1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,960 The main menu podcast presents under the table. 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,200 Joey would hate my neighborhood because for me to get out of 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,640 town towards work I got across 3 very Rd. tracks. 4 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,200 Paul I was not that bad, though generally they don't stop. 5 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,560 They have everything pretty well set up or they don't stop across 6 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,040 the road. Sometimes I take that back 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:33,440 leading into Duncombe. Leading into Duncombe they often 8 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,680 there's a couple of roads in that area they stop on all the 9 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,800 time, but usually not too long. Illinois, on the other hand, 10 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,520 much worse as much as an hour before. 11 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,680 You guys want to hear a bad work story from me? 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,480 I would hear a bad work from you. 13 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,640 Bad work. There's just plenty of bad 14 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,000 words. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 15 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,840 You guys talk about your jobs a lot and I feel like I don't 16 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,960 share enough about mine because it's just me and another guy. 17 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,520 It's. Pretty much a mystery. 18 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,280 Yeah, I'm a male dancer, So what I call myself. 19 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,720 Yeah, no, I figured that. No, I'm a contractor so I'm 20 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,080 learning everything. Oh. 21 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:11,600 He's a mercenary, OK? A few weeks ago had a 22 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,120 particularly bad day. I do a lot of tile and 23 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:20,040 bathrooms, so I had a brand new tub covered with a piece of 24 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,720 plywood and I would stand on it and tile the walls. 25 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,240 And then wall tile was pretty good. 26 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,160 It was a WAVY tile kind of beveled out, but they wanted 27 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,360 corner shelves and that's hard to do with that kind of wall 28 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,400 tile. I was going to cut into it and 29 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,040 install it, but I said I'll just glue them on after. 30 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:43,320 So I take the plywood out on top of the bathtub and go to put the 31 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,520 glue on the shelves. And I got, you know, Gorilla 32 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:51,120 tape to keep it in place. Well, it dries well, even the 33 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,600 slightest bit of moisture on tile with Gorilla tape, it has 34 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,480 nothing, nothing at all. So I cleaned it. 35 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,440 Yeah. None, None, None at all. 36 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,240 It's it's worse than Scotch tape. 37 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,480 So yeah, yeah. So I was like watching it and 38 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,040 the tape was slipping and the glue was on there and it was 39 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,440 smearing everywhere. And I was like, this sucks. 40 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,400 And then I had to, I was like trying to watch it as I've been 41 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,720 around. And then I turn around for a 42 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:20,520 second, a second and the shelf fell and it went bone, bone. 43 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,440 It bounced inside the brand new tub. 44 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,800 Oh no. Ship the thing. 45 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,240 Huge, huge gash in it. No, it's. 46 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:34,680 Just hands my face. I had to pause the podcast. 47 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,360 Oh man, I am so sorry. Life is ruined. 48 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:46,520 There's epoxy repair that you can do for those tubs and chips 49 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,480 and tubs and you can use that. So so we used that and then it 50 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,800 looked good after. That I was going to ask you if 51 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,560 it looked OK. Yeah, I was like taking out a 52 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,600 tub after you put tile over top of it. 53 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,680 Oh yeah, it would have been a night. 54 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,440 Oh yeah, that's nearly impossible. 55 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,640 Yeah, we'd have to take out some some tile at least. 56 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:06,360 You would? Yeah. 57 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,360 Where you go? So when you go over the lip, how 58 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,120 do you have the tub? How do you so do you take? 59 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,760 So do you lay up fresh? I figure what they call it 60 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,320 exactly, but it's that concrete board. 61 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,880 Yeah, fiber cement. Board, Yeah. 62 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,880 Cement board, that's it. Yeah. 63 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,680 So do you lay that across everything? 64 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,520 And then so how do you, how do you cover that lip because 65 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,960 you're going to have that gap? How do you take? 66 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,800 Usually the tile and mortar usually goes right over and sits 67 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,280 on top of the tub. OK. 68 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,960 So you just throw a little extra mortar in there. 69 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,840 Yeah, and sometimes it doesn't. It doesn't even need that. 70 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,920 Usually it just covers it with a layer of mortar. 71 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:41,920 Oh, OK, OK. And. 72 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,840 Then it meets the tub exactly. OK, you know, you put some 73 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:49,280 waterproofing behind it. Yeah, it's all clean and neat. 74 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,080 So waterproofing, so like they're like sheets or like a 75 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,720 like a plastic I just use. Waterproof tape it. 76 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,720 It adheres to the cement. Board oh for like the. 77 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,560 It's like silver tape. You use it around Windows too. 78 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,280 OK. For like the the you're talking 79 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,120 the the joints of the concrete board. 80 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,560 The just further around the lip there at the bottom. 81 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,200 Oh. OK, OK, OK. 82 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,399 And then there's Schluter tape, which is like a fiber tape for 83 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:20,160 that, for the corners. So, you know, I got all that 84 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,320 down to a science. Kyle. 85 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,680 Kyle can be a nightmare. It can, yeah. 86 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,600 I've, I've seen guys do it. I've never, I have yet to do 87 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,880 that myself. I've done just about everything 88 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,760 else. Well, that I could show. 89 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,760 That one, yeah. Good. 90 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,960 I would. I would love to know. 91 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,480 I would, I'd, I'd love to know that. 92 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,840 Yeah, I don't know, it's a cool skill. 93 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,720 So now when you when you do your tile, oh, I'm yeah, I'm sure 94 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,400 when you do your tile, you find your center and then go branch 95 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,200 out from there. Or do you start from like say 96 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,160 the left to go? OK. 97 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,960 Yeah. And it depends on the tile and 98 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,640 where you want the lines. Yeah, it's a, it's a different 99 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,720 every, every scenario is a little different. 100 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,800 Yeah. And the pattern, yeah. 101 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,920 I suppose it probably depends a lot on the pattern too. 102 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,360 Sometimes it it may just work out perfectly. 103 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:08,200 So I'd done tile for like a few months only and then like a 104 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:12,840 customer wanted herring bone pattern, which if you look that 105 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,440 up, it's terrible. So that's similar. 106 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,880 That's that's that's a little different from dog. 107 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,000 What is it Dog tooth? Dog Tooth. 108 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,000 Herring bone might be what I'm thinking of and I'm just naming 109 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,680 it wrong. Dog tooth pattern. 110 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,560 Oh yeah, no, that's that's a fabric design. 111 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,040 Oh, oh, OK, OK. OK. 112 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:32,760 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 113 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:36,040 Yeah, Herring. Bone that's that's a little. 90° 114 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,880 yeah, 90° angles and is on a wall. 115 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,480 Yeah, and that's kind of staggered. 116 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,480 Yeah, looks really nice. It sure does. 117 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,200 It's hard to cut. It's hard to measure. 118 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,880 Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, you have the 119 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,120 right tools. Or stories. 120 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,840 Yeah. Oh, I'll bet I do too, man. 121 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,920 We rehabbed houses in the middle of of Gary. 122 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:02,400 We called it scary Gary, IN. That's very fitting, extremely 123 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,720 fitting. It was, I mean, we had 124 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,160 everything from, I wouldn't call it gang violence. 125 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,000 It was. It was. 126 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,840 While on the job. It was oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 127 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,360 yeah, absolutely. One of our guys almost killed, 128 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,320 and one of our guys almost got killed. 129 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,320 Geez, guy. Guy busted in impersonating a 130 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,240 police officer. No. 131 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:27,160 Yeah, I patched him up. He came over to my my trailer. 132 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,840 I patched him up. He he, he almost, he could have 133 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:33,240 died if he had not been proficient with, you know, he, 134 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,920 he was, he had been the army and he was just, he's a smart guy, 135 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,000 but he'd been, he'd had basic hand to hand training. 136 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,320 So like because of that, it that that and he just the fact that 137 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,440 he's a smart guy, quick thinking on his feet, quick thinking. 138 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,560 Jeez, would he get stabbed? Yeah, the guy, so the guy had, 139 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,360 he called it the star bit at the time, but it's just a torque bit 140 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:53,960 screwdriver, kind of a smaller one. 141 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,240 Somehow the guy got either had one on him or picked one there 142 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,320 up there at the job site. And he tried to stab him in the 143 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,560 throat and he put his head down and he got him right through the 144 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,920 cheek instead. And yeah, and then he tried to 145 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,400 stab him in the chest, all to get, you know, whatever he 146 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,600 thought he could get from the house. 147 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,960 That's how crazy Gary can be. He tried to stab him in the 148 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,960 heart and he moved his arm so that he got his shoulder 149 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,760 instead. Gary's my boss. 150 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:22,920 Why, Gary? Why? 151 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,000 Yeah, why? What would you do that? 152 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,920 But he was able to like he said he even at one point he said the 153 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,560 guy was definitely on something because he he even. 154 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,320 Worse. He kicked him several times in 155 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,720 the in his manhood and he said at one point he was able to get 156 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:43,760 a hold of him and grab and squeeze as hard as he could and 157 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:47,320 it did not faze this fella. Is that hold on, Hold on, hold 158 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,880 on, Joey. Is that gay? 159 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,400 No, he did not like it. It's only gay if you like it. 160 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,120 I mean, you can have thoughts about it after it's. 161 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,840 True, like you go, I I don't care. 162 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,000 If you like it or don't you like it? 163 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,960 Or not if you. Go on your way to grab a man. 164 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:10,000 If you don't, If you're gay, well, he was trying to stay 165 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,280 alive. He's he bit him, he bit him and 166 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,960 he. Had to do a gay action to make 167 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,080 sure he did. It you know, whatever it takes. 168 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,360 He said no homo, he was punching. 169 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,720 He probably, he probably did. He probably did. 170 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,040 I mean, it wasn't a thing back then. 171 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,320 This was like 20. This was 20 years ago. 172 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,200 All this thing. Back then there there about, but 173 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,280 he finally ended up he finally ended up hitting the nerve next 174 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,760 to his. Let's see. 175 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,720 That's not your carotid right there, I think, is it? 176 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:38,240 It's the, it's the other one. Carotid's on your right side. 177 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,760 Well, it's there's. So you've got that's left and 178 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:44,360 right and you've got there's. I can't remember what's under 179 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:47,520 your ear. Basically no. 180 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,960 I. Think the carotid. 181 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:54,680 I think the carotid's right next to the larynx or not your 182 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:55,360 larynx. Yeah. 183 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,520 Well, yeah, essentially. Anyway, he ended up hitting him 184 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,520 and, you know, disrupted the blood supply long enough to his 185 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,960 brain to to get the guy to collapse a little bit and he was 186 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,080 able to get out of the house and get over to my house. 187 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,560 But yeah. That's insane. 188 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:14,000 It was, we had that, we had neighborhood, neighborhood watch 189 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,800 basically on steroids. You know, one guy broke up into 190 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,080 this other guy's grandma's house and like 5 or 6 guys caught this 191 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,320 guy out on the sidewalk in front of the house where I was 192 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,680 working. Oh, it is your carotid artery. 193 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:26,880 They. Curb stomped. 194 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,400 Which one? The one on the side. 195 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:33,200 Under the ear or it's like it's like just OK, like on your on 196 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,960 the tip of your jawbone. Yeah. 197 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,840 Yep, Yep. Yeah, I got curb stomped in 198 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:37,680 front of the house. You were. 199 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:41,040 Working on Yeah, he did. Like I saw it and I started to 200 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,440 take off. Yeah, I, I started to take off 201 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,840 the help. I, I started to go help the guy 202 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,240 and then I'm like, wait a minute, those guys look really 203 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,920 angry. There's like there was like 6, 204 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,240 there was six of them. I counted. 205 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,240 No, I'm letting them do their thing. 206 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,360 And, and, and I figured, you know, honestly, probably that 207 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,760 guy did something to deserve it. And I'm by myself. 208 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,320 I, I know I would end up where he is right now. 209 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,960 And I don't think that's very smart of me. 210 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:09,360 So I backed off my boss. Keep on the car, man. 211 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:13,240 My Yeah, my boss showed up 30 seconds and I went out. 212 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,520 As I'm telling him the story, this guy comes walking up. 213 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,480 One eyeball is already swollen shut. 214 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,800 He has blood dripping from, you know, where his eyeball should 215 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,080 be. I'm thinking, I think it was 216 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,760 still there. Any other? 217 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,400 Hey, man. Hey, man, can you call 911, man? 218 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:31,320 And we're like, oh, crap, yeah, we can do that. 219 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,280 He was. About to ask you why you didn't 220 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,800 step in. No, he, no, he, he knew better. 221 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,520 So as we were calling, my boss was calling 911. 222 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,680 Here come the six guys from across the street, right? 223 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:44,880 Because they saw the hey. Hey man. 224 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,480 Hey, you helping him? Why didn't you kick in and help 225 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,160 out? Yeah, they were like you helping 226 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,840 him. And so they started walking over 227 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,480 and I reached in the the our work van and I grabbed my 228 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,800 boss's. He had this little he called the 229 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,680 Billy Club differences. And helped me. 230 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,880 Right. Why didn't you help me? 231 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,880 I probably should have. Yeah. 232 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,400 Yeah, you deserve it. So I grabbed a weapon for my 233 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,160 boss, which was this little like it looked. 234 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,800 It was like a small little bowling pin with a knob at the 235 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,480 end. It was absolutely ridiculous. 236 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,440 He thought it was amazing. I grabbed. 237 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,720 I grabbed a metal baseball bat. Sounds like a sex toy. 238 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,840 I'm playing. Looks like kinda, yeah. 239 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,960 You know what? That kind of makes sense. 240 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,480 And with the knob at the end, so they surround. 241 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,240 They surrounded me, that man right not. 242 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:35,280 Supposed to look like that. They surrounded me and yeah, 243 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,840 baby, yeah baby said Said he was going to put a hole in my head 244 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,600 and all this nonsense and all of a sudden they took off and. 245 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,680 I got this bawling pin, Sir. You better wash your mouth. 246 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,080 Yeah, I was just hoping my boss had the other three, but they 247 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,920 they took off running when they heard the cops. 248 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,440 I don't get paid enough to deal with hoodlums while I'm trying 249 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,560 to work. It was kind of fun. 250 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,720 Hey, baby. That's fair. 251 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,000 We had we had a prostitute another time come in the house 252 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,560 come. Into the house. 253 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,160 Yeah, She, she walked into the house. 254 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,880 I didn't realize it until after she left. 255 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,040 She was asking if we had any work for her. 256 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,920 And we were like, no, I'm not sure what you would do around 257 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:17,720 here, you know, because I'm, I'm a little way behind the ears. 258 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,920 I don't know. I didn't know what she was. 259 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:24,040 No, it wasn't. And she went, she went into the 260 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:28,280 alley and she was like beckoning to someone down the alley and 261 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,880 yo, come here. And yeah, sure. 262 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,360 So we fired a shot of it from a shotgun off into the air and. 263 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,160 We just had a shotgun. Yeah, we kept a shotgun on site 264 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,840 because because of the hard guy that almost got killed just for. 265 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,600 Hoodlums. Yeah, yeah, honestly. 266 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,080 I get it. Which firing a shot off into the 267 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,120 air is not a smart thing. Honestly, he probably should 268 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,480 have shot it in the it's. Scary. 269 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,840 It's scary. It's fine. 270 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,880 They think it's like fireworks to them. 271 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,720 Yeah, yeah, around 4th. Excuse me, not 4th of July on 272 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,680 New Year's Eve. Yeah, it happens. 273 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,440 There's all kinds of injuries around Gary, from people 274 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,160 shooting guns off up into the air and people. 275 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,600 Bullet. Hitting these, Yeah, it's crazy. 276 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,840 It's probably a lot like Detroit. 277 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,880 Nah. Detroit's not that bad. 278 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,440 No, I mean the hood. I really didn't think Gary was 279 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,360 all that bad. There was just a few instances 280 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,000 otherwise, like it wasn't. I mean, I was. 281 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,000 I'd be alone. Yeah, I'd been. 282 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,760 I was alone in neighborhoods all the time. 283 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,320 I just strapped a sword to my back. 284 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,480 Yeah, you said that and I really didn't help. 285 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,320 You really did do that. I really did do that. 286 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,120 It does. Help that you're like 6 foot 287 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,760 5:00 and you're pretty heavy, Bill. 288 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,560 And it's not like no no no, like 6. 2. 289 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,280 No, no, you're. Danny's sick. 290 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,160 You're not like. Fat or anything, but you're 291 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,640 pretty. You're you look sick. 292 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,240 You look like you exercise. I mean, I feel like you're 293 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,000 pretty. Fat You strap the sword to your 294 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,840 back. Yeah, I mean, I was. 295 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,280 Sword strapped in my. Back. 296 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,120 Oh, you know what? I'm not messing with you. 297 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:52,720 My first. Thought. 298 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,600 Did you? Ever draw? 299 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:57,000 You're walking down the road and if somebody walks up towards you 300 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,920 and they look menacing, all you got to do is start kind of 301 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,040 twitching and talking to yourself, right? 302 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,520 You're going to kill them. Do you guys know? 303 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,920 The last you made me do this. I'm not going to do this. 304 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,280 I'm not doing it. I'm telling me to kill. 305 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:08,880 This. Not a kid. 306 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,680 Not again. You know, The funny thing is 307 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:16,120 that the thing in movies and games is that it's you can't 308 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,760 really draw a sword like that. Your arm's not long enough. 309 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,920 No, it's not. So we don't need it to easily. 310 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,960 Be like. Yeah, God, it was good. 311 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,280 So so you can, you've got to extend it as far as you can and 312 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,200 then drop back down with your arm and grab the blade itself. 313 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:35,280 And then you can. Yeah, they have, they have, they 314 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,960 have sheets now that have this side. 315 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,400 It has a breakaway on the so you can so that you can kind of do 316 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,000 like this number. Where it can shoot and they they 317 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,040 can magnet in and and all that. Yeah. 318 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,240 So you can still look cool like they do in the movies. 319 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,000 Yeah, yeah. That's what it's that's what 320 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,960 it's all about. Yeah, honestly, that's part of 321 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,880 the game right there. Really my only good sheet is I'm 322 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:00,920 going to, I'm going to get involved in the magic and then 323 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,160 I'm going to find out a way to keister my sword. 324 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,560 I mean, you don't need magic for that. 325 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,880 Lenny could show you how to do that. 326 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,720 We do that with shotguns around here. 327 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,360 Well I I I want to use like a Buster sword, like cloud mixing 328 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,640 rocket. Launchers. 329 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:18,920 Oh, I don't think any amount of magic's going to help with that. 330 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,680 I. Don't know, Lenny could probably 331 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,720 show you how. The dark arts can only penetrate 332 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,840 so far. You know what I mean? 333 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,360 I. Don't know what you mean what 334 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,040 you mean? I don't get it. 335 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,360 I mean, it's not gonna go in your butt hole. 336 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,760 Penne Penne is in the penne noodle for like Italian food. 337 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,720 He's aggressively doing. Oh no. 338 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,160 Wow. That's, that's not, that's, 339 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,960 that's more than penetration. That's. 340 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,760 Dark Arts. That's destruction. 341 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,280 That's blow. No, that's no, no. 342 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:03,400 And then you go hell no. Hey baby, happy Valentine's. 343 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,440 You're you're really choppy, buddy. 344 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,920 Yeah, your mic is. Yeah. 345 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:07,920 It. Sounds. 346 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,520 It sounds gargly for some reason. 347 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,480 Yeah, I hate when it does that. He's he's done. 348 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,920 He's angry now. Yeah, he loves it. 349 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,000 Your mic sounds bad. Goodbye, then. 350 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,040 I hate all of you. I believe it. 351 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,880 We're not doing mothership. This week, then. 352 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,040 No. Anything but that. 353 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,840 Take away my life, my take my left arm. 354 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,040 Take my left nut. Oh. 355 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,560 No, no, no, no. Don't. 356 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,640 Don't take that. Don't take that. 357 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,040 I can never mind, I wait, I don't need it. 358 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,200 It's fine. That's the cancerous one, 359 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,120 anyway. I need it. 360 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,800 I want. Children. 361 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,320 The Cancerous. One actually you, you can have 362 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,360 the right one because the left one's a little bit bigger, so it 363 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,480 can probably take over for the right 1 and I can still have 364 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,920 testosterone. I I've I've come to terms that 365 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,560 that my children will be betas because they will be born this 366 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,520 generation. Yeah, because what is it that 367 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,000 beta is the new generation, isn't it? 368 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,880 Yeah. Just started. 369 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,840 Yeah. I would hate to be called a 370 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,079 beta. I did see this lady last night. 371 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,520 This Chris. Well, I don't know if she was a 372 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,680 lady or not. She's a girl. 373 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:11,119 Here's the difference she was talking about. 374 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,240 She was, she was trying to burn Gen. 375 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,079 Xers. And she, oh, my goodness, her 376 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:19,440 facts that she got off the interwebs were so terribly 377 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,520 wrong. And she was like, you Gen. 378 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,359 Xers. Oh, look, I'm a Gen. 379 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,560 Xer. I drink from a water hose. 380 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:31,160 I'm really strong and powerful. And there was a there was 381 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,000 somebody, you know, a Gen. Xer that was like commentating. 382 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,280 It was like they were like, I mean, yeah, that means I know 383 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:44,000 how to find resources where I am and stay alive. 384 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,160 Could you do the same? No, that that just means your 385 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,080 immune system is built more. Oh, absolutely. 386 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,160 All the crap you got out of that water hose. 387 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,560 Yeah. And the fact that when it would 388 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,240 fit you in the summer months, when you'd stick that thing up 389 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,840 to your lips and start sucking from the water and oh, man, it 390 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,120 would be so hot and it tastes like garbage. 391 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,640 Like literally I. Don't know why keep drinking 392 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,960 from the hose. You know, you got to do what you 393 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,360 got to do. Because my immune system is so 394 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:14,080 much better than yours, I got I I got sick on Wednesday. 395 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,320 I. Got sick on Wednesday. 396 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,000 I mean, when mom and dad got out of the house, I got. 397 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,880 I knew it. No joke, I got hit with the flu. 398 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,240 Oh no. You know, that's really going 399 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,160 around hard right now everywhere. 400 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,200 But like, yeah, that's what you were talking about. 401 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,520 Like mom and dad kick you out of the house. 402 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,120 People don't understand. My mom and dad said go outside 403 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,200 and play. I'd get in trouble if I came 404 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,720 back inside. Yeah. 405 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,960 I think it's important. They'd look at, they'd look at 406 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,440 me and like, do you need something? 407 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,640 No. It's like, then what are you 408 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,120 doing? I get in trouble. 409 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,040 I get in trouble. It's like you're not supposed to 410 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,360 be in here right now, You know, it's. 411 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,160 Like, oh, there were times we did that well. 412 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,360 Garden hose, things like that. I got yelled at by a neighbor 413 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,920 for peeing in the backyard behind a privacy. 414 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,960 Never just the right angle, just the right angle. 415 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,400 They saw that I was there. I was like 8 years old but I'm 416 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,720 behind. I wasn't just out. 417 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,160 In public, like eating in the room. 418 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,760 Wow, that's funny. Yeah. 419 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,120 And I was like. And she told my dad on me. 420 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,160 She was like, your son was out in the backyard peeing. 421 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,920 He was like, OK. And she was like, well, I don't 422 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,440 want to have to see that. And he was like, he was like, 423 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,400 don't look at that. Don't look. 424 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,560 Don't look. At it. 425 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,840 Don't look, it's like there's there's a fence around our yard. 426 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:33,920 Like it's fine, he'll be okay. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure my 427 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,720 daddy's answer was he's a boy, he is capable of peeing outside. 428 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,080 Nice. Did you look? 429 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,640 Don't look. Yeah, don't look weirdo. 430 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,680 Okay, why are you looking at my kid? 431 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,800 And back then it wasn't like a big like you're weird for 432 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,040 looking at my kid. That wasn't a thought either. 433 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,920 But my dad was just like, he's a boy. 434 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,640 Boys do that, it'll be okay. And she was a middle-aged lady. 435 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,640 She had two daughters. She didn't have any sons. 436 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,400 So it was a thing where it's just like, he's a boy, he's a 437 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,280 boy, Boys pee outside. It's OK. 438 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,120 I. Just had AI just had a memory 439 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,920 unlocked. There was a there was a pair of 440 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,160 brothers from a house down the street and they tried to kill me 441 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,920 one time. But that's not That's another 442 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,160 story. Tried to kill me. 443 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,560 Yeah, with hedge Clippers. But then my brother and his 444 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,080 friends beat him up. But then another time, one of 445 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,760 them is over and these kids are weird. 446 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,040 Kids are really weird. And one of them, we were just 447 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,880 playing on my swing set, kind of by the woods, and name was 448 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,120 Dylan. He like stops playing and he 449 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,120 gets this look on his face and then he just drops his pants 450 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,480 Dong out, takes a dump right there. 451 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,080 Oh, I saw it. I. 452 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,960 Saw it, I have PTSDI. Saw it. 453 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,200 I saw it. Look. 454 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:54,520 At mine right now I just I just had to go retrieve my bucket out 455 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,280 of the woods one time. My mom. 456 00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,040 My mom was pissed. Oh man. 457 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,320 She got the shot. She's like you, you're going to, 458 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,880 you're going to scoop that up and you're going to throw it 459 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,200 into the woods. And he did it and he did it. 460 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,480 Yeah, yeah. And we had Poison Ivy back there 461 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,360 and maybe I should have told him. 462 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,360 The white with the leaves. Yeah, always grab Leafs and 463 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,240 trees. Don't grab the ground green, 464 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:20,040 grab above head. Then you get like poison oak and 465 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,320 poison sumac type stuff too. Well, not if you grab from 466 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,920 actual. Generally not if you grab. 467 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,680 From no, you're right, but. That stuff makes you grab from a 468 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,440 vine just right. Oh yeah, don't grab from a vine. 469 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,680 That's hilarious, Steve. My dad wasn't like that unless 470 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,320 we were taking jumping. I wasn't pooping outside. 471 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,840 No, you don't poop outside. Ohh, you. 472 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,840 Do next to. My seen it. 473 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,800 I didn't take it home. Yeah, I had a crazy. 474 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,760 Kid next door probably got hit in the head a few different 475 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,760 times while at home. Pooped outside, but I had a. 476 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,080 Young man, grab my bucket. Only. 477 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,400 Time and take a dump in it and I was like what are you doing man 478 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,920 you you can come inside and use the bathroom I. 479 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,640 Was just pooping in a bucket. I know Danny remembers that one. 480 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,480 I mean at. Least he pooped in a bucket, 481 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,120 though he. Did I, you know, And he cleaned 482 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,480 it up. I was like, I was like, I got to 483 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,960 have my it back, man, I'm poor. I don't have much. 484 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:20,640 I need that bucket. You broke out and. 485 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,520 Another man Bucket. Come on you. 486 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,160 Who does that? You. 487 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,040 These are like five whole dollars. 488 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,120 Maybe he didn't have a pot to piss in. 489 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,400 Yeah, he didn't want to. He didn't want to wake anybody 490 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,760 up. Yeah, he didn't want it. 491 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,320 Yeah, because I think I was asleep. 492 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,880 I think, I think mom was. Yeah, he's. 493 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,200 Not good now. Thank you. 494 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,880 I mean I I had. No, I think it was like, so 495 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,240 here's my daddy's missing to tell the story is he's my best 496 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,320 friend. Yeah. 497 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,000 And I didn't poop in a bucket. This is the summer. 498 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,520 Time this one I lived. He lived in the trailer park 499 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,680 across the road. I didn't poop in a bucket. 500 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:59,440 And so it was like we would, we would wake up like 6:00 in the 501 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,360 morning and we'd just hang out in the woods all day. 502 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,240 And so, and he came over like at 536 and didn't want to wake 503 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,680 anybody up. So he just pooped in the bucket 504 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,240 while he was waiting for me. 536. 505 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:14,080 Yeah, but he threw it out in the woods, AM, or I mean, I guess 506 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,240 you wouldn't want to set it back. 507 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,480 On the porch. I guess it doesn't matter the 508 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,600 time at that point. Either way, it's still creepy, 509 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,760 Yeah. Well. 510 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:25,240 Yeah, kind of. I'd be walking with the bucket 511 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,600 and I'd be like no place is good enough, like no angle is gonna 512 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,920 be not seen. We're like 13 or 14. 513 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,920 It's gonna be risky. Were you that old? 514 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,520 I think I was. Yeah, I think. 515 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,960 He was like, well, yeah. Oh, you were that? 516 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:38,960 I mean, it was. Wrong. 517 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,680 Sorry. You know, it happened. 518 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,080 I was like, yeah, boy stuff, you know, Boys, boys, we boys. 519 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,640 It's like I do need my bucket back though boys. 520 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,200 In the bucket. Shooting at each other I. 521 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:53,880 Really need my bucket. I really need you guys, had a 522 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,400 lot of fun out in those woods. Did you wash it out with water? 523 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,880 Yeah, I did. I think so. 524 00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,720 Yeah. Yeah, he'll. 525 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,560 Probably add that smell to it though. 526 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,760 No, it didn't. He brought it back and I was 527 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,360 like, all right. Clean. 528 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,000 It was like some Dawn dish soap or something. 529 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,840 Wow. I was like, next time you can 530 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,520 come inside. I mean, it's fine. 531 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,200 Good. Yeah, he was. 532 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,200 He was a good kid. He asked. 533 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,600 Can I quietly come inside and poop? 534 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:19,560 He could have my burning if my. Wording Joey he with that 535 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,160 wording Joey, he's going to poop on the floor. 536 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,280 He's not going to make it to the bathroom. 537 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,440 You guys, you guys had a bathroom down at your end of the 538 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,440 trailer, didn't you? Was wasn't that the trailer? 539 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,720 Yeah, I thought. No, we didn't. 540 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,880 We didn't. No, my first date ever was with 541 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,360 his sister SO. Did she also poop in a bucket? 542 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,160 He wanted to date her. She pooped right in that bucket. 543 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,160 He was like, that's it. Was like, you know what that's 544 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,400 the same same bucket she's. The one that got away that. 545 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:50,680 Scared her away because he pooped in a bucket, she said. 546 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,000 Oh, my brother does that. Gross. 547 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,280 Like that scene from Ball Pass all over again. 548 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,280 Right, Right. That's interesting. 549 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,200 I, I need to watch that movie just be just for that. 550 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,560 I've seen the scene but I need to watch the whole movie just 551 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,400 for full context. Oh, that scene, yeah. 552 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,040 Yeah. We talked about that in this 553 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,600 podcast. We did have. 554 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,960 Sounds incredibly hilarious. They do. 555 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:22,400 They do there you need to. Be I wanted to discuss the guys 556 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,440 trip while we're on here. Oh. 557 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,120 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 558 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,000 Because we haven't talked about it in a while. 559 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,920 We haven't. And you know what? 560 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,280 You know what? And you guys not enough was when 561 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,160 I was gone in December. Yeah, well, we want you to be 562 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,080 here. No. 563 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,600 OK. Alexis was like, is Alex going? 564 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,000 And I was like, Alex said he would like to go but he's tight 565 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 on money. And then I was like, wait a 566 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,720 second, he's tight on money. He's got two jobs. 567 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,800 Michaela works. I think you live in a trailer 568 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,520 like me and you don't have kids. All that How are you poor? 569 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,560 Do you have an, do you have like a Ferrari that you're paying 570 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,000 for? Wait, do you legitimately? 571 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,280 Live in a trailer. Yeah, I do, Joey. 572 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,400 Yeah, he's trailer trash. Oh, Joey. 573 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,760 Look at that. That's a trailer. 574 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,800 That's a trailer. Oh sure, it always I didn't. 575 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,240 I've been to his, I've been to his house. 576 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,480 Yeah, it's got the booby light. It's a double wide. 577 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,760 It's a nice one, but. It is a nice trailer. 578 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,200 He doesn't. There's nothing wrong with 579 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,560 living this trailer. I put a small mortgage on it. 580 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,800 I mean, I'd rather not ever do it again, but it it wasn't the 581 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,000 worst thing in the world. It's gonna suck when it hits 582 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,040 negatives next week. It's not for, yeah, it's not for 583 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,240 everybody, but I've never had a problem. 584 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,840 I've lived in a trailer a couple times and I've I've I've always 585 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,520 enjoyed it. Yeah, I think they're fine. 586 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,720 It's not awful. I love how people. 587 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,520 Shy in a garage? Yeah, yeah, that's the thing for 588 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,400 for me that was. The thing paying $14.00 a 589 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,000 million now. Yeah, yeah. 590 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,960 You're living within your means and so that's that's the 591 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,600 financially intelligent thing to do. 592 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,120 So yeah. Hey, so talking about the guys 593 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,560 trip, what would you have there there Joe? 594 00:26:54,920 --> 00:27:00,280 I'd like to tell that to lock down a date, OK and a time and a 595 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,120 place. All of it, really. 596 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:07,040 Dang, he's getting serious. Or just a, you know, a general 597 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:12,520 time because we we also. Gotta discuss traveling. 598 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:16,080 Was in November and October. I was like, yeah, you guys could 599 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,440 carpool because you guys all live in the same area. 600 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,720 So back then it was like, we wanna go soon, we wanna go soon. 601 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,880 And then Cheddar's like I got PTO. 602 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,360 You guys wait for me. Wait. 603 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,880 Chatter You said you had to wait until March or? 604 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,160 Later date no my my PTL resets on the 1st of January. 605 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,840 OK. Oh, you said, you said. 606 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,680 No, I said January. I'll leave chat. 607 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,560 I believe you guys brought up March. 608 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,320 Oh, I believe you guys brought up March because that's when 609 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,000 stuff it should be like start melting and stuff like that. 610 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,280 You said a date. I'm thinking I'm, I'm thinking 611 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,000 sometime in April or May would probably be ideal. 612 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,840 OK. OK, that works. 613 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,160 Too far. Because the only time that you 614 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:01,240 guys ever talked about it was on the podcast and I wasn't here. 615 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,040 No, I thought you were so. And it was not there's there's a 616 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,480 lot of different things we can do, a lot of different places we 617 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,360 can go. Yeah, we were thinking initially 618 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:14,160 Illinois or Indiana. The southern Illinois or like 619 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,320 Turkey Run area of Indiana. There's a yeah, nice State Park 620 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,680 there, lots of stuff to explore. I'm open to that. 621 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,240 There's a whole lot of other stuff though. 622 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:29,320 I mean, we could go up to Chicago and tour breweries and. 623 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,640 Go to Gary Kind. Of stuff, we can go to Curry. 624 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,000 Stop some people. We can go to that podcast 625 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,040 convention. So we go to the podcast 626 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:38,720 convention. When is that? 627 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,120 Where is that? It's in May and it's in Chicago. 628 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,200 I mean, going to Kerry, we could just go into an abandoned house 629 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,360 and see how long we can survive. A live podcast. 630 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,800 A live episode of Z&D where we actually play the and D real 631 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:57,920 time. Real, real hobo murderers. 632 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:04,360 My. My shotgun does prostitute this. 633 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:10,920 Is Gary IN? Man, it blew out our insides. 634 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:16,080 You know, you know, one time, one time I was, I literally was, 635 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:21,280 I was literally carrying an SKS down the city street in Gary 636 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:26,200 with the bayonet flipped out. And my buddy, my buddy Matt, he 637 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,120 looks at me and he goes, you know, you look crazy. 638 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,160 And I said, yeah, but think about it, man. 639 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,080 Like I'm a white guy in the middle of scary Gary. 640 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,360 Any cop rolling up on me is going to say good job. 641 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:47,000 Carry on, Sir. Anyway, yeah, the podcast thing. 642 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,960 Podcast. Podcast Movement Evolutions from 643 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,160 March. 31st to April 3rd. In Chicago. 644 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,760 Oh, we can't, we can't do anything on April 2nd because 645 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,320 that's when they that's when they released the new 646 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,320 information on the switch to. And the next day is my birthday. 647 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,360 My. Birthday together. 648 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,840 Oh, I mean, I mean, I guess. Yeah, we do on. 649 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,840 Table. That would be that. 650 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,920 No one would visit. Yeah, because nobody. 651 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,480 Knows this, yeah, but that's going to change chatter. 652 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,600 It's going to change after. This I mean. 653 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,080 Lenny knows this kind of sort of. 654 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,240 Is he going to make his way to Chicago just to visit our little 655 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,480 table? Maybe. 656 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,880 Probably not. No, he won't. 657 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,920 I don't like you guys that much, all right. 658 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,960 But he wants to. I mean he would if we like, paid 659 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,240 his way. I would. 660 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,160 Maybe I'd suck him off to to. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 661 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,680 Family friendly. Maybe he can. 662 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,800 Be like our little like sign flipper, like we give him like 663 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,320 one of those signs that says. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 664 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,320 And he just flips it around. Yeah. 665 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,640 And he just. Like goes around, we're not 666 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,480 doing this. Oh, we're what? 667 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,480 We're not. I'm just. 668 00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,000 I'm too much of A cheaply OH. Why is it expensive? 669 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,920 It's like 300 bucks for a pass. Per person. 670 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:09,120 Yeah, Dang boy. Start it 174 to 1200 dollars. 671 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,760 They're podcasts. Like What the Hey? 672 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,560 You get to talk to people that have. 673 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,520 You get to like, yeah, Amy Poehler's there. 674 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,320 What? Will Ferrell's there. 675 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,200 I think parks and. Rec Wait, wait, wait a minute. 676 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,120 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Will Ferrell. 677 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,040 Doesn't have a podcast. Yeah, but he's on podcasts. 678 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,200 Wow. He's famous, of course she's on 679 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:31,920 SO. Expensive. 680 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,440 It's just, it's, it's like a big marketing thing, like you just 681 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,320 learn how to like push your podcast eventually. 682 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,080 Yeah. I really think like if, if, if 683 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,080 we were to do that, I think we would be far more, you know, 684 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,480 successful. I mean, 100% would be yes. 685 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,360 Let's think about it for the. Future a lot of at least first 686 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,480 time listeners for sure. Yeah. 687 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,600 That's, that's something we can plan for sure. 688 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,880 But yeah, for this one, I'm I'm all good with with like what we 689 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:04,760 had talked about southern Illinois or or like Indiana 690 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,440 area. I'm I'm good with whatever. 691 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,280 Yeah, you are. I will say I that so that Airbnb 692 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:18,240 that I stayed at a couple of weeks or months ago like last in 693 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,840 November, December, early December, yes they gave me like 694 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,080 a $300.00 off thing. OK. 695 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,320 The whole the total price. Yeah, so, but I think they're 696 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,800 only located in Wisconsin though, so that's the only 697 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,920 crappy part, but. Yeah, I'd be down for almost 698 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,160 anything. I mean, that's cheese country. 699 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,720 I like cheese. Cheese and sausage. 700 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,840 Is there a cheese convention? Do we go to a cheese convention? 701 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:48,000 Oh, there definitely is a cheese convention. $3000 a ticket. 702 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,400 Cheese Con. Cheese Con. 703 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,280 Cheese Con. I'm bringing my fermunda cheese. 704 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:59,160 I'm bringing the cheddar. That's his name. 705 00:32:59,360 --> 00:32:59,960 It's on his. Birthday. 706 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,040 It's funny, yeah. Yeah, it's my government name. 707 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,640 It's not. It's actually not listeners. 708 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,760 That's funny. Christian name I'm. 709 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,000 Gonna bring this. Whiz Joey, I thought it was 710 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,480 super funny that the two episodes that you uploaded this 711 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,720 week, it mentioned like me being gone. 712 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,840 Yes. For one of them you said Derek, 713 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,600 you actually used my name, and then the next one you just said 714 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,320 Cheddar. So it's really amazing. 715 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,280 Maybe I'm just two different entities. 716 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,880 Yeah, yeah, the the real listeners know that it's one 717 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,960 person, but yeah. So. 718 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,880 Lenny. The Lenny does it. 719 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,760 Yeah, he knows. Everyone else thinks I'm talking 720 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,720 about two different people. Yeah, Lenny knows. 721 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,920 Twitter has dissociative identity disorder. 722 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,480 I do. Well then that means he's like 723 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,240 the Moon Knight. True, that was not Red Pond 724 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,000 until around the time the TV. That's not. 725 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,600 True. That's not true. 726 00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,840 Funny. Funny. 727 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,760 So we'll just we should think about it soon. 728 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:08,520 Yeah, now that the the New Year's upon us, TikTok is 729 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,199 getting banned tomorrow. I thought it was already. 730 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,400 Trump is coming into office next week. 731 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,159 Yeah, it's that big of a deal. And of the Trump, Yeah. 732 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,360 I think why TikTok getting banned is infringement on your 733 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:26,360 First Amendment rights. Yeah, it is under the guise of 734 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,440 national security. They're just gonna make another 735 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,360 app exactly the same. Oh yeah, it's. 736 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,040 Exactly infringement. Of your First Amendment rights 737 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,040 because the government, they've said this they've come out and 738 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:43,000 said this the first movements you write to free speech, they 739 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,280 come out and said that TikTok is a dangerous, what they say a 740 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:53,159 dangerous propaganda tool so. Yeah, well the only reason, the 741 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,000 only reason is because they're saying there's anti semi 742 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,960 rhetoric on there. Boy, boy little bit of little 743 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,400 little soy boy cucks just hanging out in in in their 744 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,920 little in their little. I blame the people in Gary, IN 745 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,240 and. I'm gonna, I'm gonna me 746 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:16,560 personally, Senator Cotton from Arkansas, I'm gonna make sure 747 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,360 that you're picking cotton for the rest of your life. 748 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,400 You will never hold another office as long as I'm alive. 749 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,600 I hope he's white. Oh, he is white. 750 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,640 He's white. Thank God. 751 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,240 Yeah. I would. 752 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,240 Have made that joke. You know what? 753 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:36,000 Black is cancelled in 2025. If he's white, it's in taste. 754 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,960 If he's black, that's the problem, yeah. 755 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:43,400 People scream about no free speech when I'm playing a dude 756 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,760 dressed up as another dude. Hate it to be a different color, 757 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,880 but yeah, then it's all fine when Danny's talking about 758 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,720 senators who might not be white picking. 759 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,680 It's OK, OK, I. Mean so to be fair, like our 760 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,840 freedoms are about having freedoms as long as what our 761 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,800 freedom doesn't. Infringe on the rights of. 762 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,280 Others freedom. But I mean, yeah, speech is one 763 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,680 of those things. Unless you're like making fun of 764 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,080 people and hurting people on purpose, you know that's not OK. 765 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,280 Or threatening people's lives, that's not OK. 766 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,040 No, Yeah, but. Let's but also threatening 767 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,720 people's lives is illegal. It is illegal. 768 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,840 It is a punishable offense. So. 769 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,640 But that's but that's not that's not even what they're talking 770 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,600 about on TikTok, right? Yeah. 771 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,200 They just don't like it all it is. 772 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,080 The the one thing that they went in there saying that why they 773 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:35,480 wanted to ban it because China was, you know, collecting data 774 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,440 that was never proved. It wasn't. 775 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,200 Hasn't been proved I. Mean and they they all purchased 776 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:44,400 millions of dollars in stocks into Zuckerbergs crap. 777 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,880 Yeah, you know what? Like and. 778 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,960 That happens. That's insider trading, like 779 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,560 you're manipulating the system and then putting your money into 780 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,880 something you know is going to happen. 781 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,720 How is that not illegal? Why are they not all of them, in 782 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,680 jail? It is illegal. 783 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,120 They're not going to jail. They can't do anything. 784 00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,200 They have too. Much power. 785 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,480 Yeah. If this was, if this was, if 786 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,000 this was 1910, we'd all March up there with guns and say bye bye. 787 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,000 Even better now. It's 2024 or 2025. 788 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,560 Now it's an act of terrorism and it. 789 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,880 Doesn't matter. Doesn't. 790 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,640 Matter. You can't all you can't go Luigi 791 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,640 Mangione on people. Secure contain from. 792 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,720 The Mia. Secure pertain. 793 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,600 Yeah, but but think about it. Think about it so so why does 794 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,840 anybody hold authority? Because we give it. 795 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,600 But yeah, because they have the power to, right? 796 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,680 Because humans actually need leadership to actually. 797 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,320 Oh we do. We definitely do. 798 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,320 But like. They're supposed to represent 799 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,840 us. If the authority is supposed to 800 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,400 come from the people, then we have the ability to take it away 801 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,160 from them. We should, but. 802 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,080 We don't, we don't. We don't have any power. 803 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,320 We can't do anything. Well, I mean. 804 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,080 This was in the 1st Amendment. This is why we have funds. 805 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,720 Right now, it's TikTok. 2nd Amendment. 806 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:57,440 In two years or 20 years, when GTA 6 comes out, it's GTA 6 807 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,240 because you're killing cops. You can't do that. 808 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,320 Yep, and it'll still be GTA6 in 20 years by the way. 809 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,920 Well, it's it's coming out in. In 20 years so it won't be GTA. 810 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,520 It was already coming out. It's probably going to get 811 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,240 delayed. We've had one trailer in two 812 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,000 years so. It's just like that's what time 813 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,760 for. I have more faith than Elden or 814 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,920 Elder Scrolls 6. I was just. 815 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,200 Going to say guys remember when Elder Scrolls was announced and 816 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,960 they said they would come out in 2025? 817 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,760 Yeah, you know what's crazy about that? 818 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,480 That trailer, the the title trailer where all they did was 819 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:35,680 show you Elder Scrolls Six. That trailer is older than 820 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,160 Skyrim was when that trailer came out. 821 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,880 What? That makes sense. 822 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,000 Wow, like. From the basically from. 823 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,080 Skyrim's release to that trailer? 824 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,640 It's harder. Than from the OK. 825 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:52,120 The trailer to now. From the Skyrim was launched to 826 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,360 the. That debut? 827 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,720 Is it Daggerfall, Hammerfall, Hammerfall, Hammerfall, 828 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:03,560 Hammerfall, Skyrim to The announcement of of Hammerfall is 829 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:09,440 shorter than the time than the when Hammerfall was announced to 830 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,120 now. Yeah, yeah, that trailer's been 831 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,320 out longer than Skyrim was out when they released that trailer. 832 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,920 What are you eating? Say it like that. 833 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,480 Who's eating? Alex I mean, I'm eating some 834 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,120 chocolate, but. He's trying to hide it. 835 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,200 Sammy. Damn boy, that's a sandwich it 836 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,120 looks like. Corned beef and pastrami and 837 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,120 Swiss. And there's the answer. 838 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,280 To your question, Joe, there's the answer to your question 839 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,440 right there. What's that? 840 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,320 The question you proposed to him earlier. 841 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,480 What I proposed to him. You guys don't have the same 842 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,560 living conditions? Yeah, so he can eat good. 843 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,600 It's a pastrami. Yeah, you got it. 844 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,880 You got to eat good. How do you claim that you're 845 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,200 poor? I want to know. 846 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,400 You got to eat. Are you paying for a Ferrari? 847 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,600 Do you have a car payment? Do you have a really expensive 848 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,040 car payment? I don't but I have really 849 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:02,160 expensive car repairs. You still you should not be 850 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:02,800 poor. You should have. 851 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,080 Some. Well, in that case you should. 852 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,520 You should probably I made the mistake. 853 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,960 You should probably try to train to be a a mechanic then. 854 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:14,400 It's not probably, but I made the mistake and I got a crazy 855 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,440 good deal. Cash out of pocket on a 2006 856 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:22,520 Cadillac. If it falls into your lap, run 857 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,760 not a Cadillac. If anything bad a. 858 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,040 Cadillac's kind of like a Corvette. 859 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,280 Anything bad happens to it, it's expensive. 860 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,720 Oh no. It is ripple, just that's not 861 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:39,480 including moving things around so you can actually fix the 862 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,920 problem. Yeah. 863 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:46,040 I kid you not, a water pump, A2 hour fix water pump went out on 864 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,760 my Cadillac. I have not fixed it yet. 865 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,120 I'm going to fix it myself. I have not fixed it yet. 866 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:55,240 I took it to a mechanic and they quoted me $1000 to fix it, 867 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,720 $1000. One band. 868 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,400 Are you sure it only takes two hours? 869 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,920 Singular band. Only two I watched. 870 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,880 I watched a video of a guy, same model Cadillac. 871 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,680 He's like, I've never fixed a water pump before. 872 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,280 He's like, it took me about two hours. 873 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,840 Wow. I watched him do it. 874 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,440 I can do it. I'm going to do it. 875 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,800 I'm going to. Double the time and that's. 876 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:21,960 Fine, but I will still take 4 hours to do it and spend $300.00 877 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,880 on a water pump then spend $1000. 878 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,720 Yeah, 100%. That's how I've learned most of 879 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:30,600 the stuff I've learned. And you take that YouTube video 880 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,560 and you take your time, you relax, take breaks if you need 881 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,560 to, you know, relax. Just take your time with it. 882 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,960 That's the that's the biggest thing, because when you get in a 883 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,320 hurry, that's when you start messing stuff up. 884 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,360 Is that that's, that's, that's a that's an older model Cadillac. 885 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,080 I know I've heard that the Cadillacs now with the brake 886 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,680 lights that are like the the vertical like, yeah, things like 887 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,560 I heard that one of those is like $2300. 888 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,840 Just the brake light. Just the brake light. 889 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:03,440 Listeners, listeners Cadillac sound great and all I listen to 890 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,600 all these music. Cadillac No, they're not good 891 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,800 vehicles. Mine breaks down every. 892 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,680 Other month. Sell that thing, baby. 893 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,960 They go, hey, quality luxury car. 894 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,840 It's like, no, actually here is a cesspit of I'm going to have 895 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,800 to fix it every other month getting the brakes changed on 896 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,960 that stupid thing or $600.00 and that's regular maintenance. 897 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,280 That's not even just like fixes. That's normal maintenance. 898 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,520 Repair brakes, you know, pretty easy to change. 899 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,040 On that you. Know a car, guy? 900 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,520 You got to know a car, Yeah. I mean, yeah, but even still, 901 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,440 I'm just kind of like, you know, I'm done with it. 902 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,800 I'm going to put the water pump on it. 903 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,280 I'm going to get rid of it, even if it means selling it at junk 904 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,040 price because I can't do it anymore. 905 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,320 I can't. Yeah, yeah, do. 906 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,440 It anymore. How many miles are on it? 907 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,560 Maybe barely 200,000 maybe. Yeah, you could sell, even pay 908 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,360 the two. 100,000 that's. All anyone cares about, yeah. 909 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,400 Any more vehicles are last in the 300,000, you know, without 910 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,800 too much of a product. As long as you keep, you know, 911 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,600 you keep the oil change. That's one of the biggest 912 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,840 things. I put vegetable oil in it. 913 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,760 Big deal. Oh yeah, you don't want to do 914 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,040 that. I thought it was hot. 915 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,720 I mean if. It's a diesel. 916 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,800 If it's a diesel you. Can my car needed electrolytes 917 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,240 so I put. Propel. 918 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:26,880 Brondo the stuffed cars crave. Yeah. 919 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,640 Yeah, I didn't needed a Boo, so I put coffee in it. 920 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,640 Yeah, got me two miles. Heck yeah. 2 miles? 921 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,400 Really. It was a quick 2 miles it. 922 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,400 Was a quick 2. Miles also. 923 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,200 I was talking at 200. Miles an hour. 924 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,520 Also to answer your question, I don't know why I'm so poor. 925 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,400 I really I'm trying to save. I really am. 926 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,600 I should have just recently got the second job. 927 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,640 I just recently got the second job. 928 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,920 It's a part time job. I work about 10 hours a week on 929 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,920 it, so I'm not working exponential amount of. 930 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,520 Hours. Michaela does work, right? 931 00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,880 She goes to work. I want you. 932 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,440 I want to see you with a lot of money. 22 That'd be nice. 933 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,520 But it's. Gonna happen. 934 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,080 It'd be really nice, but again, it's. 935 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,280 Gonna happen it. Just. 936 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,520 Also. Published Alex wants her podcast 937 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,480 takes me getting 70%. Yeah. 938 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:18,360 Yeah. No, wait a minute. 939 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,240 Let's. All agree to this right now. 940 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,160 Wait. A minute, an equal cut. 941 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,240 I don't. Want equal and I have done. 942 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,200 I don't want to sleep, our podcast took. 943 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,080 Off. And we were talking about 944 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,520 splitting it up and you guys were like, you do the least 945 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,680 amount of work for the podcast, We're going to pay you less. 946 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,400 I'd be like, that's fair. Gold beans. 947 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,320 So. Now here's the thing picture. 948 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,240 This. OK, 10 years from now, you know, 949 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,120 we're, we're as big as Rogan. OK. 950 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,760 Oh. Yeah, I see it. 951 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:51,840 I see it. Dream. 952 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,800 That's a. Lot of a lot of work in 10 953 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:54,640 years. OK, that's a. 954 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,640 Lot. Yeah, I want to. 955 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,760 I want Michelle Obama on the podcast at that point. 956 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:06,000 Sure, he'll be on the phone, but imagine a boardroom meeting with 957 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,040 with all of us in there. You. 958 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,400 Don't see we'd never get anything done You're. 959 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,160 Just all recorded. Can you imagine us being 960 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,520 serious? We'd have to hire somebody. 961 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,040 Oh yeah, Are the numbers green or are they red? 962 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,600 We'd have to hire a board and say, OK you guys, you guys have 963 00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,080 a meeting and tell us how it goes. 964 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,200 Tell me what I need to do. We're going to be we're going to 965 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,000 be goofing off. We're going to go to a shooting 966 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,520 range or something. That's where our board meeting 967 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,000 meeting would take place. On. 968 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,960 The range you. Understand like if we did have 969 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,080 like an office building and we all lived, you know, in a where 970 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,680 we all like went to the office every day. 971 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,520 Have you guys seen Squid Game season 2 yet? 972 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,800 Not yet. Yeah, I haven't watched it at 973 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,920 all. So this isn't this isn't a 974 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,400 spoiler. I'm looking chatter, so I'm 975 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,440 looking chatter. And. 976 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:59,440 Number 456, he like, he buys like this hotel and then he has 977 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,560 a like shooting range inside the hotel. 978 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,240 Yeah, yeah, that. Would be. 979 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,920 That would be the office. Yeah. 980 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,560 Yeah, you're right. Walking to dad's office and then 981 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,480 it's like just this massive shooting range. 982 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,640 Yeah, there's seven walls going out, so. 983 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:20,080 And I always I always so. We're just gonna bang. 984 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,480 I always keep my shooter earbuds in. 985 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,120 My shooter earbuds are always in. 986 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,800 I have like two or three pairs charged so cuz I might feel like 987 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,280 all of a sudden just pop, pop, pop, pop, you know, Turner from 988 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,480 my work firing off a half a magazine and then going back to 989 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,800 work. Yeah, heck yeah. 990 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,600 That's what I'm talking about right there. 991 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,680 Someday. Lenny could get on board with 992 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,240 that, too. And your office? 993 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,520 Would be the dibs cave. Dibs on Linda being my secretary 994 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,720 so. Dang it man. 995 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,360 Always fine. I take Matt. 996 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,320 I take Matt. He's got to wear a sexy 997 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,520 secretary outfit though. He will, I can. 998 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:59,400 See, Lenny would start as the bagel guy and then rise up the 999 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,240 ranks to. Pretty fast. 1000 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,840 I mean, he'd, he'd put on, he'd put on the little Plaid skirt 1001 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,280 and it would be like, all right, you're in. 1002 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,480 He's a. Blazer. 1003 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,360 You got to wear a Plaid skirt, though. 1004 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,560 It's got to. Be every single day. 1005 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,040 Yeah. I got a perfect idea, actually. 1006 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:25,080 Oh, Matt can be our valet. Yeah, that would work. 1007 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,440 And if then you. Can drive all of our expensive 1008 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,400 super. Cars, we need landscaping. 1009 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,120 Done. 3 bucks an hour. Yeah. 1010 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,040 Heck yeah. Yeah, Heck yeah. 1011 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,080 Everybody's got to have a lumberjack around. 1012 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,920 That's true. Lumberjacks are very important. 1013 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,640 They are pretty important. Yeah. 1014 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,960 No. Just having plant trees just to 1015 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,240 tear them out the next week. Yeah, I mean when you're rich 1016 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,880 and he, I mean he make he, he can make Mead, so. 1017 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,440 That's true. We keep, we definitely want to 1018 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,160 keep him. Around like in the lobby, 1019 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,200 though, we've got to have like a Starbucks. 1020 00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,160 That's a Starbucks from like, hold on, That's a Starbucks from 1021 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,640 like 7-6 in the morning to like, I don't know, 3:00 in the 1022 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,040 afternoon. OK, that's kind of late, but OK. 1023 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,720 I mean, I'll drink coffee all. I'll drink coffee all day. 1024 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,560 I'm fixing to have a cup here in about two minutes. 1025 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,520 And then and then three enter. That Starbucks because. 1026 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,920 I'm with you. Me too. 1027 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,440 Well. Well, they have tea and all that 1028 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,080 other kind of stuff. OK, yeah. 1029 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,920 And then, and then at 3:00, then it turns into a whiskey bar. 1030 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,880 Yes, yes. And not just and not just what 1031 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,440 you should. No, that's fine. 1032 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,240 You can. You can still have coffee. 1033 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,920 We'll we'll have a pot done just for you. 1034 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,600 Yeah, but it's got to be someone. 1035 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,680 Walks up to the Starbucks, someone walks up to the 1036 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,880 Starbucks and goes, oh, hey, I'm just dragging a little bit. 1037 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,520 It's like three O 5 in the afternoon. 1038 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,000 They're like, could I get some coffee? 1039 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,360 And it's like, we don't have coffee. 1040 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,160 It's a whiskey bar now. Yeah, and they're like. 1041 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,600 Well, Tracy, isn't that a pot? They're like, hold on, wait a 1042 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:49,800 second. They're like, isn't that a 1043 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,000 coffee pot right there? No, that's for Mr. Mitchell's 1044 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,240 friends. Yeah. 1045 00:48:54,880 --> 00:49:00,640 That's only for him and you got to say it like that too. 1046 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:02,520 Would you like some Eagle rear and? 1047 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,920 Instead, Sir. Well then you got then you have 1048 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,440 the stogie room, right? Oh, heck, yeah. 1049 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,080 I'll tell you what that honestly, honestly, that was 1050 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,880 that was a a neat experience. I, I do Jake's, it was Jake's 1051 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,160 cigar Bar. Yeah, we went, we went to a 1052 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,360 cigar bar when, when my brother and I went to Kentucky for the 1053 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,280 to go look at distilleries. That was a pleasurable 1054 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,640 experience. The they, they had a really good 1055 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,400 filtration system. So you had like the smell in the 1056 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,920 air that was delightful, but it was not oppressive. 1057 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,320 It was. It was nice. 1058 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,720 You know what? It was a pleasure. 1059 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,960 Relax. A pleasurable experience for me 1060 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,560 was my last visit to Jorge's whorehouse. 1061 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,640 Yeah. In San Dustin, California. 1062 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,440 Yeah, it was pretty pleasurable. That's good. 1063 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,840 They're a sponsor in our podcast. 1064 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,200 They are as good on the. Podcast so you'll hear what 1065 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,360 you'll know from them a little bit later. 1066 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,840 Now I want to know, do you pay extra for cheese heads? 1067 00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,160 Yeah. Wait, what happened to? 1068 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,280 Ethel Yeah. What is that? 1069 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,240 What? Open to Ethel's whorehouse. 1070 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,880 Well, she went out of business. Yeah, she was advertised on our 1071 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,200 podcast and that was like a point against her. 1072 00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,040 Yeah, she spent all her money on on advertising. 1073 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,600 They ran out. They ran her out of town. 1074 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,960 Go bad for Brad Ashley's instant marriage Chapel now. 1075 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,960 Yeah, it's a, it's a wreck going strong. 1076 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,560 He's got, he's got like 21 wives now. 1077 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,560 But he's he's, he's buying his own marriages, so. 1078 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,440 Right, that was an absolute hilarious and that was. 1079 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,840 I thought I did really well on that. 1080 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,880 Was you really? You really, really did. 1081 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,840 I don't know what is like. I like, I like that. 1082 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,640 Like my friends every other Thursday are like you're gay. 1083 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,800 I got 10 times to prove it, brother. 1084 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,360 He's more. Like bisexual like. 1085 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:52,640 Dana's So yeah, the original plan was just to like cut him 1086 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,400 off, but he went off. This is perfect. 1087 00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,080 So I just. I just faded him out a little 1088 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,440 bit. Yeah, my. 1089 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,000 Things over him and that whole thing was great. 1090 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,560 That was awesome. That was amazing. 1091 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,400 It really, really was. Truly amazing. 1092 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,800 You got to step it up next year's EDS and hop it. 1093 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,240 Honestly, we should probably do like commercials like that more 1094 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,120 often. I I think that would be funny. 1095 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,360 It would be it. Would be, it's one of the things 1096 00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,560 that I, and I'm not a huge like Saturday Night Live fan, but 1097 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,320 like the one thing that I've always loved about Saturday 1098 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,320 Night Live are the commercial skits. 1099 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,400 Those are some of the funniest things that I've ever seen in my 1100 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,240 life. Those are funny. 1101 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,600 Yeah, well, I'm already whenever you guys are. 1102 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:39,960 I am I am 137,000. Percent right, Alex, to get back 1103 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,800 but I'm. Here. 1104 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,960 I'm listening in. Before before we before we we 1105 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,320 dig into the episode and all that kind of stuff. 1106 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:56,920 Slight tone shift. Been a been a pretty rough week 1107 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,760 for me, sorry. Yeah, sorry to hear that. 1108 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,120 No, just what? It's all good. 1109 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:07,520 Just emotionally everything. I would kind of, I wear my heart 1110 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,360 on my sleeve when it comes to the podcast and all that. 1111 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:14,000 And I've, I've shared everything, all my highest highs 1112 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,560 and my lowest lows. Last year was full of a lot of 1113 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:24,160 very low lows for me personally. I don't know, for almost 1114 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,680 everybody on here as well. Yeah, 2024 was kind of a crappy 1115 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,680 year. Yeah. 1116 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,960 Just. Last week was tough, just 1117 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:40,000 memories and, and all that kind of stuff and with the kids and 1118 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,880 whatnot, it's just, it's been tough. 1119 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,600 But to all the listeners out there who have gone through hard 1120 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:52,560 times and, and have had people forcibly taken from their lives, 1121 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,080 it's OK to not be OK. It is. 1122 00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:01,760 So I know that we joke around and cut around, and it's funny 1123 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,800 because my therapist actually listens to our podcast. 1124 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,840 No way, that's awesome. He, he thinks it's hilarious and 1125 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,880 then it's a good outlet for me. Yeah. 1126 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:16,360 But that's something that I've learned from him is that I use 1127 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:23,160 humor a lot to kind of destabilize and make myself feel 1128 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,040 better. And so I've done that a lot and 1129 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,520 that's OK. But it it is OK to not be OK 1130 00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:33,120 listeners and everybody on here has felt pain in one way, shape 1131 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,760 or form or another. And it is OK. 1132 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:42,840 So I've kind of plugged a lot of the darkness that I've been 1133 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,760 feeling into this week's episode. 1134 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:50,400 So it might be a little bit of a tone shift, but there, there's 1135 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,760 definitely some really funny moments. 1136 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:57,720 And I've got a new character, a new NPC that you guys will 1137 00:53:57,720 --> 00:54:00,120 probably love and you might hate. 1138 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,840 Crying on the podcast again, aren't you? 1139 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,000 Dang it. No, no, no, it's fine. 1140 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,600 It's fine, but everybody's used to it by now. 1141 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,960 I just thanks not only to you guys, but to the listeners as 1142 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:18,280 well, absolutely for sticking through everything. 1143 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,760 So for me losing my appendix to losing my wife, you guys have 1144 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,520 been there. That's true. 1145 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,360 That's very fair and and in fact. 1146 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,240 And in. Fact you've been. 1147 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,840 That's true. Yeah, same for you. 1148 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,920 Like it was bad for cheddar. And literally the day after my 1149 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,960 my roommate died, I was on here and I was already. 1150 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,880 You were. You were, yeah. 1151 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,320 So Danny, you and I share a lot of similarities in that, like we 1152 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,080 use humor to like help ourselves cope. 1153 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,400 So it's it's a good coping mechanism. 1154 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,120 It is till it's not. Yeah, I mean it, it, it's like 1155 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,800 anything you can, you know, you, you don't want to use it to 1156 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,120 hide, but it's it's good. Coping is fine, hiding is not. 1157 00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,320 An outlet. Yeah, an outlet, Yeah. 1158 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,200 Yeah, an outlet. Yeah, Absolutely. 1159 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,880 Yeah, 100%. And that's why we tell the 1160 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,720 listeners that we love them sometimes. 1161 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,560 Sometimes we do. Yeah, sometimes. 1162 00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:08,840 Not all. Of them don't say it too much 1163 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,520 because. They're a little bit weird and I 1164 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,800 don't want to. Yeah, I only get used to it. 1165 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,040 Yeah, no. You haven't come back. 1166 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,000 We. Want we want them to cherish our 1167 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,320 love for. Them, yeah.