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Welcome everyone back to me Mini
podcast featuring Swore Z and. 

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D We're back at it again. 
We bet. 

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Maybe with some dead set 
revenge. 

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Ready play? 
So close, so close. 

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So close, so we're. 
Back at it again on that and 

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we're going to pick up where we 
left off. 

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So go ahead and take her away, 
Master Joe. 

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Take it away, Joe. 
So the crew left the creepy 

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town, Red Rock Bluff. 
Something weird was going on. 

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Everybody's holed up in church. 
The sheriff that you talked to 

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is dead. 
Then you went to Cinder Creek 

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where the outlaw hideout is and 
there was a still a bounty there

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that you guys got the head of in
a bag. 

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So I think that makes 2 heads in
a bag. 

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Now I. 
Think so? 

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Yeah, I have one. 
Yeah, so collecting a key chain 

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like five in the 613? 
It's starting to smell. 

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Colts uncovered a familiar face 
at the poker table, and it was 

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his old arch nemesis, William 
Canton, who is presumed dead. 

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You know, an entire building 
collapsed on itself in the 

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aftermath of a huge shootout. 
And now you guys are still in 

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Cinder Creek and just kind of 
chilling. 

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But as you guys made way with a 
huge wagon load of De Niro, 

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biggest score you've ever 
gotten, Zelda, a member of your 

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crew, kind of gallops up. 
She's got worry on her face and 

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says, cold. 
I'm so glad you're here. 

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I've rode to every town nearby. 
What's the matter, Zeldu? 

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The dead mysterious men came to 
our camp while we were while we 

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were making fire and there was 
gunshots and people screaming. 

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Miss Galloway was stabbed, I 
believe, and I barely made it 

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out with my life to tell you 
there was nothing I could have 

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done. 
Well, you ran away, so how do 

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you know? 
Believe me, I emptied my 

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revolver and took as much 
caution as possible. 

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Okay, Mr. Colton, I would have 
loved to have killed them all, 

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but there were twice as many men
as bullets I've ever seen. 

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So what they look like? 
They looked white. 

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Help. 
Around here are white. 

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That doesn't help. 
Yes, it was. 

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It was getting. 
Dark always pressed in another. 

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That eliminates all the whites. 
I think there was one African 

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American fellow. 
They're not called that yet. 

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It's OK. 
No, but in all honesty, now that

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you mention it, I don't believe 
that they were from around here.

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They look like out of town. 
They're dressed nice. 

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So they're dressed nice. 
OK, well, that doesn't help 

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Peter. 
So that's all the clues I have. 

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I, I was grazed in the arm. 
I barely made it out, but I, I 

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we should go back and see who we
can save. 

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Well, it sounds like everybody's
dead. 

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I'm hoping not. 
Let's get. 

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Back. 
If not, then we must be dead set

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on revenge. 
I get it because that's the name

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of. 
The feel like I feel like you 

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should have used an echo on 
that. 

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What the What happened? 
Yeah, that's bad. 

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No, I didn't. 
I didn't hear anything. 

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I feel like you're kind of 
worried about Tar. 

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Tar. 
He was part of that. 

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You don't see him here, 
Obviously he's so. 

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Handsome. 
You know that he's very, very 

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handsome and strong, so maybe he
made it out, but. 

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He's definitely did, but he's. 
Kind of stupid. 

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He's, correction, he's very 
stupid. 

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So yeah, yes, you are right on 
that. 

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Although maybe he's. 
Misguided. 

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No, I I wholeheartedly believe 
that he's stupid. 

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So you guys are all the way down
in Cinder Creek and you'll have 

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to make it up back to Lone Tree 
Ridge where your camp is. 

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Do you just want to go straight 
there? 

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Well, since I've been playing 
some, you know, Death Stranding 

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too. 
Yeah, I, I I think the most 

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direct path is the best path. 
You guys ride by pickaxe, the 

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three Big Brothers are standing 
there and they kind of wave to 

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you. 
Oh I would like to throw one of 

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them that toy caught that I got.
Hey, what's that? 

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My toy kill you. 
Oh, that's what. 

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It was. 
Oh, thank you. 

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Thank you, man. 
Funny man, Funny Hitler guy. 

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Whoa. 
That's funny that you did that 

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on the way there seems to be the
quickest path you want to take 

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is by a cliffside Rd. just after
pickaxe pick sacks and it looks 

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like there was a rock slide. 
There was kind of some storming 

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earlier, some wetness might have
slipped some of the rocks, so 

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the. 
Pathway. 

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On the cliffside, Rd. is blocked
so you could either go back all 

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the way around or you could try 
to make an agility save to jump 

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over the gap to make it there. 
Real fast, like we're on our our

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wagon. 
The Wagon Cam Joe. 

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Yeah, we have to go around. 
Gotta go around. 

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Gotta go around use a Felix. 
I wanna emake check with an 

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advantage. 
To Dang it, let me open up the 

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sheet. 
Yeah, open up the advantage, you

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said. 
Yep. 

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To Dang it. 
Yeah, it seems like, it seems 

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like on the other side of the 
clearing that there is a set of 

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planks that was being used for a
bridge construction. 

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So they could be used, once 
cleared, to make a path, a 

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bridge for the horses to cross. 
Oh, I do have engineer, I could 

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build it quickly. 
Yeah, or you could just set them

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over top. 
All right, I'll jump over. 

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OK anyone else jumping? 
I'll jump a guy, why not keeps 

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watch? 
Not going to be by myself. 

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Well, don't leave the wagon by 
itself. 

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Yeah, you may. 
Know oh, I'll stay with the 

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wagon. 
No, no, I'll stay with the wagon

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bike. 
I'll think I'll keep like it. 

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Can I can I not build the bridge
before we jump over it so. 

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Kronos jumps and then he 
glitches back to where he was 

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before he jumped. 
Bor stop doing. 

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That. 
It's OK. 

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I had to respawn real quick. 
That's my bad. 

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My internet's down. 
That's my. 

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Internet's down Internet. 
What the heck is that? 

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So Colt has jumped. 
Who else is jumping? 

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I can I not build a bridge 
before everyone jumps or? 

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You have not jumped yet. 
Can I build the bridge? 

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The stuff is on the other side 
of the gap, so it's once you get

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over there essentially. 
Fine, I'll jump. 

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Crap. 
Literally the same rolls 

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earlier. 
It actually is, yeah. 

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Q. 
Are you jumping? 

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Oi oi. 
Oi oi oi oi. 

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Cheney's also going to jump. 
This is the enemy token. 

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Dick Cheney's jumping. 
She makes it the. 

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Little girl, your daughter? 
Yeah. 

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You mean Chelsea? 
No, my name's Cheney. 

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Good. 
Job, baby. 

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So she jumps over first and 
makes it when does a tuck and 

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roll and it's a beautiful jump. 
And then Quentin, Felix and Colt

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all jump kind of at the same 
time, maybe holding hands. 

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And you guys are emotion. 
Absolutely. 

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Motion and you guys all smack 
the other side with your chests 

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the the clearing and you're kind
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and Cheney will make one last 
save to try to save Q. 

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Oh, of course, save your daddy. 
You guys all slip from her hands

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and you fall, come tumbling down
a little bit and into a Reaver a

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little ways down. 
Chronos is still at the top with

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the horses sweet, but but you 
you can still see each other. 

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You're still with an eyesight. 
Cupcake, are you OK? 

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You bad, he's dead. 
You bad, he's dead. 

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Open fought then, are you? 
OK, I'm your new dad. 

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Your new dad. 
The blue come to me. 

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And the horse falls down and 
dies. 

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Comes to his. 
Death in the revision. 

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He'll come and get us. 
So you guys fall down? 

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Yeah, we're we're dead here, so.
I'm not getting out of the 

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river. 
I'm finally home, back in the 

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water. 
You're usually. 

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Washing some of his crime away. 
You're going to stay in the 

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water. 
It smells good, the first time 

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since I've had. 
It I'm getting. 

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Out of that. 
We don't take baths on the sea, 

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OK? 
Doesn't doesn't smell like 

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intercourse or fish. 
You guys stumble out of the 

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water and there's a wolf staring
at you teeth. 

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Easy boy, easy. 
And. 

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Doggy. 
And right when you think you're 

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screwed, there's another one, 
accompanied by a man. 

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He's big, gruff, cut jawline 
like a diamond. 

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Great, the gay boys get a little
bit I. 

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Didn't know you put me. 
I didn't. 

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I didn't know you put me in 
there. 

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I thought you're ugly. 
I'm. 

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So on. 
I want to pet the dogs. 

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Great, I've got a gay man and 
the guy that wants to pet a 

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wolf. 
Do you want to try to talk to 

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this guy? 
Oh, he's fine. 

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Hey buddy, I pet your dog. 
Now. 

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What kind of man? 
That's right, turn off. 

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Get away from. 
You sorry about that we're going

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to take. 
Everything you have on you. 

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Oh, no. 
You know, I'm sorry, Boy, you 

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really messed up. 
You OK? 

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Hold on, hold on. 
You might want to rewind. 

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All right? 
You might want to take that 

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back. 
I'm going to give you this 

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opportunity to do that. 
Q Otherwise we'll kill you 

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because we like to kill people. 
Yeah, it's kind of a hobby of 

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mine. 
You. 

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Think my boys haven't taken 
stray bullets before? 

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Their skin is thick and hard. 
No way I. 

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Don't use a bullet. 
Penetrate. 

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Not the old thick and hard 
penetrate. 

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Well, we've taken down three 
bears at once before. 

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I don't see how this is any 
different. 

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OK, OK. 
Don't say I didn't tell you, 

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boy. 
They don't seem to be wanting 

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for a reason. 
I don't know what that means. 

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I don't either. 
It means that they're. 

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Stupid Colts. 
I don't like 6 in one hand and 

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half dozen in the other. 
You're confusing me. 

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Stop. 
All right, So Mr. You know how 

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we can get back up. 
Up the river, follow the river 

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is what I would. 
Say if I was trying to help you.

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Why are you here? 
You should be watching the. 

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Wagon Chronos, are you going 
down? 

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Are you going down to help? 
I mean with can I go down with 

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the wagons? 
Gold Stag. 

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You could stay where you're at, 
or you could if you want to join

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the battle with the wagons, 
then, then I'll let you know 

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what that means. 
You'll basically miss a turn. 

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Well, it's like. 
A whole. 

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It's a whole ravine thing. 
Oh, I'll miss a turn. 

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That's fine. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, you can. 
If I can get the wagons down 

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there safely. 
That's. 

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Fine, you can. 
You can. 

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It'll take some time, so it'll 
come to your turn in this turn 

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order and you'll be skipped for 
the first time. 

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But that's fine. 
Yeah, let's do that. 

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Let's do that. 
Or you could you could take up a

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sniper possession from. 
Do I have a weapon that will 

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snipe? 
No, so you'll you'll roll a tier

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lower than you normally do, 
which I think is advantage. 

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So a standard save. 
OK, let's snipe them. 

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Let's see what these bad boys 
can do. 

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OK. 
And. 

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Yeah, what's your name? 
Upgraded them a little bit, 

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right? 
Attacks made it you will be a 

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disadvantage because you are 
also long distance away. 

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So with that, this Felix's turn,
you're coming up from the water.

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You're still wet. 
The water's in your boots. 

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I would like. 
To run over here by the tree and

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I would like to throw a knife at
the man. 

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The man. 
The man a Citian knife. 

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OK. 
Make your roll, baby. 

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What's your I'm throwing? 
Very bad today. 

229
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,360
You throw it and he actually 
catches it. 

230
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,040
Oh, shoot. 
Bad. 

231
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,760
No, buddy, drop that. 
Yeah, I'm taking the cover. 

232
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,680
No, I don't wanna. 
It was. 

233
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,920
It was worth a try. 
You could run back to the Ridge 

234
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,520
cover, but you're kind of out in
the open, just so you know. 

235
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,080
Am I not behind that tree? 
You're behind cover. 

236
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,240
Yes. 
These other guys and I just saw.

237
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,280
Yeah. 
It's the Wolves turn. 

238
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,080
It's the Wolves are gonna Boy, 
oh boy. 

239
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,360
Boy, I think you're still riding
high from the. 

240
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,320
Before. 
The Devil's Dust, or is that 

241
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,000
only in combat? 
Yeah, it's. 

242
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,000
It's, well, I mean it's until 
combat ends. 

243
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,240
Yeah, yeah. 
So you're coming down off your 

244
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,160
high, so you don't have the 
double damage inflicted, right? 

245
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,400
You have not healed yet. 
I have not, no. 

246
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:49,720
No wolf's going to make an 
attack and I'm fine. 

247
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,600
The cover that you're behind you
kind of use to get in between 

248
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:58,160
it, so you have an extra second.
The other wolf is going to get 

249
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,760
right in front of Cult and it's 
just out of range of attack, but

250
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,600
it's looking like it wants to 
pounce. 

251
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,760
Don't, don't jump on me. 
Don't bump on. 

252
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,680
The Ridge. 
All right, let's do this. 

253
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,000
Lens on your eye, kind of like 
another lens pops in front of 

254
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,280
it. 
So it kind of gives you like a 

255
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,560
zoom. 
It's like that whole bunch of 

256
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:23,640
layers of lenses like. 
Yes, I love that actually. 

257
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,800
It lines up perfectly with my 
arms and then this like toggle 

258
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,880
comes together between both my 
guns and the lens set right in 

259
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,200
the middle to where it can zoom 
in and name both. 

260
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,160
It's almost like an it looks 
almost like an anti aircraft up 

261
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,040
there steam punk style. 
I'm like all right, let's go. 

262
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,280
All right, what do I need to do 
to fire? 

263
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,240
Let me look at. 
I'm firing so. 

264
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,920
It'd be a standard test. 
So so the wolves are this dude's

265
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,240
this dude's controlling them, 
right Or they just passed. 

266
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,520
Oh so killing him wouldn't 
factor anything it? 

267
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,280
Might don't do it. 
He'll probably he can tell him 

268
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,280
who to sick. 
Oh, OK, I'll shoot at him then. 

269
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,040
Do you want to load in any 
special ammo? 

270
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,440
You'd have to roll for that 
first. 

271
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,400
What? 
What ammo do I have? 

272
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,080
Again? 
I know I have mostly than. 

273
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,040
Pellet shop, but that wouldn't. 
Yeah, I don't want the pellet. 

274
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,440
Ammo Am I refilled on the 
explosive ammo since last battle

275
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,840
or do I? 
Get more you you roll AD 4 every

276
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,600
every. 
Battle to see. 

277
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,200
To see how much I got. 
OK, yeah, 1D4 for exclusive 

278
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,640
rounds then. 
You could hit both of those four

279
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,560
shot. 
Yeah, yeah. 

280
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,520
All right, yeah, I'll aim at the
wolves with the explosive ammo. 

281
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,760
Right in between them. 
Yeah, so just a regular shot, 

282
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,720
right? 
Yeah, standard test. 

283
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:47,600
Oh. 
Oh good, so the explosive ammo 

284
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,400
hits me and kills me. 
Cool. 

285
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,800
You lose a grit. 
I think I'm out of grit. 

286
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,960
Are you? 
I thought you may have one left.

287
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,760
So OK, I'll use it. 
If I have it, I'll use it. 

288
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,120
You do have one left. 
OK, I'll use it. 

289
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,280
How do I get grit? 
It's per day. 

290
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,600
It's just been a long day. 
It has been a long day. 

291
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,440
It's actually technically night 
right now, so. 

292
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,480
Yeah, hard to see. 
I'm gonna use grit. 

293
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,160
Do I just re roll if I use my 
glass grit? 

294
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,920
You can use the grit to make it 
a success so. 

295
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,800
OK, Yeah. 
Let's do that. 

296
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,560
So we did both wolves doing 3 
damage to them. 

297
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,720
They were kind of passed off at 
that. 

298
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,000
Now excuse turn. 
Pass. 

299
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,880
No. 
Cute. 

300
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,920
So just a voice in my Headmaster
Joe? 

301
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,680
Yes, I was looking for the 
contents of the Traveler's kit. 

302
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,440
OK. 
Going to had an idea, just 

303
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,120
wasn't sure. 
So it's got some rope in there, 

304
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:50,040
a Lantern blanket. 
Lantern. 

305
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,360
Yes. 
Why you sounded sexual towards 

306
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:57,680
the Lantern? 
Well, because it's I may have an

307
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,360
idea. 
It's sexual. 

308
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:06,319
Well, maybe yeah, a little bit. 
All right, so he. 

309
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,680
Was going to have intercourse 
with the lamp of light. 

310
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,079
OK. 
All right. 

311
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,079
Pretty much. 
Yeah, far away. 

312
00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:14,240
Wouldn't want to do it to the 
doggies. 

313
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,200
I guess that's true, he hasn't 
laid with anyone for the past 

314
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,520
day or so. 
So. 

315
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,960
He's pent up. 
So what if I took and lit the 

316
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:30,040
Lantern real quick and I'd say 
about in here, brought the 

317
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:36,360
Lantern, brought the tossed it 
to start a fire in between this 

318
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:39,720
fella and his wolves. 
Start the fire. 

319
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,440
I actually. 
Want to sorry I was just pulling

320
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,560
up what was in the kit and it 
does have a Lantern. 

321
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,960
So I thought I do remember 
seeing that yet. 

322
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,160
Yeah. 
Once you've said it. 

323
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,480
Yes. 
So what are you doing then? 

324
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,480
What I would love to do, yeah, 
is taken very quickly. 

325
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:01,840
Light the Lantern and toss it in
between the belly and his 

326
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,960
doggies so that they're 
separated. 

327
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,520
OK? 
Would be the goal. 

328
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,800
Hoping that it would catch more 
than a very small thing of fire.

329
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,640
I mean, it should if if it's 
bold, it should be a rather nice

330
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,560
fireball, I would think I would.
Think. 

331
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,080
I mean I. 
Throw it, I throw it at the 

332
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,360
fella, but he's he's rather the 
ball away. 

333
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,920
OK, well, let's make a standard 
test to see how big the flame 

334
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,760
is. 
But it's gonna, you know, you're

335
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,920
gonna be able to throw it. 
Well, yeah, of course. 

336
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,520
It just doesn't want to boot. 
So let's see what we get. 

337
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,760
And itself. 
OK. 

338
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,320
Yeah, it is full with the oil in
there. 

339
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,560
So oils light up quite an 
explosive flame. 

340
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,240
He's not able to see the dogs 
for a second and now it comes to

341
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,000
his turn. 
Do you want to move on your 

342
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,040
turn? 
Yeah, I'm going to. 

343
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,360
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and 
move up here next to the woof. 

344
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:59,880
OK, you freaks don't touch my 
doggies. 

345
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,880
Put your dogs out here, you're a
bad master. 

346
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,160
Oh, I'm, I'm going to touch your
doggies a lot. 

347
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,440
They're going to be my doggies, 
hopefully here. 

348
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,640
You will not. 
Oh yeah, yeah, they're going to 

349
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,240
like me some. 
Super sexual. 

350
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,760
Cover. 
No, not at all like hypersexual 

351
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:23,240
provide. 
Suppressing fire over his walls?

352
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,280
OK. 
It's actually perfect. 

353
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,680
Let's see how far that range 
goes. 

354
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,680
Yeah, pretty much. 
Yeah, pretty much. 

355
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:45,720
And with that it's called turn. 
All right. 

356
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:51,480
Well, yeah, I'll love to 
attributes and abilities. 

357
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,200
Yes. 
What do I have? 

358
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,760
Hold on, where's my grip? 
Hold on, how much grip? 

359
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,920
It's down in your inventory. 
There wasn't a spot for it. 1. 

360
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,040
Correct. 
Yes. 

361
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,440
OK, can I? 
You said I could use a grip for 

362
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,160
a second action or something 
last time. 

363
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,720
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

364
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,720
Yeah, you can. 
You reckon? 

365
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,440
Yeah, I reckon. 
OK, so I'm gonna use a grit and 

366
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,880
I'm gonna focus real hard. 
To focusing. 

367
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,800
I'm focusing using grit, firing 
a game. 

368
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,560
Well, fire at first. 
Perp. 

369
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,560
But yeah. 
Yes, firing for the first 

370
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,680
virtue. 
I'm gonna fire at the man with a

371
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,800
goon all. 
Right, he is behind cover. 

372
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,160
Oh, shoot, never mind. 
I'm gonna fire at this wolf. 

373
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,680
He. 
Tried to kill. 

374
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,920
Me OK. 
Dang woo. 

375
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,200
Because you're focused, I'm 
going to say it's a critical. 

376
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,760
Well and plus I have a + 3 yes 
when I focus on a range attack. 

377
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,680
Right. 
So that's Marksman, right? 

378
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,080
Yep. 
Yep. 

379
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,920
So let me describe how you kill 
this wolf here. 

380
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:02,360
I see that he is encroaching on 
my friend the better spelling 

381
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:06,920
cue and I click the enter dead 
eye and everything goes real 

382
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,480
slow. 
Yeah. 

383
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,520
And I swirled my gun up and with
the other hand I just pull the 

384
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,600
hammer back three times. 
Bang Bang, Bang, Bang. 

385
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,360
Yeah, and down. 
Dude. 

386
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,560
And then range. 
And then I twirl like Revolver 

387
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,880
Ocelot in the middle of the 
game. 

388
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,880
And then I say Revolver never 
jam. 

389
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,600
And then I duck the cover. 
That's true. 

390
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,880
They don't. 
Cover would be basically 

391
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,880
riverbed. 
Then get down. 

392
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,240
I'm only going to get wooden old
key. 

393
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:42,520
You can roll a disadvantage and 
see if there's cover around you.

394
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,640
No, it's not. 
OK, I run for the bed. 

395
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,080
All right, Felix, you got a live
wolf in front of you. 

396
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,080
It's startled by fire. 
It's shots were just ripping the

397
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,040
air. 
I'm going to take this advantage

398
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:59,080
to run away. 
Felix, Felix, give him some beef

399
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,560
jerky out of your out of your 
ration kit. 

400
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,880
I'm coming. 
I don't have that. 

401
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,720
What I have sauerkraut. 
Sauerkraut. 

402
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,600
Oh, that won't work at all 
unless he likes some rowdy Moy. 

403
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:19,680
Shakes his head. 
No, I'll give him some jerky if 

404
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,760
I can do that as a reaction, 
I'll throw some jerky at you. 

405
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,600
I mean, I do have a Bratwurst, 
but I'm saving that for TA. 

406
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,480
This might be a good time to go 
ahead and use it. 

407
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:34,280
You don't have any needs, so. 
Don't have any mate. 

408
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,280
I do know what you mean. 
Oh, at least we don't have any, 

409
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,680
mate. 
Oh my. 

410
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,640
Do I have enough movement to run
up to the man avoiding his 

411
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,360
covering fight? 
25 feet. 

412
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,520
Oh oh. 
OK. 

413
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,200
So I can. 
Yeah, you can. 

414
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,560
I can move up through this 
square, Yeah. 

415
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,280
And I and I would like to take 
my knives and I want to stab him

416
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,320
so. 
He's concentrated. 

417
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,840
Yeah, that's all I said when 
you. 

418
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,120
Pop up. 
Pop up his other shoulder. 

419
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,280
Oh, hello, Stab. 
Him, stab him. 

420
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,640
Hello. 
Yeah. 

421
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:17,920
He smiles while he stabs in the.
Yeah. 1166, yeah. 

422
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,200
I stabbed him with my Obsidian 
knife. 

423
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,080
A wee. 
Does that give you health back 

424
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:25,840
on a? 
Six. 

425
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,520
No, it just inflicts bleed. 
OK. 

426
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,680
And you see your other knife in 
his hand. 

427
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,640
Do you want to take it and stab 
him with it? 

428
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:40,040
Yeah, yeah. 
Combo attack, Dang it. 

429
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,760
He erases. 
He raises up his hand and it 

430
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:52,600
goes through his hand. 
I told you here on the screen. 

431
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,240
The roof is going to book it 
your direction. 

432
00:23:55,760 --> 00:24:00,720
Like Dang it. 
He's going to make an attack. 

433
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,680
He just missed snout. 
He. 

434
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,760
Missed. 
Yeah, I'm. 

435
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,440
The way for it, like, yeah, he 
totally misses, so he comes up 

436
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,600
and snaps at you and you have 
quick reflexes and you wish Tarr

437
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:17,000
was here to see you coolly and 
calmly dodge and swap the nose 

438
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,520
away. 
Bad doggy. 

439
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,640
I am in denial that I am in fact
infatuated with tar, but. 

440
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,200
You're not. 
Tar. 

441
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,640
Chronos, it's your turn on the 
reage. 

442
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,800
Oh, did he show up already? 
No, he's on the Ridge. 

443
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,160
I thought he was coming down. 
Oh yeah, he's sniping. 

444
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:41,400
Oh, it's got the lenses. 
All right, I aim at the. 

445
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,960
That's weird. 
I have technical difficulty. 

446
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,960
Do I need to roll? 
I can roll for you. 

447
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,760
Do you want to roll? 
No, you want to it. 

448
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,080
Was a joke because I always have
technical difficulty. 

449
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:56,760
I don't have to actually roll. 
No, I want to this guy if it's a

450
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,600
if he if he's open up from the 
bridge. 

451
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,560
You do still have explosive 
rounds loaded if you want to. 

452
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,080
Load it. 
No, I'm going to switch out to a

453
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:04,800
regular. 
Yeah. 

454
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,160
So I don't film my teammates. 
Yes. 

455
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,440
Would down me. 
Yeah, I'm very. 

456
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,520
Low on health? 
Yeah, yeah. 

457
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,760
Maybe that's why the wolf likes 
me so much, because of bleeding 

458
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,280
profusely I. 
Didn't what? 

459
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,640
And you smell, man. 
Yes. 

460
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,760
OK, yeah, he's got a knife 
through his hands from Felix and

461
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,880
he says he starts reaching for 
his revolver. 

462
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,000
So I'm going to put you down 
once and for. 

463
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,520
Boom. 
And this head gets blown off. 

464
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,000
I say I was ever dead. 
Oh, that was too quick. 

465
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,120
Quentin, it's all. 
You all right, you doggy. 

466
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:51,560
Doggy, Doggy, doggy, doggy, 
doggy, doggy. 

467
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,000
I'm going to give him some beef 
junkie. 

468
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,040
What? 
Was shot at with explosive 

469
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,160
bullets. 
Hey. 

470
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,840
Maybe he can forget. 
It's food, Yeah. 

471
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,680
Oh, dogs. 
Dogs are loyal preachers who 

472
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,400
just killed his owner. 
He needs to have an owner. 

473
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,080
Yeah, he did just kill his 
owner. 

474
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,600
I'm going to make this hard for 
you. 

475
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,360
Though I'm going. 
To let you do it. 

476
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,400
So can I use? 
So can I use the I'm going to 

477
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,360
use the trick from Crocodile 
Dundee since we're of the same 

478
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:26,440
people and give him the beef 
jerky? 

479
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:31,120
Maybe you should skin the dead 1
before you you come over to the 

480
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,520
live 1. 
So we sent Zhonya. 

481
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,760
That wouldn't have been a bad 
idea. 

482
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,640
Standard test. 
See if he takes the beef jerky 

483
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:43,960
well. 
Can I? 

484
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,880
So how are you going to do it? 
Just give it to him. 

485
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,960
Well, you know, yeah, we're. 
Just going to do it, you know. 

486
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,760
Just do it. 
Yeah, we're all with disappear. 

487
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,880
OK, I'm going to can I can I 
take a swing of bourbon first in

488
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:02,120
case it goes bad? 
For an idea. 

489
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:07,280
All right, I'm going to do that 
because that's just what is 

490
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:11,120
Bourbon doing. 
So it's on my if I have a 

491
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:15,360
detrimental fate role that 
grants me an extra HP plus one 

492
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,600
damage on my next attack. 
So it kind of kind of sets me up

493
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,720
to be a little bit better off if
I fail. 

494
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,040
OK. 
All right, all right. 

495
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,560
I'm going to roll with 
disadvantage. 

496
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,320
Come on, give it to me. 
How about? 

497
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,400
How about some grit? 
I can use some grit do. 

498
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,160
You have any left? 
Oh yeah, do let's see. 

499
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,040
I have two. 
Yeah, I'll use a grit. 

500
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,240
Can I go ahead and make it a six
or do you want me to reroll? 

501
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,960
I want it to reroll. 
All right. 

502
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,080
Makes it that much more 
rewarding once it finally works.

503
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,960
Yeah, it it does. 
Yeah, I agree. 

504
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,240
That was a fate roll. 
Was not good. 

505
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,160
So you can gain some health. 
Oh, yeah. 

506
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:10,000
It seemed to have succeeded in 
giving it jerky and it kind of 

507
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,880
eats it in one bite and kind of 
gobbles it up. 

508
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,960
The way that he's saying it 
makes it seem like you gave him 

509
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:15,960
Turkey. 
It just didn't. 

510
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,560
It didn't turn. 
Well, he he looks to be out of 

511
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,600
attack mode. 
He's just kind of staring at 

512
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,600
you. 
Hey buddy, how you doing? 

513
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,160
What's? 
What's what's your name buddy? 

514
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,600
Wait, did you say your name was 
he's? 

515
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,360
He's kind of sniffing around. 
Really do real. 

516
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:40,120
Promotive is your name, Motive 
maybe something strong and 

517
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,440
powerful? 
Is your strong and powerful 

518
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,720
creature beautiful? 
He's sniffing in the air. 

519
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,080
Are you gay for the goal? 
Such a good boy. 

520
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,640
You're gay for the dog. 
No, I'm not gay for the dog. 

521
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,800
I love dogs. 
It's going this way. 

522
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,320
Yeah, and. 
Freaky, but not like that. 

523
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,520
Freaky Deaky. 
He starts looking. 

524
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,880
He starts looking to the east. 
What? 

525
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,360
What is it, boy? 
What is it? 

526
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,560
Is Timmy trapped in the whale 
again? 

527
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,080
Take me to him. 
Well, while he's messing with 

528
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,600
the dog, could I search the 
guy's body? 

529
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,240
Good idea, see if he has any 
traits he likes. 

530
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,560
Yeah, yeah, you. 
Can the Sam Hills going on? 

531
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,360
Somewhere there facepalming is. 
I'm trying to get a familia I'm.

532
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,440
So confused. 
Our people are dying and or 

533
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:38,320
dead. 
Do I need a role for the search 

534
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,520
or? 
Yeah, why don't you? 

535
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,080
He's got a shotgun on him. 
Oh, sick. 

536
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:47,560
Millington Shotgun. 
I guess I'll sling it around my 

537
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,880
shoulder. 
So I can knock off Remington. 

538
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,040
Some could say, yeah. 
So you can copy paste that into 

539
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,800
your sheet if you want to keep 
it. 

540
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,800
Sling it over my shoulder just 
so I have a weapon, a firearm. 

541
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,520
Yeah, it feels heavy, kind of 
like. 

542
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,360
Yeah. 
I just know that I already roll 

543
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,920
out. 
It's going to be disadvantage, 

544
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,560
yeah. 
But I have it. 

545
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,960
You have some spread. 
You have like a spread attack, 

546
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,320
essentially. 
The wolf kind of sees his 

547
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:22,240
owner's body because nobody 
moved it and it's right there. 

548
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,600
He's kind of sniffing him, 
crying, crying and whimpering. 

549
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:33,200
Oh no. 
I should put them down with the 

550
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,440
shotgun. 
Old yellow him. 

551
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,840
You do have a shotgun, What are 
you going to do? 

552
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,440
So he found the body of his 
owner, and he's sniffing and 

553
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,560
whimpering. 
And he's turning aggressive. 

554
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,640
Yeah, yeah, we should put him 
down. 

555
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,400
Put them. 
Down Oh, you're. 

556
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,000
Muted. 
You're muted. 

557
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,520
Dang it. 
You're muted. 

558
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,440
I roll for initiative to. 
Shoot, I'm so sorry buddy. 

559
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,840
You're such a good boy and I'll 
pet him, love on him and hug 

560
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,720
him. 
OK. 

561
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,080
Tell him everything's OK, I. 
Unload my revolver into the 

562
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,680
body. 
Roll a standard. 

563
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,400
Roll a standard test. 
Me. 

564
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,040
Yes. 
He. 

565
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,560
Doesn't swat your hand away. 
It's OK, buddy. 

566
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,400
Hey, little buddy. 
Would you like it if we took his

567
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:25,400
head with this so you'd always 
have him? 

568
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,640
Do you want me to put the head 
around your neck so he's always 

569
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,240
there with you? 
Considering that his head 

570
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,200
exploded, I don't think that's 
feasible. 

571
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,800
Oh, did it? 
Oh, I guess I wasn't paying 

572
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,280
attention to his actual head. 
Maybe his head. 

573
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,440
Would you like his hand? 
We could put a collar on you and

574
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,280
put his hand like a like a 
trinket, guys. 

575
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,320
And then you'd always have him. 
What are you? 

576
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,560
Doing. 
Can we please get back on the 

577
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,000
road? 
We have. 

578
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,520
I'm just trying to help the dog.
Come on, buddy. 

579
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,000
If you want to be well taken 
care of, come with us. 

580
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,520
You. 
Can't. 

581
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,160
You can't even take care of 
yourself? 

582
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,560
Are you going to take care of a 
Dome? 

583
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,160
Because it's a Dome. 
Ted's Tilton looking at. 

584
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,400
You and take care of your 
daughter. 

585
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,640
Are you going to take care of a 
dog? 

586
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,360
Have a. 
Dog feed your daughter to the 

587
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,880
dog I. 
Guess yeah, you do. 

588
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,760
Hi, Dan. 
Is. 

589
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,520
That our new dog. 
Oh, I love him. 

590
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,920
Yes, it is. 
It is. 

591
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,480
Kenisha, I'm going to need him. 
Toodles. 

592
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,480
Toodles. 
No. 

593
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,560
Oh. 
Molly Toodles. 

594
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,720
That's it. 
And the wolf he's running? 

595
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,800
Over it's West River. 
Big yes. 

596
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,080
Danny just gets a. 
Mole. 

597
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,320
Please can we stop these antics 
and go to camp everyone made. 

598
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:44,200
Antics this to my everyday life.
You should have seen us in Pick.

599
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,680
X Yes, we should. 
Sorry, I guess we're going to 

600
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,840
get crazy around dogs. 
Let's. 

601
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,800
See you guys pack up. 
That dog is going to go in queue

602
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,320
and carnal desires and I don't 
want to. 

603
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:04,200
I don't want to think about it. 
If you guys pack up, Zelda's got

604
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,880
the wagons. 
Cheney's there. 

605
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:13,200
The wolf is trailing the wagons 
still cautiously, but you guys 

606
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,240
start making it to Lone Tree 
Ridge. 

607
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,720
There does not seem to be any 
more hiccups on the way. 

608
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,520
Wait, we made it to One Tree 
Hill? 

609
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,200
Nope. 
And you see. 

610
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,880
One Bush. 
One Bush clip. 

611
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,040
I miss college. 
It's you get to your campsite 

612
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:38,960
and kind of all around there's 
there's a few tents from, you 

613
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,040
know, everybody in your crew and
they've been transformed into 

614
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:48,040
they've been transformed into 
gallows and every member of your

615
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:53,200
crew is there standing on a box.
They're not dead, but they are 

616
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,080
looked to be patiently waiting 
and. 

617
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,760
Sorry fellers, did we keep you? 
You guys can, oh, you're just 

618
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,040
going right up to him. 
No, I said that problem across. 

619
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,640
These hold on. 
These aren't our, these are our 

620
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,000
our compatriots. 
No. 

621
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,800
Oh, they're just randos. 
Yeah, there's there's two men, 

622
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,520
nicely dressed and. 
Well, I have that man's not 

623
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:23,560
nicely dressed. 
With that, all right with them 

624
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,120
though, is a gaggle of other 
nicely dressed like. 

625
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,080
They look like like a gang, a 
well dressed gang. 

626
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,800
OK, so we come up on our we come
up on our camper. 

627
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,360
Who's who's in the gallows? 
All all the people, all the 

628
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:41,600
people from from your, your crew
is basically waiting in nooses, 

629
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,600
standing on little boxes. 
OK, so they're still alive. 

630
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,280
OK, when we ride up, I make sure
that my sheriff badge is on. 

631
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,880
I'm going to. 
Yeah, I pull out my deputy son. 

632
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,680
I put it on my chest. 
Is it possible for me to drop 

633
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,920
back behind the group and? 
Try to put it on my. 

634
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,160
Way in but they can't see me. 
Yeah, you guys are. 

635
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,840
You guys see this approaching 
the hill. 

636
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,760
So you're not you've not entered
the situation yet, but this is 

637
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,080
the skinny. 
OK. 

638
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,000
All right. 
I would love to do that. 

639
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,840
Then I would like to drop back 
and approach stealthily where no

640
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:19,920
one can see me. 
So, hey Felix. 

641
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,560
Yes. 
Yeah, I think, I think we should

642
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,360
split off from the group and 
ride ahead on our horses. 

643
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,640
And so when we ride up, we're 
sheriff and deputy, you know, 

644
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,600
we're looking after the we're 
looking for these people that 

645
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,640
stole our money from piss ass. 
Right, I like that. 

646
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:44,880
Yeah, and then Zelda and and our
pronouns pronoun Crone arc. 

647
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,880
Yeah, and. 
Raina. 

648
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,720
Q's daughter Consuela. 
Chaney, Chaney. 

649
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,560
Hello. 
Hi, yes, I'm. 

650
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,320
Q's daughter. 
You're curious. 

651
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,760
Hey look, Tudos are still 
following us. 

652
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:03,720
Yeah, I'm still following. 
That Tudos, I guess. 

653
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,280
I guess I'll call you Tudos. 
Please, Please protect Larissa. 

654
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,080
Well, uncle, Uncle Dutch is 
going to go do some things, OK? 

655
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,160
Oh, you just close your eyes and
close your ears and hang out 

656
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,840
with hold that De Niro back 
there. 

657
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,600
OK. 
All right, so let's. 

658
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,880
Keep an eye on it. 
All right, everybody on board? 

659
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,120
Yeah. 
OK. 

660
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,600
OK. 
Cool. 

661
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,440
Q You're going? 
To stick up. 

662
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,480
From behind, right? 
Correct. 

663
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:40,800
OK all. 
Right time, Time Lord, is that 

664
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,080
your name? 
Sure, why not? 

665
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,480
All right. 
You can call you. 

666
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,640
Can call. 
I don't know what you are so 

667
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,640
mystery robot man. 
Anyways, the signal for you to 

668
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,960
rush into battle to help us with
your magical time powers. 

669
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:06,360
Oh dear God, please save us. 
You got it. 

670
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,360
I think so. 
Wait like a? 

671
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:16,000
Is it like a whispered in the 
collar as if there was a no. 

672
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,240
I'm pretty sure he's gonna 
scream it. 

673
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,960
I'm. 
Probably going to hear I'm on. 

674
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,960
Your page. 
It might actually come out like 

675
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,520
neither one of those. 
Is this really a tossed up? 

676
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,760
Salvation Cry. 
It's it's going to be panicked, 

677
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,440
OK. 
Gotcha. 

678
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:49,920
All. 
Right, I gotcha. 

679
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,480
I would. 
That's funny. 

680
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,920
Right, right. 
OK, All right. 

681
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,720
Well, let's Yeah, Butter Coop. 
Come on coop and fucked in. 

682
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,840
Bob, did you just make this 
role? 

683
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,320
No, that was from earlier. 
OK, make a new standard tests. 

684
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,840
All right. 
In the pocket that result So 

685
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,680
Felix and Colt are approaching. 
Yeah. 

686
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,120
OK, what are you, what are you 
guys going to say to him? 

687
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,680
Well, go ahead. 
You're the deputy. 

688
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:24,320
Go ahead. 
I've been really practicing my 

689
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,920
American accent. 
You want to hear it? 

690
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:31,880
I would look halt. 
It still sounds pretty Germanic.

691
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:37,680
I'm trying my best. 
You should be like, hey numb 

692
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,920
nuts, stop. 
What's up bro? 

693
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,280
Yeah. 
All day. 

694
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,840
Thanks, accent's pretty good. 
You're right, Jeannie. 

695
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,960
It is over. 
The mirror's up. 

696
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,160
OK, Janie. 
Janie. 

697
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,440
Sorry. 
I I just, I don't want you to 

698
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,960
hear sound like a little girl. 
So. 

699
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,400
OK. 
Love your ears. 

700
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,640
OK, what? 
We've been looking for those 

701
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,640
fugitives. 
There you go. 

702
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,560
I like that. 
A little more black in your 

703
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,280
bowls. 
I like it. 

704
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,560
The guy in the I want to go 
Blazing Saddles on them. 

705
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:24,400
So as deputy of Piss Ass we we 
renounce our claim to these 

706
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:30,600
fugitives. 
There there are in the midst of 

707
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,080
you a gaggle of a bunch of armed
men, as was said. 

708
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,880
But as you approach and say 
this, your hearts start beating 

709
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,520
pretty fast because all heads 
turn to look at you. 

710
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:44,480
And guns, kind of they stand at 
attention. 

711
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,840
And there's two men that are 
kind of seen as a central focal 

712
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,560
point. 
And there's a nicely dressed man

713
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,400
who's kind of posh. 
And there's an older man with a 

714
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,160
with a mustache. 
And he looks kind of more in 

715
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,240
authority. 
OK, well, the guy who who's 

716
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:04,200
posh, he kind of steps forward 
and says what was that again? 

717
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,000
Oh, we're not talking to you. 
I'm talking to the man in charge

718
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,480
over there. 
Yes, we are in charge. 

719
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,480
No, he's older. 
He's in charge. 

720
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,600
Anton, is this the man? 
Yes. 

721
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:22,480
And the old man speaks up. 
Oh, OK, Mr. Antoine, Sir. 

722
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,640
Yes, what? 
It it. 

723
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:30,240
Hi, who are you looking for? 
Carlo, we are looking for. 

724
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,080
You. 
I don't want to cuddle you. 

725
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:36,640
No, no, I I was thinking about 
maybe like cuddling Zelda later,

726
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,480
but that's about it. 
You are called Barrett. 

727
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,720
Nope. 
Jelita answers gang. 

728
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,160
No, that's not me. 
My name is Remington Winchester.

729
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,240
Language. 
Talk to him. 

730
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:54,040
Name is Remington Winchester and
I am the sheriff of piss ass. 

731
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,920
See the. 
Posh The posh man holds up a 

732
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,960
wanted poster. 
Oh sure, with your mug on it. 

733
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,240
Dang it. 
Really don't. 

734
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:06,000
We got them all. 
Yeah, doesn't matter. 

735
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,320
I changed my ways and I am now a
sheriff. 

736
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,080
And that means that. 
And he looks over the poster and

737
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,560
sees Felix. 
Oh Dang it, that's Dang it. 

738
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,960
It's Felix. 
That's him, right? 

739
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,440
Yes. 
Oh, you know. 

740
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,000
My name is Chester Willington 
Felix. 

741
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,280
Strockenbach. 
All. 

742
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,520
The way I. 
Don't say my last name sought 

743
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,120
out. 
I didn't even tell my old group 

744
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,000
what my last name is. 
You. 

745
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,000
Even have his boyfriend hanging 
out with you. 

746
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,680
You knew. 
Crew don't even know. 

747
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:44,920
The man who you stand and serve 
with his name is Felix 

748
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,840
Strockenbach. 
I can't. 

749
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,920
Don't say it like that. 
We're. 

750
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,000
Brothers in order. 
Don't care what his name is. 

751
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,440
We are. 
I'm Anton of the Black Horns. 

752
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,440
Yep, Antoine of the Blacks got 
it. 

753
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,720
It doesn't look that colored. 
It doesn't stop it, you know. 

754
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,760
Stop trying to detention the 
situation. 

755
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,560
I'm not y'all dressed like 
idiots out here in the middle of

756
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,440
nowhere. 
It is. 

757
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,120
Rather hot, yeah, but we've 
only. 

758
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,040
I'm wearing this. 
Colt. 

759
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:16,960
You seem to be a reasonable man.
Sometimes. 

760
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,800
We are only here for Felix. 
OK. 

761
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:23,640
Are you aware? 
Of the man you travel with. 

762
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:29,400
Yeah, his name is Felix. 
He's gay, and his horse is named

763
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,480
Pooping Farting. 
He's a pretty good shot, but he 

764
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,920
relies mostly on his nap. 
Felix, do you care to fill them 

765
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,000
in or shall I, Felix? 
You don't have to do anything 

766
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,960
you don't want to, buddy. 
I'm still taken aback by the 

767
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,680
name by the time that he used my
last name so. 

768
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,760
Yeah, I would too. 
Very well then. 

769
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:53,800
Felix, Felix. 
Ran with Anton and Blackthorns 

770
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,920
for many years. 
I did the. 

771
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,360
Blacks got it. 
I did, yeah. 

772
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,160
Yeah, OK, that's fine. 
He can run with whoever he 

773
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,320
wants. 
He's a grown man. 

774
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:07,680
On a sizeable heist, he gunned 
down my right hand man. 

775
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,760
Well, that's not true. 
I've never fired a gun in my 

776
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,120
life. 
It's. 

777
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,560
My God. 
The blood was on your hands, 

778
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:21,040
witnesses with and you stole the
share of the heist and took it 

779
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,920
all for myself. 
This was unacceptable. 

780
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,800
You must answer for your crimes.
But I didn't do that, no. 

781
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:30,760
What? 
Yes, you did. 

782
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:36,160
It was the other runners. 
That done, Felix make a standard

783
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,600
test. 
I swear it was Heinrich, Dang 

784
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,240
it. 
I swear you look. 

785
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,560
At you look at this man, the 
posh man and he's smirking at 

786
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,200
you I. 
Don't like the way he's looking 

787
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,960
at you? 
I was beseeched and. 

788
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,560
Betrayed. 
OK, Felix does the. 

789
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,560
Reason why I'm here. 
Oh, you were betrayed. 

790
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,600
Of course you were betrayed. 
Of course you would say that 

791
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,320
because you don't want to admit 
that you took all the gold for 

792
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,960
yourself. 
But I didn't. 

793
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,160
Really. 
Think you did? 

794
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,240
But you. 
Did. 

795
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,720
Really think you've been hanging
out with all of us if you did. 

796
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,920
Lauren here has the full story. 
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.

797
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,040
That's a grown ass man is named 
Lauren. 

798
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,000
Yes, that is my name. 
I saw it. 

799
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:26,680
I saw it first handedly. 
Lord Helix here was standing 

800
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,880
next to all of the men that 
you'd put in charge of the 

801
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,000
heist, and he gunned them down 
in the head, 1 by 1. 

802
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,280
I alone made it a way to tell 
the tale. 

803
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,520
Sad indeed. 
Wait, by that line of question, 

804
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:44,160
is Heinrich dead? 
Who the the man who shot the 

805
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,760
other man? 
I need Rick. 

806
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,880
I need Rick. 
You killed Heinrich. 

807
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,880
No, I knew what the he He ratted
me out to the gods. 

808
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,800
Right, that's what you think. 
No. 

809
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,000
That's what I know. 
Change your story as much as you

810
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,800
will. 
I know what happened. 

811
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,440
I made it alive. 
Dutch I I swear he he was I. 

812
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,880
Believe. 
I don't even know these guys. 

813
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,840
I'm scared of guns. 
I I know. 

814
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,920
When can I get when can I get 
behind Lauren or Laurie or 

815
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,040
whatever his name is? 
Kill him as soon as you can, 

816
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,280
please. 
You you pass your test so you 

817
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,760
can be there. 
All right, I'm going to draw my 

818
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,640
sword and put it to a stroke 
from behind. 

819
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,960
And just kill him, don't give 
him a chance. 

820
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,560
All right, fair enough. 
You you said that for me to like

821
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,640
make a save or something Dang. 
It yes an advantage. 

822
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,640
Fours and threes, that's all I'm
rolling. 

823
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,760
Yeah. 
Can I use one of my 2 grit to 

824
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,000
make one of them a success? 
You can. 

825
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,480
I want to do that. 
Before Q, before Q swings, you 

826
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:55,560
see that you remember Lauren 
being on the heist that day. 

827
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,320
Yes, he was supposed to be on 
lookout. 

828
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,640
Yes, it seems that he may have 
had something to do with your 

829
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,120
framing. 
Oh. 

830
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:03,400
Good. 
Thank you. 

831
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,360
And that's why the. 
Snitch to you is dead and Lauren

832
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,480
was the one that saw it all 
apparently. 2 together. 

833
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,240
Basically it's all this guy's 
fault. 

834
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,360
Yep. 
Yep. 

835
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,920
Lawrence, you were supposed to 
be our lookout. 

836
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,640
You. 
You weren't even supposed to be 

837
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,800
where we were running out. 
How did you see it all? 

838
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:26,000
Lauren, you should. 
We're with him the whole time. 

839
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,400
You got slammy written all over 
you fella. 

840
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,440
The plan was, the plan was, 
Lawrence, that you were supposed

841
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,520
to be in the front of the bank. 
We ran out the pack. 

842
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,000
Like, yeah, how could you? 
Said that you saw the whole 

843
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,400
thing if you were not there, not
where you said you were. 

844
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,440
But it's suspicious. 
Oh me. 

845
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:50,160
No, not you, I'm talking. 
I'm talking Lauren. 

846
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,920
Yeah, Lauren's. 
Yeah, Laurie. 

847
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:57,480
Sir, I assure you I was where I 
was supposed to be. 

848
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,440
If you were supposed and you 
ever sat. 

849
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,040
Lawyer, lawyer. 
Pants on Fire. 

850
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:05,520
I was helping with the vault, of
course. 

851
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:09,360
Looks like daddy's little boy. 
Wait, that wasn't even your job.

852
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,400
You weren't even. 
There. 

853
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:14,240
He's right. 
Felix is right, Lauren, Enough. 

854
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,120
We came all the way across these
waters and I hear this now. 

855
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,440
What really happened? 
Lauren was Lauren was supposed 

856
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,400
to be our outlook. 
That's preposterous. 

857
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,360
You. 
See Anton I And he looks over at

858
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,560
Anton and he's got a gun pointed
at him. 

859
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,720
And at this point, Q comes out 
of the bushes and his sword is 

860
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,800
at his throat. 
Whose throat, Lauren? 

861
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:36,960
Lauren's throat. 
Yeah. 

862
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,320
Oh. 
Quick shot, he throw my knife 

863
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:44,280
very fast at him. 
Anton lowers his gun and smiles,

864
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,960
confident that Lauren is the one
behind it. 

865
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:51,000
Dear God, please help us. 
I come to the. 

866
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,960
Knife right that's. 
Ready to blast? 

867
00:47:53,520 --> 00:48:02,120
He looks at Q, Anton looks at Q,
kind of gives smile like go 

868
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,120
ahead, he gets, he deserves what
he has coming to him. 

869
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,320
I ride in on my mechanical 
horse, it's breathing fire and 

870
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,600
sparks and I got my guns trailed
on him. 

871
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:19,160
Wow, this is as Q cuts the head 
off of Lauren Couples down. 

872
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,320
Yeah. 
Dick good. 

873
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:29,400
Job. 
Well, this is awkward. 

874
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,600
Yeah, a little bit. 
Men free diseased people. 

875
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,320
They've done nothing wrong. 
Thank you. 

876
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,560
What about our emotional 
distress? 

877
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,120
He strokes his mustache. 
I believe a feast is in order. 

878
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,480
OK. 
To show my sincerest apologies, 

879
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,840
this one was not able to shut up
about you Felix. 

880
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,880
Oh, really? 
Who's this I? 

881
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,440
Sincerely apologize. 
Let us eat. 

882
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,040
Hope you guys are know. 
Hope you guys know that you guys

883
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,360
are about to eat the best 
hamburger of your life. 

884
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,440
Are you guys going to eat each 
other later? 

885
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,280
Yeah, wait a second. 
Is that is that a gay thing? 

886
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,280
I. 
Don't like a gay thing? 

887
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,680
No. 
I've been to the year 2025 where

888
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:21,400
it's normal but I'm not in it. 
No, we have a culinary dish 

889
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,480
called the Hamburg. 
We squished me into like a dish.

890
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,520
Hamburg. 
Yeah, a hamburger. 

891
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,920
It's called a hamburger. 
Yeah, that sounds. 

892
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,320
Delicious. 
Hamburg. 

893
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,120
Oh, Hamburg. 
It's German. 

894
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,240
It's pretty good. 
It's called a hamburger. 

895
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,720
You put ketchup, mustard and 
Pickles on it. 

896
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,760
And cheese too. 
That that made it over here 

897
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,640
already. 
Mustard, hey? 

898
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,560
Mustard well. 
Mustard on the beat? 

899
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:53,200
No. 
Cheese is the ketchup made out 

900
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,600
of real cats. 
What is going on? 

901
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,160
No, it's a sauce. 
It's a sweet sauce made in the. 

902
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,840
So you guys? 
It's actually pretty good. 

903
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:09,600
Have a feast, a feast. 
A feast, A feast and Felix bangs

904
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,160
this guy. 
Oh no. 

905
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,080
While we all plug our ears. 
Wasn't planning on that. 

906
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,160
I wasn't, don't worry. 
I wasn't indeed that. 

907
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,680
Good. 
Strictly platonic. 

908
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,200
I like. 
It yes, though I do curl in his 

909
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,320
arms. 
What? 

910
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:38,480
Yeah, Anton again apologizes 
sincerely for his actions, for 

911
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,320
he was completely mistaken. 
That's why you check your 

912
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,640
sources. 
Hey, Anton, I'm I'm glad that 

913
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,040
everything looked the way out 
the way that it did. 

914
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:52,600
I was going to go for you first.
And then I realized that, oh, 

915
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,840
Laurie was the was the big snake
in the grass and he needed his 

916
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,600
head chopped off. 
And that he was. 

917
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,240
Thank you for your quick 
decision making. 

918
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,960
Yes. 
That's what Q's known for, being

919
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,960
a quick thinker. 
Something like that. 

920
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:11,560
Well, Felix, it really wasn't 
you at all with the heist. 

921
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,880
No, it wasn't. 
For real. 

922
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:24,600
I didn't show you no cap. 
Shoot, man, it's hard for a 

923
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:33,720
player out here. 
I'm sorry. 

924
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,320
We do talk different over the 
pond. 

925
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:43,720
Yeah, our slang is very. 
Felix. 

926
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,760
These hamburgers are delicious 
on God. 

927
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,800
On God. 
They're called hamburgers, 

928
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,200
Yakuna. 
Loyal mercy. 

929
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,080
Oh. 
My goodness. 

930
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,640
It's my God. 
These hamburgers. 

931
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,760
These hamburgers are very 
stupid. 

932
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,640
Oh, that nobody told you that's 
not in style anymore. 

933
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,600
Or that that's not in style 
anymore. 

934
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,480
We don't say that, no. 
Just like Hawk. 

935
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,480
Don't worry, it'll come back. 
Around in 2023, don't worry 

936
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,360
about it. 
What is being said? 

937
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,720
I can't. 
I don't know. 

938
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,360
Perhaps I have had. 
Too. 

939
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,920
Much. 
Nobody understands it. 

940
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,320
Don't worry, nobody understands 
it. 

941
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,560
They just say it. 
You kind of gloss over the topic

942
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,160
of what's going on with 
snakeskin, and Anton basically 

943
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:44,120
agrees to donate his services, 
his men, to helping you a lot 

944
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,720
more. 
He's got like, Oh yeah, 20 to 30

945
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,600
guys to help you, dude. 
Oh, that's it. 

946
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,240
That's a crazy Austrians. 
What could go? 

947
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,040
Like climbing, my friend. 
And now they're they're art 

948
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,880
school applications. 
That'll really piss him off. 

949
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:07,320
It becomes morning and. 
I get grit back. 

950
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,600
Q We're going to go to. 
You. 

951
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,960
They all. 
Get grit. 

952
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,560
I'm all grit it up like it's a 
Tuesday morning. 

953
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,360
Grit. 
I got a fat grit. 

954
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:22,240
Yeah, you guys do grit QQ you 
get 1 less apparently. 

955
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,520
No, that's at the start. 
Yeah. 

956
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,720
So he gets one less at the 
start, but he gets 2 every day. 

957
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,880
Oh, is that what it is? 
Yes. 

958
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,520
You know how be a player. 
It's hard for a player. 

959
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,520
How do you? 
Maria for. 

960
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,640
Real thank you for really 
articulating my. 

961
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,080
Position or or something like 
that I. 

962
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,920
Don't know. 
You millennials. 

963
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,800
No, yeah. 
Q You see that? 

964
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:49,400
Master. 
You see that Cheney is throwing 

965
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,760
a makeshift sword at flower 
bags. 

966
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,160
Well I get they were emptied and
and haze put in them. 

967
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,000
But. 
You see there, you see that her 

968
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,400
form is way off. 
It's not even hitting the 

969
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,120
target. 
Sweetheart, let let let me show 

970
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,760
you something you got to you got
to hit it like this. 

971
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,880
Make a roll. 
Hold you hold your hand because 

972
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:14,840
I want you to hold your hand. 
Hold it like this and then swing

973
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,880
like that. 
And it flies true and sticks 

974
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,680
right in the bag, right in the 
center. 

975
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,880
And she's wide eyed. 
Wow, how'd you do that? 

976
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,000
I mean, I know you literally 
just told me how you did that, 

977
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,080
but I don't know if I can be as.
Oh if. 

978
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,640
I can be as good as you. 
Oh, sure you can. 

979
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,720
Of course you can, Clara. 
You just have. 

980
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,880
It's Chinese. 
Yes, that's what I said. 

981
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,960
About that, I know that we just 
kind of met. 

982
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:46,480
You barely know my name and I 
get it, but I just want you to 

983
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,240
know before this goes any 
further. 

984
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,600
You're going to do it, don't 
you? 

985
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,320
What? 
You're going to target my heart 

986
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,840
strings, aren't you? 
Go ahead. 

987
00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:00,040
I hope, I hope not. 
I just, I feel wrong kind of 

988
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:05,000
going further with this without 
telling you that Liz kind of 

989
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,120
made-up that whole thing about 
my real dad. 

990
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,640
She wanted me to, to have an 
opportunity to kind of feel you 

991
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,400
out and, and make sure that you 
were OK to be my dad because, 

992
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:19,360
well, you're my real dad. 
There's been nobody else. 

993
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,560
I I just been waiting to meet 
you my whole life. 

994
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,600
I feel like I finally found 
where I'm supposed to belong. 

995
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,720
You know, Oh my God, this is 
good. 

996
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,600
And I'm laying like ahead first,
like out of my tent, just 

997
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,640
sipping a cup of coffee, kicking
my feet. 

998
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,200
Anyway, Dad, I'm just, I know 
I'm a lot of responsibility, but

999
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:46,760
I just want you to know that I 
love you and if you don't want 

1000
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,080
me to be around then I'll go 
somewhere else, but you'll 

1001
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,600
always be my dad. 
She's got him there. 

1002
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,080
She's got him. 
There. 

1003
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:02,960
She got you I. 
Rolled to give her a hug. 

1004
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,800
Roll. 
Just give her a hug. 

1005
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:10,240
Yeah, I wanted to see if I would
miss and it was almost critical.

1006
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:15,000
He rolls the one. 
He rolls the one trips and just 

1007
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:19,240
falls flat on his face like. 
You didn't you? 

1008
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,800
Didn't have to roll for that, 
but. 

1009
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,720
Tiny. 
You. 

1010
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,600
Yeah, I knew you were going to 
do it. 

1011
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,840
I told you you were going to tug
at my heartstrings and you did. 

1012
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,600
I'm sorry. 
I knew you were my daughter from

1013
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:35,080
the woman I met. 
You didn't want to admit it, 

1014
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,480
didn't want children. 
But here you are. 

1015
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,720
So I'll be your dad. 
I'll love you. 

1016
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,920
Yeah. 
And I'll be happy about it. 

1017
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,160
Sounds like a Disney song should
be playing at this. 

1018
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:57,800
Moment like having like a tear 
run down his face. 

1019
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,320
It's just so beautiful, so 
beautiful. 

1020
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,600
You should invent. 
ATV that. 

1021
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,400
Displays this. 
What the Hell's ATV? 

1022
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,760
Don't know in the honey. 
Way I'm just never. 

1023
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,480
I'm proud to call you my dad, 
Daddy. 

1024
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,480
And I'm proud to call you my 
daughter. 

1025
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:20,240
You're pretty amazing actually. 
That's what that one lady was. 

1026
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,040
Calling it no thanks to me, of 
course. 

1027
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,600
Well, actually, Mom Mama told me
all sorts of stories about you. 

1028
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,040
Oh. 
My. 

1029
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,800
Oh my, you sounded pretty cool. 
I've always wanted to be like 

1030
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,440
you. 
A minute close one, eh? 

1031
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,520
Thought she was going to tell 
you some bad stories about me. 

1032
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,800
Not that great of a guy, I. 
Heard all that? 

1033
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,960
I can't. 
Be a bad guy anymore. 

1034
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:53,920
You should really tell me later.
OK, writing in a book. 

1035
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,080
Felix. 
Yeah. 

1036
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:06,960
You you're watching the display 
go down and I feel a presence 

1037
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:07,560
next to you. 
Oh. 

1038
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,560
Alpha, we're not. 
Going to go Brokeback Mountain 

1039
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,040
all week another. 
Entire. 

1040
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,000
I wish I could. 
Quit you. 

1041
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:23,440
I wish I could quit you. 
He's just he's got his arms 

1042
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,200
crossed. 
Hey, Felix. 

1043
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,360
So. 
So what you did back there, 

1044
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,960
telling the truth, throwing your
knife, It's pretty cool it. 

1045
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,160
Was kind of cool just. 
He's kind of scratching the back

1046
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,000
of his head. 
He's like, I know you think I'm 

1047
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:40,560
dumb, and you're probably right.
Maybe I am a little dumb. 

1048
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:45,760
See, I got a I'm cursed with 
having the world's most tragic 

1049
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,120
back story. 
And I will never talk. 

1050
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:51,360
About it. 
But all I can say is this. 

1051
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:57,160
It's been a life of struggle, 
scars and heartbreak. 

1052
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,760
The sisters at the orphanage 
that tried to poison me going. 

1053
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:06,960
Into it. 
OK, he said that he wouldn't go 

1054
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,720
into it. 
He wasn't. 

1055
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,720
Good of it. 
Well, I had to kill. 

1056
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,280
I had to kill one of them. 
It gets a lot deeper than that. 

1057
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:18,320
The Sisters. 
They tried to poison me and they

1058
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,800
wanted me dead. 
So I had to fight for my life. 

1059
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,160
And I've been fighting for my 
life my whole life. 

1060
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,480
So maybe I'm a little bit 
irrational, but I just hope that

1061
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,200
we can have a chance to be 
better friends. 

1062
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:35,880
Yeah, I'm. 
I'm here to be a good friend. 

1063
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,000
Maybe something else? 
That's all I got. 

1064
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:47,280
I got friends on didn't I? 
I'm walking by Felix's tent and 

1065
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,480
I stop hard and look and I'm 
like my goodness that's gayer 

1066
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:56,480
than broke back. 
I am pretty. 

1067
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,920
I am. 
Pretty happy when I'm hanging 

1068
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,360
out with you. 
Yeah, yeah, sure. 

1069
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:03,080
That's what that means. 
That's what gay. 

1070
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,520
Means yeah it. 
Doesn't mean anything else. 

1071
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,800
Definitely wasn't. 
Yeah, sure. 

1072
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:11,360
It's. 1880 SO. 
Yeah, yeah, totally what gay 

1073
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,040
means. 
You are the you are the asshole.

1074
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:17,560
Or anything. 
What? 

1075
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,280
Nothing. 
You're homosexual. 

1076
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:21,200
Nothing. 
Yeah. 

1077
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,800
Homosexual. 
Yeah. 

1078
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:25,800
Nothing. 
No. 

1079
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:32,960
Come. 
On not the damn thing anyways. 

1080
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,320
On the eyes. 
If you come over to my tent 

1081
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,840
tonight, I'll tell you more 
about my. 

1082
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:41,160
Tragic story, you. 
Might take no more. 

1083
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:49,280
Why is everyone gagging? 
I swallowed too big of a boy to 

1084
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:55,800
the Hamburg. 
You see, and we'll go to Colt 

1085
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:01,160
next and he's kind of hanging 
out by a tree drinking alcohol 

1086
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:02,720
or what are you doing? 
Colt the door. 

1087
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,800
Smoking a cigar, watching the 
the boys unfold. 

1088
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,800
Hey Colt, can I have one of 
those cigars? 

1089
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:16,000
Pants are coming off. 
He was lying over there like a 

1090
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,240
baby. 
Cheney's got her. 

1091
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,200
Her. 
Hand on it. 

1092
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:24,800
Wait, what does my pants call? 
What has happened to my camp? 

1093
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:31,920
We used the Outlaws look called 
character development in the 

1094
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:35,160
wrong direction. 
Matthias approaches you. 

1095
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,840
You call him Matt. 
Oh. 

1096
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:39,720
He's your. 
He's your lumberjack. 

1097
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,800
So. 
Oh yeah. 

1098
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,240
Oh you. 
Hey Sup bro. 

1099
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,400
What's up bro? 
How's it going, man? 

1100
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:52,080
Hey brother, look, we're not 
going to have the conversation 

1101
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:55,720
that Tarn Felix just had. 
Thank you, I'd kill you. 

1102
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:04,960
I'd kill me too, man. 
And I I agreed to help Zelda cut

1103
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,720
down a tree later. 
So wait, my you and me. 

1104
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,360
My conversation was broadcasted 
to the entire camp. 

1105
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,400
Cult Yeah, you guys were making 
screaming at each other. 

1106
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,320
Yeah, pretty much front and 
center. 

1107
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,280
It's pretty cool. 
She's got a tree blocking her 

1108
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,000
tent, so I I told her I'd cut it
down. 

1109
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,840
So you and me are going to do 
that later. 

1110
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,560
That's fun. 
Yeah, a tree or a. 

1111
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:29,800
Three. 
Probably. 

1112
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,520
Oh. 
Dear, I don't know, it's the 

1113
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,400
1890s. 
Everyone, every woman has that 

1114
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:33,880
Bush. 
That's. 

1115
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:44,160
Why they are they are icky. 
It's the 1890s, only the men are

1116
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,320
shaved. 
That's why I like them all. 

1117
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:54,800
Right. 
Anyway, Colt, I just want to I 

1118
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,320
came to you to ask you about if 
you'd marry me. 

1119
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:03,160
No, I'm just kidding about your 
your buddy Willie in there. 

1120
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,160
I heard about. 
Kind of what happened down in 

1121
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:07,640
Cinder Creek. 
I. 

1122
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:11,280
Kind of always knew that Cricket
had strange family ties. 

1123
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:16,200
Do you you think he's dead? 
You know, I'd like to sit here 

1124
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,080
and reckon with you that he 
isn't, but I have no other proof

1125
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,240
that he is. 
You know what I mean? 

1126
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,520
So yeah, like I heard something 
about a burning building. 

1127
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,680
Was he did he light on fire or 
what? 

1128
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,880
What happened with that? 
Obviously I don't know, 

1129
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,320
everything is kind of crazy out 
there right now. 

1130
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,840
Well, it's like, tell you what? 
Ending. 

1131
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,600
Tell you what, I'm a I'm a 
devoted friend and I'll do 

1132
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:40,520
anything for you. 
So if he's if he, if he's still 

1133
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,720
alive, and I reckon that he 
might be, judging from the 

1134
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,440
stories that I heard, yeah, 
we'll go out of first light, 

1135
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,080
take care of him. 
Like that? 

1136
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:49,880
Capiche I. 
Knew it. 

1137
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:56,160
He was the only one that died. 
Tonto cricket's dead cricket. 

1138
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,520
Is dead cricket. 
Is dead. 

1139
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,280
Oh, his name was. 
His name was Tonto. 

1140
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,640
That's right. 
It was Barking. 

1141
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,320
Barking Tree. 
Yes, of course. 

1142
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:08,400
Cricket is also dead. 
We. 

1143
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,240
All know you're going to bring 
cricket back in some blazy 

1144
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:15,080
riding nonsensical ways. 
We. 

1145
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,560
Know it's insulting. 
Hey. 

1146
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:21,000
Yeah, it's going. 
To be wearing some sort of 

1147
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,800
bulletproof vest or something. 
Oh, he got filled with hole. 

1148
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,120
Kronos. 
Oh. 

1149
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:29,520
Good, now I get to have a gay 
talk with somebody. 

1150
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:34,400
Oh yeah. 
I can bring Zelda in here if you

1151
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,000
want. 
What do you want, Ginger? 

1152
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:39,440
I'll bring I'll bring Zelda 
along. 

1153
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,000
It's fine. 
Anyway. 

1154
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,120
Yeah, I'm Jeremiah. 
My dad never loved me. 

1155
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,680
But anyway, I've been working 
with this strange advice that I 

1156
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:48,720
found What's so funny. 
But what's so funny? 

1157
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:56,840
Gal, I personally haven't met 
your dad and I can assure you if

1158
01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:01,680
a man loved his son anymore it 
would be akin to the 

1159
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,640
relationship that God and Jesus 
had. 

1160
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:11,920
Well, I don't know how you know 
that, but I mean, that's fine. 

1161
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,840
I've been a lot of places, my 
friend. 

1162
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:17,240
Anyway, what were you saying? 
Listen, I knew that that guy 

1163
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:21,440
Kessler, he, you brought some, 
you sent some stuff at his back 

1164
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:22,880
to camp. 
I've been looking at it. 

1165
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,200
I think I might have cracked the
code. 

1166
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,120
There's this weird device that 
he had. 

1167
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,680
Looks like some sort of compass.
And to you it looks like a 

1168
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,720
transmitter. 
That's not a compass. 

1169
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,480
Look at this thing here in the 
middle though, and it looks like

1170
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:41,760
a little battery source and of 
which you have a few of so you 

1171
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,600
can stick it in the device and 
it hums. 

1172
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,800
Jeremiah steps back. 
He's. 

1173
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,440
Like whoa, what's? 
Is that a bomb? 

1174
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,200
Is that dynamite? 
Dynamite. 

1175
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,240
Going on there. 
Does this look like dynamite to 

1176
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:55,040
you? 
Hick. 

1177
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,920
I don't know what it looks like.
All the nose. 

1178
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:01,480
My dad never loved me and they 
use a weird guy. 

1179
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:10,160
It's a transmitter. 
It transmits information through

1180
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,800
airwaves. 
Whatever you say, weirdo, 

1181
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:18,760
you're. 
Left alone, the weird one. 

1182
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,240
And you're the one who refused 
to believe your dad loved you. 

1183
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:27,640
Yeah. 
He he leaves it alone with the 

1184
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,480
transmitter and you're pressing 
some buttons. 

1185
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,880
It's not really, it's kind of 
humming but can't really tune. 

1186
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,760
You see a little knob and you go
through the frequencies and 

1187
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:41,080
eventually a little hologram 
thing spits out like 6 inches 

1188
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:46,320
away from the device and it's a 
it's a woman's face and it's 

1189
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,320
your mother. 
I don't have a mother. 

1190
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,120
You don't anymore. 
You because you recall her being

1191
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,120
dead. 
I. 

1192
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,840
Don't have a mother. 
I was grown like every other 

1193
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:59,640
grown art it, says Kessler. 
Kessler, is that you? 

1194
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:00,800
Come in. 
Kessler. 

1195
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,920
Where are you? 
Kunos. 

1196
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,640
Kunos. 
You're still alive. 

1197
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,880
No kidding. 
Hi, son. 

1198
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,040
I've been trying to reach you 
boys. 

1199
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,720
No, you haven't. 
Kessler came to get you. 

1200
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,000
Yeah, I killed him. 
Where are you? 

1201
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,560
Yeah, the figures killed it. 
Where are you? 

1202
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:20,840
What timeline? 
1886 I think. 

1203
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:24,600
Oh no, that timeline's off 
limits. 

1204
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,520
Do you know what this means? 
No, but you'll tell me. 

1205
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:34,400
I will because I'm expositating 
that timeline's it. 

1206
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,520
It's not supposed to exist. 
What 1886 is? 

1207
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,960
That the weird way of seeing 
this Is there a time of the 

1208
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,360
month? 
No, not the date. 

1209
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,160
The timeline number I tracked 
you on, the beacon. 

1210
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,840
That timeline you're in doesn't 
exist. 

1211
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,400
It's forbidden. 
What timeline? 

1212
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,080
Timeline. 
What time? 

1213
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,200
8891-A. 
It doesn't. 

1214
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,880
Exist. 
Yes, Kronos. 

1215
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,920
Makes no sense. 
This is how we label timelines. 

1216
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,480
You should know this. 
No, I can't. 

1217
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:04,440
But there's no 891-A, there's a 
solid 891. 

1218
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,440
There's no dashes on it. 
You're in Dash A. 

1219
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,880
It's a forbidden timeline, 
essentially. 

1220
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,040
There's something there. 
Well, slap me with rice and hand

1221
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,320
me to you. 
Kessler, your brother was sent 

1222
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:17,279
by the Dark Overlord to get him 
to. 

1223
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,359
Get him. 
Whatever this, whatever this 

1224
01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:22,439
thing is in that timeline, none 
of you should be there. 

1225
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:26,200
He was he, Kessler said. 
He was going to try to convince 

1226
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,120
you to join the resistance 
against the Overlord. 

1227
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:31,880
He came in and said I know you 
and then tried to kill me. 

1228
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:35,960
Was his gun loaded with those 
those blue plastic tubes? 

1229
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:39,240
Maybe don't. 
Recall he had, I think he had 

1230
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,520
sedatives in his gun. 
Oh, good. 

1231
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,560
Yeah. 
He wanted to get come up in the 

1232
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,640
Old West and start trying to 
shoot. 

1233
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,760
That makes sense. 
Or he could have said, hey, can 

1234
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,479
we have a talk, brother to 
brother? 

1235
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,880
But no. 
Would you really have believed 

1236
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,439
that he said he was your 
brother? 

1237
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,800
Maybe he was just trying to fit 
into the timeline best he could 

1238
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:00,800
and then convince you from. 
That maybe. 

1239
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,680
Maybe, but I'm not lost in the 
time. 

1240
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:07,040
I know very well that it's not 
1896. 

1241
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:11,439
It's 891-A. 
Yeah, that version of 1896. 

1242
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,760
You need to get out of there, 
Kronos. 

1243
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,640
I'm glad you're still alive. 
I I thought you died. 

1244
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:21,080
I've killed you thrice over. 
You keep dying in all these 

1245
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,720
different timelines. 
You killed me 3 times. 

1246
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:27,920
I know our race is incapable of 
love, but I almost feel it for 

1247
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:30,600
you, my son. 
Wait a second, did you just say 

1248
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,520
you killed ME3? 
Times I've seen you die three 

1249
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:36,040
times. 
You just said you killed me 

1250
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,080
three times. 
I've. 

1251
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,920
Seen you killed. 
I've seen you killed thrice. 

1252
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:42,960
Whatever I said, I didn't kill 
you. 

1253
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:45,319
It's the Dark Overlord. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

1254
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,359
Sounds like an excuse to me. 
I believe it. 

1255
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,800
She's she is right. 
Dash A doesn't exist. 

1256
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,640
None of us should be here. 
We got to get the heck out of 

1257
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,040
here. 
And you turn to look at back at 

1258
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,080
the transmitter and it's it's 
dead. 

1259
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:04,000
Well, that's unfortunate. 
Signal loss. 

1260
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,680
I save the pieces to possibly 
upgrade my gun later. 

1261
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,680
Hey Dutch. 
You. 

1262
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:15,800
We got to get the heck out of 
here, man. 

1263
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:19,960
Not the town either. 
The whole Dang timeline. 

1264
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,080
It's a powder keg ready to blow.
What? 

1265
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:26,000
Are you talking about? 
The universe is going to explode

1266
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,960
and we got to get out. 
What is a universe? 

1267
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,960
Universe. 
Holy balls, you know the thing 

1268
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:37,760
outside of Earth. 
You know the big, big space 

1269
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:41,360
outside of Earth? 
I think the sky weirdos. 

1270
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,360
They don't know what you're 
talking about. 

1271
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,160
Listen to this. 
OK? 

1272
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,440
Let me help you, then. 
Let me help you. 

1273
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:52,480
The Earth is going to explode. 
Technically it's going to 

1274
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:55,400
impose, then explode. 
It's too big now. 

1275
01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:02,560
I know about the solar system. 
Holy crap, Fritz is educated. 

1276
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:03,760
Thank you. 
OK all. 

1277
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,480
Right. 
All right, Felix, there are 

1278
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,520
things above the Earth. 
Felix realizes this. 

1279
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:16,200
Well, Felix, the universe that 
we are in right now is going to 

1280
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:20,200
implode, then explode because it
is an anomaly. 

1281
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:23,720
It's not supposed to be. 
Or that's not good, so. 

1282
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,000
We gotta. 
So, are you familiar with string

1283
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,480
theory and other dimensions and 
timelines? 

1284
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:33,080
I'm sorry, what? 
OK, I went too far for him too. 

1285
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:38,680
All right, multiple. 
We need to get out of here. 

1286
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:44,080
OK, well cupcake. 
We got we got to backtrack this 

1287
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,720
transmitter. 
I start fiddling with the 

1288
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,000
transmitter to see if I could 
backtrack it to where it came 

1289
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,520
from and at least in this 
timeline. 

1290
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,720
As you're expounding on this, I 
hear a voice behind you say, 

1291
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:58,000
what's all this about a 
transmitter? 

1292
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:09,000
Not this guy. 
Hello I'm I've been down here 

1293
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:13,040
quite a few times and nobody's 
been here so I have not 

1294
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:16,840
collected payment. 
So I'm here to collect payment. 

1295
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,760
Yep, I got a wagon for you right
there. 

1296
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:21,800
I must say I have become a 
little bit irritated. 

1297
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,560
You say money is in a wagon. 
Bring it to me. 

1298
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:31,880
Oh my gosh, what a diva. 
Somebody rolls up the wagon and 

1299
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:34,520
De Niro falls out of it. 
There you go. 

1300
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:37,280
How much is here? 
A wagon full. 

1301
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:39,840
Ain't y'all counted it? 
No. 

1302
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:44,080
We've been too busy. 
I'm sorry we have to do your 

1303
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:48,760
work for you. 
And since Felix is the money man

1304
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:51,280
that I have counted it. 
I would say enough. 

1305
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,840
Roll with advantage to pull 
something out of your butt that 

1306
01:12:54,840 --> 01:13:02,280
he'll believe. 
For $1,000,000. 90,875. 

1307
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,400
Yeah, I was cool with that. 
Yeah, like I said, enough. 

1308
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:09,040
You've heard of a crap ton. 
This is a wagon ton. 

1309
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:13,000
It's a little finger. 
I'm glad that one of you decided

1310
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:16,320
to make a good on your promise 
and count the money that you 

1311
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:20,520
plan to pay me with. 
No one said we would count it 

1312
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,560
for you. 
When are we going to kill this 

1313
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:23,440
goal again? 
It's. 

1314
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:26,000
Part. 
Of the deal, son, it's not. 

1315
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:30,440
I'm sorry that the pleasantries 
are over, but the money has been

1316
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,760
late and I am pissed. 
Death. 

1317
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:37,080
I mean, we can get rid of it for
you if you would rather us not 

1318
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,720
give it. 
I will be taking it from here, 

1319
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:41,960
but I just want you to know that
interest has gone up. 

1320
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,160
It's only. 
Been two days have. 

1321
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,160
Fun with it. 
You do not bring me double this 

1322
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:52,640
amount by next, let's say 
sundown, then I will kill 

1323
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:55,600
everybody here. 
Would you always kill you now? 

1324
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,120
Does. 
He by himself. 

1325
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:06,000
No, he's got everybody. 
Wait, we have We have an army of

1326
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,360
angry Austrians though. 
And the entire town of piss ass 

1327
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,480
and the. 
Entire town of piss ass. 

1328
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,680
They're not here. 
We can go get. 

1329
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,200
There, are you wanting to start 
something? 

1330
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:19,440
Colt Barrett hand twiddling over
your gun there. 

1331
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,160
I say. 
We leave him to implode and 

1332
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:26,120
explode with the universe and 
get the heck out of here. 

1333
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:30,240
What's all this talk about 
universe mumbo jumbo? 

1334
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,600
Nothing, none of your business. 
All right, we'll, we'll get. 

1335
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,480
For you, all the pleasantries 
are back. 

1336
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,360
Colt Barrett. 
Oh yes, they're massive. 

1337
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:48,760
I practically just spit in your 
face and your old chummy with me

1338
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,360
now. 
I'm sorry. 

1339
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,880
Are you being smart with me, 
boy? 

1340
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:58,560
Why no? 
Master, he sticks his gun right 

1341
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,440
to your head. 
Fancy. 

1342
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:04,360
I got one of them too. 
You see, it's shoved in your gut

1343
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:08,560
right now. 
And you place the barrel against

1344
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,080
him. 
In his gut. 

1345
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,440
Yeah. 
And he takes the his gun away 

1346
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:18,600
from from your head and grips 
the barrel that you're holding 

1347
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:21,800
with both hands and holds it in 
his gut. 

1348
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:23,240
Is that what you want, boy? 
And. 

1349
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,200
He smiles the biggest smile 
you've ever seen him. 

1350
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,400
Take about 1/2 hour, pull you at
the door. 

1351
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,240
It's really painful. 
And you'll shit yourself. 

1352
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,120
And I peel my bullet. 
You're going to get. 

1353
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,320
Listened to me. 
Please do it. 

1354
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,360
I dare you. 
OK. 

1355
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:41,320
I pull my gun and stick it to 
his head. 

1356
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:43,960
This sweetheart, please do what 
you got. 

1357
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,400
He dared me to. 
I have to do it. 

1358
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:49,120
The ever present threat, doesn't
it? 

1359
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:53,480
Just try a few. 
No, I can't stand this guy. 

1360
01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:00,280
Don't, don't touch me. 
Is he climaxing? 

1361
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:06,640
He just combing his pants. 
If I just go ahead and. 

1362
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:10,560
In this car. 
Right now, Felix just. 

1363
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:15,960
Points towards Clyde's fancy. 
He just busted a knife. 

1364
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:23,800
He straightens up and he kind of
throws tosses your gun to away 

1365
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:26,720
from his gut. 
Like I'm done with you all. 

1366
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:32,920
Right, I'm done with two SO. 
You know what, I'm having a bit 

1367
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:36,960
of post nut clarity. 
I didn't need to know that. 

1368
01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:46,360
I think I don't see the. 
Value I see you. 

1369
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:50,000
And your gang of Charmans. 
Charmans. 

1370
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:53,840
I think you're becoming a bigger
threat than your worth, Colt 

1371
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:54,960
Barrett. 
I must say they're. 

1372
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,400
Like die Hard man. 
I don't. 

1373
01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,360
I don't think I want you around 
no more. 

1374
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,480
I don't think we can be friends 
no more. 

1375
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,680
Season. 
Season is how you just held your

1376
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,200
gun to me. 
Right, because you held your gun

1377
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:11,520
to me, so you know. 
Well, I am better than you. 

1378
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,640
Well. 
Clearly you weren't because I 

1379
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:19,480
had my gun on you so. 
I tell you, Master, you should 

1380
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:22,240
have showed me respect. 
Should I have though? 

1381
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,920
I mean. 
I mean, yeah. 

1382
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,560
Definitely. 
I like that you kind of buck my 

1383
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,480
order sometimes. 
Oh yeah. 

1384
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:35,520
It kind of it gets me places. 
Man, everybody's gay in this 

1385
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:39,880
time. 
And I focus first and then I 

1386
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:42,440
pulled out my other gun. 
Do you have any more grit? 

1387
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:47,160
Yeah, I just got some and I 
shot. 

1388
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:50,320
OK, where do you shoot him? 
Oh man, we're all going to hell.

1389
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,920
Right in. 
The the anus. 

1390
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,000
Penis. 
The penis. 

1391
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,280
Yeah. 
With Incendiary. 

1392
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,960
I shooted Volvo. 
Yeah, yeah, I shooted. 

1393
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,560
Volvo. 
OK. 

1394
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,720
And he bends over. 
Oh great, he's going to get off 

1395
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,800
more. 
He his whole body almost 

1396
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:11,160
immediately ignites in flames, 
and he he looks over at you. 

1397
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:14,880
His teeth look even whiter 
compared to the, his the the 

1398
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:18,680
charring skin around it, but 
he's still smiling, says thank 

1399
01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:19,040
you. 
Hey. 

1400
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:22,880
Boy. 
You woke over. 

1401
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:26,200
And with that, the rest of you 
are getting. 

1402
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,320
Shot. 
The rest of you are shot by his 

1403
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,680
goons. 
Oh, OK. 

1404
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:31,560
Oh. 
Not me. 

1405
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:35,240
Just a rhythm of gunfire. 
Yeah, even Kronos. 

1406
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:38,280
Everybody is shot. 
Nope, I teleport out my brother.

1407
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:43,640
No, that's how I roll. 
So I roll, wait for my moment, 

1408
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:46,480
and I roll. 
Corona really pulled out the Uno

1409
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:50,920
what the verse called. 
Kronos teleports away and thinks

1410
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:53,720
he's in the clear and it. 
Was only 5 feet. 

1411
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:59,880
He tell him 5 feet away in the 
barrel of another person and is 

1412
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:04,240
shot and all of your bodies fall
to the ground still clinging to 

1413
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,400
life. 
Was I not supposed to do that 

1414
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,560
then? 
Oh, I thought you would. 

1415
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:14,640
Oh, he lured me into a trap. 
I have contingencies for almost 

1416
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:18,480
everything, but this was very 
traumatic and I'll end it there.

1417
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,480
This is good. 
Episode of Dead Set Revenge. 

1418
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:22,320
Kill. 
Me. 

1419
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,120
What? 
Happened. 

1420
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:25,840
You're gonna do too. 
Clinging to life. 

1421
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:28,120
Next one it's with all this 
coming. 

1422
01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:31,480
What? 
Plus you have Clyde Climax and 

1423
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:34,880
then and then that. 
Was pretty funny. 

1424
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:39,200
Yeah, don't forget all the 
ladies that I was really pleased

1425
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,840
apparently. 
And. 

1426
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,480
Apparently. 
What do you mean apparently? 

1427
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,760
Oh. 
You have no have I gone to, I 

1428
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,680
mean, well, I did we all. 
Know that you have a jackhammer 

1429
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:52,320
in your pan. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1430
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,560
Yeah. 
Yeah, you guys have this 

1431
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:59,560
conversation telepathically 
because you are in and out of 

1432
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,200
consciousness. 
Our own post not clarity. 

1433
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:08,240
We are inflammatory. 
Well, in the episode there, 

1434
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,000
thanks for playing. 
Yeah, thanks for having us. 

1435
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:14,960
Yeah, it's always a pleasure. 
Thanks everybody for listening 

1436
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,920
to us, Dai. 
I appreciate it. 

1437
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:22,720
A man insulted me and, well, I I
couldn't just let that be so. 

1438
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,040
I love it. 
Yep, that's on me. 

1439
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:32,280
Yep, we will see what is ahead. 
What other threats are ever 

1440
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:33,240
present? 
Thanks. 

1441
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:36,880
Everybody for listening, we 
appreciate it and tune into the 

1442
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:39,720
next episode where? 
We're still dead.