1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:09,680 So you'll want to hear a story, maybe of dragon gods in a Dark 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,800 World. Will look no further as I have a 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:19,040 story for you. This is draconic blight. 4 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,560 Welcome. Welcome, everyone, back to the 5 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:37,880 podcast featuring some more Z&D. We're back at it again inside of 6 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:41,840 Dragon's Bliss, smoking on that Dragon's reefer, and we're just 7 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,120 enjoying our trip to the mall. It does sound like the weed 8 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,120 strain. It does sound like the weed 9 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,840 strain and I'm here. For it. 10 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,480 Send you the clouds, so go ahead and take. 11 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:56,440 Your way here. Joe's Dogecoin account. 12 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,640 That's me. That's your new account name on 13 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,960 Discord. Yeah, that's my, that's I, I've 14 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,240 rebranded I. Appreciate it. 15 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,280 Hopefully my doji coin. My Doji coin account is doing 16 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,320 well. Not right now. 17 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,680 No, not at all. No. 18 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,640 In fact, you just got robbed. Yeah, yeah, that's appropriate. 19 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,080 And audited. Oh, and. 20 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,280 And taxed. Oh, like that. 21 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,600 Oh, I don't. Like that at all. 22 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,000 So what else is new? Sounds like another Wednesday 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,680 evening. So you owe Elon Musk 23 million 24 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,160 Dogecoin. Been tough times. 25 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:36,080 Yeah. But anyway, welcome back to 26 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,440 Jaconics Flight. Thank you for joining tonight. 27 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,160 You're welcome. A little bit of a little bit of 28 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,760 review. You guys just visited Goal 29 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,680 Mound. Who? 30 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,840 Goal Mound, The town. Oh, OK, yes. 31 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,880 Where where are you up here, Mr. Tony? 32 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:56,920 But you guys visited around you did some stuff around town. 33 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:02,440 I met Damian in the Chapel. Him and his sultry voice. 34 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,600 I try my best to be sultry. I. 35 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,200 Thought it was sultry, yeah. You did a pretty good job. 36 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,000 Let me give it a shot. Hello Sultry, How are you? 37 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:14,120 Doesn't. Get more sultry than that. 38 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,600 Did apparently have a very sultry voice. 39 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,480 Yeah, yes. It may not be sultry, but it 40 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:25,640 impresses the woman I love. Damian gave you guys a quest to 41 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:30,480 take out some bandits and after a grueling battle finally came 42 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:35,560 out on top, Ebenezer got a girlfriend out of it and you 43 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,040 guys? Told you I could do it, mother, 44 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,480 I told you. No. 45 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,440 You're too weird. Yeah. 46 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:47,600 Also, one thing I completely forgot to be keeping track of 47 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,520 this entire time for you guys is your guys's patron passives. 48 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:56,480 Passive to say. Yes, each one of you has a 49 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:01,520 passive depending on your patron and I've been completely not 50 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,400 been. It just left my mind. 51 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,320 Forgot you guys had him. You're. 52 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:11,920 Making it so Zed your passive is with Umbrax, it adds your 53 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:15,760 personal level to the final damage number when attacking 54 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,080 with a weapon. So since you're level 2, your 55 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,680 damage would be 1 B 6 + 2. I forgot about that also. 56 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,680 Yes, I mean I I forgot about that. 57 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,160 Danny deals more or excuse me, Anthony Hortz deals more damage 58 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:34,320 to types that he's strong against Kane, Sieg does more 59 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:38,520 healing whenever he heals the ones, and then Ebenezer heals 60 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,680 himself whenever he deals the final blow to someone. 61 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:46,520 So that I'm sorry, there have been a there were a couple times 62 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:51,800 last week in the first episode. I should have been more viewing 63 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,120 more. That's right. 64 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,280 That's right. I'm sorry. 65 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,840 I forgive you, Princess. I'm sorry. 66 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,600 I'm. Sorry, TikTok. 67 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,800 I'm. Saying goodbye for. 68 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:09,080 Personally seek you out and I'm going to kill you and all your 69 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:09,960 unborn kill. You. 70 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,960 Oh no. Oh no. 71 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,839 I'm not worried for me, but my unborn children. 72 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,360 Please no. Please. 73 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,320 The ones I the ones I haven't even been produced yet. 74 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,960 Begging you and and. The name of their unknown 75 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,000 mother. Don't do this. 76 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:31,240 But yeah, upon returning, Damien gave Cain Sieg a a gold bag or a 77 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,840 bag of 100 gold. And yes, and he can either divvy 78 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,720 that out or just keep it to himself. 79 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,800 And then you guys fight over it. I don't care. 80 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,480 You guys do what you want. I'll. 81 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:47,320 Keep the gold. OK, that is sniffing Damien and 82 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,800 Damien looks over to Cain Sieg, realizing that maybe he's like 83 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,600 the leader of the group per SE, considering he's the one like 84 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,520 covered in blood and. Obviously. 85 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,200 Hulking. Clearly wrong. 86 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,160 It's Anthony the horse. He's clearly the. 87 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,800 Leader. Of course and. 88 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,440 Then Anthony the horse, just, he's just like pooping on the 89 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,920 floor. Oh, that's. 90 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:20,200 Actually kind of the leader in the group. 91 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,920 I agree. I doubt that. 92 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,600 We can rule them as husband and wife. 93 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,880 That's what I'm saying. What? 94 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,960 What it's? Complicated get over here man 95 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,040 thing. She's. 96 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,600 Got a? The ruler no. 97 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,360 Champion always starting to pull a red rocket, Bobby. 98 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:51,040 'S India, it's spring. The thing You gotta catch me 99 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,760 first. Anthony the horse, and it's 100 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,280 growing. There's blood pumping. 101 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,320 Damien kind of or Damien looks at you, can't see. 102 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,960 So are you guys heading towards Lethal Wind then? 103 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:07,280 Yes. Perfect, you probably should go. 104 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,120 That's where all the benefactors get registered in the Kingdom. 105 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,600 Registered fall what? It's basically a way for 106 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,880 everyone to keep track of all the benefactors in case they 107 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,960 ever go rogue. It would be easier to catch 108 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,720 them. But Keensick, my boy likes to go 109 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,440 rogue. It's the way for the man to keep 110 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,400 you down. Rogue, meaning you don't, you're 111 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,680 breaking the law. Exactly. 112 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,960 Troublemaker. No. 113 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,920 For Anthony, horse, pro horse or three breaking the law. 114 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:41,480 Breaking. The law. 115 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,280 Breaking. The law. 116 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,520 Breaking the law. Breaking the law? 117 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,320 I like that. I feel Kane. 118 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:51,120 Kane's sake. You have another motivation. 119 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,840 Oh, yes, I can feel it. You want to absolve this curse 120 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,640 from you? Try to get help from another 121 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,880 patron. Good luck. 122 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,360 I am bound to you forever, my son. 123 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:08,640 No weird heard of Queen? Emo if if I have games and get 124 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,960 free of the curse I can have his mom out of myself. 125 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:16,760 No, I will be gone back to the afterlife. 126 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:21,360 Not if we find you a body. Perhaps a hot 1? 127 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,520 I I don't know if there's any. Hatred. 128 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:30,520 For my girlfriend, stay away. I don't know. 129 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,520 I don't know if there's a patron that can reverse the curse by 130 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,360 hammer eyes herself, but I'm willing. 131 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:42,840 I'm willing to adventure. I guess that when you select or 132 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,440 get blessed by another patron, maybe the when you use their 133 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,520 powers the curse won't affect you. 134 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,480 Yes, he seems to think there is some way. 135 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,800 We'll see about that. I'm no expert and it's very rare 136 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,600 where the benefactors gain another patron everyone's 137 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,680 usually contempt with, such as myself. 138 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,040 Never. That's why I'm going to be in 139 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:10,160 the 1192 game and you're not. I can never partake in such 140 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,080 tomfoolery. Richard and all of you combined, 141 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,920 but that's fine all. Tomfoolery. 142 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,600 But if? You were with your king. 143 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,200 Pieces of gold. Shut up, short old man. 144 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:26,880 I have hundreds. That's right, talk dirty to me 145 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:31,080 baby, you can't hurt my feelings. 146 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,320 I'm in love. His confidence. 147 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,520 His confidence is attractive. Can't see that's why I like him. 148 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:43,039 No, no, no, no. You. 149 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,200 Can't like him too. You like me? 150 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:51,760 I like a little infighting. But if you guys are on your way 151 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:55,200 to the left wind, the path N that takes you N out of the town 152 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,400 will lead you to let the wind one way or another. 153 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:01,520 Do you have anything else for us? 154 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,040 Puny man maybe? No, not that I can. 155 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,080 Not that I can think of. But maybe I'll see you on Let 156 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:13,080 the Wind someday. I would enjoy that for you as 157 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,480 well. Attractive to me? 158 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:21,040 I almost forgot, the place that you want to go is a Guild called 159 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,480 the Wyvern Busters in Lithuan. It should be in Midtown. 160 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:28,000 Busters, the wife Busters. They beat their wives. 161 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,120 Yeah, I. Don't know. 162 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,920 If I'm. Interested. 163 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,800 I'm sure you are, you horny old goat. 164 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:39,680 You know me all too well. Yeah, too bad you can't pursue 165 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,560 me with your Wiles, huh? Not until I want to. 166 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,800 I know what it feels like to not be wanted. 167 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,920 Just like that old crazy bald headed man over there. 168 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,440 He's going to have to say goodbye to his girlfriend. 169 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:57,480 Girlfriend. He's going to break up with her 170 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,080 and break his poor little heart is. 171 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:07,320 She going to tag along? No, our RGM hates MPT so well. 172 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,120 I do have some bad news, Ebenezer. 173 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,600 No. I am. 174 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,920 I am my wife. I am actually. 175 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,920 I ever do. I'm actually banned from Lethal 176 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,520 Win because I'm a bandit. I will be arrested. 177 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,000 I will be arrested on the spot. She deserves for being a 178 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,480 criminal. My darling, I hope you'll wait 179 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,560 for me. I'll write you a letter every 180 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:34,200 day and send it to you on birds Wing it wing. 181 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,640 You'll send me pigeon mail? If your heart should find 182 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,480 another and they truly make you happy, I won't stand in the way 183 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:48,360 because I love you, I mean. Insect sheds a tear. 184 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,240 Can't see. Why are you coping? 185 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,120 No. No. 186 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,760 Anthony's a horse that's spinning around in a circle 187 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:07,600 again. For you, my dear, maybe one day 188 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,040 I will go and try to make amends with the capital. 189 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,920 Someday I'll try to help make amends while I'm there too. 190 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,440 Maybe with someday you've got God. 191 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,160 If not, I will come and I will find you. 192 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,640 I don't need to live in the big city, wherever you are, that's 193 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,400 home to me. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll set up 194 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,960 shop. That'd be pretty sweet. 195 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,720 I've always wanted to run a shop. 196 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:35,440 You own it and I'll run it. I So she starts walking away, 197 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:41,440 out into a Candace, I should say, starts walking into the 198 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,280 horizon. I want to sing, I want to sing 199 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,760 her a song as she walks and as we walk away, doing my best not 200 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:51,520 to cry. There goes my hero, I was going 201 00:11:51,520 --> 00:12:01,920 to say all by myself. Tangarax patron bait is the is 202 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,480 the cruelest mistress, and it's because of her that I could walk 203 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,560 up. Walk the road. 204 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:12,360 You know, so do you guys start heading towards Lithuan then? 205 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,520 Yeah, I start heading towards Lithuania. 206 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,320 Yeah, Lithuania. OK. 207 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,000 Yeah. I already grabbed potty. 208 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,400 We're going. OK, cool. 209 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,600 Yes, Potty does in fact come her. 210 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,240 Remind me he can't come, but potty can come. 211 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:31,080 Great. Potty has a has an understanding 212 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,880 with the the government. Maybe. 213 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,120 Maybe Potty could be his girlfriend, no? 214 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,800 Potty. Potty's a straight shooter, I 215 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,360 tell you. I. 216 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,400 Tried it once with a gobbling. Girl and you know. 217 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,160 Maybe it's not my cup of tea. There's nothing wrong with them. 218 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,160 It's. Just not gobbling women. 219 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,200 Crazy. I knew the old man was racist, 220 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:51,920 no. I'm not. 221 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:58,040 Potty's my friend. So you guys make your way 222 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,840 towards let the wind. You guys go through the foresty 223 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,920 area. I'll pull up the map. 224 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:09,960 So Gold Mound was about right here on the map, just probably a 225 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,520 few miles South of the Shimmer Lake. 226 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:17,120 But it does take you guys a day and a half to get there. 227 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:23,720 By the time that you get to let the wind there is, it is about 228 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,960 noon ish, just past noon I should say. 229 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,840 But you guys get to Midtown. I send a letter to my love. 230 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:36,280 Do I need to roll? Rope for penmanship. 11 It's 231 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,680 kind of slop, it's kind of sloppy and the bird is very old, 232 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,800 but it starts flying towards back to Gold Mound. 233 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,040 Make it to my love, please. Yeah. 234 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:54,360 So you guys get to the to the gates of let the win. 235 00:13:55,040 --> 00:14:00,480 The gates automatically lead you to Midtown and you go to lower. 236 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,720 Actually, I have a thing written for this. 237 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,640 I probably should read it, huh? Yeah, yes. 238 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,480 Good. But you probably should. 239 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,680 Left wind is the capital of Myth Wind. 240 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,800 It sits on the eastern ocean of the continent atop floating 241 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,400 rocks and dirt. It is divided into 4 different 242 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,360 sections of prosperity and social standing. 243 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,960 The royal section, the upper city, midtown, and lower city. 244 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,520 The upper city holds all the dudes, nobles, and all 245 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,400 surrounding farm that own all surrounding farmland. 246 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,520 In small towns. high-ranking benefactors can be found living 247 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,080 there as well. Midtown is where where you guys 248 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,000 are headed is where all the working folk and low ranking 249 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,600 benefactors live. You can find regular shops and 250 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,400 most of what you can imagine here. 251 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,680 The lower city is where you'll find beggars and benefactors of 252 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:51,680 net cross and mostly the poor. And here in the lower city the 253 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,560 streets go without maintenance for months and buildings go even 254 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,040 longer without it as well. There are some bars and for a 255 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,280 price you could get some information of what you see in 256 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,640 the royal section. Goes without saying where King 257 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,720 Vias and his family reside. What a name. 258 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,160 Yes. Thinking I need to cure some 259 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:18,080 funding 1192 games. You guys head to the gate and 260 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,920 you are affronted by two benefactors. 261 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,880 Obviously I've been accosted. The gate guards. 262 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,120 Holt, What is your business? No. 263 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,800 Get back. Get back. 264 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,600 Zed approaches one of the benefactors and he immediately 265 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:42,000 gets oppressive. Sorry, his sword is drawn. 266 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,880 Anthony. Has to be a jerk about it. 267 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,440 Anthony the horse starts falling at the ground, getting mad. 268 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:55,440 Just wanted to be a friend jerk. No one enters this city without 269 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,440 this. He puts his sword away. 270 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:03,240 And for each five of six of you, I should say, he procures like a 271 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,960 small baggie. And it has a toothbrush, a 272 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,080 little bit of toothpaste and some flaws. 273 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,800 King regulations. The reason why I got mad is 274 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,640 everyone here. It's a law to brush your teeth 275 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,880 here. So everything the horse shows 276 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,040 his lip, opens his mouth and shows his. 277 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,120 How does he have better gum line than the? 278 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,440 Rest of you. He flosses daily. 279 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,120 He eats carrots. Honestly Fair. 280 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,320 Good tartar control. You should, yeah, you should 281 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,000 have these. And he walks up to each one of 282 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,080 you, hands you a baggie with like, the toothbrush at least, 283 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,320 and the floss. Thank you. 284 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,880 Gingivitis is the real killer of our society. 285 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,400 Oh geez. I I take the toothbrush and I 286 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,400 aggressively brush my teeth like I'm trying to kill every tooth. 287 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,600 Roll. Just just humor me. 288 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:09,920 Roll 20. OK, OK, Yeah, Your gums are 289 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,440 bleeding really, really bad. I don't. 290 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,079 Care. Now I'm going to fall really, 291 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:17,520 really hard. Roll 14. 292 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,520 OK, your your flossing technique is very good, but your brushing 293 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,200 technique needs some work. Yeah, spit the light all over 294 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,359 the ground. Is that better cheek? 295 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,880 Yeah. Honestly now, now we now we can 296 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:34,400 be friends. Oh, I don't want to be your 297 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:37,160 friend now you, Richard. You. 298 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:41,800 He kind of looks expectingly at the rest of you, Anthony and 299 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Evaneser. Kane Sig holds it like it's a 300 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:51,120 tarantula out away from him. With two fingers. 301 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,680 Oh, you're, you're like, you're like pinching it. 302 00:17:55,960 --> 00:18:01,000 Yeah, yeah. Dude can't see it, do it and. 303 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,400 He's struggling to put it to his mouth. 304 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,320 Yes, brush brush. Can't see harder? 305 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,120 Hit the molars faster. That's a. 306 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:20,960 Spot. Yo-yo, that's the spot. 307 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:26,240 Yo a nice. Anthony and Anthony. 308 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,160 Anthony just starts brushing his teeth and holds out the other 309 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,080 toothbrush on his arm and then Anthony the horse just goes up 310 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,000 and starts moving his mouth and he just pushes. 311 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,040 His toes. And yes, that's. 312 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:47,280 Perfect Potty does somewhat the same, but one of his sizers fall 313 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,720 out. Oh no. 314 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:53,760 I scrub my teeth with perfect inflection and then I floss. 315 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,480 And I forget the word, but I floss. 316 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,160 Yeah, he's old. It's OK, we get it. 317 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,760 You guys are and I pull my. Dentures out and brush them 318 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:08,680 again. Yes, you guys are now permitted 319 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,320 to enter King Vias. Thanks Dad Domain, I appreciate 320 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,040 it. Thank you so much. 321 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,440 Please. Use the best. 322 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:21,200 Yeah, they knock on the gates and they let you through, but 323 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,640 you guys are now in the, like I said, Midtown. 324 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,640 You are in the middle of a market and Zed immediately 325 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,400 beeline. Guys where? 326 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,880 Guys, where's that go? Guys, where's that go? 327 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,600 As you pass this benefactor Zed, he kind of like grabs you by 328 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,200 like the back of your shirt collar. 329 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,200 Where do you think you're going? I was just coming to stay high 330 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:48,560 and whoever lives here and. You just try to walk in. 331 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,560 Yeah, the doors unlocked. You're. 332 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,200 Not. Going to stop me. 333 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,960 He kind of just, I'm not paying off for this and he just lets 334 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,400 you go. Thank you. 335 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,600 Wait, wait. You. 336 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:05,360 You want to be my friend? But you, you guys are in the 337 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,000 middle of the town. There's a general store and a 338 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,840 weapon shop really right next to each other and you see a bigger 339 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:17,680 building towards the southwest and it looks like from like the 340 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,440 hustle and bustle, it could be like a Tavern of some kind. 341 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,080 Anthony and Anthony approach the weapon shop. 342 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,800 OK, we're going to go to Zed first, all right? 343 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,440 So from what you asked, the benefactor said you want, you 344 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,400 asked him if you want it. He wants to be your friend, 345 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,480 right? Yeah, I did do. 346 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:43,040 You know how to play craps? I mean, I pooped yesterday. 347 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,520 Not what I was asking. What about dragon chess? 348 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,920 Dragon what? Dragon Chess. 349 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:53,440 I mean, I've never, I've never touched a Dragon's chest, but I 350 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,680 guess I could. OK, so you're not the gambling 351 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,760 kind of man. OK, I. 352 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:05,560 Don't know, maybe. How about this do you have? 353 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:10,880 Do you perchance have 5 gold on? You maybe? 354 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,840 What do you want 5 gold to be my friend. 355 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,680 I was no, I was going to ask if you wanted to play a little 356 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,920 game. He sets up, he sets up to empty, 357 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:28,240 empty cans on like a like a fence and he says 5 gold first 358 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,920 one or the one that has the more powerful attack will win. 359 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,960 How about that? On the can. 360 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,400 On the can. OK. 361 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:44,880 He kind of he sets back and he does a little fireball. 362 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,480 You guys are going to see beer pop up. 363 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,000 I'm sorry. He's my, he's my, he's my macros 364 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,040 man. And he's going to do a basic 365 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,720 element attack on the on the can he does for damage. 366 00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:02,480 OK, try to beat that. OK, So what are the? 367 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,240 What are the? Are there any limitations? 368 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:10,200 It you I considering that you are just entering let go in, I'm 369 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,440 assuming that you are a very low level benefactor like me, but so 370 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,520 do your most powerful attack that you can. 371 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:26,240 OK, so I step so my shadow is facing the can and then I start 372 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:31,520 contorting my hands and I break a couple fingers and I make this 373 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:38,880 really big mouth looking thing and I use I use free flow magic 374 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,120 to bring it to life and eat, eat the can. 375 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:51,440 OK, roll 20 for free flow. Oh yeah, you definitely do A2 D 376 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:55,760 6 + 212. Yeah, you your shadow completely 377 00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:00,360 consumes the can and he's like, whoa, you can do that. 378 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:11,880 Yeah, look, I look a little laugh that's Oh well, I'm an 379 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,440 honorable man. And he walks over to you and he 380 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,320 hands you 5 gold. The five gold that I already 381 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:21,640 gave him. No, five of his own gold. 00. 382 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,040 Now you have 5 gold that somebody gave you. 383 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,000 Thank. You. 384 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,280 What's what's your name, man? My name. 385 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,040 Yeah. Rodney. 386 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,280 Oh, man, Rodney, I like you. Oh. 387 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,080 Thanks. I got to say, does your, I don't 388 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:48,160 want to be mean or anything, but you have like a little colic 389 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,680 standing up in the back of your head. 390 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:57,280 Yeah, I lick my hand like like lick it, spit in it and then and 391 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,640 then smooth it down. Is that is that better? 392 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,160 It pops back up. No, Dang it. 393 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,040 The pink. All right, well, I got a job to 394 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,160 do. I'll see you later. 395 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,080 What was your name? OK, Rodney, I love you. 396 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,760 My name's Zed. Zed OK, I'll try to remember 397 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,920 that and he goes back to his post. 398 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,320 Post it up if you will. OK. 399 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,840 Anthony and Anthony the horse. You guys walk up to the weapon 400 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,640 shop? Yeah, buddy. 401 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,240 How you doing? The the guy behind the counter. 402 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,600 Oh, hey, how can I help you? Hey. 403 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:35,360 Oh listen, I want to see like that what we got for Weapon. 404 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,840 Well, anything that you could possibly imagine. 405 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,640 Possibly imagine. I imagine a long sword that's on 406 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,520 fire and it generates electricity. 407 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:52,200 Well, maybe not that much, but well, we have a, you know, Staz 408 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,280 hand axes, a great hammer. We have, you know, a couple 409 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,360 swords. We do have a, we, we have a a 410 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,080 Mace that's been worked on a little bit. 411 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,840 Oh, OK. Well, that's pretty cool. 412 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,360 I might be interested in that other question. 413 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,840 What's that? My horse here, he's, he's a very 414 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,480 special horse you may have. See that by the way that he that 415 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,280 he's spinning. Yeah, he he he does that. 416 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,200 He does that. You may have heard of us. 417 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,320 I'm I'm Anthony Horse, pro horse skater. 418 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,320 Never heard of you ever, No. Ever OK, All right. 419 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,440 Doesn't ring a bell. I'm sorry. 420 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,320 OK. What about the 1192 games? 421 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,200 You heard of that? Oh, I love those games. 422 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,960 Yeah, I'm, I'm the main horse skater. 423 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,840 Oh, never heard of you. OK. 424 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,920 I'm a bit of a celebrity, so. I've heard, I've heard of Bam 425 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,000 Miguel. Oh OK, yeah I hate him. 426 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,920 He was like the worst person ever exist, but it's OK. 427 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,360 And and Dave Mirra. OK, Dave, Mirra's not bad, all 428 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,040 right? But listen here. 429 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,920 Here's the thing buddy. I know those guys. 430 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,880 We yeah, he does write donkeys and half bred donkeys with that. 431 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,680 So. I'm a bit of a celebrity. 432 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,920 I run with those guys. What do you say? 433 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,040 I endorse your shop and I say that in in all of where? 434 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,640 Where are we at again? Let the win. 435 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,120 Let the win and all of Let the win. 436 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,520 This is the greatest weapon shop to ever exist. 437 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,320 I'll write that down on a piece of paper I'll send that out with 438 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,720 so as far a little bit of a discount. 439 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,120 Are you asking me to sponsor you? 440 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:31,320 I'm just asking for a discount. Well, we have been running low 441 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,600 on sales recently, but. I might be able to drive up some 442 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,200 sales. Actually, I like the sound of 443 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,120 that. Yeah. 444 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,640 I'm sorry, what was your name again? 445 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,840 Anthony Horse. Never heard of you. 446 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,280 That's fine. Yeah, that's, that's OK. 447 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,640 Yeah, I'm sure many great many other people have. 448 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,760 I don't know how you haven't been talked much or yeah, I 449 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,960 haven't heard you being talked about around here, so. 450 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:59,200 Well, it's about to change. Well, if you can do that, sure, 451 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,040 I'll give you a little discount. OK and last and final question. 452 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,840 My horse gear is very special. As you can see he does often 453 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,080 help me when I try and Vanquish evildoers. 454 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,440 Part chance. Would you have a weapon for him? 455 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,000 The shopkeeper kind of looks around Anthony horse and like 456 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:24,360 the couple beer bottles and saddle and the the fact that 457 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:29,200 it's still spitting looks at his hose and he says maybe I can 458 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,400 maybe I can armor his. Are you looking for? 459 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:36,000 You said a weapon, right? I'd love it if he could, you 460 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,880 know, have a weapon or something, but it's not, it's 461 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,080 not possible. I completely understand. 462 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,640 I mean, can he hold a sword in his mouth? 463 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,880 Oh yeah, he can hold a toothbrush. 464 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,120 He can hold a sword. I mean heck, this guy might be 465 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,760 able to even fire a bow. I I don't think that a horse 466 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,000 could. Anthony the horse stands up on 467 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,880 his back hose with his with his front hose hanging up in the air 468 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,200 and kind of pulls one further than the other. 469 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,320 Yeah, I think he could. I think he could. 470 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:09,280 Maybe I can make something custom for his hose, like maybe 471 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,560 like armor plate him a little bit. 472 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,040 Maybe that would be a little bit more expensive though. 473 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,960 Oh, OK. OK, well first tell me about 474 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,640 this really cool Mace that you got, how much you're looking for 475 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,800 it? Well, it's a Mace that I've 476 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,760 worked on. It has a has a little rubber 477 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:33,520 grip for more stability when you're holding it and the metal 478 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,880 is on the head is a little bit more reinforced. 479 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,960 OK, OK, OK. It will. 480 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:42,280 It will probably deal in game terms plus one damage. 481 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,680 Oh, wow. OK, that's kind of good. 482 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:49,320 It's kind of cool. Yeah, probably cost considering 483 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,200 the materials used. Probably 6 gold. 484 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,920 OK, it's just a Mace. It's really nothing fancy, it's 485 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,880 just been worked on a little. You know what? 486 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,520 I'll take it. OK, cool. 487 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:07,880 He hands you a Mace. The craftsmanship is actually 488 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,360 really good. It feels really nice in your 489 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:14,200 hand, has a nice weight to it, and yeah, you're able to do plus 490 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,840 one damage with it. Wait. 491 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,440 Let me get that macro done for you. 492 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,400 Oh. OK, thank you. 493 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,760 And then I, I take my bow and I'm like, all right, well, it's 494 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,440 nice to use it while I could, but Anthony, she's all yours. 495 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,400 So I hand it to Anthony, the horse from the quiver. 496 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,960 It just Anthony the horse just holds the wooden bow part in its 497 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,880 mouth and it does like a muffled weenie. 498 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,360 I shall take this Mace. Ice Springer. 499 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,200 OK. Cain Sig. 500 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,360 What are you up to all? Right, I'm going to change 501 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,040 things up a little bit. I. 502 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,120 Haven't been this type of character before. 503 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,040 Cain Sig. OK picture this. 504 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,360 He's got 3 words he can say with his curse. 505 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,560 He can only say yes, no and sword yes. 506 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,920 He wants to relieve this curse. He feels somewhere in the pit of 507 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,480 his stomach. Now that he's made a a pact with 508 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,360 Hammer OWS, he feels something leading him to the South where 509 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,360 you said the poor were and where the where the the poison ones 510 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,360 were. The benefactors of necros. 511 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,560 Necros. Yeah. 512 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,280 So he's going down there and he's going to look for some poor 513 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,600 people. Oh, OK, is. 514 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:25,680 There any vagrant? Actually do yes, there there is 515 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,720 a there is a a beggar. He has like tattered clothes and 516 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,360 a tattered hood on. He's holding a wooden cup in 517 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,560 front of him. Kane said. 518 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,400 Goes up to him. Where is he, by the way? 519 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,480 Oh, you don't have a token? It's OK. 520 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,720 He kneels down to him and he, he puts a gold coin in his cup and 521 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,240 he props down with, with one sword, kind of, or with, with a, 522 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,640 with a sword stabbing into the ground kind of, you know, 523 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,960 kneeling. Thanks, Mr. And then he slowly 524 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,080 stands up when the sunlight is behind him, shining over his 525 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,080 shoulder. Oh, you're huge. 526 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,960 Ginormous. And then he says. 527 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,360 Souls. Raises a sword and he cleaves 528 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,120 the. Vagrant in two. 529 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,720 Well, that's a That's a pretty huge assault. 530 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,000 It's pretty easy to hit him. You don't really have to. 531 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,880 I knew that's what he was gonna do. 532 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,960 I had a feeling. Those first murder hobo. 533 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,520 I've never done this. This is. 534 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,440 News to me, he. Wants to please Hammer Oz and 535 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,480 I'll tell you the listener. Hammer Oz, the patron of Lights, 536 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:43,720 hates the poor and people in tough times. 537 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:50,240 You actually as you do this, you actually feel a little bit of 538 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,680 buzzing in like your like diaphragm area, like like in 539 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,920 your hole. Wait, hold on your your patrons 540 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,040 hammer Oz. Yes. 541 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:04,960 Oh, I love Hammer Oz, you think? It says something about Blizzer 542 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,880 XD yeah. Yeah, those rags, yeah, they 543 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,600 love each other 'cause they're, they're all about like chaos and 544 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,000 like killing. Yeah, the Light one hates peace 545 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,480 in the poor. In the poor. 546 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,920 So because they can't. They she like it's because in in 547 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,080 lore wise they can't pay her fees. 548 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,360 Oh. OK, yes. 549 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,960 So I'd imagine this pleases her. And that's his goal, yeah. 550 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,680 And he he's he's added a new word unwittingly to his 551 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:39,440 repertoire, wanting to feed the soul of the vagrant to Hammer. 552 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:43,280 AWS because he's. Got nothing, no other way to pay 553 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:48,080 it. I'm actually going to GM roll 554 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,960 something real quick. If he gets caught, the plan 555 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:59,000 rolling on the ground. The only there there was one 556 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,920 witness to it and it was another vagrant. 557 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,800 And I turned back. With him the. 558 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,440 Blood splattered. You just, you just killed him. 559 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,040 You know what that means? He's going. 560 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,640 He's attempting. He's attempting to run away. 561 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,080 Oh, let him run. Oh, OK. 562 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,960 He. Likes. 563 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,080 To chase help. Murderer. 564 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,960 And he runs off into the distance. 565 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,040 No one will believe a vagrant such as he conceal the body 566 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,720 gainsig. Kicks him into some boxes. 567 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,720 Stoles. All right. 568 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,040 Awesome. Interesting. 569 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,560 But you didn't expect that. Did die. 570 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,200 I never would have guessed that honestly. 571 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,760 No, I did have AI do have another map for the lower city, 572 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,680 but we'll keep it here. Just it was. 573 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,280 Funny that one trickled up from the lower city. 574 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,760 He shouldn't have. Been here? 575 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,200 Yeah. He he shouldn't have been in 576 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,400 Midtown, honestly. I'm cleaning up the streets, 577 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,720 really, if you think about it. And then he'll wait for the rest 578 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,000 of the crew to enter the Wyvern Buster's. 579 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:11,440 OK Ebenezer you walked up to the weapon shop as well after the 580 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:16,480 shopkeep just not handled but helped Anthony horse. 581 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,040 Oh, hello. In somewhat full on. 582 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,520 Princess. Do. 583 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,159 You have anything by way of maybe a musical instrument or do 584 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:29,800 you know a place that I can purchase a musical instrument 585 00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:33,440 like a loot or a ukulele? Maybe in the general store 586 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,320 across the street. Oh. 587 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,120 Thank you Sir. Sorry, I was all turned around. 588 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,560 Oh, no, you are quite all right. Can I help you with anything 589 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,840 else? Oh, Andy's gone. 590 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,520 I. Want to go to the? 591 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:49,840 Store Zed also walks up to the weapon shop, but he didn't, he 592 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,920 was helping Ebenezer, so the shopkeeper didn't see Zed and he 593 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:59,080 turns around to like go look at something on a shelf and Sir, 594 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,280 you scared me. Hey, I love you. 595 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,720 Do I know you? Thank you. 596 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,320 My name's Zed now. You do. 597 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,800 I made a friend. His name is Rodney. 598 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:18,920 OK. So I kind of, I wanted to see, I 599 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:24,760 wanted to see do do you have like a Santa throwing knives? 600 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,520 I mean, I have daggers. OK. 601 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,040 Yeah, that'll work. How much for four of them? 602 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,920 It would be. We'll do a bundle deal 7 gold 603 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:43,520 for all of them. OK, so and if I go in and tell 604 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,840 my friend Rodney that you're like really awesome and your 605 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,640 store is the best dude, I get a discount. 606 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,040 Rodney already knows I have the best store. 607 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,640 Oh, OK. Me and Rodney actually went to 608 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,360 the same school. Really. 609 00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,840 Yeah, so. So. 610 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,840 So you'll be my friend too. I mean, sure. 611 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,960 I'll actually tell you something about Rodney. 612 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,040 There was this one time in high school he got beat up by 613 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,000 someone, like, really, really bad. 614 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,760 Yeah. Who are they? 615 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,720 The the kicker is, is that we actually, he never told me his 616 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:22,800 name, but he told me that this person like just threw a rod 617 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,040 when he told him that his hair was a little bit off. 618 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,120 Yeah, it's crazy, right? Who? 619 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,840 I mean who would do such a thing like? 620 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,760 Yeah, like. How out of control you have to 621 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,760 be to beat someone up because they told you that your hair was 622 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,480 a little bit off. Yeah, like what a douche. 623 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,320 Yeah, what a what a huge jerk bag. 624 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,800 I I just probably go find him and kick his bare head. 625 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,680 Yeah, well, I, I'm hoping that he's rotten in prison or dead, I 626 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,400 don't know. Oh, you know, I don't know, 627 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,560 like, I don't know, maybe like he's kind of like learned his 628 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,640 lesson and he's probably, he's probably a pretty cool guy right 629 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,920 now, you know? I mean, people grow, you know? 630 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,320 I doubt it. People like that never change. 631 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:19,400 Oh, OK. You'd say so. 632 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,920 Did I? Did I offend you in some way? 633 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:29,960 No, no, it's it's OK. I'm OK. 634 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,800 Here's here's the seven goals I love you. 635 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,000 I'm sorry, here's a gold back. I'm sorry. 636 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,480 It's OK, I mean. Thank you slots 7 gold down on 637 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,400 the table but he only takes 6 here and he hands you 4 not 4 638 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,000 daggers. Thank you. 639 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,960 I appreciate it. Yeah, I got it. 640 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,600 I got it. Go. 641 00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:01,280 OK, Anthony, he kind of like looks over to you, the shopkeep 642 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:06,760 and says what was that? This guy's like, I think he did 643 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,320 the right thing by by like giving him his money back, but I 644 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,640 just be careful, man. I think he's going to go kill 645 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,960 the guy he was talking about. Oh, why, why would he do that? 646 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,160 He's. Crazy just barely I met him. 647 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,760 I know the guy from like OK this guy has quite literally he tried 648 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,160 to put poop on his axe and try. He said he was like, I was 649 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,960 viewing my axe with his poop and it's like, what? 650 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,600 Like that's not how the powers work. 651 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,440 I mean you can't just take crap off the ground and abuse 652 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,520 something with him like. What is what is wrong with him? 653 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,600 I think there's something. Going on in his head, he just 654 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,160 breaks into rain, his people houses and starts asking about 655 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,720 their daughters and how they're doing. 656 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,880 This guy's he's, he's insane. He just breaks into dogs. 657 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,240 Houses. He just, he just walks in. 658 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,960 He's like, I'm just checking to see how you're doing. 659 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,920 How's your daughter? I want. 660 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,840 To make sure. He's OK. 661 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,560 You do not you do not want to piss this guy off, OK? 662 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,040 Like I guarantee. You this, oh, I I I guess I'll 663 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,880 try my best. No, like I, I think next time he 664 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,480 comes around, like maybe he could like slide him something 665 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,760 like, you know, hey buddy, like something you're just going to 666 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,240 throw away. Like it might just like be like, 667 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,920 hey, I'll be your friend. Then he'll leave you alone. 668 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,560 Like really he's just looking for friends, which is why I 669 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,280 haven't said anything to him because I think it's like wander 670 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,960 away too far. He's going to be like, that 671 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,560 guy's not my friend anymore. And he's going to like, I don't 672 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,880 know, probably put poop on an axe and hit me with it. 673 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,160 I. Don't. 674 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,160 Want to get hit with a poop back? 675 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,040 I I. Wouldn't want to either. 676 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,280 Exactly who knows what's on there? 677 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,760 Poop. Well, I mean, yeah, but this is, 678 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,720 I figured just be careful, OK? Seems kind of backwards thinking 679 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:53,200 honestly. Listen, this guy's oh, hey, 680 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,040 buddy. Hey, hi. 681 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,600 I'll wave at him from the distance. 682 00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:04,640 Hey, buddy, my friend. Hey, no, he's gonna kill that. 683 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,760 Guy Zed runs into Reza, runs a certain pattern on the ground 684 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,840 before he's like stops and waves it back at you. 685 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:18,720 Oh, OK, I I guess I'll try to be his friend and he has some stuff 686 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,040 around here that I can just give him someday. 687 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,520 Like even if it's like a piece of rope or something like that. 688 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,280 But this was handed down to me for my grandparents. 689 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,360 Grandparents been in the line for 40 millennia. 690 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,920 And I want you to have it be my friend. 691 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,760 Let's just make something up like that and he'll believe it. 692 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,160 He'll be like. Oh my God, you're my friend. 693 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,720 OK, OK, Yeah, I I think I get where you're putting down. 694 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,880 I think, I think I get it. While you're at it. 695 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,320 While you're at it, beware. Like, you see that bald man over 696 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,880 there? Yeah, Bald short man. 697 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,400 It kind of sounds like this a whole bunch. 698 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,520 Just be careful, OK? That guys crazy too. 699 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,400 OK? Listen, I called him a short 700 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,720 little guy earlier. He tried to hang himself. 701 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,560 Oh yeah. Yeah, and he failed at that. 702 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,320 So just be careful. Well, I guess I'm glad he's 703 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,400 here. Yeah, Cow, that's some group 704 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,920 you're travelling with. Well, it's, you know, it's a 705 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,480 living. Here he comes. 706 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,120 But what you said, you kick up short man. 707 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:26,120 While he's down, you bomb you, Mr. Shopkeeper. 708 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,600 That's not very nice, listening to him gossip about other 709 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,360 people. But he's right about said, 710 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:38,960 though be careful. That guy is right about that 711 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,800 though. He's pretty crazy. 712 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,240 He's my friend. He's my friend and we go and we 713 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,320 we do adventures together. He he's a little unhinged. 714 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,640 Yeah, a little. Yeah, he's very unhinged. 715 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,360 Remember the poop act thing? Oh, you just pick up OK. 716 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,240 I do I do. I remember the poop act thing. 717 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,760 It's crazy. It's nuts. 718 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,400 I've only been a patron for like 4 days but I know you can't put 719 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,960 poop on an axe and say you imbued the axe with poop. 720 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,520 Is there a poop gun? I don't. 721 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,080 I if there is, I poop. I do not get picked by him. 722 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,920 I don't want to control poop. I would think that the one 723 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,480 closest to that is necros, but poop isn't poison and we kind of 724 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,720 look down on necros benefactors. Listen, I don't know, my horse 725 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:27,560 might be a Necron. Necron Necros benefactor then, 726 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,400 because his poop is pretty poisonous. 727 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:34,600 He's necrosphiliac. Hey buddy. 728 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,240 Hi. Hey my friend. 729 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,600 The shopkeep joins you in like trying to like wave and has like 730 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,760 a fake smile on. Hey Kane, Sig will go over and 731 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,840 Ebenezer will go over to you in the general store. 732 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,120 The shopkeep. The little bell on the door 733 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,560 rings as you walk in and shopkeep. 734 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,160 Oh, hello, how can I help you? Oh hello. 735 00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:01,080 Oh, hello. Yes, I'm looking for Cal trips, 736 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,960 do you have them? Al traps. 737 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,160 Yes. You mean like those little spiky 738 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,800 things? Yes. 739 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,400 Kind of goes back to rummage around like shelving behind and 740 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,680 he comes back to you empty handed. 741 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,520 I'm sorry, I don't have anything like that. 742 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,640 Souls. What souls? 743 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,480 No keys. Not here, not now. 744 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,240 Time and place, Time and place. What's? 745 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,400 The general stop motion is it? Poor you, monster. 746 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,320 I go to the weapons master and try to get a culture up there. 747 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,040 Geez. How about mana potions? 748 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,800 Oh yes, we actually do have some mana potions here. 749 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,160 How many can this get us? And he plops down the bag of 100 750 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,160 Go. Oh. 751 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,400 My goodness and. He picks it back up and he puts 752 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,280 5 pieces and points to it. Like this one. 753 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:59,400 Well, I can get you 2 and well, not it it they're three APOP, 754 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,160 but I'd be I'd be willing to give you a discount real quick. 755 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,800 He flicks it. Oh OK, cool. 756 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,200 Two. Yeah. 757 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:12,320 He reaches down and hands you. Well now reaches up to hand you 758 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:18,880 2 mana potions. They give back 1D6 plus your 759 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:24,280 patron level mana back. And to use it, it costs your 760 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,080 passive action. OK, or it uses a passive action 761 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,680 to use it in combat? Right, OK. 762 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:30,240 And. Then. 763 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,680 He'll go to the vibrant bustard. OK, and for you little bald 764 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:39,400 headed old man. You could really ask me my name 765 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,320 and then I'll just say it to you like a normal person. 766 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,280 I don't know why people describe me to my face to please like 767 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:53,360 excuse me Sir, what's your name? I know what I look like. 768 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,400 I've I've walked by a pond before. 769 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,840 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Shut down. 770 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,720 It's OK. What's your what's your name? 771 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,080 My name's Ebenezer. I'm cranky because my girlfriend 772 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,800 couldn't come to town with me and it's the first time I've 773 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,760 ever had a girlfriend. She's my true love and I had to 774 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,160 leave her behind. I'm happy for you. 775 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,760 That I had to leave her behind. That. 776 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:23,120 You that you have a girlfriend. Oh thank you, you're an awkward 777 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,840 person and I can understand that because I am as well. 778 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,400 So. It's OK, I am as well, don't 779 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,720 worry. I was wondering if you sell like 780 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:37,920 maybe like a loot or a easily carryable instrument like that? 781 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:43,280 Well I'm a little bit autistic, but I have a hand harp. 782 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,080 I don't exactly have a loot, but I have a handheld harp. 783 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,880 I could do that. Are they easy to learn? 784 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,520 Oh, here's a better question. I used to play the harp for harp 785 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,440 for thing by the superior at the orphanage. 786 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,080 Is it similar to that just smaller? 787 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,520 Cause the full size harp was really hard for me to play. 788 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:11,640 I don't have much reach and I wasn't able to sit on the stool 789 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,680 and push it on me without falling backwards. 790 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,320 Yeah. You just, you just really don't 791 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,320 have to put your like hands in like certain positions to 792 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,080 accentuate the sound. You could just pluck them. 793 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:28,040 Oh, OK, How much would that cost me? 794 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,840 Two gold. I feel my pockets and then 795 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,160 remember that I gave all my gold to my lady. 796 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,120 Oh, OK, well thanks anyway. I. 797 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,120 I'll have to go earn. Some gold somewhere. 798 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,280 Main sig is walking out and he hears this happen and he flicks 799 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,920 some 2 gold. Thank you, Kane. 800 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,760 Sig, You're very swell. You're a swell guy. 801 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,000 And he? Flashes that charming smile. 802 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,040 He's got blood in his and. Your mom's kind of strange. 803 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,440 From brushing too hard. You can't hear him say it, but 804 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,760 you hear him almost say. I know. 805 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,920 I I know like without the gruff or anything inside his voice, 806 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 he's. Yeah. 807 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,840 Here's the two gold. OK, he the shopkeep hands you a 808 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,800 hand harp. I hold it and I pluck it and 809 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,280 kind of listen to the sound and then I I play in just a nice 810 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,760 little tune. I'm like OK. 811 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,160 I don't know how to play the hop. 812 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,800 I do, Mother Superior used to beat me if I did it wrong. 813 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,280 So there's a lot to. I'm packed there that I'm not 814 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,920 going to get into 'cause you don't need to get my. 815 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,720 I'm just going. To say that's a, that's a lot to 816 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:39,520 take in at once. You don't have to. 817 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,080 You don't have to take it in. It's fine. 818 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,520 Thank you for being in such a nice shopkeeper. 819 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:48,080 And and we're asking my name after I scolded you so harshly, 820 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,480 which I shouldn't have. I'm sorry about that. 821 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,360 I should have asked an understanding that was on me. 822 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,880 But since I was so mean, I'm going to sing a song on my way 823 00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,720 out while I strum my heart. I've been working on it on the 824 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,720 road. OK. 825 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,760 Yesterday. Love was such an easy. 826 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,880 Game to. Play now you're gone and I have 827 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:17,600 gone away. Oh, I believe yesterday. 828 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,360 Thank you. Oh, that was beautiful. 829 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:28,440 That was beautiful. Finally, Zen, we come back to 830 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:33,840 you. You you hear Ebenezer singing in 831 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,360 a voice you never heard, ever. You didn't. 832 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,800 You couldn't think that his voice could produce that sound. 833 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,960 But he's playing the harp and he's singing along, and you walk 834 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,160 up to Rodney. Hey, dude, hey, hey Rodney. 835 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,800 That was that was really beautiful, man. 836 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,080 I want to thank you for being my friend. 837 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:57,040 And I want to say to me he might want to forgive that guy with 838 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,720 the beat you up when you were 13 'cause he was young and stupid, 839 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,560 didn't know any better and he might be a better guy by now. 840 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,680 Thanks. I love you and you. 841 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,680 Immediately pulled away from it. What? 842 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,800 I keep playing the I keep playing the harp, but I have 843 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:17,720 stopped my singing. And. 844 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,760 I'm just staring at him. And then I look in and I look at 845 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,920 the guy and I'm like, I don't know. 846 00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:28,960 And then I go back into my song. Suddenly I'm not half the man I 847 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:33,320 used to be. There's a shadow hanging over 848 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,280 me. Can't say smoking. 849 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,440 A cigar and suddenly and. It just dropped. 850 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:45,520 Why he had to go, I don't know. Here. 851 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,200 Watching the horse's eye level the ground. 852 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,000 So you all go towards the Wyvern buster's. 853 00:49:54,560 --> 00:50:00,480 The moment before you enter the door, a A man pops out of the 854 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:07,680 door screaming incoherently, and his outfit is kind of weird. 855 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,280 It looks like he completely wrapped himself in aluminum 856 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:18,120 foil. Guys, guys, the patrons. 857 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,880 The patrons are against us. They're against us. 858 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:27,720 He runs into you guys. Guys, do you wait? 859 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,400 Your benefactors. Yes. 860 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:34,720 Oh geez, you guys are cursed there. 861 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,400 There's a curse going around. Have you guys been cursed? 862 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:43,040 Tell me lad, how much money are you worth? 863 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:48,400 He said cursed are. Are you asking like my family's 864 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,640 net worth? You personally? 865 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,840 Me, I mean I have like he kind of like Pats around all the 866 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,160 aluminum foil and then remembers Oh yeah, well, I don't have any 867 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,480 gold on me, but I'm. Part of. 868 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,160 I'm part of the noble family here. 869 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,000 He doesn't need gold, he's got that plastic that buys 870 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,280 everything. He starts. 871 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,600 Don't you see the sword? But. 872 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,640 Then he puts it back. Like with the thumb, he's like 873 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,120 and then he rolls for the noble family and slides it back. 874 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,600 In Yeah, yeah, you. Could everyone roll a 20 real 875 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,160 quick? 1816. 876 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:26,120 Yeah, what? Oh my goodness. 877 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,160 DC was a 10. Everyone but Anthony, they kind 878 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,800 of sense a power from him, a familiar power. 879 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,240 It's definitely a power of a patron. 880 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,200 But as you look Ebenezer, as you look a little bit closer, you 881 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,920 can kind of see a green hue from him, like like the energy 882 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,960 emanating from him is green. This. 883 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,320 Is a patron a a a benefactor of necros? 884 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,440 How did how did you know green is that? 885 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,280 Do it cancer. I want to, I want to give him a 886 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,360 hug and tell him it's going to be OK. 887 00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:06,400 No, don't touch me. Don't touch me, honey. 888 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:10,800 It's getting angry. My name, My name's Garth. 889 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,640 My name's Garth. I'm part. 890 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,120 I'm part of the the the raunchy family here. 891 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,560 Yes, and. If you kill me, they'll be very 892 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,040 bad. You are spared for the time 893 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,400 being. Oh, don't, please don't tell 894 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:29,240 anyone the there's curses going around and the oh man. 895 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,520 Tell me about it. Towns are disappearing, and 896 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:37,080 there's the the sun keeps going away and. 897 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,840 We noticed that earlier a few days ago sun turns red brown 898 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:47,480 like that horse's diarrhea what very much similar. 899 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:52,280 Anthony the horse begins to paint the paved roads a nice 900 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,560 reddish brown. I. 901 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,480 Think that. Blood in his stool. 902 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,560 He's trying to reach out to the blood patron. 903 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,600 He. Wants to become Is that beer in 904 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,440 his saddle? What does he need? 905 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,240 I can reach out to Sangarex for you if you like. 906 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,080 Oh no, he just, he wants to become a patron of Sangarex. 907 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,400 So. Why? 908 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,160 'Cause he that's what he wants. And horses be patrons. 909 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,240 He's a patron of Blizzard Acts, so yeah. 910 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,920 Well, technically you're a patron of Blizzard Acts and it 911 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,120 just extends to him. No, he took the oath too. 912 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,440 So. I can take the oath, it doesn't 913 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,600 make me a patron. How can we use ice powers? 914 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:38,160 Yeah, yeah, he's. Yeah. 915 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:43,120 So Blizzard acts things. To him, Oh, I stand corrected. 916 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,640 I don't know anything. I don't pick it up as I go 917 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,400 along. I don't. 32 years old, what 918 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,080 would I know? You're. 919 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,240 I didn't realize you're that old. 920 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:59,920 Yeah, I lie about my age a lot. I usually tell people I'm 24 921 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:01,280 but. But I heard what the. 922 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,720 Actually heard the. Sun disappears the the the 923 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,760 people that can't see the sun anymore. 924 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,800 They also disappeared. The later they they, they come 925 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,200 back, but they're not themselves. 926 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,800 It's probably Blizzard. It's probably probably neck 927 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,800 racks or neck Nimrod. Would never do that. 928 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:23,080 You you mean like a like a fog? What? 929 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,720 We were. We were going to, we were 930 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,640 somewhere, I don't remember where, and there was a fog. 931 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,440 And I dove in the water thinking it would protect me from the 932 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:36,240 fog, but apparently it didn't. Yeah, we we almost died. 933 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,240 Water doesn't protect from fog. You would think it would, but it 934 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,080 didn't. I think it would, but it 935 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:45,600 doesn't. Yeah, so we almost died and I, 936 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,400 it was, it smelled really bad too. 937 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,240 It might have just been a really bad fart. 938 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:53,040 I don't know. It definitely wasn't, but. 939 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,040 You said it was reddish brown. Yeah. 940 00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:02,400 Yes, something's not right here. Oh, what do we do? 941 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,520 You need a hug. I know necros wouldn't do 942 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,680 anything with this, but if there's a if there's a patron 943 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,320 going around killing people like that, son's going to do 944 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,240 something about it. Wait, wait. 945 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:22,920 What if there really is a patron of poop, I'd say yeah, it's the 946 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,400 same color as the horns as poop. What? 947 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,600 What else? How do we know? 948 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,600 We don't know? Well. 949 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,120 Patrons always come from an element of the earth. 950 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:37,760 Poop's kind of an element. Well, anything makes up the 951 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,480 dirt. It's a biological pride product 952 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,720 or poop. It's true. 953 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:53,520 You all know it's true. You can't deny it. 954 00:55:53,520 --> 00:56:00,760 You can't deny it, Yeah. It's starting to scare me that 955 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,360 he's starting to make sense. Yeah, it's the most coherent 956 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,080 thing that Zed has ever said is talking about worm poop being 957 00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,160 dirt. I think maybe I need to look for 958 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:17,800 this patron and make mine. Maybe I was right in trying to 959 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,960 view my eggs with poop, even though that's not what I was 960 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,280 trying to do. Yeah. 961 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:26,520 Yeah, Yeah. You know what? 962 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,240 I believe in you. You can do this. 963 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,880 I believe in you. I probably should go before I 964 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,360 get sunburned. You should. 965 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,320 Probably kill you. That's also a problem and he 966 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,560 starts running away and he disappears around the corner of 967 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:44,080 the building. But yes, his name was Garth. 968 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:46,920 Raunchy. Very raunchy. 969 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,320 If there's a place that could handle this problem that he's 970 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,760 talking about, it would be this place, the Wyvern Buster's 971 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,640 Guild. Yeah, yeah. 972 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,280 I am curious. Pretty much, yeah. 973 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,480 So everyone walks into the Wyvern Buster bar. 974 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,400 There is I forgot to do your updated tokens here. 975 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:10,560 Hold on. I'm sorry. 976 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,360 I'm sorry, didn't. See I had the ham raws handout. 977 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:18,040 Yes, everyone has a handout pertaining to their to the 978 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,640 patron that has blessed them and has. 979 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:24,520 The lore it. Has the lore, it has the table, 980 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,600 and it has a picture of what your patron looks like. 981 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,000 But it has like all your abilities. 982 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,440 The lore, yeah. Damn boy. 983 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,880 Anthony the horses immediately goes up to a table. 984 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:44,280 Oh. The benefactor or the well? 985 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,880 The well dressed benefactor looks at the horse. 986 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,680 Why is there a horse in here? Sorry, that's just Anthony. 987 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:55,040 He's got a -1. It's my horse. 988 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,600 That's your horse. Yep. 989 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,120 Yeah, he's just looking for beer. 990 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,720 Put a minute. So. 991 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,320 Your horse drinks beer. Yeah, he loves. 992 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,800 He loves beer. That's a new one. 993 00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,040 Well, he's pretty. He's his emotional support 994 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:13,480 horse. Are you, There's so much going 995 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,360 on. Are are you guys here looking 996 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,800 for work or something? Are you just hanging around? 997 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,960 No, I'm we're looking for work. Looking for work? 998 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:28,640 Yeah, that is that that's a wall, the stairs to go up there 999 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,880 or over here up top, but it seems to be blocked off by two 1000 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,960 benefactors. So you, you guys are looking for 1001 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,960 work. Yeah, Yeah, there is. 1002 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,760 Well, there's a couple of the oh, there's another horse. 1003 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:46,440 He cloned himself again. It's just it's an ice clone of 1004 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,320 himself. Just ignore it. 1005 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,720 Again. Yeah, it happens sometimes. 1006 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,400 OK. He's pretty unique. 1007 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,040 But if you're looking for some work, I'm pretty sure there are 1008 00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:00,080 some people around here that could that probably do have jobs 1009 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,520 for you. Oh, OK. 1010 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,120 All right. What was your name? 1011 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,080 Oh my. Name Ozzy. 1012 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,960 Ozzy, nice to meet you. Ozzy go to secret's hand. 1013 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:13,560 He grabs and shakes your hand and Anthony the horse also. 1014 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,960 Oh, OK. Nice to meet you, Anthony. 1015 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,600 Yeah. And yeah, like, like you said, 1016 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,120 Anthony, the horse extends his stuff to shake his. 1017 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,360 Hand yeah, you guys kind of do like a like a team handshake 1018 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,680 type thing. Yeah, like we're like, it's like 1019 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,320 we're all getting jumbled up with hands trying to, yeah, all 1020 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,520 shake to the horse, y'all. Want 3 Masons? 1021 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,800 OK, All right, come on, Anthony, let's get you a a beer. 1022 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,920 The barkeep walks up to you. Kane Sieg. 1023 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,160 How can I help? What do you drink? 1024 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,160 What would you? What's your What's your poison? 1025 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,600 Strong drink something even odd it can taste. 1026 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:50,200 Oh, spirit. Oh, OK. 1027 00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:56,320 He kind of like looks back and he pushes some bottles aside and 1028 00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:03,080 he brings out a pitcher that has like a Milky cloudy white fluid 1029 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,480 in it. You shouldn't drink alcohols 1030 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,320 bad. Smell it. 1031 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,520 So ironically, it's not what it is. 1032 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:16,560 I know the name's going to make it sound like it's something, 1033 01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,280 but it's not. It's alcohol. 1034 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,600 It's just mixed with rice milk. OK? 1035 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:26,680 It's called dragon semen. Pour me a double. 1036 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,440 Pour you a nice double that'll be that'll be 3 gold please. 1037 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:35,360 Thank you. Yeah. 1038 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,080 Roll A20 for Do you drink it right away? 1039 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,600 Oh, yeah. OK. 1040 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,720 Yeah. Roll A20 to see how drunk you 1041 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:46,960 get 07. Yeah, You're you're kind of 1042 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,360 you're you're actually already buzzed. 1043 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,560 No, you're not squashed, but you you. 1044 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,360 It's like you drink like 5 beers all at once. 1045 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,960 Can't say. Pulls back the glass and looks 1046 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,040 at it kind of like smile keep crows on his face. 1047 01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:07,800 Like yeah, isn't so bad. He looks at you, Anthony the 1048 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,960 horse and Anthony Horse. What can I get you gentlemen? 1049 01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:18,760 2 beers looking at the horse very confused. 2 beers, one 1050 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,200 human sized beer and one horse sized beer horse. 1051 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,400 Sized beer. Just give me the biggest stuff 1052 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,640 you've got for the horse. 5 gallon bucket. 1053 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,320 I mean, if you're feeling Advent, if he's feeling 1054 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,040 adventurous, I have a whole keg. Yeah, excuse. 1055 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,320 Me. Mr. Barkeeper. 1056 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,200 Yes, I step. On the bar to talk to him so he. 1057 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,600 Can see me, yeah. You're you're the bar is taller 1058 01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,840 than you are. See a bald head? 1059 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,520 And then? You see me? 1060 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,120 He doesn't muscle up and just pulls up like onto it like 1061 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:54,680 nothing. Just like. 1062 01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:59,880 How can I help you Sir? Yes Sir, I notice your 1063 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:04,080 establishment doesn't have music and I my friend, am a little 1064 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,640 short on gold. Would it be OK if I played my 1065 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,680 hand harp just in the background for a little bit for just a few 1066 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,240 pieces? Well, we always get these types 1067 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,760 that want to play money for play music for money. 1068 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,560 Are you any good? I'm. 1069 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:22,760 Decent here, I'll play one song for you and then if I'm if I'm 1070 01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:24,680 not good enough, you don't have to pay me for it. 1071 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,320 I just enjoy playing and if I am good enough, you can me do 1072 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,200 another one and then pay me. How about you? 1073 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,720 I think it's fair. OK. 1074 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:38,880 Roll 20 for it, Dang it. Oh, no, natural one. 1075 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,920 So I fall off the bar and break my hand. 1076 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:46,400 My hand arm, my voice. Box you. 1077 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:51,720 You do lose footing and as you fall, holy. 1078 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,200 Cheese. You're falling and as soon as 1079 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,360 you like, try to like pluck one of your strings and that strings 1080 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,840 you just hear as it snaps. I rolled the Ketchum and dip him 1081 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,520 like a dancer. Roll a 14. 1082 01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:12,520 My hero. The bar key comes up to you 1083 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,520 Anthony and Anthony horse with a keg in one hand and a regular 1084 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,920 bottle. In the here a keg usually goes 1085 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:23,400 for like 11 gold. OK, well, we're putting it on 1086 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,760 game six tabs, so. Oh. 1087 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:26,600 OK. Oh, you guys are together. 1088 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,800 Cool. Yeah, we're together. 1089 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:33,280 Oh, no, no, no, no. Anthony the horse has already 1090 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,200 just shoved his face into the keg. 1091 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:38,360 Yeah, and it's it's already halfway gone. 1092 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,920 Well, I can't sell it now. Yeah. 1093 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,520 It's I hope you're ready for a drunk horse because it's going 1094 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,680 to get in. Then he pops up and then he 1095 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:53,080 grabs my my my beer bottle and he grabs with his mouth and he 1096 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,600 jits it back. Yeah. 1097 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,000 Makes that wow nice. Can't say. 1098 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,600 Appreciate it buddy. You're really going to make a 1099 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:02,680 mess. I couldn't, I couldn't help but 1100 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,320 over here that you guys are looking for some Oh, and he's. 1101 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,480 I couldn't help but over here when you were talking to Ozzy 1102 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:13,360 that you're looking for work. Yeah, yeah, looking for work. 1103 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:19,000 I, I actually have, as far as I have a job and as far as I know, 1104 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,600 the gentleman, the fine gentleman at the small table up 1105 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,280 top, I'm currently clicking on him. 1106 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:30,000 He has a job for you and the gentleman to his left also has a 1107 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000 job for you. All right. 1108 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,480 Hey, do you know if they involve killing? 1109 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,920 Mine definitely does. I don't. 1110 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,200 I don't. I'm not exactly sure on the 1111 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,880 details about theirs. I grab them and I say I love 1112 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,760 killing. Yeah, I know it's a. 1113 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,400 Crazy one. I'm I'm scared. 1114 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,280 For it, I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. 1115 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,600 I'm I'm normally pretty relaxed. I don't. 1116 01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:54,520 I yeah, I don't know, actually. You look familiar. 1117 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,720 Watching that beer. Yeah, I'm Anthony the Horse. 1118 01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:59,880 Or Anthony Horse. Sorry, I drink too much beer. 1119 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,040 I think I was. I think I've seen your face 1120 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,080 somewhere on like a post. Yep, probably advertising for 1121 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,200 the 11 into two games. That's what it is, yeah. 1122 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,200 Yeah. I pioneered the sport of horse 1123 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,920 boarding. Yeah, what? 1124 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,920 All right. I I thought I saw your face on 1125 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:21,240 like like a brothel type place. They. 1126 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:24,400 Finally made my horse brothel. I don't think it was a horse 1127 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,200 brothel, I think it was just a regular brothel. 1128 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,240 Oh, well, yeah, I was painted. Yeah. 1129 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,320 Yeah. And puppet shows. 1130 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,840 I do a lot of puppet shows. What? 1131 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:36,360 Yeah, You'll find out later, OK. But yes, if you want to know the 1132 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:41,000 details on my job, my family's farm has been has been being 1133 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,040 attacked by jackals. It's a little bit South of let 1134 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:50,760 the wind in the forest it. They keep growing in numbers and 1135 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:55,560 I swear I keep hearing like this like whooping Halloween type of 1136 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,800 noise. Probably Bigfoot. 1137 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,840 Maybe. Sounds like doggies. 1138 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,400 We should go pet them. Well, I mean, yeah, we can. 1139 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,920 We can go South, you said. Yeah, it's just, it's just South 1140 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,160 of lethal in probably about quarter of a day's walk. 1141 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:13,440 OK. Yeah, we could. 1142 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,400 We could probably go check it out, right KT? 1143 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,240 Yes, souls, we could. Kill. 1144 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,920 OK, yeah, we can go kill and collect souls for you. 1145 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,880 Sword. Yeah, we'll probably use swords. 1146 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:29,480 Maybe we'll use our. Yes, yes, yeah, OK, Kate said. 1147 01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:30,960 You ever choked somebody to death? 1148 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,080 Yes. Yes, that's. 1149 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:37,200 Pretty good watching watching their soul leave their eyes, 1150 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:38,920 doesn't it? Yes, soul. 1151 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,720 The barkeep is looking at the both of you like, Oh my God, 1152 01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:43,760 what's going on? All right. 1153 01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:47,840 Hey, well. Thanks for your family farm is 1154 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:51,680 in good hands. Trust me, it's not worth 1155 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:53,760 knowing. Do you have any replacement 1156 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,960 strings for my hand harp? It's like a. 1157 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,800 Broken one. We would have to go talk to the 1158 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,000 general store guy. I forgot his name if I gave him. 1159 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,200 One, he's nice. But he's awkward. 1160 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,840 I'll go talk to him before we leave. 1161 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:11,000 Thank you. Zed. 1162 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:16,200 Tough times. You are approached by a man kind 1163 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,040 of fidgeting. He looks very nervous. 1164 01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:25,360 Are you with the people with the horse and the very armored guy 1165 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,320 and the Yeah. Yeah, why? 1166 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:34,080 Are you guys looking for work? Well, I mean, you know, yeah. 1167 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:39,960 OK, well, the I'm sorry, I'm just nervous. 1168 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:47,120 I'm going to give him my. 00 Thank you there there seems to 1169 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:52,400 be a a problem with murlocs in the in the the eastern 1170 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:55,960 swamplands. My family needs them taken care 1171 01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,280 of 'cause they keep killing our sheep. 1172 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:02,080 What's What's the murlocs? You've never heard of a murloc? 1173 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:07,600 No, I'm I'm new around here. No, they're they're like these 1174 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:15,840 like semi aquatic beings or imagine like very frogs that 1175 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,200 stand up but they're carnivores and they know how to use 1176 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,000 weapons. Does that ring a bell at all? 1177 01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:26,960 This this kind of sounds like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. 1178 01:08:27,279 --> 01:08:30,120 Yeah, exactly like this. You, you probably should know 1179 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:34,800 about that, but that's OK. Hey, since we're talking I I 1180 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:38,359 wanted to ask you because you seem like I don't know why 1181 01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:43,240 you're nervous and stuff, but so you seem like you might know, 1182 01:08:44,279 --> 01:08:49,479 have you ever heard of a of a patron by the name of Pupa Raz 1183 01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:52,040 or Pupa racks? I'm kind of looking for them. 1184 01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:57,439 Pubic rods or pubic racks? No, not with AC. 1185 01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:02,359 It'd be PUPPI and then racks or Raz. 1186 01:09:02,359 --> 01:09:06,080 I'm not sure if they're male or female, but I believe that they 1187 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:06,960 exist. Pupa. 1188 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:17,840 Raz, she Raz. I. 1189 01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:21,200 Haven't. I haven't heard of a patron 1190 01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:23,640 deity anywhere close to those names. 1191 01:09:24,399 --> 01:09:26,840 Oh, it would be the patron of poop. 1192 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:30,040 What? No, OK. 1193 01:09:35,399 --> 01:09:39,240 Geez I I I don't know how to proceed with. 1194 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:43,399 Are you wanting to help or not? I mean, we, we might. 1195 01:09:43,399 --> 01:09:45,680 I'll have to talk to my my buddies. 1196 01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:48,120 I think they're my buddies anyway. 1197 01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:54,440 I think the one with the horse thinks I'm weird, but I'm used 1198 01:09:54,440 --> 01:10:00,200 to it. Well, my my name is Kelsey. 1199 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:04,240 Kelsey. Yes, the man over there, his 1200 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:08,840 name is Ezir. What? 1201 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:10,600 What man? Oh, over there. 1202 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,080 Yeah, he's he. He's having trouble with goblins 1203 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:18,080 in his town. Well, I love, I love killing 1204 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,640 monsters, or at least Number X does. 1205 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:27,200 I really don't like to kill. But unless you piss me off, you 1206 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:31,960 know, it doesn't happen often. It happens sometimes, you know, 1207 01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:35,120 you got to be a real douche bag. Although you know. 1208 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:44,120 Yeah, yeah, OK. And Kelsey starts walking away 1209 01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:47,720 from you, back to her table. Oh, you are girl. 1210 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:57,440 Oh wait, is she hot? Chelsea literally the most the 1211 01:10:57,440 --> 01:10:59,840 most average woman that you can think of. 1212 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,320 I love them that way. There's nothing. 1213 01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:05,160 There's nothing completely detrimental about her, but 1214 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,640 there's nothing standing out either. 1215 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:10,280 I love them that way because it's easier to keep them a 1216 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,880 little longer. I don't have anything better to 1217 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,080 do. Oh. 1218 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:29,480 You Kelsey? I mean, probably. 1219 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:35,520 Maybe. OK, so this would be your guys's 1220 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:38,840 choice on what job you're taking because you can't take two jobs 1221 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:40,560 at once. You can't be at two places at 1222 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:41,400 once. We could. 1223 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:43,920 We can split up. You could. 1224 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:49,120 I shall kill if. If Adm is allowed to speak and 1225 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:52,400 give advice. I would highly advise against 1226 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,440 that. Nope. 1227 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:59,840 OK, hey guys, everybody go. Uh oh, he left. 1228 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,880 I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. 1229 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,640 I didn't mean it. That was weird my like both my 1230 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:10,880 screens just froze. Oh, then I heard the doom that I 1231 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,040 disconnected. I was like, oh. 1232 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:13,720 That. That's weird. 1233 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:17,680 OK, sorry. There's this girl over there. 1234 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,120 She's not really great looking, but she's not bad looking 1235 01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:22,800 either. Here's Kelsey and she said she 1236 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:27,080 wanted to be my friend and she's got a problem with these Teenage 1237 01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:30,200 Ninja Turtles. They're frogs and they stand up 1238 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:45,760 and try to. It got me. 1239 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,320 At the. Problem with. 1240 01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,120 What the hell? And they get on weapons and 1241 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,400 they're like killing their sheep or their wolves or something. 1242 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,480 I don't know. They like the water. 1243 01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,440 Can we help her? Well, hold on, hold on. 1244 01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:04,800 They can't see. I got I got a farmer that needs 1245 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,000 help killing cobalts and a Bigfoot. 1246 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:10,920 Kill. Oh man, we're going to have a 1247 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,320 lot of. Fun. 1248 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:15,400 While we're while we're trying to debate Anthony, the horse is 1249 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:19,080 going over KC shoulder and like flexing his lips and like trying 1250 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:26,880 to reach his dragon. Steven, no. 1251 01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:34,680 No, you shouldn't drink alcohol to make you sound like me. 1252 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:42,240 No, no. The the horses like it's lifts 1253 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,360 her out like it's like a like a baby trying to get on like a 1254 01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:51,240 like a bottle. He's just stopping his foot and 1255 01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:54,000 she was told no, let's throw it a little fit. 1256 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,320 Where do you where do you guys want to go? 1257 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:02,240 Kill. I want to go home, Kelsey, kind 1258 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,320 of. I'll go wherever you guys go 1259 01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:05,600 because I don't want to be alone. 1260 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,640 Well, we've already killed Jackals. 1261 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:13,560 Maybe we'll kill the other one. All right, all right. 1262 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:18,320 Jackals bore me. Hey, Mr. OK. 1263 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:23,000 Mr. and Mrs. Bartender. It's Mr. Hey, what's up, dude? 1264 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:26,760 Yeah, I ain't going to help your friend, your family farm. 1265 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:27,920 We're going to go kill the teenage. 1266 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,080 What? Yeah. 1267 01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:30,920 Your friend, obviously. Needs us to kill turtles that 1268 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:35,000 stand up or something. But my but my farmstead it's. 1269 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:36,640 Probably gone. I don't know what to tell you, 1270 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,160 man. There's also, there's also been 1271 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,440 like really big tracks and stuff like that. 1272 01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:44,520 Dude, I'm scared. Listen, there's like a really 1273 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:47,440 big Jackal there. Listen, I'm interested, but you 1274 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:51,440 know the the voice in the sky said we shouldn't split up, so I 1275 01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:54,880 got to listen to it. I mean, you know, maybe 1276 01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,120 tomorrow. Yeah, I mean, you know, it'll 1277 01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,360 probably still be there tomorrow. 1278 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,240 We could you know, maybe if we only we can swing by ears. 1279 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,880 But I was hope we can take one job. 1280 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,800 Sorry buddy, I really wanted to help you but the group voted the 1281 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:09,000 other way so. Maybe we'll come back later. 1282 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:13,160 OK, I'm hoping. I'm hoping my homestead is still 1283 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:15,520 up by then. Yeah, I I hope so too, man. 1284 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,680 But good luck. I wish this luck against 1285 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,160 fighting the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 1286 01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:22,000 It's on the way back. What the hell are you talking 1287 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,200 about? I listen, I don't know the crazy 1288 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:28,120 guy I was talking about turtles that stand up frogs I'm. 1289 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:32,120 Confused but I was hoping they taste like frog legs when you 1290 01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:34,080 eat them. Listen, I'm just in the mood to 1291 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,000 kill at the moment. I really don't care. 1292 01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:38,520 I'm a weapon. Point me in that direction and 1293 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:41,560 I'll kill it so. But hey, you know what? 1294 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:44,080 If it's on the way back, we'll stop at your farmstead, your 1295 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:46,480 homestead, and we'll kill the Bigfoot. 1296 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:50,080 Anthony, as soon as you said that you are a weapon, just 1297 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,640 point me in the direction and I'll kill it. 1298 01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:57,000 You feel a little like a little worn tingly in your diaphragm 1299 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:01,280 area. Oh, what was that? 1300 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:08,440 Pillsbury Doughboy. Zed, you you walk up to the man 1301 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:10,120 that Kelsey said his name was Ezer. 1302 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:12,320 Oh, I thought that was Kelsey. My bad. 1303 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,960 No, you. Oh, OK. 1304 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,360 Who brought me back, right, buddy? 1305 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:22,000 I like, I like to kill monsters I don't really like to kill. 1306 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:27,440 But Umbrex likes it, so yeah, we'll kill them all. 1307 01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:29,160 Just give us time. OK. 1308 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:34,520 So you guys decided on the Murlocs quest for Kelsey then? 1309 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,360 Yeah, Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. 1310 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:41,080 We're going to come and kill the murmur locks and maids man's. 1311 01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:45,760 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah, Teenage Ninja Turtles. 1312 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:53,160 OK, so as she said, the the quest or the the job that she 1313 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:57,320 asked is east of of left the wind in the more swampy area. 1314 01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:00,360 You guys are about like 2A2 day walk from the shimmer. 1315 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:05,240 But the land is still a swampland, A wetlands if you 1316 01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:06,360 will. It's pretty wet. 1317 01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:08,080 I forgot to put your tokens here. 1318 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,720 Whoops. Give me a second. 1319 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:16,400 You guys trudge through like basically like a Creek bed. 1320 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:22,960 There's a Moss and mold everywhere, every your boots and 1321 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:25,680 shoes and horses become waterlogged. 1322 01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:31,160 But you guys arrive at the area where she marked on her map. 1323 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:34,120 Dang, potty's huge. Big old boy. 1324 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:40,720 And once she says that there are murlocs in this area, what would 1325 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:43,280 you guys like to do? Rural perception, actually. 1326 01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:45,040 I'm going to climb onto the nearest rock. 1327 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:48,120 OK, well, the. 19 foot perception. 1328 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,040 OK. There's that too. 1329 01:17:52,160 --> 01:18:01,240 It is raining from your van. Oh, man, Ebenezer, you see the 1330 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:07,240 the water flowing in a certain direction towards from where you 1331 01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:09,280 are. It's coming up and it's like 1332 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,480 circling around the like South end of this island and it's 1333 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:19,760 going back up this way. Cane see in the you do see a a 1334 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:22,400 fast figure. You couldn't make out exactly 1335 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:26,880 what it is, but it was over to the east of this rock. 1336 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:29,360 Anthony, you don't really see anything. 1337 01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:32,360 The water is getting from the rain is getting in your eyes. 1338 01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:36,040 Right. Yeah, Zed, from your vantage 1339 01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:39,840 point, you also see the water flowing a certain direction as 1340 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,080 well. I have a question. 1341 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:42,880 OK. You have a question. 1342 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,760 If we use combat stuff out of combat, does it still use mana? 1343 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:52,440 No, mana is only a resource in. Combat. 1344 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:57,960 OK, I'm going to. But I will say if it is, if you 1345 01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:01,440 do something like a combat spell or something, or like free flow 1346 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:04,320 and it does cause combat, it does use it. 1347 01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:09,480 OK, I'm gonna roll to see if I can flash bang the water the 1348 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:14,000 area and if I hear any you know, or a movement and I'll know that 1349 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:19,600 I stunned something like. Go ahead and tell me what I like 1350 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:22,840 where where you're throwing. Up to the east where I saw the. 1351 01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:27,240 Movement, I would say that you comfortably, yeah, I was just 1352 01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:29,680 about to point right here that comfortable you could probably 1353 01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:31,840 throw it right there. Down the river. 1354 01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:35,960 Just yeah, just down the river. Can I do like a beam and then it 1355 01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:37,560 explodes in the water? Sure. 1356 01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:42,360 Points A sword flashes like lightning hits the water in 1357 01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:47,080 bright flash. Yeah, big, big flash. 1358 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:52,000 Kind of like a nine banger from Ready or Not. 1359 01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:57,520 Water, the ground shaking. The water. 1360 01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,720 The water parts a little bit and you see like the bottom of the 1361 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:07,120 Creek bed there is nothing but you use roll another 20, OK. 1362 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:11,240 Sickus. It's not that hard, but you do 1363 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:17,880 see a figure running from right here, like probably about 1015 1364 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:20,960 feet away from your flash bang. Start running north. 1365 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,720 OK, so something beyond the flash bang started. 1366 01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:27,920 Yeah, it was another direction. It started running N yes. 1367 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,920 Can't say pursues. OK, I. 1368 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:36,640 Will move my obituary 5 spaces. My obituary 5 spaces. 1369 01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:41,040 I'm going to freeze the water I'm standing on so I can have 1370 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:45,880 something solid to stand. Nice. 1371 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,920 Me and Anthony. Horse keeps moving like 1372 01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:50,840 Scooby-doo run not being able to get a grip. 1373 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:58,280 Yeah. Anthony and Zed roll another 20. 1374 01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:02,760 4 OK. OK, both of you also see. 1375 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,120 And then Anthony the horse roll the wand. 1376 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:13,360 Yeah, it's still drunk. Both of you see a. 1377 01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,000 Tell me if you guys can see this ruler. 1378 01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,040 You see another figure run this way. 1379 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,000 Oh yeah, I. See it. 1380 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I. Can't. 1381 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,880 So it's, oh, there it is. From the north you see like a 1382 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:29,280 tree covering like just above the water level. 1383 01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:32,720 And from there you see a small black figure. 1384 01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:37,800 So what I should say, run, run towards the east. 1385 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:41,600 OK. Yeah, OK. 1386 01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:46,120 I mean, I figure we'd go around since the other one went N we 1387 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:49,160 just kind of go around and do a pincher move on it. 1388 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,040 That's pretty called pincer, but yeah, OK. 1389 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,520 All right. Yeah, We'll, we'll, we'll move 1390 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:57,800 up. I I try and shoot freeze as much 1391 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:03,520 as I can in in this direction. OK, flavor that for me please. 1392 01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:07,960 So Anthony the horse kind of just puts his hand in the water, 1393 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:13,520 throws ice along the water and just kind of tries to freeze as 1394 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:17,000 far north or northeast as he can. 1395 01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:21,800 Like an ice torpedo. Yeah, hopefully, like, catch 1396 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,120 whoever's there. So essentially, yeah, he takes 1397 01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:27,200 like he scoops up water in his hand and turns it into like a 1398 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:30,400 little ice sickle and then shoots the icicle under the 1399 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,880 water through the and it just kind of blows up in this region. 1400 01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:39,920 OK, roll, roll 20 for me. Well, twenty. 1401 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:44,000 Yeah. OK, it's still, it goes off. 1402 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:48,080 It should, it goes off. I hate, I hate the roll. 1403 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:53,280 It just goes off a little bit early, like you still got this 1404 01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:59,960 area frozen, but just South of it of where you were aiming, I 1405 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:03,400 should say, a little premature. A little bit premature, yeah. 1406 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:10,560 But from this you see a figure from the water rise up and start 1407 01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:12,360 running towards the east as well. 1408 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:16,600 Go. And you swear you heard like the 1409 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:25,160 noise of someone, like screaming underwater as it ran kind of 1410 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,040 like a type of thing. And it runs. 1411 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:29,320 Really. Yes. 1412 01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,480 Like scoop? Yeah, what? 1413 01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,240 He said. What was that roll out? 1414 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:36,400 I just. Swim to the island. 1415 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:41,320 I don't think A-12 makes it so I I jumped right into the water. 1416 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:43,120 I'm pretty sure I'm getting washed away. 1417 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,640 It's only, it's only like a foot deep. 1418 01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:47,040 Oh. Well, I'm. 1419 01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:49,600 Only two feet tall so I was literally just going to say 1420 01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:58,040 waist level for you so. Do I make my way to the island? 1421 01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:01,600 Ponte, stay here. OK, you got our backs potty. 1422 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,520 I would. OK, murloc scare pots. 1423 01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:07,200 And then I want to roll for perception on the island. 1424 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:10,600 OK, go ahead. You don't really, you don't see 1425 01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:14,440 anything on the island other than like rain and a couple of 1426 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,680 the trees and the surrounding rocks. 1427 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,400 That's about it. I climb one of the trees just to 1428 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,760 kind of in a bird's eye view for later. 1429 01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:26,240 OK, can't see. I want to I want to do like a 1430 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,640 light blast under my feet so I can jump. 1431 01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:31,720 Really far. OK, OK. 14. 1432 01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:35,120 I'll do it. How far can I movement? 1433 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,440 25 foot. Let's do let's do 10 spaces. 1434 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:40,840 OK. Bugatore 5 spaces. 1435 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:49,200 As you land and yeah, as kind of like Iron Man does it. 1436 01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:51,240 Pretty much. There's just one blast, yeah, 1437 01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:54,080 and his sword's up in the air, ready to slash something. 1438 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:58,480 Yeah, as you land, you create land, you create a giant ripple 1439 01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:03,400 in the water because you are now closer. 1440 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:07,600 You can definitely see what Kelsey was talking about. 1441 01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:12,040 You see, they kind of from what her her description was kind of 1442 01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:14,680 there. But you would see that they look 1443 01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:20,360 more like fish than frogs. But but they stand by pedal on 1444 01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:25,120 their own legs, each of them holding a crude weapon and there 1445 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:30,000 is a purple one in the back looks like it's wielding some 1446 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:35,240 kind of magic. They all look at you and they 1447 01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:41,520 all do the the like gurgly bubbly scream at you and they 1448 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:45,120 rush to attack. But that is where I want to end 1449 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:51,240 this episode. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1450 01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:55,760 guilty line. Yes, they have a mouthful of 1451 01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:58,160 teeth and very long, long long lungs. 1452 01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:01,720 Long tongues as well. I got a long tongue for you. 1453 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,520 I got a long lung. That is a long tongue. 1454 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:09,680 Super X please help us. But yes, Anthony Horse would 1455 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:13,480 have hit that murloc on the very edge left edge. 1456 01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:16,600 Yeah, if you didn't roll a freaking four, I get it. 1457 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:19,240 Yeah, yeah. Well, it would have started the 1458 01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:21,520 IT would have. It would have started the combat 1459 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:22,640 a lot soon. It's fine. 1460 01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:26,760 My stupid roles I get, but yes, you guys did a little shopping 1461 01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:30,960 run, met some of the MPCS that I struggled to come up with names 1462 01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:36,360 on the spot with, and yeah, you met Garth Raunchy. 1463 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:39,640 And I met the guy that I I beat up in high school. 1464 01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,920 I'm glad. I'm glad. 1465 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:47,480 So with that, I was trying to hopefully get you when he 1466 01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:50,840 pointed out, like your colleague on the back of your head, but 1467 01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:53,040 you didn't, You didn't bite the bait for that. 1468 01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:56,760 So how to get creative? Oh, I got you. 1469 01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:57,280 I got you. I. 1470 01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,400 Got you. Yeah, I. 1471 01:26:58,440 --> 01:26:59,400 Should have I should have. Oh. 1472 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,120 The Dang it, now you get it. That's OK. 1473 01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:04,240 It's I'm. I'm a little slow. 1474 01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:09,680 It's a I'll, I'll consider it my fault as well, but but yes, 1475 01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:13,040 we'll pick up on this murloc fight next time. 1476 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,400 Wait, OK. Well, thanks somebody for 1477 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,560 listening. We appreciate it. 1478 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:20,320 Hopefully enjoy listening much as we enjoy playing it. 1479 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:24,480 And don't forget to whatever app you're using to listen to this 1480 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,920 on. 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