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The mini podcast presents C&D 
under the table. 

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So Cheddar's going to be out 
late. 

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Yeah, it's all that. 
So, he says, if he can resist 

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getting in the chat with the 
boys. 

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I kind of have a feeling you 
wouldn't be able to. 

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I, I kind of, I was kind of 
hoping once I got on and because

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I saw you and then I jumped on 
and I kind of, I kind of think 

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he'll jump on. 
I think so, yeah. 

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He loves it. 
He does. 

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He loves it. 
Where, where is he going? 

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He said he's driving home. 
Yeah, I don't know. 

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I haven't heard anything for 40 
minutes away. 

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Could have been in Des Moines, 
you know, maybe you went to go 

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see a girlfriend or something, 
or a girl that that he's hoping 

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to be a girlfriend. 
Maybe you? 

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Want to date? 
I don't think so. 

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The way we talk to each other, 
you know, like I. 

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Don't know. 
So I mean like, so like we do 

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that at work, you know, I'd 
heard it was a lot of a military

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thing. 
There wasn't a lot of it in the 

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Navy cause that was back when 
you could still get kicked out 

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for that stuff. 
So like, and there's the, you 

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know, and nobody wants to, 
nobody that's in the Navy wants 

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to actually like, Oh yeah, I'm 
so gay. 

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You know, it's all jokes mostly 
I think. 

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Yeah, well, as far as you know. 
As far as I know, but like and 

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then it was oh, what was the 
keep wanting to say Area 51. the

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IT was just mentioned. 
You know, I was just mentioned 

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last year, the movie, The zombie
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Oh. 
I can't remember the name of it 

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now. 
I always forget the name of it. 

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I don't know why. 15 or 
something. 

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Yeah, I think that's what it is.
1516. 

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Yeah. 
But like they were like they 

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acted super gay to each other 
through that entire movie, you 

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know? 
And it's like, you know, I, I 

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think that's what I don't, I 
don't know why we do it. 

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I don't know why we find it 
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Like I, I know I've said it on 
the podcast before, but like, or

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UTT or whatever, but like, you 
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We drive Toyota forklifts and so
we'll pull up behind each other 

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and we'll we'll finger each 
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Toyota. 
There's a hole in the A. 

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Yeah. 
You know, so it's like it's, 

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it's funny. 
And we giggle and we goof about 

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it and we, we joke about, you 
know, having orgies and all that

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kind of stuff and. 
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You know, it's just, I don't 
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do it, but it's, it's funny. 
It's how you bond in the 

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workplace. 
I get essential. 

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It's essential, really is. 
I never. 

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I didn't do it too much before. 
Maybe it's a newer thing? 

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I think because it's so out of 
the realm of possibility for a 

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lot of people, maybe they can 
joke like that, but nowadays 

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it's, it's very possible. 
You could turn your you could 

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throw a stone and hit 5 gay 
people. 

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Maybe. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Everyone's gay now. 
I definitely know I'm not. 

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I wish, I wish you could do all 
the stuff you could do with like

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a woman, but like with your with
your buddy. 

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No, I I don't wish that at all. 
No, I mean, I'm glad you do. 

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Like, no judgement cast upon 
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I think it's gross, but you 
know, I still love you. 

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Yeah, I'm kidding. 
No, I know you are. 

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We've really, we've stretched 
this sexual kink to such an 

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extreme. 
It's, it's, it's like you meet 

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somebody at work and you're, 
they're like, hi, I'm gay and 

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it's like, hi, I, I like Plaid 
skirts. 

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Like why are we telling each 
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You don't need to tell me 
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Thank. 
You we tried. 

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To normalize it so hard, yeah, 
we've tried to tried so hard to 

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normalize things like that. 
Thank you for telling. 

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Me. 
Nobody really cares. 

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Yeah, that's life. 
Thanks for. 

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Yeah, it's weird. 
It is. 

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It's in the professional realm. 
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years ago. 
So my my boss was a lesbian and 

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her her girlfriend, you know, 
they're married now, but you 

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know, they work together, right?
And neither one of them liked me

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because they, they asked me. 
She she asked me one day. 

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What, what do you think about my
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that? 
And I just, I just told her, I 

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said, you asked. 
I think I think it's gross. 

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I mean, you asked me, I think 
it's gross, but like, I don't 

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have anything against you. 
Like as a person, I, I, I have 

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no problem with carrying on a 
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and they hated me for years. 
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So my boss's son started working
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assistant supervisor out there 
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with the guy. 
I, I liked him. 

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I thought he was a great guy. 
His lisp was a little annoying, 

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but whatever, you know? 
I mean, we all do stuff that 

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annoy each other. 
I can look past a lot of things.

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Yeah, yeah, you know, but he's 
gay. 

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But he, yeah, he was, he was, I 
mean, he was, he was apparently 

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pretty flamin, you know, But I 
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I still carried back one night. 
And I'm not trying to get 

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religious. 
I I know I do it anyway because 

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it just seeps out. 
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the guy was going to trust 
Christ. 

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I really, truly thought he was. 
He didn't, but at least not that

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night. 
Maybe he did another night. 

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I don't know. 
Maybe it opened up to the, you 

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know, whole experience or 
whatever. 

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I don't know. 
But, you know, people are 

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people. 
Who cares? 

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A lot of people, apparently. 
Yeah, I care. 

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It's not. 
It's all we talk about now. 

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It is, yeah. 
We, you know, join us on the on 

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the UTT because we'll talk about
the hot controversial topics, 

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very hot, like whether or not 
you should say on the air. 

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You shouldn't. 
You should. 

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We're talking about people being
openly gay. 

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Cause Joey is OK. 
Yeah, 'cause I like men. 

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Big deal. 
Yeah, yeah, no, it's just in the

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professional environment where 
it's like, hi, I'm gay. 

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Yeah, it's like, hi, I like, I 
like butt stuff. 

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So are. 
You talking about like, why are 

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we telling each other, right? 
I just met you. 

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I don't need to know you're gay.
Right. 

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Yeah. 
I'm very much, I'm not like 

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don't ask, don't tell, but if I 
find out I hate you, I'm very 

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much don't care, don't tell me. 
If you walk up and you identify 

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your, you're making that your 
identity when that is actually 

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just a detail about your life. 
Correct. 

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Yeah, that's true. 
Like, OK, so that I am married 

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is a whole different thing. 
My wife is part of my identity 

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and my life because we're life 
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So, OK, you walk up and you go, 
oh, hey, this is my husband Tom.

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It's like, all right, that is a 
that's a tasteful way to say 

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that you are. 
It is thereby. 

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But to walk up and go, hey, I'm 
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Hey, I'm gay. 
That was a very big thing for 

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like athletes. 
I'm gay. 

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I'm a gay athlete. 
It's like, no. 

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Cool. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Exactly. 
Doesn't change. 

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Doesn't really change anything 
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So, so Joey, so Joey just said 
something genius and and it got 

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glossed over. 
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that he even realized that it 
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But he summed it all up in just 
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He says, he says hi. 
I like Plaid skirts. 

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Hi. 
I like to hold hands. 

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That's my kink. 
You know, Who cares? 

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Yeah. 
Nobody, honestly, nobody cares. 

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If that's your kink, that's your
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Whatever. 
It's weird that that we come 

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right out of the gate with that.
Yeah, it's like saying your kink

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right off the bat. 
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And that's not something I go 
around telling everybody. 

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That was just here on the 
podcast talking with my friends,

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you know, and it just so happens
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or whatever, you know, listen to
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Hi, I'm into, I'm into 
dismantling. 

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Whoa. 
Wait, like like like computers 

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or like? 
What are we talking? 

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About right dismantling is on 
the kink list, apparently. 

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I don't. 
I don't want to know if you can 

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hold that cool. 
Really, don't you? 

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Probably don't. 
Glad you googled that, but don't

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tell me what that means. 
I don't. 

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Yeah, if I wanted to Google it, 
I would. 

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I'm not going to because I don't
want to know. 

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I don't. 
Want to? 

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So I'm currently watching WKUK 
their entire series. 

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Classic. 
Yeah, I'm in Season 4, I think. 

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I don't know if they did four or
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kind of actually did some 
dismantling in one of their 

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episodes once. 
So they so they had so they had 

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an alien body, right? 
And they were at Area 51, and 

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they were doing an autopsy on 
this alien body, and it was 

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filled with Reese's peanut 
butter or, excuse me, Reese's 

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Pieces. 
Yeah. 

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And then, like, cut its, they 
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Oh, well, maybe there's organs 
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And they cut the leg off and 
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Reese's Pieces. 
I have not seen that one. 

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Oh yeah, there's, there's a, 
I've run into a bunch of them 

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that I because normally I, I 
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and I didn't realize they had 
that many boobies in there. 

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Why does kids? 
You know, a lot actually. 

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For no reason at all. 
Yeah, no, no reason at all. 

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None. 
It's just like you can watch 

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four or five episodes and not 
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I guess. 
I guess they they got it out of 

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their system and it's like. 
Nope, there's the boobs the the 

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school bus 1. 
Yeah, it's all my soul. 

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Twice. 
You know, like. 

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What the? 
Whole thing about like how 

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communism is actually not all 
that bad and then they come. 

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Back and make. 
And the back of the school bus 

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is pretty great. 
I mean, it makes me want to go 

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sit in the back of the of the 
cool of the the cool bus. 

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Yeah, it is a cool bus now, 
yeah. 

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We've been just driving by. 
Crazy. 

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And one of those guys is a big 
name director now. 

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Yeah, we were talking about that
last night. 

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Yeah. 
Oh, really? 

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Yeah, he's directing. 
I'm seeing previews for it all 

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the time. 
That movie Weapons, that's 

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coming out. 
Oh, no, yeah. 

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That's one of the the guy, Zach.
From is that where the kids? 

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You know, it's just called 
weapons. 

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Zach. 
Is that the Kevin Smith one or 

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I? 
Think I know which one he is. 

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No, in the first season he's got
like a shaved head. 

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Yeah. 
He's the guy with the PCP 

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gallon. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That was a gallon. 

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It's pretty classic. 
Yeah, he's Abraham Lincoln. 

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It's too. 
Bad. 

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He's directing the new Resident 
Evil movie, which is what 

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crossover in my brain. 
No. 

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Well, Resident Evil and I know 
about whitest kids, you know, 

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and they're crossing over. 
Yeah, he's he's into horror, so.

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Well, I mean, that's like, 
that's like, what was it? 

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Was it? 
TMTO guy, yeah. 

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Yeah, he I watched both 2/2 of 
the movies I have. 

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Oh, his are good. 
Jordan Peele. 

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I have Jordan Peele. 
Yeah. 

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Jordan Peele's horror movies. 
They're good. 

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And so the reason the. 
First one. 

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Everything after that's been. 
So, and the reason why I would 

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say that they are good is 
because like they're different, 

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they're not the same. 
The second one was that was it 

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us? 
That one was. 

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Really weird. 
Yeah, that's what it would be 

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called today. 
But the one before that? 

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Slash then. 
Yeah. 

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I can't remember what the other 
one was before that that was 

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called that one. 
Get out. 

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Get out, get out. 
That was the first one, yeah. 

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Yeah, that was that. 
I didn't expect it to go that 

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way, that. 
Movie. 

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Yeah, I thought it was. 
If a movie can surprise me, I 

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consider it to be pretty decent.
I haven't seen. 

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Nope. 
I liked Nope. 

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I enjoyed Nope. 
I enjoyed it a lot. 

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I haven't seen that one yet. 
It's never good at titling these

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movies. 
He titles them on purpose, the 

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way black people react in horror
films. 

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He has said this himself. 
No kidding. 

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No, it's funny. 
I like that. 

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Nope, I like that. 
Get out you're that. 

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Black lady in your mind get. 
Out I do. 

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I'm picturing it right now. 
Oh, good, it's on Peacock. 

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I'm going to have to. 
I'm going to have to watch that.

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I thought it was. 
I know this is it's not horror 

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at all, but I thoroughly enjoyed
Happy Gilmore too so. 

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I haven't watched it yet. 
It so Matt was, we had a pretty 

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slow day the other day yesterday
and Matt was I think Matt 

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finished watching it while we 
were sitting there at work and 

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he was, he kept giggling pretty 
hard. 

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So it must be pretty good. 
Giggling hard. 

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Yeah, it was funny though. 
Yeah, that's my more along the 

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lines of horror, comedy and 
along. 

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I don't know if you all have 
seen a movie called The 

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Blackening. 
Yes, I have. 

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That does not. 
Sound so funny. 

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No, it sounds fake. 
That movie's so funny, though. 

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It's about this group of friends
come together and they get 

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locked in this like this crazy 
house with A and this board game

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shows up called The Blackening 
and it's a group of black 

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friends and they're all like, 
we're not playing this racist 

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crap. 
What are y'all? 

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What is this? 
And it. 

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Yeah. 
Oops. 

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It's really funny though. 
Looks like I'm on Peacock for 

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the rest of the weekend. 
That's on Peacock console. 

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There's a good cup on Peacock. 
Yeah, I really, really. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
There's what? 

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What on Peacock? 
I just. 

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There's a lot of good stuff on 
Peacock. 

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Yeah, there is. 
I just rewatched WrestleMania 3 

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on Peacock. 
Heck yeah. 

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Heck yeah, buddy. 
Heck yeah, buddy. 

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You know another thing I want to
do? 

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I want to go back and watch some
of Hulk Hogan's films after this

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week, man. 
There you go. 

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WrestleMania 3, that's on there.
They're macho man meeting in 

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heaven. 
Yeah, brother, you know, we 

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should have got something for 
bringing those two guys together

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on our podcast. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, we did. 
Oh geez, I'm forgetting his 

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name. 
What is his name? 

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There's AWWE Wrestler who back 
in there was like 2005. 

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Gosh, what was his name? 
No. 

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No. 
Probably. 

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That was the 90s, Joe. 
I always bring up the 90s gold 

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dust. 
Gold dust. 

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I don't. 
Remember his gold dust? 

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He. 
Killed his wife and his kid. 

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What? 
Oh man, Chris. 

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They they saw this thing. 
It was like it's Friday only on 

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On Heaven TV. 
Chris. 

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And walkers and a loser goes to 
hell match. 

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Nice. 
Oh my goodness. 

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I love that, you know? 
I'd watch it. 

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I would too. 
Chris Benoit was a really good 

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wrestler. 
Yeah, that's really sad. 

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It's been, it's been an eventful
week, I think, because I think 

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this week was Ozzy Osbourne. 
Ozzy. 

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Osbourne died too, yeah. 
Ozzy And what's his name from 

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The Cosby Show? 
Yeah. 

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Malcolm Jamal Warner, yeah. 
Who died? 

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Theo Theo Theo. 
Theo's dead. 

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What? 
Yeah. 

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He died. 
Cosby, what'd you do? 

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It's his. 
Family, Family Vacation. 

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He was on vacation with his 
family and his daughter also was

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they? 
They were both dead, I guess, 

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and they brought the daughter 
back and they weren't able to 

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bring him back. 
What happened to him? 

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He was not swimming. 
He died, bro. 

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Didn't you just hear that? 
Come on, I said it out loud. 

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He died. 
Some people lived through it. 

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Some. 
People don't die. 

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Some people just don't die. 
Some people just are alive. 

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Just ever. 
In a couple of weeks I'll be on 

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vacation and I'll be in a place 
where they have a Hulk Hogan 

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store. 
So I'll I'll go there and pay my

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respects. 
Yeah, brother. 

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Just a few months ago, my boss 
met him. 

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He took pictures with him. 
He's a big wrestle wrestler fan.

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Yeah, man, I would have loved 
him. 

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Yeah, he's in good spirits. 
He was all, he was all like, 

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he's a big, he's a big Christian
brother. 

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He is. 
Yeah. 

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Anything he talked about, he's. 
Born again now. 

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He Yeah. 
Blood of grace, brother. 

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So apparently he got saved and 
baptized, just not one of the. 

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One of the shirts that sold his 
store because I was looking at 

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it, but it's a Proverbs. 
I forget what the verse is, but 

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iron sharpened with iron. 
Oh yeah. 

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It's a big, big thing there in 
the store. 

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Apparently so. 
Absolutely. 

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Heck yeah. 
And apparently, apparently 

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Aussie was as well. 
So. 

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That's what I've heard. 
That's great. 

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There's a lot of a lot of, and 
again, not trying to get 

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religious because this isn't a 
religious podcast, but there's 

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been a lot of that in the last 
couple of years. 

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Well, so I was Justin Bieber was
one that came out the city. 

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He got saved. 
Yeah. 

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Right after he passed away, this
guy that I came at the stumbled 

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across his TikTok shared a 
testimony. 

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Apparently he goes around to 
like all these like celebrity 

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meet and greets and like he'll 
go and he'll give him like a 

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personalized Bible. 
And so Ozzy, and this is just a 

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history lesson for everybody. 
Ozzy grew up very religious, I 

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think Catholic and Catholic, 
super religious. 

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And then but his big thing, he's
like, I couldn't understand like

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the the Bible, like it wasn't a 
language that like it just 

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didn't make sense to me. 
I I couldn't dumb it down enough

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for me. 
Yeah, you can't write a Bible in

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in language that goes. 
I was just going to understand 

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it and so. 
He gave him, gave him a 

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personalized Bible. 
He's like, look, this is this is

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a Bible that's for you. 
It's got your name on it, like 

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engraved in it. 
And it was like, I don't know, 

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one of the more modern, like it 
was like ESV or something like 

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that. 
He's like a little bit more 

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modernized as far as the 
language goes. 

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And apparently like he ran into 
Ozzy's son like 2-3 months later

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at another convention and he 
recognized him and he's like, 

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Hey, I remember you, you gave my
dad that Bible. 

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And he's like, he's not gone 
anywhere without it ever since. 

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Like he's just like, they forgot
it at the at the table 

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apparently. 
And so he like, he made the 

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people come back and go grab it 
for him and he like carried it 

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with him everywhere he went so. 
Wow, Marilyn Manson. 

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You'd think. 
Marilyn Manson is another one 

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that you can't think What? 
Yes. 

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What? 
Yeah, so anti. 

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That's crazy because he was anti
God for so long. 

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Yeah, like absolutely. 
Like anything church. 

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Any. 
Yeah. 

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And he's another one that grew 
up in a in a religious home. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Gives me hope that I didn't 
completely screw my kids out. 

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So I'm having a surgery to 
remove a rib guys. 

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The two lower ones though, yeah,
I'm not going to tell you why 

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not like I'm going to make 
videos on the interview. 

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Was it supposed to be the wait a
second wait a second I don't 

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have it. 
Was it supposed to be the lower 

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ones? 
I I had my 2 top ribs removed. 

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No wonder I'm having health 
issues. 

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It's OK. 
I'll do it for you. 

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You're going for. 
I know. 

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You're going for. 
I know you're going for. 

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I can do it. 
You're welcome. 

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I'm a good friend. 
Yeah, what up, baby? 

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You know, again, again. 
It's not gay. 

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It's just a bro job. 
It's one brother helping out 

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another brother. 
What did I know right And 

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you're? 
Going to pay you missed you 

399
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,840
missed a conversation a. 
Pretty good one. 

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You missed a Yeah, you missed a 
conversation I came in on, which

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was it's very popular now, 
apparently, for people to really

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just lead with their sexuality 
because, you know, everybody 

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asks right away what your 
sexuality is. 

404
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Hi, my name is Joe. 
I'm into dismantling. 

405
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:53,760
My name is Dan and yes. 
Yeah, I like it. 

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All it's a, it's a solid yes, 
yeah. 

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00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,880
I'll just do it. 
All right, see, I guess I'll 

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have sex with it, Hun. 
And. 

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00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,880
That was easy. 
It was a mistake being a part of

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00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,720
this podcast. 
Yeah, probably. 

411
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,400
Mistake we're made. 
So I'm going to go. 

412
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,920
Ahead and leave it and. 
Then the whole. 

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It's hilarious how everybody in 
the United States in grade 

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school, no matter where you were
at, knew or heard the rumor that

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he took out his two lower ribs. 
Yeah, he could suck. 

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Himself off. 
Yeah, no, I heard it. 

417
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,920
And he didn't. 
Hear it? 

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It wasn't true. 
It wasn't true, but somehow. 

419
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The entire country knew before 
Internet was a thing. 

420
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,440
Yeah, yeah, 'cause you just look
at him. 

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I mean, yeah, you totally would 
do that. 

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I mean, you could you could see 
how you could pretty much make 

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up any kind of crazy thing about
that guy that you want to and it

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would be easy to believe. 
Yes, in this day and age, yeah, 

425
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100%. 
Just it blows my mind how 

426
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somebody that I didn't even know
who they were had heard a rumor 

427
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that their two lower ribs were 
removed so they could suck 

428
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,360
themselves. 
Off and they told me too. 

429
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,000
And they told. 
You don't even need to do that. 

430
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,160
Yeah, you just do it, Yeah. 
If it's just. 

431
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It takes a little bit of 
stretching. 

432
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,760
Right. 
Big enough. 

433
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,360
It's got to be big. 
It helps. 

434
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,000
Yeah, I. 
Mean, you know 4 1/2, right? 

435
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So I would not know what that's 
like, but. 

436
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,000
Well, I mean this is this is 6. 
I'm not so great. 

437
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,240
Yeah, I'm not so great at it. 
Yeah, this is 6 inches, right? 

438
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,800
Yeah, this is 6 inches. 
It just depends on how close it 

439
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,560
is to you. 
That's the camera trick. 

440
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,680
Yeah. 
Oh my goodness, that's like 37 

441
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inches. 
That's as big as my head, 

442
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,920
basically as. 
Big as my head I use wide. 

443
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Lens whenever I take pictures of
it. 

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Wide lens. 
I do a pan, I do a panoramic 

445
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,320
like that. 
That the the people that were 

446
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doing the videos there for a 
while with the the app that 

447
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would do that. 
It would, it would have the line

448
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,440
and you could like move your 
arms in different directions and

449
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,160
make them weird. 
You know what I'm talking about 

450
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,880
that that'd be the. 
I'm sure there were quite a few 

451
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pictures. 
Taken it. 

452
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,280
Probably still is, yeah. 
Yeah, right now I'll. 

453
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Do it right now. 
Here comes the bar. 

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We have another WKUK skit where 
they were sitting in the 

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00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,560
restaurant and saying that the 
salad tasted like a vagina and 

456
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,320
they kept going on about it. 
Vagina. 

457
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,800
Kept going on and on and on 
about it until the kid finally 

458
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,920
is like, let me try. 
And he goes this tasting like 

459
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,680
vagina. 
And he goes, I knew it, I knew 

460
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,640
it. 
You've been eating vagina. 

461
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,000
Like that one my friends from 
work just like that one video I 

462
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,920
saw this guy was like hey smell 
my fingers and the and his 

463
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,440
friend smelled and he's like 
dude, is that my sister? 

464
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,240
And then he's like laughing 
while the guy that pulled up his

465
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:51,960
fingers is like distraught and. 
Nice. 

466
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:57,440
Smells like my sister. 
Yes, wash your sister. 

467
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,880
Sauce Yes, wash your sister 
sauce. 

468
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,720
Wash your sister sauce as. 
Long as you have a clean mind, 

469
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,880
that's pretty funny, but if you 
don't, it's pretty dark. 

470
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,680
I don't. 
I don't. 

471
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,960
I don't my sister either so. 
Is that like bath water? 

472
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:18,120
Yes, yeah, which is probably 
something you can buy online. 

473
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,040
Yeah, my Sydney Sweeney 
bathwater bar of soap is getting

474
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,720
here pretty soon. 
Very excited for. 

475
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,240
It has the hole in the middle. 
Isn't that a Doctor Squatch 

476
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,440
brand scent now? 
That's. 

477
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,160
A real thing. 
I'm I'm putting a hole in it as 

478
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,920
soon as I get it. 
No, he's got one already. 

479
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,240
You're just going to have to 
break it in. 

480
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,960
Oh yeah, make it to your size. 
Just punch through. 

481
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,000
Hi, my name is Dan. 
I banged my bar of soap this 

482
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,920
morning. 
Really clean. 

483
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,480
Sexaholics Anonymous. 
That's that's how I'm putting 

484
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,240
our first foot in the 
conversation. 

485
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,160
Holy. 
Yeah, I like it. 

486
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,840
Holy cunt, What is he looking 
at? 

487
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,080
OK, never mind. 
So I typed, I typed, I typed in 

488
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,120
Bathwater for sale. 
Yeah, it's Bell. 

489
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:13,600
Define Bathwater on YouTube. 
Still came up, yeah, that's got 

490
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,080
to be fermented by now. 
That's got to become wine by 

491
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,080
now. 
Well. 

492
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,920
There's still people that 
wanting to buy that. 

493
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,560
Why would he have Sidney Sweeney
bath soap from Doctor Squatch 

494
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,080
Dr. Squatch I. 
Don't think he's a yeah. 

495
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,720
Holy cow is true? 
I know it's bell define. 

496
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,520
Don't look her. 
Up. 

497
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,080
Don't. 
Just look up Sydney Sweeney and 

498
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,920
be thankful. 
Well, yeah, I mean, Sydney 

499
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,920
Sweeney's pretty what? 
Was the word I was thinking. 

500
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:43,120
About. 
I'm doing him, I'm thinking. 

501
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:51,080
So apparently it's it's still 
selling for $368. 

502
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,880
It's got to be wine by now. 
It's just a little tin. 

503
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,560
It's sealed though. 
See. 

504
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,760
It's like it was canned. 
I know. 

505
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,880
But the natural sugars and yeast
in there, oh, there's a lot of 

506
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,000
overtime given overtime. 
Oh. 

507
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,320
Yeah, or a yeast infection it. 
Might be it might be that like 

508
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:14,720
the yoni beer by now. 
You know what? 

509
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,960
You know what? 
Oh, my goodness, that's perfect.

510
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,600
So for the next guy's trip, 
that's what. 

511
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,760
That's what I'll do. 
I'll get us some. 

512
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,920
I'll get us some yoni beer. 
No. 

513
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,280
And then? 
You're going to say bath water? 

514
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,640
No Yoni beer. 
And then we'll have what's the 

515
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,600
what's the stuff from Chicago? 
I'm drawing a blank. 

516
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,080
I've got it right now. 
Hot dogs, Malort. 

517
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,080
Well, so I have Yoni Yoni beer 
and Malort chasers dead. 

518
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,400
I would. 
Rather, drink a pint of Malort, 

519
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,560
all right. 
Instead of yoni beer. 

520
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,520
And and then and then lick one 
of you guys up and down Yoni 

521
00:25:54,360 --> 00:26:00,960
beer. 
I'll take one for the team. 

522
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:12,880
I'm not going to drink I. 
Will now stand here naked, yeah.

523
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,240
I don't. 
I don't know that I could. 

524
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,880
Honestly, I don't know that I 
could drink. 

525
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,160
Like a beer like that, things 
where it doesn't taste any 

526
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,000
different, mind game like it is 
well and. 

527
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,160
I I did see there's one, there's
two or three brands that I've 

528
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,920
seen. 
No, it's. 

529
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,320
Real it is. 
Real. 

530
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,360
It's real. 
They take a. 

531
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,080
Swab that. 
Much It's a Japanese. 

532
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,760
Man. 
They're all freaks. 

533
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,960
They swab the. 
Inside and they freak that 

534
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,880
culture strain and they grow it 
and that's what they use to 

535
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,200
ferment the beer. 
It's like we don't you see how 

536
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,560
they animate women? 
Yeah, we dropped. 2. 

537
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,200
Atom bombs on them. 
That's our fault. 

538
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,840
That's our fault. 
We messed. 

539
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,040
Them up? 
No, but there's several. 

540
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,160
Companies. 
One of them, one of. 

541
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,560
Them that I've. 
Seen they put a picture of the 

542
00:26:56,560 --> 00:27:00,480
woman on the bottle of the beer 
from whom the bacteria came 

543
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,960
from. 
That's like drinking a gallon 

544
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,000
of. 
Milk and being like, hey, this 

545
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,360
is the kind that it came from. 
It's no different. 

546
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,360
Or the woman I. 
Mean, you know, if you're into, 

547
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,000
I'm sure you can probably buy 
that too. 

548
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,440
If we're going to, there's a 
big. 

549
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,240
Demand for it right now. 
Hi, my name is Joe. 

550
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,240
I'm in the breast milk. 
Yeah. 

551
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,240
Hi. 
Joe. 

552
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,840
I'm into giving you breast milk 
if. 

553
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,680
I could do it. 
I'd be a wet nurse. 

554
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,400
I. 
I'm into. 

555
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,440
Lactation I can work anything 
with a. 

556
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,440
Little bull, let me tell you, I 
sell that stuff. 

557
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,440
That was another thing. 
Oh my goodness, I got a good 

558
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,600
latch on you. 1.2 million. 
For when I'm out of this 

559
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,680
conversation. 
I got it hair in my mouth. 

560
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,840
One point. 
It's only like. 30 it's like 

561
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,200
30,000 Oh, I I saw one. .2 
million, I don't remember where 

562
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,560
it was earlier this week I saw 
well if he's got a better buyer.

563
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,600
Than you, I mean, I'll sell him 
mine. 

564
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,880
I mean, yeah, I mean, shoot, you
can do just fine with one, 

565
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,440
right? 
I'm shooting both. 

566
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,280
Right. 
One will just grow bigger, 

567
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,560
right? 
Say it's right. 

568
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,280
Yeah. 
What are we talking about? 

569
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,000
Now selling our. 
Testicles sell both of them and 

570
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,240
just take like testosterone 
shots, right? 

571
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,680
No, I wouldn't want to. 
Do that, but that's like a 

572
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,520
prosthetic. 
Get a prosthetic. 

573
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,840
Yeah, I get a robot testicle. 
Prosthetic not. 

574
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,160
Is not. 
I don't want to be one of The 

575
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,920
Dirty. 
Crankers OK, yeah. 

576
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,600
Just think of it as like. 
Cyberpunk no Sick. 

577
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,640
Not going to be only if. 
It shoots lasers. 

578
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,720
After that, if it shoots lasers,
I'll do it. 

579
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,960
Dirty clankers. 
Are taking all our jobs, you 

580
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,880
keep saying. 
You keep saying. 

581
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,560
That and we're. 
Nearing the edge. 

582
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,080
Yeah, we, we've. 
We've been over the edge for 

583
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,040
like 10 minutes, edging right 
now. 

584
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,280
What? 
He's got a jolt. 

585
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,880
Yeah, he does. 
Yeah, from Redcon. 

586
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,760
One, they're delicious. 
Hold on, let me get my. 

587
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,240
They're amazing. 
Tastes like cola. 

588
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,920
Yeah. 
Yeah, I really like the the 

589
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,440
Celsius they're they're a cherry
cola. 

590
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,800
It's really tasty, really tasty.
I keep. 

591
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,600
Meaning I'm going to. 
One of these days I want to make

592
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:03,320
the the viral coke you that you 
can make at home. 

593
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,160
Oh yeah, the. 
Colombian coke, Yeah, yeah. 

594
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,840
No, not. 
That one viral soda it's pretty 

595
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,360
viral with. 
A certain group of people, yeah,

596
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,000
with that with. 
That group, this is a different 

597
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,920
group. 
It's something, it's something 

598
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,040
like coconut. 
It's like coconut sugar or 

599
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,440
something like that. 
Do you start with. 

600
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,080
I don't know, I can't remember 
what it was. 

601
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,360
I saved it. 
Yeah. 

602
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,520
What's his, what's his name? 
Does it here that here that 

603
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,760
we're all. 
Now, like now, US coke is going 

604
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,040
to be like Mexican Coke. 
Oh, really? 

605
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,560
They're. 
Just going to use sugar. 

606
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,160
Pure sugar thing. 
That Trump announced he's a 

607
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:43,160
successfully no negotiated deal.
Oak is now using. 

608
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,120
Cane sugar, just like the 
Mexicans, I would like the. 

609
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,920
Cheaper gas. 
What happened? 

610
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,360
Cheaper gas. 
Mexican coke. 

611
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:56,200
OK, I don't care. 
I don't care, it's still 350 a 

612
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,640
gallon. 
Thanks. 

613
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:58,040
Huh. 
Woo. 

614
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,680
Hoo, really? 
That's wow. 

615
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,480
What do you mean really? 
90. 5 where I'm at, bro. 

616
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,960
Yeah, not for us. 
Yeah, it's under 3. 

617
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,920
Dollars a gallon here. 
Sweet. 

618
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,840
That's that super. 
Oh, it just broke. 

619
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,480
The threshold where I'm at it's 
at three O 4. 

620
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,000
That's for the Super. 
Unleaded, which is I pay. 

621
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,640
I get AE85I pay like a little 
over a little over under $2.00 a

622
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,120
gallon. 
We don't even have. 

623
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,520
The Super unleaded here I just 
keep. 

624
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,240
Pissing in the gas tank it gets 
me 4. 

625
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,840
Miles, it works. 
It gets me. 

626
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,920
I didn't. 
I've been doing. 

627
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,120
It since last year and I'm still
going baby. 

628
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:36,320
It's combustible it. 
Makes a lot of diesel every day,

629
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,960
but you know. 
Yeah. 

630
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,240
I'm a bomb 3 seconds away from 
pissing in my gas tank because 

631
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,440
of the stupid gas prices. 
It's part in the funnel. 

632
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,320
It's not that expensive. 
Right now. 

633
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,200
You know what though? 
I decided. 

634
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:57,120
I decided since last week maybe 
Mellow Joe from now on not going

635
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:57,560
to have. 
Any. 

636
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,920
Controversy, Joe, Come on, 
opinion. 

637
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,960
Don't be like that. 
Man, come on buddy, it's going 

638
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,880
to last like 10 minutes. 
Give it give it like 3 days. 

639
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,280
I'll just. 
You'll just start talking about 

640
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,360
school buses. 
Go ahead. 

641
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,720
Because if you're going to be 
like. 

642
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,200
That if you're going to be like 
that, then we're going to try 

643
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,600
and push you over the air. 
You failed. 

644
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,840
You failed. 
To realize that I put on my my 

645
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,480
spectacles. 
So I saw your. 

646
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,680
Spectacles. 
I can make you take them off. 

647
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,480
Where'd Joe go? 
Exactly. 

648
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,640
Who's that? 
I'm like Superman, I'll call him

649
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,960
Superman. 
And yeah, my specs is. 

650
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,640
Yes. 
Oh, hey, Joe, you knew that. 

651
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,200
Yeah, I'm, I'm. 
Super calm, super chill, I'm not

652
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,680
ever going to lose it again. 
You haven't lost it. 

653
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,120
I've lost it exactly. 
I haven't lost it. 

654
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,280
I'm not going to lose it because
I'm not going to have any 

655
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,960
controversy anymore. 
It's OK. 

656
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,720
Derek, I'm sorry. 
That you're dissatisfied about 

657
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,840
this, but this is just so I 
don't know, you know what it's. 

658
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,800
It's actually a welcome 
surprise. 

659
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,480
Sick. 
Happy to help because I love all

660
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:11,280
your guys's mental well beings 
and if I influence that in a 

661
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,000
negative way then I apologize. 
I don't think you affected. 

662
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,240
My mental well-being you're, 
you're affecting it now. 

663
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,920
I apologize. 
Right now, man, you're changing 

664
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,520
who you. 
Are so don't change who you are.

665
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,960
I think this is what. 
People want, so I'm just going 

666
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,240
to, I'm just going to do it. 
No, I think. 

667
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,120
It's better. 
For I think it's better for they

668
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,320
wanted this. 
Who said they wanted this joke? 

669
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,720
Yeah, I. 
Would I was ridiculed by 

670
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,520
everyone last week. 
So I, I think I'm yeah, because 

671
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,200
it's funny. 
Not because we want you to 

672
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,080
change. 
You ridicule us. 

673
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,240
When we're idiots, we just give 
and take relationship. 

674
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,040
Didn't think it was. 
Funny. 

675
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,320
So that person is changing. 
So I didn't think it was funny 

676
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,600
that. 
We were giving you a hard time 

677
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:58,040
about your opinion, which is. 
Seriousness. 

678
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,480
He sat there. 
Work. 

679
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,200
With. 
His little headphones for 

680
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,920
himself. 
We were giving him crap. 

681
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,280
I love you, Joe. 
I love you. 

682
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,120
I love you if you're gay. 
I love you if you like holding 

683
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,600
hands. 
I love you if you love 

684
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,200
dismantling. 
Do you like holding? 

685
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,120
Hands. 
I'm not. 

686
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,720
I don't really like dismantling.
No, no, I know, freak. 

687
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,760
Freak you are, you are. 
Loved you are loved and 

688
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:29,360
respected and. 
I you and what's funny? 

689
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,880
What's really funny, Joe, is you
don't have that many hot takes. 

690
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,120
Like as of late, you've had a 
few. 

691
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,720
Usually it's me who's losing his
grip. 

692
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,600
They're just invalid. 
And nobody likes I'm a 900. 

693
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,640
Year old man, I'm usually Oh my 
goodness. 

694
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,240
My grip, Quit it. 
It's OK bro. 

695
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,320
It's all right, your opinion. 
Is your opinion, are we going to

696
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,680
give you crap about it? 
Yes. 

697
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,880
That's what we do on this 
podcast. 

698
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,440
That's what you're supposed to 
do. 

699
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,680
But. 
Beyond that, it stinks and it's.

700
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:03,720
Crossing. 
That's why you need of a. 

701
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:09,040
Day several, lovers several. 
Lovers. 

702
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,800
Are we still talking about my 
opinions? 

703
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,400
Or no, I think. 
We moved along from that, see 

704
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:15,920
see. 
How? 

705
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,719
See how? 
Captivated we are by that you've

706
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:24,840
captivated me, I'll. 
Do something and you and you I I

707
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,000
do like buttholes. 
There's a sound bite. 

708
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:42,239
We got it, locked it in. 
Oh man, now I need. 

709
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:45,760
To watch that, you know there's 
three Sandlot movies no one 

710
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,440
watches. 
Those though, No. 

711
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,040
The third one. 
Was no good. 

712
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,120
The second one wasn't terrible. 
That's like the. 

713
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,880
The mask too. 
That's like dumb and Dumber too.

714
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,120
OK, now dumb. 
And Dumber was not bad. 

715
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,480
Dumber. 
The prequel was. 

716
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,240
I I really liked the prequel 
where it was the different guys 

717
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,920
that played them. 
No, you didn't like it. 

718
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,880
Bad, terrible. 
It's like the mask. 

719
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,520
Too bad. 
It's like the it's like the Ace 

720
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,720
Ventura where they got a fat 
kid. 

721
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,120
I I. 
Liked it because, oh, junior. 

722
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,480
Ace or whatever junior detective
played by Corky from Nancy. 

723
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,280
You know it. 
It I actually didn't even know 

724
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,120
there was a second Ace Ventura 
movie. 

725
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,600
You know what, Rob? 
If you like, if you like that 

726
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,840
movie, then I only know a pet. 
Detective super happy. 

727
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,640
For you I'd say wow, The reason?
The reason I liked. 

728
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,720
It is because I felt like I and 
I don't remember I, I've known 

729
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,080
who the actor's name is, but I 
don't know. 

730
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,200
But I, he did a really good job 
of just playing Jim. 

731
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,840
Wow. 
Carrie I. 

732
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,760
Wanted to say Carney. 
And I knew that wasn't right. 

733
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,720
Thank you. 
Yeah, I did. 

734
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,960
Old Jim Carney. 
Yeah, he did a really good job. 

735
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,560
Playing Jim Carrey, that's, 
that's what I honestly, that's 

736
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,360
what kept me captivated to the 
whole thing. 

737
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,760
Like this guy's really got him 
down. 

738
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
I respect the. 
Heck out of that opinion. 

739
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,360
That is your opinion. 
And that's your own. 

740
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,120
And I honestly I want. 
I want. 

741
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,760
Old Joe back This is weird. 
We need to. 

742
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:12,640
Create a safe space. 
This is not a safe space. 

743
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,360
We make fun of everyone, that's 
why I said we need to create. 

744
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,600
One true no we. 
Don't. 

745
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,800
That's the magic of everybody. 
Nothing. 

746
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,480
Is awesome. 
We make fun of everything you 

747
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:28,600
think y'all, including calm Joe 
haven't given me enough crap 

748
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:33,480
about my lack of tech intellect.
I'm a 95 year old man and a 30 

749
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,720
year old man body. 
A lot of this stuff is hard 

750
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,480
minded Joe. 
I really understand. 

751
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,320
Shut up, kind Joe. 
You're not interested kind. 

752
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,360
Joe, I'm just like. 
You're boring. 

753
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,920
You're boring. 
You don't like? 

754
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,840
Me. 
That's fine. 

755
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,760
Not everybody has to like me, 
you know. 

756
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,200
I can be me, it could be. 
You. 

757
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,640
And I respect it isn't even you 
and I'll. 

758
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,880
Be a happy. 
Family. 

759
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,160
Oh, it's all me. 
Baby, no, it's all me. 

760
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,320
No, it's not. 
I'll show. 

761
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,200
You all me Well, are you trying 
to impress? 

762
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,160
Impress a girl because you're 
married. 

763
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,520
You don't have to impress 
anybody. 

764
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
I'm trying to impress. 
Danny. 

765
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,680
But he's not on the camera right
now, no. 

766
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,600
Just open the. 
Screen. 

767
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:27,200
Oh yeah. 
Only a few nip. 

768
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,480
Clips on. 
The camera just a. 

769
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,920
Few, just a couple I'm. 
Slicking. 

770
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,160
It Oh my. 
God, oh, he's pitching it. 

771
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,800
It's like. 
A pinch away he's. 

772
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,120
Tugging on that and it's like a 
diamond. 

773
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,120
Oh my goodness. 
Wow. 

774
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,000
OK, that thing. 
Can cut diamonds, yeah. 

775
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,680
He gets that from me. 
Got me as hard as a. 

776
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,480
Diamond. 
That means nobody can. 

777
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:58,960
Get on the inside. 
Of it, that's my fetish. 

778
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,080
Get on the inside. 
Of what? 

779
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,680
Well done. 
Is this the last episode that's 

780
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,480
coming up? 
There's a lot to get through. 

781
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,800
OK, good. 
Maybe we. 

782
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,080
Should get to it. 
Because there's kind of a lot. 

783
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,480
I'm down for it. 
A lot of battling. 

784
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,440
I just don't want to be the. 
Last episode. 

785
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,120
I don't want it to be the last. 
Episode either yeah, I don't 

786
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,400
want it to be the. 
Episode either, then let's keep 

787
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,880
going. 
Forever we could go on ACT. 

788
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,000
Three but. 
Cheddar doesn't. 

789
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,280
Like it and Chet, you don't have
to like say, I didn't like it. 

790
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,920
See, that's where you go. 
Inferencing the all the bad 

791
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,080
stuff because you're a 
pessimist. 

792
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,640
Oh, Joe is. 
Back. 

793
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:41,160
Oh, Joe is back. 
Wait, he's because he. 

794
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,120
Took his glasses off. 
Who had you? 

795
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,240
Can't say that without your. 
Glasses, you had 15 minutes. 

796
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,160
In the pool, that was me. 
That was me. 

797
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,200
Oh damn, we all. 
Owe him 100 bucks? 

798
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,080
Heck yeah. 
I'm back. 

799
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,880
Serial killer Joe Not a 
pessimist, I. 

800
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,600
Just see the world through a 
certain lens. 

801
00:38:58,960 --> 00:38:59,880
You do? 
Yeah, the lens. 

802
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,960
Of your glasses, you nerd. 
Four eyes. 

803
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,600
Nerd. 
I do look like a nerd. 

804
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,760
You're right. 
You're very right and very 

805
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,000
smart. 
Stop it. 

806
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,280
Keen and handsome. 
It hurts. 

807
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:18,360
No, don't call me that. 
I don't know how to take a 

808
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,320
compliment, say. 
A unique food combination. 

809
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,000
I'm a man and I. 
Don't know how to. 

810
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,960
OK, You talked me into it. 
I don't know. 

811
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,640
Oh, you know what I want. 
I'm probably, I'm probably not 

812
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,960
going to make it just because 
it's going to be chicken. 

813
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,240
Poop and fried. 
Chicken I wanted to make. 

814
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,960
This will set Joe off. 
OK, so I I got you guys all 

815
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,480
right. 
Glasses are on. 

816
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,760
I'm unshaken. 
I I'm going to get you, OK? 

817
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,280
I wanted to make pork, pork 
belly, cinnamon rolls. 

818
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,080
OK, that. 
Even got me. 

819
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,200
What is that? 
What? 

820
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,760
It sounds like pork belly's like
big, right? 

821
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,760
Yeah. 
Right. 

822
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,520
Real close. 
Sure, yeah. 

823
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,880
And then you just make. 
A cinnamon roll out of them and 

824
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,440
put them on the grill so you get
the. 

825
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:06,560
Best of both worlds, the savory 
and the sweet and witch. 

826
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,840
Joe, hold on. 
You taking? 

827
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,760
A a pork belly. 
Like strap, like a back strap 

828
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,360
and like rolling it up so 
there's a. 

829
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,920
Couple of different ways I've 
seen it done. 

830
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,920
Some some people will cut 
strips, like big, basically big 

831
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,920
strips of bacon and then roll 
those up with a cinnamon, you 

832
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,960
know, cinnamon sugar mixture, 
cinnamon sugar. 

833
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,880
Some have used. 
I've seen some people use apples

834
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,880
in there. 
There's a lot of different ways 

835
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,760
to do them. 
They all, to be honest. 

836
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,880
It doesn't sound appealing to 
me, but if that's something that

837
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,920
you would like to make and try, 
then I'd I bet you'd make it. 

838
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,600
I'd bet you do a great job of 
making it. 

839
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,960
Joe is forcing. 
This and it's making. 

840
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,920
He's hurting. 
He's hurting. 

841
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,080
He's hurting. 
He's going to be like Malcolm in

842
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,200
the Middle, and he's going to, 
all of a sudden, he's going to, 

843
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,560
I'm going to be the. 
Pessimistic. 

844
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,920
One that disagrees with 
everything. 

845
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,680
Oh, I'm really upset. 
That Danny looks upset about it,

846
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,680
that sounds. 
Terrible Does it really? 

847
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:04,520
They. 
Look really good. 

848
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,520
Over the fire, Joe and I can 
tell. 

849
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,520
You that I don't think it'd be. 
It's not good for. 

850
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,200
It's not for me, no. 
Over the over the fire cooking 

851
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,280
did a pretty good one theirs 
theirs was pretty good looking. 

852
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,480
I that just sounds. 
Gross. 

853
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,600
Let me look it up. 
See. 

854
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:25,000
If I'm see if I'm aroused by it.
It's funny because I just, yeah,

855
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,320
I just picked up over the fire 
Cooking, that is. 

856
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,960
A thing. 
Yeah. 

857
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,800
So it's like caramelized 
cinnamon on the meat, Yeah. 

858
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,560
I'll be. 
Honest. 

859
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,240
I mean so think. 
About it. 

860
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,760
It's like, it's like gay. 
It's like gay bacon it. 

861
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,920
Yeah. 
Gay bacon, Yeah, I'm gonna say. 

862
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,440
In your alls, Gabe Aiken. 
I like. 

863
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,640
Kevin Bacon. 
I like vaginas. 

864
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,920
I put it in memes. 
This is what it looks like. 

865
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,040
Yeah. 
There you go. 

866
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,920
Currently looking at it. 
Right now, up your all. 

867
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,680
'S nose with a rubber hose 
because I would try that yeah 

868
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,360
and I opened up my mind and hey 
look, I feel like I'm having a 

869
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,840
better time in life right Joe 
Joey I. 

870
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,640
I say this in I say this in the 
most respectful and sweetest way

871
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,840
possible. 
Don't say up your nose like a 

872
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,480
rubber hose around me ever 
again. 

873
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,600
Oh, I'm sorry. 
It's because of the glasses. 

874
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,920
Sorry. 
Yeah, that does sound. 

875
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,000
Like you're making fun of me. 
Nice gel though, because. 

876
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,920
That sounds like something I. 
Would say no. 

877
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:30,120
Gosh darn it I would not. 
Hackens. 

878
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,000
Yes, that's it. 
I'm going. 

879
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,440
To start cussing. 
Really. 

880
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:39,800
No, actually, damn it. 
All right, that's it. 

881
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,440
So cook monkey meat. 
What? 

882
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,480
I can edit it together. 
I can get AI to make you cuss. 

883
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,200
You know, probably. 
Is enough. 

884
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,720
Of our voices out on the 
Internet now. 

885
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,760
Lenny. 
Lenny would love that. 

886
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,240
Lenny would love that if you 
could do that, because that's on

887
00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:00,520
his bucket list. 
Because I told him. 

888
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,560
About once every three or four 
years I slip. 

889
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,560
So four or five flavors. 
Yeah, it Hey, it, hey, it 

890
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,560
happens, it happens. 
Can we get AI to? 

891
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,520
Make him say the N word I. 
Can just convince him. 

892
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,080
I'll say, I'll just say it, 
right. 

893
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,320
Now. 
I'll say it you. 

894
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,320
Don't need AI I. 
Don't need, yeah. 

895
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,760
I ain't scared. 
I feel the spirit of. 

896
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:32,080
Hulk Hogan moving through me. 
That also was a WKUK skip for 

897
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,560
the guy. 
The guy was trying to get out of

898
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,280
jury duty and he was it was a 
black guy that was that was 

899
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,240
talking to him and he's like, 
oh, you're racist and you want 

900
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,520
that's how you want to get out 
of jury duty. 

901
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,800
He's like, yeah, I'm just a 
little racist. 

902
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,400
He's already fine. 
See the N word and he's like, 

903
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,320
well, I mean, I, I'm not going 
to say like right now. 

904
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,600
And he goes, no, say right now, 
say right now and you're gone. 

905
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,440
You can go. 
That's all you got to do. 

906
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,760
Just say the N word. 
He's like, so it's like 5 

907
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,600
minutes of going back and forth.
You never could say it. 

908
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,640
Oh man. 
Oh, Bob, I forgot. 

909
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,640
To ask you, because I was busy 
with work this entire week, do 

910
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,520
you want to go shooting next? 
Next Sunday? 

911
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:13,200
Next Sunday. 
Yeah, I guess so they make it a 

912
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,320
date. 
Yeah. 

913
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,280
Where do we want to go? 
Rushy Want to go to the go? 

914
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,520
To the the I was thinking the 
gun club again. 

915
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,880
OK, sick sweet Danny you. 
Want to come with us? 

916
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,120
They're going to Kiev. 
They're. 

917
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,360
Going I'll. 
Be on call next. 

918
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,440
Week. 
So I don't know, yes. 

919
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,000
I'll call you. 
We can. 

920
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,600
Can navigate, we can go pop off 
a couple rounds. 

921
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,040
Yeah, we'll figure. 
Something out? 

922
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,440
Yeah, I still need. 
I still need to clean my 40. 

923
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,360
I'll clean your 40I. 
I cleaned. 

924
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:45,120
My my 9 mil as soon as I got 
home we. 

925
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,440
Got Alex to leave. 
As you should. 

926
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,880
I should have already cleaned 
it. 

927
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,480
I just, you know what? 
Me. 

928
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,280
And Joe is back. 
Good. 

929
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:58,320
That little Rascal little. 
Rascal No, I love him and I. 

930
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,680
Respect. 
I respect him. 

931
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,120
You know, that sounds like of 
him, just it's so much more 

932
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,120
special now that I know who the 
man is. 

933
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:14,040
You've got to know him, Joe. 
I can't listen to Lincoln. 

934
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,160
Without hearing him. 
What? 

935
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,160
Lincoln part Yeah, because that 
one. 

936
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,200
Song that you showed me. 
This AI. 

937
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,040
Voice. 
What? 

938
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,400
No way again my. 
Skin. 

939
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,520
Oh man, what song? 
Is it? 

940
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,320
I don't remember. 
I don't remember what which. 

941
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:41,920
One it was. 
I think it was new divide no? 

942
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,520
No, I think it was where I 
belong. 

943
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,600
I think it was where. 
I belong or. 

944
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:53,280
Breaking the habit? 
I don't know what's. 

945
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:58,520
Worth fighting for? 
Ha, oh, I'm pulling it up. 

946
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:02,520
Right now. 
Giving up. 

947
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,800
I've given up. 
Yeah, that's what it was. 

948
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,920
Yeah. 
Yeah, that is what it is. 

949
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,080
Nice. 
I I can't. 

950
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,880
Listen to that song now without 
hearing his voice. 

951
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,840
Well, now I'm going to have to 
see. 

952
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,960
If that one's on Beat Saber, 
because Linkin Park's on Beat 

953
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,760
Saber, his face with the yeah. 
That one tooth. 

954
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,000
Missing. 
I love. 

955
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,520
I love. 
The top comment It's Stinking 

956
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:39,320
Park. 
Park Stinking Shark.

