1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:15,080 Welcome to ZND mothership no one can hear you scream in space 2 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:23,720 and. Welcome. 3 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:27,640 Welcome everyone back to the Maim in your podcast featuring 4 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:31,120 some more sexy Z and. D And that's my cue to leave. 5 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,080 I'm out. There. 6 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,720 Oh my Josh, finally. Everybody's talking like me and 7 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,240 now it's weird. I look like a 70's porn star, 8 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,720 doesn't mean I act like 1. Yes, you do. 9 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,880 When you're around me. You sure do. 10 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:50,640 Anyways, we're back at it again with more Z&D. 11 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:59,800 We're on Mothership 30, Yeah. And when we last left off, we 12 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:06,560 had discovered a hybrid creature on the surface of Europa and a 13 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,720 secret research lab made by somebody else. 14 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,880 By somebody else, I mean a different species. 15 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,800 We discovered that a meteor head, or pyramid rather, had 16 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:22,240 hitting Mars about 100,000 years ago and had destroyed the colony 17 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,840 of humanity that was there, which then were transplanted by 18 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:29,560 whoever was on Europa to Earth. Were they then experiment on 19 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:33,240 them and the necrophage and created this hybrid creature. 20 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:38,240 We left Europa to head to Mars to investigate that pyramid when 21 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:42,520 what we see in front of us here, which is it looks to be an 22 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:49,240 amalgamation of just flesh, some bioluminescent material, and 23 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,040 more than likely just pieces of the pyramid ascending off of the 24 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,720 planet and headed straight for Earth. 25 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,280 Some of the stuff I put in my Christmas tree and beautiful. 26 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:00,680 Garland. Tinsel. 27 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,480 But some called it a jellyfish. It kind of does look like a 28 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,520 jellyfish. Jellyfish. 29 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:07,800 Is this Mars that we're looking at? 30 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,240 Yes, this is Mars that we're looking. 31 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:13,280 And Hag is this back too? Yes, Haggis is back. 32 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,680 Haggis. Yes, Thank you. 33 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:15,440 Thank you. Yes. 34 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:21,440 Yeah, Haggis is definitely back. So we see this thing taking off 35 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:26,720 towards feel attacked rather than what you tried calling him. 36 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,880 Should we go to Mars? So you're a cocina? 37 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,800 So you're already could see what I see, they would feel the same 38 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,200 way, OK. You're, you're already at Mars. 39 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,480 You're on the, you're on the outside of Mars. 40 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,760 There isn't no fire. And so you've watched this thing 41 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,920 ascend from the planet. Hey, there's no, there's no 42 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,640 flying here. We're floating, coasting if you 43 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,480 will, like, Raymond said. I'm talking to the giant 44 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,760 jellyfish. I don't think you can transmit 45 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,800 to it speaking language, Raymond. 46 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,480 I could try try. To interface with it. 47 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,480 A quick question, who is piloting the craft? 48 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,560 I am piloting, Sir. I'm at the helm. 49 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,080 The captain always goes down with his ship. 50 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,480 You might. Hopefully that won't happen. 51 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,920 No way. Don't say that. 52 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,680 I won't regret it. I regret nothing. 53 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,880 I'm getting on the right gun. Try to live my life with as few 54 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:25,040 regrets. As possible, R4 is currently 55 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,360 sorting all the body parts that he's collected, so. 56 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:34,400 That's all right. Anti grav is looking over his 57 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,400 shoulder in disgust, in dismay, but really unwilling to do 58 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,240 anything. Just like. 59 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,120 So Joe, you have control of that, do you not? 60 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:46,520 Yes, I do. OK, so your ship, sorry, sorry 61 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:52,400 Virgil Stone, but your ship is equipped with a rail gun that 62 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:58,720 does a 40D100 damage but two turns to power up. 63 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,720 And by turns I mean it's going to take two different people 64 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,480 doing the same action and using their action to charge the 65 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,720 weapon. OK. 66 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:13,200 And then you do have 3 flat cannons aboard, but those only 67 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,320 do a measly 10D100 so. Oh, measly. 68 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,760 A measly. We got to be careful when we 69 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,200 attack the planet, we don't want to hit the casino. 70 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:25,400 You don't want to hit the casino, but this my gambling has 71 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,240 moved away from the planet. Like I said, it is making a 72 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:32,200 beeline towards Earth. It seems that it is intelligent. 73 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,640 What do you guys want to do? You guys want to turn, turn tail 74 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,720 and run? Do you want to go to Mars? 75 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,760 What do you want to? Do I think we've got to save 76 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,280 Earth? Stop this thing going on. 77 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,880 Is there a feedback coming good or not? 78 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,960 It keeps sound kind of you sound kind of technically. 79 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,040 Exactly. Hello, you sound like you're in 80 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,920 a bathroom. Are they moving under impulse 81 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,400 power? I would say yes, but full 82 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,880 impulse, OK. Oh, so they're moving pretty 83 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,920 fast. It's pretty quick. 84 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:55,760 Talking. Get. 85 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,720 French get on them. Talking Spanish to me brother. 86 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,400 In Spanish to me, brother. You probably don't watch. 87 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,320 You probably don't watch TNG because you're too busy watching 88 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,760 WWF. Eng. 89 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,560 What's? Wrong with WWF What? 90 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,360 Yeah, what's wrong with WWF? There's. 91 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,920 Nothing wrong with it, it's just he's probably watching World 92 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,360 Wild LED Foundation. No, no, no. 93 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,520 Yeah, I'm very one star. I'm very one with with nature. 94 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,280 What do you mean you guys told? I wish you guys told me that 95 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,480 while in the UTT. It just started, so yeah. 96 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,320 Yeah, it did. You're good after that. 97 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,320 You. Think I'm cute? 98 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,120 I'm not from the 80s, I'm from 2150 55. 99 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,960 Yeah, not really. This era, All right, I'm gonna 100 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,680 move within range and attack. OK, so you are currently within 101 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,040 range of your railgun, your Flack cannons. 102 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,120 You're not within range. So let's fire out the railgun 103 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,000 boys. What if we spun, spun around and 104 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,520 went lightspeed in reverse for like just a burst and then we 105 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,640 got ahead of him and then we go once we come out? 106 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,720 I'm just gonna make shooty, OK? My gun made shooty. 107 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,240 Like I'll I'll start spooling up like the rail gun and stuff, 108 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,920 man. Well, if it ends up pushing it, 109 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,800 then yeah, maybe we can get in front of it like Hiller said. 110 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,440 Hold on, I guess I'll come, I'll come help you because your your 111 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,000 4th clone kind of got fried by it the last time you tried to 112 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,240 use it. Then. 113 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:23,200 He's turning to do a dole meek. OK, so it's our turn now. 114 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,840 Yeah. So do you want to go ahead and 115 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,160 wait? Can we fire this turn? 116 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:31,040 Yeah, fire real good, so roll your your. 117 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:37,920 The effects as intended 40D100. Yeah, 2246. 118 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,280 Nice, you did a tenth of the damage. 119 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,960 Wait. 10 more times and we're in the clear. 120 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,440 And I move. So. 121 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,000 You definitely shot it. Were you boy strapped in at all? 122 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:55,320 Yes. No, I wasn't. 123 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,120 I was. I'm gonna I was one of the Pingu 124 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,760 guns. A firm grip on the controls is 125 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,120 all I had. My legs are dangling. 126 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,640 And it looks like only one of you is sitting in a chair. 127 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:11,720 You are in 0G. Oh, sorry, Rack. 128 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,600 Suits are still on. Oh. 129 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,240 Man, I'm blanking your name. Raymond Antigrav. 130 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,040 Hiller. Hiller. 131 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:24,160 I'll just say all the names. Hiller is in a gun, so Hiller is 132 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:28,080 safe. Everybody else, though, you're. 133 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,160 Even our captain. The Captain Heat as well. 134 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,400 Yeah, you're. In 0G and as as you know the 135 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,760 laws of physics state for union protocol equal an optional 136 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:44,120 reaction. So as rail guns work, it kind of 137 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,640 throws everybody back. So everybody go ahead and take 138 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,320 attend damage. You silly. 139 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,800 It's because I kept all the CA trappers and cookies and ate. 140 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,120 Them all for me. I think I'm dead now. 141 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,320 So. Steve Raymond's little body just 142 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,480 go flying. He bounces off the windshield or 143 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,920 the. Toaster for a second. 144 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,440 I can I can pump some milk for you guys if you want. 145 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,320 Does anybody want any milk? I got full protein. 146 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,880 OK. I just thought Fran, it'll it'll 147 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,480 heal you. It was better than impact hit. 148 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:31,480 The the stereo button and one of one of the classical tunes that 149 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,159 were stored in the ship or started playing and then it's 150 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:37,960 Fiend by Travis Scott. Classical. 151 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:45,920 And I toss and I turn and I love what I need. 152 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:51,720 The. Real gun at this this thing, it 153 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,520 definitely connected. But it's still moving. 154 00:08:55,680 --> 00:09:00,240 Yes, but just how you saw with the hybrid, it quickly heals up 155 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,720 that wound and the glowing portions on it start to start 156 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,160 blinking, almost like it's charging. 157 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,760 Let's move. His turn to move. 158 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:16,480 He's going to move here and. What's following us? 159 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,680 Well, you, you made a mad. Pretty, pretty. 160 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,120 We have lightspeed capabilities. Virgil make him less mad. 161 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,640 Make him less mad. I'll try. 162 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:35,280 So we took a beating. Yeah, he shot out a burst of 163 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,720 energy at you and splooge on you. 164 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:43,000 No. Yeah, go ahead and it's your 165 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,800 guys turn now do. We have lightspeed capabilities. 166 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:51,560 You do have a form of an FTL, but it's not quite an FTL. 167 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:55,200 I wonder since it's on our tail, if we can just leave. 168 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,640 You can certainly try. I don't think this is going to 169 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:02,200 go the way that I want it to go, all right. 170 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,280 Feels kind of scripted to me. I'm going to stand on the bow of 171 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:08,280 the ship. OK, No, I'm just going to say. 172 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,840 Stop. Stop. 173 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,080 It's not. Going to work. 174 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,480 It's not going to work. This time because we're. 175 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,000 Dang it. Scroll for it, baby. 176 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,360 Wait wait wait. I'll try this instead. 177 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,600 Oh no. No. 178 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,160 All you have to do is use nicely. 179 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:34,680 The The Beastie stopped for a second when killer. 180 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:44,240 Oh, what? It essentially took the rail gun 181 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:51,880 round that you shot at it. We are dead. 182 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,440 No, because it probably doesn't shoot it at the same velocity. 183 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:01,200 No, it did. It did, and it it takes back off 184 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,040 towards Earth. Oh. 185 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:08,760 Guys, the ship's on fire, Yeah. Yes indeed, the the ship is is 186 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:13,400 definitely on fire. We only had 700 Newtons left and 187 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:17,360 we just took 2500, so it's not good. 188 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,360 I don't think Newtons I'm. Running around this ship trying. 189 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,280 To repair or two ago. That's and that's fine. 190 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,560 You you attempt to repair, there's no life support. 191 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,280 You're kind of spinning at the wheel of Mars's gravity. 192 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,520 I don't. I don't need life support. 193 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,880 That's. Fine, I leave everyone on the 194 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,680 ship and I get in the only escape pod. 195 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:41,760 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 196 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,600 If there's an escape pod, everybody climb it. 197 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,200 You can always goes. Out of the ship, out of the 198 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:52,480 visor, you see a ship kind of round out across Mars. 199 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,880 It's a TIE Fighter. Does it say that it has great 200 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:02,680 compassion for Jews? Jew Lover 69. 201 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:11,920 No, it is in fact the LDSS Joseph Smith. 202 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:18,880 Yeah. Which I don't get it. 203 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:25,400 It's the Latter Day Saints ship Joseph Smith, which is the 204 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:29,640 little bit lower dump here, the largest spacecraft made by 205 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:33,640 mankind and it is a Mormon ship, was a generational ship. 206 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,960 By that I mean that they got tired of waiting for the 207 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,000 afterlife and decided to go clean the for themselves. 208 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,440 No. Makes sense? 209 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,640 Yeah, that sounds about right. Sounds about right. 210 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,680 So they. Special underwear. 211 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,560 They. Absolutely. 212 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:53,320 They swing up. And they grapple your ship into 213 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,760 their Bay. Whoa. 214 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,120 Touched. And they're all wearing white 215 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,560 shirts and ties. Yep. 216 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,760 Are they tee posing? I know how to. 217 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:06,080 I know how to speak to these people with my religion and my 218 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,800 history and all of that good stuff. 219 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:14,200 Yeah. So you are in a oh like a 220 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,960 loading Bay essentially. With that, there are definitely 221 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,880 guards posted at the doors. There are multiple other ships 222 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:26,040 in this Bay. Some of them appear to be attack 223 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:32,000 fighters and whatnot, but there are security posted at the 224 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,360 doors. Their weapons are definitely 225 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:40,560 trained on Hitler and they kind of as this gentleman enters in. 226 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,800 Oh no. Hold on fellas, hold on. 227 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,360 Hi, praise the Lord, so glad to see you. 228 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,280 Yes, yes, indeed. Praise the Lord. 229 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,920 Who are you? You seem to have saved us. 230 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,760 I I did, yes, through the will of the Lord. 231 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:00,360 This welcome to the LDSS Joseph Smith. 232 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,720 We are we are but humble Mormons on our way out to the voyage. 233 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:10,600 And it is I, Doctor Wallace. Doctor Wallace, wait. 234 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:15,360 Thank you for saving us. Doctor the Doctor Henry Wallace. 235 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,600 Henry Wallace. Yes. 236 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,160 You're pretty old. You're a legend. 237 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,760 Yeah, no, I'm pretty old. You've been around for a while. 238 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:28,320 Been around for a long time, seen a lot of crazy stuff, but 239 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,080 you know. Hallelujah. 240 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:34,280 Hallelujah indeed, but we packed all the Mormons off of earth to 241 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,320 get away from that nasty, nasty colt down there. 242 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,360 And you should. Yeah, we're, we're just taking 243 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,600 off and, you know, I'm still a virgin. 244 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,240 I'm hoping to find my my soul mate on the chip. 245 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,880 That's weird that you would say that upon meeting us, but. 246 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,000 Just I won't let you guys know, OK? 247 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,440 A little strange, I mean I I appreciate the help. 248 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,320 So I guess. I'll no wonder you're still 249 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,120 alive after all these hundreds of years. 250 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,480 What he's saying? Here I go. 251 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,480 Sex is the destruction of all mankind. 252 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,520 Happening. This is happening. 253 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,600 Let's all just admit this is happening. 254 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,200 This is. The guards are watching. 255 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,720 Hello. My name is Sergeant Virgil 256 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,160 Stonewood Marine. This isn't gay. 257 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,000 It's a sign of my appreciation, brother. 258 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,800 No, no, don't, Sergeant. Don't own it. 259 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,280 Don't do that. Don't do that. 260 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,320 ARM is ready. He's going. 261 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:30,080 At his waist level, I'm nailing. Oh, my cookies are ready. 262 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,520 Oh, there we go. Thank you. 263 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,440 Please don't say cookie while I'm near this man's garage area. 264 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,320 They better not be chocolate chip making peanut butter any. 265 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,840 Kind of questionable. Words. 266 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,760 They're oatmeal Raisin. OK, that's perfect. 267 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,280 Perfect. They can't have chocolate. 268 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,080 There's much better cookies out there, is it? 269 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,960 Well. There's no red dye or chocolate 270 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,960 in there, is it? No joke's on you. 271 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,560 I poured Pepsi in them. Go ahead, take a bite. 272 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,080 I dare you. It's actually pretty good. 273 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,280 Stop it. Oh my gosh, you guys are going 274 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,400 to get us all killed. It's homemade oatmeal. 275 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,000 We're going to die. We're going to die. 276 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,080 There's no Pepsi in them. I was playing this. 277 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,880 I'll keep us alive. By. 278 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:13,080 Any means necessary. Let's all stop crowding around 279 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,320 me. I get very self-conscious. 280 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,440 Please give me space. So you're saying you get the 281 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:26,600 performing I'm here. What do you mean? 282 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,760 You are on our you are on our ship. 283 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,920 Yeah. He was in the bathroom the 284 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,080 entire time. I. 285 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,520 Was taking a steaming Austrian as I call it. 286 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,400 Austrian, huh? OK, well, Austrian. 287 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,920 I have a feeling you're you're more forte's for what I'm about 288 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,880 to do, so I wanna Why don't you get in there? 289 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,200 Take one for the. Team hello, That's the name is 290 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,240 Hey, Dolph Adler. Yeah, get. 291 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,280 Down. I love how white everything is. 292 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,080 He's not Hitler, by the way. Hey, Adolph. 293 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,520 I mean, hey, Dolph. Oh yeah. 294 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,160 Hey golf, you should ask them if they have any coffee. 295 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:11,160 OK, do you have any coffee? Get you wallets. 296 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,280 Wallets get these wide eyes and he's. 297 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,520 No, no, we don't have any coffee on board the ship. 298 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,319 No. But can you tell this fella to 299 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:23,000 my left to, you know, kind of get away from me a little bit? 300 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,000 Oh, that's Haggis. Right, Captain. 301 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,319 Let's go, man. Let's let's go. 302 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,160 Yeah, that's. Something. 303 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,480 Yeah, that's how I get 7. Yeah, I get 7. 304 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,440 Yeah, don't talk about that. Oh, this is going to be bad. 305 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,800 About what? What's that? 306 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,960 What's that? Oh, praise the Lord, Doctor 307 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,000 Wallace. Oh, you're so amazing. 308 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:40,960 What's what? Yeah. 309 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,600 What's what's what's up? Yeah. 310 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:43,520 Huh. What? 311 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,400 Well, you told me to come over here and talk to you. 312 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,440 No, no, I was talking to the fellow with the frizzy hair, 313 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,240 Hagen. That fellow I'm going to talk to 314 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,320 this really cool guy, Adolf. Yo. 315 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:57,880 Man, what's up? I tried. 316 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,320 To stop, yeah, you might want to limit your. 317 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,080 Would you? Would you say you're the 318 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:10,320 patriarch of your cult? No, no, hold on. 319 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,560 You're the leading patriarch of this religion, the Latter Day 320 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,080 Saints. We're not a cult. 321 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,920 My bad, wrong choice of words. I apologize. 322 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,000 You're the patriarch, though. We meant regular church. 323 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,920 This is just this is going to be like that photograph of Hitler 324 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,360 shaking hands with the Pope. Watch this. 325 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,480 Who's? Hitler. 326 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:28,920 Yeah. Who's? 327 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,160 Hitler like 300 years ago. Yeah, that guy. 328 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,720 Not this guy in front of you. Shaking the hands of another 329 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,520 well known religious leader, I mean. 330 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,400 Yeah. It's a lot of sense, you know, 331 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,640 like, I don't really care much, you know, for, you know. 332 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,560 No, Say it. You know, hey. 333 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:53,400 Hey, hey, Dolph, you really love the Jews, don't you? 334 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,360 He looks sore. Daggis, OH. 335 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,440 You know, like that the Jews did kill. 336 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:04,240 You know Jesus loves the Jews. You know, yeah. 337 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,920 Anyways, me and me and Hanoff are going to go up to the 338 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,200 bridge. He's got a lot of cool ideas. 339 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,280 I. Well, I tried. 340 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,680 Oh, sorry. The rest of you guys, you can go 341 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,920 to the quarters down to the back of the ship. 342 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,200 I wish you read my I wish you read my DMS. 343 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,600 This was in context that the guards were away. 344 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,960 I am good with. OK, cool. 345 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,160 So it does happen. Yeah. 346 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:35,360 Sick. Down here is where you guys can 347 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,800 stay. It's kind of like the the 348 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,560 medical facility up here. We have kind of a day room, but 349 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,640 you know back there that's, that's more of the cruise 350 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,080 quarters. You know the. 351 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,160 Cruise quarters. Got the engine room back here. 352 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,600 Where's the coffee? Raymond what's what's what's 353 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,720 going on, buddy? I just wanted to sneak through 354 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,960 it. It's a big ship and I and I 355 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,160 wanted a little robot. Robot. 356 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,800 I'm doing robot things, OK? What's happening? 357 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,880 What is happening? I'm just doing little robot 358 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,040 things. Somebody described to me in 359 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,840 great detail what is happening. It seems that Raymond has snuck 360 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:14,680 past the guards and has advanced towards the front of the ship. 361 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,680 That's what I'm doing, marveling. 362 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,000 I still have my tray of cookies out of my hands though. 363 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:24,120 Hello Sir. No, this Sir. 364 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,360 Sergeant Partial Stonewood the the man with the ABS showing is 365 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:36,160 Oh, hi, my name is Hello. My name is Elder Nick and. 366 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,160 I I just. I'm just. 367 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,040 Hoping to take a a few moments of your time. 368 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,440 You don't seem to be too busy, are you? 369 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,840 Hey. Nikki crack corn and I don't 370 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,400 care. Where's the alcohol? 371 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,320 Oh Sir, we don't, we don't, we don't have any in. 372 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,880 Here. Oh, Sir, Sir, Sir. 373 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,400 I don't think you're allowed to. I don't think. 374 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,560 You're allowed to be poking around just doing my thing, Sir. 375 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,880 We are the kiss of. Water right? 376 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,400 Right. OK well I got to take a a tinkle 377 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,160 so. You know, we're trying. 378 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,600 Some Marines do. You're kind of bringing off my. 379 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,160 Shoulder, you're not. You're not very busy then, are 380 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,120 you? Yeah, I got, I've got all my 381 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,480 penis out so. You can just listen while I talk 382 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,880 then about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. 383 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,240 I get stage fright a little bit, so don't look at me. 384 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:27,240 Maybe just look away or or look directly in my eyeballs. 385 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:32,080 You got to pick one. Which one will I? 386 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:37,320 I'll catch up with you. You just got out weird and 387 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,960 brother works every time. How about you, Sir? 388 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,840 The giant. Oh my gosh, Giant. 389 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,720 Breast. Oh, praise the Lord, how are you 390 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,520 doing? Oh, I'm, I'm doing great. 391 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,040 I'm doing great. How are you? 392 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,200 I'm, I am. I'm doing so much better than I 393 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,560 deserve. I'm I'm telling. 394 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,760 You good. Good. 395 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,920 And can I let? Me ask you a question. 396 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,840 What's that? Do you know the Lord and Savior 397 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,720 Jesus Christ? Oh my gosh, I was just about to 398 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,640 ask you the same thing. Yes, I do. 399 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,680 Well, that's just so wonderful. So you follow him and serve him 400 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:17,320 and I love him and. Sure, do worship. 401 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,560 Him. Yes. 402 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,400 Bow down at his feet. Have you seen him yet? 403 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,040 I have not, no. We're hoping to see him. 404 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,960 You are. Yeah. 405 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,600 Well, here, let me help you. Let me just let me just let me 406 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,400 just get behind you. Here I'll help you. 407 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,400 Oh no. Now look directly at the guards. 408 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,520 Digging an interface. What are you? 409 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,960 What are you? Trying to do with them. 410 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,720 Just gonna scare him. German suplex. 411 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:47,960 How are? You. 412 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:55,880 German suplex by scaring it. I guess the strength role. 413 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,080 I rolled, I rolled over my strength. 414 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,560 So I guess it I guess it didn't work. 415 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,640 I only have a 5042. Probably good, otherwise he 416 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,320 would have died. No, I think he's dying. 417 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,240 Oh yeah, he could die now. Overcompensated. 418 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,280 So what you initially tried to do of going behind him and doing 419 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,880 what you did to hate off right where you grabbed his ribs and. 420 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,440 I was going to throw him off. Oh, you want to touch him? 421 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,040 OK, Yeah, I did. We grabbed him, right? 422 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,120 You, you locked your arms around his waist and you went to go 423 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:32,480 throw up, right? But your servos in your brain 424 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,280 kind of tripped out and you thought you saw Josh Edda for a 425 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,840 little bit. And so you you. 426 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,680 Didn't know what to do. Your body just kind of lost 427 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:42,680 control and you did indeed German suplex him, but you 428 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:47,240 didn't let go. For those of you at home that 429 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,040 don't. Know what a German is? 430 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,000 Like no lock. Your arms around someone's waist 431 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,480 and you essentially bend your back over and you throw them 432 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,640 over your shoulder. What Hiller did here is he went 433 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,440 to go throw them over his shoulder and drove his head 434 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,400 straight into the floor of the ship. 435 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:09,080 Go see Jesus can't. See him to splatter all in view. 436 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,720 You know. And the. 437 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:17,480 Ship. So, so, so doctor, so, so, so 438 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,880 Doctor James, James T Waller. He often taught, now hang on 439 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,120 guys, he he often taught that the best way to lead someone to 440 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,480 Christ was once they prayed you kill them. 441 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,320 That way they don't have the opportunity to sin. 442 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:36,120 They enter into eternity just perfectly, you know, blissful 443 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,880 and happy. And it's better this way. 444 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,840 I promise it was, it's kind of an accident, but it's better, I 445 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,240 promise. I was telling him how to see 446 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,840 Jesus, so it's it's fine. No, it is not fine. 447 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,960 These gentlemen do not think that it is fine. 448 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:56,000 Dang it, did you guys know that alcohol and coffee is sinful? 449 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,360 I don't know if. You do it. 450 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,320 Yes. Yes, we do know that. 451 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,560 OK. Do you have a good like a decaf 452 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,760 station? Like because it's the caffeine 453 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,880 that's evil, right? No. 454 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,840 We have a dirty soda. So. 455 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,440 You have a dirty soda station. Yeah. 456 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,520 Although it is weird but. I get one of those the Mormons 457 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,920 friends. The Mormons owned Pizza Hut, and 458 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,320 they sold beer and caffeinated drinks in their restaurant. 459 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,360 You know, that's OK, yeah. No, that's OK. 460 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,960 Getting money, getting money from sin is not the same as 461 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,520 sinning yourself. Hitler's now on the ground 462 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,120 getting kicked by all the guards. 463 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,200 He's been escorted away into a private room where they're going 464 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,760 to talk to him about Jesus. Yay. 465 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,520 With the help. Guys. 466 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,800 Help and their butts. And their butts. 467 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,880 Yo man, like is any of this creepy to you? 468 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:51,400 Ain't to grab. We're in the middle of. 469 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,760 Walking over the dead body. That's. 470 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,120 Right. Of course it's creepy. 471 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,160 Where's an access panel? I'd like to bring this bird down 472 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,040 with us on with us in it if necessary. 473 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,160 Actually, I was going to ask you that. 474 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,680 Like, do you know where we're headed? 475 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,640 Like that thing was headed towards Earth. 476 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,000 Like are we headed towards Earth? 477 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,680 Are we headed away from? Ours. 478 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,440 I'm sorry, do I look like a Mormon missionary? 479 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,120 Why would I know where we're? Going, oh, you're talking. 480 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,800 To me like that because I'm black, aren't you? 481 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,280 Talking to you like this because you're being adult. 482 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,520 If you if you use your. Common sense. 483 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,640 They're heading away from Earth. 1st. 484 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,280 They're heading away from Earth. No, no. 485 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,080 Here it is. Whoa. 486 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,080 Don't go away. We gotta get out of here. 487 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,600 We gotta head back. Towards Earth. 488 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,640 Oh man. You do your thing, I'm gonna go 489 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,960 shut off the engine. What virtual's gonna go out of 490 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,480 the bathroom and slip into this room next to? 491 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,760 Oh, hello. Hi, Sir. 492 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,800 There's no. Escape. 493 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,440 Hiding behind them, like completely ignoring the Mormons 494 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,000 as if they don't exist. No, stop. 495 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,640 He's kind of rummaging. Rummaging through the tables. 496 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,120 Hi. So Sir, Sir, it's me. 497 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,000 It's it's it's it's me. Do we have our weapons? 498 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,880 It's, it's Elder Linda, yes. I'm waiting. 499 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,320 I'm waiting for the Wallace Gromit cameo to pop up. 500 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,800 I thought the old Wallace was going to be him. 501 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,040 Yeah, honestly, you said Wallace. 502 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,280 I was like, finally a Cheddar cameo. 503 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,840 I'm. Going to look for a candy bar in 504 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,000 here. Sir, we don't, we don't have any 505 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,360 candy bars here. Don't you have anything fun? 506 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,560 I got I got some Chex mix. Chex Mix. 507 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,720 The regular kind. Regular kind. 508 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,640 They have so many better kinds brother. 509 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,560 Cheese, cinnamon if you want to go sweet, trail mix even. 510 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,240 I mean if you want to get real fruity. 511 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,320 Since we've got you here at this table, how about we talk to you 512 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,120 about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? 513 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,320 Yeah, you see, you could do that or I know I'll try if every 514 00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,000 single one at the end. No, Sir, I I think you're going 515 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,240 to listen. All right, we're doing 516 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:09,200 something. Or your black friend out there, 517 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,520 he's gonna get it. Yeah, cuz he's gonna get quiet. 518 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,320 How quiet is a rigging gun? It's still loud. 519 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,920 I mean, it's essentially it's gonna be launched by CO2. 520 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:24,000 So it'll be in the context of that room, it'll be loud, but 521 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,920 probably outside of that. Bulk, I have a stun gun. 522 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,720 Okay. I got a stun gun. 523 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,880 I'm a stun. The nearest one to me, they're 524 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,320 kind of crowding around me at a table, so I'll roll. 525 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:39,520 Do I need to roll accuracy? Probably 7 right in his chest. 526 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:44,320 Right in his chest. 1D10 plus stun and that was my last charge 527 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,240 although it's the oven so I stunned him and can I pick him 528 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:53,240 up by his arms and and hit the rest of them like a toddler 529 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,840 Swing him around? So probably strength check. 530 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,360 I'd make a strength. Check for that. 531 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,360 Yeah, go ahead. My strength is only 33. 532 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,360 Do I get any pluses because they're light? 533 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,440 They're not white. OK, I'll still make. 534 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,240 Did not do it, but he's stunned anyway. 535 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,920 Yeah. OK. 536 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,520 And then I'll move past him as soon as I can. 537 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,040 All right, so he's definitely stunned. 538 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:24,000 He's down. So I guess now what are you 539 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,240 trying to do? I'm barreling through him, yeah. 540 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,520 OK, they're all focused on trying to help their friend. 541 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,120 Yeah, as they should. As they they'll. 542 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,440 Be fine pretty exactly. Speed is 33. 543 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,880 You could you could exit that room. 544 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,640 OK .1 exit quiet at. Least as you exit. 545 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,200 You see what he's looking for. As you exit, you see Haggis 546 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:53,840 making out with when I see. Yes, I let him be. 547 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,320 Go across the room, go across the hallway. 548 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,520 Quiet. Anti grav? 549 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,880 What are you looking for in that Bay? 550 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,080 I highlighted this thing here and what is it? 551 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,120 What is what? I'll Bing it again they. 552 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:12,840 Appear to be fast attack ships. Are they manned or are they 553 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,720 they're? Definitely manned, yeah. 554 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,360 They're manned. So if I jumped in one of these 555 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:21,800 flew outside of this ship and started destroying not the ship 556 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:25,520 itself, but vital parts that would then suspend it in space 557 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,720 without movement and like, so wait, what do you I don't what 558 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,640 are you trying to do? I'm trying to be the hero of 559 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,760 Star Wars move from a long time ago. 560 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,160 But I don't think that's my bag. Actually, I need a control 561 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,560 panel. I need to shut some power, 562 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,400 auxiliary power down. That's my. 563 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,680 That's my. No, there's definitely control 564 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:45,480 panels by the doors and whatnot. All right, I come to the nearest 565 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,120 one to me obviously, and what do I need to roll to see? 566 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,080 And I crack it open with my multi tool. 567 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,160 You're trying to draw power to. I'm trying to. 568 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,840 I'm trying to cut power from the engine so that we stop moving. 569 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,760 I guess roll 100 side of die. I think I failed. 570 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,920 I'm the worst engineer in the Galaxy. 571 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,600 So what you did find out though, is that if you had an Android 572 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,960 with you, it would definitely make it a lot easier, but you 573 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,360 cannot shut down the reactor or the engines from that panel. 574 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,120 Can this panel tell me which panel to go to? 575 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,760 The panel on the engines would probably be the one to go to, 576 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,720 which is back here I'm. Sorry, we're. 577 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,960 At the tail end of the ship, all the way to the left. 578 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,960 To the left, I'm going to start making my way. 579 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,480 That way I'm going. To. 580 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,440 Grab Doughboy. You have you have earpiece. 581 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,400 Oh, OK all. Right, Doughboy, Follow me. 582 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,080 Let's roll. I'm towards the back of the 583 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,800 ship. Maybe it could be abuse I. 584 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,160 Was going to talk to you. I was going to talk to these 585 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,520 nice guys. Well, yeah. 586 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,200 No, I need you can talk to them after we're done. 587 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,880 I need your help. Raymond they're they're 588 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,640 definitely engaged in conversation with you. 589 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,080 You don't want to be rude. Yeah, it's sorry guy. 590 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,920 Is this navigation? Actually, yes it is. 591 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,040 Oh, can we navigate towards Earth? 592 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,160 No, no, sorry, not We left Earth. 593 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,480 Oh well, there's a giant monster heading towards there right now. 594 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,480 Sounds like an Earth problem. But we can save it. 595 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,040 That's cold, brother. Sounds like an earth problem. 596 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,040 We're we're headed towards Pluto actually. 597 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,160 Yeah, Earth is full of a bunch of filthy, nasty growth. 598 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,200 Wow, why was that? Meat bags though. 599 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:27,040 Well, we can settle planets. Imagine an entire planet full of 600 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,000 Mormons. I. 601 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,680 Don't like that idea? I'm gonna. 602 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:34,000 No, we can be fruitful, we can multiply, we can call Antigra, 603 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,280 we can have 10 wives. Hitler. 604 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,560 What are you gonna do in your situation, guys? 605 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,240 Are we heading towards the? Planet Co-op. 606 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,920 The the planet what? OLOB, the one that that that 607 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,280 everybody's trying to get to. We're not in any Pollocks, no. 608 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:57,600 Not polog olob. Oh, Kolob. 609 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,160 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the one that Abraham first 610 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,040 saw in the vision with with the Urim and the Thur. 611 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,600 Excuse me, Zoom in. I didn't think that dirty 612 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,200 androids made by that dumb whore Josh Etta knew anything about 613 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,080 Mormonism. My dear Sir. 614 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,440 Laughing in the earpiece. My it's partially. 615 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,120 True. I'll have you know that that 616 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,960 Android is more devout Mormon than most of the Mormons on the 617 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,200 ship. Yes. 618 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,760 I guess can you stop making women? 619 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,800 We got we got to go turn off the engines. 620 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:38,280 So yes, so I was going to talk with you guys and then, you 621 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,680 know, and talk with you about the the Lord and everything. 622 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,120 Then you said what you said about Joshua, you know, and 623 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,000 that's not very nice. The poor little the poor little 624 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,360 quiet baby is going to cry. The one that just said that I'm 625 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,680 going to, I'm going to use my 66 foot longer. 626 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,400 It's 6 foot. Longer. 627 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,760 Yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to. 628 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,520 I'm going to send it straight through his mouth or the back of 629 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,240 his head. It's like a javelin. 630 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,679 It's collapsible, like a police baton. 631 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,920 It is, yeah. It's really hard to get go back 632 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,800 in though too, just like the batons. 633 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,639 So. Virgil's phone with gotta drive 634 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:23,560 it into the ground. There's a camera, there's a 635 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,719 camera feed in this room that you're in to that cargo Bay that 636 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,159 that he's in. So you see Hiller in there. 637 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,520 What you see next is something that will scar you for the 638 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,400 remainder of time. What is that? 639 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:41,800 You see Hiller pull this thing out of his pants and it it 640 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,199 impales this poor, this poor marine. 641 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,639 I've seen this one before. Right through mouth. 642 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,320 And. Impales into the wall and goes 643 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:57,240 through his head. I hear record everyone else 644 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,120 turned on about. This. 645 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:06,320 Anyone else like really turned on hit screen record? 646 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,000 This is going on LiveLeak or one of the sites. 647 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,840 All right. The other Marines in the room 648 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,240 raised their rifles towards you. Hiller. 649 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you don't talk about just shadow like 650 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,360 that, okay? Like she was a very godly woman. 651 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,400 She didn't even wear pants, guys. 652 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,680 A whore. No, not around me she didn't. 653 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,520 She wasn't a whore, OK? She loved only me. 654 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,400 Is that why she tried to seduce our leader Wallace? 655 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,840 No, that's not why she tried to do that, because she didn't try 656 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,440 to do that. That was the clone, OK? 657 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,960 She told me about topping panties, no growth. 658 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,400 I said it would never do that. Oh, she did. 659 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:50,240 That's why she created me, because I'm a robot and so 660 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:53,360 technically it wouldn't be sinful, so we could do anything. 661 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,440 No, it's it's sinful. Still the eyes. 662 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,280 Not no, it's not. No, it's not. 663 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,880 Show me the Book of Mormon. Show me the Book of Mormon. 664 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:07,560 Well, in the updated 20 2010 2226 edition. 665 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,400 It that doesn't exist, it does. You guys are a rogue. 666 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,400 Rogue section. Because, Joseph Smith, you're 667 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,280 not. You're not gonna listen. 668 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,560 I'm just saying Joseph Smith's not around anymore. 669 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,800 We're on the Joseph Smith. What do you mean? 670 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,960 It's the ship. I mean the man. 671 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,160 The man's been dead for almost 1000 years. 672 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,120 Yep, and what the Angel Moroni showed him is what you're 673 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,040 supposed to go by, not what you make up. 674 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,280 We'll figure out we don't worship anything called 675 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,720 macaroni. I said the Angel Moroni. 676 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,560 He's the one that gave the book to Joseph Smith. 677 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,720 You guys don't even know you guys aren't Mormons. 678 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,080 No, we're hired guns. Oh oh. 679 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,000 That's what do you, what do you, what do you hate on Josh Sheta 680 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,920 for? Then you don't even care about 681 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,000 Mormons. Because all five of us are 682 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,760 Eskimo brothers. With her with Josheta. 683 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,800 You guys do? No. 684 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,680 Yeah. Hiller, where are you? 685 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,520 I got to meet these guys. No, that's not possible. 686 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,400 So I'm starting a club. Every Tuesday we're going to 687 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,360 meet have hot chocolate. Guys, I hate you guys. 688 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,360 You guys are liars. There's no way it's not. 689 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,320 Possible. You know what? 690 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,920 Just you're a creepy Android, why don't you? 691 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,720 Just make topping panties. I will get out of here. 692 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,280 Yeah, you will get out of here I. 693 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,640 Will get out of here. Yeah, how much you leave through 694 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,080 a space lock. Hiller come and find out through 695 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,040 the door and now I'm going to shoot my foam done so that it so 696 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,160 that it just kind of disperses among all of them. 697 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:30,720 You need me. You need. 698 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,280 To grab I'm at the engines, what do I do? 699 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,880 That made me mad. You could seal the You could 700 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,320 seal the door, brother. Yeah, I'll just do that 701 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,120 secretly. Raymond is at the engines. 702 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,840 Yes. Where's anti graft? 703 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,280 It was just behind me. Virgil will slip out and see 704 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,960 what's going on. OK, what do we do, Mr. Engineer 705 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,160 Lady? Hello. 706 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,400 Nobody's. Who's the Thai guy in the old 707 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,840 broad? I shoot her with stasis. 708 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,720 Well. You're not. 709 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,840 Oh, you are actually here. I am here. 710 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,800 I saw you on the camera. While he's while he's shooting 711 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,080 here with stasis, I want to knock out this missionary here 712 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,600 next to me. Almost right in the. 713 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:16,320 Head he's the frozen and roll for accuracy for you. 714 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:22,600 So you that's in the wow, isn't it? 715 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,160 Yeah, no. Arm. 716 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,520 No arm. So you grab him by his left arm 717 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,320 and you kind of throw him over your shoulder and onto the 718 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,520 reactor and he's no, he just. Moves. 719 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,880 Oh wow, he's dead. And he you did. 720 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,520 You killed a man. My bad, my bad. 721 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,320 Let's roll with this. Whatever. 722 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,080 Let's. Do this. 723 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,960 Threw a reactor on his head, vaporized him. 724 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,640 Now he's dead. I would I would like to use my 725 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,400 fiber sheddies to stab through the woman's gut and then RIP her 726 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:08,560 apart. Listen, listen, Doughboy, we're 727 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,640 not here to kill everyone. I killed a guy by accident. 728 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,400 That's on me. Come on. 729 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,920 No more killing until absolutely necessary. 730 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,680 Yeah, Cavity and you, you took two Viber sheddies and you go 731 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,960 like that and she felt every bit. 732 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,840 Of But she couldn't scream because she was in stasis. 733 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,160 Yeah. Die about man What's up? 734 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,080 What's old? Jeez. 735 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,920 And crackers. Yo, I was. 736 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,200 Like making out like real heavy with that chick back there. 737 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,160 But then I got to like the weird underwear and it threw me off my 738 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,080 game. So like. 739 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,600 Yeah, it's kind of weird. It's like Doily. 740 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,360 Yeah, I'm done. I can't do that. 741 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,880 You need a pill for that. The doily. 742 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,640 Yeah, to get by it, you know, for performance. 743 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,000 Nah, man, Nah that. Purple pill. 744 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,040 Where are we headed? So from what I. 745 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,600 Found out we're heading towards Pluto. 746 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,480 Oh so. We need to go to Earth. 747 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,000 Yeah. It's not even, it's not even a 748 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,240 planet anymore. It's just a planet toy. 749 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:14,080 It's still a planet in my heart. It's. 750 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,760 Smaller than going, it's smaller. 751 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,000 My gosh. So like our moon. 752 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,320 'S out there bigger than Earth. Put down the engines but like. 753 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,960 You make a good point. You know, you know what we 754 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,760 should do. Put it in reverse, exactly. 755 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,480 Yeah, we should probably just take over the ship because it 756 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,240 has a lot of guns. We already killed three people 757 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,360 so. We should we should sabotage the 758 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,680 engines from the outside, but why would we do that? 759 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,760 What would we do? Why would we do that? 760 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,680 We should probably take the ship. 761 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:47,000 It's like we could like, you know, like go out there and 762 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,520 like, you know, kill them. Real quick, I need to get I want 763 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,080 to find out. I want to find out if there is 764 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:57,360 not necessarily like an escape Hut but like a a smaller ship on 765 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,360 the ship that can take us all to earth. 766 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,080 We want something that'll make it to earth but not this big and 767 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,360 clunky. So we can sabotage these in 768 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,880 humans but they can't follow us. What if we just and then get on 769 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,480 that just take off? What if we just take this ship 770 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,840 and then just ram it into that big Beastie thingy? 771 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,680 Is that a course for it? Yeah. 772 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,720 And then take my We need fire. And get to Earth. 773 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,040 To answer your question, yes, you can take any of those ships 774 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,560 that you would like. We might need the firepower of 775 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,760 the bigger ship though, but we have to clear these people off, 776 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,280 otherwise they'll fight us the whole way. 777 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,400 It's easy, just. Give them all chocolate, they'll 778 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,320 die like. A fleet is by the Earth moon. 779 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,160 We can take one a bigger and better one once we get there. 780 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,240 But this is the biggest. We're still gonna need higher 781 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,280 power. Although we have all the Marines 782 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,760 trapped. Though we did blow up the moon. 783 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,560 We did blow up the moon. Maybe there's something left of 784 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,640 it. Oh, my camera's picking up 785 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,960 something. Not good, fellas. 786 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,520 Really not good. I'm going to seal this door with 787 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,120 stasis. Hey look, did you want to join 788 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,800 your friends before all this? Oh yeah. 789 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,240 It's probably. Not your friends, but I guess 790 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,320 your E pegs. Oh, I thought I had all the 791 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,320 rings and Raymond all crap. I guess I am. 792 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,240 You're late. Hey, guys. 793 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,040 I'm not sure how I got here you. Just ran by. 794 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,960 All we could have done it, we could have got a cheap wrong 795 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,920 attack, but that's OK. No, that's fine. 796 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:28,200 I was thinking that. Is there an internal gunning? 797 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,440 Is there an internal weapon system to fight off intruders? 798 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,040 Security. System security. 799 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,080 We're security. Nope, they are security so. 800 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,280 OK. So we seal ourselves up in here 801 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,920 and then we contact, we contact Doctor Wallace and we say, look, 802 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,000 if you don't meet our demands, we will destroy the engines of 803 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,480 the ship and you'll never go anywhere else but sit here in 804 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,520 space forever. There's an explosion outside the 805 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,400 room that you're outside of Hiller, and those Marines are, 806 00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,360 they're out. Well, they can just get through 807 00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:58,920 these doors. Wait. 808 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,160 I'm back over there now, Yeah. What the heck is going on? 809 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:05,720 The glitch in your matrix. Hiller, are you by the ships? 810 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,880 The ship Bay. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go this 811 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,600 other way. Take. 812 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,440 One of them ships get us out of here. 813 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,200 How's it gonna get you out of here? 814 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,800 Let's blow a hole open. We'll figure it out. 815 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,640 Antigraph I can probably rig the reactor to blow up. 816 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:24,480 So there is an escape hatch here that takes you out to the 817 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,600 outside of the ship? You could. 818 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,000 Sorry, I guess I should say it like this. 819 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,880 I'll just and yo, man, like there's like a a vac out there. 820 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,360 We could like, you know, like walk on the outside of the ship 821 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,760 and like come up, you know, like in the in the Bay with the ships 822 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,400 and we could like take off. I'm all. 823 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:44,200 For it I want to bring to. The actor to blow this bad boy 824 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:47,160 like a blow up. Yep, you and me, buddy. 825 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,400 Wait. Set a course everybody. 826 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,200 Set. A course for the set. 827 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,280 A course for the Mother Moon. We're not in navigation. 828 00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,360 We can't do that back here. I'll go outside, distract them, 829 00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:00,120 I'll set a course for that, and then you rig the thing to blow 830 00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,680 and then we'll play checkers when we get home. 831 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,960 More of a chest. We're gonna dive. 832 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,840 Where is navigation? Is it near the front? 833 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,360 Navigation is yeah, right there. We should we should probably 834 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,080 find the power source and we are at. 835 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,960 Power source. They're at the reactor. 836 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,200 Oh, you're at the reactor? Then we should just take you 837 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,440 should. You should overload it. 838 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,320 That's what we're doing. We can use the ship as a weapon 839 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,240 to blow up the the baddie. We can't do that if we leave the 840 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,320 ship. If we play our cards right, 841 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,560 well, I don't know. If we change navigation, they 842 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,080 could just change it back. What is? 843 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,760 What is the plan? What is the course of action? 844 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,440 I'd say we just blow up this ship. 845 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,640 I saw a mocking you. Stupid robot. 846 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:44,080 I don't know. I mean, do we need to blow up 847 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,360 this entire ship? Thousands of people I'm all for 848 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,480 killing. We. 849 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,080 Are pretty hot. Though in order in order to make 850 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,840 a clean getaway, we would need to disable the power system so 851 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,840 they could shoot at us. That's true too. 852 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,840 Can I interface with a like a panel and like speak through 853 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,320 like a speaker to the guards? Yeah, there you can. 854 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:10,840 I am the great pirate Robin. It is all I Blackbeard. 855 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,560 So here's what's going to happen. 856 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,200 You guys are going to go back, you're going to go back to Earth 857 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,520 and we're going to take out this monstrosity or otherwise I'm 858 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,080 going to blow up this entire ship. 859 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,440 There you go. What else then? 860 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,960 We're setting charges on the door we're coming in. 861 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,560 You I will set off the reactor. That's fine, OK. 862 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,480 Set off the reactor. OK. 863 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:33,640 OK. Let's do this. 864 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,960 You gave them their chance. Yeah, we gave them a chance. 865 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,040 I will. Oh boy. 866 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,280 I've set the charge. It's going. 867 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,320 Let's hit the escape hatch before they break in. 868 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:49,800 I'm walking out. I got you buddy. 869 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,040 I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start doing pre 870 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,800 flights, pre flight sequences on all of these. 871 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,120 Wait, I'm in my, I'm in my back suit. 872 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,080 It's fine. What? 873 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,080 We're outside now. Yeah, we didn't. 874 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,760 We made it. Sorry, I guess guess you're not. 875 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,240 He's going to pick us up. It's all right. 876 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:15,480 Is going down with the ship. All right, so you got to get 877 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,080 over to here. Across the ship. 878 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,520 Across the ship. Quite a ways. 879 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:24,320 But there are people on the outside of the ship already. 880 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,680 What the hell? They're planning on breaching 881 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,120 that way. That makes sense. 882 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,400 Yeah, But these guys, these guys are smarter than I thought they 883 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,280 were. They they're smarter than you 884 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,040 give them credit for. Yeah, I guess so. 885 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,440 Sorry about that, Mormon. They're mercenaries, That makes 886 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,600 sense. All right, breaking gun time. 887 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,440 This ugly bastard here and I'm gonna fire a rocket from my 888 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,880 shoulder at him. You don't know he's 889 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,040 illegitimate. He looks like Rolfer. 890 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,000 Rolfer Actors. He's got that look about him. 891 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,880 Can I just kill myself? Why you hit his leg? 892 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,840 The missile. Yeah, what's what's the damage? 893 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,320 33. OK. 894 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,680 Which one did you hit? No more leg. 895 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,440 OK, Yeah. So this guy is dead. 896 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,520 This guy is dead. And yeah, that's it. 897 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,360 You look to have killed 2 of them. 898 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:23,760 Just as you guys are engaging in battle, three more of those 899 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,560 little hybrid things up here, they're crawl up the side of the 900 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,400 ship. You are indeed in the vacuum of 901 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,360 space, but that does not seem to affect them at all. 902 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:40,000 That's not. They they hunger for the core 903 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,840 and obviously these guys are standing in the way. 904 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,040 So the Marines on the outside of the ship opened fire on these 905 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:50,520 guys, which you guys know is they're finding out it doesn't 906 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,520 matter, doesn't doesn't affect them. 907 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,560 So slowly, 1 by 1. I shoot one of them with a 908 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,080 rigging gun. I had a really funny idea. 909 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,840 What's your idea? It was something stupid I was 910 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,920 going to attach a bungee cord to, like a front hook to myself. 911 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:12,680 I was going to take Virgil's revolver, shoot it so it makes 912 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,560 me fly backwards, but with the bungee cord it wouldn't launch 913 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,920 me forwards. Just jump forwards in space. 914 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:28,960 And then they run into the over by the engines, sorry, and they 915 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,160 start attacking them on their way into. 916 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,120 The engine. Yeah, Heller, where? 917 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,920 Where is our ship? It's fine. 918 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,400 Your access hatches right here. So they're all, they're all 919 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,120 getting fired up. They're ready. 920 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,160 They're all ready to go. Hilly, it's time to go. 921 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,800 Let's. Go. 922 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:53,880 We can each have our own. Just hop back in side and get 923 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,520 that shit ready to go. Hate off comes running out. 924 00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:59,160 Wipe his mouth. Fall to the bathroom. 925 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,840 What? Why is he wiping his mouth? 926 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,000 No, no reason. Oh, I see. 927 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,920 Go on for the team. I'm actually the the leader now 928 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,680 of the of the Mormon so. Oh. 929 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,960 This is where I I bid you a do. OK, good luck. 930 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,440 Good luck finding your dad. OK. 931 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,320 Good luck with the ship blowing up, we'll see you later. 932 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,760 What? And you guys take off in your 933 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,680 brand new ship, which is, this is what it looks like, by the 934 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,840 way, but she doesn't have a name, so you're gonna have to 935 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,000 decide on a name. The devil's luck. 936 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,400 I thought we were taking the small ship. 937 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,760 This one is small. It is pretty small comparatively 938 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:49,840 to your old ship it. Was tiny breathing room I lack. 939 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,800 We'll call it the AMS wait. No I I just realized my 940 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:58,360 bodyguard collection. Yeah. 941 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,600 All I got is this liver from that woman. 942 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,640 I drop a massive duffel bag at his feet. 943 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,600 I drop a massive duffel bag at his feet. 944 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,640 They call them body parts. Like all the blood and stuff 945 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:16,560 just oozes from the bottom. It sticks to the floor. 946 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,400 No, you're in, you're in steel grav. 947 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,800 So it it that's. Fine. 948 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,800 Wait into gravity? Are these my body parts? 949 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,240 Yes, they are. Wait, why do you? 950 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:32,680 Why do you just haven't? We had a feeling we were just. 951 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,400 Man. 0. Gravity. 952 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,680 Pickups. Hey, we're gonna make a high 953 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,320 burn towards Earth, so hold on to your butts. 954 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:43,960 OK, I strap in. And he indeed makes a high burn 955 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:48,800 towards Earth, pulls up the the sensors and whatnot. 956 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:54,800 But the CNN and the UN are already reporting that this 957 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,120 thing is headed towards Earth. But it stops just short of 958 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,880 Earth. In fact, it almost like it 959 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,960 starts orbiting Earth and it starts deconstructing itself. 960 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,920 Well, it's easier if I show you, it starts turning itself into a 961 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:18,400 a ring of sorts. The thing that. 962 00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:24,520 We saw from our it's a ring. It disassembled itself and 963 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:28,960 turned into a ring. So you guys are making a pretty 964 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,320 high burn towards Earth. And by pretty high I mean. 965 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,520 We just blew out the Mormons for no reason. 966 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,760 They weren't nice. So. 967 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,200 You know, we blew up. We blown up. 968 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,920 Building needler rifles and start unloading on this alien. 969 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,840 You're you're doing about 1/4 the speed of light towards 970 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:52,240 Earth, which is pretty fast, but something whizzes past your 971 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:53,840 ship. I can run that fast. 972 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,600 Yeah, and Raymond, you know what this is because you have a 973 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,600 pretty close, you keep a pretty close eye on it, but this is a 974 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,120 slingshot racer. Yeah, Slingshot racer. 975 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:07,920 Yeah, and it's like the NASCAR of space. 976 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,800 Yeah, it. Followed our slipstream. 977 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,040 Yep. So in fact, what they do is they 978 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:18,440 start at one corner of the Galaxy, they get to the other 979 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,680 end, and they come back using the slingshot method, which is 980 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:26,480 they orbit the planet to use its gravitational pull and slingshot 981 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,000 to the next planet, into the next. 982 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,120 And they get to near lightspeed speeds. 983 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,600 And it's pretty great. In fact, this guy here Enzo is 984 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:40,640 the fastest racer in the Galaxy. He's so cool, he's my favorite. 985 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,840 The ladies love him. In fact, Raymond, you had a a 986 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,880 poster of him in your room. My. 987 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,880 Poster, not only that, yeah, not only that he has, he has some 988 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,960 trading cards. I had the trading cards and I 989 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:58,240 had AI had AI had a toy model of his of his race pod. 990 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:02,920 Yeah, well. Do boy do boy do boy. 991 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:05,960 I'm sorry about your poster, but you still have the trading 992 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,280 cards. You never take them out of here. 993 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,480 Oh yeah, that's. True, I have one slipped in my 994 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,120 underwear. I was. 995 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,800 Gonna sell Enzo. It's a collector's rear. 996 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,880 And then I have this other guy named Hanzo, and he's, he's 997 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,560 pretty cool, too pretty. Cool. 998 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,440 Yeah. Do you have Captain Falcon? 999 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,080 No. Nobody has Calcon Falcon. 1000 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,000 Yeah, he. He's he's super. 1001 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,640 Rare. Yeah, so this whole ring thing 1002 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,400 is brand new. Nobody really knows what's going 1003 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,800 on or complain for anything. His course takes him directly 1004 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,760 into the center of the ring, where his ship promptly 1005 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,680 explodes. Oh, oh, and it's full. 1006 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,160 He might be dead now. Almost like the ring. 1007 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,120 Has not. He'll be fine. 1008 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,680 He made it. Just a shower. 1009 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,040 If Dale Earnhardt could do it, Enzo can do it. 1010 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,200 I think he's dead, actually. Oh. 1011 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,040 He's more powerful than you could ever imagine. 1012 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,480 It's super dead actually. But it's almost, it's not quite 1013 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:15,320 like he explode like the ship exploded by by exploded I mean 1014 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,400 so he was live streaming the entire thing. 1015 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,600 Yeah, I had to pulled it up. I had to pulled up on my Hut. 1016 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,920 Yeah, and he was talking to his fans and everything else, 1017 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,720 talking about how he couldn't wait to see his girl go back 1018 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:27,280 home. She was expecting quadruplets. 1019 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,400 And this is his last race. Yeah, but as soon as he hit that 1020 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:37,640 barrier, he slowed to a screeching halt, going from 3/4 1021 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,160 of speed of light to 0 exploded on the inside. 1022 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,280 Just like Josh Shadow. Just like Josh. 1023 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:48,400 Just. Like I did in Josh Shadow give. 1024 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:53,360 Me Mr. You know what I did to the last guy that thought that 1025 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,560 was funny? So anyways kill someone with 1026 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,360 this. Erection. 1027 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,040 The ship. Oh no, please don't do that to 1028 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:11,000 me. Oh no, I would hate that anyway. 1029 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,480 The ship is still there in like half inside the ring, half not 1030 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,440 and it's slowly getting pulled in almost like you. 1031 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,080 There's a speed limit to get inside of the of the ring. 1032 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,960 Where's it getting pulled to? Into the ring, yeah. 1033 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,360 Like towards the edge of the ring. 1034 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,120 You mean so it's like a, it's like a space of the ring speed 1035 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,320 bump. Yeah, so it's pulling like 1036 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:35,360 inside of of the ring, like there's like a portal almost. 1037 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,360 Does it look like that going to? The line? 1038 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,680 Nope, it's just it's hanging out in the staple orbit around 1039 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:43,320 Earth. In fact, uh oh, here comes the 1040 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:49,040 moon in its standard rotation and hits the portal and slides 1041 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,840 into it and doesn't come out the other side. 1042 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,280 Oh, that's not. Good guys, we should go in. 1043 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,760 That end of itself could destroy the Earth. 1044 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,960 I think we could go around it maybe. 1045 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,960 I guess pull the course directly into the center of it. 1046 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,880 No, no, you're not a man. I probably survived. 1047 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,960 You got it man. I'm in denial. 1048 00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,520 Do not do that. Do not. 1049 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,920 I can hear anybody else from my friend Raymond. 1050 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:15,720 We have to get the moon back. We're yeah, get the moon back. 1051 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,600 We too. So. 1052 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,160 He lots, of course, to the center of the ring. 1053 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:26,120 No, yeah, that's the speed of the moon. 1054 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,040 All right. It's a condition I guess. 1055 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,640 That little girl from that little girl with the wet lock 1056 00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,760 from after us. It is a big ring. 1057 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:39,240 As you enter in there you see the moon and there also seems to 1058 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:44,640 be a space station that was not a part of anything on Earth or 1059 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,200 that you can identify anything has anything to do with 1060 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,440 humanity. Well, let's go there. 1061 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,600 Anybody else feel really weird tinglings in their fingers? 1062 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,080 No, it's more under the belt, below the belt kind of thing. 1063 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,200 Not you mentioned it. So sorry about that, that's my 1064 00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,080 fault. Sergeant Virgil Stonewood, I'm 1065 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,280 detecting another abnormal blood flow tear in another region. 1066 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,000 Yeah. I know. 1067 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,760 Why don't you just see it? I'm gonna whip it out. 1068 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,680 I'll examine it. Here it is, check it for things. 1069 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,520 That's. Probably a good idea. 1070 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:19,760 So while we're doing this. He's gonna add it to his body 1071 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,880 part, not. Not my first rodeo. 1072 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,920 Oh yeah, he does do. He does do that. 1073 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,920 Never mind. I do need a reproductive. 1074 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:28,040 That's it. I sucked up too fast. 1075 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,840 All right, so you guys headed towards that station. 1076 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,800 Yeah, Yeah, I think we should. I think we should. 1077 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:38,200 All right. So as you dock, the chamber that 1078 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,640 you're in is kind of open and the atmosphere is definitely 1079 00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:47,520 breathable, but our stairs and that's really the only direction 1080 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,280 you've got. Like, oh baby. 1081 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,880 So down on the testicles, there's really nothing there 1082 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,200 more like. Ovaries. 1083 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:57,560 It's yeah, they're like, almost like they're like a testing 1084 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,880 chamber. Testee Chamber. 1085 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,400 I might say that I'm. Kind of nervous. 1086 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,520 What do they test? Don't know. 1087 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,360 Nothing there is makes any kind of sense to you. 1088 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:09,960 OK. Oh. 1089 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:13,520 Scan it with my multi tool. Here's your prescription crayon 1090 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,160 with Valium in it. Thank you. 1091 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:19,200 I need it you want to hit. I do actually I need. 1092 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,800 A jamming in his Easter bake oven. 1093 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,600 Oh wait, I can make crayon cookies. 1094 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,400 Now you're cooking with gas. You and I walk away. 1095 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,480 I see some pods up ahead in this bubble shaped room. 1096 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,840 I swore in the room with my multi tool shape. 1097 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:45,960 It's going to be the Percocets. All right, so you scan the room. 1098 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:49,240 Which room are you scanning? Whichever room I'm in. 1099 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,720 The one that controls your character. 1100 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,520 This one. The big main room with testes in 1101 00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,720 it. I can't control my. 1102 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,160 Character. You can't control your 1103 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,240 character. I can't control his character. 1104 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,320 I'm gonna I'm gonna ride this out. 1105 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,640 Hold on. Big up dude. 1106 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:09,600 Something funny, damn it. Can you control yours? 1107 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:10,800 Yes. Yes, I. 1108 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:11,840 Can. All right. 1109 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,560 Sorry about that. This room with the. 1110 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,000 Testes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 1111 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,720 whoa. This room with the testes. 1112 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:25,160 All right, so as you scan those little pods, two of the pods 1113 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,680 show that there were life signs in there. 1114 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:33,320 There's currently nothing. One of the pods has something in 1115 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,880 it still alive. I open the pod. 1116 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:41,720 Press the big red button. So as you hit the emergency exit 1117 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:48,560 button, essentially air hits is out and a fog comes over the 1118 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,960 entire room. Smells like mothballs. 1119 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,200 Press. Air. 1120 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:07,200 Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. 1121 01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,280 Hey, baby. Fire, fire. 1122 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,280 The Garlocks. With my wrist gun. 1123 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,160 The. Aliens. 1124 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,440 The aliens kidnapped me because I'm the perfect human specimen. 1125 01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:20,680 Perfect. The Garlocks. 1126 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,040 You don't look like Agus. He's the. 1127 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,200 Perfect. They wanted to breed me. 1128 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:32,400 I also her legs are. Her legs are wider than I am. 1129 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,120 Like tree trunks? You're so cute. 1130 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:41,000 You look like an easy bake oven. Yeah, yeah. 1131 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,760 I'll kiss her tenderly if she wants. 1132 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,040 What? This just go in your room. 1133 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,280 It's. Fine, OK, What are they doing to 1134 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,480 you in here? I just experiment. 1135 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,920 They're shoving things up my butt. 1136 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,920 Who They're extracting my egg? Who did it? 1137 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,320 Right in the other room. It's fine all right. 1138 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,880 There sounds like she's kind of into it. 1139 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,920 I know, yeah. The room was the room was filled 1140 01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,800 with that blue. Do you remember seeing from that 1141 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,400 lab? Anyone else want to taste it? 1142 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,240 I can put in cookies. As you enter it, you notice 1143 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,480 there's like a spiral in the middle of the room. 1144 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,240 I. Want to taste it? 1145 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,240 Something's coming from the top and something's coming from the 1146 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,880 bottom, and they're almost meeting, but not quite, and 1147 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,440 there's somebody else in the room with you. 1148 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:32,360 Josh Shadow It is indeed. Joshy baby, is it really? 1149 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,360 She way from. She she looks at Hiller and she 1150 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,640 says welcome home, son. Hi Mom. 1151 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,280 Wait. This has happened way too many 1152 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,320 times and it's been false. Honey, No. 1153 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,040 No. To. 1154 01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:51,560 Do. Complete the circuit, Hiller and 1155 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:55,440 and I'll I'll prove it's me, OK? No Hard pass. 1156 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,600 Hard pass, Hiller. I extend I. 1157 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,840 Extend my member. No, no, no, no. 1158 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:04,040 No, it's got a special energy source. 1159 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,040 We've said it before. I really tend to stop him. 1160 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,640 I roll the 10 to stop him. Cut it off. 1161 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,640 You can stop him but he has a six inch or not 6 inch 6 foot 1162 01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:20,720 member so. Yeah, I'll big target stop it. 1163 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,760 I'm assuming you you're trying to complete the circuit from the 1164 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,240 top and the bottom. Oh, that circuit. 1165 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,400 Yes, this circuit. No, that doesn't make sense. 1166 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:36,440 No, no, that's not No. I thought you met with you, Josh 1167 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,880 Sheta. No, I've done that already. 1168 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,520 No, not with. I haven't. 1169 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,680 I'm the special one. I'm the anointed one. 1170 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,040 You're nothing. You were a. 1171 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,840 Flame, I'm your daddy. You don't talk to your daddy. 1172 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,400 You were a flame. You're worthless on eater 1173 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,880 Crayola Virgil someones are her second dad. 1174 01:02:55,920 --> 01:03:00,520 You would understand that. No, it wasn't lost. 1175 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:01,680 She didn't make. You. 1176 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,600 That's how it started, just like all the others, but it turned 1177 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,200 into beautiful. Complete the circuit No. 1178 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,240 OK. What happens if you? 1179 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,200 Don't boy, don't, boy, don't do it. 1180 01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,320 Don't be content you Mom said. To. 1181 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:22,000 Baby, baby, listen what happens? Listen, I'm your new stepdaddy. 1182 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,760 Trust me, OK? I'm your new stepdaddy. 1183 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:26,480 Listen. I'm shooting here with my wrist 1184 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,040 rocket. I'm. 1185 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,080 Shooting here. With my wrist rocket, it's not 1186 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,120 her. Her. 1187 01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,440 I'm tired of being fooled. I'll save her for it 8. 1188 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,680 Nice. Upper torso. 1189 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,120 Roll for damage. Man, what was that 4I-10? 1190 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:46,280 4I-10. 4I-10 Yes 25. Yeah, no, there's an explosion 1191 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:52,440 in the room and the room itself reacts and kind of opens up a 1192 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:57,560 cavity in the wall. Oh. 1193 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,960 Yep, see we. Died. 1194 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,640 That her though. She's still there. 1195 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,600 She's unaffected. Yeah, because it's not Joshetta. 1196 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,000 It's a simulation. Joshetta would want me to link 1197 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,520 with her, not with this thing. Why does everyone want to sleep 1198 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,080 with our mom? Yeah, I don't know. 1199 01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:17,520 Because they're weird. Because she's. 1200 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:23,400 Not face age MILF. At this point with the Puma. 1201 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:28,240 And, and he's not. Not to be nitpicky Hiller, but 1202 01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,080 it sounds like you want to have sex with her too. 1203 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,240 That's what she. Created me for All right, go 1204 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:41,240 ahead and roll for turtles. All right, so Raymond, you're up 1205 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,800 first. Antigrav isn't on it. 1206 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,680 He's not. I rolled A-17 all. 1207 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,160 Right, I've got to figure out how to. 1208 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,000 Get him. On there we got to play some, we 1209 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,880 got to play some hardcore back fighting music. 1210 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,600 Oh, you know it. Joey, I can send you one of the 1211 01:04:55,600 --> 01:05:00,200 Chasm Infernal songs. Does anybody know Box Fitz 1212 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,040 Tympani? Oh yeah, the Halo. 1213 01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:05,680 That would be pretty sick. All. 1214 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,120 Right. OK, Raymond, go ahead. 1215 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,160 I guess I'll just. I kind of run away from the 1216 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,880 group so that we're not grouped up and then I'm going to fire 1217 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,920 Virgils revolver and shoot in the face. 1218 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:23,480 Okay, accuracy first seven. Okay, so that's center mass on 1219 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:24,280 it. We're damaged. 1220 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,320 What was it? It was. 3D10 right? 1221 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,440 Yeah. What a terrible rule. 1222 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:33,840 I rolled 9/11. Yeah, it's. 1223 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,680 Shot it square in the chest and it reels back. 1224 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,360 It's still alive. And what integrand? 1225 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,520 I'm gonna fire a missile at that sucker. 1226 01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:45,600 OK? Did I really waste both of my 1227 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:49,120 only good rolls on the stupid turn order? 1228 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:52,440 Oh, for. Damage the things. 1229 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,360 Get the right leg. Yeah. 1230 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,800 OK, 36. So you, you blew his, you blew 1231 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:05,880 his leg clean off. He's still alive, still able to 1232 01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:09,240 move still. So go ahead, killer, and let her 1233 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,280 in. So I'm going to go back over 1234 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:15,360 here to the Garth, to this wonderful lady right here. 1235 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,200 I'm going to say he's sweetheart. 1236 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,040 I just want you to know. That. 1237 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:23,200 Oh. My gosh, you are the most 1238 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,120 beautiful creature that I have ever seen in my life. 1239 01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:32,520 I well, we're not talking about that right now. 1240 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:38,000 OK, listen, listen, I probably shouldn't say this, OK? 1241 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:44,360 I probably should. But this fella over here, he, he 1242 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:50,360 said that you are such a bone deep ugly that even Hitler 1243 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:53,240 himself would not find you attractive. 1244 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,320 I'm telling her that it won't sleep with her. 1245 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,480 Who's Hitler? Adolf Hitler, the guy that 1246 01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:03,160 killed like, you know, 7 kajillion Jews and like oh hated 1247 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,640 humanity and you mean like. The guy from 300 years ago. 1248 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, long time ago. Yeah. 1249 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:10,800 I guess it should have been more specific. 1250 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,480 What he said was that you were ugly. 1251 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:16,880 He said you were really ugly. He said that you were a one out 1252 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:20,320 of 10. Give her at least a 2 come. 1253 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,440 On you should. Stupid moron. 1254 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,000 Yeah, you should probably destroy him. 1255 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:29,760 That's him. Yeah, The the big ugly, you 1256 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,720 know, he said. He says he's prettier than you 1257 01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,440 are. I'll show him she. 1258 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,400 Charges out of the room and. Runs over Raymond. 1259 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:47,080 Catch a brook, I'll see. My plan fail. 1260 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:48,480 Because I always. Turns. 1261 01:07:49,280 --> 01:08:03,400 He turns into an iPad. A dustpan I've never I've never 1262 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:09,120 ran more than 20 feet to. Run a little bit. 1263 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:14,200 Because she stops right at him. Just give her a second. 1264 01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,560 Hold on. If I don't stop, I'm going to 1265 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:21,439 pass out, right? Now I'm going to make you love 1266 01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:26,840 me if it's the last thing I do. No, you're supposed to destroy 1267 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,520 him. She jumps on top of him and 1268 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:30,880 starts trying to make out with it. 1269 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:35,319 The two are one in the same. Oh no. 1270 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,840 She won't destroy him for any other man. 1271 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,319 But it is. It is grounded. 1272 01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:45,240 It cannot move anymore. Yeah. 1273 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,600 Sergeant Virgil Stonewood, you're up. 1274 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:59,600 Yeah, think of what I can do. That's fine. 1275 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:02,319 Shoot, whatever you need to do, you won't hurt me. 1276 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,399 As long as you say that. Completely immune to any kinetic 1277 01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:11,200 energy. Kinetic energy weapon all. 1278 01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:18,800 Right, I got one last Galaxy Note 7 ancient. 1279 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,720 Phone. I don't know, can I like? 1280 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:24,760 I don't know. I want to like in view it with 1281 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,560 stasis. Is that possible? 1282 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,040 No. With my with my stasis gun. 1283 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:33,160 So like you're hitting the phone with stasis until you launch a 1284 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:37,680 phone but then it's moving slow. Well, a mark one stasis like 1285 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:41,000 freezes things, so maybe we could do like ice dammit. 1286 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,439 I don't know. No. 1287 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:46,120 OK, I'll shoot the phone then. All right. 1288 01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:52,319 Roll for accuracy. Yeah, this one was a dud. 1289 01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:58,760 Just hit him in the neck. And the image roll is much lower 1290 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:03,360 or is lower than accuracy. Wow, that's horse crap 1291 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:06,760 considering there's AD 100 versus the D10. 1292 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,480 But some of them are duds, you know? 1293 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,800 They don't have to do it. What? 1294 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,360 So the you launched the phone and he only had 50? 1295 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,760 Yeah, you only have 50 L it. Just clunks and then he just. 1296 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:26,560 It clunks, hits him and then it hits Garlox and like her like 1297 01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:30,160 she described the her flesh rejected it and threw it right 1298 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:36,160 back into him and it blew up a loud explosion and she lays 1299 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:42,240 there twisted and and her skin ripped apart and dying brutally. 1300 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:43,920 No. Dead. 1301 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:51,640 I guess I I guess I was wrong. Carla, no. 1302 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,720 You're so beautiful. It's fine. 1303 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,640 I'll be reincarnated. Oh yeah. 1304 01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,440 OK. I'm I'm a constant. 1305 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:06,760 Constant. But here you are, back again 1306 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:09,200 with I'll. See you guys in Casa de Ferdo. 1307 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:16,960 Yes. But here you are back again, and 1308 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:20,600 she's still telling you. Hiller, please complete the 1309 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:21,720 circuit. It almost. 1310 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:24,240 Shoot you once. Don't make this more difficult. 1311 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,000 I already shot you. Hiller, baby, it's, it's me. 1312 01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:29,320 Shut your mouth. Shut your whore and mouth. 1313 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:32,200 It is not you imposter. Go. 1314 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:34,120 Over and try to make out with her. 1315 01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:38,480 I'll I'll make out with you and I'll let you put it in my butt 1316 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:39,920 if you. Just crayon eater. 1317 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:42,760 Crayon Eater. I do it with a crayon sticking 1318 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:44,000 out of my mouth with a Valium in it. 1319 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,520 You want. It Where'd you get that one? 1320 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:50,040 Do you sneak that one? You just gave me one. 1321 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:53,600 I want to go to Josh Edda. I want to go to Josh Edda and 1322 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,480 smack her on the butt and try to kiss her. 1323 01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,280 She's real. Haley, your mother and I are so 1324 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:06,080 proud of you. I'm going to need that report 1325 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,600 card though, son. You've been a naughty boy. 1326 01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,240 Here let me help you guys I want. 1327 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,640 To. I want to help you be Hey, yeah, 1328 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,240 I'm going to help you be close to each other, Hitler. 1329 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,960 I rolled A5 to shoot them both with my foam gun and combine 1330 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:24,520 them. So you shot? 1331 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:30,560 Middles are touching you shot. Stonewood in the in the chest 1332 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:35,880 with it doesn't doesn't affect her at all. 1333 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:38,160 She kind of just walks away a little bit and. 1334 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,320 My pecker is still free. That's what I figured. 1335 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,440 Sweetie, sweetie. No, sweetie. 1336 01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:46,360 No, no. Don't sweetie me. 1337 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:49,760 Shut your whore mouth. Fine, Auntie Grav. 1338 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,480 Honey, can you? Don't do it, Auntie Grav. 1339 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:55,160 Don't do it to her. It's not her. 1340 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,240 Josh showed it. We had something special. 1341 01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:00,240 Well, we still do, but you're, you know, immobilized. 1342 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:02,000 But my picker's still free. Look. 1343 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,160 See. I just need you to complete the 1344 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,280 circuit. I smack, don't do it, it'll give 1345 01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:08,080 you. All the answers that you have 1346 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,680 don't. Do it. 1347 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,880 She's a liar. No. 1348 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,320 Yes, I'll just do it. Raymond, I'll. 1349 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,080 Do it. That's how you're trying to 1350 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,360 appeal to me and I have absolutely no connection to you 1351 01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:20,760 whatsoever. She's hot though. 1352 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,560 She's hot. You know you shut your mouth. 1353 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:26,360 I'll do it. OK, go ahead, sweetie. 1354 01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:28,680 I walk up like a little. Don't do it, Doughboy. 1355 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:31,560 I'm gonna shoot him with my foam gun 90. 1356 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:36,960 Jeez. No, you stop it. 1357 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,720 No. I start spazzing on the floor 1358 01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,120 trying to get the foam off my head. 1359 01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:51,680 You're stuck to the. 3rd with. Just clawing at it. 1360 01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,280 Can I aim my assault rifle at Josh Ada? 1361 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,000 Yeah. You're gonna tell me what's 1362 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,080 going on right now? Somebody. 1363 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:06,160 Love to tell you, but all you need to, all you need to do is 1364 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:07,800 just complete the circuit and you'll know. 1365 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,360 It's not gonna affect her. I smacked her around the butt 1366 01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:11,360 that affected. Her. 1367 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:13,240 Really. Don't wait. 1368 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:14,760 Don't. No, really. 1369 01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:17,520 Remember the giant like foam block on my head? 1370 01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:21,440 I started walking thing again. But I. 1371 01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:25,680 Don't go on so my arms are like flailing around trying to stop 1372 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:29,000 stuff. I'm I'm shooting my phone gun at 1373 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,760 the vortex. What vortex? 1374 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:34,200 Well, you said there's the vortex up here and a vortex down 1375 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,480 here. Well, there's just a up higher 1376 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:38,520 essentially coming out of the ceiling in the ground. 1377 01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:41,480 OK, she's asking to stick your hand in in between here. 1378 01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:44,360 I know that I want to shoot. It Oh, I'm too. 1379 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,880 Short something to do it? Do it. 1380 01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:50,280 You need uppies. You need to shoot it. 1381 01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,240 There's there's no effect to it. Oh. 1382 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,120 OK, wait. I got it. 1383 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,800 It's perfect height. I'm gonna drag over Virgil 1384 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,640 Stonewood, who's, like, encased in like the foam. 1385 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,400 Not gonna stand on the foam. And then I'm. 1386 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:05,800 Gonna reach up. I've been 8 and I stopped you. 1387 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,040 I pushed you over. Get down to the dunk. 1388 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:16,120 Why's our own balling, Raymond? Can we leave? 1389 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:19,960 Everybody Loves Raymond. I mean the. 1390 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,880 Door is sealed behind us. You're you're trapped in the 1391 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,840 room. Anybody else kind of want to 1392 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:26,880 know what's what what the answers are? 1393 01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:30,080 No, that's what I'm doing. I'm trying to answer. 1394 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,880 So I I say we put it to a vote. It's the wrong answer. 1395 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,120 I don't care. I don't care what the vote is. 1396 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,280 I'm still doing it. She's fake. 1397 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:42,200 Oh my soul. If I was fake, could I do this? 1398 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,440 And she walks over to you, Hitler, and she grabs you by 1399 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,760 your shoulders. Me. 1400 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:48,320 Hands away, it's me. No, it's not. 1401 01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:48,800 You stop. Give. 1402 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:54,120 Me your Give me your hand. I stick my hand in the. 1403 01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:55,920 I'll give you my. Hand the circuit I. 1404 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:58,080 Put my cannon in her chest and fire. 1405 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,360 I stick my hand in the thing and complete the circuit. 1406 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,920 We're trapped anyway. You see a vision. 1407 01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:07,760 Oh, I see how it is. You just wanted the glory for 1408 01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:12,160 yourself. You see a vision of the earth 1409 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:14,000 getting destroyed from the portal. 1410 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:18,920 Something reaches out from it and just obliterates the earth. 1411 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:21,400 And 2:40. Has this happened? 1412 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:29,080 Has this happened before I. Say this is more 144. 1413 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:35,960 Did I just destroy the earth? I just see. 1414 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:38,720 You saw. You saw a vision of it. 1415 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:40,640 OK, we got to bring this thing down. 1416 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:45,440 It's going to destroy the Earth. Oh, what's that turn order? 1417 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:52,200 Oh oh. Oh, oh, oh, there's a as right 1418 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:55,720 after that he disappears, All the blue in the room disappears, 1419 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:59,240 and there are four more Necromorphs in the room with 1420 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:04,120 you, ready to have a good time. They're not the only ones. 1421 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:08,800 Sergeant Virgil Stoneman, go ahead. 1422 01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,720 You're up first. Yeah, So this assault rifle is 1423 01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:14,960 A1 die 10. Do I, can I shoot more than one 1424 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,600 string, one turn? Is that what it was? 1425 01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:20,560 Yeah, I think of three times. So I'll move forward within 1426 01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:25,520 range, shoot twice at one of the necros and then once at the 1427 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:31,840 other one. Eight and nine center mass, 14 1428 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:36,720 damage on one and then a headshot and seven to the other. 1429 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,560 It's a Crick, It's a Crick. A Crick Lat Lat. 1430 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:44,120 Which ones are you shooting at? The one directly across for me 1431 01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,720 in the room and then the chicken 1. 1432 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,520 Chicken one. That one's dead. 1433 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:50,720 This one's dead. He's about half health. 1434 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:52,320 Should have shot killer him twice. 1435 01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:02,400 It's up to. You, Paul. 1436 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:08,080 OK, so I'm going to shoot this one right here with my HE foam 1437 01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,400 gun. OK, 3. 1438 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:13,360 Arm. And I did. 14. 1439 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:18,240 All right, you blew his arm clear off, but he is still alive 1440 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:22,160 and kicking, just a little more angry. 1441 01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:26,320 All right, that is you, Antegraph. 1442 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:33,000 My turn, all right. I aim a wrist missile at that 1443 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,280 one that I just highlighted or yeah, wrist gun. 1444 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,160 OK, the gun. OK, at three. 1445 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,880 Yeah. And I got a 13 damage. 1446 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:47,320 How many bolts did the wrist gun start out with? 1447 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:52,000 Sorry. 300. 300. 300I. Think. 1448 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:55,000 I don't know if I've shot it 10 times, but I think, but I don't 1449 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,960 remember how many times I shot it, so I'm going to put it to 1450 01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:57,520 290. Cool. 1451 01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:00,160 All right. All righty. 1452 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,720 And that just leaves Mr. Raymond. 1453 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:06,080 I still have the foam on my head. 1454 01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:14,120 Thanks Heller. Sorry, apparently it was. 1455 01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:15,760 Apparently it was the wrong move. 1456 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:19,920 Do I have to like spend a turn like getting it off or something 1457 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,440 You. Can just RIP it off. 1458 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:24,520 OK, so I'm going to flavor this my way. 1459 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:28,760 I'm going to, I'm going to smack my head into the ground a couple 1460 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:33,240 times to like crack it. Sounds about right. 1461 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:39,840 And then UN throw my two arm machetes and just charge at the 1462 01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:47,720 the big one in front of me. All right, yeah, 4 It's his arm. 1463 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:51,040 It's his other arm 6. Yeah. 1464 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:54,800 You chop it clean off and that kills him. 1465 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:04,080 That guy moves up and he tries to grab onto you with his little 1466 01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:08,160 tentacles, but you're you're exoskeleton is so slippery that 1467 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:12,400 kind of you can't get a hold of you Flick right back at you. 1468 01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:16,240 Sergeant Virgil Stonewood. I'll run right at it and shoot 1469 01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:21,800 it three times, point blank. The assault rifle 8, three and 1470 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:28,680 seven dead the. The whole station, kind of. 1471 01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:33,960 All the doors open up and alarms start blaring and a vision now 1472 01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:39,120 comes to all of you on that. This portal, essentially the 1473 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:43,960 ring, has been used for every 100,000 years to come to the 1474 01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:48,400 Milky Way to essentially harvest all of the organic material that 1475 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:53,040 is growing and bring it back to wherever this place is from, 1476 01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:57,520 which is the vision that Antigrav just saw. 1477 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:02,040 The station is not responsible for it, but the necrophage is 1478 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:07,000 and those hybrids were creatures that were made by the people 1479 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,040 that lived on Europa to try and stop them. 1480 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:14,200 Obviously they were unsuccessful, but essentially 1481 01:21:14,440 --> 01:21:18,640 the pyramids that have been falling are just a test to see 1482 01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:23,080 if the universe is ready for harvest and it is deemed that it 1483 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:24,560 is. So it would seem. 1484 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:29,560 So it would seem and with that, we will leave off pick up next 1485 01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:38,600 week. All right. 1486 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,120 Thank you. So that was episode 3. 1487 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,640 Yeah. You're welcome, Woo. 1488 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,960 Thank you, Daniel. Hope you guys enjoyed it. 1489 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,840 It was a lot of fun. Hope you guys enjoyed the Mormon 1490 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,440 stuff that was supposed to be Wallace. 1491 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,360 So I apologize. I tried to dig everywhere to 1492 01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:56,480 find the image that you used and I couldn't find it. 1493 01:21:56,480 --> 01:22:00,720 So that's. OK oh Oh my image. 1494 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:02,560 Yes, but it's fine. It's OK. 1495 01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:04,640 But yes, it was supposed to be a a cheddar cameo. 1496 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:05,880 Oh Dang it, I. Meant. 1497 01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:09,280 Oh, that's Wallace Gromit. Yeah, Wallace Gromit. 1498 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,440 Yes. But thanks to everybody for 1499 01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:13,520 listening. We appreciate it and we'll be 1500 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,280 sure to see you on the next one.