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Danny, I'm having sex with 
myself. 

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Not again. 
Joe, I banged my bar of soap 

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this morning. 
Alex, please get out of the car.

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So I can. 
Beat you mom, you're a normal 

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white male. 
Cheddar. 

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I keep women in my closet. 
Under the table and T&D hosted 

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weekly on the main menu podcast 
The main. 

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Menu Podcast. 
I feel so bad that I haven't 

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been able to edit the last Star 
Wars episode because, you know, 

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I, I think I said it, but the 
but the work picked up and I'm 

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not able to get as much done 
because, you know, it's 10 to 12

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hour days. 
Well Dang. 

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Well Dang. 
Just your your freaking 

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workplace injury be damned I 
guess. 

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Yeah, for real. 
That's messed up. 

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I. 
Know I'm moving on that. 

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Actually there was last week the
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back and they set up for the and
it's called an EMG. 

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They set up a EMG for me on the 
20 on the 25th. 

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So, you know, two weeks out, 
but. 

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Yeah, and in the meantime, 
they're still just going to keep

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working you. 
Yeah, pretty much. 

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I don't like that. 
I don't either, but I have to 

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because I'm, I'm literally one. 
I am literally the only person 

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who can run my station besides 
like my, besides my boss. 

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But, you know, my boss has to, 
you know, not be down there. 

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That's a. 
That's a them problem, because 

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what if you? 
Just. 

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I mean God forbid but what if 
you just died? 

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What they going to do? 
Well, like I said, the boss 

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would have. 
Quit abruptly. 

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They'd be in quite a pickle. 
They they would definitely be 

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quite in a pickle. 
They need you always need an 

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understudy in anything. 
Because technically there is one

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other person who can run it, but
they don't have certification. 

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Or you need to be certified. 
Yeah, you need to be state 

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certified, Yeah. 
Wow, and painting a lot then, I 

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hope. 
Nope, as much as everyone else 

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is there. 
I demand a raise. 

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Well, I, I have been the target 
of like, I have been the target 

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of like secret raises. 
They called it because of Yeah, 

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because in, in my boss's words, 
they were like, we're we're 

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keeping this on the download 
because we can't afford to give 

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raises to everyone. 
But they'll be jealous. 

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Yeah, because they'll get 
jealous and he's he's, he said 

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that. 
Right. 

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I, he said that my, my position 
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only fair. 
So I, I think, I, I think I do 

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earn like maybe like $0.75 more 
than everyone else there. 

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Sick. 
Yeah, and I get the most over. 

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The woman. 
Yeah, OK. 

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Yeah, we're not getting 30. 
Cents instead. 

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We're not. 
Getting 30. 

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Cents less. 
I'm getting $0.75 more. 

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Yeah. 
Woo, I think besides. 

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The man, then the rest of us. 
I think. 

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Besides, I don't know if that's 
true at all. 

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I. 
Think. 

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Besides the bosses, I think I am
the highest paid employee there.

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I. 
Think hourly did you say? 

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Hourly, yeah. 
Union job. 

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Is very unionized, yeah. 
Union union Y unionized. 

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I could say philanthropy. 
I can't even say it now. 

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We had trouble. 
Philanthropy. 

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Philanthropy. 
Philanthropist. 

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We can say anthropus. 
Yeah, we can say English is our 

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language. 
I honestly don't know what it 

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means though. 
What to? 

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The land throw P. 
It it literally just means 

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throwing your money like like 
giving a crap ton of your money 

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for charity and stuff. 
Like the love of humanity. 

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Pretty much philanthropy. 
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interpreted as women's rights. 
I guess it's pretty broad 

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definition, honestly. 
Philanthropist. 

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Everyone can be called a 
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Honestly, like if it if they 
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spread the word of like 
philanthropy, like what are the 

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benefits? 
You know, how all this whatever,

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I think we would be fine. 
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set up another day where we can 
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they had to throw in the women's
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Yeah, we don't believe it. 
No, we are very pro women. 

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We are we. 
Are we are we are very pro. 

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Women. 
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yeah. 
Realistically, like a lot of the

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stuff that they say is either 
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Exaggerated. 
Exactly, thank you. 

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Exaggerated. 
I was trying to stick to that 

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word. 
Alex said last week that they 

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didn't. 
He he thinks it's because they 

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don't put in enough work. 
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more than men. 
Their work ethic a lot can equal

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more. 
But it's the strength factor. 

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It's the we don't have to bear 
children factor. 

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It's I we're just laying out the
science. 

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We we don't men for what men 
straight that can be a factor. 

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There's a lot of factors, and 
they all equal out to that 

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figure. 
You say that I, me and my 

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roommate went to McDonald's 
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It was like a month ago, 
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And the lady, she recognized us 
for whatever reason. 

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We've only been together like 
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But she's like, I recognize you 
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And she's like, I'm so tired. 
And you know, we're like, yeah, 

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that's cool. 
We're just trying to order our 

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food and like, whatever. 
But she was like, you guys are, 

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you guys are so lucky. 
You're guys, you don't have to 

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go through menopause. 
And I was like, yeah, yeah, 

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yeah, we don't. 
Can I can I have my food please?

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Can I can I please give you my 
card so I can pay for my food? 

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This is the definition of just 
put the fries in the bag. 

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Yeah, please. 
That's where that came from. 

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But the, from what I saw with 
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the women being paid less, I, I 
all that I've seen is like, like

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they took the median of like all
the jobs that guys, you know, 

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mainly are, are not. 
Yeah, all, all of all the men 

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being paid typically all the 
women's. 

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Yeah. 
And then the median of all the 

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jobs that the women are working.
And then that's where they 

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created the disparity. 
But they don't realize that, you

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know, some jobs, that there's 
jobs that pay more. 

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Yeah, and men will take The 
Dirty jobs, the hard jobs. 

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Right the Brick Lane jobs 
lumberjacking, or. 

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Lumber. 
Matting. 

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And there's women. 
Matting. 

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There's women lumberjacks and 
there's women construction 

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workers. 
All right, Yeah. 

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Like one for everyone. 
We'll say we'll such a thing is 

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I know, but we're talking about 
in general. 

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In general, yeah. 
So I can, I can actually, I can 

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actually chime in on this one, 
can't I? 

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Yeah, OK. 
Yeah, you can. 

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We love you. 
OK, I'm confused. 

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So the the company I see how do 
I how do I want to say this 

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without like sounding really 
mean and rude and nasty? 

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Yeah, I know right. 
So my my entire life I've never 

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seen and I've always and so now 
to to give some perspective, 

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I've always I've generally 
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I've not worked much in an 
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So things might be different in 
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so I, but I, so I've always 
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a factory setting. 
I've, I've done a lot of other 

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jobs, but the one where I've 
interacted with women the most 

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is, is in factory setting. 
And it's more or less what I'm 

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in right now. 
I do know that my boss, who is a

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woman, does more work and this 
is, she is an anomaly. 

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She's different than a lot of 
other women that I've worked 

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with in the past. 
She works harder than most of 

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the people around her. 
And she definitely gets paid 

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less for for men that are 
supposed to be in the same 

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position as her as a supervisor.
And she knows that she gets paid

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less and she gets paid less 
because she is a woman. 

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It's it's a thing that happens 
in the company that I work with.

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That she should sue. 
She would win it. 

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And I, I have a feeling that 
eventually so it, and the 

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reasoning is because it is, it's
a company that's not based in 

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the United States, so. 
All that, all that being. 

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Said it's yeah, it's it's a it's
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it's their culture and I, it's 
not right. 

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I feel I feel like and I could 
be wrong. 

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I'm not any sort of I've I've 
worked at at more than a dozen 

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different companies in my my 
short lifetime. 

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I've not really seen a lot of 
women get discriminated against 

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and until this company, I've 
seen it one other company and 

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they were, they were sued. 
There was a huge lawsuit. 

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I'm waiting for it to happen 
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It's just something that I feel 
like is mostly defeated in this 

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country and what what is being 
talked about as far as women's 

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rights and that I feel like most
of those battles honestly have 

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been won. 
And at this point it's it's 

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mostly kicking a dead horse. 
I think there's there could be 

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some things, you know, I 
couldn't imagine coming to work 

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for a week or so once a month 
and having to deal with 

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literally bleeding to death and 
the pain and and everything else

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like and they have to come to 
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They don't get to call in sick. 
I mean, sometimes yes, if. 

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It's bad enough. 
If it's bad, yeah, things can 

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happen. 
You know, they should. 

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I don't feel like they should be
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You know, that's not their 
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But as long as you're able to to
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it should matter. 
If you're doing the same work, 

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you should be getting paid the 
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So when I worked at McDonald's 
and obviously there's a lot of 

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men and women that work there, 
I, I know that I was paid AI 

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would personally what I was paid
a little bit more because of the

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shifts that I would work. 
I would mainly work night shifts

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and closing and closing and 
night shifts would allot you 

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more money hourly I should say. 
But there was, you know, 

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obviously I had, I had I think 
there was nothing but female 

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managers besides this one dude. 
Obviously they were paid more. 

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And so some of the women that 
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sure they got bumped up to what 
I was making. 

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But for me right now, I think I 
earn more than women just 

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because of my position and like 
my certifications and stuff like

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that. 
Yeah, and I mean, it's not, I 

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don't know, there, there's a, 
there's a clear difference 

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between men and women. 
Not, not every man's the same, 

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not every woman's the same. 
But there's, there is a 

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difference between men and 
women. 

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You know, it doesn't mean that 
men are better than women or 

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women are better than men. 
Women, we. 

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Just each have our We just have 
our own roles. 

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Yeah. 
And we have our roles. 

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We have our strengths and 
weaknesses. 

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Men are general. 
Generally, men are more, you 

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know, are stronger, they can 
work, they can do more work 

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because for longer periods of 
time, because they have a higher

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red blood cell count, they 
replenish red blood cells 

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faster, you know? 
Testosterone helps with like 

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muscle growth and stuff like 
that too. 

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Muscle growth. 
You've got a stronger bone 

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density. 
We can beat up most women. 

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But that is that's yeah, that's 
that's true. 

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Except. 
Ronda Rousey except Ronda 

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Rousey. 
Except all right, boy. 

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Don't get me started. 
Don't bring in the. 

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Exception of the rule. 
There's always tightly. 

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One of the rule tightly 1 fetal 
position. 

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I'll be fine, yeah. 
But but women are generally 

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generally Ronda Rousey. 
Women are generally smarter. 

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They're able to focus better 
than men. 

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A lot of times women, they're 
ready to do whatever it takes. 

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The, the, the unfortunate thing 
it, it's kind of a good thing 

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and a bad thing. 
It's bad that they have to do 

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it, but it's kind of good in a 
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I've, I've seen a lot of women 
feel like they have to try and 

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work harder than what they're 
able to, to just prove that they

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can do it and prove that they 
can be better than men. 

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Because men do have a tendency 
to look down at the women that 

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they work with and say, well, 
you can't do what I can do. 

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And I don't think that's proper 
either, so. 

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No, I don't think. 
I don't think I'll go and ask my

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female coworkers to lift 30 
gallon drums full of chemicals 

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for me. 
Exactly, exactly. 

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And I and I've had a lot of 
women that I worked with. 

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I've had a lot of women with 
that. 

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That's what I do for my job. 
Yeah, they and they, they've 

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come to me and they've said, 
hey, I can't physically do this 

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part of the job. 
Can you help me out, you know? 

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Yeah, sure. 
Sure, if I. 

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Make money. 
I don't get paid more. 

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I don't get paid more than them 
because I'm able to physically 

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do more. 
I've I've never had that happen.

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I've never had somebody because 
it can go both ways. 

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I've never had somebody come to 
me and say, hey, you can do more

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than than Shelly over there. 
So go ahead and and I'm going to

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go ahead and pay you more. 
I've never had that happen. 

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So I don't know. 
I really don't see the whole, 

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I've never really seen until 
working here. 

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And this is this is an anomaly 
in our country. 

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I really don't feel like we have
an issue like that like we used 

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to anyway. 
Maybe. 

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I mean some places, but yeah. 
This is the places where they 

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could probably get away with it 
or something I would think. 

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That only because nobody's 
saying something. 

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Right. 
That's that's another thing too.

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Like companies would lose more 
money if they got sued than just

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paying women or what at fair 
rates to everyone. 

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But they could also say like 
experience or whatever they 

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would find like loopholes for Oh
yeah, to like kind of get out of

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that type of thing. 
Especially especially at the 

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right to work states that that 
aren't big union States and so 

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forth. 
It's a lot easier to get away 

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with. 
I've I've worked the places 

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before where somehow they got 
away with not paying overtime. 

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I there's been a couple jobs 
I've worked like that. 

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Yeah, that McDonald's, they, 
they got away with like I don't 

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want to say not paying my 
overtime, but. 

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But not paying overtime. 
But it's, it's like they, it's 

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like they, it's like they 
withhold my overtime pay for 

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next paycheck type of thing. 
Until after you quit, and then 

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until. 
After you quit. 

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I've seen companies though that 
do like instead of giving you 

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time and a half, they'll they'll
give you like banked hours for 

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like personal time and I. 
Wish my job. 

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Did that should be an that 
should be an opt in. 

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They should. 
I wouldn't mind that option like

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if if I was that way some. 
People would like it, but some 

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people need the money. 
Yeah, I'm I'd rather have the 

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money right now personally, I'm 
I'm not generally low on PTO 

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like I think I got over 100 
hours right now, but. 

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Dying boy. 
I think I I try to think though.

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I I, I, I have blown through all
of my PTO last year because I 

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was helping my mom with stuff 
and then. 

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That's why I'm saving mine for 
my dad. 

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Yeah, the guys, the guys trip 
that took five days. 

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I get 15 days throughout the 
entire year and it's like I get 

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them all. 
I don't earn it throughout the 

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months. 
Oh, you get it all once, don't 

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you? 
I get it all at once, yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I don't remember what I think I 

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earn. 
I think I earn like 10-11 hours 

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every pay period. 
Maybe I don't think it's that 

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much, maybe it is. 
I don't know. 

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I can't remember now. 
Now I want to look, I don't 

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remember. 
I actually have very good 

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benefits like the company I work
for is actually it's a good 

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company. 
They just they have some flaws 

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to to be sure. 
Yeah, I'm waiting for I I Oh, 

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sorry. 
Yeah, I'm just I'm. 

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Waiting for the right person to 
get an office to where they'll 

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just automatically give all 
females like a pay bump. 

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Like federally. 
I think we're this close to 

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having that happen. 
Oh, to get, really. 

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If we get the wrong person in 
office. 

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Oh yeah, just. 
Give all females a federal pay 

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bump. 
Well, the. 

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Pay gap is closed. 
It. 

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Seems to be there are more than 
us. 

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Yeah, It's like if something is 
perceived like has been 

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systemically done wrong, even if
in the past and is still still 

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perceived to be happening today,
now they seem to want to like, 

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flip the other direction. 
Like racist racism against white

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folks is is a lot on the rise. 
Like, big time. 

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Yeah. 
It's gone the other. 

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Way. 
Yeah, and both are wrong. 

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Not 1 is better than the other. 
Well, the The thing is, is that 

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a lot of people justify as 
saying that it's not racist to 

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be racist against white people, 
because white people have all 

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the power. 
It's the most ridiculous thing 

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I've ever heard of. 
Right. 

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I wish I did. 
Right. 

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Do you have to like cash that in
somewhere? 

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Like I feel like I'm not able to
use it sometimes. 

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Yeah. 
What is that? 

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What is that called when they 
say that you're white and you're

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man, So you obviously had 
everything given to you. 

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There's a term. 
There's a term. 

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They call it white privilege. 
Thank you. 

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I'm gonna. 
Tap into my white privilege 

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account. 
Please, I was going to say, I 

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was going to say I missed the 
white privilege exit on this 

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highway of life. 
Can someone reroute me there 

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real quick so I could just get 
whatever I want, whatever I 

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want? 
Yeah, I want to get whatever I'm

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owed or what I'm entitled to 
because I. 

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Reparate my. 
Entire life. 

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Yeah, talk. 
About reparation, I'll give it 

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to all black people, you know. 
Where's my? 

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Where's my big? 
Privilege reparations and I'll 

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give it to black people. 
Reparations. 

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How about? 
That there you go. 

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I missed out on that though. 
I always laugh when people say 

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that privilege. 
Doesn't exist. 

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It's like, honestly, as a white 
man, I have known the hunger of 

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I don't know if my next meal is 
going to make it to me. 

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Oh yeah. 
I've been there, I've done that.

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I've done that when I was a kid,
bro, last week if my mom brought

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home skim milk, dude, it was a 
party because I lived on dry 

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milk that we got from like 
second hand stuff. 

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And what's even funnier was that
was while my dad was in the 

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military. 
Think about that one, United 

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States. 
But where's my white privilege 

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at? 
Where is it at? 

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Oh, you never went hungry? 
No, I never starved. 

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But there were times when I was 
like, do we get to eat tonight? 

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I am hungry. 
Can I have seconds tonight? 

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I mean, like, what's the deal? 
And I even in my teen years, 

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it's like I've been where we 
honestly thought we were going 

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to have to sleep in the car. 
Yeah. 

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Like, what are you like? 
OK, so how is that white 

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privilege? 
Oh, well, you have a house in 

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our job. 
I do. 

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I'm incredibly blessed. 
I'm not complaining about my 

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life situation in any way, shape
or form. 

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But. 
You were. 

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You were going the question. 
I yeah, I work hard for what I 

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have. 
And here's my question. 

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Who honestly looked at me and 
said, oh, you're white, you can 

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have a job. 
It's hard for me to get a job. 

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It is so hard. 
I have to grind to get the 

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crappiest of jobs. 
Like what's my I can't be like, 

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well, it's because I'm black 
late. 

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I'm late. 
It's just a cop out. 

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What excuse can I give but I 
can't give an excuse that's even

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worse that I have literally no 
excuse to give except for people

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just don't want to hire me. 
Which again, their prerogative, 

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their business, they can do what
they want unfortunately. 

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But like if I I don't get an 
excuse I don't have. 

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An excuse. 
I went six months without having

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a job and there's nothing wrong 
with my work record. 

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I've not been fired from a bunch
of jobs. 

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I was, I was fired from my last 
job because of like nonsense. 

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I went six months without having
a job. 

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Granted I was getting 
unemployment. 

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Thankfully during the time and I
shouldn't say that I I I figured

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out how to to do secret shopping
and stuff online. 

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Audits. 
Oh yeah. 

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And so forth. 
Oh yeah. 

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That's what I. 
That can be fairly lucrative. 

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It wasn't bad I I didn't make 
like money handle this, but and 

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he. 
Used that Kirby vacuum. 

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I did, man. 
I used that I when I was 

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unemployed one time, I used that
Kirby vacuum to make some money 

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cleaning, cleaning carpets for 
for friends, you know, people 

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that were there. 
You can come and clean my 

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carpet, man. 
I'll pay you to come clean my 

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carpet. 
Yeah. 

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I've worked two and three jobs 
at a time so my wife could stay 

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home and take take care of the 
kids because that's what she 

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wanted to do. 
And I said, OK, I'll make it 

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happen. 
And there's times we've been 

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poor. 
I mean, poor. 

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Poor didn't have two pennies to 
rub together to start a fire. 

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But we always made it, and I 
never went hungry, you know, No.

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One ever steal for that? 
I mean, that's what they say, 

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but whatever. 
Yeah, I remember one of those 

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things. 
Literally 90% of my paychecks 

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would go to my bills and then 
I'd stop making like 70 bucks to

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feed myself throughout the 
through the month. 

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Ramen noodles, baby. 
Yeah, yeah, baby. 

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On that too. 
I remember. 

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And I told you guys that month 
that I went right as COVID 

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started and I was and I had to 
stay at the college dorm. 

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Literally all I had was chicken 
ramen. 

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The. 
McDonald's $2.00 Meal $2.12 You 

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get a large drink and a 
Mcchicken back in the day. 

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Remember scraping together for 
that? 

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It was the most delicious 
Mcchicken I've ever had. 

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What was that? 
That is so. 

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That is so. 
Mcchicken and a large drink 

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today would cost you like 6 
bucks. 

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You know, so I just saw, I don't
remember where I saw it. 

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Calculator. 
Forgive me for not remembering. 

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There was a McDonald's I guess 
that apparently just started the

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first McDonald's all you can eat
buffet and it was like 1516 

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dollars. 
Going on, they had like. 2 

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cheeseburgers. 
Right, right. 

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I looked at. 
That I was like. 15 or 16 bucks,

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but there's going to be some 600
pounders walk in and go oh. 

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Yeah, no. 
Here's the thing, they'll say. 

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Oh, you can. 
They'll they'll literally say 

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all you can eat buffet for sure,
but then they'll cut you out. 

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You're there long enough. 
And I've heard of quote, UN 

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quote all you can eat buffets 
and they're like, all right, 

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you've been here. 
You've been here an hour and a 

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half eating. 
You'll be. 

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Here 4 hours. 
You've been here for an hour. 

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Yeah. 
You what? 

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Are you doing? 
You'll be here for an hour. 

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You. 
Eat $1000 worth of Shrimp Gold. 

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I paid an extra 4 dollars for 
the premium buffet. 

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I'm getting my fill me 1717 
plates of shrimp later I'm 

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doing. 
This. 

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Man bro sick after that. 
I know I did that at Red 

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Lobster. 
Once I walked in, I sat down on 

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all you can eat shrimp day and I
went and I asked my waitress. 

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I looked her in the face and I 
said, have you ever cut anybody 

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off for eating? 
Or you can eat shrimp? 

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She looked at me and she said, I
had a guy in here who ate like 

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40 plates of shrimp in a sitting
and she's like, we did not cut 

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him off. 
We wouldn't have his. 

454
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,800
His wife finally got him to 
leave, but we wouldn't have cut 

455
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,720
him off. 
Holy cow. 

456
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,000
She's like I honestly literally 
have never cut anybody off once 

457
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,800
for indulging in massive amounts
of the all you can eat shrimp. 

458
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:36,400
I was like, OK, cool. 
There is like some legal stuff 

459
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,320
if you that you can do if you do
get kicked out of an all you can

460
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,920
eat buffet if you're just like 
eating and eating and eating 

461
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,160
because the sign says. 
All you. 

462
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,920
Can eat, that's that. 
Can still eat. 

463
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,880
Damn it. 
The videos that I saw is 

464
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,040
technically a contract and if 
they kick you out, that's 

465
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,200
violating. 
It's false advertising. 

466
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,320
It's false advertising. 
If they kick you out. 

467
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,480
There's a difference. 
But there is a difference 

468
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,920
between saying they're very 
careful, you've been here too 

469
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,920
long. 
That's why a lot of them make it

470
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,440
a time thing. 
If you sat down for five hours 

471
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,760
and ate, even if you're eating 
all five hours, it's like, 

472
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,800
golly, you might where? 
Does it go right? 

473
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,120
That's why they have things like
rice and noodles sitting out 

474
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,600
there to help, you know, fill 
you. 

475
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:28,440
That's why Chinese buffets are 
just so dangerous 'cause you can

476
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,080
like you'll sit there, you'll 
pay for a single, like basically

477
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,360
pay $1618 for a single plate and
you're like, I'm already full. 

478
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,040
Walk out the door 30 minutes 
later so you're hungry and. 

479
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,200
Food. 
Yeah, that's why I, I, I'm like,

480
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,280
I generally go for a lot of 
protein, especially at a Chinese

481
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,240
one anyway. 
Like I'll go for all the 

482
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,480
different kinds of. 
I can't. 

483
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,560
I can't do a Chinese buffet 
again. 

484
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,320
I'm done with it. 
I'm gonna be. 

485
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,720
Careful with them, man. 
You can. 

486
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,040
It's like any other buffet. 
I I don't like buffets as much 

487
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,840
as I used to. 
Because I'll go there. 

488
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,560
You won't destroy that. 
Yeah, right. 

489
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:13,120
Joe and I and Danny even we 
always would get together at 

490
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,920
Chin Garden. 
Ladies and gentlemen who are 

491
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,480
listening, let me let me paint 
this picture for you. 

492
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,720
Because I can only imagine. 
You need to know. 

493
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,480
I know how they used to be able 
to eat. 

494
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,800
Consistently. 
Yeah. 

495
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:31,000
Chin Garden consistently got 
like AD rating by the Health 

496
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,360
Code Association and shut down 
multiple times because of that. 

497
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,240
Ladies and gentlemen, I have 
gotten food poisoning it from 

498
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:43,000
Chin Garden more than one time. 
More than one time. 

499
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:48,440
And we kept going back because 
it was literally it was like, 

500
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,680
no, it was 10, but even $10.00 
for a buffet then was dumb 

501
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,120
cheap. 
If you sprung for the dinner 

502
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:59,040
one, it was $11.00. 
We were poor college students. 

503
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,480
We would scrape together $10 and
we would go and eat 5 days worth

504
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,960
of food. 
Were we sick Often? 

505
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,440
Yeah. 
Often. 

506
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,840
KQ 9. 
Group of guys that took a bunch 

507
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,560
of laxatives to and and what was
it? 

508
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,920
Some kind of sedative or 
something to see? 

509
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,200
Laxatives. 
Yeah. 

510
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:20,640
No. 
Yeah. 

511
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,720
Oh, melatonin. 
It was with melatonin, wasn't 

512
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:24,760
it? 
See, you can say. 

513
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,560
Oh. 
Melatonin doesn't I I missed the

514
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,160
melatonin 1. 
Yeah. 

515
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:35,080
I missed the melatonin one, but 
we did do the we did the Oh 

516
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:39,640
yeah, the laxative challenge, 
which the laxative, the laxative

517
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:46,200
we got was crap because I had to
I stayed awake for 8 hours and 

518
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,080
didn't poop once after drinking 
the entire bottle of laxative. 

519
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,760
Ladies and gentlemen, that's not
a good. 

520
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,880
Laxative, right? 
Magnesium that would have made. 

521
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,840
More sense like. 
Is it it's like that Family Guy 

522
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:03,160
bit where it was years ago where
they're like, OK, everyone, I 

523
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,640
want you to sit down and drink 
this. 

524
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,160
And and the last one to puke 
wins and. 

525
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,720
Oh, the syrup of epic epicac. 
I think so, yeah. 

526
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,440
But they but they drink from the
bottle and it was just. 

527
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,640
Instant it's. 
So gross it. 

528
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,400
Was terrible. 
Gross. 

529
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,760
Yeah, we went, we went we went 
chin garden one time and we 

530
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:26,520
didn't realize it was what was 
it, Valentine's Day and we get 

531
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,320
the bill and it was like 50 
bucks and I looked and I was 

532
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,480
like, what is this? 
And it the buffet was like, I 

533
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,560
don't know, 2324 dollars a a 
person just because it was. 

534
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,400
They did you dirty. 
Valentine's Day. 

535
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,520
Yeah, they did. 
Oh, they did. 

536
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,120
You dirty. 
Big time. 

537
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,040
Yeah, we never went on holidays.
We always went just random times

538
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,320
but. 
Yeah, I think they had so crap 

539
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,640
in that night or something. 
They had a a Hispanic guy at the

540
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,040
grill, the hibachi grill. 
Yeah, yeah. 

541
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:57,520
I'll ask you the pizza, the 
Pizza Hut buffet. 

542
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,840
Not pretty great pizza, not the 
best. 

543
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:05,200
The one here was good. 
There's a pizza buffet place 

544
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,200
called Ponderosa. 
Is that a thing over there? 

545
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,240
There's Ponderosa Steakhouse. 
I don't even know if they're 

546
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,160
still in business. 
There's we have like. 

547
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,360
A pizza buffet called Ponderosa.
It's terrible. 

548
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,160
We have a Pizza Ranch over here.
Pizza Ranch is good though. 

549
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,200
Cheese. 
Yeah, Pizza Ranch is good. 

550
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,200
It's not the best quality, but 
it's still pretty good, yeah. 

551
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,760
Oh, what was the one in in in 
Indiana? 

552
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,440
Dang it. 
It was stupid cheap. 

553
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,200
It was like 5 or 6 bucks. 
Chi Chi's or. 

554
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,360
No, I, I said that on Cici's. 
Cici's. 

555
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:34,960
That's it. 
Yeah. 

556
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,640
Yeah. 
That one's OK too. 

557
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,000
They're not great, but they're 
pretty good. 

558
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,720
Yeah, there's some Cici's over 
here they're shutting. 

559
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,720
In quality pizza. 
Oh yeah. 

560
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,640
Oh. 
They're going out. 

561
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,040
Of they're going out of 
business, pizza, it's they're 

562
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,520
going out of business. 
For sure. 

563
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,840
Yeah, they were, they were one 
of the ones that, you know, they

564
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,640
would. 
They had, it was more bread than

565
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,200
toppings kind of a thing. 
I mean, you got to have garbage 

566
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,000
ingredients. 
I I think it was like many 

567
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,600
years. 
Ago it. 

568
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,720
Was only like 5 to. $11.00 of 
cheese for. 

569
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,040
The lunch buffet. 
Lots of mayonnaise. 

570
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:10,360
I'm out here at Cici's Puff 
pizza buffet with. 

571
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,000
A fucking mayonnaise. 
Everything in freaking 

572
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,040
mayonnaise. 
I would be kicking that guy out 

573
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,360
of my my. 
Restaurant. 

574
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,520
Get out, get out's. 
Lapping his glutton, his butt. 

575
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:31,520
You know what he ate there? 
Oh man, just nothing but sausage

576
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,200
gravy. 
Oh my. 

577
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,720
Soul. 
I have sausage gravy and a 

578
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:41,480
beverage cup. 
So. 

579
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,080
Nasty and a whole chocolate 
cake. 

580
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:54,880
So I was at work. 
This is a huge I don't want 

581
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,120
diversion. 
Yes. 

582
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,760
I think I found my favorite UTT 
to listen to and it's funny. 

583
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,680
Yeah. 
Time favorite fat cock Friday. 

584
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,800
Yeah. 
That's a good. 

585
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,600
One that one like made me laugh 
at work. 

586
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,640
Fart Olympics. 
Probably my favorite. 

587
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,240
Oh man, we're. 
All into it and he jumped right 

588
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,200
in without missing a beat. 
Yeah, he did. 

589
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,720
Yeah. 
S Koreans were going to get this

590
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,400
year. 
Lenny still goes on about that 

591
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,040
one. 
He thought that. 

592
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,120
Was awesome. 
That was over a year ago. 

593
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,720
It was and I've been waiting to 
tell you guys that we've we've 

594
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,680
just lapsed our 100th UTT. 
No way. 

595
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,320
Wow. 
Is it really pretty much, I 

596
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,160
believe it has and that's not 
counting the specials and stuff 

597
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,720
that we've done. 
So it's probably way over 100, 

598
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,440
but officially it's over 100. 
So we've got a lot of these. 

599
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,000
We have a lot of content. 
We do, and the reason why I 

600
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:59,040
choose us a lot of the time at 
work is because we don't have 

601
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,560
ads. 
It is true. 

602
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,560
I despise some of these ads, 
dude. 

603
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,120
On some of these other podcasts.
The worst things you could ever 

604
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,600
conjure. 
If we ever got ads I want to, I 

605
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,200
would want to do it like how 
distractible with Markiplier and

606
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,240
them do where it's always at the
beginning and at the end and 

607
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,040
they do their own, they do their
own read off of it. 

608
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,760
Yeah, it's not just like a 
random commercial. 

609
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:26,360
Are you looking for satisfaction
in your life? 

610
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,280
Yes, I am, and I'm pretty sure 
you're not going to be able to 

611
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,360
give it to me. 
But let's see what you got. 

612
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,480
I would, I would say that we 
would actually, I would, I 

613
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,240
would, me personally, I would do
like we did with the Ziti's last

614
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,680
year and I would have write like
a script and like, yeah, like. 

615
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,280
A bit. 
That would incorporate like. 

616
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,920
More attention to it. 
Incorporate our own characters 

617
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,680
and stuff like. 
Haggis. 

618
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,920
Yeah, Haggis would have to do a 
couple of ads, you know, no 

619
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,360
doubt about that. 
And Cleta, you know. 

620
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,720
Yeah, the. 
The only problem my. 

621
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,200
Kids, they always roll are just 
here the. 

622
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,760
Only problems I could see 
companies having with that is 

623
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,120
this is serious, I want you to 
be serious. 

624
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,280
It's like dude, people react 
better to funny. 

625
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,680
Well this is this is a serious 
topic. 

626
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,440
OK chill dude, stop taking 
yourself seriously. 

627
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,080
You get a. 
Shag. 

628
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,720
Because no one else takes. 
Kings is not serious. 

629
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,440
I'm here now, guys. 
You said there's your. 

630
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,640
Penis. 
Would you like it to be a little

631
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,440
bit bigger? 
Well, this is a good old Haggis 

632
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,640
here, yes? 
Please, I've been waiting for 

633
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,600
this. 
Guys, shut up. 

634
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,600
I'm here to tell you how to get.
Commentators in the big crowd, 

635
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:39,920
like somebody listening to the 
thing yes please, about what you

636
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,280
have. 
Oh great, haggis tell me how to 

637
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:48,040
make my pee pee bigger. 
Well, shagging to shake. 

638
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,360
I I can't thinking to Mike 
thinking Mike King anyway. 

639
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,840
Oh man, that was a dirty trick. 
I'm out of here, chirp. 

640
00:32:55,760 --> 00:33:01,520
Chirp, chirp, chirp. 
Oh, do you guys have impotence? 

641
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,040
Oh geez, Chirp. 
Can I say this on the air? 

642
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,400
Chirp. 
OK, OK, OK. 

643
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,960
What you first talking about 
impotence? 

644
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,480
I never. 
Heard Do you often pee down your

645
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:24,880
own leg? 
By the new depends, you'll no 

646
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,880
longer have piss running down 
your leg. 

647
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,680
Who does? 
Pierce, Pierce upon my leg. 

648
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,120
Guys not gay boy. 
Have you guys ever heard of 

649
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:46,240
Grinder? 
When I created my account, I 

650
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:51,200
didn't even know it was. 
Not gay Not gay account is a 

651
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,360
joke, yeah. 
I haven't dated any of the guys 

652
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,960
on there. 
That's that's gross. 

653
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,880
I get more attention on here 
than Tinder, yeah. 

654
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,760
And sometimes you just need a 
little attention in your life, 

655
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,320
not because you're gay, but 
because you just want some 

656
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,520
attention. 
Yeah, just a it's 22 Bros 

657
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,000
hanging out. 
Whatever actually trying to kiss

658
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,400
me. 
Whatever happens, happens. 

659
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,280
Oh man, this is stuff my grandpa
like me to do. 

660
00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:27,800
Oh no, Oh man. 
Oh no, Oh no. 

661
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,199
How many people? 
How many? 

662
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:37,280
How many people complaining that
commercials are giving them 

663
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,280
horrible are triggering them? 
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a 

664
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,679
trigger warning on this 
commercial. 

665
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,239
We do not condone the act of 
grandfathers messing with their 

666
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,199
grandkids just to. 
Be Amen. 

667
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:57,080
It's me Slow Johnson. 
Are you in a wheelchair just 

668
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:57,960
like I am? 
I'm. 

669
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,840
A good cop? 
I'm a yeah. 

670
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,680
I'm a good cop. 
I just, I just do it from a 

671
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,280
wheelchair now, yeah. 
All right. 

672
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,880
If you guys like audiobooks, 
there is a book of me reading. 

673
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:28,640
To you it's called the 
Adventures of My Gun, My God. 

674
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,160
I definitely can. 
So that's a market. 

675
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,480
No, that's a market we need to 
get into doing character audio 

676
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,360
book reads. 
We have. 

677
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,360
So during the ATT that I was 
talking about, we were doing, 

678
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:52,120
we're doing a bit of me singing 
as Gavin singing Linkin Park 

679
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,760
song. 
Dude. 

680
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,360
Oh, man. 
OK, wait a second. 

681
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,960
I've become so numb. 
I've been kill you there. 

682
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,520
I've become. 
Oh, Todd. 

683
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,960
Yeah, that was a year ago. 
Wow, it's been a quick year. 

684
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:15,720
Yeah, it is because we would 
just be ending Boulders Gate by 

685
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,520
now or right in the middle of 
it. 

686
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,040
I think we would be. 
I think we're right in the 

687
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,320
middle of it. 
I'm here to spread the good Lord

688
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,200
of the Word. 
With the Billy. 

689
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,360
But Bella, Bella, we're not 
supposed to lie. 

690
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,800
Yeah. 
What do you do? 

691
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,360
We were supposed to talk about 
McDonald's and how they're 

692
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,480
sponsoring this episode. 
Do you want to pick up 

693
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,840
Sorcerer's Edge again at some 
point? 

694
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,840
Draconic Bite is going to be a 
lot like Sorcerer's Edge. 

695
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,400
Sick. 
I'm, I'm still building my 

696
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,440
season. 
I'm building it from scratch the

697
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,280
way I we build characters and 
everything like that, so. 

698
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,680
Let me know if you need help. 
It could. 

699
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,040
It could get Cray Cray. 
It probably is going to go crazy

700
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,480
off the rails, but I'm OK with 
it. 

701
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:02,600
I will also tell you guys this 
because it can go off the rails,

702
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,240
but I'm going to also limit you 
with what you can do. 

703
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,760
Not necessarily limit you, but I
am going to say you can ruin 

704
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,360
your story completely ruin the 
campaign by making the wrong 

705
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,400
decisions. 
So think about think about your 

706
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,400
decisions like you can get 
yourself killed after you make a

707
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,040
character. 
I'll. 

708
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,800
Kill. 
You can you can end the world as

709
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,520
we know it, thereby ending the 
campaign after three episodes if

710
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,200
you're not careful. 
Like oh, OK, we're done. 

711
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,960
Cool, you guys ended it. 
Like things like that. 

712
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,960
I'm throwing that in. 
Y'all have things crazy that. 

713
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,120
Doesn't show up. 
I'm gonna. 

714
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,680
I'm gonna. 
I have like so many funny bits 

715
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:43,240
for Draconic Flight, how I 
planned, and it's going to be 

716
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:46,760
more instead of like Chasm, it's
going to be more loose, loosey 

717
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,800
goosey. 
Yeah, loosey goosey. 

718
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,800
What I've noticed, I'm going 
back through a lot of the 

719
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:57,200
seasons recently and the combat 
has lost me because we don't 

720
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,240
have the Rule 20. 
So going back and listening to 

721
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:03,600
old combat, it's like I don't, I
don't know what's going on. 

722
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:08,720
Oh, before we had Rule 20 or. 
Well, any of the recent seasons 

723
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:13,360
or even even going as far as 
like Prison Break, which was a 

724
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,600
few years ago, OK, just having 
Rule 20, it's like, I don't 

725
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,400
know, it's like as a listener 
again, it's like, I don't, I 

726
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,000
don't really know what's going 
on, but. 

727
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,640
Yeah, combat. 
Combat's kind of a hard one to 

728
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,000
sell. 
So now I like the. 

729
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,080
Character moments more. 
So that's actually another thing

730
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,560
that I was going to eventually 
bring up. 

731
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,000
Hi, Danny. 
Hey. 

732
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,040
Danny. 
The we're bring back the idea of

733
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,360
like streaming our screens or 
whatever. 

734
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,760
I'm all, I'm all for it. 
Yeah. 

735
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,360
I was just like, and I was 
thinking today, like I said, I 

736
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:49,480
was doing like the stuff on Road
20 as a He's cool, let's park. 

737
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,640
Out. 
We're having. 

738
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:55,480
Sex with with our webcams. 
As Adm like I personally hate 

739
00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:00,040
hate digging through and trying 
to find maps and like it's. 

740
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,520
Yeah. 
It's difficult and especially 

741
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,240
like like with with mother ship,
it wasn't terrible. 

742
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,600
It was it was hard, but it 
wasn't terrible. 

743
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,960
Pirates was fairly easy. 
Because. 

744
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,200
There's like, there's a lot of 
pirate stuff out there and I 

745
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,080
feel like if you do anything 
like medieval, yeah, you're 

746
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,120
good. 
Western, I'm sure like you can 

747
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,400
probably find some stuff, but 
like it's hard to find like Star

748
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,840
Wars stuff, Star Wars. 
Trying to build. 

749
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,360
Very different, yeah. 
You're trying to build your own 

750
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,840
world stuff. 
There's been times I've had to, 

751
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,040
like, change what I was gonna do
because I just couldn't find 

752
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:29,760
anything. 
I didn't. 

753
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,920
Have a good mail anything? 
Yeah, I totally. 

754
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,040
Get it? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

755
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,480
That's why I'm starting to look 
at these compendiums. 

756
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:38,640
Just so I'm looking a lot at 
like compendiums and stuff and 

757
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,320
those are nice. 
Big time. 

758
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,600
Like on the same time too, Like 
I'm, I'm trying to do like just 

759
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,400
a lot more storytelling, 
especially with this next 

760
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,600
episode. 
Yeah, I just listening back to 

761
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,000
the other like the first 
episode, like I get to like, I 

762
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,520
rely pretty heavily on what you 
guys were seeing and not what 

763
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,760
everybody's seeing through the 
descriptions of things. 

764
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,440
So me personally, I'm, I'm 
trying to be more descriptive of

765
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,360
like what's going on and what's 
being seen and things like. 

766
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,040
That. 
So. 

767
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,640
Yeah, it's. 
It was very hard for me to find 

768
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,240
math for Kasim because there was
literally nothing for what I was

769
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,720
trying to build. 
Yeah, right. 

770
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,200
Yep. 
Like, it's gone so far as like 

771
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,960
I've looked at like potentially 
like buying one of those map 

772
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,400
builders or going to like 
Patreon and like hiring somebody

773
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,200
to build maps for me. 
Yeah, yeah, there's there's a 

774
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,680
basic like map editor and 
basically we just walls and 

775
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,920
floor. 
Yeah. 

776
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,440
And then you just use your 
imagination for what's in the 

777
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,680
room. 
And no, we're all I love roll 20

778
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,080
and like how it makes me like 
understand what's going on on 

779
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,680
the on like the battle more and 
all that kind of stuff. 

780
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,360
But like, for combat, it's 
great. 

781
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,960
Yeah. 
As a listener, if I can't see 

782
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,080
it, then it's like, OK, well 
what are you guys talking about?

783
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:51,600
Yeah, I have no idea. 
I'm totally lost, which is why I

784
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,800
like the character moments more.
Oh yeah. 

785
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,680
These days. 
That's why I try to get goofy 

786
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,880
when I do stuff too, 'cause it 
you. 

787
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,000
Know a season and then this is 
something I've come to come to 

788
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:06,840
find by listening to our stuff 
is oh and even other people's 

789
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:14,560
podcasts is like an episode or 
even a season of AD and D type 

790
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,840
show is made or broken by the 
character. 

791
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,760
It's true. 
You have a killer story. 

792
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,440
If you have annoying characters 
that I don't care about, I 

793
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,200
don't. 
Care about your. 

794
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,000
Story. 
Yeah, that's 100%. 

795
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,280
You really latch on a good 
characters. 

796
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,880
On the same, on the flip side, 
like you can have a terrible 

797
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,440
story that's like it's, it's the
worst thing ever. 

798
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,080
And if you've got great 
characters that just push that 

799
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:43,200
story great like that, that's 
yeah, I don't care. 

800
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,160
We just want to know what 
happened to the character. 

801
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,240
Yeah, like like singing the 
chords. 

802
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:51,360
Yeah, it's, it's real basic and 
simple, but it's the Yeah. 

803
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,040
Yep. 
Yeah, yeah, This is why I'm 

804
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,280
super excited for Deathmatch 
Island. 

805
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:00,880
And it's really broad strokes 
with the combat. 

806
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,440
One dice roll, that's the whole 
encounter. 

807
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,280
And then you describe how it how
it goes. 

808
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,000
It's going to be sweet. 
It's going to be unlike anything

809
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,520
we've ever done. 
Simple, yet complicated at the 

810
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,200
same time. 
Dang, Joey doesn't like KASM 

811
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:18,560
because it's combat based. 
I like playing Kasm, going back 

812
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,840
and listening. 
I just don't know what's 

813
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,440
happening with the combat 
anymore. 

814
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,840
I'm starting to lose like my 
memory of what I saw. 

815
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:28,800
Yeah, I can see that. 
Like even if you go back to like

816
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,560
when we first did like the 
first, what was it the first 

817
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,880
season of? 
Storchers Edge 1. 

818
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,360
Storchers Edge yeah, if you go 
back and listen to that, like I 

819
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,760
get lost sometimes. 
Yeah, I don't. 

820
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,840
I don't remember what I was 
supposed to be looking at. 

821
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,560
I don't remember, I don't know 
what's happening, but then the 

822
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,600
character dialogue in battle is,
is what keeps you listening. 

823
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,920
Yeah, your day, Mikes and 
Sabatlanos. 

824
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,360
Yeah. 
You're Dravens. 

825
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,200
You're Dravens. 
Gavin squawk it. 

826
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,520
But Sorcerer's Edge is giving me
a lot of ideas for how I want to

827
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,000
run Bio Riff 2. 
If we ever go back to that. 

828
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,680
I want to go back to Sorcerer's 
Edge 2E. 

829
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,240
It's like what we ran during the
prison break. 

830
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,880
So like free flow. 
Develop a whole system based off

831
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,360
of that. 
It's gonna be cool. 

832
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,360
That's like where we like we had
the magic and stuff, but we 

833
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,240
could kind of like. 
It was free flow. 

834
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
It wasn't spelled. 

835
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,960
There was basically a DC and 
then see if you can roll it. 

836
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:42,200
I almost like having having 
spells, you know what I mean? 

837
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,040
Like. 
It has. 

838
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,200
It has a potential. 
Yeah, my bio Rev 2 will have 

839
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,320
both. 
It'll have a free the free flow 

840
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,480
like alchemy and then the spells
like magic. 

841
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,280
That's that's literally what 
Draconic blight will have. 

842
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,960
You'll have like a set ability, 
Yeah, but for the free, free 

843
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:03,600
flow, free throw, free throw, 
you will have to pass a certain 

844
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,360
DC to make pretty much make it 
happen. 

845
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:11,280
Yeah, I like that. 
I did today while I was looking 

846
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:16,160
for maps somebody is making 
like, you know, we had Pyre 

847
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,560
Borg. 
Yeah, they have more. 

848
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,320
They have more Borg. 
More Borg. 

849
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,240
More Borg. 
Somebody's making a like 

850
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,160
dishonored steampunk. 
They're calling it Steam Borg. 

851
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,040
I'm making like I. 
Could totally use that. 

852
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,840
I was like. 
That's so. 

853
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,080
Cool, we could have used. 
It yeah, maybe I still can. 

854
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,080
Maybe I still can. 
My aim was to go with Diesel 

855
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,120
punk for bio riff too. 
OK. 

856
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,000
But that's so niche. 
It is fairly niche, yes. 

857
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,640
Yeah, like, I don't even know 
how to describe it. 

858
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,480
It's just a lot of, I don't 
know. 

859
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,920
Yeah, like niche, Yeah. 
Like we have. 

860
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,520
Pictures. 
You have pictures of what Diesel

861
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,880
Punk would be but like 
Wolfenstein? 

862
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,400
About it, OK, that's how I 
would. 

863
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,880
That's how I would describe. 
It steam punk is like, is like, 

864
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,320
you know, everything's steam 
powered and like, you know, the 

865
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,160
world's kind of like that. 
Diesel punk is the exact 

866
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,720
opposite. 
Like everything's diesel. 

867
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,960
Powered Engine Powered. 
Yeah, engines. 

868
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,400
So kind, so kind of like a 
Warhammer then? 

869
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,800
Kind of. 
Kind of I'm going to get 

870
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:19,320
crucified by anybody that likes 
40K, but yeah, kind of, I mean. 

871
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,680
It's you're going to 40. 
K. 

872
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,680
Is that like that you're? 
Going to get on your cell phone 

873
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,080
you got to pull the RIP cord to 
start the engine and. 

874
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,480
Yeah, like have you seen any of 
the gameplay or anything from 

875
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,080
like the newer Wolfenstein 
games? 

876
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,280
I have not. 
OK, this is what the city would 

877
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,680
look like. 
OK, Amy, look that up. 

878
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,520
Jamie, look that up. 
I posted in memes. 

879
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,360
Yeah, some. 
Well, that's at least one 

880
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,640
picture. 
Very, very, very industrial. 

881
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,080
Very industrial, a lot of 
trains, a lot of glimpse, multi 

882
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,640
tiered cities and there's going 
to be like a height factor. 

883
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,120
So you guys ever watched the 
disenchantment? 

884
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,320
It was on it was on Netflix. 
It's. 

885
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,400
What does it matter? 
It gets. 

886
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,960
Is that is, is that by, is that 
the same people who made 

887
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,000
Futurama? 
Right? 

888
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,640
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, Futurama, The Simpsons. 

889
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:12,680
Yeah, they they did one, it was 
medieval and they ended up in a 

890
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,120
in a diesel punk type. 
They did like World, Yeah. 

891
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,040
Really. 
I stopped watching after the 

892
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,440
first season. 
I never watched it I. 

893
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,360
I watched them all. 
I don't know why it was. 

894
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,880
It was one of those shows that I
latched on to for whatever 

895
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,040
reason. 
I thought Bean was kind of hot. 

896
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,560
It's funnier if I don't comment.
Things I love. 

897
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:39,960
Getting that look. 
It's like 17. 

898
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,080
Oh. 
No cartoon. 

899
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,480
You. 
Can't like a couple birthdays. 

900
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,400
I like the little goblin. 
Is it kinda it's? 

901
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,920
Pretty hot. 
You're Woody Allen guy. 

902
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,640
Is that what you said? 
Dang it, Dang it. 

903
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,040
Woody Allen. 
Dang it have been labeled. 

904
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,800
Dang it. 
Oh, you know, I know. 

905
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,920
This week's been terribly 
depressing and. 

906
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,520
Oh man, Extremely. 
You know, not really had a 

907
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,000
rough. 
Time with this whole thing I. 

908
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,520
Are you, are you talking about 
the Charlie Kirk thing? 

909
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Well. 
I'm not going to comment on 

910
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,360
really anything, you know, 
political. 

911
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,880
Wise all that I. 
Try not to I I was pretty angry 

912
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,680
earlier. 
Yeah. 

913
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,880
Yeah, pretty depressing week 
because of the whole Charlie 

914
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,560
Kirk stuff. 
Real sad. 

915
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,920
Definitely, but. 
They caught the guy, they did. 

916
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:28,960
They did. 
They finally did. 

917
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,280
Yep, Yep. 
Allegedly. 

918
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:37,200
There there was hell divers 2 
stuff on his on his bullets. 

919
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,680
Is that what it was? 
Is it ooloo or something? 

920
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:44,320
No, the up the doubt was it up, 
up, down, down, right. 

921
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,200
Yeah. 
It's one of the things you can 

922
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,480
do on your Yeah. 
So there's that people calling 

923
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,240
for that, that game to be banned
now. 

924
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,560
Oh. 
Geez. 

925
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,400
Because of one guy that's. 
Ridiculous. 

926
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:57,160
I I love that game, been playing
it a bunch lately. 

927
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:01,520
It's fantastic. 
But so my segue into this whole 

928
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,320
thing was yes, it was a 
depressing week, but we finally 

929
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,880
got a Metroid Prime 4 release 
date. 

930
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,720
What? 
I saw something. 

931
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,280
Oh yeah, there was a direct. 
I did not see that December 4th.

932
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,000
This. 
Year. 

933
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:19,120
Yep, Samus has a motorcycle and 
you can get an Amiibo. 

934
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,320
It's the biggest Amiibo they've 
ever made. 

935
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,120
It's the size of a real 
motorcycle. 

936
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:30,840
Canonically sized Samus? 
Yes, please. 

937
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:37,800
I'm listening. 
She's taller than my door, 

938
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,720
that's fine. 
Step on me. 

939
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,480
Not me. 
Mommy, I want puppies. 

940
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:55,800
At ease. 
Yeah, so there, there's that. 

941
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,480
Borderlands 4, yeah. 
Borderlands 4 came out, I was 

942
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,280
playing that today. 
Me too, me too. 

943
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:08,000
A lot of people are, too. 
Yeah, apparently it's not. 

944
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,760
It's not great on PC. 
Oh yeah, it's it's crashed on me

945
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,280
like 4 times but I still love 
it. 

946
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,440
But a lot of the things that 
people are talking about, I'm 

947
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,720
not experiencing like all the 
stutters and like poor renter 

948
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,200
and stuff like. 
That stutters. 

949
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,880
On on PS-5 at least it's it's 
been pretty good, so. 

950
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,760
I'm very happy with it. 
Sick. 

951
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,840
Yeah. 
Silk Song released this week 

952
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,560
too? 
Or was that last week last? 

953
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,120
Week. 
Oh, OK, OK. 

954
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:39,280
I was never in the hollow night.
I wasn't either really like I 

955
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,560
tried to because I love 
metroidvanias, but it's. 

956
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,640
One of those pro gamer games. 
Yeah, it's. 

957
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,640
Just really. 
Hard I'm I'm losing my 

958
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,480
metroidvania touch because I'm 
not good at them anymore. 

959
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,360
Yeah. 
So a lot of. 

960
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,840
Patients. 
I I don't, I don't get it. 

961
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,920
I played the first Hollow night.
I didn't, I didn't really care 

962
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,040
for it. 
I only got like 3-4 hours in and

963
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,480
then I just dropped it. 
But a lot of people are saying 

964
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,320
that Silksong will will win game
of the year. 

965
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,520
And I'm like guys don't even 
know the history of Silk Song 

966
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,480
because it was it was originally
supposed to be DLC. 

967
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,880
They decided to make it a full 
game because they had too much 

968
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,440
fun developing it and stuff like
that. 

969
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,800
It's basically a new game and 
they've been delaying and 

970
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,480
pushing back the release date 
for like years because it was 

971
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,640
like 2017 is when the first 
holiday night came out and they 

972
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:33,280
announced Silk song. 
I think 2019 and then they said 

973
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,960
that was going to come out 2020.
But then they pushed it back a 

974
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,920
year, and then they pushed it 
back two years, and then they 

975
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,800
pushed it back another two years
after that until it finally came

976
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,120
out this year. 
Like I. 

977
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,720
Have a lot of passion for it. 
I'm calling it now. 

978
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,840
Death training Tuesday when? 
Game of the Year. 

979
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,880
Oh man. 
I I think Claire Obscura 

980
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,440
Expedition 33. 
Will I think I think it's real 

981
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,000
close because I played both of 
them and I really can't get into

982
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,280
Claire obscure but I watched 
like some of the story online. 

983
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,720
I just, I can't get into the 
turn based. 

984
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,200
That's fine. 
But it's great. 

985
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,360
It's fantastic. 
The. 

986
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,120
Story. 
That's Stranding. 

987
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,600
I feel like Death Stranding has 
a better story though. 

988
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,600
Let's go so. 
I think, I think visually it's 

989
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,200
better. 
Like it's, it's better as well 

990
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,080
too, because we don't like the 
French, OK? 

991
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:25,040
I OK you say that I think Clear 
Obscure has the best soundtrack.

992
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,320
OK. 
Yeah, yeah, maybe. 

993
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:34,960
Yeah, did you oh man, the the 
one of the final boss fights. 

994
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:42,640
Could you is anyone wanting to 
play A1 like no spoiler spoiler 

995
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:47,480
alert, the fight was Renoir. 
That music popped off and it and

996
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,480
it got me to feel things that I 
never felt before. 

997
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,760
I, I, it's just a phenomenal 
game in my opinion. 

998
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,800
I believe you, I just can't get 
into it. 

999
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,440
That's fine, I love turn based 
stuff as well. 

1000
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:03,600
I will say though, it really 
threw me off when I, as Norman 

1001
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,800
Reedus, you know, I'm 
reconnecting the continent of 

1002
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:11,160
Australia together via the 
Internet and fighting Troy Baker

1003
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,520
for like, you know, the third or
fourth time. 

1004
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,080
And he looks at me, the player, 
and says, hey, this ain't going 

1005
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:21,680
to be no boss fight, OK? 
And then not have a boss fight. 

1006
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,680
And it comes back later, you 
know, after we're on the beach 

1007
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,640
together because it's death 
straining too on the beach. 

1008
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:31,840
And we proceed to have a boss 
fight, but the boss fight stops.

1009
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:36,080
And then we proceed to duel it 
out via guitars. 

1010
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,240
Yeah, that does. 
Happen and then we proceed to 

1011
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:46,280
change genres completely from a 
third person action shooter to a

1012
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,040
2D fighter. 
Round one what? 

1013
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,680
Said guitars. 
We're beating the crap. 

1014
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,160
Out of each other's guitars and 
Norman. 

1015
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,680
Reedus is yelling at the guy 
saying F you. 

1016
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,040
That sounds like a fever dream 
and I want to play it. 

1017
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,360
It was. 
A fever dream. 

1018
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,320
The entire time I'm sitting 
there hitting the button going, 

1019
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,640
I don't know what's going on. 
I I kind of like this though. 

1020
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:11,920
It's great. 
And as convoluted as the story 

1021
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:15,160
was over the 50 hours that it 
took me to beat the main story, 

1022
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,080
as convoluted the whole thing 
was, they wrapped it up in a 

1023
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,280
nice boat at the end and said, 
here you go. 

1024
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,960
And I was like, all right, well,
that's 50 hours worth of 

1025
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:23,920
questions that I. 
Had is it? 

1026
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:29,000
Is it like the first game where 
like the ending like somatic is 

1027
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,680
like literally 2 1/2 hours long?
No, no, no. 

1028
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,920
The ending cinematic I think was
like 10 minutes maybe. 

1029
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,440
Really isn't the first one. 
The first one in the ending 

1030
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,800
cinematic was like 2 hours. 
Wasn't. 

1031
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,560
It it was quite a long time. 
Only say it was like. 

1032
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,920
Skip cutscene and then the 
credits are rolling. 

1033
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:48,440
What? 
Well. 

1034
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,440
It's Kajima. 
That's just kind of who he is. 

1035
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,800
He had the longest. 
He still holds the record. 

1036
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,840
Metal Gear Solid 4 holds the 
record for the longest cutscene 

1037
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,160
in a video game. 
And I want to say it's like an 

1038
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,920
hour and 54 minutes. 
It's. 

1039
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:05,880
Insane. 
That's all. 

1040
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,000
Full movie. 
Save points for the cutscene. 

1041
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:09,480
It's. 
Not even. 

1042
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,600
It's not even at the end of the 
game, it's in the middle. 

1043
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:13,600
Of the game right in the 
beginning. 

1044
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,120
Wow, I thought it was in the 
beginning. 

1045
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,720
The beginning 1 is pretty long 
too. 

1046
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,760
The beginning one I think is 
like 30 minutes at least. 

1047
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:21,320
Yeah, it it's. 
Long. 

1048
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,280
I would like to play my video 
game now please. 

1049
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,560
Imagine imagine your mom gives 
you a time limit. 

1050
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,600
Hey, you get 30 minutes from the
video game. 

1051
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,360
OK, I. 
Never played all. 

1052
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,840
Right, let me get off Mama 
moldy. 

1053
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:46,400
I didn't even touched it yet. 
It's like it's, it's, it's 

1054
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,040
crazy. 
But no, he he did a really good 

1055
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,200
job with it. 
I will say the opening cut 

1056
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:56,320
scene, which is very short, only
probably like 3-4 minutes, it 

1057
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,600
looked like there's really no 
way to describe it other than to

1058
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,080
just show it. 
But like the cutscene going into

1059
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:06,200
gameplay, it's so seamless and 
the visuals are like, it felt 

1060
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,760
like it's, it felt like I was 
watching a movie, like a 

1061
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,680
document, a documentary. 
And then it's like, oh, wait, 

1062
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,280
no, I have control over this. 
This is this is gameplay. 

1063
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,040
I think it's the best looking 
game out there. 

1064
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,480
That's why it has what I think 
is going to be game of the year.

1065
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,200
It's going to be, it's going to 
be a stacked year, that's for 

1066
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,720
sure. 
Can't really think of what else 

1067
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,960
came out this year. 
Well, Borderlands 4, that's not 

1068
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,120
winning Game of the Year because
of all the backlash. 

1069
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:33,000
Probably not, I want to play it.
Especially with like, the whole 

1070
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,320
controversy at the beginning of 
the year surrounding Borderlands

1071
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,920
4. 
What happened with that? 

1072
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:44,840
So price and it wasn't even like
because I think he said that the

1073
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,480
base game was going to be like 
$90.00. 

1074
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,960
Yeah, 8080. 80. 
It was 80. 

1075
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,920
And it wasn't even like he 
wasn't even like Sart like I 

1076
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,880
don't know how to say it, but 
like he, he was like a big, he 

1077
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,360
was a big douche bag about it 
cuz it's like Borderlands 4 or 

1078
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,120
Borderlands fans will just pay 
it no matter. 

1079
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,400
That's exactly what he said. 
He's like Borderlands fans will 

1080
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,680
pay it no matter what the price 
is. 

1081
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,840
That's a dangerous mindset. 
Well, and especially. 

1082
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:14,680
It's going to be that with GTA6.
Clear up 33 or whatever the name

1083
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,680
of The thing is clear up. 
That was only 50. 

1084
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,360
That was only 50 bucks. 
And then like Silk Song, which 

1085
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,040
just came out, which is getting 
a lot of praise, is 20 bucks. 

1086
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,960
Prices don't make sense anymore.
It's terrible. 

1087
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:27,920
There's no standard anymore. 
It doesn't exist. 

1088
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:32,360
It's terrible as mafia was old 
country that was only 50 bucks. 

1089
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,480
50, yeah. 
Split, Split. 

1090
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,360
Was it split fiction? 
Is that what it's called? 

1091
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:38,920
Split two? 
Yeah. 

1092
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,520
Which is also like people want 
that to win Game of the year. 

1093
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,560
That was only 50 bucks. 
And the cool thing about that 

1094
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,920
was if you buy one or if I buy a
copy and one of you guys wants 

1095
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,440
to play with me because it's a 
two player game, you can play 

1096
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,840
with me. 
For free. 

1097
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,440
You don't need to buy a copy of 
the game. 

1098
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,160
Yeah, it's pretty cool. 
So like that, that's pretty 

1099
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,600
cool. 
Like the whole thing where it's 

1100
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:01,360
like, oh, we got to we got to 
Jack up our prices of the games 

1101
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,240
because it's hard, because 
making games is difficult. 

1102
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:05,920
It's. 
Getting more expensive. 

1103
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,880
It's like, well, you know, if 
you lower the price of your 

1104
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,560
game, you'd probably sell more. 
Yeah. 

1105
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,080
Or if you just, you know, made a
good game, that's. 

1106
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:19,320
What the big thing is, is you 
get game makers who are the the 

1107
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,040
people on the ground level who 
are the backbone of game mate. 

1108
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:26,440
Well, Alex died. 
Making and that which is a fair 

1109
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,280
stand. 
Am I here? 

1110
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,800
Of course. 
Alex died. 

1111
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,400
You cut out my ear now the last 
few seconds. 

1112
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,760
Yeah, well. 
Because my tablets being weird. 

1113
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,840
Stop being weird, tablet. 
Yeah, stop. 

1114
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:43,480
So the the low. 
Yeah, the ground level people 

1115
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:46,680
who are the backbone of building
games are like, I need to have 

1116
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,840
money to live off of, not crazy 
amounts, but they're not going 

1117
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:54,560
in going well, I should be 
making 250K for every game. 

1118
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,800
They're not saying that. 
They're saying, can I make a 

1119
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,440
wage that allows me to eat and 
live somewhere? 

1120
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,640
But a video game companies, the 
CEOs of big companies, they're 

1121
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,640
still like, well, if I give you 
more money, instead of making $5

1122
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,000
billion, I'll only make $1 
billion this year. 

1123
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,200
Are you? 
Yeah. 

1124
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,240
Whoa, whoa. 
There goes your trip to the 

1125
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:21,120
Hamptons for January. 
Like who cares? 

1126
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,200
I won't be able to afford my 8th
vacation. 

1127
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,960
I want to buy a new island. 
This week. 

1128
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,520
If you're the CEO of activism, 
then it's no, I'm not going to 

1129
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:35,680
pay you more, but hey, why don't
you go ahead and leave your 

1130
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,040
breast milk in the fridge so I 
can go? 

1131
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:42,000
Sleep. 
There is actually a lot of hate 

1132
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,720
going on for Silk Song too, but 
it's not like the player base, 

1133
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,000
it's the companies because 
they're like. 

1134
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,960
People are hating the company. 
Because it was like with how 

1135
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,200
Baldur's Gate 3 came out, you 
know, it's like cheaper. 

1136
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,240
It's a big game. 
They're like, they shouldn't 

1137
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:01,720
raise the standards of like how 
games are made for the we. 

1138
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,840
Don't like how good this is? 
Yeah, yeah, companies. 

1139
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:09,120
I remember Activision in 
particular was mad at Baldur's 

1140
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,240
Gate in the layering, layering 
the studios because they were 

1141
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:15,520
like, you can't charge $60.00 
for a complete video game. 

1142
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,840
They're like, there's no 
microtransactions, there's no 

1143
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,720
pay to win, there's no DLCS. 
There are every update thousands

1144
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:26,320
of hours of content. 
On it, yeah, if I just play it. 

1145
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,480
People were so like, companies 
were so mad at that. 

1146
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:36,160
Yeah, so making the entire game.
That tells you what kind of game

1147
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,920
it is. 
Yeah, it's a real small team. 

1148
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,200
Well, and then you got you got 
Activision that like sends memos

1149
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,560
out to their team when the 
Battlefield 6 trailer dropped 

1150
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:51,240
and they're like if any employee
is caught pre ordering promoting

1151
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,480
like anything to do with 
Battlefield 6, like you're fired

1152
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,480
on the spot Butter. 
No bad butter. 

1153
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,320
It's like, holy crap, you get 
it. 

1154
00:59:58,760 --> 00:59:59,480
Your game. 
So you can't. 

1155
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,600
What's funny about that is you 
can't do that legally. 

1156
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,680
I'd like fire me, Daddy. 
You sent the memo out. 

1157
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,520
I have proof. 
Of your full. 

1158
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,680
Termination. 
Maybe they're in a? 

1159
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,040
State where there is no such 
thing as wrongful termination. 

1160
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,520
Maybe they could be California's
weird. 

1161
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,400
Fired Leave your breast milk on 
the counter before you leave. 

1162
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,120
Leave your. 
Breast milk in the fridge. 

1163
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:24,680
Yeah, yeah, You can't have a gas
car in California because 

1164
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,960
they're trying to save the 
environment. 

1165
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,200
But I can fire you because 
you're white. 

1166
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,640
And we need more black people, 
whether they know what they're 

1167
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,880
doing or not. 
We should just nuke California. 

1168
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,800
I'll just wait for it to fall 
off into the ocean. 

1169
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,960
I, I think we, I think we just 
need to expedite the San Andreas

1170
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,080
Fault. 
I think we just need to do a 

1171
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,960
ritual. 
Get Godzilla to show up, Oshira.

1172
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,800
It's racist. 
That's how they say it, Joey. 

1173
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:53,760
They're. 
Not affiliated with this. 

1174
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,720
It's in the movie. 
It's in the movie. 

1175
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,720
That way. 
I don't know what, I don't know 

1176
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:05,360
what you want from me. 
I, I think it's dumb that, you 

1177
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:08,640
know, you get all these skins on
Call of Duty, but you're not 

1178
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,040
able to like transfer them over 
to like the new game. 

1179
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:14,120
So they make you spend like, if 
you want all these like skins, 

1180
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,440
you know, whatever. 
People have like hundreds of 

1181
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,200
dollars spent into it just for 
skins and then they don't even 

1182
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,240
carry over to the next game. 
I mean, therein lies the 

1183
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,760
problem. 
We want to be realistic like 

1184
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,960
this is a war game, guys and. 
Then they drop Nicki Minaj. 

1185
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,560
Butt head skins like what are we
doing? 

1186
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,240
What are we doing? 
I love how they announce what 

1187
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:37,480
the pre-order stuff is for Black
Ops 7 and there was such 

1188
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:41,080
backlash on it that they're like
well hold on we got to redesign 

1189
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,680
this stuff yesterday they re 
released it. 

1190
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,600
These are what these characters 
look like and now they all like 

1191
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,280
they look like super gritty and 
like down to earth, like boots 

1192
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,400
on the ground. 
Like dude, like stop. 

1193
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,680
Like everybody already knows 
what you're selling. 

1194
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,440
Like don't, don't cut yourself. 
Off. 

1195
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:01,000
We already know you're going to 
have a Samus skin in in Call of 

1196
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,080
Duty. 
Yeah, for the for the Switch 2 

1197
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,960
version, yeah. 
Sick. 

1198
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,600
I'd buy it or the OR Pepsi Man 
or something like that. 

1199
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,800
Pepsi, man Dude, I. 
Would buy that. 

1200
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,160
Yeah, I I said that and I'm 
like, oh wait, that might 

1201
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:19,120
actually be money. 
No, I'm. 

1202
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,040
I'm on skin so dude. 
I'm gullible. 

1203
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,200
Yeah, well, I'm not saying that.
I. 

1204
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,880
But to be fair, the Terminator 
skin was actually cool like. 

1205
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,520
I bother with you. 
I didn't buy it because I'm. 

1206
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,680
Poor but I, I. 
Bought a couple. 

1207
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:38,560
Skins so guys don't scroll 
through like the Fortnite like 

1208
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:42,440
page like what their skins are 
because it's Call of Duty now 

1209
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,200
like they have Beavis and buy 
that they got Squid Games. 

1210
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,360
This is stuff Call of Duty did. 
So we're Call of Duty is you're 

1211
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,160
paying $70 and then $20. 
My my son. 

1212
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,560
For the skins and you can just 
go play Fortnite for free. 

1213
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:58,040
They just released these skins 
on Fortnite and I was like what 

1214
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,880
are they goes Beavers and butt 
head? 

1215
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,240
It's like Teddy, they already 
had those on Call of Duty buddy 

1216
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,480
like a month ago. 
Cool. 

1217
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:08,200
It's like, no, it's not cool. 
It's only nice. 

1218
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,600
I was like. 
Yeah, that's not cool. 

1219
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:16,320
I don't like how they just keep 
like releasing like skins for 

1220
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,440
like actual TV shows and stuff 
like that. 

1221
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,960
Call of Duty is just Fortnite 
now. 

1222
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:22,720
Yeah, that's what the essence of
it is. 

1223
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,800
They want to be Fortnite so so 
bad. 

1224
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,840
They're I guess the war zone 
will have all the skins too. 

1225
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,800
Yeah, but they don't, I don't 
think they want to be Fortnite. 

1226
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,920
Yeah, they want the money that 
Fortnite has. 

1227
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,760
Yeah, they want, they want to be
the new Fortnite is what? 

1228
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,320
They make a good. 
Game. 

1229
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:39,760
They can't. 
They're in can't. 

1230
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,080
Play the Fortnite's a great 
game, but it certainly plays a 

1231
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,680
little bit better than Call. 
Of duty, though, they're only 

1232
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,200
care. 
They only care about the money. 

1233
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,920
If we're getting real about Call
of Duty, if the next Call of 

1234
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,440
Duty game after Black Ops 7 they
announced, since this is 

1235
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:58,400
literally just a multiplayer 
game and it's pennies to run it,

1236
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:02,000
it's going to be $30. 
Sure, we'll sell you DLCS for 

1237
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,760
$10 whenever they come out. 
Or you can get the season pass 

1238
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:08,320
for 30 and it'll be 4 DLCS 
whatever. 

1239
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,080
You know what's funny? 
More people would buy it then 

1240
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:12,360
they would make so much more 
money. 

1241
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,920
If this is a $20 game people 
would flood it. 

1242
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:19,640
They would have to rework their 
servers with how many people 

1243
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,480
would flood Call of Duty again, 
but they have to get $80.00 for 

1244
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,960
a. 
Literally 15. 

1245
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,720
Dollar game. 
All they need to do is just copy

1246
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,360
Halo Infinite. 
Free to play. 

1247
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,080
I'd never. 
Halo Infinite their multiplayer 

1248
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:35,040
is free to play. 
If you want to play the campaign

1249
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,840
it's 40 bucks and then buy if 
you if you don't then just buy 

1250
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,400
the DLC stuff that they put out 
like all the all the Halo armors

1251
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,560
and stuff. 
Cool. 

1252
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,000
Pretty much. 
That easy? 

1253
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,360
There you go. 
Be the new business model. 

1254
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,600
I will also take my payment in 
breast milk Activision. 

1255
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:57,800
And also, do me a favor, 
Activision, stop boosting 

1256
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,920
characters that spend more 
money. 

1257
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:05,880
Oh I swear to gosh, if somebody 
kills me with a crappy SMG with 

1258
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:10,040
no attachments because they paid
thousands of dollars for a skin,

1259
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,320
I'm going to lose my mind. 
I'm going to hurt Activision. 

1260
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:13,560
I'm going to hurt them. 
I'm going to hurt. 

1261
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:17,160
Them I want I want them to get 
rid of the skill based damage. 

1262
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,360
Yeah. 
It's not even skill based 

1263
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,520
damage. 
You look at those guys who are 

1264
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:22,800
quote UN quote skill based 
damage. 

1265
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,760
They own all the skins, they 
paid more money, they were made 

1266
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,960
better. 
I know this because anytime that

1267
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:33,480
I bought the battle pass any 
time for the first month of that

1268
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:37,480
battle pass, I had the craziest 
run of awesome games that I've 

1269
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,000
ever had. 
After that first month, the bat 

1270
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,400
same battle pass is still going 
on. 

1271
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,720
I didn't buy any skins. 
I didn't do any of that 

1272
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:50,040
instantly flipped dog crap. 20 
deaths or kills, weeks at a 

1273
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:50,920
time. 
Yeah. 

1274
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:55,880
Weeks, weeks, you can't explain 
that to me in a way that's not 

1275
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,000
oh, you're paying more money so 
they make you better. 

1276
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:02,600
You can hop on battlefield, get 
more. 

1277
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,040
Money. 
And you can just. 

1278
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:09,880
Drive a tank into the into into 
enemies and then you just be 

1279
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:12,400
like, hey, I'm tired of playing 
against normal people and we'll 

1280
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:16,760
play against the AI and build an
AI forever and just have zombies

1281
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:20,320
attacking you the entire time. 
Yeah, it was pretty fun last 

1282
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,160
night. 
I just sat on a hill with a tank

1283
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,960
and just blew them on a. 
Blew them on. 

1284
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,600
Wait, what battlefield were you 
guys playing? 

1285
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,680
2042. 
Yeah, that portal mode and it's 

1286
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:35,120
only going to get better in the 
F6, the portal mode, the custom 

1287
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,840
maps. 
I got I got to ask, are you guys

1288
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,200
getting Black Ops or not Black 
battlefield 6? 

1289
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,480
Yeah, I think so for the portal 
mode. 

1290
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,600
I can't afford it. 
I enjoy the I enjoy the custom 

1291
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:49,800
anything in any game like to see
how I can flex my creativity. 

1292
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:52,480
This one Call of Duty needs. 
They need a map editor. 

1293
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:56,400
Yeah, get me to get like a 
custom zombies map editor. 

1294
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:01,480
The community would, would that 
be goon over that goon? 

1295
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,680
You would never have to release 
any more content. 

1296
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,600
Oh, you want one of the old 
maps? 

1297
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,120
My own? 
Just have somebody make it. 

1298
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,640
Have one of the community make 
it. 

1299
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,400
They'll make it better than you 
ever would have. 

1300
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,400
With all the new like tools and 
stuff like that as well. 

1301
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,520
Yeah, just make a simple editor 
or an in depth editor. 

1302
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,920
But they've never even 
considered that, I bet. 

1303
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,920
I want, I want Halo. 
I want Halo to bring back Forge.

1304
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,080
Me. 
Too. 

1305
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,680
Isn't it back? 
Didn't they give it to us in an 

1306
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,480
update? 
Infinite. 

1307
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,920
No, they have yet. 
I thought they did. 

1308
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,920
No, I know it's on their thing 
to bring it back but. 

1309
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,080
We promise I. 
Haven't heard it. 

1310
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,240
Wasn't reached the last one that
they had forge for. 

1311
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,120
No. 
No 4 had it they. 

1312
01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:41,280
Had it at 4:00. 
Did it? 

1313
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,560
Yeah, it was pretty good for. 
The head dynamic lighting and 

1314
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:48,040
everything. 
Yeah, they have Forge now on the

1315
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,360
Infinite. 
Yeah, they added a few years 

1316
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:51,640
ago. 
There's scripting. 

1317
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,080
You know what, Alex? 
That's pretty. 

1318
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:53,520
Good. 
You know what? 

1319
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:56,160
I'm not gonna let you keep 
playing a crappy game, OK? 

1320
01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,760
I wanna make sure you get 
Battlefield all right. 

1321
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,080
Don't buy me video games, 
please. 

1322
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,880
All right? 
It makes me feel bad. 

1323
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,920
Don't okay, I want you to be 
able to play a good game. 

1324
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,400
Yeah, I want you have to get 
stuck with 12 year olds. 

1325
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:11,480
Yeah, we'll have our squad of 
four. 

1326
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:15,120
Sick just getting it too. 
I planned on it, yeah. 

1327
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:16,720
All. 
Right. 

1328
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,760
Where's Bob at, I? 
Don't know. 

1329
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,880
We started talking video games. 
He's like, I'm out. 

1330
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,680
I'm out. 
I wouldn't know. 

1331
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,279
I'm but yeah, I'm super excited 
for Land of Cathedral. 

1332
01:08:27,279 --> 01:08:29,200
I've been building it really 
hard. 

1333
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,160
I've been building something 
real hard too. 

1334
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:32,760
That's a. 
I've been helping you. 

1335
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,439
That's a penis. 
I've been helping you. 

1336
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:36,359
That's a penis. 
There's a lot of cool stuff 

1337
01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:40,479
coming up. 
We're always adapting, so keep 

1338
01:08:40,479 --> 01:08:43,080
listening. 
I'm I'm so freaking pumped for 

1339
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:48,359
SCP. 
I'd say we start it now and Star

1340
01:08:48,359 --> 01:08:50,040
Wars, we'll just mix them 
together in some. 

1341
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:54,840
Time. 
Yes, I hope I don't forget which

1342
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:55,760
character I am. 
I'll just. 

1343
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:01,160
Play the same character in both.
This is how Alex developed 

1344
01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:03,920
dissociative identity disorder. 
Kronos is back. 

1345
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:05,760
Who am I? 
You're just. 

1346
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,080
A dude playing a dude disguise 
is another. 

1347
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:12,279
Dude. 
That's on top of another. 

1348
01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:13,439
Dude. 
But then she's gay. 

1349
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,760
Whoa. 
Whoa, whoa. 

1350
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:19,600
A. 
Nice day. 

1351
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:26,000
I'd rather that's not true. 
What you have to go say with 

1352
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,880
that's not true. 
That's not true. 

1353
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:30,399
That's not true. 
Oh boy. 

1354
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:34,200
Oh man. 
Guys, remember when I played an 

1355
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:35,880
openly gay character? 
That was fun. 

1356
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,200
That one time. 
Right. 

1357
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:45,680
Yeah, We need, we need, we need 
less of that. 

1358
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,680
Oh no. 
I thought, I thought it would be

1359
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:53,479
like a little cool, like like 
180 of what we always do. 

1360
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:54,400
I thought it would be 
interesting. 

1361
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,440
That's fine, I like the 
diversity. 

1362
01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:58,280
I didn't, I enjoyed the 
character. 

1363
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,800
I didn't really feel like the 
the open gayness was really even

1364
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,520
that open like you would. 
The character was obviously gay 

1365
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:08,080
but like he wasn't like I'm gay 
every 5 seconds. 

1366
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:10,920
He's just like. 
Oh toy so hot so. 

1367
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:17,160
Hot wasn't unusually. 
I think the only thing that 

1368
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:20,480
would have made it kind of 
funnier would be for him to be 

1369
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:24,560
super openly out there gay. 
But then people would talk like,

1370
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,760
what are you talking about? 
You'd be like nothing, nothing. 

1371
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,800
Like what? 
But nobody would ever accuse him

1372
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,160
of being gay because they just 
assumed he was gay. 

1373
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,120
Like, you know what I mean? 
It was not. 

1374
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,040
It would so it wouldn't be like 
a oh, you're gay. 

1375
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,960
It would just be like a 
understood thing. 

1376
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:41,080
But the whole time he's just 
like, man, I wish I could I 

1377
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:42,640
could climb that guy like a 
tree. 

1378
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:46,840
And they're like, what you 
saying? 

1379
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,160
Nothing. 
Nothing. 

1380
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,120
Really want Todd to throw me 
around. 

1381
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,280
Come here, Felix. 
Come here, Felix. 

1382
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,320
This. 
Is my wet dream. 

1383
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,760
Throws him across the room. 
Body slam. 

1384
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:09,760
Do that again. 
Whoa, that's pretty gay, Felix. 

1385
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,120
But nobody ever says anything 
about it. 

1386
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:17,040
Everyone's just like, Oh no, 
it's just understood. 

1387
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,040
Except every once in a while 
they're like, what did you say 

1388
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,840
to you? 
Like, oh, nothing, nothing, 

1389
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,520
nothing, nothing. 
No, it's fine. 

1390
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:29,360
Don't worry, Hun. 
Don't worry, honey. 

1391
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,120
Let me a few more. 
The readers will have a great 

1392
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:32,760
time. 
I'm. 

1393
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:38,840
Totally going to bring her in. 
I have something planned. 

1394
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:43,160
I I have I have her plan for 
Draconic flight. 

1395
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:45,480
I need you. 
I need you to send me the 

1396
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:49,360
scripts that you want because I 
want to voice her and the I 

1397
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,600
don't need to know the story. 
I don't need to, but I would 

1398
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:55,480
like to voice the cameos. 
Honey, get over here. 

1399
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,440
And I know it's an easy voice to
do, like it's not hard. 

1400
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:02,200
You guys could do the voices, 
but I, I just really want to. 

1401
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,800
I'll tell you what. 
I never really thought about 

1402
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,800
banging a gay guy in the back of
a Denny's, but here I am. 

1403
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,200
Like like like this is a Taco 
Bell. 

1404
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:23,400
I'm about to get a Grand Slam. 
I'm 7 tequila shots in with 

1405
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:29,640
doing. 
And the ash Browns on the side. 

1406
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,160
I don't know what. 
Literal ash Browns. 

1407
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:40,000
And smother the whole thing in 
gravy my. 

1408
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,160
My eggs are about to be 
Sunnyside. 

1409
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:48,680
Oh, no. 
Oh. 

1410
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,160
No, I don't want to know what it
means. 

1411
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,480
No, I'm. 
Done. 

1412
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:56,680
I'm done, I'm scarred, I'm done.
I'm calling it.

