1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:07,520 The mini podcast presents C&D under the table. 2 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:19,200 I got done with my very first NFL draft Fantasy football 3 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:25,640 draft. Why is Why is my room so dark? 4 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,760 What the hell, Shutter City? His gremlin cave. 5 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,800 I get. Is it because I've moved my PC 6 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,760 forward? It might be because of that. 7 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,800 Probably you need some lights. Neon lights, no. 8 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,920 Gamer lights No. No. 9 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,320 NFL draft pick? Yeah. 10 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,640 You like? Watching other other Final 11 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,120 Fantasy? Fantasy football. 12 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,120 I'm too gamer brained. I keep thinking Final Fantasy. 13 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,040 I like 7. Actually, I'm not. 14 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,200 Really, I don't know out of all of that, all of the out of all 15 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,480 of them that I played, which is 2, I like. 16 the best Is that 16 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,880 the online one? No, that's 14. 17 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,160 Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 16 is the. 18 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,040 OK, I lied. I played three, I played three 19 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:13,560 of them. I played 4I played 1415 and 1616 20 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,000 is very good it. Looks good. 21 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,440 That's very good. Looks pretty good. 22 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,320 More medieval. Pretty cool. 23 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,040 Pretty cool. Monster killing. 24 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,240 Yeah, I I'd rather talk about Final Fantasy than fantasy 25 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,320 football. And why is this? 26 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,320 We're nerds. Yeah, they're more nerds and and 27 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:34,720 I feel lost because meeting new people it's like, do you like 28 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,320 sports? And like Nope. 29 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,880 They're like no sports at all. I'm like no sports at all. 30 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,640 Do not like that. Could never like that. 31 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,600 Has never liked it. I've watched like 2 baseball 32 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,120 games my whole life. I can sit down and watch a 33 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,600 football game or a baseball game if as long as I understand the 34 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,520 sport, I could enjoy it. All right? 35 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,000 That's not something. Around too. 36 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,840 I don't. Think anybody's wrong if they 37 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,400 do. With football, the the rules 38 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,760 don't make any sense. It doesn't make sense. 39 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,160 So you can explain it to me all day, you just have to play it. 40 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,160 Oh, it's a lot better. Let's got you confused on 41 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,880 football. Joey, I can agree with you. 42 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,840 It's like. The easiest one to understand? 43 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,000 Yeah, I. Don't know about easiest, but 44 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,520 it's it's not that hard to. Understand the basic objective. 45 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,920 It's the basic objective is clear, but it's all the. 46 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,120 Everything in between. It gets real muddled. 47 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,600 Like what? Real fast. 48 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,440 Probably like. For first down and core. 49 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:30,600 You got sacked and 1st down and what yardage and when do you 50 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,400 kick the thing? OK, so. 51 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,560 It's like a lot of all. So a lot of what you just 52 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:40,240 explained is like terms rather than like the rules that make it 53 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,040 like. These are things that happen in 54 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,600 the game that don't make sense. Soccer is complicated. 55 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,400 Believe it or not, it is very complicated. 56 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,840 It's just when somebody sneaks behind the line or not sneaks 57 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,320 behind but blows past the line and sack. 58 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,040 You can sneak past mile. Tackle tackles the quarterback, 59 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,440 too, before they were able to throw it, that's what tackles, 60 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,760 yeah. Yeah, yeah. 61 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,760 Actually, that sounds right, but it is. 62 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,520 Right. It is right? 63 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,200 I mean it sounds. Familiar. 64 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,680 Now you're saying it first down the. 65 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,960 Timer doesn't until I was like 18. 66 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,920 So so essentially, essentially you have four chances to get the 67 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:17,080 ball 10 yards. If you do not accomplish that, 68 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,000 then that's when a ball switches sides. 69 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,280 Yeah. Oh OK, I understand football 70 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,560 now. Yes. 71 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,880 No. I just grew like 3 hairs on my 72 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,080 chest from that. Thank you. 73 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,120 Yeah, absolutely. It just popped in. 74 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,840 That's. But the reason what sparked this 75 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:36,160 is that I just finished my my first ever final final first 76 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,840 fantasy football. I keep doing it. 77 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,280 I'm 2 gamer brand. I did my first final. 78 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,560 I just said did it again. Fantasy football draft with my 79 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,240 family. My Final Fantasy league. 80 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,040 My God, it's okay you picked Steph Roth, I understand. 81 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:59,680 I picked Clive. Okay, Clive. 82 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,480 I didn't even think you liked football, Danny, until today I 83 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,840 didn't. I didn't. 84 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,040 Know you enjoyed it? College football's where it's 85 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,400 at. Yeah, yeah, I love college guys 86 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,600 all sweatied up and and tight pants. 87 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,000 Yeah, it's so college football. There's just like there's 88 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,880 clearly a passion for it, right? I mean, these guys go out there 89 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,720 and they play because they really want to, right? 90 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,560 That's true. They're not millionaires from 91 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,800 it. Some of them are making a good a 92 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,280 good penny off of it through like nil deals and stuff like 93 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,120 that but. But they're trying to get 94 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,520 somewhere those. They're trying to get somewhere. 95 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,800 Yeah. Whereas like professional did me 96 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,920 wrong. I still like professional 97 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:40,160 football, but it's, it's very much so like they're, they're 98 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,080 getting football right. Yeah, it's a it's a job. 99 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,200 You could argue like it sometimes you could feel very 100 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,360 scripted, like, you know, yeah. Or something like that. 101 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,520 Yeah. But with college, like there's 102 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,240 just, it's just there's passion behind it, OK? 103 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,520 I was wondering I've I've never like, I don't think I've even 104 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,360 watched a college game. I remember I was in 4th grade 105 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:06,080 and I just moved into town and I went to this new school and 106 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,720 everything was unfamiliar and 9/11 happened. 107 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,960 That was crazy. That's where I was at 911. 108 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:15,960 And in that same year, at least I think it was that year, they 109 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,800 were talking about Tom Brady. He's so hot with the some of the 110 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,920 girls were talking about fourth grade girls talking about Tom 111 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,960 Brady. So hot. 112 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,280 And he's. Still playing? 113 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,560 He's retired. He just stopped. 114 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,600 Playing. Just two years ago. 115 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,800 Last two years ago. Yeah, 2-3 years ago. 116 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,160 It was 911. I was a child. 117 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,280 Yeah, I'm a grown man with children in my own, and that 118 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,560 dude was still playing freaking football. 119 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,000 When you become. A grown man. 120 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,760 I thought he was still playing honestly. 121 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:49,440 No, he played for like 20 years. They didn't play they. 122 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,400 Don't usually play that long. I don't think that's crazy. 123 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,000 No quarterbacks. Quarterbacks and kickers are the 124 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,560 ones that usually play the most. Or play the football in my 125 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,680 entire life, almost. Because childhood. 126 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,040 What was his name? Crosby. 127 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,880 He wasn't. He was a kicker for like 28 128 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,480 years or something like that. Wasn't he the guy that had the 129 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,360 sweaters? No, that's Cosby. 130 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,280 He's the guy that puts. And touched me when I was 131 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,360 little. Yeah. 132 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,040 I'm talking about Mason Cosby. Yeah, yeah. 133 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,360 Yeah, because he was like almost 50 when he retired, right? 134 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,600 Cosby. Wow. 135 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:29,640 Yeah, the Tennessee won today. Awesome. 136 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,920 We kicked here bowls so. I thought it was Longhorns. 137 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,840 It's Vols volunteers. Come on, buddy, that's Texas. 138 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,160 Oh. My bad, I don't know. 139 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,880 Get your act together. Get your oranges right, OK? 140 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,560 My bad, my bad. All right, volunteers, I don't 141 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:50,120 know college right safety or OK, OK, and then the Texas is like a 142 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,600 Burt or. OK, but but listen to me though, 143 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,320 right? I feel like that's. 144 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,520 Racist. Let me tell you something, OK? 145 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,720 There's 180 college teams. There is. 146 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,040 There's a lot. It's hard to keep track of. 147 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,880 All of them. Hey, we're not only like 8. 148 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,320 Right now. OK, so how about you just calm 149 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,600 down #2 in the SEC. I hate football. 150 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:14,280 All right, so yeah, no, Metal Gear is not Delta is pretty fun. 151 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,560 Is that the remake of Metal Gear that came out recently? 152 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,120 Metal Gear three, yeah. Green triangle. 153 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,040 So did you have you guys I showed you earlier? 154 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,600 Danny, have you other guys heard that the they're remaking the 155 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,520 Atari 2600? Gross. 156 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:33,120 Why? Why? 157 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:38,440 Seriously, you can emulate it. What do you mean remaking? 158 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,160 No, he's. Not how he loved. 159 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,120 He's mad. You look great. 160 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,920 You made a man. That was like his. 161 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,080 And we just casually shit on his childhood. 162 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,200 Yeah, you did. I wonder why he's married. 163 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:53,400 I wonder why he did shit. Oh, literally why though? 164 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,840 Why are they doing that? What is driving? 165 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,680 The money would. Be for nostalgia. 166 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,360 Money in. Fact yeah, money. 167 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,640 So in fact they're Even, so they're not just, they're not 168 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:07,560 just using a re boxed modulator, they're using, they're like 169 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:12,000 remaking the entire console and they even have the old original 170 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,080 cartridge. So it's just to have and to hold 171 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:14,880 like a what? Yeah. 172 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:20,320 So even emulate anything that the console did my calculator. 173 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:24,920 Yeah, 100. Percent on a pregnancy test. 174 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:29,640 But but a system like that could literally transport me back to 175 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,280 seven years old. You can run. 176 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:34,000 You can. You can run doom on the screen 177 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 of like, the timer of a microwave. 178 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,360 Yeah, right. They ran doom on a pregnancy 179 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,159 test. What do you mean? 180 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,559 Yeah, they did. I'm not kidding. 181 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:44,360 They they physically did it. They did. 182 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,200 Yeah, that's right. That's right. 183 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:45,760 Pregnancy. Test. 184 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,680 Yeah, I'm just saying you can run Doom anywhere. 185 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,160 Yeah, well, yeah. Doom can run on anything. 186 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:55,880 Yeah, well Doom was Doom was Doom didn't start out with in 4 187 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,040 bit, did it? No. 188 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,000 No it didn't. But it's still easy to emulate. 189 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,840 Well, yeah, it's incredibly. Simple. 190 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,280 But does it play original cartridges? 191 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,840 Yeah, apparently it does. That that honestly is pretty 192 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,480 cool. Yeah, so I think they should do 193 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,520 that with like Nintendo systems, honestly. 194 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,800 Yeah, like the like maybe like the 100 Atari cartridges that 195 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,000 are still out there in the world. 196 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:21,800 Yeah, well, there's got to be more than that, right? 197 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,720 Some people. OK, 105. 198 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,040 That's more like it. Yeah. 199 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:28,280 Thank you. So, you know, I love the digital 200 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,560 copies of stuff because it doesn't take up as much room, 201 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,520 but there is something about having those physical copies 202 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,320 that. Unless you have Call of Duty. 203 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:40,000 Well, yeah, but for me, you're going to have a whole shelf on a 204 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,840 on a bookshelf. Just just Call of Duty because 205 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,880 they just keep releasing the same thing. 206 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,200 I was just saying how it's going to take up your entire hard 207 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,760 drive one game. Oh yeah. 208 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:54,720 It's sad because your generation Bob is they have collections to 209 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,160 show for it. This is my childhood and look at 210 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,200 what I when I was a kid, I played and. 211 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,360 It's actually cool, yeah. I wouldn't have the. 212 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,680 I have PS4 games. I have like one or two PS Five 213 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:09,600 games. I have 10, like 360 games, but 214 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,880 that's it's gone now. PS Five and on like it's all 215 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,560 digital. I have nothing to show from my 216 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,280 childhood. Yeah, that's kind of. 217 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,320 Unless you kept those systems and most people just didn't. 218 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,480 Because you know, life, life goes on. 219 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,520 You get married and give it up. You get married and your wife 220 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,640 looks here and goes. What are you taking that for? 221 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,240 Oh, I wasn't, honey, I'm in love with you. 222 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,840 I'll do whatever you say, Wing. And I'm the window it goes. 223 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,280 I did that with a lot of things. Oh, I said, well, this plays 224 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,560 DVDs so we needed to watch movies. 225 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,080 I remember that. Why can't we just get a DVD 226 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,400 player? Well, this is super practical. 227 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,440 Too I already have this. Butter. 228 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,160 Super practical to have to have a PlayStation 4 back. 229 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,720 Then. That was a a day. 230 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:58,560 One thing in marriage was we had a console play DVD's classic who 231 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,320 said hi. Fiona, Fiona. 232 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,120 Hi, Fiona. She's gone. 233 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:02,840 She's. Gone. 234 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:03,760 Yeah. And she's gone. 235 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,560 She's a shadow lurking in the background. 236 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,160 She's she'll hear me later. I can't hear you, Bob. 237 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,640 I knew it. I knew it. 238 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,160 Looks like you have a parrot on your shoulder, but it's just 239 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,640 your microphone cut out on your green screen. 240 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,520 It's not a green screen holly wonder cracker. 241 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,080 Well, it's a green screen effect. 242 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,480 It's like a it's a virtual like background. 243 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,040 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 244 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,240 I've been thinking about getting an actual green screen, but 245 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,400 apparently they're a lot more expensive than I thought. 246 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,920 They're pretty pricey, you know. Can you just use like? 247 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,640 A green felt sheet. Green construction paper. 248 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,080 Or felt sheet. Or I'll get a I'll get a shower 249 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,520 curtain. That is just a lot. 250 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:44,400 Literally anything, yeah. I mean the frame is what you 251 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,440 want. We make it harder than it needs 252 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,040 to be. It's true, right? 253 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,400 PVC for the frame, spray paint in black. 254 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,880 There you go. You're welcome. 255 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,080 Silver spray paint on your teeth. 256 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,160 There you go. You're welcome. 257 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,760 Thank you, I've been waiting for. 258 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,480 Something I say you might get sick if you did that. 259 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,440 I might you would be entering Mike day territory or day Mike. 260 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:09,640 Excuse me. So this, so that I, I was going 261 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:14,240 to say this that reminded me of I've been watching a lot of It's 262 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,080 Always Sunny in Philadelphia recently, like I've been binging 263 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,600 it and in season 3, Charlie, like when he's riding like day 264 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,680 man or the day man cometh. He was like huffing paint. 265 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,360 The whole time, yeah. He was huffing paint from a 266 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:33,040 sock. You can't use a sock. 267 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,920 I got it. Got to use the plastic I. 268 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,960 Was. Watching a movie earlier today 269 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,680 that a group of veterans made. It's the guy that Co founded 270 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,040 Black Rifle Coffee and a bunch of other stuff like that. 271 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,600 Range 15. Range 15, yes, yeah. 272 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,040 Oh, is it really? Yeah, I'll guess the movie. 273 00:12:55,440 --> 00:13:00,240 Absolutely hilarious, but there are several character ideas that 274 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,920 I had all of a sudden. But. 275 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,120 They're like, talking about how, like, the end of the world's 276 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,640 happening, and they don't know what to do. 277 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,800 And this one guy's just, like Jesus Christ. 278 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,880 Jesus Christ could take care of all this right now. 279 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,320 Yeah, but like, who can even do that? 280 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,720 He goes, Jesus. Jesus, can't you duck the cars? 281 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,200 Shut up, Carl. Cut the belly. 282 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,760 He's also. He's also the guy that had a sex 283 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,640 doll stuck on his penis because somebody put epoxy in the holes 284 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,280 and he suspected that they did, but he did it anyway. 285 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,880 Yeah. The End of the World the. 286 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,920 Entire movie makes it super grippy sex doll Yolo. 287 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,240 Oh my goodness. That gorilla grip, that gorilla 288 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,400 grip, it's like. That like a chick on the psych 289 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,880 wars and she has like those really sticky socks. 290 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,160 Old. And then somebody has a remote 291 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,320 control for the doll and they can just hit it whenever they 292 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,720 feel like it are. You talking my my language? 293 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:59,240 Oh God, we need to go on this. My language Any. 294 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,680 Butterfly job. All. 295 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,000 Right. Alex will not be joining us 296 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,400 tonight. Yeah, Alex is not. 297 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,160 As we just learned. What I found out yesterday. 298 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,640 Yeah, so I do hate it here. I was really looking forward to 299 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,520 getting back into it. Yeah, yeah. 300 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,240 How did you guys like the how I edited the episode by the way? 301 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:24,240 I took AI, took AI, took a few liberties on like how to on to 302 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,800 do stuff like the muffled music and all that. 303 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,680 Yeah, that's cool. Sounded. 304 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,720 Great. Good. 305 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,040 Yeah, that was awesome. I sent you some combat music. 306 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,640 I I saw that, yeah. Yeah, pretty sick. 307 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,120 Also, I just want to say that some of the music that I 308 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:43,440 downloaded were by that Louise, whatever his last name is, 309 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:48,280 starts with an H and I realized that was what you sent me 310 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,600 earlier. Yeah, everything following, 311 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,920 yeah. That's pretty cool. 312 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,760 Someone's out there. Someone's out there making 313 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,200 copyright free Star Wars music and we love them for this. 314 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,520 We do love them for it, thank you. 315 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,040 Yeah, it sounds really official. It does. 316 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,680 It sounds. Like a That's not even the most 317 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,440 messed up relationship in the movie. 318 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,160 Guy bangs his zombie in the movie. 319 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,720 Yeah, that's the most messed up relationship because they were. 320 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,320 That's pretty gay like. Moving. 321 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,040 Yeah, pretty much, yeah. It's pretty gay, Mike. 322 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,120 There's a. Video. 323 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,720 I've. Never. 324 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,760 Met I've. Never met. 325 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,680 The. Killer of the night, Mike. 326 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:31,080 I never met Mike, but something reminded me of him this past 327 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,480 week. I saw a meme of a guy named Tim 328 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:39,600 and he's like Tim. He's a guy that does any dare 329 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,240 and so we always tell him to eat dog crap. 330 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,280 And today we actually have some dog crap. 331 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,840 It's like, hey, Tim, get over here. 332 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,920 Eat some dog crap. He hands it to him on a plate. 333 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,040 He's like that ain't dog crap. And he takes it and eats it. 334 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:58,440 He just starts throwing up dog crap. 335 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:06,760 He's. Just like it there was a meme 336 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,280 that I saw earlier this week and it was really funny. 337 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:13,280 This guy was in like a blacked out room and they had to like 338 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,160 identify like certain smells and if they got it right, they heard 339 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,760 a Ding. So the night vision came on and 340 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,320 it was just a dude in like the glass box. 341 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:28,240 He had his pants down and his butt to the opening of the of 342 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,720 the where they're supposed to smell it from. 343 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,800 And the dude like walks in. He's like what the And he takes 344 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,960 another step that smells like ass and then you just hear the 345 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:43,920 Ding and he like looks up. He won, but at what? 346 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,640 Cost. That's what that was all about. 347 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,480 That's all I saw was that portion of it, yeah. 348 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:54,120 I just posted this in memes. It's on TikTok, that's all. 349 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,920 Right. I'm on TikTok, Yeah. 350 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,640 I saw you have a TikTok channel. Yeah. 351 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,400 You made a tiki A tiki T.O.K. We all watching this. 352 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:09,280 Nice. What do you think? 353 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,000 Dog sheet? Gross. 354 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:26,400 Gross. OK, that's gross. 355 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:32,000 That's so nasty, you know, if so, so would you rather you 356 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,600 know, would you, would you eat dog crap like that or would you 357 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,840 rather sniff a grown man's butt? I'd rather sniff a grown man's 358 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,600 butt. I'd rather sniff a grown man's 359 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,760 butt. Dang, I need the dog poop. 360 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,320 No, no, really, that's a good way to get sick and get 361 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,400 dysentery. I don't care. 362 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,000 It's. Just that's just sniffing. 363 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,720 I don't. Care to taste? 364 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,440 I don't care. I'm not sniffing. 365 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,200 I've. Smelled all before. 366 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,600 I've been around some grown men that don't wipe that. 367 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,800 Yeah, No, I I it's a dog poop. Thank you. 368 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,400 It's better to sniff it than to actually taste it. 369 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:01,920 Yeah. You. 370 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,800 Can taste it. I'm what's called a super 371 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,920 taster. So for me, it's better. 372 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,200 It's better than it's better. Better to have dog in your mouth 373 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,360 than guy in your note. You know what? 374 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,200 I just had an epiphany. I think I know what we should do 375 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,720 tonight. I think we should play a whole 376 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,440 bunch of messed up. Would you rather's? 377 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:26,080 Do that I also have weird worldwide weird news ready to. 378 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,640 Go yes, I always appreciate that. 379 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,960 OK, well while you guys figured that out, I'm gonna go get some 380 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,200 ice cream. What? 381 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,880 Kind of ice cream. Peanut butter. 382 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,280 Peanut butter. I was gonna ask what kind of ice 383 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,800 cream we all look like. Look like peanut butter. 384 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:45,160 Look like. Cheddar looks like peanut butter 385 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,560 ice cream kind of guy. I know my dad got some peanut 386 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,720 butter malt balls today and those things were bomb.com. 387 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,600 Yeah, what up, baby? I like malt. 388 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,840 I like malt as a flavoring. I had chocolate malt ice cream 389 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,600 and that was a mistake. Really. 390 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,960 It just tasted like spoiled ice cream. 391 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,280 I'm not gonna get that. I like caramel malt, that's 392 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,400 good. I was like chocolate malt ice 393 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,800 cream. No, that sounds pretty good. 394 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,480 It was not. I had it was not there pecan ice 395 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,760 cream not that long ago. The only reason why it started 396 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,360 like tasting bad was because I think cuz it was in like a 397 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,640 cardboard container type of thing. 398 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,200 Yeah, I think like some of the cardboard was like getting 399 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,640 mushed in and then I would like scrape it up Razor. 400 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,960 Burn. Yeah, Yeah. 401 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,480 Butter ice cream, Bob, you look like a mint. 402 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,120 Like a Buffalo sauce mint chocolate chip. 403 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,040 I was thinking. With some raisins, Yeah, and 404 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:44,280 gummy bears. And Buffalo sauce. 405 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,000 And I was thinking. Of sauce in all seriously tired. 406 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,720 Wash your sisters butter butter pecan. 407 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,120 Yeah, I like a good butter pecan so. 408 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,800 But most butter pecans, they really go chintzy with. 409 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,280 I think a good butter pecan should have a nice rich ribbon 410 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,960 running through it. I don't. 411 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:05,360 I don't know what chintzy means. Yeah, cheap, cheap chintzy. 412 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,040 I've. Never. 413 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,600 Heard of ice cream being referred to as chintzy? 414 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,720 Yeah, it's just an older slang term for cheap. 415 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,600 A Yiddish. I've heard of I've heard of 416 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,760 Chintzy, but that's a Pokémon. Heard of Chewy? 417 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,840 Let's. Let's see Jamie, where did the 418 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,960 Chewy come from? Chewy. 419 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,840 Please tell me, he said. Chewy. 420 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:29,840 Yeah, that's what I said. I really don't like the Jewy. 421 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,840 Caramel. No. 422 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,840 What's that of butter? The Jewy text, it's a Hindi. 423 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,960 It's a Hindi word. I believe that all tubs of 424 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,320 butter pecan ice cream should include a stick of butter in it. 425 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,000 And a. Pecan. 426 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,280 Where do you get the butter from? 427 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,560 That's true. And a pecan. 428 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,720 At least one. Pecan. 429 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,520 A singular pecan, yeah. I didn't. 430 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,200 Realize that was a handy butter. I'm surprised. 431 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:58,760 About it I wanted pecan. There's ribneck ice cream here. 432 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,320 That's the problem with most buttered pecan is they don't 433 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,080 have a very good ribbon that runs through it and like nobody 434 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,360 puts what would you eat a ribbon. 435 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,480 Salmonella. A ribbon of of like, you know, a 436 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:15,200 buttered like a praline. I don't think they don't. 437 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,240 They don't put. A cookie cookie stick. 438 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,440 No. So praline is just caramelized 439 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,520 pecan. Well, it's just about anything 440 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,840 caramelized, but, but in this instance, it would be a 441 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,960 caramelized. Why would you put caramel on a 442 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,160 on a ribbon and then put it in the ice cream? 443 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,040 Because butter. So you put in butter on the 444 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,320 ribbon and then you run the ribbon through with a big needle 445 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,760 and you kind of twist it as you go through and you go in and out 446 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,680 several times. Where's the butter come in the. 447 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,960 Sauce that's in the car. They use it to Lube up the 448 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,840 needle so that it goes in. Exactly. 449 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,920 Why is there Why is there a cylindrical hole in my ice cream 450 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,920 tub? Sorry. 451 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,400 In a needle with. Butter on it. 452 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,920 So. I was gonna tell you about that. 453 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,920 I really liked it. I was giving you a shot of 454 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,480 protein. It's good for you. 455 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,560 Salted caramel? Yeah. 456 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,360 Wait, it just says caramel? No, it's not. 457 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,680 It's not caramel. It is Saltine. 458 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,600 This tastes like 22 grams of protein. 459 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,320 Why does this taste like my future generation? 460 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,720 It tastes like my. Ex. 461 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,600 I should call it. Miss her? 462 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,360 That's good. That's like, that's like the 463 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:30,240 WKUK episode probably. They're sitting there with their 464 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,400 kids saying, man, this tastes just like vagina. 465 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,800 Finally, the kid tastes salad. This doesn't taste anything like 466 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,000 vagina. I knew it. 467 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,960 I knew it. You've been eating vagina. 468 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:51,160 Really need to clip that, Danny. You look like a like a like a 469 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,840 like a coffee ice cream kind of guy. 470 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,960 Maybe, Yeah. That's I like some coffee ice 471 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,040 cream, all right. Any I I like chunk in my ice 472 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,200 cream. I like a little chunk. 473 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,600 I like I like chunk in mine. I like I like the nice like 474 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,160 Moose tracks. Yeah, that's. 475 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,640 Good. I was thinking like Bunny Bunny 476 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,440 trails from Blue Bunny Trails. Bunny trails are good. 477 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,840 I got it. I generally like any kind of 478 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,480 chocolate or fudge or caramel in my ice cream. 479 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,480 Don't hit me. It was like something that I 480 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,600 have to choose one of my I do. One of my favorite ones is the 481 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,800 Ben and Jerry's one that has like the chocolate covered 482 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,400 potato chips in it. Yes. 483 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,320 Oh, I was just going to say that and you and I are almost the 484 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,640 exact same person. Sounds like you guys are 485 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,840 related. Was that late night? 486 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,880 Snack I. Think that was late night snack 487 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,000 I. Think it was late night snack? 488 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,840 Yeah. Yeah, with O'Fallon or something 489 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,000 like that on the were. You guys related or something 490 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,720 are? You. 491 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,560 Guys banging or something? What? 492 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,160 No, honestly, not like all the time anyway. 493 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,200 What's he going to say if there's no like, special ice 494 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:56,240 cream at the grocery store, if there's no special ice cream 495 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,440 flavors at the grocery store or whatever, or if you're really 496 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:03,040 hankering for ice cream and all they have is like basic flavors? 497 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,280 I think a Neapolitan is very good. 498 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,440 Really. Mix all the flavors together, 499 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,200 it's awesome. Neapolitan favorite cookie is 500 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,640 oatmeal Raisin. My theory stands. 501 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:19,400 And my favorite oatmeal? My favorite is not Neapolitan. 502 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,320 But you said you like Neapolitan. 503 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,800 And the old man. Click the caramels in your 504 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,200 pocket. There are those those red 505 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,360 strawberry candy. Neapolitan's OK, it's cream. 506 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,560 It's something I'll run to. I don't like Neapolitan as yeah, 507 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,200 it was always at my grandma's house. 508 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,720 I would rather not take the child I scream at all than to 509 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,720 eat Neapolitan. It's. 510 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,400 Literally. That's harsh. 511 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:48,240 I would rather be like. It's literally just like it's 512 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:53,400 literally just three segments of vanilla chocolate and strawberry 513 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,000 ice cream are. Good. 514 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,720 It's true it only vanilla tastes like chocolate covered 515 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,080 strawberries doesn't. The vanilla doesn't taste like 516 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,320 vanilla. The chocolate. 517 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,680 Though it's all just kind of homogenized into this uniform. 518 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,880 Here's why. Here's why I think that is 519 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,840 because they've never been been made with good ingredients. 520 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,600 It's all like crappy strawberry, some crappy chocolate, and some 521 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,880 crappy vanilla ice. Cream, the Italian and ice cream 522 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,920 didn't want that to be made. Well, that that may be true. 523 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,240 It was an abomination of nature, I. 524 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,920 Mean. But if you think about it, it 525 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,880 should, it should somewhat be like, you know, a banana split. 526 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,040 It should. If it would be. 527 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,840 I think if you had like actual fruit chunks and like, you know, 528 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,920 like a like a chocolate ribbon that ran through the chocolate 529 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,400 or something. I'm sure. 530 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,840 I'm sure if you took like a, you know, a nice scoop of chocolate 531 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,040 and a nice scoop of vanilla and a nice scoop of strawberry and 532 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,880 put it in a bowl, yes, We saw them together. 533 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,280 It'd probably taste good. Yeah, Neapolitan tastes like 534 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,640 crap. Yeah, I don't disagree. 535 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,120 I'll still eat it. If I won't Cheddar's 536 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,560 hypothetical if all they have are basic flavors, you pick 537 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,800 chocolate, right? Chocolates good always. 538 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,200 It's better than just. Vanilla. 539 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,240 Vanilla over. Chocolate. 540 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,440 Once you take the chocolate home, here's what you do. 541 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,160 Let me finish. You get it. 542 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,600 You put it in a bowl, you leave it for like 20 seconds, then you 543 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:23,240 throw it in the garbage. No chocolate ice cream's good. 544 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,240 Come on, you mix in some chunky peanut butter. 545 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,320 OK. OK, so you get a little so it 546 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,080 tastes like peanut butter ribbon and you get the peanuts in 547 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,960 there. Something to crunch on. 548 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,560 Again, why are you putting ribbon is an ice cream, it's a 549 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,840 clothing chips in there. You know, just you've got. 550 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,920 The sweet and. Savory and then you can make it 551 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,760 whatever you want with other ingredients. 552 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,880 You can put some chocolate on it, you can put some caramel on 553 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,040 it, you can put some Jelly on it and make it a grape ice. 554 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,760 Cream. I've just said I'm so bored with 555 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,600 vanilla ice cream though, I can't. 556 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,640 There's nothing to it. Have you tried the Have you 557 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,960 tried the olive oil and salt of vanilla ice cream? 558 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,960 I've I've tried it yeah from a. Point you did. 559 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,160 Powder and onion powder on your ice cream. 560 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,840 No, seriously, it sounds weird. I said it on this podcast 561 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,560 before. I know I did. 562 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,400 I don't know if you were. Here. 563 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,840 Joey had a dinner ice cream shop in Michigan. 564 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,160 I remember now. Yep. 565 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,600 It sounds gross. It really does. 566 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,720 The only reason I tried it is because it's not something I 567 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,800 would try. I saw it several times on the 568 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,280 Internet and then my buddy Matt texted me and he's like, Oh my 569 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,800 gosh, I just tried this. You've got to try it. 570 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:32,360 The the the olive oil, like the fats in it, solidifies, so it 571 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,200 makes your vanilla ice cream creamier. 572 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,120 And the salt tastes unhealthy though. 573 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,760 Well. I mean, it's ice cream though. 574 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,160 Yeah, definitely good. You know you're eating oil. 575 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,440 With that one might. As well Min Max of diabetes. 576 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,280 Hey, Derek. I've seen 2 girls 1 cup. 577 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,320 Let's reenact it because it looks cool. 578 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,000 You know I'm. Eating sound clip in that. 579 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,920 No, as long as I get as long as I get to poop in the cup first. 580 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,880 That's fine. OK, people said that's fake but. 581 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,600 No, I don't think it was. The actresses died like a like a 582 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,280 month later. It came, it came out all too 583 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,080 fast. It's. 584 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,600 That's not how. That's not how it works. 585 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,080 When you watched it come out of a rear end. 586 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,760 It could have been planted, I don't know. 587 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,320 Just I don't want to know that process. 588 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,440 The moon landing was fake. 2 girls in One Cup is. 589 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,480 Everything is a conspiracy theory to you. 590 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,840 From the moon landing to 2 girls in One Cup. 591 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,360 Make up your mind. Those two are the big ones. 592 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,240 Rest in peace, OK? One man, one jar was real. 593 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,800 Alright, P yeah, that one. No. 594 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,760 So gross. Freaking. 595 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,680 He freaked. So glad I didn't see that one. 596 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,400 I didn't see that one either. Danny just crossed himself. 597 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,680 Well, he's not in heaven, I know. 598 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,680 That no, but no one of the actresses of 2 girls 1 Cup died 599 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,680 of dysentery like a couple weeks later or something like that. 600 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,600 I'm sorry, I, I, I know where this conversation's heading and 601 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,880 I'm, I'm just going to put a roadblock here. 602 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,360 I really don't want to start talking. 603 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,240 About. We have no D&D episode tonight, 604 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,280 man. Why don't we just live a little 605 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,920 let loose? I mean, I'm cool Joe, but I have 606 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,360 limits. Everyone else all right. 607 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,600 I know I see the dark path that we're headed down and it's not. 608 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,200 Right. It's not. 609 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,560 Joe Joe is very, very one right now. 610 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,360 We're very. Well now you guys are like sent 611 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,960 me down a rabbit trail. Oh no, Dad, don't. 612 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,840 We actually looking that up? Please don't. 613 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,280 No, no. Yeah, no, your computer's you. 614 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,200 Still even find that. Oh, I'm sure your computer has 615 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,160 irreparable. Viruses on it. 616 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,760 Liveleak's not around anymore. Yeah, but there's still ways you 617 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,440 can get around that. Oh yeah. 618 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,960 So it was a, it was a Brazilian. It was a Brazilian group. 619 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,040 It was apparently a trailer to a movie. 620 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,000 Yeah, I'm, I'm good. Oh, it's just facts. 621 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,360 Anyway, I like I've been like in coconut ice cream lately. 622 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,840 It's pretty good. Coconut fudge. 623 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,560 Have you question? Sorry, sorry, bring up Fudge. 624 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,040 Have you guys been on this? Like have you guys heard about 625 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,040 this dirty soda trend that's going on? 626 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,920 Dirty soda. Yeah, so apparently it's like 627 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,520 you take like your regular soda like Doctor Pepper or whatever 628 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:23,000 else and they add like Creamer to it and crab like flavouring. 629 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,520 OK, popular thing like in Utah where they can't drink coffee. 630 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,920 There's a hack in for McDonald's iced tea. 631 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,760 You ask for coffee creamers and you add them in there and it 632 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,560 tastes like, well, it's like milk tea. 633 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,920 Their iced teas already or their sweet teas already? 634 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,800 Great, SO. Yeah, yeah. 635 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,760 So it. Just makes a. 636 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,200 Creamier. I've tried it, it's actually 637 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,400 pretty good. It's like bubble tea without the 638 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,200 bubbles. It was Laverne and Shirley, and 639 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,520 Laverne really liked. Laverne really liked Pepsi and 640 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,920 milk. Pepsi milk is good. 641 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,520 And it's actually like a. Float without the ice cream. 642 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,280 Sorry, who makes Pilk like that? Pilk. 643 00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,960 Yeah, Pilk. I do. 644 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,440 I've done it before, it's good. I just me. 645 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,000 I would rather do that with Coca-Cola than Pepsi though, 646 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,200 because Coca-Cola is it seems more suited to the milk product. 647 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,640 I'd rather do a Doctor Pepper to be honest with. 648 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,600 I could see that too. I got that Doctor Pepper cream 649 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,280 soda in my fridge. Although since we're talking 650 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,440 about. Pepper. 651 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,640 Dirty sodas. I saw a thing that this guy 652 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,680 mixes his coffee with Baja Blast Zero that. 653 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,400 Sounds terrible. It sounds terrible but I want to 654 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,200 try it because I have. Some Red Bull, you know what I 655 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,640 mean? They say he said it. 656 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,120 It takes the tropical taste, like out of the equation. 657 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,000 I don't know. I'll come on, try it. 658 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,440 I'll report next week. Let me. 659 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,920 Yeah, let me know how that goes for you. 660 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,800 Go make it right now. So I used to think so I've I've, 661 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:54,000 I've taken, I could, I've taken coke and heated it up like on 662 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,760 the stove and and drank it like a cup of coffee. 663 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,760 And it's like it's actually. Like hot, like hot Kool-aid. 664 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,160 Yeah, I guess so. I made this for you. 665 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,120 I could not do that syrupy taste hot. 666 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,400 I I could not. It's to me, it's actually not 667 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,880 bad. It it honestly tastes a lot more 668 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,080 like a cup of coffee. I'm looking for myself. 669 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,440 Like kind of brings the bitterness out a little bit, but 670 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,720 back to pepper, it's too sweet. You know they use Coca-Cola to 671 00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,800 clean blood off of pavement. And oil stains. 672 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,840 And oil stains, but blood too. I just lick the blood off. 673 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,320 Well, there is that. I'm do the coffee thing right 674 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,880 now. All right. 675 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,400 So I saw, I saw a guy. So I just got a last night. 676 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,920 I just got a bottle of crown chocolate or Crown? 677 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,160 Chocolate. Yeah, Chocolate Crown Royal. 678 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,960 They just came, just came out with it. 679 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,960 Fairway has it. I'm sticking with apple and 680 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,680 Peach all the way. I mean, it tastes like it tastes 681 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,600 like, if you like chocolate, it tastes like Crown Royal with, 682 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,080 you know, it's a really strong, like cheap kind of chocolate 683 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,560 flavor. It's not bad. 684 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,080 It's not something that I would I I'm not like some huge, super 685 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,200 huge fan of crown anyway to like drink. 686 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,200 I think I use it for a lot in a lot of cooking and a lot of 687 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,480 smoking and stuff like that, because it's a cheap whiskey and 688 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,120 it's not it's not a bad flavor. Your dogs are calling you a 689 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,840 liar. I hear that the wife must be 690 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,920 home. I don't know, weird drink, weird 691 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,640 drink combinations. I think I'm very basic. 692 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,280 I don't I don't mix all that much. 693 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,560 Well, so this guy took and added, he added some crown, 694 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,280 chocolate crown to his coffee and then a bunch of Creamer and 695 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,960 he went, he went crazy over it. He thought it was great, made an 696 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,840 iced coffee. Out of it, it's whiskey and 697 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,800 coffee. Yeah, that's whiskey, coffee, 698 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,240 chocolate. That's always the Cowboys, you 699 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,560 know, so. Or Irish probably. 700 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,960 Probably the Irish are a little older. 701 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,200 We're American. We talk about Cowboys. 702 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,800 OK, that's fair. I mean, some people's ancestors 703 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,000 were Irish, but have you guys ever tried the Sprite? 704 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,240 Sprite Tropical. Yes, I have, yeah. 705 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,880 Pretty good. It's very good. 706 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,280 Oh, good. I, I, I I didn't know that that 707 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,680 was a flavor until. They're bringing us frosted 708 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,800 vanilla flavor for the holidays. What for? 709 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,320 Sprite, Yeah. Boom. 710 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,400 Oh, Joey's wife's yelling at him. 711 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,560 You're wasting our coffee for a Baja blast. 712 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,400 I hear domestic violence happening. 713 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,320 Your punch is being thrown. Joey like they're thrown at 714 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,080 Joey. Is Michigan one of those states 715 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:26,400 where if a domestic dispute or domestic violence, whatever call 716 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,840 is made, someone is going to jail no matter what? 717 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,000 Let's look it up, Jimmy, pull it up for me. 718 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,239 OK, I I don't know what that I don't know what that term. 719 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,840 There's a certain term. If I call the cops in Michigan 720 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:46,360 with somebody going to jail? I heard it say D's a first time 721 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,800 domestic assault offense in Michigan is typically charged as 722 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,480 a misdemeanor. Doesn't say. 723 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,000 OK, so I mean, it does sound like if if I call the cops at 724 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,480 Joey's house, somebody's going to jail. 725 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,040 Probably me. Well, I mean, yeah, it sounds 726 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,480 like domestic violence going on over there. 727 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,360 So I think in Illinois, I think that's the law in Illinois, you 728 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,200 shut up if, if so, if they get called out for domestic, 729 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,280 somebody's going to jail. I'm making coffin. 730 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,480 It does sound like there's a very faint knocking at my front 731 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,880 door every once in a while. Like Cora's heard it. 732 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,520 I just heard it. Oh, really? 733 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,600 What the heck that is? Yeah. 734 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,520 Ghosts. Real subtle. 735 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,840 Real quiet Ghosts, probably. Ghosts. 736 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,800 Wow Skinwalker, they want you to come outside. 737 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,360 I think you should go and I'll be right there to be with you. 738 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,200 I think you should answer the door with a loaded gun in your 739 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,760 hand and go. Man, I walked outside and I just 740 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,040 heard. Oh yeah? 741 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,960 What up, baby? So here's what you do, Joe. 742 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,800 Joe, you grab your shotgun, have it loaded, OK? 743 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,560 Yeah, yeah. Drip down to your boxers and 744 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,280 socks, of course. Very intimidating. 745 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:49,120 And then step out onto your porch and then put the shotgun 746 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,600 between your arms and your head. Put your arms back like that and 747 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,600 just kind of like look around. And then I go through to walk 748 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:01,760 through the door. Yeah, I. 749 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,520 Turn to the side. Instant aura loss. 750 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,000 Because I know. I know Iowa is one of those 751 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,640 states where if if a call for domestic violence is called, 752 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,120 someone is going to jail. Oh really? 753 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,280 I didn't know that. Yes, Carolina is. 754 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,760 I think Tennessee is. Oklahoma is. 755 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,760 Even if no one is doing anything. 756 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,240 They, they, they got called, They're like, hey, look, we're 757 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,800 here. Paperwork started filed. 758 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,200 Even even if like it's like, it's like, it's like a situation 759 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:41,040 where like if say like one of the spouses was beating on the 760 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,720 other, but then the victim like doesn't want to press charges 761 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,280 and then the cops go away. That doesn't happen. 762 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,080 There is an arrest that is going to be made no matter what. 763 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,560 Somebody's going to jail, somebody's going to get meet 764 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,680 Bubba in prison. Whether it's the wife or the 765 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,920 husband, somebody's wife can be abusive too. 766 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:03,160 Because I I was involved in, not myself personally, but neighbors 767 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,080 of ours that happened to be friends. 768 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,760 That just looks so unappetizing, Joey. 769 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,560 It looks gross. You're muted. 770 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,360 Oh, this is coffee. This is nothing is mixed in 771 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,400 this. Sorry, not. 772 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,560 Let you. Why does it look weak? 773 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,560 It's espresso and we she just put a bunch of ice in it. 774 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,280 Oh OK, OK, here's the Baja. The guy even used 0. 775 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,400 OK, so we're. Going to do this live on podcast 776 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,200 all right. OK. 777 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,920 All right. He used cold brew coffee. 778 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,600 This is espresso, you know, with ice, so it might be a little 779 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,240 different, but yeah. There goes getting poured in. 780 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,520 All right, just. Looks so just looks so 781 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,800 unappetizing. Looks like. 782 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,920 Cold foam on top. I'm super not excited for this. 783 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,080 You're the one that said you wanted to try it. 784 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,560 I know, but like, now that I'm actually here, like in the 785 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,960 moment, like at the edge of the Cliff, I don't want to jump. 786 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,240 The edge of the Cliff. All right, smell test. 787 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,880 Jump, Jump. Jump, Jump, jump, jump. 788 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,840 It's kind of weird smell, kind of smells good. 789 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,120 You know, that's what I thought when I first smelled you. 790 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,240 That smells good. I kind of want to take a bite 791 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:11,560 out of them. That's the worst thing ever. 792 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,320 I. I hate this. 793 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,800 I truly hate this. Oh wow, truly. 794 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,400 With all that is in me. Wow. 795 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,440 Yay, Mad Joe is back. Yay, Mad Joe is back. 796 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,240 I'm. Mad about it. 797 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,680 I'm not mad about it. I just. 798 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,600 You seem super pissed. Yeah, you seem really pissed. 799 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,480 You're throwing a lot of. Good in your room right now? 800 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,360 This is not good at all. I don't. 801 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,880 Know if you're able to keep on when you're like punching the 802 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,880 air like that. Yeah, that being said. 803 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,440 At all. That being said, I think you, I 804 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,080 think you would like it, Bob, because for some reason this 805 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,640 tastes like alcohol. This tastes like beer. 806 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,000 Really. OK, try it. 807 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,960 I really wish you could, it tastes like alcohol. 808 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,880 The. Coffee in the in the sweet like 809 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,600 tropical Baja, they cancel each other out and what you're left. 810 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,720 With OK, I think is a. Slightly fizzy, foamy, kind of 811 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,240 almost. I think I could kind of, I think 812 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,600 I pick up what you're laying down. 813 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,120 It's it tastes like alcohol, it tastes like beer. 814 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:16,640 OK, so there's a, there's a particular, there's a bourbon 815 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:21,920 that I kind of like. It's Old Forester, the 1920 they 816 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,760 somehow, and they do it with one of their others. 817 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:30,040 I think it's the 1910 recipe, but but the 1920 keeps somehow 818 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,840 keeps the sour mash flavor suddenly in the background in 819 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,960 the whiskey and it's it's it kind of tastes like there's a a 820 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,320 beer in it. I think I see what you're 821 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,280 saying. There's kind of a sour there's 822 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,080 conversation flavor to it. I can see that. 823 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,760 I can see it. I don't I don't know if that 824 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,640 would be good or not. I would try it. 825 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,640 I would try. It I don't think it would be 826 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,640 good. Well, I guess I'll have to get 827 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:58,840 some Baja Blast and try it. I may in the future I might want 828 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,160 to use regular for the sweetness because I use zero and the guy 829 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,080 used zero too and he said it was good. 830 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,600 So this is. I really can't see it being 831 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,680 great. And you used espresso, So 832 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,000 espresso is going to closely mimic strong cold brew. 833 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,760 Yeah. Because it's a stronger, you 834 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,960 know, coffee. Yeah. 835 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,640 I really just couldn't see it being all that great. 836 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:25,120 Derek standing menacingly. I can hear you. 837 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,880 That's what the women in his closet see every time he opens 838 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:33,000 the door, too. I screenshotted it, don't worry. 839 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,120 There's a man in his Whitey tight. 840 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:42,760 He's just ripping ass. Please stop. 841 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,640 So now, now Joey's throwing in his coffee mixture at his wife. 842 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,280 He's yelling at her. Now we got to call the cops and 843 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,360 she's going to jail. She's going to jail. 844 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,000 He burnt the coffee. She burnt the coffee. 845 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,240 That's poisoning. That's Dang it. 846 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,320 She tried to murder him. She did. 847 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,920 That's attempted. That's attempted. 848 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,120 Yeah. That's a shame. 849 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,760 That's true. Yeah, that sucks. 850 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,960 I liked her. Yeah, but she's got to go. 851 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,640 Cora's going to grow up without a mom. 852 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,360 Dang it again. No Orange is the New Black 853 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,760 Season 12 is going to start. Season 12 Nah. 854 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,240 It's just me depending. I'm a woman in prison. 855 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,320 Doing all the lesbian scenes. Yeah, I'm a lesbian. 856 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,000 Don't. Worry. 857 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,440 I swear it. I mean, oh, mind the beard. 858 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,880 It just shows that I'm the alpha. 859 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:41,320 I'm the alpha lesbian. The alpha lesbian Alexis wanted 860 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,880 to try that coffee. She didn't like it either. 861 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,840 Yeah, so bad she's going to jail. 862 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,840 It's probably going to be me, let's be honest. 863 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,040 No, we called it on her. So yeah. 864 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,400 Oh, thank you. You're. 865 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,160 Welcome. Thank you. 866 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,480 I got you and I've been trying to get rid of her. 867 00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:02,080 Someones got someones got UTT. Cora has been kind of lately so. 868 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,840 Do we need to call the cops on her too? 869 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,000 Okay, I will. And the dog is. 870 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,120 I don't like the dog either. You have a dog animal control, 871 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,240 don't you? Yeah, take care of the. 872 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,200 Not calling animal control. Give the dog to me. 873 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,360 All right. Let it outside and let it roam 874 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,880 free, no? Yeah, yeah, I got a dog. 875 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,720 She's cool, but she's, I think she's autistic. 876 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,000 I'm not. I'm just going to say it. 877 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,160 Your dog let me better, OK? Can I bet that dog? 878 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,520 Yeah, I want to bet a dog. Well, pointing at an alligator. 879 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,040 Can I bet that? No, I bet the alligator. 880 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,680 Nice girl. With an alligator, you have to. 881 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,760 It's all about in being in the right place. 882 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,000 Same as with a snake. Don't let them roll you. 883 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,600 And women. And women. 884 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,520 And women, you're right. And women, you're right place. 885 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,400 You just got to be out of their reach. 886 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:55,200 Shut up in there. No, I turned my head to stand 887 00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:01,720 there, basically in the doorway. It likes the fire, the fire of 888 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,440 fear in them. It's fun, time and everything 889 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,480 out like a little team. How do you make me do this to 890 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:12,160 you? It's your fault I'm hurting you. 891 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,120 Just stop resisting. Why'd you make your? 892 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,800 Calls let me pour the tea. Let me love you. 893 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,280 Let me love you, Let me spoil you. 894 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,120 Try this Baha blast coffee. Yeah. 895 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,640 I don't like it. I really want you guys to try 896 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,560 it. No, I'm good. 897 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,160 I will. It's truly it's. 898 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,240 Truly awful. I don't like different brand of. 899 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,640 Awful to. Start with SO. 900 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,120 Oh, you don't so. Baja Blast is like the best 901 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,480 tasting drain cleaner fluid that you could get. 902 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,720 The same cleaner. What's this thing the battery 903 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:51,600 acid besides monster? Yeah. 904 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,840 I call it drain cleaner. Toilet bowl cleaner, if you 905 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,120 will. Drain I remember. 906 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,760 When I used it, it's delicious Will. 907 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,320 Delicious. Delicious. 908 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,920 It's healthier. Drink cleaner. 909 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,960 Yeah, it is. Drains out your intestines. 910 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,440 And your sanity. And your bowels? 911 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,640 That too, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 912 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,920 For rectal. Use only, yeah, only butt 913 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,840 chuggers here. Only butt chuggers. 914 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,800 And there's the title. I don't know, I thought, I 915 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,960 thought alpha lesbian. I'm the alpha lesbian. 916 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,440 Went pretty hard. That was pretty good. 917 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,760 That's a weird tasting burp. Yeah, I can taste it all over 918 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,720 again. So. 919 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,800 Like, I've had, I've had the the for a while. 920 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,960 I don't know if they still sell it. 921 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,760 They had they sold coffee with Coke in it. 922 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:39,960 Yeah. Wow. 923 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,840 I'm so sorry. They sold Coke with coffee in 924 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:43,720 it. Yeah, my apology. 925 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,640 Yeah. And that I, I actually liked 926 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,680 that. That was pretty decent. 927 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,720 The Colombian coffee also has some coke in it, so. 928 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,480 There you go. There you go. 929 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,360 That's why I like Colombian more than a rabbit. 930 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:55,200 And. A valley. 931 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,520 It makes sense a little more. Yeah. 932 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,560 Last doesn't make sense. It doesn't know any caliber. 933 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:06,120 When we were in Indiana, you know, I was around 7 elevens for 934 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:12,320 the first time in my life. There was a there was a that 935 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,480 they had, what was it? Banana. 936 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,120 Coconut coffee. Thank you. 937 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,960 Come again? They always have a strange brew 938 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,640 and it was a brewed coffee. It wasn't a coffee that had like 939 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,480 a syrup added to it. Banana. 940 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,840 Coconut, it was a flavored coffee and it was, I think it 941 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,720 was banana coconut I think was the flavor. 942 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:32,960 And I, I was, I was intimidated by it, but I tried it and I 943 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,640 actually thought it was OK. It's not something I would have 944 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,400 thought would have been good, but coconut coffee is pretty 945 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,480 decent. Yeah, probably the same one that 946 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,800 you were, that you tried to convince you were British. 947 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:53,680 Anyway, the let's not go there. The source. 948 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,720 I'm coconut. That's not up my alley, that's 949 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,240 that's for sure. Isn't it? 950 00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,400 In it. I mean it is a rough. 951 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:07,080 Rough, rough. What else says all? 952 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:12,040 Right and now, bro, ain't it? I got a bowl of water. 953 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,600 That's bottle of water so. What are we doing? 954 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,200 Tonight, boys. Like I said, I got some weird 955 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,080 news we can talk about. Let's do a couple of would you 956 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,760 rathers listen. Do it. 957 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,080 OK, OK. What are we going to do first? 958 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,280 You guys rock paper. Scissors. 959 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,280 Whoever can show their me, show me their penis. 960 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:44,240 The fastest wins go. I wasn't even playing Yes, just. 961 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,440 I'm so glad you guys took that as a joke and not a serious 962 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,000 Yeah, my my, my, my pecker is out. 963 00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:03,200 If I stand, the desk is going to go with, so I'm rocking up my 964 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:03,640 shirt. I'm. 965 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,880 Talking to my shirt. My shirt. 966 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,800 Normally I strap it to my leg, down to my knee, but this time I 967 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,840 decided to good take it up, you know? 968 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:21,000 Yeah, that reminds me, what? Just this is a weird. 969 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,320 OK. Thing, yeah, you had a 970 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,800 vasectomy. Did they tape up your Wiener for 971 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,240 they do that? No, no. 972 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,520 I've heard that sometimes they use tape. 973 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,640 I was in stirrups. I was in stirrups and I was, I 974 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,440 was angled where my head was down. 975 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,840 That's wild. I don't. 976 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,040 I don't. Think I was in it. 977 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,840 Was a. Very vulnerable position so. 978 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,560 Basically, when the doc sat down on his little rolly stool, my 979 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,920 balls were like right in the face. 980 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,440 Right up in there. Yeah. 981 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,720 Wow. I so for so for me. 982 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,240 Everybody does do it differently. 983 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,720 They were, yeah. So I don't, I think I just laid 984 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,080 there. I don't remember any kind of 985 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,680 special position or anything that there was a nurse in there 986 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,720 for a minute and then she left once he started the procedure. 987 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,960 So I so, you know, in case so I wouldn't be embarrassed, which, 988 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,800 you know, I appreciate it. And it was. 989 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,040 I don't think that's avoidable, well, to be honest. 990 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,680 I'd honestly, I'd a lot rather have, you know, a guy that's 991 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,240 done a million of them. You know, I don't want to, I 992 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,320 don't want to scare the girl. You know, let me get a let me 993 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:32,000 get a semi so. Like right, That's a really 994 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,880 weird. Yeah, honestly, do they have to 995 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,080 shave? No, you shave you. 996 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:44,320 So some, some will do it there. Mine, mine said I had to. 997 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,560 I had to shave myself. He didn't. 998 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,880 I didn't get shaved and he didn't tell me to shave. 999 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,080 No kidding. I don't CLS. 1000 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,040 Oh wow, that really gets. I did. 1001 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,280 I did as as a courtesy to him, like shower right before I went 1002 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,040 there. That's very nice of you. 1003 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,240 And that's another thing. I heard a comedian say that the 1004 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,600 doctor came in with gloves and said I have to professionally 1005 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,760 clean it. Yorked off they do. 1006 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,600 Yeah. They're strange, working, odd. 1007 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,360 Just. I was. 1008 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,480 I was told I needed to shave down to my knees. 1009 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,920 Geez. No, I'm finding a new Doctor. 1010 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,760 I'm sorry. No, not. 1011 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,640 That big of a deal? No, Sir, I just don't. 1012 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,640 I don't want to do that, so I shouldn't have to do that. 1013 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,360 I don't know, I think I would feel very uncomfortable having a 1014 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,080 doctor, even a doctor look at my hairy chocolate starfish like I 1015 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,520 don't. Doctor, breathe on your 1016 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,160 chocolate starfish. I would not. 1017 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,040 I would. I would immediately. 1018 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,880 I would not rather that at all. No, no. 1019 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,760 If if I if I ever decide to do a colonoscopy thing, I'm I'm 1020 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,280 definitely going for the cola guard. 1021 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,440 What the heck? Is that what? 1022 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,560 That's when you. You poop in a box. 1023 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,120 A condom. You poop in a box. 1024 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,200 You poop in a box and send it away. 1025 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,840 A regular colonoscopy. They give you stuff that cleans. 1026 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,720 Yourself a medical procedure. Yeah, yeah, they put you they. 1027 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:10,600 Put that for a guy outside the the past five years. 1028 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,920 The video inserted cameras. I was clean. 1029 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:21,360 Yeah, memes if you go to minute 215 minute. 2:15. 1030 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,120 Start watching there. Halo and the Master Chief 1031 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,040 Collection. Want the devil? 1032 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,320 2:15. 2:15. Oh, that's an ad. 1033 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,000 DLC may be swarming. With Covenant Marines, but 1034 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,040 you'll have the Master Chief back in your book. 1035 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,240 My eyes and. Ears go to donkey go. 1036 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,480 Why is the video channel now just draining our? 1037 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,600 Balls what? The description for the video 1038 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,080 channel. I didn't do that. 1039 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,480 Who did that? I don't know, Mr. Master. 1040 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,000 Was that you? What? 1041 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,480 I don't think. So are we draining our balls? 1042 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,200 No. Yeah, that's me. 1043 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,640 I don't know why I did that. I made it better, don't worry. 1044 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,160 It was funny. My penis. 1045 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:11,320 Inside each other even it takes. Cortana, you remember fight 1046 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,800 cycles ago? Did you see my peener? 1047 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,120 Not that I care or anything, but. 1048 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,960 That's pretty fun. But weird news? 1049 00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,760 Let's talk about weird news. Yeah, now that we talked about 1050 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,360 doctors. So Speaking of. 1051 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,440 Peener. Sports earlier and actually hold 1052 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,040 on wait we have to have like the news like the. 1053 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,440 Like. Thunder Action News reporter 1054 00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,480 and. Yay. 1055 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,800 For the truth. Oh. 1056 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:52,240 So earlier, earlier we were speaking about sports, right? 1057 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,480 And you know, all that, all that kind of fun stuff. 1058 00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:01,040 And you guys, you guys know a lot about the the, the WNBA. 1059 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,960 Yeah. Please don't like us. 1060 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,720 OK, I know about it. You don't know anything about 1061 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:08,360 it. OK, well this new story here 1062 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:14,200 comes from the NYPD and they nabbed the alleged WNBA sex toy 1063 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,360 tosser. Oh yeah, I think. 1064 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:22,920 Bro I'm crazy, so essentially they keep throwing dildos onto 1065 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,720 the port under the court while they're playing? 1066 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,600 They should do that at regular NBA games to show some. 1067 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,840 They've started doing it at NFL Combine. 1068 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:40,320 Do they have to sneak that in? Yes, yes, I think that they've 1069 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,240 got to sneak past security. Wait, I know just. 1070 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:46,200 One of those I don't think security guards looking 1071 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:50,720 specifically looking for dildos was on my bingo card for 2025. 1072 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,560 No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all. 1073 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,800 Not normally, but it seems like they've they've started to catch 1074 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,400 the the people responsible for it. 1075 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:03,360 So good for them now, travelling across the world or across the 1076 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:10,640 pond as, as the British say, a woman delivered her own baby in 1077 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,800 her car while travelling to the hospital at 60 mph. 1078 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,200 Oh. That's a That's a woman I want 1079 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,840 to marry. That's dangerous. 1080 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:26,280 She named the kid Carson. So I mean the hats off to you, 1081 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,280 lady. Little or little little lady? 1082 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,840 What's it? Was it delivered when she had to 1083 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,520 stop at the stoplight? Yeah, so my comments asked how 1084 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:38,480 hard it is. She's like, but you know, yeah, 1085 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,960 it is What? Boy, what do you do with that? 1086 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,400 Just sitting, just sitting on your lap. 1087 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,280 The rest of the. Just kind of holding it like I 1088 00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,920 don't know what. To do or you just go home, I 1089 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,120 don't know. Everything's I don't need the 1090 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,800 hospital anymore. I'm going to stop at McDonald's. 1091 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,040 You want anything? Oh, you're. 1092 00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:02,520 Just going you want some. I I've got a pretty good one. 1093 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,440 What's that This this? Is a weird 1. 1094 00:54:05,240 --> 00:54:09,520 So a Michigan Auto Workers wallet was found under a hood in 1095 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:15,120 Minnesota 151,000 miles later. So for more than a decade this 1096 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:18,600 this Michigan Auto workers, he was a Ford worker. 1097 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:23,000 His wallet was trapped in the the the engine Bay of of a 1098 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,720 vehicle and they found a mechanic found it when they went 1099 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,440 in to do some work. So they messaged him on Facebook 1100 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:33,600 and and got it back to him. Geez, you put your whole wallet 1101 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,760 up there. Yeah, I'm not sure why that 1102 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:39,000 would have happened, but yeah. It's better than a cat. 1103 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,280 It was in a 2015 Ford Edge. It's edging. 1104 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,640 I'm edging. Everlasting. 1105 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,840 LLC. So. 1106 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,160 Remember FTS? You guys didn't know Putin 1107 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,960 recently traveled to Alaska? Did you guys know that? 1108 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the meeting. 1109 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,640 Yeah, for, you know, the big meeting where nothing happened. 1110 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,800 But did you know? That. 1111 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,680 Putin carries around a a Pooh case. 1112 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,680 What? What? 1113 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,240 I'm sorry. Yeah, some of his guys carry 1114 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:14,040 around a poop suitcase. So whenever he goes poo poo, 1115 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:17,480 they put it into a suitcase. And that way none of his 1116 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:22,400 excrement can be captured and studied to see, to test to see 1117 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,240 if he's like any, like he's sick or have any diseases or anything 1118 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:25,920 like that. So. 1119 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,440 So that means he's probably sick and has diseases. 1120 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,600 They more than likely. But my mom, my mom got mad at me 1121 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,040 for having a pee drawer. OK. 1122 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:38,080 Yeah. Imagine being the guy. 1123 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,160 Imagine being the guy that's like, oh mom, I just got hired 1124 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,240 to work for president, President Putin and blah, blah, blah, 1125 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,160 great honey, what are you doing? I. 1126 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,880 I don't know. I I'll tell you after my first 1127 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,800 day, he comes back. I only handled the poop case. 1128 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,880 The poop, the secret. I am Secret Service. 1129 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,520 Secret Service will serve my country. 1130 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,920 Oh, Alexei, I'm so happy for you what you get to do on the job on 1131 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,520 your first day. I want. 1132 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,440 To talk about. It. 1133 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,320 Meow, I don't want to talk about it. 1134 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,560 I saw the. Leader of our country, squatting 1135 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:21,480 naked, bottomless over suitcase. He hasn't pooped directly in it, 1136 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,160 does he? It sounds like they have bags 1137 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,240 that he takes to the bathroom with and he poops the bag. 1138 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:34,120 OK, so at least at least they put like a I'm assuming they put 1139 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:38,400 the bag over the the the toilet bowl and then he poops in it so 1140 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,720 it drops in. I'm assuming so, yeah. 1141 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:43,600 Does he wrap it up and like give it to the guy or does the guy 1142 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,440 have to go in and retrieve? The bag ergonomics wise, is it 1143 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,880 one of those that has like the the like scrunchy and like 1144 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,320 rubber ends? So that it's. 1145 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,880 Not immediately closes. When I was getting tested, when 1146 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:58,080 I was getting tested for Crohn's disease, I had to poop in like, 1147 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,480 like the jars that you pee in normally, you know? 1148 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,800 That's way too small. Well, it was a bigger jar, but 1149 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,400 what they did? Is 1 minute. 1150 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,000 Jar, I didn't have to poop at the moment, right? 1151 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,840 So they gave me this thing and essentially it fits in between 1152 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,400 like the toilet bowl and the first seat, like the seat that 1153 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,680 you sit on and then like the jar, like hooks to the bottom of 1154 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,880 it. So essentially you're pooping in 1155 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,920 like this big thing. It's like the shape of your 1156 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,600 toilet bowl and it goes into the jar. 1157 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,920 Yeah, but it's a jar. Probably wouldn't fit in a 1158 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:29,640 pretty. Gross. 1159 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,240 Like it stinks, you know? Well, if you put the jar in 1160 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,800 sideways, yeah it would. I don't know. 1161 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:42,040 All right, a woman issues a public apology after biohazard 1162 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,720 diarrhea cancels flight for hundreds of passengers. 1163 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,040 We talked about this one last time, didn't we? 1164 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,840 Except it was a guy. No, this is a late case. 1165 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:55,720 Megan Reinstein took the TikTok to tell her followers how she 1166 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,960 personally got a United flight cancelled last year. 1167 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,720 That's not something to brag about. 1168 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,520 No, it really. No. 1169 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,080 Diarrhea matched with sudden nausea. 1170 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,520 I'm sure of where to vomit in the small sink. 1171 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:12,040 She finally flung the door open mid flight, yelling for help the 1172 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:16,080 flying back to the bathroom with a plastic bag where she spent 1173 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,880 the next hour half alternating between vomiting and diarrhea. 1174 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,320 After landing the rest of the passengers empty the plan, Megan 1175 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,560 was informed that the next flight had to be cancelled. 1176 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,600 Because of her diarrhea everywhere. 1177 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,560 And throw up. She's. 1178 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:33,560 Funny story, I just got back from vacation in Tennessee and 1179 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:38,640 as you guys know, I suffer from no chronic poopness, but which 1180 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,000 also comes with like chronic gas. 1181 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,520 So they're often, you know, similar. 1182 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,080 Nice. It's great. 1183 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,680 Even the same. So the kids we, we went to like 1184 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:55,920 this, like you paid like as like 2020 bucks a person and you had 1185 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,440 access to like you could do like this great, like this huge 1186 00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:59,880 mirror maze. Then you could do like this 1187 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:05,840 laser maze type thing. You could do like bumper cars 1188 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:10,680 and there's something else too. So we did the, we did the, the 1189 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,960 mirror maze, which that was fun. And we did like the laser thing. 1190 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,960 You got like, dodge all these lasers and stuff in it. 1191 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,640 Like I'm rolling around on the ground and everything else. 1192 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,840 My stomach's gurgling at me, right? 1193 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,760 It's like, yeah, I got to go to the bathroom and it's like, 1194 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,480 right, But it hold on. So it's like processing 1195 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:27,080 everything and turning into gas. So I'm farting a little bit here 1196 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,520 and there. Well, then I feel like a big one 1197 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,880 coming on. So all right, you know, I'm 1198 00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:34,160 going to stand in place over here like on the other side of 1199 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,080 the room. And so like I'm just staying in 1200 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,400 there, right? And then all of a sudden it 1201 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,960 builds, builds and it's nice and silent and it's like, all right, 1202 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,360 OK. And so I walk over because you 1203 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,880 have to hand like the worker, like the tickets to be like, oh, 1204 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,720 Yep, you did this. OK, Now which one do you want to 1205 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,360 go do? So I walk all the way over. 1206 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:55,600 I'm probably good 50 feet. And it followed me the entire 1207 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,120 oh. No. 1208 00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,360 And when I tell you this, it it got rains, it's no. 1209 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,400 Terrible. It's like. 1210 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,600 What? Is that? 1211 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,040 That's shark. I'm like, shut up, shut up, you 1212 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,120 know, lady. Dad's doing it. 1213 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,000 Lysol behind the counter. She was uh oh, we ain't doing 1214 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:15,760 that. She's like. 1215 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:23,680 Oh man, sorry. So we have a condition. 1216 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,760 I'm going to go stand outside now. 1217 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:26,960 Oh. Man. 1218 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,800 So I used to, I was legendary at work. 1219 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,480 I used to have really bad gas all the time. 1220 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,440 I don't now that I have a bidet. I don't know. 1221 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,280 I don't I'm not saying that would fix your problem, but it 1222 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,160 did me so. But my farts were legendary. 1223 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,360 Everybody knew when I farted, you needed to run. 1224 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,920 Well, I let one go in the locker room because it's funny. 1225 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,120 You're in there, right? Like you get your guy, you get 1226 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,360 your buddies back and. Forth the acoustics are great 1227 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,480 for it. Yeah. 1228 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,640 I let. One go and I looked at Lenny and 1229 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,160 I was like, don't mess with this one. 1230 01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:02,640 It's a fighter. And he pulls out his Febreze, 1231 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,400 right? Because he sprays Febreze in his 1232 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:09,120 shoes and he sprays the air with the Febreze because he smelled 1233 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:10,440 it and he hit it with the Febreze. 1234 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,200 And I was like, I'm telling you, man, it's a fighter. 1235 01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,360 Leave it alone. Just let it do it. 1236 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,440 And he goes it. Came. 1237 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,960 Through the Febreze and smacked him in the face and he's like 1238 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,520 what the heck? And he sprays again and he steps 1239 01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:26,320 back and it hit him again and he's like, it just keeps busting 1240 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,080 through. And I told. 1241 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,800 You, man. I felt delighted. 1242 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:35,560 I let it go. Yeah. 1243 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,280 So I do have a sad story to report. 1244 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,760 Oh no. Dang it, this is in Haranya, 1245 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,560 which is, I believe somewhere in the Middle East. 1246 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,560 Haranya, I know you. It's. 1247 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:51,960 In India, it's in India. Pregnant goat dies after being 1248 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,160 gang raped by 8 men. What? 1249 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:58,520 Arun and Jafar among accused. How did they get it pregnant? 1250 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:03,200 Well, why the goat, apparently. The goat was valued at some 1251 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:07,240 ₹20,000. Hey, you guys want to bang that 1252 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:09,200 goat? Yeah. 1253 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,800 Gross. Jeez. 1254 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:18,000 Wait, it was in India? He was in India, yeah. ₹20,000, 1255 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:25,800 yeah, that's $220. They killed it. 1256 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,440 It died. What do they? 1257 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,280 How did they die? I don't. 1258 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,920 I'm. Quite one of them must have been 1259 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,640 packing. I'm going to seriously give it 1260 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:40,680 to this good. It is going to feel my wrath. 1261 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:50,360 Daily. No, Oh my God. 1262 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,520 That somehow made it so much like so much more real. 1263 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,360 Admir would come over here, get on the other. 1264 01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,000 Side. That's this is divine. 1265 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,800 That's a real word. Verbatim what? 1266 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,680 What was said? Wait, what? 1267 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,920 That's what Joe said. That's that's what they said 1268 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,800 when they were I stole this goat head Bob. 1269 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,280 Thing. I stole that good. 1270 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:20,640 Wow. You guys want to just destroy 1271 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:25,760 this good sexually in his sexual manner? 1272 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,800 That is exactly what I was thinking. 1273 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,000 Like I was. Like wow you? 1274 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:36,440 Really do have the same mind. Oh my goodness. 1275 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:40,960 I go first, then you go, then he takes the other side. 1276 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,840 Then we all need to. Snack after work I'm just doing. 1277 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:46,880 It's not racist. Yeah, all right. 1278 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,680 Wow. So I said. 1279 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:53,720 Oregon Oregon is apparently coming from Florida's title. 1280 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,840 So Oregon man tosses lit firework at woman, sets 4U, 1281 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:03,080 hauls capless gas thief on fire. So an Oregon Marion is fixing 1282 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,960 criminal charges after police say he ignited A tossed large 1283 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,520 firework during a parking lot, spat and accidentally set 4 1284 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,720 moving trucks on fire, as well as someone who was secretly 1285 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,480 siphoning gas from one of them. Oh my. 1286 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,520 Soul Hero. Unrelated case. 1287 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:22,200 During the exchange of words, Hannah lit a mortar style 1288 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,800 firework from inside his car and threw it at the woman who ran 1289 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,080 for cover. Yay. 1290 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,000 Then the rest of the articles blanked out. 1291 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,880 I gotta pay like 12 bucks for never mind I'll die, but still. 1292 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,000 Yeah, we'll never know, but somebody is dead. 1293 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,720 They die from it. Well, yeah, set the guy on fire. 1294 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:44,240 Yeah, the gas thief, yeah. Well, I mean, why are you 1295 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,040 stealing gas like? I didn't think you could do that 1296 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:48,920 anymore. Maybe you don't deserve death, 1297 01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:52,440 but there's always a chance that somebody can throw a firework at 1298 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,800 you while you're stealing gas. You're dealing with a little 1299 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,560 substance. You always run that risk, right? 1300 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,640 You got to assume when you do the crime, it's like when you go 1301 01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,880 into somebody's house when you're a burglar. 1302 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,040 Yeah, always. The risk that they're packing, 1303 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,840 you might be shot. This here. 1304 01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,680 And Speaking of Speaking of Florida, let's just go ahead and 1305 01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:14,000 jump right back to it. Florida man wearing Batman 1306 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,120 pajamas thwarts burglary, detained suspects before police 1307 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,720 arrive. You see what I mean? 1308 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,640 No, it's always a chance. No this. 1309 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:26,920 Guy in Batman pajamas or naked. Stop shooting burglary. 1310 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:31,720 Let me save this photo here and and put it on in the in the chat 1311 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,160 here. Please yes. 1312 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:38,840 This is, I think, by far the most important thing I've seen. 1313 01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,640 Where did you put it? I'm putting it in memes. 1314 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:44,360 It's. A onesie. 1315 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:49,440 It's a onesie. I had that as a pajama when I 1316 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:55,160 was a kid, no. A man in Florida proves that not 1317 01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:58,440 all heroes wear capes after he thwarted A burglary and detained 1318 01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:00,440 A suspect, all while wearing Batman pajamas. 1319 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,400 Thank a neighbor in his Batman pajamas. 1320 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,000 Another burglary suspect was put behind bars, police said. 1321 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,640 At approximately 2:03 AM on Wednesday, police responded to a 1322 01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:13,280 burglary in progress at a home at Southeast Cape Coral. 1323 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,240 When they arrived on scene, they found the suspect already 1324 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:19,040 detained by Kyle Myvett, who's dressed in a Batman onesie. 1325 01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,000 In. Fact since he had gone to bed 1326 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,320 when his home security cameras alerted him to someone breaking 1327 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,720 into his vehicle. So my vet still supporting his 1328 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,320 pyjamas went outside to investigate, saw the suspect 1329 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:32,560 rummaging through his truck. Moments later, police found the 1330 01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:35,080 suspects in his neighbor's garage. 1331 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,440 Oh, he found the same suspect in the neighbor's garage and 1332 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,360 detained him until officers arrived. 1333 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:45,240 Police said the suspect, identified as 20 year old Justin 1334 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,400 Schimple, allegedly broke into my vet's vehicle along with the 1335 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,680 neighbors and stole multiple items including two pairs of 1336 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:54,800 Rabian sunglasses worth $300 each, cash and woman's wristlet, 1337 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:56,920 and more than $500 in gift cards. 1338 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:00,040 Jeez. The suspect, who police said is 1339 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:02,880 known to law enforcement from prior investigations, were 1340 01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:05,560 charged of two counts of burglary and petty theft. 1341 01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:10,240 Blah blah blah, Yeah, so imagine that, you know, being so down in 1342 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,720 your luck, you've got to you got to break into people's cars and 1343 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,720 now all of a sudden you're. And then? 1344 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,440 You're being attacked by a man in a in a onesie, you're. 1345 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,080 You're standing. You're standing in the darkness 1346 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,560 of the neighbor's garage, and then you just look over and he's 1347 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,520 standing there in the doorway as a silhouette. 1348 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:32,560 You just see the yellow imprint of the Batman Insignia. 1349 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:43,560 I'm going to stop you. Well, so I also put up some 1350 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,200 pictures and memes. I can see this, yes. 1351 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:50,560 So these are rabbits, you'll have to put these in the Emgar 1352 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:53,960 as as an Emgar link. But these are rabbits in 1353 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:59,720 Colorado that have contracted a virus known as show papilloma 1354 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,480 virus. People call them tentacles, but 1355 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,400 they're actually. I don't like it. 1356 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,440 They're malignant tumors that grow on rabbits, predominantly 1357 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,720 their heads, and it causes raised red rough legions, which 1358 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:14,160 are usually larger than 1 centimeter length to sprout from 1359 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,439 their fur. Apparently it doesn't kill them, 1360 01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:19,600 they're more they're kind of like warts. 1361 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,160 I'm sorry, it is a serious form of of skin cancer. 1362 01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:25,920 Yeah, it it says that it will kill them eventually. 1363 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,680 Yeah, but. Yeah, so. 1364 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:32,160 And they say it's not contagious to humans or anything, so far as 1365 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:34,040 they know. Yeah, hopefully not. 1366 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,040 But that's that's crazy, that looks. 1367 01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:37,680 Yeah, they're like clicker rabbits. 1368 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,880 Yeah, right. I found our new Z&D season guys. 1369 01:08:41,319 --> 01:08:45,240 Right, the rabbits. That's kind of freakish. 1370 01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:47,439 They they call them. Holy Hand Grenade ready the. 1371 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:53,240 Holy hand Eater. Wow, that's why. 1372 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,600 Yeah, well, this is just dumb. It's another Florida man. 1373 01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:02,040 Sorry, you know how fishermen, when they catch a nice big fish, 1374 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,920 they'll hold it up and be like, look what I caught? 1375 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:05,600 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1376 01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:09,680 So he did that and he was with a lemon shark. 1377 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:15,080 The shark was still alive, so it reached over and and bit him. 1378 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:21,520 Tore off a good chunk of his arm from the leg to have a big chunk 1379 01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,200 of his leg on his birthday of all things. 1380 01:09:23,359 --> 01:09:25,439 Yeah, you can't post that on your grinder now. 1381 01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:29,520 Yeah, yeah. Wow. 1382 01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,760 You don't know what, what, what a wild animal's gonna do, you 1383 01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,399 know? So that happens. 1384 01:09:34,399 --> 01:09:36,439 You know we're in his territory during this is. 1385 01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:39,279 That what he said. Yeah, that's what he said from 1386 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,920 the hospital bed as they're trying to figure out how to 1387 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,000 reattach his leg. Yeah, I think you should 1388 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,760 probably make sure it's dead first. 1389 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,120 If he's holding it up and a bit in his leg then it's almost the 1390 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:52,080 same size as him. It is the same size as him. 1391 01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:54,640 That's insane. I don't mess with that. 1392 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,520 I just, I don't. Understand that like. 1393 01:09:56,560 --> 01:10:00,360 I'm gonna choke it out first. Yeah, you choke a shark. 1394 01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:02,760 I don't. Know can't you, you just you 1395 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:05,320 just leave it out in the sunlight long enough till it. 1396 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:10,000 Let it dry out. Yeah, it breathes water, right? 1397 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:14,800 Maybe. Yeah, I can't live on in shore 1398 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,400 forever. So this is my last Florida Man 1399 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,480 story here and then we can hand it over to Cheddar to do our 1400 01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:24,160 Would you rather. But hey this is in Hillsbury, 1401 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,840 Hillsborough. Sorry County Florida. 1402 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,920 Florida Highway traffic stop led to deputies to a mobile 1403 01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:35,320 marijuana farm inside a U-Haul along with 89 lbs of magic 1404 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,400 mushrooms and a single pistol. Dang. 1405 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:42,560 We need the pistol. £89 This sounds like something out of 1406 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:45,240 Trailer Park Boys. Deputies pulled over the 1407 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:48,920 suspects, 32 year old Steven Robinson Robinson and 32 year 1408 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:53,200 old the Candace Slater, expecting furniture cargo, but 1409 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,840 the smell told a different story. 1410 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:57,480 Yeah. That's got a sink from a mile 1411 01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,920 away. Deputies say that they found 1412 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:03,080 over a dozen marijuana plants, oscillating fans, ventilation 1413 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:07,720 system, fertilizer, 47 lbs. Of processed marijuana, 89 lbs. 1414 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:11,800 Of mushrooms and a 9mm pistol. This is definitely something off 1415 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:14,240 a trailer park. Rolling around in the best. 1416 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,120 It's Ricky. It's Ricky. 1417 01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,520 Do you have a Ricky? Ride. 1418 01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:22,040 Don't you have a trailer? Well, I'm homeless but I still. 1419 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:23,760 Want to make one think? About it. 1420 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,040 Think about it, while you're growing your, while you're 1421 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:29,920 growing your, your weed, you can drive around and and get away 1422 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:31,280 from the cops. They'll never find you. 1423 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,120 You're always moving. They say, oh look, he's over 1424 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:35,000 here. I just drive away. 1425 01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:38,000 Totally sounds like something Ricky would say. 1426 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,360 That one's crazy. I've got a real fast one. 1427 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,400 Yeah, yeah. The man who who bought grave 1428 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:49,720 above Marilyn Monroe's buried face down so he could be on top 1429 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:54,280 of her for eternity. Smart man, what do you? 1430 01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,840 Mean this is not. JFK it's. 1431 01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:59,280 Not JFK. Might be. 1432 01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,920 I mean, she's dead. I don't think you want her now, 1433 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:06,720 but. Yeah. 1434 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:10,920 Yeah, it's her. I bet there's people who, Yeah, 1435 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:13,760 that would be gross, yeah. Yucky. 1436 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,920 Agreed. Yeah, I mean, she's a skeleton, 1437 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,640 so. Yeah, icky. 1438 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,800 So there's always that. Yeah. 1439 01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:27,320 Jeez I don't unless she got unless she got cremated she just 1440 01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:28,800 get buried. I don't know. 1441 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,920 Let's go find out. Let's go crack that open. 1442 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:33,760 And that means we gotta go dig up. 1443 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,360 Marilyn Monroe's. Grave. 1444 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:44,120 It's for science. Oh, but yeah, that's been some 1445 01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:47,520 weird news and Florida Man news. And what did they do to that 1446 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:49,080 goat? You're still on the GOAT. 1447 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,360 I can't stop thinking about it. Apparently the ending was they. 1448 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,640 Do it. Let's go steal that goat. 1449 01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,440 Just the why and the how. Me that I is is $220. 1450 01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:05,400 I think that goat. That God wants us to have sex 1451 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:08,080 with it. It makes it on the black black 1452 01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:12,560 market for ₹80,000. Rabbit by the horns. 1453 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:15,680 Oh. No, I'm just gonna. 1454 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:19,720 Absolutely wreck this thing. You know, I thought I haven't 1455 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:23,320 taken shower in like 8 months but then now I smell good. 1456 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,840 No. It is dead now. 1457 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:32,120 Why stop? Look, we got it pregnant. 1458 01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,720 I didn't think that could happen so fast. 1459 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,800 Like I'm just so confused on that. 1460 01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:41,000 Like. She is that poor old goat man. 1461 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:44,680 Poor old woman too. Going to find this is is 1462 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,080 ₹20,000. Goat. 1463 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,440 And all of a sudden, he finds it. 1464 01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:54,200 You guys did what? You did what? 1465 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:56,280 I wish you would just have killed her. 1466 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,440 Why did you have to do all that? Oh shit. 1467 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:06,920 That's. What is wrong with you? 1468 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,080 Damn. Oh man, that's funny. 1469 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:11,520 Could always. I could always pull up some 1470 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,000 $1,000,000 but too. I'd be good too. 1471 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,080 What was the one that we always used to do? 1472 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,240 Is it bad like the crappy superpowers? 1473 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:24,440 We did the bite the onion and then we did the MI the a hole. 1474 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,160 I don't know if we played any other. 1475 01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:28,280 Yeah, we did. We did. 1476 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:32,480 We did $1,000,000 but. Yeah, I think that was it. 1477 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:36,280 OK, yeah, it's called the. Well, it's not called crappy 1478 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,000 superpowers, but you know the other word. 1479 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:41,840 Yeah, Yeah. So here's here's your 1480 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:44,280 superpower. OK, if you choose to have it for 1481 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:50,120 every capable man you kill with your bare hands, you get 2% 1482 01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:55,040 stronger. They're just make me a mass 1483 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,040 murderer. Or just a mass murderer. 1484 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,640 Pretty much that's. A. 1485 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:01,680 Real to. Be fair. 1486 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:09,080 Well, to be fair, eventually after you kill maybe 50 dudes or 1487 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:12,480 whatever, you eventually start the landslide and now you're 1488 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:16,200 able to punch someone so hard they just die. 1489 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,960 And then and then you just like just go through town and you 1490 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,240 just keep getting stronger and stronger so much. 1491 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:26,200 This is saying here so with capable men like the definition 1492 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:29,000 of it is it's referring to any man physically and mentally 1493 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:32,200 capable of defending himself. However they may choose not to. 1494 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,880 They must be between 18 and 60 years old, fully conscious when 1495 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,240 you start the process of killing them. 1496 01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:40,480 Bare hands may not necessarily mean hands, but any harm done to 1497 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:41,840 them must be done directly by you. 1498 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,720 So no traps or weapon. Also strength is very addictive 1499 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:46,840 right? I mean, like you like as a guy, 1500 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,280 you always want to get stronger, right? 1501 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,200 You always want to be stronger. So killing five people will give 1502 01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,640 you you'll be 10% stronger than you were. 1503 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,840 Sick. I wonder how that measures 10% 1504 01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:58,480 like. Well, like we'll. 1505 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,360 Just lift X. What can I lift if? 1506 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:03,440 You can if you like, If you can bench press, you know, 200 lbs. 1507 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:06,520 I was literally just gonna put up 200 lbs as my bench. 1508 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:07,680 Press Yeah. Nice. 1509 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:11,080 So then you'll 10% on that you'll be able to bench 220. 1510 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:16,240 So my Max ever was 250 and so at that point I would be able to, 1511 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:20,880 if I do 5 people, I would be able to lift 275 lbs. 1512 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,360 So The thing is though, with using a percentage every time, 1513 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:29,720 it's going to be not 2% of your original strength, but 2% of 1514 01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:31,440 your new strength. Yeah, it's going to be 1515 01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:33,440 exponential. So it get, yeah, it's 1516 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:35,960 exponential over time. Yeah, that would create a super 1517 01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:37,160 villain. Oh, easily. 1518 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,560 I think it will. Yeah, you're, you're killing 1519 01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,880 people non-stop. I mean a Dexter at best. 1520 01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:45,920 Yeah, a Dexter at best. Yeah, I'm only going to kill bad 1521 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:48,160 people. Only because they're killing the 1522 01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,880 people that I want to kill. I I might do that one. 1523 01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,800 Wait, I have AI have a few. Would you rather's? 1524 01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:58,760 Oh, OK, yeah, do one of those because I have one that's 1525 01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:01,680 perfect for for you, Derek. OK. 1526 01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:06,080 Do we want messed up one or kind of like kind of like ease into 1527 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,280 it? Let's start off like. 1528 01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:08,920 Yeah, let's ease into it a little bit. 1529 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:14,160 Would you rather eat food that is always super salty or always 1530 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:17,720 super spicy? It's salty, spicy, spicy. 1531 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,800 I'd say salty. Salty eventually is going to 1532 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:24,960 make you throw up whereas spicy like you can use liquids to dull 1533 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:27,160 that heat. Yeah, but it doesn't dull it 1534 01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:28,680 when it comes out the other end though. 1535 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:30,760 Yeah, you're living the life of a coal miner. 1536 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,520 They always have. They can. 1537 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,200 Only eat spice with the Super salty super salty food. 1538 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:38,360 You just have to drink like a crap ton of water to help dilute 1539 01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,040 that. Yeah, you're going to feel 1540 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:43,040 bloated, sure. But yeah, I like, I like salty. 1541 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,640 That's flavor. That's flavor. 1542 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,920 And you don't want spicy all the time. 1543 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,160 Yeah, it eventually just starts Harding. 1544 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,040 Ouch. There's got to be a man about 1545 01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,400 it. I got to be a man. 1546 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:58,200 My ice cream spicy. Yeah, So Rocky vanilla ice cream 1547 01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:58,960 isn't bad. Yeah. 1548 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,880 I I I don't know, I think that there's a lot more, there's a 1549 01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:06,280 lot more foods that taste better, like salty than they do 1550 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:07,800 spicy. I agree with you. 1551 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:11,040 Like water. Like like water. 1552 01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:15,360 Electrolytes. Yeah, ice cream. 1553 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,440 Salt. Icy water. 1554 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:22,800 I guess that's just Sprite, but like, I don't know, I think I, I 1555 01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:25,800 think I'd rather the whole salty thing. 1556 01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:27,880 So we got 2 salties and two spicy. 1557 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,360 Yeah, I don't want my butt hole to hurt after every meal. 1558 01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,880 I'd rather not. Yeah, it already does to it. 1559 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,040 I, I, I, I live with my roommate. 1560 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,160 It already does hurt after every time. 1561 01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:41,040 What? Nothing. 1562 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:42,560 What? Do you OK? 1563 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,440 I'm not gay. I'm not gay. 1564 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,640 That's how I pay rent. That's how I pay rent. 1565 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:51,200 Oh that's definitely not gay. Then you're just you're just 1566 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,440 paying bills. That's just economical. 1567 01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:55,720 Yeah, transactional. Transactional. 1568 01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,160 What was that? Who's that? 1569 01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:58,840 Who's that? What's next? 1570 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,880 All right, so I've got think of a skill like what? 1571 01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,200 What are some skills that you guys have? 1572 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,040 Masturbating. Masturbating. 1573 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,160 OK. Woodwork. 1574 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:08,800 OK. Yeah, woodwork. 1575 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,280 OK, now another form of masturbation. 1576 01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,240 Yeah. Yeah. 1577 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,760 All right. Right out with that you. 1578 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:18,840 Can become 1% better at every one of your skills that you 1579 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,840 have. That's not a lot or. 1580 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:23,640 Every single person that you have locked in your basement. 1581 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:28,080 I don't have a basement, this does nothing to me. 1582 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,120 It's not worth it. No. 1583 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:33,200 No. It's not worth it. 1584 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,080 I don't, I don't have AI, don't have. 1585 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,000 That's true. Is that the is that a true 1586 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,640 stipulation? Do they have to be alive? 1587 01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,200 Doesn't say I'll get my grandma's urn. 1588 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:45,480 Yeah, that's 1% baby. Yeah. 1589 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:47,800 I'll go. I'll get my 1%. 1590 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:50,280 Just have a crawl space. I'll go get my grandpa and my 1591 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:55,320 dad's urn. I'm already 2 percent, 2% better 1592 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,160 at gaming stick. Yeah. 1593 01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:04,160 That's not that's not a lot. It's not a lot. 1594 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:05,920 No, it's not a lot. Yeah, it's not. 1595 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:09,360 If you have 100 people locked in your basement, 100% better. 1596 01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:11,960 Well, think. Well, think of it like, oh, 1597 01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:16,240 imagine you are like a hitman and that's like your skill like 1598 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,960 assassinating people and you just have like a whole bunch of 1599 01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:21,680 people in your basement. Or if you're a morgue, like a 1600 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,760 mortician even. Oh, mortician. 1601 01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:26,600 There you go, that's my job and now I'm really good at 1602 01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:29,720 everything I do. I take a lot of Jane Doe's and 1603 01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:33,920 John Doe's from the morgue. So you'd have to, you'd have to 1604 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:38,720 do like the one sister did in the hunting of Hill House where 1605 01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:43,080 you have on the, you have your house and the business side is 1606 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:46,240 the morgue and the Mortuary and all that and the Funeral Home. 1607 01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:48,400 And then the other side is like the living quarters. 1608 01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:52,720 So you'd have to do that, but then you would be really, I'd be 1609 01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:54,760 really good at dressing dead people and helping people 1610 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:55,920 grieve. That's true. 1611 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,160 Yeah, technically. I don't. 1612 01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:59,080 I don't know. And I still don't know why you 1613 01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:01,160 think I would be interested in it. 1614 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:03,440 I don't think it's worth it. Yeah, I don't. 1615 01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:06,760 I don't think it's worth it. I keep women in my closet, not 1616 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,480 my basement. I'm the class. 1617 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:10,280 OK, they don't matter. Classy. 1618 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:11,960 That's true. I'm classy. 1619 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,520 I love. It is a little bit classier. 1620 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,920 It is. Closet versus basement. 1621 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:18,240 I have AI. Have a good Would you rather? 1622 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:21,000 Yeah. Would you rather be constantly 1623 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,240 sticky all over your body forever, or be constantly itchy 1624 01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:26,960 all over your entire body forever? 1625 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:30,800 I can deal with the sticky, I can't deal with the itchy. 1626 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,280 The sticky's going to annoy the the heck out of me. 1627 01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,760 I I can I can ignore the the itchy. 1628 01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,920 I can ignore. You guys ever had the devil's 1629 01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,800 itch from sunburn? Do you know what that is? 1630 01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:43,920 Yes, I have. Yes, it is the single worst gosh 1631 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,720 darn experience you could ever have. 1632 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:48,120 When it's really bad, like a bad level's. 1633 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:48,760 Itch. Well, you just. 1634 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:50,960 I can deal with the itchy. Yeah, you ignore it. 1635 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:54,080 I don't know, I feel like if I'm sticky, I would be able to play 1636 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:56,600 football better because I would I would always catch the ball. 1637 01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:58,720 No. Oh, that's so gross. 1638 01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,280 That's wigging. It's. 1639 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:03,120 Like a mild sticky and a mild itchy or like super sticky and 1640 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,800 super itchy. Right. 1641 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:08,240 I mean, we live in Iowa, the humidity makes us sticky anyway, 1642 01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:09,240 so. Exactly. 1643 01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:11,320 And I hate it. Yeah, Cheddar. 1644 01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:13,240 Nice sharing a brain cell on this one. 1645 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,360 I guess yeah, I'd rather be itchy. 1646 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:20,240 I'd be stick me up, baby. Yeah, I ain't dropping nothing. 1647 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,720 All right, Cheddar, here you go. Here's one for you. 1648 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,760 OK. You said that last. 1649 01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:26,240 Time. You need the. 1650 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:30,760 Ability to summon the nearest big titty goth girl. 1651 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:34,160 Yes. Taking a 0 control over the. 1652 01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,000 Oh well. That's I don't have control over 1653 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,960 women anyway, so. That's a win, win. 1654 01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:41,520 No, you can. No, you can't. 1655 01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,880 You can't. What do you mean by control? 1656 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:46,280 Like like Like mind control? What? 1657 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,520 Happens is is. Just feel the claw hammer. 1658 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,880 They, they appear next to you and then it's just like they, 1659 01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:53,600 they appear next to you. They're like, where am I? 1660 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:56,360 Who are you? What it does? 1661 01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:59,920 OK, so to get I'll get around this and to gain their trust I'm 1662 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:02,000 going to act super confused as well. 1663 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:05,720 Yeah, there you go, you play. Yeah, but then you got to have. 1664 01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:09,720 But then you got to have girls would like, who the hell are 1665 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:12,120 you? Like you got to have a bunch of 1666 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:14,760 white makeup. Yeah, you got to cough up first. 1667 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,520 I don't know what else. Black roses? 1668 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,400 Who the hell are you? Do you want to just happen to 1669 01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:21,000 have a touch of black roses? Yeah, yeah, there you go. 1670 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:26,240 Anyway, while you're here, you want you want a pumpkin spice 1671 01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:29,560 latte. I just happened to have this. 1672 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,960 I just happened to have it. I went to scooters and I 1673 01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:35,760 accidentally bought. 2 and I accidentally have this extra 1674 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:38,720 pair of striped thigh highs. There you go. 1675 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,680 There you go and hail Satan and hail Satan. 1676 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:48,960 That appeals to. You I I will take that without a 1677 01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:53,120 second a second thought. I would I would want him to have 1678 01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:54,520 it as well. Yeah, I would. 1679 01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,240 I would want, I would want Derek to have that. 1680 01:23:57,480 --> 01:23:59,280 Yeah, yeah, me too. I would have been hanging around 1681 01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:00,840 Derek a lot more. Yeah. 1682 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:04,440 For weird. Reason all my friends would they 1683 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,080 hang out with. Me. 1684 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,920 It's a numbers game. Eventually one of them is gonna 1685 01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:09,760 fall in love with you. One eventually. 1686 01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:13,160 Yeah, one of them find it stupid, but she's gonna be like, 1687 01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,160 super. Crazy. 1688 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:17,840 It's not random. What's the closest 10? 1689 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,160 That's true. Yeah. 1690 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,480 My neighbor is a big titty goth girl. 1691 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,680 Just keep. Stopping in. 1692 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:25,680 Hey, Derek. Hey. 1693 01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:29,920 Beck. Hey, Beth, How are you doing? 1694 01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:31,080 I. Hate it you. 1695 01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,880 Stop with me at the grocery store. 1696 01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,640 I would have to drive to the grocery store. 1697 01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,160 Yeah, I just, I could drive you there. 1698 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:42,320 I don't fit in that car, Derek. We've been over this. 1699 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:47,240 My bad, my bad. Get to the grocery store. 1700 01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:49,200 I snap my fingers and someone different appears. 1701 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:52,520 I'm like. Yes, sick sick. 1702 01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:56,120 Hey hey, you meeting other big titty goth girls? 1703 01:24:56,400 --> 01:25:01,440 How the hell did you run here? The old fashioned way, Uber 1704 01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:04,640 mover XL. I'm the one. 1705 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:10,280 I was the only one for you. She gets off a flatbed truck. 1706 01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:16,240 She walks out of the back of a U-Haul moving truck. 1707 01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:22,600 OK, so I have something would you rather like? 1708 01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:24,960 Very much in line with this, but it's funny. 1709 01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:28,720 A massively obese man dies of a heart attack at the top of the 1710 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:33,680 tallest water slide at the park. OK, just before he's A or just 1711 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:38,200 before he's about to slide down, do you A carry him down the five 1712 01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:40,280 story stairs in a respectful way? 1713 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:42,920 No. Or B push him down the slide in 1714 01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:44,600 the convenience. You know what I'm? 1715 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,960 Going down the slide and I'm gonna say, oh Dang it, was he 1716 01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:49,640 dead? Yeah, you know what I always 1717 01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:52,360 say, OK, work smarter, not harder. 1718 01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:57,440 Yeah, what does it do? That just might though. 1719 01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:00,200 That might be a There's a chance that he might. 1720 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,840 But the hard thing is going to get him out of the water though. 1721 01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:05,440 No, it's not my. Problem, You're just dragging. 1722 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,000 He's going to, naturally. Float. 1723 01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:10,360 He's going to naturally float. You just drag him over to the 1724 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,720 edge and then he's dying. His gases are leaving. 1725 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:15,440 He's not going to be buoyant for long. 1726 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,200 What are you talking about? His gases probably takes hours. 1727 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,880 Yeah, I don't know. So that pressure pushing on it 1728 01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:23,960 on his bowels? No, well, he he could lose 1729 01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:26,360 control of his bowels. That's that's definitely for 1730 01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,960 sure. It might shut the water slide 1731 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:31,640 down, but I'm telling you, I'd give him a swift, a swift shoved 1732 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,640 with my foot and go, Oh, Dang it, I would. 1733 01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:35,400 Did he just die? That's weird. 1734 01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:38,160 He's really good at rag dolling. Oh, right through the fingers. 1735 01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:41,840 Oh, he's left. I couldn't get a grip to his 1736 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:44,080 fat. Yeah, he's, he's it's, he's wet 1737 01:26:44,360 --> 01:26:45,360 and slippery. Yeah, Oh. 1738 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,840 He's a no brainer, yeah. I think we're all aligned on 1739 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:52,960 this I. I would throw him off the 1740 01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:56,000 staircase. Dang. 1741 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:57,920 What? No. 1742 01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:00,760 Danny, do you have a weird superpower? 1743 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:06,880 I I do yes. I like how this is alternating 1744 01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:13,120 back and forth. $1,000,000 but. Yeah. 1745 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:16,320 Right, all right, so. You guys like energy drinks, 1746 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:16,680 right? Yeah. 1747 01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:20,040 Yeah, yeah, I'm aficionado. I I do right? 1748 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:23,640 My favorite is the the Peach monster. 1749 01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:27,320 Oh yes, that's a good. 1. Peachy keen. 1750 01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:33,240 So drinking a liter of Monster let let's you multiply your mass 1751 01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:38,760 by point or 1.00001. Oh, to stay that way. 1752 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,080 You know, it lets you, it lets you multiply your mass. 1753 01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:44,120 So I just get heavier. I just. 1754 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:45,400 Well, you just. Larger. 1755 01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:48,080 Just larger. Like you can become a giant Yeah 1756 01:27:48,240 --> 01:27:52,160 eventually over time. So I you will already do that 1757 01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:55,000 with the amount of like sugars and stuff like that in Monster. 1758 01:27:55,040 --> 01:27:57,920 Well, if you don't drink. Sugar monster and it's a leader 1759 01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,960 monster. I don't know, I I feel like my 1760 01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:02,680 heart would explode by half a liter. 1761 01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:06,360 Yeah. You have to drink like that that 1762 01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:09,640 all at once. No, just for every leader you 1763 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,760 drink. Oh, OK, I mean, I drink. 1764 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:16,000 Monster anyway, so 10 years you know you'll how many you drink. 1765 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:18,720 As long as it's muscle mass and not fat, I'll already have 1766 01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:22,240 enough of that. Yeah, I, I, I don't understand 1767 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,880 by the mass. I just feel like I'm just going 1768 01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:25,600 to get fatter. Right. 1769 01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:28,360 You become the one Titan from Attack on Titan, you know. 1770 01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:31,400 Over. 10. Years. 1771 01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:34,720 Time. The lonely giant. 1772 01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:37,040 The Lonely. Giant. 1773 01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:40,480 Monster can't satiate me anymore. 1774 01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:43,320 I have AI, have a pretty funny one. 1775 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:45,640 All right. Would you rather have a 1776 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:48,720 horizontal butt crack or a vertical mouth? 1777 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:51,680 A vertical mouth would make tacos a lot easier to eat. 1778 01:28:53,480 --> 01:28:58,160 That's true. That is actually true and hot 1779 01:28:58,160 --> 01:28:59,680 dogs you don't have to like. Hot dogs. 1780 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:03,240 Yeah, hardly see the downside of a horizontal butt crack. 1781 01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:06,000 Yeah, it's really you just walk downstairs and your butt's 1782 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,640 clapping the entire time. Might. 1783 01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:09,880 Be a little. That happens. 1784 01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:11,280 It's. Gonna be weird to get used to, 1785 01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:14,480 but you know what? It would be easier 'cause you 1786 01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:17,000 could just you could just bite from the side. 1787 01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:19,480 Like, do you? Think like the rear reach 1788 01:29:19,480 --> 01:29:21,520 around. My muscle memory would be all 1789 01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:23,680 out of whack. I feel like there's. 1790 01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:25,200 A left you right, right, the left. 1791 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,440 For both of these. Feels like swiping a credit 1792 01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:29,520 card. Because then imagine trying to 1793 01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:32,880 kiss your girl. You know, that'd be weird. 1794 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,040 Yeah. Wait a minute, though. 1795 01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:36,800 Never mind. I want the. 1796 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:38,080 I want the mouth. What? 1797 01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:40,320 I understand. I understand. 1798 01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:47,680 Oh, no, I understand. Bob. 1799 01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:50,400 I. Unfortunately, do understand as 1800 01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:52,880 well. Makes it easier. 1801 01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:57,960 Oh no, it would. It really would. 1802 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:01,320 I'm I'm so happy I got the desired effect. 1803 01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:04,640 Now I know why my dad did this to me all the time. 1804 01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:10,120 You can turn a. Body. 1805 01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:14,040 You can turn a body part into a bomb by cutting it off. 1806 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,160 The power of the bomb depends on the mass. 1807 01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:19,360 Oh geez. So if I cut off the head, then 1808 01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:21,880 the body is the bomb. Or is the head the bomb? 1809 01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:24,720 That's like a nuclear bomb. It's it's your own body. 1810 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:26,680 Oh, my own body. Yeah. 1811 01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:29,560 So if I would, if I would not take that, I would not take that 1812 01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:30,720 power. I don't think. 1813 01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:34,040 If I cut off a piece of hair, it would be like like one of those 1814 01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:35,240 like firecracker poppers. It's. 1815 01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,520 Like a firecracker. It's like one of the ones. 1816 01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:38,160 You. Oh my goodness. 1817 01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:43,320 Could you imagine a haircut? I would not be able. 1818 01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:45,560 I would not be able to go to the ghetto Barber. 1819 01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:49,480 No. Man, that'd be it's like we 1820 01:30:49,480 --> 01:30:54,200 getting shot up. Yeah, especially if I I like 1821 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:58,760 getting a buzz cut. I feel like that wouldn't. 1822 01:30:58,760 --> 01:30:59,840 Count. That's your hair. 1823 01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:01,840 I don't know. It's a part of your body. 1824 01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:05,360 It grows. Yes, skin flakes like dandruff. 1825 01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:10,760 Oh man, I I would feel bad for someone who had that power. 1826 01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:13,760 Or I guess I would feel bad for Jigsaw in the Saw movies because 1827 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:15,920 you know, they just get December then all of a sudden like just 1828 01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:21,000 like what what feels like like 100 lbs of TNT just goes off 1829 01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:25,360 destroying the room. It's a grandiose way to go. 1830 01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:27,480 Very great. All right. 1831 01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:31,800 Would you rather have a have your blanket fall off your bed 1832 01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:36,680 every time you sleep or feel the need to pee every time that you 1833 01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:38,360 are about to fall asleep? One of. 1834 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:42,160 These things always happen so. I'll say the blanket. 1835 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:44,880 I don't want to pee on my bed. Most of the time I get too hot 1836 01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:47,920 while I sleep anyways. Yeah, I, I'm, I'm with dad. 1837 01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:49,400 I'd rather have the blanket fall off. 1838 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:50,920 I don't know. I get cold. 1839 01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:53,800 So if I don't have my weight, if I don't have the comfort of my 1840 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:56,760 weighted blanket, I start to panic and then have an 1841 01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:58,000 existential. Crisis. 1842 01:31:58,360 --> 01:32:01,160 I feel like you could just wrap up really good and solve that 1843 01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:03,160 problem. Like if you you just fall out 1844 01:32:03,160 --> 01:32:04,640 it. Just falls off if. 1845 01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:09,320 You go or you go with a blanket. No, it it just falls off. 1846 01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:11,720 You don't know how it just falls off every time. 1847 01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:15,720 I just keep happening. So if you really liked blankets, 1848 01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:17,440 I could see where that would wake you up. 1849 01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:20,920 For me, I get enough of that anyway, where I'm just getting 1850 01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:23,720 to sleep and then something wakes me up, whether it be a dog 1851 01:32:23,720 --> 01:32:27,400 or a cat or, you know, anything. You know, I because I'm a light 1852 01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:30,120 sleeper. I I it is one of the most 1853 01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:33,320 annoying things in my life to be falling asleep and then 1854 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:36,520 something, you know, prevents me because you're finally getting 1855 01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:38,800 that rest. Yeah, I'd rather have the 1856 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:40,840 blanket fall off myself. That's why I'd rather have a 1857 01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:44,120 blanket, yeah. Or just get a catheter. 1858 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:46,440 Problem solved. Then you won't ever have to 1859 01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:48,840 leave your bed. You can just pee right there. 1860 01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:51,040 That's why I keep. That's why. 1861 01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:52,640 That's why I have a piss. Drawer. 1862 01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:56,600 It's just pretty drawer. It's always open, I just I fire 1863 01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:59,440 it from the bed. Yeah, I have a good angle on it. 1864 01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:01,640 So gross. Jeez. 1865 01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:04,680 Smashing it out. Ah. 1866 01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:09,520 You get used to the smell. Oh no, no, no, I that's not a 1867 01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:13,320 smell I get used to. I hate that smell, Dan so. 1868 01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:14,880 What's that? I was going. 1869 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:16,760 To ask if you had another one. Otherwise I was just going to 1870 01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:18,520 fire off another one. I do. 1871 01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:22,680 So you guys gain the power of telekinesis finally, right? 1872 01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:25,840 But only over kidney stones. What? 1873 01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:27,640 OK. OK. 1874 01:33:27,640 --> 01:33:32,040 And only only after they've been identified as kidney stones by a 1875 01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:33,600 professional doctor. OK. 1876 01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:35,760 Done. I want that superpower. 1877 01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:39,080 So if you get them then you can control them. 1878 01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:42,000 Yeah, they're telekinesis. Yeah, I want so you. 1879 01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:44,280 Can so you can take them out. With it. 1880 01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:47,200 And then I will be rich. And then you can control them. 1881 01:33:47,440 --> 01:33:49,560 Yeah, I will be rich. That's going to. 1882 01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:51,440 Hurt. You could have them come out of 1883 01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:57,040 your mouth and. I don't want, yeah. 1884 01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:04,280 Grainy, Grainy. I, I could, I could get rich 1885 01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:06,720 with that. I would just spend my days in a, 1886 01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:10,840 in a major City Hospital in the, in the urology department. 1887 01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:15,000 In fact, I would be on call, I would get calls from all over 1888 01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:18,440 the state and I would say, all right, I'll be there in like an 1889 01:34:18,440 --> 01:34:21,120 hour. My my starting fee is 10 grand. 1890 01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:24,680 Yeah, some people would pay it. They would because they want to 1891 01:34:24,680 --> 01:34:26,960 get rid of those kidney stones and those surgeries. 1892 01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:30,520 They're not cheap and I take all major insurances. 1893 01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:33,600 Swirling kidney stones floating around you. 1894 01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:36,680 I have the power. They're like. 1895 01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:39,040 You're you're standing on them, so you're kind of floating in 1896 01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:40,440 the room. Yeah, yeah. 1897 01:34:41,240 --> 01:34:42,280 Yeah. What do you do? 1898 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:45,320 So what you do is, is you take one of the other kidney stones 1899 01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:48,200 that you're taking out of other patients and you put it inside 1900 01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:51,600 the kidney of the new patient and then you make them bounce 1901 01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:53,280 off of each other. To break it up. 1902 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:58,400 Or just you keep getting giving people kidney stones they have 1903 01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,880 to pay you. That's that ball. 1904 01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:02,600 So now you've crossed over into supervillain and I would rather 1905 01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:03,360 be a. Superhero. 1906 01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:05,880 I think you're all a Gray line. Nah. 1907 01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:09,640 I'd rather be rich than a hero. Although I would have to come 1908 01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:13,200 into every room like you were talking about, Danny, and then I 1909 01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:15,600 would have the stones move out from underneath me and then do a 1910 01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:19,920 superhero landing. Yeah, it's happening. 1911 01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:22,280 I want that. I want constantly just smell 1912 01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:25,920 like you're in. That would be awful. 1913 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:28,800 Well, you got to get used to the smell. 1914 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,600 Now go open up the piss drawer. You know what? 1915 01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:34,480 No, I'll just. I'll just make them fly into a 1916 01:35:34,480 --> 01:35:36,480 gallon of bleach. There you go. 1917 01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:39,200 And they come back out. Yeah, perfect. 1918 01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,680 Please use a whistle. Problem solved. 1919 01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:42,360 That's not a crap, that's not a crappy power. 1920 01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:43,440 That's that's a. Good power. 1921 01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:44,880 That's a good one. I would not. 1922 01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:46,720 I would not take it. I'm going to be sad. 1923 01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:48,400 I want, I want that thing. Give it to you. 1924 01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:51,880 I would. I My ego would be so shot. 1925 01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:57,600 You're a superhero, dude. You get somebody. 1926 01:35:58,040 --> 01:35:59,760 Think about it. Think about somebody. 1927 01:35:59,960 --> 01:36:01,880 What did you get? I got super strength. 1928 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,200 Well, I got super speed. Lindsay, what'd you get? 1929 01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:06,760 I could turn invisible. Hey, Derek, what did you get? 1930 01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:09,400 I can lift kidney stones out of people. 1931 01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:11,200 No. OK, so no. 1932 01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:14,200 Yeah, you'd be the laughingstock among superheroes, but among 1933 01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:18,520 normal humans, think about it. You would be a household name. 1934 01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:22,120 Like, hey, I got a kidney stone. Oh, you better call that Derek 1935 01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:23,440 Guy. Call the guy. 1936 01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:26,640 Not even Derek. Derek, imagine you were, you 1937 01:36:26,640 --> 01:36:28,600 were five years into it, all right? 1938 01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:31,800 You've helped thousands of people remove I don't know what 1939 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:35,240 You have two or three 4-5 kidney stones at a time. 1940 01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:38,200 So now you've a massive collection of kidney stones. 1941 01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:41,280 You are a global threat. You, you know how hard those 1942 01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:47,800 things are. I could sell them to Jewelers, 1943 01:36:48,120 --> 01:36:49,800 have them put them on rings or something. 1944 01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:55,680 You're you're holding up banks now with with kidney stones. 1945 01:36:56,040 --> 01:36:57,400 Oh yeah. So I'm going to, I'm going to 1946 01:36:57,400 --> 01:37:00,480 help people with microscopic pebbles. 1947 01:37:00,480 --> 01:37:02,200 They're. Not microscopic. 1948 01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:04,280 Well, not microscopic, but it's like they're. 1949 01:37:04,280 --> 01:37:06,160 Pebbles. All of them, all banded 1950 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:07,600 together. It would be like sand. 1951 01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:12,200 Hey, hey, Gravel. 2mm going 80 miles an hour. 1952 01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:13,400 Still going to put a hole in something? 1953 01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:17,440 Yeah. 2mm is huge. Pretty cool. 1954 01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:19,000 Yeah, I know, right? I don't know. 1955 01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:20,040 I miss. I miss. 1956 01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:20,880 Her. Equal power. 1957 01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:23,280 Go with your, go with your. Would you rather? 1958 01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:27,840 Would you rather spend a year as one day over and over like 1959 01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:31,720 Groundhog Day, or have one year taken off of your life in total? 1960 01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:33,440 Over and over, like Groundhog Day. 1961 01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:35,080 Yeah, yeah. Probably. 1962 01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:36,960 Same. Hopefully it's a good day 1963 01:37:36,960 --> 01:37:38,440 though, or else you're. Screwed. 1964 01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:40,240 You're losing. Yeah, you're losing out either 1965 01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:45,320 way, but at least in that year you can be doing something you 1966 01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:47,240 could be learning thing going into. 1967 01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:49,240 Torture. Huh. 1968 01:37:49,320 --> 01:37:52,160 It doesn't say. It doesn't say anything about 1969 01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:54,080 it, so probably. Is it a year? 1970 01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:57,400 Is it a year that I experienced or is it a year that or just a 1971 01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:59,440 random year? Cuz I don't want to end up like 1972 01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:01,120 in or just. An excellent coming it. 1973 01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:02,840 Just says, would you rather spend a year? 1974 01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:06,840 So I'm guessing by the questioning, like starting now, 1975 01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:09,840 like this day, yeah. So we don't know what's coming. 1976 01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:12,440 It could be a bad day and you keep having to do the bad day 1977 01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:14,640 over and over again. Yeah, for a year. 1978 01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:16,680 Or just have a year taken off of your life. 1979 01:38:16,680 --> 01:38:19,720 Expensive expectancy. I'll do that one because that 1980 01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:21,080 one doesn't change anything for me. 1981 01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:24,360 Yeah, Everything I eat takes a year off my life expectancy. 1982 01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:25,480 Well, that's. True. 1983 01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:29,000 But during the year that you're stuck, I drank the Sprite. 1984 01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:32,760 I'm dying in 40 days now. You could just have coffee and 1985 01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:34,240 Baja blast so. You could. 1986 01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:37,520 That's actually true. You could read books. 1987 01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:40,080 You could learn how to do things you've never you haven't had the 1988 01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:42,800 time to learn how to do. That I'd be too busy being 1989 01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:45,120 tortured. Now I'd want that. 1990 01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:47,080 The year might be too long. I might be. 1991 01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:50,600 I might go mad by the end of it. But right, Because there's only 1992 01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:52,600 so much that you could fit into a single day. 1993 01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:55,960 This is true, but you can just start up where you left off. 1994 01:38:56,920 --> 01:38:59,160 Well, think of it this way. What if you had to like, if 1995 01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:02,400 you're like at like the library or something like that or some, 1996 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,240 some kind of like secret knowledge or whatever, and you 1997 01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:07,840 try to and you're finding ways to get through it and you have 1998 01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:11,080 to go through a whole process just to, like, access it. 1999 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:14,040 And that already takes off like 12 hours off of your day. 2000 01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:16,000 Would you keep doing that? Yeah. 2001 01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:18,920 I mean, you're still gonna have that wouldn't be as good. 2002 01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:21,760 I mean, I don't know, like live every day, whatever way you 2003 01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:23,360 wanted to. Like you have to mess with like 2004 01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:26,320 the DNR or something and they take forever, right? 2005 01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:30,560 All right, so you gained A superpower. 2006 01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:34,280 OK, OK, OK. You can get petty revenge on 2007 01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:38,760 anybody by making their socks slightly wet at any given time. 2008 01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:41,720 Would I would do that? I want that. 2009 01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:47,920 I want that so bad. The wet socks are the power, 2010 01:39:48,200 --> 01:39:49,320 yeah. The wet. 2011 01:39:49,320 --> 01:39:51,040 Socks. No. 2012 01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:52,880 I want the. I want the superpower. 2013 01:39:53,160 --> 01:39:58,360 Heck yeah, I would be so powerful. 2014 01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:01,040 Why are my socks wet? Ha ha. 2015 01:40:01,520 --> 01:40:04,160 I'd tell them too. They'd tick me off and say, hey, 2016 01:40:04,160 --> 01:40:06,040 how do you like your wet socks? What? 2017 01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:09,640 Correct me, You. I did that and then you all of a 2018 01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:12,080 sudden they're having a psychological breakdown on like, 2019 01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:13,640 how you're making their socks wet. 2020 01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:15,920 Yeah. It always takes a minute. 2021 01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:18,760 It always takes a minute to realize that your socks are wet 2022 01:40:19,400 --> 01:40:20,760 because it's like room temperature. 2023 01:40:21,680 --> 01:40:23,040 You always got to like, move a certain way. 2024 01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:25,640 And then you're like, yeah, my socks are wet. 2025 01:40:25,640 --> 01:40:29,000 It's very subtle. Yeah, I like that one. 2026 01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:31,080 I want that along with the kidney stones. 2027 01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:32,760 The kidney. Stones. 2028 01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:37,040 All the crappy superpowers. I'll find a way to use them, 2029 01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:37,600 Dad. Gummit. 2030 01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:40,120 It's all right. I've got 1 you won't want. 2031 01:40:40,480 --> 01:40:42,920 All right, I'll. I'll wait for Derek to to do 2032 01:40:42,920 --> 01:40:45,680 this. Would you guys rather know the 2033 01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:48,480 exact date of your death or the cause of it? 2034 01:40:50,240 --> 01:40:52,520 'Cause. The cause of it I would say 2035 01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:54,680 cause. 'Cause then I can change it, 2036 01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:56,760 yeah. No, because like, if it's the 2037 01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:59,080 date, then I'm just gonna be constantly thinking about, OK, 2038 01:40:59,080 --> 01:41:00,320 it's this many days, right? It's. 2039 01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:04,160 Yeah, I wouldn't like that. But but then there's the thing 2040 01:41:04,160 --> 01:41:07,240 where like if you're if you know the cause is gonna be like a car 2041 01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:09,320 accident, you wouldn't want to drive anywhere at that. 2042 01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:10,880 Point but. Then a car is gonna like, run 2043 01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:12,600 through your house and kill you for sick. 2044 01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:19,520 Yeah, you know, like. Yeah, that that's inevitable, I 2045 01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:21,320 think. I think if if it came down to 2046 01:41:21,320 --> 01:41:23,600 one or the other, yeah, I'd I'd want to know how. 2047 01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:26,280 That's fair. I'd probably advertise it just 2048 01:41:26,280 --> 01:41:28,000 to be honest. I'd probably tell everybody. 2049 01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:30,920 I don't know. I feel like if you know the 2050 01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:34,120 date, eventually you'll be able to, like, make peace with it 2051 01:41:34,280 --> 01:41:35,680 better. Yeah. 2052 01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:37,320 And. That's kind of true too, because 2053 01:41:37,320 --> 01:41:40,080 like you, like you said, if you know how you're going to die and 2054 01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:42,840 like, say it's a car accident, every time you get into a car, 2055 01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:44,680 you're like, OK, this, this, this could be it. 2056 01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:47,080 Yeah, right. Yeah, that is true. 2057 01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:50,520 Or like it's gonna be like something like obscure like 2058 01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:53,560 Runaway or Rogue Moose or something like that, like. 2059 01:41:53,640 --> 01:41:57,240 Bear attack. Yeah, bear attack so I'm never 2060 01:41:57,240 --> 01:41:59,560 camping again. I'm never going to Wyoming. 2061 01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:01,160 Yep, I'm moving. I'm. 2062 01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:05,080 Moving to Antarctica. I need to find a way to have my 2063 01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:09,760 job at camping. I am moving to Florida big city. 2064 01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:13,200 Zoos exist though. Florida man arrested after 2065 01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:17,440 sending off a rogue bear in the middle of a town, killing two 2066 01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:22,200 people. Yeah, I got a question for you, 2067 01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:25,040 Bob. I think I know the answer to 2068 01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:26,680 this one, but think about it, OK? 2069 01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:28,480 Really think about it, All right? 2070 01:42:28,840 --> 01:42:33,320 You get paid $999 million. OK, a lot of money. 2071 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:37,160 A lot of money buco bucks you're almost Jeff Bezos. 2072 01:42:37,600 --> 01:42:40,400 Never have to work again, yeah. Never really have to work my 2073 01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:41,640 question. Is why couldn't it have just 2074 01:42:41,640 --> 01:42:45,240 been a billion? It paints the picture better. 2075 01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:48,360 A billion you can just throw. You just throw the word a 2076 01:42:48,360 --> 01:42:51,480 billion around. But really think about $999 2077 01:42:51,480 --> 01:42:54,920 million. But for one day every year, 2078 01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:57,720 every human on the planet will try to kill you. 2079 01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:02,080 It can happen any day of the of the year, and you get notified 7 2080 01:43:02,080 --> 01:43:05,880 hours before it starts and it only lasts 24 hours. 2081 01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:09,960 So it's basically the Purge, but it's against only you, every 2082 01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:11,640 human that. Means the kids. 2083 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:14,400 Do they your wife? Do they know where I am? 2084 01:43:14,680 --> 01:43:16,920 No, they just are going to try to kill you. 2085 01:43:17,160 --> 01:43:20,920 Like if I know, OK, I've got 7 hours for every person who's 2086 01:43:20,920 --> 01:43:22,640 trying to kill me. Yeah, OK. 2087 01:43:22,800 --> 01:43:24,040 And I get that note of your bunker. 2088 01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:29,120 Yeah, I'll just go to my bunker or just camp out in the middle 2089 01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,880 of the Boundary Waters. Yep. 2090 01:43:31,240 --> 01:43:33,520 Yeah. I assume everyone would get a 2091 01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:35,880 notification of like where you live. 2092 01:43:36,120 --> 01:43:40,040 Probably, yeah. And everyone means everyone, so 2093 01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:41,880 that like the. Government, every single, every 2094 01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:44,040 single year you have to rebuild your house because they keep 2095 01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:47,400 trashing the place. That would happen probably. 2096 01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:51,400 I'm doing like the Purge, you know, or like I'm just hopping 2097 01:43:51,400 --> 01:43:53,880 on it. I'll get my pilot's license and 2098 01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:55,920 I just hop on a jet and I just take off. 2099 01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:58,560 This is government, so they'll probably shoot you down. 2100 01:43:58,960 --> 01:44:00,360 This is NASA. They don't know where. 2101 01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:02,800 Everyone in the world. But they don't know where I am. 2102 01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:05,120 They know they're trying to kill me, but they don't know where I 2103 01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:05,880 am. Yeah, I have. 2104 01:44:05,880 --> 01:44:07,360 Government, that's where everybody is. 2105 01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:09,720 That's true. They have cameras everywhere. 2106 01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:12,400 It's a go looking through my webcam right now and they see 2107 01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:14,280 that I'm jerking. It you see me yorking it, 2108 01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:17,280 yorking it. I become best friend Elon Musk 2109 01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:21,280 and he launches me off to Mars. Yeah, I don't. 2110 01:44:21,920 --> 01:44:25,160 I don't know where you could possibly go for every human on 2111 01:44:25,160 --> 01:44:27,440 the planet, because this is everybody. 2112 01:44:27,680 --> 01:44:30,760 Everybody can convene together and we got to kill this guy. 2113 01:44:30,960 --> 01:44:34,680 So here's the thing. So it's not possible for every 2114 01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:37,360 person on the planet to try and. Move well would be I. 2115 01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:38,560 Think it's. I think it's. 2116 01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:42,440 They want to kill you. It's just like an urge, like I 2117 01:44:42,440 --> 01:44:45,720 want to kill this guy. Yeah, now that makes sense. 2118 01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:48,640 And every human on the planet will try to kill you. 2119 01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:52,040 Will try to kill you, yes. So you get a notification on 2120 01:44:52,040 --> 01:44:56,320 your phone with a guy's name and address and your friends, and 2121 01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:59,120 everybody gets the same thing and you're like, all right, 2122 01:44:59,360 --> 01:45:01,240 we're going here. We're gonna try to kill this guy 2123 01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:03,040 tomorrow that. Means the goat waver. 2124 01:45:03,080 --> 01:45:04,200 You don't want to. You don't. 2125 01:45:05,360 --> 01:45:07,320 That's right, you don't have work tomorrow. 2126 01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:09,880 All of your focus everybody on the planet's. 2127 01:45:09,880 --> 01:45:12,560 Focus come on Amir, killing this and also I go we gotta go kill 2128 01:45:12,560 --> 01:45:18,560 this guy. I don't know, I feel I feel like 2129 01:45:18,560 --> 01:45:21,760 that no matter what that's a losing battle because it doesn't 2130 01:45:21,760 --> 01:45:25,480 say like what, because the president will want to try to 2131 01:45:25,480 --> 01:45:27,720 kill you. So he's going to send in like 2132 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:31,360 air air strikes and like bombs and stuff like that. 2133 01:45:31,360 --> 01:45:34,680 The bomber the crap out your. Would your billion dollars be 2134 01:45:34,680 --> 01:45:37,200 enough to prepare you for that one day every year? 2135 01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:40,400 I don't think so, Ivy. Could have a bunker. 2136 01:45:40,880 --> 01:45:43,240 I don't know the way the real estate is. 2137 01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:46,920 OK, they they they try to kill you, they want to kill you, but 2138 01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:49,560 they don't know where you are. They that that has. 2139 01:45:49,560 --> 01:45:53,240 Tried to hide from every person. And it's 24 hours. 2140 01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:56,880 There's satellite imaging. But that's if they find you. 2141 01:45:57,080 --> 01:45:58,960 If they do, that's just the chance. 2142 01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:00,280 Do you take it? Yeah. 2143 01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:02,040 I don't know if I would. Yeah. 2144 01:46:02,520 --> 01:46:04,880 I mean, you could build a bunker with that money very quite 2145 01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:05,640 easily. Bunker. 2146 01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:08,680 Like like I'm, I'm living next to the ocean. 2147 01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:12,680 I'm gonna have a super secret like, you know, ocean like 2148 01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:15,880 underwater bunker type thing. So nobody can get to me. 2149 01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:17,720 To be scary. The Coast Guard The Coast Guards 2150 01:46:17,720 --> 01:46:18,600 would. Always, actually. 2151 01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:21,120 Miss a Submarines are gonna Really. 2152 01:46:21,160 --> 01:46:21,520 Miss. Go. 2153 01:46:22,160 --> 01:46:23,600 Out nice, scary. Part doesn't scare me. 2154 01:46:23,920 --> 01:46:25,600 I'll just go to the depths of the ocean. 2155 01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:28,000 The animals are friendly. Yeah, I'll just. 2156 01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:30,280 I'll be parted by gorillas and bears. 2157 01:46:33,520 --> 01:46:35,400 Yeah, it's an interesting 1 though. 2158 01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:37,920 I tell you I do. I do have one. 2159 01:46:38,160 --> 01:46:39,160 What? Oh. 2160 01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:41,520 I. Guess I guess Joe throwing a 2161 01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:44,120 wrench on that question really messed me up on who went. 2162 01:46:44,360 --> 01:46:50,000 OK, any any funeral that's within 50 meters of where you 2163 01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,640 are, where you are, you will become insanely horny. 2164 01:46:54,960 --> 01:46:58,560 It'll be like you pop 10 Viagra and it's it's just you. 2165 01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:00,840 You cannot you. Nothing you can do is just going 2166 01:47:00,840 --> 01:47:04,160 to make you not be horny. I I do not want that superpower. 2167 01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:06,680 Around who? That's good. 50 meters of a 2168 01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:08,200 funeral. Funeral. 2169 01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:12,760 Most days that would be fine. I can't go to a superpower. 2170 01:47:13,040 --> 01:47:16,920 Is it? Is it, is it like, like does it 2171 01:47:16,920 --> 01:47:20,680 last when you're only within that 50 meters or do you have to 2172 01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:24,120 like, do you have to like satiate yourself after you've 2173 01:47:24,120 --> 01:47:27,240 already become horny? So you're so incredibly horny, 2174 01:47:27,240 --> 01:47:29,280 like that's the only thing you're fixated on. 2175 01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:31,800 You can't think straight. It's just you're overwhelmed 2176 01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:35,320 with the feeling of like. That's. 2177 01:47:35,600 --> 01:47:37,360 Fine, you just go to the bathroom and. 2178 01:47:37,600 --> 01:47:40,720 Well, that's gonna suck if you're like driving through town 2179 01:47:40,720 --> 01:47:44,000 or on the highway or whatever and A and a Hirsch passes by you 2180 01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:45,720 and you're. Like, oh God. 2181 01:47:46,920 --> 01:47:50,480 And for like that few seconds, like you're like, you black out 2182 01:47:50,480 --> 01:47:52,520 and then you're like, oh, what happened? 2183 01:47:52,520 --> 01:47:55,320 Why are my? Pants sticky Why are my? 2184 01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:58,240 Pants sticky. Sticky. 2185 01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:00,600 Honestly, I'm getting a little excited just talking about it. 2186 01:48:01,240 --> 01:48:05,520 Whoa. I don't, I don't know, I don't 2187 01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:08,440 think, I don't think I would take it because like I've went, 2188 01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:11,680 I've been to like a few funerals for the past, you know, couple 2189 01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:14,960 years and it's always been like family or like close friends. 2190 01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:17,000 So it would start to get super weird. 2191 01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:18,600 Well. You just go to the bathroom. 2192 01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:19,640 You. Just go to. 2193 01:48:19,760 --> 01:48:21,680 The. Bathroom I'm thinking about I'm 2194 01:48:21,680 --> 01:48:24,160 thinking about like, you know, because the day's going to come 2195 01:48:24,160 --> 01:48:28,320 where unfortunately I'll I'll lose my dad and I could not 2196 01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:31,560 imagine that day on that day, you know, trying to come here. 2197 01:48:31,560 --> 01:48:33,000 Wife. We're making another kid right 2198 01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:35,040 now. I'm horny all at the same time. 2199 01:48:35,120 --> 01:48:38,680 That would be terrible. However, you know, Ronian would 2200 01:48:38,800 --> 01:48:41,240 all the time. My brother would love that. 2201 01:48:41,920 --> 01:48:43,800 My brother would get a huge kick out of it. 2202 01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:46,600 He'd look at me and he'd say, you want to go back to Cheetahs? 2203 01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:52,880 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, all. 2204 01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:54,760 Right chatter. Go ahead. 2205 01:48:54,760 --> 01:48:57,440 Sorry buddy. Would you rather swim through 2206 01:48:57,440 --> 01:49:02,160 your town sewage system completely naked, OK, or have to 2207 01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:06,320 put your Internet search history on every job application that 2208 01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:09,320 you that you'll ever fill out? The whole thing. 2209 01:49:09,520 --> 01:49:13,880 Incognito, Incognito browsing, deleted history, the whole damn 2210 01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:15,760 thing. I'll. 2211 01:49:16,080 --> 01:49:18,040 Do that on there. No one looks at those anyway. 2212 01:49:18,440 --> 01:49:22,720 I'll do the second one. I guys I do interviews for work. 2213 01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:24,120 I look at them. Dang. 2214 01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:26,960 I'll do the second one. You'll see that you see the 2215 01:49:26,960 --> 01:49:29,640 portion where it says Internet search history, and I don't want 2216 01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:31,960 to see that. Anymore. 2217 01:49:33,120 --> 01:49:34,480 Yeah. That doesn't mean they're I 2218 01:49:34,480 --> 01:49:36,480 don't. You know, I don't know why. 2219 01:49:36,680 --> 01:49:39,640 I don't know why manager positions are so hard to come by 2220 01:49:39,640 --> 01:49:44,840 now. You know, no freak, I definitely 2221 01:49:44,840 --> 01:49:47,480 do the Internet history thing because I think most people 2222 01:49:47,480 --> 01:49:51,680 would look at it and go, I don't need to know that I have my own 2223 01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:54,000 like search history. I don't want the people to know 2224 01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:55,840 about South. Or, or just look at it and be 2225 01:49:55,840 --> 01:49:57,320 like, yeah, that's fairly normal. 2226 01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:00,000 Yeah, yeah. But what if you get, what if 2227 01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:01,760 it's like a, you know, really good worker. 2228 01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:04,040 They come with like good grades and like good recommendation 2229 01:50:04,040 --> 01:50:06,360 from like another place. But I had they kind of have like 2230 01:50:06,360 --> 01:50:08,520 a kind of messed up search history. 2231 01:50:08,800 --> 01:50:11,280 Well, I mean. Everyone like we like weird 2232 01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:15,600 kinky shit or like you know how to dispose of bodies and acid, 2233 01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:17,120 you know? If the. 2234 01:50:17,480 --> 01:50:19,440 Guy doesn't hire me, how do I kill him? 2235 01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:23,040 You know, I, I just realized the people who. 2236 01:50:23,440 --> 01:50:25,320 Would. Say rather swim through your 2237 01:50:25,320 --> 01:50:29,800 town sewer system naked. They have to look up some weird 2238 01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:34,400 shit for them and want them to your essential boss. 2239 01:50:34,880 --> 01:50:38,200 Yeah, I I feel like putting your Internet history down on your 2240 01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:40,360 job application. I feel like only correct answer. 2241 01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:43,880 I feel like I'm pretty safe, like I'm no St. and I'm not 2242 01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:47,040 perfect, but I don't I don't do I don't feel like I do anything 2243 01:50:47,040 --> 01:50:49,440 abnormal. I look at a lot of facts and 2244 01:50:49,440 --> 01:50:51,600 like like what we do on here more than anything. 2245 01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:53,480 I think it's a power move actually. 2246 01:50:53,480 --> 01:50:55,080 I'm going to start willingly doing that. 2247 01:50:55,480 --> 01:51:00,640 Yeah, it's going to be a whole bunch of white boss's wife and 2248 01:51:00,640 --> 01:51:02,600 stuff like that now. Here's the. 2249 01:51:02,640 --> 01:51:04,080 Thing too. Here's the. 2250 01:51:04,080 --> 01:51:08,600 Thing too here's so yeah that's that's but so like if it's going 2251 01:51:08,600 --> 01:51:11,680 to be on my resume that means I get to be able to I I get to 2252 01:51:11,720 --> 01:51:15,240 edit it so like I want to take and highlight some things and 2253 01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:17,920 say put next to it regretted this one. 2254 01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:19,240 So Halloween it's. Just. 2255 01:51:20,320 --> 01:51:22,080 It's. Just. 2256 01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:27,680 Going to be like a whole bracket, like off to the side 2257 01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:31,160 and it's like, yeah, I regret nothing. 22. 2. 2258 01:51:31,160 --> 01:51:33,720 Grown 1 cup, totally regretted this one. 2259 01:51:33,920 --> 01:51:35,840 This is a power move. I'm going to start doing this 2260 01:51:35,840 --> 01:51:42,080 regardless. Yes, yes, see, I'm just. 2261 01:51:42,280 --> 01:51:43,640 I was fully honest with you guys. 2262 01:51:44,360 --> 01:51:47,680 I was confused at the last page of your resume, Joe. 2263 01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:49,160 What? Just wanted to know what was 2264 01:51:49,160 --> 01:51:50,920 going on there. Yeah, I just want to be 2265 01:51:50,920 --> 01:51:53,360 transparent. Good and bad doesn't matter. 2266 01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:56,400 Probably let you know who I am as a person, yeah. 2267 01:51:56,440 --> 01:51:58,840 This is me. It's like I'm standing here 2268 01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:00,960 naked in front of you. I can do that too, if you want. 2269 01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:05,840 That won't be necessary. The listeners don't know, but we 2270 01:52:05,840 --> 01:52:09,640 already do that. Yeah, pretty much. 2271 01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:11,240 Well, yeah. Pretty much. 2272 01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:14,920 You got 1, Joe. I got $1 million every year. 2273 01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:17,200 That's a lot of money. You can accumulate that, you can 2274 01:52:17,200 --> 01:52:18,960 invest that. There's a lot of possibilities 2275 01:52:18,960 --> 01:52:21,600 you can do with that. That being said, you get all 2276 01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:26,000 that money and you can't. You can't live on land anymore. 2277 01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:27,520 You can never set foot on dry land. 2278 01:52:27,920 --> 01:52:28,520 OK. No. 2279 01:52:29,080 --> 01:52:30,920 I'll take it. No, that's a lot of money. 2280 01:52:30,920 --> 01:52:34,720 You could build, you could amass a city in the water. 2281 01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:35,760 You could make. You could live on a. 2282 01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:37,520 Plane sorry, could you could you repeat that? 2283 01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:40,800 I was reading something a. $1,000,000 every year. 2284 01:52:41,360 --> 01:52:43,280 Every $1,000,000 every year, yeah. 2285 01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:45,640 For life. But you can never set foot on 2286 01:52:45,640 --> 01:52:46,520 dry land. Ever. 2287 01:52:46,520 --> 01:52:48,840 Again, I'm doing it. Have you seen the sizes of some 2288 01:52:48,840 --> 01:52:52,280 of those yachts out there? You could get a few yachts if 2289 01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:55,160 you invest right I mean. You'd have to begin it. 2290 01:52:55,160 --> 01:52:57,480 You'd have to start out with like a small houseboat. 2291 01:52:57,920 --> 01:52:59,120 Right. Yeah, that's fine. 2292 01:52:59,240 --> 01:53:02,600 It's only 1,000,000 a year. Yeah, you hang vest. 2293 01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:05,800 And accumulate and over time you could you could do some real 2294 01:53:05,800 --> 01:53:07,720 stuff with it. Storm has no fun though. 2295 01:53:07,840 --> 01:53:09,760 That's never I. Guess I'd probably do, yeah. 2296 01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:12,080 Tsunamis would absolutely kill you. 2297 01:53:13,960 --> 01:53:16,640 Choose wisely. You just kind of follow the 2298 01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:18,680 weather, right? Like weather moves in a pattern. 2299 01:53:18,680 --> 01:53:22,640 More or less there's some. There's some very calm seas out 2300 01:53:22,640 --> 01:53:25,120 there. I'm like, I might get like a 2301 01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:28,200 nice yacht and then also have a home base like which is like a 2302 01:53:28,200 --> 01:53:30,720 rig, an oil rig. That I buy, shoot. 2303 01:53:31,040 --> 01:53:33,840 Cuz I feel like it's 30. If you're going to do all of 2304 01:53:33,840 --> 01:53:36,800 that, then you get yourself a, you get yourself a puddle 2305 01:53:36,800 --> 01:53:39,760 jumper, you know? Yeah, You go anywhere. 2306 01:53:40,120 --> 01:53:41,840 Yeah. You're not on dry land. 2307 01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:44,400 You don't have to work. Yeah, Yeah, you'll never have to 2308 01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:46,240 work again. Yeah, you know what? 2309 01:53:46,520 --> 01:53:48,760 I'm doing that one. It's kind of an all. 2310 01:53:48,760 --> 01:53:50,920 Changing my answer. If you're thinking about it, 2311 01:53:50,920 --> 01:53:53,560 guys, you can just go to Venice. The whole thing's on top of 2312 01:53:53,560 --> 01:53:56,720 water anyways. Yeah, and think about how far. 2313 01:53:56,720 --> 01:54:01,480 OK I feel like, and I could be wrong, I feel like everywhere 2314 01:54:01,480 --> 01:54:03,600 but dry land there's a lot less idiots. 2315 01:54:03,760 --> 01:54:06,400 That there's a lot less people. Yeah, I think I'd be pretty 2316 01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:07,960 happy that way. Statistically. 2317 01:54:08,440 --> 01:54:11,520 I'm going to build something at Point Nemo, which I don't know 2318 01:54:11,520 --> 01:54:13,920 if you know what that guy, what that is, but it's the point in 2319 01:54:13,920 --> 01:54:16,800 the ocean, in the Pacific Ocean that's furthest away from land. 2320 01:54:16,840 --> 01:54:20,160 From everything, yeah, OK, that. 'D be cool I'm just gonna build 2321 01:54:20,160 --> 01:54:22,680 something there and then you kind of just have like a, you 2322 01:54:22,680 --> 01:54:25,680 know, like Joke said, like just go out, you know, on my yacht 2323 01:54:25,680 --> 01:54:27,880 and my plane and. Yeah, yeah, plane. 2324 01:54:27,880 --> 01:54:30,200 I forgot about plane too. Yeah, you can fly. 2325 01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:31,880 Yeah, that's why I said a puddle jumper, Yeah. 2326 01:54:31,880 --> 01:54:33,640 For sure. Or just, you know, they open up 2327 01:54:33,640 --> 01:54:37,600 money to like, you know, build an aircraft carrier and now you 2328 01:54:37,600 --> 01:54:39,160 have a super city. Yeah. 2329 01:54:39,560 --> 01:54:43,080 Aircraft carrier, yeah. That's not dry ground, dry land. 2330 01:54:43,320 --> 01:54:46,520 Would it count if it's like, like subterranean land? 2331 01:54:47,120 --> 01:54:49,240 How would that work I wonder? I think it would, yeah. 2332 01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:52,720 So you couldn't do that. Yeah, this, I think water or the 2333 01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:55,040 air. I was, I was gonna say, could 2334 01:54:55,040 --> 01:54:58,720 you like just if you have to have to go on land for 2335 01:54:58,720 --> 01:55:00,440 something, could you just use a wheelchair? 2336 01:55:00,920 --> 01:55:03,000 Or just. Like just like. 2337 01:55:03,000 --> 01:55:05,520 Not setting foot. And Pirates of the Caribbean, he 2338 01:55:05,520 --> 01:55:08,280 like he can't go on dry land but once every 10 years. 2339 01:55:08,280 --> 01:55:10,800 So he like has like a bucket of water that he sands in. 2340 01:55:13,600 --> 01:55:14,920 Yeah, I don't know how that would work. 2341 01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:18,640 Or you just pee on your feet. Oh, that's. 2342 01:55:19,240 --> 01:55:23,360 Pee up on my leg. You're just, you're barred from 2343 01:55:23,360 --> 01:55:25,280 going to land. You just, you're not allowed to. 2344 01:55:25,280 --> 01:55:27,240 You can't. It's like an invisible wall. 2345 01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:30,920 I would suck for groceries. You would have to DoorDash and 2346 01:55:30,920 --> 01:55:33,240 like you. Paying money. 2347 01:55:33,240 --> 01:55:36,760 So with $1,000,000, you know, you've got an assistant that can 2348 01:55:36,760 --> 01:55:39,120 go on later or whatever. I guess that's true. 2349 01:55:39,920 --> 01:55:43,720 I'd do that. I'd do that or or a significant 2350 01:55:43,720 --> 01:55:46,000 other. There is out in the ocean a 2351 01:55:46,000 --> 01:55:49,960 decommissioned I think it's an oil rig or something. 2352 01:55:50,240 --> 01:55:53,200 Did someone made it in their own country and you can get like 2353 01:55:53,240 --> 01:55:55,760 passport there? Yep, I'd want to make my own 2354 01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:56,680 country. That'd be cool. 2355 01:55:56,720 --> 01:55:58,920 That'd be cool. Turn it into a business. 2356 01:56:00,320 --> 01:56:01,320 Yeah. All right. 2357 01:56:02,280 --> 01:56:03,840 Dad, go ahead and pick a superpower. 2358 01:56:03,840 --> 01:56:06,440 Any, any, any whichever superpower you want. 2359 01:56:09,480 --> 01:56:11,760 Transmutation. OK. 2360 01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:14,560 So like Molecule Man or? Yeah. 2361 01:56:14,560 --> 01:56:18,000 So I I would be able to rearrange the molecular 2362 01:56:18,000 --> 01:56:20,760 structure of of any. Academy. 2363 01:56:20,760 --> 01:56:23,360 Found or whatever and change it into whatever I wanted. 2364 01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:26,880 Oh, OK, I get what you mean. OK, Joe, what about you? 2365 01:56:29,280 --> 01:56:32,600 Never had a superpower like at the ready, some kind of come 2366 01:56:32,600 --> 01:56:35,200 back to me, come back to me. OK, All right, Derek, what about 2367 01:56:35,240 --> 01:56:38,520 you? Someone know a legion of frogs? 2368 01:56:38,800 --> 01:56:40,280 No, I'm kidding. Aye. 2369 01:56:43,400 --> 01:56:47,320 Aye. I would want a command over like 2370 01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:52,480 I don't like vibrations I guess. Like I can like make like 2371 01:56:52,520 --> 01:56:55,360 earthquakes or like Sonic booms or something like. 2372 01:56:55,360 --> 01:56:58,640 That like vibrate through things like that kind of stuff. 2373 01:56:58,640 --> 01:57:00,760 Yeah, like super fast and all that, Yeah. 2374 01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:03,920 OK, OK. OK, OK, OK. 2375 01:57:04,680 --> 01:57:06,160 OK, OK. OK. 2376 01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:07,480 OK. OK, OK, OK. 2377 01:57:10,120 --> 01:57:13,400 Like that guy that can like turn his skin to stone. 2378 01:57:13,600 --> 01:57:15,520 Like you're basically. OK, turn. 2379 01:57:15,720 --> 01:57:18,360 Kind of like absorbing man. Like anything he touches he can 2380 01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:19,840 become. Oh, there you go. 2381 01:57:20,200 --> 01:57:22,680 No, not like that. Like more just like being the 2382 01:57:22,680 --> 01:57:25,120 invincibility factor of it. So like close. 2383 01:57:25,120 --> 01:57:28,000 It on like I can turn it on and become invincible. 2384 01:57:28,280 --> 01:57:29,840 OK, nice. That'd be cool. 2385 01:57:30,520 --> 01:57:34,800 All right, So Congrats, you you have those powers, but it only 2386 01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:36,200 works if you're completely naked. 2387 01:57:36,400 --> 01:57:37,560 OK. Valid. 2388 01:57:38,000 --> 01:57:42,840 Well, the ladies will never, the ladies will never complain about 2389 01:57:42,840 --> 01:57:47,320 me again. Sweet, I'll make something 2390 01:57:47,320 --> 01:57:50,600 vibrate. Vibrate. 2391 01:57:52,200 --> 01:57:57,840 Get that shaky leg. The only last one that I had, 2392 01:57:57,960 --> 01:58:01,440 and we can after you guys are done, we can be done, but the 2393 01:58:01,440 --> 01:58:05,920 only last one I had was You gain the ability to summon any dildo 2394 01:58:05,920 --> 01:58:07,600 for self-defense purposes like Thor's. 2395 01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:14,240 Hammer OK. Lenny. 2396 01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:17,120 Lenny wants that superpower. I'm. 2397 01:58:17,400 --> 01:58:23,080 Telling you right now. All right. 2398 01:58:23,440 --> 01:58:26,840 I like that one. I have one. 2399 01:58:27,240 --> 01:58:31,240 Would you guys rather be an outlaw of the Wild West or be a 2400 01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:34,000 pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy? 2401 01:58:34,120 --> 01:58:35,920 Wild West. Yeah, Wild West. 2402 01:58:36,160 --> 01:58:37,800 Yeah, I think Wild West. I choose. 2403 01:58:37,800 --> 01:58:39,400 I choose pirate. I don't like both. 2404 01:58:40,000 --> 01:58:42,840 Wild West. That being said I I would take 2405 01:58:42,840 --> 01:58:46,560 the $1,000,000 a year to not live on land but I don't like 2406 01:58:46,560 --> 01:58:50,800 both. Scurvy was kind of a thing, you 2407 01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:52,160 know, pirate. Boat anyway. 2408 01:58:52,360 --> 01:58:54,160 That's kind of honestly the biggest thing. 2409 01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:56,120 Scurvy. Cute. 2410 01:58:56,120 --> 01:59:00,320 You might get the scabby kill. Dollar where are you? 2411 01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:04,880 Dollar it's. My best boy cupcake.