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Welcome to CNT, I'm going to do 
the intro today. 

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Welcome. 
Welcome back to the Main Menu 

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podcast featured Hot and 
Insiderable where I get to be 

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the DM now everyone will hate. 
Me DM Stanford dookie man. 

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You're the dookie, man. 
Nobody can hate you more than I 

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hate myself. 
Hey, Rex, he does hate himself. 

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I do. 
So anyway, we and just to a 

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little bit, just like a battle 
test into the land of Cathedral,

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which will be a campaign that I 
wrote coming soon to the city 

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near you sometime next year. 
Sure. 

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Well, we're just going to do a 
battle test, see how it runs 

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out, see how smoothly it goes or
doesn't go, and then I can 

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smooth that out. 
So it'll be ready for when we do

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have the campaign. 
All, All right, gentlemen, y'all

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are from a land called 
Cathedral, which is actually a 

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world that is inside of a 
massive cathedral. 

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Nobody knows how it got there 
when it was built. 

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All they know is that everyone 
on the planet lives in this 

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massive cathedral as far as they
know because they have no 

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knowledge of the outside world. 
So you're right. 

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Now you're headed toward the 
biggest city in Cathedral Called

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called Stained Glass. 
There's a massive stained glass 

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window just above it above just 
above the city, in the wall that

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shines down bright colors when 
the sun shines upon the city. 

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This happens once every six 
months and they usually have a 

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festival. 
Lucky for you guys, you are 

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coming towards the city, riding 
in a small boat across the water

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just as this festival is getting
started. 

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I'm going to let you guys kind 
of make your own back story. 

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You kind of made your characters
on the dime, but why don't you 

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Mr. Oh, I forgot your guys name.
I'm sorry, The Archibald. 

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I'm in Dave's name. 
Adrian, why don't you tell us 

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why you want to be in the city 
of Stainblast during the 

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Festival of the Mini? 
Bright colors No. 

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I'm muted. 
I just realized, wow, get a 

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second chance at this then. 
I haven't really done his back 

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story yet, but my name is 
Adrian. 

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Adrian Ashwift. 
I like to study things in the 

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place in which we are. 
I know a little bit about a 

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little bit of everything, 
really. 

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I use magic sword. 
I'm pretty cool. 

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I'm good with the ladies. 
I can swoon the nearest lass at 

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a moment's notice and he has a 
charisma of two. 

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I'm a bit of what they call a 
ladies man. 

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They swoon to me. 
He thinks he's hot stuff, but 

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he's an archivist and a scholar 
and a gentleman. 

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Is he also tip his fedora? 
He doesn't have a hat. 

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He's balding. 
Actually. 

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And just white bite everybody. 
He's got a long ponytail, but 

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it's balding on top. 
Not a good look. 

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He's got he's got chainmail 
skull caps. 

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Yeah. 
Ponytail sticks about tobacco. 

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Yeah, he looks halfway. 
Decent. 

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When he takes it off, he takes 
it off and it's just like I see 

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the body, Ventura. 
I love that. 

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I love that. 
OK. 

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Pretty much. 
Gentlemen. 

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Here with us, sword and. 
Electric. 

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Are you working in a 
psychologist? 

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Yeah, that's it. 
Say, gentlemen here with us 

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named Diamond Dave. 
Tell us about yourself, Diamond 

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Dave, and why you want. 
My name I come from, I come from

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the South of of Cathedral. 
Oh really? 

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I'm just here to like sell my 
Ninji school. 

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I'm trying to get, you know, 
more acolytes, as you all call 

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them up here up north, you know,
just just really just, you know,

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trying to teach everyone how to 
be an Ng because me myself, I'm 

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a shade. 
I keep to the shadows where no 

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one can see my white complexion 
and I'm, I'm a simple failure. 

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I wear shorts and Crocs and I 
got, you know, some leather on 

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me, like at my leather belt. 
That's about it. 

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And oh, I wear a baseball cap. 
I like to throw Ninji stars. 

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And I got my daddy's, my daddy's
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And I just like to stick to the 
shadows and just recruit 

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angolites to show them how to do
the right angle on my dangle. 

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Judy. 
Child, what is a baseball hat? 

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Oh, is it what I'm wearing, 
idiot? 

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What is baseball? 
What I'm going to do with your 

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nutsack? 
That sounds most enjoyable. 

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It will be when I'm done, you 
dig? 

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For it, even better, it's not. 
It's not just a baseball cap, it

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is a leather baseball cap. 
It's. 

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A Ninji star. 
And it says DD for Diamond 

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Dingy. *. 
Diamond Dave app App Cotton 

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pending honestly, but anyway. 
Yeah, there's like mad at me for

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trying to steal his ideas, but 
you know, screw that guy came to

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see me. 
So they're on a ferry boat on 

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its way. 
Across the orders. 

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Where it's no, no, you're on a 
boat that's ferrying you across 

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the water. 
So and then on that boat with 

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him stands a stands a average 
size stranger, just just 

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standing quietly with his 
fingers crossed, his arms 

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crossed, almost focusing on the 
horizon and not sure what his 

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name is. 
You're not sure what his name 

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is. 
He's been kind of standing still

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and watching the whole time and 
you and you're not even quite 

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sure how the ferry is traversing
the waters by itself 'cause 

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there's no steers or anything 
like that. 

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But you pull up on shore on the 
docks just outside of the city. 

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The gates stand tall in front of
you, almost for boating, but 

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they are open and guards are 
checking people as they come 

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into the the city because they 
open the gates for the festival 

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all the time. 
The gentleman steps off of the 

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boat in front of you and he 
turns back and he looks at the 

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water and bows his head slightly
and then turns and walks away. 

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Just then you see a bunch of 
fish like men standing next to 

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the next to the ferry and you 
can now see that these are the 

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the dogma creatures that live in
the waters and they were 

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escorting the ferry to its 
destination. 

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It's the dogma. 
The dogma. 

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I knew it. 
What the Hell's given? 

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That they're very secretive 
people. 

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They honestly keep to themselves
for the most part, but are 

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rather fierce warriors and 
monisters of diving into the 

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water and jumping back out and 
spitting A venom into your eyes 

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that can blind and even paralyze
you before dragging you under 

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the waves and feasting upon your
flesh. 

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That's. 
What happened there, dear Dad? 

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Occasion when they were here. 
Occasion. 

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On the most gruesome. 
Are they into such a frenzy and 

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they really have to be pushed to
that state? 

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Though you both take a long look
at them, they look back at you 

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almost as if asking for 
something, but not quite. 

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Yeah, what up, baby? 
And then they dive back 

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underneath the waters and start 
pushing the ferry back towards 

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where it came from and the. 
Other side like. 

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You're already off. 
We climbed off and you were 

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looking at. 
Them well, then I I get miles 

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you looking out? 
You both return from where the 

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fish creatures were. 
You'll turn from the fish where 

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the crushed creatures were. 
As you pack your mouth, pull up 

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to back. 
You see the? 

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General standing there. 
Now. 

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With his fingertips touching, he
stares at both of you 

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collectively for a moment. 
Hello, gentlemen. 

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Hello. 
Hello. 

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It's a pleasure sharing the ride
with you. 

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It was quiet somewhat and 
contemplated. 

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I appreciate. 
The diarrhea. 

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I don't like boats. 
It is fairly regular for people 

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to to to get sick on boats. 
So. 

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Here is what I'm going to. 
But my friend, if luck shines on

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you today, I might have a gift 
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He lay. 
He lays his hand on your 

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shoulder and closes his eyes, 
and you feel a strange, almost 

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magical ability blow through 
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It's quite honestly electrifying
if I do say so myself. 

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Is that electric? 
Can you feel your stomach? 

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You feel your stomach ease? 
Your diarrhea is not completely 

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gone, but honestly, maybe one or
two more poops than it will be. 

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You'll be completely regular and
your sea sickness has all but 

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vanished. 
And now because of this massive 

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sized role that he did, you will
get a + 2 to any action for your

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next action that you would like 
to use that for. 

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You will get a + 2 buff and that
will be a + 2 buff. 

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And then the stranger turns and 
he looks at Diamond Dan and he 

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goes. 
Diamond Dave, I'm sorry. 

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I apologize, I misspoke. 
It is Diamond Dave. 

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Uh huh. 
Unfortunately, I don't think 

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even, yeah, unfortunately I 
don't think even luck can help 

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you with your problem. 
Thank you. 

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Thank you anyway. 
My my last two brain cells are 

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fighting for 4th place. 
And then in that moment, he 

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thanks you. 
He flips a golden Talisman coin 

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to you. 
Diamond Dave, be ready. 

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He flips it to you and then just
as you catch it, you you look at

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it. 
Just a flat piece of gold, like 

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a flat disk of gold. 
Then you look up and the 

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stranger is gone. 
And you don't know what that 

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does, but you may want to save 
it. 

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It is gold after all. 
Well, yeah, I stick it in my 

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pocket, kind of turned like a 
power there for a second. 

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Me pocket. 
He paid for ninja lessons and 

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then left. 
All right, well, look at your 

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Mr. since you're. 
I think you're just invisible. 

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Since I'm kind of dumb. 
Really. 

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It's all on the angle of the 
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And then you got to have your 
defensive ninja hand up. 

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You got to dance before you hit 
it. 

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You're ready. 
Yeah. 

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They shoot each other, right? 
I love that beat little eyes. 

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Adrian practices this but a 
woman walks by and he hits her 

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in the throat. 
Accident. 

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Removes her skull. 
You know. 

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Oh, I'm sorry. 
Justin Adrian Adrian does this 

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Justin 22 guards of the city run
up you there. 

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Do you think you're doing This 
is an innocent woman. 

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Why are you practicing I? 
Was practicing ninji magic. 

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Both put their hands on. 
They both put their both put 

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their hands on their throats, 
and they look at each other, 

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then back at you. 
Say what? 

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No. 
No. 

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You're not allowed to do that. 
Come with us. 

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You're going. 
We're going to lock you up. 

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No, no. 
Hey, Mr. Mr. Mr. I'm trying to 

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teach them a new form of magic I
discovered. 

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It's called ninja magic. 
Yeah, what you're trying to 

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teach them. 
Speak to the prison guard. 

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Maybe he'll he'll have mercy on 
you. 

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Come with us. 
Well, that's kind of you. 

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Want to go with them or would 
you like to fight them it? 

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Sounds like I don't have a 
choice. 

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I'm under a wrist. 
I will go willingly and appease 

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my case. 
I'll go, but go unwillingly. 

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Stop resisting the. 
Two guards, The two guards, The 

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two guards escort you off to off
along the waters in the where 

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the waters in the sands meet on 
the shoreline. 

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There you see a very dark, dank 
cave below the city of 

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Cathedral. 
And honestly, everything in your

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gut says that that is not a 
place that you want to be. 

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In fact, you're both in my gut. 
Both of you roll A1, Dive 20 for

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me. 
R/OR/R. 

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Slash R. 1 D25I got 12 Do I? 
Add. 

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My oldest 16 Dang it, this would
be let me see, let me see, let 

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me no, let me check your let me 
check your I think it would be 

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endurance or. 
My endurance is the path. 

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It's about fear. 
It would be more fear than 

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anything. 
Or wouldn't it be Charisma then?

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Or intelligence, You're right. 
I think it would be charisma, so

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even if you're scared, you can 
pretend you're not with 

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charisma. 
Honestly, technically got. 

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A point. 
I will let you, I will let you 

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choose what? 
What do you usually? 

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What would you say your 
character tries to do when it 

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when they conquer their fear 
without fighting? 

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Obviously 'cause right now 
you're non combat. 

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My. 
Odious intellect I hide. 

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Obviously you have given 
yourself to the guards, so 

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stealth would not be an option. 
Well Dang it, I would say I 

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tried fuck my way out of it 
then. 

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Adrian, you use your 
intelligence because you're 

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rather intelligent. 
What is your intelligence level 

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again? 
It's Adrian. 

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My apology my. 
Intelligence. 

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My intelligence is 9. 
It's a nine, so you would get 

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+4. 
It would give you a nine. 

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It wouldn't. 
It wouldn't beat my role, right?

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So you both cannot help but 
succumb or did you want to try 

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and raise your score with 
something else? 

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It doesn't have to just be with 
stuff. 

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It could be with whatever. 
Diamond, Dave. 

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Why does it talk? 
Because, you know, my career was

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a nine. 
So that would be a + 4 as well. 

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Actually, that puts you. 
I'm a 16. 

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That puts you at the same role 
as me. 

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Who's talking like it? 
So as you're trying to talk, 

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you're trying to talk your way 
out of this, because that cave 

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looks foreboding. 
You're talking about trying to 

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talk them out of taking you down
to the prison because you want 

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no part of that. 
What are what? 

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00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,120
What are you? 
What are you jawed about? 

252
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,520
What you, what are you saying? 
What? 

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I'll do whatever you want, 
please don't throw. 

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00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,880
Me in there in the I'm not 
throwing you in The Cave. 

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The prison is around and behind.
We don't go anywhere near that 

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cave. 
Are you suicidal? 

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00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,240
We don't go near that cave. 
That is awful. 

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Just. 
Just make sure I didn't hate the

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00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,840
woman, all right? 
This man hit the woman. 

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I just. 
I did, I was trying to learn 

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ninji magics so it's not my 
fault. 

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00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,880
Well. 
I I have to take you to the 

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prison. 
You have to see the judge. 

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But the prison is around and 
behind. 

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00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,120
It's not in The Cave. 
We don't go anywhere near that 

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cave. 
That cave. 

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Is why not isolate and 
destitute? 

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We're walking by The Cave. 
We're not walking to The Cave, 

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we're walking. 
Right. 

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00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,800
Now, why won't what? 
Put stained glass over The Cave.

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00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:58,000
Oh, let me ask you a serious 
question if you want to kill 

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you. 
Worry. 

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00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,040
We can come over here with some 
granite, we can fill them in. 

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You're tell you're telling me 
you want to walk up to the mouth

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of that cave to try and block 
it. 

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00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,440
Why do you think we're walking 
on the shoreline as far away 

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from that cave as we can 
possibly get? 

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And you can hear the fear kind 
of building up in his voice just

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from the thought of getting 
closer to The Cave. 

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I. 
Missed. 

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I want to try come. 
Here, get closer. 

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Come. 
Here, come here. 

283
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:22,640
What? 
Come. 

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00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:29,280
Here you and Dad going Sissy. 
Apparently. 

285
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But honestly, I'll make you 
guys. 

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I'll make, I will make you 
gentlemen a deal. 

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00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:38,120
If you gentlemen go into that 
cave and come out alive, which 

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no one has before, we won't take
you to prison. 

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OK. 
Really. 

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Get off. 
I step in and I step back to. 

291
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You. 
I did it. 

292
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,760
No, I'm saying you step into The
Cave, Diamond Dave. 

293
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,200
Yeah, I step in The Cave. 
All right, roll A1D20 for me. 

294
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,600
O20 I got. 
You roll A1D20. 

295
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,440
I got you, Sid. 
I got you. 

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You will. 
You will also subtract half for 

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fear. 
No, see, I got a charisma of 

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nine. 
I ain't scaring none. 

299
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,480
Half of a nine is a 4.5. 
No, you lost. 

300
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,200
Plus my 4. 
No, it is a magical cave that 

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induces feet the closer you get 
to it. 

302
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,920
You're right, I told you. 
I told that guard told you. 

303
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,680
So you stepped into that cave. 
You have not come out yet. 

304
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The guard looks at Adrian and 
goes. 

305
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,080
I guess you're going to get your
friend out of there. 

306
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,560
Go ahead, this time he's not 
giving you an option. 

307
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He draws his sword in his. 
Butt. 

308
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Sure. 
I'll go 1D20. 

309
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,120
All right, 16. 
No, you don't roll A1D20. 

310
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,200
You don't roll A1D20. 
You were forced in. 

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Oh, OK. 
And that you cross the 

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threshold, Adrian. 
There is no sign of Diamond 

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Dave. 
In fact, there are just cave 

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walls dimly lit with what looks 
like almost black smears up and 

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down. 
You hear you hear a shrieking 

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scream from the deep darkness of
this cave. 

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If I see any chop marks on the 
wall where he must have Judy 

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chopped. 
You do not, But from the shadows

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in the corner. 
From the shadows in the corner 

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he goes. 
Like me. 

321
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,440
Kanye sounded like him. 
I'll. 

322
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,680
I'll look for you. 
Hello. 

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00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,800
He steps out of the shadows just
in the corner of The Cave. 

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There you 2 turn around to try 
and exit The Cave, but now all 

325
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you can see is a wall as if it 
had always been there. 

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I'm sorry, I got in. 
I got us in this mess. 

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00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:45,600
Adrian or Adanias, it's. 
Adrian, what's the wall? 

328
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,240
There's a wall here. 
What's your last name again? 

329
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,400
Ashwift. 
All right, Ashwin, let's go. 

330
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,480
Let's chop the wall down. 
I start Judy chopping the wall. 

331
00:18:55,680 --> 00:19:00,280
I do not do this. 
You, you Judy, chop the wallop 

332
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and you feel it's very solid. 
It doesn't give and you try 

333
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,880
again and and it does not move 
again. 

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00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,360
Another figure emergent. 
Another figure emerges from the 

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darkness behind you, which is 
now the only place dimly lit by 

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some sort of mage light. 
He looks you up and down and 

337
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,840
goes. 
What are you doing here? 

338
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,040
Are you checking me out? 
Well, I've tried to prove my 

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innocence and I got railroaded 
into, you know, not living, so I

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think I'm dead. 
You have stoned to the center of

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The Cave. 
The only way out is. 

342
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,000
Is is to do what? 
Do what? 

343
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:54,480
You must go through The Cave. 
I pull my I pull my pants down 

344
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or my my jorts down shorts. 
Look through what? 

345
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,280
Through The Cave, my boy. 
Oh, OK, we'll pull them out. 

346
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,040
I. 
Think we can make it? 

347
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,880
The figure looks at you and 
goes. 

348
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:12,720
We have not seen a hero make it 
through in the last 1000 years. 

349
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The. 
Doors of cathedral have been 

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closed. 
And then he walks away into 

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00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,480
vapors, leaving only a tunnel 
dimly lit with what looks like 

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00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,720
blood smears all along. 
The I think we can do it. 

353
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,560
We we got it. 
Let's go. 

354
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,280
Better than prison? 
Better than prison? 

355
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,320
Hey, my boy. 
I ain't gay. 

356
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,920
If there's any women here to 
swoon, I shall swoon. 

357
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:43,520
Them as you say that almost 
immediately a tall, light yes 

358
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:48,560
fair skinned woman, yes sitting 
in your gauge keep wearing a 

359
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,920
very big a very big kind of 
fluffy dress. 

360
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:58,960
She goes excuse me gentlemen did
that fella that startle you? 

361
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400
I apologize. 
He's always playing tricks for 

362
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,800
me I'll I'll I'll get you out of
The Cave. 

363
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,000
The girls like to play tricks on
people by sending them into The 

364
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,040
Cave and say they'll prove your 
innocence. 

365
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,400
And oh man, they they're always 
such. 

366
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,200
Damn, those gods are. 
Anyway, and who might you be 

367
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,200
miss? 
Oh, thank you miss, they adore. 

368
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,920
Yes, please cover me. 
I will leave you in the essence 

369
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of the case. 
And she she walks ahead of you 

370
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,240
and take takes a left hand turn 
and kind of disappears around 

371
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,880
the corner. 
Would you like to follow her? 

372
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,080
Sure. 
Is there any other? 

373
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,480
Way you walk up to You walk up 
to. 

374
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:47,360
It looks like AT almost in your 
path to the right, you see thick

375
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:52,280
layers of cobwebs covering, just
dusting all over The Cave. 

376
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,920
And just like no one has passed 
by there in quite a while. 

377
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,080
But you look a little closer and
you notice human bones trapped 

378
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,680
up in the cobwebs as well. 
Like maybe they did try and 

379
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,880
couldn't. 
And then to the left you see 

380
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,480
it's mostly clear, but it's 
still dark. 

381
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,680
It's dank. 
It's it's not great. 

382
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:14,480
But you do see Theodora just the
edge of her dress kind of flare 

383
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,360
as she keeps walking on the path
ahead. 

384
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,320
Yes, I do. 
I shall nowhere else to go. 

385
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,400
OK, you follow after you run, 
you catch up to Theodora and 

386
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,320
she's like, oh, I thought you'd 
never catch up. 

387
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,000
And she keeps walking and she 
goes, where are you gentlemen 

388
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,720
from? 
You do not seem to be from 

389
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,840
around E Palm. 
I don't remember. 

390
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,320
That is very interesting that 
you do not remember where you're

391
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,280
from. 
That's all right. 

392
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,760
How about you, Sir? 
Who did you say something about?

393
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,440
A Ninji school. 
Yes, well see, I'm I'm my name 

394
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:50,000
is Diamond Dave or Dee Dee for 
short, and I am from down South 

395
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,960
in Alabama and I live in a 
trailer and I run Diamond Dave 

396
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,600
Ninja School. 
Oh, that does something 

397
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,480
delightful. 
I do rock active. 

398
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,440
They are so stubble. 
Anyway. 

399
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,880
Wait, what? 
All right, Diamond, And as she 

400
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,760
says this. 
I stopped walking. 

401
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,400
The dress, The dress. 
You notice that the cavern has 

402
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,240
opened. 
There is a little bit more 

403
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,200
light, but not much. 
The dress has fallen from her 

404
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:22,760
shoulders and underneath her is 
the body of a spider. 8 legs, 

405
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,880
the campus of a spider. 
And she crawls up on the wall 

406
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:30,120
and goes. 
Me and my children grow so 

407
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:38,440
hungry and just then five 
spiders about the size of I'd 

408
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,160
say Doberman pinschers come 
from. 

409
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,080
They surround you from the 
darkness. 

410
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,640
I hope y'all are not much. 
I'm not much attracted to her 

411
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,520
anymore. 
Yeah, she's kind of ugly, 

412
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,480
really. 
Would you like to tie? 

413
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,520
Would you like to try and seduce
her to try and get? 

414
00:23:55,920 --> 00:24:00,680
Hey, hey, add a Walley. 
Yes, Adrian. 

415
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,960
Yeah, you. 
You know what I do to ugly 

416
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,760
women? 
What's that? 

417
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:14,480
I do the job. 
OK, so is that your plan then 

418
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,600
your? 
Plan. 

419
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,680
It sounds like Ananias has 
different ideas. 

420
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:24,160
What would you like to do then? 
I'd like to use reason. 

421
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,640
Reason. 
Look, he's inspired. 

422
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,400
I never knew no spotter to 
listen to reason. 

423
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:34,000
I have much intellect. 
You're going to use. 

424
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,640
Actually, this would fall under 
Charisma. 

425
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:42,160
Go ahead, go ahead and. 
Give me a good one Dash 1 year 

426
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,400
old. 
He spits on his hand and and 

427
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,880
kind of runs it through his 
ponytail hair. 

428
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,080
See her almost jump back like he
doesn't understand. 

429
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,520
What on the ass are you doing, 
John? 

430
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,360
I got a 19. 
Well, you, you see, I've been 

431
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,800
we've been trapping this place 
for some time and, and I was 

432
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,280
hoping that just to settle down 
with someone and and kind of 

433
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:12,760
find a dark corner and do a 
little necking smooching. 

434
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,320
Horizontal dancing, That's the 
way he's talking about. 

435
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,880
He's talking about horizontal 
dancing, so. 

436
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,520
You know I'm. 
Available, my dear. 

437
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:26,760
My dear Sir, are you saying you 
would like to meet? 

438
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,320
Hey. 
Hey, you know, going from zero 

439
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:38,360
to 100 rather quickly. 
Hey, RJ Carmichael. 

440
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,120
And Adrian? 
Oh, Adrian, sorry, sorry, my 

441
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,600
bad. 
You got short term memory log, 

442
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,400
Adrian. 
Hey, you know that most spiders 

443
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,920
like the women killed a man 
after Maine, right? 

444
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,880
Sure. 
Good luck, Good luck. 

445
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,840
Remember some of that. 
It has been a while. 

446
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:03,480
It's been a while. 
So are you going to try and 

447
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,480
seduce her? 
Are you going to try and talk 

448
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,840
her out of just healing and 
eating you with her children? 

449
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,640
But I'll just do that. 
Walk me through your decision. 

450
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,760
I'd rather not. 
I want to make her think that 

451
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:22,680
I'm mating, but really it's just
a ruse so that we can, you know,

452
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,840
get a head start and get a run 
away. 

453
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:30,120
So you start making your moves 
on and she can kind of feel 

454
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,040
this. 
That's interest you. 

455
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,960
Shoulder you shoulder. 
And then she quickly runs out 

456
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,120
from where she was was on the 
wall, picks you up and runs her 

457
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:47,760
feelers up and down you. 
And she goes you a reek of fear.

458
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,840
Why are you afraid if you are so
attracted to me? 

459
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,560
You know, to be honest, it's 
it's my first time, never done 

460
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,720
this. 
Oh, is that so? 

461
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:04,120
OK, what? 
What? 

462
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,760
I guess. 
What? 

463
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,120
Listen, Madam, if you wouldn't 
mind, I'd like to freshen up 

464
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,440
around the corner. 
If you wouldn't mind. 

465
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,880
You say I reek of fear. 
I I I prefer to smell good for 

466
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,640
potential lovers, which I've 
never had. 

467
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:32,320
You have no place to to freshen 
up around the corner. 

468
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,680
You wouldn't happen to be lying 
to me, would you? 

469
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,120
Of course not. 
I would. 

470
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:45,080
I would never do such things. 
I've asked only for you, 

471
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,360
darling. 
Trust. 

472
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,760
Me. 
Let's let the meeting begin. 

473
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:54,200
My children will play with your 
friend Dave while what we go off

474
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,360
our own separate way? 
No. 

475
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,080
That does sound illegal. 
All right now kid, now get 

476
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,000
yourself with a proper ninja 
stance. 

477
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,600
All right, look at how you start
this thing. 

478
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,200
I look for weak weak point. 
Like a length. 

479
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,680
Yeah. 
OK. 

480
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,880
So you're starting battle, is 
that what you're saying? 

481
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,960
Yeah, we can't. 
We can't. 

482
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:20,520
It can't go down like this. 
Kids had a Judy job. 

483
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,000
I like to stun well. 
I'd like to analyze really first

484
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,160
with my perception and and see 
if there's a weak point. 

485
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:31,600
If it's weak to electrokinesis I
could stun her and we could run 

486
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:37,440
away if it's possible. 
Guy 12 for me you are you did 

487
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,520
beat it so you can look up. 
I will let you know that using 

488
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,240
this passive ability does start 
battle. 

489
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,800
You will. 
Fight all right? 

490
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,600
Don't do it all right? 
I don't want to fight these 

491
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,640
kids. 
There's five of them all around 

492
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,440
me. 
Them kids, we can do it, or at 

493
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,960
least run away. 
OK, so you you were eyeing her 

494
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,480
up and down as quickly as 
possible. 

495
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,840
You are very nervous because she
is taking you through what you 

496
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,040
assume is a nest and this is not
the bridegroom chamber that you 

497
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,160
had envisioned for yourself when
you were a wee lad in your home.

498
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,680
I mean the top half is is nice, 
but it's it's all that all them 

499
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,960
legs and the too many parts 
think. 

500
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,360
Of the webs man think. 
What do I do with it, you know? 

501
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,200
I wasn't for a real woman, not 
1/2 holding. 

502
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,360
But as you analyze her. 
All right, kids, now just say 

503
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:34,800
no. 
Like. 

504
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,400
Your step brothers are going to 
come out looking weird all 

505
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,760
right, but when a man and a half
woman half spider lady love each

506
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,520
other very much. 
So anyway, you have started 

507
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,080
battle. 
You you analyze her for 

508
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,280
weakness. 
You her pincers click and her 

509
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,680
head turns towards you and she 
goes. 

510
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,240
Though this was a ruse, you do 
not wish to be this. 

511
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,640
I would have rather you told me 
the truth. 

512
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,080
I mean, I was the beginning. 
If he doesn't, I will. 

513
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,600
I mean, I was going to, I just 
got cold feet. 

514
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,960
Sorry. 
It is what it is. 

515
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,120
He rolled a 16 to shoot a web at
you. 

516
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,520
Diamond Dave. 
You can react by rolling a 1D20 

517
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,440
and trying to beat her. 
Your best bet would be to dodge 

518
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,240
because she doesn't like that 
you are over. 

519
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,440
You are interrupting her. 
All right, I'm sorry. 

520
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,320
Roll your. 
A5. 

521
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,040
You are now roll A1D4 for me. 
You will be stuck for one D4 

522
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,120
turn. 
No. 

523
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,520
A3. 
Three turns OK, now the good 

524
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,400
thing about being stuck by her 
webs you can still fight. 

525
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,760
You just cannot move. 
You cannot counter very well 

526
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,960
though you will just take you 
will take a a debuff to your 

527
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,680
countering and you will not be 
able to move for three turns. 

528
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,680
All right, now that this is 
said, go ahead. 

529
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,840
And since the fight has been 
initiated, we're gonna roll 

530
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,800
initiatives. 
So her role, the Spider queen, 

531
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,360
is a 14. 
And the babies. 

532
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,520
Nice. 
OK. 

533
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,880
I got a 19. 
Nice. 

534
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,320
OK. 
And the babies. 

535
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,320
Come on now, listen if you can. 
Magic. 

536
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,040
Imagine. 
If you can, throw something from

537
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,360
there. 
I got my ninja stars. 

538
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,840
He's got his ninja stars, all 
right. 

539
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:29,720
OK And the babies roll a three. 
So Diamond Dave before you go 

540
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:34,640
I'm going to reveal 1 weakness 
of hers because Joe did, but 

541
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,840
also Joe you will not be able to
reveal that weakness until it is

542
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,040
your turn. 
Well I'll just wait to reveal it

543
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,000
till your turn. 
How about that? 

544
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,960
Go ahead, go ahead Diamond Dave,
what would you like to do? 

545
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,960
You are surrounded by 5 tiny 
spiders that now are feeling you

546
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:55,600
out kind of putting webbing more
on you, trying to prepare you as

547
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,360
a meal. 
But they're young, they don't 

548
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,320
really know what they're doing, 
so they're not doing a very good

549
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,560
job. 
What would you like to do? 

550
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,160
Help. 
Me, you stupid kids throw a 

551
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,840
ninja star right at their mom. 
OK, roll your one die 20. 

552
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,120
Or two. 
You're older too, OK? 

553
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,080
She honestly she she doesn't 
even dodge it. 

554
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,640
She sees it coming. 
She lets it hit her and you 

555
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,720
notice it bounces off her leg 
with relatively no damage 

556
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:27,560
because of her outer her outer 
skeleton, her exoskeleton almost

557
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,720
get. 
Over here, let me. 

558
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,400
Let me Judy chop you. 
Come here. 

559
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,400
Let me Judy chop you. 
Don't be scared. 

560
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,720
You have one more action and 
then a bonus action which 

561
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,880
actually is negated by the web. 
But you do have one more action.

562
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,600
You can attack the children or 
you can try again on the mug. 

563
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,160
Stab her kid. 
Roll your 1D on it. 01. 

564
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,440
You are so close to these, it's 
almost impossible to miss. 

565
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,840
And though you were aiming kind 
of for like facial kind of hit, 

566
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:01,040
you actually sliced a leg. 
It did slice the leg pretty 

567
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,080
good. 
And go ahead and well, I'll tell

568
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:09,680
you, go ahead and roll the what 
is your usual damage for your 

569
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,520
knife? 
2. 

570
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,000
That's a two. 
OK, I'll let you do 2 damage. 

571
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,960
Like. 
And these are babies so they 

572
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,840
don't honestly know how to fight
or how to even react to 

573
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,680
fighting. 
Usually by this time their 

574
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,040
mother has webbed up an enemy 
and they have an all you can eat

575
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,120
buffet so the fact that you've 
fought is just ridiculous. 

576
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:29,920
Oh. 
Now. 

577
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:35,560
Get it so it rears back in pain,
its leg falls, it rears back, 

578
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,960
and much to your chagrin, the 
mother turns towards you and 

579
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,680
goes. 
What have you done? 

580
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,720
I still have your baby. 
Slamming Adrian, who was in her 

581
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:55,680
grasp, to the hole and dealing 
mm Hmm 11-D5 damage. 

582
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,880
Let me roll the 1D5. 
And since she had you in such a 

583
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,640
horrible grasp, that is A5. 
OK, just a solid 5. 

584
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,520
Since she had you in such a 
solid grasp, there's really no 

585
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,639
way out of that. 
But she was. 

586
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,400
She was distraught. 
So we'll say that's a solid 3 

587
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,199
damage instead. 
But she didn't slam you like she

588
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:17,920
was training a slammer. 
It was more of like a throne to 

589
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:22,840
the side. 
And then he runs up on Diamond 

590
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,880
Day. 
OK, who's next in the turnover? 

591
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,080
I do believe it's you, isn't it,
Joe? 

592
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,040
Yes, me before her. 
I know that. 

593
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:36,040
Yes, so you did look at her. 
Do she what, what would be her? 

594
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,920
Her weaknesses honestly, you 
notice she's got a fairly thick 

595
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:46,080
exoskeleton that will ricochet 
most medium throwing weapons. 

596
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:52,920
So unfortunately if it hits bot,
if it hits in the carapace 

597
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,800
anywhere we'll kind of bounce 
off. 

598
00:34:55,159 --> 00:34:58,760
But you do also notice that the 
form that is still a lady at the

599
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:03,480
top of the spider is flesh and 
blood and takes with no arm, 

600
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,600
though takes normal damage. 
Shoot the breasts. 

601
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,680
Oh. 
Go for the breasts. 

602
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,680
Body head. 
She almost looks like a Centaur,

603
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:15,280
but fighter. 
I, I just said what I was 

604
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,080
looking at. 
Sorry, go over the head. 

605
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,840
I mean, that's probably more 
beneficial. 

606
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,760
Sure, I mean depression Yeah, it
makes sense the only. 

607
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,000
The only thing could I have 
attempted to block with my sword

608
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,480
there when she attacked me? 
Or is block just on my turn? 

609
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,920
She kind of kind of threw you to
the side though. 

610
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,160
That's why I told the damage. 
It wasn't really an attack. 

611
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,360
It was just like a he's 
attacking my children. 

612
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,960
So she threw you away. 
Gotcha. 

613
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,160
So that's why I did make it not 
a Yeah, it was not a full 5. 

614
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,560
You will let you would like to 
ZAP her. 

615
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,840
OK. 
Yeah, with. 

616
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,640
All your money. 
Electrocanasis, 2020. 

617
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,840
Yes. 
Yeah, OK. 

618
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,680
Dang it. 
You do ZAP her. 

619
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,720
Well she has to roll to see if 
it blocks that. 

620
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,480
He rolled 5. 
You beat her, in fact, not sick.

621
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,520
You cast your electrokinesis at 
her and it hits her right in the

622
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,240
back of the carapace. 
But you notice that it that her 

623
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,560
carapace conducts electricity a 
little too well. 

624
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,720
It's probably from the dark and 
dank area that she's living in. 

625
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,400
So the the electricity jumps up 
her carapace and to her lady 

626
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,800
body. 
And. 

627
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,320
Then she yeah, she does take 
three damage. 

628
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:34,800
Three damage I'll give you 
because of you did not realize 

629
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,640
that it was such a great 
conductor. 

630
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,560
I'll let you double that. 
You do 6 damage. 

631
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,760
Oh yeah, and I roll the 1D4 for 
shock damage. 

632
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:48,920
Additionally got a three. 
Oh OK, SO1D4 for shock damage 

633
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,160
overturned. 
Yeah, and it would stun if I got

634
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,200
a four, but I just got a three. 
Right, right. 

635
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,880
OK. 
Yes, an extra 3. 

636
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,000
So that's a total of nine damage
to her. 

637
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,560
OK, right. 
You do have another action. 

638
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,360
You're a little, you're a little
banged up from the magic. 

639
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,920
You can. 
You can attack again if you'd 

640
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,760
like. 
But also don't. 

641
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,040
Forget to lower your mana for 
whatever. 

642
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,240
Subsequent Yeah, I did that. 
I got 6 left but I'm going to go

643
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:23,120
over and see if I can't cut the 
webs off of my friend Diamond 

644
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,640
Dave. 
All right, you would then have 

645
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,320
to run under her and past four 
of her children. 

646
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,880
Oh, so it's pretty far. 
I mean you can make it 

647
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,440
technically just distance, yes, 
but you are running past her in 

648
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,640
four of her children to get to 
him, so the odds are you will be

649
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,000
attacked by one of them on the 
way. 

650
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,920
You want to try it? 
OK, go ahead and roll. 

651
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,040
Go ahead and roll A1 die 20 for 
me. 

652
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,960
Or maybe I can block on the way 
there. 

653
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,760
Oh, I got a 19. 
I think I'm probably good. 

654
00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,000
OK, and she tries to stop. 
She sees you running towards 

655
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,520
your friend and tries to stop 
you. 

656
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,240
Don't get a 20. 
Don't get a 20. 

657
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,040
She rolls a tooth. 
She does not stop, she is not 

658
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,720
able to stop you. 
She squats her leg, She even 

659
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,000
brings her Stinger down and 
tries to sting you but misses 

660
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,760
completely. 
Now roll again to see if you can

661
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,280
get past few of her children. 
All right, so lucky. 

662
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,800
So then two of her children stop
you. 

663
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,120
They don't really attack you, 
but they kind of get in your 

664
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,320
way, so you can't really get 
past them. 

665
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,680
All righty. 
You have now become the 

666
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,640
forefront of her sight. 
He's very angry at Dave for 

667
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,640
attacking her children, but 
she's also very angry at you for

668
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,320
playing with her heartstring. 
Do I get to attack again or was 

669
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,800
it just that movement? 
Get to you technically. 

670
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,200
Oh, you didn't attack, did you? 
Tried to run. 

671
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,280
So attack if I can't get to. 
Yeah, you could definitely 

672
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,720
attack if you'd still like it. 
If I can't. 

673
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,760
If I can't get to Dave yet, then
I'll I'll hit one of the kids. 

674
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,280
Yeah, what do you want to hit 
him with your sword beat? 

675
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,920
The kid in the case. 
Yeah, grab his Dick and twist 

676
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,000
it. 
Yeah, I just sword attack. 

677
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,640
I love it. 
Hey, you matched. 

678
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,800
Oh geez. 
Oh, you got them? 

679
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,440
Explain this, how would you? 
And then oh, roll your damage 

680
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,520
for me. 
It's just sword, So what, 4/4 

681
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,920
damage? 
Yes, don't forget to take down 

682
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,880
your stamina as well. 
Stamina. 

683
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,120
Yep. 
So you did a four damage. 

684
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:30,160
Honestly, the candidate you hit,
you did not hit it full blown 

685
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,000
right in the face, but you you 
damaged it. 

686
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,960
You damaged it hard and it lays 
down because it's it doesn't 

687
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,040
want to fight anymore. 
Honestly, it's so damaged it's 

688
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,720
it's nigh on to death you. 
Don't want their smoke you. 

689
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,720
Don't want? 
Their smoke for you, the the 

690
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:52,480
children, yes, the children are 
very easy to turn away because, 

691
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,360
yeah, obviously, like they're 
children, they're not ready for 

692
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,680
a fight. 
Yeah, turn them in. 

693
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,240
The OK you are now standing 
still and you have done your 

694
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,080
motion as well and you're 
standing right in front of the 

695
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,440
mother right after you attacked 
her children. 

696
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:14,080
He looks down at you and sneers.
How dare you play with my heart 

697
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:19,960
and in strike my children. 
What kind of fog do you plan to 

698
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,040
be? 
He rolls A7. 

699
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,840
Not a very good one, Not. 
A very good one. 

700
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,160
He does roll a stem. 
Yes you can. 

701
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,840
Only if you want to counter. 
He is going to try and sting 

702
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,840
you. 
You so roll A6. 

703
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,000
You can try to block. 
OK cool. 

704
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,520
Did you block it? 
Did you dock? 

705
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,360
What'd you do? 
Yeah, I'll try to move out of 

706
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,040
the way and kind of deflect my 
sword. 

707
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,680
OK, you do carry. 
You do carry Your attack. 

708
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,560
She goes to sting you and she 
misses. 

709
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,800
She gets angry even more angry. 
So she decides to shoot webs at 

710
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,320
you? 
No. 

711
00:40:54,720 --> 00:41:00,560
No. 13 I'm getting medium, 
decent roles. 

712
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,320
I'm not getting great roles, but
I'm getting medium. 

713
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:11,160
Decent roles 13 Dodge. 
Way so then she she almost tries

714
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,640
to step on you as well like she 
thought she was going to web you

715
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,840
but but she messed with the web 
so she tried to step on you. 

716
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,000
She didn't land. 
Oh. 

717
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,560
Yes, that's fine, Mommy. 
It is now it is the three other 

718
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:27,600
babies turns. 
They really don't like Diamond 

719
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,720
Dave. 
I think he's a pretty nice guy. 

720
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,440
Three of them rushed on him at 
once, and they attempt to. 

721
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,760
Let's go with They don't have 
too many attacks. 

722
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,720
They can try to bite. 
They'll try to bite. 

723
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:45,600
You may try to block with your 
weapon or try to like push them 

724
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,880
away. 
Go ahead and roll A1D20 for me, 

725
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:52,680
Mr. D. 18. 
Ice. 

726
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,640
OK, so these spiders do not get 
a bite. 

727
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,680
They're snapping at you and 
you're pushing them away just 

728
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,480
perfectly, even though you're 
kind of teetering and you do not

729
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,160
have. 
A very good. 

730
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:08,800
Balance. 
In fact, you are dodging them 

731
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,120
and pushing them away so well 
that two of them decide to 

732
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,480
attack your fellow while one of 
them still tries to attack you. 

733
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,960
Oh. 
Shoot, my bad. 

734
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,520
OK. 
So the women rolls a 20. 

735
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,960
That's the one attacking Dave 
got the 20 of. 

736
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,320
Course. 
That is also a critical. 

737
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,880
Yeah. 
Oh, I did not type the right 

738
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,520
thing. 
Hold on, we'll try and dodge it 

739
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:36,000
with a perfect 20. 
OK, if you do not they wow. 

740
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:45,200
That's. 
Why you always try, folks? 

741
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:51,200
Try you always try this one 
thinks it's got you pinchers are

742
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:54,720
right at your face, but then you
grab its pinchers and you push 

743
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:58,600
it away. 
The other two now attack stir 

744
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,600
mark with its head mark by who 
are. 

745
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,680
You fine. 
Aren't or? 

746
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,000
Yeah, yeah. 1515. 
Knife, he's able to push them 

747
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,920
away and push and push them 
back. 

748
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:18,120
And what's funny is he doesn't 
realize he can counter strike. 

749
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,800
As an Herkovist he can 
definitely counter strike. 

750
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,960
Counter strike. 
With the sword. 

751
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,600
So you do 4 damage, Yeah. 
Yeah, I'll take the stamina down

752
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,080
to. 
But just check actually it's a 

753
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,960
counter so you'll have that 
stamina. 

754
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,640
You only do one point of stamina
because it. 

755
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,960
Didn't I'll say nice? 
But you counter strike, what 

756
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,640
damage do you do, my good Sir? 
Is it the four? 

757
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,160
Would it be the four, the full 
damage or half? 

758
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,600
Damage. 
It would be, it would be, it 

759
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,960
would be full, yeah. 
I'll give you. 

760
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,480
OK, yeah. 
I thought it was one D4 for some

761
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:53,440
reason I don't. 
OK, You do 4 and I will split it

762
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,720
and I would you like to do 4 to 
1 specific one or would you like

763
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,080
to split it amongst the two 
doing just two damage? 

764
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,680
I'll try to finish one off if I 
can. 

765
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:06,680
OK, you even with the four, you 
do not, but one of them lays 

766
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,960
down like the other fellow who 
is still alive, but rides in 

767
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:16,640
pain, thereby making the mother 
even more angry. 

768
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:20,400
Angry. 
He will then take a buff through

769
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,840
her fury on her next turn on her
one deep wanting damage because 

770
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,400
you are killing her, her little 
ones. 

771
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,040
Oh no. 
All righty and the babies are 

772
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,560
done. 
It is Mr. Diamond Day turn 

773
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,400
again. 
Really. 

774
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,320
Hey, hey, hey, Adrian. 
Yes. 

775
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,280
Hey, what's the weakness? 
Go for the breasts. 

776
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,360
All right, the head. 
So I whip out. 

777
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,800
I whip out another winty car and
I whip it out of bread. 

778
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,760
OK. 
Roll me a 1D twin. 

779
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,400
Big roll, big roll, slash our 
space. 

780
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,760
Yeah, my bad. 
Come on, big money, big money, 

781
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,600
big money. 
I just got a 20, so it's going 

782
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:06,720
to be like a one again. 
Yeah, well. 

783
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,000
I got that. 
Because you. 

784
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,320
Can. 
Find a lean back and you through

785
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,280
because you're still kind of 
stuck. 

786
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,680
Is this your second or second 
what I? 

787
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,800
Think it's the second second. 
You can also roll during your 

788
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,280
turn using an. 
It would be a bonus and A and a 

789
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:31,440
regular action to try to cut the
the web, the sticky web around 

790
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,520
you and lower that. 
That's up to you. 

791
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,360
You don't get anything. 
Higher than A2 unless it's to 

792
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:43,280
defend myself so. 
I get where it needs to go. 

793
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,360
It bounces off her and she goes.
Foolish little thing. 

794
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,760
You're my next video, Hon. 
Would you like to do you do. 

795
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,640
You do have another action and 
your bonus action is negated 

796
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,040
because you're still webbed. 
But you do have another action 

797
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,760
that can be used towards trying 
to cut the wedding. 

798
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,400
Uh huh. 
I I throw another one. 

799
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:10,360
Do another ninja star nice. 
This time she can tell that this

800
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,560
one is probably going to ring 
true on her softer parts, so she

801
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,680
tries to bring her legs up to 
block it, but does not in time 

802
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,880
and it hits a square in the 
square in the chest. 

803
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,000
And those do how much damage? 
Woolen. 

804
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,080
The ninja stars only do one 
damage. 

805
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,080
What do your thing sis? 
All my medium range weapons only

806
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,560
do 1. 
Really. 

807
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,080
Yeah, they're not great for 
spiders and stuff. 

808
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,680
They're not great for anything. 
They only do one damage. 

809
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,000
I thought I gave them some sort 
of a boost. 

810
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,360
Did I not give it a boost to 
kind of stunt or anything? 

811
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,640
Nothing. 
I that's weird. 

812
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,600
I need to fix that. 
That is one thing I need to fix,

813
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,880
because those are not. 
Those are almost useless. 

814
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,440
One pointed all. 
All of it. 

815
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,400
Even the level. 
Even the Level 3 weapon only 

816
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,320
does one point of damage. 
Really. 

817
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,600
What? 
OK I'm sorry, give me one 

818
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,320
second, One second, OK? 
One handed, 2 handed. 

819
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,320
I need to fix that. 
I'm glad we ran into this 

820
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,080
because that OK. 
Only usable by shades 1D20 

821
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,480
accuracy meant for light damage 
and to catch enemies by surprise

822
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,400
than followed up with. 
They're usually followed up with

823
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,880
a weapon strike. 
All cause a short stun, allowing

824
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,200
for an unbiddled weapon strike 
that will not be blocked or 

825
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:23,880
dodged. 
Oh, I don't like, OK, I'm going 

826
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,760
to make those two points of 
damage, but also that was a 

827
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,360
successful hit so you can come 
up with a counter strike with 

828
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,800
your knife because she is long 
enough. 

829
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,320
I can't. 
And she will not block that. 

830
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,720
I'm I'm I'm webbed down. 
Technically, yes, but this time 

831
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,920
I will let you because you're 
supposed to be able to do that 

832
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,600
in general. 
That's the point of having the 

833
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,640
medium throw is so that you can 
be like blah. 

834
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,200
Then I come back up with my 
knife and I cut her. 

835
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:55,320
Do your knife does but it's it's
unblockable, Definitely it does 

836
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,720
A2 we'll double that because she
was not able to block that 

837
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,640
sliced her leg pretty good. 
Yay. 

838
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,040
Those do. 
Yeah, those do a lot. 

839
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,800
Yes, you got her. 
Yay. 

840
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,480
You got 2 with the throwing 
blade and we gave you 4 with the

841
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,160
knife 'cause it was unblocked. 
Let me see where she is at 

842
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,040
health wise. 
Two and a four six. 

843
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,320
OK? 
He staggers back a little bit. 

844
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:27,520
You can tell she's very angry 
and also very hurt and she has 2

845
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,080
little babies running around and
one and two of them are just 

846
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:36,480
lying there waiting for their 
maker to come and usher them 

847
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,960
into that big cavern in the sky.
The big spider wave in the sky. 

848
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,120
Exactly. 
All righty. 

849
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,080
And if you turn, Mr. Adrian, 
what would you like to do? 

850
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,880
And Adrian, you're muted. 
Oh Dang it. 

851
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,080
My boy is not free yet. 
He's. 

852
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,000
Cutting loose, he's still. 
Got one more turn. 

853
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,640
Cutters. 
Yeah, you have to get by. 

854
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,880
You have to get by 1 spider to 
do so. 

855
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,560
Go ahead and roll me a 1D20. 
Show roll. 

856
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:07,400
Oh oh. 
Wait, call that nice? 

857
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,960
Yeah, you got you jumped up, 
right? 

858
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,920
Yep, you jumped over and said 
spider. 

859
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,040
I'll roll it for the spider, but
I doubt that that baby spider's 

860
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,880
gonna be doing. 
Yeah. 

861
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,360
Was not able to block you, so 
you step on him and jump over 

862
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,840
and slice your friend free. 
You were both unbridled by 

863
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,600
webbing. 
Now, what is your next move, my 

864
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,800
good Sir? 
Use my sword kind of gently 

865
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,240
underneath the webbing and kind 
of saw it back and forth upward,

866
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:37,000
so as not to harm Diamond Dave, 
but to cut him free. 

867
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,960
Yes, thank you. 
You you feel the web give way. 

868
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,880
It cuts free fairly fairly 
easily with the slice that you 

869
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,160
give you. 
Were almost. 

870
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:47,720
Out. 
It seemed like he was almost 

871
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,640
out, but you did what's? 
My final. 

872
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,720
Action What is your? 
Yeah. 

873
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:57,040
I will shoot another 
electrokinesis bolt at Big Mama 

874
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,680
in the Sky at the moment. 
All right, not 20, you know, 

875
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,240
Golly, Gee whiz. 
OK, what does you roll the 

876
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:10,120
critical? 
What does that do for you? 

877
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,680
It double s your it double s 
your damage obviously though. 

878
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,640
What is the damage for that 
though? 

879
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:20,840
It is actually does base damage 
of 1D4 critical extra damage, 

880
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,520
extra damage below you rolled 
the D20. 

881
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:28,600
So I will definitely, I'll give 
you the extra critical below, 

882
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,320
but go ahead and roll the D 
yeah, roll the D4 for the 

883
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,480
regular damage and for the stunt
damage or shock damage or 

884
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:41,280
whatever. 3 and 4, so 3 and 403 
and one. 

885
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,720
Was that it? 
Yeah, I rolled that earlier. 

886
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:47,880
The one, but it's doubled 
because of because and I will 

887
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,440
actually, you know what, I'm 
going to mix those together 

888
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,480
because you did roll a 20. 
Go ahead and roll another one D4

889
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,800
for me because we are getting 
towards the end. 

890
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,880
I'm going to help you guys out. 
Three, here we go. 

891
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,240
OK, so the first one was a four.
So she is stunned for how many 

892
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,880
turns does it say she's stunned 
for or just in next stun? 

893
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,840
In your political stunning A 
roll on four. 

894
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,280
Yeah, it's just probably your 
next turn. 

895
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,560
Yeah, her next turn is then 
skipped because she is stunned, 

896
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,120
but you did a total of seven 
damage. 

897
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,520
He is. 
She is near the darkened Gates 

898
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,440
of Death. 
He's wheezing. 

899
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:31,840
Hey, children, attack. 
And as she calls this out, you 

900
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:37,960
feel the ground rumble. 
It shakes it, it moves, it 

901
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:42,960
crumbles, and you see thousands 
of little spiders coming down 

902
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,360
the walls, making their way 
right for you guys. 

903
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,520
Oh all. 
Right, it is now her turn. 

904
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:55,520
She has skipped because she is 
stunned and then it is baby's 

905
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,880
turn. 
There are two babies left. 

906
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:02,480
This one is attacking Diamond 
Gave and rolls a 12. 

907
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,280
Go ahead and roll A1D20 to see 
if. 

908
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,320
That connects 9. 
Rolls a nine. 

909
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,320
It does connect this time. 
This one jumped up. 

910
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,920
It's a little Stinger raised and
aimed to sting you. 

911
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,080
And it did. 
What's your armor rating, my 

912
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,160
good Sir? 
Diamond. 

913
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,960
It is a stitch. 
Just six, OK. 

914
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:29,400
I did not say 6. 
OK, it only does 2 damage to 

915
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,480
your. 
It does sting here, but it only 

916
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,840
does 2 damage, so go ahead and 
and then the other one jumps up 

917
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:40,440
and tries to bite our good 
friend Mr. Adrian. 

918
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,280
Adrian No. 
Not today. 

919
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:47,880
Wait, that's a 1D41-D20. 
No, not. 

920
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,840
The so far. 
Not 6. 

921
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,760
I'll still give you a 10, but 
you still lose. 

922
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:59,120
OK, now it jumps up. 
And what is your armor rating? 

923
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,320
You're wearing a lighter arm. 
You know, leather armor 10. 

924
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,120
You're wearing leather. 
I mean, it does 2. 

925
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,880
It doesn't. 
It doesn't even Pierce your 

926
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,280
armor. 
Take two points down like from 

927
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:15,520
your armor rating though, just 
'cause it gets damaged by the 

928
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,600
bike. 
Oh, OK. 

929
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,640
And you, Danny, would take two 
points down as well 'cause it 

930
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,480
halved it, but yeah. 
All right. 

931
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,240
OK, All right. 
The babies are done, and I 

932
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,120
believe it is Diamond Dave's 
turn. 

933
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:31,920
The horde is growing ever 
closer. 

934
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,360
They're probably about three or 
four turns out. 

935
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:38,600
If they reach you, you will 
probably not survive. 

936
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,240
So what are we trying to find? 
Yes. 

937
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,280
I mean, honestly, she called 
down her children. 

938
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,080
You could, I mean, I don't know,
get with, see if Joey can run 

939
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:54,120
his Archivist passive as his 
bonus action for his next turn. 

940
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,040
He can run that as he'd like and
see if there's a way out of 

941
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,160
this. 
Wait, can I go to the door? 

942
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,280
You can make a run for it, but 
odds are you won't make it with 

943
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,720
how many spiders are coming 
down. 

944
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,680
All right, I take. 
Well, I'll. 

945
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,600
See it? 
I guess I might turn to see 

946
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:12,360
I'll. 
Make my last ninja star my kid. 

947
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,280
You may well Bob Saget and I 
whip it right at her face. 

948
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,640
Go ahead and roll. 
She is stunned. 

949
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,160
She cannot town her. 
Roll. 

950
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,920
Well, go ahead and. 19 boy and 
then. 

951
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,520
Once you OK you do 2 damage with
the ninja star. 

952
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,720
Would you like to counter up 
counter a strike with? 

953
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:34,920
Yeah. 
Of course I want to counter 

954
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,480
strike with my knees. 
OK, go ahead. 

955
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,160
And your knife does too as well,
doesn't it? 

956
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,040
Usually? 
Yeah, they do the same damage 

957
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,800
for some reason. 
Yeah, they shouldn't. 

958
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,160
You're right. 
OK, That you didn't even have to

959
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,800
roll in accuracy. 
Your Counter Strike lands 

960
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,440
because she's stunned. 
She's not blocking it. 

961
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,600
Anyway, go ahead. 
And if she is done, you can 

962
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:59,960
double damage that knife attack.
So 4 + 2 is 6 I. 

963
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,480
Want to go up underneath her. 
I want to slice into where her 

964
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,200
abdomen is. 
Yeah. 

965
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,320
I want to explain to the 
audience. 

966
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,360
Watch for the juices. 
Explain to the audience how you 

967
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,600
kill her, because that is more 
than enough to kill her. 

968
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,680
I yeah, I come up underneath 
there and I take my knife and I 

969
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:25,040
stab into her, into her spider 
like torso and I cut in and let 

970
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,800
all the juices flow all over me 
so I'm disguised from her 

971
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,440
children. 
They think that I smoke. 

972
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,440
Mother, you're into their new 
Mama. 

973
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,040
I'm their new Mama and then I 
start. 

974
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,800
I do. 
I do like the old Drax move 

975
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,000
where I start, like just 
chopping at her insides. 

976
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,760
What up? 
You're covered in the goo, and I

977
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,120
was just going to say that the 
children would become too afraid

978
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:52,400
of you to attack you any longer 
than decided by you, that's why.

979
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:57,120
They're scared of me. 
Adrian looks around and sees 

980
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,320
that they don't, they are not 
attacking you. 

981
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,720
So he follows suit, covers 
himself in some of her view. 

982
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,800
Yeah, that's right. 
Good. 

983
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:09,120
Boy, I'll make a break for the 
exit and the only way out now is

984
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,240
through the passage that was to 
the right that had that was 

985
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:16,160
covered in spider webs and if 
you'd like to go through there. 

986
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:20,280
Yeah, I smell like a spider. 
Each of each of you are only a 

987
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:27,720
1D20A. 
Wood. 14 Well it's OK because 

988
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,720
Adrian seems to get to the to 
the area 1st and he slashes with

989
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:34,760
his sword, cutting the webs out 
of the way and leaving a trail 

990
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,640
behind him for you as well. 
Diamond Dave. 

991
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,960
You both run through the cavern,
but Diamond Dave, you did roll 

992
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,000
A1. 
So you trick by accident. 

993
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,800
Your head falls and you look 
down a side corridor, but you 

994
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,440
notice that there's not that. 
It's very well lit and there's a

995
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,840
chest right there. 
Just a big treasure chest right 

996
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,880
there. 
Do you call Adrian back to come 

997
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,080
check out the treasure chest 
with you? 

998
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,440
Yeah. 
Open it up. 

999
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,200
Come on, boy. 
Treasure. 

1000
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:08,400
OK, so you both want to. 
OK, would you like to? 

1001
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:11,560
OK, you're going to pry it open 
with your sword. 

1002
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:17,080
Roll me A1 dice one. 
No, I'll just open it regular if

1003
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,480
it's unlocked. 
You. 

1004
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,400
You've already said it. 
You haven't checked it. 

1005
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,840
Pry it open with your sword. 
I Judy chopped it. 

1006
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,120
Neither of U.S. 
Open it and then we see it's 

1007
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,920
unlocked and then we. 
Just open it, normal Judy chops 

1008
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,520
it, you're put on it, and then 
after a moment you just kind of 

1009
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,320
lift up on it and see that it is
unlocked. 

1010
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,960
Open it. 
Judy chopped it again as he 

1011
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:39,480
opened it and I broke the thing 
in hand. 

1012
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,640
Change your vanishes as you Judy
chopped it too hard. 

1013
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,760
You you both find it in there. 
You both find it in there. 

1014
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:54,280
Gold. 
A lot of gold, actually 500 

1015
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,840
enough for each of you to have 
500 pieces of gold. 

1016
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,840
Oh. 
Shit. 

1017
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,960
I'll take that. 
You take the gold and you come 

1018
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,080
out of the side cavern corridor 
and you look behind you and the 

1019
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,800
spiders aren't chasing you, 
actually they don't seem to be 

1020
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:12,240
interested in you anymore at 
all, and you keep heading out 

1021
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,080
the right way. 
Towards Daybreak you see a light

1022
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:21,640
growing wider and wider and you 
run out onto the beach and come 

1023
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:25,120
face to face with those two 
guards that sent you in there. 

1024
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,960
Hello. 
Boys, what's up, dude? 

1025
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,280
They laughed. 
You just stepped in and out, ha 

1026
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,800
ha ha. 
Now you see, there's nothing 

1027
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,200
wrong with The Cave. 
You just stepped in and out. 

1028
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,920
No, I'm covering this. 
I'm no, I'm covering the spider 

1029
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,640
goo look. 
At you and they're like, what? 

1030
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,640
What'd you get? 
What'd you do in there? 

1031
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,120
You were gone for like 3 
seconds. 

1032
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,400
How did you how did you get 
covered? 

1033
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,760
I hit a lady in her boob with a 
knife or throwing star and. 

1034
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:53,800
What that did happen? 
What do you mean? 

1035
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,160
I don't, I don't. 
We saw the. 

1036
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,560
Spider Queen. 
That's that's strange. 

1037
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:05,840
Yeah, it was weird, not going to
lie, but we went in and 

1038
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,880
survived. 
Yeah, now we take you to jail. 

1039
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:10,200
I'm just kidding. 
I'm kidding. 

1040
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,560
You went in like with the deal. 
You may, you may go free. 

1041
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,040
I'd suggest jumping in the water
and watching that rank smelling 

1042
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,640
stuff off of your body 'cause 
I'm not going to let you into 

1043
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,920
the city smelling. 
As you do now. 

1044
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,560
That's appropriate. 
That's fair, I think. 

1045
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,440
And as you 2 step towards the 
water, you step into the water 

1046
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,560
and let the waves wash over you,
you hear another screeching 

1047
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,920
coming from the water, just ear 
splitting. 

1048
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,560
And then out of nowhere, ropes 
fling out of the water and grab 

1049
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:44,880
the two city guards and yank 
them back into yank them into 

1050
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:49,080
the water. 
And there you see more of the 

1051
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:53,520
the fish people that you saw 
before feasting on them, angry 

1052
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,800
and enraged. 
And you can't understand why 

1053
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:00,640
until you realize that spiders 
are one of their natural enemies

1054
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,360
and the blood you are washing 
off is driving them into a 

1055
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,880
frenzy. 
Oops. 

1056
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,360
What do you do? 
A walk away. 

1057
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:13,160
I think we can run from this. 
OK, they do not seem to want to 

1058
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,720
catch you. 
They grab the guards and they're

1059
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,000
busy feasting. 
So you step away from the water 

1060
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,840
and actually, the frenzy seems 
to die down a little bit. 

1061
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,960
One of the guards even swims 
back onto the shore and goes, 

1062
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,880
oh, I've never seen them so 
crazy like that. 

1063
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:30,880
Oh, I almost didn't make it out.
Too bad for Bruce, I think. 

1064
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:34,240
I think he they got him. 
All right, Well, go find a place

1065
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,000
to watch. 
Probably not in the ocean. 

1066
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,040
I think it's you guys. 
They didn't like that smell and 

1067
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:45,000
this was the first battle test 
of the land called Cathedral. 

1068
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,560
Thanks for listening.