1 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:09,840 The main Menu podcast presents CD under the table. 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:15,480 So now I have 5 internal terabytes of storage and then 3 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:20,080 two external. And so when I booted it up, 4 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:23,600 BIOS, everything, everything was reading just fine. 5 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,520 I'm like cool, went to where you know, you start a computer, you 6 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,880 put in your PIN. It said because I had new 7 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:36,200 hardware I had to make a new PIN, but I had to log into my 8 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:41,040 Microsoft account to do that. In order for me to log into my 9 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,880 Microsoft account, I needed Internet. 10 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:50,320 But my computer would not receive Wi-Fi or my Ethernet 11 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,640 until I got I got that new PIN, yes. 12 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,080 So I had to. So what I had to do was I had to 13 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,800 shut off my computer, turn it back on, and then restart it 14 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,480 into what's called safe mode. Yeah, safe. 15 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:12,960 Mode and then I had to plug in a USB into my computer and plug it 16 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:18,880 into my phone and allow on my phone allow USB tethering so 17 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:23,400 that my computer feeds off the Internet from my phone so that I 18 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,480 can create that new PIN. And it was just the same PIN. 19 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,240 It was just the same PIN. They're like, OK. 20 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,000 That sucks. Wow, that's I hate that it was 21 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,840 it was. Really goofy, but it but it was 22 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,160 it was really goofy. I will say that. 23 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,160 But everything's working just fine. 24 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:48,520 Just I just wish that the the old MSI like software was not 25 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,160 poo poo Garbo because then I would be able to change my fan 26 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,960 colors so that but they're just stuck on rainbow right now. 27 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,760 First word problem. I can see them reflecting. 28 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,920 I see the rainbow light probably. 29 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:07,720 Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, that's what everybody has 30 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,560 anyway, because nobody's original. 31 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,640 No, I, I want mine to be the last ones I had. 32 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,560 I had them just white and then I had like a whole, I had a whole 33 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,160 blue and white thing going on. Nice. 34 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,440 That's what my mic is. It it, it flashes. 35 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,160 It doesn't show it on the camera that well, but it flashes 36 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,160 between blue and white. Yeah, it's pretty cool. 37 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,720 Everybody's been doing rainbow, neon colors, everybody. 38 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,440 Everybody. Would do rainbow honestly is 39 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,080 because I'm so indecisive. Like one day I want one color, 40 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,240 one day I want them to be able to change colors. 41 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,760 I don't want them to flash rainbow. 42 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,080 I want to be able to go into my settings and go this. 43 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,680 Kind of this color. Each and every different day. 44 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,280 You can, you can. So in some softwares you can 45 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,360 literally set it to where you have it on a timer and like when 46 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,080 like an hour pops up or whatever like everything like changes 47 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,960 colors. Yeah, that'd be cool. 48 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,880 That's all I have my word papers. 49 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,440 Or at a remote switch. That looks like the massive 50 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:05,520 everything. That. 51 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:09,240 Looks like the massive, the massive electronic switch from 52 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,720 like Frankenstein. So it's just like, and every 53 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:17,320 time you flip it, it changes the color, it flashes, it flashes 54 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,920 like lightning and then changes color. 55 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,240 Like yeah, do that in the. Future. 56 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:23,600 That's the new aesthetic that everybody's going to go for. 57 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,640 Steampunk. IRL Steampunk. 58 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,160 Hardware want the whole thing to be steampunk. 59 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,560 I just want that one switch. Comically hilarious. 60 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,760 I would think it'd be cool. It's not going to have any 61 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,840 functionality, it's just going to be a novelty item. 62 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,880 It'll change the lights on the computer. 63 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,760 It's an adapter for the little light switch. 64 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:49,120 It's just this giant, like all it does on the. 65 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,360 Overhead, it's a massive, yeah, it's a massive thing. 66 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,320 It's 3D printed just so you can move and turn on your lights. 67 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:02,040 I don't know how you search for that. 3D printed light electric 68 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,320 lever. Big light switch. 69 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,480 Or Frankenstein lever. There we go. 70 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,600 Adapter. How do I sound? 71 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,960 Sounds so much better. You sound much better than last 72 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,760 week. This head these headphones are 73 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,880 really good. The problem is that they don't 74 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:20,959 tell you when they're charged so and I so I don't know how 75 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:22,960 charged that I'll leave them plugged in for like a day 76 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,560 because they don't they don't tell you when they're done 77 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,520 charging and then sometimes I'll get another three or four. 78 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:32,080 Well, they're like 12 years old and I don't want to replace them 79 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,400 because this is back before Razor became the crock pot of 80 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,360 garbage that they are now putting out their plushies and 81 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,920 their toasters and their dumb nonsense and when they actually 82 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,520 had really great quality sound stuff. 83 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,040 Razor, I just. Yeah, Oh yeah, they they also 84 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,240 have blenders and footballs too. Yeah, they want. 85 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,000 They went really far downhill right about the time they 86 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,120 released their phone. The phone was like the last 87 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,240 product that was pretty okay, and then after that it was like 88 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,440 plushy toaster football. What do gamers do? 89 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:13,720 We do gamer sports drink that is literally just a sugary watery 90 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,760 drink that has no vitamins or anything in it. 91 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,680 What can we do? We could possibly just keep 92 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,640 working on our our electronics to make them good quality. 93 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,200 Shut up and get him out of here. We don't need that nonsense in 94 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,080 here. Dudes on cocaine. 95 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,920 Johnson Here's. Somebody. 96 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:33,800 Yeah. Johnson fire somebody now we're 97 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,960 going to let our stuff go to crap and we're going to keep 98 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,600 making plushies and have a look at. 99 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:43,320 Them. On the Internet and no CEO 100 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,640 walked in and said hey, you're an idiot, get out of here. 101 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,240 No one, not one person. I think the CEO must have made 102 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,000 the decision. Whatever he did, it was a crock 103 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,360 because their stuff was awesome Once Upon a time and now it's 104 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,440 just it's really hot garbage. It's annoying. 105 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:03,840 Where do you guys stand on? I was going to ask if you guys 106 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,160 were on the side of iPhone or Android. 107 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,760 IPhone. I prefer Android. 108 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,040 It's a preference thing though I don't doubt anybody who wants 109 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,680 it's. Honestly whoever. 110 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,760 What have you been using the longest? 111 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,720 That's usually what you go with. Yeah, and I've used Android all 112 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,280 my life, so yeah. I'm not a fanboy for iPhone, 113 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,760 it's just it's got cuter a lot of the time but more things. 114 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,840 Well, it can be. Well, and here's the thing about 115 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:34,040 it. Yeah, I like like between iPhone 116 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,880 and Samsung. What I have a problem with is 117 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,480 them going, oh, here's your newest, here's your newest 118 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,440 phone, Sorry. In three months we'll have 119 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,360 another one out and this one will be obsolete. 120 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,920 And eight, Samsung does it too. I'm not Downing iPhone over 121 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,960 Android. Samsung does that crap as well. 122 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:54,280 The big ones, I have a Motorola like I have a Motorola. 123 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,240 That's what I use. Recently my phone broke twice, 124 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,560 twice in the same month. It was great. 125 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:05,600 I had a 2022 Motorola 5G stylus. I don't even use the stylus. 126 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,760 I got it for free when I signed up for Cricket. 127 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,920 So yeah, I so I got the stylus phone. 128 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,480 I was all fancy for the time, so I had it for about four years. 129 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,800 It still worked as well as, you know, a phone that's crappy 130 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,960 works, which is all phones, honestly. 131 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,280 But it did what I needed it to do. 132 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:27,720 For three years, my phone broke because the case did not work to 133 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,720 protect it. It fell, hit the corner of 134 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,680 something and just destroyed it. It wouldn't turn on nothing, so. 135 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,680 What did I do? On it I pay for, well, I pay for 136 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,720 the extra insurance anyway so that my phone is paid for. 137 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:44,360 So for $75.00 I got a new phone. Cool beans, I can afford $75.00. 138 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:49,360 I cannot afford another $500 to spend on a phone anyway, so I 139 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,320 got another one. Yeah, 70. 140 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,840 Yeah, you're right. Most of them are like $2000 now. 141 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,920 It's. Yeah, like $1400. 142 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,640 Yeah, I can buy a car. I can buy a car. 143 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:04,680 I can buy a car that works and runs for $1400. 144 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,840 You want me to buy your brand new iPhone? 145 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,360 But it's the same. GBT don't. 146 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,760 Even get them started on ChatGPT. 147 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,520 Don't get me started. Don't get me started, OK? 148 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,320 So. Didn't that sorry. 149 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:19,920 I got a I got a phone in that was a 2023 same model. 150 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,880 I was like cool, same model, same thing. 151 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,800 I'm used to the settings. Guess what it was refurbished. 152 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,680 It quit working within four days. 153 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:33,240 So I got a brand new 12025 Moto G5 Stylus brand new, not 154 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,080 refurbished, nothing. I've been having terrible luck 155 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,520 with refurbished. It runs just fine. 156 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:41,000 It's the exact same phone as I just had slight updates here and 157 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,840 there to keep it running better. I love that, I love it, I love 158 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,200 it. I'm obviously autistic because I 159 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,760 like my phone being the same for 50 years. 160 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,400 Like, I'm sorry, I don't want to have to get another phone that's 161 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,320 78 new things. So kind of something along those 162 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,840 lines, Alex. I've been using this phone for 163 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:03,160 eight years now. It's a Samsung Galaxy S8 and 164 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:07,680 I've been using it and I've been using it since a year after I 165 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:11,640 graduated high school. So yeah, you redeemed yourself, 166 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,080 Alex. I was, I was going to ask 167 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,440 everybody does does anybody think that it's weird that Alex 168 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,360 is actually speaking about modern day technology and having 169 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,440 having valid opinions about. It I only like that right? 170 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,480 I don't like that I'm. Not saying well, I go. 171 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,720 Back to when they were a brick in your pants. 172 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,520 I told Michaela that if I ever do, I'm writing. 173 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:37,760 If I ever do full time riding in my office at home, I'm going to 174 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,000 get a landline so I have a business phone. 175 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,440 Yeah. And it will get a Rotary phone. 176 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,600 It will be a Rotary phone answering machine. 177 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:50,000 It'll still be. It's going to be a steampunk, 178 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,240 steampunk retro look, but it'll, you know. 179 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,520 Go to a second hand store and buy an actual Rotary phone 180 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,560 that'll. Make them like that. 181 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,200 Yeah. Yeah, Like there's still living. 182 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,560 Modern records you know on. Phone lines. 183 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,200 Oh yeah, it's very. I think it's always for like 184 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,160 commercial though. It's for commercial use. 185 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,560 Funny. Part about that is landlines. 186 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,800 I can get land. I can get landline service 187 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,160 through my Internet provider for like $10 a month. 188 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,960 It's stupid cheap and it's unlimited calling and all that. 189 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,440 Yeah. Yeah, if it's your Internet 190 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,280 provider, it's probably Internet phone, I think. 191 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,680 I. Have we talked about it not too 192 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:28,840 long a few months back about the the port that's in my backyard 193 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,240 out next to the alley. I'm pretty sure that's for 194 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,720 landlines. And like I, when we moved into 195 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,000 this house, I ripped every landline out that I could find 196 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:42,080 because most of it, first of all, most of it's 5050 or more 197 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,880 years older anyway and needs to be replaced anyway. 198 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:49,080 Number. Two, I like, I like landline 199 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,400 story. Back when we had landlines, or a 200 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,760 couple of them actually, my brother recorded the answering 201 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,360 machine because that was always a fun thing because you hear it 202 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,280 every time somebody called and he did a thing as Arnold 203 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:06,320 Schwarzenegger and the principal called and he got the the Dan's, 204 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,160 my brother Dan's Arnold Schwarzenegger answering 205 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,880 machine. That was funny. 206 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,720 One time we're Pretty Little and he dialed 9. 207 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:18,520 We're messing around and he dialed 911 and didn't hit send. 208 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,960 He's like, I'll do it, I'll call the cops on you. 209 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:25,840 And apparently if you just dial 911 without send or call it, oh, 210 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,520 no calls. Anyway, so they called back. 211 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:32,080 I kept calling back and he's like, I got, I got it answering. 212 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,200 He looked like white as a ghost. It was really funny. 213 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:40,200 And then one time, all with my brother, he and a friend, Frank 214 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,280 called somebody and they didn't use the star 6-7 because they're 215 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,600 dumb kids, you know? And so they like just did 216 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:50,040 stupidest prank call. They just dialed random numbers 217 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,440 and told them to screw off or whatever. 218 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,960 But this guy called back and left a message. 219 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:02,400 I know where you live trying to scare us like that. 220 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,360 I reverse searched your phone. I'm on my way over to your 221 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,440 house. And like, they'll look, he like, 222 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:13,440 looked at me. He's like, like, you're an 223 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,720 idiot. That's awesome. 224 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,760 So there is one perk, there is one perk of having landline. 225 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,080 And this is an assaulter factor for me. 226 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:27,240 But back when my grandparents on my bad side, when they were 227 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:31,120 alive, I would call them and I'm like 5 or 6 or something like 228 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,280 that. And I would, I would call them 229 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,000 and then my grandma would pick up and she's like, oh, it's our 230 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,880 grandson Derek Bob get on the phone. 231 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:44,840 And they were cool. They had it to where like they 232 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,360 set up a landline right next to my grandpa's chair. 233 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,040 So he would just like pick it up. 234 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,560 And then what is it? We would have like a like a 235 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,800 three-way conversation and we. Would all be able. 236 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,760 To like, hear each other and. Stuff like that, Yeah. 237 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,280 Oh yeah. That's it's hard to do it with 238 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,320 cell phones, A three-way call. Yeah, you could. 239 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,120 It's still possible, but it's just it's. 240 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,040 Not as easy. You know, you could just pick up 241 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,200 the phone. Or when you pick up the phone 242 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,240 and you just hear the dial up sounds like, oh, somebody's 243 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:23,000 let's make the most obnoxious sound ever car alarm. 244 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,360 Like, how about like a beep? Like what is this cacophony of 245 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,600 horrid sounds? Like an actual or like an 246 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,680 actual? It's the actual sound the modem 247 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,840 would make via computer. That's why because you're 248 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,480 connecting to a modem on the computer, that's the sound the 249 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,200 modem would make. It's like, hey, I'm working, 250 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,200 don't, don't bug me kind of sound. 251 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:46,080 So they just put that through. Yeah, and we went to the moon in 252 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,640 the 60s. Hello. 253 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,640 Then hang on a second here and then. 254 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,280 I'm getting a phone call, guys, Yeah. 255 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,160 It's super important. Not a landline though. 256 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,120 It's not as cool. It says I can add a call. 257 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,680 There's a button for it. Yeah, I'm calling Joey right 258 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,920 now. So I called Alex. 259 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,000 Yeah, I'm gonna. Call. 260 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,800 I'm calling. You know, funny. 261 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,680 I was die. I was die. 262 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,000 Only Joe right now Joe this nice. 263 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,440 Oh. It's right in front of me. 264 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:24,760 And now I merge calls Alex and Joey. 265 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,760 I'm talking to Alex and Zoe at the same time. 266 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,360 Hey, baby. That was a three-way call. 267 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,240 Yeah, it's done. You're on with me and Alex. 268 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,320 It's a little complicated. But I'm obviously not that 269 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,960 important to him. I don't have your number. 270 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,120 I don't. Think I was talking to. 271 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,240 Joe, I missed it. I couldn't find it. 272 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,480 He didn't answer. Yeah, because I was going to, I 273 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,680 was going to call you and then I was like I don't have Derricks 274 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,640 number. Also a perpetual thing with me, 275 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,640 I perpetually have the phone. I do have your number. 276 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,160 You should. Never have it. 277 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,600 I never have to linger on. I don't either, so it's. 278 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,280 Everything. Everything is through my watch 279 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,480 so I don't I don't ever have any any sound. 280 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,880 I just have my watch on and I feel my watch vibrate. 281 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:19,360 That must be a weird sensation. So yeah, so when when our blink 282 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,480 cameras go off, when somebody steps outside of the dogs go out 283 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,400 or whatever and the blink cameras go off like 75 times, 284 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,120 Yeah, it it gets old like real fast. 285 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:33,280 There's times I want to just. But you have to check every time 286 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,080 because you're that kind of guy. Yeah, you're right, You're 287 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,720 right. I get a message I feel like. 288 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,720 I you know, I'm sure you're going to. 289 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,800 Right now I'm. Not going to be caught lacking. 290 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,880 Yeah, I'll check. It could be caught with my pants 291 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,120 down. Well. 292 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,880 Well, my pants are already down, I might as well greet them. 293 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,760 That's fair. That is fair. 294 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,720 OK, Hey. What up, baby? 295 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:58,040 Cheddar in a T-shirt, absolutely nothing on bottom like peanut 296 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,080 butter Jelly sandwich. Just like in his hand like. 297 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,360 So guys, how's it going gunning? Any other behind the door just 298 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,240 in case. Butter Jelly time. 299 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,800 Yeah, just straight out, just Dong out. 300 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,920 It's just right. There. 301 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:15,280 Dang, that's me me every week on the podcast. 302 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:19,920 And that's not even blurred out. No, no, we don't have that kind 303 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,120 of technology. Really. 304 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,160 Dang it. As soon as we get the cyberpunk 305 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,800 era, yeah, we would do it. Would be able to censor IRL. 306 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,800 Censor doll, Yeah. How do I turn this thing off? 307 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,000 Dang it, I want to see. It yes, someone just has like a 308 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,840 weird looking nose and it censors it because it's like 309 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,880 it's a penis. I could see something like that 310 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,520 happening in like the earlier stages of of a technology like 311 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,400 that. Yeah, the neural link, yeah. 312 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:55,160 Oh man, something strange. No thanks in the neighborhood. 313 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,840 Uh oh. Standing it now. 314 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,760 Better. Are we? 315 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:06,200 I sent them all the I sent them all the character sheet stuff. 316 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:10,000 It's just that you guys will have to like go back into your 317 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:14,079 accounts or character creator and put in a subclass for it 318 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:17,160 because none of you get none of you put in a subclass. 319 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,720 My character's gone, dude. My character is gone. 320 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,359 I didn't sign up for the website for free or anything. 321 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:27,800 I created the character. I'm done. 322 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,520 I have everyone's character sheets on my account. 323 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:35,000 I I went into your guys Jason's files and I recreated everything 324 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,760 from the ground up. See, and I could have sworn like 325 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,520 I. Need a password? 326 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,400 And set up an account and everything I. 327 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,840 Guess I thought I did. I guess I. 328 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,920 Guess I'm pretty sure I chose. Absolutely need one but you get 329 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,920 it at Level 3 so and it just gives you more stuff. 330 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,080 I think I chose. Because didn't he say we were 331 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,920 starting off at level 5 or something like that? 332 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:59,040 Yeah, we're level 5. Also, I didn't realize all that 333 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,840 it was a consensus for everyone to just take like average roles 334 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,280 or something like that for everything because I actually 335 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:10,560 built my character and I have 22 decks and the the the second 336 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:15,160 highest one that I've seen, the the second highest set that I've 337 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,520 seen was my strength and then the third highest was Mr. 338 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,760 Masters Constitution. Well Dang. 339 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,240 At 15. I got 15 constitution. 340 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:30,520 Nothing scares me. But no, I just feel really bad 341 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,160 because I have like a + 6 to like everything. 342 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,280 Because I think. And I have like 20 more health 343 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,680 than everyone as well. What the heck? 344 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:44,400 We'll see how much that is. You cheating you? 345 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,920 Cheating I. Didn't mean to. 346 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,040 I'm sorry, Lizard. Lizard. 347 00:18:50,960 --> 00:19:00,040 Lizard, lizard, lizard. What is that a sound board? 348 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,680 You just have a sound board that if a person saying lizard. 349 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,000 You never give it something going around. 350 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,040 OK. Sorry, it's a whole, it's a 351 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:13,880 whole thing. Just like, yeah, yeah, just 352 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,520 like. Pegasm. 353 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,960 Keeps that going on down on Danny's end. 354 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,000 Does it? Yeah, as it as. 355 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,560 Yeah, No, it's Alex's end. It's the one. 356 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,520 It's. Not me. 357 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,600 It's very faint. It's very faint. 358 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,640 That's funny. Yeah. 359 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,920 On Danny's hit. Yeah. 360 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,720 It shows the the lizard right after you do yours. 361 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,960 Oh. My goodness, I cannot wait for 362 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,840 this character. Anyway. 363 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,680 Yeah, did you, did you drop him on Dustin's pizza again? 364 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,440 Is that the deal? Yeah, they were. 365 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,440 Yeah, just. Calzone, pizza, whatever, 366 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:54,040 Whatever it was. The nastiest Hyvee pizza you 367 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:54,800 could ever. It was like. 368 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,880 Four days old it wasn't. It. 369 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,560 Wasn't fresh. It was like literally four days 370 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,840 old. I can't do Hyvee. 371 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,000 Pizza anymore made with real rubber. 372 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,560 Yeah, we did it every Thursday night for like, I don't know, 373 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,800 four or five years. I got so sick of those things. 374 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,120 Honestly, oven pizza is better. Tastes. 375 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,000 Better drove my balls are hot oven pizza. 376 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,840 Frozen pizza. Oh, OK. 377 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,600 You're right, Baron. You're Baron. 378 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:27,720 Yeah, it's like a Digiorno, like a great value rising crust. 379 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,200 I like. More of a Jacks. 380 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,360 The great value rising crust is really good. 381 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,760 I do like jacks and I guess I'm super cheap from work so. 382 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,040 I like A2. Nice old one. 383 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,960 There there's another one that's like really good. 384 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,080 I forget what it's called it it's only at height. 385 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,120 I'm only able to find it at height here. 386 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,400 Speaking. It's like lots of lots of matzo, 387 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,920 something like that. Yeah, they're good. 388 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,400 Those are good. Sounds very penis. 389 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,480 They're quite penis. Speaking of work, if you guys 390 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,760 are in town, you can do family days with me next weekend. 391 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,040 What? What's that you you can? 392 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,280 Come see where I work, I'll take you on. 393 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,200 A tour. No kids. 394 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,760 You're gonna you're gonna trap us in there and make us work for 395 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,680 you. That's what happened to the last 396 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,680 of your family that came in at family days all. 397 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,920 Right. So you're on the conveyor belt? 398 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,680 We we rented out the whole apple orchard and we have like the 399 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,400 Purina dogs that do the dog shows out there and. 400 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,720 Dang, Darren. Boy, what day is? 401 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,280 That. Saturday. 402 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,280 I don't know. If I lived over there then I 403 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:40,480 would, but I don't so I won't. Yeah, we, we don't, we don't get 404 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,800 in a family an employee appreciation day this year. 405 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,880 Oh. Mine was yesterday. 406 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,160 Yeah, I saw that. Don't hang out with me, Dad, 407 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,200 We'll have a good time. Yeah, 'cause somebody. 408 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,520 Overflowed. Our an idiot overflowed our our 409 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:02,040 our pond and it was supposed to be some sort of biological like 410 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,320 contamination that was to destroy the entire planet. 411 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,960 And. So now we don't get an employee 412 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,400 appreciation. I suppose you guys didn't hear 413 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,200 anything about it. It's like a big deal, like 414 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:12,720 people. Were. 415 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,720 People were starting to so some stuff got into Lizard Creek. 416 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:20,000 It was our, our liquid fertilizer pond. 417 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,040 It's part of the it's part of our process. 418 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:26,280 It's one of the byproducts. It's it's a harmless fertilizer. 419 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,640 It's just that's all it is. It's poop all right. 420 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,040 And some of it, it overflowed. Some idiots did not do their 421 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,600 job. More than one person did not do 422 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,240 their job. And it overflowed into lizard. 423 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,000 It made its way to Lizard Creek and it killed some fish. 424 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:48,480 And the comments I saw online, people were to kill other people 425 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,800 and talking about how terrible and we're leeching poisonous 426 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,400 chemicals into the the system and all this crap. 427 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:59,040 That's the same thing, the same things that we're all about 428 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,720 because we know we're getting a turn lane. 429 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,600 So they're doing construction and. 430 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,240 Really. Yeah, so all all there is is 431 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,480 just comments about how how bad we are for the the community and 432 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,200 how much we stink everything up and. 433 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,360 Oh my soul. Yeah, everyone's perpetual 434 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:19,280 emotion is pissed. You understand, like we like we 435 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,720 have close to 500 people that work for us, right? 436 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,160 That's 500 jobs. Yeah, that's that. 437 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:28,000 And and by the way, you guys don't pay minimum wage. 438 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,880 I don't know if anybody realizes this and. 439 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,160 You don't need a college degree. Right. 440 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,320 And I've seen some people that have that have and do work 441 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,400 there, and they're not like rocket scientists. 442 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,560 Oh no, I hired them. No. 443 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,840 I'm going to I'm going to come work for Danny and what's going 444 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,080 to get done because we're just going to be chatting the entire 445 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:53,960 time. Walked in and he was like every 446 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,720 minute on the minute with a big timer going off. 447 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,000 You have to do that. You're hired. 448 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,560 Let's do this. Right. 449 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:08,920 What's 2 + 2? 30. 5. 35I practiced my math 2 + 450 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:14,000 2 is 11. 20 feet. 1 + 1 is just bigger one. 451 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,720 Sort of. I went furniture shopping today. 452 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,400 Oh yeah, you bought a house. Yeah, I bought a house. 453 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:30,280 About another one, Dang. He moved before to rent, but now 454 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,320 he's purchased a home. Oh. 455 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,800 And to that, my pinky goes up for you. 456 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,400 Salute. Salute. 457 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,320 I'll be having a I'll be having a house warming party. 458 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,840 I'll let everybody know. Oh, I'll, I'll warm it. 459 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,440 I'll go all around that thing, shimmy around. 460 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,520 Every single couch cushion will have my heat. 461 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,560 Smells good. Feels like Cheddar sat on this. 462 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,360 Sounds like cheese. Derek in my couch right now. 463 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,640 And then I burst. Like. 464 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,320 Frank burst out like Frank from It's Always Sunny in 465 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,720 Philadelphia. And I'm just naked and I'm 466 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,160 screaming. Right inside the couch. 467 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,080 Yeah, perfect house warming party. 468 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,760 I think you smell a lot more like provolone. 469 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,160 I'm gonna start calling you Provolone. 470 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,960 White Hook. Right hook. 471 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,800 I don't go. I don't go for Eminem. 472 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,880 Sissy Cheeses. That's what he says right after 473 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,520 he knocks you out. Right. 474 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,320 Yeah, we're party kind of guy. We're gaming last night, I love. 475 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,920 Havarti. I love Havarti. 476 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,480 I said that I like sleeping with my socks on and I feel like. 477 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,040 It's power. That's weird. 478 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,440 I. Feel wow, that's. 479 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,320 Right, I feel. In the way it. 480 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,840 Gives me power saying it. I feel like I'm alone but. 481 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,480 But there's a silent majority out there. 482 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,200 And to all of you out there who sleep with socks on, it's OK. 483 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,440 It's OK. Even if I'm moving at someone 484 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,520 else's house, I always take my socks off. 485 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,120 Whose house I'm at. Guess what? 486 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,680 I'm sleeping in my underwear and that's it. 487 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,120 Yeah, that's true. I sleep in the nude. 488 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,440 That's what I mean in other people's. 489 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,760 Houses, I had that hidden camera on you last time you were here. 490 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,680 That's fine, I do have to untuck the bottom of the blanket most 491 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,520 of the time because I'm too long for the bed. 492 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,840 Yep. So my feet hang off and then in 493 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,880 the middle of the night when my when my toesies get a little 494 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,800 cold, then I kind of lift up the blanket real quick and then tuck 495 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,600 my feet up underneath the blanket so it's a nice little 496 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,880 pocket. If it's like a really cool thing 497 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,040 like that is like a device that goes over your feet to keep it 498 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,440 warm, called a sock. Oh yeah, those are two, you 499 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,800 know. Sweaty and then I'm like my 500 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,600 asthma act up and anything else. We should have. 501 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,880 Socks are like condoms. Yeah, no. 502 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,120 They're not. No, they're not. 503 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,280 They're feet. Condoms. 504 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,520 Yeah. They. 505 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,600 Sure, it's a good idea to get your feet nice and warm before 506 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,720 you go to bed. You will generally sleep better. 507 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,080 I feel like I sleep. I've never had a problem with 508 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,200 sweet sleep in my life, and I've always slept with sweet socks 509 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,880 on. If I'm sick, If I'm sick I'll 510 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,800 probably sleep with my socks on, but that's about it. 511 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,960 It just feels comforting and it's OK because I'm cool Joe. 512 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,200 And if you I know it, nobody sleeps with their socks and 513 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,920 that's fine. I'm no silent majority. 514 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,680 No, no, now see you're making assumptions. 515 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,480 I just, I literally said when it's cold enough outside, I 516 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,920 will. So you're not alone. 517 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,080 Makes sense. Well, thank you. 518 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,920 Yeah, you're a partial. You're a partial member. 519 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,000 So one of my one of my friends does that. 520 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,440 He sleeps with socks on and I call him weird every time. 521 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,400 Yeah. I. 522 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,040 Think it's weird? It's. 523 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,720 I'm like everybody else. I sleep with my socks off, most 524 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,840 of it. Alex, you haven't do it. 525 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,720 Do you sleep? With. 526 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,040 Heck no, I can't sleep. I don't know. 527 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,160 It's not that I don't sleep with socks on. 528 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,040 I cannot sleep with socks on. I will lie in bed for hours 529 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,800 until I take my socks off. They have to be. 530 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,840 My feet have to be covered by a blanket, but I cannot sleep with 531 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,120 socks on. I cannot. 532 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,880 It's too it's too encasing. It makes me it makes me feel 533 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,280 trapped. That's like that's why I said 534 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,680 it's like a condom. It's. 535 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,240 Kind of sock. Yeah, that was I wanted to ask. 536 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,880 That what kind of sock? Like is it the socks you wore 537 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,840 during the day or is it like a special bedtime socks? 538 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,680 Are they the socks I wore? If I mean I changed my socks and 539 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,440 I come home from work hold black. 540 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,960 OK, I. Was gonna. 541 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,600 Say. But you want to change brand new 542 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:26,280 socks after a shower right before bed bro Game changer. 543 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:32,080 Again, what kind of game? Changer winter winter you go 544 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:36,360 tube sock summer you go ankle highs on. 545 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,280 You can't do the no shows, they don't stay on. 546 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,880 I can't do any socks that go above my ankle, it pulls on my 547 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,560 leg hair too much. I. 548 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,960 Once you wear them, once you wear them enough, you get. 549 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,080 I'm there into that. Because because of my work 550 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,360 boots, I I do tube socks, yeah, but when I'm not at work, I do 551 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,560 ankles. Look at this. 552 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,360 I got no hair here. See where it stops? 553 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,920 See where it stops? That's because of my socks. 554 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,560 Yeah, that same. Thing I'm clipping that. 555 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,480 Oh, it's only Danny and I. Don't worry, I got you looking 556 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,880 Art. I knew you'd grab it. 557 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,400 I knew you'd grab it. Yes. 558 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,440 This will be our first post on Patreon. 559 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,880 Yep, not anything. That's just a comfort thing, 560 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,120 not. Anything super sensual, it's 561 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,560 just super weird. Just feet. 562 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,560 It get it progressively gets more and more sexual, but that's 563 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,800 where we start. Yeah. 564 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,600 Yeah, even in the summer. Socks on all the time. 565 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,880 I get freedom to jut them out from the blanket. 566 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,440 Me too. Because I, well, then you got 567 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,200 barefoot in the air and I always sleep in the fan and it's 568 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,040 usually at the foot of my bed and then I feel a breeze on my 569 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,800 naked feet and I don't like that. 570 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,920 I have it, but I have my fan by my head. 571 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,280 I don't like that they say that's not good for you. 572 00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,480 I. Don't have a fan? 573 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,400 I have a fan overhead. To each their own. 574 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,160 I do too. I have a fan overhead and I have 575 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,520 a fan by my head. I love a fan when I sleep. 576 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,920 A fan. Actually they say perfect sleep 577 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:13,600 temperature is between what? Is it 58 and 65° or something 578 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,160 like that? 5° maybe? 579 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,440 Yeah. I would, I would agree with that 580 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,840 honestly, because it does it's very comforting to to to wrap up 581 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,760 in a blanket and it I can, it is comforting to have socks on, but 582 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:30,800 it has to be like Danny essential has to be -20° outside 583 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,920 for me to have. Socks. 584 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,120 Yeah, What about when we went? Camping too warm. 585 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,000 Did you guys have take your socks off when you went camping? 586 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,280 Yeah. Absolutely. 587 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,640 Yeah, if you were comfortable that way, that's. 588 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,640 Yeah, I just, it's a lot easier to have socks on. 589 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,560 I'm a soccer knife. If I didn't have anybody in the 590 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,760 tent with me, I I would. I wouldn't be decent. 591 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,480 I slept in my underwear when we were camping. 592 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,680 Yeah, I know so. I would feel too I. 593 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,880 Was laying right next to you and. 594 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,840 It was, I was, it was too cold when it was 34° out and I was 595 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,280 like. What's the best? 596 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,960 What's the best sleeping position? 597 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,800 OK, so it depends downward dog. After. 598 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,760 No, I need. Air I'm. 599 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,640 Always ready. I'm always ready. 600 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,880 I'm ready for. There is an intruder or a loved 601 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,720 one. I'm always ready. 602 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,200 Oh man, you already ready? Oh yeah. 603 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,800 Come here, baby. Rising Moon. 604 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,360 Rising Moon. Rising Moon. 605 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,720 Rising Moon. Rising. 606 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,800 That's where that's where like you get on all floors like you 607 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,680 would like with downward dog, but you keep your hands the same 608 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,400 and you just. Spread as far as. 609 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,400 You can, yes. Yes, very hot. 610 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:49,560 That's how you sleep. So it depends. 611 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,760 Like most of the time I find myself sleeping on my stomach. 612 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,640 Yeah, I bring one leg up. I bring one leg up. 613 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,160 Oh, you do that too. A little bit stomach. 614 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,600 Yeah, and then and I kind of like. 615 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,680 Yeah, like this. Yeah, it looks. 616 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,920 So so, so I do. I do. 617 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,720 Almost exactly the same. Thing. 618 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,000 And it's. More Yeah, I'll wake up after a 619 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,400 couple hours and I'm like, hey, this is this doesn't feel great, 620 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,560 and then I'll switch the other side. 621 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,920 OK. My question was going to be, is 622 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,720 it more on your right side or your left side? 623 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,080 I can do both, but for me. It's more my right there's a 624 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,480 correct answer. Or my left side that I do it. 625 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,400 Yeah, I think you're supposed to lay on your right side because 626 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,720 something about where your stomach lies it like helps 627 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,600 digestion with. Your kidneys, Yeah. 628 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,560 Yeah. I forget which side it is 629 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,320 though. So leave with your right. 630 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,160 So what I kind of do is I sleep kind of like in the middle of 631 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,760 where on my like side and my stomach. 632 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,160 Imagine like me using my belly as like a kickstand. 633 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:48,720 That's. Why? 634 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,680 I say yeah. Yeah. 635 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,640 I love it. And then I have I have my pillow 636 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,920 and then I have my my shoulder like this and I have my arm out. 637 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,280 That's. What I do and then? 638 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:07,360 You guys and then I also I also bring my I also bring my leg up 639 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,640 the leg up kind of like I have it like where like a dairy. 640 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,320 Kickstand. Yeah, essentially, yeah, yeah. 641 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,120 I like bend my knee a little bit and then I kind of put pressure 642 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,040 on it for my hips. Wow. 643 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,640 And then? Sometimes you'll have my knee 644 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,160 and my chest. The trick to that though is you 645 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,840 have to stop breathing every once in a while. 646 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,080 That's life threatening. You need AC pap. 647 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,120 What? Why would you stop breathing? 648 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,160 Well, it's just that's what you're supposed to do You. 649 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,200 Know. It's normal. 650 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,920 You guys don't stop breathing, you guys heart doesn't. 651 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,160 Stop autoerotic assexiation, Yeah. 652 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,960 I. Notice though, I do that when 653 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,880 I'm when I am really, really tired, I'll I notice like I'll 654 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,880 notice that I do that and I'll wake myself up like most of the 655 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,920 time sleeping on my stomach. I I don't I don't snore as much 656 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,960 as I used to. I used to sleep more on my side, 657 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:03,800 but on my on my stomach cap on my side seems to be more 658 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,080 comfortable and more beneficial. Yeah, kickstand. 659 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,320 That's a really. Good way to put it. 660 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,880 I as a as a teen, I would sleep on my stomach, legs straight 661 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:17,120 down a plank on my stomach and just on the side of my head out 662 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:21,360 of wet dreams sometimes. Does that bang the bed? 663 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:24,679 Yeah, You're more prone to get wet dreams that way. 664 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:27,159 My body. Was now he's trying to justify 665 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:30,920 it so he doesn't sound weird My. Body would change sometimes. 666 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,159 I wasn't always asleep. Couldn't. 667 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:38,239 Control it. So I will say I am, so I, I have 668 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:42,280 used that sleeping position even when I was just a toothpick, 669 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,840 I've always slept like how I just described since I, I, since 670 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,400 I had sentient, since I could actually start remembering 671 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:54,040 stuff. And I, I kid you not, so the 672 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,440 like earlier this month when I told you guys that, you know, I 673 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:02,240 got injured and I was wearing wrist braces, my doctor said for 674 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,160 the first week, I want you to sleep on your back. 675 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,920 No. Oh, no, that's not that was the 676 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,320 worst week of sleep I've had in my life. 677 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,280 Yeah. I can't just do not feel right. 678 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,840 I. I can't sleep on my back in a 679 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,160 bed. It was when I got married, I 680 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,520 used to do the the stomach sleep and and on the side. 681 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,800 But when I got married, for some reason, I was like, maybe it's 682 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,520 because we're sleeping next to each other. 683 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:32,040 I, I tried sleeping on my back and then I was like, this is 684 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,320 amazing. I love this. 685 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,680 Really. Just regular sleep on my back. 686 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:42,440 But and then once you adopt the leg pillow, that really elevates 687 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,040 the experience. Your leg pillow on right under 688 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,920 the the bended right there. Yeah, game changer, game 689 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,080 changer. Change the whole game for you. 690 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,080 Then when you don't, when you have to sleep, when you don't 691 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,520 have it, you're like, I feel this is terrible. 692 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,280 Oh, that's me with a weighted blanket then. 693 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:02,520 That leg pillow, My leg pillow. I love weighted like he likes 694 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,320 the weighted blanket. You can't sleep with a weighted 695 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,480 blanket. I can't. 696 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,080 Socks are my weighted blanket for my feet. 697 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,240 I have. I do like the. 698 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,280 Weighted blanket. I have a cooling pillow which is 699 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,680 fantastic. ECKINS Yeah, it's cool. 700 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,880 Too cool side of the pillow. Yeah. 701 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,880 That's interesting. I'm gonna. 702 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,520 I saw a mattress today that I'm gonna buy and it's a cooling 703 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,760 mattress. I'm very excited about that. 704 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,760 We're gonna heat that up real quick. 705 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,880 I hate hot butt. Hot butt mattress. 706 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,640 Oh yeah, no, that's no fun. It's terrible. 707 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,920 I can sleep. My other sleep position is on 708 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,080 the side, legs curled up like a little jump, like a little 709 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,000 jumping bean. Like in the fetal position, not. 710 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,080 Quite that tight, but. Yeah, put your real dumb in your 711 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,360 mouth. I don't like it when the buses 712 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:59,640 stop with the twain twags. I don't feel that way is behind 713 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:05,000 me. Why do they always have to mix 714 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:11,680 the swing the same weed? I always you guys can eat 715 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:17,640 whatever you want and I always sit patiently at a train tracks 716 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:23,440 full box. I clap even that's. 717 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,760 Great, does it Next time, next time I feed you Joey, I'm gonna 718 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,640 I'm gonna make chili and and cinnamon rolls. 719 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,040 Chili and cheese. Jelly Cheese. 720 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,120 I'll try it, I'll try it and then I'll get to say that I 721 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,200 don't like it. But if you like it, that's OK, 722 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,720 because everyone has. They have a feeling that you're 723 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,760 gonna eat and you're like, oh, it's actually pretty good. 724 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,760 Actually pretty good. What was the myth on this? 725 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,880 I can't. I can't see myself. 726 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,760 I'd I'd rather try the pork belly cinnamon roll. 727 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,840 Honestly, that looked. Pretty good. 728 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,760 That sounds pretty good, yeah. They they're. 729 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,080 Not bad, horrid. Horrid. 730 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,200 Horrid. Yeah, it's just bacon. 731 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,200 Alex, how do you sleep? Yeah. 732 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,800 As much as possible anywhere I can. 733 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,200 I mean sleep position. Wise, yeah. 734 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,360 I sleep for about 3 hours a night. 735 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,480 I don't really, I don't know. However, I can fall asleep. 736 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,920 No desired position, no leg pillow. 737 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,760 He said it before, if his wife isn't there, he doesn't sleep. 738 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,680 Body pillows. Dude, I can't. 739 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,720 No, it's not that she's not. It's not that there's not a 740 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:30,040 presence in the bed with me. I it's like I've taken crystal 741 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,760 meth and I'm just up there's. I'm not tired. 742 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,280 I'm not. How did you sleep? 743 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:35,480 I didn't. That's not. 744 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:42,000 True, I watched you a lot. In college most of the time I 745 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,640 would only sleep like 4 hours a night. 746 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,040 Even through college and stuff it wasn't unusual. 747 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,760 That sounds like I didn't sleep over much. 748 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,160 I mean it's fine until nowadays where I'm feeling the effects of 749 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,440 that. That's fair. 750 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,040 Have you tried taking supplements for sleep Mel? 751 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,480 Melatonin. Melatonin for me. 752 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,040 Ambien, what is it? Ambien. 753 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,280 Xanax. Absence works whiskey. 754 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,640 Yeah, I was just going to say. It last time I took melanin to 755 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,880 sleep, I woke up and I was brown. 756 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,120 Melanin. Benadryl. 757 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,040 That's gonna be melanin. It's melanin. 758 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,120 I like melanin now. Have you, have you seen the hat 759 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,080 man? Because you took so much 760 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,240 Benadryl. Maybe that's can take. 761 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,520 Sleepy things real thing and I and I sleep the exact same 762 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,880 amount. I just wake up groggy. 763 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,160 Wait, you say, that's a real thing? 764 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,760 You can see the hat man if you drink too much Benadryl. 765 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,680 A lot, a lot of people report. Seeing wait you have to drink 766 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,680 Benadryl for that sweet doing it. 767 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,720 Is he cool you? Can also drink from Nyquil too. 768 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,840 It's called what? What's it called? 769 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,720 What people drink a whole bottle of and they'll fight to sleep. 770 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,840 It gives them really weird hallucinations. 771 00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,680 Yeah, just. Just don't. 772 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:00,840 Don't let them get too close to you. 773 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,280 He's a little handsy, if you know what I mean. 774 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,120 Yeah, I'll take him out. Like it? 775 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,640 I'll take. Him out oh to like dinner or 776 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,640 something that's. Actually, the one out that 777 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,880 messed with me when I was a kid. That's cute. 778 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,040 Yeah. You guys didn't know what? 779 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,920 I haven't told you that before. You fist fought. 780 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,200 No, you fist fought a ghost. Well, fisted a ghost. 781 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,480 So it was a what do they call him? 782 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,640 Shadow. Shadow creature. 783 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,480 Shadow people. I had I had a shadow creature 784 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,040 that used to mess with me when I was about 7 years old. 785 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,600 I I might went out. Undiagnosed schizophrenia but I 786 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,880 can't put my finger. No, no. 787 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:40,120 Over the ghost. Well, so it so I was, I was like 788 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,160 7 or something and I was going to the kitchen to get some water 789 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,600 after using the bathroom and I felt something watching me, 790 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,040 somebody, whatever. And I turned around, and in the 791 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:55,680 the darkest of the shadows I could see a shadow moving and. 792 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,440 So did they have a mullet? I stood. 793 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:03,440 No, I, I, no, it wasn't. So what you saw, what I saw 794 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:07,200 mostly was like the red eyes, because these red eyes started 795 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,880 glowing at me. And I was in the VCR in the 796 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,760 other room. No, we definitely was not. 797 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,640 It was in the hallway. This happened does dozens of 798 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,160 times, but I I crouched down as a kid. 799 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:23,240 As a 7 year old, I crouched down and I was like, ah, once I saw 800 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:27,640 it because I've never been, you know, I mean, I, I get scared 801 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:31,320 the caveman, but I'm not, I'm not one that's going to, if, if 802 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,000 I feel that I'm being challenged and you're backing me into a 803 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,440 corner, I don't, I don't run. I, I, I fight, I fight back. 804 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,880 So, Oh yeah, that's what I started to do. 805 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,440 And this thing came running at me. 806 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,840 Well, that scared the crap out of me. 807 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,880 And I turn around and I ran through the dining room and into 808 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,760 the kitchen and I turn the lights on and it didn't follow 809 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,760 me. And so every night thereafter 810 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:56,120 for, I don't know, a few months, I don't know, I, I saw it off 811 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,600 and on over the years, but I experimented with it. 812 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:03,600 It had to always start in the dark and it could go into a 813 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,520 little bit of light, but if the room was completely lit up, it 814 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,560 would just disappear. But it never did anything to 815 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:08,920 hurt me. I. 816 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,080 Don't like that. So my schizophrenia theory is 817 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,240 probably spot on now, no? Definitely not. 818 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,440 I did find out what I did find. Out, I think it was. 819 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,320 Just later, what caused it? I had an I had an aunt that 820 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,400 called because I had an aunt that found out that my mom was 821 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:29,480 beating me. And so she she did a spell, cast 822 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,680 a spell and and whatever and asked she did, she did a blood 823 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,120 sacrifice and asked a spirit to come and protect me. 824 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,520 And that's that was supposed to have been that's. 825 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,200 Voodoo Mama juju. Yeah. 826 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,080 I got rid of. All Yeah, I think I scared the 827 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:48,960 kid a little bit. Actually, it was probably 828 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,720 monsters. Inc. 829 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,360 If he goes under the light. If he goes in the light, there's 830 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,320 a. There's a widest kids, you know, 831 00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,200 sketch where he does that. He's a demon. 832 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,560 He's like, what do you got tonight? 833 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,920 He goes. I got. 834 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,000 Ouija board duty. Ouija board duty, Yeah. 835 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,160 I've seen that one. Yeah, I saw that one once. 836 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,560 Oh yeah. He was like. 837 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,080 He's like, that's what you're asking. 838 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:25,280 As Billy Masterson and I get married to have 17 kids, Yeah, 839 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:33,200 get ready for this one team. Yeah, it. 840 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,160 Was a pretty good. One, I've never seen a ghost 841 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,480 apparently. Apparently my house was haunted 842 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,640 when I was a kid. I ain't afraid of no ghosts. 843 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,240 I, we moved in and I was, I became friends with the guy down 844 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:49,800 the block and their whole family, but they knew the, the 845 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,320 previous homeowners that we, that was in our house. 846 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,720 So years later after we moved out, my friend was like, yeah, 847 00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,560 my dad said your house was haunted. 848 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,320 And I never wanted to sleep in. We always slept in the basement. 849 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,520 He's like, I never wanted to sleep down there alone. 850 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,000 That's something you tell a friend, but your house is 851 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,720 haunted. Everyone in the street knows 852 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,720 that, right? Yeah, but I never had an 853 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,600 experience. I always did just get like 854 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,600 afraid of the storage room because it was a long creepy 855 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,000 hallway and then like cement room back there, it was just 856 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,800 kind of creepy. So the torture. 857 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,520 I was scared of it, but nothing happened. 858 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,840 Nothing ever happened. Yeah, but. 859 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,000 You know you. Don't remember it I. 860 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,520 Had to run in with one of the shadow creature guys. 861 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,640 I can do not. Yeah. 862 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,600 They're kind of what they're kind of was something on the 863 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,840 last day, I just heard noises. It wasn't really anything, but 864 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,960 I, I, I started hearing things in the house after everybody 865 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,000 moved out. I just had my TV and Xbox there 866 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,720 because it was still connected. And I was like, yeah, I'm going 867 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,760 to a game by myself to my room and everything in the house was 868 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,200 gutted, empty. And I heard weird stuff. 869 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,480 That's it could have been Halo, though. 870 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,280 Halo three could. Have been Halo. 871 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,240 Classic Halo. PK Halo. 872 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,840 PK Halo I. Don't know, I enjoyed Reach a 873 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,360 lot more. Reach was good, I don't know if 874 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,960 I liked it better than Halo 3, but I did really enjoy it. 875 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:15,000 I I was, I was there for it, but I like Halo 3 shadow creature. 876 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,040 Yeah, I had to run in with a shadow creature as well, so 877 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,600 maybe Mr. Master and I both have schizophrenia, you know. 878 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,200 Oh, probably. Maybe it's the same guy. 879 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,760 Of your imagination. Do you know Bob? 880 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,760 Oh my goodness, it's so good to get. 881 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,360 You. I'll see you later. 882 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,680 I knew it was too good to be true. 883 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,880 I couldn't have 4. I couldn't have four friends. 884 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,920 That's just too many I. Don't have any? 885 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,360 Just the friends inside my head. What? 886 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,480 About me, do I not exist? You don't exist. 887 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,360 You're my. You're a figment of mine and 888 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,160 Bob's imagination. Yeah. 889 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,800 Sick. You're my friend you don't 890 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,120 really like. Me, we're roommates. 891 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,840 Well, no, but I love you though. And the and the psych ward, 892 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,000 we're roommates. And they were roommate. 893 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,440 Cheddar went pee pee, I bet. He went pee pee. 894 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:13,320 He used the bit to go pee pee. Excuse me, that's so slutty 895 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:17,360 this. Camera didn't really freeze like 896 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,680 that. I don't believe it. 897 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:27,960 I snapped it though. Someone's watching a kids show. 898 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,480 He's watching a kids show. Watching Jimmy Neutron. 899 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,440 Right. Why wouldn't The better question 900 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,440 is why wouldn't somebody be watching Neutron? 901 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,280 I love Jimmy Neutron, man. Wait, who's watching a kid show? 902 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,760 I don't. Know I hear TV, but I've heard 903 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,480 my. Headphones on so you can be here 904 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,920 in mine. And I have a a waking up hack 905 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,360 that I always use OK before my body got used to it. 906 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:02,160 And for anybody listening, you might want to know the trick is 907 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,040 chew gum. Have a pack of gum. 908 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,120 It works. If you have to wake up at 909 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,560 ridiculous hours, set a timer like 10 minutes before you 910 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,680 actually want to wake up and just wake up. 911 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,360 Put a stick of gum in there and you'll wake up. 912 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,720 And where? On your night stand. 913 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,960 He's in your mouth. Yeah. 914 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,760 Chew gum in the morning to wake up. 915 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,680 In your mouth, I thought. I thought you meant somewhere 916 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,400 else. No, no, I wouldn't. 917 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,440 I wouldn't. Do it but the peppermint gum it 918 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,680 really wake you up. I think it would wake you up 919 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:34,200 regardless, yes, But yeah. So when I when I drive long 920 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,640 distances I learned. I don't know if chewing gum 921 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,120 would help, but chewing eating sunflower seeds does help. 922 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,680 It's the it's the constant motion of your jaw. 923 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,640 It keeps part. Of you awake. 924 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,400 Yeah, and sunflower seeds are a little more complicated because 925 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,880 you gotta flip them around and. Bite them. 926 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,280 Above them and yeah. You know, it's worked for me. 927 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,080 That's how I got fat, was I? I used to be skinny and so I was 928 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,960 driving overnights. No, I before I learned about 929 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,120 sunflower seeds being a good trick, I would, I would get 930 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,080 drinks and snacks and stuff to chew on while while I was 931 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,120 driving overnight. And I, I gained, I gained quite 932 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,440 a bit of weight. To diet. 933 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,880 You know what the ultimate hack is for waking up and we're 934 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,360 staying awake on trips and all that. 935 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:22,080 Electrodes. Do it. 936 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,880 I love that try this. You got to wake up. 937 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,520 You got to wake up at 4:00 in the morning. 938 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,560 OK, set your alarm for 4:00 in the morning and get up. 939 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,600 I was just going. To say why did you wake up I've. 940 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,800 Been here, I've been here the whole time and I was just 941 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,680 thinking to myself, you guys just don't raw dog it. 942 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:48,520 Yeah, this raw doggy dude, I use the the app that I use for my 943 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,280 alarm clock, Dude. It monitors me there when I 944 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,080 sleep while I sleep, dude. And then it says I need to wake 945 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,800 up at 4:00. But his optimal sleep pattern 946 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,040 and his when he's the least out of rim is at 3:50. 947 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,240 Then I'll wake him up then dude. And it wakes me up then and I 948 00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:12,840 just I'm awake instead of like. Yeah. 949 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,760 Electrodes attach electrodes. Two nipples. 950 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,160 Two yes, yes, definitely. If it doesn't smoke, it's not 951 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,120 working. I do that in the middle of a 952 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,040 Tuesday afternoon though. If I hit this new button then 953 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,320 the scissors come out and they start snipping at my nuts. 954 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,720 So then. I don't know. 955 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,800 We did. We did have a I had a roommate 956 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,800 in college who would never wake up with his alarm clock and it 957 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,400 would just have for 15 minutes at a time. 958 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,320 And so we would throw stuff at him. 959 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:46,000 And to quote Alex from last week, get your lazy ass out of 960 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,160 bed. I love that. 961 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,520 Just do it. Just do that. 962 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,480 I mean, it helps that I honestly don't sleep. 963 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,160 So when my alarm goes off, I'm up. 964 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,240 I'm I don't, I'm moving around. I don't sleep, but I'm honestly, 965 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,400 I'm with Danny. Get up and do it. 966 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,000 I mean, if you have to use gum, if you have to do this, 967 00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,800 whatever. Just do what you got to do to 968 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,400 get get up. Anybody who's like I oversleep 969 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,960 and I miss things. I hit a pot of coffee before 970 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,160 6:00 AM almost every day. Is it healthy? 971 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,440 Heck no. Am I going to die? 972 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,480 Probably. And you know. 973 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,240 Probably, yeah. You know what? 974 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,520 I'm here for it. I'll be dead. 975 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,200 It's fine. Ask my. 976 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,040 Topper. So he's speaking up before. 977 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,160 Waking up, I was. Just going to say. 978 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,960 I that that makes me like that makes me feel pretty good 979 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,200 because I remember. I remember the little guy that 980 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,040 used to have a horrible time waking up to his alarm, and I'm 981 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,400 sure I probably did too. I don't remember it but like I'm 982 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,360 sure I'm sure there was a point where I I had problems with it 983 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,240 but. I'm gonna hit 30, it's pretty 984 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:46,440 easy. Just get up. 985 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,640 I was just get up a long time before that. 986 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:53,000 So Speaking of coffee, I slept like garbage last Saturday and 987 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,440 then I did not sleep at all like Sunday to like Monday. 988 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,240 And I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna go to scooters. 989 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,440 I'm gonna get myself a coffee. I'm gonna try it. 990 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:05,600 And I just got just regular black coffee with a shot of 991 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,200 espresso, and my goodness, was it the most heavenly thing I've 992 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:15,000 ever tasted in my life. Boy, before you have that 993 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,840 reaction, Mr. Master, I got it again the following morning and 994 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,600 it was the worst thing I tasted in. 995 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:27,120 I have never been more happy and more disappointed in the same 30 996 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,880 seconds as right now. It's because you didn't make it, 997 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:38,160 that's why. Personally, Personally I'm not a 998 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,880 huge fan of scooters though I'm not a big fan of scooters. 999 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,720 Not the best. They're fine. 1000 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,600 They're okay. They're fine at best. 1001 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,040 But here's my problem. It's the same thing as like 1002 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,000 Starbucks. It's like I'm not paying you $8 1003 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:57,440 for a cup of burnt bean, nasty roasted garbage coffee that you 1004 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,720 paid a penny a pound for. I'm not doing it. 1005 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,720 I'll buy my own coffee. I'll make my own coffee. 1006 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,320 I'm not paying $20.00 for your nasty coffee that you have to 1007 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,360 put 400 lbs of cream and sugar and all that in to cover the 1008 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,920 nasty coffee flavor. It's like, no dude, if I'm 1009 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,280 getting crappy coffee, I'm going to Dunkin. 1010 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,680 I'm getting crappy Dunkin coffee. 1011 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,880 They have decent crappy coffee. They do. 1012 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,840 They have decent crappy coffee and it doesn't taste burnt. 1013 00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,000 It doesn't taste burnt. So I'm I'm here for that. 1014 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,720 I like I like quick drips. Crappy coffee. 1015 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,040 Which one? Just has a good crappy coffee. 1016 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,080 Yeah. Like gas station? 1017 00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,880 Yeah. So. 1018 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,960 Yeah. Love McDonald's coffee? 1019 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,000 That's pretty careful. I've heard from a distributor 1020 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,840 that they use the highest quality coffee take with that. 1021 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,040 I take that with a grand salt. McDonald's is OK. 1022 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:50,920 I like I like the I like the Highlander Grog from QuikTrip. 1023 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,960 I like garbage, trash can, coffee, good stuff that people 1024 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,160 throw out and collects at the bottom of a trash can. 1025 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:07,880 So for years I would have I only drink rib which is RE2 VS now I 1026 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:12,360 pretty much all I drink pretty much now is a tech squatch from 1027 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,000 black rifle coffee. That's. 1028 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,960 What really wakes me up is Gray water tank from an RV. 1029 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,760 Really. I. 1030 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:32,080 Have a 19. I have a 1962 a hundred gallon 1031 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,000 trailer that the army used over in Vietnam for water. 1032 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,640 If you're not potable, I just take a big old gold that. 1033 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,360 Just means you can't put it in a pot. 1034 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,720 Yeah, it reminds me my days back in Nam. 1035 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,040 I used to kill the weeds too, so. 1036 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,080 But in all seriousness, by the time that I get I get myself out 1037 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,400 of bed and walk down the flight of stairs I have to to get down 1038 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,080 here, I'm I'm pretty much awake. You should be. 1039 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,120 Some people really struggle with it though. 1040 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,840 I really struggle with it until I take that I can say I and I 1041 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,720 think it's mostly a psychological thing because I I 1042 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:42,120 can get up and get going. It just takes me a little 1043 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,760 longer. That first sip of coffee just 1044 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,840 does something in my brain probably. 1045 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:52,120 It's probably addiction. It's a habit for not just like, 1046 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,600 yeah, there is addiction, but it's mostly because it's a habit 1047 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,160 that's literally for years. That's what you that's what I've 1048 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,000 done in the morning first thing I'm like cup of coffee that 1049 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,600 first we gonna. Hit a dope for. 1050 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,560 Me. It's it's not even, Yeah, the 1051 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,280 caffeine, it's not enough time for a caffeine to kick in. 1052 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,560 It's literally that first taste on your tongue and the first 1053 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,040 couple drinks, you're awake, you're ready to roll, and it's 1054 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,160 just like, yeah, it can't be the caffeine, you know? 1055 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,360 What I hate is a morning shower. Nothing I want to do less than 1056 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,840 shower in the morning. It does. 1057 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,520 That's what I used to. Prefer to do it. 1058 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,560 It does. I'd much rather go to bed clean 1059 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,920 and wake up clean. I'm with you, Joey. 1060 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,080 Yeah. Wow. 1061 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:31,200 Thank you. Thank you. 1062 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,640 Wow me. Too. 1063 00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:36,480 That used to be my preferred method before my my job right 1064 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,080 now dropped. My balls. 1065 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,640 What? Oh my goodness, Joey, that was. 1066 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,000 Terrible. That's what I thought he was 1067 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:49,800 going to say. Yeah, Joe, I used to shower like 1068 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,320 that before my. Balls serious on this podcast I 1069 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,320 guess. No, I guess not.