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Welcome. 
The travellers to. 

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The Uncanny Inn and Welcome 
welcome everyone back to the 

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main mini podcast featuring Ozzy
and Dee. 

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Kind of. 
Kind of in a way. 

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So we are missing a member from 
our weary group of travelers 

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this evening an. 
Important member. 

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A very important member DM. 
So we have decided to try 

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something a little bit different
with the idea that Joe came up 

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with a couple weeks ago, I want 
to say, and we're going to we're

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going to give her a shot. 
So we humbly welcome you to 

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Interdimensional Tavern. 
Come buy a drink. 

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Come buy a drink. 
Come on. 

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Come. 
On you know your name. 

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Sponsored by Dude Wipes and. 
He's glad. 

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And Bush's baked beans. 
Oh, you actually got that 

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sponsorship? 
I did, yeah. 

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I figured it made sense to have 
dude wipes with Bush's Baked. 

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Beans. 
Actually, that makes sense. 

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Actually as a character in this.
I'm working for. 

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I'm working on getting Natural 
Light to sponsor us next, so 

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we'll see. 
OK. 

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It's. 
Funny if you got Bush light and 

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with Bush's baked beans. 
Both the Bushes thanks Bush 

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family. 
Not George Bush, but you know. 

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Nobody likes that guy anyway 
with an S. 

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All right, go ahead and explain 
Joey what the Interdimensional 

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Tavern is. 
So it is a Tavern between 

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worlds. 
Each of our seasons takes place 

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mostly in a different world. 
So the Tavern is the world 

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between worlds and somehow some 
some lost souls lost there from 

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time to time. 
And it's really the only thing 

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floating out there and in the 
swirling abyss that was created 

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by cocaine Steve running between
riffs. 

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It happened millennia ago. 
And cocaine trails behind him 

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and leaves rings of Saturn which
sprawl across the 

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interdimensional Galaxy. 
So. 

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It only feels like a couple 
seconds, not that. 

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Hard to jump It's not that hard 
to jump from Galaxy to Galaxy 

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really always travels like make 
a swimming motion and it's the. 

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Tavern. 
It's where we draw all of our 

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characters from. 
This is just a giant metaphor 

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for a character creation pool. 
Yeah. 

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Much. 
Yeah. 

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Oh, here we go, giving your 
tokens permissions. 

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I can't see anything except the 
swirling vortex of terror. 

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Mr. President, may I have 
permission to move my character 

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into enemy territory and destroy
them? 

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No. 
No, you may not. 

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That's too bad, I'm doing it 
anyway. 

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This Galaxy. 
Swirl really reminds me of the 

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void. 
Infinitely beautiful. 

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Staring back to me. 
No, you're thinking of the 

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abysses. 
The only the abyss to stare back

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at. 
You come here, Abyss, I'll give 

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you something to stare at. 
So you guys are all lost souls 

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and you don't really remember 
much of how you got here. 

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You were kind of doing your own 
thing in whatever campaign or 

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world you were previously in, 
and a rift opened beneath your 

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feet and you're sucked into the 
swirling abyss of nothingness 

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that you said. 
The interdimension. 

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In this interdimension, you see 
a building, and you all kind of 

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flock to it, as all things seem 
to do at some point. 

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And it's swirling around and 
you're floating on the outside 

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and you're all from different 
worlds and different times, but 

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you somehow know each other's 
names. 

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And you knock at the door and a 
loving face opens it up to you. 

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You may all step inside the 
Interdimensional Tavern. 

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I've been making some coin on 
this side at this Tavern. 

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You see very. 
Can I get enough of this? 

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A regal man stands in front of 
you with a crown and ginger 

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Afro. 
Thank you guys. 

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Welcome to the Interdimensional 
Tavern. 

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You don't know me. 
I know all of you. 

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Oh hey, I guess. 
It's me. 

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Moira Oh yeah, yeah, don't. 
You remember that time we bought

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can? 
We got really freaky. 

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Maybe some version of me, but 
not like me personally. 

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We have a son, Haggis. 
I have infinite versions of me 

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but. 
Dead he is. 

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Dead. 
Yeah, he got blown up on a 

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cruise ship if I remember. 
Or so we all think. 

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That sounds absolutely dreadful.
Why don't you play pay your 

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child support there Mr. Afro 
man? 

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You know, we all from one shot. 
Actually, I'm just realizing 

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Myra, it's it's from the cruise 
ship and we got Juke grammar, 

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who is from the heist. 
Oh wait, no, the haunted Manor. 

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That's what it was. 
Michael's car haunted from the 

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cabin fever and we got Doctor 
Bob from. 

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From Vietnam. 
Well, hey there. 

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So come on, I've got, I've got, 
I've got the test results here. 

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So well, do you you want me to 
open it for? 

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You. 
Haggis you took you submitted 

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yourself to Adna test to see if 
you are Star Boy's father. 

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I didn't do that. 
A version of me maybe? 

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Oh well, Hey, going to this test
result here. 

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Where this test result here you 
are my father. 

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Well, I just, I just got hang 
on. 

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I told you I. 
Just got ADNA sample from him. 

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I'm going to send it off to 
Quantico. 

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Now why are you a scumbag dad? 
I, I don't know, I kind of lay 

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pipe all throughout the inner 
dimension, which is where you 

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find yourself in here. 
Wait a minute, isn't hold on, 

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Michael Scars said he works for 
the CIA and he said he's and 

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then and then he said the RTFBI.
I'm confused man. 

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A hulking figure comes and holds
out his hand. 

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Me. 
Bloom. 

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Bloom. 
Oh, Oh my. 

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You are a big fella, aren't you?
Don't me, I I, I like to keep my

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cloak on me. 
Thanks. 

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I shoot 1st and I ask questions.
I'll make I go jacket. 

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Sure. 
It's quite all right theory. 

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Don't make you don't have to it,
it's fine. 

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Just just keep ordering the 
place. 

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So since you guys are new here, 
I figured I'd lay down some 

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ground rules. 
First of all, we only serve 

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paying customers, so you have to
buy a drink at the counter. 

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And what is? 
Everyone. 

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Currency. 
Gold, of course. 

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Do you have any? 
Do you have any gold? 

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Never ending Margarita, please. 
I assure you, I come from a 

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family of nobles reborn from the
void. 

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Of course we have gold. 
I don't think everybody has gold

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though. 
I make a lot of money in the 

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FBI. 
I could pay for everyone here. 

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Oprah pays me a pretty nice 
salary. 

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You all. $5 in a steak Coke. 
And find that you have no money 

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or weapons. 
I am poor credit card. 

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Wait, what is what have I been 
shooting people with? 

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What? 
Are finger gun sword? 

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Oh, that makes sense. 
But everybody has to contribute,

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OK, so. 
I'm able to pass my magic. 

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Since nothing's free, I kind of 
have some things that I need you

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to do while. 
You're here. 

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Oh man, this is just like that 
one time in Fallujah. 

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All right, hang on, let me put 
my hair in a bun. 

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After a certain amount of time 
you'll be transported back to 

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your dimension, but you might be
here for a day or a year, I 

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don't know. 
Time doesn't really work here. 

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So if you look at the fat shit, 
I seduce everybody. 

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We have this pothead over there 
and I I think if they have sex 

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together that the entire multi 
virtual collapse, they're just 

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don't let them have sex with 
each other. 

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Please. 
I've done that, Buster. 

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Nothing happened. 
It's fine. 

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We've built in three times, 
maybe 4. 

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Said maybe buy some drinks and 
there's two people here. 

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They're kind of evil. 
I think they want to take over 

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the bar and I'm not going to 
have that. 

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But they keep hiding from 
Domique. 

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I don't know who they are. 
So find out who's bad and then 

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Ugg it. 
It's just this and this is a 

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personal favor. 
Somebody beat Ugg at darts 

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please. 
He keeps beating me and it's 

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really, it's really 
embarrassing. 

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I'm like a world champion of 
darts. 

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I wish you would beat me again, 
Haggy. 

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And he's kicking it. 
He's kind of digging his toe on 

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the ground. 
I need some of that. 

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I need some of that weight 
bread. 

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I'm real bad at darts. 
I need, I need help. 

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I'd be, I'd sure be grateful if 
somebody could do that. 

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I feel like all these all these 
objectives could be split based 

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on our characters personalities.
Like I'm the get gold Doctor Bob

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is the stop evil. 
I will stop evil in its tracks. 

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So you guys can figure out how 
you're going to do your 

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objectives here. 
All right, I'm going to sniff 

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out evil. 
There you go, family. 

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Evil do absolutely nothing. 
Aw, but sleep. 

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Who are you? 
Let's. 

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Get freaky, let's get the 
cornet. 

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I am United States President 
Barack Obama. 

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What? 
Mr. President, Third time hero. 

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Three time American. 
Hero. 

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I'm here. 
I'm. 

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Here for you. 
What do you need me to do for 

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you? 
If you gentlemen well, please 

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take a step back. 
I can't. 

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You're on my show and I point to
an imaginary camera. 

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That is the fireplace. 
Yeah. 

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And there's a hidden camera in 
there. 

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There's a hidden camera over 
there. 

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There's a hidden camera over 
there. 

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Who do you need me to kill 
today, Mr. President? 

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Rola persuasion to the D20. 
You did not beat a natural 20. 

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Well, this is bull. 
Hawking. 

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Now don't get upset, let's just 
talk like gentlemen. 

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But I know that I am not in no 
hidden camera show. 

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You know, Mr. President. 
Michelle would have told me. 

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Mr. President, yes, you know, 
sometimes you just got to put 

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the mustard in the microwave. 
You know, you just got to let, 

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let the people know that you're 
not the one because dinosaurs, 

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they don't bark when you text 
them at the house phone. 

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And at the end of the day, you 
know you still got to walk your 

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goldfish. 
I believe what he's saying is 

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you got responsibilities. 
Straight up. 

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For real. 
Persuasion with advantage? 

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Sure. 
With advantage. 

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Role with advantage? 
Wow, those are all. 

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AA teammate. 
That means he gets the role 

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again. 
He looks at you and doesn't seem

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to want anything to do with you.
That's what my wife said too. 

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Myra, what are you doing over 
there? 

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I'm just relaxing until I find 
the next person I wanna sneak 

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off with to the broom cupboard, 
if you know what I mean. 

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I bet no more. 
I bet you can get that skinny 

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pothead quote up and twink and 
get one. 

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Year old one year old, 20 Myra, 
because there is a handsome chap

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playing the flute few tables 
away. 

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OK. 
Catching your eye? 

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So OK, pause pause. 
In the game here, is Moira going

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to end up being just the mother 
of the multiverse everyone 

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traces for linear back to? 
Moira. 

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Jumping through the multiverse 
and taking man against she's. 

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Birthed all from Myra. 
I was only birthed from the 

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void. 
Now if Moira was the void, I 

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would understand. 
This is my birthplace. 

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So you are enamored with this 
man over here who's playing the 

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flute? 
Of course. 

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He's he's. 
Holding it with both hands and 

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kind of slobbering on it and 
it's making you think that he's 

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doing it to other things and 
you're just super, you're super 

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awesome. 
So you can't help but walk over 

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to him and. 
I like the way you work it. 

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No diggity. 
And he takes his lips off the 

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flute, but it continues playing 
with a with a magical 

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background. 
It says hello, who are you? 

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You didn't even have to have 
your mouth on that thing, but I 

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got something you can put it on.
Oh yes, I use magic too. 

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A little bit behind me. 
Yes, that's great. 

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I've never seen you here before.
I I, I pay my dues to the 

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elderly, but I and I are trying 
to seduce this very attractive 

232
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sitting next to me. 
Oh, let's see what I can do for 

233
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,840
you buddy. 
I'll try and talk you up to her.

234
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,680
Sure, sure. 
Here's a gold piece. 

235
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:47,280
I rolled an 18. 
For once, he's slapping her, 

236
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,080
seducing her. 
I'm here to be funny. 

237
00:13:55,600 --> 00:14:03,680
Hey baby, you want to foursome? 
So you're strolling to seduce 

238
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:07,360
Svetlana, OK? 
The flute player. 

239
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:12,600
Oh, the flute player. 
Yes, it was a joke about I. 

240
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,800
Bet you're born for Svetlana. 
Yeah, that's funny too. 

241
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,240
I I. 
That might be my next role 

242
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,520
happens. 
He gives you a a piece of gold 

243
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:28,840
at first out of nothing but 
charity, but he looks into your 

244
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:35,640
eyes and is you do have a deadly
stare. 

245
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,880
I sometimes have been known to 
pursue the older women. 

246
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:45,920
Older. 
I'm 25 years old. 

247
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,920
They're. 
Called MILFS. 

248
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,320
Yes, I thought it was Cougars. 
I'm only 20. 

249
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Five years old. 
She'd be a she'd be a Panther 

250
00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:02,360
right now only. 25 Panthers 
over. 60. 

251
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,720
And I but. 
She's what we call an old soul. 

252
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,560
I thought you were looking to 
bag a young stud such as myself.

253
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,680
Of course. 
Oh sweetheart, I don't. 

254
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,920
I don't ask age because I don't 
care. 

255
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:19,440
I'll take them any vintage I can
get, and trust me, I can get 

256
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them. 
I'll keep my seat warm. 

257
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,760
I shall be back to pursue the 
Russian lady. 

258
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,440
And he takes you to the back 
hallway and into a room. 

259
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:36,160
And you see, you hear something 
in one of the rooms, and you 

260
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,880
begin to do unspeakable things 
to Ezner while hearing something

261
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:44,720
in one of the other rooms. 
Michael Scone. 

262
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,880
I can't mention I'm there. 
Unmentionable. 

263
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,480
Oh, by the way, I rolled an 18. 
I'm going to come back out and 

264
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:57,120
I'm going to. 
We'll come back to that. 

265
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,920
OK. 
Scarn, it is up to you. 

266
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:06,720
Michael Scarn, I'm with the FBI.
You ponder the room very 

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carefully with raised eyebrows, 
and then you step in a piece of 

268
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gum. 
And then I pull that gum off my 

269
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shoe and I chew it. 
Power move. 

270
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,160
Because not every day you get 
interdimensional gum. 

271
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:27,840
So while I'm, while I'm. 
Chewing this gum that I can tell

272
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:28,720
it's. 
Been sitting here. 

273
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,880
For three months and six days, 
but one time it was big red and 

274
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:38,160
now it's actually spearmint. 
I look straight up in the eyes 

275
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,000
of this big red fella, and I say
so. 

276
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,680
I hear you think you can't be 
beat at darts. 

277
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:58,840
You've met your match, Mr. You 
can use horns, I guess, if you 

278
00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,360
want. 
I'll. 

279
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:01,960
I'll use darts. 
I'll play a game. 

280
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,960
Darts. 
Yeah, darts. 

281
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:13,839
No, not horny darts. 
You lose Ugg feed sorry. 

282
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,480
And he whips out a nasty looking
scythe that's dripping blood. 

283
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:21,680
Oh. 
Well, I guess that's better than

284
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,560
the happy ending massage he 
could give you. 

285
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:30,440
That's true. 
Go over to the dart board, which

286
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:35,720
is over this chair. 
Oh no. 

287
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,440
This would be the third time 
that that's happened. 

288
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:50,040
OK, so roll A roll of 20 for 
your first dart. 

289
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,200
I'll hold this dart like I do my
Glock 76. 

290
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:59,160
You do have +1 to accuracy. 
Making it a roll of eight. 

291
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,640
But our girl is a. 
Pen. 

292
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,520
That's because he throws it like
it's a gun. 

293
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,760
He's like. 
You start to feel sweat drip 

294
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,520
down your armpits and you're 
stinky but you won't tell anyone

295
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,280
because Ugg lands it closer. 
Mr. The. 

296
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,720
Bullseye. 
Yes, I'm. 

297
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,400
Drawing this distance, would I 
be able to help Michael's garden

298
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,320
manipulate the trajectory of the
dots with my magic? 

299
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,680
The dots. 
The dots magic? 

300
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,560
What magic did you have? 
In his back bedroom. 

301
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,360
Void Magic. 
The void magic, I think that's 

302
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,920
all I had. 
Well, this one landed already, 

303
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,600
so you could probably help him 
on the next one. 

304
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:46,360
OK. 
So in addition to Michael Scarn,

305
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,400
you will also roll 20. 
Boogie. 

306
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,960
Apparently I'm stuck on 7. 
I rolled a 12 Darling. 

307
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:56,320
He rolled A6 and with the 12 you
hit the bullseye. 

308
00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,720
Well, nearly. 
Yeah, like a scorn. 

309
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,080
It takes the top and starts 
starts to lift you up and you're

310
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,640
chop it. 
Don't smash him. 

311
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,480
I need him. 
Operation Midnight. 

312
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,520
And he won't. 
And he won't elaborate on that 

313
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,840
and roll again of. 
Course he needs me. 

314
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:26,000
Everyone needs me, Dang it. 
And and you beat his four, Ugg 

315
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,040
throws it at the wall and you at
least make it on the board. 

316
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,280
Calm down, big fellow. 
And he takes a step closer to 

317
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,920
the to the board. 
You can't get closer. 

318
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,880
That's cheating, which is 
illegal. 

319
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,360
So what? 
So you can't do that. 

320
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,240
The rules of the FBI state that 
you. 

321
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,320
Can't do that. 
Because the FBI says so. 

322
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,440
But the FBI is the law of the 
land, Mr. President. 

323
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,120
But. 
No, no, no. 

324
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,920
He does have a point. 
Get back here. 

325
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:06,280
Rules is ruled. 
Yes, get back here right now or 

326
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:12,000
you're in big trouble, Mr. OK. 
Thank you I'm. 

327
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,200
Surprised you didn't have him 
rolled to see if he could 

328
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:20,320
intimidate him into coming back.
Let me give you a hug. 

329
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,960
Hug, hug. 
Yeah, give you a hug. 

330
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,240
It's getting poinky in the main 
hole. 

331
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,080
Michael's gone. 
You feel something very pokey 

332
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,240
and hard on your chest. 
I take more more damage. 

333
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:43,120
Take that. 
Five blood damage, man, I think 

334
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:47,240
I got a cushion. 
You guys continue to throw darts

335
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,880
and we'll move on to who's next.
Duke Grammar. 

336
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,640
Why yes. 
Hello Dearies, My name is Duke 

337
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,640
Grammar. 
And you sit at the table. 

338
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:02,480
Bob Ross, your guys names, you 
know. 

339
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,400
Bob Ross. 
Oh. 

340
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,760
Quite out of out of the DM's 
mouth. 

341
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,000
Sounds kind of a little bit like
Snoop Dogg. 

342
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:13,040
Wait, Bobby, Yes. 
Is that you? 

343
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:21,080
Oh, hello there, meat bag, I 
almost cut your throat open in 

344
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,680
Vietnam. 
You did I I missed. 

345
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,520
You or tell me more. 
I want more. 

346
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,240
I need more fruitful stories. 
If you know whatever. 

347
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,280
Peed on him. 
No, no. 

348
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,880
You I make your pardon. 
You and the fruitcake were 

349
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,600
peeing on one another. 
I peed on everyone. 

350
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,240
I was making beautiful art. 
It was a fruity night. 

351
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,760
It was an affection that dog 
don't hunt. 

352
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,240
No both of you. 
You wouldn't happen to know how 

353
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:57,320
I can get acquire some gold 
around here so I can get myself 

354
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:01,920
a drink. 
I'm gonna be old people quiet 

355
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,880
again. 
I I'd rather not partake in that

356
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,280
distasteful act. 
Hero plops. 

357
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,280
Out that guy's leg. 
Hero plops. 

358
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,360
Hero plops out. 
What? 

359
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,680
Oh. 
Gold. 

360
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,880
You want gold? 
You shall beat me in a duel and 

361
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,880
he hands you a wakazashi. 
Oh, I can't use my own sword for

362
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:26,000
this. 
So you meet him. 

363
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,960
Oh yeah. 
You don't have your sword. 

364
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:33,680
Yeah, that is why so. 
Dang, but I still have my magic.

365
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,120
You'll be funny. 
We should do the Ronin rules 

366
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,840
that we practice. 
We could. 

367
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:42,280
Since you know know it all 
right, so you stand facing away 

368
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,280
from each other and the whole a 
hush falls over the Tavern. 

369
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,200
What level are we guys begin to 
do so? 

370
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,320
That we know. 
Just D sixes. 

371
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,760
OK, so you'll each roll AD 6. 
I rolled A5. 

372
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,160
I roll 405D6. 
You roll then. 

373
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,280
This is a system that is still 
being developed, but we tested 

374
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,680
it earlier. 
Why? 

375
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,200
I hope you're ready for this 
flurry of attacks coming your 

376
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:05,840
way. 
For that. 

377
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:12,720
All right, so you rolled A5, 
which beats the four. 

378
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,800
The two gets blocked. 
Gets blocked, the sticks hits. 

379
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,920
And then both of the ones hit. 
Although they deal no damage. 

380
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,240
But he is crippled on his next 
turn. 

381
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,400
Or two of his dice, so he gets 
hit twice. 

382
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,000
He's going to roll, he said four
times. 

383
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,640
Doesn't he? 
Wait, no. 

384
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,200
Axle damage. 
Yeah, the axle damage. 

385
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,640
So he hits you twice, he's going
to roll A66IN retaliation of 

386
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:41,520
which he will also mirror roll 
and examine each number closely.

387
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,880
So his six hits. 
What a awful way to get a whole 

388
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,480
bunch of sixes. 
In the system. 

389
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,720
I think I get hit every single 
time besides one. 

390
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,680
Actually, no. 
I get hit all time, yeah. 

391
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,400
Yeah, the one would hit and it 
would negate your block for the 

392
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:03,760
next 1. 
So 1235 times 4-5 he she's. 

393
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:08,360
A sword. 
I feel like this is unfair 

394
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,200
because I don't have my 
preferred weapon. 

395
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,240
Maybe so that sword was used to 
kill many. 

396
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:20,880
Children from buses. 
You feel like he was going to 

397
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:25,280
say children, but he says 
adversaries instead and he goes 

398
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,480
and sits back down. 
Oh, do I just lose? 

399
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,880
Yeah. 
I hate it here. 

400
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,480
That performance was quite 
dreadful. 

401
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:42,920
I've I've demanded rematch. 
Maybe some other time, although 

402
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,240
I saw the old man with glasses 
has lots of gold jingling 

403
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,800
around. 
Maybe you could steal some? 

404
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,360
Old man with glasses by the Do 
you speak of the man by the 

405
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,120
fireplace? 
Ha ha. 

406
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:58,760
Ha ha, yes, all right. 
He probably stole it. 

407
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,720
I will move out to him and end 
my turn. 

408
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,000
Oh, hey. 
And next it comes back to Doctor

409
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,600
Bob. 
Hey. 

410
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,920
Hey, how you doing? 
Oh, you know. 

411
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,360
Yeah. 
Yeah, you know, you could glue 

412
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,080
feathers on a dog, but it's 
still don't make him a chicken. 

413
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,320
Oh, that's right. 
That's what I've been saying. 

414
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:31,400
Yeah, I kind of like you. 
Yeah, I think I like you too. 

415
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,760
Yeah. 
He he sips a he's kind of 

416
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,000
babying a little us little glass
that he has. 

417
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,720
It's kind of half full, smells 
like. 

418
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,320
Let me have a sip. 
Oh, you want to drink some? 

419
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:49,440
Yeah, it's pretty good. 
I do an investigation. 

420
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,040
After you drink it. 
No, before I drink it. 

421
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:57,160
Billy Willy all. 
Right. 

422
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:00,040
Well. 
Doctor Bob, I don't want to 

423
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:05,520
burst your bubble, but I feel I 
can see the the gaseous form 

424
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,800
coming out of that cup. 
Are you sure you want to drink 

425
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,760
that DC? 
Five, It's easy to help, and 

426
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,920
it's bleach. 
Wow wow, that smells like Pine 

427
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:19,360
Sol and Clorox on a baby. 
Oh, that's, that's the good 

428
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,520
stuff. 
That's just raw bleach how I 

429
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,080
like it on the rocks. 
Oh. 

430
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,320
On the rocks I don't get fancy a
little. 

431
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,520
I don't mess with Pine Sol 
anymore, not since last time. 

432
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:36,160
Oh. 
I hesitate to ask what you mean 

433
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,440
by last time. 
No, no thanks. 

434
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,800
I don't. 
I don't want me anymore. 

435
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,080
Here you can have a bag. 
I got crunked. 

436
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,760
Shoot yourself. 
OK. 

437
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,200
Hey random question. 
First thing in the morning. 

438
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,720
Random question, but yeah, you 
wouldn't. 

439
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,480
You wouldn't happen to know 
about a an evil plan in the 

440
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,520
works, would you? 
Oh, an evil plan you say? 

441
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,160
Yeah. 
Last evil plan I heard was from 

442
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,480
some idiot with a chain and his 
group of friends. 

443
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,880
They wanted to kill me and then 
all of a sudden I winded up 

444
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,760
here. 
Huh. 

445
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,760
I don't know anything. 
All right, well, how long you 

446
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,400
been here for? 
Give or 15 years. 

447
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:28,840
Oh yeah, I feel like I'm going 
back soon for Dead Rain 3. 

448
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,640
Just how's that? 
Working for you? 

449
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:37,520
I like it here. 
I'll I'll leave you with this, 

450
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:42,440
with this last thought, OK, OK. 
No matter how flat you try to 

451
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,720
make a pancake, it's still got 
two sides to it. 

452
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,760
Oh, that's true, yeah. 
I don't know what that has to do

453
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,920
with it and I want anything, but
I'll think about that. 

454
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,960
I don't either, but. 
I'm trying to. 

455
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,600
I think what he means is no 
matter how dire your situation 

456
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,400
is, you'll still have the hope 
of the other side waiting. 

457
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:11,120
Perseverance and a man passed. 
Mortimer catches your eye and he

458
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,720
seems to beckon you over, 
although he has no hands. 

459
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,440
I think I know the answer. 
The true chic. 

460
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,240
I swear if you say Judy Hopps, 
I'm going to create a void 

461
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,840
portal underneath you. 
I'm in love with her. 

462
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,280
I create a void. 
I create a void portal 

463
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,000
underneath him. 
No. 

464
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,760
It is. 
It is not your turn. 

465
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:39,320
Oh, you're not here? 
You're right there. 

466
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:46,200
Oh it's been hard to see after 
my lasik. 

467
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,160
I have been keeping an eye out 
on this Tavern since I showed up

468
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,760
here yesterday. 
There are a few figures that are

469
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,400
dastardly. 
They went into the back rooms 

470
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,000
and he points with his head. 
Oh. 

471
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,720
Like are you talking about Moira
and that weird dude with the 

472
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,280
flute? 
Oh no, just another pair of 

473
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,080
unshavery fellows. 
They went back there and haven't

474
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,880
been out. 
I don't think they are 

475
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,960
homosexual, but I think they may
be screaming. 

476
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,600
Dastardly right? 
Schemes Also you seem to be 

477
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,480
asking for gold, so here is a 
piece of mine. 

478
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,440
For I am of a good heart and 
hands. 

479
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,440
Doctor Baba 1 gold piece with 
his teeth. 

480
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,480
He throws it over to him. 
Like he has like one of those 

481
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:40,240
like like change holders and he 
has it like on his like hip and 

482
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,520
he uses magic hand. 
He just kicks the coin over. 

483
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:50,040
Yeah, here you go, drink on me. 
So next it is who was the next? 

484
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:55,960
It would be Moira. 
Yes, more over there you guys 

485
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,960
are. 
Done out of the bedroom and go 

486
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,160
oh boy did I make a noon out of 
you. 

487
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,920
As near that seems to be very 
confused, but he does follow 

488
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,440
you. 
Oh, it would have been funnier 

489
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,000
if you were just like, stunned 
on the bed. 

490
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,640
He was for a few minutes, but 
then they shared a cigarette and

491
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,600
he stumbles out. 
Those Virginia Slims really wake

492
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,840
you up after hard getting to 
know your moment. 

493
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,800
Don't know these things that you
speak of, but they are heavenly 

494
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,120
I must say. 
And that's how cigarettes have 

495
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,600
been introduced to the 
multiverse. 

496
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,640
Specifically, Virginia Slims. 
Although I am spent, I must 

497
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,640
offer you a drink. 
No thanks honey, I've got a 

498
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,640
mingle, but I'll check back with
you later for that drink. 

499
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:47,160
Absolutely. 
I shall take a a glass of 

500
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,520
something with electrolytes to 
refill my supply and I should go

501
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,920
back out to Svetlana. 
Or you try. 

502
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,680
You want to get with that 
Svetlana now, honey. 

503
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,200
Why yes, how gay is my wing man 
though? 

504
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:03,120
So you shan't wait. 
You did you did very good with 

505
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,360
the with the bedroom time. 
So I'm going to be your wing man

506
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,360
and that's what I wrote the 18 
earlier for. 

507
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,760
To win her heart for him. 
All right, what are you going 

508
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,520
to? 
Say, hey honey, get rid of He's 

509
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,520
a stallion in the sack. 
Let me tell you, you won't get 

510
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:25,040
any better. 
Really, Stallion, you know I am 

511
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,880
more persuaded for towards 
women. 

512
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,200
But me, honey, you couldn't 
handle. 

513
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:36,520
But you could handle him. 
He's practically a woman, if you

514
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:40,280
must know. 
Oh, that does interest me. 

515
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,840
Let us go fairy man, you can 
give me your best case. 

516
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,800
Buy me drink. 
So there you go. 

517
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,600
There you go, honey. 
Buy some drinks and through the 

518
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,880
wall you hear a noise from the 
other room again. 

519
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,400
Somebody's getting it on. 
I can use dogs for the show it. 

520
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:05,360
Could be that life or death dog.
Game will you end your turn? 

521
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:09,480
I come through, I come through 
and I come close to the door 

522
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,000
trying to listen in and but all 
in my turn there we can find out

523
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,760
the door where the noise was 
coming. 

524
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,360
From Oh, OK, Yep. 
Trying to get a little Peep Show

525
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:23,560
by looking through the keel. 
All right, and we'll go back to 

526
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,000
Michael Scarn. 
Yes, I need dart game. 

527
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:30,240
The death defying dart game. 
Oh. 

528
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:36,520
You're rolling that 20. 
So he walks up to the dart board

529
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,560
and throws it over hand and it 
lands in the bull's eye. 

530
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,040
Oh, Gwen, I believe that was 
cheating. 

531
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,040
Oh, Gwen. 
No, Gwen. 

532
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,160
No, the rules say you have to be
behind the line. 

533
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,520
Get over here now, Mr. Run slaps
around the room. 

534
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,800
While he's running around, can I
use my void magic to displace 

535
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:08,080
the the dart? 
On the board. 

536
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,920
Where it sits, Yeah, on the 
board. 

537
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,760
Yeah, yeah, you can do that. 
OK. 

538
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,400
Do I? 
Have to roll for that or do I 

539
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,040
just do it? 
No. 

540
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,240
No, you can do it. 
OK, I do it. 

541
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,520
He doesn't notice that the dart 
is misplaced. 

542
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,440
Uh, Gwen? 
You lose. 

543
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:32,000
Uh, no. 
Yes, I rolled A-77 is the number

544
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,840
of perfection. 3 sevens in a 
row, it's. 

545
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,360
Better than 7? 
Excuse me, it's better than 20. 

546
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,720
That's a jackpot 87. 
That is a jackpot. 

547
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,280
He rolled the seven also and tie
favors player and he looks to 

548
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,680
the board and is drops to his 
knees. 

549
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:59,120
OK, I'll go slide himself now. 
No, no big guy, you can't do. 

550
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,960
That who I kill, who I kill. 
You don't kill anyone, Uh. 

551
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,160
Have him come to the back 
bedroom with me. 

552
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,920
I could. 
Uh, what I get for winning is 

553
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,679
you can never kill anybody with 
that scythe again. 

554
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,639
Oh, but but I want to kill 
giant. 

555
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,639
No, uh, that scythe will destroy
you. 

556
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:22,880
Oh. 
You need to. 

557
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,520
You need to give that scythe to 
me. 

558
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,360
You're rolling I'll. 
Dispose of it at the end in 

559
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,600
Quantico. 
You got to roll another one for 

560
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,920
that persuasion. 
Jeez. 

561
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,000
He hands you the scythe. 
He's disgusted with it. 

562
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,199
I don't want good job anymore. 
I'm proud of you Ugg. 

563
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,199
Iggy. 
Ugg, you're my friend. 

564
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,360
What? 
You're my friend. 

565
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,239
You're my friend too, little 
man. 

566
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,880
Yeah, You can understand me now,
yeah. 

567
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,160
Yeah, it becomes more posh. 
Time goes on. 

568
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,000
I'm stickler for the facts. 
That doesn't sound. 

569
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,480
Like and the fact is that you 
seem, you seem to have bested 

570
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,600
me. 
I did. 

571
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,800
That's OK though. 
Strangely enough, I feel 

572
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,440
compelled to use this scythe. 
Who? 

573
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,760
Who are you going to use it on? 
Nobody. 

574
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,480
I won't do it. 
I'm I'm FBI. 

575
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:24,680
I can restrain myself. 
I was trained for just such an 

576
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,520
eventuality. 
Oh my goodness. 

577
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,720
For this, it's only a weak 
moment. 

578
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:36,360
There's only one thing that I 
can do with this, Mr. President.

579
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:42,560
Operation 64, open the wormhole.
Operation 69, you mean? 

580
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,400
Yeah, that one. 
Nice. 

581
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,880
Apparently I had psychic magic 
and air magic. 

582
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:56,440
For nice, Yeah, you, but I don't
know exactly who you are. 

583
00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:00,920
I'm Michael Scarn, FBII work for
you directly. 

584
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,320
Open the portal and I'll throw 
this hell scythe and it'll be 

585
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,440
gone forever. 
We may want to use. 

586
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:13,080
That seems very powerful. 
No, Mr. President, this is the 

587
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,040
evil that we were looking for 
and we must be rid of it. 

588
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,840
You could always throw it out 
the window. 

589
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,480
Oh, there's a window. 
I can, I can always banish it 

590
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,760
with my magic. 
Though Yeah, banish. 

591
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,920
That's actually a a spell that I
have banishment. 

592
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,520
Oh yeah, you used it on the guy?
I'll break it over. 

593
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,040
My knee, the poor. 
Dude that was bleeding out. 

594
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,480
I just want to banish him real 
quick. 

595
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,240
Somewhere in the multiverse, you
hear his screams. 

596
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:46,480
This is where you banished him. 
You try to break the scythe over

597
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,840
your knee. 
Yep, I only rolled a knife. 

598
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:55,000
It bounces off your knee doesn't
want to break Eat me no feed me 

599
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:00,040
the fat one no feed me she will 
supply it's like. 

600
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,080
The plant from Little Shop of 
Horrors. 

601
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:08,200
It's like, feed me Seymour. 
The fat one feed me all my love.

602
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:13,800
Feed me the Fat 1. 
Feed me the FBI. 

603
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,800
What the FBI agent's name the. 
FBI will promote you. 

604
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,160
No. 
Wait, is. 

605
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,920
This the fireplace? 
That's the. 

606
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,720
Fireplace. 
Yeah, I'm throwing it in the 

607
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:30,160
fireplace. 
Roll roll persuasion though, 

608
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,360
real quick because it's trying 
to persuade you. 

609
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:40,800
Crap. 
Yeah, but if you feed me the fat

610
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:45,440
1, you can't throw me away that 
easily. 

611
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,800
Yes, you and I are friends bound
to do this dance for eternity. 

612
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,080
But before you do anything else,
moving on to Juke Grammar's 

613
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,400
turn. 
I'm not going to lie, I'm lost. 

614
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:03,720
I don't know what to do. 
You with the glasses, with the 

615
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:09,120
raspy voice? 
Might you spare a coin for me as

616
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,240
I am plucked clean apparently 
and I would like to get myself a

617
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,200
drink. 
Let me. 

618
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,560
Test you first though. 
You want to join my you want to 

619
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,120
join my cult? 
First I'll give you the sash. 

620
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:27,240
It controls zombies like that 
one over there and the zombie 

621
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,840
standing at the bar with an 
apron holding pitchers and 

622
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,720
drinks. 
Why don't you make a compelling 

623
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,320
little equipment for me, then 
maybe we'll talk. 

624
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,160
Yeah, it's really cool. 
You can control the zombies. 

625
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,560
They can do that you want. 
You can stop right there. 

626
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:47,480
You had me at cool. 
It is pretty cool, I don't have 

627
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,560
a lot of friends. 
Sure, I'll take that sash from 

628
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,400
you. 
OK, there you go. 

629
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,320
Thanks. 
You want you want a cup of 

630
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,880
bleach on the House? 
What is this bleach? 

631
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,040
He hands you a glass. 
Smells like cleaning liquid. 

632
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:10,200
Now this is either poison or a 
very strong drink, but I never 

633
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:14,040
back I oh. 
I drink it all the time though. 

634
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,120
Are you? 
Are you? 

635
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:26,560
How are you alive then? 
I built, I built the tolerance. 

636
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:31,480
You know, I don't really know. 
Brulex just kind of keeps me 

637
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,360
going. 
I do it for him, right? 

638
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,880
Well, now that this cool sash, 
yeah, I will go find my friend 

639
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:45,600
Moira the. 
Darling, we will. 

640
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:51,040
You take the zombie with you. 
I will you with the 80% flesh, 

641
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:54,440
come with me. 
Oh Dang it, zombie, come back 

642
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,720
here. 
No, it's OK, He's with me. 

643
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,200
The barkeep says and he's very 
frustrated. 

644
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,240
Now I have to run these drinks 
myself. 

645
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:10,000
Execute plan. 
He's throwing a hissy fit over 

646
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,560
there. 
And you go to the to the 

647
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:17,640
backroom hallway with Myra and 
you hear commotion in the room. 

648
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,360
Within Myra's looking, you can 
see her looking down in the 

649
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,440
peephole. 
Oh yeah, get it on, brothers. 

650
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,880
Get it on for me. 
You see two men back there? 

651
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:33,000
Where's my undead friend? 
He deserves a name of noble 

652
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,080
class. 
I shall name him Tina. 

653
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:45,440
Come on, Tina. 
Are you going in the room? 

654
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,760
Well, yes, if Mora wants to. 
I'm just trying to see him get 

655
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:54,080
it on but I really can't tell. 
Now I've got to pick the lock 

656
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,560
and open the door. 
Yeah, it is locked. 

657
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,560
Oh. 
All right, let me hold one guy. 

658
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,640
I need to pick it. 
Hold on Maura, I got another 

659
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,600
song. 
OK, so apparently I've. 

660
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,840
So apparently I. 
Blow it in the eye. 

661
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,640
And I show myself to. 
Can you take one piercing 

662
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,520
damage? 
I snap my fingers and I I snap 

663
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,880
my fingers and I banish the 
door. 

664
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,080
OK. 
Get out of his way door. 

665
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:32,000
A portal opens under the door 
and it teleports back into the 

666
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,800
main dining room because this is
where things go that are 

667
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,440
banished and it will stay there 
for a few minutes. 

668
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,120
And on the inside, you see, and 
we'll end your turn there. 

669
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,480
You're Doctor Bob, you have a 
drink in your hand. 

670
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,240
You're kind of mingling with the
old folks in front of the 

671
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,160
fireplace. 
Juke and Myra have kind of 

672
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,600
investigated these, probably the
bad men. 

673
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,120
No. 
One's really been over to 

674
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,680
Bethana and Sven. 
They seem to be canoodling. 

675
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,240
He's kind of sitting next to her
now. 

676
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,520
Mind if I I make this a a hot 
girl Oreo? 

677
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,200
They're both smoking, AJ. 
Hey, sweetie, how you doing? 

678
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,600
Hey pal, is this? 
Thing over here. 

679
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,840
I'm the boy. 
It's not by Jay. 

680
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,120
I just realized 2 grammar and 
Bethana could have talked to 

681
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,600
each other because we. 
Actually knew each other. 

682
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,920
Yeah. 
Yeah, I hate you. 

683
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,520
I didn't hear me that. 
Go on, give me that spliff. 

684
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,480
Yeah, man, you can have some. 
It's cool. 

685
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:43,520
Right spliff. 
Yeah, give me that fat doink. 

686
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:50,520
This is dank. 
So you take a big ol into that 

687
00:42:50,520 --> 00:43:16,160
thing. 
She is, for some reason, 

688
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,480
enamored that you're coughing 
you. 

689
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,480
Guys, you guys hearing colors 
like I am? 

690
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:32,520
Oh, orange is beautiful. 
You got some deep lungs that 

691
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,440
you're breathing in there. 
I. 

692
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,720
Always say my lungs are like a 
rat trapped in a raccoon trap. 

693
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,000
Just never know what you're 
going to get when that tail gets

694
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,680
a hold of you. 
I love things, cutting things. 

695
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,880
Hey, what about me, dude? 
I thought we were hitting it off

696
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,520
pretty, pretty good, dude. 
Well, the Eiffel Tower's got 

697
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,560
pretty strong posts. 
Eiffel Tower, you say? 

698
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,120
Hey. 
Her face turns red and she fans 

699
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:05,600
herself with a dinner plate. 
Takes a bite out of it. 

700
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,040
One of the big platters, like 
the big solar. 

701
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,640
Platters bite, Selligate 
doughnut. 

702
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,960
No thanks. 
You too wanna take this to the 

703
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:23,680
bedroom. 
Oh wait, I love a man. 

704
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,880
Oh, I love being. 
Smart making a chase. 

705
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:37,480
Come back sexy. 
I don't know how I'll help in 

706
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,920
this situation. 
I will try. 

707
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,480
The heart wants what a heart 
wants. 

708
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,280
Predators after me again. 
That's what Michelle told me. 

709
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:53,600
The heart wants what it wants. 
That song by Selena Gomez. 

710
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,960
So she's chasing me around. 
You've become the opposite of a 

711
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,200
chubby chaser. 
The chubby have chased. 

712
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:08,040
You the chubby chasey tripping. 
Balls. 

713
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,240
I think it comes back around. 
Is it Michael's turn? 

714
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,920
Yeah. 
Oh Doctor Bob, what a great way 

715
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,920
for her to lose weight. 
She is sweating profusely. 

716
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,840
Michael Scarn, what will you do?
You are faced with indecision as

717
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,040
what to do with the site. 
All right, so before I do 

718
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:37,840
anything, the FBI, they teach us
the first thing on the first 

719
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,280
day, in the first minute, 
everything must be clean. 

720
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,040
So I'm going to go over to this 
fellow over here. 

721
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,280
Makes sense logically. 
Yeah, and I'm going to ask him 

722
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,600
for some of his cleaning fluid 
and I'm going to clean this 

723
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:56,400
site. 
Oh, I mean, that's my drink. 

724
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,240
I don't know what you'd want 
beverage to do. 

725
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,000
What's the beverage got to do 
with cleaning? 

726
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,000
Well, it's just like when you 
drink vinegar. 

727
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,880
You can clean with vinegar, you 
drink water, you clean with 

728
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,560
water. 
That is a good point, yeah. 

729
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,800
All right, so. 
Can I use some of your beverage 

730
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,360
to clean my scythe? 
You want to join my call? 

731
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,560
Well, let me clean the scythe 
first. 

732
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,960
Well, I want you to join my call
though too. 

733
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,120
I'm going to do that. 
I can't do that actually. 

734
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,360
So that's like that's rule #2 in
the FBI, you cannot join a. 

735
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,080
Call teach you that in the 
second minute. 

736
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:35,160
Well, that's a second day 
lesson, but yeah, the FBI is a 

737
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:39,120
cult in of itself. 
Brulex owns the X, the FBI, and 

738
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:44,440
no, I think Brulex brought about
the whole zombies outbreak so I 

739
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,840
think he's cool with it. 
No, he doesn't own the. 

740
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,080
FBI. 
All right, I checked. 

741
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,600
You sure? 
You sure? 

742
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,240
Yeah. 
It's really fun. 

743
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,800
Yeah, it was J Edgar Hoover, but
not anymore. 

744
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,240
The food's really good. 
He is right. 

745
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,760
I'm waiting until Danny looks 
up. 

746
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,760
Oh yeah. 
Yeah. 

747
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,200
So can I borrow some of your 
cleaning? 

748
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:09,000
Some of your drink? 
Yeah, sure. 

749
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,200
Just drop me off, will you? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 

750
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,880
absolutely. 
Eugene's kind of pissy over 

751
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:19,360
there, but don't refill it. 
Just call him a little twink 

752
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:24,800
like he is. 
Why'd you say about me? 

753
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,440
He. 
Said you were really hyper. 

754
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,680
Execute plan. 
That's what I always say. 

755
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:33,640
Yeah, Yeah, that bit's old Shut 
up, kid. 

756
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,560
That never gets old. 
He didn't want to join my cult. 

757
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,720
He did something like use a 
metal prep table and it was kind

758
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,880
of cockamamie, but it worked. 
It did. 

759
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,320
It's now the site that's clean. 
It's kind of sizzling. 

760
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,440
Yeah. 
You don't hear the voices 

761
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,840
anymore. 
Yeah. 

762
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:57,880
You also hear the commotion over
with with Myra and Juke and 

763
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,800
Tina. 
You do you just hear my spell go

764
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,360
out. 
Just boom. 

765
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,240
Yeah, and all of a sudden the 
door plops in the middle of the 

766
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:11,120
room. 
What was that? 

767
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,360
I. 
Think that was a door in the 

768
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,080
middle of the room. 
It is a door in the middle of 

769
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,680
the room. 
Since I'm with the FBI, I should

770
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,520
investigate. 
Go Meek. 

771
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,480
Door, door. 
Meek. 

772
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,480
Yeah. 
Door. 

773
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:32,880
Meek door. 
So you investigate the door? 

774
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,560
Yeah, the door is indeed a door.
It doesn't look old. 

775
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:41,760
It looks misplaced, like it was 
from one of the hallways or from

776
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,080
somewhere else in the building. 
So with the power of the Suns 

777
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:49,960
behind me, I'll open. 
It I'll open the door. 

778
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,560
Yeah, it's. 
It's in the ground. 

779
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,760
In the ground. 
It opens beneath the Tavern. 

780
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,640
Good. 
I'll throw the sight then. 

781
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:08,080
Oh, Are you sure you can? 
Mostly I don't want this thing 

782
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,600
telling me what to do. 
It's up to you. 

783
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,280
You don't hear the voices 
anymore. 

784
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,240
You kind of sitting there 
twirling around in your hands. 

785
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,360
OK, maybe I'll keep it for a 
minute. 

786
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,280
If I hear those voices, I'm 
getting rid of it. 

787
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,040
All right. 
I no longer hear the voices, so 

788
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:35,640
I don't want it, all right? 
Yeah. 

789
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,720
Will you end your turn there? 
So so the door leads under the 

790
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,080
bar. 
It does, yeah. 

791
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,200
Into the abyss below. 
Oh, into the abyss. 

792
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,280
Like, imagine a door that's 
like, hinged to the floor. 

793
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,560
Yeah. 
Pretty much, yeah. 

794
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:51,520
I don't want to go in there. 
No, I wouldn't. 

795
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,000
All right, I'm going to. 
I'll shut the door and end my 

796
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,720
turn. 
You do see something floating 

797
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,240
out there though. 
Nah, what? 

798
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,400
Looks like a person. 
Oh, but it's too far. 

799
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,280
Can I can I throw the scythe and
then they can catch it and I? 

800
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,880
Call it back. 
You want to do what? 

801
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,880
Throw the scythe and then call 
it back. 

802
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,000
Doesn't it have that? 
Can it? 

803
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,320
Can it come back to its owner 
Or, well, the voices? 

804
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,320
Aren't speaking anymore. 
I think it was like an Ugg 

805
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,280
stability. 
Yeah, it has a tune to him 

806
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,640
though. 
Oh, that's right. 

807
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,320
I don't want to tune it to me. 
Yeah. 

808
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:26,000
Oh, it's already attuned to you.
Oh stink, I didn't roll for it. 

809
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,880
Yeah, but you did pour bleach on
it. 

810
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:32,120
I did the clean. 
You're not under its spell. 

811
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,240
Well, guess I'll end my turn 
there. 

812
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,280
All right. 
And Maura, it comes back to you,

813
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,480
I think. 
Right, The door has disappeared 

814
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,600
and I look in and I find out 
that it wasn't two men together 

815
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,960
in a way that I wanted them to 
be. 

816
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:54,400
So now I'm just. 
But I see this uncle of fellow 

817
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,400
next to me. 
Hello, Duke. 

818
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:59,640
Yes. 
What? 

819
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,520
I'm more of a dark twink, you 
know? 

820
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:09,800
Oh, trust me, I. 
Actually do kind of like bulky 

821
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,080
in my token. 
Well, yes. 

822
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,560
Darling, it was. 
Sweet and all, but I if we 

823
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,280
remembered Haggis told us to 
look for discrepancies. 

824
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,600
And in the Tavern of evil 
people. 

825
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,160
Yes, but that does not mean that
we don't have time for a 

826
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,200
quickie. 
I rolled A1, I day it a beat it.

827
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,040
I'm pretty sure the thing for 
the rolling dice is broken. 

828
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:41,720
Keeps doubling up on. 
Serif, did you did you displace 

829
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:46,200
that door? 
No, I didn't look out. 

830
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:50,680
Out and into the hall, And with 
her hand resting on his chest, 

831
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,240
but he resists. 
You gorgeous of something. 

832
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,440
Do you guys mind giving us some 
people? 

833
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,240
I'm, I'm sorry, are we 
interrupting something, Dearees?

834
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,400
Yes, I'm looking for my 
daughter. 

835
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,440
Looking for ways to bring her 
back from the ether. 

836
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,520
Lucius here has promised to help
me. 

837
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,240
You look 1. 
You look as one proficient in 

838
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,760
void magic. 
Perhaps I am. 

839
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:23,240
I was reborn in the void. 
I don't know what that means. 

840
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,440
It means I was reborn in the 
void. 

841
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,200
What isn't there to understand 
dearly? 

842
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:33,200
Now sounds important. 
Sounds like I could use it to 

843
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,320
find my precious daughter. 
Oh, you want me to open the 

844
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:41,400
portal? 
No, you see, I went to the ether

845
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,720
and my journey there was 
fruitless. 

846
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,680
But there is a site here that 
leads to hell. 

847
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,760
Perhaps she is there. 
Find the site for me. 

848
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,360
And what if I do? 
Will you pay me? 

849
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,560
Yes. 
How much? 

850
00:52:56,720 --> 00:53:00,080
100 gold. 
I'm going to go look for that 

851
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:05,320
site then. 
Yes, although it is hungry so I 

852
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,200
do plan on killing everyone 
here. 

853
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,680
Huh. 
I guess you're. 

854
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,360
I guess you have. 
Said too much. 

855
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:15,560
I guess your plans afterwards 
have nothing to do with me. 

856
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,920
As long as you don't kill me, 
this is fine. 

857
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,520
No promises, no just kidding, 
You can go. 

858
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,760
I want to go too. 
Let me go. 

859
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,240
No. 
You know what? 

860
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:37,560
Let me go. 
Tina, my darling Tina, go and 

861
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:43,760
sick them, as they say. 
Don't do this. 

862
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,440
You're going to find a very bad 
side of me. 

863
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:54,800
Oh man. 
Either that or I'm going to try 

864
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,480
to attack you and I'm going to 
roll A1 and wind myself. 

865
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,760
I rolled A12. 
For what? 

866
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,280
I was defending myself from the 
monster. 

867
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,480
Oh, are we doing turn orders? 
That can be my turn orders. 

868
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,120
Then yeah. 
Oh, I was, I was sick in the I 

869
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,440
was sick in Tina and the two men
that were colluding. 

870
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,040
Let's roll for an 0. 
Don't mind me anyway, that can 

871
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:18,680
be my initial role that's. 
Fine. 

872
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:25,240
I am with you. 
Oh oh, did I do that wrong? 

873
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,600
A1 looks like you did it wrong. 
It messed up. 

874
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,440
Isn't there a space? 
Is it space and is it space and 

875
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:38,080
tracker? 
I think so, and Michael and 

876
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,960
Doctor Bob also roll for 
initiative. 

877
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:42,720
OK. 
Wait, is it is it the squiggly 

878
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,400
brackets or is it the regular 
brackets? 

879
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,720
Pretty. 
Sure, it's the squiggly. 

880
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,320
I thought it was, yeah. 
I did regular brackets. 

881
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,200
I can't seem to roll anything 
but A7 the. 

882
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,960
Dang it. 
There we go. 

883
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,600
There was no space. 
Bob, Bob 14. 

884
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:04,440
Excuse me, sorry. 
Oh, is everyone adding to the 

885
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,520
order? 
Did I just did I just ensue 

886
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:13,360
chaos in the entire bar? 
No, yes, yes. 

887
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,480
And out in the other room, in 
the main room, a few sitting at 

888
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:22,160
the table stand up and their 
eyes glow purple. 

889
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,600
Like me, hero. 
And Bobby Ross and they both in 

890
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,160
unison, say it's time to serve 
the master. 

891
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,560
No thanks, I'm good the the. 
The the master. 

892
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,840
Yes. 
For a second I thought you were 

893
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,280
going into the Mortal Kombat 
theme song. 

894
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:47,320
Almost. 
Almost zombie like, Bobby Ross 

895
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:52,160
rushes at Doctor Bob and 
attacks. 

896
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:58,280
Doctor Bob Bob calling Doctor 
Bob Bob Bob AC. 

897
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:03,960
Is up now and he hits. 
He deals 9 damage to you that. 

898
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,040
Killed me. 
You don't know how much health 

899
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:13,400
you have but he does piercing 
damage, do you? 

900
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,800
Everyone has an ACF 10 my 
bubble. 

901
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:22,560
Michael Scarn, your move. 
These two unsavory fellows seem 

902
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,640
to be under control of someone 
else. 

903
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,680
Probably that fella in the other
room that's glowing purple. 

904
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,440
Yes, it's me. 
Wait. 

905
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,480
Oh, the ether and the void. 
The same thing. 

906
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,640
One, I mean, one of them just 
attacked your friend. 

907
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,560
So so. 
Then I guess I'm going to have 

908
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,920
to put a stop to it. 
I would go do something else, 

909
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,200
but I don't technically know 
about that yet. 

910
00:56:54,520 --> 00:57:03,240
I'll attack Bobby Ross, no and 
drop the site, but Dang it. 

911
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:11,160
Oh no. 
Can I can I cast a reaction? 

912
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:16,240
To do what? 
Mental residence to give 

913
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:21,360
advantage, Yes, OK. 
All enhances mental abilities of

914
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,680
allies. 
All allies receive an advantage 

915
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:27,800
on their next role. 
Yeah, let's do it. 

916
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:33,360
So I cast my pinkish sparkles in
the air, and all the sparkles 

917
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:37,120
land on everyone's heads. 
Time seems to stop for them, 

918
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,640
allowing them to make an extra 
an extra strike. 

919
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,440
So you can roll again then. 
That's a little better. 

920
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,160
Dan. 
I call upon the powers of the 

921
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,600
FBI. 
It's a little hit. 

922
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,400
What's? 
Damage with this thing. 5.6. 

923
00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:01,800
Holy. 20. 20 damage. 
You're talking with the site? 

924
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,320
Yeah. 
All right. 

925
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,400
Well, it chops off Bobby Ross's 
head there. 

926
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,360
All the blood splatters on to 
Doctor Bob. 

927
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:15,120
It's. 
Taking me back to numb. 

928
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:20,280
I got you, Doctor Bob. 
Here to serve and. 

929
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,600
Protect. 
And what of your bonus action 

930
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,400
and movement? 
I'll spin around to to this 

931
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:30,920
other purple eyed guy whose eyes
are a little sweaty, you know? 

932
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:35,320
Yes, I know who he is. 
No, but does Michael Scarn? 

933
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,800
I am. 
A pessimist. 

934
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:43,800
And I'll stay, I'll say you 
better not attack next or I'll 

935
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:48,360
get you. 
Roll intimidation. 

936
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:54,520
OK oh I have a very funny idea, 
but it requires someone to open 

937
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,560
the door in the in the main 
thing. 

938
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,120
I left it open. 
Oh, you did. 

939
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,360
I never closed it. 
Yeah, it's open. 

940
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,560
Can somebody shut that door? 
I should have thought to push 

941
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,960
him over there. 
And there is electric bills they

942
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,720
have to pay. 
Come on. 

943
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:14,040
My AC is on right now. 
I got the AC running it's. 

944
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,640
Not even hot in here. 
I said AC he believes gays 

945
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:23,960
totally. 
So I probably didn't intimidate 

946
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:27,160
him with A5. 
Oh, he actually rolled A5. 

947
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,640
No way. 
So he's he's not going to attack

948
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,560
you his next turn. 
It's right he isn't. 

949
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:41,000
Moved to my turn. 
Hello, the zombie says. 

950
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:49,720
All right, so who am I attacking
or seducing or whatever I got to

951
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:55,520
do? 
These two men seem to want to 

952
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,840
kill everybody in the Tavern. 
I would like to roll to seduce 

953
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,920
one since I don't have any 
weapons. 

954
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,520
The one with a cigarette looks 
like a bad boy. 

955
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:09,960
You have you have 1/2 lit 
Virginia Slim on you. 

956
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,600
There's no stronger weapon than 
that, that's true. 

957
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,600
And the Seraph is smoking one of
his own. 

958
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:22,080
He likes to smoke. 
And I I I rolled to seduce him 

959
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,640
because he reminds me of my 15th
husband. 

960
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,720
I don't think that's enough. 
It's with advantage. 

961
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:35,440
It's with advantage. 
No, that that passes. 

962
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:44,400
Oh, what's it do with this? 
I puffed the last rags of my 

963
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:49,200
Virginia Slim. 
I flick it to the side and then 

964
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:53,600
I tear my clothes open and say 
I'm coming for you, big boy. 

965
01:00:54,080 --> 01:01:01,960
Hubba, hubba, you walk past the 
zombie. 

966
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:08,360
And just expose yourself. 
Skin flaps wiggle. 

967
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:19,520
Oh my, I have never in all my 25
years seen a man as handsome as 

968
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,760
you, and I've had 37 husbands. 
You. 

969
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,160
Had quite an eventful life in 
your 25 years. 

970
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,040
Indeed I have. 
Give me that cigarette. 

971
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:38,320
I I sensually light my own 
cigarette and then I stick it in

972
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,080
his mouth with two fingers 
gently. 

973
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:46,800
He wraps his tongue around it 
and admires the lipstick mark 

974
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:51,280
that you put on it. 
I haven't changed my lipstick in

975
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,720
16 months. 
You know, it's got character. 

976
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,440
It smells like bad breath and 
bad. 

977
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,160
Oh, they're the best kind of 
decisions, baby. 

978
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:11,720
She is. 
She successfully distracted him 

979
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:13,600
and you guys go in the other 
room. 

980
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:17,680
Yes, we do. 
Doctor Bob. 

981
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,720
They just, they just walk past 
you like. 

982
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:27,360
Like. 
Paul All right then, Tina, Get 

983
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:33,480
the other one, Tina. 
Doctor Bob, it is your turn. 

984
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,160
All right. 
And the chubby has caught up to 

985
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,400
you. 
Be gone she beast. 

986
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:43,120
You don't understand. 
This bad guy is going to kill 

987
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,680
everyone in this bar. 
We need to throw that scythe 

988
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,040
out. 
He wants it. 

989
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,920
So Michael Scarn has the scythe,
right? 

990
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,800
Yeah. 
Yeah, I could sit on him if you 

991
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,160
want. 
We don't throw it away, we kill 

992
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:56,600
him with it. 
No throw. 

993
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,320
But if I throw it away, somebody
else might get it. 

994
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,880
Let's kill this mofo. 
Who me? 

995
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,280
No. 
That's what I said. 

996
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:14,200
I'd do a frog hop over Michael's
scar and drop kick that guy. 

997
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:19,680
Heel, Yeah. 
The squinty eyed one. 

998
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,400
I don't know if I don't. 
I don't know if we're allowed to

999
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,920
say that. 
We're not allowed to say that 

1000
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,720
I'm. 
Just describing his eyes I'm. 

1001
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,640
Not rolling D20. 
They seem more slanty to me. 

1002
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,480
DC-10 about. 
Seven. 

1003
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:37,280
That's yeah, tracks. 
You mental resonance, that's all

1004
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,320
I can roll so. 
I'll roll another seven. 

1005
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:47,160
Oh, no 40. 
Jeez, Beth sees what you're 

1006
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,400
trying to do and sits on his 
face. 

1007
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,200
OK, let's hear Muffles 
screaming. 

1008
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,840
His swords go out and penetrate 
her stomach and. 

1009
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:04,360
Dirt falls out. 
Dirt and water, Yeah, mud 

1010
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:07,880
basically plopping out of there.
Oh, he likes it rough. 

1011
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:13,240
Huh. 
Oh my, I hope he no one's ever 

1012
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:21,440
penetrating me like this. 
Expires. 

1013
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:37,080
Oh no, he's preoccupied. 
Comes back to Juke's turn. 

1014
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:45,400
Yes, now Tina be a good deer and
grab him for me and I would like

1015
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:48,280
to so the door is open correct 
it. 

1016
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,720
Is yes. 
I would like to cast banishment 

1017
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:56,560
so that he falls in that exact 
place and falls through that. 

1018
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:01,360
Mana crazy. 
Dang, no, I'm just kidding. 

1019
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,680
So you teleport him in the 
middle of the other room? 

1020
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,400
Yes, right above the door. 
And he falls down, and him and 

1021
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:20,200
Tina spiral. 
Goodbye Tina, I will reborn you 

1022
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:29,440
later. 
Combat is over, Hero comes 2/3. 

1023
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,640
Finally pulled Big Bertha off of
him and his face. 

1024
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,800
Is melted from her. 
Yeast infection, man. 

1025
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,680
She is fermented. 
Yeah. 

1026
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,520
Den Griff walks over to 
Michael's car. 

1027
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:50,320
Yes, you have that shite do. 
You. 

1028
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,960
Yeah, and. 
I know what they were trying to 

1029
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,320
do with it. 
They were going. 

1030
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,200
To So I'm going to take it back 
to the FBI. 

1031
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:59,880
Harvest the shores of everyone 
here. 

1032
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,760
Perhaps you should dispose of it
before it becomes a problem. 

1033
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,680
Yeah, I already tried to do that
once and this voice in my head 

1034
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:10,160
didn't sound like I should. 
You still should wait a second. 

1035
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,800
What is that out there? 
And he looks down through the 

1036
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,960
door opening and sees, sees the 
guy. 

1037
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:22,320
He's kind of floating out there.
You know, this guy, he's not 

1038
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:22,720
there. 
That's a. 

1039
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,240
That's a. 
Butterfly. 

1040
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:30,800
Yeah, that is a big man. 
He's like, hey, you guys got a 

1041
01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:32,880
scythe up there, do you want to 
throw it down? 

1042
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:38,080
Tony no Oh slowly closes the 
door. 

1043
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:44,200
Slowly closed the door. 
And with that, it has been 

1044
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:49,320
another night in the 
Interdimensional Tavern with no 

1045
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,680
name. 
The Tavern with No Name. 

1046
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,360
All right. 
Well, hopefully everybody 

1047
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,400
enjoyed that. 
It was, it was different. 

1048
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:57,880
It was fun. 
It was different. 

1049
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,320
I enjoyed it it. 
Was fun. 

1050
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,800
I laughed. 
I cried. 

1051
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,600
Bob. 
Beat myself, yeah. 

1052
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,600
I killed Bobby Ross. 
That's sad. 

1053
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,400
Yeah. 
I don't know how well with that.

1054
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:19,120
There's no happy little trees, A
little Bush blowing wind. 

1055
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,120
Well, thanks somebody for 
listening. 

1056
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:27,760
We appreciate this and we hope 
that you enjoyed this as much as

1057
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,840
we enjoyed recording it. 
And we'll see you on the next 

1058
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,480
episode. 
Bye, bye. 

1059
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,320
Thanks for stopping by.