1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,640 Danny. Somebody's left their dookie in 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:03,840 there. Joe. 3 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,400 Daddy Chatter's being mean to me. 4 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,240 He will. Take off your shirt or half of a 5 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,480 nickel. Bob, you. 6 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,640 Know stab an ice pick into your ear as far as in as it'll go. 7 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,520 Shutter, wait, come back, I have a knife. 8 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:19,320 I can defend us under the table and C&D posted weekly on the 9 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:29,960 Main Menu podcast. The Main Menu podcast presents 10 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:36,400 D&D under the table. So just so that the listeners 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,560 know, I've been going through it really recently. 12 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:44,440 Was it 2 weeks ago? For those that don't know, I 13 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,720 have. My mom was diagnosed with stage 14 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:53,840 4 cancer by metastasized to her lungs and they're pretty sure 15 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,440 it's terminal. They don't know yet. 16 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:03,200 I was just unloading to the the the listeners about what stuff 17 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,480 that's going on. Oh, that was probably a really 18 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,640 bad time for me to come in and cheer clap. 19 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,440 Yeah, it was actually because I because I just got done finished 20 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,600 saying my mom was diagnosed with terminal cancer. 21 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,000 And then just. Between and then. 22 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,080 That's really awesome. Wow. 23 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,080 I love it. No, it's funny. 24 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,320 No, it's not. I I am the king of bad timing. 25 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:29,800 That's not wow. That is my title for the day. 26 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,760 That's my my penance. And and I will own up to it. 27 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,880 Wow. I'm sorry. 28 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:39,880 No, it's OK. But no, I have 30 days to move 29 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:44,000 out, obviously, because my roommate died yesterday. 30 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:47,400 Yeah, I was going to ask if it was your current or future 31 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,120 current. Yeah. 32 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,040 Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. 33 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,640 And I already had plans to move out at the beginning of 34 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:59,680 December, but I kind of wanted to leave it on a like a good 35 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:04,120 note type of thing. But he decided to try to pass a 36 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,520 car and heavy fog yesterday morning and hit a semi straight 37 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,560 on. That's always a losing battle. 38 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,960 I'm wow. I'm what that's that's really 39 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,200 terrible. His his old friend and 40 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,200 everything. It's the brevity of life, you 41 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,920 know, any one of us could be gone. 42 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,560 I mean, the next 5 minutes, you know? 43 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:29,760 Yeah, for me, my last minute. But no, you know, it's, it's 44 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,360 it's really it's really a heavy topic. 45 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,840 If Danny was here, he would be cracking jokes right now. 46 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:40,840 Yeah, I know, I know. I no, I this year has just been 47 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:45,960 terrible for all of us. Yeah, personally, in my life, 48 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,720 it's this year alone probably has like the highest highs and 49 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,960 the lowest lows. Another terrible thing is 50 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,440 happening. And Joe, Joey, Alexis has Joey 51 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,560 to help her take out the Christmas tree out of the shed. 52 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:06,640 So we're all praying for him. Yeah, You got. 53 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:07,960 Why are you putting up the Christmas tree? 54 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,800 It's not even, it's not even Thanksgiving yet. 55 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,600 You know, I, I it's a it's a trend. 56 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,840 It seems to be. That's another. 57 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,880 That's another thing that grinds my gears. 58 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,840 That is that another topic I would prefer to just get one 59 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,880 holiday over with and then go to the next. 60 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,800 I'm I'm not opposed to a Christmas tree I love. 61 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:29,880 Now mind you, I like a fresh like a a a real tree. 62 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,240 I'm not one for the fake, just for the decoration. 63 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:38,680 I like the smell, the ambiance that can create, but I mean I 64 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,480 don't know, I'm more of a fake person because like the real 65 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,760 ones, they just, they just start shedding and and then it gets 66 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,080 everywhere. Hey, guys. 67 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,560 Joey, you missed it. Mr. Master had the best timing. 68 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,800 No, no, the worst. What happened? 69 00:03:54,560 --> 00:04:00,240 So I was going on a spiel about the like going like explaining 70 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,360 what's been happening to me recently and all that. 71 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,680 And I I literally said, yeah, my mom was diagnosed with terminal 72 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,160 cancer. And then he and then just hears 73 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,560 padding of someone joining and then clapping. 74 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,800 No the. One time I decided to do that 75 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,279 just to be good the. Last week. 76 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,040 Well, I I did, but not like right away. 77 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:25,720 This was as soon as I I clicked on the video channel, I clicked 78 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,000 on my camera and then I hit the cheer and yeah. 79 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,840 And then he tells me that. And so that, yeah, so I am, I'm 80 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,720 known as the king of bad timing tonight. 81 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,640 And maybe from here on after because that's, you know what I 82 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:42,120 mean, I've lost my mom. And it like it was an 83 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,680 instantaneous thing. You know, I got a call from my 84 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,560 brother and and, you know, he said Mom's gone. 85 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,680 And, you know, how do you respond to that? 86 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,000 So I would have much. So if I compare that with my 87 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,600 grandmother, whom I was very, very close with, I'm spent a lot 88 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,640 of time with, she was, she was very special to me, very 89 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,960 important in my life. And she was, you know, in the 90 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,520 process of of going hopefully, you know, we were everybody was 91 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,800 hoping everything was going to be fine. 92 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,760 And she had cirrhosis of the liver. 93 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,640 It was just, yeah, it was, it wasn't good. 94 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,720 And, you know, after two months, yeah, they let her go home. 95 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,640 And I didn't understand. I was 16, but I still didn't 96 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,920 understand a lot. And I don't think they actually 97 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,080 put her in Hospice. They didn't put her in Hospice 98 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,160 care. They just had a nurse to come 99 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:25,360 and I think make her comfortable. 100 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,080 A lot of things have changed since then. 101 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,840 But, you know, she she left and and it was, it was shocking. 102 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,480 It was a heartbreak. But at the same time, for her, 103 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,600 for her sake, it was it was a bit of relief. 104 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,560 So in that aspect, just because I'd watched her go through it 105 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,520 for so long, I don't know what kind of terms you've come to 106 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,640 with it. You've had hey, Alex, you've had 107 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,520 time to deal with it a little bit and it's still going to be 108 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,960 hard no matter what. Now they're just, they're just 109 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,320 aren't words. You know, everybody wants to 110 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,640 always come up with some kind of special word and it and I'm 111 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,680 grateful. You know, when mom died, there 112 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,960 was a young man that was, I don't remember his name, but if 113 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,440 I said it, I know that Joey, I know you and Alex would know who 114 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,640 I'm talking about. I can't think of his name. 115 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,760 I, I just posted on Facebook real quick, you know, I lost my 116 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,720 mom something, something along those lines, you know, not 117 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,520 trying to get garnish sympathy, but to just let people know. 118 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,440 And he, he replies to me. Oh, man, I know what you're 119 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,880 going through. My, my dog died last week, You 120 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,600 know, like, yeah. I know. 121 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,120 I get, I get it, man. Yeah, they're they are of the 122 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,920 same caliber. Yeah, right. 123 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,920 My mother is a dog. Thanks for saying that. 124 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,080 Like. That's terrible. 125 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,200 It, it is, it is. But like, I still appreciate the 126 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,600 sentiment, like you're trying to relate to me and, and none of us 127 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,160 like cheddar. I can't even like have the right 128 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,920 words for you, man, because like your mom means something 129 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,840 different than maybe even my mom did. 130 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,760 It's still hard no matter what. You know, I guess we don't need 131 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,320 to get all sappy for the listeners, but at the same time, 132 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,160 you know, maybe they see something that we're going 133 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,920 through and, you know, maybe they'd even pray for you and and 134 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,680 just, you know, think of you because it's rough. 135 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,320 No matter what, I'm here for you. 136 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,520 I think we've all said that we're here for you as much as we 137 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,400 can be, but there are no words you. 138 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:15,560 Know we're just yeah, I can't try to relate to it because I 139 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,760 don't know what I don't know what it is, but let's have you 140 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,000 gone through that. You can say, you can say that it 141 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,400 sucks. Yeah, it sucks. 142 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,200 Yeah, a lot. No, I, I'm still dealing with 143 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:30,240 the the fact that, you know, my roommate died yesterday and. 144 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,600 Yeah, yeah. We're just talking about him on. 145 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,400 The other episode. Yeah. 146 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:39,320 Last last episode I did. No, I, I always said that I was 147 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,800 annoyed with like his dogs and, and I was yeah. 148 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,880 And you know, some of the stuff that he did, but at this point, 149 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,040 all that was minor. He really was a good guy. 150 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:54,440 He he was really nice and like lenient if I needed to like 151 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,400 extend the rent due date by like a day or something like that. 152 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,560 Yeah. That's good. 153 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,400 Who's your buddy? Yeah, yeah. 154 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,480 Yeah, you never know when it's when it's going to be all over 155 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,120 here. That's terrible. 156 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,160 So we're sorry to hear that. Yeah, big time. 157 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,840 You know we're here for you. And I appreciate it. 158 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,080 I haven't lost a friend. I know Danny's been through 159 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,400 that, quite literally. Yeah, he got to watch his. 160 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,560 High school friend and his high school friend. 161 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Jordan. 162 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,560 Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Jordan. That affected a lot of people. 163 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,880 That thing was wild, man. Yeah, they they. 164 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,880 Just they were. He and his girlfriend run a 165 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,360 quad. Yeah. 166 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,640 Rolling through what is a public Rd. 167 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,679 There was a dirt trail or something. 168 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,440 Something. Like they were going across the 169 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,080 road or something like that. Is that all it was? 170 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,000 That's crazy. Because a tree. 171 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,080 I just wanted a tree. A tree. 172 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,440 Fell. A tree branch? 173 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,080 Yeah, just a big branch, part of the tree, whatever. 174 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,960 Was it a big branch or was it the whole tree? 175 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,320 I mean it. Was a large part of the tree at 176 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:56,840 least. It was. 177 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,480 It was part of the tree and all the tree. 178 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,560 It was another tree to take them out. 179 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,640 Both of them done. Absolutely terrible. 180 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,120 Yeah. Awful. 181 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,640 And I only heard years later that she was still, like, 182 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,400 clinging to life when the paramedics showed up. 183 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,080 I didn't know that she didn't. She didn't die instantly. 184 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,800 Oh wow. Terrible stuff. 185 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,520 Yeah. Welcome back to the main menu. 186 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,880 Right. Well Speaking of which, while 187 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:28,560 you were gone I had an idea for another rant for the grind my 188 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:31,840 gears thing that you were. Yes, because I came prepared, 189 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,800 baby. I also came prepared. 190 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,520 Yes, we're going to do, we're going to get some things off our 191 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:42,080 chest and hopefully put it on your chest, a chest to chest 192 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:48,560 transfer if you will. Alex, how you doing man? 193 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,080 Yeah. I'm doing all right, I'm alive, 194 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,440 I'm busy. That's. 195 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,320 Good. Me too, I didn't get half the 196 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,920 stuff done I wanted to today. I get you. 197 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,760 Did you work both your jobs today? 198 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,080 No, you I honestly, most of the time I have the weekends off, 199 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,960 which is a huge blessing because I do a lot of church stuff as 200 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,080 well. I do a lot of church stuff as 201 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,720 well. So, but today I did work at the 202 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,360 gym. I went in early. 203 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,000 I went in about 6:00 AM and I did some cleaning stuff and then 204 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,400 I got to work out in then I headed straight out. 205 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,400 Or do you work out there too? I work out there too. 206 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,560 While while on shift do you think? 207 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,560 Alec works out. No, he goes. 208 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,080 Alec's never. You really have a dumbbell in 209 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,440 like one hand and like a rag in the other. 210 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,360 And like a sweeper sweeper in the other one. 211 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,560 Yeah, it's like the listeners can sleep, right? 212 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,720 Now he's doing like a leg press right now. 213 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,880 Yeah, yeah, he's, he's leg pressing his entire desk. 214 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,080 I I I wish I could like. You. 215 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:49,720 Yeah, he's a machine. So I will say this. 216 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:53,200 So I. I got a 10s unit and I was doing 217 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,960 biceps the other night. So like if you see me one of 218 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,680 these days and like my bicep is like 3 feet tall. 219 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:03,520 Why my work? My work is my. 220 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,560 Gym. Right. 221 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,800 What's that? There you go. 222 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,720 What did you call it that you got? 223 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,600 I'm sorry. It's called a 10s unit. 224 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,000 All it is is just electrical impulses. 225 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,400 It can. It can do like. 226 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,440 Oh, I have one of those at home, right? 227 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,240 Yeah, I do have one of those, yeah. 228 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:21,320 It's it's so it's more for massage, you know, therapy kind 229 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,520 of thing. But like it has, it has. 230 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:27,080 You can get muscular one to build your muscles. 231 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,800 Yeah, this one does. But they're very careful if you, 232 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,960 if you get one that's a therapy 1, you can put it on muscles, 233 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,000 but you have to be careful which ones you put it on. 234 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,320 I have one that's meant for like lower back therapy, though it 235 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,920 has smaller settings for like biceps or chest or the bigger 236 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,520 muscle groups. I put it on my abs once. 237 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:49,120 I couldn't move for three days. I pulled my abs so badly on the 238 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:52,400 lowest, on the lowest setting, on the lowest setting. 239 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:56,640 It was even like I almost threw up right then. 240 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,200 I'm like pulling it off. I'm like I. 241 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,520 Had it going and it was on one and it was just in the. 242 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,160 I was like, well, that's. Nothing. 243 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,840 Let's bump it up to two. Well, it has it. 244 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:12,080 It does like a little do do like a little pulse, and then it does 245 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,080 the new ones and then you rest for it does it for like a 246 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,720 minute, 30 seconds, something like that. 247 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,640 And then it rests and it does the little pulses. 248 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,160 So it just keeps going. I don't know why but that. 249 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:26,720 Reminds me of like those like like shows or videos of like 250 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,120 like wives or mothers bring their the fathers or husbands 251 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,400 into like a clinic or like somewhere to like show them how 252 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,960 like contractions are in their labour field. 253 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,520 Yeah, labour fields, yeah. And then every one of those, I 254 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,200 see the guys crying like a little girl. 255 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,080 I've had, I've had kidney stone. You're not beating me. 256 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,240 No, I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. 257 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,040 Kidding. I've had sperm cramps. 258 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,800 Cramps. Honestly, yeah, there's only. 259 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,600 One way to get rid of those? I've I'm going to throw it out 260 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,640 there. I don't know how labor feels. 261 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,920 And if you want to say it's the worst pain, I'll believe you. 262 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,600 Honestly, I'll. Believe you. 263 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:09,160 The Bible talks about it being the pain of death and like you 264 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,040 are getting ripped open by a child. 265 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,280 I mean, I can't imagine that that kind. 266 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,720 Of hot, actually. That there's going to be a worse 267 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:16,680 pain. It's not. 268 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,960 Like so let me tell you. I can't imagine. 269 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,160 There's Joey. Were you there for your birth? 270 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,880 Because I wasn't. For my birth. 271 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,320 Yeah. I was there. 272 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,400 I was there for my birth. I don't know. 273 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:33,320 What mom was going through. I just phased into existence one 274 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,520 day. He's like, you know, there's so 275 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,120 much screaming in this room. I'm going to go get a two piece 276 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,760 and a coke while you go through this, Mom. 277 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,280 I'll be back later. The doctor can smack me, but 278 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:46,440 it's all kind. So the apparently they have a 279 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,000 way to measure pain. I I don't know how that's even 280 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,640 possible. They say that even just the 281 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:56,520 momentary pain of getting a good solid kick in the the male parts 282 00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:02,920 is supposed to be worth worse than I honestly, I disagree. 283 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,920 I however at the same time I don't I don't know I I I I never 284 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,480 gave birth to compare but I have been smacked in the nuts. 285 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,360 Probably the the worst one I had was on when I had a battery 286 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,160 thrown at my nuts. Oh. 287 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,600 Dang, what? Kind of I will throw this, I 288 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,520 will throw this out there. If I was going to compare, sure 289 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:26,400 OK maybe maybe getting kicked in the nards would be worse. 290 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:31,240 But also you don't get kicked in the nards consistently for 36 291 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,320 hours. It's like a quick kick you. 292 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,840 Do if you work at the ball crushing. 293 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,880 Factory. Generally dependent no I. 294 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,880 Usually pay someone for that. I did have a dog, a boxer that I 295 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,600 take care of. He bruised, he bruised. 296 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,800 And I'm not trying to get too graphic, but I did get one of my 297 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:53,400 testicles bruised. What a time for Danny. 298 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:57,800 Yeah, yeah, this is just this is just a UTT of bad timing. 299 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it really is so. 300 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:04,400 But like for like a week like I would ache like I would I would 301 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,400 have a stomach ache every time I drove my forklift just from the 302 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,680 little bit of vibration it. Took. 303 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:14,040 About a week to get over, but that how That being said, I to 304 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,520 to end the thought that getting kicked in the nerds is worse 305 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:22,520 than possibly possibly ladies if there's any ladies listening. 306 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,840 That. Have had children. 307 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,120 Getting kicked in the nerds is maybe worse than than giving 308 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,200 birth. The difference in the end of the 309 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:33,120 day is no man ever says man I well, some might, but they're 310 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,400 weird. The general like, you know, 311 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,720 ordinary man ever says, I I want to get kicked in the nuts again, 312 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,960 could I please have that? You know, whereas opposed to 313 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,440 there are a lot of women that's after one child. 314 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,920 They say, man, I can't wait to have my next child. 315 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,840 So I. Don't know. 316 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,560 It's a sustained amount of pain. I agree, that's what I was 317 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,360 saying too. I said it may hurt worse to get 318 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,920 kicked in the nuts, but no man got kicked in the nuts straight 319 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,520 for 36 hours of Labor or whatever. 320 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,080 However many hours you go through. 321 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,720 Could you imagine going through the pot and it never threw down? 322 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:10,960 Nothing. The pain of. 323 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:15,440 Getting kicked in. The nuts for. 36 hours straight 324 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,720 like the peak. Part of the pain, too. 325 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,680 I could see. James was doing that. 326 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,200 I've had some pain for that. I've had a man's hand inside my 327 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,200 testicles for 30 minutes and that hurt. 328 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,280 Yeah, that wasn't fun. I don't want. 329 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,600 And and since my son is here and this, this definitely, you know, 330 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:36,000 relates to him, 16 hours. It was either 16 or 18 hours of 331 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,440 Labor. And I remember looking at his 332 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,160 mom after he was born and they're cleaning him off and all 333 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,320 that. And I looked at her and I said, 334 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,440 well, Are you ready for another one? 335 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,320 Because you know my my answer. To that, she pulled out a gun 336 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:53,200 and shot you dead. My answer was no. 337 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,160 Like I watched the woman that I love go just. 338 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,320 Watching her go through that. Pain that like it was, it was 339 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,280 like it was unreal. I'd never experienced anything 340 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,520 like that in my life. She's like, Are you ready for 341 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,920 another boy? And you were like. 342 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,560 Yeah, no, this is how I know that my mom is crazy. 343 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,560 She's nuts. She looks at me and she says her 344 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,119 words to me were Yeah, sure I I am. 345 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,520 She's crazy. I could just imagine. 346 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,960 Have another four more. I could. 347 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,319 I could just imagine. Mr. Masters. 348 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,400 What'd you throw on the ground there? 349 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,960 I could just imagine. Mr. Masters like train of 350 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,520 thought of it being like, yeah, I'm going to call her bluff. 351 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,200 I don't want another kid. She's like, yeah, And I'm like, 352 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,440 well, if I asked for this, I didn't want to add that again to 353 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,520 fit times the charge. She won't say no to actually go 354 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,480 through it, let alone. That's actually when I lost my 355 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:50,120 chances of being a doctor. Your mom, are you on the ground 356 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,160 after she gave birth to you? Yeah. 357 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,840 Those brain cells left. No. 358 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,560 Like no, like you like Spike the. 359 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,600 Football after you get a touchdown or something. 360 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,960 Then she was like. I like it. 361 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,080 Another and she threw it down, but then it was a baby. 362 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,680 No glass of coffee. Actually, actually, I'm kidding. 363 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,120 You're. Joking create. 364 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,880 Not only did I help create life, I helped save it. 365 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:16,120 That day. They, the doctor asked Attachai. 366 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,760 I still remember the guy's name. He says, is it OK if I have? 367 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,240 If I Is it OK if I have an intern catch your baby? 368 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,960 Because we didn't know if it was a boy or girl. 369 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,160 We didn't, you know? We didn't. 370 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,360 We didn't know. And I was like, we were like, 371 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,240 yeah, I guess I didn't know anything like, well, how do you 372 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,760 answer that? Well, he almost dropped Danny. 373 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,840 Like Danny comes out and he's like, woo woo. 374 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,240 Like something. Yeah. 375 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,600 Like it was. It was like a cartoon doctor 376 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,920 lawyer. Admiral, you know, General 377 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,120 president of the United States, like every time he's getting 378 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:54,400 hit. It's OK, I caught him in factory 379 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,760 worker. It's totally fine. 380 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,040 It's. Like so mom, it's like your life 381 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,000 more than I did. She had an arm and a leg. 382 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,720 She like, reached up and like and it was like ninja. 383 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,000 And hey, excuse me, Alex, it's middle management factory 384 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,320 worker, all right? Yeah, all right. 385 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:19,120 I'm not just a factory worker. You make a lot more than that 386 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,800 out. There it's like God rolled AD 20 387 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,080 and it landed on a. Three, he's like, Oh well. 388 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,440 Spoken. Oh my goodness, Almost said. 389 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:26,960 Coffee. Come on. 390 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,200 No, it was AD 100. It. 391 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:36,080 Was AD 100 still rolled A3? Figure it out, make it work. 392 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,480 It's a 3 figure it. Out make it work. 393 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,880 He will, he will make it that bad bonuses. 394 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,480 Hey, Gabriel, I thought we stopped giving minuses out to, 395 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,120 you know, the people. Oh, this was the last one. 396 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,080 I swear, is that a typo? Is that a typo? 397 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,640 My bad, my bad. Should I should I take it out? 398 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,720 It's like can't take it out now. Oh, that's a. 399 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,680 Minus symbol. I thought that was a hyphen. 400 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,520 I got to change the roles. Yeah. 401 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,960 So. We were. 402 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,240 I mean, you came out middle management. 403 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,720 I'm still working at a high school job, 2 high school jobs 404 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,520 in fact, and trying my best to write in my off time. 405 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,160 What did I get? You'll be a million like. 406 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:39,080 My dad, my wife died. A gross wet one I got. 407 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,400 You. Ever heard of a pie fart? 408 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,480 You just heard one. Wow. 409 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,800 Sound board. Yeah, we're reacting to the 410 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,000 listen the listener can't hear, damn it. 411 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Yeah, there's some new sound boards, you guys, Yes. 412 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,640 Go ahead, look at some of the other ones. 413 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:08,120 The ER and the do it don't work. Whoa. 414 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:13,440 The. Listeners can't hear me. 415 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,760 I'm at that time, at that point in time. 416 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:22,200 It makes me really glad Craig can't hear these since we're 417 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,880 trying to be more family friendly. 418 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,360 The Latinas will not be really deported is pretty funny. 419 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,480 Which one of us is saying? Yeah, you, I'm. 420 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,720 Pretty sure that. You. 421 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:49,560 But does he? Oh my soul. 422 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,280 That doesn't sound like a meek kind of thing to stay in those 423 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,000 words. It was the live super special. 424 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,040 Oh yeah, yeah, we're talking about farts and $1,000,000 bud. 425 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:04,360 Yeah, that was a that was a rough day for me, so. 426 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,880 Yeah, yeah. I kind of blocked that day out 427 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,560 of my memory. I don't blame you. 428 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:15,200 It was definitely a rough day. So, so things that so things 429 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,000 that make us angry. Yeah, I'll tell you one. 430 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,600 I got 1. I'm prepared, Danny, start us 431 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,760 off. I got one. 432 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,360 All right, we'll go. On the horn. 433 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,040 We've already established this, right? 434 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,720 I'm I'm middle management, right? 435 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,040 Yes, upper right. Well, so. 436 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,640 Upper, upper. For upper for the. 437 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,920 Factory. Factory, yeah. 438 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,600 Factory middle management as far as the company goes, right? 439 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,800 OK, that makes sense. I'll. 440 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,800 Give you that, I'll give you that. 441 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,160 Yeah, I got a factory level. Yeah, sure, I might have that 442 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,560 status, but you know what I mean. 443 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,200 Still sexy? Thank you. 444 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,600 Assume in my office later I'll I'll have a write up for you, 445 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,080 but you can work it I'll. Be there. 446 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:57,880 OK. So I'll pick up my office. 447 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,440 That's the kind. Of punishment I can appreciate 448 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,040 you let me you let me redeem my. It's not a union. 449 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,360 Approved 5 minutes later. Any girl hasn't told us what 450 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,840 makes him angry so. Anyways, this makes me angry. 451 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,360 I I work with grown adults, right? 452 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,120 Right. Only. 453 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,200 Only people above it now, hopefully. 454 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,800 Job No. Hopefully people above 18 work 455 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,200 there. I can probably. 456 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,440 Yes, but they have very. Limited. 457 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,600 Disease okay I got Crohn's disease means I gotta go to the 458 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:31,440 bathroom lot, make poo poos okay yeah all right so when my 459 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,320 stomach is going that means right I gotta go make it no. 460 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,920 It makes that noise. So I can't make it cross. 461 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,920 I've got to go across the factory to get my office is on 462 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,600 the floor. You gotta go across the factory 463 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,600 to get there. Because of who I am and because 464 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,080 I know everybody and have hired half the people there. 465 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,080 Everybody wants to stop and tell me their problems and talk to me 466 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,720 and no. So I'm trying to get to the 467 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,320 bathroom as fast as I can, right? 468 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,200 Why not dumb? So it's like, you know, how do 469 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,040 you kindly say thank you? I'll talk to you in like 10 470 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,680 minutes after I've done screaming in the bathroom. 471 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,840 So you finally get to the bathroom. 472 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,360 OK, You found a stall open. You go in there. 473 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,360 You shut the door. You take your safety hat off. 474 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,480 You put it on there. Exactly wet pie part. 475 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,640 You turn around and the moaning at the end as I got me. 476 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:25,160 You turn around to go sit on the toilet and somebody's left their 477 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,520 dookie in there. Put all the toilet. 478 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,160 Paper in there. No. 479 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,400 And then they we. Need they've peed all on the 480 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,360 seat. What? 481 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,760 Are they hovering? Name of all they hovering. 482 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:42,120 Now I have to pull up my pants again, put my belt back on. 483 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,440 Just. Affect the spray all over my 484 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:49,480 stomach's going around because it's the brain waves that told 485 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,360 my stomach hey, there's a toilet nearby. 486 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,520 You get to go pretty. Soon, Yeah, you can't. 487 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,560 Your Clinton like never before. Evacuate. 488 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,200 I'm gonna spray this thing down, wipe down real quick while I try 489 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,720 and get my trousers down, and then the circuit starts 490 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,880 screaming on the toilet. Oh. 491 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,600 My goodness, so mine. Is actually adults. 492 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,600 My thing is actually in line with that. 493 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,520 Like like super parallel, but it's a completely different 494 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,280 problem. So when I have to go to the 495 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,040 bathroom and I have to take a dump like really bad, I go into 496 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,280 the bathroom and I and I. Plant myself on the toilet only 497 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,360 to look over after I've already finished doing my business. 498 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,680 Yeah, and I do work with grown adults. 499 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:39,400 I am like the second youngest at this plant and I swear to God no 500 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,880 one knows how to change the toilet paper roll. 501 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,760 Come on. Either they leave it with like 502 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,840 one or two sheets on and then just leave it, or they leave it 503 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,800 completely empty, don't even change the roll, and they just 504 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,440 put a separate set of toilet paper on top of the toilet. 505 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,840 Like they just don't even change it. 506 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:07,080 They can't take 5 seconds to just undo the little mechanism 507 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,880 with the spring and throw the roll away and put on a new one. 508 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:17,640 No, they have to put the whole set of toilet paper, the whole 509 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:24,240 roll on the base of the toilet. They just don't change it, you 510 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,560 know? You know what else is bad? 511 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,840 In line with bathrooms and such, you sit in the bathroom, you're 512 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,400 doing your deeds, texting. A theme. 513 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,920 You got somebody that comes in and sits in the stall next to 514 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,880 you, right? And you can tell they they 515 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,240 definitely were drinking last night from the smell and from 516 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,200 how how easily it's coming out. Oh. 517 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,600 And then, oh, yeah, no, it's, it's rough. 518 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,440 But then you know what happens? They're in there for like a 519 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,480 minute. I don't hear no toilet paper 520 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,400 getting getting pulled out. I'm gonna stand up. 521 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,160 I'm gonna put my stuff on. I'm not gonna wash my hands 522 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,360 right back on the fall pouring. The shit for some wipe. 523 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,160 So, so, OK, so this doesn't, this doesn't anger me, but I 524 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,800 have one that goes along with that. 525 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,840 And I've discussed this one, discussed this one with Lenny. 526 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,560 You'll hear guys in, in the saw next to you. 527 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,720 And you know what, like, like I've, I've in the years past, 528 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,320 I've been a shy, you know, bathroom user of any type. 529 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,520 And I always want to cheer that. Like I, I borderline now I 530 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,720 borderline like, want to cheer them on, like when they're just 531 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,040 like, just like letting loose. Like I want to go get them, get 532 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,800 them, Yeah. You know. 533 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,280 Having a good poop. Right. 534 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,480 They're just letting loose and I just want to cheer them on and 535 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,400 encourage them, but I feel like that wouldn't do that for most 536 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,640 guys. But then you. 537 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,920 Hear. But then you hear. 538 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,760 You sit there and you can hear everything. 539 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,520 At least I call it. I mean, maybe other people are 540 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,600 mostly deaf, but I have unfortunately, very good 541 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,560 hearing. And you hear them. 542 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,200 You hear they they, they grab, you know their their teepee and 543 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:58,640 then you hear them just wiping with the same. 544 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,040 That doesn't do anything. You're not holding. 545 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,720 Anything you're not, you're just spreading it at that point. 546 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,320 Like do anything? Yeah, it's like you're spreading 547 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,920 butter on toes. Are you making it worse? 548 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,440 Oh yes, you totally described it. 549 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,480 Cheddar, you nailed. It you. 550 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,680 Nailed it. Bullseye right there, buddy. 551 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,240 No, And I and I apologize, listeners. 552 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,640 Like, I know we're trying to be more family friendly like we 553 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,880 used to, but like, that's just weird. 554 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:35,520 And and it's this part of life. It's yeah, don't understand 555 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,800 that. But that doesn't make me angry. 556 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,200 But I don't get it. And if you do that, I love you 557 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,680 just the same, OK? I just don't understand that. 558 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,760 Maybe somebody can help me understand this stuff? 559 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,640 What's your pet peeve, Bob? Well. 560 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,800 I can take it a different direction very easily. 561 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,160 Mine is mostly. Mine will be too. 562 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,920 Mine, mine is mostly on the road, but one of my biggest ones 563 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,680 just and it's another one I can't. 564 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,080 And what makes me angry about it is that I just cannot. 565 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,800 I can't understand it. OK, maybe a. 566 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,440 Listener say the same thing as me. 567 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,040 It might be maybe a. Listener on the road too. 568 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,440 Maybe a listener can can send us a message or or maybe several 569 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,240 listeners can and say, hey, This is why we do it. 570 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,080 But my big thing is walking in the road. 571 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,600 OK, it it drives me nuts. I have almost hit I don't know 572 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,240 how many people there are So and and like the sidewalk. 573 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,000 There will be a perfectly good sidewalk five sometimes as 574 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,760 little as five, sometimes as much as 10 feet away. 575 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,560 And I know that seems like a very long distance for some 576 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,360 people, but I do not understand and it makes me drives me 577 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:44,160 outside of my mind when people just walk in the road. 578 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,080 I have taken 2 at times. Doesn't make sense. 579 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,520 I don't do it every time. I am a I'm a forklift driver. 580 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,840 I'm a very good, very accurate driver. 581 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,040 I have hit people's arms with my side view mirror. 582 00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:01,400 It folds up for a reason. It teaches them, oh, I guess I 583 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,520 should get out of the sidewalk. I don't care, honestly, and I 584 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,960 don't mean to be mean. I don't care if I break an arm 585 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,360 or hurt the elbow. I don't care. 586 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,720 Get off the sidewalk. I may have just saved your life 587 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,040 because that's, excuse me, not get off the sidewalk. 588 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,160 Get off the road and onto the sidewalk. 589 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,560 It drives me nuts. I because if I understood it, 590 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,120 maybe I wouldn't be so angry at it. 591 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,320 Maybe I would apologize to a few folks for, you know, hitting 592 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,320 their arm. I think you've created a a 593 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,760 crime. I don't care. 594 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:32,400 I think I I actually you just admitted to a felony charge of 595 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,840 a, a battery. Yeah. 596 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,880 It's not felony I I think I have simple my legally. 597 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,680 It's a misdemeanor. It would be a simple 598 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,840 misdemeanor. Or would the OR would that be 599 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,360 assault with a deadly weapon? No, it's not. 600 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,440 It's just no, I've been watching Yellowstone so I'll be able to 601 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,760 defend him. He's attempted. 602 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,040 Murder. Yeah. 603 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,320 I gotta, I gotta watch that. That less of that, rest of that. 604 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,280 No, but I totally get that. So you're committing a crime if 605 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,720 you're walking in the road. And let me explain this to the 606 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,840 listeners so you can understand my side of it. 607 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,960 It is literally called jaywalking. 608 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,200 It is you are not allowed to. It is legally wrong. 609 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:11,000 You are committing a ticketable offense if you are walking in 610 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,920 the road. It's dangerous for you. 611 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,000 It's dangerous for me. I don't want to hurt. 612 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,400 Especially one there's a sidewalk. 613 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,600 Exactly. I don't want to hurt people, 614 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,600 right? I don't mind. 615 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,040 I don't mind like you. Don't want to hit people's arms? 616 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,440 And I'm not hitting them like 40-50 miles an hour. 617 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,000 We're talking 20 miles an hour. I've slowed down, I move over, I 618 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,280 smacked their arm. It's no different than if I just 619 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,760 hit them with my hand for the most part. 620 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,440 Oh, it's better than my solution. 621 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,880 I I just try to make them inside my radiator. 622 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,680 Yeah, I definitely don't want to do that. 623 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,080 I I already lost one car. I don't want to lose the second 624 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,080 one, you know? It's better than what I do. 625 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,640 I hang out the window and ask them what 12 gauge tastes like. 626 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,800 Well, there you go. I do now. 627 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,920 I do have it anymore. I have done that in the past 628 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,520 where I've hit my side view mirror. 629 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,080 My my habit anymore, most of the time is to roll the window down 630 00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,560 and I yell at them, get on the sidewalk. 631 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,320 Yeah, there's a sidewalk right there. 632 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,320 What are you doing? What are you walking? 633 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,440 There, this is a slur right after that. 634 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,120 I I do paraphrasing dummy. Dummy. 635 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,480 Does you think monkey? No, I did. 636 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,240 No, I did. I was, I was right next to a 637 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,880 guy. I stepped out of a friend's 638 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,760 house. I was working in their house 639 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,320 helping them out. And I stepped out and here comes 640 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,560 this dummy. And it was mad. 641 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,800 I'm sorry. He's a dummy. 642 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,440 But he's walking down the road. He's 5 feet from a sidewalk. 643 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,200 And I said, hey, buddy, why don't you get up on the sidewalk 644 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,320 so I don't have to worry about hitting you when I'm driving on 645 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,560 the road later on. He's like, oh, I've got a couple 646 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,520 brain cells left. I've lost all kinds of brain 647 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,160 cells. That's so Iowa. 648 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,560 Right. I mean, he might have been high 649 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,680 on meth at that point. I don't. 650 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,640 Know so that's why. I just respond. 651 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,640 So I just said, oh, OK, so you're just an absolute idiot 652 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,200 then. I see. 653 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,520 I see what the problem is now. Yeah. 654 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,120 And he kept on going down the street right next to the 655 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,320 sidewalk, but not only the sidewalk, because, you know, 656 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,680 that'd be. So I don't get it. 657 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,760 This was in town. Oh yeah, it's always yeah. 658 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,600 Always I mean. Do you see sidewalks on the 659 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,000 highway, Joey? I mean, you can do it like 660 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,520 times, yeah, on like a secluded Rd. 661 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,320 Sometimes it'll be like next to a park and there's a sidewalk. 662 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,720 There and it's seen. Me. 663 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,480 Road now see me personally I. Dirt Rd. 664 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,120 I will walk right on the edge of somebody's yard. 665 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,960 I want to at least try to be off the asphalt or concrete. 666 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,560 Oh yeah, you should. Otherwise you might die. 667 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,440 Yeah, and and. I think that guy was asking. 668 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,600 For trying to drive, I don't know how crazy they are. 669 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,560 It turns wrong. They might like to drive on the 670 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,760 sidewalk. I know. 671 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,080 Yeah, and I, I go a step further with it, I think. 672 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,520 I think bicyclists should be on the sidewalk even though they're 673 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,680 not allowed to be on the. Sidewalk No. 674 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,600 I don't like them on the get off the road. 675 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,480 You're going too Cam slow. Keep them walking sidewalk. 676 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,000 So every municipality is different. 677 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:59,120 Some municipalities say you have to be in the road for where 678 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,320 we're at in Iowa, it says you have to be on the road. 679 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,400 I'm not on a car, I'm going fast. 680 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,000 I personally think adults should be in the road and, and we just 681 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,239 need to watch out for them and know that they're a part of the 682 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,360 road and we go. I don't believe children should 683 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,960 be on the road. I think children should be on 684 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,080 the sidewalk if they're going to ride, you know, near populated 685 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,360 areas. And that, that's why, that's why 686 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,960 our town has created so many a lot of bike trails, you know, 687 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,840 and I try to walk, yeah. We're talking about kids. 688 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,960 So I want. To get to mine, I want to get to 689 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,120 mine. Oh yeah, go ahead. 690 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,360 You're just going to. Maybe you'll think I'm an 691 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,520 absolute monster, OK? I already. 692 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:42,520 Do there's two of them? I have a double dose and they 693 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,639 have to do with school buses. OK. 694 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,960 You are I was doing. Bus driver for five, OK better 695 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,520 than five years. All right, we're doing, we're 696 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,080 doing this then. So we're so you're driving 697 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,120 behind a school bus. And I know the law. 698 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,400 I know the law. You come to a set of railroad 699 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,080 tracks and you say, oh, well, I'm in a school bus and the law 700 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,800 requires me to stop completely. Look both ways. 701 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,520 Supposed to open my door, listen for a train horn holding up 702 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,680 traffic behind me. Now I'm a guy behind you. 703 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,520 I'm furious. I'm furious because why do you 704 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,920 have to stop at railroad tracks? And you'd say, oh, well, you 705 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,000 know, you, you need to be safe because you're they're you're 706 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,720 taking kids and and what if there's a train coming? 707 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,120 Then the train's going to destroy all the kids and they're 708 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:32,080 all going to die. OK, well, if only we had a piece 709 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,520 of technology that told us when a train was coming. 710 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,320 If only that piece of technology says why God can't it exist? 711 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,640 Oh, that's right, it does. It's called. 712 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,160 It does a. Train crossing signal and it 713 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,040 goes Bing Bing Bing and there's little gates that come. 714 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,840 Down. That's what those are, I don't 715 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,160 think. Someone was just gambling. 716 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:55,720 Don't work if they don't work. If they don't work sometimes 717 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,840 then why don't we all have to stop at this, at the rain, at 718 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,560 the at the train crossing because we all any car could get 719 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,360 hit by a passing. Train if the thing doesn't work 720 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,160 but a school bus they have to stop every time. 721 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,680 So I. Can I help you? 722 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,360 I'm not a buzz. I help. 723 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,360 Get mad I. Get so mad, I get so mad. 724 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,080 I can tell. I understand. 725 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,560 No. Let me help you, Jim. 726 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,320 First of all, I have. People. 727 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,920 In my town in cars who have gotten smoked by a by a speeding 728 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,360 train. Oh. 729 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,200 That sucks. Maybe we should invest in 730 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,720 technology that ones that are. Coming. 731 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,640 It malfunctioned, Joe. It malfunctioned technology. 732 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,640 Why don't we all just stop? Every single. 733 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,080 Train of crossing. That's 32 feet long, that's 734 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,800 carrying a group of children. You honestly want that bus to 735 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,240 get hit. I don't know. 736 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:52,240 I'm in a truck trailing a trailer. 737 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,600 It's the same thing. So so. 738 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,000 OK, if they hit your trailer with your goods in it, your 739 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,600 goods stuff or your goods are broken, but you're fine. 740 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,520 If they kill the town's children, there's a problem. 741 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,920 If they do like keto and destroy an entire school bus full of 742 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:11,400 children. Honestly it might stem from like 743 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,640 liability stuff because IF at. That point. 744 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 The school, the school is liable for the kids safety until 745 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,960 they're off the bus. That's all it is. 746 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,440 They want to take all the precautions possible because if 747 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,200 like honestly, if like one kid dies in a school bus, that 748 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,960 school is liable to shut down because of, you know, they a 749 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,400 train a. Bus I think. 750 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,120 Smoked by a train. I think it's an ancient law 751 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,120 because we've just always done it and we always stop at 752 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,560 railroad tracks. And even even after we've 753 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,160 invented the technology that tells you when a train is 754 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,120 coming, we all still have to stop because no, it's just 755 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,360 always been on the books. OK, let me help you. 756 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:50,960 Let me help you. It's not going to help. 757 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,480 I know, I know, it's not going to help you. 758 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,440 It won't help my mental sanity. It'll help you understand. 759 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,960 OK. So first of all, understand that 760 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,040 that is probably slowing you down by 30 seconds. 761 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,360 That's not that much. It's valid. 762 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,880 That's number one. So that might help you. 763 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,520 I love the. Nelson. 764 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,400 It's too lesson, I know. Hang on, I learned a lesson 765 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,720 driving 20 miles. From and I have a counter 766 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:15,120 argument. OK, hang on to even that. 767 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,120 I was driving 20 miles one way going to work. 768 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,120 I would have people blow past me and nearly knock me off the 769 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,680 road. I mean, and I'm speaking 770 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,560 literally. As you were walking on the on 771 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,080 the road. No, I was not walking. 772 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,280 They. Would. 773 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,800 Go past. Me creepy from the sidewalk. 774 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,280 He was projecting this entire time. 775 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,360 And they're, you know, pedal to the metal all the way back to 776 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,200 the town that I live in. And I would literally arrive 20 777 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,600 minutes later. I would arrive at the same first 778 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,080 stoplight in town that they. Did 20 seconds later you mean? 779 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,720 No, they would be at the same stop light waiting for that stop 780 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:50,080 light to turn red and I would pop up right next to them. 781 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,080 So I I learned, I learned that lesson driving only 20 minutes 782 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,360 that it really doesn't make that. 783 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,080 Doesn't help me. OK, that's the start. 784 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,080 Let me let me help you. Let me help you with the school 785 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,800 bus thing. OK, so that one is a big deal 786 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,800 because there was an entire school bus of children. 787 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:06,720 There was a good. I think. 788 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,160 There was 3040. No, no, I'm sure it's happened. 789 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,280 I'm sure it's happened. Hold on. 790 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,760 Most walls that are in in place today are because somebody has 791 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,120 gotten really hurt and so they want to try to keep from 792 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,640 happening again. Because of one or two. 793 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,560 The death toll was somewhere around 30 to 40 kids that were. 794 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,640 A lot of kids. That's really bad. 795 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,960 Sure is bad. We'd better all do it. 796 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,560 Here's the problem. The rest of time. 797 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,560 I know and I agree with you. So the problem with the school 798 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,520 bus? The school bus driver stopped on 799 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,480 the tracks. Well, why didn't you, idiot? 800 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,080 I agree with you. Idiot with you. 801 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,200 You write it. You write it for everybody else 802 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:44,600 because you're an idiot and you killed kids. 803 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,120 Good job. This is what I did when I was a 804 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,160 school bus driver and I know what the law is. 805 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,480 The law says I am supposed to stop bullying completely. 806 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,560 I was supposed to open my doors. I was supposed to have my four 807 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,480 ways on all of that stuff. It was all stuff I had to do if 808 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,160 I if I was on a highway. Now I'm thinking also because 809 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,160 the law is not taking into account highway speeds, right? 810 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,680 That can make it that can also cause an accident, right? 811 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,880 Yeah, it's more. Dangerous. 812 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:16,200 My thing was if I had a clear field of vision OK and I could 813 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,440 see both directions at least 1/4. 814 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,480 Which it is 90% of the time anyway. 815 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,840 Yeah, I know. But this is this was my thing. 816 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,280 If I could see a quarter of a mile in each direction, I would. 817 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,960 I would turn on my four ways. I would slow down sometimes I 818 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,600 would I would have my window open. 819 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,600 I almost always had my window open unless it was winter time. 820 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,960 It's sometimes I would open my door. 821 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,400 If I was still moving I wouldn't. 822 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,720 But if I was, if I was on a highway, I was generally I was 823 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,920 not going to stop for that railroad crossing unless there 824 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,440 was nobody behind me. Well, God bless you. 825 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,560 And then I might go ahead but. You know what? 826 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,720 Saying that's, I don't know if that's, I think most, I think 827 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,800 probably most police officers would agree with yes. 828 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,920 I don't know if a cop was behind you, he might pull you over us. 829 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,560 It's dangerous though, and I would explain that to a cop. 830 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,920 I would argue that in court it's dangerous at highway speeds. 831 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,320 All right, now if you're in town, suck it up. 832 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,200 You're losing 10. 50 fares. I'm not. 833 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,840 Going to suck it up, not going to pull a bus driver over 834 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,280 because he stops that unless he causes a wreck, he's not going 835 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,920 to It's the. Stupidest, stupidest law. 836 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,640 It's happened one or once or twice. 837 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,440 Say kids have died, but it could happen to anybody. 838 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,600 It could happen to any. No. 839 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,320 Someone at my work slipped on stairs and now we all have to 840 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,200 make sure that we hold the guard railing. 841 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,280 Getting hit by a train. It's stupid. 842 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,720 So everyone's aware. Horrible. 843 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:41,480 Tragedy rules. Just everyone's aware if you 844 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,880 ride in a vehicle with Joe, he's more concerned about time than 845 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,200 he is. OK. 846 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,400 I'm from Michigan. Safety is number 2. 847 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,680 To him. That's kind of what I'm I'm 848 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,000 getting. But this is not. 849 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,560 The concern. This is just so stupid. 850 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,520 Another big factor of that if a. Train could just come and knock 851 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,120 into a school bus. It could hit anybody. 852 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:06,280 Yes, anybody if it's just a new. Or a couple of passengers, that 853 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:06,880 is. Bad. 854 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,840 Why don't we all just do it then? 855 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,320 But if it's just, if it's a school bus full of children, 856 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,280 it's a much, much, much bigger deal because you're talking. 857 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,400 It's never happened. It's. 858 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,440 Barely ever ever ever ever ever happened. 859 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,880 It's barely ever happened. Also, horrible tragedies happen 860 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:29,440 everywhere. Also yes, Alex and I have 861 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,800 another one involving a school bus. 862 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,920 I'm not done with you. OK. 863 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,880 OK. OK, all right, but also not you 864 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,480 school buses. Most crossings are on a slight 865 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,920 incline. I've heard of school buses who 866 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:46,920 don't stop at them going up them and their school bus stalling on 867 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,400 the tracks. So to avoid that happening, you 868 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,680 stop before it. In a small, in a slow town, slow 869 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,680 town environment, you stop before it. 870 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,760 So if you're schooled and you open the door, so if your school 871 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,760 bus stalls and you can't get it started again and there's a 872 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,280 train coming, your kids can get off safely before you're all 873 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,320 wrecked. So if. 874 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,360 You're across the tracks and your doors can't open. 875 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,040 And you're like, cool, it'll be. OK. 876 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,800 Yes, I love it. OK. 877 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,440 So that was so you did, you did bring a memory. 878 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,760 It has been a number of years since I've driven a school bus. 879 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,800 So that was another thing if I stopped all the way at a set of. 880 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,680 Tracks, you know, I'm sure someone's passed you. 881 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,480 Uh huh. Oh yeah. 882 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,120 Oh yeah. And that's. 883 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,840 Terrible, and I'm not going to do it, but I'm going to be 884 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,880 viscerally angry. And that's OK. 885 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,320 I don't mind if you angry. I'm making sure that my kid. 886 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,600 They would have been fine if you kept rolling. 887 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,440 So, Danny, I've been drinking a lot of. 888 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,800 Coke heroes, yes. On. 889 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,520 On the micro tracks and a training coming. 890 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,120 Then you. May not be. 891 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,200 Fine. Oh, with chairs. 892 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,040 And the cars behind the school bus may not be fine, so. 893 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,280 OK, so here's what I would do because they're have Alex, 894 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,800 you're right. There have been a lot of 895 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,440 instances where where drivers have dropped the transmission or 896 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,200 have stalled out on the tracks and that is also a clear and 897 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,040 present danger. I would always downshift all the 898 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,560 way into low gear so that I did not shift gears going across 899 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,680 tracks. And then as soon as I would get 900 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,120 across the tracks, I would go back up into drive because I 901 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,960 drove automatic. This is how we know that Joe's 902 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,760 kids don't ride the school bus to school. 903 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,760 Yeah. They're not going to. 904 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:19,200 Yeah. This is why you're. 905 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,880 Going to go to school. Yeah, because I never get there 906 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,960 in time because I got to stop it every time I track. 907 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,240 Because we don't have a Department of Education anymore. 908 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,960 And here's a here's a counter argument. 909 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,000 Here's a counter argument. So it only costs me 30 minutes 910 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,200 so I can pay my. Rent here. 911 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,440 Give me your Eggo waffles. Danny. 912 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,040 Oh, Joe's, Joe's just so impatient. 913 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,560 He just can't wait 30 seconds. Well, what? 914 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,840 You know what? One time if you're going, if 915 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,080 you're going by a school, as I've seen before, if you live 916 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,680 next to a school and railroad tracks, yeah, you're screwed 917 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:54,720 when school gets out because there's like like literally like 918 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:57,320 20 school buses that are coming out of the parking lot and. 919 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,160 All these are real tracking there. 920 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,680 It's holding up the track to talk about everybody for the 921 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:08,080 next few. Hours get to work in school free 922 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,480 as well, so I've got to drive across town to get to their 923 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:12,880 elementary school. But guess what? 924 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,600 An elementary school since Kitty corner from a railroad track. 925 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:24,000 Yeah, freaking 10 car spaces apart from each other so I can 926 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,480 squeeze in the laps around the. Blinds guys, guys, guys. 927 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:35,080 The Facebook guys. The freaking car spaces are 928 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,240 funny, Danny. Is funny because Danny cutting 929 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,840 out. I'm just thinking, do the 930 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:45,320 motions of a. You see him doing the motions. 931 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:49,680 Center, center. We're going off. 932 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,920 My goodness, that's funny. This is it's topical. 933 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,880 This is we're going off the rails a little bit. 934 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,240 I got another one with school buses. 935 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,160 We were made Alex go, he hasn't said. 936 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,680 Anything. Alex hasn't done anything yet 937 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,560 do. You have one, Alex. 938 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:09,040 No, I hate everything. I hate everything. 939 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,040 I. Hate everything I've ever heard 940 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,280 of the slightest. He just hates all things. 941 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,080 I hate everything. Way it works. 942 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,680 I didn't believe that, so I do it. 943 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:21,000 All the only thing, the only thing I don't hate is Jesus like 944 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,160 that is and my wife. Jesus and my wife are about the 945 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,840 only things everything else can do you. 946 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,120 Hate me and and you. Hate me with the. 947 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:34,040 Respectful love, yes I do. There's nothing about, there's 948 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,800 nothing respectful about the way I love you. 949 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,480 Yeah, I love you. And that's the way I do the. 950 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,840 Next time I see you disrespect I just wish you were sitting. 951 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,160 You know what I hate? I hate that my friends still 952 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,720 haven't read my short story and told me how horrible. 953 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,880 Are you? OK, I'm busy. 954 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,680 I never get. Worried it's not get a story 955 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:57,800 too, I do. I'm almost done with it, Alex. 956 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,760 I'll tell you when I'm done. I want to write short stories I 957 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,800 have. I'll read the crap out of them. 958 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:08,240 It's good, yeah. Cheddar, send me your e-mail and 959 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,520 discord when you get a chance and I'll send it to you as well. 960 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,600 I got to send it to Danny too. I didn't even realize I hadn't 961 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,240 sent it to Danny. But anyway, go ahead, joke with 962 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,520 your second one. OK, so it's school buses. 963 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:21,160 This is a great topic of discussion. 964 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,760 It is, it sure is. You know, you know when you're, 965 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,360 you know when you're going behind a school bus and, and, 966 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,240 and and the little stop sign. Comes out. 967 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,360 And the little no, I've never said that I support kids and 968 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,160 their education and their right, their rightful education. 969 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,920 But you know when the little stop. 970 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,040 Sign comes but you don't support their right for transportation 971 00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:43,280 for that education though. I do, except for when they cross 972 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,000 railroad tracks and 16 a line of 16 school buses has to stop it. 973 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,160 It's railroad tracks and it takes 20 minutes to get over 974 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,680 railroad track when you they could just be rolling that. 975 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,960 Comes out. Back in the fridge. 976 00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,520 Because you want to floor it and hit the kids. 977 00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,920 As they're trying to cross the street, right? 978 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,720 So the stop sign comes out all right, and you're and you're 979 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:05,920 behind the the school bus and the stop sign comes out because 980 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,680 the kid has to cross the street. Yep. 981 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,840 Oh, that's so great. That's so great. 982 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,040 That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense for 983 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,320 you for both lanes to have to stop because the kid has to 984 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,400 cross the street if the other lanes were to go. 985 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,000 Then the kid. Yeah. 986 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,080 The kid, the kid would get annihilated. 987 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,520 Yeah, by the upside, the oncoming traffic. 988 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:29,560 When you're when the school bus is here and you're in the 989 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,440 oncoming lane, you're approaching the school bus and 990 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,680 the school bus driver's looking at you and he's giving you a 991 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,920 dumb look and his little stop sign comes out. 992 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,920 Yeah. And the side of the door is, is 993 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,520 right to the house. And you know what? 994 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:45,840 That the other side is woods. Woods, desolate, dead Woods is 995 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,160 the kid. Across the street. 996 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:57,360 Jimmy doesn't live in the woods, and I'm not He's not gonna cross 997 00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,240 the street to go into the woods. Jimmy Woods, you don't. 998 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:04,320 Know you have to stop, OK? Why do I have to stop? 999 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,080 He's going out pretty dinner. These are woods. 1000 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,280 He's not going to cross into the woods. 1001 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,280 Is he homeless? He's not homeless. 1002 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,080 You don't know why? Why do you want to stop? 1003 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,200 OK, calm down. Maybe he's trying to get to a 1004 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,400 secret tree house? No, he's not. 1005 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,040 Stupid little Jimmy. OK, I can. 1006 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,440 Your house. This one will help. 1007 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,360 You no what? You said that last time and you 1008 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,920 made it worse. You made it. 1009 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,120 Worse. Joey, I can speak to this. 1010 00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:35,440 I've had this exact situation happen. 1011 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,120 Joey, your therapist hates you, doesn't he? 1012 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,560 Oh my. What? 1013 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,800 Therapist that's. I feel OK. 1014 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,560 Yeah, there we go. I hate everything. 1015 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,080 I had this exact same thing happened. 1016 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,120 From the perspective of the the driver that's not on the school 1017 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,960 bus. I completely agree with you. 1018 00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:02,120 I hate that part of it. OK That being said, I have had a 1019 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,120 kid get off my bus OK? And he ran to the woods. 1020 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,400 No. What if I've had, I've had them 1021 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,360 where something falls out of their book bag and they go and 1022 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,880 run and get it and they don't have the presence of mind to 1023 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,680 think of anything except for what they're trying to grab that 1024 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,080 just to fall out of their book bag. 1025 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,880 And I've had them. I almost watched a child get 1026 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,800 creamed by a car because they didn't, they were angry like you 1027 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,600 and. Well, it's all Jimmy's problem. 1028 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,320 It's not my fault. Yeah. 1029 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,720 It's going to be. You how when you kill Jimmy's 1030 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,600 your problem? Yeah, So what? 1031 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,720 Big. Deal is not going to love you 1032 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,760 after that. Boy, we just lost our last 1033 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:45,920 listener. And all that. 1034 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,640 He's dead. Oh God, good job. 1035 00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,080 Hey Joey, can you send me the link to the UTT after this? 1036 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,920 I have a really funny idea to edit it. 1037 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,880 Oh good. I doubt it. 1038 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,520 Yeah. Can you send? 1039 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,800 Me the link too. I'm going to send this to my 1040 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,680 lawyer. So most are you going? 1041 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,320 To put like music behind my rant or something. 1042 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,800 I disagree how most bus drivers will handle it. 1043 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,920 They'll leave that stop sign out too long. 1044 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:10,880 It once I once I made sure that the kid was, you know, heading 1045 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,000 towards the house or whatever, I was shutting the door so at 1046 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,480 least the oncoming traffic could go because I'm not, I don't have 1047 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,800 a God flex and I'm not trying to hold people up. 1048 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,160 The drivers to do that are wrong and they're rude and they should 1049 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:27,760 be, you know, wrote written up. But I've had so many kids, Joey. 1050 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:32,640 I've had, excuse me, not kids. I've had so many drivers so 1051 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,400 spaced out that they did not even see that stop sign. 1052 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,480 They. Just keep going. 1053 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,480 I would it. Happens all the time and. 1054 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,600 There was more than once there was at least a two to three 1055 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,920 different episodes where I almost lost a kid because 1056 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,360 somebody was in so much of a hurry. 1057 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,480 Look, look at 30 seconds does not affect your day that much. 1058 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,600 I'm. Telling you about 30. 1059 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,120 Seconds. It doesn't. 1060 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,520 I'm just kidding. I know it truly doesn't. 1061 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,880 So that's I have learned that from those situations for myself 1062 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,920 and I hope you do too. 30 seconds doesn't affect that day 1063 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,480 that much. I have AI have a happy that can 1064 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,280 help us stray away from this. OK, good. 1065 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,560 Take us. Hold on, can I say something? 1066 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,920 Sushi Mueller. Oh. 1067 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,360 Wait. Yeah, Joe, you go. 1068 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,120 I've got something to say about Missouri drivers and buses. 1069 00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,560 That's ridiculous. Not anywhere near along the 1070 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,840 lines of Joe's complaint. But then go ahead, Joe. 1071 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:31,160 Here's the situation that caused this pet thieve is a few years 1072 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,480 ago I was on a delivery truck had very heavy stuff that that I 1073 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,760 was loaded with. I was going I was rounding a 1074 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,080 hill and there's a school bus atop the hill and it was the 1075 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,360 same situation. There was woods and there was a 1076 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,320 house and it had to stop sign out and I couldn't stop. 1077 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,720 I couldn't stop. And I was rounding the the hill 1078 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,440 and his little stop sign was out and the kid was going to his 1079 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,760 house and I was not interfering at all. 1080 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,760 But I could not stop physically because I just crested the hill 1081 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,760 and saw the stop sign and I and I hit slam the brakes but I just 1082 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,840 could not stop. And the guy was laying on his 1083 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,960 horn. He was all freaking out inside 1084 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,080 of his cab and I was like, I can't, I can't stop. 1085 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,360 Yeah, and that's the stupid rule that sounds so your. 1086 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:19,160 Complaint is not necessarily about the rule, it's about your 1087 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,160 inability to follow that rule in that moment. 1088 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,480 No, I just think it's. Stupid. 1089 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,800 It would have been fine, been fine for the driver to move the 1090 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,760 stop sign and be like, hey, my kids on his way to the house. 1091 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,080 There's no one crossing the street into the woods. 1092 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,680 Yeah, you are good. Obviously you can't stop or. 1093 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,760 Maybe they just live in the woods, who knows. 1094 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:41,120 That's right. So that's in the woods myself as 1095 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:45,160 a driver, like I might just let you know, like, hey, don't 1096 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,000 forget the stop sign is out. But like everybody has to be 1097 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,680 mindful of everybody. So in that situation, you had a 1098 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,560 really tough, you know that that was that sounds like a really 1099 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,880 bad place. That sounds like something where 1100 00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,160 the bus driver should be paying attention and tell the tell the 1101 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,920 tell the either the company that he drives for or the school 1102 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,600 district, whichever. Hey, we need to move this stop 1103 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,760 back like maybe 3040 feet. Even though it's away from his 1104 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,600 house, it's less dangerous for the the oncoming traffic because 1105 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,160 safety is important for both, not just the kids. 1106 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,600 It's important for oncoming traffic also. 1107 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,520 You know, that's, that's what all the laws and rules are 1108 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,080 supposed to be about. It's supposed to be about 1109 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,880 everybody being safe, not just one group of so that's that's 1110 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,120 why in on the I was always trying to be the most safe. 1111 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,560 I still try to be the most safe. I'm not perfect. 1112 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,040 And I respect you. And that's the and that's the 1113 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,520 thing. So it's not about, you know, I 1114 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,320 honestly, and I love you Joy, but I don't give a flip if I, if 1115 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,280 I cost you 30 seconds of time, if I'm keeping some child safe 1116 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,840 and I don't want to cost you 30 seconds of time, but I would 1117 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,920 rather, I would rather chop and dice your 30 seconds of time up 1118 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,360 with a machete and keep that kid safe. 1119 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,240 And that's me. You have been safe regardless. 1120 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,800 Maybe that's maybe not. Yeah. 1121 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,520 But anyway, so who had something? 1122 00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,640 Somebody had some. I'll chop that. 1123 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,760 Kid with a machine? No, I'm just. 1124 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,080 Kidding. Yeah. 1125 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,200 Cheddar. Cheddar. 1126 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,600 Yeah. Let's take this away from hero, 1127 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,920 you know? Take it to Cheddar, Alex. 1128 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:12,400 Alex wanted to say something. Just along those lines. 1129 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,840 Not in complaint with that Missouri drivers. 1130 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,360 It is not uncommon on my Rd. On my Rd. where there is 1131 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,520 residential on both sides of the road so the signs will pop out. 1132 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,320 Oncoming traffic will not will not pay attention. 1133 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,160 They'll keep driving as if it's a normal way. 1134 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,200 And not even just that. I'll stop behind a bus. 1135 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,520 I will have people honk at me for for 5 minutes as they're 1136 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,840 coming up on me going 70. They will speed around me and 1137 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:44,080 the bus into oncoming traffic lane and in front of the bus and 1138 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,120 keep driving. It's a regular occurrence. 1139 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,520 People drive like that. They drive like that. 1140 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,360 I kid you not. I kid you not in that situation, 1141 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:56,080 if I found if I caught a driver that hit a child, I don't I 1142 00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,640 think I'd go to prison after that for murder. 1143 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,760 It'd be murder. And I would I could cry crime of 1144 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,560 passion. I'd probably kill him. 1145 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,400 I'd stop them and I'd like get out. 1146 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,080 I'm getting you're done here. This is your last day. 1147 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,360 Good luck in hell. Like because obviously that's 1148 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,080 not where Joe was going with that at all. 1149 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,960 But like there are drivers out there who will do that. 1150 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,040 They'll just speed by it as if as if you're like just stopping. 1151 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,240 I would. Never do that, no. 1152 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,600 Obviously, no, no, no, no sane person. 1153 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,640 I'm sure some people would don't, but people. 1154 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,320 Do it. I've seen it happen. 1155 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:32,080 Someone speeds around as if they and the school bus driver isn't 1156 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,560 even honking because his presence of mind is absolutely 1157 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,200 gone. Like I can't believe somebody 1158 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,360 would do that from behind me into an oncoming track. 1159 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,560 It's only A2 lane Rd. and then swerve in front of them and keep 1160 00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,920 going like. So the. 1161 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:48,760 Grand Prix was about to be. Lost in some situations where I 1162 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,160 knew that I had that was a continual problem for for me as 1163 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:55,200 it as a driver and I and I and I think we should probably in this 1164 00:56:55,560 --> 00:57:00,600 rant here, but I would I would on it where I knew I had a 1165 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:04,880 continual problem. I would slant my bus so that I 1166 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,920 would block both lanes of traffic, and then I would open 1167 00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,840 up the door and let the kids out so that there's no way that 1168 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,600 anybody was going to get around me. 1169 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,480 They were going in the grass to the ditch and it was going to be 1170 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:21,600 110,000% their fault. And I everything I could could 1171 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,000 to make sure that that precious little child, whether they were 1172 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,520 kindergartner or whether they were a tough 12th grade snot 1173 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:33,360 knows, you know, high schooler. Yeah, I was making sure that 1174 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,000 they were safe and protected getting off and on my bus 1175 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,480 because they meant they meant everything to me. 1176 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,960 So. And not every driver feels that 1177 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,120 way. Not every. 1178 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,760 You know, I wish people paid attention better and loved 1179 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,360 people more, but this is the world we live in. 1180 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,320 That's probably my biggest issue is people just don't care enough 1181 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,040 anymore. But Cheddar, take it away. 1182 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,080 Take segue us my man segue. How to follow that up with the 1183 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,280 segue? I'm going to be honest. 1184 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,480 I'm all for kids. I'm all for kids safety 100. 1185 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,560 These are minor pet peeves and I don't want to change any laws. 1186 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,600 I'm. Just venting my frustration. 1187 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,720 Time. OK, so you're allowed to 1188 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,600 Speaking of buses and railroad, non? 1189 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,920 Eating. Etiquette, OK eating, OK eating 1190 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,560 etiquette. You know, I, I could be basic 1191 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:33,280 and I can say, you know, people that chew with their mouth open 1192 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,400 or there's just a smacking of lips. 1193 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,480 I hate that, but I'm not going to touch that. 1194 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:42,640 I hate it when people use forks or spoons or whatever and they 1195 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,920 don't use their lips to get the food off. 1196 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,080 They use their teeth. And then you hear the grinding 1197 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:51,560 of like teeth and metal clanging together. 1198 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,360 And I'm like, how can you live with that? 1199 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,440 The vibrations itself, like them, just like doing it. 1200 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,760 And I'm in the vicinity. I feel the vibrations and. 1201 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:02,080 It and it sends. Like a certain like chill down 1202 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,840 my spine and it makes me tense up and I hate it. 1203 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:05,920 Talk Board. Yeah. 1204 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,320 Hold on, let me. Let me go get a Ford. 1205 00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,640 I'm with you, right? I'm with you. 1206 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,520 Listeners, we want you to feel this sound that Cheddar is 1207 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,600 feeling right now. Yeah, Joey, get your. 1208 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:20,400 I will now perform ASMR. So what you do listener to? 1209 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:26,800 So get the sound as best as you can, go find some concrete and a 1210 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,560 piece of rebar, and then just scrape it across the concrete. 1211 00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,440 Just better yet, just chew up. Just chew up concrete. 1212 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,640 No, that's the same thing. It's dumb. 1213 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,480 Why would you do that exactly? Why would you scrape your teeth 1214 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:44,080 on a fork or a spoon or a knife? And my best friend does this and 1215 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,920 I love him to death. But another another thing with 1216 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,520 kind of in line with that. And I said, I want to touch 1217 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,800 chewing with mouth open, but it's like one of those like 1218 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,680 corks that some people have. Well, they're they'll like 1219 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,200 exhale or like, they'll like smack their lips right before 1220 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,840 they like eat. I don't know. 1221 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,840 It's just it's super niche and I hate it. 1222 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,720 Is it weird that I touch my chin before I eat? 1223 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,760 No. OK, Robert from Everybody Loves. 1224 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:16,120 Drinking like you just like you just miss it and you just scrape 1225 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:21,800 it across it from watching punk. So for whatever reason, in the 1226 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:26,600 last hours and tears my my wife, Danny, your mother, no. 1227 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,680 Mom is is a. Bite of food and I'm not new man 1228 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,280 and I and I do my best because I'm with you cheddar on all of 1229 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,600 that. She's sitting next to me and her 1230 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,320 as soon as a bite of food goes into her mouth, her breathing 1231 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:43,920 increases by two to three times. And it sounds like she's trying 1232 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:48,320 to breathe through 6 inch diameter nostrils instead of 1233 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,760 just, you know, the half an inch that she has. 1234 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,200 It's and it's like when they it's like when they open their 1235 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,320 mouth, it's like that little like snort sound that they do. 1236 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,760 Yeah, because they're doing that. 1237 01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:58,840 Oh, yeah. Timmy. 1238 01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,960 Yeah. Our our youngest boy is, is 1239 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,000 really bad. He's gotten better about that 1240 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,600 because I was like, wow, are you enjoying it? 1241 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,360 Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. 1242 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,520 But you know, it, it is what it is. 1243 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,280 I try not to get too annoyed by it. 1244 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,560 I try not to get too annoyed, but people make it easy. 1245 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:15,960 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1246 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,240 We're here for dead rain. Does anyone else have a rant? 1247 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,640 Or we want Or do we? Want to get on the dead ring? 1248 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,800 Before. He hasn't ramped. 1249 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,560 D&D. Yeah, we really. 1250 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,440 Shouldn't. Do it. 1251 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:29,120 It was the. Pooping. 1252 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:30,640 That's right. Yeah. 1253 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,480 OK. We can get on the dead rain. 1254 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,800 I'm good. The poop thing. 1255 01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:35,640 Yeah, the poop thing. The poop thing. 1256 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,120 I agree with you, Danny. No one agrees. 1257 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,920 No one agrees with me. But that's OK. 1258 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,080 I no, I'm. Just no. 1259 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,280 We agree. No, no, no, no. 1260 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:47,440 It is actually irrational. You don't want to change 1261 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:48,920 anything. I'm just frustrated. 1262 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,400 I get that. Nah. 1263 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,600 You have cheddar. Mant against movies that 1264 01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,440 everybody else loves like I don't. 1265 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,880 You do do that. Yeah, you do that you don't like 1266 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:03,320 all the time, man. Lord of the Rings disgusting. 1267 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,880 Cloverfield. Is anybody watching? 1268 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,920 I didn't like Club movie. I didn't. 1269 01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,400 I don't like movie. They're interesting. 1270 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,880 The first one is OK. I watched the first one and I 1271 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,640 watched the second one and. They're not really different. 1272 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,800 I won't give out any spoilers. In case they're not really. 1273 01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,200 Wants to watch it? It's not really a series our. 1274 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,480 Third one's pretty cool though. I, I so the third one, I'm going 1275 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,440 to watch the third one sometime soon. 1276 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,960 I'm I'm, I'm on a Netflix, so it's on Netflix and I'm on 1277 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,200 Creature right now. Steamy garbage. 1278 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:31,320 Is it? Yeah. 1279 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:32,960 I. Was really shocked. 1280 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,720 I was really like, I did not expect. 1281 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,880 And the second one where it's 10 Cloverfield Lane, I did not 1282 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:42,440 expect it to to go the direction it did at all like that really. 1283 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:46,680 I was like, OK, so that kind of made the movie a little bit 1284 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,920 better, but it wasn't really all that great otherwise. 1285 01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,240 But I didn't hate it. What did you say you're watching 1286 01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:54,600 right now? Cloverfield Preacher. 1287 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:59,680 Preacher with an R preacher where the where the preacher can 1288 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,040 speak and they have to do it. Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, I 1289 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,560 think. The guy's got a butt hole. 1290 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:08,320 Mouth and Hitler's there. Is he really? 1291 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,520 So I'm still in the 1st. Honestly. 1292 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,840 I think I'm almost. Done with it. 1293 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,000 I am. I'm usually pretty LAX with 1294 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,280 things like that, but that one got very blasphemous very quick 1295 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,680 to a point where it made me uncomfortable. 1296 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,560 And I was like, you know, I can't do this anymore. 1297 01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:28,080 And I really hope that the people who produce this don't 1298 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,600 die anytime soon because I can't imagine God's going to have 1299 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,840 anything good to say to them. And. 1300 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,120 They're making stuff up as they go along, so. 1301 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:39,920 I I get it and I do about God and the idea of a preacher who 1302 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,200 has an Angel inhabiting him and can speak and people have to do 1303 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,760 it. Friends with a Vampire. 1304 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:46,280 It was. Like and a friend who the 1305 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:50,200 vampire is super interesting, but then they got into the God 1306 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,480 part and I was like, we've got a problem. 1307 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:55,840 I was even fine with Hitler and hell and all of that, but I was 1308 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:58,200 like, we got to the God part and I was like, you know, I've got a 1309 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,040 problem here. And obviously not everyone 1310 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,840 believes that. And no, not everyone believes 1311 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,040 that way. I get that. 1312 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:09,320 But there's a level I don't walk up to an atheist and go, oh, you 1313 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,360 must have hit your head as a child because you don't believe 1314 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,640 in a creator. I don't do that. 1315 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,280 In the example. Salmon and granola bars are 1316 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:17,480 really good, yeah. So that's. 1317 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,400 Just. That was my. 1318 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,400 Take on you know, there's that Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight 1319 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,320 last night. Oh my goodness. 1320 01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:29,600 What of the most disappointing? What of what of Instead of Jake 1321 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,600 Paul and Mike Tyson it was me and Cheddar boxing for 8 rounds. 1322 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,440 I'd rather watch that. What if? 1323 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,920 What if instead of what if instead if it was me and cheddar 1324 01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,600 boxing, it was me and Cheddar kissing for 8 rounds. 1325 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,600 Making love. Not watch that I can make. 1326 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,040 Sweet love I. Would not. 1327 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:49,000 OK, we've gone too far. Not there's gonna. 1328 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,840 There's gonna be some hate behind that, Danny. 1329 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:57,800 I'm sorry. Oh, I get it, I get it. 1330 01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:59,920 If anyone else goes too far, it's fine. 1331 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,800 But if it's Cheddar and Danny going too far in the boxing 1332 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,480 ring, Oh yeah, it's fine. It's fine. 1333 01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:06,240 It's good. Game I'm going. 1334 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,240 To. Be biting my gloves. 1335 01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,520 I did it. I Ding, dinged. 1336 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,120 I'm going to be biting your earlobes. 1337 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,320 Oh. Geez. 1338 01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:18,920 That was a friend. I didn't watch it, but just 1339 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,800 hearing about it frustrated me. Oh. 1340 01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:23,760 Man. And then and then I saw the 1341 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,880 memes. I saw it right. 1342 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:27,960 And then I saw the. Meme. 1343 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:32,440 He's now, he's now, he's now challenged Jimmy Carter to a 1344 01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,400 boxing man. How healthy Jimmy Carter. 1345 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:39,880 It was fake. I saw one more Jacob Only Box 1346 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,760 Hospice members from now on. Jake Paul just challenged Rocky 1347 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:47,320 Balboa. Right as soon as I saw Mike 1348 01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,640 Tyson turn around and walk around, walk away with his chaps 1349 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,960 on or whatever the heck that was that he was wearing. 1350 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,040 Yeah, his. Pussy was hanging out. 1351 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,920 Come on man, wearing his cup now I never. 1352 01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,240 Wore a cup before in your life? Now I know. 1353 01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:03,760 Come on man, you don't have to walk away like that now. 1354 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,960 I know what a cup. Is that's just Netflix paying a 1355 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,880 bunch of money to try and get fused? 1356 01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:11,880 That's pretty funny. TikTok where is like when I let 1357 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,960 my kid dress himself for the first day of school. 1358 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,240 Like I said, yeah, I'm walking away. 1359 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:26,040 Yes, the best team ever, but. Yeah, no, he's only boxing 1360 01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,200 Hospice members. I kind of. 1361 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:31,280 I'm trying to get my name in there somehow. 1362 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,240 He's actually set. He's actually set to box a 1363 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:38,160 adolescent kangaroo in 2027. I just I'm trying to get Netflix 1364 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,000 to pay for my for my gym membership. 1365 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,160 That's what I'm trying to get him to do.