1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents CAD under the table. 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,080 I've never heard MB, So what is the difference? 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,320 I've never heard that before. Megabytes is basically half of a 4 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,360 MB. Really. 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:25,160 Yeah, so when they say megabytes and you can tell because of the 6 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:29,280 lower casing of MBS rather than the uppercase MBS. 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,640 Oh, OK. Oh, look at that guy. 8 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,920 Yeah, look at that guy. That's the guy who hates my 9 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,880 editing. Dang boy, what? 10 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,960 Yeah, what? Absolutely hated it. 11 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,840 Self self deprivate with me. It's not going to work. 12 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:53,360 It's called gaslighting. Bull self gaslighting. 13 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,640 You're lighting yourself on fire. 14 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,920 He told me to kill you and and the I just said, well, yeah, Boo 15 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:01,760 Boo, just really say that. And you know, now, now I'm 16 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,760 seeing the truth that you didn't really say that. 17 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,360 So. Yeah, I didn't say that you said 18 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,960 that. I said that I hated your edit. 19 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:13,240 Yeah. You would too modest. 20 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,640 You said it sucks. Slit my own throat. 21 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,160 Again, it's not modesty, it's just gaslighting. 22 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:30,400 Yeah, no, it's fine. It's basically as much as hating 23 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,080 it. What do you guys talk about? 24 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,320 We were talking about Mr. Master getting the Internet and we were 25 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,360 talking about like advertising and stuff like that. 26 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:41,840 Yeah, you hired somebody on fiber to do it. 27 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,600 Yeah, fiber. Oh, fiber. 28 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,400 You thought you were saying fiber. 29 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,400 No fiber. Oh, I thought you'd hired on 30 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,280 someone on fiber, but now you just are. 31 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,000 Fiber. Taking high amounts of fiber. 32 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,600 Fiber high. Fiber Diet. 33 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,000 That's Oh no, it's fiber optic cable. 34 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,920 It's about a. Quarter of the width of what 35 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,160 coaxial cable is. I wouldn't want to eat that. 36 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:12,200 No, you probably would want to. It'd probably be pretty. 37 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,760 Yeah, considering it's just glass tubes that send light 38 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,680 signals. Yep. 39 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,280 Sounds pretty tasty though, honestly. 40 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,440 It could be the only the only reason I know so much about this 41 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:27,400 is because one of my previous jobs was utility locator. 42 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:32,480 So I would have like nice this like device that like sends 43 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,360 electricity or like a certain signal through like those like 44 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,280 boxes that you see on like corners or like in backyards of 45 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,480 houses. Yeah. 46 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,720 Or I just go up to the house and like connect to the lines itself 47 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,440 and then I use a special wand to like get like the signal and 48 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,080 then I spray paint the ground like a certain color and pretty 49 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,360 much so. Yeah, what is your penis in 50 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,000 there? Speaking of those communication 51 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,120 hubs, if someone say hypothetically, if someone were 52 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:02,560 to take, I don't know, a Sawzall or some sort of metal cutting 53 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:07,320 device and slice it down to the ground and cut it off because 54 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:13,600 it's been hit several times by idiots, bless their hearts, And 55 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,600 you're sick and tired of looking at it 'cause it's in, it's in 56 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,560 your yard and you want to cut it down, You know, would somebody 57 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,280 come out and fix it? I mean, either way it sounds 58 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,640 like a win win to me, but I mean you. 59 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:30,080 Would get in trouble by the. I think you would get in trouble 60 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,960 by the city 'cause it's city owned. 61 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,960 For vandalizing your own property. 62 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:39,120 Well, it's, well, it's not even his property at that point 63 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:44,600 because those, because those boxes are owned either by the 64 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,480 city or by the companies that installed them or by the 65 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,040 telephone companies or the Internet companies that 66 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,120 installed them or run through wires. 67 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:58,360 So if you were to do that, all the local houses that on that 68 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,120 block, or maybe even two blocks out, would all lose their 69 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,840 Internet all at once. Sick, except. 70 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,760 Except the problem is. Funny prank. 71 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:12,160 More than likely nobody uses it because it's old phone lines and 72 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,880 the box is absolutely obliterated. 73 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,600 There are wires hanging out everywhere. 74 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,399 I would be, I would be shocked if anybody that's even hooked up 75 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:23,040 to that. People that that were just 76 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,840 driving, I guess. Yeah, it's so I, I think that 77 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,320 the neighbor across the street or the alley might have ran into 78 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,000 it a few times, people he had over there. 79 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,560 And it's, it's been that way for several years now. 80 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,320 I'm really getting tired of looking at it. 81 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:39,880 I mean, excuse me, hypothetically, someone would be 82 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,320 getting tired of looking at it. You're allegedly tired of 83 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,480 looking at it. Allegedly. 84 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,480 I mean you can. Someone is tired of looking at 85 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:46,720 it. Yeah. 86 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,640 You can, allegedly. Of course. 87 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:53,880 You can go to the city to ask for that removal or at least 88 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,880 repair it. I, I don't care if it's there. 89 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,680 I, I just, I hypothetically, I just wish somebody wishes 90 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,680 somebody would come out and fix it. 91 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,760 Hypothetically fix it because it looks. 92 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,200 It's it's just. You know, hypothetically it 93 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,840 would be difficult to mow around and you get sick and tired of 94 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:13,000 looking at things like that, you know, 'cause it's just, it's 95 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,960 just laying over in hypothetical, someone's 96 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,920 hypothetical yard, you know? Yeah, I had. 97 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:22,360 I was mainly Wright County was my area. 98 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:30,760 So stuff like like Clarion and Eagle Grove, Belmont, all all 99 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,560 those cities I would drive to back and forth to like for the 100 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:38,480 services for like construction companies or whatever. 101 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,880 Yeah, I. I kind of wondered who who owned 102 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,720 them, you know, who I should who, who someone should contact. 103 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,080 Oh, maybe I maybe someone could take a picture of it and just 104 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,360 put it on Facebook and say, hey, somebody want to come and fix 105 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:58,080 this thing? That might be a good suggestion. 106 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:04,720 Or Fiver or someone on fiver. Yeah hire someone on Fiverr, pay 107 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:09,120 them like 8 bucks. Fiverr is a freelance work 108 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,400 website. Basically you pay someone it 109 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,520 used to be 5 bucks to do anything but now it's like 110 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,680 anywhere from they charge their own price I. 111 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,320 Make sense? So so kind of like the list 112 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,240 which. Is kind of it's more, it's more 113 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,880 typically for Internet stuff, but you could have somebody come 114 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,720 over. I mean, you know, like if. 115 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,120 You want to pay someone to like, make art for you? 116 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,200 Like custom art for you? Or yeah, 5 bucks. 117 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,760 Or the girl I got on my podcast for who did voice work. 118 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,800 I got her on five or. 5 bucks yeah that. 119 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,680 Was that was 10 bucks though. Actually I like it here. 120 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,480 What? What's nice about what's? 121 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,520 I don't know how fork dodge usually is. 122 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,320 I haven't really paid attention. I'm assuming it's mostly all 123 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,000 underground. It's pretty, but not it's above 124 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,920 ground. I'm talking about the phone 125 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,960 lines and stuff like that. Oh yeah. 126 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,960 Honestly, I I don't know who who uses phone lines. 127 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,560 You'd be surprised some of. It some Internet companies still 128 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,920 use those phone lines to give you Internet. 129 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,280 There's one company in town that still does. 130 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,040 I know of a few people that. Still use it. 131 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,240 Yeah, there's still a few people that use it. 132 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,560 The dogs that out. It's for like faxes, right? 133 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,560 Any fax machine I think still uses that. 134 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,400 No, I mean why? When you have well, fax machines 135 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,400 are connected to a phone number, that's why. 136 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,080 Yeah. Yeah. 137 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,320 So like some business? A business. 138 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,480 Yeah, it's it's probably most that's about. 139 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,560 The only people that really use landlines anymore. 140 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,600 There's even most people that have a landline in their house. 141 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,560 It's an Internet landline. That's not. 142 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,880 Yeah, you have a phone. Number that's conflicting. 143 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:57,960 Yeah, well, it's not, it's not just phone lines in those 144 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,800 things. It's anywhere from coaxial stuff 145 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,600 from like Internet companies. AD and coaxial. 146 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,120 In it if there's coaxial it's way. 147 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,520 Outdated. There he is. 148 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:12,720 Look at that, Danny got a new laptop. 149 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:20,280 Yeah, yeah, you're the same room. 150 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,360 Yeah, baby. That's what I'm waiting for. 151 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:26,520 This one's all about. It's all in the same background. 152 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:32,919 Oh. Flashing nipples on here. 153 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,039 Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 154 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,600 Dang, whoa, Joey, I'll be. Right back, what was I? 155 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:43,360 Supposed to put pants on for this. 156 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,760 I don't have pants on. No. 157 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,080 That's kind of what was that? What was that slapping? 158 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,840 Now it's nothing. Don't. 159 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,560 Don't worry about it. Yeah, it's really weird. 160 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,960 Why? Why am I getting a pause? 161 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,720 Right after I showed my nipple. Why? 162 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,240 Why that just happening? It was, I think there. 163 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,400 Was a mask I. Think he was he was applauding 164 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,480 your your nipple hair so he. Was applauding the nipple, yeah. 165 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,280 That's what it was. The nipple hair or the nipple? 166 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:14,800 I said. The mic isn't picking up the 167 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,840 yeah. Yeah, yeah. 168 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,360 It's not for me. So the peaks and, you know, 169 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,360 noise, yeah. I'll show you my peace and 170 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,960 valleys. Space Marines, Done. 171 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,440 My butt hole. Are we playing it after? 172 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:33,680 Actually, actually Cheddar, do you have Ghosts of Sushima? 173 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,520 I do. Danny and I were playing Legends 174 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,440 last night. Legends. 175 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:46,240 Yeah, the multiplayer Sushima Legends, Ghosts of Sushima 176 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,840 Legends mode. Have you never tried it? 177 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,320 No. It's like a raid mode. 178 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:57,360 You live for that crap. Yeah, we just, I just did AI 179 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:01,760 just did a silver raid by myself solo just before getting on 180 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,440 here. So it's like I got my pee. 181 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:09,480 Pee sucked, you know? No, it's not. 182 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaking of video games, right the the top the top game on on 183 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:20,240 Steam is Sex, Sex and blood. I was gonna say, let us guess. 184 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,680 So yeah. He was. 185 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,240 He was lusty wife three or something like that. 186 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:31,360 Lusty what it's like. Good lusty wife 3 the one and it 187 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,080 said download because I already owned it. 188 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,240 So much better, much better than the second one. 189 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,520 Yeah, Yeah, ideally the pixels on the on the nipples are way 190 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,840 better than the. 3rd 1 You can tell that the budget was 191 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:47,200 increased but they went a little crazy with the the the story, 192 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,280 the lore. Oh, there's also five hearts on 193 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,840 multiplayer mode. One roof it's and then there's 194 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,680 Battle Sister Leia. Battle Sister Leia. 195 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,440 So are you under new and trending or? 196 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,320 Oh yeah, I'm. In I'm in. 197 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,040 I'm in library. He. 198 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,680 Makes this joke all the time. It's still funny. 199 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:18,800 I'm in my wishlist tab, hold on. In fact, in fact, Sex, Sex and 200 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,720 Blood Vampires is on sale for 38% off. 201 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,280 It's a good deal. That's a good deal. 202 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,240 It's a really good deal. The developers know what 203 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,880 they're. Doing they they went really 204 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:32,800 heavy with the lore in that one once you get past the the weird 205 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,360 multiplayer aspect of it. Where you have to. 206 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,880 Like like make eye contact with the other guy. 207 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,280 It's a battle Royale mode. Right. 208 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,360 Once, yeah. Whoever blinks first loses. 209 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,640 Once you get past the weirdness of that, it really, really opens 210 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,800 up. I'm ranked in. 211 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,160 That I don't know, Towards the end they make you do like that 212 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,120 soggy biscuit challenge and yeah, but. 213 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,120 See, I'm I'm. Ranked, that just kind of ruins 214 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,920 the vibe for me. I'm I'm. 215 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,080 I'm soggy biscuit platinum. Oh, really? 216 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:08,440 I'm ranked twelve nationwide. I. 217 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,080 Really. I really don't think I want to 218 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,600 know what. Is that the battle Royale that 219 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,360 you were talking about? You just placed. 220 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,920 The world blinky parks to make us talk about me. 221 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,120 OK, I I can't get past the smiles out. 222 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,160 Of. Can't get out of gold honestly. 223 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:28,120 Eat it out every day, soggy. Eat it out. 224 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,080 Oh no. Huh. 225 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,480 I eat it. Out this new this new monster. 226 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,920 I don't know. If it'll show, Oh no, it's more 227 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,280 awesome. It's the ultra vice Guava. 228 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,600 Guava. I love Guava. 229 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,400 Get you some Guava. It's pretty good. 230 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:48,160 That's got to be like Miami esque, like, you know, 80s Miami 231 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,440 kind of drawings on it. Nice. 232 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,040 That's kind of hot. For you 80s, kind of hard to go 233 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:58,080 wrong with Guava. By the way, I was talking to Sam 234 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,960 earlier this week and no, you weren't. 235 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,720 They said seems dead. He's been dead for a year. 236 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,680 Seems dead. He's been dead for a year. 237 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:10,840 The only way Sam could DM us now on is if they're drunk. 238 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,960 Oh no. So we're probably going to have 239 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,880 a drunk DM for the rest of Balder's Gate. 240 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,800 Honestly, I I was given a lot of generosity so. 241 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,920 As was I, Yeah, I have a a you're. 242 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:28,040 Kidding, I wasn't carpet. Bomb and I still can't find 243 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,840 extension cords. I got to do lots of singing 244 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:38,800 that's OK in the school in. The In the Summer Camp 2008 245 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,280 episode, yeah, you're going to find an entire room full of 246 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,320 extension cords. Yeah. 247 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,160 It's just going to be a shop area. 248 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:53,080 But I can ever need dude. But they're so they're going to 249 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:57,240 ask them to specifically get a three prong extension cord and 250 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,640 it's going to be filled with nothing but two prong. 251 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,600 What is this garbage? Not enough wattage. 252 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,760 Wattage light bulbs going to 120 Watt plug. 253 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:17,640 It's a wrong voltage dude. He's an electrician. 254 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,720 Ben, you've been in the shop for like 6 hours. 255 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,280 What? What's going on in here? 256 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:26,400 I'm. Just. 257 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,640 Going. To go up in this falafel shop 258 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,240 here. Look, I found like 7 or 8 bomb 259 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,960 vests, you know what I'm saying? And I can't find extension. 260 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,920 Cords. Yeah. 261 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,240 You know, you know what I'm saying? 262 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,400 They didn't do any damage to the guard locks, you know what I'm 263 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,520 saying? But I mean, they're gonna try, 264 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,840 you know what I'm saying? Speaking of the garlocks, I was 265 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:50,120 going to send a video out but I don't know how often my TikTok 266 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,040 videos get viewed by everyone. They'll get viewed by me if I. 267 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,400 Can but a very. Popular kick streamer by the 268 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,920 name of Neon was having like a. Week I know I'm. 269 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:05,200 Week long sub a thon and one of the people that are living in 270 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:09,680 his house during this sub a thon to get more Subs in is Garlocks. 271 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,600 Oh my. There's a lot. 272 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,840 So destroyer absolutely yes. Is her phone. 273 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,360 Absolutely hilarious of like somebody yelling and screaming 274 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,720 in the house for everybody to wake up. 275 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:27,240 Who's this camera in her room? Just like sits up like walls 276 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:31,400 around the room. She can get any man she wants. 277 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,240 She. Can get me? 278 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,880 Yeah. She can get me. 279 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:41,280 Bikes no, I'm sold. I I want her so bad. 280 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,200 Complicate me. She hasn't. 281 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,640 Screwed my marriage. I want her. 282 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:51,160 Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving you I. Don't know, she shows too much 283 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,040 belly for me so it's not very easy to hide it. 284 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:01,480 She's in here. She's a discord meme. 285 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,760 She's in your house. No, she's on the discord meme 286 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,040 the the gifts. Oh yeah, of course she is. 287 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,160 It is gift, by the way. She's famous. 288 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,000 Yeah, it is gift. Yeah. 289 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,640 Not a jar of peanut butter. Thank you. 290 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,480 Thank you, Cheddar. It's graphical, not giraffical. 291 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,800 Only if you wanted to be. Wait, no those. 292 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,080 Giraffes. No, there's no giraffes. 293 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,480 They don't exist. I've never seen one in real 294 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,720 life. That's true. 295 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:43,080 Everybody say Colorado, I have a giraffe. 296 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,880 I've seen that. Have you? 297 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,560 Meme funny. Meme funny. 298 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,280 Meme funny. Fine, isn't it? 299 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,200 Huh. Yeah, that was a vine. 300 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,240 What do you? Remember 2016? 301 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,720 Damn, Sean. I remember happiness. 302 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,160 I don't. I don't think those were good 303 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,960 years for me. No. 304 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,680 I think they're only getting better, but it's still bad. 305 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,200 It's. So that's my life. 306 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:20,319 Yeah, that's fair. I definitely didn't like myself 307 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:23,680 in 2016, but you know, I don't think many people do. 308 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,520 I was I was still in high school. 309 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,080 Yeah. So as any teenager, I also hated 310 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,320 myself. I liked you in 2016, then you. 311 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,480 Didn't even know me in 2016. My daughter. 312 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,880 Was all teenage boys, so it was it. 313 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,040 Was pretty good year. I was sick, yeah. 314 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,040 That's kind of cool. Yeah. 315 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:41,880 I I still hate. Myself. 316 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:47,520 So you what? Wow, way way to make it a dark 317 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,360 tone, Mr. Master. Why? 318 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,840 Yourself. Sorry, I'm just trying to be 319 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,840 part of the group. All right, that's why I hate 320 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,880 myself. That's it. 321 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:59,680 Doing this. Oh hold on, before before you do 322 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,520 it. I got a funny sound bite for one 323 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:06,360 of my friends. Open wide, Joe. 324 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:11,680 Mean wide. Ah, he spawned underneath me and 325 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:16,360 now he spawned these. I put the camera in my mouth. 326 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,920 OK, I want to watch the inside of you. 327 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,520 Remember that one time the camera was in your ear hole? 328 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,200 We thought it was your butt hole. 329 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:25,880 Yeah. It was pretty fun. 330 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,920 Oh my God. Then there was that white skull. 331 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,040 We were like, I think that was cancer. 332 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,520 That was funny. We saw a white got. 333 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,840 It checked out and it was cancer. 334 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:39,560 We saw a white thing so. I just had my boy removed. 335 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,080 My boy put a big boy in there. What wall? 336 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,240 The The doctors put a wooden brain in my brain. 337 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,520 Everybody said they didn't know any different. 338 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:57,520 My boy. Every time I get a concussion I 339 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,120 get spinters in the back of my skull. 340 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:06,760 That's terrible. Stop it, Stop it. 341 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,120 Funny. No, I'm saying no. 342 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,640 I'm saying. Wiggy, wiggy. 343 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,080 What? Rewind. 344 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:24,600 Rewind. Oh man, what's up with you guys? 345 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,200 So we tried to. We tried Lagovolen last night. 346 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,880 I don't know if you guys have ever watched. 347 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,520 You tried what? Lagovolen have you ever watched? 348 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,880 It sounds like a dish or Italian dish. 349 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,960 It's a whiskey. It sounds like some kind of 350 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,200 convention. Parks and Recreation. 351 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,400 Parks and Recreation, Yeah. Really. 352 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,920 That's the only whiskey, the Lollapalooza. 353 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,960 And Danny was generous and kind and awesome and wonderful and 354 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,920 loving and caring enough to purchase me a bottle and for my 355 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,040 birthday. Oh yeah. 356 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,720 An old man now. Officially tell me yeah, it's 357 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,760 like 150 bucks. I was about to say. 358 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,680 That it depends on which bottle you get. 359 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,120 He stole it. That's why he he paid and then 360 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,560 stole it. That makes sense. 361 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,480 That doesn't put it up in my butt. 362 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:15,200 But it it smells, it tastes a lot like leather, so it it 363 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,560 really makes you feel manly. I could really see where Ron 364 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,560 Swanson would would really enjoy it. 365 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,640 All I got to say is I drank too much Mead last night and I want 366 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,320 more. I have some. 367 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,520 He gave me the rest of that Mead. 368 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,920 Hello I like it. Hello I like. 369 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,240 I like Kalaka. Hello. 370 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,520 Hey. I like. 371 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,640 Hey, baby. You see a butt hole? 372 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,560 That's on my only fan show. Show, Mr. Master. 373 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,240 You're only three points. That's what he wants. 374 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,800 I don't have it, he. Wants so this today was my last 375 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,280 mandatory Saturday. I had to. 376 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,040 Work the last. That's a good one. 377 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,240 For this year, anyway, I should say. 378 00:20:55,240 --> 00:21:00,800 Yeah, if we keep up with our schedule and our productivity, 379 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,960 yeah, it's our, it's our last mandatory Saturday. 380 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,240 I'll keep you on schedule, baby. Thanks. 381 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,120 Danny's pretending he had a burrito just like mine. 382 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,880 Yeah, but how he'd treat. Him I. 383 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,720 Wouldn't be able to get my offer on that thing. 384 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,920 Monday was awful though. Was it? 385 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:22,000 Because I had the only other person that can run my station 386 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,800 decided that they wanted to be in Minnesota for one more day. 387 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,880 So I had to go on at 5:00 and I couldn't leave until 6, like 388 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,920 5:00 AM to 6:00 PM. You're. 389 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,880 Only there. One hour? 390 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,400 No, you're only there. 1:00 AM to 6:00 AM Oh no, Why? 391 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,880 Why No, Please, no more One hour. 392 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,560 Oh, I'm going to have the rest of the day to myself. 393 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,080 What am I going? To do well, the the only awful 394 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,560 thing about is that I had plans on Sunday night, but I couldn't 395 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,520 do them because I had to go to sleep at 7:00. 396 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,280 Yeah, that's way too early to be there at 5:00. 397 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:58,920 Yeah, you must buy 8 hours. Yeah, I, I, I wake up at 3:34 398 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,640 every day. Elon Musk. 399 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,880 I get Elon every two days. E1 muscle only gets six hours of 400 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,960 sweep, so that's how many I get. Listen, I I'm an only man. 401 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,680 I I like. Willie, I'm starting to like get 402 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:16,320 on the podcast. Ilong Ma only gets 6. 403 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,200 Hours. Oh yeah. 404 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaking of podcast, Megan now talk to a has usurk, Joe Rogan. 405 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,880 No, they have not. Yeah, that was a that was a 406 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,520 falsehood. No, they aren't the number one 407 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,400 podcast right now. It's got to be a as a today one 408 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,240 day thing. There's no way she's if. 409 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,360 There is hope for the talk to a podcast, then there's hope for 410 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,600 us. Hey man, to be fair, I don't 411 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:46,200 think there is because she was like this overnight and we have 412 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,360 been doing this for 10 years. All she did. 413 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,960 Was talking about. That just means that our grind 414 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,920 is more more deserving. We'll have. 415 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,240 Earned it More. Oh yeah, I would agree. 416 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,680 We hit a big. Advantage. 417 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,400 I think any one of us would do that move, but. 418 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,120 When I suck off. Jake. 419 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,480 Paul when? When I suck off Jake Paul and 420 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,600 get a watch, yes, I will have earned it. 421 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,400 OK. This is true. 422 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,960 This is true, Jake. Thank you, Jake. 423 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,880 Thank you, Jake. Wait, why can I? 424 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,480 You're going to beat Mike Tyson. Yeah, you're going to beat Mike 425 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,800 Tyson. And I'm going. 426 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,520 To guess what? I guess what? 427 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,960 All of you are. Going to sit there and you'll be 428 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,320 like, oh, thank you, Danny. Oh, thank you for taking Jay 429 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,320 Paul's load. Oh, thank you so much. 430 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,240 Oh, no, no. Who's going to get filed against 431 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,680 me? I'm going to go to his house to 432 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,840 do it. You could have at least 433 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,480 swallowed it so that we could get a couple more 434 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,960 advertisements. Oh yeah, you're right, dude. 435 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,480 Wipes is good, but they're not that good. 436 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,920 They. Don't they don't take care of 437 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,960 all the stains? No, they taste weird and weird 438 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,080 and soapy. I will definitely never say so. 439 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,560 You just lift, lift your right butt cheek and firmly. 440 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,800 That's the dude. Wipe on your butt. 441 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,440 I never asked this, Danny. I never. 442 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,160 Asked for this? You didn't know to do that. 443 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,120 Do the podcast My Prison Cell. Yes, I did. 444 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,760 All of us. Beg you to stop. 445 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,560 All of us beg you not to do it. Please don't do this. 446 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,280 It's not worth it and we're not even going to get that big I. 447 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,840 Said you're. Just going to. 448 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:19,040 Beat him off. But I didn't like it. 449 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,280 Until it's not gay, yeah. I'd. 450 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,480 Get in a boxing ring with him and knock him out for fame then. 451 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,640 Doctor Phil is going to interview me in jail. 452 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,520 Why'd you do it? Why'd you do it? 453 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,680 But I don't know, Doctor Phil. You tell me. 454 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:41,080 This is my boy. I'm here to copyright your 455 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:45,840 character, Doctor Bob. Do you want to tell him your 456 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,120 idea? Okay, I think Dan, I think I 457 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:52,360 mentioned this to you, but so my idea for like when we don't have 458 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:59,680 like a DM is to have a a talk show, a Doctor Bob talk show of 459 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,680 our favorite characters. So you guys voice your favorite 460 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,640 characters? It went from the bar to a talk 461 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,640 show. Well, like he could be in there, 462 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,240 but it could be like the Doctor Bob Hour, you know, like we 463 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,600 could be like he could just be hosting it in the bar or 464 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,600 whatever and you guys just be your favorite character and I 465 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,760 interview you. Brought to you live from the 466 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,760 Interdimensional Tavern. So why are? 467 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,320 You pretending to be a black man. 468 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,120 Didn't we come up with? What you talking about 469 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,240 pretending through? I know we can all tell you that. 470 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,080 You, you ain't. The real degree? 471 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,560 The what? We can all do the, we can all do 472 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:41,200 our characters that that spoke like this since we've all had 473 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,120 one. I got I can make my famous rat 474 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,480 stool. Are you guys? 475 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,080 Pretty hot, you guys. Incestual. 476 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,960 No. No, as you can see, I. 477 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,720 Had a character with that voice, yeah. 478 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,760 Well, you'll have to create 1. So I just want to ask though, 479 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,800 Doctor Bob, can I go over here and sit down? 480 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,720 It's yeah, it's. Over there. 481 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:13,560 Sean Connery Sean Connery actor. Why are you pulling down your 482 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:18,040 pants? Please put your pants back on. 483 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,640 Going on sit. This is a family show. 484 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,120 That's kind of show. That kind of podcast. 485 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,160 Yeah, you had that character, Alex the gumshoe. 486 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,920 That's that's my the gumshoe. Yeah, from Ayoki Gahara. 487 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,400 I remember. Yeah, I don't remember talking 488 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,120 to. Looking guy, yeah. 489 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,120 She. Yeah. 490 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,840 I didn't talk like that. It wasn't exactly. 491 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,720 It was like we got to figure this out, see, we got to do what 492 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,000 we got to do. See, it was it's different. 493 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,400 That's like the old school. Detective. 494 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,400 Whereas you guys sound it sound like you're doing a Sean Connery 495 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,960 impersonation. Trump's arms have to smack. 496 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:11,440 A woman off but. I'm the lashed of my kind. 497 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,960 No, you're not. My name is Eddie Changenier and 498 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:22,920 I cook. Rats, you're actually not and 499 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,800 let me bring the rest of your family I'm. 500 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,440 Going to bring out another ten billion of your people. 501 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,000 Come on out. I don't have arms and I'm 502 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,320 sexually attracted to a cartoon rabbit. 503 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,280 All you'll have to we got to get. 504 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,600 Birth on there and the entire time she's just trying to sleep 505 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,240 with Doctor Phil. Yeah, she's in the corner 506 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,840 heckling them the whole time. She's the chuckle. 507 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:54,360 But you're so sensitive. You're so much shoulder. 508 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,240 I can fit that old man without arms inside me. 509 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,200 You know, during the show I could fit. 510 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:08,440 All I don't speak about Misha shipping Mississippi. 511 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,320 You pee? Pee on what? 512 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:15,000 Yeah, Misha shipping. We need to have Touch and Gavin 513 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,840 Sprocket have a sit down together and who else? 514 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,920 Who else? So you're both. 515 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:27,360 Are retarded. Ashley, Ash, Bradley. 516 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,520 Yeah. Oh yes, Ash Bradley. 517 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,080 That's definitely one of my favorite characters. 518 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,600 It's a different type I love. That guy, I love that guy. 519 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,960 And bleach breath. Bleach breath's got to be there. 520 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:43,320 You know, so yeah, everybody just have a nice what? 521 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,200 I just have AI have a nice cup of Clorox. 522 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,080 Nice. Hold on, does anybody smell 523 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:54,640 bleach? He gets to drink clocks but 524 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,640 whenever I try to eat Thai pods my mom smacks me I. 525 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,040 Was like a good woman. Can I get her number? 526 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,360 She's dead. One of those episodes to. 527 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,360 Just to a tombstone. Like Moira's on there and they 528 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,440 prove Haggis is is Star boy's father. 529 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,880 I told you I slept with you once. 530 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,560 You didn't believe me. It's. 531 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,520 Like it turned into the Maury show. 532 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,280 And I was like you. Are the Father you? 533 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:31,840 Are the father, Yes, cocaine you comes out of somebody. 534 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,600 No cocaine Steve is the the maniac cameraman that's able to 535 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:48,520 keep up with that. Yeah. 100% that's who the 536 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,040 bartender is. Is is cocaine, Steve? 537 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,000 Oh yeah, he could probably be different. 538 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,480 How could he slow down well enough to pour a drink? 539 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,760 Well, he created this dimension, so yeah. 540 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,640 So what happened? Was he ran so fast that he he 541 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,480 collided with like the dimensional barrier of of our 542 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,640 universe? Yeah. 543 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,280 He's he's what ties the whole multiverse. 544 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,880 He holds it in place like a. Oh my goodness. 545 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,880 He's created dimensions within dimensions. 546 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,200 So that actually makes sense. So if you. 547 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,960 Look out the window of the Tavern, you can see like rings 548 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:24,160 and it's where he's ran with trails of cocaine behind him 549 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:27,240 like the rings of Saturn. And then haggis. 550 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,680 Haggis is the one that's like chasing him. 551 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,000 Yeah. Oh, that works too. 552 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,440 I like chasing. Goodness, you need to feed the 553 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,880 monster in order to keep the inner dimension alive. 554 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,280 So he's Haggis is trying to do the Lord's work and keep 555 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,440 everybody alive. But. 556 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,360 No, I gave Steve a whole bunch of cocaine. 557 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,520 Some people. Just don't have a dimension you 558 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,400 call home so. They live here. 559 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,640 You're Tavern, are you like I you? 560 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,400 You know, and then and then I shot well, you know, without 561 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,480 doing I, he said give me some cocaine, man. 562 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,080 I said all I have is Ambien and Mountain. 563 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,480 Dew and I think that'll. Work. 564 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,080 And then? He with with Agus's. 565 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,440 This happened. With Haggis's ability to just be 566 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,880 in all timelines, he's like in every timeline and Moira's 567 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,200 ability to jump between timelines, Starboy is going to 568 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,480 be a serious character and one of the next things, but no one's 569 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,200 ever going to know it's Starboy. He's just jumping through and no 570 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,920 one knows. It's just like, hey, yeah, all 571 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,080 right. He's just a boy reaching through 572 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,160 the sky. Hey, how you doing? 573 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,640 Singing a. Little Mama, let me whisper in 574 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,880 your ear. I'm Beth's mother-in-law. 575 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,440 Let me show you what I can do in the back of a Waffle House. 576 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,120 Let me talk to you and. The Waffle House is the best 577 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:56,680 part of that night. Let me talk to you. 578 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,040 So it completely devolved into just nonsense. 579 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,680 Every time. Every time. 580 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,640 Yeah, I think. That's all we know. 581 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,400 Every single time. The first time I'm going to do 582 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,640 the Tavern, I'm going to have probably Eugene be the the 583 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,320 bartender. Execute plan. 584 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,760 Does that mean? That Dustin Fields will make one 585 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,800 of the time. Just to spike you, yeah. 586 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,520 We have to have one of the bartenders actually be like, 587 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,960 wait, how the hell did I get you? 588 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,440 I'm not even a bartender. What the Butch? 589 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,760 What's happening? Why am I going to freak? 590 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,960 I'm not even doing this. Can I get an old fashioned from 591 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,680 you? I'm. 592 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,560 Not, I don't know how to make it, but my hamster dude, but 593 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,560 here, yeah. It's imbued with the knowledge. 594 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:54,960 Let me get A twist of T. Mike's hard. 595 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,680 Two of them. You got a car about me right 596 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,160 there to make it go day by. Car. 597 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,280 I. Mean, I mean man again, like how 598 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,200 come your grandpa keeps blessing you? 599 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,920 You too, Swogen Johnson. Yeah, you too, smoke. 600 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,800 You just keep shaking that thing for him. 601 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,440 Well, well, you know, I mean, yeah. 602 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,560 It's 'cause you wear purple, isn't it? 603 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,080 No, that's why he become a cop. That was a cop. 604 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,960 That was a good you should be, you should be thinking, your 605 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,360 molester grandfather. Actually, we got him in the 606 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,960 studio right now. Come on. 607 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,480 Out. Hey, wait a minute. 608 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,560 Hey, he says. My grandpa will never. 609 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,120 Leave an exact. Yeah, your grandpa, you're dead. 610 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,480 Was just. Coming out of nowhere. 611 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,240 Hello, Eddie. Hello, Eddie. 612 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,160 Hello, Eddie. Hello, Eddie. 613 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,160 I still I still believe that that. 614 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,480 Nice. The Hell's a fridge? 615 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,480 Hello, Eddie. I still believe that that little 616 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,719 interaction that we had that last episode when the 617 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,920 fucklanders are like trying to find you, I still think that 618 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,560 should be animated because you're like hiding in a barrel 619 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,199 and all that barrel. I don't. 620 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,199 It's Kean. I'm sorry. 621 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:28,520 I don't know Kean. And he's like, hello, Eddie. 622 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,800 Hello, Eddie. It's me. 623 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,760 I can. I'm like, Kean, shut up. 624 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:35,840 I'm trying to cover for you that. 625 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:43,920 Was so good the best? I meant the key in the hole. 626 00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:46,239 I meant to. I, I, I, I shout. 627 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:47,719 I want to put the key in the hole. 628 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,280 Hello Eddie, it's me key and. Shut up. 629 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,960 You're trying to cover for me. Yeah, that was good. 630 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,440 That was really good for our animated shorts. 631 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,480 We'll have to do that part. When we figure out animation, 632 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,720 yeah. Yeah. 633 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,840 I bet I could figure it out. Yeah. 634 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,560 It's just some reason, though, I just keep, I keep drawing you 635 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,640 guys with big little boobies, so I don't know what's going on. 636 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,160 Oh. My. 637 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,720 Soul, how old? Yeah, I don't even, I don't even 638 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,160 do it on purpose. I just like look at me to like 639 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,120 drink a take a drink of water and all of a sudden boom boobs. 640 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,640 Ah, how'd those get there? No, I'll leave them. 641 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,560 Yeah, this look too bad on you it. 642 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,720 Would make sense for Heller. Yeah, yeah. 643 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,040 It doesn't make sense for Eddie though, 'cause he has no skin, 644 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,240 no. He doesn't have he doesn't have 645 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,400 skin. I'm an Android though. 646 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,440 Yes, I do have skin. Just big old pecs. 647 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,880 Yes, they're pecs. Don't. 648 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,520 They're math I don't have. 34 teeth Skin. 649 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:55,960 Now he'll. 34G now. Yeah, 34 Joshetta. 650 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,120 Oh my gosh, so big. My device. 651 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,520 Is for real. You're telling me you're real? 652 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,920 Yeah, I had a long time before you did, Mr. Those can stop you 653 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:11,080 in a car crash your airbags rotation. 654 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,600 Buddy, you've killed somebody with them, haven't you? 655 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,920 It's for OSHA safety. That's why you keep driving 656 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,200 drawing. People. 657 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,800 Did I thought? Grab somebody and like 658 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,360 suffocated them in it. Between I don't remember it. 659 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,600 I I know I did. I did use my 6 foot dongar one 660 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,840 time. You did. 661 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,040 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 662 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,320 Yeah. That was that was impressive, 663 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,160 I'll admit. Yeah, it was. 664 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:39,960 And then when when I got overclocked by Edo, yeah, that 665 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,720 was that was amazing. The the, the, the things that I 666 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:48,640 thought of during that time. Oh my gosh, penises, I fixed all 667 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,560 the world's problems. I'll have you know, think you 668 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,200 were. Saying inserting his robot penis 669 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,480 in sockets. I am, I am not gay. 670 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,640 I have no I, I, I have to talk like this. 671 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,600 I was programmed this way. You're an Android, can't be 672 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,440 straight or gay. Yeah, but he's gay. 673 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,880 Right. And I am. 674 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:13,360 He's kind of gay. It's only gay if you like it and 675 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,840 I don't. Mr. Virtual was only my second 676 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,720 character. Was he really? 677 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,200 Yeah, season 1, IDM, Season 2 was my was Eugene. 678 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,280 Yeah, season 3. Oh no, I had Jeremiah for season 679 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,840 3. Yeah, Yeah, Jeremiah. 680 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,160 My dad never loved me. I see my. 681 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,160 First 3 my dad never loved me. Yeah. 682 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:41,800 My first 3 characters were Dustin, Tarrant and Lionel. 683 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:48,200 Or no Wallace, not Lionel. Yeah, Alex, you need to have 684 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:54,000 Ignar and Jerry. And Butcher. 685 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,360 In the in the Tavern, yeah. Butcher. 686 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,120 And Butcher cause Ignar and and Jerry have the same. 687 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,320 Caleb. Caleb. 688 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,520 Big Wheelis. Jerry was just your British 689 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,600 character. I don't. 690 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,840 Remember Jerry? Jerry, you do. 691 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,240 He wanted to bang everybody's mom in the group. 692 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,640 Even though we have kids, it was funny. 693 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,800 Yeah, I don't know. I really don't. 694 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,280 What? What story did we? 695 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,440 That was where we got like the. Power. 696 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,120 Yeah, Haggis was just introduced. 697 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,200 We had we were kids and we got the power suit. 698 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,480 Yeah, you had vibrant knuckle suit, third episode. 699 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,560 Yeah, I had the jump one. I had the Super speed one. 700 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:44,440 Yeah, I was wondering where I jumped in the air and with 701 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,000 Alex's character. Yeah. 702 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,800 And he slammed back down and like this super shock explosion, 703 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,120 but he broke his arm. And I kept running back and 704 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:58,360 forth from the gas station. Right. 705 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,120 I yeah, I do remember that one, just barely. 706 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,640 Easter. Was he a proper British accent 707 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,480 like ignore is? Ignore is very like. 708 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,920 Proper. Or was he cockney? 709 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,440 He was a he was a suave British accent. 710 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,080 You you pulled the suave valve. He was more a little more 711 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,960 cockney I guess, but. Yeah, a little. 712 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:22,000 It sounded pretty similar. Just a hint of cockney, but 713 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,320 still mostly proper. Pretty much, yeah. 714 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:25,960 Yeah, OK. I'm. 715 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,640 Still thinking of making that Baymax character for Mothership 716 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:31,960 3 you. Should. 717 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:37,320 You should. I wasn't I I, I wasn't saying 718 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,160 that I was planning on changing it. 719 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,840 I'm still I'm still wanting to do that Baymax character. 720 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,120 I'm tapped out for character ideas. 721 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,640 Really it's it's been too many years since we've done 722 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,840 mothership, by the way. It's been a long time. 723 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,960 Super long time like so excited to get into it. 724 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,760 I'm very excited, very pumped. Dead Rain 3 is going to be our 725 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,600 first three. I think we done a three. 726 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,760 No, Dead Rain 3 will be our first one. 727 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,520 No, like, so every time I feel like I'm starting to lose 728 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,880 character ideas, I end up watching something and then I 729 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,160 end up like coming up with another character idea. 730 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,280 Yeah, See, I, I. Want like there are times where 731 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,440 I like watch videos or something like that of like, you know, 732 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,880 certain characters and stuff like that, but not but then I'm 733 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:34,320 like, well, like there's this D&D YouTube that I follow 734 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,720 sometimes is someone that I sent you guys that does like the 735 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,240 animated shorts. Yeah. 736 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,960 I wanted to do, I wanted to do a clown character. 737 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,800 But then I feel like if we make it big, I don't know. 738 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,280 It's just one of those things where I like to be original. 739 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,560 Don't worry about copying something halfway. 740 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,600 Characters. Are from Yeah, like TV or 741 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,880 movies. Trailer Park Boys, we can tell. 742 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,880 I tend to combine a few ideas. I have I have a file and notes 743 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,880 that is dedicated to just our podcast. 744 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:13,800 Me too and to write down ideas. I have probably 10 or 15 745 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,280 character ideas currently. You know, I actually do have a 746 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,840 character idea list somewhere. I tend to combine some ideas. 747 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,920 Emoji is a combination of a few anime protagonists. 748 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,960 Yeah. But he's original. 749 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,400 But I've thrown some jokes from the source material on. 750 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,160 Whoever gets it gets it. It's kind of funny. 751 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:47,920 And sometimes I vision what what would be funny in in our group. 752 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,240 Like my sassy black lady character. 753 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,640 I think that would be funny. That would be hilarious. 754 00:41:53,280 --> 00:42:00,240 Her name is Vendetta. Let's see, that one was taken. 755 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,440 I've already done that one. I don't know how to implement 756 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,560 that one. That was a. 757 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,400 Retcon. One one of my one shot 758 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,240 characters is just going to be Captain Falcon. 759 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,080 He's obsessed with seeing people's moves. 760 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,160 Let's say we've been that one. Oh, for Mothership 3, I put down 761 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,880 Pee Wee Herman. Yeah. 762 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,320 We, we, we talked about the Baymax thing at length in one of 763 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,720 these UTTS. So yeah, I think. 764 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:39,120 I think I I think I might like bank Pee Wee Herman for a little 765 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,600 bit. Doom in the Ronin Resurrection. 766 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,400 I could cause legit for the fuel of Japan. 767 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,760 I put dude with Crescent moon blades and that's it. 768 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,480 It's. Pretty cool, yeah. 769 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:57,000 Yeah, Star Trek I have nothing. Inquisition I have nothing. 770 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:02,840 For Super Slam I have Animal or Stone Cold Steve Austin. 771 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,080 Do animal you guys will both be what? 772 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,800 I might actually do LA Knight for that one because I because 773 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,560 it's really funny when he goes. Yeah, What? 774 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,440 What? I'm glad Andrea the Giant. 775 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,480 And then for Warhammer I put down Kirsch from Black Clover. 776 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,480 I don't really know how to implement that. 777 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,720 I'll show you my Black Clover. I'll show you my Kirsch. 778 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,120 My butt hole. Is Sam getting on? 779 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:42,200 I messaged her. I yeah, I just, I messaged a 780 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,840 little bit ago and haven't. Heard I'll whip up the Tavern. 781 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,040 It's fine. OK. 782 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,000 Just get it prepared. All right. 783 00:43:55,880 --> 00:44:00,080 Well, at this point we might as well just start right as well. 784 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,640 I know ready. Because it's 8:40. 785 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,360 It's 9:40. Not all your time doesn't exist. 786 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,400 Not all. Your time doesn't exist. 787 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:17,240 Colorado is 740, right? Well, then it's 7:40. 788 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,440 I like that. In California it's 640I. 789 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,880 Want it to be? Accountable Hawaii, It happened 790 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,360 not. Too large? 791 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:32,040 It's 12. 40. 540I think, I think there's another time time zone 792 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,960 in America that far that way there, I mean, I could be 793 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,360 chilled. It would be Alaskan time. 794 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,360 I'm pretty sure Alaska and Hawaii on the same are on the 795 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,840 same time. Are they? 796 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,480 Sound as each other, I don't know. 797 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:52,680 What time is it in Alaska? I wish we had this thing that we 798 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,920 could use to look up random information. 799 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,120 Are they really? Yeah, they are in the same time 800 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,080 zone. Really. 801 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,480 Wait, what is? Alaska in Hawaii. 802 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,640 New York and Hong Kong. Oh wait, no, Alaska is split 803 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,960 into two. I kind of thought it had two. 804 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:13,040 Right. 90% of Alaskan residents set their clocks to the Alaskan 805 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:18,920 Standard Time, which is only one hour behind the West Coast. 806 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,080 Yeah, and probably the the westernmost islands. 807 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,640 So is Hawaii 2 hours behind the West Coast? 808 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,640 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 809 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,160 OK. Yeah. 810 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,040 So there are two time zones, not just one past California they. 811 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,840 Would be Yeah, they'd be 540 right now. 812 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,040 Or no, not 540. Yeah. 813 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,560 They'd be 440 right now. Yeah, Yeah. 814 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,120 Oh man, I want to live in Hawaii. 815 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,520 Yeah. No, you don't. 816 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,600 No, it's. Just a visit. 817 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,360 It would be fun. I'll just visit it. 818 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,960 I hear it's really dirty. I think it's really dirty. 819 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,720 I've been told that it's just disgusting here. 820 00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:00,240 And how? Many back alleys of bars and 821 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:04,800 such. Yeah, a lot of trash and stuff 822 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,400 in the streets. I had a buddy go there not too 823 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,520 long ago and he said it was amazing. 824 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,480 It was like the most beautiful thing and he wants us all to all 825 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,480 move there. It's because, well it's because 826 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:20,000 of the tourist areas are clean so they throw the garbage in the 827 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,320 non tourist areas. The moment you step out of a 828 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,040 tourist area, it's like a massive junk heap. 829 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,200 At least it's not like San Francisco. 830 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,880 They're starting to clean that. Up. 831 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,480 The garbage and whatnot, I wouldn't be surprised. 832 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,320 It's getting better so I I listen to. 833 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,720 A guy that. That does a podcast that lives 834 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,000 in that area, and he said they're actually finally 835 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:46,320 starting to clean things up. Because yeah, it was I, yeah, I 836 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,800 guess they're cleaning up since they're cleaning it up now. 837 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,040 But I guess it was like this long term of time where it was 838 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,840 just everywhere garbage. Yeah, garbage. 839 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,640 You had, you had vagrants everywhere. 840 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,160 Yeah, the the city. Was there? 841 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,640 There was literal like, piles of crap in the streets, Yeah. 842 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,840 For free it was the homeless problem was really bad probably. 843 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,080 Still is, but. I mean. 844 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,760 Poop. Piles of crap for free. 845 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,440 Yeah, most people don't want human feces, Joe. 846 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,880 Well, you can sell your poop online. 847 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:18,920 You guys have heard of this? Right. 848 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,160 It's all about supply and demand. 849 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,320 Joey, come on. I thought about doing basic 850 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,440 economics. Supply it and I demand it. 851 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,680 Yeah, wait, a why would you sell your poop online? 852 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,120 Screw your microbes, he knows. Like chemical? 853 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,160 Warfare. No Poop transplants. 854 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,760 Poop transplants. It helps your gut help. 855 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,080 Bro they'd send mine back and say we can. 856 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,760 You are not allowed to ship hazardous material. 857 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,280 We can't. We can't use just straight. 858 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,880 We are. Keeping you in a facility now. 859 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:53,880 Facility. Yeah, there's, there's, I don't 860 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,280 know, I don't know who came up with the idea for a poop 861 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,800 transplant. I feel like there's got to be 862 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:02,280 700 different ways that are better at cleaning up your gut 863 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,000 health than to have someone else's turd up your chocolate 864 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,040 whiz way. It just doesn't make any sense. 865 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,120 Apparently it works really well. Yeah, I ain't doing it. 866 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,360 I don't. I don't care if it saves my 867 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,240 life. I'm not doing it. 868 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,840 I feel like you would go septic, would you not? 869 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,560 Also it's. So different than having your. 870 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,360 Own so to. Speak, you know. 871 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:24,080 It's because you wouldn't go septic because that area of your 872 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,880 body is meant for poop. Sepsis comes from when poop is 873 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,320 introduced into areas it does not bloodstream. 874 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,120 Things like that. My mouth. 875 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,960 Yeah, yeah, definitely doesn't belong there. 876 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,280 That's called dysentery. I mean, I don't know. 877 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,400 I don't know if you'll get sepsis from it getting in your 878 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,120 mind, but dysentery definitely. I I know I'll be I. 879 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,400 Haven't yet I haven't. Yet don't worry, Saul I. 880 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,400 Was. Throwing up though, thank you 881 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,120 very much. Joey, are we starting a new 882 00:48:56,280 --> 00:49:00,720 Wicked recording for the Tavern? Yes. 883 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,240 Do it. Probably, I don't know, I don't 884 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:13,360 want to call the Tavern. The ubiquitous Tavern Tavern. 885 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,400 I like it, it's just too long if I'm being honest. 886 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,480 Well. It's a UTT. 887 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:26,080 Then it's confusing. Wait, there's no Just call it 888 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,480 the Tavern. Yeah, just the just. 889 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:34,240 Call it the Tavern. We don't because. 890 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:40,720 Z and. D Honestly, A an inner universal 891 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,920 Tavern, you're not going to have a name for it and just call it 892 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:54,420 Tavern or the Tavern. Before we start in the Tavern. 893 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:58,340 Mr. Master, have you had a chance to read my other short 894 00:49:58,340 --> 00:50:00,460 story? I gave you the one into the 895 00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:02,140 clearing. I have not. 896 00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:06,520 I'm just curious. Every time I think about it I'm 897 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,880 I'm like exhausted. You hate me. 898 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,840 Oh, you're good. You. 899 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,720 Hate me, I never got a story. You've read all of you've read 900 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:18,120 all of my most personal stuff. Joe, don't, don't cry. 901 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,800 It's OK. I've never read your sex novel. 902 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,600 You. Yeah, he sent that to. 903 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,640 Me. It's online for free. 904 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,520 It's online for free. I posted it on all outlets for 905 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,280 free. I made my only fans free so 906 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,800 people could download it. You mean man's? 907 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:42,400 Yeah, it's only one man for me. It's like a, it's a, it's a 908 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,640 three line sex story or like a three word sex story or four 909 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,400 word sex story. And then they had sex. 910 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,880 We had sex 100 million. Dollars off. 911 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,840 I'd read it. We had sex those 3 words and 912 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,680 I've made millions of dollars off of it. 913 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,880 That's that's some better than JK Rowling. 914 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,720 Horse crap right there. Bring. 915 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:06,800 Your own where's your podcast because you beat the you beat 916 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,800 the record for shortest amount of words to get a podcast and 917 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:20,880 that's spit on that thing. Honestly, I'm going to go into, 918 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,640 I'm going to go into Xander Hates everything for a minute. 919 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:28,040 JK Rowling. Guys, have you read the Harry 920 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,120 Potter books? Those things are hot garbage. 921 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,760 I've read the first. Four. 922 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:39,040 I read every single one of them, waiting for one that I really 923 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,520 enjoyed, and not one single one of them. 924 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,400 I like goblin. Horrible. 925 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,440 Then write your own. Yeah, write your own Harry 926 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:48,200 Potter. There you could. 927 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000 I'd write it better than her. I'd make so much. 928 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,600 She's a billionaire because of Harry Peter. 929 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,520 She's a billionaire for that. Track. 930 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:04,080 Did she, man, She's got 100. She's got $800 million. 931 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:05,400 She. Donated. 932 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:05,960 Donated. Lost. 933 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,080 Her billionaire status. All of it, OK. 934 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,840 So she's not a billionaire, but she made more than a billion 935 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:15,120 dollars. She is a transpobe, so if you're 936 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:15,880 more. Of a transpobe. 937 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,760 Than she is then I think you'll make great bank. 938 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,040 The only reason she's a transphobe is because she 939 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,080 doesn't have trans characters in her stories. 940 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,320 No, she said. Something no she came out 941 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,720 against the trans community as well. 942 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:31,600 She really? Went out against it did. 943 00:52:31,720 --> 00:52:33,160 She yeah, she's like, you guys talk. 944 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:34,840 Oh, did she? Oh, OK. 945 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,640 I think that's paraphrasing. And it was, it was never any, it 946 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,200 was never anything harsh like that. 947 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,480 But she was like, I think it's a mental illness. 948 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,480 It's pretty much what she said. I think it's a mental illness. 949 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,040 And she left it at that. It's like, OK, let her think 950 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,520 what she wants. No one cares. 951 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,600 No one cares, no. Nutsack. 952 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:55,200 It's trans. On me I'm I'm. 953 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,120 Sure, I'm sure. Trans people, probably. 954 00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,840 Sound bored? That just scared me. 955 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,720 You know what? There's what a 2 bit rider who 956 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,400 made a billion dollars off of garbage says? 957 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,200 You bet. Just don't. 958 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,400 Care. She's at least three. 959 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:14,320 Bits We need a real rider like the What's her name from 50 960 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:18,040 Shades of Grey? That's a real rider. 961 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,600 Yeah, James, that's a whole nother freaking Oh, I thought. 962 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,680 You were just going to, I'm thinking. 963 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,000 I thought you were just. Kind of sure. 964 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,800 I thought he was going to plot that thing on us. 965 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,000 I. Didn't know what was about to 966 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:31,920 happen. I missed. 967 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,040 I was into it though. My penis is out. 968 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:38,520 What? He start up, don't. 969 00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,840 Even get me started on the sex novel. 970 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:45,840 It's not a sex novel. It's a, it's a, it's a heavy 971 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,880 romance. Novel It's a romance novel with 972 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:51,840 BDSM theme novel. It's a rape novel. 973 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,240 You never read it. Characters. 974 00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,880 If she liked it, it's not rape. Yeah, I. 975 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,600 Had a. 5 gallon bucket of Dukes mayonnaise next to me and I read 976 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:22,760 that thing with my Dong. Breeding. 977 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:31,600 Bucket. Oh no, this. 978 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:37,120 Twilight and 50 Shades of Blue and oh, this garbage is coming 979 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:37,920 out. It's green. 980 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,800 People are making hundreds of millions of dollars. 981 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,600 Actually, the big thing right now is and I believe. 982 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,800 It's. A quart of thorns and owls or a 983 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:49,280 quart of thorns and roses or something like that, I don't 984 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,840 know. I know I read it. 985 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,360 It was told, oh, this is an awesome fantasy book. 986 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:54,360 No, it's not. It's. 987 00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,800 It says because in Page form OK. Aneurysm. 988 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,000 Alex. Unfortunately I can't get 989 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,880 published, but they make millions of dollars. 990 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:07,800 OK, here's a good story. I mean. 991 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,240 Do you want to know why? Because the average person in 992 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:19,560 humanity is not very deep. So if you get, if you go too 993 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,800 deep, nobody's. Far. 994 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,480 Oh, it's just true. It's true. 995 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,640 Write a text novel. I'm glad Joey heard me. 996 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:38,440 It's not tired. Jeez, it's terrible. 997 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,760 I'm sorry, Mr. Master. For what? 998 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:46,440 Oh. You were like, if humanity is 999 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,640 average, so, and if they can't, if they try to go too deep 1000 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,640 tonight, in an underlying tone, I said it starts to hurt. 1001 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,120 That's true. That is true. 1002 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:57,640 It. Does. 1003 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:06,240 It is actually true arena. Yep, I go no further than my 1004 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:09,240 prostate. What? 1005 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,320 You want to go a little bit, but not too far. 1006 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,200 That's the trick. You ever you ever grabbed your 1007 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:23,040 prostate and twisted what? Are you doing now? 1008 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:28,240 I don't know what I'm doing. I'm not a medical professional. 1009 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,280 I've never told anybody Dick but. 1010 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,320 I'm not that kind of. Doctor, I did one time I'm. 1011 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,200 Not that kind of doctor. You sick freak I. 1012 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,560 Did one time and then I ended up in another dimension. 1013 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:47,360 Oh, all right. So I I ended up in in front of a 1014 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,160 bunch of people at some kind of like interdimensional Tavern 1015 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:54,800 with my hand up my butt. And nobody had any pants on. 1016 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,600 That's hot. Yeah, oh man. 1017 00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,360 And then they said that they would run a train on me, but 1018 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:09,160 there were no trains involved. But I didn't get it. 1019 00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:13,760 There's no trains involved. I didn't see one single twain. 1020 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,920 Then somebody tried to show my mouth to somebody, get a butt 1021 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:24,520 hole and it was the whole thing. Oh, is that like the first 1022 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,280 prototype for a poop transplant? Yeah, I think so. 1023 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,760 OK. Yeah, by the time I got to the 1024 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,640 last guy, he was saying it didn't pay for any good. 1025 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,880 Yeah, pineapple kingish flavor after he's been through a few 1026 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:47,040 people. The South Park episode of Human 1027 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,400 Centipede was kind of like that. Oh. 1028 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,760 Geez, what? Like Kyle? 1029 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,840 Was sewed in between like this Japanese guy and this white guy 1030 00:57:55,840 --> 00:58:00,200 and this, this white chick, he's like Kyle, I'm so sorry. 1031 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,960 I have to eat the chili. Oh, no. 1032 00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:11,800 Oh. Of. 1033 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:21,880 Course, all you heard, all you heard was it was like 2 minutes. 1034 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:26,480 Later, two minutes. Later it was like, this is all 1035 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,600 Kyle. No, it's going to come out. 1036 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,800 Kyle. No. 1037 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:40,840 Jeez. So what's the matter? 1038 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,000 Derek? You OK? 1039 00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,280 I hate it here. Me too. 1040 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:58,440 Yeah. So how are we going to choose 1041 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,120 our characters? Or I think? 1042 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:01,760 Just pick one. Pick one of your favorite 1043 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,120 characters. I'll I'll favorite. 1044 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:09,920 Character for that an. NPC or a just a character that 1045 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,640 you've created and just play it. You know what I'm making a 1046 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,960 wheel. Spin that. 1047 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:20,640 Wheel. Spin that wheel. 1048 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,320 Burn that book. What? 1049 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:30,000 Oh. I'll get elected. 1050 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,480 For, do I add Tarrant to this or do I not add Tarrant to? 1051 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,040 This add Tarrant to it. Yes, you must. 1052 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,360 The funnier characters the better, yeah. 1053 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,880 He's not really funny. I'm going to be domain. 1054 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,680 Getting the most random characters. 1055 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,320 I'm going. To be Grunt. 1056 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:54,000 We're gonna be good doctor Phil, which is it? 1057 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,360 How are you today? I'm. 1058 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:56,600 How are you doing, Phil? How? 1059 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,120 Are. You. 1060 00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,080 Oh. My God, no. 1061 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,520 I'm just like speaking properly. It was something with an 1062 01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,760 interdimensional change. It's like I'm doing well. 1063 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,560 How are you today? Thank you so much for having me 1064 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,640 on the show. I'm I'm delighted to be. 1065 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:17,480 Here, didn't you know? Who is this for? 1066 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,720 The DJ Stone token art. Mr. Masser. 1067 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:28,120 So that is. J Rock. 1068 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,040 Yeah. Rock. 1069 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,160 I I can't. J Rock. 1070 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,600 J Rock. J Rock Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1071 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,680 From what trailer? Park. 1072 01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:42,000 Trailer Park Boys, Trailer Park, Trailer Park boys have these 1073 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,640 characters or Trailer Park Boys should be called the Trailer 1074 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:49,080 Park Podcast. Trailer Park Podcast. 1075 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,800 They've got a never seen one single minute of the Trailer 1076 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,040 Park Boys. I think we would get sued. 1077 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,520 Nah, I doubt they. 'D probably love us if they'd 1078 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,600 listen to us. Yeah, we probably don't cuss 1079 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,480 enough for them though. Oh no. 1080 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:08,000 We're not making money yet, so. Guys start start naming 1081 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,200 characters. I'm blinking. 1082 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,960 Ugg. Oh, I. 1083 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,800 I got a bunch of random. My characters. 1084 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:17,560 Oh, your, your characters, Terry. 1085 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,960 Yeah, yeah. Flawless. 1086 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:21,920 McCoy. Yep, Yep. 1087 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:26,880 OK, Eddie. Yep, Heidi, OK. 1088 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,400 Who's your No Man's Land character? 1089 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,720 Dustin. Dustin. 1090 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,800 Oh Draven. Draven is 1. 1091 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,240 Should I just do Gavin slash Draven or should I make them 1092 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,360 separate? I'd make them separate because 1093 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,320 they're a slightly different one's an apostle. 1094 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,000 Of the Lord. The other one's a Hot Wheels. 1095 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:56,400 Retard I. Wouldn't say that, but you know, 1096 01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:01,920 Oh. Yeah, Cody Roshi. 1097 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,720 Roshi Yeah. Crazy amalgamation of 1098 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,040 characters. This is going to be really 1099 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:12,960 funny. Here we go. 1100 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,400 What am I watching? Oh, it's just, it's just my 1101 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,000 wheel. Hit that wheel. 1102 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,320 Hit that wheel. Hit that wheel. 1103 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,440 The wheel is spinning. Spin on that line, it's. 1104 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,120 Going to be. Jody. 1105 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,360 Oh. It's Cody. 1106 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,680 From Juke. Zombies. 1107 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,720 Yeah, so this is me, Juke. The Heist the. 1108 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,040 Heist. Yeah. 1109 01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:46,640 Yeah, with Peter Potts roll. Yeah, I was born in the void, 1110 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:50,520 do. You have your token art in the 1111 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,800 podcast. Or Duke. 1112 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:56,840 Let me see, yeah. Yeah, I can send it to you real 1113 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:57,280 quick. I'm. 1114 01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:00,160 Scrolling through I could probably. 1115 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,480 Find spin a wheel for me cheddar. 1116 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:02,800 I don't know what character I should be. 1117 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,360 OK, well this is like the I don't remember this character 1118 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:11,040 art at all. So the idea is we could just 1119 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,520 pick a character, or someone else could pick a character, or 1120 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:19,240 it could be random. I say, I say Cheddar spins the 1121 01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,360 wheel for all of us. I spin the wheel for everyone. 1122 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:27,600 Yeah. OK, maybe we just make it like a 1123 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:31,840 season instead of like the actual individual characters. 1124 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,560 What if you just put the season on there and then? 1125 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,040 Oh. Yeah, that would be faster, but 1126 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,400 there's a lot of one shots though too. 1127 01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:38,800 That's fair. That's fair. 1128 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,680 All right. What if you just pick your 1129 01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,760 favorite character that you played? 1130 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,720 Yeah, you can just overwrite. I'm not going to lie to you 1131 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:50,640 right now, I'm so exhausted I can't think past Ignar and he's. 1132 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:55,800 The one do the big wheel list. OK love I could be came. 1133 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,680 Kayla would be funny. A kid at a bar. 1134 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,560 We list. Like what's his name? 1135 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,880 Boyer. He looks like a kid, but he's. 1136 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:09,760 Oh, Moira Butcher star boy, you. Could do the characters again, 1137 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,320 yeah. Yeah, do the do the, the what's 1138 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,520 her name? Is it Moira? 1139 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,680 Oh, what's hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Avidian. 1140 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,480 Hey, how you doing? Avidian. 1141 01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,640 OK, I was. I don't remember Isaac voice. 1142 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,280 Avidian. Yeah, let's be a median. 1143 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,120 Oh geez. Slightly. 1144 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,280 Shaggy, but not enough Shaggy. I was trying to do Shaggy. 1145 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:38,440 I don't. Know what we're gonna do? 1146 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,920 Totally screwed. Oh, I forget your okie Gahara, 1147 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,160 but I'm just gonna put Green Hornet. 1148 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:50,040 Green Hornet I think. He Isaac too. 1149 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:58,200 Isaac, there's Marvin. This is going to be the most 1150 01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,880 cameo packed episode we've ever had. 1151 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,600 This is such a crazy amalgamation. 1152 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,760 Can anyone think of anything else? 1153 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,520 I think. That'd be good right there. 1154 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,800 We don't want to overcomplicate it. 1155 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:14,440 All right, All right here I think. 1156 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,840 Boy ruck, boy, ruck, boy ruck. It looks like boy Ruck. 1157 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:22,000 Boy ruck, boy ruck. Haggis. 1158 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:25,320 Has to be there. Then haggis has to be there. 1159 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:29,120 As we're doing the Moira thing, we have to do the the Maori. 1160 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,560 We're finding out that. Yeah. 1161 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,360 That Haggis is the father of Starboy all. 1162 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,320 Right. Anyone else want to leave your 1163 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:38,160 face to the wheel? Where's my child support I need? 1164 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,600 To make a token. He may be dead, but you owe me. 1165 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,720 You owe me 18 long years of child support. 1166 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:51,440 I bet that boys tree until the day he died, I carried him. 1167 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,040 I. Carried him for 18 little 1168 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:59,080 months. I carried him a double term just 1169 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,400 for you, your. Kids a freak, he. 1170 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:05,320 Was. Very. 1171 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:10,960 He was full of nutritions. Mr. Master and Danny, do you 1172 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,360 guys want to leave your fate up to the wheel or do you have a 1173 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,200 character in mind? No, I'm Doctor Bob, OK. 1174 01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,280 Doctor. Bob, I'm going to be Michael 1175 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:23,560 Scarn. OK, yeah, I have his token. 1176 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:31,880 Michael Scarn, CIA operative. You're not Prove it. 1177 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:37,520 Give me back cocaine right now. I mean that. 1178 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,680 CIA operative with handmade cocaine. 1179 01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,080 We can't. That's that's wrong. 1180 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:47,120 That's wrong, yeah. So what you do with the blacks 1181 01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:50,880 in the 80s? No, cocaine is white. 1182 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,640 No, I'm going to be top president Darkness, so I don't 1183 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,760 like. It brother man, we always been 1184 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:59,960 under oppression. Yeah, speaking. 1185 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,840 Those people always been under. Oppression. 1186 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,000 Whoa, whoa, what do you mean US people? 1187 01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:12,040 Those people, the ones they did dirty in the 80s and throughout 1188 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,040 all the time. Yeah, yeah, man. 1189 01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,400 Well, OK, so. Power to the brothers, yeah. 1190 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:24,160 I'm going to come Black Mike, see, And then I'm going to let 1191 01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,200 them see I know what oppression is, right? 1192 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,200 Yeah. DJ Stone will be funny like 1193 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,360 that. I know what it's like to be 1194 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,440 oppressed. Yeah. 1195 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,840 DJ Stone. Grew up. 1196 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,640 Grew up on my mom's trailer, you know what I'm saying? 1197 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,560 In the ghetto in downtown Milwaukee. 1198 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:47,520 Fresh T-shirt. DJ Stone, I won't call you by 1199 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,240 your government name, OK, Jimmy, but. 1200 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:56,440 Hey, it was Jamie. Hey, no, Jamie, sorry, but no, 1201 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,160 no, you live in a you live in a three story house. 1202 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,480 No, no, man. No. 1203 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,240 I live up. No, I see. 1204 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,640 The limo driver that's over here, he told me. 1205 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:08,520 I believe you live in a gated community, no? 1206 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,000 No, I'm. Pretty sure you got a Butler in 1207 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,920 your house. No, only so pole that that we 1208 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:16,359 live in a trailer. Ghetto. 1209 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,600 It's not even a trailer cord, it's so pole, you know what I'm 1210 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:23,120 saying? I think he's confusing trailers 1211 01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,680 with actual houses. You. 1212 01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,279 Know in my. Houses. 1213 01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:30,560 We need massive mansions on a hillside.