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Over there. 
Welcome to the Main Menu 

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podcast. 
I'm your guide, Ash Ketchup here

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to show you the insurance and 
outs of the podcast and just 

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observe the magnificent 
wildlife. 

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Now here we see the main game of
Z&D sitting here at the table. 

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But the curious little buggers 
hiding under the table are the 

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players. 
Before they start the game. 

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Let's take a listen. 
Under the table. 

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Not anymore. 
Not when I've done whatever 

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won't be. 
Oh dear Lord, Wonder how much 

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the penis will stretch. 
I'm about to find out. 

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Oh, you'd be surprised. 
Oh, no. 

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Crikey, that's something, eh? 
Such Beautiful Creatures. 

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Their intelligence baffles me to
my core. 

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But that's just what happens 
under the table. 

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Now that they're finishing up 
under there, we can see the 

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creatures start to slowly emerge
and take their seats at the 

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table to start playing their 
little game. 

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Ah yes, we clearly have a 
pecking order. 

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A clear DM who runs the game and
everyone else slowly but surely 

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falls in line. 
Now you might be asking me, Ash,

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there's so many seasons, how do 
I know where to start? 

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What do all these numbers mean? 
Do I have to start in season 1? 

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How do I do my taxes? 
And I can say that the answer to

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all these questions is still 
blabber in your jaw. 

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And let me tell you, UTT means 
under the table where you saw 

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the buggers talking about 
anything and everything. 

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The episodes with the little 
emoji of Z&D seasons. 

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You can see the season title 
listed first, followed by the 

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season and episode indicator. 
With me so far, it's the little 

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decimal doohickey. 
The bigger number on the left of

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the decimal is the season 
number, and the numbers on the 

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right are its episode numbers. 
Now that we got that difficult 

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stuff out of the way, you just 
need to know where to start and 

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the answer is anywhere. 
See the main menu Podcast is 

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like a wild rainforest. 
Just take a stroll, be careful 

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not to spook the wildlife, and 
stop playing with the first 

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thing that catches your eye. 
We have the sci-fi horror game 

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Mothership, the DND homebrew 
Saucer's Edge steampunk bio rift

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into more action inspired KESM 
Inferno. 

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Anyway, that's all we have time 
for today. 

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Thanks for stopping in and for 
listening to the Main Menu 

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podcast. 
Dear little bugger, how are you 

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today? 
Do you mind if I take that?