1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,960 Welcome back to Deathmatch Island. 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:11,920 Good things happen to those who win. 150 contestants compete in 3 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:16,000 an ultimate battle Royale for the grand prize. 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,360 Dream big work hard. Play to win. 5 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,080 Welcome. Welcome, everyone, back to me. 6 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,920 Any podcast featuring some more Z&D? 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:38,840 We're back at it again. On some deathmatch island last 8 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:42,080 week, we had an. Interesting episode, thanks to 9 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,960 all of our brand new listeners. We hope to. 10 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,200 Hear from you from the penitentiary. 11 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:53,560 All right, Master Joe. Toll free, Yeah. 12 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,000 Welcome back to Deathmatch Island. 13 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,680 Where do you play to win? Last time contestants washed up 14 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,320 into the fishing village, someone got hit in the head with 15 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:07,800 a garbage can and they went to Whitewater and traversed the 16 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:12,040 Whitewater River and witnessed somebody get shot in the head. 17 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,880 But they got some prizes from it. 18 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,040 And now you are kind of at the middle of a crossroads with many 19 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,480 places to go. And I've been thinking about 20 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:24,080 just letting you guys see the map at this point so that I 21 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,640 don't have to describe nearly everything. 22 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,360 But you're right in the middle of a crossroads. 23 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:33,080 There's a mountain next to you. There's kind of a industrial 24 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,520 port a little ways down. You saw an approach in the 25 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,120 island earlier. There's some trees with it. 26 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,840 Looks like there's something crashed in there this kind of 27 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,320 spread apart like something ripped through there like a big 28 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:48,640 fart or something. And around a bend of a a hill or 29 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,240 something, you see a housing development area that you could 30 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,760 go to. And who was the leader from last 31 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,920 time? Rufus? 32 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,720 It is. You were the leader of last 33 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,560 event. So it is actually up to you to 34 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:05,400 decide where you want to go. Of course you could hear the 35 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,840 input of your team members, but ultimately the choice is yours 36 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,560 for this node as to where to. Go. 37 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,960 OK, that's how the game works. All right. 38 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,120 I never thought. I never thought I'd. 39 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:26,160 Be leading anything you. Shouldn't be legally Leopold 40 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:32,880 singing tunes? So, OK, so if we go to the 41 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:37,360 sanctuary from here, I mean we can make it to the playground. 42 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,960 I I bet there's plenty of stuff to do there, but. 43 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,280 I think that that's exactly where he wanted to go. 44 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,640 I mean, it seems like there'd be lots of stuff to do there. 45 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:55,240 Yeah, for oh boy. I mean, no, maybe no. 46 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,040 All right. Allegedly. 47 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,640 Right. You judge them. 48 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:05,120 So we can go, we could go to that crashed plane, but that's, 49 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,440 that might be kind of fun. See. 50 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,080 Yeah, look, plane that's been crashed. 51 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,160 Yeah, it looks like something crashed through there. 52 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,160 Yeah. Sounds like a lot of fun. 53 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,800 Yeah, pretty sweet. Do you guys think? 54 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,720 Better than the playground. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, we 55 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,160 might make it there eventually. You never know. 56 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,640 Right. I mean, the playground could be 57 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,480 the place that you find the bazooka. 58 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,120 OK. Maybe. 59 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,560 Why would there be a bazooka at the playground? 60 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,240 Kids play with. Bazookas, don't they? 61 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,440 It is deathmatch island. Yeah, see. 62 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,160 OK, well, wherever you want to take his boss. 63 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,960 Whoa. Whoa. 64 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:50,240 Whoa. I was in a courthouse, maybe a 65 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,600 courtroom. Anyway, Once Upon a time, there 66 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,280 was this lady there. She was just beautiful. 67 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,280 Oh, prosecuted attorney. And boy, could she just. 68 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,400 If. You upside down on the 69 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,200 courtroom. Anyway, there I was. 70 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:08,040 We were just arguing and I was defending a local who was, let's 71 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,480 say he said he did the stuff that was unsavory, but he he was 72 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,520 fine. He was a good old boy. 73 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,440 I have I went to his mama's house once. 74 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,240 She fixed me probably the best soul food I have ever put. 75 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:22,640 You try to attempt to shoot yourself in the in the head with 76 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:26,200 your shotgun, but the trigger clicks and it's remotely 77 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,320 disabled. Well, let me tell you something 78 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,840 about a click, fellas. There I was at the skeet 79 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:35,160 shooting Champions of 2005. I have your shotgun raised and I 80 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,760 could have swore I didn't have to load that. 81 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,840 I grabbed Rufus by the shoulders. 82 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,600 Rufus, please pick a place to go. 83 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,040 Let's yeah, let's go to the crash plane. 84 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,800 Let me tell you, it was long Trash plane. 85 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,000 Let me tell you about trash plane. 86 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,560 Hopefully we can find some cannibals here. 87 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:05,720 Let me tell you about cannibals. You boys ever been on a hog farm 88 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,560 before? I've been on a hog farm. 89 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,440 And let me tell you, some of those things will eat anything, 90 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,880 including themselves and their young. 91 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:17,320 One time my mom was fixing some car with some poke back and 92 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,800 before you know it, she just, she threw the leftovers in the 93 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,800 in the slop bucket. And I thought that was a little 94 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,520 strange because come on, there's no way these pigs would eat 95 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,840 their young. But there we did, slopping those 96 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,480 pigs and then hogs was tripping over each other. 97 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,240 Finally get to that them bits of baby pig. 98 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:38,520 And I don't think I've ever been so disturbed in my life, except 99 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,800 for maybe the time. Nobody's stopping me. 100 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,880 I'm just keep going until somebody stops me. 101 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,920 No, I just want Leopold is probably the character I wanted 102 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,800 Ellis to be in Alki Gahara, but I'm not that creative. 103 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,080 A talker. Lawyer man. 104 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,760 Lawyer man. I've thrown up a couple of times 105 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,960 by now. Yeah, So what can I do for you 106 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,640 my? Friend, the terrible injustice 107 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,320 that Joy has to walk everywhere as a proud black woman. 108 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,520 Maybe you should. Yeah, I. 109 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,560 Can walk on my own 2 feet. I think you are very capable. 110 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:13,440 But if for one moment I thought that she wanted or needed a 111 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,080 piggyback ride, I would. I would lay down and let her 112 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,960 climb upon me and I would usher her through life like the 113 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:25,000 elephants of old. Like in India back in the day. 114 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,960 Let me tell you about the elephants that used to. 115 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,640 Bring around the. Loyalty and exactly how I would 116 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,560 do it. I just he called her so wherever 117 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,440 she needed to go. OK, the plane crash. 118 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,920 All right, the plane crash. Yeah. 119 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:42,080 I always never trusted flying. I drive, that's not. 120 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,560 All right, so you guys start walking to the plane crash. 121 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,800 Leopold's talking. Some of you guys listen to him 122 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:59,320 and some of you let your eyes wander and you seem, you seem to 123 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,040 notice like, you know, cameras watching you and you kind of 124 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,480 expect that, you know, it's a game show. 125 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,000 But you do feel creepy, like creeped out that you're you're 126 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,480 being watched. But you eventually end up seeing 127 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,960 a crash site of this plane. And luckily there's not a lot of 128 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,640 people there. You don't really see anyone as 129 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,720 you Crest the hill. Let me tell you about look, my 130 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:23,080 friend, I remember one time I was in the concert with Frank 131 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,560 Sinatra that thought he's saying, look, oh, my apologies, 132 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,480 Sir, I did interrupt you and I shouldn't. 133 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,680 I do apologize. Yes, yes, a massive cargo plane 134 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:34,080 is. Just like half yourself. 135 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,680 Just tell me. Just call me out. 136 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,840 Let me know because. I didn't interrupting me. 137 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,280 Oh, I do apologize most sincerely, so get. 138 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,720 My granny, she said. Travis, you'll work too hard. 139 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,720 I rolled a giving him a piece of chicken. 140 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,560 I rolled A20. A massive cargo plane is split 141 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,560 in half across the jungle. Ravine, crates and debris litter 142 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,880 the mud below. Its tail is upright like a steel 143 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,040 tombstone. It kind of feels the air feels 144 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,640 kind of ghostly here. You can hear the metal creak and 145 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:07,280 groan like it's alive. But the the crash you could tell 146 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,120 is is very aged. It's it's clearly years old. 147 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,800 It's overgrown with weeds. The metal chassis is rusting. 148 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,560 The wide open sky above is a sense of being a a few small 149 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:25,000 individuals in a vast expanse, and as you guys go down there to 150 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,120 investigate the wreckage for yourselves, maybe you can find a 151 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,280 hidden crate or a lock box instead. 152 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,400 You see a man and a few others down there. 153 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:40,440 The the man in question is a Italian looking guy, hairy 154 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,039 chest, V-neck. Little chest. 155 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:47,200 Slick back hair. Now, so there's no need to be a 156 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,880 nepotist. That's not the right word. 157 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,200 Hold on. There is a word that is there. 158 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,920 It's not nepotism because that's the favoritism from father to 159 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,560 children. But what is the word when you 160 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,160 hate somebody not because of their race, because they're the 161 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,480 same race as you, obviously. No, he's an Italian. 162 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,080 It's the same race. It is called something else. 163 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:11,320 I cannot put my finger upon it. I'm not Italian but the man with 164 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:15,080 the in a train plane crashes Italian and the other fellow 165 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:15,960 said he hated. It. 166 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:21,440 Well, now, so there's no need for that harsh language. 167 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,120 The Italians have given us many a great things. 168 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:28,320 All right, so Mussolini, such a great idea, but. 169 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,720 Did you just? Say that gave us Olive Garden. 170 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,640 Madam, I don't mean to correct you because you are a brilliant, 171 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,400 intelligent woman, but the Italians did not create the 172 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,840 olive. Garden so. 173 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,600 I'm going to look around. Short Italian because you're 174 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,360 prejudice that's the word prejudice Let me tell you about 175 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:51,120 prejudice ladies and gentlemen, I have fought many occult cases 176 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:55,560 trying to give them anybody who needs it the help they need to 177 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,200 get away from such prejudice and racism and. 178 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,560 Nepotism. Yeah, I'm going. 179 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,840 To go fascism. As you guys cross the hill, 180 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:08,920 before you do anything, and let me just say this for a moment, 181 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,640 that when you cross the hill, you, you see this Italian guy 182 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,400 and he's got like two or three other guys with him. 183 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,280 And you, you kind of overhear him talking and he's like, yeah, 184 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,240 you know, we got a lot of followers between us. 185 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:24,000 But Ad Thorp's looking for us, you know, if we if we get killed 186 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,640 off, you know, I I think production's after us. 187 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,920 I've seen the cameras over there, the drones flying that 188 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,760 they're coming after us. They want us to join Ad Thorp or 189 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,480 we're going to get killed. You guys, maybe we should do it. 190 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:37,120 And they're kind of going back and forth as to if they should 191 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:43,640 join AD Thorp's vast alliance or if they should stay separate and 192 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,560 kind of hide. But production of the island 193 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:50,760 seems to be hunting them anyway. That seems like we have a common 194 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:54,160 enemy. It would seem like that he's got 195 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,680 he's got something in his hands, some kind of flamethrower. 196 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:03,360 The end is kind of lit and you could have him join you or you 197 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,880 could attack him and make sure that he and his numbers don't 198 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,080 join ad Thorpe because there's really no way that you can 199 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,560 guarantee that he won't join him if he doesn't, if he doesn't 200 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,840 join you guys 1st and you guys are. 201 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:21,400 We talk to him so far, I can I will convince him I'm a very. 202 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:25,240 It sounds like he he said he he has a lot of followers, which 203 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,680 means he has a lot of pole in the game. 204 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,360 So there's also that to to consider. 205 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,840 Let me tell you something about followers, fellas, and I ought 206 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,360 to know because I've got the best, the biggest number of 207 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,080 followers amongst the group so far. 208 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,400 Well, let me tell you, followers, they help us win the 209 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,440 game, essentially. That's true, it helps to have 210 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,520 followers. Can't have followers if you're 211 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,200 always following the tagline. Seems tough. 212 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,520 Cool Woods has never been spoken. 213 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,480 Let me tell you about following instead of being a follower. 214 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,720 Once you guys got to stop me, I'm going with the character. 215 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,160 He really? Keep trying to just keep 216 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:04,560 interrupting me. So hey fellas, I know all about 217 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:08,800 these cameras. I I happen to produce Hollywood 218 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:13,120 movies. I've done such wonderful films 219 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:18,000 as Home Alone. The camera kind of pauses right 220 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,600 here. So are you choosing to converse 221 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,680 with him and try to convince him? 222 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,120 Yeah. OK, then we'll open up the 223 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:30,080 contest here. Is anyone else going to be 224 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:34,160 joining him in social game? Yeah, speaking up behind him, 225 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,880 kind of make sure he has a backup. 226 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,200 I mean, do it. What are you, what are you other 227 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,800 guys thinking? Well, ultimately, he's trying to 228 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,480 convince him to join you. I am the I am the social one of 229 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,720 the group. That's true. 230 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,600 You could assist or bolster. I will, I will. 231 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,000 I will help assist. OK, Yeah. 232 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,640 Yeah, you guys are better talkers than I am, surprisingly. 233 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,200 I'm gonna bolster you guys. Yeah, but you're prettier than 234 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,760 me for sure. Oh my. 235 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:05,240 God, I know that. But can I bolster somebody? 236 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,680 I'll be glad to bolster somebody. 237 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:17,600 Me, Leopold Hoffman, lawyer, one of my friends, talking to death. 238 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,040 So you know what? You know what? 239 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,640 It's better. I'm just going to shut up for a 240 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,960 little while. How about that, fellas? 241 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:29,520 Since no, no, no camera loves. Done for a bit, no the. 242 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,480 Camera does love you, you do have the most followers. 243 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,120 I'm going to bolster Waldo, OH. Thanks there ladies. 244 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,280 For as long as I could, but I have to tell you my bolstering 245 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,960 when you lift up an ally. If you will like. 246 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,520 The men and the World War Two, you lift them up, you give them 247 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,120 strength and power to go on. That's what we need to do with 248 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,080 our friends, fellas. We've got to bolster each other 249 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:59,520 so that we can win this game and take it home once and for all in 250 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,880 the name of equality and the name of. 251 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,840 How are you? How joy? 252 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,240 How are you bolstering Waldo? Are you just giving him a slap 253 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,760 on the shoulder or? Well, I kind of bring out my 254 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:18,400 little, my little makeup like a, what are those called? 255 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,080 Like a makeup tray. Yeah. 256 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,360 You know, I kind of, I kind of touch up on his face a little 257 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:27,400 bit and put a little foundation, put a little shadow under his 258 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,920 eyes so that his eyes have more depth. 259 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,840 Wow, OK. So his eyes have a little bit 260 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,400 more depth. One moment, one moment, ma'am. 261 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,160 Which one are you bolstering? Waldo, Waldo. 262 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:46,280 OK, so the other gentleman who is also doing the social game as 263 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,560 well, the only one. I will bolster. 264 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,200 You the best way. I will bolster you the best way 265 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,080 I know how. So I will tell you that if you 266 00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:00,240 win this thing, I will quit speaking for 30 seconds. 267 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:05,240 That's all I can give you. 30 seconds. 2-2 minutes and that's 268 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:13,880 my final offer. Where I could do no MO then 45 269 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:18,960 seconds Max. Negotiating with the used car 270 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,160 dealer does. Anybody have a staple gun? 271 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,160 No. Well, the target number is 5, 272 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:29,080 OK. I will roll target. 273 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:32,040 Numbers. Make sure your advantages will 274 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,320 you'll eat both of them have D6 from your ball strings. 275 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,800 So there'll be a screen that says like 1D61-D8, you just put 276 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,520 1D6 in that box. Yes. 277 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:46,320 And that's your bolsterers name Die that they're giving you 278 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,920 what? Essentially so we do a mock off 279 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,240 so I apologize so. We had one die 6. 280 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,480 Yeah, so where it says macro options, other dice advantage, 281 00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,000 trust dice support, you just type out 1D6. 282 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,680 Oh, Oh my. Oh I just realized I did it 283 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,640 wrong last time because I put down to D6 instead of 1D6 plus 284 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,360 one D6. Well, Dang it. 285 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,680 Yeah, baby. You got a nine. 286 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,880 Waller goes first. What do you say to the fella? 287 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:21,600 That conversation? Hey, whoa, whoa, don't get any 288 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,840 closer. Who's you hold? 289 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:33,360 On my name is Waldo clerk and I I enjoy bagging groceries such 290 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:39,000 as well, you know, I see that you're Italian and Italians 291 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,800 really have the best skin nice olive complexion. 292 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:47,960 Yeah, never read Acne as a kid. No, no, not too greasy either. 293 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,800 Really really comes off nice. But you know, it's you seem like 294 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:58,560 a nice fella and and I heard that you were speaking I'll of 295 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,400 someone that I also do not like and I was wondering if maybe we 296 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:07,200 might join and share followers. Yeah, I hate that guy. 297 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,839 I don't like that guy, you know? You know he's an ex cop. 298 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,480 No, I hate pigs. You. 299 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,640 I hate pigs too. You sure he's buried in the 300 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,960 ground? Let me tell you something about 301 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,200 pigs. Oh, I'm sorry. 302 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,720 I'm sorry. He's just talking. 303 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:29,400 He's talking to Joy. The pineapple belongs on pizza. 304 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,880 They're the. Biggest. 305 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,960 Kind of. Pizza, he said. 306 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:41,280 The pineapple belongs on pizza. Oh, no, no, no, no. 307 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,680 That's a grave sin. I know. 308 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,480 We don't like that. As a person from Wisconsin from 309 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,920 Wisconsin, I think the cheese and only cheese belongs on 310 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,720 pizza. I mean, I don't mind a little 311 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,640 bit of pepperon, but it's got to be good, you know? 312 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,640 Oh. Yeah, no, I understand. 313 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,880 Don't get me started. I'm like Mama's Gabba ghoul. 314 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,000 Oh, your mother makes Gabba ghoul. 315 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,200 Oh, she. Would love joy. 316 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,120 Let me tell you something about Gabba Ghoul. 317 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,760 My Mama used to think of this Gabba ghoul that was out of 318 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,400 this. Guy talking in the background I. 319 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,960 Don't like you like you? Like to ignore him. 320 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,680 I don't like people, let them talk. 321 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,840 Here's the thing. I don't like people talking too 322 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,520 much, OK? Oh, OK, well, you really won't 323 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,800 like you won't. You will hate this one. 324 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,400 Then let me tell you something. You all gonna hate me with a 325 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,160 fiery passion. Just let me tell you something. 326 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,200 That doesn't sound good. It's. 327 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:37,360 Not even talking 1 character quirk is a talk club. 328 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:41,040 I I'm going to need a lot more convincing for me to join yous 329 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,960 guys. It's a good thing that my friend 330 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,920 Rufus is here. And all of them do. 331 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,200 You happen to have any little girls? 332 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,520 What? I don't know. 333 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,880 I don't think the thing he does. Hello. 334 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,840 I think production only lets you through if you're over 21 for 335 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,720 this game. Oh, that's somewhere. 336 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,720 Oh, he's going to be sorely upset. 337 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,800 You a ponytail in the back. Which would you come over here 338 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,520 talking to me for, huh? I just tell you all about 339 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,360 production. What do you know about it, huh? 340 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,520 You part of you, part of the crew. 341 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,800 So, well, I've produced. I've helped produce movies like 342 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:17,360 Home Alone and never seen Kids Never Ending Story. 343 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,400 Never seen it. Done the I Shrunk the Kids he's 344 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:26,720 a Godfather screen. Never seen The Sopranos. 345 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,080 Oh, you worked on The Sopranos? I wanted to and. 346 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,360 Tony Soprano, am I right? Come on. 347 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,720 Oh, man. Yeah. 348 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,480 You guys all right with me? I'll join you. 349 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,200 Seriously, That's it? Just because we've seen The 350 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,160 Sopranos? Yeah. 351 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,320 Why you worry? He worked on The Sopranos. 352 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,120 I can get by in there. Yeah, I like that. 353 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,360 Tony Soprano. He didn't. 354 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,960 He didn't take no nonsense for nobody. 355 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,280 I'm out, I mean. I'm out I. 356 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,360 Did a lot of work with Meadow Soprano. 357 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,400 I just kidding. We'll join you. 358 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,440 Hey, hey, listen production. There's some drones flying 359 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,240 around here. I think they wanted me dead, so 360 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,640 maybe I'm from. If I'm with yous guys then they 361 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,720 won't kill me, you know? I can only help. 362 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,720 I hate drones. I'm an. 363 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,160 Alchemist probably shut them down. 364 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,920 Yeah, I mean, you guys got guns, I got this flamethrower. 365 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,880 Let's let's, let's do some damage. 366 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,240 Let's kill some people. Hey but if it comes to a doll 367 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,400 I'll kill all you guys with in cold blood to win this game. 368 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,040 Oh, if it comes. Down to tell you something about 369 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:32,120 cold blood, fellas. I mean wheeze A long way away 370 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,040 from that, mind you, but you know I'll do it. 371 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:39,320 Well, I will tell you this, Sir, if you decide to kill us, I will 372 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,280 kill you and then wear your skin. 373 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:46,600 No. I mean, I'll just hang out with 374 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,160 your kids. I don't got no, I don't got no 375 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,760 kids. I don't tell you what I don't 376 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,440 really. I don't really have anybody 377 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,120 anymore. Yeah, me either. 378 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,200 I just want to. Kind of with you. 379 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,560 I just kind of want to feel like I belong somewhere, you know? 380 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,440 Yeah, me too. I'm pretty. 381 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,800 Lonely. I've signed up for so many 382 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,360 different things. I I was in the life of crime and 383 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,120 I signed up for this show and I signed up for another thing 384 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,760 called D class or something. Anyway. 385 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,360 Hey. And he shakes hands with you. 386 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,040 Name's Dino. How you doing? 387 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,720 Good to meet you. Do you know, hey, you want to go 388 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,640 get like an amaretto or something? 389 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,320 It sounds like it sounds heavenly divine. 390 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,520 It's, you know, it's Italian. I thought it like, you know. 391 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,840 You guys have any Zema at home? You think I just like things 392 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,560 that are Italian because I'm Italian? 393 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,360 Lamachello. Lamborghini. 394 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,200 Hey man, I'm telling you what. Hey, how about those guys that 395 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,960 you're breaking my. Balls, yeah. 396 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,280 How about the guys that break the strands of spaghetti before 397 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,120 they throw them in the water like idiots? 398 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,000 Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like the water. 399 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,800 Cook it. Yeah. 400 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,360 Name. Name's Do Giovannetti. 401 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,520 We got Jonesy over here. We got Vinnie to my left. 402 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,280 Vinnie said he saw something over there. 403 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,640 Why don't you go? Why don't you go check it out? 404 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,840 It's probably more gabbling. Little fellas. 405 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,400 Something about seeing something. 406 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,800 Once Upon one time, I saw something. 407 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,520 I was in this cult room. I was right in the middle of the 408 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,160 civil suit. That was quite the bond, but if 409 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,320 I do say so myself. But anyway, I look got flashed, 410 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,400 glare flashed from out the window. 411 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,320 Turned out somebody was trying to distract me so that my 412 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,120 defense would fall apart. But little did they know that 413 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,560 they don't call me the hammer of justice in the cult room for no 414 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:33,240 reason because there I was trudging on, blind as a bat, 415 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,120 eyes closed, hands raises. If I wasn't worshipping at a 416 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:37,400 touch. Yeah, I. 417 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,760 Wouldn't have defended me if my life depended. 418 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,680 On it, definitely. All right. 419 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,320 So you guys are good. I'm going to kill him for us. 420 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,760 OK. That's down the road. 421 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,280 That's down the road. It's not right now. 422 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,920 Right now, right now. I'll shake his hand. 423 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,520 I'll be buddy, buddy. But when it comes down to it, 424 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,680 I'm gonna stab him with a knife in the middle of his throat. 425 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,120 I mean, that's down the road. That's down the. 426 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,560 Road poison him. OK, I need a skin. 427 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,120 I don't know how to respond to that. 428 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,760 I mean. I want to poison. 429 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,920 I want to see what it feels like to be here. 430 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,320 I'll. Strangle him, I'll strangle him. 431 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,720 How about? That OK, OK, OK, OK. 432 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,160 Or I'll punch him in a gut, you know, real hard. 433 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240 Not so his. Heart up. 434 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,200 I don't think you can punch him that hard. 435 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,240 There's a lot. Of stomach to get through. 436 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,360 You know, when I was at the County Fair, I was, no, I was no 437 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,640 bigger than your knee, maybe a knee hard to a grass. 438 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,680 There's no way you're not bigger than I. 439 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,080 Was. Your mother died in childbirth. 440 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:39,120 And there I was spending my weekly nickel. 441 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,560 Let me tell you something, gentlemen. 442 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:49,160 The gentleman at the booth wanted to see how many of them 443 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,640 ice cream sandwiches I could eat once it was said and done. 444 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,360 You know, with 12 ice cream sandwiches down. 445 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,800 I was sick to my stomach. That was gurgling. 446 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,400 I knew something was bad was going to happen. 447 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,280 But there he did. He stuck out his hand and there 448 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,440 was another Ice Cream Sandwich she was offering me for free. 449 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,280 Yeah. Free. 450 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:11,360 Not one penny Charles Sir. And before you know it cookies 451 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:16,120 and cream colored puke for two days fellas, 2 days. 452 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,080 Let me be honest, it was possibly the worst weekend of my 453 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,200 life, but I will never forget it through the day I die. 454 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,880 So he gives, he gives her. Jonesy, he gives him my card so 455 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,120 I can add it to my roster. What? 456 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,120 What? I think he's cute. 457 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,960 Hey, thank you. I think you're pretty good, 458 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,120 pretty good looking good the. Voice could use a little work, 459 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,640 but. Easy on the eyes. 460 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,080 I see you're wet. Imagine that, getting back 461 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,520 shots. And I'm good at it too. 462 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:55,160 Don't you forget it. Whoa. 463 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,560 And we got we fund ourselves. Something about black shops, 464 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,720 gentlemen. We're all gentlemen here except 465 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,280 for you, Joy. close areas. I don't want to be too crude in 466 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:07,880 front. Of a leg no Dino gives Rufus to 467 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:12,120 Recon gear to survival gear and and you see something else in 468 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:15,320 the distance. Recon gear is what is described 469 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,280 as a walkie, talkies or comms equipment. 470 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,240 You'll need that to communicate to each other from long 471 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,520 distances, which you'll be splitting up in phase two of 472 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,720 this island, but that's later on. 473 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,480 Two more survival gear, 2 Recon gear, and you see something in 474 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,120 the distance. Shoot it. 475 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,440 Look there on the distance, fellas. 476 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:39,600 I'll see something like a pad, like a mirage in the desert. 477 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:45,000 Walks out there talking while he does it, and he 100 meters 478 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,520 beyond the cockpit of this crashed plane, a woman in a 479 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,000 jumpsuit lies face down in the grass. 480 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,560 She's dead, Shot in the back and in her arms she cradles a jury 481 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,120 rigged device with a single blinking light. 482 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,240 Jezebel. How old is she? 483 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,200 Unclear. Her face has been blown apart. 484 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,280 That's where the accent wound was. 485 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,440 That means that any age you use your imagination. 486 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,840 Yeah, yeah. She looks I'm. 487 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,400 Gonna I'll go check it out. Yeah, in her hands was a blink 488 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,520 strange jury rigged device with a single blinking light. 489 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,720 I would like to inspect said device. 490 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,440 Well, I'll tell you fellas something. 491 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,240 One time I thought device much like this with a blinking light. 492 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,360 It was actually a call ball that one of the general that one of 493 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:35,080 the people I was defending had set on the on the judges call. 494 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,880 I had to take it off because like that I told him I would. 495 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,520 Somebody knew them. No. 496 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,760 OK. It doesn't look like an 497 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,680 explosive, Leopold. There's blood splattered on it 498 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,160 from the woman, but there's no detonator. 499 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,320 It seems to be a communicating device. 500 00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,240 And for all you listening at home and for those behind the 501 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,760 curtain, wink, wink. This is what's known as a 502 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,920 redacted item, A redacted acquisition, which is a special 503 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,920 item having to do with the background inner workings of the 504 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,840 game in Deathmatch Island. Don't know what it does yet. 505 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,000 But I would like to stole said item in my pack. 506 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,160 In your butt hole. OK, you. 507 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,680 Know in my pack I pack I got AI got a pack. 508 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,960 You you rolled the highest again, and I'll tell us where 509 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,920 you want to. Go. 510 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,920 Oh well. Well, let's see. 511 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,440 So the Italian guys did join us, right? 512 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,520 Yep, they're with you now. OK. 513 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,240 Well, so I mean, we could go to the apartments. 514 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,360 What do you guys think? Apartments or the sanctuary? 515 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,960 So I say apartments. Yeah. 516 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,560 OK. Yeah. 517 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,280 All right. Let's go to the apartments then. 518 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,400 Let me tell you something about apartments, fellas. 519 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,680 Going to the apartments, it's a residential housing zone. 520 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,640 There's a dozen Brutalist concrete department blocks 521 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,640 overgrown with vegetation. There's a clearing in the center 522 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,960 area, a former park. I was bolted. 523 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,000 Holes and craters and the smell of firearm recently used. 524 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,080 A. Dead body lies slumped over a 525 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,280 fountain in the park. Wind whistles between the 526 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,600 hulking apartment buildings. Hundreds of darkened windows 527 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,840 look down from. Above, let me tell you fellas, 528 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,360 this really does take me back to my law school days. 529 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:33,080 The apartments are perfect replicas of said apartments. 530 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,480 I almost feel like home here but honestly, if I'm being truthful 531 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,560 with you, my real home. I would consider that old log 532 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,720 cabin that Mama used to cook the chicken and the biscuits and 533 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,840 collard greens and the days of y'all going back. 534 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,400 Takes me back and makes my mouth water just wishing that I was 535 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,800 there again. Tasted my mama's delicious 536 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,280 cooking every once in a while. Getting smacked with my dad's 537 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,400 razor strap because I talk too much. 538 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,800 You know, that's something I just never could get over. 539 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,280 Is this habit of talking too much? 540 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,680 No matter how much my daddy beat me, I would talk to him through 541 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,360 the beatings. There's kind of an eerie feeling 542 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,880 in the air. You don't see anyone. 543 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,920 Dino's not saying anything, and with no other recourse you start 544 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,040 entering apartment buildings and they're all pretty really picked 545 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,720 over, pretty much nothing in them at all until you enter one 546 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,200 of them. You kind of go inside the long 547 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:30,560 hallway, there's some flickering lights overhead, and you're kind 548 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,800 of clearing rooms again, seeing nothing. 549 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,560 You guys are pretty much all armed at this point I believe. 550 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,120 I think all you have weapons. Honestly do not correct. 551 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,360 Me, if I'm wrong, but as you're going through the door, as 552 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,920 you're going through the hallway, a door opens on its 553 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,640 own. You have a shotgun A. 554 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,840 Door opens on its own while you guys are strolling through the 555 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:55,000 apartment and hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't start blasting yet. 556 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,240 Let's let's see what's inside. You know, production don't get 557 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,480 tense. Don't get too tense, but 558 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,880 production likes to. How do you say, you know, it's 559 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,680 ATV show. They like to dramatize some 560 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,080 things. Let's go inside. 561 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,360 Check it out. Don't be scared. 562 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,320 No muss, no fuss, OK? There's a flickering, more 563 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,920 flickering lights inside. There's a table laid for dinner 564 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,560 with four mismatched plates, foods kind of rotten. 565 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,480 There's a woman sitting calmly beside it, wearing a contestant 566 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,640 wristband, hair matted with dust. 567 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,200 She smiles like she's been expecting you guys. 568 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,920 She's kind of old looking. She says hi. 569 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,120 Hello there. My name is Penya. 570 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,640 You're late. They said you'd come up with the 571 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,840 West airwell, but you took the east. 572 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,880 That always changes. But she gestures to the plates. 573 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,640 Sit. It's safe in here. 574 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,160 They never reshoot this part. Hello. 575 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,280 Pennenya. My name is Leopold Hoffman. 576 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:55,440 Oh no. Dear, I'm just kidding, darling, 577 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,760 I've seen your kind before. You talk too much because you're 578 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,640 nervous. I understand, I'm sorry. 579 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,200 It's a little rude to tell a stranger that they talk too 580 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,680 much. Like I understand. 581 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,280 Like my daddy telling me that when I was a kid he knew me too 582 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,720 well and now I was talking and talking even while he was giving 583 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,240 me spankings with his racist trap. 584 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,400 I just keep talking. And your dad was quite the 585 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,640 beater. He'd beat your mother, too. 586 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,480 OK. You know it. 587 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,040 Was a tough cuss. My mom was a tough cuss. 588 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,320 She beat him back. Let me tell you, Friday night 589 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,600 boxing had nothing on my house on a Friday night. 590 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,680 To be honest folks, I know a little bit about all of y'all, 591 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,960 OK? I've. 592 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,640 Seen this before? Kind of creepy. 593 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,000 A little bit. She's. 594 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,400 The Prophet. I don't know how it ends. 595 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,720 Sweetheart. But I know how it begins. 596 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,200 Tell you with something though, I've I know this game inside and 597 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,400 out and it it it sounds like y'all need some help. 598 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,720 Let me tell you a little something about help. 599 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,920 Folks. Sweetheart, sweetheart, you 600 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,680 don't need to tell me anything. I already know. 601 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,680 But listen, there's some boys coming here with guns pretty 602 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,120 soon. OK. 603 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,520 So we only have a little little bit of time. 604 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,080 Go ahead and eat your food. OK, Mama. 605 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,440 Yes, mother. Thank you ma'am. 606 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,200 I love you. I can tell you a way. 607 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,280 But this food looks like it's been out for like weeks. 608 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,680 Oh, it keeps. It keeps to eat it. 609 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,400 Eat it, dear. Go on your skin and bones. 610 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,480 You need a mother. Yes, mother, she'll beat us if 611 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,080 we don't listen. Yeah, she seems kind of crazy 612 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,400 here. Her hair, Gray hairs. 613 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,840 Been before I ain't never I've been beep before. 614 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,640 I ain't afraid of this lady. And let me tell you, I am no 615 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,640 food snob. Let me get real. 616 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,440 She's. In fact, she let those people 617 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,720 with guns all the way. Literally anything. 618 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,080 But you don't hear anything as of yet. 619 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,160 But she basically goes on to tell you that she knows there's 620 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,760 a way out of this game that you can basically win without 621 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,080 killing each other, which is ultimately what the game wants. 622 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,520 There can only be 1. Let's all eat the berries at the 623 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,920 same time. They'll stop us. 624 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,640 Yeah. Hunger Games. 625 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,440 So let me tell you about boys and berries real quick and 626 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:24,240 gentlemen. So how do you want to proceed 627 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,360 with this? You basically wanted to convince 628 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,120 her to tell her everything she knows. 629 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,400 She seems like she's stalking. Pretty cryptic. 630 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,320 Tell us everything you know. Or you can strangle her or shoot 631 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,120 her in the head. I don't know. 632 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,040 I mean, it's Death Match Island. You guys tell me how you want to 633 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,080 do it. Strangling mother. 634 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,800 I don't know, maybe I. Don't think that would be a good 635 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,800 idea. I think white folk are kind of 636 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:54,120 crazy, I believe. Agreed. 637 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,440 OK, Mother. Well, who's coming with guns? 638 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,240 Oh, I don't know. Same ones that always do I 639 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,360 guess. OK, well, how do you know so 640 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,199 much about all of us, Mother? Like I said, I've seen you all 641 00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:10,360 before. Mother, this is the first time 642 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:14,320 we've met. No, Aldo, I mean on the outside 643 00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:16,400 you don't remember. What? 644 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,480 I don't remember much. Clearly. 645 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,239 What's that? Supposed to they do wipe some of 646 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,520 your memory, but you know how it is. 647 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,520 No creepy. Game stuff. 648 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,080 So you guys will roll social game if you're just trying to 649 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,719 talk to her. OK, OK. 650 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,440 Or if you want to try to intimidate her then that would 651 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:40,480 be snake mode. Social game What's our target 652 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,639 number? Your target number is 7. 653 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,560 Is risky because there seems to be a time crunch for some 654 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,440 reason. What is? 655 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,840 What's the number I got to beat for snake in a OH? 656 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,920 Oh, I lost. Well Dang. 657 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:01,520 It I know I speak a lot, so most of the time gentlemen, but that 658 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,880 doesn't mean that I cannot at some point help out the flow of 659 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,960 things. So what will you be doing then, 660 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,960 Mr. Leopold? Let me tell you what is my 661 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,560 target number for snake mode. 7. 7. 662 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,200 Is 7 as well. All right then, yeah. 663 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,600 Yeah, it's just the I just. I clicked the. 664 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,400 I clicked the thing. Oh, there it is. 665 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,400 So man. Click that thing, dear. 666 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,680 Yes, the other one. I need to. 667 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,440 Click It looks like you succeeded. 668 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,680 Okay, okay. You remind me of my grandma. 669 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,600 And though my grandma was a wonderful cook, let me tell you 670 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,720 something. My grandma was the meanest woman 671 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,960 alive. You think my dad beat me, Madam? 672 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:49,520 My dad, it was a pillow fighter compared to my grandma who would 673 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,400 take twitches and Willow whips and beat me and tie me up in a 674 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,320 root cellar and force feed me beats every single night. 675 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,600 Oh Lord I hated that woman. Except for Sundays, when she 676 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,040 made a Sunday lunch that was enough to make me forgive. 677 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,560 One of the other two ever committed. 678 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,840 Them. Rufus and Joy, we have them 679 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,120 here. I'm currently trying to think 680 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,160 like I don't. I don't know what I would do. 681 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,160 I already seemed that I walked away. 682 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,320 Seems really weird. You could. 683 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,280 I'm kind of freaked out. I think I rolled deathmatch to 684 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:28,400 watch the hallway I guess, or hide in the stairwell or 685 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,600 something. Yeah. 686 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:34,120 I think I'll do that. I think I'll I'll just watch the 687 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,960 stairs or the entryway. OK, yeah, we'll call it a snake 688 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,920 Snake mode roll. Can't wait to fail this one. 689 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,720 You've yet to succeed a role. Yeah. 690 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,040 To Dang it. There's a fatigue. 691 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,720 I'm. Gonna just load up my gun now 692 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,720 and just shoot myself. It clicks empty. 693 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,160 God Dang it. Remotely disabled to, Dang it. 694 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,640 Rufus. What are you doing? 695 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,600 I'm going to go. I'm going to go hide in her 696 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:11,000 closet. I didn't make it. 697 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,600 OK, so. I should have probably just said 698 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,080 I was going to hide under a dress. 699 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,920 So each of you that failed mark of mark of fatigue. 700 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,320 I already did. So we'll start with Waldo. 701 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,640 Well, it is Waldo. Let me tell you something about 702 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,240 where is Waldo as as far as I know. 703 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:38,960 What a lovely set of children's books I'll do from time to time. 704 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:44,640 I was sitting at my grandma. And I just completely just I'm 705 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,080 trying to get all the information out of her, but she. 706 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,160 Says mother. She's. 707 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,520 She's quiet. She's she's giving me the cold 708 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,720 shoulder. She seems to be too cryptic. 709 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,640 Mother, stop. Go to your room. 710 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,800 She'll give her a kiss on the cheek. 711 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,720 The men are coming. They're coming to take and rape 712 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,920 and palace the whole village. We're going to rape our churches 713 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,440 and burn our women and. Burn their women. 714 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,520 I run, I run to my room and I shut the door and lock. 715 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:20,280 It and that, that's how that's how Rufus fails. 716 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,840 Waldo shuts the door in front of his face and he just bounces off 717 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:30,080 of it. Well, then we'll go with 718 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,680 Leopold, which you're talking to her and you seem to be getting 719 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,280 somewhere. Show us the scene. 720 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:41,320 The best of times where there was Sunday dinners, roasted beef 721 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,840 and lamb. Oh Lord, enough to make your 722 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,560 mouth cold even. Excuse me if you would. 723 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,720 Yes, ma'am, My apologies. Ma'am, listen, I'm cryptic as 724 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,320 hell, but I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 725 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,200 Listen. If you have information you'd 726 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,440 like to give me instead. I, I'm supposed to make you 727 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,800 really work for it, But I, I, I think this is the weirdest scene 728 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,600 I've ever done. I think, I mean, the guy just 729 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,080 hit the door and ran into the room and there's men with guns 730 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,280 coming. Listen, show this picture to 731 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,920 production at the end. You'll know when and she gives 732 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,280 you a Polaroid. It looks like freshly developed. 733 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,280 So the picture hasn't developed yet, but something Gray is 734 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,440 forming. It'll take a long time before it 735 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,120 let. Me. 736 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,240 Tell y'all something about Polaroids. 737 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,760 I do love a good Polaroid picture. 738 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,240 I tell you something about Polaroids. 739 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,240 One time I was in, I was in Birmingham, AL. 740 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,080 I was with this sweet young Dang boy. 741 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,200 The thought of her just excites me to no end. 742 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,280 But then she was saying take pictures of me like I'm like I'm 743 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,880 a model. And now I was with my Polaroid 744 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,040 camera. But anyway, that that's a 745 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,680 memory. I'll keep to myself on that. 746 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,320 So bullets start flying. Yeah. 747 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:08,240 There's a flash bang tossed into the room with Waldo and guns. 748 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,960 You kind of, you kind of start it. 749 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,960 You kind of start to have a firefight, but you guys all make 750 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,000 it out unscathed. But you have to run. 751 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,880 Leopold grabs APSG 1 sniper rifle on his way out. 752 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,160 It didn't seem to be there before, but it's there, this way 753 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,240 out of the apartment, leaving all the flickering lights and 754 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:32,480 creepy stuff in all manner of which behind you. 755 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,240 Because there anybody in our party that has an affinity for a 756 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:40,360 PSG 1 sniper rifle. I don't know if I you already, I 757 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,920 don't think I do. You already have a shotgun. 758 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,440 Yeah, I feel like I am much better. 759 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,040 Did I tell you about the time I was skiing? 760 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,840 Anyway, beside that, cool. Here don't have. 761 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,040 Joy might be a good shot. Yeah, she doesn't have a firearm 762 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,560 yet, I don't think, but that's a just. 763 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,520 Has some grenades. Just grenades. 764 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,200 Joy, would you prefer the shotgun or would you prefer the 765 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,560 sniper rifle? I'm more partial to the shotgun 766 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,040 myself, but I will let you choose because you are an 767 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,520 intelligent, strong woman, Kerry and I. 768 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,320 Live my life behind the camera. So I think I would be good with 769 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,240 the shotgun or not. Excuse me, cipher rifle. 770 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,240 I had a shotgun on the mine. As you guys are even still 771 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:26,240 talking and walking out of the apartment blocks, you hear a ear 772 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:37,560 cutting loud klaxon RIP the air. This signals the start of phase 773 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,680 two. Startled birds take to the air 774 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,640 in great flocks and then a deadly silence descends. 775 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,160 From here on out it's kill or be killed. 776 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,360 You may not support during phase two. 777 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,320 Like a challenge notes, all player characters must compete. 778 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:55,080 It's all or nothing, baby. Now that it's phase two, we'll 779 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,120 move on to the first part of phase two, which is the Scout 780 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,560 phase. In this little mini phase, 781 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,800 you'll find to reconnect with your allies, which you kind of 782 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,560 have all your allies with. You spy on the enemy alliance 783 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,600 and survey potential battlegrounds for the big 784 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,840 confrontation. The winner of this earns A1D10 785 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,040 advantage die, which they may use one string. 786 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,640 Phase 2, which would be in the third part which is battle 787 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,040 Royale, so you're wanting a scout. 788 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,520 Okay, So what do we need to do? So you'll want to kind of 789 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,240 regroup with allied teams. You kind of already did that. 790 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,400 Recon A, tour the island, you can surveil the opposing 791 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,600 alliance. You can infiltrate the other 792 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,840 side or appeal to humanity. See if you can, you know, talk 793 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,360 one-on-one with AB Thorpe because he's kind of the only 794 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,320 other alliance right now other than small little pockets. 795 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:51,000 You remember what was her name? The other girl at the fishing 796 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,760 village. Oh yes, yes, I remember her. 797 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,320 Cher or whatever. He had nice skin. 798 00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:01,560 She did have nice skin so you can appeal to her to join you. 799 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,480 You can talk to AB Thorpe, you can infiltrate AB Thorpes, you 800 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:10,920 can try to basically get into position to kill AB Thorp, cut 801 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:14,160 the head of the snake, kind of surveil what they're doing. 802 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,360 But it's each one of you. You do your own thing. 803 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:21,040 Phase two, you split up. OK, let's all start. 804 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,720 What you just said, we made-up. We made-up together. 805 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,680 You're together right now, but once the klaxon sounds, you all 806 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:32,280 scattered. And some of you do have walkie 807 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,000 talkies, so you can still talk to each other, but this is for 808 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,480 the greater good. Joy's at the top here of the 809 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,960 character sheets. What it what are you thinking 810 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,640 you want to do? Because the Phase 2 is starting 811 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,040 everyone's scouting, and then eventually someone's going to 812 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,920 bring the hammer down and start killing everybody. 813 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,680 What do you want to do to prepare for something like that 814 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,600 to happen? You know, there's alliances on 815 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,560 the island, the big ones. AB Thorpe. 816 00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,920 I got a sore nose like Julie or something like that. 817 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:02,120 I don't know why that's. Like that was. 818 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:07,680 It I think I'm gonna try to climb like a mountain or a hill 819 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,240 and try to like sit on it with my sniper rifle. 820 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,800 You do have a sniper rifle, yeah. 821 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,640 Yeah. I'd be pretty sick. 822 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:18,200 I'd be pretty sick, but not. I'm not like picking people off. 823 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,840 I'm like trying to like. Observe them. 824 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,360 Yeah, you just watch them. Yeah, let's see. 825 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,240 What I actually like to do is I would actually like to, if it 826 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,880 comes down to it, I would actually like to start sniping 827 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,080 people that seem aggressive. Yes, makes sense. 828 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,120 If you're going to hill, the highest point in the island is 829 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,160 the radio mast. I could probably make my way 830 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,840 there. Or kind of outside sanctuary, 831 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,040 there's a there's a hill. Or the lighthouse. 832 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,360 Quincy. That was her name. 833 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,920 Man that was annoying me. I'm sorry, what was the second 834 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,040 area you said? Kind of by sanctuary. 835 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,000 The Hill. Probably the playground. 836 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,320 There's no one at the playground. 837 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,320 There might be. We haven't been there. 838 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,840 There's not not in phase two. There's not. 839 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,080 No, I think I would like to make my way over to the radial mask. 840 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:09,360 OK, I'm athletic enough. Yeah, you see some people on 841 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,640 your run there. Everyone seems to be moving with 842 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:18,520 purpose, not really killing yet. Before she leaves, Joy, you dark 843 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,960 skinned goddess, I wish you all the luck and I hope you win. 844 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,120 Even above myself, I hope you win. 845 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,840 Let's be thanked. Let's be fair, I'm a Poly man. 846 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,280 I'm not well in hell. I'm probably not going to win 847 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,200 this thing, but if anybody does besides me, I hope it's you. 848 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,600 I do believe and feel that we have become friends. 849 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:45,280 You know you, you see my, you see my and I hand you my 850 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:51,320 business card. Thank you if if by some lucky 851 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,360 chance we both make it out of here, I will look you up and I 852 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,520 will get ripped as a as a kids these days they. 853 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,560 You know what? Each of you mark one trust with 854 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,840 each other. Heck yeah. 855 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,560 You're welcome. The one time I'm talking paid 856 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,720 off. Nice. 857 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,400 OK, so she's doing that. Leopold. 858 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,400 What? What are you thinking? 859 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,680 And as I said, I'm more of a rotund man. 860 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:27,600 I don't do well. I I'm not good at running, no at 861 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,960 hiding. So I think I will go off beyond 862 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,920 the playground to the lighthouse. 863 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,160 OK. And that way I can hide out away 864 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,640 from everybody, probably only has one stairwell, which will be 865 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,360 pretty easily guarded with a shotgun should anyone come to 866 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,920 kill me. And worse comes to worse, I, as 867 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,880 I said, I'm a Portland man. I'm a rather buoyant man. 868 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,560 I could just jump into the ocean and kind of float around to a 869 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,360 better part of the island. If you're if you're jumping from 870 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,440 the lighthouse, make sure you bring like a rock or something 871 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,360 to break the water tension. I'll be sure to do that thing. 872 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,120 I've been Cliff diving sometimes. 873 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,840 OK, so you're positioning yourself over at the lighthouse, 874 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,800 Rufus, you're going to the playground. 875 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,800 Kind of goes without saying. Yeah. 876 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,120 You see, there's nobody there. Somebody's underwear kind of on 877 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,840 one of the obstacles. Oh. 878 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,080 Fighty tighties they're. Kind of. 879 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,920 They're too holy. Freshly bought. 880 00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:40,560 So actually I would like to, I'd like to go and approach the 881 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,960 leader. I would find him. 882 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,000 OK. Are you talking about Abthor? 883 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,440 Yeah. Abthor. 884 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,200 I am Epcor. Oh, you saying the leader, 885 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,840 Agamemnon, that's who you're approaching you. 886 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,440 Can't like some labs. I ought to tell you the. 887 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,560 Leader is Cosmin Gold I'm. Going to go talk to Colonel 888 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,840 Sanders and tell him not to serve you anymore. 889 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,280 Yeah, that's what I thought all. Right. 890 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,120 So you're looking for AB Thorpe Waldo? 891 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,600 What are you doing? I'm looking for the pretty lady 892 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,840 with the pretty skin. Joy. 893 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,320 No, her skin is on. Her skin is unclean. 894 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,800 Unclean. What makes it unclean although? 895 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,360 The tattoo. Oh, OK. 896 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,640 So you're looking for Quincy kind of that secondary alliance? 897 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,120 Yes. You find her. 898 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,520 Hey please lady. Hello. 899 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,760 Hi. I want to I kind of want to 900 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,640 break this game. I don't like it. 901 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,400 OK. I need to tear. 902 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,440 We need to tear this thing up from the inside out. 903 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:51,120 Let's burn it from the ground. Yeah, but at first I think we 904 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,160 need to kill Abthorpe because he's trying to kill me. 905 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,320 I got kids. Here. 906 00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:00,480 Oh, OK. So you're partnering up with 907 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,480 Quincy? Yeah, just hope Mother approves 908 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:07,160 of her. She's over at Sanctuary, ad 909 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,360 Thorpe is at the house in the middle of the island. 910 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,200 And then it's never really clear. 911 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,880 There's supposed to be a role for scout phase, but rolling 912 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,040 against what? I don't know. 913 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:23,080 All of you just roll for whatever, whatever thing you're 914 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,200 doing, whether it's social game, snake, snake mode, challenge 915 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,280 beast. What's the? 916 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:31,920 What's the target number? So let's just see who rolls the 917 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,000 highest and then you'll get an advantage. 918 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,440 The book never really specified. Well, that mean? 919 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:48,400 Not gonna do anything. Leopold Leopold the bull will 920 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,720 have you roll snake mode for this. 921 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,240 Yes, hiding over by lighthouse. Basically that's a real 922 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:59,040 challenge beast because I'm like running to the radio mast and 923 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,960 like climbing it. But I'll take a mine. 924 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,560 What did you roll all snake mode? 925 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,440 No, it's more. Snake OK. 926 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,160 So that looks like my. My stuff is being a little slow, 927 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,160 but I'm. Going to roll for you just. 928 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,240 No, I just got a cold up, so I just got it. 929 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,840 OK, OK, OK, Snake. Mode, you said? 930 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,040 Snake mode, yes. Mother says I'm going to press 931 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,880 150 different 7 lint buttons. I rolled A10. 932 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:34,240 OK, OK, OK, OK. You're over by Lighthouse and 933 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:41,360 you see some guys approaching you and they have a truck. 934 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:45,120 Actually, it's one guy. One guy has a truck and he 935 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,800 drives by and you go shoot him in the head, leaving the truck 936 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,960 in perfect condition and now it's yours. 937 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:55,840 Which will give you a. 1D10 advantage going forward. 938 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,960 Just in general or? Just in general, yeah. 939 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,200 I mean, you have to use it somehow in the encounter, but 940 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,320 yeah. All right, so that's part. 941 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,920 Of Phase 2. Lighthouse and I cover it and 942 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,240 kind of like some driftwood and seaweed so it kind of blends in 943 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,040 and nobody sees it from a fall. OK. 944 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,040 The next part of this is scramble. 945 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,520 Competitors move to seize control of the chaos as threats 946 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,440 and betrayals are revealed. Each competitor player must 947 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,480 choose to either defend against the threat or seize control. 948 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,960 The winner of the Seas contest chooses both a capability for 949 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,280 the battle Royale and decides the fate of those present. 950 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:38,640 OK, so we got Joy. Who are you looking for up 951 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,280 there? People are starting to kill each 952 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,040 other. Oh geez. 953 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,800 We're murdering everybody. I guess so. 954 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:50,560 I'm looking for those Italian guys and I kind of want to give 955 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,960 them like Overwatch if I can. OK, Overwatch from your and it's 956 00:51:54,960 --> 00:52:00,920 though you see that Abthorpe is establishing basically a dragnet 957 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,360 of the island with all those guys kind of sweeping the entire 958 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,640 island and picking off everybody. 959 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,200 Do I have a? Do I have a clean shot at 960 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,360 Abthorpe? Is that is that who you're 961 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,240 looking for? Yeah, so I can just make them. 962 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,640 He's over in the house area. That'd be that'd be a long shot. 963 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,520 That would be a long shot. Never mind. 964 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,560 I mean, maybe it's possible, Leopold, it sounds like you're 965 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,600 all the way over at the lighthouse and you you either 966 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,880 defend or seize. So I think we're each going to 967 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,240 do. I'm sorry, what would happen to 968 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,800 you last defended? You'd have to move from your 969 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,120 position, essentially, but yeah, it sounds like you're just 970 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,520 defending from where you're at. Joy tells you over the radio 971 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:50,080 that there's guys moving in huge quantities, dragnetting the 972 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,720 whole island, but you're kind of on a peninsula, so they'll have 973 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:55,960 to come out. To you I choose defense, but I 974 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,080 would like to search my lighthouse in case there are 975 00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:02,400 many any miscellaneous weapons or things of that nature that 976 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,280 could be close by. But give me an extra edge 977 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,720 instead of just a shotgun. It's not offensive. 978 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,720 I'll get back to you on that. OK? 979 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:14,280 Rufus, what you want to do? I'm trying to find out. 980 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,840 Basically, defend or seize. But yeah, I guess now that you 981 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,360 found him, you want to try to talk to him, man to man. 982 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,920 I do social game, OK. And then Waldo, you're with 983 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,200 Quincy. And where'd I say that was in 984 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,640 Sanctuary? Yeah. 985 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,200 And Sanctuary is now under attack. 986 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,600 Oh no. CB so you'd be defending. 987 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,360 No. No, you have the Italians with 988 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,480 you though. I'm running. 989 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,560 You're running? Yeah, running away. 990 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:50,800 I quit. I guess you. 991 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:52,680 No, I'm kidding. I have. 992 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:53,760 This. Beast I have. 993 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,800 I have this attractive lady with me and the Italian. 994 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,360 OK. We'll start with. 995 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,200 Where's the attack coming? Where's the attack coming from? 996 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:12,320 Kind of by the southeast area. Southeast so by the blinking 997 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,760 light. Yeah, yeah. 998 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,120 No. We'll start with Joy on radio 999 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,320 mass. And you think you might have a 1000 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,480 shot at Abthorpe. It's very far. 1001 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,040 Crank up the danger level for this. 1002 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,080 Actually, I'm actually going to set up some booby traps with my 1003 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,680 grenades. Booby. 1004 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:37,600 Like going up the stairs of the radio mass? 1005 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,600 I'm assuming they're stairs. Or did I like physically climb 1006 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,920 it? There's some stairs on the 1007 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,920 ladder, yeah. OK, I want to set up like trip 1008 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,760 wires. The grenades. 1009 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:54,120 Yeah, with the grenades. Yeah, you have survival gear. 1010 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,600 Yeah. I think, yeah, you can use like 1011 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,920 tent wires from the survival gear and do that. 1012 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,240 Yeah. Yeah. 1013 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,240 OK. So you're defending your 1014 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,440 position now? Yeah. 1015 00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,360 OK. Would you want that? 1016 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,200 To be I, I also radio to everyone saying do not come up 1017 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,560 the radio mast. You want me to come to the 1018 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,440 radio? Miss. 1019 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,600 OK. So I'm thinking at which one 1020 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,520 that would be. This would probably be probably 1021 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,320 be challenge based honestly. You're not really actively 1022 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,960 shooting them. Right. 1023 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,280 It's kind of a challenge, like tying the tripwires before they 1024 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,000 get to you. All right. 1025 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,240 Injury level 5 plus. You're 5 plus. 1026 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,480 Thank you. Oh crap. 1027 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,680 Oh. No. 1028 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:49,520 I have not rolled above a nine. That is true with your trip 1029 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,400 wires though. I'd say that gives you D6 1030 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,200 advantage. You could do a toy. 1031 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,040 No D8. I know you can do it. 1032 00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,480 Hopefully you covered them right, the twigs. 1033 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,680 You. Did I actually won something, 1034 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,280 guys? How's it go? 1035 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,000 How's this go? Tell us how it went so. 1036 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:12,600 What I'm going to do is it's going to be at like the like you 1037 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,240 know, like radial mass, you know, it kind of like circles 1038 00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,800 it. So there would be like 1039 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,600 platforms. So at the bottom step of each 1040 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:24,040 platform, well kind of like going like 1/4 down and then 1041 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,320 like halfway up I place one of the trip wires and it's like 1042 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,680 connected to the pin of the grenade. 1043 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,280 And then once it and I have it glued to the side of the thing 1044 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:38,040 so that it doesn't fall so that when it trips it just blows up. 1045 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,760 Nice. Yeah. 1046 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,280 So would I unmark both of my hand grenades then because I 1047 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,960 don't have them anymore? Just one. 1048 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,240 OK, not only is the defense thing, but it's also like an 1049 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:51,520 alarm that like someone or like a group of people are coming up. 1050 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,960 Yeah, exactly. Awesome. 1051 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,400 Yes, move on to Leopold. You're defending your 1052 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,000 lighthouse. Yes, Sir. 1053 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,520 Are you moving? I'm defending. 1054 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,280 OK. And since I am defending Sir, I 1055 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,320 am. I actually have it set up just 1056 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,640 nicely within range of my shotgun. 1057 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:16,280 So and I have it set up. So I siphoned a little gas out 1058 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,520 of the out of the gas tank. And let me tell you about 1059 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,360 siphoning something. When I was a kid, my dad used to 1060 00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,320 have me siphon beside the point. Beyond that, anyway, I'm 1061 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:31,640 siphoning out of the gas tank and with a little trail of 1062 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:36,480 gasoline and that comes a little bit in the dull leading straight 1063 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:40,200 up to the gas tank so I can shoot it and light it on fire 1064 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,440 and it'll go and blow up if it becomes too heavy of a job for 1065 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,800 me to defend my lighthouse without it, it's like a last 1066 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:52,920 stand type of situation. All right, so we'll roll 1067 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,600 deathmatch for that. Oh good, Something I'm not good 1068 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,920 at. Do I get a 1.10 advantage with 1069 00:57:58,920 --> 00:57:59,920 it? You do. 1070 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,960 Would that be on the other dice or macro? 1071 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,520 Chatter. OK. 1072 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,800 It'd be the macro option right when it says other. 1073 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:13,640 Yeah, when it says, when it says macro options, you type in one D 1074 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:17,400 10 and that's it. All right, the production roll 1075 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,960 is a measly 6 somehow, so you succeeded. 1076 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,920 Tell us, how did I have to blow up my truck to succeed? 1077 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,360 You tell me. There I was. 1078 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,080 These gentlemen were coming up the stairs and I said, you're 1079 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,360 not taking my lighthouse, boys, I am the keeper. 1080 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,280 And let me tell you about keepers. 1081 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:42,680 There I was one day working with bees on my uncle. 1082 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,440 Do I stop the shooting? But I I kept talking, unfazed by 1083 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,400 their bullets. They were whizzing by my head, 1084 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,600 but I. Kept whizzing bad. 1085 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:56,520 Beekeeping business. And there I was, gentlemen in my 1086 00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,320 beekeeper's uniform, and the bees were swarming. 1087 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,680 And on next a Hornets came from the trees and they were 1088 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,920 swarming, but I would not be the turd. 1089 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,280 I was going to wrangle those bees and those corners. 1090 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,960 Next thing they kept shooting until they were out of bullets 1091 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,960 and realized they did not even hit me. 1092 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,440 And then the funniest thing happened actually, they turned 1093 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,600 the guns on themselves and said we only have one bullet left. 1094 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,040 So they turned the guns on themselves and fired, killing 1095 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:28,240 themselves and a painting. And you know, I don't, I don't 1096 00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,760 understand. But without a single shot or 1097 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:35,040 having to blow up my beautiful truck, I defended my lighthouse 1098 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:38,120 successfully. Yeah, how do? 1099 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,640 We talk about the fence, gentlemen, while I have your 1100 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:45,040 attention. Rufus. 1101 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,640 Yeah. You're talking AD for it. 1102 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:51,000 Yeah. So the plan is try to trick him. 1103 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,400 OK, so that sounds like a snake mode dad. 1104 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,200 Yeah, I'll be doing a snake mode, yeah. 1105 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,520 OK. Using any advantages or 1106 01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,680 acquisitions? No, I really, I really don't 1107 01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:13,600 have wait small luxuries. Actually, yes, I want to offer 1108 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,880 him or offer him some cigarettes or booze or something that I 1109 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,000 have. Yeah. 1110 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,480 As I'm coming up like as a PR. There's a little flask you got. 1111 01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,040 Yeah, I think that is what it was. 1112 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,400 Yeah, Okay, I will do that then. Give. 1113 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,640 Me A. Target number, yeah. 1114 01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,360 All right, for Snake Rd. Oh, right. 1115 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:42,760 Sickus. 1/6 Oh, I love sickus. Your DM is rolling net ones. 1116 01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,320 Not against me, but I still passed. 1117 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,280 Yeah, I'm glad you did. I'm happy for you. 1118 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:54,200 Yeah, I want to blow myself up. Does that? 1119 01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,960 Does that had a one die 6? I think you would have died, 1120 01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,360 yeah. Does that had a one die 6? 1121 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 1122 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. 1123 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:08,840 Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. 1124 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,240 Yeah, baby. All right. 1125 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:18,080 So I walk up to it and I said, AB Thor, Thorbie, baby, let me 1126 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,840 let me let me explain to you, You're not doing this right. 1127 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,200 You're just killing people left and right. 1128 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,680 The cameras aren't liking it. I tell you. 1129 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,880 I got the the cameras on my side with me. 1130 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:33,960 No, I'm telling you. Yeah, they yeah, but they're not 1131 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,160 liking all this carnage and blood. 1132 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,880 It's, it's out the door, baby, I'm telling you. 1133 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,560 They're not. No, no, nobody likes blood and 1134 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,600 gore anymore. I I'm surprised that somebody 1135 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,960 is, you know, as important and and sharp as you doesn't didn't 1136 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,200 know that, but the kids. OK, Fortnite. 1137 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,120 I thought they love violence too. 1138 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,520 Fortnite. You mean Fortnite? 1139 01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:01,040 It's gone. Like that's over with as of 1140 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,840 yesterday. What? 1141 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,120 Hell. Yeah. 1142 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:07,600 I'm telling you, I'm irrelevant. It's no. 1143 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,320 No, you are right now. But I'm here to help you, baby. 1144 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:14,080 I'm here for you. Oh, OK. 1145 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:18,000 I've been a visual effects producer my entire life, baby. 1146 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:23,080 I'll show you the way to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know where 1147 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,320 this is going. OK, You do. 1148 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,840 Yeah. You're going to use your special 1149 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,000 effects to make it look like I kill everybody. 1150 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,400 Well, no. Well, I mean, so some of that, 1151 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,040 yes, but I'm telling you what people are looking for nowadays 1152 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,160 is a love affair. A love affair, really say yeah, 1153 01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,160 that's what draws people in with. 1154 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,880 Quincy really. I guess so I guess I could. 1155 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,440 No, with Jerome over there. That's what really gets me going 1156 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:54,880 nowadays. Jerome. 1157 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:59,120 Yeah, Jerome. I need to add into my raft. 1158 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,120 It's like my third in command. What I wouldn't, yeah. 1159 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,560 And you have to say the phrase I just can't quit you. 1160 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,760 It's a forbidden love. Oh, I wish I could quit you. 1161 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:18,880 I I feel a little uncomfortable, you know, but it's, it's acting, 1162 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,000 baby. It's acting. 1163 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,080 It's none of it's real. See, when you kiss him, it's not 1164 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,240 really him. Yeah, when when you kiss him, 1165 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,720 it's not really him. It's a dog. 1166 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,840 Oh, so you got a dog? For me to kiss then, yeah. 1167 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:37,200 But see, the dog doesn't care, so it's perfect and I case it. 1168 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:44,200 It'll be just OK, little girl. What? 1169 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,920 What? He looks back. 1170 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,600 Huh. What record scratcher Holy. 1171 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:53,920 Crap. Never. 1172 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,560 Never mind, Bobby. Never mind. 1173 01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:59,120 OK, it's Hollywood talk. Hey, Jerome. 1174 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,200 And he, he dips him like like a ballerina. 1175 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:14,240 I just can't quit you. He kisses him aggressively. 1176 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:18,800 There's no fashion in it. There's two burly dudes. 1177 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,920 Now, gentle, gentle. You got to be gentle. 1178 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,000 Don't hurt him. Love him. 1179 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,560 You've always, you've always loved him, all right. 1180 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,360 And you wish you could have his babies. 1181 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,440 I feel Jerome's beard. No, no, it's a dog. 1182 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,440 What the heck? So is that all you're doing and 1183 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,640 just leaving? Yeah, he's distracted. 1184 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:51,040 Now we can. Kill him afterwards. 1185 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,200 Followers go up or down from that. 1186 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:58,120 Joy, now hit it. Oh, shake him down. 1187 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:03,240 His walkies going off like. After we need you right now, 1188 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,400 what do? We. 1189 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:11,120 Do. Joy is just watching this 1190 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,880 through her scope and he's like, she's like. 1191 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,080 Holy. Crap, I didn't know Rukus had 1192 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,960 that silver tongue. Yeah, sometimes. 1193 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:26,880 You know. All right, that was weird. 1194 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:31,760 That was. You know, it's like a choose 1195 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:37,520 your own adventure book. It sure is sanctuaries being 1196 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,160 attacked on all sides. No, I thought you said it was 1197 01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:43,680 coming from the southeast. It's all sides now, really. 1198 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,160 They threw molotovs and the place is on fire. 1199 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:49,920 And primarily the southeast, yes, but you see some up on the 1200 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:53,080 hill to the east, and there's a few stragglers on that. 1201 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:56,520 A few stragglers, yeah, But yeah, primarily towards the 1202 01:05:56,520 --> 01:06:01,280 southeast. OK, well I have the Italians 1203 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,600 would be correct. Yeah, they'll give you AD ten 1204 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,960 advantage. And I also have the hot lady, 1205 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,920 right? Quincy, she's kind of doing her 1206 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,760 own thing, but yeah. John Quincy. 1207 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,600 She said she was joining us, remember? 1208 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,920 Yeah, you know, part of a mass battle, basically. 1209 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,720 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should have her shoot from. 1210 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,560 Shooting your way out? Well, most. 1211 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,840 Attack. Who absorbs guys? 1212 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,360 Absorb abdorb OK. Yeah, they all got a similar 1213 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:35,320 risk armband, but you guys are kind of making quick work of 1214 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:39,160 them and you do have the leader of this other small alliance 1215 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,600 right in front of you unsuspecting. 1216 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,280 What do you mean? You could kill Quincy right now 1217 01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,200 in the heat of battle and no one would ever know that it was you. 1218 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,800 Well. I'm going to kill Quincy. 1219 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:50,480 She's helping us. But she's got another alliance 1220 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,880 and at the end of the day there can only be 1 winner. 1221 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,760 Well, she's a part of our alliance. 1222 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,040 I mean, I'm, I'm kind of the leader of this alliance right 1223 01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:03,560 now. Yeah, she she does want to do. 1224 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,880 You've heard her say she just wants to make it home to her 1225 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,480 kids. Seems like right. 1226 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:09,160 She'll she'll do whatever she has to. 1227 01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,840 She'll want to try to break the game, but. 1228 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:16,160 Whatever she has to, huh? Essentially, yeah. 1229 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,760 And she's got nice skin. Just giving you the option. 1230 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,400 Beautiful alabaster. OK, OK. 1231 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,960 And do we see anything that's going on? 1232 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:33,160 Like is this is the things being televised? 1233 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:38,720 What's going on with the with the Rufus, with their leader? 1234 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:44,280 Do they see that he's kissing? They're radioing into. 1235 01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,640 Are they being demoralized at this moment? 1236 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,600 There's kind of a lull in the battle as they're shooting and 1237 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,080 then they stop and then they all listen to their headphones and 1238 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,120 it's like, did he just say I can't quit you? 1239 01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:02,280 What happening do do Rufus and I have radios? 1240 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,600 To talk to each other, yeah. Yeah. 1241 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,560 OK. So I stand up in the middle of 1242 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:13,880 the fight, hold it using this communication device. 1243 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:18,040 I have been told that you're leaders kissing another leader 1244 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:21,000 or more followers. What? 1245 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,800 Passionately. Passionately so to get. 1246 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,200 Going that way to. Get more followers. 1247 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,399 You have to kiss your fellow comrades. 1248 01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:33,439 It's the only way. That's the only way to get more 1249 01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,560 followers. The only thing more kids. 1250 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,880 You'd snake you. It's trending right now. 1251 01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:44,760 Hashtag kissing a guy. Yeah, I deliver a social game. 1252 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,399 Yeah, I'm. Trying to convince them all to 1253 01:08:46,399 --> 01:08:49,880 kiss each other. Yeah, you do. 1254 01:08:50,439 --> 01:09:02,080 So you happen to a different demographic. 8 and 11, Dang, 1255 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,200 that's a roll. Higher than. 1256 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:07,399 The five, you got a DK. So. 1257 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:11,760 So my situation should bolster. You have AD ten advantage and 1258 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:15,920 then sulfur games at D8 right? Yeah. 1259 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,800 That is a pretty good chance my situation should be bolstering 1260 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,120 him. I got it started with their 1261 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:26,760 leader, just saying. You could choose to have that, 1262 01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:28,600 but mark. Mark down trust. 1263 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:32,880 So I get a 1D10. Oh, I had I had a funny idea to 1264 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,319 bolster him, but I don't have a trust point with Dan now I'll. 1265 01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:40,319 Dang it, you'll get a chance to get more after this. 1266 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:41,120 You ready Here? We. 1267 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:47,600 Go. Here goes nothing go. 1268 01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:56,600 On goodness, all right. So yeah, they start kissing each 1269 01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:00,280 other and. More time, more time. 1270 01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,080 Big role. Be kind of funny and they're 1271 01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:11,080 like no, no, no, no, no. No, that's gay. 1272 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:14,160 I don't know. I mean, I haven't pissed anyone 1273 01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:17,760 in a while though. I we start shooting them as 1274 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:23,600 they're kissing. Yeah, Dino has. 1275 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,680 No, he's not Privy to this strategy at all. 1276 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:31,400 He's just murdering. Well, yeah, they're all, they're 1277 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:33,400 all kissing each other and we're walking up and just shooting 1278 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,680 them. Die you and. 1279 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,120 Then I say, whoa, you can't say that. 1280 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:42,600 You can't say that. Oh, we can't say anymore. 1281 01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:45,520 No, no, unless you are one. If you are one, you can say it 1282 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:46,960 but. Can I hear? 1283 01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:51,840 Something on the radio saying. Oh yeah, you heard somebody on 1284 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:57,720 the radio saying. Let me talk to you about that. 1285 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,760 That word, that word, that naughty word you've been saying 1286 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,600 over the radio. I have fought many cases in the 1287 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,800 protocol over the several acts of using. 1288 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:12,080 I'm not using that word. Guys, production keeps censoring 1289 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:14,280 me. I'm not saying the N word. 1290 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:15,760 No, we know. We know. 1291 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,840 We're just saying the F word. Oh yeah, yeah. 1292 01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:18,840 OK, so you. Know. 1293 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,320 No, I knew what you were saying. Yeah, yeah, I think they're a 1294 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,560 bunch of. No, I know, I know. 1295 01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,280 But you can't say that. You know, they're just going to 1296 01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:27,560 kill them. So yeah. 1297 01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:31,200 So they're we're we're killing all the, all the kissing boys. 1298 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:35,600 You're. Killing all the kissing boys. 1299 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:38,200 All right, that leaves the end of the second part, Scramble, 1300 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,800 and the third is the third and final part of phase two, which 1301 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:45,840 is Battle Royale. And the winner of Scramble goes 1302 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:46,560 to Waldo. Yeah. 1303 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:57,160 Plays a clip of you a montage rather of your success in 1304 01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:00,200 trickery. And I guess at the end of this, 1305 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:03,320 you guys have to tack in how many followers you got through 1306 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,200 this episode. But your followers are ticking 1307 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:10,800 up and up and up, and however many followers you get, just 1308 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,080 double it for the. Whole I don't I don't know how 1309 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:16,360 to calculate that but OK. Yeah, half the production roll. 1310 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:21,280 Half the production roll is. As is as many boxes rounded up, 1311 01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:25,440 so if I roll on 11 it'd be 6 boxes of followers. 1312 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:28,760 OK. Essentially, yeah, but double 1313 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,920 yeah, because I want you guys to get Your Name Dies upgrade 1314 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:36,840 updated in one shot mode. It never happens, but since 1315 01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,840 you're the winner of the scramble, you get to choose a 1316 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,560 bonus capability for the battle Royale. 1317 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:46,320 So the battle Royale is always death match, but you can roll a 1318 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:51,560 second capability like you're you're good in social gain. 1319 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,440 You have to find out a way to flavor that, but you can choose 1320 01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:58,520 a second capability that all of you guys will have rolling for 1321 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:01,160 free for Battle Royale. OK. 1322 01:13:01,480 --> 01:13:05,080 And now commences battle Royale where everyone starts killing 1323 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:08,800 each other, absorbs guys, the ones that are not kissing each 1324 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:14,840 other or or are dead. The third final klaxon sounding. 1325 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,640 So which capability will you choose there? 1326 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:28,280 I'll see social game. OK. 1327 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:32,920 So you guys can all roll social game in addition to deathmatch 1328 01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:35,520 for this next and final contest. OK. 1329 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:39,080 Which I will roll all. For you now. 1330 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:45,200 OK, OK. Oh no then. 1331 01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:51,840 Oh man. Use all your acquisitions you 1332 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,920 got if you got them, smoke them if you got them. 1333 01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:57,320 What's an acquisition? How many acquisitions do I have? 1334 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:58,480 Your web? What? 1335 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,200 What? So how do? 1336 01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:02,680 You do you make this? What am I rolling then? 1337 01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:05,040 I don't. So although you can use your 1338 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,440 shotgun. Which is. 1339 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:10,920 The it's a level 2 acquisition, so it's a 2D four. 1340 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:15,040 I think there's an acquisitions box in your rolling thing. 1341 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,520 There is. Yeah. 1342 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:20,400 So yeah, use your weapons because everyone's trying to 1343 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:23,040 kill you. Dino turns on you. 1344 01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:25,960 Dino No. He and his guys. 1345 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:30,680 And I use my occupation. So you have to roll deathmatch 1346 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:34,200 and you can roll social game, but that's it. 1347 01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:38,080 He lost this role. I rolled the 12, take that, I 1348 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:41,480 don't know why. And Gentleman Leopold is the 1349 01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:48,960 man. Joy Bogregor Why I never Why I? 1350 01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:52,520 Never pop in my truck, Joy. I'll drive us around while you 1351 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:55,680 snap people from the bed and I shoot my shotgun from the 1352 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:57,800 window. Oh heck yeah, Just like I'm 1353 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:03,080 snapping them swamp puppies. We're talking about. 1354 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:07,520 Although you received a wounded arm, notable injury. 1355 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,160 So. You can describe that in the 1356 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:13,160 confessional. I'll lick it up and clean it for 1357 01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,120 you. Good, so you dirty start us off. 1358 01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:17,440 The Dirty Italian shot me in the arm. 1359 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:26,360 Hey, sorry, but it's the way it's got to be, you know, Abish. 1360 01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,400 Yeah, too bad you didn't get more followers by kissing. 1361 01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:32,760 Had more followers. I ain't kissing no one. 1362 01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:34,320 I'm gonna take no nonsense kind of guy. 1363 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:36,320 Yeah, that's why you have less followers. 1364 01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:38,720 No, I don't. Yes, you do. 1365 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,560 I got lots of problems. I got more followers than you 1366 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:44,920 do. No, oh look, I got thousands and 1367 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,280 thousands of people that want me, who want to see me naked. 1368 01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,320 I got millions. They probably want to see you 1369 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,720 kiss your friend. He runs off. 1370 01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:01,360 He kissed the boy and he liked it. 1371 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,960 Rufus people start realizing what's going on, including at 1372 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:07,760 Thorpe himself. He's kind of pissed. 1373 01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:13,120 You were tricking me. No, it worked. 1374 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:16,840 Look at the numbers, baby. No, my guys are dying. 1375 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:20,840 Tricked me. You're selling you guys for 1376 01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:25,520 followers. Look at your numbers, dude. 1377 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:29,560 Come on, baby. He pulls out a slug gun. 1378 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,520 Oh Dang it. But you succeeded your role, So 1379 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:37,840 what happens? Well, it's pretty simple really. 1380 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:42,320 I mean, at this point, because I succeeded my role, I take my 1381 01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:47,960 shotgun and I to put around my back like I'm Bruce Lee and with 1382 01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:51,240 my shotgun behind my back, my room, I pull the trigger and I 1383 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:54,600 shoot him. So when you shot him, you 1384 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:58,680 actually shot Jerome, which causes Abthorpe to turn around. 1385 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:05,560 Yep, he turns and then. He turns his back to you and 1386 01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,360 then you can choose to kill him if you want. 1387 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,800 Oh yeah, I mean, that's that's a definite. 1388 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:14,400 OK. Back. 1389 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,280 I'm going to make it. I'm going to make it personal. 1390 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:19,720 I'm going to get in my survival gear and pull out my survival 1391 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:22,640 knife and just plunge it slowly into the back. 1392 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,000 As people are screaming around you. 1393 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,200 Yeah. And Leopold I'm. 1394 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,680 Going to make it look like I'm making out with the back of his 1395 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:35,920 head. At your service, yeah. 1396 01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,120 How do you get out of your sticky situation? 1397 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:45,280 Jump in my truck. Jump in my truck Rick, and 1398 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,760 instead of like a side view mirror, I have a rig set up for 1399 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:52,680 my shotgun that swivels so I can shoot people as I'm driving by 1400 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:57,200 and I hot tail it over to my best friend's hiding spot, the 1401 01:17:57,200 --> 01:18:01,760 radio tower, and pick up Joey Bodrigal in a truck bed so that 1402 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,800 she can snap from the area she is in. 1403 01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:09,360 Nice, nice. And we just drive around like 1404 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,640 maniacs across the entirety of the. 1405 01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:14,920 Map. Just blowing blown away. 1406 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,880 Anybody who is hostile. We're not we're not truly 1407 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:20,800 maniacs. Anybody who just dives or ducks 1408 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:24,000 in cover and is not trying to fire upon us, we don't really 1409 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:27,920 care too much about. But all those other baddies? 1410 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,560 We little girls. Don't. 1411 01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:35,080 Hurt the little girls. If the little girls stands to 1412 01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,680 reason, we ain't going to just shoot them. 1413 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,600 OK, good. Tell them they can. 1414 01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:43,280 We might shoot, but we might shoot you to get you away from 1415 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:47,160 the little girdles. As you guys are driving, a tree 1416 01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:49,560 mysteriously falls out of nowhere right in front of you 1417 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:53,200 and the truck hits it and you guys go flying. 1418 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:55,080 Land on the ground with a tuck and roll. 1419 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:58,240 You are not hurt at all, but now those guys popping out of the 1420 01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,920 trees at you. They speak Vietnamese and. 1421 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:06,520 There's punchy pits, spikes at the bottom. 1422 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,960 No. Joy, how do you, Joy, how do you 1423 01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,720 respond to that? Well, I was going to say, before 1424 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:19,400 Mr. Leopold picked me up, I was given, what's his name, Waldo, 1425 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:23,280 some Overwatch fire and I was picking off people that were 1426 01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:24,960 like ready to shoot him and all that. 1427 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,720 And then I heard my grenade go off and I was like, oh, it's 1428 01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:30,120 time to go. So I run. 1429 01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:31,440 Down. And then just in the nick of 1430 01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:36,800 time, Leopold comes up and I'm like, heck yeah, I pulled it 1431 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,760 right there. And then start driving. 1432 01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:46,920 We hit that tree, and then I empty my, you know, my sniper 1433 01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:50,240 rifle around in the trees picking off more and more people 1434 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:52,960 until I run empty. That's right. 1435 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:56,280 And the last shot of your mag connects with the last guy in 1436 01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:59,160 the trees. Zeroed for 50. 1437 01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:06,120 And you guys survive Phase 2. And So what happens next? 1438 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:10,000 Find out and the next and final episode as your guys's 1439 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:14,000 consciousnesses go dark and you guys pass out. 1440 01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:15,840 Boo. What all? 1441 01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:18,160 At the same time I'm. So sleepy. 1442 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,560 You feel somebody moving your body, touching and nudging you 1443 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,120 and putting you back on a boat. Don't kiss me. 1444 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:29,560 Whatever you do, love yourself. You're leaving Island 1. 1445 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:34,120 Yay. Like island one anyways. 1446 01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:42,000 Island Boy. These two goofballs. 1447 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:46,680 So we'll end it there. Goofy goobers. 1448 01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:49,720 Goofy Youtubers. All righty. 1449 01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,920 Well, thanks to everybody for playing. 1450 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:55,560 Thanks to everybody for listening and make sure to tune 1451 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:59,120 into the next episode where you find a school bus full of 1452 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:02,560 children. Hopefully not Paul. 1453 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,640 Paul. Let me tell you about school 1454 01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:08,280 buses, ladies and gentlemen. There was this one time when I 1455 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,320 was growing up. I got stuck on a seat of a 1456 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:13,240 school bus. With that, we've been you all a 1457 01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:58,040 deal and have a good. You won't get followers if 1458 01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:01,680 you're always following play to win.