1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Meat Menu Podcast presents D&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:15,560 What was in your burrito? It was just beans, cheese and 3 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,600 rice. But then we did have leftover 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,840 meat, so I had, I had meat surprise. 5 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,760 You're not sure what it was? Steak I was better than surprise 6 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,840 meat. As well. 7 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,920 I was going to say, I mean, sometimes that can, you know, 8 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:28,760 yeah. You don't. 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:32,720 We leftover steak strips from something a few days ago and and 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,200 you know, my wife was like, I'm going to make bean cheese and 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,800 rice burrito. So I was like, all right, that 12 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,200 and then surprise, there's meat in there. 13 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,440 So much better with me when you don't expect it and there's meat 14 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,840 in there. Yeah, unexpected meat. 15 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:50,120 It's the best kind. I mean, yeah, don't sound board 16 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:53,840 and clip that, but it's true. That's true. 17 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,240 I mean that could be the time. Once I get a hold of the UTT 18 00:00:56,280 --> 00:01:00,200 recording, yeah. No, I'll never give it. 19 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,960 Never give it. So have you ever? 20 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,960 Oh, yeah, Yeah. I like, I like, I like you ever. 21 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,480 You ever made your own refried beans? 22 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,400 No, I you know what I don't like? 23 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,920 Refried beans. Oh, what kind? 24 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:13,640 Of beans. Me either. 25 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:16,240 They're refried beans. They're I'm just not the biggest 26 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,760 fan, OK, but they're they're good in a burrito. 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,280 I'll give, I'll give it to anybody. 28 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,600 I I prefer to make my own. So much so much better than what 29 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,920 you put get out of a can. Definitely, yeah. 30 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,280 OK, so Alex, Are you ready? I like. 31 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:34,000 As ready as I will ever be, Sir. You have a name for your 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,120 character. I'm not going. 33 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,120 To lie to you. I forgot. 34 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,720 That that's OK. I forgot practically forgot my 35 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,680 own name all week. It's been a crazy look. 36 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,760 It's Alec. Do you so? 37 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,520 Do you have any idea what kind of alignment you want? 38 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,400 I like you, want you. Want to be? 39 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,840 I glanced over at the first day you sent it to me. 40 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,200 You. Want to be a good guy? 41 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,440 Bad. Oh, I saw one that actually give 42 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,000 me half a second. I did see one that interest that 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,600 piqued my interest. Let me see if I can pull up. 44 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,400 Scrupulous. You've aroused my interest. 45 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:11,080 So the thing about about half living as they generally hate 46 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:14,040 zombies so you'll be right along. 47 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,960 You and Cletus will be like best of buds. 48 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,480 And I think Cletus won't like him though. 49 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,600 Theoretically. Theoretically. 50 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,200 Yeah, my in theory in my character. 51 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,360 Well, old Wallace wouldn't like them. 52 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,800 You're a living supremacist, is that what you're saying? 53 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:34,320 I say Wallace likes to kill shepherds of the dam like to to 54 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,080 kill the the undead also right? No, I'm a cyber knight now, 55 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,280 remember? Yeah. 56 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,160 I got. I just put that hero complex 57 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,200 into me. Yeah, that's true. 58 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,640 Well, he wants to so so he'll as the undead he'll or excuse me, 59 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:52,120 as that is the half living he'll he'll want to take out zombies 60 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,280 and rescue. So he'll, he'll kind of fit into 61 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,040 the group pretty good as far as like, you know, they're all 62 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,200 pretty much I think. So you get maybe in these some 63 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,480 of the other classes. They all fit together pretty 64 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,200 well. By the way, I I don't know if 65 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:10,280 Joey told you guys, but I edited the first video or the first 66 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,840 episode like from scratch. Awesome. 67 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,480 So it has a lot of my love and a lot of my little. 68 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,840 It's dropping in it. It's dropping tomorrow so I 69 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,480 didn't see it from Monday. I saw, I saw the UTT I I was 70 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,640 just making sure I didn't miss it. 71 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,760 Awesome, now I want to get a pair of. 72 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,240 You see the art? I want to I want to get a couple 73 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,000 a pair of smart glasses that have Bluetooth speakers in it. 74 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,080 Nice. That's smart. 75 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,040 I like that. That drain three baby. 76 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,200 Very nice, better than I could have done. 77 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,120 It's mostly AI. Wow. 78 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,880 I added a lot of funny sound effects. 79 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,600 I don't say a. Lot. 80 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,080 I don't listen to it yet, but I will. 81 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,480 It's it's pretty good I. Will, I'll listen to it. 82 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,400 I'll listen to it. There's a, there's a, there's a 83 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,840 part in there where one of us rolls like really bad. 84 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:04,720 And I just played this. Absolutely. 85 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,560 Wow, it'd do be like that. It was really bad. 86 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:13,040 Yeah, like we were all terrible. Cletus carried us and your dogs. 87 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,079 It's like 1. If I didn't have my dogs I'd 88 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:22,079 literally hate it here. But this is the first time. 89 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,160 I've done a dead rain, right? What's that? 90 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,760 Yeah, it should be. Oh, OK, so here are the 91 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,040 alignments. Well, wait a minute. 92 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,480 Hang on. And I have the book on my on my 93 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,960 tablet here. I just need to find a page. 94 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,680 I feel like. So alignments are on 151 and 152 95 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:43,280 as far as picking an alignment. I gotta say like our 96 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,240 conversations in Dead in that first episode were amazing. 97 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,640 We're pretty good. Oh. 98 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,680 Yeah, 152 is what you want, Alex. 99 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,640 There was there was that part where we kept calling Ashley 100 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,400 Madison gay. Oh yeah. 101 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:02,160 He's gay, right? No brother, that's why I got 102 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,520 like 6 wives now brother, not gay. 103 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,000 Yeah, it doesn't mean anything. Yeah, you're just 104 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,360 overcompensating. He's. 105 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,720 Silly. No. 106 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,680 No. That's like, that's like guys 107 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,520 having big trucks because they supposedly have small members. 108 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,400 That's not the way that works. I should know. 109 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:21,120 Is actually. No, brother. 110 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,640 Brother. Brother, I'm not gay. 111 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,680 I'm. Not gay, OK. 112 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,760 It is not roll. It is not loading roll 20. 113 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,240 It loaded mine up right right up. 114 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,240 Oh well, I should have. Never. 115 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,800 Screw me then. Yeah, screw you. 116 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,960 Yeah, I will. What? 117 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:54,800 Anyway. Yeah, joke's on you, he's going 118 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,720 to like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 119 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,840 That's, that's the alert or we're, we're, we're nearing the, 120 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:03,680 the, the edge. We're edging. 121 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,720 Oh, no. Near, yeah. 122 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,720 Because, well, because and that's a, you know, the buzz, 123 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,200 the Burr is a good thing, but unfortunately, Wicked doesn't 124 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,040 hear it. He's still. 125 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,200 Funny sound board. Funny sound board. 126 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,840 Just imagine loud incorrect buzzer. 127 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:24,280 Oh yeah, man. Oh, kind of sounds like watch 128 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,360 it. Yeah, I'm a feud. 129 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,840 That's literally what it is, is it? 130 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,920 Sounds a little lower pitched, but it probably it's probably 131 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:37,320 the same thing. All right, No, I no, Yeah, yeah, 132 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,120 you're right. Now that I'm playing Family Feud 133 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,640 in my head, Yeah. I, I also want you guys to know 134 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,160 that after this week, I just had a terrible week. 135 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,360 It's not even like the the thing that I told you guys on Monday. 136 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,400 I it was just a bad week at work. 137 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,840 And I started while I was editing the video or not the 138 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:04,360 video, the episode last night I was drinking like 3 cans of 139 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:10,600 Twisted tea 24 oz and after I was drinking the entire time 140 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,040 that you. Twisted, twisted tea, man. 141 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:18,400 Wow, Significant amount, yeah. It is a significant amount. 142 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,400 I did, I did finish the episode within like 3 hours though. 143 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,240 That's not bad. Maybe I need some twisted tea, 144 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,800 when I had it that helped me get it done. 145 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:33,120 Literally the only thing that kept me from like finishing it 146 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,720 sooner is like how do I do stuff in audacity again? 147 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,840 Yeah. So you think you want to be a 148 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,960 good guy, kind of selfish or evil? 149 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,600 I'm going to be selfish. OK, so then. 150 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,840 I think that's all of us. Unprincipled or anarchist? 151 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,760 I'm scrupulous, do you think? What were the options? 152 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,560 I'm sorry. There's unprincipled, basically 153 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,720 a good guy, but you tend to be selfish and greedy. 154 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:04,040 And there's also anarchist, and I mean those pretty much, they 155 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,600 do whatever they want for themselves, basically for 156 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,240 themselves. I'm also scrupulous, I think. 157 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,000 Yeah, I think so. You learn more towards anarchist 158 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,400 then. Probably. 159 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,280 Yeah, that is what you what yours is there, Wallace, but 160 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,520 it's kind of weird for a Mormon. OK there. 161 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,120 There's a lore behind it there. There's a lore behind why I'm a 162 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,560 scrupulous Mormon. Oh, OK, so then so Alex, I need 163 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,720 you to do some rolls. OK. 164 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:38,400 You have roll 20 pulled up. Well, good for you, you're 165 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,039 better than me. What else is new? 166 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,919 Yeah. Everybody's better than me, so I 167 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:45,440 mean, that's not new. It's not true. 168 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,200 Then bang it, you're giggling about Oh. 169 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,240 We're drawing in the map. Oh, of course you are. 170 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,800 I shouldn't, you know, I don't even know why I asked. 171 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,360 Just to be honest with you, I don't know why I asked, because 172 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,200 every. Time I DM you guys really go 173 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,200 well, I'm busy doing something and I'm what in the world are 174 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,520 you guys laughing at and then I look. 175 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,920 I won't. You will. 176 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,800 I won't. Danny's going to really like the 177 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,120 the sequence that I have for him finding his bike. 178 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:27,040 Finding my what? I edited the the Dead Rain 179 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,680 episode and I have like a little sequence of like sound effects 180 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:33,360 of you finding your bike. Oh boy. 181 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,160 Well. He's got an actual motorcycle 182 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,280 now. Yeah. 183 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,880 I want to. Run a shower so hot. 184 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,160 Yeah, he's wearing those suspenders. 185 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,920 I know. I like them overalls brawls bro. 186 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,400 I like overalls with nothing underneath. 187 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,240 Yeah. Well, that's what I'm wearing. 188 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,680 I like jorts overalls. I shower naked. 189 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:10,600 Hot pants overalls. I I shower I'm a never nude. 190 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,240 And never Dang it, it makes it very. 191 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,480 Inconvenient for ME3. Piece. 192 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,920 Suit. So you guys are telling me you 193 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:23,160 guys don't have shower jorts? Weirdos. 194 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,080 Plus plus God brother, I always wear. 195 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,560 A tie. I wear a. 196 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,160 Tie when I mow the lawn. I mean, I wear a tie when I go 197 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,760 to. Bed plus God, I wear a tie when 198 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,960 I take a shower. Gleaner. 199 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:40,440 That keeps a lot of money. On ties, yeah, it's a good way 200 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:44,040 to ruin a tie. Still, it's not supposed to get 201 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,080 wet. Generally no bad idea. 202 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,200 You ready to roll? Not quite. 203 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,480 Apparently they changed roll 20. Yeah, it's a little different. 204 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,960 It's still. It still should be on the left 205 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,160 side. Penis. 206 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,440 It should be the bottom. Being that. 207 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,720 On the far lefts. Jerking my penis. 208 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,920 You know, I just came by to check to see if your house is 209 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:15,440 vaccinated against Mesophilioma. Why are there 2 Cowboys in front 210 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,000 of Ben Gate's house? Don't. 211 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,680 Ask questions you don't want answers. 212 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:27,840 To probably not. My parents are related. 213 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,320 I'm ready to roll. Did you get that? 214 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,720 I wanted to be a half life and half living. 215 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,480 I think I said that last week. Yep. 216 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,760 So roll A2, die six, we'll add 4. 217 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,600 And add. Four, yeah, or I can add 4, 218 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,880 whatever. Yeah, so it's two die 6 + 4. 219 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,280 Is that the Dead Space font? It is not. 220 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,960 Looks like. It 11. 221 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,960 Look like it. And that is that width 4. 222 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,520 Yes, Sir. Yeah, OK. 223 00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:02,880 And then roll A2 die 6 + 3. And then Joey, I did find out. 224 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:06,640 So you take your speed and you multiply it times 5 and that's 225 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:11,320 what you would run in one 115 second round, Joey. 226 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,680 My speed's at 12. You divide yeah. 227 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:18,360 So that would be 12 * 5 would be 60 so if. 228 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,880 You have. 60 feet, that's. In yes. 229 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,880 I remember 15 seconds. So if you divide that by 4, by 230 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,920 60, by 4, you would come up with about I think like 3 tiles about 231 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,400 15 feet. Is that right? 232 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,800 No or not. OK, so it was a 2D6 plus what? 233 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,040 I'm sorry for the 2nd row. Three. 234 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:40,200 That's OK, 2.6 + 3. 3 jerking it. 12 all. 235 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:47,520 Right. 6260 feet is like 30 tiles. 236 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,120 Rat. Rat rat, rat wean. 237 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:55,760 Rat Wean now I'm going to. I'm going to 1/4 of that. 238 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,480 Your parents are my parents. Yeah, that. 239 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:04,480 Wouldn't be 30 tiles? 60 feet. 60 feet. 240 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,600 Divided by if it's. If it's 55 feet per tile, that 241 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,120 would be 12 tiles of movement 12. 242 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:22,520 I'm thinking either OK, roll two die 6 + 2 right for the two die 243 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,720 6 + 16 for the next one. Plus 16. 244 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,680 Yes, Sir. Aflac Sprinkle. 245 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,360 You know, I've always said there's too many flavors in 246 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,960 Doctor Pepper. Pull it down to just like one 247 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:40,280 flavor. KFC, I'm coming for you next. 248 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:46,480 Too many herbs and spices. They don't have that in Canada. 249 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,920 How do we know one of those is phosphate? 250 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,160 Yeah. We're going to take all the 251 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,800 phosphate out of the water supply. 252 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,320 It's. Turning up for. 253 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:02,320 Dogs gay. It's fluoride that does that. 254 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,120 We're taking it all out. Oh yeah, we're coming out of the 255 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,960 water. A mouthwash, so on the fluoride 256 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:14,080 swish. Fluoride swish. 257 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:22,760 I'm in stating Vermont Supreme as head of the secret police for 258 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,520 fluoride. I'm very upset that Vermont 259 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,600 Supreme wasn't on the ballots. I wrote him in. 260 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,800 Yeah, yeah. Oh, did you? 261 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,680 Yeah. You should be wrote in 2.6 + 3 262 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,840 Alex. Should be placed rightfully in 263 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,560 power, as he should be. At least. 264 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,880 House of Representatives. +3 Representative. 265 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,120 This is to be called House of Supreme. 266 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,040 House of Supreme. That's why it's called the 267 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,000 Supreme Court. Oh, I like. 268 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,200 Really. I realize that, right? 269 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,640 Now are. Where are where everyone's minds 270 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,080 are with politics and whatnot, but I'm just trying to build one 271 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,960 thing. Oh, all right, I'll shut up. 272 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:01,400 I'm sorry. I'm. 273 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,080 Sorry. We can go into the DM bro. 274 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,680 Now you got it is funny and you guys are stupidly good at the I 275 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,360 forget which Kennedy he is, He could be JFK all over. 276 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:19,040 It's Robert Bobby Boy. Junior. 277 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,080 Bobby Boy Kennedy. All right, anyway, first. 278 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:27,760 Thing I do when I get into power is I'm storming the CIA in 279 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:33,960 revenge for my uncle. No, no, no, no. 280 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,200 It's just us boys. Right now I can say whatever. 281 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,040 I want pants. Down, yeah. 282 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,080 Hello. A giant giant penis. 283 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,920 I still can't find the UTT where you said. 284 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:46,920 That 11 lbs. I. 285 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,320 Can either. I don't. 286 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,360 I don't know where you said that. 287 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,240 I don't know why you're talking about horse penises. 288 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,200 I know you said you don't want things up your butt. 289 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,960 I found that one. I I wouldn't think it was when 290 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:01,640 we were talking about barns and how barns are just horse garages 291 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,800 or stuff like that. Would it not be in that one? 292 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,240 What's it? I don't know. 293 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,360 Or that it was, I think it was sometime around there, I don't 294 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,840 know clue. I just don't know. 295 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,200 I honestly don't know when I said it either. 296 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,720 I found a new sound board. What'd you find? 297 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,480 Sometimes when I'm at work I'll write them down. 298 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,800 Interesting. Pretty much, yeah. 299 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,920 Whatever happened to you clipping the the UTT where I'm 300 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:32,120 like, I get mean sloppy toppy. Wasn't that like last week or 301 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,480 something? It was like two or three weeks 302 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,080 ago. Yeah, that was that was too, too 303 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,880 good. Yeah, it's too good. 304 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,960 I'm, I'm honestly kind of excited for Alex to top in. 305 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,360 I love Dead Rain. Me too, top in. 306 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,800 Yeah, he's, he's just got top on the rain. 307 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,000 You know, in this farewell, there's no blood. 308 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:59,480 There's no alibi drawn regret. The truth of 1000 lies. 309 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,720 So let mercy come. And wash away. 310 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,520 No, just let her come. Oh all. 311 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,599 What? I've done, all I've done. 312 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:12,480 Ah, you're already broke. Ah, you lost. 313 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,960 We were playing this last night on Call of Duke. 314 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,680 Call a dookie. Call a. 315 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:23,280 Dookie. He's fine trying to say songs, 316 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,800 song lyrics without singing. It's funny. 317 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,680 It was pretty good. I'm trying to get a soundboard. 318 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,880 Is it who? Who said it? 319 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,520 I I didn't say anything about it getting aids. 320 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,640 It was it me? Did I say something? 321 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,720 Joey. Joey's being silent. 322 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,120 I don't like it. Here you go. 323 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,240 All right, I'm making a soundboard. 324 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,760 I really wish Sam would have been back to to hear it. 325 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,160 Oh, is it a Sam? It's a Sam. 326 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,200 It's a Sam board. Oh, the Sam really wants you to 327 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,800 take down the cottage cheese one. 328 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,640 Really. Yeah, apparently she doesn't 329 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,400 like how her voice sounds in it. Oh my gosh. 330 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,680 Who? Cares, right? 331 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,520 Right. That's a good one. 332 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:15,840 I was like Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec. 333 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,040 I go hard in the paint like a Bob Ross. 334 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,400 That's a good one too. In a minute I'm going to need a 335 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,680 sentimental man or woman to pump me up. 336 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,880 Feeling fussy walking in my blussy yussy. 337 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:37,000 Feeling straight up fabulous? Sam might hate me for this. 338 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,600 Probably will. Oh. 339 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,520 Is it Fortnite? No. 340 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,000 Oh, it's right, it's right. It's a racist one. 341 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:50,200 Oh hell yeah. Post it. 342 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,720 No, you can't say that you can't. 343 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,640 Remember, you're the one that's supposed to be against it. 344 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:59,040 Oh, me no. They won't hear it better. 345 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,640 No cheddar, you're the anti racist czar. 346 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,320 I thought I was the anti sexual SAR. 347 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,520 Well, you're both. You're just a fun hater. 348 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:11,720 That's your job. Your job is to hate everything. 349 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,720 Pretty much. Everything fun. 350 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,840 It's in your contract. Good movie. 351 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,360 It's a really good movie. Really good movie. 352 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,560 But he doesn't get any Flack for saying that. 353 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,440 Oh, because Adam Driver in that movie. 354 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,240 You know who's the bad guy in that movie? 355 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,360 Topher. Grace. 356 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,080 Oh really? He's a good bad guy. 357 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,880 He's a great bad guy. He's kind of a doucher. 358 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,520 Yeah. You know his best villain role? 359 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,440 Venom. Underrated. 360 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,400 Underrated. You know, if he just reminds me 361 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:45,200 of a young Topher Grace, I mean, my man Huey, Yeah. 362 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,040 Yeah, kinda. Kinda, yeah. 363 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,720 Oy Huey oy. Daddy's home. 364 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,960 Daddy's home. I keep seeing memes of of that 365 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:03,160 that part but with Trump. This sound bad. 366 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,160 Background. I am home. 367 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,600 I heard me in the background. What are you making now? 368 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,880 I. Did hear background? 369 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,960 Did it sound like you it? Did it? 370 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,280 Did. It's not. 371 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,520 Quick answer, what racist? Things did you say you? 372 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,760 Guys are going to love it. It's up. 373 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:37,840 What's the context of that one? Was that from a UTT? 374 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,920 Yes, OK, I heard it at work and it was. 375 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:45,960 Was that the one that I was gone? 376 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:50,200 No, you were there was, I think, Yeah, it was the Vermin Supreme 377 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,120 episode. I wasn't there for that. 378 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,840 One, it was like, Oh yeah, that's right, you weren't. 379 00:20:55,160 --> 00:21:00,000 It was in reference to something a streamer said, a black eye 380 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,480 streamer. Pretty funny. 381 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:10,400 That's a really good one. That's a great one. 382 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,680 You need to send that to me. The file. 383 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,280 Yeah. Oh man, there's another one I 384 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,280 have written down here. I need to see what it is. 385 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,880 You penis breath that's refreshed on me. 386 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,440 No, don't. I hate being taken out of 387 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,120 context. Anyone who does that is a scum 388 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,960 of the earth. Scum of the earth, right? 389 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,240 Holy. Hello. 390 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,960 Eddie. I don't know, this one's out of 391 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:45,320 context and I think it's funny. Yeah, that one. 392 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,520 Hello Eddie. Funny sound. 393 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:55,400 Racist. Is this a bad time to say that I 394 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,680 didn't vote? OK, no. 395 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,760 Said you had to vote. Why you do? 396 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,720 No, I don't. I had the right to vote. 397 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,160 Doesn't mean I have to, no. You just didn't exercise it. 398 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,320 That's OK. Yeah, I don't exercise. 399 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,560 Yeah, 'cause I'm fat. Well, no, I mean you have A and 400 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,360 you don't use that so. A giant horse penis, Yeah. 401 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,760 I don't have a giant horse penis though I got a little rat wien. 402 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,120 That's misleading. Then here I thought, what? 403 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,040 Do you mean? All this time. 404 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,120 You've been lying to me for six months. 405 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,800 Yeah, Lefrig. Six months. 406 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,040 Whose pictures are you getting and sending to me then? 407 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,120 Find me soundboard. Sam's going to be so pissed off 408 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,960 about that. Yeah, I'm going to play that for 409 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,520 her. Yeah, she will not like that. 410 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,960 Yeah, she she delved deeper into why she doesn't want to do it to 411 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,160 me. So I was like, OK. 412 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:59,280 Yeah, so for the listener, Sam is embarking on a journey not be 413 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:04,080 joining us furthermore. Indeed, it is sad. 414 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:09,200 And this started she. She made it sound like it was 415 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,680 temporary. Is it not temporary? 416 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,120 It didn't sound like it, not how I got it. 417 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,200 It'll probably be for a long time a. 418 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,720 While a longer form of of temporary. 419 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,000 Like a hiatus, I mean. Yeah, I think so. 420 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,680 More, more happiness and, and, and I get it. 421 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,400 I get it. Burnout's a real thing, 422 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,520 especially when you got a lot of life stuff going on. 423 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,400 I, I can attest to it. You know, Cheddar, I know you 424 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,600 can attest to it, Joe. I know you can attest to it. 425 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,160 There's a lot of life stuff going on in all of our lives, 426 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,880 some more than others, but that doesn't discredit from what the 427 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,040 individual person's going through. 428 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:51,720 So if if you need to take a break to get through something 429 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,240 personal, by all means, for instance, you know, like when 430 00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:00,960 Morgan passed away the the same day I was, I was on here because 431 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,560 I mean, this is this is my happy thing. 432 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,760 So. Mine as well. 433 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,240 Feel it. Yeah, it's throughout this 434 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,800 entire week. I just been looking for 435 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,240 distractions. Yeah. 436 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,760 And that's ultimate. It was, I mean, heck, I had my 437 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,680 appendix removed and I was on this thing six hours later, so. 438 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,120 That's true, and that's right when Sam was starting. 439 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:26,840 It's it's very much so like this is what I look forward to in the 440 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,600 week. This is what I think about going 441 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,800 into the week. And then every interaction that 442 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,520 I have, every movie that I watch, I think of ways and 443 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:41,200 scenarios and things that I could bring into this to make it 444 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,280 funnier. So. 445 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,000 Yeah, I I'll do the same thing, hopefully. 446 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,280 In the future, you know Sam will be back in in in some way, shape 447 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,800 or form, whether it's to finish out the the Balding Skate season 448 00:24:54,800 --> 00:25:01,920 or to head up Sorcerer's Edge 3. But we'll be arms wide open, so 449 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:06,360 to speak. With we don't, we're not going 450 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:12,360 to say what Joe said, but. What girls? 451 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,040 What? You. 452 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,040 Sound bored? I found it. 453 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:27,720 Oh amazing, I love it. That is absolutely perfect. 454 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,760 I sure as hell love cranking my hog. 455 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:36,240 Yep, I love trucking, I love yuckin, and I sure as hell hell 456 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:43,560 love cranking my hog. I can't wait for for Alex then 457 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:52,120 and Mr. Master to get back. Like, I thought that was you for 458 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:52,600 a second. What? 459 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:58,960 The hell is a fridge? Phil One of the the funnier 460 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,680 moments of that whole season. Absolutely. 461 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,720 Pirates, yeah. Just just. 462 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,120 Going on this whole model and all of a sudden all I hear is 463 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,720 the House of Fringe. I mean, I, I said this, I said 464 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,880 this before. I think Pirates is the season 465 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,840 where all of us have laughed the hardest. 466 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,680 Yeah, yeah, at like certain points, because that's when 467 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,560 Alex, like, absolutely lost it. That's the hardest that I've 468 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,760 ever seen him laugh. Pirates has got to be. 469 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,440 And, you know, I know we got Z DS quickly approaching. 470 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,840 Yeah, but Pirates has got to be, and I'm biased, of course, my 471 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,200 favorite season that we've done. This year, definitely. 472 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,800 This year for sure. Yeah. 473 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,000 Just it the way everybody interacted with each other. 474 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,000 I was nervous going into it because with it being a new 475 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,320 system and everything, but it just everybody meshed so well. 476 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:53,440 Everybody's characters were on point, like and just everything. 477 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,720 Worked out we were in character like like 99% of the time it. 478 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:02,240 Was so good. I just everything felt so 479 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:07,280 natural. Yeah, the whole like prison 480 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:11,720 sequence. When I'm going to tell the dog 481 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,080 to come over, you say come, come. 482 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,960 No, not that way, no. Wait, wait, wait. 483 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:22,360 What's that little red thing or? Red. 484 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:28,400 Rocket. Red Rocket. 485 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,080 Oh man, no. Oh. 486 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,800 No. Like Sam still holds it over our 487 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,920 heads that like Sorcerer's Edge season 1 is still like the best 488 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:42,880 written season so far and I'm wanting to usurper with Kasm 489 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,440 Inferno coming up. Do it. 490 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,600 Do it, Yeah. Do it. 491 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,240 Do it. I think between Kasm Inferno, so 492 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,760 honestly we've got a solid line up between Dead Rain 3, 493 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,680 Mothership 3, Kasm Inferno I, I, I feel like we've got just a 494 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,920 solid just. Months. 495 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,720 Worth of Yeah, just content. Just just banger after banger. 496 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,200 Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's what I'm hoping 497 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,920 for. I'm really going to have to get 498 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,440 in the cowboy mood. Oh yeah, I ain't Red Dead again. 499 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,880 Yeah, that's, that's the season that Mister Master's going to be 500 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,880 a pirate because that's because that's, that's what he said 501 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,800 before Cowboy in because he was a cowboy in the pirate season, 502 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,680 Yeah. Yeah. 503 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,360 I I figured out I made it work. Q matey? 504 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,960 Q That's that's his whole thing. Yeah, he's not going to say R 505 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,040 me, it's Q it's a different. Language. 506 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,400 Thing which is really funny. His first original character. 507 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,760 I'm kidding. Really. 508 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,440 Funny. Really. 509 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,480 It's yeah, it's funny. It's funny. 510 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,040 It's it's sounds. Real funny Bob, when you listen 511 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,760 to this. I have no clue. 512 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,920 What's funny, I do like it for Do you like it? 513 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,600 It's better than the character that whispered all the time. 514 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,800 And then when he stopped whispering, it was it was a 515 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,560 banger of a character. Lots of banger. 516 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,160 Axelrod's hilarious. I call that character 517 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:14,560 development. Hey, Mr. Hey, Mr. Just you 518 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,120 should just be him again, honestly that. 519 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,280 'D be funny. For Cowboys, yeah. 520 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,320 Or you're you're what's it called? 521 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,480 Character? The I have a gun. 522 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,280 Yeah, gone. Yeah, he'll make an appearance 523 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,600 for sure. It's too easy. 524 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,720 Too easy not to. Plus cheddar cameos are rare. 525 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,800 Yeah, just. You just be like a a slutty town 526 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,920 whore. But as of right now, there have 527 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,520 been two cameos of mine. Yeah, I threw you. 528 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,760 Listen to here. I threw out of the. 529 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,920 In the Tavern. Well, that's true. 530 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,280 I have. No, you didn't have. 531 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,200 You didn't have a single one of my characters in there, 532 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:54,920 actually. No, I had to make. 533 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,480 A little money. I say you had Barack Obama, you 534 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,080 had Hero, you had. Obama. 535 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,800 Obama. Three time American hero 536 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,520 President Barack Obama. Obama. 537 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,960 Yeah, he. Voted 4. 538 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,600 Then you had Pamela. Obama. 539 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,600 Kamela Harris. Oh boy. 540 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,080 And that and that guy, Tim Waltz, that guy. 541 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,920 Here I'll I'll open up the roll 20 for the Tavern right now. 542 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,040 Womp womp. Womp, womp, womp. 543 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,040 You just womp womp. Let's see, there's Domit, 544 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:42,240 there's Haggis, there's a, a, a bad guy from Bi Rift, the mage 545 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,680 guy. The trap does the one that's 546 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,360 always smoking a cigarette. Yeah, we broke him out of 547 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,280 prison. Sarah. 548 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:55,640 Serif, yes, yeah, there's not a single one of my characters in 549 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,480 here. No. 550 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:05,320 I'm looking at it right now large, but no, maybe I'll do 551 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:11,200 like a variation of Henry McCoy for for Cowboys that that'd. 552 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,280 Be kind of cool. Well then I can't cameo him. 553 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,080 You could just say he's like my long lost uncle or something. 554 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,920 Just come up with someone new. I believe in you. 555 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,000 Oh. Man. 556 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,720 I believe in you. Man. 557 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,160 I put a lot of things in you, but my belief is is one of them. 558 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:36,200 Just have some damned faith. I'll I'll just be Arthur Morgan, 559 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,880 I guess. Will you please keep it down? 560 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,440 I'm trying Dutch but a dummy Dick. 561 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,440 I'm not a thick. The clap in my ass keeps 562 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,920 clapping together. It keeps alerting the 563 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,960 Pinkertons. Oh. 564 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,600 Great, now you got him going now. 565 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,320 You got him going, Lenny. Yeah, we need to have Lenny. 566 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,720 Where are you, Lenny? Lenny. 567 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:19,880 You, Lenny. He's a PPE, Look for the man in 568 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,280 a hard hat. I'm just making my ride up on a 569 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,880 horse. Like I, I'm just like constantly 570 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,520 like trying to search for someone. 571 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,240 Just going up there. Everyone is like, are you? 572 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,440 Are you Lenny? Are you guys looking for Lenny? 573 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:43,520 Lenny. Lenny, dude, I want to make 574 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,720 bubble Trailer Park Boys at some point. 575 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,080 I want to do bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. 576 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,440 That'd be good. Crazy no ones done that. 577 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,960 Crazy. He's got a they've got a new 578 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,720 movie coming out. I saw that, yeah. 579 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,960 Yeah, bubble bubbles in the shit rockers. 580 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,720 And. Yep, Yep. 581 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,680 Yeah, I, yeah, I'm, I'm at this point I'm like, I have to like 582 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,640 start pulling characters from like the ether in my brain 583 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,720 because I don't have any more like planned out. 584 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,880 I've got a handful more not not as much as I wanted to. 585 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,800 I got to do a little bit more digging. 586 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:28,640 Oh yeah, for the Mad Max I was instead of doing, I was either 587 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,000 going to do the mean girl or I was going to be a psycho. 588 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,680 The a psycho from Borderlands I think. 589 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,560 That'd be funny. I could be funny. 590 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,400 I want to put you in my meat wallet that'd. 591 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,800 Be hilarious because that'll go great with my. 592 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,520 Be like more. Ron Jeremy character. 593 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,960 It'd be like Eddie Sanjaneer but more crazy. 594 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,720 It's going to be your murder hobo. 595 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,480 Yeah, I I think it will be. I think this is finally the That 596 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,160 would be the season where I finally murder hobo we're. 597 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,920 Definitely going to see Day Mike snorting paint. 598 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,920 That's going to be the season where I tried to do Bard things 599 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:12,280 by seducing everything. The giant snake of a pee pee 600 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,199 I'm. Going to I'm going to try to 601 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:17,600 seduce the barkeep. I'm going to murder the barkeep. 602 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,320 I mean, I guess I'll also sleep with them. 603 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,719 Just. Look away. 604 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,360 I'm. The conductor of the poop train. 605 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,920 Oh man. Intro is probably the funniest 606 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,040 one in Borlands too. Yeah. 607 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:46,080 Craig got down pretty lady. Oh. 608 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,920 Man I'm so pumped for Atomic Highway. 609 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,199 That's. Going to be a good one. 610 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,239 The mobile battles are going to be really insane. 611 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,800 Cannot wait. I'm going to make your skull 612 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:03,280 into the spokes of my wheels and just just throw an axe. 613 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,320 There's your character right there. 614 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,720 Yeah. Yeah, right, dear. 615 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,760 There was, I was actually toying with that idea with Mr. Master 616 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,400 saying that we could be like a duo in that regard. 617 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:21,400 Because there's like, like sometimes in Borderlands you 618 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,920 could find the psychos like riding on top of these other 619 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:29,920 characters called Goliaths. And you can just like, it's 620 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,240 really funny. I have like a picture. 621 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:36,160 It's on my phone, but I thought it would be like really funny 622 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,400 that he would. It's kind of like the whole Ugg 623 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:43,680 as near thing but like where he would like translate for me or 624 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,560 something like that. But it was more like, I would 625 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,440 actually say like coherent words. 626 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,480 Nice. But he would just jumbling them 627 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,040 up into like what I'm actually trying to say. 628 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,960 Yes. So like a, like a definite? 629 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,880 Yeah, like a ASL interpreter that doesn't know what they're 630 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,520 talking about. Yeah, like I I would be saying 631 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,360 like I could actually mean what I'm saying. 632 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,160 Like I'm going to. I don't, I don't know. 633 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,400 I can't think of anything on top of my head right now, but an art 634 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:21,200 is what the concept that I had. Yes, I like that it'd be funny 635 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,880 to have a kenku character. I want to do that. 636 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,400 I actually do want to do that. It's advised that you do not, 637 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,120 but it'd be a fun challenge. I can. 638 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,600 I think I can do it. I think I could do it. 639 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:43,040 Idiot chum, Idiot chum. Idiot, Idiot chum. 640 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:47,640 Get drink. I think it could work. 641 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,400 I have AD and D campaign coming up. 642 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,520 Do you have the compendium? Yeah. 643 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:55,160 Voice. If you a few seasons to go now, 644 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,400 but water deep. Deep in what? 645 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,800 Puss. So are we. 646 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,120 Dang no, it's like a murder mystery. 647 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,360 Mr. Master and Alex have been in there for almost an hour now. 648 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,040 Can we check on them? They're gooning, yeah. 649 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,640 That's all, I'm going to raid them. 650 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,240 Craig. Hi, Craig. 651 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,120 Love you. No. 652 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,760 He's here, Cheddar infiltrated. No bye. 653 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,560 Bye. OK, he's gone and let's talk 654 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,480 about our love for each other. Oh my gosh, I can't wait to just 655 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,520 touch you later. Oh, wait. 656 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,560 He's back. Where are they at? 657 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:41,160 I hope, I hope you touch me. Oh, he hold on. 658 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:48,440 Like they're just they they are currently getting Alex's token 659 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,800 and name sorted and they should be ready. 660 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,800 Yeah. I hit my desk in excitement. 661 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,680 You just see his camera just fall. 662 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,600 Wait. No. 663 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,160 I'm not wearing pants. Complete. 664 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,560 He's completely bottomless. He's Pooh bearing it. 665 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:14,800 Oh, bother. Oh bother, there's AZ and D 666 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,560 character. Pooh Bear. 667 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,600 I was. I was a literal guy that is 668 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,920 bottomless Walker on killing zombies. 669 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,080 I did have a character that's my voice was Eeyore, essentially. 670 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,680 Didn't you? Yeah, it was Pillsbury from 671 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,160 Alex's. I'm going to hit him with my 672 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:39,440 sticky dough. That would honestly be my pick 673 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:44,400 for underrated character. It's good. 674 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,960 It's pretty funny. Psycho killer. 675 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,480 That was Cheddar. Cheddar do that. 676 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,920 Yep. Hey Chat, Cheddar just said 677 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,920 something about melon munch and monkeys. 678 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,440 Chat is this real? Oh no. 679 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,240 Chat step on my balls. To be fair, I did take out the 680 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:09,600 cottage cheese on the toilet. I can't say Alec. 681 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:17,600 Alec, but what I replaced it with was much worse sounds like. 682 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,240 Something at the beginning of a radio show. 683 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:44,240 Well, this is 92.5, Eric, Dan and Joe in the morning and we're 684 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:49,200 coming back to you live here in Sunnyvale Trailer Park. 685 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:54,840 I always wanted to be a a radio anchor DJ. 686 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,400 You know what's funny? That was actually my first job. 687 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,080 How? How'd you get that? 688 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,960 My mom, my mom was the worked at the radio station and watched 689 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:07,440 the city and like, yeah, and I, well, I didn't, I wasn't the the 690 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,800 anchor, but I was the guy that was working the board for the 691 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,120 anchor. Nice. 692 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,400 The engineer. Yeah, essentially. 693 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,400 Nice. That's pretty cool gig. 694 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:23,040 Yeah, I paid minimum wage and I it only covered me or I've only 695 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,840 worked. What was it like Wednesdays and 696 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,880 Thursdays when there was like baseball games and volleyball 697 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:32,760 games and the so the guy would he would be at the game and he 698 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,960 will called out for the radio and I would like he would call 699 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,840 me and then I would plug him into the radio, do some buttons. 700 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,720 And then when it's like break time for him or whatever, like 701 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:46,680 if he's taking a break for it, I was the one that selected like 702 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,360 what songs to play and stuff like that. 703 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,760 Yeah. No kidding. 704 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,800 Yeah. What songs did you play? 705 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,320 It was it's, it was contemporary rock, so. 706 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,680 Like Killer. The best thing that they had was 707 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,320 poison and that's it. There was no crawling in my 708 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,400 skin. Nope. 709 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,440 These wounds, they will not heal. 710 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:13,040 Fear is all I know. Or, or with this one. 711 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,480 Wait a minute. Get it how you live it. 712 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,320 And. Turn toes in when we stepped. 713 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:23,560 Down business and I'm a big stepper underground methods. 714 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,880 That doesn't rhyme. Wait, I mean it. 715 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,480 And I'm a big stepper. Underground method you. 716 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,920 Lose I'm not going get the more not the letter. 717 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,720 I I'm playing it on my playlist right now. 718 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,000 Why you live like this? Why you worry about a hole? 719 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,320 Oh. Yeah. 720 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,880 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 721 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:51,560 Yeah, sounds so white. A new mankind. 722 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,000 Breaking news, everybody. Breaking news. 723 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,360 Donald J Trump just tweeted out that thick Latinas will not be 724 00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,960 deported. I repeat. 725 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:04,480 Yes, yes, yes. Will not be deported. 726 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,800 That's all I wanted. That's all I wanted. 727 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,280 Good. Night, Alex Lev, Don't wait. 728 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:20,080 No, I didn't get news. The way you say that. 729 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,080 Oh my soul, I'm glad Wicked can't hear that. 730 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,120 I said it in UTT, it's in. An episode like. 731 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:41,400 Latinas 2 CS everything I ever want. 732 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,640 Yeah, aw. Oh my goodness. 733 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,160 I'm going to use the bathroom real quick and then we'll be 734 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,760 ready to go. All right, I'll be listening. 735 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,480 Let. Me see. 736 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,120 Turn on your camera. No, you won't. 737 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,080 Let me see. Picture it doesn't happen. 738 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:01,000 Oh, I'm a big stepper. Underground methods. 739 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,080 It's got the phone facing up. Please sit on that thing. 740 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,680 Wait a minute, that's coitus. That's a schlong. 741 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:13,840 That's coitus. That's coitus pose. 742 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:23,280 That's his crowning face. I've been here for the 95th time 743 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,200 today and I'm too swore to move face. 744 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,120 I know that. Oh. 745 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,200 Yeah, yeah. Reach the toilet coffee. 746 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:31,680 How many? How many? 747 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,000 How many rolls? How many? 748 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,760 How many? Pies is why is he touching it so 749 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,360 sensually? That's at least 2 ply. 2 ply. 750 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,280 That ain't no one ply I. Like the money? 751 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,040 That's a money made man. The texture it helps. 752 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,720 Yeah, that's that's the ridges. Yeah, I've ever seen like you 753 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,320 don't. Skip on TP. 754 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,800 You got the teddy bears, don't you? 755 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,640 I'm an Angel soft kind of guy. What is it we have? 756 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,840 Porter ply. It's not 8 Porter ply. 757 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,200 Just use your. Fingers. 758 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,640 Just use your hand at that point. 759 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,240 You gotta grab it like you gotta grab, grab a handful like this 760 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,320 and just go and then you're good. 761 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,160 Cotton nail I think is what we get. 762 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,760 Yeah, you get the purple cotton nail. 763 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,040 I can tell. Fancy. 764 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,840 That's that's the blue, the the the the purple's too plush for 765 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,760 me. I use the purple because I poop 766 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,120 on the toilet a lot. Or else do you poop? 767 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,960 I've seen it. In my bed. 768 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,920 I wouldn't recommend that. No, but sometimes you just wake 769 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,080 up and it's just like that. Wake up. 770 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,880 Oh, that's a good one. What did you think of it 771 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,440 yesterday? Wait, I'm on it. 772 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,080 It's a little makeup. Here's my morning routine. 773 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,480 I wake up, go to the bathroom. Grab a brush and put on a little 774 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,640 makeup. Hide the scars to fade away the 775 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,960 shakeup. Why'd you leave the keys upon 776 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,480 the table? Here you go. 777 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,560 Create another fable if you wanted to. 778 00:44:56,240 --> 00:45:00,000 Anyway, my morning routine is wake up, go to the bathroom. 779 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,360 Grab a brush and put on a little. 780 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,880 Get get out of bed breakfast. You wanted to you. 781 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,600 Know what my breakfast is? Golden. 782 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,000 Grams the tears. Tears. 783 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:13,720 Yeah, a lot of crying. No, no and. 784 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,120 Motor oil. Motor oil. 785 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,840 Motors and motor oil. Yeah, that sounds like a sick 786 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,040 metal band. No, don't eat Mac and cheese 787 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,280 tears. And motor oil. 788 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:28,080 I love it. Tears and motor oil. 789 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,360 The first album will be called Crankshaft. 790 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,920 Drinking our hogs. And it's just like cover of 791 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,000 Breaking the Law, but it's just cracking a hog. 792 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:43,480 It's cracking a hog, tears and motor. 793 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:48,040 Oil Presents. Hi. 794 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:54,800 Hi, It's me, Chris Pratt with musical guest tears and Motor 795 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,160 oil. And we're cracking a hog. 796 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,800 Tonight on Jimmy Fallon, we have tears and. 797 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:10,520 Motor oil bottle of Pennzoil. Just drinking it. 798 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,920 Did you did you empty the bottle and put put water in it or 799 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,760 something? Nope. 800 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,760 Synthetic oil, man. All right here. 801 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,240 You're fully synthetic. I got the high mileage. 802 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,160 I only drink the 530 WS. I only. 803 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,680 Need to have one of these every every six months. 804 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,480 Doctors recommended for good bowel movements. 805 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:42,760 It's true, I recommended it. So 10W30 is, you know, pretty 806 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,600 lightweight, but a 5W20. If I'm feeling real peckish, 807 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,720 just pretty. Feel. 808 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,440 Real feeling. I just drink a a bottle of WD40. 809 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,520 That's really lightweight. Very tasty, by the way. 810 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,160 That's fine. Motor oil tastes much better. 811 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,080 It's better if you however WD40 is more hydrating. 812 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,520 That's true, that's true. I just use it to freshen my 813 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,320 breath mostly. That exlains a lot.