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And welcome, welcome everyone 
back to the Maybe podcast 

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featuring drunk Alcoholics. 
Back at it again with some Z&D 

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and 70% of us are inebriated. 
No. 

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I'm. 
At 70, I'm bad at math. 

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I'm good at drinking so. 
I'd say like 65%. 

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We're we're back at it again and
we're doing some mailed fisting 

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and balding's gate. 
I'm just kidding. 

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We're just sending it to a. 
When do we get back to the 

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Necropolis? 
I just want a couple episodes I 

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thought. 
You were done. 

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All right. 
So take her away. 

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Stan. 
So where we left off? 

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We approached Americk. 
And Americk Van Thamper is the 

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big bad guy. 
Well, not the big big bad guy, 

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but like a big bad guy. 
Is it bigger than me though? 

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I don't want to hurt your 
feelings, so I'm not going to do

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that. 
OK. 

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I'm I'm going to go up to him, 
pick him. 

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So I'm not doing. 
That let's go ahead and, and 

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we'll, we'll pick up where we 
left off. 

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All right, come here. 
Are you big Betty? 

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Wait a second, we never 
discussed how we're going to 

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kidnap this guy. 
Give me a kiss. 

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Yeah, we did. 
I was going to put him in the 

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arm. 
Arm bar. 

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Yeah, we. 
Discussed. 

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Can I front kick him in the 
chest? 

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That'd probably work. 
I'm. 

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Going to do a backflip kick. 
And and. 

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He does have bodyguards in. 
There, sing a lullaby. 

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I'm going to Melvin, all the 
bodyguard. 

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Melvin said tell the Bart to do 
so. 

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That's what I'm going to do. 
Americk looks over and sees you 

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guys all standing there and he, 
he waves you guys on over. 

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He's like, yes, please come on 
over. 

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Whoever it is that's needs the 
funds to pay off their gambling 

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debt, come on over. 
As you guys may recall, he is a 

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loan shark who operates below, 
you know, the the gambling area.

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So that's usually what he 
expects people to be coming down

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to see him for. 
Is anyone going to approach him 

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or? 
Are we going to approach him? 

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Stand here yapping. 
I'm. 

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Gonna I'm. 
Gonna come up to him, me and me 

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and brother driving. 
Yeah, moved by the Billy. 

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Someone distract this porcupine 
thing next to. 

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Him. 
Yeah, I'm. 

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I'm good. 
Did we? 

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Did I tell you guys what that 
is? 

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No, I have no idea I. 
Don't think so. 

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Ain't nothing but a pork pine 
it. 

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Does look like a porcupine all 
the. 

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Time it is. 
Want to kiss it? 

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No. 
No. 

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OK, it's a spine devil. 
Spine Devil Devil. 

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Sounds nefarious. 
Dog Spiny. 

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Yeah, it's probably so. 
It's kind of scary stinky. 

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It stinks like stinks like a 
Vernus. 

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Icky. 
Wait, driving. 

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Wait. 
I speak about sulfur. 

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Emerick, Emerick waves. 
You guys now. 

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It points down to the couch. 
Please have a seat. 

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I prefer standing, brother 
Billy, you could sit. 

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Wire You always sit on your 
lamp. 

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I'll take. 
Care. 

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I'll sit. 
Please. 

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On the couch right over there. 
Thank you. 

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Sorry. 
Wash the blind. 

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Bartender, could you get us a 
tray of drinks over here? 

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Scratch that, make mine a double
pour. 

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Jack Daniels, please hold the 
coke. 

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A Kinku. 
A Kinku. 

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Comes over with a tray of 
alcoholic beverages and sets 

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them on the table across from 
you. 

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Idiot, idiot. 
This is a different King Ku OH. 

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OK, idiot chum. 
Emery picks up a glass and takes

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a step. 
Now tell me, how can I help you 

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fellows? 
Oh, we're just in so deep in in 

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lots of debt. 
Yeah, I see. 

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And how, how much are we talking
in terms of debt? 

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Mother Billy, I thought you were
really rich though, but I've 

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been. 
Trying thousands I bet. 

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Actually, I owe Brother Billy 
here. 

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So I was hoping we. 
Could. 

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Go do your coffers and get this 
whole thing straightened out, am

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I right? 
Well. 

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This. 
Is and I pay you later kind of 

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thing, you know? 
This is quite irregular to have 

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a collector with the one in 
debt. 

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It is. 
However, I am not an unknown 

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asleep. 
Forever cutting out the middle 

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man. 
What the what we can do, I am 

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willing to give you up to a 
limit of 150 gold pieces for her

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loan. 
So we'll start small and if we 

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do well with that, we can work 
our way up from there. 

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Hey, Mr. Demon, Sir, thou art 
reeking of the sulfur and 

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brimstone. 
He owes me 175 gold pieces, so 

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this ain't going to work. 
Yeah, 175, you say? 

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I don't stretch those. 
Little. 

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Normally, dude. 
When did he start owning you? 

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But he just doesn't. 
Why don't you, why don't you go 

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ahead and take a drink here and 
we can talk about this like. 

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You know I I have recently make 
up sober. 

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That is quite. 
You were just drinking. 

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Can I? 
This is the yeah. 

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What are you investigating? 
Can I investigate the drink? 

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You may investigate the drink. 
This is my finest vintage. 

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You won't find anything like it 
and all of. 

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I bet I won't see. 
This coast. 

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I've been to a ditty. 
Party. 

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Jeez. 
Too soon. 

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Recent. 
Events. 

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It's the fall. 
Soon Topical. 

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Topical. 
We're we're relevant. 

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Here the prevalent. 
Is it poison? 

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The drink contains the drink 
contains a dose of torpor which 

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will make you very, very 
sluggish very, very quickly. 

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Nothing that will cause you a 
lot of undue harm, but it it 

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will make you it will it will 
very much so dull your senses 

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basically and make you drop a 
lot faster is. 

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This wine that I see in front of
me. 

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OK, I'm going to cheek it. 
I'm going to. 

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Cheat the finest of Brandy's. 
I'm going to take a swig and 

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cheek it and then when I and 
then keep my mouth closed and 

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then when I take another swig 
I'm going to slyly spit it back 

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out into the glass. 
Make a slight of hand check. 

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I am proficient. 
In. 

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Natural, 2020, 25. 
You go to. 

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I wasted a not 20 on drinking. 
You are. 

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Successful. 
Chicken. 

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Great. 
See. 

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I would, I would have some of 
your Northern Light drink, but 

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my ancestors would kill me, you 
see. 

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So thank you, but no thank you. 
Yeah, he's not a drinker. 

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Excuse me, Share of the 
drinking. 

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Excuse me, Mr. Amanda Brack. 
We met your brother. 

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Wait. 
Wait, wait, he's got, he's 

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mentally deficient student. 
It's from an exchange. 

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Program. 
It's a whole thing. 

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Yeah, we met your brother. 
Don't meet. 

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We saved him in a. 
Dungeon, he says a lot of 

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things. 
I don't know what he's saying. 

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He's just saying, you know a lot
of things I don't. 

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Know for the shadow. 
Traven. 

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For for the check to see if you 
can get that loan for a little 

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bit more, make a Charisma 
persuasion. 

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Is it me? 
But it was brother Billy who was

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asking to raise it. 
He should be proficient in that,

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right? 
23. 

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It was ADC 20. 
Yeah. 

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It was a 20. 
Holy boom, that's. 

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Crazy I was. 
Supposed to roll. 

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I was supposed to roll against. 
I was supposed to roll against 

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his wisdom and he rolled 20 on 
Wiz. 

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Hosh Sick. 
All. 

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Right. 
Very well, 175 gold it is, the 

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Waves thought one of his thugs 
and they leave the room and they

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come back with a sack of 175 
gold. 

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Now, just so we're clear on the 
terms, I do expect a repayment 

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and a 10 day and I will charge 
25% interest if you do take 

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longer than that. 
Per day, it's fair. 25% of 175, 

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that's 5. 
Man, don't do. 

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That maybe it. 
Should hurt your hand, little 

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buddy. 
Little buddy's gonna hurt your 

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head. 
His head exploded, covered in 

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blood. 
And I can assure you I will be 

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getting my money back. 
As you can see, I have plenty of

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people who. 
Take it out of my butt hole. 

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Make sure that happens. 
Should I, should I go ahead and 

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give him the gold now? 
It's the 2525% when 60 is 40, so

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it's extra 43 1/2 gold. 
By the way, I I'm feeling like 

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it has been a while, so I will 
go ahead and update you guys 

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you. 
Are going to kidnap him. 

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The whole thing with Amrik, 
well, the whole thing with Amrik

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is that you're trying to get 
information from him in regards 

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to his mother conspiring to 
basically send Baldur's Gate to 

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Averness. 
Just like oh. 

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Yeah. 
El Terrell was sent there. 

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Yeah, where'd you get your pet? 
Since I'm a valued patron, 

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Figured. 
I find the devil. 

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I'm afraid he's just a family 
friend, nothing more. 

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Oh, he's part of your family. 
No, no. 

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A family friend. 
Friend of the family. 

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Is he a friend of your mom? 
Is he a boy or a girl? 

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What do you mean of my mother? 
What does my mother have to do 

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with this? 
Oh no, apparently she sent El 

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Terrell down to a Vernus and she
want, she want and she's 

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conspiring against the Grand 
Duke, is what your brother said.

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What? 
How preposterous. 

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Nope, Nope, Nope. 
No. 

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Tell me which, did you hear that
swirl? 

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From the one that's like, the 
one that's like. 

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Nope. 
So actually, Draven's crazy. 

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You see, my friend here, he's on
the mentally retarded side. 

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In fact, he's deficient. 
Everyone was there when we met 

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Domique. 
He was that brotherhood. 

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It's like I. 
Stare. 

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I stare at Domique. 
Not Domique, he's just Raven. 

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I stare at him. 
A lot of guys. 

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Oh, Meek, that scarfaced Hulk, 
huh? 

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Nope, we didn't ask you The 
Incredible Hulk. 

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So that's who's been shoveling 
the swill out of his mouth. 

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I see pig. 
I'll have to Devil. 

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I'll have we killed him. 
We killed him. 

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What? 
No, we didn't. 

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He he went home. 
No, we killed after you, after 

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you went home. 
That's a what you guys doing. 

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Interesting update I suppose. 
Guys, he gave you go. 

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Why are you lying? 
To him, I suppose I was a little

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bit quick. 
Oh, OK. 

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Is. 
It is it. 

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Playing green silo right now. 
No, no, this is a quite an 

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interesting turn of events. 
Go ahead it. 

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Really is. 
I'm sorry man, seem too keen on 

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listening to the Dungeon Master 
speak, so go on ahead. 

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Oh, I'm all ears. 
I'm sorry. 

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My bad. 
I learned that I have two ears, 

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but only one mouth. 
That's right, don't. 

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Ever get it so? 
You guys have your loan, you 

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have your money. 
You've for some reason brought 

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up my family and mentioned that 
you've finally rid me of the 

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pest that was my brother 
Domique. 

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I'll have to remember to get my 
money back from the assassins I 

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paid. 
Oh, since they didn't end up 

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doing their job and instead you 
did it for them, but that's 

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fine. 
We didn't. 

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We didn't kill. 
Us. 

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No, shut up, you can. 
Pay us. 

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What do you mean you didn't kill
him? 

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You. 
Put him to sleep forever? 

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No, we put him to sleep forever.
That's what we did, Otherwise 

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known as killing him. 
Roll the fridge, friend. 

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Over here. 
He's a Bard and he's got this 

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magical song that he can sing 
that puts everyone to sleep. 

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Go ahead, sing it, Melvin. 
Emotions. 

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A little more please. 
Are. 

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You attempting to cast a spell 
on me? 

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Nope. 
He just knocked in just trying 

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to you. 
Seem a little anxious. 

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I'm just trying to like keep 
help you calm your nerves. 

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He passed the charisma saving 
throw and is well aware that you

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were trying to pass. 
Cast a calm emotion spell. 

242
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Oh. 
Crap do you trying to help you 

243
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bro. 
Do you think this is my first 

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rodeo, son? 
Do you think you could just 

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Nolts on it? 
Here, play me a little ditty and

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get me in bed. 
No, it's like a blowjob, you 

247
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know? 
It's just one brother trying to 

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help another brother out, you 
know what I'm saying? 

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That's what it's all about. 
I'll go walk up behind us. 

250
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I'm going to attempt to put him 
in a sleeper hold. 

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I. 
Think you like it? 

252
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I think I have had quite enough 
of you. 

253
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I secretly. 
Was behind him. 

254
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He was behind him. 
Let him jump him out. 

255
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,800
Are you yelling? 
Are. 

256
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We doing this? 
Are we doing this? 

257
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I know an idea. 
I know it. 

258
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Let's. 
Do it my skin, I roll the 12. 

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That song, You're all gonna die.
Hamrick fails to contest that 12

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and you have now grappled him. 
However, there are plenty of 

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guards around. 
Please roll for initiative. 

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Peshara, the spined Devil is 
first. 

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 
And so this is how it ends. 

264
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It's nice knowing you. 
I'm going to exit stage left. 

265
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It's. 
Respect your surrounding. 

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Break his neck. 
I know I should have been 

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sitting next to her. 
So Keshara looks over at Draven,

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who is grappling or Mr. Van 
Thamper and decides to move over

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to Draven. 
Reaction. 

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That's so that you're aware the 
devil doesn't provoke an attack 

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of opportunity when it flies out
of an enemy's reach. 

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Why? 
It is going to multi attack. 

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Why does? 
Everything have multi attack. 

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Because all enemies are 
accounted for having more being 

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outnumbered so. 
You know, that's some 

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horseradish because we're 
outnumbered. 

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Or or two with this tail spines.
OK, so it says attacks with one 

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with its bite and one with its 
fork or two with its tail spine.

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So it's going to do bite and 
tail, spine, tail, spine, and 

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that's going to be a 5, which is
going to miss a 20 is going to 

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hit a 10. 
I assume A10 misses you. 

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So that's going to be 3 piercing
plus 5 fire damage total that 

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you take. 
Oh no. 

284
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And that's just Tarina's turn. 
Wait, who's Tarina? 

285
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Yeah, pretty much hired her. 
She doesn't say she has any 

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spells. 
Did you want her to have any 

287
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spells? 
What class is she? 

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She's a rogue. 
So she has two daggers and a 

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short bow. 
Rogues don't normally have 

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spells, but she has like sneak 
attack and stuff like that and 

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the cunning and she has cunning 
actions. 

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Did she sneak up to the 
porcupine guy? 

293
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You have to use sneak, which is 
going to be either an action or 

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a bonus action depending on if 
you use cunning or not. 

295
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Probably a boner action. 
So cunning, cunning action, 

296
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Sneak. 
That's fine. 

297
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You will have to roll your. 
You will have to roll your 

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decks. 
No, no, I'm just kidding. 

299
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All right, you're good. 
Oh, double not toy. 

300
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Double not toy inspiration. 
She gets an inspiration, right? 

301
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,560
Sure. 
You use it? 

302
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,760
Yeah. 
All right, that's super sneak. 

303
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Don't. 
You went to sneak and actually 

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turned it invisible instead. 
Skyrim Crouch. 

305
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,960
Stick must have been the wind. 
Must have been. 

306
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The wind All right, I'm going to
double dagger attack, right? 

307
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,520
Use the bonus action so you can 
only use one bag right now 

308
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because it's bonus action to use
your second. 

309
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So you can't like yeah, so you 
yeah, but you do get you do get 

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critical hit damage since you're
undetected. 

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So it'll it'll just be like Max 
damage plus the plus plus it's 

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it's damaged in 1/2. 
Sorry, this is what it is. 

313
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So it's your total damage that 
you can get 14 rounded up OK on 

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the spine devil right? 
Yes, she gonna sneaky, sneak, 

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Crouch, invisible and then big 
big. 

316
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Damage. 
You are now on the damage, so 

317
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yeah. 
We'll see this. 

318
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Yeah. 
I'm fine, OK. 

319
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And then Ignar, it's your turn. 
Sweet. 

320
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:33,160
All right, I am going to move up
to this spiny little devil. 

321
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,480
Team Attack. 
Everybody's picking. 

322
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Up I was just for multi attack. 
Don't forget ignore you have 3 

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skeletons that you can control 
on your turn. 

324
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,520
Oh yeah, take care of the oven. 
Don't want to move them at the 

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bar. 
Yeah, I'm going to move them 

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towards the box. 
Is that an action? 

327
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,000
No. 
There's my direction pending you

328
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just they're they're basically 
treated as separate entities. 

329
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,560
They have their own, they have 
their own action and they have 

330
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their own action and bonus 
action speech. 

331
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,640
So. 
All right, I'm going to have 

332
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them move towards the bar and 
start attacking those bin there.

333
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,040
Yeah, they they keep grab hold 
of the minute, the ball. 

334
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,840
I will go ahead and control that
for you then. 

335
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,200
I'm still having them attack one
each and then. 

336
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,440
Sounds good going to you because
I don't like him. 

337
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,960
The Kanku is the kanku is 
actually the homie. 

338
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,040
Still gonna kill him. 
That's unfortunate. 

339
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,040
Give me a call. 
I'm. 

340
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:34,680
Just kidding. 
I want them to attack enemies, 

341
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not necessarily any neutral. 
OK. 

342
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,960
So they do. 
I want. 

343
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,800
To play they they do a little 
bit of damage to a couple of 

344
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them, but one of them does miss,
so they don't get to feel damage

345
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to that unfortunately. 
Like a backpack in the. 

346
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,640
Front What did you want to do? 
Because you have, you still have

347
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action and bonus action yourself
that you can use. 

348
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:01,360
I would like to swing my flat my
specialty death defying flail at

349
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the spine in that's trying to 
attack dragon and put a boss go.

350
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Ahead and roll your damage. 
All right, I I clicked the flail

351
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for them and I keep forgetting. 
So damage would be oh, there it 

352
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,400
go there it is all right. 
Well, I think I did that. 

353
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,720
Right. 
The six is not going to hit, so 

354
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,480
it doesn't matter. 
There it. 

355
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,520
OK, I think it I think as a 
flail though it does it 

356
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,920
automatically does 2 damage 
regardless because it's like a 

357
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,760
flail property, so it will take 
2 bludgeoning. 

358
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,880
Will it also do the 12 necrotic 
along with that? 

359
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,320
No, just. 
It just takes 2 bludgeoning. 

360
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,640
You've missed the attack. 
It's just it's just a flail 

361
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:47,560
thing that it does I'll. 
Get you all right, All right. 

362
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:52,640
And a bonus action do I have, I 
think I have spells that attack 

363
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:57,680
on bonus actions, don't I? 
Or not spells, but something. 

364
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,800
Yeah, no scrolls. 
Those scrolls are bonus. 

365
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,480
Those generals are not bonus 
actions. 

366
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:07,160
It's I I've let you guys do 
throw attacks as bonus actions, 

367
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,240
or you can shove them. 
You might have a spell. 

368
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,440
I can look and see if you have 
one. 

369
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,200
Where do I look on in my car? 
Spell, and then when you click 

370
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,080
on the spell it tells you if it 
does bonus action, you click on 

371
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,840
information, it'll say cast 
time. 

372
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,840
You have one, that's a reaction,
you have one. 

373
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,800
Searing Smite is a bonus action,
but that's only if you're doing 

374
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an attack. 
Shield of Faith is a bonus 

375
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,440
action. 
Shield of Faith will give it. 

376
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,560
It's a concentration spell that 
gives someone +2 to their AC. 

377
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,560
So you can cast on on yourself 
or anyone else and it will give 

378
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,760
them +2 to AC while you're 
concentrating on it. 

379
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,600
I'm going to cast it on my buddy
Draven so that he doesn't take 

380
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,960
damage next time spine guys 
thing comes around so that. 

381
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:02,840
He can take SO. 
Draven has +2 AC. 

382
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,880
I'm going to put the 
concentrating on. 

383
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,720
Where's the which one do I do 
for concentrating? 

384
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,760
There you go. 
That looks like a good 

385
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,360
concentration. 
Draven. 

386
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,400
You're going to have Shield of 
Faith, which is going to be. 

387
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,040
Somebody killed the spine thing.
All right. 

388
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,520
Is that the new term, Melvin? 
Go ahead. 

389
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,360
Yes, Sir. 
I'm going to. 

390
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,320
Avoid. 
Hey, that's when. 

391
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,120
Gas ferry fire. 
OK, Ferry fire, which is a 

392
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,040
concentration. 
So you're also going to have the

393
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,680
well. 
The enemy's full green. 

394
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,360
Each object in type. 
I can't outline blue creature 

395
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,280
within the area. 
Dexterity saving throw. 

396
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:50,320
OK, where are you casting it? 
It's a 20 foot cube, so it'd be 

397
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,600
5. 
Yeah, it would be that'd. 

398
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,400
Be 4 tiles by 4 tiles. 
Get everybody but draw a little 

399
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,000
square over here. 
Yeah, I can edit that one for 

400
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,880
you. 
Yeah, you can draw a rectangle 

401
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,560
as well. 
Control. 

402
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,720
Control D is what it says for 
me. 

403
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,480
That's what it would look like, 
roughly. 

404
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,240
Actually I can't. 
I can't really see the here we 

405
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:20,200
go size this properly, the 
12341234. 

406
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,640
OK, there you go. 
You wanted it like over here, 

407
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,240
like this. 
Well, yeah, So, you know, we 

408
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,440
make sure that we. 
Yeah. 

409
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,120
Yep. 
You want to hit the devil? 

410
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,640
Do you want to hit Hamrick with 
it? 

411
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,120
Yep, sure do. 
OK, so that'd be more like that.

412
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,720
OK, yeah, we're gonna light them
up too. 

413
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:40,880
OK, let me make a Dexterity 
saving throw for the devil. 

414
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:46,200
I believe everyone's spell saves
are 13 right now or yours is 12.

415
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,040
Sorry, it says 12 right there. 
This one not one though. 

416
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:53,120
So the spiny devil is in fact 
advantage to hit the spiny devil

417
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,600
every single time now, at least 
while that's being concentrated 

418
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,600
on that will be we'll do that 
one that looks like ferry fire. 

419
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,280
Americk will pass that check. 
So Americk does not have that 

420
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,800
applied the thug. 
Even if he's traffic. 

421
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,040
The thug fails though, so the 
thug will have. 

422
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,840
This guy failed. 
Yep. 

423
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,120
Those are all here, just brother
Billy I got. 

424
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,520
A That's Brother Billy. 
Yeah, that's Brother Billy. 

425
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:18,920
Yeah. 
OK. 

426
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,440
I got a thought so. 
OK, so that is that is an action

427
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,080
to cast. 
You should have a bonus action 

428
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,960
still. 
Yep, I'm going to throw my I'll 

429
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,360
throw my dagger. 
This old boy right there. 

430
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,760
Which one? 
Just by the devil. 

431
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,120
OK, go ahead. 
I need a. 

432
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,480
That's going to hit. 
Go ahead and roll damage. 

433
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,160
Yeah. 
OK, there we go. 

434
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:46,760
It is looking a bit weaker. 
Are you moving? 

435
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,160
Are you moving at all? 
Or because you still have 

436
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,200
movement so. 
Now I'll stay right there. 

437
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,520
All right, Draven, you're here. 
Can't wait to see who you murder

438
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,400
this time. 
You are. 

439
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,600
You are. 
Try not to kill the kid. 

440
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,200
You are grappling Hamrick. 
So so. 

441
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:08,280
I have them in like a chokehold.
Is there is there like some kind

442
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,280
of like counter or something 
like that, like turn counter or 

443
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,560
if I keep holding him, he'll 
just. 

444
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,640
Pass out. 
Yeah, we'll say if you can, 

445
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,160
we'll see if you can like I'll 
treat it like debt saving 

446
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,440
throws. 
So roll your athletics and then 

447
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,680
if it's above A10, he'll take a 
point and then when he hits 

448
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,520
three points, he'll he'll be 
unconscious. 

449
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:34,360
And then if you roll below A10 
then he'll he won't take any 

450
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,080
points, but he'll have to be 
doing athletic saving throw 

451
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,080
every time on his turn to try 
and break free. 

452
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,360
Just so that you're aware. 
Wait, I got an idea, but I got 

453
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,960
an idea. 
Raven, do you have hump and 

454
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,360
rope? 
Explorer's back with rope if you

455
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,240
take an action to tie him up. 
I do have hump and rope but he's

456
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,480
still. 
You can tie him up, that's fine.

457
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,880
But. 
Also. 

458
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,200
You can have your hands for. 
OK, he will be. 

459
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,760
I'll do that. 
He will be able to make an 

460
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,000
athletic saving throw, so but 
yeah, if you want to do that, 

461
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,960
he'll be tied up and he'll be 
unable to act. 

462
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:08,160
He'll just have to be making 
safe and thrills on his turn so 

463
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,680
you have bonus action. 
I'll hog tie, I'll hog tie him 

464
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,480
with his hands and his feet tied
together because Brother Billy 

465
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,320
taught, taught me that, OK? 
That knot he also I will also 

466
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:26,760
say any of his goons can help 
action him and to get not if 

467
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,240
they're dead what? 
OK. 

468
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,000
Oh, I have just. 
Bonus actions I don't really 

469
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,160
have much. 
Push the gross, then spiky. 

470
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:40,800
The spiky thing, yeah. 
Would that work as Tarina and 

471
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,480
Melvin are in front of them? 
Sorry. 

472
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,840
Yeah, you can push it past them.
OK, I'm going to attempt to 

473
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,520
shove the spiky thing then. 
And roll for that. 

474
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,480
You do not. 
Dang it, Amrick's turn. 

475
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:02,280
Amrick is going to make the 
athletics check Does not pass 

476
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,160
emoji. 
It's your turn. 

477
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,960
Now I assume is it easy to see 
looking around that spiky 

478
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,680
creature is more? 
Formidable than thug? 

479
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,280
I mean it's really up to your 
judgement. 

480
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,880
There's a spiny devil versus 
someone wielding a weapon. 

481
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,840
Like one's like a beast with 
weapons attached to it, and 

482
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,840
one's a dude trained to use the 
weapon he's holding. 

483
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,960
They're both pretty dangerous. 
It'd be hard telling but I will 

484
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,400
say the thugs are wearing armor 
so they might be a little harder

485
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:35,000
to take down, but the spiny 
devil seems like it's more, you 

486
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,080
know, effective with damage. 
Wait, I shouldn't have. 

487
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,760
I shouldn't have tied him up. 
He he, he's just going to help 

488
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,800
Americk up, Dang it. 
You tied up. 

489
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,320
Yeah, I tied up Americk. 
The spiny devil is just going to

490
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:47,880
help him up. 
But. 

491
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,960
He's doing that 'cause I really 
have to pee. 

492
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:56,280
Negotiating with. 
With the mommy OK emoji, maybe 

493
00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:01,280
you decided what you want to do.
So we're trying to clear this up

494
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,160
the skeleton. 
Grab No, just attacking. 

495
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,880
Or they're just attacked. 
Dang it. 

496
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,560
I'd be disengaged. 
You don't have to disengage. 

497
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,960
You could take an opportunity of
a opportunity. 

498
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,080
No, you're not threatened 
because you have an ally with 

499
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,160
you. 
Sorry, Yeah, I don't know. 

500
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,960
I thought, well, you're you can 
still take an off attack, but 

501
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,200
you're not threatened. 
So you wouldn't suffer 

502
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,800
disadvantages from shooting a 
bow at a target that's further 

503
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,440
away is what I meant. 
Yeah, because being threatened 

504
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,120
just means you have disadvantage
of shooting a bow. 

505
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,480
They're on a range text. 
Oh, oh, I thought, oh, vicious 

506
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,640
light crossbow time and in yeah,
other one shooting the crossbow.

507
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:44,160
Hey, who are you shooting at At 
the and this is of. 

508
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,160
Course one to devil. 
Full piercing damage. 

509
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,800
Why is it called the vicious 
light crossbow? 

510
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,920
Oh. 
I bought the cool Vicious. 

511
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,520
Light I didn't read any of those
items. 

512
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,480
Oh yeah, pretty sick. 
There's a sick. 

513
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,760
OK, it's looking pretty weak. 
It is looking pretty weak now. 

514
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,760
The spine devil is nice. 
All right. 

515
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,840
Is that the end of your turn? 
Oh, OK. 

516
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:17,080
Yeah, yeah, that'll hit. 
Plus one appreciated targets 

517
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:21,760
with less than half HP, which. 
So then let's see, here's a nice

518
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,880
one that is just enough damage 
to kill it. 

519
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,680
Yeah, that is the spiny devil 
out of Commission. 

520
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,360
And another one pipes the ghost.
Hey. 

521
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:40,320
Dreaming, throwing some damage. 
All right, it is the IT is the 

522
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,640
thugs turn. 
They are going to focus on these

523
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,520
skeletons. 
You wouldn't do. 

524
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,720
That hey they're going to do 
multi attack which is 2 melee 

525
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,360
attacks. 
OK, so see what skeletons have. 

526
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,480
When they die, they have to make
them. 

527
00:30:54,280 --> 00:31:00,920
No the no the Lego death noise. 
Or the OR the Minecraft skeleton

528
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:06,200
death noise. 
These have 13 AC, only have 

529
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,120
armor scraps on them. 
I didn't know that. 

530
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,360
So that's one that's gonna do 
three. 

531
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,720
I think our skeletons 
vulnerable. 

532
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,160
They are vulnerable to 
bludgeoning. 

533
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:20,000
That's unfortunate. 
That one's going to take 6 

534
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,080
damage. 
That one's going to take quick 

535
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,360
maths. 
I'm stun locked, 22 damage. 

536
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,480
Well. 
That one's so bad, Skeleton 

537
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,960
died. 
Igor. 

538
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,400
And this one is also going to 
take 22 damage. 

539
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,720
Oh, OK, brother Belly, it's your
turn. 

540
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:46,800
Get it. 
Broke Billy. 

541
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,520
Break 4L. 
These dude just disappear. 

542
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,800
This whole thing, it's all out 
of his. 

543
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,400
Whole thing's what for the 
Billy. 

544
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,200
Uh oh, we lose Danny. 
OK. 

545
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,480
For the Billy I'll. 
Wait. 

546
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,400
Oh yeah, hello, It's me. 
The ads for not living out here 

547
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,520
in AD space. 
Says. 

548
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:21,040
Says says. 
Oh, Oh no, he's dead. 

549
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,440
Hear me, I can hear you now. 
There you go. 

550
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,680
Now we can hear you. 
I've been talking for like 10 

551
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:37,960
minutes. 
What's going on? 

552
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,160
Hilarious. 
Now what? 

553
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,600
Who is this? 
That's that's Serena. 

554
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,800
That's that's that's. 
Down here I'm going to. 

555
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,600
Girlfriend I'm. 
Going to open up a can of of of 

556
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,880
whoop ass on this guy right 
here. 

557
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:55,640
You don't put up a can of Jesus.
All right, what are you doing? 

558
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:03,440
Next. 
Divine Smite. 

559
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,000
Right. 
So, yeah, roll your, roll your 

560
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,560
attack. 
I see it. 

561
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:14,360
Yeah, let's roll your attack. 
Good buddy. 15 hits, go ahead. 

562
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,200
I think it hits. 
I'm very sure it hits. 

563
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:22,200
I forgot up the hits. 
They have less armour class than

564
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,080
the skeletons. 
That very interesting. 

565
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480
Nah no that's not weird. 
That's. 

566
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,360
That's cool. 
Wow. 

567
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,840
And somehow. 
How did Pretty cool what that 

568
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,480
doesn't seem. 
Wait, hold as impossible? 

569
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:39,600
Yeah, it's impossible. 
Let me look at your feet real 

570
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,880
fast. 
Probably broke it. 

571
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,600
Oh, look at it. 
OK, we can fix it. 

572
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,920
Hold on, hold on, hold on. 
I'm looking at the one. 

573
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,480
Beat it's a it's a long sword, 
right? 

574
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,120
Here it is this. 
Oh, dancing grey sword. 

575
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,840
There it is. 
It's a grey sword, so it's still

576
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,960
A01D. 
Ten. 

577
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,720
Yeah, still. 1D10. 
Whatever, whatever the I already

578
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,200
did it so and then. 
Oh well, you quit your little 

579
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,920
pity. 
Party. 

580
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:07,880
That's my job. 1D8 is that what?
Is that what radiance is or 

581
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,239
what? 
Cast it 2D6 from that. 

582
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,520
Didn't roll right, it rolled to 
0 on. 

583
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,440
The dance Level 3. 
And he gets to roll with the 

584
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,600
bandage. 
Two dice enter and you. 

585
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,080
Yeah, he rolled the hip. 
Well, yeah. 

586
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,280
Yeah. 
So it's my line. 

587
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,159
It's my line, it's my thing. 
Can't go. 

588
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,000
See my. 
Toy. 

589
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,199
It would be my toy chariot. 
Efficient and the damage is it's

590
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:41,400
2D6 plus strength plus zero. 
I'm going to give you a + 1 

591
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,280
sword. 
I think that would be funny. 

592
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:49,360
Type slashing crit. 
I have a point in question. 

593
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:54,120
Have you seen my train? 
Have you have you seen the guy 

594
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,840
that actually stole my Twain it?
Was me. 

595
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,760
It was I I stole your train. 
I'm. 

596
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,520
Still rolling a zero on the 
second. 

597
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,920
Oh, because it's secondary 
damage. 

598
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,240
I don't know why it has 
secondary damage. 

599
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:09,720
And then nine radiant with your 
divine smite. 

600
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,920
So. 20 damage. 
Yeah, that looks good to me. 

601
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,520
All right. 
Yeah, You take a big old chunk 

602
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,520
out of this guy. 
Big old chunk armor fell off. 

603
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,240
He's sitting there naked, 
flaccid as can be. 

604
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:28,080
Flying in the wind. 
That's bottom line. 

605
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,880
I just opened up a big old 
candle. 

606
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,920
The past soldier. 
What? 

607
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,880
What? 
I didn't. 

608
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,840
See yet a donkey. 
What? 

609
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,560
Yeah, he just booted out. 
Yeah. 

610
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:45,280
That's going to be that's going 
to be Tarina's turn. 

611
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,120
Sorry for the technos. 
That's the MOG right there, the 

612
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,440
man to go. 
Tarina is. 

613
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,680
Very confused. 
Should. 

614
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,280
Be. 
I mean you could do a sneaky. 

615
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:13,960
And go attack from there. 
Double dagger attack. 

616
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:21,800
Plays you sound like. 
Me roll, roll Yep and then roll 

617
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,240
your damage. 
The 9 is going to miss though, 

618
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,080
so just the 1/7. 
It's a roll with advantage. 

619
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,720
Oh, it is. 
That's a so it's a crit roll 

620
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:34,960
damage. 
That would be oh. 

621
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,920
It's just accuracy advantage. 
Shut up, damage. 

622
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,640
It's dead. 
OK, Eggnar, it's your turn. 

623
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,840
All right. 
Do I need to keep? 

624
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,640
No, it looks like this funny 
thing's dead. 

625
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,480
Do I need to keep? 
Concentrating. 

626
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,160
As long as you're continuing to 
concentrate, the shield of faith

627
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,840
is still up. 
You don't have to do anything to

628
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,320
concentrate though, it basically
it's just there until you say 

629
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,400
that you're done concentrating 
or until someone attacks you and

630
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,200
you fail a concentration save 
though. 

631
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,320
But Draven still has shield of 
faith. 

632
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:12,920
Duly Nova make him all way down 
to the bar. 

633
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:17,400
Get a little drink. 
I'm. 

634
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:25,360
Going. 
To attack this this guy, right? 

635
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,320
In front of me. 
Kick kick his butt, kid, not 

636
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,120
bastard. 
I don't. 

637
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:36,680
I don't have a a kick attack. 
Well, it. 

638
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:42,000
Would be a melee attack, which 
would be a 1D4 unproficient use.

639
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,240
Your foil use. 
Your foil. 

640
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,640
Use a weapon. 
That was really weird. 

641
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,560
You rolled damage and then 
rolled your. 

642
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,720
To hit. 
I don't know how that works. 

643
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:58,320
That was weird. 
But the 10 is the 10 is going to

644
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,000
miss and you'll do 2 two no 
damage. 

645
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,040
Yeah, definitely. 
I'd like. 

646
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,240
I'd like. 
To control your athletics role 

647
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:14,520
Athletics. 
I always got terrible athletic 

648
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:19,160
marks in school. 
And now? 

649
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:26,040
Apparently I'm only kidding. 
You push them all the way back 

650
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:32,000
into the front ships front of 
the front of the ship, slams him

651
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,960
into the wall breaking every 
bone in his body and he takes 30

652
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:42,920
damage and dies. 
I think he just used the 

653
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,760
momentum of the the waves of 
censorship is more. 

654
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:51,960
I can only imagine how that. 
Unfolded, by the way, every bone

655
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:56,560
in it, every bone in his body 
broke and he was already dead 

656
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:59,480
before you were fit. 
Like by the time you had hit 

657
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,200
him, he just, his body just flew
back and hit the wall. 

658
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,920
That's all. 
He was already dead though. 

659
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,480
But what long before he hit the 
wall? 

660
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,200
Melvin, it's your turn. 
Good slow motion. 

661
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,160
I need to start with the pushing
then. 

662
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,360
Flail. 
At that point then you would 

663
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,040
have to add the Lego death 
noise. 

664
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,960
So this fellow down here is the 
last one. 

665
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,320
Can't. 
Scare him. 

666
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,320
Away, OH. 
So we go ahead. 

667
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:51,040
OK. 
I'm fine, Go ahead. 

668
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,840
Yeah, so I'm, I'm using vicious 
mockery on this, this last 

669
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,480
fellow left down here. 
OK, OK. 

670
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,560
What are you going to say to 
him? 

671
00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,840
I'm. 
Going to tell him, you know 

672
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,320
what? 
You're so ugly. 

673
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,680
Too ugly with me and there isn't
anybody more ugly than me. 

674
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,840
No, I'm saying that. 
Oh man, I'm ugly. 

675
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,880
I'm not worth the paper. 
As you see. 

676
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,280
That I was drawing on it. 
As you speak those words, a 

677
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:23,280
magical kamikaze pilot flies 
out, slams into him, and all you

678
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,920
see is him screaming and then 
his head explodes and pops like 

679
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,080
a grape and he dies. 
Wait, what? 

680
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,960
Melvin, what did you do? 
Something happened. 

681
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,240
I felt so, so powerful. 
Force welled up within me, said 

682
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,920
hate myself. 
So I did. 

683
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:47,680
He's gone, He's gone. 
You just you just kamikazeed by 

684
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,160
words. 
He screams like this. 

685
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,040
Melvin, what else would you like
to do on your turn? 

686
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,640
Oh, there's a fella way down 
there. 

687
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,840
I didn't even look down there. 
Yeah, you have a bonus action 

688
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,800
boner action I'm. 
Well, with that, I think I'm 

689
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,840
going to go over here to this 
scroll fella and I'm going to 

690
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,920
order a drink. 
How do you order your drink? 

691
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,600
Yeah, I think it's such a water.
A little thirsty? 

692
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:20,120
It nods to you and says thirsty 
seltzer water, and then it grows

693
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,400
the thirsty seltzer water at 
you. 

694
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:29,960
Seltzer Water Raven is your 
turn. 

695
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,160
So what I'm going to do is I'm 
going to walk over to Americk. 

696
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,640
I'm going to stand over him. 
Yeah, I've done this from Kung 

697
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,760
Fu movies and I karate chop his 
his carotid artery so that. 

698
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,520
Knocks him in. 
It's your turn. 

699
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:50,320
We're all athletics. 
Oh, so you did it. 

700
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:56,600
OK. 1717 Unfortunately for you, 
Americk dodged it, and then he 

701
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:01,120
kicked you in the. 
Ball tied up, tied up, tied up. 

702
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,920
I hard tied it. 
No, no you're fine. 

703
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,480
You actually have advantage 
because he's tied up so the fire

704
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,760
doesn't matter. 
Funny enough, and I don't think 

705
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:19,520
that's an actual thing you can 
do, but roll damage. 1D1D4 I 

706
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,480
suppose. 
Plus your strength. 

707
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,800
That's my strength. 
I don't have, I don't think I 

708
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,960
have an unhanded, so I'll just 
I'll just do slash R1D4 plus. 

709
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,800
Four. 
There you go, you take 6 damage 

710
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,080
away from his 66 help. 
Not a discreted artery. 

711
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,960
Yeah. 
Did I knock him out? 

712
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:48,760
He goes, he looks at you and he 
goes, oh, that's hurts. 

713
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,400
Zoe. 
Zoe, you're going to kidnap me? 

714
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,200
Just do it already. 
I'm quite done with your 

715
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:01,600
shenanigans. 
OK, fine, you asked for this. 

716
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,720
I'm. 
Going to get my phone. 

717
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:03,920
He's actually just to pick him 
up. 

718
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:11,160
Then it's his turn and he rolls 
a natural 22 escape and oh, 

719
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,360
that's the wrong one. 
He died. 

720
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,720
He broke out of his, out of his 
tie, out of the knot so hard he 

721
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,920
dislocated. 
Dislocated his neck. 

722
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,040
He's then going to multi attack 
you. 

723
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,760
He has three dagger attacks. 
Want want want. 

724
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:43,440
Oh my goodness, that is 25, a 
Nat 20 and a Nat 20. 

725
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,240
OK. 
That's going to be a grand total

726
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:54,200
of plus. 
I should have gotten pissed. 

727
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,840
I wish. 
I could see these ones. 11 + 6 

728
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:05,520
would be 12 + 11 would be 23 
damage, 23 piercing damage. 

729
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:12,040
Oh, I'm not down for those of 
you who said I sure wish I could

730
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:18,280
see these rolls, copy and in 
general paste. 

731
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,880
There you go, there's your. 
Rolls. 

732
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,520
Ow I lost like 90% of my health 
guys. 

733
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:31,760
On hand to me, you swine emoji. 
It's your turn. 

734
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,080
Emoji's going to quick swap. 
Yeah, that's. 

735
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,600
And shoot up. 
Oh. 

736
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,320
OK, OK, that does pass. 
Your +2 makes it pass. 

737
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,840
He has a 17 AC and then your DC 
would be 12. 

738
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,000
So he barely didn't doesn't he 
barely doesn't pass that, so he 

739
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,960
will be ensnared. 
This is like, Dang it you. 

740
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,120
Fools, What is with your? 
What is with your? 

741
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:01,520
Entrapments and then he will 
take the fight. 

742
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:10,520
OK, bug life turn Melvin. 
The bug's going to come up to 

743
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:15,560
you and he's going to go. 
Your face is so ugly it looks 

744
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,480
like my mother. 
And then he's going to attack 

745
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,120
you with two mazes. 
The 13 hit. 

746
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:27,320
No, no it does not. 
You still take two, you still 

747
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,000
take two. 
Bludgeoning from the maze. 

748
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,840
If it misses and then 21's going
to hit you, that's another 

749
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,240
three. 
So total 5 bludgeoning, brother 

750
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,720
Billy. 
It's your turn, Billy. 

751
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,240
Billy. 
Well, the full concentrated 

752
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:44,840
power of the sun just exploded 
behind Mr. Master just. 

753
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,400
Fly over to my friend. 
OK. 

754
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,720
And I'm going to, I'm going to 
lay hands. 

755
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,840
All right. 
How many lay hands charges are 

756
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,280
you using? 
How much I'm? 

757
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,160
Brother Billy, you're kind of 
you're kind of making. 

758
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,240
Kind of love Christ. 
Are you compelling on to him? 

759
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,280
I'm calling down all of the 
power of Christ and of my Angel 

760
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,760
friend Tim Horton. 
I'm going to heal my friend 

761
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:16,520
Draven Sprocket and and to and 
to strike. 

762
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,160
Brother Billy, use my whole 
government name. 

763
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,760
You're calling Mr. Timmy to come
over and give some Timmy's. 

764
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:32,280
Well be here Mr. Timmy, I would 
ask give you a favor and a favor

765
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,880
of the Archangel Michael to 
strike down. 

766
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,800
Oh sorry to strike down my 
enemies and open up a can of 

767
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,680
wolf. 
I'm sorry but. 

768
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,280
You see the? 
Lord Lord got a little angry at 

769
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,240
me last time I just smoked 
someone without asking 

770
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:50,280
permission. 
But since you're such a good 

771
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,680
regular time customer, I'll 
throw in a few extra Timmy's for

772
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:58,400
you. 
I suppose, but you see my 

773
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,760
counter offer is because I have 
accepted Christ in my life. 

774
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,120
I have become one with Christ. 
So I technically am Christ of 

775
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,640
his power. 
I go ahead, I go ahead and. 

776
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,960
Give you, I guess you're a 
little confused there. 

777
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,360
It's actually it's actually that
you have Christ in you. 

778
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,840
You are not, you're not Christ, 
but you're like Christ is like 

779
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,720
in you. 
He's a new preacher in Christ. 

780
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,480
He's brand. 
New. 

781
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,760
Oh, I suppose that makes you 
like my second boss then, huh? 

782
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,840
Kind of. 
All right, well, I'll tell you. 

783
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,120
Why? 
Go ahead and I'll give you I'll.

784
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,960
Tell you why, Why don't you roll
me? 

785
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,600
Why don't you roll me? 
The charisma for persuasion and 

786
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,040
and we'll see where we're 
sitting at there. 

787
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,320
You go, Isaiah, he said to 
command him. 

788
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:46,400
Yeah, tell him what to do. 
Oh, and 11 OK, well, that, 

789
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,640
that's kind of a low roll. 
So I don't, I don't know, I 

790
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,760
don't know how I feel about 
that. 

791
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:54,240
I, you know, let me, let me, let
me go, let me go ask the Lord 

792
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,400
and maybe in three turns I'll 
come back and. 

793
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,000
If the Lord if the Lord told me 
to smite him. 

794
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,160
Down I'll do that but I will I 
will I will help your buddy 

795
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:06,040
Raven here and and I'll give him
some extra Timmy's and he'll get

796
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:14,800
436 healing from that so. 
You better, you better add that 

797
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,960
in. 
Who doesn't forget about the 

798
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,760
next session? 
You are bulging and very vainly,

799
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:21,760
Sir. 
He. 

800
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,600
Looks like he had a monster 
heated A. 

801
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:29,240
Dream yeah so he has 439 out of 
36 health now so just let me 

802
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,960
know all. 
Right. 

803
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,960
I appreciate it. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

804
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,440
Timmy, as always, hey, let me 
know. 

805
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,080
Where's the documents? 
I need her again. 

806
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,400
You know what? 
You know what too? 

807
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,760
I just thought about this too. 
I actually have a spare 

808
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,280
cheeseburger on me, so why don't
you take that one too? 

809
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,400
Here, buddy. 
I'll, I'll just shove that right

810
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:55,280
down your down your throat bowl 
here and and all your stats are 

811
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,280
doubled and you roll everything 
with advantage. 

812
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,440
So yeah, have fun with that. 
All right. 

813
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,240
Well, I appreciate it. 
As always. 

814
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,320
You're the best. 
Yeah, yeah. 

815
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,240
So let me, let me go ask the 
Lord if I need to come down and 

816
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,600
fight this man. 
So all. 

817
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,960
Right. 
Well, let me know what he says. 

818
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:14,560
All right, all right, we'll do 
I'll. 

819
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,240
See it again I'm. 
I'm picking up. 

820
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,440
Yep, Yep. 
All right, All right, I'll, I'll

821
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,680
talk to you later, buddy. 
Thanks for thanks for calling me

822
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,880
again. 
It's nice to talk to you. 

823
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:28,160
Nice to talk to you too. 
Emoji smells. 

824
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,080
All right, driving. 
I told you I'd look out for you,

825
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,640
my son. 
I'm so veiny a paper cut can 

826
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,400
make me bleed. 
Out. 

827
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:47,680
And I'm stuck on that. 
No, no, karate chop him again, 

828
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,040
Karate chop him again. 
See what he does? 

829
00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:01,280
Go ahead and roll your your 
stale belt roll stale. 

830
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:11,200
Is Tim Horton just our Tim now? 
That. 

831
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,360
Right there is 15. 
Yeah, that's enough. 

832
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,640
Still, yeah, go ahead and roll 
your damage. 

833
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:27,000
Roll your attack now, Dagger. 
Roll your damage. 

834
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:32,120
That's gonna be a. 
And that's actually critical, so

835
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:38,160
that'll be 10/11/11 damage. 
Penis. 

836
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,320
Wow, that guy's looking kind of 
weak. 

837
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,920
Hey, yeah. 
So the Lord told me I'm OK to go

838
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:53,840
ahead and carpet bomb the place.
I could take it. 39 help I could

839
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,280
take it. 
Yeah, for. 

840
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,480
Me though, I think I'm just 
going to. 

841
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:06,680
I'm going to leave guys. 
And Draven, let's grab that guy 

842
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,000
and let's get out of here. 
Maybe he's going to carve a 

843
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:16,320
bomb. 
Serena turns around. 

844
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,640
He's going to what? 
You'll find out. 

845
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,160
Just hold on. 
Just you're going to feel really

846
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,240
holy for a little. 
Bit. 

847
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,400
It's Jesus thing you. 
Haven't accepted the Lord Jesus 

848
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,000
Christ? 
You might want to leave whether 

849
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,120
they're actually safe. 
I believe, I believe. 

850
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:48,200
Revelation is about you don't. 
Do it. 

851
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,720
Let's run. 
Let's run with the hostage. 

852
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,280
Let's run. 
Oh my God. 

853
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:00,480
Hey, little Crow again. 
Hey, little Crow. 

854
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,480
Dude, you need to come with me. 
I got some something to show you

855
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,080
somewhere else. 
Let's go. 

856
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,480
Show me. 
Somewhere else. 

857
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,200
Yep, let's go. 
Go get to. 

858
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:14,480
Go belting shelter thirsty 
somewhere else. 

859
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:19,840
Idiot. 
Go idiot, idiot. 

860
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:24,240
Idiot seltzer go. 
Water idiot. 

861
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:32,840
Go go somewhere water idiot. 
Oh man, Heart will have a nice 

862
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:38,160
life. 
Three hearts. 

863
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:38,640
Your turn. 
Oh. 

864
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:46,840
Man, after all, 7 minutes bald. 
It's been a lot of are we still 

865
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,560
trying to kill the guy next to 
Melvin? 

866
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:54,440
Yes. 
OK, I'm going to. 

867
00:52:54,440 --> 00:53:00,760
All right, I'm going to move in 
and I'm going to use my flail on

868
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,680
him. 
Yeah, they say. 

869
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:09,680
Third time for child. 
That's good. 

870
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:16,120
That is sex cheating damage. 
Would you like to describe your 

871
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,760
kill well? 
Dang it, I was going to take him

872
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:25,360
out. 
I'm glassy eyed and confused and

873
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,880
I don't really know what's going
on because so many things. 

874
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:31,000
There's a bright light and a 
Canadian voice coming from the 

875
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:37,680
sky, so I just real quick flail 
swinging and bring it down with 

876
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:40,640
both hands right on top of his 
skull. 

877
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:48,200
As his body crumbles down to the
floor, you see a shimmer coming 

878
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:52,920
from his body. 
A glowing purple gaseous form 

879
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:57,120
escapes him, and these schools 
on the end of your flail open 

880
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:02,680
their mouths, eating in all of 
the gaseous form that you. 

881
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,720
Have to dabble on your side? 
Purple. 

882
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,240
They turn towards you and say. 
Please. 

883
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,480
Beat us more. 
Give us more souls. 

884
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,440
Of a down. 
Oh no, he's turning into Ogg 

885
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,240
with the demons you were. 
Damon, when I first met you. 

886
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,240
From the Billy think about it, 
we get the power of the light 

887
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:25,760
and dark. 
Side We'll be unstoppable he's 

888
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,160
the. 
Main window of this universe. 

889
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:34,400
Your flail grows an extra skull 
at the end of it, and it now 

890
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:40,040
does an extra die of damage. 
Don't do it. 

891
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,840
Don't do it. 
Yeah, which I can edit for. 

892
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,640
You really fast. 
Maybe. 

893
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,960
It's 2D8 and it's. 1D8 before 
then? 

894
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:52,000
Yeah, 2D8. 
That's more than a great story. 

895
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,720
Melvin, it's your turn. 
Oh hey Draven, real quick coming

896
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,440
in. 
I just want to give your soul to

897
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:05,280
my flail just real fast. 
Oh, OK, craving. 

898
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,360
You can't actually give. 
Yourself. 

899
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,480
I'm just kidding. 
I don't know. 

900
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,960
You're my. 439 health to get 
through though. 

901
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,640
You have you as many times as 
you want, buddy. 

902
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,320
Heresy. 
I was. 

903
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,480
I was just kidding. 
I was just kidding. 

904
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,800
I don't want Ravens, my friends.
They're not going to steal his 

905
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:26,120
soul from my flail. 
Oh well, there's nothing else 

906
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,480
really we can do except for run 
a cold, because this guy's going

907
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,840
to be carpet bombed here in a 
minute. 

908
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,040
Who knows, You have a very drunk
the. 

909
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:44,040
Let's leave Draven, OR. 
Melvin, he is only ensnared he 

910
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:47,160
he can't like physically move 
where he's at, but he can still 

911
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:51,280
fight back. 
Wait then how did he dagger 

912
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:54,440
attack me if he's in it? 
Was before he he he broke out of

913
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,280
your ropes and then he attacked 
you and then he got ensnared. 

914
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,840
But like and snare just makes 
him unable. 

915
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,560
He's unable to like walk to 
like, he can't use movement 

916
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,120
basically, but he can still like
do actions right now. 

917
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,560
So we all just need to gang up 
around him and non lethal attack

918
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:15,520
him to death. 
We'll just do a naked chokehold 

919
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:15,960
on him. 
Put. 

920
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,120
The mark of the Lord on him. 
And then we could could convince

921
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,040
him that he's going to die if he
doesn't repent. 

922
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,400
I could use frisk. 
Indigitation, but the mark of 

923
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,320
the Lord and. 
What's the mark of the Lord? 

924
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,640
Is that what we're pee on him? 
Make him smell sulfur. 

925
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,440
Well, it would probably be like 
a flaming cross. 

926
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,880
Put it right on his chest and 
then he smell. 

927
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,000
I make him smell sulfur and you 
scare him? 

928
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,600
Maybe. 
Yeah, I kind of do too. 

929
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,800
Can you roll charisma to do 
that? 

930
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:46,080
Raise this man up. 
I I could OK. 

931
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,560
Raise him up. 
Raise him up. 

932
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,520
Just raise him. 
With him up, yeah. 

933
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,680
Defense. 
Dang it, I had a. 

934
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:03,040
Physical beauty here. 
Then we hear glass break, and 

935
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:04,960
then Stone Cold Steve Austin 
comes in. 

936
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:10,520
I. 
Want to drink a beer that's so 

937
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,080
cold? 
Stunning. 

938
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,160
All of us. 
Yeah, yeah. 

939
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,200
That's I don't think so. 
I'm pretty. 

940
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,600
Melvin, I'll hold on you guys. 
It's your turn. 

941
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,960
Oh, I thought that was my turn. 
Oh no, I thought it'd be funny, 

942
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:27,160
but it's your turn. 
What? 

943
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,600
Do you want to do? 
Oh, it didn't work. 

944
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,400
Oh no it didn't. 
Well, yeah, I knew it didn't, 

945
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,920
but OK, I just figured that was 
my turn. 

946
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,200
You're being nice. 
I'm drunk. 

947
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,960
Yeah. 
Oh well, it's too bad that 

948
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,960
didn't. 
I don't have anything. 

949
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,120
Yeah, it would have been. 
It would have been funny. 

950
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:51,400
You could sing them a pretty 
song. 

951
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,680
What's his name again? 
'Cause don't think you're too 

952
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,600
good otherwise. 
Amerik van fam. 

953
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:07,320
Amerik, Amerik, you know that 
you are a prisoner and you want 

954
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:13,720
to come with us. 
I know that if you don't, 

955
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:22,320
they're going to liberate you 
that you're really cute. 

956
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:28,320
I wish you'd be my. 
Friend, roll roll. 

957
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,840
And I karate chop his carotid 
artery again. 

958
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:35,520
Roll Persuasion with advantage. 
Roll Athletics with advantage. 

959
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:43,280
Here's. 
Persuasion 23. 

960
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:50,640
All right, so your your song 
hits him and he falls to his 

961
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,120
knees and starts bawling, 
crying. 

962
00:58:53,120 --> 00:59:05,680
He is moved to tears, he says. 
Right as those words finished 

963
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:12,240
leaving his mouth of of the palm
of Draven's buffed up heads 

964
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:18,480
slammed into the neck so hard it
doesn't fatality zoomin as his 

965
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:22,080
entire spine turns into a Stoner
and he. 

966
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:28,560
Crumples over lifeless. 
Hold on, look, I just wanted to 

967
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,080
knock him out. 
Damn it. 

968
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:35,040
I hate it when this happened. 
And the power of the Lord that's

969
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,080
cursed. 
And then? 

970
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:42,120
Till this point, at this point, 
Mr. Timmy comes down and oh, I 

971
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:45,320
was coming down to carpet bomb 
this place, but it looks like, 

972
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:50,680
well, hey. 
Timmy, Timmy, can I get a rain 

973
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,120
check on that carpet bomb? 
I might need it in the future. 

974
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,560
Yeah. 
Do we save it? 

975
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,600
Oh alright, I suppose you can 
probably put that on your 

976
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,640
character sheet that I promised 
you while I was drunk. 

977
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,920
I'd give you a free carpet bomb.
And I. 

978
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,240
Certainly this one in the 
future. 

979
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:10,680
Get a number of dye damage on 
that. 

980
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:16,760
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's 
definitely like a 100 and 100 

981
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,760
and a 100 by 100. 
And 100, alright. 

982
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,600
I'm staying away from you, 
brother. 

983
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:30,320
I'm staying away from you. 
Yeah, I mean, I've already done 

984
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,680
all the paperwork. 
For real, I didn't want to kill.

985
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,520
Him, I started going down my 
character sheet. 

986
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,040
Don't you want out of there, 
buddy? 

987
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,400
I said we use that on the Vernus
itself. 

988
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:43,200
Yeah, yeah, just call that 
Mister Timmy's divine car bomb. 

989
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,800
So awesome. 
Anyone have revivified? 

990
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,360
Oh yeah, I revivify him right up
here. 

991
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:57,800
Yep, There you go, buddies. 
Choke his. 

992
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,840
Spine is still broken. 
He's paranoid, so. 

993
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,440
So wait, did you guys just kill 
me? 

994
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,160
So it's, it's called, it's 
called Timmy. 

995
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:11,000
It was an accident. 
I'm sorry A. 100 by 100 area 

996
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,120
with 100D100 damage. 
Got it. 

997
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:20,080
All right, all right, So Emerick
is now completely going to 

998
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:24,600
follow you guys and do whatever,
whatever you so wish for him to 

999
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,440
do. 
Yeah, he's. 

1000
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,080
A little puppy dog. 
Actually, no, I just can I pick 

1001
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:32,520
him up and I certainly can kind 
of like how like how Shrek does 

1002
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:35,840
the Yeah, absolutely, definitely
awesome. 

1003
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,600
Melvin, use press to digitation 
to make it look like he's 

1004
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,680
carrying a keg and walk out of 
here. 

1005
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,200
It's a good idea. 
I'll even make this actually. 

1006
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,600
It's actually a good use of 
prestigitation. 

1007
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,680
Oh my goodness. 
Yes. 

1008
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,360
As you guys wait. 
Where you going to? 

1009
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,640
Yeah, as you guys are walking, 
as you guys walk from like the 

1010
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,480
down below area up into like the
bar area. 

1011
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:08,640
Lara, Lara, Lara La Rela. 
Wow, that's a weird name. 

1012
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,440
How did I ever pronounce that 
before? 

1013
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,600
The bartender or the owner? 
Looks at you guys kind of weird,

1014
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:19,120
like why did you get that keg? 
You know what, it's fine. 

1015
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:20,760
It's fine. 
You know what? 

1016
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,520
It's fine. 
You guys go on ahead. 

1017
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:26,080
I need a chump keg. 
I don't want any trouble. 

1018
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:32,720
That's a good idea. 
I give a wink and a finger gun 

1019
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:37,040
to the to the succulents. 
Lady but as you guys, as you 

1020
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:42,680
guys begin to leave with, you 
know, with plans of heading over

1021
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:47,880
to the Van Thamper estate, now 
that you have Amrik with you, 

1022
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,760
he'll take you there and get you
into the upper city and you 

1023
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,360
know, help you, you know, 
confront his mother. 

1024
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,280
So but before you. 
Leave as you're like exiting 

1025
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,160
like the low Lantern, you're 
coming down like the the 

1026
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,680
drawbridge down to like land. 
Because if you recall, low 

1027
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:05,280
Lantern is like like a ship 
that's not really seaworthy, but

1028
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:09,800
they use it as like figure 
approaches armor clanking with 

1029
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,000
each step. 
One gloved hand rests on the 

1030
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,560
hilt of a long sword. 
Wait. 

1031
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,600
Can you? 
Sorry, yeah. 

1032
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:20,560
A cloaked figure approaches, 
armor clanking with each step. 

1033
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:24,520
One gloved hand rests on the 
hilt of a long sword, the other 

1034
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,520
pulls back a cowl and reveals 
the face of a teenager with 

1035
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,560
brown skin, red hair and a 
haunting gaze. 

1036
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,080
No, if he was I guess he would 
be pasty white. 

1037
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:44,160
She black having Wait, what's? 
What part of town are we in? 

1038
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,000
Quick call down for me. 
Steal our things. 

1039
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,560
She she look. 
It's not she. 

1040
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,240
Looks up. 
She looks up at you guys. 

1041
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,080
All good. 
Oh, she. 

1042
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:59,040
She looks up. 
She looks up at she looks up at 

1043
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:05,600
you guys with a sort of 
suspicious like like peering at 

1044
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,480
you, like our eyes are kind of 
squinted like is that, is that 

1045
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,560
Amrek that you have there one of
the van? 

1046
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:17,760
That's a gig, Gig raving. 
Yeah, raving. 

1047
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:21,600
We're kidnapping it so we can go
talk to his mom. 

1048
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,640
What did I do wrong? 
9 of 9 bottles of beer in the 

1049
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:33,280
wall. 9 of 9 bottles of beer. 
Oh, you always told me honesty 

1050
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:40,320
is the best policy, and it's 
that when it comes to with that.

1051
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,480
Dang. 
It. 

1052
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,440
Alright, well, thanks everybody 
for listening to this drunk 

1053
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,320
ramblings, we appreciate it. 
I love your death. 

1054
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:55,640
So. 
We'll be sure to see on the next

1055
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,960
episode where we will actually 
be less drunk. 

1056
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,000
Doubtful. 
I said potentially. 

1057
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:08,080
I'm drinking next weekend. 
But, you know, do that thing 

1058
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:11,520
that you'll be doing, and we'll 
see you on the next episode. 

1059
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:31,040
OK, All right, 
the.