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Welcome, welcome everyone back 
to maybe a podcast featuring 

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sick. 
We're back at it again on DND 

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Good War Star Blacks and. 
It's my favorite. 

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That's my favorite edition. 
Star Wars Project Blackwing. 

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Yeah, or thank you. 
Oh, thank you. 

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Yeah, Yeah. 
Appreciate. 

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That that's what we're doing. 
Yeah. 

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Last episode you got to get it 
right. 

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Hold on. 
I got to change all my maps. 

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I had stuff set for the seven 
hundreds, No. 

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So yeah, no Star Wars Project 
Black Wing. 

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It's the last episode. 
We'll see how quickly. 

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I just got it. 
Oh, it took me that long. 

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Yeah. 
Oops. 

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OK, for. 
The Underground Railroad, we're 

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the good guys. 
Yeah, Harriet Tubman. 

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Somebody. 
Somebody's the good guys. 

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Yeah. 
I don't know about us. 

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Yeah, somebody all right, We're 
we're back at it again. 

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We're getting it down deep into 
this thing. 

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I'm not quite sure how long this
episode's going to be, but it is

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going to be the finale. 
I just couldn't fit it into last

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week's episode because of how 
long that one was. 

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So. 
But yeah, no, it's just a 

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nosedive into it. 
You guys successfully shut down 

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the tractor beam. 
You were dog piled on by crap 

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ton of the undead, whatever 
those things were. 

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They were blasting and doing a 
whole bunch of crazy stuff. 

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And you guys narrowly survived. 
But you're shortly joined again 

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by Han and Chewie who stroll in 
and act like they were helping 

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you. 
But they did show up at the last

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minute and, you know, kind of 
helped you cleaned up a little 

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bit and we're they inform you 
that the Imperial Shuttle is on 

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the way and that you guys can 
use that to maybe get out of 

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there, but you have to make your
way back to the hanger. 

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Easy peasy. 
Let's do it, yeah. 

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But before you guys can leave, 
you are met once again by a a 

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red haired man who's been he's a
blaster mark in his chest. 

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I definitely killed that guy. 
He was super. 

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Dead. 
Yeah, he's super dead, Yeah. 

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Meets a smiley trap. 
What, You're a Droid? 

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You can't smell crap. 
Sorry I farted. 

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What? 
The master gave me. 

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A sense of smell. 
I only have half a stomach. 

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Oh no. 
Oh, that sucks. 

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Oh, I'm going to shoot him 
again. 

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Huh. 
I'm going to shoot him again. 

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OK, wait, why are you here? 
I don't know. 

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What do you mean you don't know 
what do? 

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You mean? 
You're acting funny. 

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Dare do something, I'm scared. 
Those are 26 hits. 

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Yeah, 26 hits. 
Max. 

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Damage. 
You blast him straight in the 

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chest again and he he falls flat
and two iron grenade roll out of

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his hands. 
Oh. 

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I hit the deck. 
They are set to blow up. 

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Misa jump on top of them, can I 
kick on the other? 

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Can I shoot one with my grapple 
hook and and alley oop it down 

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the pit where I'm at? 
Yeah, you could do that, yeah. 

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I can try that 15. 
Yeah. 

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He's a roll before you, so. 
Then you said jumped on the 

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other one J. 
That's the right. 

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I jump away. 
OK. 

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All right. 
I grapple. 

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Can I grapple him and yank him 
off the grenade? 

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Can I just kick the grenade? 
It's a real time. 

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Color fan and window. 
South. 

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He's already laying on it so. 
No. 

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OK, hold on, this is the only 
way. 

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This. 
He'll be fine I. 

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Mean we're talking about it 
still so I think. 

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Roll A1DS in JJ. 
There's more time than we had 

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previously thought just. 
Keeps beeping. 

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Beep beep beeping chase. 
It blasts you, it blasts you up 

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and and you land directly on top
of him and he's he's squished 

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now. 
The one down below blows up and 

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kills a a whole bunch of them. 
Ah. 

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Experience. 
And then you hear a whole bunch 

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of screaming go throughout the 
entire ship. 

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No, not. 
Moaning. 

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No, not moaning. 
I didn't like it. 

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So Oh yeah, you squish him. 
He's a he's a bit, he looks up 

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at you beer and he he flips you 
off and he says I'll get you in 

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the next life. 
Beer, he's waving to you. 

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And I and I flip him off 
thinking it's a wave. 

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Put that finger down before I 
break. 

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Bye, bye, bye. 
Just flip him off with a smile. 

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How much damage did you say I 
take? 

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I took six damage. 
OK, You did, though when you 

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squished him, you felt something
heavy underneath you. 

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That's. 
What is that? 

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His bodily functions are 
releasing. 

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Well, no, there's that. 
He's. 

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He's crapping himself. 
It's normal with humans. 

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Me to investigate. 
Yeah, he had a B kg on him. 

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What's that? 
Which is. 

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It is a rifle. 
I'm trying to get a picture of 

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it. 
It's similar to an E 11. 

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It's a little bit, so yeah. 
No, it's a it's a rifle, but it 

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does a lot more damage than your
standard rifle. 

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It does a E4 for energy. 
Wow, is this Dexterity weapon? 

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You do? 
No, it's a strength based 

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weapon. 
You say you should say three die

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63, die 4/4. 
Anybody else want to look around

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the room and see if they can't 
find anything? 

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We use battles, Yeah. 
I'll have to search you're in 

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every. 
Go ahead and roll for me. 

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Or what are you proficient in? 
Sonics and songs songs. 

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Medium armor, all vibro weapons 
and all light weapons. 

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My, my armor. 
I don't know. 

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Oh yeah, never mind. 
Don't mind me. 

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You found a vibro cutter? 
Actually, No, sorry. 

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No, that's dumb. 
I like this better. 

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You find a vibro claymore all 
right. 

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Sounds like. 
Claymore that's. 

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It's a 2 handed vibra blade. 
Yeah, and it does a any fork 

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kinetic damn it flashing. 
Good job. 

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I roll the 15. 
I also rolled a 15. 

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We find the same thing and we're
fighting over it. 

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Wow, wow. 
Yeah, I'm like give it. 

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I found it first. 
It's mine. 

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Right, it's mine. 
I know how to fix this. 

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I split it in half. 
I'll so you're. 

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Gimme, Gimme. 
All right, so beer you're 

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proficient with like pistols, 
right? 

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And Marshall weapons. 
All vibral weapons essentially. 

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I am Marshall, I'm simple and 
all simple blasters and then 

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Marshall blasters what that lack
auto. 

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That lack auto got it. 
I got simple blasters, vibral 

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weapons. 
So beer, you found a smart 

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cannon. 
Wow. 

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Which is A2 handed. 
This is a strength base and it 

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does a 1D10 kinetic damage and 
then. 

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What's the range of my vibe 
Reclaimer? 

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Sorry all. 
Right, it's. 

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Just a melee weapon one tile in 
front of you unless it has 

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reached. 
The Five. 

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So that'd be 5. 
Yeah, 5585, Yeah, Jack, Sir, 

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you. 
Fast. 

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You found a SESTA. 
What? 

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Yeah, it's the staff that the 
Gungans used in yeah the the 

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Episode 1 where they like throw 
the grenades or similar objects 

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with the long distances. 
It doesn't. 

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Want a weird staff thing like a 
like a cross net? 

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Yeah, like a lacrosse net. 
Yeah. 

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Weird. 
But you can throw things up to 

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240 feet. 
But maybe a rock. 

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That's that looks similar. 
Dex weapon. 

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It's finesse, so yeah. 
So strength or dex I choose 

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deck. 
OK, one DA damage. 1-DA. 

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Is that just the raw shaft? 
The raw like, that's just the 

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raw like and then then like if 
you have grenades or whatever 

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else, that damage is added on 
top. 

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Of that, can you use that? 
What was it called? 

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Sesta. 
Sesta. 

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Tessa STA Master Master had one 
passed down from his great, 

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great, great, great great 
grandfather. 

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Great, great, great. 
Bozinger, that's pretty great. 

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He was in the family for five 
years. 

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And it's, it's hidden too. 
So I mean, it looks like just a 

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normal staff. 
So there's that. 

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I'm just a humble walking stick.
Yeah. 

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Yeah, boy. 
Cool. 

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All right. 
So you guys start to make your 

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way to hang, I'm assuming 
correct? 

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Yes, I'm going to get out of 
here. 

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It's creepy. 
So as you guys make your way, 

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you start passing just in a mass
of the of the undead and they're

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they all see you. 
Many of them can't reach you. 

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One of the ones that can you're,
you're chopping away at and 

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taking down and starting to get 
kind of used to this thing and 

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avoiding all that black and Gray
gunk everywhere. 

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But you notice, you know, when 
you start swinging like melee 

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weapons, they start, you know, 
kind of learning your move sets 

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a little bit and start dodging, 
kind of pulling away. 

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And they're able to block some 
of your stuff. 

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And JJ, when you, when you go to
fire your rifle at one of them, 

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they, they duck behind cover 1st
and then then pop up to shoot. 

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So they're, they're getting 
smarter, they're learning you. 

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He's a curved bullets. 
Yeah, so essentially JJ and you 

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guys are all amazed by this, but
you see JJ you know, behind a 

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pillar and he's starts 
whispering in his robotic and he

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spins around really fast and 
shoots 1 blaster bolt and it to 

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curve around and and it's just 
the popular hood Jack. 

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Aim, aim, then shoot. 
Aim, then shoot. 

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I'm so sorry I always wanted to 
try this. 

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That's a bomb. 
Bad. 

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Counting I'm. 
Bad ow all that I've learned 

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about physics this. 
Breaker, I got a owie. 

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I need obvious. 
Can you carry me? 

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Oh, you got an owie picking up? 
Yes, yes, I want to put your 

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back right. 
Yes. 

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KR. 
So. 

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Up on. 
All right, so you guys make it 

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to the hangar Bay, and as you 
can see, there's TIE fighters 

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all over the place, but last I 
checked, none of you know how to

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fly Ties. 
I can tie a tie. 

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I can fly Muay Thai. 
Oh, you can fly Muay Thai? 

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Yes, Mai, Mai, Mai. 
And you did recall you, you kind

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of see it from over here, you 
know, down in the, in the deep 

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pit, but you see a, one of the 
Imperial shuttles flying in 

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looks very official and, and all
that, no idea who's on there, 

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but it flies in and it docks and
it docks. 

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That's. 
Far. 

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Yeah, that's. 
Across the. 

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Across the hangar. 
All the way far. 

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Yeah. 
No, it is very. 

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Far. 
What happens? 

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Why So would they park so far 
away? 

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That's what I said. 
Well, they're. 

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Not you guys are. 
You guys are prisoners, 

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remember? 
So they don't really care about 

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you. 
They're in the handicapped 

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parking, Yeah. 
And in fact, if they did, if 

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they did see you, they they 
they'd only try to shoot you. 

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I don't want that. 
So you got two guys, 2 guards 

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that they posted at the door. 
Everybody else ran in. 

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So what's your? 
I say we try to take the ship 

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and get out of here. 
That's that's the girl. 

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Everybody roll a perception 
check for me, I. 

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Think I will. 19. 10. 
Beer. 

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You're the only one that 
notices, but there's corpses all

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over. 
The world. 

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Yeah, it's kind of a weird thing
to miss, but. 

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It's kind of a weird thing to 
miss, yeah. 

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I smelled something bad. 
Did you fart again? 

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Maybe. 
Maybe. 

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I'm so sorry. 
Can I like examine the corpses? 

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Yeah, you can examine the. 
Corpses. 

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There's corpses, that's what. 
Stinks Investigation or? 

231
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,240
Yeah, they're they start right 
here. 

232
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,320
So I'll move up OK 21 to 
investigate. 

233
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:17,360
Yeah, it's you see a black mass 
moving around it and then it 

234
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,840
goes into its mouth. 
Gross. 

235
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,960
It's making more of those things
again. 

236
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,760
They all stand up all at the 
same time and steer it and they,

237
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,240
they all, they all point at you 
beer and they start laughing. 

238
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,880
But it's not like a normal 
laugh. 

239
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,080
It's very distorted, very 
otherworldly. 

240
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:39,480
Sounding he's out of sun. 
Well, that's not cool. 

241
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:40,400
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

242
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,360
Point him, laugh all you want. 
You're blue. 

243
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:47,880
He is blue. 
Oh Dang, I am blue. 

244
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:54,360
Jack Sore starts laughing. 
Shut up. 

245
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,280
They're right, he is. 
That's all they said. 

246
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,240
Shut up, Bluey. 
Well, guess what? 

247
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:04,000
Bluey was a good show. 
The stormtroopers from across 

248
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,040
the way start firing at them and
you might happen. 

249
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,280
Whoa. 
Well, it's it's understandable. 

250
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,600
We're in the crossfire. 
Yeah, so a couple of them feel 

251
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:17,960
off to go towards the trooper. 
This guy right here, too dumb, 

252
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,960
just kind of falls off into the 
vastness of space. 

253
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,320
Oh. 
There he goes. 

254
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,840
Goes, but the rest are still 
focused. 

255
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,360
Jack sores just staring at beer,
just now noticing that he's 

256
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,640
blue. 
Jack Sore. 

257
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,600
We've been, you know what it's 
it's like. 

258
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:41,000
I've always thought it was kind 
of a mint, but no, it's blue 

259
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,280
blue. 
Blue is funny I. 

260
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,760
Think your I think your 
withdrawals are actually 

261
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:50,880
regaining your eyesight. 
I think the cones in your eyes 

262
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,480
are starting to finally heal. 
Wow. 

263
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,120
All right, well, they roll the 
perfect 20. 

264
00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,120
Oh, they are up first. 
Uh oh, yeah. 

265
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,000
Uh oh. 
I didn't expect that. 

266
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,960
So this guy comes up to your 
beer and he takes a swipe at 

267
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,400
you. 
Oh no. 

268
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,840
Oh no indeed. 
Oh no. 

269
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,960
Oh no, it was a 12 hit you. 
No. 

270
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,280
OK, a good old swing and a miss 
you. 

271
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,960
You bow to weave just like you 
were taught back in the good old

272
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,320
days from I don't know. 
Everybody else has a weird 

273
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,120
teacher around here, so you 
probably do too. 

274
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,680
The rest will kind of move up a 
little bit trying to close in on

275
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,280
you. 
None of them appear to have 

276
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,560
blasters, which lucky for you, a
couple do have vibrant batons. 

277
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,800
A couple in the back appear to 
have vibrantuckles. 

278
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,400
Just like brass knuckles going 
to vibrate. 

279
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:45,000
But this one up here, it starts 
doing something a little weird. 

280
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,920
He he started making his way to 
the TIE fighter because this 

281
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:52,240
other guy, Bill, Bill, it's your
turn. 

282
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,760
Oh yeah, my name is Bill. 
Bill. 

283
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:56,800
Bill. 
Bill. 

284
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,800
I have a gold bill. 6 corn dogs 
and I'm going to wash it down 

285
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:09,079
some beer. 
I'm going to take out my double 

286
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:12,319
blade and I'm going to. 
Splash. 

287
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:16,880
At this first one I I feel again
I feel really bad that my stats 

288
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,160
are insane but. 
Don't worry about. 

289
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,160
It there's a there's a 26 hit. 
26 hits. 

290
00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:26,880
OK for seven damage. 
OK, yeah, he took a, He took a. 

291
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,520
Oof. 
Oh, he didn't go. 

292
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,200
Damn. 
Dang. 

293
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:36,280
All right, bonus action. 
I'll use my double blades double

294
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,960
feature and I can slash again. 
That's. 

295
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,760
A 28 hit. 
Yeah, yeah. 

296
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:50,040
No 4. 106,028 does not reverse 
AC. 

297
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:55,000
OK, I got you. 
You you swiped once, you cut 

298
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,080
them pretty good, and then you 
swiped again and then cut them 

299
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,760
clean in half. 
Yes. 

300
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,600
And then I'm going to take a 
step closer to this one, next 

301
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,400
one. 
OK. 

302
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,800
You're just, you're just on it. 
Yeah, and that and I end my 

303
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,720
turn. 
It is the end of your turn. 

304
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,960
Got it. 
OK, JJ. 

305
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,000
Yes, it is. 
Lisa can't find squares. 

306
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,680
What? 
Do you mean? 

307
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,160
Lisa tried to charge you. 
Like on the map, you can't see 

308
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,480
squares here. 
Now I'm really sorry, I tried to

309
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,680
make squares. 
Ah, it's bound I feel. 

310
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,480
I guess that's the bad. 
Anyway to use grenade launcher? 

311
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,480
Yeah, then Dang it, after what 
happened meets the road manually

312
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,360
kind damage. 
To all of them. 

313
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,640
OK, cool. 
Yeah. 

314
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,960
So you you launched an ion 
grenade into the whole cool 

315
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:45,600
little like cool little noise 
and everybody caught up in there

316
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,240
is hanging on by quite literally
a thread. 

317
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,600
Me said yours. 
Bummer. 

318
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,440
You said what? 
Me said once I had your bummer 

319
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,440
so. 
Fried All right. 

320
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:59,680
Anything else JJ? 
No, that's all I have. 

321
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:05,960
Wordle, your turn. 
Yeah, I'm going to check that 

322
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:12,520
one with my fibro, fibro clamor.
6 does not hit he. 

323
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,880
He. 
I don't think. 

324
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,320
I've, I don't think I've rolled 
over a 10 since we started this 

325
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:22,280
mission, this campaign. 
Pretty effortlessly, in fact. 

326
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,920
As you swing, he does kind of a 
moonsault for. 

327
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,000
The is my bonus action. 
Can I fall upon my sword and in 

328
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,800
my miserable existence? 
No, that's a full act. 

329
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,000
Sorry. 
You'd think that at some point 

330
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,920
I'd run into some good luck with
my dice rolls, but campaign 

331
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,720
after campaign doesn't have. 
Trip and land on it. 

332
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:50,840
Yeah, this NT. 
Oh, I know what I'll do since I 

333
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,000
can't hit anything with spin 
shopping I. 

334
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,960
You could do a pommel strike 
too. 

335
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,320
Yeah, that. 
Seems like the appropriate 

336
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,480
weapon. 
Oh really? 

337
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,520
You would just roll accurate. 
OK. 

338
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,600
Yeah, that, that is. 
Ouch. 

339
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,040
He lands from the moonsault. 
Yeah, he's. 

340
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:17,960
Clobbered with the hill, right? 
Of the back of his head. 

341
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,360
Three damage. 
Three damage, OK. 

342
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:25,560
And that finishes out my turn. 
All right, Jack Sore. 

343
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,680
Jack sore turn. 
So there's TIE fighters in this 

344
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,760
hangar. 
Yes, I'm going to see, I'm going

345
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,640
to go out to 1 and see if I 
can't, like RIP open the bottom 

346
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,720
and like find like a fuel cell 
or something. 

347
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,840
OK, Something that I can throw 
with my staff that would be 

348
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,600
explosive. 
Roll for me. 

349
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,320
Who's on my same? 
Perception or what would I roll?

350
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,600
Yeah. 
Yeah, let's do perception. 19. 

351
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:57,480
Oh, Oh yeah. 
He's grabbing one of the 

352
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,120
missiles directly off the TIE 
Fighter. 

353
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,000
As big as. 
My body. 

354
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,440
Though, Oh, I mean, that's kind 
of where I was going with it. 

355
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:15,120
OK, so they have proton, they 
have proton torpedoes. 

356
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,880
Yeah, boom, boom. 
You. 

357
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,040
Well, and quite literally, I'm 
I'm not kidding you, this thing 

358
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,240
is taller than you are. 
Yeah, so. 

359
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:31,920
Yeah, you, you grab that and you
load that in your little fat. 

360
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,160
I'm too big for that. 
No, no, it, it works. 

361
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:41,760
I've been here. 
It's a marvel sometimes somehow 

362
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,480
throw. 
It up. 

363
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,680
Throw it up, Boomer. 
And that I'm throws it in 

364
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,280
action. 
So you're you're free to do 

365
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,800
whatever you need. 
Well, I'm going to. 

366
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:56,400
I'm going to throw it just 
right, right, right into the 

367
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,120
fray. 
I'll put it a little farther in 

368
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,680
case it goes big. 
Boom, boom, 55 feet out. 

369
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,560
I don't know what kind of 
explosions. 

370
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,880
This thing is designed to 
destroy ships. 

371
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,400
OK, so let's be the size of this
thing. 

372
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,120
It's going to be a pretty big 
boom, but. 

373
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:18,320
If so, these ships are roughly 
30 to 50 feet big, so I'm. 

374
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,360
Going to. 30 feet pass. 
It's going to be 30 foot by 30 

375
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,280
foot. 
Right, it's a it's a used 

376
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:29,160
reaction to dive through floor. 
You'll dive through floor for a 

377
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:35,120
for a proton torpedo, but. 
All right, I'll throw it right 

378
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:40,600
behind this whole swarm of them.
It's 60 feet and 30 feet should 

379
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:44,960
be enough to kind of hit most of
these blokes. 

380
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:53,080
You think like here, so 
basically everybody. 

381
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,240
Why roll the seven with my SESTA
which is not good? 

382
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,800
It would not be good if you were
aiming at somebody, yeah. 

383
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,080
That's not just. 
Kind of, even. 

384
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,840
So we'll say instead of you 
hitting, you know, the middle of

385
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,840
nowhere, then it landed a little
bit more in between. 

386
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,960
You know, you didn't put it up, 
come find it. 

387
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,800
So it's a little closer than you
intended. 

388
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,240
This thing's heavy. 
What? 

389
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:22,400
Yeah. 
So Wurzel, you're safe. 

390
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,760
Bill, I think you might be 
caught up in the middle of it, 

391
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,600
Not the middle, but the the 
failing edge. 

392
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,440
It's a Ross bank check see if it
does not damage. 

393
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:41,360
Do you have a reaction? 
Could I do like a cool like like

394
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:45,160
backflip out of the range? 
And if you fail, you can I do 

395
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,520
and you. 
Can I do a reaction? 

396
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,800
I could full see and get away 
from the blast. 

397
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,480
Sure give me ADC and if I fail 
it then I'll I'll take full 

398
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,000
damage be. 
Fair. 

399
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,120
OK, and let's say because your 
species aren't known for their 

400
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,800
acrobatics. 
OK, I. 

401
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,240
Have 22 decks. 
No, no, let's be fair. 

402
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,720
OK, let's say then you've got 
ADC of 12. 

403
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,800
I'll just roll flat 20 then. 
I mean, you've already got 

404
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,920
Wurzel kind of using the force 
to try and help you. 

405
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,200
Luckily Wurzel's moving the 
Fort. 

406
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:24,960
You do the cool thing that you 
saw the the undead try earlier 

407
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,040
and jump up and start to fall on
your back. 

408
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:37,200
But luckily, Jack Sir, roll me. 
This is going to sound dumb, but

409
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:44,360
A20D10. 103. 
A. 

410
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,520
Lot of ones in there. 
Yeah, a lot of ones in there. 

411
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:53,200
So you see, you throw it and it 
goes shorter than you expected. 

412
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,400
You see Beer try to do his fancy
little backflip and doesn't do 

413
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,560
anything, but somehow, magically
he moves back a tile. 

414
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,360
Everything kind of goes bright 
all of a sudden and then 

415
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:13,680
everything kind of gathers real 
close and then just and all of 

416
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:18,880
these guys are going. 
Yes, I'll get the last one. 

417
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,400
Wow. 
His eyes glisten as he watches. 

418
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,360
Like like just like dumbfounded 
like his arms are next to it or 

419
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,120
like. 
Hanging off like. 

420
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:39,440
I make boom boom. 
What the? 

421
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,120
We're coming into another 
cracking scenario. 

422
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,320
That's always bomb bad. 
This time I this time I said go 

423
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:53,440
all. 
Right. 

424
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,040
Oh boy. 
Oh, I think the. 

425
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,320
You should grab another one for 
later. 

426
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,560
Mike coming, Andy, there's none 
left. 

427
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,920
It's. 
The only one. 

428
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:14,040
It's the undead's turn now. 
You got this guy headed to the 

429
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,280
TIE Fighter. 
This guy's coming up on you, JJ.

430
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,920
That's our pull. 
Pull the engine out of that TIE 

431
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:28,560
fighter. 
He's going to pull out the the 

432
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:36,840
laser painted out of it and all.
Does that? 

433
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,520
Does a tent hit you? 
AJ? 

434
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,760
What's that? 
Does a tent hit you? 

435
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,600
No. 
OK, somehow you're able to trick

436
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,920
him, and he just doesn't take 
any or swings and misses. 

437
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,680
Fellows are still headed after 
the storm troopers. 

438
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,480
And these two gentlemen up here 
are able to successfully get 

439
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,640
into the TIE fighters. 
They are. 

440
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:07,960
They power up everything. 
It turns on and they take off. 

441
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:14,680
Fly out the hanger Bay. 
All right, Bill, it's your turn.

442
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:22,480
Like you saying it like that, 
I'm going to take an action to 

443
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,480
dash to double my move speed. 
OK. 

444
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,640
That's 60 feet. 
Yeah, that's 60 feet. 

445
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,720
And that's it. 
OK. 

446
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,000
I can't. 
I can't do anything all. 

447
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:34,640
Right. 
Yes, Beth. 

448
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,520
All right, JJ, the jet plane, 
it's your turn. 

449
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,440
Just in a dead Sprint, just 
going after them. 

450
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,720
He runs funny. 
What up short stack? 

451
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:59,680
OK. 
True power bottom. 

452
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,040
It's A2 fought to do anything 
fine. 

453
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,240
What are you trying to do? 
I would also just pick up and 

454
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,880
troll in hall too far right. 
Too far right? 

455
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,680
Yeah, sorry. 
It's just true. 

456
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,480
OK, it hits you. 
Delete him off the face of the 

457
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,560
the Star Destroyer. 
He just dissenters. 

458
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,720
Yeah, it just atomizes. 
Ceases. 

459
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,200
Ceases to exist. 
Must somebody. 

460
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,400
Close to type either. 
OK. 

461
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,520
All right, Wergel, it's your 
turn. 

462
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,680
Could do like Starkiller and 
bring down the entire ship with 

463
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,440
your force powers. 
Get up and throw it. 

464
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,320
Oh. 
Really. 

465
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,400
Yeah, she'll definitely on my 
list of things to do. 

466
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:48,280
So I know I have full sleep, but
I don't know how far it takes 

467
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,360
me. 
So it's just a normal jump but 

468
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,360
using the force instead of 
strength. 

469
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,440
It's. 
Where are you trying to jump to?

470
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,600
I am just trying to move a 
little further than my 30 feet, 

471
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,040
which would be about here, so 
that I can be in range of 

472
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,080
battle. 
But you know, apparently. 

473
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,000
Well, we can say that you jump 
once you hit your 30 feet. 

474
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,720
Still, probably wouldn't be so 
bad here. 

475
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,080
Over here. 
Sound good? 

476
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,800
Definitely all. 
Right. 

477
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,440
So you take off running, trying 
to get into the next fight, 

478
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,200
dodge and blaster fire and you 
take off jumping through the air

479
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,120
and you you're laying slightly 
ahead of Beal. 

480
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:27,600
Do you keep saying it like? 
That be all right. 

481
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,760
Wurzel is at the end of your 
turn, buddy. 

482
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,720
Oh well, I have a burst of speed
full star. 

483
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,600
That was a bonus action. 
I'm sorry, I'm going to cast 

484
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,720
some. 
Oh yeah. 

485
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,480
Which some false, you know, I'm 
actually feeling. 

486
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,720
Wizardry. 
Holds this gentleman. 

487
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,640
I'll go with the father. 
One close that one there can. 

488
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,000
He catch him on fire. 
Indeed. 

489
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,880
Did I roll the 3D eight to see 
how much damage he takes? 

490
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,520
If he takes damage, yeah, go. 
Ahead and roll A3. 

491
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,560
Night laugh. 
So he immediately catches fire. 

492
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,240
He's definitely hurting, but 
he's not. 

493
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,600
But the the the ones that are 
still alive, they scream out in 

494
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,840
anger, as if they were also. 
Hive mind. 

495
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,440
You know, I have a feeling that 
I'll start screaming once one of

496
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,120
our party members got set on 
fire too. 

497
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,920
Yeah, OK. 
Anything else? 

498
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,360
Morgill? 
I. 

499
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,600
I believe that'll finish at my 
time. 

500
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,760
Jacks or. 
Yes. 

501
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,640
Future. 
Am I able to pilot the TIE 

502
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,480
fighter? 
Do you have any piloting skills 

503
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,800
whatsoever? 
I mean, I'm a techie. 

504
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:44,640
I have a tinker techie. 
Like you'd be better off suited 

505
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,040
turning that thing into a little
Spader and spading it around 

506
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,000
this little * shape. 
It does sound fun. 

507
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,080
I have AI have a plus one to 
pilot in. 

508
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,360
So I'm going to say that you 
don't have any proficiency, but 

509
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:04,800
in the spirit of having fun, you
can attempt. 

510
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,200
Even even just the minimum I 
want to get in the cockpit and 

511
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:15,000
see if I can work the gun and 
see if I can shoot the the 

512
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,040
parts. 
Tie Fighter behind this one. 

513
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,920
OK, this was. 
Like a rear? 

514
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,040
Cannon. 
Yeah, roll, roll A. 

515
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,320
Roll a 20 for me. 
It's the flat 20, no bonuses. 

516
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,440
Just no bonuses, just a chance 
die. 

517
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:32,880
That's what we'll. 16. 
OK, I had ACF 15 in my head. 

518
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,800
Oh man. 
So you get in there, you hop in 

519
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,400
and you start just finger. 
Flipping everything. 

520
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,920
Clearly just like just slamming 
his hands on the control. 

521
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,520
You're. 
You're such. 

522
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:54,520
Self destruct now engaged. 
You're you're the equivalent of 

523
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,320
having a 2 year old in the 
driving vehicle. 

524
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:03,200
They just start smacking 
everything and and through sheer

525
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,920
happenstance and luck you just. 
You find the button to find, but

526
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,520
you forgot which one it was. 
So you proceed to get everything

527
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,800
again. 
You find that again. 

528
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:18,000
That's not right. 
That's on fire. 

529
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,200
That's love mode. 
AJ who's below you watching 

530
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,520
horror as just random blasters 
from the high fighters shooting 

531
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:32,360
all over. 
Sure, that's a close one. 

532
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,640
Almost take your antenna the 
deck JJ. 

533
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:46,520
You could have left with that. 
I could have, but I. 

534
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:52,160
Forgot I'm going. 
Through withdrawals. 

535
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,480
Yeah. 
His eyes are all wide. 

536
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,440
You just want to shoot it at the
other tie, right? 

537
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,320
Yeah, OK. 
Want it parked right behind 

538
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,280
mine? 
I mean, which is 16. 

539
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:13,240
Yeah. 
Yeah, you somehow escaped 

540
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,640
unharmed. 
It's. 

541
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,080
I'm not sure how. 
Yeah, I'm not sure how either. 

542
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,080
I'm I'm coming home. 
I. 

543
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,840
Was in your freedom. 
There's a toddler in the in the 

544
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:29,000
other TIE fighter. 
Oh man. 

545
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:34,000
Anything else Jack sore? 
I can't get it off the ground, 

546
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,280
can I? 
It's they're already off the 

547
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,840
ground like this is how they're 
stored. 

548
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,280
But there is like clamps that 
hold that hold the the little 

549
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:52,640
like in between the the foils. 
Yeah, I'm just going to and 

550
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,240
that's with the throttle, see 
what happens. 

551
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:04,480
Roll, roll, roll it again. 
Fat. 

552
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,880
Oh yeah, yeah, just start 
cranking on stuff and trying to 

553
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:17,800
jam it forward. 
You engage the ion engine and it

554
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:24,159
it start trying to kick off. 
It just rips off the wings and 

555
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,880
like the little ball in the 
middle just goes flying forward.

556
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:32,800
Actually, that the position I 
had for it was it doesn't. 

557
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,639
It's supposed to. 
It holds on, but you shoot out 

558
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,320
in the pod and land right about 
here. 

559
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,639
Hey, I'm closer to my target my.
Target. 

560
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,679
I see the ones running away. 
All right. 

561
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,480
Anything else? 
I guess I didn't move yet. 

562
00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:59,680
I'll do my move. 
Yeah, that'll on my turn all. 

563
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:05,480
Right, it's no their turn, so 
they this guy now turns around 

564
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,120
towards you Wurzel because he's 
pissed at you for throwing your 

565
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,960
force lightning or forced fire 
at him. 

566
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,520
These other these other two 
advance up do the stormtroopers.

567
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,680
They start a blast at each 
other. 

568
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,840
This stormtrooper kills this guy
turns his sights on the rest of 

569
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,280
you as beer. 
It's your turn. 

570
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,080
Oh. 
You said it. 

571
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,200
Thank you. 
Why does he keep saying it like 

572
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,760
that? 
We lost Alex. 

573
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,120
Sorry to offend. 
All right, well, if he's. 

574
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,880
If he's if he's going to be 
shooting at me, I'm going to 

575
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,000
shoot at him with my blaster 
carbine. 

576
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,360
There's a 24 hit sick for 9 
damage. 

577
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,680
So a nine pulls him down, almost
kills Bob, but that stormtrooper

578
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,640
armor is good for something. 
I wouldn't have shot him if he 

579
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,640
wasn't shooting at me. 
Has him hanging on by a thread. 

580
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,080
That's all I can do, start 
blasting. 

581
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,240
I just started blasting. 
Well, JJ, it is your turn. 

582
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,920
Miso, Ron and Charles to catch 
up with everyone else, all while

583
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,080
yelling. 
Right. 

584
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:10,960
Pray. 
For me. 

585
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,560
Mesa. 
Goodbye, Mesa. 

586
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,840
Go ahead, shoot this guy who OK 
means so well. 

587
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,080
Might as well, right? 
That's what I'd say. 

588
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,960
Yeah, I'd have. 
Yeah, that shows me. 

589
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,440
Oh, me, me. 
So sorry. 

590
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,320
I clear path for you. 
Wurzel's surprised because a 

591
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,760
bolt flies right over his head 
and atomizes the enemy in front 

592
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,360
of him. 
OK. 

593
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:38,440
What? 
That's a. 

594
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,320
Hard girlfriend. 
Where's the present? 

595
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,280
All right, he said. 
I'm. 

596
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:43,880
Talking. 
I don't know. 

597
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,680
Wurzel. 
Is run like the wind Wurzel. 

598
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,440
All right, it is my turn. 
Of course, it's far away from 

599
00:36:55,440 --> 00:37:03,280
battle there, and I aim at that 
stormtrooper that's out there. 

600
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,160
And how about that, that 30 feet
away? 

601
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,680
It's not, is it? 
No, it's not. 

602
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,680
Five. 
Of course it is. 

603
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,760
Oh, I'd stand here like a 
buffoon because apparently I 

604
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,440
could only walk 30 feet. 
Right. 

605
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,520
Jack Sore. 
Lol. 

606
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,440
Your turn. 
He's he's creeping behind one of

607
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,080
the wings of the TIE fighters. 
And I'm just gonna run out into 

608
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,840
the open and look around and see
what everybody's doing. 

609
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:36,640
And then I'm going to shoot at 
this Stormtrooper switch pistol 

610
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,080
like kind of looking around 
like, is this, is this right? 

611
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,120
Are we? 
Killing these guys. 

612
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:49,720
I've only killed the zombie one 
so far I think so fire twice 13 

613
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:55,880
and a Nat 21st one. 
This damage is 7 second 1 + 311 

614
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,480
in the Nat 20. 
I don't know if it does double 

615
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,720
damage or. 
Yeah. 

616
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,760
It should, yeah. 
It's. 

617
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:05,840
A probably dead, yeah, no. 
He was there after the first 

618
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,640
one. 
I'll I'll shoot at someone else 

619
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:15,000
now. 
You know how like sometimes, 

620
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,320
like when the video games or the
movies, somebody gets hit with 

621
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,840
like a laser, like it slowly, 
like kind of melts away. 

622
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,400
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes, that's essentially what 

623
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,480
happened with him. 
He hit him once in the foot, 

624
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,120
once directly in the middle of 
the forehead and the one from 

625
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,320
the forehead. 
He slowly starts like fading 

626
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,960
away from him, screaming all the
while about his wife and his kid

627
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,640
that he's left on and how. 
I don't want to shoot him the 

628
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,920
second time. 
I feel bad. 

629
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,240
It was really hot this time of 
year. 

630
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,440
I'd go to Hoff. 
And he is perished. 

631
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,800
It's back to their turn. 
These two guys Duke it out and 

632
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,920
the trooper loses and the 
infected starts making his way 

633
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,400
toward the all bill to turn 
again. 

634
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:16,600
Oh, thank you. 123456. 15 7. 
Yep, don't kill him. 

635
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,320
Yeah, figured my blades are 
deadlier than fists, but my 

636
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,960
fists are deadlier than any 
blade. 

637
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:26,800
That's why I only use my blade. 
JJ, the jet plane, it's your 

638
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:31,880
turn. 
Let's keep running forward, but 

639
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,600
make sure that while it's a run,
limbs flaming everywhere. 

640
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,680
Yeah, your your limbs are 
falling all over the place. 

641
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,760
Let's go ahead and shoot the 
sky. 

642
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:49,360
OK, yeah, I don't live. 
And he too, he sounded so 

643
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,120
disappointed that it actually 
hit. 

644
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,880
Need to remove from the face of 
the the Stardust drawer, dear 

645
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,720
guy. 
I was just going to say, all 

646
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,560
right, let's go, let's go take 
that ship. 

647
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,560
So you guys hop in, make 
yourselves at home, some company

648
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,720
codes take off. 
I'm peeing in the corner. 

649
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,200
Couldn't find the bathroom? 
Jax are it's only been like 5 

650
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,560
minutes. 
Are you going already going in 

651
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,480
survival mode but before? 
This is our pee corner. 

652
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,040
Before you guys go absolutely 
crazy, everybody roll me a 

653
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,160
perception, okey. 
Doke 11. 11. 

654
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,240
I said nothing. 
You are you are freaking out the

655
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,800
jacks or just peeing in the 
corner. 

656
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,680
It's a it's a like train rock. 
I can also look around. 

657
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:48,480
Never mind beer and sorry, Bill.
And you thought for sure you saw

658
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:53,200
something before you boarded the
shuttle, but never mind. 

659
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,640
Ladder's twofold to notice. 
It was probably nothing. 

660
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,440
Probably nothing. 
So you guys take off and you 

661
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,680
successfully get away farther 
enough from the ship. 

662
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,360
Obviously, there's no tractor 
beam and you fly past those two 

663
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,000
TIE fighters that had taken off 
earlier. 

664
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,840
They are just kind of floating 
through space. 

665
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,360
It seems that they can't get too
far away from the host, not the 

666
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:22,000
host, but the the hive to to be 
able to stay conscious still and

667
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,480
just about the time that you see
them, you also see these guys 

668
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,960
kind of fall out of their their 
hiding spots unresponsive not 

669
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,840
moving. 
Oh is too far away. 

670
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,160
So. 
This is fine. 

671
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,480
This is fine. 
Yeah. 

672
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,080
So you do see a planet coming up
on the horizon. 

673
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,240
The planet of Lothal. 
You choose to land there. 

674
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,000
Honestly, I said. 
We go into Naboo. 

675
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,720
Everyone's talking about it 
these days. 

676
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,400
Hoff is pretty underrated. 
We should probably train. 

677
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,560
The same for the snow. 
Is there any other planets 

678
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,360
nearby? 
No, no. 

679
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,000
Oh, better chance of Jet Juice 
here, I say. 

680
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,800
Let's go. 
All right, we'll make a fit. 

681
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,040
Stop. 
Can you throw the bodies out of 

682
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:04,800
the poop? 
Shoot. 

683
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,600
The poop. 
Yes, Williams from the right 

684
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:13,480
them. 
All right, so you guys 

685
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,880
successfully land on low fall 
and you're kind of blending in 

686
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,560
with even popular with the with 
the populace of the planet 

687
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,680
tasting that real, that real 
freedom that you haven't tasted 

688
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,960
in so long. 
And the end of the Galaxy seems 

689
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,000
to be far behind you. 
But as you explore around 

690
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,760
everybody, roll perception 
again. 13. 

691
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:36,480
JJ Yeah, your sensors pick up on
it real quick, but you hear 

692
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,320
something strange. 
Mechanical, but also very human 

693
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:45,040
at the same time. 
Hold on, Bob, I got you. 

694
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:52,760
You smell something. 
No, you, you, you hear it. 

695
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,200
You don't. 
You don't smell it. 

696
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,120
You don't, you don't have a 
nose. 

697
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:04,720
No, but you hear. 
Oh. 

698
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,480
I know that guy. 
I know. 

699
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,480
Yeah, he's pretty famous. 
This is not good. 

700
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,400
Yeah. 
So you see Lord Vader, it's a 

701
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,960
it's. 
A star wrestling. 

702
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:34,600
Without lips, it's. 
Haunting. 

703
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,440
Congratulations for surviving 
the experiment. 

704
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,200
The Emperor wishes to leave no 
witnesses alive. 

705
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,480
And more, more troopers come out
of the woodworks and they start 

706
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,880
to surround you and they ready. 
They're they're E Elevens. 

707
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,520
No, you. 
Do I do not wish to die here? 

708
00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:00,240
I need to see my Mama. 
Sucks tail and runs. 

709
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:14,840
On this digger thing and drill 
my way into the into the core of

710
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,080
this planet. 
But I I have faithfully served 

711
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,920
the Empire by assassinating 
nobles. 

712
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,640
Why am I being treated like 
this? 

713
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,440
Because I'm blue. 
You've seen too much. 

714
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:31,320
Therefore you must die. 
In fact, I shall take you all on

715
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,040
the moon. 
He tells the troopers to stand 

716
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,480
down. 
I'd like to say something. 

717
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,640
Yeah, go ahead, say it. 
No. 

718
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:45,880
You sorry Mr. Mr. Promise pinky 
swear recently? 

719
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,720
No one. 
What happened? 

720
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,440
It can be reprogrammed. 
I wouldn't trust Jack Store with

721
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,800
this information. 
It's true, you cannot. 

722
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,320
Trying to help you. 
I'm very untrustworthy. 

723
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:05,840
He's very. 
Untrustworthy to bother you? 

724
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,960
I think we should just kill Jack
Soar. 

725
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,000
Well. 
The Droid can be reprogrammed, 

726
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,480
but the same cannot be said for 
you. 

727
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,800
The master did took a job. 
Wabba, Wabba. 

728
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,160
I can't let that happen. 
WABBA. 

729
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:32,880
Garth is just willingly letting 
us go first with the Tuber 

730
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,880
initiative. 
Letting you go now it's the 

731
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,680
accelerated like breathing, 
right? 

732
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,360
So it's so the normal slow when 
it's the. 

733
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,920
He took his Viagra. 
Because I saw him in my leg. 

734
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:53,240
Go ahead and go ahead and roll. 
The lightsaber is drawn and is a

735
00:45:53,240 --> 00:46:00,200
nice nice bright red. 
Wow, wow, wow all. 

736
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:01,920
Right. 
What? 

737
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,760
What are you doing? 
First there werejel. 

738
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:11,080
Where is Jill Stonewood? 
Wow, you can do it. 

739
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:17,600
Force go pushy. 
I'm trying to figure out what 

740
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,400
I'm going to do. 
This is how you took her hand 

741
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:28,800
with the horse. 
Go ahead, roll 1D10. 

742
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,240
Lightning. 
Oh, OK. 

743
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,160
Roll pretty good, yeah, you hit 
him with lightning and he 

744
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,760
luckily. 
And he did absolutely nothing. 

745
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,000
No, he's. 3000. 
He's susceptible to lightning, 

746
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,720
but yeah. 
That's sort of all right. 

747
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:43,560
That's what I was thinking. 
He's. 

748
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,440
Stunned currently. 
Anything else you'd like to do? 

749
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,680
Yeah, I'd like to fall asleep 
back away from him so when he 

750
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,280
comes unstunned he doesn't slash
me an hour. 

751
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,120
OK. 
Oh no, that's technically not 

752
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,600
how that power works, but we've 
pretty much made it works that 

753
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,680
way. 
That's right. 

754
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,360
All right, Jacks, or. 
Hello Wabba. 

755
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:10,920
Wabba. 
Ah, I look, I'm looking at mommy

756
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,880
and I want to see if I can over 
clock her. 

757
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,480
Which one's mommy? 
The Droid mommy all the. 

758
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,560
Droids. 
All droids are Mommy. 

759
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:21,840
I didn't tell you this. 
Was. 

760
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:28,000
Now this is a weird development.
Oh yeah, my mommy Droid was 

761
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,120
killed, so all droids are mommy.
Let's see if I can go to JJ and 

762
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,760
over. 
Climb up some hang ups. 

763
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:39,480
No, just not talk about me. 
Much like mothership season, if 

764
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:44,400
that be possible. 
JJ how do you feel about it? 

765
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,720
No concerns necessary and I jump
on his. 

766
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:51,640
Piece of probably not get past 
the masters programming, it's 

767
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,240
too good. 
Why? 

768
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,240
Don't you try this is a. 
Single line of code this this 

769
00:47:56,240 --> 00:48:00,040
can't get past this it's. 
Just a bunch of. 

770
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:09,360
Semi colons in parentheses. 
No. 11. 

771
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:14,560
You you hop on it back and start
zapping them with new tools and 

772
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,760
whatnot. 
You come across that code that 

773
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:23,320
just says you can't get past me.
You realize that you're not able

774
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,280
to get past it. 
I look towards the sky and 

775
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,760
scream no and the camera zooms 
out. 

776
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,120
Yeah, you try to throw Dude, 
dude. 

777
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,720
Dude. 
And you're you're notoriously 

778
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:43,600
good computing. 
Was that, was that my action? 

779
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,120
No. 
OK, OK. 

780
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,240
Well, I'm just going to shoot at
him twice, but then he's going 

781
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,920
to deflect it. 
I'm scared. 

782
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,520
It's a stand. 
Yeah, he is stand. 

783
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,160
Oh, it's a channel. 
That's a net total. 

784
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:04,640
Jeez. 
Not 20 and a 16. 

785
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:13,800
Boom boom. 
Yeah, not 2011 damage times 222 

786
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,360
damage and four. 
So 2016 was in. 

787
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,480
Yes. 
Yeah, yeah. 

788
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,960
OK. 
That'll end it. 

789
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,080
All right, Bill. 
Back a little bit. 

790
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,400
All right, all right. 
Tried and true. 

791
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:34,840
I run up double blade, does a 26
hit. 

792
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:40,560
Dang, yeah, for 10. 
Dammit. 

793
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,480
Swing again. 
Swing swing swing swing swing. 

794
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,400
13 does not. 
Hit No 13 does not hit. 

795
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,560
Dang I that's all I can do. 
OK, you said so, so should move 

796
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,600
back. 
No. 

797
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,040
OK day. 
OK day. 

798
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,920
Unless you're trying to blow 
them all. 

799
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:10,640
Oh yeah, I can take it. 
I can take it. 

800
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,880
Mr. Mr. Sure that that's the guy
A9. 

801
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,040
It didn't hit old Darth. 
Not done yet. 

802
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,720
The other guys it did though. 9 
damage. 

803
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,960
Concussion out. 
Yeah. 

804
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:29,240
So those other guys, they're 
they're dead, OK, Yes, these 

805
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,760
guys. 
OK, what else do? 

806
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,680
Anything else? 
I'm just gonna move back a 

807
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,640
little after that. 
It's his turn. 

808
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:41,800
He is stunned currently and he's
finally unstunned. 

809
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,120
And Wardle, it's back to you, 
buddy. 

810
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,320
All right, I am going fight on 
fire. 

811
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,680
OK, you are going to hit your 
teammate. 

812
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,120
Beer's going to catch on fire. 
Take it. 

813
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:01,560
Also why didn't he move away 
from the dark shit Lord that's 

814
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,680
been annihilating the game? 
I have faithfully served the 

815
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,160
Empire. 
Oh God. 

816
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,520
Go kill yourself, why don't you?
Let's try sustainably. 

817
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,000
Well, if I'm going to go die, I 
might as well die fighting. 

818
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,920
That's fair. 
Most honorable. 

819
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,280
You could also die fighting 
smart so you don't die instead. 

820
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,880
It's a quick death. 
I don't think it is. 

821
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,040
Lord Vader, does it hurt getting
cut in half with the lightsaber?

822
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,120
I actually. 
Don't know. 

823
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:34,480
No, you don't feel anything. 
That's how he sounds without the

824
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:41,360
ventilator. 
What words you'll cook, I'll let

825
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,000
you cook literally with fire. 
Do it. 

826
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:49,960
Sustain do sustained lightning 
the lightning so I don't kill my

827
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,560
teammate. 
I could take it I. 

828
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,200
Don't think you can. 
He can take it. 

829
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,320
I don't think you can I. 
Don't for combat I think I could

830
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:02,840
take it. 
Well, against his decks. 15 Well

831
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,680
that was nice trying to attack 
you. 

832
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,840
So close. 
Yeah, so you, you hit him for 

833
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,560
the with the with the lightning 
and he quite literally just 

834
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,920
waves it off. 
Let's see, he. 

835
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:17,760
Just says Nah fam, not today. 
This is not the drug you're 

836
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,400
looking for. 
Anything else? 

837
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,840
No. 
It's my action, I'm done. 

838
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:31,280
OK, Jack Soul, it's your turn. 
Is it now I'm gonna shoot at 

839
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,040
him? 
My grappling hook. 

840
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:38,240
Where did you get tanned? 
Yeah, Nah. 

841
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:45,040
I have advantage, Nah. 
He shoots the grappling hook 

842
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,960
while he's fighting with beer 
and he just dodges out of the 

843
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,800
way, and then it slowly 
retracts, dragging across the 

844
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:57,040
ground. 
We move a step closer. 

845
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:03,120
And try it again later. 
That was my action, so I don't 

846
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:09,480
think it's a bonus action. 
In response to that, the way he 

847
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,920
held his his lightsaber, you 
didn't hit him, which thankfully

848
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,760
for you, but if you would have 
he would have reflected some 

849
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,040
damage back to. 
You good? 

850
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:24,000
Good, right, Bill, it's your 
turn. 

851
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,880
I'm going to keep slashing at 
him. 

852
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:30,080
OK. 24 to hit, yeah. 24 does 
hit. 

853
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:37,520
Really. 9 damage and I swing 
again, probably 12 does not hit.

854
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,040
12 does not. 
Oh yeah, You hit him once and he

855
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:46,840
he allows you to hit him the the
second time, though he you were 

856
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,560
not as lucky. 
You connect. 

857
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,720
Can I push him? 
Win roll. 

858
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,240
Win roll. 
Strength decks just flat 20 

859
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,960
strength, in fact, you. 
Fall back. 

860
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,240
Well, I call this. 
I call this a win because I just

861
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:13,600
wanted more space. 
But you. 

862
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,960
You quite literally push on a 
minute pushes you back. 

863
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,520
It's like I hit a trampoline or 
something. 

864
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,440
JJ, it is your turn. 
Why still stop a good thing? 

865
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:35,760
Gonna shoot again. 
Yes, grab the Bachelor or I get 

866
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,480
those guys included. 
Yeah. 

867
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,760
Right there. 
OK. 

868
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,960
So you just try to like, yeah. 
That's a hit, that masturbator, 

869
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:47,440
I mean. 
The what? 

870
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:49,720
What? 
What? 

871
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:53,520
It sounded like you said 
masturbator. 

872
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,120
No. 
It. 

873
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,280
Sounded. 
Like. 

874
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:01,680
OK, so you you're over 13. 
Instead of your round hitting 

875
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,120
like on the tail end of him, now
he pushed it over to here so it 

876
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,200
hit his guys. 
So go ahead and roll for. 

877
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,040
Go ahead and roll for damage. 
Well done. 

878
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:13,040
Yeah, they're they're dead. 
Body parts just go flying 

879
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,080
everywhere. 
Anything else? 

880
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:21,920
Dances in the Blood enemies. 
No, unless I have no more 

881
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,000
actions. 
No more actions, OK? 

882
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,480
Jack Sores cable is still 
dragging the car across the 

883
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:35,760
ground. 
Manual manually just yeah like a

884
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:50,680
like a 90s like 4 truck window. 
Perfect. 

885
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,080
That's the explosion that's 
happening. 

886
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,400
It's like he's like reeling in 
like a cast. 

887
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:19,360
Yes. 
That's just a lavas. 

888
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:27,000
All right, so he cats first 
using the force, the art of 

889
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,600
movement. 
He moves quick, he jumps real 

890
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:35,520
high yeah, nothing, nothing 
really effects it as far as 

891
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:39,760
like. 
And so first he kind of moves 

892
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:45,160
his way around your beer here 
and then he does repulse release

893
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,760
an auto directional telekinetic 
burst. 

894
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,440
Each creature within 20 feet 
must make a deck saving throw. 

895
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:53,400
So everybody a deck saving throw
chatter you were the only one 

896
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,200
that passed. 
You see a 15 wow. 

897
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:00,320
So everybody else take an 8D6 
force damage and get pushed back

898
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,240
5. 
OK, I take half day. 

899
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:07,080
His cable finally retracts back 
to him and he just lands in 

900
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:11,280
front of him. 
It. 

901
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,280
Hits his wrist like a like a 
tape measure, like retracting 

902
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:19,280
really fast he. 
Just gets bodied to the ground. 

903
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:29,600
28 damage boy. 
Oh, is my armor class planted 

904
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,240
that? 
No, it's an AOE thing. 

905
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,760
Oh, OK. 
How much help today? 

906
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,560
I don't know how much help did 
you have. 

907
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,600
That's all. 
I have 4:00 left. 

908
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:45,760
You get what, 470? 
And as a bonus action, he throws

909
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,400
in his lightsaber. 
Uh oh. 

910
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,280
Uh oh. 
And he throws it at Jack's or. 

911
00:57:53,560 --> 00:58:06,480
No Miss, miss, miss, miss the 
attack. 28 hit. 

912
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,640
Yes it does in fact. 
Jeez. 

913
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,280
Wait, is that damage? 
Oh, I'm still alive. 

914
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:24,040
I got 4 health left. 
Chopped off his arm. 

915
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,800
I needed. 
That that was my spice hand. 

916
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:35,840
My my dad juice hand. 
I injected it in there. 

917
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,320
Wait, it might be easier to 
inject it. 

918
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:41,920
Idea. 
Army. 

919
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,440
It's. 
Harder. 

920
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,320
Your turn it'd. 
Be nice to have the ability to 

921
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,800
do something, but no, I can't 
because I can't roll above a 

922
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,840
flight. 
You stunned him earlier. 

923
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,960
You helped. 
I haven't done anything this 

924
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:57,520
battle. 
I'm about to die and to be 

925
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:00,240
honest, I don't think my Mama is
in heaven. 

926
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,120
She was a Droid, and I'm 
starting to reconsider that. 

927
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,240
Droids have Sheols. 
I don't think they do. 

928
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,680
They do. 
Jack Sore is on the ground and 

929
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,600
he's sitting up and he's going 
to fire his switch pistol like 

930
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,320
Tom Hanks at the end of Saving 
Private Ryan at the tank. 

931
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,600
This is about 1 handedly. 
Yeah, he's got leaning up 

932
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:30,480
against the flock. 
Yeah. 

933
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:38,280
Lazy, lazy arm just that's about
right. 

934
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,800
Next door is dead it. 
Wasn't even going, like it 

935
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,680
wasn't even going to hit him. 
He was kind of going out of his 

936
00:59:45,680 --> 01:00:00,200
way to to reflect it. 
And roll A1D6 or no you roll 

937
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,200
your weapons damage, sorry. 
I thought they missed. 

938
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,080
And then it's reduced by a 1D so
it doesn't do anything. 

939
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,960
Is that good? 
Does he do that on both attacks?

940
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,640
Just one. 
Yeah, it it's fine. 

941
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,480
He you, you didn't hit him. 
He went out of his way to to hit

942
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,960
it back at you. 
And he meant and. 

943
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:22,720
Then we have an awkward moment. 
Aaron's file underneath the 

944
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,360
mask. 
I get that impression and then I

945
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,200
will be using my movement. 
Hey, can you move? 

946
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:39,480
To run away, can I move? 
Running. 

947
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,920
He just has your health in 
place. 

948
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:55,440
Coward, Theo. 
I'm going to put away my double 

949
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:58,680
blade and I'm going to bring out
my fists and I'm going to start 

950
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:03,640
punching him. 
I'll do that was a freaking hit.

951
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,440
No. 
No. 

952
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:15,320
No Kung Fu. 
It's swing again. 2525 ish. 

953
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:20,360
Hey, damage. 
Nice. 

954
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,240
Just knock him in the side of 
the helmet. 

955
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,200
Yeah, he clearly, he clearly 
underestimated you in your first

956
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,120
punch. 
Like laughed at you. 

957
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,840
And then you like bop him in the
side of the head. 

958
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,720
That won't happen again if. 
I survive. 

959
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,160
This If I survive this next 
turn, I think I know what I'm 

960
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:45,360
going to do because I just 
thought of it, but that's my 

961
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,960
turn. 
OK, JJ. 

962
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,200
It was wrapper for construction 
OK. 

963
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,680
Nice. 
So roll a hit die. 

964
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:58,720
I guess I got one die 6. 
No, it is A1 die. 

965
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:02,400
Eight hit die is like you're. 
Like 8 to 2. 

966
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,040
Roll it. 
Roll it again. 

967
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,400
There you go. 
Better. 6. 

968
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:15,360
Crocodile. 
This is for the master 

969
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,760
masturbator. 
What did he say? 

970
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,600
An 18. 
An 18 does hit, sorry. 

971
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,520
It's a $9. 
Go again. 

972
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,240
Master said he was better than 
you. 

973
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,360
Anything else? 
No. 

974
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,520
Time to cook. 
Yeah. 

975
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:55,120
All right, he turns over at at 
you, Bill, because he's bad, so 

976
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,920
he chokes you. 
Constitution saving throw. 

977
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:03,080
Yep. 18. 
Never mind. 

978
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:08,520
Why you're not 5G8? 
Go ahead and take 5V8 force 

979
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:08,880
damage. 
Oh. 

980
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,960
Man. 
Oh. 

981
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,400
OK. 
Oh, actually. 

982
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,240
Right, 30, you're dead. 
I have 13 points. 

983
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:25,760
Left, oh, sick. 
He's nice, sick and he throws 

984
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:30,080
you over this direction and you 
are restrained. 

985
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,840
Where's old return? 
There goes my plan. 

986
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:36,720
You can tell me in the 
afterlife. 

987
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:43,240
I think I shall. 
Alex used a pyrokinesis, but he 

988
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:48,160
didn't feel like narrating it. 
So it does go in a straight line

989
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,640
30 feet long, so you are 
hitting. 

990
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,480
I could take it. 
I need more I. 

991
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,440
Need more? 
Don't go, go ahead, stop. 

992
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:08,240
Please stop. 
Go ahead and roll a deck. 

993
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:09,920
I'm just going to stop you 
there. 

994
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,360
No. 
Yeah, yeah. 

995
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:18,920
So I'll roll a 3D8. 
It's a yawn and stop that. 

996
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,640
Take half that. 
No, I take half that. 

997
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,160
I take 9 damage. 
Wait, do I have to roll as well?

998
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,280
Yeah. 
Yeah, go ahead and see if. 

999
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:31,320
I have since I'm restrained, I 
have disadvantage on dexterity 

1000
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:35,760
saving throws. 10 I got cooked 
alive by my own teammate. 

1001
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:41,680
Did Alex roll the DC? 
His DC should be like 8 plus his

1002
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:45,600
proficiency plus wisdom. 
You just had to roll it, OK? 

1003
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,240
So it would be 12. 
No. 

1004
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,160
But Dang it, beer is down. 
Beer was down. 

1005
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:57,600
Beer was down. 
Yeah, so beer was down and Vader

1006
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,960
disregards his body and focuses 
on the next target. 

1007
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:02,640
Anything else else? 
Wergel. 

1008
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,080
No. 
Jackson War, it's your turn. 

1009
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,160
OK, I'm going to throw myself 
under the bus here. 

1010
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,320
Please listen, Mayor, so far, I 
don't know where I am and I want

1011
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,560
my joy Nama and I can't. 
I don't know where I'm supposed 

1012
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,680
to go. 
And I was the president and I 

1013
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:20,640
did. 
I hit the district a little 

1014
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:22,280
hard. 
I I know, I know. 

1015
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:31,600
But I can still fix it. 
This picture. 

1016
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:38,200
This picture this little like 2 
1/2 foot Jawa talking about 

1017
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:44,440
Vader's Cape please. 
Get another chance. 

1018
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,600
God, let me be your Princess 
Leia. 

1019
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:54,040
Yeah, I wears about a bikini. 
I don't care. 

1020
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,120
So everyone within 10 feet of me
gets advantage on hitting him 

1021
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,280
now. 
As I will. 

1022
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,720
Definitely die. 
Well, he's clearly distracted by

1023
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,120
this because he doesn't know how
to react. 

1024
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:11,280
Is that? 
Is that your turn? 

1025
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,320
Yep, Neil. 
You're. 

1026
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:26,880
Got to go out with a bang. 
Rocky Dice self destruct 

1027
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:34,000
sequence activated. 
Just force which is you away. 

1028
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:42,720
So half 10 seconds. 
Good, I only need 5. 

1029
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:51,600
Dang it, Dang it. 
Don't. 

1030
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:52,880
Dang it. 
All right. 

1031
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,080
Is that it? 
Hey, Jay. 

1032
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,840
Yeah. 
Jack, Sir, can you make a 

1033
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,280
strength saving throw bleed? 
My Forte. 

1034
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,720
I figured they were blue. 
No. 

1035
01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:08,880
Oh all. 
Right, still dead. 

1036
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,600
Still dead. 
I got 4 help. 

1037
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,960
So essentially he is picking you
up, Jack Sir, and he is throwing

1038
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:25,280
you into JJ. 2D84 stamina. 
There's a chance you'll live 

1039
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,000
this if he rolls a three or 
lower. 

1040
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,720
No, never mind. 
One of the die was my whole 

1041
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:34,240
health. 
He's flying at JJ thinking of 

1042
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,720
his mother Droid. 
You raised him. 

1043
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,520
Come to Papa, son. 
Daddy. 

1044
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:47,600
No him so die in my arms. 
Oh. 

1045
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:48,800
Now he's in the arm. 
OK. 

1046
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,120
He's cradling. 
He's cradling Jack so. 

1047
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:58,200
No gets thrown into JJ so hard. 
JJ just like pops, like Legos. 

1048
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:08,360
It's a new special ability the 
Master gave me, Misaletta Hatred

1049
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:14,400
Flow. 
JJ, are you still alive? 

1050
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:19,600
Yes, yes. 
And then for his other action 

1051
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:25,760
throws his light Saber. 
This is DJ 16 damage. 

1052
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:27,399
Dang. 
Look at. 

1053
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:34,000
That JJ. 
Go JJ like goes to like close 

1054
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,640
Jaxor's eyes or like pet his 
head or something and then pet 

1055
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:42,319
just goes flying off. 
Self destruct. 

1056
01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:50,200
Secret stop. 
Jumps over to Werdal and Werdal,

1057
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,680
it's your turn. 
Quick Werdal, you know what to 

1058
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,920
do. 
It's only day after your laptop.

1059
01:08:58,279 --> 01:09:00,439
He's head to hand lands at 
virtual's feet. 

1060
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:06,120
He's sucking me before the 
lights go out. 

1061
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,520
Original. 
Yeah, I'm thinking. 

1062
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:13,240
Jacksaw and Beer are bleeding 
out on the ground together and 

1063
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:18,160
Jacksaw said. 
Hey beer, do you think there's 

1064
01:09:18,399 --> 01:09:21,960
Jet Juice in heaven? 
You're not going to heaven. 

1065
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,720
Do you think there's Jet Juice 
in the Bad Place? 

1066
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,200
No, there's there's jet juice in
heaven. 

1067
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,680
I'll go there then. 
No, you're going. 

1068
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:37,560
You're going. 
No, I want to go there. 

1069
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:43,840
I don't think we have a choice. 
I hope I see ya over there. 

1070
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,000
An 11 does not hit the. 
Bolsa Flash. 

1071
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,399
Would you like to do anything 
else? 

1072
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:52,840
I don't do anything else. 
He he picks you up and chokes 

1073
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:56,440
you, go ahead and make a 
constitution save. 

1074
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:02,680
Just hold you Brown. 
Oh Dang, yeah, no, you, you 

1075
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:07,120
broke out, you take half damage 
and you're not restrained half 

1076
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:13,160
of 19. 
I'm dead. 9.5 dead, yeah. 

1077
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:19,760
So our fateful companions have 
passed on and become one. 

1078
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:21,880
With that, Darth Vader's mission
is complete. 

1079
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,600
He has silenced all the 
witnesses. 

1080
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:29,120
He has taken less than 1/5 of 
his health gone. 

1081
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:36,600
Proceeds to walk back to the 
transport ship and fly away, 

1082
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,520
there to be seen on this planet 
again for a while. 

1083
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,200
And the mystery of the Black 
Wing virus is gone. 

1084
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,200
Rest of history never to be 
repeated again. 

1085
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:48,520
But who knows where it came 
from, and who knows where it'll 

1086
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,400
go? 
That's left up to you to the 

1087
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:53,200
side and to find out what's 
that. 

1088
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,840
Just like Cotton Eye Joe. 
Just like Cotton Eye Joe. 

1089
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,120
Where'd it come from? 
Where'd it go? 

1090
01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,160
It's a game from people smoking 
black power heroin. 

1091
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:02,400
That's exactly where it came 
from. 

1092
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:05,680
Heroin. 
Why the Hell's the lungs? 

1093
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:12,520
Jackson. 
Jackson shoots away if someone 

1094
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:19,400
say heroin. 
He gets, waddles a few feet, and

1095
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:24,440
then dies. 
Kind of follow Vader. 

1096
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:31,320
Just face plants. 
Directly in the blood. 

1097
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:38,920
Wow man, what a way to end it. 
Thanks everybody for playing. 

1098
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,240
Thanks everybody that listened. 
I appreciate it and who knows, 

1099
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:45,200
maybe we will pick up a prequel 
or a seat, but who knows. 

1100
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,760
Who know? 
That was good, though. 

1101
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,040
That's fun. 
We did the Star Wars thing. 

1102
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:53,480
Did the Star Wars thing I did 
give you an out part in the 

1103
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:57,560
event that you guys could kill 
him, which you know, would have 

1104
01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:00,520
been cool. 
I was genuinely worried when you

1105
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:03,360
started throwing the photon or 
proton torpedo. 

1106
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:07,360
I was like, oh crap, he's going 
to take one with him and my 

1107
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,240
entire boss battle's going to be
gone. 

1108
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:13,120
That's what I'd say to do. 
Oh yeah, I didn't want to 

1109
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,920
though. 
I thought for sure it was going 

1110
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,400
to be the cracking thing all 
over again. 

1111
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:23,880
No, no, it was better. 
This, yeah pulls it out from 

1112
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:28,400
nowhere. 
It's underneath his robes. 

1113
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:33,120
He's pulls it out. 
Kill all of us, but not worth 

1114
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,800
it. 
Yeah, I know it. 

1115
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,960
It's we did the Star Wars thing.
So sounds good. 

1116
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,960
Yeah, thanks. 
Excellent. 

1117
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,920
Yeah, it's going to be 3 weeks 
before our next. 

1118
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:51,440
We might run a couple of test 
ones every now and again and 

1119
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:53,720
during that time period, but who
knows, we'll see. 

1120
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,200
So thanks everybody for playing.
Appreciate it. 

1121
01:12:56,280 --> 01:13:26,320
See you on the next one. 
The.

