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Podcast presents the CND under 
the table, some of the worst 

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movies I've ever seen. 
I thought they're great makes it

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you but it makes it better not 
be talking about. 

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No brain among the fight. 
We are bringing hot. 

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Yeah, we're bringing out over 
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What I said? 
I like him. 

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Oh he's ever seen you? 
Yes we did. 

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I mean they are true. 
Yeah. 

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I still can't believe he got a 
shot of the Moon that was 

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actually kind of good and then 
decided to put a moon PNG over 

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it right. 
It just makes it looks so bad it

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wasn't even on the moon. 
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Rowling, I think he knows how 
bad they are and he keeps making

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him because people watch them 
because they're bad and you 

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know. 
Yeah so I think or maybe it 

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didn't Start that way. 
Like At first, maybe it was like

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a serious thing but then he saw.
Yeah, swung into it. 

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Yeah, it's like I'm gonna He's? 
Funny. 

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He doesn't start making another 
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breaks, even with the budget for
that movie, which is honestly, 

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yeah, that's it's smart guy. 
He's an architect. 

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I think, right. 
But think about it, yeah. 

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He's really his money. 
At least. 

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Hold on. 
Yeah, about it, the budget for 

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fake. 
Uh, was it twisted pair was 

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7,000 dollars? 
That's crazy. 

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And it took him five years for 
people to purchase that movie 

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and water and to make that 7,000
dollars back. 

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Well you you know that part of 
the problem with that is that so

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many people find it for free and
pirate it. 

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And so, you know, otherwise if 
he's gonna spend 20 dollars on 

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this God awful movie, I mean 
that's 15. 

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I so I purchased wow, man. 
What the heck? 

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Is it called? 
It wasn't one of the Neil Breen 

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movies. 
It was faster. 

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Now one of those types? 
Yeah, it's it's The one that's a

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chicken poultry guys, and jockey
Poltergeist. 

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It's a zombie movie that takes 
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restaurant, like a like, some 
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it's, it's pretty funny, but 
it's a really awful just a 

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god-awful movie, but I couldn't 
find it anywhere for free. 

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So, you know, just to be pretty 
good for bad movies. 

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So as Amazon, that's where I 
watched philosopher was on 

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Amazon, you know? 
So I spent, I don't know 10. 15 

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bucks is like, you know, 
everybody said somebody told me 

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about, it's like, it's just, 
it's just a horrible as well as 

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faster. 
Well, I gotta find it then. 

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It was awful. 
Well, there you go. 

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I mean to be fair, at least 
philosopher had a story. 

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Yeah. 
And and then they're coming. 

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It was good enough to. 
Yeah, they're coming out with a 

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second one, too. 
Arguably. 

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So did the Neil Breen movies. 
It's just, they really did, you 

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know, I was the most the chaotic
not nonsense I've ever seen. 

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Yeah, this second one was really
hard to follow. 

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I mean granted you guys were 
laughing a lot so that didn't 

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help. 
And I was laughing because you 

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guys couldn't stop laughing. 
I couldn't understand anything 

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that was going on. 
So if I was laughing, it was 

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because I was just gone late, 
but he don't remember. 

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I don't remember what that movie
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that, probably know. 
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so many asinine things in the 
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So you're trying to connect why 
it's happening and you may think

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you know, but it's probably for 
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even thought I loved the beatbox
or the why I just saw this. 

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I love this jumping know I loved
his jump. 

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His Jump City, did those jumps? 
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You know, I've never seen better
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I so there's an even CGI. 
He just, he just cut his part 

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out and just like like Mouse 
clicked and then dragged it up. 

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It reminds us all about the 
pointer there. 

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I mean the sheer Genius there's 
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think that shot that even I know
of and I haven't even done my 

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homework, like with angles and 
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an angle from the ground to 
jumping, and then do several 

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cuts to make it look like, oh, 
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do any of that. 
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I think it's intentional. 
I think you're right. 

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I think it's only know exactly 
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that's. 
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And it's not hard to make a bad 
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I've seen, you know, I've seen 
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like, stop motion, like, Lego 
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100%. 
And then I thought Danny was 

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here. 
Never mind? 

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No, it's me. 
Oh, I left the rejoined. 

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His bullet is for me know, put 
it down. 

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I'm gonna put my name on it. 
Put it down. 

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That's for the healthcare. 
No name. 

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On the bullet. 
Right. 

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I got I got another one right 
here. 

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I got a whole box. 
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works. 
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You guys, I buy Bullets by the 
singles, just get one bullet. 

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Can you engrave somebody's name 
on it for me? 

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I probably 20 cents, 20 cent. 
So there was a 10 cents well, 

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while we run our trip, it 
depends on the bullet. 

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There was a fella here in Fort 
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It was going around, trying to 
asking people like it Dunham's a

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few other places, I guess. 
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Oh yeah, no, I should say. 
Anyway, there was, there was 

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somebody that was going around 
asking people how what what kind

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of ammo you would use to get 
through the bulletproof vests of

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cops. 
Oh no, I would tell him the 

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wrong ammo. 
Oh, you want rubber? 

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Rubber is really, it's a 
surprise. 

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How it's like the Kryptonite for
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It's like it's this weird thing 
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the rubber, kind of reacts 
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melted away and then yes, it's 
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But after the blunt force, 
trauma that it inflicts just 

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kind of destroyed it and before 
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Crazy painful death, it's got a 
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So what you want sir is you want
people's right? 

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Hey Danny. 
Hey Danny. 

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He's doing he's doing some neat 
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Yeah, he's looking his gun 
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Look really good. 
Oh, dang it. 

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So I was telling Daniel last 
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that I've been back into Star 
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Wars run that we want to do 
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concept. 
All right, bear with me, my 

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character's name for the Star 
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Uh, whether it's a one shot or a
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name is gonna be jacks or 
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He's going to be a Jawa with 
blue eyes who is taking from his

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from tattooing and raised by 
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So, we listen to scrap that way.
He sympathetic to Droid and the 

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force reaches out to him, and 
he's four sensitive. 

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Well, everybody is in the 
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Yeah, it makes it interesting. 
So, if we're sensitive Jawa, so,

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what if my, what if my character
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what if your part you probably 
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Oh yeah. 
Well, yeah, he's an ig-88 that 

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was reprogrammed by George Jar. 
Binks I hope that fits into the 

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time. 
He's me so sorry. 

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I could be a Dunkin. 
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That is a combat. 
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character concept because I 
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oh, Sam. 
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codium or something like that. 
What? 

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Or like I was gonna do, like the
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take over for the rest, right? 
To like, yeah, that'd be fun or 

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I would do the session zero and 
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the the season. 
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Yeah, the idea would be to go 
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story. 
Yeah, those things really prison

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ship, investigates another ship 
bad things happen and they just 

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discovered a virus. 
And these zombies can you use 

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laser Blaster? 
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So he can do my kind of like a 
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Oh, for the Jawa. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, Taylor cotton, Peter 
Taylor, rather Peter. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, he learned. 

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He's he actually speaks common, 
he doesn't speak Japanese, he 

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did it. 
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he uses that voice in common. 
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They're pretty small. 
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would be an electrified whip 
that he can use as a grappling 

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hook, so we can like, oh, 
himself to enemies or like latch

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on to him and stun them kind of 
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Oh, Jack Rabbit. 
That's perfect man about. 

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It doesn't have a wife either 
like, yeah, I don't have a wife.

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Yeah, it wants to be tied down 
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That's stupid. 
That was never grounded. 

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Upon. 
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about it. 
I was waiting for its come up, 

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the male fist. 
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Yeah. 
Be fun to run. 

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Another. 
One of those little compendiums 

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my office. 
I just D&D. 

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Yeah, I don't say that male 
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It's the male man. 
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Which I was one so it works. 
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Did you get this? 
Did you get? 

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No. 
I never saw anything fist by the

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mail. 
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Okay. 
By the million. 

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Yes. 
Hi papercut. 

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I'm kind of little dated the 
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a dog that he wanted to. 
He was part horse though. 

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It did with him. 
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I've never even seen a Mastiff 
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He was he had to be like some 
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know, Horse Fair cow, mix 
something and you. 

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Yeah, well I mean so when you go
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teenage girl comes out to get 
the package and you're like, you

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know, here you go. 
I have a nice day and then she 

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just kind of looks at you and 
she says, I'm gonna hold the 

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door shut while you go back to 
your car and you're like, oh 

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yeah, okay, okay. 
And then you move on the other 

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side and he hit the door so 
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and I'm like, oh I I gotta go. 
I'm dying. 

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And the next week I pull up and 
and I so they had horses that 

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would that were in their yard 
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You know they had it was treated
and I'm thinking so and I pulled

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up how does a horse they can't 
cross breeders. 

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I'll giant horse penis weighs 
about 11 pounds. 

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Yes that's dealing with. 
Well it could have been the 

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female horse that's all. 
Get up that High, you got. 

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To Neil Breen movie and you'll 
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Yeah. 
But I put the mail in the box 

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and and I caught the caught 
something out of the peripheral 

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minded. 
It was a horse because it was 

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huge and I just happened to look
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It was that dog and I jumped and
I was like what the devil and 

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that dog was mean. 
Mugging me, like staring at me. 

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Just standing there all six feet
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I mean, he was, he was about 
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I'd say he's about four feet 
tall and up. 

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And then the next time I had to 
take a package up, I look around

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for him and I didn't see him. 
And there was, you know, looked 

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like what would have been the 
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in the garage, just, you know, 
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So I pulled up. 
I figured his fine, he's out, 

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you know, should be fine. 
And I went to hand in the 

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package, and here comes that 
dog, he was mean, mugging me. 

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And so, I kept the package and 
he was coming, he was, he was 

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trying to get through the 
package, you know, he was trying

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to get around it as like, dude. 
Get your dog music, all he's 

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fine know, you know, he's not 
fine, he's not. 

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Right. 
He's great. 

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Yeah. 
He'll only chew on you a little 

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bit. 
You'll be. 

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Yeah. 
His Tails down. 

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All of his all of his. 
His entire demeanor says, he's 

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not happy with me here and he 
wants to do something to me. 

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Get your dog, because if you 
don't get your dog, I'm gonna 

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have to hurt him because if I 
get bit, I get in trouble. 

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Let's you know, USPS rules, you 
get bit, you're in trouble and I

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don't want to hurt me. 
Why? 

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I don't know. 
That's just, I don't know, like 

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a liability thing. 
Yeah, probably how dare you 

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gonna attack. 
And so he went to, he went to 

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grab the, he finally grabbed his
collar and he's like, all right,

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I got him. 
Like, he was calling me, 

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assisting that dog. 
Almost trying to get to me. 

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And I looked at him and I was 
like, see, he's like, oh my 

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goodness, he doesn't like all 
dogs. 

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Like me. 
That's the only dog. 

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I think I've ever met that 
didn't like me. 

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Oh crap, I'm going off a cliff. 
Oh, vertigo went away. 

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I got you. 
Died. 

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You died. 
I died now. 

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I got attacked. 
My dog at work one time, one of 

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the Lilac oh no. 
Oh and what your current German 

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people's. 
Yeah, I'm in people's houses. 

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Yeah and usually you know the 
dog doesn't like it first comes 

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around, you know, and then and 
then eventually it'll shut up, 

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you know, within 10 minutes, 
these two dogs, okay? 

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I'm there. 
Eight hours, they barked the 

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entire time. 
Oh, dang the entire time 

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sometimes, you know, they shut 
up for a minute and then I'd 

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hit, you know, the hammer on 
something. 

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And that would set him off again
and they bark the entire time. 

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So, I'm blasting my earbuds, but
these dogs are terrible. 

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But like the first time I met 
him, you know, they're just 

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vicious barking and the car kind
of settled down a little bit and

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then I was trying to like make 
nice with the dog which bad idea

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on my part. 
I should just never do that. 

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Oh so now I have a new policy 
where I don't pet the dog. 

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Oh, he settled down for a 
second. 

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So I want to pet him and he 
reached up and bit my hand. 

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And yeah immediately left blood.
I was like wow I was gonna ask 

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if it was Chihuahua but no do 
for that. 

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Don't you what that? 
You just drink your hand in 

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mayonnaise man. 
Yeah honestly that would work 

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that'd be more appetizing to the
dog. 

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He would be licking your hand. 
No I wouldn't hold dogs. 

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All know that's a treat. 
He's gonna bite it through me 

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off. 
Yeah. 

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All right. 
Like oh goodness. 

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All dogs are just like All Dogs.
Go to Heaven. 

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All dogs are allergic to me and 
it's so alerted to it. 

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Oh, that's like that thing on 
me. 

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He just read rocket syndrome was
what it's called. 

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That's not allergic. 
He my story is one time around. 

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Oh, he's mayonnaise end of 
story. 

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He tried to get it and put it in
the Discord, but I don't know 

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what happened. 
It was just a picture of his dog

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and he was like, giving the side
eye and it's like, yes, Jeff. 

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I do indeed like peanut butter, 
but can I just once not have it 

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with? 
Can I just once not have it with

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your balls on it? 
Yeah, just one dog. 

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And I don't know what this is 
going to get it in before the 

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whole peanut butter thing, but I
didn't want to ride. 

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We're going back to the other 
stories. 

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Hi, this dog is literally just a
block down. 

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It's on the corner house. 
They have to put it on a leash 

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whenever they put it outside, 
because every time that you any 

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car drives past, it, it appears 
like dead beeline straight for 

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the car, barking and barking. 
And it's not a small dog either 

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home, dog. 
It's a, it's a brown lab. 

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That is literally just a head. 
And then a tree trunk for a 

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body, like, it's huge every 
time. 

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Every time I drive past it and 
it's outside, you know, it Snaps

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are not snaps the line, but 
extends the line all the way out

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barking all the way and because 
it's so big. 

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It's like I worry that it's 
gonna like Snap the line. 

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You seen a doggy test, the leash
so hard to like clothes lines 

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itself. 
Yeah. 

304
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Oh yeah. 
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get you that 

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Back to the character of the 
owner, a lot of the time. 

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I'll give you some leeway. 
Maybe it's the dog, it's to some

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extent. 
Yeah, but train, your dog, half 

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of it? 
Yeah, train your dogs. 

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Be a dog in here dogs. 
I don't think there is a little 

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dog. 
The only the only time I would 

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give some sort of leeway in that
is if they have a rescue but 

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then they take the steps as a 
proper owner. 

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Like just so, you know, this dog
is a rescue. 

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I don't know how he's gonna 
react, please. 

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Just follow these guidelines. 
I'm watching out for you because

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you, so on, so forth. 
And I've seen owners do that. 

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They've taken the presidents and
done that. 

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It's even like train dogs, too. 
Like sometimes like with dogs, 

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sometimes they just like Snap, 
they just see something. 

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Oh, yeah, something in the 
brain, just snaps, like all 

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their training is out the 
windows. 

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Beat the butter know. 
Yeah, whatever he is. 

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You know what? 
I 

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Have no idea why that's like 
that's like here in a fart over 

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and over again. 
You just can't not laugh at it. 

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Whenever I see a thick Latina my
left side of the brain is like 

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oh yeah. 
I would. 

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And then my right side of the 
brain is feral And it makes 

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those noises and yeah noises. 
I do. 

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Ah, that dog was a rescue. 
Actually, no, no, that I 

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remember, I'm always very weary.
Weary of rescue dogs. 

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Like people like, oh, he's super
sweet. 

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But he has a rescue. 
It's like, okay, alright, I'm 

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not gonna pay your dog, exactly.
I'm Gonna Leave Him. 

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Be never, I'll talk to the dog 
light, like a person, talking to

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a dog. 
Okay, buddy. 

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You're a good boy? 
Yeah, it's all good. 

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All good here, kind of chill. 
You know, kind of chill. 

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Kind of keep it, keep it kind of
calm, but also dogs react 

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weirdly to me. 
I don't get it. 

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They don't really growl or bark.
They just kind of like it looks 

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like a child but does he was 
funny. 

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I was carrying the baking grease
out at work on a daily 

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dishwashing. 
Well that'll do it and so well. 

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And I this dog walks around the 
corner of the building. 

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He wasn't big He was a. 
He looked like a mix between, 

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like maybe like a corgi in some 
sort of like, collie typed dog, 

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and he was older, because he had
like, he had the gray in his 

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whiskers, but he came around the
corner. 

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His, I don't know. 
He had a tag, but he came around

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the corner and he was looking up
at me and his, his ears were 

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down. 
His tail was down and he wasn't 

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growling, but he bared his teeth
at me. 

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I was like, hey man, what's up? 
Yeah, I went, hey man, what's 

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up, literally? 
Just like that. 

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I was like, all right, I said, 
keep it chill. 

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And we're all good. 
And then he came up and he kind 

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of started looking the bacon 
bucket, and I was like, dude, 

359
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don't do that. 
It'll make you sick and every 

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time I talk to him he'd take a 
step away not like I was 

361
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threatening him or anything, but
just kind of like backed up a 

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little bit. 
I put my hand down in a fist. 

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You always put your hand down as
a fist because if they bite it, 

364
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it's easier to get, no, no, you 
know fist. 

365
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You know, towards lay down in a 
fist so they don't so they 

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don't. 
Yeah, so they don't. 

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Um, so they don't tear your 
fingers off is always what I was

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told closed fist doubt like away
from them, not in like a 

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punching gesture but away. 
Right and then I put my hand 

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down and he smelled he came up, 
he smelled me, he backed away a 

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couple steps and then kind of 
and they bared his teeth. 

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Just for another second. 
I was like dude, just show any 

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backed away and I didn't have 
any problems after that. 

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He just walked with me from the,
from the grease trap outside. 

375
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Yeah. 
And then I was like, that's when

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I beat the dog in, with the 
grease trap. 

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And here's, here's how I agree. 
All the straight dogs with my 

378
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gun. 
Oh, look at Yeah, it's always, 

379
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you never know what you're gonna
get with with any dog. 

380
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I've always, I'm always, yeah. 
You always pay attention to 

381
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their body language and yeah, 
most most dogs. 

382
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I can get to love me real fast, 
but I'll give him an attitude. 

383
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Just yeah, you know you know 
what I found this really weird 

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it doesn't always work but it 
works a lot of the time the dogs

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that are in their yard and 
they're barking while you're 

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walking by and they're going 
crazy. 

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And you look at it and go, 
you're such a good boy or a good

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girl, whatever. 
Yeah. 

389
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You know. 
Yeah. 

390
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And I did so pretty. 
Stop and go. 

391
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:54,600
Whoa. 
Oh, you know that reinforcement 

392
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for doing something bad, they're
gonna start doing that all the 

393
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time. 
Now. 

394
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Know they're not doing it. 
Is there a job? 

395
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Their God know they're guarding 
their house? 

396
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I mean, it's their house. 
It's their house. 

397
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They're telling me stay out of 
the yard. 

398
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Knows, you're a good night. 
Thank you. 

399
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,500
No. 
Thank, you know, I was gonna 

400
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come in and Rob everybody and 
rape and pillage, but now they 

401
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pay the more they might, oh, 
it's their house. 

402
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,900
You watched, have you ever 
watched Tatum the dog kennels at

403
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the YouTubers Tatum? 
Well, they're getting to them 

404
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:28,500
and I saw this is the only thing
is on a leash just Tatum. 

405
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,000
Yeah, he gets. 
All right. 

406
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,500
That's the one. 
Yeah, I'd say to make a lot of 

407
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money. 
That's the Magic Mike. 

408
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,400
Yeah, I watched a second one, 
big one. 

409
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,200
I watched. 
Dear John. 

410
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,800
Well, that'll make me cry. 
I tried to watch Dear John, but 

411
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I was at this sketchy theater 
and it was a movie called dear 

412
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:51,000
Fred. 
I don't think he was now was the

413
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,400
guy that played Pee Wee Herman 
there. 

414
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:59,300
Yeah, it was really, really dark
the person that the robot making

415
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:05,000
these weird noises. 
It sounds like what else with 

416
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:10,200
him? 
I had a great time though. 

417
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:15,700
He had a great time. 
Oh mayonnaise. 

418
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:19,500
Oh baby. 
Don't don't question me. 

419
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:26,700
Oh yeah, so just everybody knows
after we're done with dead sit 

420
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Revenge. 
I'm gonna do a Star Wars. 

421
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,000
One shot. 
Oh yeah. 

422
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:39,800
Yes. 
We don't want to just Star Wars 

423
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,400
for a long time. 
Big old long time. 

424
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,500
Big old fat long time. 
Big old. 

425
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:47,700
Yeah. 
I was just telling him about my 

426
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:50,200
character. 
Yes, I got his name down. 

427
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,400
Do you jacks? 
Or did not remember the name? 

428
00:24:53,400 --> 00:25:02,400
I already be one of two things. 
Okay, you're gonna be like a Jar

429
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,300
Jar. 
Binks type characters or yeah, 

430
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:10,100
he's gonna be like a medical 
Droid you're really close. 

431
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:20,300
Yeah, it's an IGA that was 
reprogrammed by Gunner or Jar 

432
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:25,500
Jar Binks whatever. 
What's the goofiest person 

433
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,900
character? 
In Star Wars? 

434
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:31,400
I should be a tough and Raider. 
Yeah. 

435
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:41,500
I for me stab. 
I'm gonna have what I have to 

436
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,600
have. 
Like one NPC. 

437
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,200
That's just like a normal 
character. 

438
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:51,600
Honestly rolling, their eyes is 
usually the grounded character. 

439
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,200
Yeah, yeah, that's on the boring
one. 

440
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,000
Know how? 
Have a fan of Star Wars. 

441
00:25:57,008 --> 00:26:00,100
Are you though. 
I'm a massive fan of pre Disney 

442
00:26:00,108 --> 00:26:03,900
Star Wars, but I say that 
because there is a double-edged 

443
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:06,900
sword to that because Rogue one 
was pretty phenomenal. 

444
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:11,500
It was pretty old and I and I 
really do love the animated 

445
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:16,100
stuff Clone Wars the. 
Yeah, I've heard indoors really 

446
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:17,300
good. 
I haven't been able to dive 

447
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,700
that's connected to run. 
Looking forward to it. 

448
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:22,600
Yeah, the first for like four 
episodes. 

449
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,700
Oh, the Mandalorian is really 
great too. 

450
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:27,300
I absolutely adore the 
Mandalorian. 

451
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:30,100
It's very good. 
Oh, this is the way. 

452
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:33,400
Wait you think what is weak 
season 3 was kind of weak. 

453
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,700
Yeah I haven't seen three yet 
but I thought like season 3 was 

454
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:41,100
a what they were made a mistake 
because they're just kind of 

455
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:45,700
leading up to what like a silk 
and other things like that, they

456
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:49,100
started getting their heads too 
big and by season 3, this should

457
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:52,800
have kept it small and focused 
well that and they got frickin 

458
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,800
Luke Skywalker into it. 
I love that. 

459
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:59,100
Part though, you really cool. 
I think that I thought that was 

460
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,800
awesome and Stan to act as him. 
They actually still might 

461
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,900
they're into getting him into 
the Star Wars series. 

462
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:11,000
He's gonna be young-ish you know
he's 40 better than the DP like 

463
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,700
Master Luke. 
Yeah. 

464
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:17,300
But then uh, prey kylo. 
Ren crap. 

465
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:20,000
Yeah. 
That they that they did to Luke.

466
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,600
He's the perfect actor. 
He looks exactly like young 

467
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,600
Luke. 
Yeah, I would accept a different

468
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,600
actor if it's if it's him, you 
know. 

469
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,000
Oh yeah. 
The Deep fake everybody thought 

470
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,900
was weird. 
So they've actually got his 

471
00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:36,000
license. 
This week was like the Star Wars

472
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,500
week or whatever, where the 
fourth be with you. 

473
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,000
Oh no. 
But they do like the whole like 

474
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,200
where they're talking about 
their projects that's going on 

475
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:44,500
all that kind of stuff. 
Oh yeah. 

476
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:51,000
Um so the guy that plays 
Starkiller what's his name, Sam 

477
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,300
something right Sam where or 
yeah I love that guy. 

478
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,800
He also voices Darth. 
In all the animated stuff. 

479
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,400
This is Darth Maul. 
So good dude. 

480
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,700
He's gonna be Darth Maul again 
in an animated series about 

481
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,700
Darth Maul, right? 
It's a Darth Maul series 

482
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:09,400
finally. 
Dude I'm so stoked for that all 

483
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,200
the shadowlord. 
That's the one. 

484
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,500
Yep. 
Okay awesome. 

485
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,900
You should be one of the Darth 
Maul race Alex for your 

486
00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:16,700
character. 
That would be cool. 

487
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:29,600
Would actually be pretty cool 
name all the on dude zap rack. 

488
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,500
Oh I think I remember my my 
potential Star Wars character. 

489
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:38,400
I was a little engineer Droid. 
A Dothan from here. 

490
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,200
Yeah. 
That's what it was that, right? 

491
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,300
But you should be like a super 
nice. 

492
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:46,000
Yeah. 
That'd be hilarious. 

493
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,700
Overly not like trying to 
compensate. 

494
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,400
Yeah, but I have that deep. 
I have that deep menacing voice.

495
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,000
I'm like hello. 
Oh my, oh, a female's that. 

496
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,500
And everyone's just like, uh, 
the night shifters? 

497
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,400
Yeah. 
They're all night. 

498
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,600
Shifters breasteses. 
Mmm. 

499
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:07,600
Big old braces like this big, 
where I already did. 

500
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,900
My little robot character. 
I don't know. 

501
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:14,700
He was so good to Pillsbury the 
Droid with the feet. 

502
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,800
Go boy with the feet. 
Yep. 

503
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:38,600
Oh, I just walk around and pick 
up their trash or the little 

504
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,200
like, the little ones that like 
kind of zip around all over the 

505
00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:42,900
place a little mouse. 
Yeah, yeah. 

506
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:53,200
Yeah. 
Who is it in in the that Jedi 

507
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,500
Fallen order game? 
Oh bd1 Bebe. 

508
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:59,600
Ya bd1. 
You could be bd1 know. 

509
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,500
I think he's talking about the 
ones that are like in The 

510
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,700
Phantom Menace that are working 
like the pod racers. 

511
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:04,700
Oh yeah. 
Yeah. 

512
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:06,800
A little one. 
Yeah. 

513
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,000
A little one. 
You press the nose. 

514
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,400
Yeah. 
And they pulled up like a disc 

515
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,300
for a head. 
Yeah. 

516
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:16,200
They were in Mandalorian too. 
Yeah, they could pop up into 

517
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,400
their hat. 
Yeah. 

518
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,600
I put it in our yeah. 
Yeah. 

519
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,800
I could see that. 
Yeah. 

520
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:28,000
I mean you could you could like 
tear tear things apart real 

521
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,300
fast. 
It'd be funny. 

522
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:32,200
I think he mentioned it Bob, 
but, just the reprogrammed 

523
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,800
battle. 
Droid like a stand. 

524
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,500
Battle droid, yeah, he'd be 
funny, the Roger, Roger know? 

525
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:42,600
Yeah. 
No, a battle joy, that 

526
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,400
accidentally went through 
protocol protocol programming. 

527
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:50,800
So it'll be almost like a secret
But we're battle droid. 

528
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,200
Yeah. 
Like how may I destroy you? 

529
00:30:54,200 --> 00:31:06,600
I mean, help you. 
Roger Yeah. 

530
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:11,300
Or you could do the flip side of
a protocol Droid like a C-3PO. 

531
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,900
That is a like an assassin. 
Oh yeah. 

532
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:17,100
It's like hello sir. 
How may I help you today? 

533
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:23,400
Oh, it's a, I am. 
My name is a34 relationships. 

534
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,500
We're gonna. 
Oh, yeah. 

535
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:30,800
Like ig-88 what? 
It was a Trade Federation 

536
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,800
droids. 
Yeah, they're called Commando or

537
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,000
maybe. 
Maybe it's like a SASS and 

538
00:31:35,008 --> 00:31:36,200
droids. 
I think they're commando droid. 

539
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,100
Do you pull it up? 
Yeah, I've seen that the 

540
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,800
animated. 
I know I seen. 

541
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,600
Yeah. 
Here we go. 

542
00:31:43,608 --> 00:31:47,700
I'll put in an art these guys. 
Yeah, yeah, those guys. 

543
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:48,700
Yeah. 
Oh nice. 

544
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:51,500
Yeah, yeah, I do. 
Remember they look a lot, like, 

545
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:56,500
like a portable but just so it 
is a timer for on it. 

546
00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:01,400
It is does take place in between
episodes four and five. 

547
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,200
So. 
Okay, New Hope. 

548
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,600
And so that's perfect. 
So, Empires on the up and up. 

549
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,900
So, Georgia Banks is the one 
that reprogrammed him. 

550
00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:14,800
Then that's perfect. 
I don't know if you still alive.

551
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,800
Yes. 
Are you doing the Death Trooper 

552
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:22,800
one then yes, okay. 
Didn't judge or being end up 

553
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,100
like doing, do some Jedi 
training or something? 

554
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:30,200
No, he was going to have a fan 
theory in the first draft of the

555
00:32:30,208 --> 00:32:31,300
movies. 
He was going to. 

556
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:34,000
He was playing. 
Oh okay, maybe that, maybe I 

557
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,900
heard that then or something 
that's, you know, do that. 

558
00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:39,400
But everybody had so much that 
he was written out of the rest 

559
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,400
of the series. 
Pretty much. 

560
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,200
Yeah. 
Well, I mean, he was, I mean, 

561
00:32:42,208 --> 00:32:46,400
goofiness really doesn't matter 
that well, I know that. 

562
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,300
Yeah, but for the time, it was 
pretty rough. 

563
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:52,600
He brought some sort of, he's 
the only thing that brought any 

564
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,900
sign of life to those that movie
episode 1. 

565
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:58,700
It's just that baby boring fast.
I really enjoyed. 

566
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,500
Okay. 
And this is obviously what 

567
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,000
everyone else says. 
I enjoyed the Duel of Fates. 

568
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,600
I really enjoyed Darth Maul, 
Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan and I 

569
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,500
enjoyed the pod race. 
I mean, everybody says that I 

570
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,400
get it, I get it. 
Obviously, the midi Koreans 

571
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,000
thing was a really hard right? 
Swear that should have been 

572
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,800
avoided all that it was weird 
and broken strange and still 

573
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:25,200
kind of Like okay. 
But yeah, but it did help you 

574
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,200
understand, you know, like a 
little bit like the forces about

575
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,900
and so forth. 
I just had an epiphany. 

576
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:35,800
All right, what that I was gonna
be one of those aliens that 

577
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,100
Greedo is. 
Yeah, that's what I say. 

578
00:33:38,108 --> 00:33:40,800
That's, yeah, that's you gotta 
learn. 

579
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,500
You got to learn how to use, 
though. 

580
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:46,900
You got to learn job as language
now, I'll speak common rhodium 

581
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:52,400
know, have to learn how much you
have to, I mean, so yes he does.

582
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,800
He mean a few words, maybe I 
guess it depends if he's from 

583
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,200
Tatooine and yes, I guess he 
could be, if he's a bounty 

584
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,900
hunter, traveling the Galaxy. 
He would know. 

585
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:05,300
My character's thing is he was 
raised on a different planet so 

586
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:06,700
you could do something like 
that. 

587
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:10,000
Oh guys, guys, there's a Huskies
translator. 

588
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,300
You have to speak at the whole 
time. 

589
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:18,100
No, thanks. 
Yeah, type your text below to 

590
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:20,600
convert Star Wars. 
These language using her that. 

591
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,500
Wow. 
That's Crazy. 

592
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:28,600
Speak some, oh, I got it. 
Was that real? 

593
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,900
No Chad. 
Is that it sounded like it, 

594
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,300
though? 
It sounded real. 

595
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:39,100
So it's fine Amiga. 
What is he? 

596
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:41,800
Oh, here we go. 
So I said, I said yeah, what up 

597
00:34:41,808 --> 00:34:45,199
baby and it is Joy. 
Tonka baby. 

598
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:54,699
Joy, talk to me. 
Him. 

599
00:34:54,699 --> 00:35:03,700
I shoot him with my gun. 
See, my gun. 

600
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:07,100
Why am I blurred him in the 
camera? 

601
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:09,000
What's going on? 
I don't know. 

602
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,300
You're seeing, there we go for 
some. 

603
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:18,200
Okay, I'm turning this off, my 
other idea for a character. 

604
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,000
My backup. 
I guess he could say is a some 

605
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
sort of droid. 
I didn't decided I was looking 

606
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,200
at the Sith training Droid. 
It's kind of cool but he's a 

607
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,900
Droid who thinks that he's four 
sensitive but is just lucky. 

608
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:35,200
Yeah, whatsoever, but he's a 
real strong believer in it. 

609
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:39,200
So so post edit should have 
those technically blind Donnie 

610
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,400
Yen from Star Rogue one. 
But kind of he kind of was 

611
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,100
though. 
Okay. 

612
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:48,500
So in those moments and put in 
Post-it when you posted when he 

613
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,400
was trying to use the force you 
have that? 

614
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,800
No, no. 
Yeah. 

615
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:59,400
And then nothing happened. 
So how did you have a maximum? 

616
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,900
I start humming the Harry 
Potter. 

617
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:11,400
The dude. 
Mayonnaise Yeah. 

618
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,600
Oh my goodness. 
That's it. 

619
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,000
That guy is hot. 
He's part Hut. 

620
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,500
That's why he is King know the 
yeah. 

621
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,400
I figured it out. 
That makes total sense. 

622
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:33,500
I love how they made hot. 
He's a real language. 

623
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:37,300
Oh, I mean there's so many like 
that there's people you can 

624
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:42,900
there's college courses on like 
Klingon or college courses, 

625
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,800
talkies Elvis. 
There's college coaches on that 

626
00:36:45,808 --> 00:36:47,800
one, too. 
Yeah, it is. 

627
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,400
And people just make up 
languages and they catch on. 

628
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,900
I mean I mean we do that every 
day, honestly all the time. 

629
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:56,200
You know. 
Now we've got ours. 

630
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,300
Is just slopped though. 
Slopped it made. 

631
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:05,600
Yeah, swapped in mayonnaise. 
I got 1000 Cal straight up in 

632
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,700
this what his bills. 
Oh belly. 

633
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:15,500
Ha so, oh terrible. 
How easy this? 

634
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:20,900
I'm personally to Because we've 
been listening to him, we just 

635
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,700
like just keep ripping on him. 
So I rip. 

636
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:28,600
Haha, you said rip. 
Yeah, that's it. 

637
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:33,100
He started out so innocent that 
wasn't it? 

638
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:40,400
Oh, the things that guy has to 
eat to create those noises. 

639
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,400
It's just mayonnaise. 
Yeah. 

640
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,200
Yeah. 
Really egg dairy products? 

641
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,900
He's probably lactose 
intolerant. 

642
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:50,500
That's why he's able to do it. 
Yeah, that's a secret know. 

643
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:53,500
There's, there's no tolerant. 
There's no Dairy. 

644
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:57,100
Manny's eggs. 
That's very, isn't there? 

645
00:37:57,107 --> 00:38:01,300
Milk in mayonnaise as well? 
No, it's essential ingredients 

646
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:05,500
of mayonnaise. 
So it's its water and oil and 

647
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,900
egg is the binder between the 
two, okay? 

648
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:11,500
And then, you know, you throw in
some lemon juice and salt and 

649
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,700
yeah, that's it. 
So funny. 

650
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:16,200
It's shouldn't be because we are
sophomoric. 

651
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,400
My friends. 
Hmm. 

652
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,700
I like it. 
You're making up the sophomore 

653
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,000
persuasion. 
Is that what that means? 

654
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,800
Uh, no, it means a childish, 
yeah, more or less. 

655
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,300
Me childish. 
I'm not I'm not seeing anything 

656
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:37,100
in the ingredients for 
mayonnaise and your knees, 

657
00:38:37,100 --> 00:38:40,600
mayonnaise. 
I'm not seeing anything as 

658
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,600
dairy. 
No, no dare. 

659
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,600
There's no. 
You can have, you have it if 

660
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,000
your life goes to tell it just 
looks like it should be Dairy. 

661
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,200
May your days.
