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The Main Menu podcast presents 
D&D under the table. 

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Do you guys, do you guys have 
the side buttons on your guys's 

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mouse? 
Yeah, I do not. 

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So I have a few side buttons and
I was editing an episode for my 

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podcast and I was like, you 
know, it'd be great if these 

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buttons did something else 
because they only are used for 

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like back and forward in the 
browser. 

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I've noticed because I hit him 
on accident and it goes back to 

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the page and I didn't want to go
back and it makes me mad. 

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So I was like, why can't I'm 
going to see if I can change 

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this. 
So I go to my computer settings 

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and wouldn't you know it, it's 
not in there. 

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So I consult Mr. Google and I 
say, hey, Mr. Google, how can, 

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how can you, you know, reprogram
the side buttons? 

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And he's like, well, you can't 
son. 

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That's the thing. 
You go to your, you go to your 

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mouse settings, you idiot, which
you know the settings not there.

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You can only you can only switch
around the the the primary 2 

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mouse buttons that come that 
come in all nice, but the extra 

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buttons are hardwired into the 
mouse itself and you have to 

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change it with third party 
software. 

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Did anybody notice you guys knew
this yeah there's one that are 

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you new? 
What will it's? 

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Because I use, I use a. 
What one do you use? 

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I use a Corsair in their in 
their in their specific program.

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Yeah, it's called IQ. 
That makes sense. 

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But I watched a video on this 
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He's like, yeah, Microsoft has 
an app and I have a Microsoft 

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mouse and it still doesn't work 
with the Microsoft software. 

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So you got to use some other 
third party software if you're 

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like me and just have like a 
goober mouse with side buttons. 

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Smells like I, I, I got the 
third party program. 

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OK, and then I'm like sweet now 
at night. 

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And then it's like this whole 
list of stuff that you can do 

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with these other mouse buttons. 
So I'm like, all right, sweet. 

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So then I go and do it and it 
does it still doesn't work. 

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I installed a 30 party software 
might have viruses in it, I 

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don't know. 
It's from a reputable source. 

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It's on YouTube, but I'm sure Al
Qaeda uses YouTube anyway. 

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Still doesn't work. 
So I'm like, hey, Google, why 

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doesn't this work, man? 
He's like, I don't know, dude. 

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Like try stuff. 
I'm like, dude, dude, Google, 

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you're supposed to know 
everything. 

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OK? 
This is what everybody says. 

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What all the boomers say is that
you know everything. 

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You don't, you don't know 
anything. 

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No one knows my problem. 
I go to all these forums and 

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it's like, oh, well, your 
problem is that you it should 

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work. 
And I'm like, that's not, that's

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not a solution. 
So I figured out myself. 

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There was a hard override for a 
scroll lock. 

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You guys know what scroll lock 
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It's not in the keyboard. 
I don't know how you turn off 

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scroll lock. 
What is scroll lock? 

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Tell me. 
It's so that you don't scroll. 

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Apparently I had it turned on 
and that disrupts all the 

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functionalities of your 
customized mouse. 

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So I go into settings in the 
program and there's a thing 

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toggled that says disabled 
whatever on scroll lock. 

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So I turn that off and that 
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So I had to figure all that out.
On my mouse I have a total of 10

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buttons. 
See that would be nice for 

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editing like because on in 
Audacity like I'm constantly 

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deleting and like you didn't 
really. 

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Finish. 
You didn't finish. 

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Go ahead. 
So sorry. 

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It's the right left click, right
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button and then I have two 
buttons just below. 

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You would think it's for like 
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No, it's so that I can select 
what different profiles is on my

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mouse. 
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And then these two buttons right
here, they change my DPI levels.

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That's it. 
And then this, there's this one 

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right here. 
It's kind of hard to see. 

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So I have two buttons right 
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Oh yeah. 
And then I had this third one. 

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This one does absolutely fuck 
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And then these two are the ones 
that are mainly used for like in

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game. 
OK, see it makes sense. 

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You could change it in a game 
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But if you want to use it in 
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what's it called? 
Windows Explorer, you know, just

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in the operating system, they 
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it. 
So I'm using third party 

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software. 
I'm constantly pressing enter 

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and delete in Audacity. 
That's my thing. 

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Enter and delete. 
I'm constantly switching my hand

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to do it. 
So I'm like, if I could do it 

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all with the mouse, that'd be 
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Enter is an option, Delete it 
was not an option, Dale. 

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I mean, you can, you can change 
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mouse's X&Y axis with a button, 
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So there was this option that 
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something like that. 
And so I programmed squiggly 

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bracket delete and it worked. 
So now I got to enter and delete

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a lot of rigmarole. 
I'm very upset even talking 

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about it, but I'm glad. 
I got hey, you got there in the 

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end. 
Discovered it myself, didn't 

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need help from anybody 
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I tried to make an account on 
the forum that I was trying to 

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seek help in on the official 
form of this app that no one 

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answered correctly and they 
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They wouldn't let me make an 
account they had. 

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Let's see if I can bring it. 
See if I can bring it. 

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I'm mad. 
You're always mad. 

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What is that? 
It's kind of my, I'm kind of 

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proud of that. 
It's not something you should be

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proud of. 
I am. 

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I'm very proud of it. 
Let me share this cuz the the 

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confirmation of registration get
that changed. 

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You had to type the 2nd, 4th and
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Okay, it's UTN, but it didn't 
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Yeah. 
And it's like, hey, you're 

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wrong. 
And I'm like. 

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No, imagine. 
No, I'm not the 3rd, 4th and 5th

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letter, or the second, third and
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It said. 
It would be. 

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UTT Yeah, UTT Ha. 
That's my thing. 

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That's what makes me feel 
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They changed it, but at the time
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button. 
And I did it and it's like, 

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you're wrong. 
And I'm like, no, you're wrong 

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actually. 
Well, I guess we've reached an 

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impasse. 
It's like, I guess we have. 

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You're right. 
So I can't let anybody else know

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how I figured it out. 
So I make a look it on the 

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podcast. 
Go We seem to reach an impasse. 

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Yeah, we so we want our separate
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So yeah, that's a pet peeve of 
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Google, when Mr. Google doesn't 
know something that on that he 

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should clearly know, I think. 
So Google generally does. 

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Sometimes you have to figure out
the way to word it exactly. 

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What I think I've become a pro 
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be very general and then 
sometimes you got to, you got to

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be hyper specific because if you
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out the gate, you might miss it.
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You can start in an area in fast
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Sometimes that'll help you get 
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That'll get you out and I'll. 
Tell you what I have. 

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I have a steel series mouth 
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I'm pretty sure that one's the 
app you download the Yeah, the 

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mouse itself. 
I'm pretty sure that changes 

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those buttons. 
I think I can change all of my. 

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As it should. 
It should be easy to do, but 

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it's so it's so not that. 
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They're only like anywhere from 
they're only like 40-50 bucks. 

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I'll give up on a search before 
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right? 
If I've gone to page 2, I've 

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already failed or I'm just so at
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Well, once you get to page 2 is 
when you get to like, it's kind 

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of like, you know, it's kind of 
like you, you throw like a bunch

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of cards up in the air. 
And you? 

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Grab the first. 
The first few that you grab, 

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that's the first page. 
Everything else can be anything.

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And Nathan? 
Exactly. 

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And it gets crazy after page 2. 
I never go to page 2. 

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I'm pretty sure that they're, 
I'm pretty sure they're like 

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secrets to aliens and all of 
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I love that that should be. 
Whatever you do, do not go to 

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the 40th page. 
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Which which so we had Speaking 
of aliens, we had if when Lenny 

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listens to this, he'll chuckle. 
But we had a a driver come in 

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trying to remember exactly how 
the entire scenario went. 

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She came in and seemed a little 
quirky, lots of energy, 

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talkative, you know, which is a 
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driver, really pretty lethargic.
But yeah, she did. 

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She started, she said something 
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that tried that wasn't staying 
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out her mirror and had the cops 
come out and everything, filed 

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her, you know, the other drivers
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And she's like, we need to slit 
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believes red. 
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she's like, she's like, no, 
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Because he might be, he might 
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He might be an alien. 
He might not be. 

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And she looks at us. 
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And she was like, because they 
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do, right? 
They walk among us and we don't 

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even know who they are and 
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And I'm so I don't know. 
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started loading the truck and I 
pulled up next to Matt and I 

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looked at her and looked at him 
and I was like, man, how'd she 

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know about us? 
And he looks at me and he 

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squints his eyes and he says, I 
knew it. 

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I knew it nice. 
I knew you were one of them. 

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Mr. Master like of us do and 
this he's on like 3 different 

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stages. 
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Domino's a delay, a delay and a 
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Why is this happening? 
Probably a webcam of Cheddar's 

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webcam aimed at Mr. Master and 
mine aimed at his. 

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I can't see that because I I 
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It's beautiful. 
Nice. 

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So then I pull up next. 
To him, I think I missed it. 

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Oh, do you? 
Do you want to screenshot of it?

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I think it'd be appropriate. 
Yeah, I would it. 

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It's too bad we can't show the 
listener. 

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Oh my goodness, that's a weird 
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This should be a meme. 
Yeah, I really should, but I 

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pulled up next to Lenny and and 
said the same thing and he was 

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like, I know, right? 
How did she find out about it? 

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So Lenny and I are alien. 
That makes sense. 

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Yeah, I could see. 
It feels nice to be able to say 

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it after so long, you know? 
You know, because I'm joking, 

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right? 
It's kind of nice. 

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They're all aliens, every one of
them. 

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Check out my meme. 
Your meme. 

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Very topical. 
Cheddar made a funny face and 

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Meme did so when you have to go 
to page 2 of Google. 

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Yeah, that's that's that's where
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After that it just goes 
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When you start providing image 
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description. 
I think so, yeah. 

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I think that would be really. 
Good. 

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What we're looking at? 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, like Danny with Hitler. 
And that was truly iconic. 

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Hey, Dolph, this was Adolf 
Hitler. 

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This was really him when he was 
at the Twin Towers on TikTok. 

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Yeah, I remember those. 
Those were good. 

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Let's see when we put them on 
memes and I can, I can I can at 

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least show, you know, Lenny, he 
he gets to know about. 

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I think that would be really 
good to put that in so that 

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everybody. 
Works. 

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I think so. 
Yeah, I think we're gonna do it.

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I like that. 
So there is there is a way where

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we can do video podcasts on 
Spotify? 

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Spotify, yeah. 
So we would, we would record 

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like what's on our screen or our
screen or our cameras or 

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whatever. 
And then they would have it on 

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Spotify in like in time of us 
like. 

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Talking well, and if we did, if 
we did Spotify, then we could 

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also do I feel like I feel like 
more people view it on. 

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Spotify then. 
Again, I don't know. 

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I don't know about live. 
Would it? 

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Would it have to be live? 
No, you can still edit it. 

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No, you can just call it. 
Video file. 

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Yeah, we've done a lot of we've 
done a lot of things on video 

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that I'm not proud of. 
You guys have seen my butt hole.

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No. 
Proud of it, no. 

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But I'm not ashamed by it. 
Somewhere in the middle. 

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I'm ashamed by it, Joey. 
You really should stop lying 

241
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about that. 
You've never done that. 

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Nipples. 
He has you were. 

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You were gone that weekend, 
Yeah. 

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Well, that's good. 
We all thought we all ate 

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chocolate starfish for dessert. 
I'm. 

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Really glad I wasn't here. 
Sounds good. 

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I want chocolate. 
Right now I'm not really sure 

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why you would. 
Yeah, I was just feeling spunky.

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That's that's, that's that's a 
little pass. 

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That and we also Danny. 
And I had a butthole fight. 

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Let's just say that she's like, 
mine's better than yours. 

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Mine's this, than that. 
And I was like, I'll show you 

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right now. 
The the awkward part was trying 

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to get Danny's butthole like 
suction cut off the off of his 

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monitor. 
Good. 

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Come on, we're devolving. 
Oh my goodness. 

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We're, we're, we. 
We have devolved. 

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We need the alarm, yeah. 
That's the the the the this one.

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Awesome. 
Not awesome. 

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Not awesome, Yeah. 
Awesome. 

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There we go. 
Bing Bing, Bing. 

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Yeah, that sounds like we did 
something right though it. 

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Does, doesn't it? 
How about? 

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That's just funny. 
That also sounds like we did 

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something right. 
Yeah, we don't want that. 

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I do feeling groovy. 
Are those hard wired into your 

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soundboard or can you change 
those? 

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They're hard wired, 
unfortunately. 

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She's gone Jazz, Lil Jon, Bing 
Bing Bing. 

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Yeah, no. 
So why there's laughter? 

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Cut out. 
We could do a laugh track, yeah.

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C&D, the sitcom, yeah, that'd be
kind of funny. 

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That'd be kind of funny. 
I could see it playing out like 

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that one show with what's her 
name something it'll come to me,

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the self aware sitcom show like 
where she's where she knows 

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she's in a sitcom and then the 
show is. 

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Oh, you're not talking the the 
Disney ones anymore. 

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Well. 
No, no, it's like an R rated 

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thing. 
Like she knows she's in a sitcom

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and then it goes to like, real 
life. 

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I thought you're hanging on a 
vision I. 

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Could feel. 
I could feel like right now it's

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I don't. 
Know I'm gonna go get some. 

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I'm gonna go get an Ice Cream 
Sandwich. 

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I'll be right back. 
I want 1. 

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You know how many years it's 
been since I've had an Ice Cream

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Sandwich? 
Years. 

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Too many years. 
Yeah, it's been years, I think. 

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It should be every years you 
have. 

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So on the guys trip that we 
bring ice cream sandwiches agree

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we do fondue. 
OK. 

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Chocolate covered strawberries. 
I'll set them on my body to 

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present them and eat them off 
me, no? 

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No, I'm not I. 
Have my headset on the entire 

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time. 
Yeah, we we definitely don't 

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want to do that cuz cuz we'll 
so. 

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Like I want you to hear this. 
So here's. 

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So here's the thing. 
Just standing. 

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Up we if we devolve in the 
podcast when we're not in 

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person, I feel like it would 
have an amplified effect. 

301
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We were actually in person if we
started to devolve. 

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We we made you guys made Danny 
run around the the E sports room

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when we were talking about how 
he was conceived. 

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Oh, I did that. 
He wouldn't. 

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He wasn't going to run around. 
He didn't want to hear any of 

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that. 
I thought, I thought you guys 

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said that because I wasn't 
there. 

308
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Didn't you guys say he like took
a lap or something like that? 

309
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I took a lap because I said the 
thing. 

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I won't repeat it. 
Oh, how like the elevator wasn't

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the only thing that was going 
down. 

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That night. 
What? 

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Bing Bing Bing. 
What's the signal? 

314
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 
But I said the thing. 

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Ding, Ding, right around the 
room. 

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It was just too hot it. 
Was just too hot it. 

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Was just too hot. 
I thought, I thought it was 

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Danny that took a lap. 
No, I don't know. 

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So he was devastated and I know.
So back-to-back to mouse's mice.

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Mice. 
So the rival 5 real series, it's

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4199. 
It has nine. 

322
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It has 9 programmable buttons. 
Now, how do you program? 

323
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That through the app that you 
download. 

324
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It's ridiculously simple matter 
of you could you could sign 

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keyboard, you can sign letters 
now. 

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Damn it. 
I missed it. 

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I did. 
Almost saw up your nostril. 

328
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All right, so I have both of 
you. 

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You have both of us. 
Yep, one false move and I'll use

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yours. 
OK, mutually assured 

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destruction. 
I've had the same discord 

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picture for a while. 
Let's see. 

333
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You know what? 
Release it. 

334
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,600
I don't care anymore. 
You're not going to blackmail me

335
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,920
any longer? 
Yeah. 

336
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:11,360
OK. 
Yeah, I feel I'll just make the 

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episode art the shed your face. 
Yes, I love that. 

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I love me. 
You do it at least. 

339
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,120
Yeah, I like that. 
I, I I. 

340
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Dare you bet, bet I like that. 
If I do that, if I do that, I'll

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be fair and I'll do across, 
across like four way pictures 

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with all of us doing our funny 
face. 

343
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I think that's appropriate. 
I'll go down. 

344
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I'll go down with the ship. 
New server picture dropped. 

345
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Me after I see what's on the 
third page. 

346
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,360
Now look at my server profile. 
Your server. 

347
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Like my there it is my my new 
picture in in this server. 

348
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,240
Yeah, I see it. 
Yes, I love that. 

349
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I want to do mine now. 
OK, I'll upload it here real 

350
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quick. 
Yeah, yeah, post it where we all

351
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do the chatter picture. 
Where is it? 

352
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,040
And they could have a server 
profile and main profile. 

353
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:20,119
Is that a Nitro thing? 
It's not as good, but I got both

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of you guys going. 
Yes. 

355
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:33,120
The best all of Mr. Masters 
face. 

356
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,120
Just sticking my nose up there 
he goes thinking he's better 

357
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than everybody. 
Yeah, so you would have to do 

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your actual server profile. 
All right, I did it. 

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00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,040
I like. 
It my kind of looks like I'm 

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looking up at wicked. 
All right, go to the go to the 

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episode description and see what
we're looking. 

362
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,680
Yeah, if you're lost, which I 
know you are. 

363
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I'm sorry, it's OK Lenny the sex
God. 

364
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,880
Thanks for the sex God and more 
sucks for the sex God. 

365
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,880
Man, I had a terrible day at 
work yesterday. 

366
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Really. 
What happened? 

367
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,800
Here that. 
It was my fault. 

368
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So when we treat corn, we put 
what's called refuge on, and 

369
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it's a different color and it 
gets refuge and. 

370
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:31,760
So you poop on the corn? 
It's basically like sacrificial 

371
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corn is in layman's terms 
because it, it doesn't have like

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the chemicals that like deter 
pests and stuff like that. 

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Because, you know, in science, 
you know, they're going to eat 

374
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it anyway. 
So I might as well give them the

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ones that like look better, you 
know, it's that type of thing. 

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And it's a different color. 
It gets blended in and my dumb 

377
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butt forgot to turn on the 
refuge part. 

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So the entire time I was dumping
corn into the bins that had that

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didn't have the refuge in it and
I was like God damn. 

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So I had, I had to spend an 
extra like 3 hours taking out 

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all the corn, putting it back 
through my system to put the 

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refuge on it. 
And I got super behind and I was

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supposed to finish two sizes 
that day. 

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And I like at like 233, thirty 
is when we get off 230 is when I

385
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just finished the first size 
because of that. 

386
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That's. 
So I was. 

387
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Like. 
How late did you say? 

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Until 3:30 I just left. 
Yeah, I. 

389
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Just left. 
Well my my extended hours are 

390
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over now. 
They don't need me to stay as 

391
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long anymore. 
Yeah, well, there's that. 

392
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I. 
Don't know, I like, I like 

393
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getting about 10. 
I had a rough week. 

394
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,560
Sorry. 
Yeah, it was. 

395
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It was negatives over here. 
Oh. 

396
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Yeah, it was going to 
temperature by the. 

397
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Temperatures were ridiculous. 
It's crazy. 

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At the time of recording, for 
those listening in the future, 

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it's snowed in Florida. 
They're like 6 inches of snow. 

400
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Really. 
You didn't know that we're in 

401
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six inches right now. 
It's it's a devastation down 

402
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there. 
There's no plow trucks because 

403
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,360
they're like, it never snows 
here. 

404
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,440
We have the beach. 
It's always warm. 6 inches of 

405
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,560
snow Where at MF for Florida. 
Florida. 

406
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,200
Oh yeah. 
Florida. 

407
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,640
Florida's gotten slammed. 
We, we the ground. 

408
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,920
The ground here in Iowa is so 
dry that it's cracking 

409
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everywhere. 
I believe it. 

410
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,440
We really, like, I don't, I 
don't really care for moving the

411
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snow at all or dealing with it, 
but like we actually need it. 

412
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,920
I say that now. 
We're probably gonna get like 

413
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30-7 inches of snow. 
Oh yeah, don't say that. 

414
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,520
And then it's gonna come over 
East. 

415
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Like like literally I think it 
was Wednesday. 

416
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We got like a like in Williams 
they got, we got like 1/4 inch 

417
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and that's it, yeah. 
It's all we've ever, all we've 

418
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had so far this. 
That's a lot like we talked 

419
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about. 
Yeah. 

420
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And then it melts the next day 
because it's just not enough to,

421
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,760
even though it's negatives, it 
still melts because it's in the 

422
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sun. 
Sun. 

423
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Yeah, even if the sun lights 
out. 

424
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,600
But this bathroom that while 
we're at, they have the biggest 

425
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,880
tiles I've ever seen. 3 foot by 
6 foot, a single tile. 

426
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,280
Jeez. 
So it's like a, it's like a 

427
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sheet of drywall, but it's one 
huge tile. 

428
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:08,120
It's like if you put, it's like 
if you put me on the wall. 3 

429
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,000
foot wide. 
Would that would be that would 

430
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,440
be that would be I. 
Mean just like I guess, just my 

431
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shoulders. 
I don't think you're 6 foot 

432
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,640
cheddar, I think it's taller. 
Than I'm not. 

433
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,080
I'm not 6 foot. 
No, only my I didn't even know 

434
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,160
if I'm 6 foot. 
Yeah, you're only like a couple 

435
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,640
inch. 
You're like an inch taller than 

436
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,080
I am. 
Like A5, I'm like five 11510. 

437
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,280
To use a special glue for that 
like that. 

438
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,720
So we use regular mortar, and 
then we mixed it with mortar 

439
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,040
with it has epoxy in it. 
OK, So that helps. 

440
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:37,160
And you just gloop it. 
You just gloop it and glop it. 

441
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,160
That part's not the hard part. 
The hard part is Oh yeah. 

442
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,680
I'm going to cover. 
It's like 3/8. 

443
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,280
Like, what is it, 3/8 thick, 
thick boy. 

444
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,160
Yeah. 
And if you cut it wrong, it's 

445
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,680
going to like you're cutting it 
with a, with a spinning wheel 

446
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,600
and then all of a sudden crack 
and it cracks into what you're 

447
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,160
trying to trying to cut. 
So you got to cut it right. 

448
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,600
You got to score it like with 
the cut, and then you got to cut

449
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,760
it again. 
And then you got to cut it 

450
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,320
again. 
And then you go to fit it on the

451
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,880
wall and all it's somehow an 
inch shorter than what you need.

452
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,080
Yeah. 
So you gotta do everything all 

453
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,640
over again. 
I'm a firm believer in that 

454
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,600
sometimes walls and ceilings and
floors move. 

455
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,920
You measure and you know you 
measure measures wise, Cut once,

456
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,600
right? 
That's the motto. 

457
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,960
Yeah. 
I'm pretty sure that's happened 

458
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,560
several times. 
Or like there was an outlet on 

459
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,520
the left side of the of a piece 
of drywall I was hanging and all

460
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:33,400
of a sudden I go to, I cut it, I
cut it right and then somehow 

461
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,000
it's on the right side. 
What? 

462
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,200
Yeah, I'm pretty. 
Sure. 

463
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,320
I don't know what happened. 
I cut the drywall and now the 

464
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,840
outlets disappeared. 
Right. 

465
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,400
We'll just take a hammer to it. 
Yeah, you don't need it. 

466
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,640
Just see that, plug it in your 
charger, and then you'll hit 

467
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,960
electricity. 
Yeah, well, that's the fun part 

468
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,760
about drywall though. 
With drywall you just get either

469
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,120
a a Dremel or a Roto. 
Zip thing, yeah. 

470
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,400
You got your you got your bit. 
And you tack it up on the wall 

471
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,080
to where it's loose. 
Yeah. 

472
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,760
You know, you know where the 
outlet is. 

473
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,280
You know, zip around it. 
You're. 

474
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,240
Done, Yeah. 
So Speaking of drywall, I, I 

475
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,160
remember specifically last week 
when we were talking about like 

476
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,640
some kind of walling or 
whatever. 

477
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,560
I wanted to find this specific 
video because it's like one of 

478
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,880
the funniest videos that it's 
not anything like trying to be 

479
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,440
funny or there's like no talking
like jokes or whatever is 

480
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,480
literally just a guy putting up 
a like a huge slab of drywall 

481
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:35,760
looks behind him and he forgot 
his nail gun or whatever his 

482
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,920
tool behind him on the bench. 
But he was like he look back, 

483
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,160
look back at the wall, let go of
the wall, you know, 'cause it 

484
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,960
was, it was fitted. 
And he tried to run back and 

485
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:51,760
grab the tool and no started 
leaning forward and as like he 

486
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,960
was running back, it hits him 
and splits in half. 

487
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,400
I was going to say, it's like, 
that's like trust in a fart. 

488
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,200
You just don't ever do that. 
Yeah, You just set it down. 

489
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,600
No, but The thing is, The thing 
is if you're standing by it and 

490
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,680
you and you take your hands off 
it for like 30 like 1030 

491
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,200
seconds. 
It'll never move. 

492
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,240
It'll never move on just and 
then it wack and then it. 

493
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,880
Falls. 
Yeah, because it notices the 

494
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,080
shift in the air. 
Yeah, that's all it is. 

495
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,000
Just a slight air pressure. 
I don't know. 

496
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,640
It's magic. 
I think it's magic. 

497
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,480
I I just, I just think it's, I 
think it's life hating on you. 

498
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,120
Yeah, it. 
Would be that. 

499
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,520
It's just like trying to humble 
you a little bit. 

500
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,280
Yeah, maybe that's maybe that's 
a better way to look at maybe 

501
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,880
it's not him. 
Oh, it's hate. 

502
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:32,440
It's. 
Hate. 

503
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,040
I definitely need some humbling 
often. 

504
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,280
I didn't get humbled. 
I'd probably be pretty, pretty 

505
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,840
prideful. 
I think I'm hummed Super. 

506
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,600
I'm like the best person on 
earth. 

507
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,080
Or help others to be as humble 
as blows up. 

508
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,440
I'm like the most humble, so I 
don't need help with that, Kay. 

509
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:51,400
I get that. 
See now, bragging that you're 

510
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,040
the most humble doesn't make you
humble. 

511
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:58,080
But scientifically it does. 
I have a desire to measure. 

512
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,680
Humbleness. 
By the Humble Graph. 

513
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:05,040
The Humble Graph. 
Yeah, it's like the it's like 

514
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,600
the fuck around and find out 
chart. 

515
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,400
Precisely. 
No, actually it sounds a little 

516
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,200
more like the the hotness 
versus. 

517
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,640
Crazy. 
Crazy, yeah. 

518
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,080
It's exactly what it. 
Is it's just some like? 

519
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,440
She's like 8 or 9 in hotness and
she's like a like a one or two 

520
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,120
in chill. 
Then dealing with the dude 

521
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:33,360
there's. 
No way that's a woman if you if 

522
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,120
you. 
Found a a crazy hot 10 out of 

523
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,520
10. 
She's like A5 on the crazy 

524
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,720
chart. 
You found a Unicorn. 

525
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,880
We must capture her and study 
her for science. 

526
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:47,280
No doubt for science. 
Did that originate from How I 

527
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,400
Met Your Mother at the sitcom I?
Don't know. 

528
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,800
Or do they reference it? 
I think they invented it. 

529
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,080
That show invented. 
It I've only I've only ever saw 

530
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,800
it from like like a comedian 
slash talk person. 

531
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,320
I think they were referencing 
that show. 

532
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,200
I think they invented it. 
That's a good show. 

533
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,720
Classic. 
Classic. 

534
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,000
That's a, that's a penis. 
That's where that came from. 

535
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,960
Yeah, that's a penis. 
That's a penis very ahead of its

536
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,840
time. 
I miss it. 

537
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,640
It's 9:00. 
It's 8:00. 

538
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,960
Are we at? 
No, it's not. 

539
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:21,840
It's 9/9. 9. 9:00 So it was Dana
McClendon. 

540
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,000
We called this the no go zone, 
the. 

541
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,400
Guy's a lawyer. 
That makes sense. 

542
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:35,440
Yeah, a lawyer would do that, 
probably in his spare time in 

543
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,520
the office. 
I mean it's possible. 

544
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,600
I wish I had spare time in an 
office. 

545
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,960
Me too. 
Yeah, that would be nice. 

546
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,480
But no, it's negative degrees 
and I'm cutting tile outside 

547
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,920
and. 
So were you actually cutting 

548
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,280
outside? 
Can't cut it inside. 

549
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,440
Oh, because you're already in a 
house where there's people 

550
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:51,920
living. 
There. 

551
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,480
This is yeah, unfortunately. 
That's that's the one thing that

552
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,240
I really liked about the way 
that rehabbed houses. 

553
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,400
Nobody was living them generally
like, yeah, when I did, when I 

554
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,440
did service calls for houses 
that, you know, ended up being 

555
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,960
houses that we. 
Oh, those. 

556
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:06,960
Yeah. 
Yeah, there it is. 

557
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,320
That's the one houses that we 
were pretty call it. 

558
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,080
I can't think of the word not 
maintaining, but I mean, you 

559
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,320
know, we would do maintenance on
houses that were rented out. 

560
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,960
Yeah, those robots. 
That's that's how we met the one

561
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,800
mother and daughter that were 
about. 

562
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,080
The mom was somewhere around 5 
to 600 lbs. 

563
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,320
The daughter was somewhere 
around. 600. 

564
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,840
Pounds three to four, yeah, 
yeah, somewhere in that range, 

565
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,880
like I don't know it. 
Starts at 4, goes to 10 because 

566
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,840
every woman has a little bit of 
crazy. 

567
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,160
You know what, though, In my 
opinion, though, for is that 

568
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,120
that's what makes women as 
wonderful as they are. 

569
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,080
That's a little. 
Bit of threat of ever present 

570
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,000
death. 
If I say this, will she kill me?

571
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,600
Because she probably could. 
Why am I aroused right now? 

572
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,320
That's the. 
Threat of death. 

573
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,800
That makes you around? 
Yeah. 

574
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,800
Wow. 
I don't lie. 

575
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,600
Nothing turns me on. 
More than the than the thought 

576
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:08,240
of potential death. 
Like that the the fun zone. 

577
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,080
Yeah, I'll link that in the 
description too. 

578
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:16,040
This is your fun zone. 
Is funny. 

579
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,960
Oh yeah, definitely. 
That's that's that's. 

580
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,240
Crazy matrix. 
Yeah, that's what it is. 

581
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:27,160
Hot crazy matrix. 
I think I'm AI think I'm like a 

582
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,040
7 crazy. 
No. 

583
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:33,560
I would like I wouldn't 57 crazy
5 hot more more crazy than hot. 

584
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,160
Probably. 
No, no, you're like a two. 

585
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,000
You're really. 
Too hot? 

586
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:43,440
No, no, no in Crazy I. 
Say I'm AI, say I'm a solid 3 in

587
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,600
the hotness. 
No, I think cheddar. 

588
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,880
Cheddar. 
No, You're pleasant looking. 

589
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,640
I'd give you a 5. 
I'd marry the crap out of you if

590
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,680
I was. 
Joey, Joey, I Joey, I'd give you

591
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,360
a six. 
I don't think any guy's over. 

592
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,520
Upset, I respect it. 
Any guy that's not true. 

593
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,960
I don't think so. 
I don't, I don't think so. 

594
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,560
That's that's my opinion. 
It is true because that's my 

595
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,200
opinion. 
In my opinion, can be anything I

596
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,840
want it to be. 
That's not true. 

597
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,280
It's the one mutable thing in 
this world. 

598
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,520
You're married. 
That's not true. 

599
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,680
What hotness? 
No, the you're you can have any 

600
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,040
opinion you want. 
Oh yeah, I guess you're right. 

601
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,520
Well, she's not here, so she 
can't tell me that. 

602
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,120
If your opinion starts related, 
I believe that black people, you

603
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:30,440
should just not continue that 
You can't have an, you can't 

604
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,920
have an opinion that starts like
that. 

605
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,600
You can if you, if you know 
it's, it's probably works better

606
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,200
if you're black, But I don't 
know. 

607
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,080
I think we're too worried about 
offending anymore. 

608
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,400
I think people need to relax all
on all the way around. 

609
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,080
Yeah. 
Who's the guy? 

610
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,080
I watch a guy all the time. 
He's, I've never paid attention 

611
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,800
to his, what his name is, but I,
I I really like that Kristen 

612
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,840
Johnson. 
He's on, he's on Facebook and 

613
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,880
the guy's ridiculously, he's a 
black felt. 

614
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,120
He does a lot of a lot of crazy.
People do this is your fun zone.

615
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,160
Yeah, but he, he, he's, he'll 
commenting on. 

616
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,040
He's the guy that's at the 
window looking through the 

617
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,800
blinds. 
Yeah, so there's a black fellow.

618
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,040
That he my landlord again. 
No, he shaves his Musk. 

619
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,520
That Christian. 
I just said what it was. 

620
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,600
You guys never listen. 
I talk. 

621
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,680
I was doing something I'm. 
Sorry, I'll just say no, that's 

622
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,240
fine. 
I'll just, you know, the yellow.

623
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,240
Rail I was. 
In the Western Sun the other 

624
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,960
day. 
I was watching the video, I'm 

625
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,800
sorry. 
No, it's OK, I don't care. 

626
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,040
I made a funny I was making a 
funny sound board, so I had to 

627
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,160
deafen myself for a second. 
Oh. 

628
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,720
Is the part that I've referenced
in the last few UTTS. 

629
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,080
That's not true. 
That's not true. 

630
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,920
That's not true. 
It's funny to me. 

631
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,120
It could be. 
Is it funny? 

632
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,640
It's funny to me, it feels 
really late. 

633
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,240
Am I crazy? 
Is this so long? 

634
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,600
No ones ever said that to me, 
but that's really long. 

635
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,680
That's a long sound board. 
So what are we at? 

636
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,880
What are we sitting at? 
I'm like A5 Cheddar's three. 

637
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,280
You said you're a three. 
You got to go higher than that. 

638
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,280
You got to give yourself a 
little bit more than that. 

639
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,680
Bump the. 
Only numbers. 

640
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,360
Literally the only thing that 
carries me is my eye color and 

641
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:04,800
that's it. 
I. 

642
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,680
Don't think so. 
You could kill a man. 

643
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,280
You look like you could strangle
a man to death. 

644
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,120
I think all of us could. 
I have. 

645
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,840
He has. 
That's what makes you a solid 7.

646
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,360
OK. 
Hi, Danny. 

647
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,200
Only a six. 
Got a haircut, Danny? 

648
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,800
Got a haircut? 
Got that taper fade? 

649
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,440
You got the Luigi Minchi 
Monique. 

650
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:29,120
Low taper fade. 
Got a warm eyes and she faded it

651
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,480
up in. 
Yeah, boy. 

652
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,560
Link. 
On top. 

653
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,480
Yeah, boy, get it? 
Ready to be in the next Duarch? 

654
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,200
I thought you're going to be in 
the Sabrina Carpenter music 

655
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,760
video. 
Yeah, that's making my way down.

656
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,840
No. 
That's not Sabrina Carpenter. 

657
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:49,320
My own Swiss espresso. 
That's her song. 

658
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,840
That's not true. 
Wait, then who's? 

659
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:57,920
And then please, please, please 
Mother, Mother trucker. 

660
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,240
The only part I know. 
Yeah, and she's 5 foot. 

661
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,720
That's all I know. 
She's Alex sized. 

662
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,120
She's Alex sized. 
Literally that meeting would be 

663
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,080
nose to note. 
They could do butterfly kisses. 

664
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,240
And not, not not break his back 
while he's doing. 

665
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,880
It and not like having. 
Give Alex butterfly kisses. 

666
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:26,320
I blow a disc out or I gotta 
like pick him up and then it's 

667
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,600
just weird because like I'm. 
Holding him, No, it's not weird.

668
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,840
No, it's weird. 
That's. 

669
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,160
Good, that's good. 
I don't know why, but this made 

670
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,360
you saying that made me think of
this. 

671
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,600
I'm putting it into memes. 
That are you? 

672
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,520
Are you Alex and his wife? 
I'm not now. 

673
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,400
Oh. 
OK. 

674
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:51,160
I was I was making some coffee. 
Oh, it is Alex and his wife. 

675
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,040
I've said that. 
I've said that Alex is this guy 

676
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,080
for a long time. 
He does kind of. 

677
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:01,240
He does kind. 
Of look like Tyler 1 Tyler one. 

678
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,920
Have you guys seen Tyler one 
like freak out on scream? 

679
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,120
Yeah. 
That's Alex. 

680
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,000
He's known. 
He's. 

681
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,000
Losing it in Nuketown like last 
night. 

682
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,560
Yeah, we got, we got a a butts 
handed to us pretty bad last 

683
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,720
night. 
It was not not pretty. 

684
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,560
The skill based matchmaking was 
not skill based. 

685
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,640
Apparently, Call of Duty thinks 
that I'm really good at video 

686
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,920
games. 
I'm honored. 

687
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,240
I feel honored. 
And I'm glad that active. 

688
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,840
Really good. 
You know, things that I'm really

689
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,120
good at it, but I'm not, I 
swear. 

690
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,320
I went on and I played one. 
I think I played two extra 

691
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,280
matches without you guys to see 
if it would put me with the 

692
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,080
toddlers where I belong. 
It didn't. 

693
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,240
It didn't. 
It takes a few minutes to 

694
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,000
adjust. 
No, no, I turned the game off 

695
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,240
and turned it back on and went 
in and it doesn't matter. 

696
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,440
And it was like, oh hey, yeah, 
you're prestige level 5. 

697
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,200
It's not because you sank time 
into the game or anything. 

698
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,720
It must because you're really 
good. 

699
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,680
It's like my tilt death ratio is
.05. 

700
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,080
I'm not really good. 
That's a pretty bad KD. 

701
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,440
Mine's like a 1.3 I think. 
Wow, wow. 

702
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:15,199
Oh my gosh. 
Holy crap. 1.3 You looking Mr. 

703
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:18,639
Hotshot over here? 
Bang, Danny's just, yeah, 

704
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,760
Danny's just too good. 
That's why we're in all these 

705
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,000
games. 
That means you kill one man and 

706
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
shoot an arm off of every single
guy in every life in Call of 

707
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,480
Duty. 
Because I use the guns that are 

708
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:35,080
good like the XM4 and the Ames 
and the C9. 

709
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,320
Wait till the PPSH drops. 
Man, I can't wait to dump a mag 

710
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,000
into somebody. 
And is that the duck soup? 

711
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:45,679
That's the duck soup, right? 
The PPSH. 

712
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,800
That it it has I spent. 
So. 

713
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:54,320
Much time in Cold War trying to 
Max that stupid gun out to my 

714
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,880
chagrin because it was garbage 
in Cold War too. 

715
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,280
But I had gotten down to the 
last bit of the list, so I was 

716
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,560
like, I don't have much. 
I don't have much left. 

717
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,920
I just standing in this doorway 
menacingly. 

718
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:14,400
He's just standing there. 
I see his kitchen table. 

719
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,360
I mean, I wish I could. 
Imagine him smelling that. 

720
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,320
Yeah, with him on, him on my 
lap, facing away from me. 

721
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,480
I don't want to make eye 
contact. 

722
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:26,840
Yeah, I know I'd be with you. 
Cheddar, there's shadow people 

723
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,400
in your house. 
Cheddar, move out. 

724
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,440
Got to move out if. 
I move out. 

725
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:36,240
I'm going to Massachusetts. 
No, I have a queen size bed and 

726
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,520
I sleep. 
Alone. 

727
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,000
So you have room. 
Oh OK, can I invite girls over? 

728
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,040
No. 
Why not? 

729
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,280
How dare you share his bed and 
try to bring a side piece in. 

730
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,840
At least put a sock on the 
doorknob. 

731
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:54,560
There will be a sock tar, right?
Or a door knob. 

732
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:59,000
Or. 
Or a door knob Do the doorknob 

733
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,200
on the doorknob Jetter. 
Come on, door knob on the sock. 

734
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,720
It's so hard to, it's so hard to
open. 

735
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,440
There's. 
A. 

736
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,520
Holder. 
You put the. 

737
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,000
Door knob knot. 
In there. 

738
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,320
I'm just I'm going to come home 
and there's going to be a thigh 

739
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,960
high tight on on the door. 
Knob, it's just the other end. 

740
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,520
But the strange thing is you 
don't be inside. 

741
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,640
I'm trying to get dressed. 
I can't find my thigh high my 

742
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:32,720
thigh high socks. 
Just come home. 

743
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:37,320
There's like a like a trail of 
candles and rose petals up into 

744
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,600
the room and it's just me and 
thigh highs. 

745
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:41,440
I. 
Got it. 

746
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:47,760
I didn't realize you'd be home. 
Now you're recounting drink. 

747
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,160
I changed my discord profile 
picture. 

748
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,880
I saw that. 
I did as well. 

749
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,760
I saw that. 
It's amazing. 

750
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:07,640
It's just me in my chair. 
Yeah, I'm surprised you snatched

751
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,000
that. 
I. 

752
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,800
Had to snatch that. 
I was trying to get you standing

753
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,840
on the doorway. 
I can I can go. 

754
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,400
Next time. 
No, the magic is in there. 

755
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,760
OK, I'll be ready next time. 
Artificially created. 

756
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,640
Yeah, just like my AI 
girlfriend. 

757
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,160
Yeah. 
Oh, you go to Notre Dame, too? 

758
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,640
1299 a month, I bite the bullet.
I bite the bullet. 

759
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,240
I go cheapy cheap. 
It's GPT one or it's like it's 

760
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:37,440
still has typos in it. 
I have to pay 20 a month just to

761
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,520
get 2 lines of dialogue. 
Speaking of. 

762
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,680
AI girlfriends, they they did 
this thing so. 

763
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,480
I don't have an AI girlfriend. 
CES was a couple of weeks ago 

764
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,080
and that's like, well, the like 
they. 

765
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,440
Did. 
Oh yeah, new tech. 

766
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000
And like all this kind of stuff,
there's a remote control that 

767
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,200
you can literally shove up your 
butt and control it while you 

768
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,440
sit on your seat and play your. 
Video game, No, I'm not getting.

769
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,480
There is it, it goes up your 
butt and then like it like you 

770
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,760
know how in Call of Duty where 
like your controller vibrates, 

771
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,080
it's up your butt and it 
vibrates. 

772
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,760
Well, I just died, but that's. 
Not what I'm here to talk like. 

773
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,880
KB has really gone down since I 
put this in. 

774
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,240
I just died, but I feel more 
alive than I ever have. 

775
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,920
Danny, you went. 
Oh, and 54. 

776
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Oh, I need a cigarette. 

777
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,520
Don't touch me. 
I need a. 

778
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,120
Cigarette. 
You're just standing in the 

779
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,480
corner shooting at the corner. 
What's that all about? 

780
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,320
You kept cooking grenades. 
Why do you why do you have a 

781
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,560
light machine gun with extended 
mags level 2? 

782
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:43,840
There is a robot you can buy you
can attach parts to that you can

783
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,600
have. 
You can give it AI and it can 

784
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:53,280
impersonate any anybody's voice 
and how they talk and act and 

785
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,360
sound. 
You can do whatever you want 

786
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,680
with it. 
I'm banging the robot. 

787
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,640
It's only a matter of time. 
It's gonna happen. 

788
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,360
Here it's now you're telling me 
I can have a robot that acts 

789
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,560
just like Zoe J Chanel. 
Yep, with Alex's voice. 

790
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,920
Sick. 
I'll buy 2. 

791
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,600
I'll buy 2. 
I'll take 2 baby. 

792
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,200
So I just want the steam page to
look at the game of the week. 

793
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,920
Oh. 
Yeah, we haven't done that in a 

794
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,360
while. 
It's. 

795
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,440
Age of darkness final stand, 
which is a normal game, but my 

796
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,000
recommended my recommended I 
thought was really funny so I 

797
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,760
posted to me. 
It's this game called get to 

798
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,800
work and it has like the 
prominent like review like I'm 

799
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,480
which is this game sucks and I 
hate it with God as my witness, 

800
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,880
this game should not exist. 
I hate it with every fiber of my

801
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,320
being, every molecule in my 
soul. 

802
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,040
Just someone actually absolutely
hating the game. 

803
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,520
Steam's like, hey, you should 
play. 

804
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,040
This. 
I've seen. 

805
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,720
I've seen this, yeah. 
It's just funny that that's the 

806
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,880
review that. 
Review I actually I actually 

807
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:58,160
know that person or I don't know
them, but they're they're like 

808
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:02,680
AV tuber that does like. 
Her specialty is she sounds just

809
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,920
like Siri or Alexa. 
Like she's able to do like that.

810
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,960
Like perfect robotic voice. 
I'm confused. 

811
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,600
Oh yeah? 
What the heck is AV tuber? 

812
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:10,960
AV tuber? 
Yeah. 

813
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,880
Do you have a tuber? 
Virtual Tuber. 

814
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,240
So hold on virtual. 
Tuber so. 

815
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,520
Same thing that we are because 
we're virtually here right now 

816
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,600
and we're. 
On the tube. 

817
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,520
Yeah, are we we tubers? 
No. 

818
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,240
We're not tubers. 
Virtually yes. 

819
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:30,920
No, so, So what what they do is 
they always have like these 

820
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,400
either like headgear or like 
some kind of software in the 

821
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,720
camera and it like tracks their 
movements and they have like a 

822
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:41,520
3D model like on their screen to
represent them as they're like 

823
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,600
playing without doing a face 
Cam. 

824
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,000
It's I don't like it, but a lot 
of people like it. 

825
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,840
It's weird, yeah. 
And so I is it. 

826
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,920
Whatever I is it in an attempt 
to kind of. 

827
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,280
Well, it's in an attempt to keep
some. 

828
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,560
Animidity. 
That's the word. 

829
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,480
So it I'm gonna start doing it 
and it's just gonna be Hots and 

830
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,480
the Miku, but I'm not gonna 
change my voice at all. 

831
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,880
There guys just be Hots and the 
Miku here. 

832
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,600
There's people who actually do 
that. 

833
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:14,440
Like there's literally, OK, I, I
said I don't watch V tubers, but

834
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,520
I do know a lot about them and I
hate them so much because I know

835
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,640
so much about them. 
There's this guy who is 

836
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:25,600
literally Henry from Thomas the 
Tank Engine, the helicopter and 

837
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,720
he has it and he has like a 3D 
face on it and it looks really 

838
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,640
weird. 
Otherwise it's it's gooner bait 

839
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:36,640
and women like make their models
like egregious with like their 

840
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:42,120
clothing and stuff like that and
like their their assets and 

841
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,680
that's how they like draw people
in. 

842
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,400
Minus the sets. 
With good gazongas. 

843
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:56,720
Yeah. 
But no, every, every single one 

844
00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:00,760
that I run into, they act like a
like a screaming maniac and 

845
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,720
they're so annoying. 
Yeah. 

846
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,560
No, the tracks. 
I'd probably be annoyed by that.

847
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,160
I'm into it. 
I'm not. 

848
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,760
I'm AV Tuber now guys. 
I could see being, I could see 

849
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,320
being very successful. 
I mean he games well enough to 

850
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,640
where people wouldn't get sick 
and tired of watching him get 

851
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,080
annihilated so. 
I don't know about that. 

852
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,640
Be your number one donator. 
So The thing is, Joey, I'll be 

853
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,120
the person on the keyboard and 
like doing the gameplay and 

854
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,560
you'll just be the person 
talking. 

855
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,920
I just thought of that. 
I just had that idea but Alex is

856
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,160
the one raging for me while I 
play I think. 

857
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:38,040
That no, no, no. 
I'm going to quit. 

858
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,360
Playing, I can't I'm. 
Done. 

859
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,960
I hate this. 
Guy no, I might actually quit 

860
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,160
playing. 
I don't like being the 

861
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,640
complainer and I feel like I 
complain the most because I get 

862
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,000
screwed the most but. 
Just wait till once the tomb 

863
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,960
dropping the new Call of Duty 
map. 

864
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,560
Next Friday. 
We'll be gooning out in the tomb

865
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,680
together. 
Gooners for life. 

866
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,600
Yeah. 
And on the and on the the guys 

867
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,080
trip, I think we make a reality 
show out of it. 

868
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,760
That's cool. 
I love this. 

869
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:10,040
I love this Tyler one freak out.
Gooners for life. 

870
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:15,000
Gooners for life. 
Oh oh, so Cheddar had a great 

871
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,800
idea that he messaged me about. 
I did. 

872
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,480
Yeah, you what? 
Oh yeah. 

873
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,400
What did you do? 
He messaged me about our guys 

874
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,760
trip. 
More information. 

875
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,600
It would just be a good idea to 
do it like around the 

876
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,640
anniversary of our podcast. 
Which is. 

877
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:37,760
June 4th. 
That's even later. 

878
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,840
Are we? 
Wow, we're waiting till June. 

879
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,080
I thought it was in May. 
I was thinking around April, I 

880
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,000
was thinking. 
Tomorrow. 

881
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,560
I was thinking near the end of 
April. 

882
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,440
Yeah, we're leaving tomorrow, 
voice. 

883
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,400
I packed my bags 2 bottles of 
whiskey for the way. 

884
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,400
It would be beneficial for me 
for the end of April. 

885
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,000
But that's just. 
I'm only one man. 

886
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,200
He's only human. 
Yeah. 

887
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,320
And they're both. 
That's true. 

888
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,960
I'm just kidding, guys. 
He has three. 

889
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,280
Yeah, how many people know about
the other one? 

890
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,000
You gotta dig. 
Now I know you do. 

891
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,640
Is that the? 
Is that the one on your on your 

892
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,400
on your butt cheek? 
No, it's. 

893
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,920
Dang it, why does everybody know
about it? 

894
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,360
We saw your butt hole, remember 
Only. 

895
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,120
Man. 
You and Danny were having the 

896
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,320
whole. 
Point everyone. 

897
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,080
No, I was inspecting him for 
hemorrhoids. 

898
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,960
Yeah, he found him. 
He found him. 

899
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,520
Nothing wrong. 
With friends, helping friends, 

900
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,000
OK. 
Too far, too far. 

901
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,520
I can, I can do. 
I can do end of April. 

902
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,120
That's just me though, I don't 
know when everyone's available. 

903
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,640
It's a big ask. 
I'll tell you what a big ask is.

904
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:48,360
Without the Ki. 
Don't get it, guys, I said. 

905
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,480
I said. 
Ask and he said without the. 

906
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,080
K yeah, it's A. 
Funny sentence, big ask without 

907
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,360
the K. 
Oh ha ha ha ha. 

908
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,640
Get it? 
Are we starting? 

909
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,560
Yeah, we probably should. 
Probably. 

910
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,680
So end of April the the the the 
Turkey Run place. 

911
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,000
The the the are we doing Turkey 
Run? 

912
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,920
I don't. 
Know I found some pretty cool 

913
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,520
spots there. 
Well, let's, let's chase those 

914
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,680
turkeys. 
What's wrong with the Let's run 

915
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,120
with the Turkey? 
I don't I've only I only have 

916
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,800
like 1 gobble gobble. 
Mr. Master's been there more 

917
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,240
than I have and has more 
memories. 

918
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,400
I don't know if there's actually
any turkeys there I'll be honest

919
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,120
with. 
You No, I think I knew at one 

920
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,880
point in time why it was called 
Turkey Run. 

921
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,680
Yeah, there's some some really 
neat places in southern 

922
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,120
Illinois. 
All all those there's a lot of 

923
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,880
neat stuff. 
There's there's the dune, all in

924
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,080
that area covered. 
Bridges. 

925
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,240
You can go to covered bridges. 
They're haunted. 

926
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,160
There's probably a few. 
And then I'm not going I'll. 

927
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,600
Go I play phasmophobia. 
You're talking haunted tours. 

928
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,320
Nope, don't want to do it. 
I did see a funny thing in 

929
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,760
Georgia. 
As long as long as we play with 

930
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,560
the Ouija board while we're on 
the tour, no. 

931
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,760
The only way I'll come. 
No Ouija board 12 gauge. 

932
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,080
I don't want, I don't want a 
Luigi Mangione board. 

933
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,760
I will honest. 
I will honestly go looking for 

934
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,880
the supernatural. 
I'm not going to go calling it 

935
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,520
though, that's not my bad. 
I'm keeping salt on me, I'm 

936
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:16,080
putting a ring around me, 
whatever you're going to do. 

937
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,520
But I ain't involved. 
Oh dude, how? 

938
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,360
Come on. 
You've already seen how would 

939
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:28,600
you be if you insult at a demon 
possessed person and it did 

940
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,320
nothing? 
They'd just be like, are you 

941
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,080
kidding? 
And you'd be like, oh God, I'm 

942
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,520
afraid. 
Oh, I'm, oh, I'm sorry Alex, if 

943
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:38,440
I shoot you with a 12 gauge rock
salt, it's going to put you now 

944
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,200
OK, even if you're not with 
that. 

945
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,080
That would hurt. 
No, it would put me down, but a 

946
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,000
possessed person, it's not going
to you. 

947
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:46,840
Don't know that you've never 
thought it's possessed? 

948
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,520
Person. 
They'll eat it like dinner. 

949
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,560
Yes, I have. 
It depends. 

950
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,880
Yeah. 
I have now we watch the city. 

951
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,720
On the level of Demon or Alien 
I. 

952
00:46:55,720 --> 00:47:00,920
Fought in Lehigh wars, OK. 
I was. 

953
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,400
With you, in those words, I was 
with you. 

954
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,680
I was there. 
I was there. 

955
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,720
The trick is you take your shell
OK and you put the rock salt in 

956
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,840
it, but you keep the buckshot 
round in. 

957
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,960
So even if it's just a regular 
person, they're going down. 

958
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,440
You get a little mingle in that.
Salt and pepper, if you will. 

959
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,120
My grandfather fought the emus 
in Australia. 

960
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,280
There's nothing you could do to 
scare me. 

961
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,480
Yeah, really. 
Commitment. 

962
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:29,760
Or you get the little, you get 
the little. 

963
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,720
Mini shotgun rounds so you can 
you can double stag. 

964
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:37,120
Yeah. 
Do that emotionally home. 

965
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,960
I saw a fun attraction, but it's
in Georgia. 

966
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,480
But I think it'd be fun. 
I think it's called Genoa, 

967
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,280
Genoia, Georgia. 
It's Woodbury. 

968
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,160
It's Woodbury from The Walking 
Dead. 

969
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,800
It's a real town you can go to. 
It'd be fun. 

970
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,720
It'd be pretty fun that. 
'D be fun. 

971
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,920
Can I role play the governor? 
Yeah, I'm just going to get Alex

972
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,400
out there on the knees. 
I'm going to take out. 

973
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:01,360
The time, Really. 
Yeah, with an eye patch. 

974
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,320
I could see you rocking an eye 
patch. 

975
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,520
I could. 
I could rock an eye patch I 

976
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,680
think. 
I think you should make it a 

977
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,520
fashion choice. 
You know what? 

978
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:13,240
Like almost like pirates? 
Are we into a darker environment

979
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,280
now and you just switch eyes? 
I'm good. 

980
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,440
I got 1. 
Eye always ready. 

981
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,800
That's why Eddie had what Eddie?
Had. 

982
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,080
That's exactly what Eddie had. 
There's nothing wrong with my 

983
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,400
eyes. 
I just had an eye patch. 

984
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,920
On iPad most pirates just did 
that because when they went 

985
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,320
underneath the ship they need to
be able to see so they can just 

986
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,440
switch real quick. 
Dark vision always ready. 

987
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,280
That's why they did it. 
Yeah, wow. 

988
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,920
I didn't know it was a real 
reason, but yeah, interesting. 

989
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,000
Just in case they had to. 
They had to do that just. 

990
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,360
In case you know chance, it's 
telling me that the captain 

991
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,600
doesn't know the ship by like 
the back of his hand. 

992
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,360
Well, the ship's rocking and 
swaying all the time. 

993
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,840
Oh, that's neat. 
What if What if the only job 

994
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,680
you're ever good at was being a 
pirate captain, but you were 

995
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:04,360
just always see? 
You'd still hate your life and I

996
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,920
don't think you'd be good at it.
Imagine being a firefighter 

997
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,520
afraid of fire. 
Exactly. 

998
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,040
Or a cop being afraid of 
nevermind. 

999
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,920
Nevermind. 
I didn't say it. 

1000
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,040
I didn't say anything. 
You thought it. 

1001
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,200
You. 
Thought it was criminal, no. 

1002
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:24,960
Against crime. 
Crime cop afraid of crime? 

1003
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,240
No, so black Blackbeard didn't. 
Actually, his hair wasn't black,

1004
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:30,720
did you know that? 
He was a redhead. 

1005
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,040
I knew that I feel like. 
I've heard. 

1006
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,840
That and the reason why his 
nickname was Blackbeard because 

1007
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,960
would shove like smoke grenades 
he would tie him into his beard 

1008
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,040
and before he would go into into
battle he bite him off so he was

1009
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,320
just like. 
Wouldn't the smoke just get in 

1010
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,640
his face? 
No, it wasn't smoke grenades. 

1011
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,840
No, no, no. 
It was. 

1012
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,600
It was fuses, like cannon fuses.
He'd light them and let them 

1013
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,920
burn slowly so he would smoke. 
And he'd have these embers 

1014
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,280
through his beard. 
It made him look like the devil,

1015
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,440
like the British soldiers would 
crap themselves. 

1016
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,680
When he jumped on board and 
started coming at them, they're 

1017
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,560
like, oh, no, it's we're done. 
Yeah. 

1018
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,800
So like ultimate, like 
psychology. 

1019
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,640
Yeah, that's like a form of boar
paint. 

1020
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,800
Intimacy often Trump's 
experience. 

1021
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,920
That's true. 
Well, it's the same reason why, 

1022
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,160
like paratroopers in World War 
2, before D-Day, they shaved 

1023
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,240
Mohawks into their hair. 
Yeah, because like, that's just,

1024
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,920
it was so rare at that time. 
And that's what the Indians 

1025
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,200
would do before they went into 
battle. 

1026
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,800
So they shaved Mohawks and put 
war paint on and went into 

1027
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,880
battle. 
It scared the Germans. 

1028
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,120
It's it's why my home, my home 
defense strategy is I don't, I 

1029
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,920
don't even need a gun anymore. 
Yeah. 

1030
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,720
If somebody breaks into my 
house. 

1031
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,480
I just, yeah. 
Just nature. 

1032
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:43,760
Hey, so you know, and and you 
have a pair of glasses that have

1033
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,560
like red LEDs in them where your
eyes should be. 

1034
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,120
OK, there you go. 
And then when you talk, you 

1035
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,520
don't you don't breathe out. 
You breathe in instead. 

1036
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,520
So when you talk, you sound like
this. 

1037
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:57,840
You just take like this. 
I'm leaving. 

1038
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,360
Bye naked. 
I don't care what I wanted. 

1039
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,960
Like Russian or like a Russian 
wrestling the whole time too. 

1040
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:11,200
Yeah. 
Just fully naked with those 

1041
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,120
glasses on. 
Fully naked with the glasses and

1042
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,720
tube socks, no. 
One will mess with you. 

1043
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,720
What are the tube socks? 
You know what you need a You 

1044
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,760
need a. 
You need a combat backed out. 

1045
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:29,960
Too so actually painted, there's
this really cool guy I saw on 

1046
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,480
TikTok today. 
He lost his eye to cancer. 

1047
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,760
Yeah. 
You saw that too. 

1048
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,000
Yeah, a lot of. 
Guys. 

1049
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,280
His hand over his eye. 
Yeah, a lot of guys. 

1050
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,320
Yeah, this guy put like a 
flashlight into his eye. 

1051
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,000
Yeah, I've seen that. 
That's pretty. 

1052
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,680
Cool the. 
Utility. 

1053
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,120
The utility factor, you gotta 
love it. 

1054
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,520
I mean, I want one. 
Yeah. 

1055
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,600
Well, every year we're very. 
Closer to the cyberpunk era. 

1056
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,840
How about yeah, really, my eye 
and I'll do your eye. 

1057
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,960
How about if I lose my eye? 
That's what I'm doing. 

1058
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,200
I can help you lose it. 
No, holds a knife up. 

1059
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,400
I mean, I like having too. 
Yeah. 

1060
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,120
Depth perception is depth 
perception and all you. 

1061
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,680
Don't need one. 
You don't have as much depth 

1062
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,280
perception with. 
With no, you're. 

1063
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,480
Saying to drive to. 
Daredevil OK, you lose one eye 

1064
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,920
and the power that went to that,
I'll go to the other eye. 

1065
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,080
But then playing catch is still 
going to be hard. 

1066
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,240
Was the last time. 
Case I want to. 

1067
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,360
I'd rather lose. 
I'm trying to remember. 

1068
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,360
I think my left eye is a little 
better than my right eye. 

1069
00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:33,680
Or you could be like a 
hammerhead and just do like this

1070
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,680
all the time. 
Yeah, just look, look to the 

1071
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,160
side. 
I'll lose, I'll lose both my 

1072
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:43,920
eyes and just get just tell. 
Jeez, no more hanging tile for 

1073
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,640
Joey, no. 
I do it all by feel, baby, I 

1074
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:51,120
feel. 
The blind Tyler. 

1075
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,640
About a year and a half and. 
I get a feel for it. 

1076
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,880
But it'll look really good when 
I'm done probably. 

1077
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,840
I don't even use the measuring 
tape, I just run my hands along.

1078
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,840
You're supposed to be here 2 
weeks ago. 

1079
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,720
What happened? 
I got lost a lot. 

1080
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,080
I'm mine. 
I was driving. 

1081
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,880
I was driving that car. 
I'm driving. 

1082
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,320
You just stopped. 
There I was driving. 

1083
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,280
I started driving and then I had
to make it the rest on foot. 

1084
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:24,200
You just drive with your truck 
and then you've got little 

1085
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:28,000
tapping blind stick. 
So. 

1086
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,360
Funny enough, Lenny has a story 
about Lenny has a story about a 

1087
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,800
fellow, a friend that was a 
friend of his that was that was 

1088
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,400
blind and he had to he had to 
drive the car because they were 

1089
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,600
all drunk or something. 
He. 

1090
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,640
Was only, he was only legally 
blind. 

1091
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,280
Yeah, he was only legally blind,
you know, so he could still see 

1092
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,080
like shapes and colors. 
My goodness. 

1093
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,840
He did all right. 
Goodness, no, he did, and he's 

1094
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,200
blind. 
Just legally, you know. 

1095
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,640
He died at night. 
He's still alive if I remember 

1096
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,080
correctly and and Lenny, I'm 
sure Lenny can correct me later 

1097
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,600
on, but if I I think I want to 
say the cops like pulled him 

1098
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,160
over at some point or something.
I I can't remember how the whole

1099
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,600
story went, but it was a good 
story. 

1100
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,160
All I can see is just that scene
from Anchorman 2 where the like 

1101
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,400
license registry.
