1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The ME Venue podcast presents C&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,840 I came up on here, I turned my camera on with a mustache. 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,600 You didn't comment. Oh, I thought you just looked 4 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,000 the same. Really. 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,760 Because I've never showed up here with a mustache. 6 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:26,680 Before Yeah, you look the same. Well you guys, you guys have 7 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,760 stopped commenting on my bald head sounds. 8 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,720 Like it suits me Well, first of all, yeah. 9 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,760 Usually wore hats. You you remind me of Lovely 10 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,840 Bones if you have ever seen that movie. 11 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:41,920 I don't know, I'm looking it up. OK, but I wear I wore hats. 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,120 Danny. Gucci. 13 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,880 I wore hats specifically to hide my hair because it was one, 14 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,160 messy and two, I have a. Massive bald spot back. 15 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:52,520 Here. That's not that big. 16 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,000 It's a. Low it looks really bad if it if 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,440 I have long hair. All right, you think I look like 18 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,880 Stanley Tucci. Yep. 19 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,160 From Lovely Bones. Yep. 20 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,960 And if you. He kind of looks like a serial 21 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:09,560 killer, like if you saw that man outside your window like Stanley 22 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,440 Tucci. 'S Oh, that's kind of the whole. 23 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,640 That's the whole point of the movie. 24 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,040 Right. Yeah, I guess I can hold on. 25 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,240 He kidnapped and killed people. You're just missing a pair of 26 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,720 aviators, and then you'll look like you're on the Air Force. 27 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,640 Oh, you didn't hear that? No, I was retrieving my. 28 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,840 Glasses. Yeah, I see that. 29 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:33,400 My spectacles, you see that. Yes, as you can see Google image 30 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,280 search. Is that movie? 31 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:39,160 Is that furry Rule 34? Whoa. 32 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:46,760 So anyway, yeah. No, if you. 33 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,680 I understand it. OK, cool. 34 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,640 If you were in a, if you have like a pair of aviators on, you 35 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:56,720 look like you're from Top Gun. I'll take that one over Stanley 36 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,680 Tucci. OK, serial killer. 37 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:03,000 I mean, just the, the coat that he's wearing with the scarf and 38 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,560 the guy in the in the in the Jeffrey Dahmer glasses. 39 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,960 Yeah, it's it's in that same era. 40 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:14,800 It's all in that that genre, you know. 41 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,000 Yeah. You see him outside your window, 42 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,680 you're like, oh, I'm going to get raped and killed. 43 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,080 Probably. Cool. 44 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,920 I guess that I guess I'll, I'll, I'll take that. 45 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,880 I don't mind hiding that. I'm not going to do that those 46 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,200 things. Something to talk about while 47 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,840 we're on the podcast. Oh yeah? 48 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,160 What up, baby? Alec. 49 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,040 Hey, what up, baby? It looks like the orange. 50 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,520 Yeah, and the hat sweater Cat. No cap. 51 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,560 No cap. No cap, no Kizzy. 52 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,200 No Cav. Oh, Alex, what do you think? 53 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:49,680 About the mustache. Yeah, game. 54 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,840 So. I've always wait, wait, wait. 55 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,120 No, no, serious question. Serious question, Was it really 56 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,320 hard riding the Bohemian Rhapsody? 57 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:11,160 Freddie Mercury, Freddie Pluto, Freddy Saturn. 58 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:16,760 It's doesn't look too horrible, but it does make you look kind 59 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:20,120 of old school fruity. I said you looked old school, 60 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,240 you know, serial killer from Lovely Bones. 61 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,800 Oh my gosh, Stanley Tucci played that character. 62 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:32,120 He does. I hate Freddie Mercury. 63 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,480 I hate Stanley Tucci. Well, Freddie Mercury might have 64 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,800 been, might have been a homosexual, but the man has a 65 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,760 most phenomenal singing voice. You can't take that from him. 66 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,560 His voice was just ridiculously good. 67 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,160 And here he is with aviators. So I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll bring 68 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,640 the aviators. I got sunglasses somewhere. 69 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,160 You're going to, you're going to slick your hair back too, Yeah. 70 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,880 You're going to come out to Alexis's bi even though she 71 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,800 really knows you're gay. Same thing. 72 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,120 Fair. It's just gay. 73 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,360 Now I kind of look like Doctor Disrespect, which is very 74 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,800 alarming, probably the most insulting out of all three of 75 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,520 those. You just need like one of those 76 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,320 like really thick headsets and then you got it down. 77 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,880 Do I have 1:00 somewhere compiling all these costume 78 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:16,560 parts? In real time. 79 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,920 First it. Was the the thing I have, the 80 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,720 thing I've noticed about mustache is glasses. 81 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,520 There you go. Yeah, you will see the furry 82 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,200 girl 34. On your screen. 83 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,120 Dang it. I was going to say the thing 84 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,800 about mustaches, the reason a lot of guys don't look good with 85 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,320 just a mustache. If you have a thin upper lip, it 86 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,520 looks bad. It looks bad. 87 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:45,960 You need a nice wider or a wider upper lip to get that nice thick 88 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,240 mustache. Makes you look old school, 89 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,040 Western or like the Tom Selleck stash. 90 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,560 The Tom Selleck stash. I bet I could pull off a stash 91 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,000 that comes down to like down here. 92 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,800 I can't connect. I can't connect. 93 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,120 Really. There's a disconnect and it 94 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,800 sucks. That's all right, my life for 95 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,320 it. When that's all right, when 96 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,400 you're far away from me, it looks like I have a Hitler 97 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:11,600 mustache and a really bad meth addict facial hair. 98 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,640 So that Adolf Hitler sick. Like high and I'm like 9 I. 99 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:21,920 Know that guy? Hey, you got one testicle, don't 100 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,560 you? You're supposed to be in 101 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,480 Argentina. Yeah, what are you doing here, 102 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,000 Hitler? Dude, they proved it. 103 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,800 They proved it. Argentinians were like were 104 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,880 like, yeah, there was Argentinians down there who were 105 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:39,000 like who were describing him. They're like, this guy's here 106 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:44,480 late, So many high brass Nazis, high high brass Nazis escape to 107 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,160 Argentina. Why Argentina at all places? 108 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,720 No extradition. Because they weren't technically 109 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:52,640 part of the Geneva Convention and all that. 110 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,400 They they're not really a part of anything. 111 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,440 Just don't go to the Geneva Convention. 112 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,040 Like I don't go to Comic Con. It's like the same thing. 113 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,280 It's not the same thing. It's not. 114 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,960 It's not. They have a Comic Con. 115 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,360 The Comic Con doesn't come to your house and punish you for 116 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,760 not being the right type of. They don't feel like no. 117 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,240 They have to be. No, no, that's the nerds that go 118 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,000 to Comic Con. The actual Comic Con itself 119 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,760 doesn't do anything. Oh, it's fair. 120 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,360 They just exist. How you doing doing? 121 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,040 Pretty good. That's good. 122 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:23,920 Yeah. Anybody. 123 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,840 Let me have it. Any deaths or births or 124 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,920 anything? No, I just had my grandpa's 125 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,200 funeral on Tuesday. Tuesday, OK. 126 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,920 Yeah, yeah. I I messaged you and I I think 127 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,160 you messaged me back. I did. 128 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,680 I thought you did. Yeah. 129 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,400 Yeah. I I can read it, you know. 130 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,760 No, it's fine. I thought you had. 131 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,960 I just hadn't. I didn't. 132 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,040 Remember it? So you, you sent me a message 133 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,400 and I said thanks. I love you too. 134 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,440 Sick fake dad. Because this is when you saw 135 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,040 pneumonia. That's what it was, yeah. 136 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,120 Yeah. So I I didn't not have, I don't 137 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,760 know if I don't think I had pneumonia. 138 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:59,800 It didn't feel like pneumonia. I was just, it could be, it 139 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,200 could have been like a walking pneumonia or really severe 140 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:06,240 bronchitis, but I I burned. It sound good now. 141 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,440 I've burned gift wrapping on Christmas Day, and I don't know 142 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:14,240 if that's what killed me because there's a lot of toxic stuff in 143 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,040 the gift wrap. Yeah, as soon, as soon as I 144 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,640 threw it in the fire and it was turning black, I said, man, this 145 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,080 is probably isn't a good idea, but I thought so. 146 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,800 You and you and my mom are complete opposites. 147 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,040 That woman, my mother. Still has boxes and gift 148 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,920 wrapping from 10 years ago. Oh no, I can't say and. 149 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,560 She and she keeps reusing them. It's hoarding. 150 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,200 No kidding. Yeah. 151 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,520 It's like. Don't. 152 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:47,040 Tear the box and it still has my to Derek from like. 153 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:51,320 Oh my goodness, says ago. Oh no. 154 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,800 And you can. Take the. 155 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:57,840 Intervention for your mom. You can tell it's dated by the 156 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,040 fact that it says to Derek from Rhonda and Troy and Troy is her 157 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,840 ex-husband that she divorced like six years ago. 158 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,800 Five years. Oh wow, he. 159 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,680 Could it's funny. He could have still got it for 160 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,120 you too. You never, I guess. 161 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,360 Maybe you had a connection? So my wife. 162 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,360 In a non weird way. My wife always keeps any gift 163 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,920 bags so we always have a collection of gift see that 164 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,880 makes. Sense gift paper doesn't. 165 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,720 That doesn't make sense. I mean, if you take and fold it, 166 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,880 you know, real nice and whatnot, like I could. 167 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,080 See, no, it's cheap. It's pretty cheap, but 168 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,240 definitely throw it away and buy new stuff. 169 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,400 But that's how. That's how you make a 170 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,960 millionaire. Though that's no it's, that's 171 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,840 never happened, I don't think. I bet a. 172 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:42,039 Millionaire has never come to be from reusing toilet paper or 173 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:45,800 gift wrap or whatever people do paper plates. 174 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,120 I bet paper. Plates. 175 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,120 I don't think he did. I I I don't use paper plates 176 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,000 unless it's like a a family big family get together. 177 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,680 Otherwise, those don't be used in our house. 178 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,800 It makes sense. It's kind of smarter and easier 179 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,080 to just keep washing the plate because it's cheaper. 180 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,680 You don't have to keep buying them. 181 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,320 Yeah. So it's like save money. 182 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,400 Wash the paper plate washing them. 183 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:11,240 Yeah, that's what it's about. So it's kind of more fancy in 184 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,280 in. I almost. 185 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,160 Eyebrow to use paper plates if you think about. 186 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,240 It if using. I only use paper plates when 187 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,560 people come over because nobody cleans their dishes afterwards. 188 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:25,920 Grab bastards. You too, bastards, get in there 189 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:32,680 and clean your dishes. I wind up having to spend 3 190 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,640 weeks washing dishes after we make food and people come over. 191 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,200 How? Would it be how many? 192 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,800 People, do you have over? Why have I never even invited? 193 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,760 I'm not actually. I'm I'm outside my house like 16 194 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,360 hours a day, so I don't, I don't have time to wash dishes, ain't. 195 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,440 Nobody got time for that. OK, that's fair. 196 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,920 I feel that. So I finished rewriting Chasm 197 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,400 Inferno, it is completely done. You rewrote it. 198 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,520 Yeah, because Sam's not here anymore. 199 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,960 It really changed that much, Yeah. 200 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:10,200 Trickle to the story. Yeah, I wrote a specific segment 201 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,280 for each one of you guys to flush out your characters and 202 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,680 give you guys individual time in the spotlight. 203 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,240 You know what that's you know what that's going to cause, 204 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,600 right? Sam's going to come back. 205 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,200 Yeah. You have your old. 206 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:27,200 Draft. I changed the final docs so no, 207 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:32,560 just in case, but I do I do. I do know, I do remember what's 208 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,960 supposed to happen if Sam does come back. 209 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,160 Oh, did you? That reminds me, did you get 210 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,520 Victoria's character sheet? Dan and I were talking about 211 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,800 what? Yeah, She's joining for Chasm. 212 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,320 He said he talked to you about it. 213 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,600 He didn't talk to you about it. Nobody told me about this so. 214 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,120 You didn't do anything for her character. 215 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,000 Oh no. That. 216 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,840 Part. He just had a meltdown. 217 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,720 He had a meltdown. I worked. 218 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,640 Four hours coming up with a cohesive and there goes my 219 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,440 freaking spoon. I came up with it. 220 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,000 It took me 4 hours to write in a cohesive part and it turned out 221 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,880 to be the longest part of this entire story and now I have to 222 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,920 write it again. It's kidding. 223 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,960 Yes, no I'm kidding. I honestly think I've outdone 224 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,720 myself and it. I can't wait to see a cheddar. 225 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,960 Yeah, that was a joke though. The. 226 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,440 The character she was, that was a joke. 227 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,960 That was a joke, yes. OK, I just say he hadn't told me 228 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,000 that. He. 229 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,800 Told me, gave him a meltdown. I think he had 6 heart attacks 230 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:36,240 right there. That was totally worth it, but 231 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,000 you don't have to change the link. 232 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,480 Because there was talk of her joining. 233 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,320 Us at one point, right, Right. That's why. 234 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,720 I felt like I. Had it. 235 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,480 I just had to not laugh. It's because of the shades. 236 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,360 I'm still wearing the shades. I see that that mustache is 237 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,440 doing evil things to you. I'm coming out with a. 238 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,640 Laser on all the secrets they hold so you look at it. 239 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,560 Makes you look evil. Ha for a rule 34. 240 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,400 You can't tell. Stop looking at my reflection. 241 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,800 What a man does with his computer and his spare times, 242 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,440 his business. With his peanut butter. 243 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,480 With his peanut butter and his dogs. 244 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:15,360 Except I can see the reflection in your glasses and it's not 245 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,560 good. Yeah, yeah, it's gay, man. 246 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:22,520 I re listened to all of Dead Rain yesterday at work because I 247 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,360 had to play handyman and I had to. 248 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,520 I had to repair something on the machine and it took me almost 249 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,920 all day. That's so fun. 250 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,720 Yeah. Damn son. 251 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:35,520 Shit, man. It also required me to get like 252 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,880 be lifted up by a forklift and put on a certain platform. 253 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 I've had that. I've done that. 254 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,240 And everyone else is like super busy. 255 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,000 So I asked someone, they picked me up, they put me up there and 256 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,520 then all of a sudden boom, as soon as I'm getting done, break 257 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,320 it. So I was, I was stranded up 258 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,880 there for 15 minutes until they came back and I what do they 259 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,600 just? Leave for a break like a robot. 260 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,800 Yeah, pretty much. That's terrible. 261 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,320 That's terrible. I was like you really, you 262 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,440 really trust somebody to to lift, you know? 263 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,800 Forklift. Because I've been there. 264 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,120 I have no marked that Co worker and I am never trusting them 265 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,920 with anything. Yeah, you're done. 266 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:12,960 You're on the. List without the. 267 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,920 Standards while I go as my best friend so I don't care that that 268 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,360 much. Oh well, that's probably why 269 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,800 they did it then. Yeah, he did it on purpose. 270 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,680 I mean, I'd probably get a new best friend. 271 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,960 Well, you know. To be fair I was up there for 272 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:29,640 like 45 minutes before break and then my my shift is an hour. 273 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,320 Like I start an hour after everyone else, but I stay two 274 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,600 hours after everyone. Else I see. 275 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,200 So. I would still like for you if 276 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,800 you know. If you were my friend at work, 277 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,560 I'd wait for. You. 278 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,520 Yeah, I just didn't have any signal where I was, so I wasn't 279 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:47,280 able to text anyone. Were you really that high up you 280 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,920 lost signal? It's like we're in a we're in a 281 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,320 tin warehouse. So yeah. 282 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,040 Or some kind of metal. Yeah. 283 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,880 And like lower to the ground. Yeah. 284 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:04,560 But it like where I was in like all these like metal encasings 285 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,320 and stuff like that were around me. 286 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,520 I did not get signal. Now let's. 287 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:12,600 See, if it was me, I think I'd stay up on the racking, make 288 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,280 myself a little base. It's not time, baby. 289 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,960 Well, I'm going on break. Oh, I'm going on break too. 290 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:22,240 I'm going on several breaks. You ain't gonna see me the rest 291 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,280 of the day. So our time down racking. 292 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,200 Our warehouse doesn't have any like pallet racks or anything 293 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,960 like that to hide on. It's all just we place the bags 294 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,840 and the boxes like we stack them on top of each other and that's 295 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:38,080 all that we do. There's like no racking, but I 296 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,640 was on a machine. Sitting on then. 297 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,040 Each other outer boxes and pallets of bags. 298 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,800 It's like that. Yeah, well, because corn. 299 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,840 Because. Corn South of the Falls. 300 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,600 Well, yeah. Baby, you ever seen any of those 301 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,480 videos? I've I'll yocking because 302 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,720 because every Monday we have like a tailgate thing and it's 303 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,480 soul. Sucking. 304 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,600 It is soul sucking to watch that video. 305 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,480 You're just like, there's no coming back, ever. 306 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,440 An entire warehouse being leveled? 307 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,760 Yeah. I'd be, I'd be walking into my 308 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,720 job, I'd see that and I'd turn around and leave and never be 309 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,960 seen again. If that were I just like wasn't 310 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,680 even my fault. I'm out, I'm gone. 311 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,160 I'm gone. Bro are you? 312 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,680 Talking about that one guy that like completely messed up and it 313 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,600 just all cascaded in front of him. 314 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,240 Yes. Yeah, I know. 315 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,640 See where to find. It there you go, really quiet 316 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,160 there for a second. Yeah, I did. 317 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,520 Aw. I'm just kind. 318 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,880 Of nice. Character she. 319 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,280 Oh yeah, I don't have a character sheet. 320 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,640 Yeah. He posted the handbook. 321 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,880 Yeah, the well, yeah, but how do I fill it out? 322 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:51,520 I found it. Dude see that he posted it. 323 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,040 That guy died, but he had to have died if you haven't seen 324 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,120 the video. Usually videos, well videos like 325 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,800 that, they don't really post them if someone died. 326 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:07,160 You don't see him die, but like he's he's, he's swallowed by 327 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:12,720 thousands of pounds of product. And yeah, he's on his forklift. 328 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,680 The only dozens of that is keeping him safe. 329 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:20,040 The only thing is that cast iron feel caging. 330 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,400 You know, he's buried on that forklift and he's, he can't get 331 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,000 out, but he's stuck there and he might be. 332 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,520 OK. Or if anything poked through the 333 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,120 little slats or anything, I mean. 334 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,240 Yeah, that's a, that's a different one than I was 335 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,720 thinking of. Look at the the beginning, the 336 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:41,120 1st frame and the last Domino's first in the last frame. 337 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,120 Is like. It keeps going world. 338 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,680 War. It cannot go anymore. 339 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,720 It goes again. It's just, it's insanity. 340 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,520 It's all gone. Man. 341 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:57,160 It's just a pile man. Is it bad I? 342 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,280 Love that. Video. 343 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,600 I freaking love that video. No, you know what? 344 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,920 He's fine. He's he's in the age. 345 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,160 It depends what. Falls, it looks like. 346 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,680 The way it falls, it looks like he survived. 347 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,760 He's not getting out for a while, but it looks. 348 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,280 Like he died then he died of starvation. 349 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,560 I doubt it. It looks like there's plenty of 350 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,520 food there. Oh man. 351 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,760 I bet I have seen that. Where'd you post that to, Joe? 352 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,319 It's in memes. In memes, Soda. 353 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,360 Man, I love it. First and last time of the video 354 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,280 of the crawling. It's just like, no. 355 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,960 Honey. Yeah, it was. 356 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:36,640 Like, fine, everything's so nice and clean, and then the last 357 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,720 frame, it's just you're installing, yeah. 358 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,240 You're. Installing touch that racking 359 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,480 too. That's. 360 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,400 That's that shouldn't have happened that easily, no. 361 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,880 Honestly, I would say that's malfunction. 362 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,960 It's not on him watching that. If that company came up to him 363 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,400 and was like, OK, we're going to blame you. 364 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,120 I'd like OK, we have video proof that that's an obvious 365 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,600 malfunction, so feel free to blame me. 366 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,680 My counter suit's going to be a lot bigger than your normal. 367 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,800 Suit I died of starvation. You're going to be paying my 368 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,720 social. Security and that candy 369 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,480 warehouse. It took them, it took them like 370 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,400 a week to get to me. Inside the IT took FEMA 17 days 371 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,800 to get me clean water. I almost died. 372 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,840 This is even working my own eating. 373 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,880 I'm going down a rabbit hole. Forklift accidents. 374 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,880 This is This is. There's a lot of not. 375 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,520 Just worse than. E This is. 376 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,760 There's a lot of E north of South Carolina like this is just 377 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,120 yeah. Any lively type crap that I 378 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,880 should see? I don't know what that is. 379 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,400 Really going down the rabbit hole. 380 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,160 People dying. Yeah. 381 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,360 There is one I guess. I guess I was. 382 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,680 Writing. Judy Hopps. 383 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,120 Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah. 384 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:47,640 Malfunction has to be, has to be a malfunction, yeah. 385 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,440 I. Guess there's no way. 386 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,080 Like he, just he. Hit that. 387 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,800 Big time. He hit it for sure. 388 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,560 He bumped into it like he should have stopped, but it was just 389 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,920 like, and yeah, it just keeps going. 390 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,000 And when you think it can't keep going, this is how I know it was 391 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 a malfunction. All of these racks went down 392 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,440 all. Shouldn't they? 393 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,080 Shouldn't fall like one? No like. 394 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,080 One rack going down, maybe taking a second one down, sure, 395 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,920 But then all of them were down, and then another rack started 396 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,760 falling so. That makes me think that they 397 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,360 overstocked them and like it was like above. 398 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:30,600 Their. 100% yeah, no. I thought there was somebody in 399 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,640 that. But no chasm Ferno should be 400 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,640 ready to go. I just have to create the rule 401 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,760 20. Nice. 402 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:43,120 And I got all the macros done and then we could do like a 403 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,760 session 0 before we start. That'll help like tie some 404 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,720 things in and. Yeah, I like doing. 405 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,960 I like doing those, yeah. I might do something like that 406 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,960 for Dead Ring four. I've got the, I've finished up 407 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,320 all of the loose ends, the the cliffhangers. 408 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,560 So all of that's finished up. I just need to come up with a 409 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:06,080 storyline in its entirety. But yeah, looking forward to 410 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,120 that one too. We're. 411 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,040 Going to wrap that one up. What's that? 412 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,760 And we're going to wrap up Dead Rain with Dead Rain 4. 413 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:12,440 No. Oh. 414 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,280 OK. There's so there's there's going 415 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,360 to be at least five of them if you guys want to get going after 416 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,240 that. I can still continue to come up 417 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,280 with new material if you like the Dead Rain world. 418 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,920 Gosh, I'm liking it so far. Yeah. 419 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,360 I'm, I'm really, I really like the way I, I let everything, I 420 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,840 let everything go. This last time. 421 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,160 I kind of let you guys have your liberty and I liked that. 422 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,640 That was that was actually kind of fun. 423 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:40,200 I think pretty well it still felt like season 2 but. 424 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:44,600 I, I think, I think you guys are going to really, really love and 425 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:50,960 regret the Cheddar's Cheddar's idea for the first plants. 426 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,680 Regret, Yeah. Probably a bit of both. 427 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,120 Oh, they're gonna turn on us. There's gonna be some invasion 428 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,760 of the body Snatcher at. This point it is no longer my 429 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,080 idea because you shut me down when I asked about it. 430 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,520 I didn't know I got him back. I did. 431 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,840 Why I shut you down? Because I couldn't conceive of. 432 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,880 How? It would happen and the more I 433 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,400 yeah it's semi realistic. So you brought, So you brought 434 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,960 it back without me asking again. Yeah, well, because I love you. 435 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,000 It wasn't. It wasn't. 436 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,480 It wasn't a. No. 437 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,680 Now see, he's regretting it. Now he's trying to make it your 438 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,360 fault. He's pulling the government. 439 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,760 No, no, no. He made the. 440 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,800 He made the absolute. I'm trying to find the man. 441 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,400 That was pretty dumb. That was pretty dumb. 442 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,000 He was right. No, it's his fault. 443 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,640 He put them on. I didn't ask. 444 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,680 It's your fault, America. Yeah, I. 445 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,200 Think you're going to like him though. 446 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,680 This look makes me look like a street performer and not 447 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,000 integrate. Like Jesse Cotton. 448 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,720 No. So you look like you should be 449 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,280 out on a boat. I could see it. 450 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,560 Yeah, like a. Oh, also, I've never seen 451 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,480 Breaking Bad, not one single time. 452 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,800 I haven't seen it either, but I've seen Jesse Pinkerton. 453 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,360 Pinkerton. That's his last name. 454 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,160 Jesse Con's a famous Yu-gi-oh player. 455 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,280 Sure. That's. 456 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,720 That's a lot. I never watch Breaking Bad 457 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,360 either so. I have a problem with shows 458 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,720 where the only thing they can do to make it interesting is have 459 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,200 you root for the bad or the bad guys the main characters 460 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,920 throughout it. Obviously there are worse guys 461 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,360 in that show, but it still boils down to the dude's a meth 462 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,880 dealer. Am I supposed to sympathize with 463 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:25,560 that? Am I? 464 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,440 What? Am I supposed to? 465 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,720 Sure. Because he's got cancer, it's 466 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,120 justified. I have cancer. 467 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,120 I don't make mess. I don't have cancer. 468 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,000 I'm kidding. Sorry for those who do have 469 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,280 cancer out there. I mean, so did Jigsaw. 470 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,680 Dang it really? Yeah. 471 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,280 Isn't he like terrorizing people for like 7 movies straight? 472 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,680 For the first three, yeah, the 4th 1 he dies Well, the. 473 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,520 First 3 and the last two are like prequels. 474 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,560 Yeah, the last two are like prequels, yeah. 475 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,920 So yes, technically 5 movies, but out of order. 476 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,600 And then it's copycats. Spoiler alert, copycats. 477 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,360 That's what Spiral is. It's just copycats. 478 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:08,000 No, the main villain in that had brain cancer and he took his 479 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:16,240 like trauma and like his whole, his whole his whole thing with, 480 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,360 you know, not appreciating life as the driving factor of why he 481 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:24,160 was doing it. And that's what that's what his 482 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,560 whole mentality was. I'm. 483 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,800 Sorry, you devised the stickiest contraption to murder people in 484 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,760 the most brutal ways because oh, they don't appreciate life. 485 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,000 I've. Tried to help the. 486 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:44,280 Why I'm so lazy if if I was ever to become a serial killer it 487 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,160 would be with bullets. Just poom, poom, back of the 488 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,560 head, walk away. Why would be? 489 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,520 Why would you be a serial? He doesn't. 490 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,440 He doesn't kill people, they kill themselves. 491 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,920 Alex, I've read your stories. You wouldn't just use a bullet. 492 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,200 Everybody's going to die. You'd hack them up. 493 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,080 But you wouldn't just use a bullet, you'd get creative. 494 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,800 No, eventually it gets boring, right? 495 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:13,680 Yeah, the creative relations with arsenic, the creativism is 496 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,800 in the story if I want to kill people. 497 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,560 It's no, you're right every like I learned. 498 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,120 About this conversation, because I can feel the FBI looking at us 499 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,800 right now. I. 500 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,880 Hope they do. You can see whatever we have 501 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,400 this. FBI agent that listens already 502 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,400 just because there's probably one for every single podcast and 503 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,360 the one listening to us probably goes home and complaints about 504 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,840 us to his wife. Why on God did I get the main 505 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,120 you? They're the absolute freaking 506 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:47,040 worst ever. That Alex guy is probably a 507 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,560 serial killer, but we can't prove it. 508 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,960 I'm actually not. I don't like the even the idea 509 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,080 of actually hurting people. It makes me sick. 510 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,080 So that would be a big thing too. 511 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,640 Like I'd have a gun and I'd like I could kill you, but then I'll 512 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,160 throw up and then they'll catch me. 513 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,000 I'm sick right now. Have a good day. 514 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,760 Have a good day. I'm good. 515 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,200 Thanks for letting me in your or thanks for indulging me while I 516 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,040 broke into your house. It. 517 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,840 Sounds like you're covering Alex. 518 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160 That sounds like you're covering you like it? 519 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,000 Say what you will. Say what you will. 520 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,840 You like it? I I honestly don't love or hate 521 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840 people enough to kill them. That's true. 522 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,360 That's the everyone. Man, I can't wait to see that in 523 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:29,000 the court records. I don't think this podcast is 524 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,960 admissible in any court. I I feel like you're wrong. 525 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,000 So really feel like you're. Wrong. 526 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,200 I guess we'll see I. Guess you know. 527 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,720 I know. When we come in a felony on here 528 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,520 be. Fair. 529 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,600 To be fair if I went to jail for murder you it would also be in 530 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,160 the court records 10 years later and in the papers. 531 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,960 Sorry we got the wrong guy. Our bad. 532 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,160 I mean that's all I would say our bad. 533 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,880 Wrong guy. He killed the CEO, that was him. 534 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,000 Danny, how am I supposed to fill a character sheet? 535 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,840 It's not super important. You just do it. 536 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,000 I didn't. Don't worry about. 537 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,360 It honestly didn't. I don't. 538 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,280 Worry about it. So, Alex, I didn't really know 539 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,640 what you were doing, so I just gave you a generic white guy. 540 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,520 Bro, you know I'm Latino. I'm not Latino. 541 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,120 You mispronounced Latino. I'm not. 542 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,120 I'm not. Oh. 543 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,920 My goodness, I was about to say Latin X to be generally 544 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,760 appropriate. I talked to a Latino guy who got 545 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,320 so angry that I said Latin X because I went, oh, you're 546 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,760 Latino. I mean Latin, Latin X. 547 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,320 And he's like, Latinos never said that. 548 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,080 That was some white people crap is what he told me. 549 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,680 He's like, that's white people trying to get metal in something 550 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:48,600 that is none of their business. It's Latino or Latina languages 551 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:52,200 have male and female parts. Other languages do. 552 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,920 Like that's what it's like. No one says that except for 553 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,920 white corporations and white people. 554 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,720 I was like, that's just for my best. 555 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,880 Friend is Mexican and he can confirm that that they hate it 556 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,560 when anyone calls them Latin X. Oh my goodness, you're Latin X. 557 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:12,760 That's so great for you, Hold. On I don't guys, am I? 558 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,000 Am I Mexican? I thought. 559 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,840 You were. Hungary, are you? 560 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,760 Are you Mexican? I'm not. 561 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,680 Well, that's funny, huh? Dad or Alex? 562 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,680 Are you guys Mexican? No. 563 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,440 Mr. Master, you're muted. Huh. 564 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:31,440 Sometimes I Mexican Mexican. Or maybe maybe. 565 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,720 Dad. Because if it's not, then I 566 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,560 don't know who the heck he's talking to outside of this 567 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,320 podcast. I can't. 568 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,320 Have friends my. Best friend. 569 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,560 Is Mexican. He is right now. 570 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,680 Right now. Wait, what do you mean Lennys 571 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,440 not? Mexican, yeah. 572 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,920 He's your best friend. That dudes white as snow man. 573 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:03,520 That dude is white as snow. Milk. 574 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,480 Mother's milk. The white kind Mother's milk. 575 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,880 White is milk straight from the tube. 576 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,760 Danny, what do you think of the staff of the. 577 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,960 What of the? Moustache. 578 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,240 I just wanted. Freddie Mercury mustache. 579 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,440 On the podcast right now, I wanted to confirm that you are, 580 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,600 in fact, real. I don't think you got my. 581 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,040 Joke. Yeah, you didn't get my joke. 582 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,120 I do like your mustache. I'll call you back. 583 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,760 Plus, you're real. Wait, we can't hear you. 584 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,040 No, he gave the best response. He was like, did you take your 585 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,400 meds? And I was like, I'm going to. 586 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,320 I'm going to call my best friend Barack Obama. 587 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,720 Hold. On. 588 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,000 Hey, Mr. Obama. Oh, yeah. 589 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,240 OK. All right. 590 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,880 I'll feel better than he can. He can go suck it, all right? 591 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,800 Give Michelle a kiss for me, okay? 592 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,800 I love you too. Bye. 593 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,840 Barack that you can suck it. And then he did like this. 594 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,240 Tell him that he can suck. I'm American hero President 595 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,760 Barack. Obama, American Hero. 596 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,280 Tell. Cheddar that he can suck it. 597 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,520 He. Can he Can Cheddar can just suck 598 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,560 it anyway. Joey was asking what you thought 599 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,640 of his quick shift into a Freddie Mercury style life. 600 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,240 Honestly, he's a pretty sexy Freddie Mercury and I see 601 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,120 contracting AIDS in my future. I told him he looks like the guy 602 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:42,360 from Lovely Bones. I'm gonna die. 603 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:51,320 It's a funny way of saying that you're predicting. 604 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,360 It's a predictive diagnosis. Yeah. 605 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,080 I like, yeah. I used to be doing something 606 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,440 wrong with the way a. Very advanced medical degree. 607 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,080 All right, I'll make sure you get it. 608 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,600 All right. I appreciate it. 609 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,360 It's like I got some syringes, some vials of stuff in case. 610 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,000 World War Z. Grabbins the movie virtually 611 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,760 Bob. Bye. 612 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:15,920 I love you, like to watch you leave, love to watch you go and. 613 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:22,000 Shit, man. I had to listen to last. 614 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,280 Week. I had to listen to last week's 615 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,640 podcast just now to remember what voice I did for my 616 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,520 character. I didn't remember. 617 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,120 Oh. You. 618 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,680 Don't have to. I walked in there doing a 619 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,680 completely different voice. You were stutter McGee, Yeah. 620 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,000 Slightly higher nervously study stuttering. 621 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,120 You have to. Do that again. 622 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,280 I'm not you were doing any graph. 623 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,960 Is that different character? I didn't listen to all episode, 624 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,440 I can't remember. It that took place about 250 625 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,040 years before this. Yeah. 626 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,440 So OK. Prequel just kind of background 627 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,640 gotcha. Gotcha. 628 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,400 So if you wanted. To do a whole new character. 629 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,520 You could be a clone of that person and that'd be fine. 630 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,360 How else Figured? I kind of plan on you doing like 631 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,040 a clone of anti grav from season. 632 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,080 One or Antriel Gravatro was the engineer. 633 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,560 Who was anti grav? He was a recluse, yeah. 634 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,600 Man mothership right? Mothership season 1, yes. 635 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,560 He didn't really talk a lot, so you can really make up whatever 636 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,000 you want. Yeah. 637 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,280 Everything. So bright. 638 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,160 I came up with an epiphany this week, which is weird for me, but 639 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,160 I did it. Good for you, cheddar, good for 640 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:33,400 you. But. 641 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,880 I figured I'd let you know, doing a little bit of research 642 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:45,520 and thanks to some suggestions from my girlfriend, there are. 643 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,840 And I knew I knew this, but I don't know why I never thought 644 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,320 of it. But there are podcasts like 645 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,920 conventions, so to speak, essentially where you can, like, 646 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,240 you know, meet up with other people and. 647 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,920 Pod Con. Kind of, but not really, is it? 648 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,800 We we got to delete the jungle episode before we go to pod con. 649 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:08,200 There's one. There's one in Chicago coming up 650 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,800 in May, so I thought that might be kind of fun to go to. 651 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,080 That could be our guy strip slash pod con type thing 652 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,000 They're. Not they're not terribly. 653 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,920 Expensive. They have like a lot of like 654 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,440 voice actors and stuff there and, and all that kind of stuff. 655 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,600 But it, it's, it's not terribly expensive. 656 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,000 I think like tickets are like 90 bucks for like creator passes 657 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,440 and stuff like that. And you get to learn a lot and 658 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,240 mingle and brush elbows with people. 659 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,880 And I'm sure they probably have furry orgies for cheddar. 660 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,600 Yeah, that's a Joey thing. Oh, Joey thing. 661 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,080 Oh, sorry. Yeah. 662 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,520 I said. I said stop looking at my 663 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:47,320 reflection. If you want, if they want, they 664 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,360 can throw me to where all the older women are. 665 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,680 Oh, OK. OK. 666 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,480 Oh, that's right. I forgot. 667 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,920 You like a good cougar. Got it. 668 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,040 Yeah, he does throw him into the cougar den. 669 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,360 The cougar. I lost my license to that ever 670 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,560 since I sold my car so. Oh, you lost your license to 671 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,520 that? Yeah, hear that, buddy? 672 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,120 Yeah, they took away his cougar hunting license. 673 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,880 Yeah, man, you. Need to go to the. 674 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,960 You need to go to the state and get that renewed. 675 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,640 Yeah, they're, from what I hear, they're all in Wisconsin, so. 676 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,400 OK, I'll go there. I'm moving to Wisconsin. 677 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,520 Why? Why are older women in 678 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,480 Wisconsin? I don't. 679 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,360 Cold there? Yeah, it's cold. 680 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,960 There, the cheese, man, the cheese. 681 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,520 Yeah, they need, they need, they need my cheese. 682 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,680 Cheddar. Come on, it's a match. 683 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,360 It's a match made in heaven. He's the cheddar. 684 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,720 I hope you, I hope you like Wisconsin cheese because my name 685 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,920 is Cheddar. Nice to meet you today. 686 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,240 Something called I'm. Married. 687 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,400 He's like I'm married and I'm just three. 688 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,040 Should I call you or want to give me your name? 689 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,920 1 was great. We're going to Nashville, boys. 690 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,760 There's a podcast movement in Nashville, TN. 691 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,120 What do they do there? I don't know. 692 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,840 That's a movement. They're moving around. 693 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,120 I I'm fat, I can't move that much. 694 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,160 Shut up, cheddar. If we're in Nashville, you can 695 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,240 become a famous country star just like Jelly Roll. 696 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,200 He doesn't move a lot. He's. 697 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,800 Digging. Look at my Jelly rolls. 698 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,679 Look, hey, last time his wife, she's older than he is. 699 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,719 So maybe some of there are some Cougars in Nashville. 700 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:16,679 Live. Life Jelly roll. 701 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,400 He's sporting a cougar, too. Is is your girlfriend older than 702 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,280 you, Danny? Yes, she is. 703 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,920 Ah, I hadn't. I had not even thought to ask 704 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,880 that. By how much a? 705 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:30,040 Couple of years. He's asking permission. 706 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,960 I mean roughly and like I don't need to know her you. 707 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,880 Know roughly 6. Seven months time. 708 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,639 Let's just say I'm the tugger Dan boy. 709 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,280 Or 91 so. OK. 710 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,639 OK, OK. Yeah. 711 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,880 Oh, OK. So yeah, just a year, like a 712 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,760 year, Sorry. About. 713 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,600 That I don't. I consider that the same age 714 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,400 person. So she was born in, like, 715 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,239 January of 91? Yeah. 716 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,320 So you know, me being born in December of 92, it's almost two 717 00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,960 years, yeah. Yeah. 718 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,840 Oh yeah, I guess so. Barely. 719 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,640 Barely reminds me we're starting a new generation. 720 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,160 Boys, I don't know if you heard about this. 721 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,000 I. Did hear about this? 722 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,320 Yes. Wait, we are new. 723 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,960 There's a new generation, yes, that that started, not us 724 00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:14,880 specifically. Some of us I. 725 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,480 Don't know in 2025 or 2024 it's a new bracket that's been 726 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,320 created. Generation Beta. 727 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,000 Beta. Oh no, not a bunch of betas. 728 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,080 So it's even worse than Alpha. I can't. 729 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,360 Wait. I can't wait for the next one 730 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,840 generation. What's going to be generation 731 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,760 Sigma generation Cook? I mean, as the old man of the 732 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,680 group, I don't. Want to found generation π 733 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,320 alpha, beta, Sigma. Π I don't know. 734 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,920 You want me to do what? Generation Sigma will be. 735 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,640 I'm going to eat some pie. They'll be the ones that fix us. 736 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,600 I bunch of sigma's food for pie, honestly. 737 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,640 I can make. Sounds good. 738 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,640 So you're, I mean, kids these days, they're going to be betas. 739 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,200 Yeah, me too. I got to kill them. 740 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,200 It's a beta too. Buddy. 741 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,440 Ain't no betas. Mess them up, there's a beta 742 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,680 test. I'll wait for Sigma and then 743 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,120 I'll start having kids like crazy. 744 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:17,680 Blockers and. Jeez, jeez, holy penis. 745 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,400 Whoa. What? 746 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,640 Whoa, what? What? 747 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,520 That's over the line, Joey. What? 748 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:29,080 Bro that swear you cannot take things like that with that 749 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,840 mustache. Yeah, yeah, we're going to have 750 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,600 to cancel. You you guys just shudder. 751 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,840 Like I said, the N word. You're not allowed. 752 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,880 No, I wouldn't shudder if you said that word, OK? 753 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,040 It was hard. It's expected. 754 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,320 Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 755 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,520 You said the N word. Are we talking nougat here? 756 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:50,640 Like what are we talking about? Oh no, no, it's not Nugget. 757 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,320 It's Nugi Nugent. Guys. 758 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,840 Nugent, Ted Nugent. Yeah, my buddy. 759 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,560 My best friend Barack Obama is not going to like these words. 760 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,360 Guys. Oh. 761 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,680 My SO I was like. The gooey part. 762 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,240 You guys are. The fluffy, gooey part. 763 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,240 The Three Musketeers. I don't know what you want, I 764 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,800 love Nugent. I just, I want to say all the 765 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,360 bad words if he's your best friend. 766 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,360 What about Ted Nugent? That's not funny. 767 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,320 Exactly. Thank you, Cheddar. 768 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,600 I said I heard that episode. I said that at work. 769 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,240 What's that? The hard R. 770 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,400 He kept bringing up Ted Nugent. I'm sorry, chatter. 771 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,440 It's just not funny. It doesn't ring with me. 772 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,520 It was funny in the moment, it was funny in the moment. 773 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,000 It was never funny, and it's not funny now. 774 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:32,920 Ted Nugent. Is funny. 775 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,480 Ted Nugent is dead. It's funny. 776 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,240 It's a funny play on words. Joey, you're a dad. 777 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,240 You should know this. Ted Nugent is not dead. 778 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,840 Oh, he's alive. That's boring. 779 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,200 He's a bit. Boring. 780 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,720 Oh, my argument just goes out the window with that remark. 781 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,000 OK, how? Old Do you believe you thought 782 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,520 Ted Nugent was dead? I don't know. 783 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,360 He's an old guy. Old do. 784 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,480 You even know who that is. He sings songs and he shoots 785 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,880 guns. Yeah, and he avoided Vietnam. 786 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:04,400 So did all the 60's rock stars. I mean, I'm in Vietnam. 787 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,440 Me too. I never. 788 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:12,520 I didn't, I didn't, he went. Nice. 789 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,840 Nature. He got his time. 790 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,960 When all the fun was over. Yeah, I made my own fun I. 791 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,600 Was just going to say that. I mean, I've officially reached 792 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:26,280 the age where I will drop or I won't be in any drafts from here 793 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,440 on out. So that's good. 794 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,480 Well, I hope so. Really. 795 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,520 Yeah, because they stop at 20 seconds. 796 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:37,840 They do. If an emergency draft happens, 797 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,720 it's 18 to 40, brother, 18 to 40 or 45 emergency drafts are 798 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,480 happening. The emergency that they do 799 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,400 nowadays to even implicate the draft, it's till 45 or 50 and. 800 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,120 Now it's women. Believe it. 801 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,880 They haven't started yet. They're talking about. 802 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,880 They're not drafting women. Oh, that's a woman's name? 803 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:56,840 Nope. Next. 804 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,880 Next I'll. Just identify as a woman then, 805 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,080 and then they won't draft me. You can't. 806 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,320 You have a kid. Huh. 807 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,040 They can't draft. You have a kid. 808 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,560 Oh, you can't get drafted if you have a kid? 809 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,600 No. No, I didn't think that was a 810 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,960 kid. All right, I need to go find a 811 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,240 broad. No. 812 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:16,240 So men. Men are considered only the age 813 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,960 of liability for the draft once they turn 26. 814 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,720 Really. Yeah. 815 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,120 Wow, we're just a communist country now. 816 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,480 I thought it was. I thought it was 35. 817 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,080 I meanest. And during World War Two it was 818 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,480 like 40 I'm pretty sure. It it's probably something 819 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,040 that's changed quite a few times. 820 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,040 Could you imagine like 25 to? 35 Now they don't even implicate 821 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040 being. Drafted now. 822 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,760 Yeah, we went to Desert Storm. They didn't draft anybody, no. 823 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,160 To just be the last. Few words they don't. 824 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,760 We'd just be complaining the entire time. 825 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,240 So and like the So the thing about that is. 826 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,640 Not me. Is. 827 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,080 I would be. Like if you're, if you're over 828 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,200 like 20 years old and you're in basic training, like you're the 829 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,440 old man, yeah. Yeah, Oh yeah, a bunch of kids. 830 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:00,840 He's a bunch of 18 years old. I had. 831 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,360 A yeah, I actually had a Navy recruiter walk up to me in the 832 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,120 gym while I was working on. He walked up to me and he goes, 833 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,560 dude, you're a tank, you should join up. 834 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,800 And I was like, you know, OK, maybe I got his card info. 835 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,600 I was like, I'm pretty sure I'm too short to join. 836 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,040 And he came back to me and he's like, you just have to sign some 837 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,960 waivers, say you're OK with it. I was like, OK, I thought about 838 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,720 it. And I was like, and I went back 839 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,320 and I talked to him and I was like, man, I'm 28. 840 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,640 This was a few years ago. I was like, I'm 28 years old. 841 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,840 I was like, it's too late for me to put in three or four years in 842 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,160 the Navy. I mean, if war breaks out, sure, 843 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,200 I'll join you. I'll do the. 844 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,840 But. And yeah, I was talking to my 845 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,000 dad about it. And like Dad, I walked under 846 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,600 that Army base. Victoria, Hi. 847 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,280 Well. There's a ghost in your 848 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,080 background, Danny. She's gonna kill you. 849 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,640 She looks pretty good. She can kill me, she can smother 850 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,320 me. Anyways, anyways, I was talking 851 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,480 to my dad about it. I said dad. 852 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,880 I'd step onto that basic training place and my nickname 853 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,560 would instantly be Grandpa. What's up, grandpa? 854 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,400 You know what I'm? And then they get really angry 855 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,880 when I was out doing them in basic training. 856 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,520 You're doing them like. Grandpas got it on the sun. 857 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,800 I think a few of them. OK, OK, let's not cross that 858 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:24,400 line. When I would be doing I mean 859 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,280 better than them in the physical portion about. 860 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,000 Aids and training. No, yes, yes, if I fully 861 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,360 understand what you're talking about. 862 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:36,600 If there's a draft, I'm going to elect to go ahead and enlist in 863 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,320 the Space Force, and I'm going to become a space shuttle door 864 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,280 gunner, OK? Easiest job ever. 865 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,760 Yeah, I'm going to hang out the side of space shuttles with the 866 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:48,200 with the with the laser gun and I was going and when I see the 867 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,240 aliens. Don't, don't, don't, don't, 868 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:55,000 don't. They're like, you know, where 869 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,120 you're like intergalactic, like teleportation, like, yeah, these 870 00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:58,840 aren't going to do. Anything. 871 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,880 And then when the reporters are interviewing me, they're like, 872 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,480 so why do you do this? I just like to kill the the 873 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,960 civilian ones. You gotta lead them. 874 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,560 You gotta lead them. Casualties of war? 875 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,120 Honestly I thought about this, if I were to join any branch of 876 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:18,000 military it would be the army and just become a medic. 877 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,800 I could see that. Medic have a tough job man. 878 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,920 Yeah, they see the Yeah. I was originally supposed to be 879 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,160 a Corman. They see the worst of the worst. 880 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,200 Horman. Yeah, Corman Horman. 881 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,720 I was. No, not Horman. 882 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:34,640 Cuckoo Cuckoo Corman. There still my body. 883 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,080 What kind of what kind of dialect is that? 884 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,160 Still a whore. Guys are stupid. 885 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,560 Guys are dumb. This is all there is to it, you 886 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:49,920 dumb. Rubbing my two brain cells 887 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,000 together trying to start a fire. Our collective two brain cells. 888 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,440 Oh my, I had. Two and the other one just 889 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,600 fizzled out so. Then Dang it. 890 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,040 It's just one banging its head against the wall. 891 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:07,160 Because now it's all alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 892 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,440 The the one that's all alone keeps shorting out because it 893 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,040 doesn't have muddy. Oh, Dollar. 894 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:20,000 Astounding. I really hope Wicket did not 895 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,240 pick that up. Wow. 896 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,920 He picks up that wow. Oh. 897 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,080 Yes, Rails. What Rails? 898 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,640 Oh no. Walter. 899 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,200 Yeah, pie. That shouldn't be called pie. 900 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,400 It's called pie because the video that he ripped it from was 901 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:54,520 King Astripper farting on a pie. Oh, that should never be. 902 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,240 I would kick. I would kick that man's tail 903 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,200 after he got done farting. I'd. 904 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,720 Still eat it, Yeah. I would no I would not touch 905 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,000 that pie. I want some pie right now man. 906 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,800 I do too. I want pie. 907 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,440 It's just a whole bunch of hell divers stuff. 908 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,520 Yeah, that's from the Hell Divers Discord. 909 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,920 See, like I can go like or Dang, the Blix actor. 910 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,560 'S really good on that. He's really good, right? 911 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,760 Oh, it's a pan about. I had to step away because of 912 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,840 this because. Of the sound sound board that 913 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,640 was played, I figured it was absolutely you were the. 914 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,600 One that played it degenerate. What? 915 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,200 No. I'm ready to throw it whenever. 916 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,440 You guys are your mustache. I didn't. 917 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,040 Play it. No, I didn't. 918 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,040 Yeah, your mustache did it. Something about being. 919 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,920 Covered in cum. Why did? 920 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,120 I just have to leave. On the podcast, bro. 921 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,000 And then I just have to leave. And then and then everybody's 922 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,240 and everybody's fine with that. Everybody's fine with that. 923 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:48,640 When I say holy, holy penis, everyone's like, what did you 924 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,240 just say? No need to. 925 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,840 Repeat it. You're just a degenerate. 926 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,520 I'm there. Degenerate. 927 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,320 I'm. The degenerate. 928 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,320 You. Guys are playing the degenerate. 929 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,400 Sound boards. You have. 930 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,800 A mustache. You have a mustache. 931 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,440 You have to watch yourself. You have to watch. 932 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,760 I do wash myself. Not wash. 933 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,080 Watch you. Have to I do both of these? 934 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,880 Things you. Can wash yourself. 935 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,720 With wash your sister sauce you're like this close to 936 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,560 getting your. Gate and you're going to have to 937 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,840 act on that and then you're going to handy aids. 938 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,720 Honestly, what Mr. Master said is. 939 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,280 Giving me a stroke? What? 940 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,440 Wash your shit. 'Cause it was a funny. 941 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,000 Play on words how you said it, I'm going to feel on the left. 942 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,160 Side of my brain shut down, no logic left. 943 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,800 I smell burnt toast. No, trust me, I've had this 944 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,000 massive cluster. Headache for like 3 days and if 945 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,520 I actually had a third eye it would have melted out of my head 946 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,160 right now here this will help take care of that headache it. 947 00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,640 Will I really? Will I've thought about it. 948 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,520 I'll relieve that pressure I thought about. 949 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,920 Driving that was a gun. I had thought about driving to 950 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,760 your house. As we speak and just using that 951 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,680 gun on myself. But you know, I'll tell you 952 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,640 what. Tell you. 953 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,680 What? I'll use the drive. 954 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,000 I'll use the buckshot. OK, Geez. 955 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,800 Yes. Ruin me in that. 956 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,920 Case. In that case you better use 410. 957 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,360 And you? You can't. 958 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,240 Danny brought a. Gun to the podcast. 959 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,280 You don't have to defend against us, Danny. 960 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,320 We can't hurt you. I mean, do you want me to take 961 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,560 you to the? Armory Yes, I. 962 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,040 Mean it's not huge. Armory. 963 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,640 I'll let you look like. Danny, this is the voice inside 964 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,160 your. Head use that gun at the gas 965 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,560 station. Hey guys, I'm. 966 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,160 Going to go get I'm going. To go get some alcohol real 967 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,120 quick. I'll be right back. 968 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,360 And get some Star Wars. I need the Starburst. 969 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:50,040 It's a freaking. It would be no even. 970 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,600 Better. Even better than I just. 971 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,320 See a flash in his screen and his camera just freezes. 972 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,560 Guys, I'm not going to be able to be on tonight. 973 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,240 No. Even better, you. 974 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,400 Literally walk into the gas station, you get the starburst 975 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,840 and the alcohol, you put them on the counter, you pay for them, 976 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,760 all while brandishing the gun and holding it in the air like 977 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,240 you could use it. You pay for it and everything. 978 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,880 You're just like thanks have a great day. 979 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,520 I don't have a cash strawberry, just take those. 980 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,600 Pistol as payment. This is my gun. 981 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,400 I'm very proud of it. My gun. 982 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,120 I will use. My gun. 983 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,080 How would you like to pay for this, Sir? 984 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,880 I will. Use my gun. 985 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,800 There you go. There you go, tap this. 986 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,840 Real quick and you just tap it on the little card reader. 987 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,000 Yeah, I had a chip installed in it. 988 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,960 What the? Yeah, it's actually. 989 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,280 An apple one changed into a gun, Yeah. 990 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,360 I don't know why I can't take it into the bank though. 991 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,240 I love the convenience. Apple. 992 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,600 Apples. Really, really progressive with 993 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,240 both the left and the right side. 994 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,440 So they're making Apple guns, they're making all sorts of 995 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,200 stuff. That reminds me, what do you 996 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,920 mean this has? A Samsung slide. 997 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,720 So probably the funniest thing that I've. 998 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:08,640 Ever heard said in my car was was earlier in the week? 999 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,800 No, please stop it. No, let me get. 1000 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,480 Out OH. No. 1001 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,880 No, no, no. So my awesome. 1002 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,640 Grandson out of the. Truck is in is in is in the 1003 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,040 back. Is in the back of the van and he 1004 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,160 says, Pop, why do you have all these guns and grenades in here? 1005 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:32,760 And I said, I said. Teddy Grandpa's a good guy 1006 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,560 that's always, you know, looking out for the bad guys. 1007 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,120 So sometimes you have to shoot the bad guys. 1008 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,360 So Grandpa wants to be ready in case he needs to shoot some bad 1009 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,160 guys. You know, he's not. 1010 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,440 Stop talking about that. I hope you know. 1011 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,240 That hasn't he? Oh no. 1012 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,040 I'm just going to. Get. 1013 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,160 The Pop. Man, I'm going to get the 1014 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,480 grenades and then I'm going to throw. 1015 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,320 Yes. Oh, I should have known. 1016 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,640 He goes. That's a really big knife. 1017 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,280 That's been a knife. It's for the Communists. 1018 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,400 Boy, I could see him too. When I said, I said. 1019 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,560 Don't even think about touching the blade of that knife because 1020 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,440 just thinking about it will cut your finger. 1021 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,760 It's so short. I could see him just. 1022 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,720 Sitting there thinking. About it there it. 1023 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:20,320 Goes that reminds. Me, There was a time in college 1024 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,440 when we all were carrying around airsoft guns because we could 1025 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,160 shoot each other at any time. And Cody Lou, the man who is on 1026 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:31,160 this podcast, mind you, yes, we were going to Wells Fargo and he 1027 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:35,080 was, Oh no, went away from entering, wrapped up the bank 1028 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,400 and. He had it tucked. 1029 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,920 An airsoft. Pistol tucked away in the back 1030 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:39,640 of his. Waistband. 1031 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,440 He had his hand on the door and he's like, oh, I just 1032 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,040 remembered. I have Oh no, he. 1033 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,680 Walked all the way. Back to the car and put. 1034 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,000 It in there? What would have happened? 1035 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,480 He would. Have gotten shot. 1036 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,760 He would have. Been there to see Morgan's 1037 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,200 funeral. No jacket. 1038 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,440 One of few things happened. He would have went to jail and 1039 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,120 they would have yelled at him for being an idiot or nobody 1040 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,840 would have noticed. He walked out just fine. 1041 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,200 And been like. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna do so 1042 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:15,840 every. Time. 1043 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,080 So I get that adrenaline rush. I mean, honestly. 1044 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,760 If I see. Somebody have a weapon. 1045 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,440 I've seen, I've seen people in Iowa open carry. 1046 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:26,960 And I mean, I kind of I kind of watch them a little bit, but my 1047 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,840 theory is if you're walking around open carrying, you're 1048 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,440 not, you're not being stupid with it. 1049 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,880 You're just letting and I, I disagree with your sentiment. 1050 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,240 I don't think you should open carry, but I don't think you're 1051 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,280 going to do anything wrong with it. 1052 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,840 Well, you're not allowed by law to. 1053 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,400 Federally, enter a bank open carrying No, you are not you. 1054 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:46,320 Are correct, so that's. Not have been good. 1055 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:47,800 No. To be fair. 1056 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:52,800 I cannot conceal carry my 10 gauge lever action shotgun. 1057 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,720 Yes, you can call the person. People the wrong. 1058 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,240 Idea. They really do. 1059 00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,600 I'll show you. I'll teach you how to do it. 1060 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:02,600 I've tried that way. And then I get a lot of really 1061 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,120 weird looks and a lot of looks that I don't want. 1062 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,640 Like, that's interesting. Tell me more. 1063 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,000 And I'm like, no, no, no, that's my gun. 1064 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,560 That's not anything weird. Well, that's that's why. 1065 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,120 Because you're not. Supposed to pull it out of your 1066 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,760 prison wallet. No, you are. 1067 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:16,800 Supposed to pull it out of your prison. 1068 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,200 Wallet OK, watch this. Let let let me let me let me put 1069 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,680 this in your heads. I know we're going real long to 1070 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,400 the UTT, so look, look, look, we'll get this out. 1071 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,840 We'll we'll go on. But that's Danny's butt. 1072 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,920 Imagine this. Imagine he's pointing. 1073 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,520 On his pants so. You're you're, you're at. 1074 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,800 The bank and you're, you're, you're cashing your, your check, 1075 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,480 you know, for $890.00 from the strip club. 1076 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,720 And as one does, you're sitting, Yeah. 1077 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:45,920 As one does. And this eight 890. 1078 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,360 Dollars at the strip club? What are you doing there from 1079 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,800 the bouncer So. You're. 1080 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:55,160 You're you. Need a raise bro. 1081 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,280 That's a different discussion for a different. 1082 00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,880 So you're in there. You're getting ready. 1083 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,840 To go up to the front and this Eskimo fellow comes in and this 1084 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,000 Russian fellow, they both come in with shotguns and boom, boom, 1085 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,240 OK, everybody gets down on the ground. 1086 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,360 All right, you're down. You're next to this pretty, 1087 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,520 you're next to this pretty Thai girl. 1088 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,840 And she's all scared and everything and it's all right. 1089 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,640 And while they're distracted, you look, you look, you're 1090 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,920 straight in the eyes and you say, just hold my hands, it's 1091 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,880 going to be OK. And you're clenching the. 1092 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,560 Vivid picture. It's like I'm there. 1093 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,560 She thinks that you're pooping yourself, but. 1094 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,200 You're not, and she sees out of your throat in the. 1095 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,080 Summertime. It's hot. 1096 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,560 She sees the little bulbs coming up out of your throat, and then 1097 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:41,480 it just, is this coming, right? This feels like the plots of 1098 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,600 some. Like Jason Statham movie and 1099 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,480 then and then you're you poop. This thing out and then you 1100 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,240 notice that one of the one of the makeshift robbers is making 1101 00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,000 eye contact to you the whole time he's he's. 1102 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,640 Terrified. He's terrified. 1103 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,360 You're getting it, You're getting it. 1104 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,000 You pull this thing out and you. Didn't even wrap it. 1105 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,560 You didn't even put a condom on it. 1106 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,200 Welcome to the crap show, Mobile. 1107 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,400 And it doesn't even. It doesn't even. 1108 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,480 Rack because it's gunked up with crap. 1109 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,680 Blow these guys away. With a bad shotgun, everybody's 1110 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:19,240 going to thank for a guy with a poop shotgun if it if it ain't 1111 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,280 the. Buckshot that kills them. 1112 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,880 It's the dysentery. I mean, yeah, your rounds. 1113 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,200 Would be automatically, yeah, poison. 1114 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,600 Does it come? Does it come out? 1115 00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,880 Stock first or barrel first? Oh, barrel first, barrel first. 1116 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,680 So. You shove the stock up first. 1117 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,800 Yeah, by the way, you've got something the hardest. 1118 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,960 Part over. The frigid. 1119 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,400 Dang if you're feeling if you're in a pinch though. 1120 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,440 You can just get everything out to the trigger out and leave the 1121 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:49,040 stop, leave the butt in there and you just you put your feet 1122 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,880 behind your head. That's. 1123 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,240 That's. That's waiting for something 1124 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,760 internal injuries. So the more. 1125 00:53:55,760 --> 00:54:00,000 Tactical way is to shove stock in first because that way as 1126 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,280 it's coming out, you can grab a hold of the, you know, the 1127 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,760 trigger assembly and the the butt of the gun and you'd be 1128 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,920 ready to run. Very tactical. 1129 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,200 Very. Tactical. 1130 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:15,040 Joe, no, you're never. You're never surprised. 1131 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,680 You're always ready. You're on a hot day trying to 1132 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,160 press this girl on. The back I'm going. 1133 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,480 To impress my. On the first day, I'm going to 1134 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,520 creep out my shotgun just to impress her. 1135 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,240 We've definitely crossed the line, but. 1136 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:31,480 This is kind of a funny one the way you told that. 1137 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,320 Story was as if it's. Really happened, though it's 1138 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,400 obviously got to be stockless. It's got a pistol grip, so I got 1139 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,760 to say. The details you put into his his 1140 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,880 story makes me think that it's an actual movie plot or that 1141 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,320 it's actually happened or some kind. 1142 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,920 Of skit. Yeah, I'm selling it. 1143 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,080 I'm selling it to. Bradley Cooper. 1144 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,680 We're going to make a movie out of it. 1145 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,840 I believe that. Eye contact the whole time? 1146 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,680 What? What is this? 1147 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:58,800 What is the script eye? Contacted them the whole time. 1148 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,920 We'll call it Danny Bourne. The hell is this? 1149 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,560 Is he pooping on a shotgun? Keep reading it. 1150 00:55:08,240 --> 00:55:13,360 The title of the movie is Poop Shoot, Poop, Shoot, Poop Shoot. 1151 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,360 That's the title. Oops. 1152 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,800 Shoot. He's like, is this is not real? 1153 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:28,440 I don't know. Don't. 1154 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,280 Ask a medical professional, we'll never find out. 1155 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,880 I don't know. It's a movie, man. 1156 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,320 I'm sick of the realism. People expect in movies these 1157 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,520 days. And then when is Marsh? 1158 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,960 Universe, do you think this is? Real. 1159 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,720 All the homeless guy in the back alley says it. 1160 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,040 It sounds real. So, yeah, yeah. 1161 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,880 Yeah, you've done it before. We've got a. 1162 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,920 Smith. And Western 500 showed up, Yeah. 1163 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,080 He's the person. I got the idea from. 1164 00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,200 He keeps a derringer in his pee hole too that. 1165 00:55:55,080 --> 00:56:02,480 Man, never getting robbed. I'm going to be alive much 1166 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,120 longer either. No, you give it Derringer. 1167 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,600 My I mean. I mean. 1168 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:09,480 I mean, honestly. At that. 1169 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,440 Point. He would be immune to all kidney 1170 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,560 stones for the rest of his life. Yeah, you could call it. 1171 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:19,320 I'm pretty sure. His the first one, the first one 1172 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,960 poop shoot and the second. One's poop shoot 24 and it's all 1173 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,760 about golf because then. It says. 1174 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,440 He's got to protect. Tiger Woods or something, he's 1175 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,320 got to protect. Tiger Woods or something. 1176 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:36,880 I don't know. I don't know. 1177 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,040 John Daly's trying to. Kill Tiger Woods. 1178 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,160 He's got to shoot with his old gun. 1179 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,080 Oh my. Gosh. 1180 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,200 It's P hole 45. I don't believe it. 1181 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,040 It's Danny. Bourne Hold on, guys. 1182 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,280 I'll be there in a minute. All right. 1183 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,520 Just hold on, I want to. Cast the villain to the to the 1184 00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,880 movie to be King Ass Ripper. I was going to thank you, 1185 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,720 Jackson. Just did for him a roll. 1186 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,800 You walk into a secret lair and you just hear, Oh yeah, what up, 1187 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:08,200 baby?