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How's you guys this weekend? 
All right. 

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So, so yeah, I. 
Guess. 

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Yeah, I didn't have a good 
weekend. 

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I'm sorry to hear that. 
Yeah, just work stuff more you 

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with details. 
Why not? 

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Nothing really I can pinpoint 
even. 

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It's just just it's just one of 
those weeks, you know, my boss 

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is kind of going through it, I 
think. 

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So it reflects on me, the 
employee. 

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Oh, so kind of kind of sort of 
takes it out on you. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
We'll just scatterbrain and 

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yeah, I don't know. 
I just get in the way kind of 

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thing, which maybe I do. 
I don't know. 

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Is this what I want to do for 
the rest of my life, 

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contracting. 
I don't know, podcasting full 

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time every day. 
Can be rough, yeah. 

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I'd yeah. 
I don't think that would bother 

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me too much. 
I don't know if I would enjoy 

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that or not honestly. 
I mean, I feel like you'd have 

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to do something else. 
I mean I don't know, there's 

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some people that do, but I can 
find plenty of things to to stay

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busy with without having a full 
time job. 

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I find that doing the things you
enjoy as a job makes the things 

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you enjoy not enjoyable anymore.
Yeah, I think there's a element 

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of that too. 
Video games are no longer really

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that appealing to me. 
Oh Dang it. 

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That's the. 
Dang it, even though you're it's

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not your job anymore. 
It's not. 

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Dang it, it was your job. 
Was my job I I I am slowly 

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getting back into enjoying video
games but it is slow so have 

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you. 
Have you completely moved to 

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Illinois or? 
Yeah, pretty much. 

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OK and her wasn't sure if you 
were still alive or not. 

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So good to see you're alive. 
I'm here. 

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I'm alive. 
Awesome. 

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Happy. 
Life I wish. 

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My dad did that. 
Did what? 

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Check to see. 
If you were alive. 

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Yeah. 
Dang it, sorry. 

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I don't really hear much about 
your dad. 

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I hear about your mom. 
I. 

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Oh, my dad's dead. 
That's why that would. 

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Be a reason? 
Yeah, probably the best reason, 

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honestly. 
Tuesday is my first day at 

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Chick-fil-A. 
I'm going to be slinging 

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homophobic chicken. 
Check. 

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Yeah, OK. 
I don't think the I don't think 

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the chicken is homophobic 
really. 

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I think the I don't think the 
company is either, honestly. 

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They hire a lot of LGB people 
so. 

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I mean that's that's true, but 
you can't be too picky when 

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you're hiring people to sling 
chicken. 

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Sling that chicken. 
It was mostly the CEO. 

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Yeah, they have an image they 
want to keep, they don't want, 

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which I think is great as far as
that goes. 

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I think every company should 
strive for a good image because 

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nothing I hate more than going 
to a fast food restaurant. 

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Somebody wants to give me an 
attitude? 

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The the onboarding was like, 
there's a lot of really strict 

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things like in the dress code, 
like you can't even wear like 

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any like like weirdly colored 
socks or anything. 

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Like you can only wear like 
black socks. 

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Like I was like, man, I feel 
like I'm going back to harvest. 

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Elegant. 
It's just elegant part of the 

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Yeah, well, cuz otherwise, you 
know, people do whatever they 

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want. 
And even even like, I don't 

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know, I feel like a little bit 
of personality is not like a 

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terrible thing for people to 
have. 

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But even down to like, even 
though even like the piercings 

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that you can only wear studs, 
the only non ear piercing you're

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allowed to have is like a single
nostril piercing and you have to

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wear like a what are they 
called, like a plug on it. 

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It can't be like anything fancy.
No, no gemstones, no nothing 

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even even like rings, like even 
a wedding ring or you can't wear

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anything with a gemstone. 
It can only be like a plain band

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like it's. 
Kind of wonky. 

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And. 
Watches. 

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I can't wear watches because 
I'll be, I'll be in the back. 

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I'll be cooking the chicken. 
That makes sense. 

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That's just the food safety 
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Yeah, a lot. 
Used to be, used to be, you 

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know, 100 years ago, when I was 
younger, you couldn't. 

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So if you had tattoos, you had 
to cover them up. 

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This was working. 
Yeah, that's how it is that 

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that's how it is at Chick-fil-A 
too. 

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You can't have any. 
It used to be that way. 

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You have. 
To cover them up. 

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Yeah, you had to cover them up. 
You couldn't wear you. 

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I sometimes it depending on the 
restaurant. 

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Some places you couldn't even 
wear earrings. 

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Definitely no other sorts of 
visible body piercings. 

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Yeah. 
Crazy with the hair and all 

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that. 
It's just having, you know, it's

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finding an air of 
professionalism I suppose, is 

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what they're going. 
Yeah, but it's like this is a 

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fast food or restaurant. 
Yeah, but they have, they have a

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certain image that they want to 
uphold. 

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Not every place is like that, 
but they, they, that's one of 

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their things. 
I will say it seems Chick-fil-A 

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cares a lot more about quality 
than most other places just from

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what I've heard from June. 
From my experience, June works 

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at Taco Bell. 
She got Who's June? 

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The girl that I live with. 
Oh, OK. 

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She works as a, She just got a 
shift lead position, so. 

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Awesome. 
But from what I've heard, the 

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the Taco Bell experience is a 
lot different than what I'm 

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expecting Chick-fil-A to be. 
Yeah. 

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No, it's Taco Bell, so. 
I fell on the floor. 

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It's fine. 
Hey, you got these people to eat

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out of the dumpster, it's fine. 
So let us it's fine. 

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Again, people expect a certain 
something from Chick-fil-A, they

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expect a certain something from 
Taco Bell. 

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Chick-fil-A you expect courtesy,
you expect accuracy in your 

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order, you expect a good quality
chicken sandwich. 

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Taco Bell you're you're looking 
to to go to the bathroom because

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you haven't for like a week and 
1/2. 

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So whatever it takes to make 
that happen, happened, you know.

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I will say I will stay with the,
with the recession that Taco 

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Bell had two options, all right?
They could have went cheapy 

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cheap and really like really 
buckled down with the cheap and 

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the low quality, but they upped 
it. 

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They want the second option. 
They want real artsy farty. 

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And now it's $3035 to $40 to 
feed two people. 

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There's no 89 cent tacos, 
there's no 89 cent tacos. 

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You want a Taco that's like $3? 
Well, that's anywhere. 

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Don't. 
They have like those. 

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Don't we have those like meal 
boxes or whatever at Taco? 

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Sometimes there's a meal box, 
but if you order off, if you 

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don't order the meal box, it's 
like $15 a meal. 

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Yeah, that sounds about right. 
I think it's went up though. 

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I think it's like 6 or $7.00 for
a meal box. 

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Because of that, it's usually 
always hot. 

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Yeah, and it's usually always 
good. 

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You know what? 
Was that I had something from 

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Taco Oh, when when I went down 
to when I went down to Kentucky 

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with my brother and dad, I did 
stop and I got I grabbed what do

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you call them the grilled cheese
burrito because Danny had one. 

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Those are good. 
It's right there at I-80. 

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That's all I got. 
I think that thing was like 5 or

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6 bucks. 
Damn, no, that's expensive, but 

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it's the. 
Size or drink? 

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Relations. 
Nope, I've had a lot. 

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I've had a lot of free chili 
cheese burritos in the last 

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month because it was like a 
lemon cheese. 

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Chili cheese tot. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Where they said other chili 
cheese. 

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All three of us. 
Did you? 

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Did you smother it in 
mayonnaise? 

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No of a heart. 
Joey and I were playing a modded

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Nazi Zombies type of thing last 
night and he added he actually 

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added sound files of King Ash 
Ripper. 

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Jeez. 
So we'll pick up an we'll pick 

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up an AM Max ammo and be like 
Max ammo. 

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And then you'll just hear King 
Ash Ripper go mayonnaise, ha ha 

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ha ha ha. 
No way, that's awesome. 

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Yeah. 
I like that. 

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I the first, so the day like my 
orientation day, they got me 

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into like Slack because they 
used Slack for like the group 

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messaging, I guess at 
Chick-fil-A. 

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And the very first thing I see 
in the general chat is a couple 

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weeks ago there was a delivery 
driver that got murdered at a 

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Chick-fil-A in Illinois due to 
leaving the back door open. 

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This was devastating. 
This could easily happen here. 

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So in a measure of being 
cautious, we need to implement 

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some new things at a store. 
And it's basically just a whole 

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bunch of rules about like not 
using the back door anymore. 

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Never think. 
About you. 

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If you ever think about using 
the back door, don't. 

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It's like any part of your life.
They. 

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Should kill you. 
Geez, in. 

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Any context? 
Yeah, it's always a good idea. 

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Wow, wow. 
I think that's a very specific 

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scenario, I don't think. 
It was, it was just like, it was

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just funny. 
The first thing I saw is the 

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first message I saw in Slack and
I'm like, oh, what a wonderful. 

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Slack Introduction Discord. 
It's basically discord but like 

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professional. 
Professional, yeah. 

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So there's no there's no tenor 
GIF button. 

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Yeah, none of that. 
It's pretty funny you can't even

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look up King Ash River on the 
tenor gift setting. 

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Probably not. 
Dang it, and. 

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There's the lot news we got. 
You have to post an inger link 

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like a baboon. 
Like a barbarian. 

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There was a discord server for 
that Nazi zombies game and I 

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joined it and because they have 
like maps and tips and tricks or

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whatever. 
So I was like, hey, I was 

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looking for this new map that's 
in the new update. 

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I was looking for the file and 
they're like, it's in the newest

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version of the game. 
Well, OK, I just want the map 

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file. 
And because I personalized my 

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own, you know, my own EXE. 
And then they're the mod which 

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replied again. 
He's like, yeah, OK, in like 3 

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messages. 
And I just posted a GIF of 

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Doctor Strange going like this. 
I got banned. 

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I'm banned. 
Banned me, I'm banned. 

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Never talk to talk back to the 
mods. 

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Ever. 
Wow, let. 

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Me post you made. 
You made him spell his Mountain 

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Dew. 
And me and memes. 

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That's someone that I posted. 
Oh jeez, I can't believe you 

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banned. 
I I got to ban you now, I'm 

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sorry. 
Oh my. 

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No, that's it. 
That's it. 

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It's. 
Gone. 

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It's off the sidebar guys. 
I'll have his cheddar server. 

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I'll be over. 
There, woo. 

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I got banned. 
From that. 

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So they banned my e-mail 
address, the one for my 

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business, for Everlasting Edge. 
I it was like, I I don't know. 

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Yeah, Gmail, Google. 
Oh, really? 

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Yeah. 
I, I just, I hadn't, I wondered 

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why I hadn't gotten any emails, 
which I mean, I'm not getting 

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like a lot, but a few. 
And I just happened to be, I was

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like, oh, let's look at my Gmail
account. 

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Oh, it's, it's not linked 
anymore because, you know, I 

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just have it linked to my other 
one. 

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And I tried to find it and it 
says, oh, your account's been 

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banned. 
Like it was no big deal. 

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And I'm like looking, I'm like, 
I'm like clicking every spot I 

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can click like looking for some 
kind of reason. 

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The only thing I found, I never 
received any e-mail like 

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indicating why or anything. 
All it said was I had violated 

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their community standard. 
That's it. 

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Wow. 
If you want to appeal. 

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Your edging everlasting, 
everlasting, I reported. 

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So not even urging, you know, 
I'm. 

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Yeah, somebody. 
Yeah, no doubt I reported it. 

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But I guess, I guess it went 
through. 

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I I've had I've had an A Gmail 
get banned before like that for 

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like the same thing but I was 
able to restore it. 

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I don't remember. 
How I was too. 

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I was too. 
So I I, I appealed and I simply 

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replied in there like I have no 
idea why this was banned. 

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This is the name of my business.
Yeah. 

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I sharpen anything you'll give 
me to sharpen pretty much, and 

236
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I'm not sure what you people's 
problem is because nobody even 

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notified me that my account was 
banned. 

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This is ridiculous. 
I think 95. 

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Stored in a day or two. 
Percent of that stuff is 

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automated. 
It probably is. 

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So it's just automated probably.
It's probably, I guess it could 

242
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be keywords, but like I can see 
it like if I had like edging in 

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there because that's, you know, 
apparently a tabby word I'm. 

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Sure, they have way worse. 
E-mail names exactly. 

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It's not bad, doesn't make. 
Sense. 

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Derek the Bronie 669. 
That's fine. 

247
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That's. 
Fine. 

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Off the top of your head, you 
just came up with that or is 

249
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that actually? 
Yeah, because I'm pretty. 

250
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That sounds like it actually 
exists. 

251
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Yeah, wow it. 
Just came up. 

252
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Honestly, it could. 
It could. 

253
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It could. 
It says it's taken. 

254
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Well, Bronie liked the paper 
towel. 

255
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No bronie like I like My Little 
Pony shit. 

256
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Oh, Brony. 
Oh, you said. 

257
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Brony. 
My bad. 

258
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Wait. 
OK, so I'm gonna sound naive. 

259
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So I'm assuming that's some sort
of a sexual fetish. 

260
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Also, then, is My Little Pony. 
Yes, it doesn't have to be. 

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This is people doesn't have My 
Little Pony that are men, adult 

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men. 
Have you ever heard they're 

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clomping? 
Clomping. 

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No, I'm looking it up. 
You know, somewhere at some 

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point in time, at some point in 
time, you know God's going to 

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somehow stand before the entire 
country and say, Lucy, you got 

267
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some explaining to do because 
what the heck. 

268
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So it's called. 
It's called clopping. 

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It's the term for masturbation 
used by bronies. 

270
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Oh. 
No, Yeah, yeah. 

271
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Oh my. 
Yeah. 

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You know the worst part about it
is like if you want to do 

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research and learn. 
About it if Bronie does his 

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business. 
Goodness. 

275
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To what? 
To what? 

276
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Oh, you, you know he's called a 
brownie. 

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You know what too? 
You know what I mean? 

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That cartoon and is like, yeah, 
that's hot. 

279
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Well, careful making that noise.
Listeners might get excited. 

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I already failed. 
No, not November. 

281
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Thanks, Mr. Master. 
I forgot it's November. 

282
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Sorry. 
I failed on the 1st so we. 

283
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That's right, it's supposed to 
be. 

284
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Well, originally it was no 
shave, but I guess it's been 

285
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changed now. 
Everything. 

286
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Else because by the end of it 
the guys are supposed to reach 

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like a level of ascension where 
they can levitate and have 

288
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telekinetic powers and stuff 
like that. 

289
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And no ones done it. 
And no ones done it. 

290
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It doesn't work. 
Is it only apply to self 

291
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gratification or sex? 
Any any nut. 

292
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Wow, OK, that's stupid. 
From what I hear, that's how you

293
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get testicular cancer. 
I don't know. 

294
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Testicular squeaking. 
I will never get that in my 

295
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life. 
That Mountain Dew? 

296
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You got to drink Mountain Dew. 
And microwave your balls. 

297
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Yeah, like that South Park 
episode. 

298
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Like that South Park episode? 
I haven't seen them all. 

299
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,720
I I wouldn't suggest doing that 
even though South Park did it. 

300
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I'm sure a lot of good. 
Ideas. 

301
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,760
Yeah, probably. 
Testicular cancer so he he put 

302
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,720
his balls right up against. 
Oh, is that the one? 

303
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,400
Yeah. 
Is that the one where he had one

304
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big huge one or something like 
that? 

305
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,920
I think no, they were both huge.
OK, He's like dragging them 

306
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,520
around or something. 
Yeah. 

307
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Goodness. 
All right. 

308
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Cheddar person. 
Yeah, Nutsack. 

309
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Yeah, they're there. 
Dad, Mom said to stop trying to 

310
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give yourself cancer. 
In a wheelbarrow. 

311
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Dang Dang. 
It's funny, the context for this

312
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episode was Randy was trying to 
get medicinal weed. 

313
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So OK. 
So Colorado, just go anywhere. 

314
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That's times of the times. 
Yeah, Danny, Ron, you done 

315
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messed up. 
Hey, Ron. 

316
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Not yeah, a Ron, Yeah. 
The key and spiel. 

317
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Key and spiel. 
Wow. 

318
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The key substitute teacher skit 
I. 

319
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Didn't see that. 10 I'm sure you
have what he says. 

320
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,720
Hey, A Ron. 
Yeah, he's misspelled from. 

321
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All the names hey A. 
Ron Jacqueline instead of 

322
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Jacqueline. 
He's getting mad every time they

323
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correct him because he's he 
knows that that's not how it's 

324
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actually pronounced. 
Come on, who in here is named D 

325
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Nice Denise, Son of a bitch 
Denise. 

326
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Denise, Denise, Denise, you like
your whole attitude. 

327
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Thank you. 
Still still not as good in my 

328
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:16,360
opinion as the the the two the 
two guys on the on the plane 

329
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that said they were there to 
find Terry's and Drax them 

330
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sklounced. 
Trashed in all them. 

331
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:27,000
Terry we gonna Drax them 
collapsed. 

332
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That is a real. 
Thing. 

333
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,880
It's yeah. 
I don't know what that means, 

334
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,800
but apparently it's really bad 
if you're a Terry. 

335
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,720
I don't know. 
That sounds like an alien 

336
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,320
language. 
Something man. 

337
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,160
Never seen a couple of aliens. 
Oh man, have you ever seen that?

338
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,200
Me neither. 
One of their one of their core 

339
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ones. 
Yeah, any Alex? 

340
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,680
Alex. 
I think this is probably the 

341
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first time that I've I've been 
nervous at D Ming. 

342
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,880
Why is that? 
I'm usually not nervous. 

343
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,560
Well, because everybody's been 
building it up and saying it's 

344
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their favorite and I don't want 
to let anybody down. 

345
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,440
You know how those things go. 
It's going to be fine. 

346
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It's just the characters vibing.
I think I would I. 

347
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Kind of have to just get out of 
the way. 

348
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I would love to play in it, but 
I don't know what my schedule is

349
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going to be like in the future 
and I'm working next Saturday 

350
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so. 
Yeah, I really, I really miss 

351
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Ash. 
Awesome was it? 

352
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,640
Was it last week, a week before 
somebody reminded me of how Ash 

353
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cleansed himself with the 
squeegee? 

354
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,840
The squeegee at the gas station.
Yeah. 

355
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,440
Absolute iconic man I love. 
Is there a car wash? 

356
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,640
No. 
Is there a squeegee bucket? 

357
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,880
Yeah. 
A matter of fact there is. 

358
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:53,680
Does it have liquid in it? 
That's all I need. 

359
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,160
I mean, it might not all be 
water, but. 

360
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,600
Let's refill your your flower, 
Wallace. 

361
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,040
Boy, about Midsummer, a lot of 
those get so nasty. 

362
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,640
People like to take those and 
clean their gasoline that 

363
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,920
they've spilled. 
All in that. 

364
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:11,120
Yeah, I used one and the handle 
got a little bit wet and then my

365
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,640
hand just smelled like straight 
up poop like. 

366
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,520
I got my. 
I don't, I don't think that was,

367
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,720
I don't think that was squeegee 
water at that point. 

368
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,000
They go wash my hands. 
I was like, oh. 

369
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,880
That's yeah, gross. 
Yeah, I. 

370
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,440
Just think they. 
Used like that was something 

371
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other than their hands I. 
Say someone felt like someone 

372
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just went went digging in their 
butt with it. 

373
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,400
Someone used the business end of
that squeegee. 

374
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,280
Or I mean, it was too. 
Butt hole. 

375
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,840
Unfortunately, I wouldn't put 
anything past anybody anymore. 

376
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,360
I need to clean the inside. 
How? 

377
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,120
Did you fit a whole squeegee up 
your butt? 

378
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,200
Well, not the whole thing. 
There's a will, there's a white.

379
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,920
Man, you leave the. 
Squeegee and the squeegee out so

380
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,120
you can, you know, wash your 
windshield with it. 

381
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,720
Yeah. 
So it's in handle deep. 

382
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,640
Well, yeah, so you get rubber, 
get on top of the roof of the 

383
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:07,920
car and then just slide down. 
It's really efficient. 

384
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,000
Yeah, it's hands free mechanism.
Exactly. 

385
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,880
You can still talk on the phone.
If I can fit two raccoons up 

386
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there, I can fit a squeegee up 
there. 

387
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,920
It's 2025. 
Oh man, now you're starting to 

388
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:25,400
sound like Lenny. 
You had a way, Lenny. 

389
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,240
Well, Cheddar, did you set up? 
Did you move or something? 

390
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:30,800
You're set. 
Up. 

391
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,880
Oh yeah, my roommate died last 
year. 

392
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Oh yeah, I think I remember 
that. 

393
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,280
Yeah, I was like that. 
Was 1 today, a week from today. 

394
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,480
Wow, yeah. 
Oh, was it really? 

395
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,640
Wow. 
Yeah. 

396
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,840
I can't believe that it's been a
year. 

397
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,040
Wow me. 
Neither. 

398
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,160
Dang, times fun when you're 
having flies. 

399
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,440
I am having flies. 
Times flies when you're fun 

400
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:56,320
having Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, sure. 

401
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:03,760
I did. 
Man. 

402
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,880
So where do are you? 
Do you live by yourself now or 

403
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,920
do you have another roommate? 
I have another roommate. 

404
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,120
And don't forget the women in 
your closet. 

405
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,800
And the women in my closet. 
Yeah. 

406
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,680
Yeah, he's got up to three now. 
So I've, I've actually been, 

407
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,960
it's starting to get cold 
outside. 

408
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,120
So I'm actually thinking about 
upgrading them to the basement. 

409
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,680
There's more room for activities
down there and they can work on 

410
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,760
my little sweatshop that I have 
down there too. 

411
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,720
Yeah, it's just efficient. 
What are you? 

412
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,720
What are you making? 
Counterfeit money. 

413
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,120
Sweet, sweet. 
Nice. 

414
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,560
I I also have three women in my 
club. 

415
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,920
What a coincidence. 
Weird. 

416
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,960
It's the second one. 
Do you also have a sweatshop? 

417
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,680
Of sorts. 
We do get sweaty. 

418
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:51,560
Working on it I I got 1. 
Oh you must have like a mini gym

419
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,720
in there or something. 
You might be talking. 

420
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,080
About that we worked out. 
Barbell, yeah. 

421
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,560
Pumping iron, Yeah, yeah. 
We're. 

422
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:02,720
Pumping something alright? 
Wait, wait, wait, wait. 

423
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,800
Yeah, Yeah, right. 
Yeah. 

424
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,120
We got a we can have bike. 
Tires and bike tires. 

425
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,040
No. 
We actually have a gym in the 

426
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,720
the apartment complex, it's 
pretty cool. 

427
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:12,520
Sick. 
Nice. 

428
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,240
Sick, sick. 
Yeah, I got a girl in my closet,

429
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,400
too. 
That's where she's. 

430
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,120
OK, so everyone, everyone's just
hopping on the train now. 

431
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:22,880
I guess I started to trend. 
I don't have any women in my 

432
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,960
closet. 
But they're in your dungeon. 

433
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,160
I do not have. 
It no, I don't. 

434
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,080
I wouldn't let anybody in my 
dungeon if if they came down to 

435
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,280
my dungeon, it'd be to die. 
All the women moved out of your 

436
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,160
house and then like, I didn't. 
Like got married, I've got, I've

437
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,120
got, well, I've got 2. 
Dang it. 

438
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,200
I have three wait 2-3. 3. 
Are you counting the dogs? 

439
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,520
The dogs, yeah, we've. 
Got a dog, a cat and a wife. 

440
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,280
Oh yeah, I guess that count. 
Is thing doing OK? 

441
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,920
Yeah, he's doing great. 
He's very loud. 

442
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,400
I don't remember him being so 
loud. 

443
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,680
Is he? 
Yeah, he meows all the time. 

444
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,400
Really, really, really loudly 
because he wants attention. 

445
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,880
Now he wants it. 
Now. 

446
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,560
Yeah, he has a he has a big 
attention. 

447
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,200
He always was it's it's 
definitely more more than normal

448
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,400
if if he is a skinwalker. 
I've never had an animal look at

449
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,160
me more affectionately than he 
does. 

450
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,280
And this is comparing him to 
Cookie and Monster. 

451
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,120
You're probably in good hands 
then. 

452
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,840
But I think it's the big eyes 
skinwalker it could be. 

453
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,000
I don't care what you are, you 
love me. 

454
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:25,560
Don't. 
You. 

455
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,000
Yeah. 
I love honey. 

456
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,320
Sometimes you'll get up in the 
middle of the night to get a 

457
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glass of water and you see him 
in the kitchen on his on his 

458
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,640
hind legs open in the fridge. 
He just looks at you. 

459
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,280
Hey. 
I ain't something. 

460
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,120
I ain't going to say anything. 
How are you doing as? 

461
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,520
Long as you don't mess with me, 
I mean, we're fine. 

462
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,960
You just come at me bro, we're 
going to have problems. 

463
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,880
Away from the fridge. 
Uses his tail to shut the 

464
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,960
fridge. 
You guys are out of milk, by the

465
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,920
way. 
He. 

466
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:57,240
Chugs the carton. 
I was going to say like, because

467
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,200
he doesn't have thumbs, so it's 
like on the floor. 

468
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,560
No, it just. 
Uses 2 paws. 

469
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,520
He opens the cabinet just like 
knocks all the cups out. 

470
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,240
Sorry about that. 
No, you really what's happening?

471
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,600
Yeah, I know. 
And you get. 

472
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,920
Supposed to do it though, and 
the shot of the cat does. 

473
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,320
It's legally. 
In the contact that I made-up 

474
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,720
and it's just a whole bunch of 
conference. 

475
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,880
Yep. 
If you see here in Article 5. 

476
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,720
Addendum C. 
Sorry about that all that 

477
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,280
conditioning. 
Yeah. 

478
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,640
Bagels did not care for him at 
all at first. 

479
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,280
Bagels. 
Yeah, I figured. 

480
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,160
You know him, he just saunters 
everywhere. 

481
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,200
He doesn't get excited about 
anything. 

482
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,440
I don't. 
He'd be freaking out and he'd be

483
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,720
looking at. 
Her other cat? 

484
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,520
What he'd walk to water, he 
would do his saunter, you know, 

485
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,000
And she's like. 
Well, and he's used to it too, 

486
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,080
because that's what the other 
cats would. 

487
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,960
Yeah. 
So he's like, he just don't 

488
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,000
care. 
No. 

489
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,320
And then eventually the cats, 
the other cats stopped caring 

490
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,880
because they realized they're 
not getting a reaction. 

491
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,560
Yeah, he does. 
Like, well, he, he reacts if you

492
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,000
step on him though, because that
happened, Yeah, the other day. 

493
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,920
Yeah, he got right on my way and
I didn't, I didn't have any 

494
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,720
lights on and I stepped on him 
and. 

495
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,800
The idiot just does that. 
He just gets in your way. 

496
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,040
He knows what's gonna happen, 
but he walks under your foot as 

497
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,480
you're walking. 
Yeah, and then he's mad at me. 

498
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,560
He wouldn't. 
He wouldn't like come near me. 

499
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,880
And what do you, buddy? 
You did that. 

500
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,760
Well, and he does. 
He does that thing where he like

501
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,960
slow blinks at you too. 
He like, he like looks you from 

502
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,120
distance. 
He like slow blinks. 

503
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,960
He's like angry with you. 
Yeah, yeah, he's judging you. 

504
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,960
Have you guys noticed the uptick
in like people speeding like as 

505
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,280
you go through your lives? 
No. 

506
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,960
There Has it always been this 
way? 

507
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,640
No, usually I'm the one speeding
so everyone's is. 

508
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:44,360
It just where I live or am I 
just getting older because I'm 

509
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,720
starting you mind you, I'm still
cool, Joe. 

510
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,480
I'm not. 
I'm not going to freak out, but 

511
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:54,560
I'm noticing everybody has to go
90 all the time everywhere on 

512
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,360
the highway. 
I would say I almost wish. 

513
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,480
You're not that important. 
Like you don't have to go that 

514
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,960
fast if you do the math, it 
doesn't, it doesn't make a 

515
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,440
difference. 
You're getting there like. 

516
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,000
It really doesn't like. 
Maybe 100 seconds earlier. 

517
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,320
I always like maybe I always 
love those people who've got 

518
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,680
like the V8 like like sports 
cars and they, they speed past 

519
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,400
you as loud as possible because 
you know, they're trying to be 

520
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,160
loud about it because they're 
driving and they'll just and 

521
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,800
they'll just. 
Rev They'll just Rev And then 

522
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,400
driving under a bridge. 
Then they stream pass, they 

523
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,400
scream past these are running, 
and then you come up to the next

524
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,400
stop light, pull up next to him.
You look at him and you're like,

525
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,720
really? 
Yeah, no, I love it when they're

526
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,360
they pass you, they keep in the 
same lane and then for some 

527
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:44,040
reason they didn't get over into
your lane and then you're like 

528
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,880
actually ahead of them now. 
And then they got like, they got

529
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,680
like a slope dude in front of 
them. 

530
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,760
People passing on the right. 
I don't know why it gets me. 

531
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,320
It gets my panties in a bunch. 
Well, maybe you should stop 

532
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,360
being in the passing lane 
driving slower. 

533
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,680
I'm I'm not though. 
Like that's the thing. 

534
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,160
I think I'm just stopping. 
Like when they Bob and weave you

535
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,600
mean? 
Like you're trying to pass on 

536
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,360
the right and I'm behind them 
and I'm coming up on, I'm on a 

537
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,040
steady pace, you know, and I'm 
technically going over, I'm 

538
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,240
going like 77 because I'm in the
passing lane, supposed to go a 

539
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,040
little over when you're in a 
passing lane on the highway, 

540
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,360
7780 miles an hour. 
And they're trying to, I can't 

541
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,640
get around everybody. 
And then I just slowly drive by 

542
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,880
them and then they're in a 
blockade of cars and they want 

543
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,800
to get over. 
And it's like, oh, now you got 

544
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,200
to get behind me. 
This, this, you went nowhere 

545
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,040
with this. 
You're probably just making 

546
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:35,040
yourself angry trying to go 90 
when there's a bunch of traffic.

547
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,480
I think it's a narcissism 
problem. 

548
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,120
I I really think it is. 
Potentially. 

549
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,680
I. 
I've noticed you. 

550
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,360
Think you're so? 
Important I've noticed a lot 

551
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:49,800
more people tailgating me and me
being me I I I get in I 

552
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:54,000
purposely get into a no passing 
lane on the highway and I go 10 

553
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,480
under just to tick them off I 
I've become. 

554
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,880
That was you I've seen. 
Somebody. 

555
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,240
It was you. 
In Michigan, they'd just pass 

556
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,240
you anyway. 
I I've seen someone with a 

557
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,640
bumper sticker and it was like 
really small print and they're 

558
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,080
like, if you're close enough to 
read this, yes, I'm driving slow

559
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,480
on purpose. 
Makes sense. 

560
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,040
It's a statement. 
Well, I've seen people pass on 

561
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,520
the. 
And they were, in fact, driving.

562
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,200
Very. 
Slowly. 

563
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,040
I will say, yeah, there's been a
lot more like people passing on 

564
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,760
like shoulders. 
I don't get it man, it doesn't 

565
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,000
make a difference like it really
doesn't to your to your trip 

566
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,440
time. 
I for me personally, I just hate

567
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,560
when people are driving slower 
than me because then I have to 

568
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,000
like figure out what speed I 
need to be like getting the 

569
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,040
cruise control adjusted to or 
whatever. 

570
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,320
And that's always really 
annoying to find that right 

571
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,600
speed where you're not too slow 
and you're not slightly too 

572
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,920
fast. 
I that's why I need to never. 

573
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,560
I like the newer cars that have 
the radar where it like. 

574
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,360
Yeah, I was just going to say my
car is nice because I have 

575
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,840
adapted cruise or adapted 
cruise. 

576
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,720
Control I yeah, I want to get 
like a newer like Toyota Camry 

577
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,680
or something like somewhere. 
A Tesla. 

578
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,520
Not a Tesla. 
Or get AI, have AI have a 2020 

579
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,760
Kia Forte an. 
Cyber Truck. 

580
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,760
Yeah. 
So I've been looking at cars 

581
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,440
because I don't know if I'm 
going to, I don't know if I'm 

582
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,200
going to fix mine or if I'm 
going to get a new one. 

583
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,840
It is GT edition so it has a lot
of bicycle. 

584
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,600
It has like the full package, so
I, I don't know if the regular 

585
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,600
one has it, fair enough. 
But it is nice. 

586
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,200
And it also if it, if something 
gets in my way, it tries to stop

587
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,680
for me, which sucks during, 
which sucks during winter 

588
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,840
because if like a piece of ice 
falls off right in front of the 

589
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,360
radar, it'll go EE and then it 
will try to like stop me and 

590
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,600
then it won't, it won't 
disengage the stop until like I 

591
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,080
fully stop it, then I'm able to 
go. 

592
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,120
So on the highway. 
I had a scare last year, yeah. 

593
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,720
Well, you remember you can. 
Turn that off I think. 

594
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,840
You remember when we went to the
Illinois tournament with Ray 

595
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,800
Manic for Smash? 
Yeah. 

596
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,800
And the car, the car had there 
that. 

597
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:58,040
Was like a. 23 or a 24 Camry, I 
think that we were. 

598
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,960
Driving. 
Oh yeah, that's right. 

599
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,920
Yeah. 
And it had like, it had like 

600
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,360
lane assist or whatever, like it
would keep you between the 

601
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,120
lanes. 
I kind of like it. 

602
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,800
My car has. 
My car has that too, yeah. 

603
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,280
Yeah, you can pretty much self 
drive on straight away. 

604
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,040
It won't. 
It won't let you. 

605
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,240
It'll freak out if you take your
hand off at all. 

606
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,640
Though hands on the wheel. 
Hey, hey, hands on the wheel. 

607
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,640
It sounds exactly like that. 
That's. 

608
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,040
Not probably. 
It beeps super loud. 

609
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,480
It's like, what if I got a kid 
sleeping in the back? 

610
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,360
No one thought of that. 
No one thought. 

611
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,320
No one OK. 
Well, keep your hands on the 

612
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,040
steering wheel. 
He gets huge three wheel. 

613
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,840
Gorge, gorge. 
You should probably put your 

614
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,920
hand back on the steering wheel.
Yeah, there's different, like 

615
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,560
more options. 
You can pick between. 

616
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,880
It's like, it's like Google, 
yeah. 

617
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,520
Tesla has a should get a Tesla. 
Not getting a Tesla. 

618
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,520
I don't even have a Tesla. 
I love Tesla. 

619
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,880
Yeah, we were. 
Thinking in the news of the 

620
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,640
Tesla AI, Bonnie. 
Hey, Danny. 

621
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,560
Hey Danny told some little girl 
to send her nudes or something 

622
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,040
like that. 
Why yeah is it? 

623
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,880
It has an NSFW mode, but it 
wasn't even on. 

624
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,880
Oh my goodness, it's pretty 
crazy. 

625
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,640
Wow. 
Imagine turning the NSFW mode on

626
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,960
your car's AI on so your car can
happen such few times. 

627
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,240
For free. 
This is what I paid for. 

628
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,320
That's messed up. 
Heck yeah. 

629
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:38,040
So Speaking of people being 
idiots in cars, do you guys also

630
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,640
watch those like dash Cam videos
of that people upload and it's 

631
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,840
just people driving and they 
just do like stupid things? 

632
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,840
I put them up all. 
I'm one of them that put them 

633
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,760
up. 
Yeah. 

634
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,600
So me and my friends actually 
have like a like a little game 

635
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,000
that we do sometimes we do it 
was a drinking game beforehand 

636
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,120
and we have like different like 
categories. 

637
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,760
So it would be like what are you
doing? 

638
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:07,520
Get off your phone bus if if any
time that a bus shows up we just

639
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,720
yell bus and then like daddy's 
car and stuff like that. 

640
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,040
Oops. 
What's the objective of the of 

641
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,920
the game? 
It's a spark debate, yeah. 

642
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,360
We we played a game in College 
in the car where you would go 

643
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,280
under a red light and the last 
person that taps the ceiling has

644
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,800
to take off all their clothes. 
Wow, I lost that 1A. 

645
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,760
Lot. 
So then like 5 minutes down the 

646
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,320
road I was tapped the ceiling. 
Hey, guys. 

647
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,160
I can see that one happening. 
Yeah, true story. 

648
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,560
Got naked. 
No, it's not a true story. 

649
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,240
Happens to the best of us naked.
We've all gotten naked at one 

650
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,280
point. 
I lied. 

651
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,520
Never. 
Not me. 

652
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,800
Never been naked. 
Never. 

653
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,200
I have never dude. 
It's never happened. 

654
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,160
I shower with a pie on. 
Tie. 

655
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,360
Just a tie. 
Does that classify as naked? 

656
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,280
No, I'm pulling. 
Up tie on cleanly and. 

657
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,680
When you clean your clothes. 
There's a week. 

658
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,400
You look tired. 
Yeah, you look like out of it. 

659
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,800
I've been sick all week. 
Oh no, did you? 

660
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,360
Were you going to work? 
Yeah. 

661
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,680
Sick with what? 
What you got? 

662
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,600
I don't. 
Know. 

663
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,960
Stomach thing, my throat. 
Doctor Joe's here. 

664
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,440
Pee pee thing. 
Lost my voice for a couple days.

665
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,920
Fever of 103 for a couple of 
days. 

666
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,920
You Dang. 
That's pretty high. 

667
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,360
Me too. 
You get the butt thermometer. 

668
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,360
No, I just fisted myself and 
guessed what guessed the temp. 

669
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:45,320
Feels like 103. 
I should stay home. 

670
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,440
Wait, no, I got to work. 
I did it in the work bathroom. 

671
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,480
Wait. 
A minute, Wait a minute. 

672
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,440
You can't do that. 
You're the boss that's making a 

673
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,320
dollar. 
Say, yeah, I'm the boss, so 

674
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,760
nobody's telling me to go home. 
You're making a dollar and 

675
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:07,880
everybody else is making a dime.
That's why I move on company. 

676
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,680
Time. 
That's why I fist myself on 

677
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,960
company Time. 
Jeez. 

678
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,840
Oh no. 
Staying I'm just testing my 

679
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,960
temperature. 
That again. 

680
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,480
Well, then I had to, I had to. 
I had to get a second opinion 

681
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,880
because you can't just get one. 
Test. 

682
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,160
Trust it. 
Let me fail out there. 

683
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,440
So, well, no, then you stick 
your hand in your mouth, no. 

684
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,440
No. 
No, no. 

685
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,280
I could just taste my sickness. 
Tastes like 100, yeah. 

686
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,720
Tastes like dysentery. 
Confirmed. 

687
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,280
Dang, Terry. 
Dang it, what am I? 

688
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,320
Wow, no. 
Gracious again that. 

689
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,600
Was like 4 months. 
Ago Gracious. 

690
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,880
The right I haven't had come in 
seven years and I just pulled 

691
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,520
out my the last piece I ate. 
No, it's still good. 

692
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,400
It was, I think it was Abby sent
me a video of Still. 

693
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,840
Chewy, you just. 
She just learned to choose 

694
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,120
today, years old, when she 
learned she could eat corn 

695
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,320
twice. 
No. 

696
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,560
This shows somebody taking a 
dump and then like looking at 

697
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,840
the toilet and then you see him 
pouring corn into a bowl and. 

698
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,639
No, I can't do that. 
It's like. 

699
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:33,280
That one Family Guy episode. 
Jeez, this is where we've come 

700
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,159
as a nation. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

701
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,520
See, that's why I said what I 
said earlier. 

702
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,199
We started with the founding 
fathers and now we're at 

703
00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:44,040
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie. 
It's delicious. 

704
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,280
Oh, my goodness, I I saw 
somebody take a slice. 

705
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,120
You actually in a burrito? 
Oh, was that That was you that 

706
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,080
sent that to me, Danny. 
Yeah, I said that. 

707
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,440
I said, hey, this is going to 
send Joey into a coma. 

708
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,120
Yeah, I would. 
A guy that takes grilled cheese 

709
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,760
like the grilled cheese steak 
burrito. 

710
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,160
OK. 
No, it wasn't the grilled 

711
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,400
cheese. 
Oh no. 

712
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:07,240
And then he takes a slice of it 
in there, and then he covers it 

713
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,200
in Diablo sauce. 
And then just say yeah. 

714
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,760
He. 
Was going to town on it too and 

715
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,720
he was like pretty good. 
It's not. 

716
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Good. 
Here he is. 

717
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,920
He liked it. 
He said it was good. 

718
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:24,560
I don't know. 
I think I'm going to try it. 

719
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,880
That guy does do some like 
interesting food hacks. 

720
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,680
So like he'll he'll go to Costco
and he'll order like a whole 

721
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,080
Costco pizza and then he'll just
scoop like the cheese off of the

722
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,440
pizza and then he'll like put it
onto the hot dog, the Costco hot

723
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,960
dog and then he'll eat the hot 
dog. 

724
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,960
OK, yeah, that, that'd be pretty
good One He did where he took 

725
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,680
like a Costco pizza and then he 
put like a Big Mac on it and 

726
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,320
like rolled up the Big Mac into 
the pizza and was eating it that

727
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,840
way. 
And it's like, all right, weird,

728
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,400
but probably good. 
Yeah, I know if that'd be good. 

729
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:57,200
And then he then he did the Baja
blast pie and burrito. 

730
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,000
And I was like that, no. 
No. 

731
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,120
No, no, that's literally 
something that King Astreper 

732
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,200
would eat. 
Yeah, I don't. 

733
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,600
I did. 
It would be that is. 

734
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,600
Something that his stomach, 
that's something that his 

735
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,520
stomach would see, but then it 
did not have enough mayonnaise 

736
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,280
on it. 
Yeah. 

737
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:11,800
Baja. 
Blast pie. 

738
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,040
I would. 
I do have to admit I would like 

739
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,720
to do it just to make Joy freak 
out. 

740
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,200
I'm broken now, somebody. 
Joe this whole time? 

741
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,000
Yeah. 
Somebody was taking their like 

742
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,560
by the by the slice their pie 
and they were dipping it in Baja

743
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,840
blast soda. 
Yes, Oh my soul, I. 

744
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:29,840
Saw it. 
Oh yeah. 

745
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,000
They said it tastes just like 
Baja Blast, so why not? 

746
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,200
Right. 
No, it was not that good. 

747
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,360
That's like, that's like dipping
a burger that has ketchup on it 

748
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,400
and more ketchup. 
And tomatoes, Yeah, I don't. 

749
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,880
Pretty much. 
That's insane. 

750
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,880
That's just insane. 
Sometimes you don't put enough 

751
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,880
ketchup on the burger though, 
this is true. 

752
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,360
That's a skill issue at that 
point then. 

753
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:57,240
Skill issue, yeah. 
I never really had ketchup on on

754
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:01,280
my burger honestly. 
Ketchup bottom burger guy. 

755
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,040
Yeah, I'll get tomato on a 
burger and and some some May 

756
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,720
days. 
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha. 

757
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,360
Not ketchup, really. 
Hello. 

758
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,840
I like ketchup. 
Sure, if you're a mustard guy. 

759
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,960
Yeah, I mind it. 
I don't mind it. 

760
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,360
It's healthier for you. 
I respect Beep. 

761
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,280
I respect Beep. 
Yeah, I have my soundboard off. 

762
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,440
I'm immune. 
OK. 

763
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,800
What? 
You keep beeping at people are 

764
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,760
going to think you're ginger. 
He's beeping who's? 

765
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,000
Who's beeping? 
You are. 

766
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,920
I'm watching your watching you 
come out. 

767
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,160
On your. 
Thing No, he needs to change the

768
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,440
battery in a smoke alarm. 
Oh, oh, oh, he disguised it, but

769
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,960
we still know it's you. 
You lit up blue. 

770
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,720
Yeah. 
You just have to be talking 

771
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,320
while you're doing it so it 
stays green. 

772
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,080
Weird. 
I don't talk enough to do that. 

773
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,760
I'm always precise and concise 
with my speech. 

774
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,920
That was a really long winded 
way to say you don't talk much. 

775
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,080
Yeah, see, I can't, I can't. 
I can't mask it. 

776
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,960
Well Dang it. 
How do you feel now, Danny? 

777
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,200
Better. 
My lungs. 

778
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,080
My lungs are sore. 
They hurt. 

779
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,840
They're full of crap. 
I don't know, it was probably 

780
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,760
like COVID 2025 or something 
like that. 

781
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,360
The new update. 
Yeah, probably. 

782
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,600
Yeah, I, I, I must have got it 
from you then, because I 

783
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,520
started, I started feeling 
something around Thursday and 

784
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:32,520
lungs felt real weak, but I 
coughed stuff up a couple times 

785
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,240
and that went away. 
Now it's just kind of in my 

786
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,640
throat it like. 
It's. 

787
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,080
Coming back up into my sinuses 
now. 

788
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:41,120
I'm like, so mine was a headache
on on Sunday. 

789
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,760
I went to bed and I was like, 
I'm all right. 

790
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,360
And then I woke up Monday and I 
was like, oh wow, I kind of feel

791
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,320
like Grab went to work and like 
throughout the day I was like, 

792
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,280
oh man, I'm getting I'm getting 
worse. 

793
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,640
So it left early when like like 
left at like 11 and then just 

794
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,960
felt like crap the rest of the 
day. 

795
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,560
Could not sleep at all from 
Monday night to Tuesday. 

796
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,680
Like I'd sleep for 10 minutes 
and I'd wake up, sleep for 10 

797
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,760
minutes and I'd wake up. 
Oh, good night. 

798
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,000
Miserable, couldn't get 
comfortable. 

799
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,840
Cold. 
Then it was hot, then it was 

800
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,440
cold, then it was hot. 
That's that's when I fisted 

801
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,560
myself when I found out that I 
was headed 103. 

802
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,240
Oh, this is not good. 
Wait. 

803
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,600
Wait, all the whole fist all 5? 
All five. 

804
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,080
Yeah. 
How? 

805
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,200
Else do you get it? 
That's how you get a more 

806
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,040
accurate reading. 
Yeah. 

807
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,080
Yeah, you have 5 different 
sensors going in there at once. 

808
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,600
5 Pro. 
Accurate reading. 

809
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,000
Yeah. 
You got to do foolproof. 

810
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:41,680
Yeah, I called. 
I called my boss at like 

811
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,960
midnight and I was like, hey, 
I'm not coming in tomorrow. 

812
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,600
Like I feel like that's not. 
My butt. 

813
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,320
Oh, that's what. 
OK, I thought there was one of 

814
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:52,520
the days you didn't. 
Go in my my hands stuck took my 

815
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,400
little. 
And took some Motrin I was able 

816
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,840
able to finally fall asleep woke
up at 7:00 and I was like, oh, I

817
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,320
feel halfway decent cool dropped
the kids off at school got home 

818
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,880
and then just like I don't know 
like my brain blew up. 

819
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,680
I just. 
Because. 

820
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,960
You took Tylenol, the Tylenol 
destroying your brain, autism 

821
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,760
it's giving you. 
Autism. 

822
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,920
That's why I partnered with. 
Ibuprofen. 

823
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:21,240
Sorry. 
So then, did you? 

824
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,720
Feel better the rest of the day 
or? 

825
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,320
No, no, I felt like crap and I 
felt like crap every day. 

826
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:30,760
On Dayquil do anything. 
That's my miracle medicine, and 

827
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,360
if it doesn't work, then I fits 
myself. 

828
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,960
Mucinex, I feel better. 
I I had. 

829
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,400
Some pretty. 
Awful a week or two ago so I've 

830
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,920
I've been getting over that. 
Same. 

831
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,840
Thing maybe it's a new patch. 
Yeah. 

832
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,960
They patched out like the last 
the immunity, yeah. 

833
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:53,040
The 2025 patch. 
It's been pretty brutal. 

834
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,360
It's like when a switch update 
comes out and all my home brew 

835
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,280
menu and jailbreaking stuff 
crashes because they haven't 

836
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,440
updated it for the newest 
update. 

837
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,120
Dang it. 
Yeah, it's an unbalanced patch, 

838
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,200
like they'll they'll have a 
balancing patch later, but Dang 

839
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,560
it, did you get tested? 
It might have been. 

840
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,320
No, not a bug. 
Not a bug fix patch, a bug 

841
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,400
introducing patch. 
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a take Tylenol

842
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,960
and drink some water and hope it
goes away kind of guy. 

843
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,560
I just raw dog it. 
Raw dog I. 

844
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,760
Pissed myself too so I get like 
raw dog. 

845
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,200
Never, never thought of that as 
a remedy. 

846
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,160
Well, I mean, sometimes we put 
like a Walmart bag over it, but 

847
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,520
you know. 
Sometimes you gotta. 

848
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,840
Do what you have to do what? 
You have the. 

849
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,880
Night before. 
Sir, this is a Chili's. 

850
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,000
Hi, welcome to Chili's. 
Yeah, I'm just going to have one

851
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,600
of you guys do it to me next 
time. 

852
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,280
I don't want to do it. 
Well, yeah, all the same thing. 

853
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,080
Yeah, I got you. 
Get my template. 

854
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,640
Thanks bud. 
Yeah, you. 

855
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,720
I did. 
Not hold you at the same time. 

856
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,240
Here's what we'll do, Derek, You
can. 

857
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:08,440
You can take his temperature 
from the front and then back and

858
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,560
then. 
We'll. 

859
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,080
We'll compare it. 
If we need to switch, we can 

860
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,120
switch, right? 
And then best two out of three, 

861
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,560
we we use his mouth. 
And then we'll high five, yeah. 

862
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:23,840
Then we'll high five, yeah. 
That's how we compare the. 

863
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,440
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

864
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,960
No, no. 
He needs 6 CCS of Mercury stead.

865
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,320
I only got four well. 
Let's. 

866
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,200
Find another 2 somewhere I'm. 
Dying here. 

867
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:43,200
I found the two. 
I'm drowning over here. 

868
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,640
Thank you gentlemen. 
I feel a lot better heavier, 

869
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:52,160
heavier, heavier. 
I think they feel lighter. 

870
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:57,440
Their draft. 
Oh yeah? 

871
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,520
What up, baby? 
Yeah, Case you guys didn't know 

872
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:12,120
our very own Alex Sheltonic hard
R by the way, he he got a role 

873
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,200
in the new Michael Jackson 
biopic so. 

874
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,920
I'm Michael Jackson, post Black.
He's Michael Jackson, post 

875
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:22,320
black. 
I'm sorry. 

876
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,680
The the preferred term is PB. 
My bad. 

877
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,480
That's that's on me. 
Sorry guys. 

878
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:30,920
I apologize. 
That was that was really. 

879
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,480
Yeah, exactly. 
That was really insensitive of 

880
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,360
me. 
I apologize. 

881
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:35,160
I forgive. 
You. 

882
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,080
All right, Peanut butter 
Jackson. 

883
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,280
I'm I'm, I'm happy. 
If I'm ever, if I'm ever a 

884
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,280
wrestler, that's going to be my 
wrestling name. 

885
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,440
Peanut Butter Jackson. 
The name is Peanut Butter 

886
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:58,040
Jackson. 
Peanut Butter Jackson. 

887
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,240
What's that dog doing? 
What's that dog doing? 

888
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,120
He's. 
He's looking. 

889
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,120
That's your walkout song is the 
peanut butter Jelly time. 

890
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,160
Makes sense Anytime. 
Peanut butter every time. 

891
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,720
Carry a baseball bat because 
it's peanut butter with a 

892
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,320
baseball bat. 
Low low key. 

893
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,920
That would actually be a really 
hype walk out song too. 

894
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,800
I can imagine it is everyone 
getting hype over peanut butter 

895
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,120
Jelly time. 
Honestly, somebody make it in 

896
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:36,240
Sora V2, I want to see it. 
That's perfect. 

897
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:42,360
I've been seeing so many videos 
of like of like chiropractor 

898
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,120
stuff and it's just like the 
most horrid stuff. 

899
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,240
Throwing the old grand lady out 
the the window. 

900
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,560
Yeah, a great. 1 today where 
it's like a guy and he had a 

901
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:58,760
board like just a 2 by 4 he was 
like all right, he just. 

902
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,080
Smashes him in the head man. 
I I saw one where it was like a 

903
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,800
grandma and he like cracked her 
back so hard that she like 

904
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,240
crapped everywhere. 
Yeah, yeah, I'm seeing him. 

905
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,240
I love the one where he like 
grabs him by the neck and 

906
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,760
they're like suplexes him 
through the wall. 

907
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,080
He's like. 
Yeah, I don't take care of. 

908
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,480
You out the window like 40th 
story up. 

909
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,560
Roll the old lady out. 
It's insane. 

910
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,520
Still can't get an account? 
Me either. 

911
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,480
You can pay for it now through 
another website. 

912
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,640
I don't want to. 
I don't want to. 

913
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:40,840
It's a new some AI model. 
Yeah, I text to video. 

914
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,000
I can make you do dirty, dirty 
things with it. 

915
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,560
I mean, but you can. 
You don't need AI for that 

916
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:50,080
buddy. 
Yeah, this looks so real. 

917
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,440
I could give you a Hitler 
mustache to make you best 

918
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,800
friends with Hitler. 
Whoa. 

919
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,600
You don't need AI for that, 
buddy. 

920
00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:01,240
I'm kidding. 
Hitler's dead mustache to save 

921
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,840
my life. 
So even if I had a Hitler 

922
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,440
mustache, they'd like you got 
some like, dirt on your lip 

923
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,080
there, I think. 
Oh yeah, my bad. 

924
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,880
That's how you bond. 
Yeah. 

925
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,280
With the with the Fuhrer. 
What's the fieva? 

926
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,080
Miss Sofia? 
Oh dear, Oh dear. 

927
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,440
Oh dear. 
Hey, I said that. 

928
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,080
Snickers bar. 
Whoa. 

929
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,040
Snickers bar. 
No, he said. 

930
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,320
He said the N word bar. 
Well. 

931
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,160
He said he said knickers. 
Uh huh. 

932
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,720
Knickers. 
Uh huh. 

933
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,920
Underwear. 
That's underwear. 

934
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,080
All right, Joe, you're going to 
have to cut this part. 

935
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,160
Up it's underwear it's just 
knickers with. 

936
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,360
Or Spencer sensor, like the very
last half of the word. 

937
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,600
Knickers. 
I told him with shit racist. 

938
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:53,000
We call him Underwear now. 
Yeah, racist underwear. 

939
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,760
Is it weird if my underwear is 
black face? 

940
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,280
That means you need to wash 
them. 

941
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,080
Blackface. 
Blackface. 

942
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,240
I mean, Danny has a health issue
that goes along with that, so it

943
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,840
couldn't possibly be a thing. 
Yeah, don't make fun of my 

944
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,480
health issues, OK? 
Keep taking Tylenol and drinking

945
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,560
water. 
Hopefully it goes away.

