1 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:15,200 Ah, Baltimore, the place where the undead thrive in the living 2 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,640 will live. Let's see if our brave 3 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,720 adventurers can solve the mystery of this fire siege, this 4 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,600 apocalyptic takeover, this dead rain. 5 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,560 Welcome. Welcome everyone, back to the 6 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,520 Back to the Main Menu podcast featuring S'mores Z&D. 7 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:44,200 We're back at it again on some dead rains, so we're going to 8 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,360 hop back into it and get crazy with it. 9 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,200 Go ahead and take her away, Mr. Master. 10 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,200 Oh, not me again. I know. 11 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:58,720 You play again this week. So where we last left off, you 12 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,560 all had reached the front of Joey B's house. 13 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:08,000 You all pile out of the NPC and that is non player character. 14 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:12,200 That is not the non player character, that's the troop 15 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,320 transport. Close the LAV. 16 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,720 LAV, that's what I meant to say. That's what I said. 17 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,800 Did you hear me say NPC? I said I heard NPC. 18 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,800 No, no, I said I said LA Yeah. You guys need to get your 19 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,400 hearings checked out. I. 20 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:30,920 Saw we. While while all of you are 21 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,600 standing there. Why am I? 22 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,680 I'm drawing a blank here. Hold on. 23 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,480 Let me see. What's his name? 24 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,600 Marcus. Yes. 25 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:46,680 Roll A20 sided. OK, I guess 15 they. 26 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:52,640 Sound more like homeless Jim. So, so Zeke is Zeke is Zeke is 27 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,440 looking looking real hard over at some bushes. 28 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:00,760 What you got, boy? Hold up, what is Zeke? 29 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:04,120 Let's see what is. He's a zombie hunting dog. 30 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,520 That's what I thought. OK, so I did have that right. 31 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,680 OK. Zeke is looking over at some 32 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,440 bushes. He's. 33 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,960 He's. What do you see over there, boy? 34 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,560 Yeah, he's letting you know that there's something over there. 35 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:20,680 All right, I'm shooting in that Bush with my final rifle shut 36 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,800 down. But he's not growling, but he's 37 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,680 letting you, so he's kind of pulling at you. 38 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,280 Yeah, I know the signal. And he and he's kind of cocking 39 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,920 his head looking at you like there's something over there 40 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,760 dad, but I don't know what's going on. 41 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,520 Something weird. Send over, Stripey, my watchdog. 42 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,920 All right. Stripey, go check over there. 43 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,280 Make yourself useful. No, don't take a dump. 44 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,920 Not on the sidewalk. It's a nice house. 45 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:53,240 Where did you get a microwave? Who that? 46 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,080 The bushes, the bushes over there. 47 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,000 Yeah, the bushes over there. Wrong way, dumb dog. 48 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:03,040 It's wrong Bush. Look over there. 49 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,440 So. Walter, you, you have a dog that 50 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:09,520 runs up to you and, and starts barking at you and, and he's, 51 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,040 he's looking a little unhappy with you. 52 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:17,640 I kneel slowly, and I lift my fisted hand to his snout so that 53 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:20,480 he can smell me and so that he knows that I'm not. 54 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,200 He likes it. I like it. 55 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:30,160 I like it too. Yeah. 56 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,400 Oh, a good. Day. 57 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,920 Well, my dog found you. Who are you? 58 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,040 A talking zombie. I am Walt. 59 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:42,800 I stand tall in there, straight into his eyes. 60 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,680 My name is not Walt. My name is Walt. 61 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,400 Walter. I was hoping it was going to you 62 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,600 was going to be more like Walt. They were going to have fun with 63 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,760 that. Walter. 64 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:00,840 Old Disney over here. Yeah, it's fine. 65 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,760 We got a Wallace over there. I'm Wallace. 66 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,000 In the Wall gang. I'm a virgin. 67 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,800 That's how he introduces himself. 68 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,280 I mean, that sounds about right. Yeah, I mean, it's true 69 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,920 probably, but. If you want some, if you want 70 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,839 something cool, I can unfurl my energy sword. 71 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,079 And I'll shoot that Walt with my plasma rival. 72 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,120 And it's only because he's a virgin. 73 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:29,680 Yeah. You know guys, I'm actually a 74 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,480 virgin too. I don't know if I said this. 75 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,280 That's not true. I seen you later. 76 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,680 Liar. Zeke and I are friends, mutually 77 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:40,560 beneficial, but I've only dug up graves my whole life. 78 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,960 Do you not know what friends with benefits mean? 79 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,120 Why am I the woman explaining this to you? 80 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,360 Never had the touch of a woman. Zeke has have. 81 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,440 It doesn't matter. It doesn't count. 82 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,320 It doesn't matter if it's the male or female. 83 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,960 You lost your virginity to your dog. 84 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,040 I do it. My dog and my peanut butter. 85 00:04:56,040 --> 00:05:01,320 My spare time is my business and I eat the peanut butter 86 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,040 afterwards. Yeah. 87 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:06,040 Anyway, Walter, what? But how'd you come up here? 88 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,000 How'd you get here? Walt. 89 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,000 OK, that's. Pretty profound. 90 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,920 What are you doing here is probably a better question. 91 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,680 What are we doing here, really? We're trying to get into Joey 92 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,240 B's house. You're here to get into Joey B's 93 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,120 Joey B's house. Is he A? 94 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,160 Rapist. He sounds like a rapist. 95 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:30,640 I was passing by on my way, I saw a group of people here and I 96 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:35,640 was curious if that's us that. Was us OK? 97 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:41,600 Yeah, you can come with us. So to, to, to remind you, and to 98 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,840 recap. We're looking for the launch 99 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,440 codes for China. No, not quite. 100 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,640 Oh. Just have to go to the White 101 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,800 House that. Would be a better one. 102 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,200 So yeah, you're going to see if there's information about the 103 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:03,320 possibility of biotech possibly coming from China. 104 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,600 Yeah, OK. As long as we don't have to go 105 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:10,800 over there, good. OK so you y'all want to just 106 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,600 approach the door walk in? That's what I'll do. 107 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,320 Come on, Zeke Butt Licker. Let's go. 108 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,320 Whoa. And he comes right to you. 109 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:23,720 Yeah. Listen, Walt, we'll keep a close 110 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,480 eye on you. You don't look so good, you bit. 111 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,560 Do you want the truth or do you want to be comfortable? 112 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,080 I want to be comfortable, I'll be honest. 113 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:36,080 I want the truth. I want to be completely 114 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,880 transparent here. Oh, you want the truth? 115 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,480 I have been begging you. What? 116 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,120 So how is it you still function? So remember now a second we've 117 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,520 seen this world. Yeah. 118 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,600 In this world, it's not if you're bit, it's if you die at 119 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,000 the hands of zombies. Oh yeah, it's true. 120 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,880 So it's somehow the half living made. 121 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:00,880 So the way 1/2 living works is so in most how most games you 122 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,600 roll your saving throws and if you you pass essentially you 123 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,040 have a chance to become a zombie. 124 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:12,240 So 1/2 zombie in this case. So essentially what happens is 125 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,720 he would have gotten, you know, beaten up by being dead at one 126 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:20,440 point and came near death, was in a coma, something along those 127 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,760 lines, and then revived, came out of it and was never the 128 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,880 same. He came I. 129 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,080 Would see it before. I would just stay away from the 130 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,640 man with the frying pan on his head. 131 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,320 He's a Reaper and I don't think he would like you all that much. 132 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,120 Well, we've come across this before, you see. 133 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,120 I don't have we. Good feet. 134 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,720 Well, not you, the Cletus and I. Oh, OK. 135 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,720 We saw there's a lady, she was kind of hot. 136 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,320 She was a half zombie. OK, so we're breaking into this 137 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,960 house. Anything valuable inside? 138 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,920 Probably. I hope so. 139 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,120 I mean, it's a very nice. House he he, he sounds important 140 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,680 and he has this estate. So I'm going to chance there's a 141 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,320 chance there's a lot of ice cream in there. 142 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,720 I I, I, I pull out my shotgun and I blast the lock off. 143 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,880 Oh boy. OK, so much for the quiet entry. 144 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:13,120 It wasn't locked. Oh, I don't. 145 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,440 Have to turn it, yeah. Now I can just kick it in and 146 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:17,560 look cool. Kia. 147 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,560 I kick in the door. All right, I'm in. 148 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,400 And I show my pecker. I I think Cletus Cletus is 149 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,880 having one of his episodes again. 150 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,880 Yeah. I just, I'm just sitting outside 151 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:38,679 cranking my hog. I mean that it makes total sense 152 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:41,600 to me. OK, so you've entered the main 153 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,480 floor. OK, so I need all of you to roll 154 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,840 perception. What roll would that be? 155 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,440 One day 20. OK, so. 156 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,560 Too busy 10. I rolled in 19. 157 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,040 Dang boy. I rolled in 18. 158 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:04,880 All right, so, so Wallace and Walter, you both here. 159 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:10,520 OK, So you have the feeling that there may be someone on the main 160 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,520 level you there. But you also realize there you 161 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,160 see some indications that there may be someone in the basement, 162 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,400 basement doors left open. You can, you know, hear ATV 163 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:26,960 downstairs in the basement and you notice that the the place is 164 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,720 very clean and that there's electrical service. 165 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,640 Guys, do you feel that it's AC? I've only heard about this in 166 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,680 Legends. AC What are a bunch of panties 167 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:41,640 need with AC? You know, back in the back in 168 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:46,120 the in the wilderness of Vietnam, there was no AC. 169 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,120 Well, there was, there was just a it was a big leaf. 170 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,440 Yeah, you had to wait till you got back to the Hilton. 171 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,120 Well, you just did. You just have a perpetual state 172 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,320 of mud of a swamp boat. Yeah. 173 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:02,320 It was the jungle. Marcus goes over to one of the 174 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:07,440 vents and lifts his robes to one of the vents and airs out his 175 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,960 balls. Made a class ID. 176 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,160 Yeah, I mean, one would think you would have pants on 177 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,400 underneath those. What? 178 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,480 Nope. Not today. 179 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,640 One of those days, it's all. About the strange, she said. 180 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:28,040 So Walter and. Strange smell lofts the air. 181 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:33,440 Right, Walter and Wallace, you both you can hear somebody 182 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:37,120 that's in the room off to the right of where you currently 183 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,160 are. You guys saw something salty. 184 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:44,360 So right, So for the listeners you have you've entered into a 185 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:48,600 rather nice house. So in the, the foyer, there's 186 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:53,120 it's like a opens into a dining room area and there is a, 187 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:56,880 there's a small hallway and off to the right, as you can see, 188 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,960 there's a kitchen and there's a few other rooms ahead of you 189 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,440 with a, with a basement. You can, you can tell there's a 190 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,160 downstairs just from the noise that you're hearing further in 191 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:12,080 the house. Woman I I dug behind Walter. 192 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,600 So there's a there's so there's a woman in standing in the 193 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,040 kitchen, Walter. She's dressed in a sexy chef's 194 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,080 outfit with white thigh high stockings. 195 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,600 She's looking around like she's trying to find something. 196 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,880 Hey. Baby it. 197 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,560 Seems like she may not know what it is she's looking for. 198 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,280 I. Got a hog out front that you 199 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,840 can, Craig. So she is, she is, she is 200 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,880 clearly a zombie and she is missing parts of her back. 201 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:43,160 And you'll notice that she has a very nice floral scent coming 202 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:46,040 from her that is somehow almost intoxicating. 203 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:49,400 We just kill her. Guys, I'll be honest, Wood. 204 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,600 Wood, wood woodchuck. What do you what do you guys 205 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,920 talking about? Could Chuck Wood? 206 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,400 Come over here and look at this hot. 207 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:04,480 Piece of booty There is a gank amongst us that's pretty hot 208 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,880 kill. Her, although I don't know, 209 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,760 she's not really doing any. She notices you upstairs. 210 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:13,720 She turns around and she says oh hey, I'm I'm looking for Joey's 211 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,640 favorite snack if have you seen it? 212 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,400 You like some cinnamon rolls and chili? 213 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,040 Right here, baby. I don't think that's what it is. 214 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:26,800 I don't think that's what it is. And I show my. 215 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,920 We have crossed. The line and. 216 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:41,480 I got to cut that out. She says not I I don't think 217 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,920 it's chili and cinnamon rolls, although it's strange. 218 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,520 That sounds strangely good. It's pretty bad, I don't 219 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,040 remember. What it is you? 220 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,480 Know what it is? It's really. 221 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,760 Not Yeah, I know what it is. Why don't you? 222 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,600 Why don't you take me to Joey and I'll tell you what his 223 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:59,160 favorite snack is? Oh, I, I, I don't think I can do 224 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,120 that. He he's not just allowed to have 225 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,280 visitors. Whoa. 226 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,640 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. 227 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,440 Describe his snack. Can't or won't? 228 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,920 He's not supposed to. Oh, why did Jill tell him he 229 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:14,760 couldn't have visitors again? Well, no, I don't think it was 230 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,000 her. Oh, was it? 231 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,720 Hold on, I got it. Was it Obama? 232 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Did he tell him that he couldn't have visitors? 233 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,360 No, it was. It was Obama. 234 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,600 Oh George, me and George are good buddies. 235 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,520 He sent me over here to come see him. 236 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,520 Really. Me and George go way back, back 237 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,400 to Vietnam. Yeah, we're his bodyguards. 238 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:41,520 Stay away from me. Walter, you notice that she is 239 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,560 definitely not alive. You don't see a glow about her. 240 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,840 She. Says well. 241 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,280 I. Used to, I used to be on on his 242 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:55,640 special counsel and so now I just I look for a snack all the 243 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:59,120 time because he always wants a snack and I just, I forgot what 244 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,000 it is. Well, like I said, just take me 245 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,560 to him and then I'll show you exactly because he keeps the 246 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,880 stacks close by. Why don't you take me to where 247 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,600 he is and I'll show you where it's at. 248 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,720 I don't know, I don't remember where he is, but if, if, if we 249 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,800 find us, we have, we, we, we can't go see him without a 250 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,800 snack. He'll be angry if we don't have 251 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,360 a snack. It's me. 252 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,040 He won't be angry. He'll be happy that you brought 253 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,680 me. Is it beans? 254 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,040 Beans. Beans. 255 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,600 No, I. It's ice cream, remember? 256 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,320 He likes his cream. Wait a minute. 257 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,960 Chocolate. Chocolate chip chocolate. 258 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,360 Chocolate chip, Yes, yes, that's my. 259 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,680 Favorite. Yes. 260 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:41,400 I'm look around everywhere, the chocolate, chocolate chip, ice 261 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,560 cream and I'm going to eat it all. 262 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,920 No, no, no. Don't do that. 263 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,200 No, thank you, Joey. Can I have some at least? 264 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,160 I mean, if, if there's, you know what my. 265 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,680 Whistle, I guess. Can I? 266 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,600 Can I? Are you sure it's not bread and 267 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,640 butter? Are you sure that's the soul of 268 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,960 small children? So what about the scent of? 269 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,160 Small. So if you take the if you take 270 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:11,240 the ice cream and you go down, I think it is, yeah. 271 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,840 I think OK. I don't think he's upstairs. 272 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,680 I think he's downstairs. OK. 273 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,480 All right. Yeah, I I have to stay up here. 274 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,600 You. Don't really know anything, do 275 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,760 you? OK. 276 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,440 Well, you stay up here, OK? Yeah, you relax. 277 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,360 I mean, I mean, you could, you could stay with me. 278 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,600 Let let mommy. I'm a married man, I I can't be 279 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,880 seduced by the Wiles of a of a sexy woman. 280 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,000 Are you sure? Yeah. 281 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,920 Yeah. Oh, well, that's not. 282 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,840 Fun. I think I'm you're. 283 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,240 Not exactly. You're not exactly dead enough 284 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:46,680 for me, so. What do you mean by that? 285 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,560 Walter, I think you know. What I mean by that? 286 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,880 But what if I showed? I don't think I want to know. 287 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:54,600 Wait, but what if I showed you this and she pulls up her her I 288 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,520 think skirt sleeve and she and she shows you her arm? 289 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,320 What do I got to roll the vomit does? 290 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,000 It stop. Roll the knife. 291 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,840 I don't have to roll, I do it anyway. 292 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:09,960 I just vomit. Yeah, she shows your armpit. 293 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:15,280 Isn't that a sexy armpit? I'm letting my fear take over. 294 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,840 I'm going to just walk up to her and I'm just going to blap her 295 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,240 with my shotgun. There's a few. 296 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,720 Oh, you're going to shoot her with your shotgun? 297 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,360 I am. OK, Joey's going to be mad. 298 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:32,200 He's not going to like that. I rolled a 19 to stop Oh. 299 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,400 Rolled. A I rolled a 19 to stop. 300 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:36,920 Why? That's not very. 301 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:42,520 Selfish. OK, why do you want to stop him? 302 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,760 Because I haven't gotten a chance to get any information 303 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,000 from him. Joey's downstairs. 304 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,920 That's the information we need. I would like to know about 305 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:55,920 valuables that I can sell in the closest town to thereby continue 306 00:16:55,920 --> 00:17:00,040 my nomad ways in more comfort. Thank you. 307 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,760 With the big iron on his hip. Also, this dead chick is 308 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,240 probably his his type, let's be honest. 309 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,079 It could be. I will say it has been let's. 310 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,079 Be honest time. It really won't. 311 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:14,880 She might even. I have been on the road for a 312 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,280 long while. She touchable woman. 313 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,480 She jumps into the refrigerator and. 314 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,960 Closes the door. At least she's out of sight now. 315 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,160 I'm not scared anymore. Let's go downstairs, boys. 316 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,200 I'm going. To follow Marcus downstairs. 317 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:27,400 I. Step over. 318 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,840 I step over and open the refrigerator. 319 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,440 It's empty. Shoot the refrigerator with my. 320 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,240 I mean completely empty. There's not even shelves in it. 321 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,040 I tap the back wall to see if there's a secret door. 322 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,920 What? There isn't. 323 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:46,000 Message I give up must have. Been I'm going to follow, I'm 324 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,280 going to follow Cletus downstairs. 325 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,200 She was a ghost, I. Feel comfort in his aura. 326 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,360 Yeah, I. Agree. 327 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,760 What do I what do I need to roll to search the room for anything 328 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,560 valuable? You roll 20 sided. 329 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:04,160 I think I was blinded by falling on my face or something. 330 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:09,240 Yeah, you didn't find anything. You found you found Jack of the 331 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,480 Diddleys. Whoa. 332 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,560 You got Diddley. Yeah, I want that. 333 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,960 That's inappropriate in this place. 334 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:17,880 Well, it's it's you got Diddy. No, Diddley is much different 335 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,200 than than Diddled or anything like that. 336 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,880 You. Got pee? 337 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:28,080 Yeah, Diddley. All right, so going to go down 338 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:33,400 to the basement place you huh, that's cornice. 339 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,800 All right. So when you guys step, when you 340 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,840 step into the basement, get everybody kind of situated. 341 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,240 OK, So everybody roll for perception. 342 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,640 Who has the ice cream, by the way? 343 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,560 Cletus. I got a 20 on perception. 344 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,480 But I also got a Nat 20. OK, who grabbed the ice cream? 345 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,640 It was Marcus. Marcus OK. 346 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,920 I grabbed it. Holy cow, you guys all wow have. 347 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,920 A spoon in one hand and they're Martin in the. 348 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Other good rolls? And I'm eating it. 349 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:10,200 All right, so so Wallace. Not Wallace Marcus. 350 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,400 Yes. You, you know, actually you all 351 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,600 see the same thing except for except for Walter. 352 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,960 Walter Walter's he's kind of staring off into space right 353 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,960 now. He's got the 1000 yard stare 354 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:28,640 going on. So you walk downstairs and you 355 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:34,480 see 4 meat eating zombies and an old man that's sitting on a 356 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,000 couch walking. A documentary on the making of 357 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,600 ice cream. Well, I got you double chunk of 358 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,040 chunk. No these. 359 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,200 I it's half. Gone chocolate chip. 360 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,040 Yeah, chocolate, chocolate chip. You can. 361 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,680 Yeah, you can. I'm going to walk. 362 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,080 Over and I'm going to sit next to him because this documentary 363 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,440 looks interesting I've never seen a. 364 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,880 TV before? You've never seen ATV before? 365 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,040 Mark Marcus, What's that? What's that thing playing? 366 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,360 What? What's that magical? 367 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,880 Box over there. It's the television. 368 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,520 What is that? You watch, you use it to watch 369 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,320 the gay stuff. You watch homosexual pornos. 370 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,320 That's its main purpose. That's why Thomas Edison 371 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,120 invented it. Jeez, what? 372 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,800 Yeah, pretty much. I'll show you that Mormon 373 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,880 school. What's the what's the turn 374 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,320 order? Oh. 375 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,440 What's? That red? 376 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,080 What's that red thing? What's that? 377 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,000 What's that little red thing not? 378 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:39,280 Good. Yeah, go ahead and go ahead and 379 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,480 yeah, let's go ahead and roll for initiative, turn order. 380 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,040 Weki Weki. That's me. 381 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:08,880 Your turn first. What can I do in it's markets so 382 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,520 they should attack? They definitely have positioned 383 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:16,040 themselves to attack. They look, they look hungry and 384 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,720 this is not something that they and you know this is not 385 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,840 something they would normally do because you you have similar 386 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,760 numbers. In fact, you outnumber them when 387 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,360 once you include the dogs. So it's not normally something 388 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,320 they would do. So they may be, it could be that 389 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:35,000 they haven't eaten in a while, could be that they're low on PPE 390 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000 and they're, you know, they're looking for a snack turn to 391 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,400 somebody. I got a hard hat. 392 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:45,520 Get away from my pee pee. Yeah. 393 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,400 I knew that was coming. Yeah, all right. 394 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,080 It says I have 4 attacks. You do. 395 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,960 So I don't, I don't know if we've ever done it right, but. 396 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,800 Yeah, I did last week. Well, just this one right next 397 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,200 to me. Yeah, you can. 398 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,280 You can attack him. You can run from him. 399 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,040 You can, you know, grapple him. Believe you can grapple you're. 400 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,760 Gonna shoot him I'm. Gonna shoot him. 401 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,440 He's got my AA12 strapped to my chest all. 402 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,240 Right. Hold for it, baby. 403 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,840 Big miss on fire again. Well, it's point blank. 404 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,480 When you get it, you you are right next to him. 405 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,480 OK. Yeah. 406 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,040 You, I mean, he's he jumped right on top of you. 407 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,000 Yeah. It's your, your. 408 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,160 Thank you for pointing that out. Wallace. 409 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,040 Yeah. So just so you hit him. 410 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:33,920 So roll for damage. So if I just wanted to do like 411 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:38,960 the three round burst, wasn't it like what we said one yeah, D6 412 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,280 then yeah. I believe you're correct. 413 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,040 So with the wow, yeah, I, I forgot you could do that three 414 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,320 round first, but just make sure you keep track of the ammo, 415 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,800 which I think is like way more than enough. 416 00:22:56,120 --> 00:23:00,960 Yeah, you absolutely blew him away, splattered against the 417 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:07,840 wall both quarters like this. I'm I'm going to say that 418 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,120 everybody's going to be a little at least a Wallace and the dogs. 419 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,680 They're they're going to get like a -1 to, to hit. 420 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,840 Yeah, it's, it's just that's a lot of noise, blah blah, blah, 421 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,600 blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but you nailed him like 422 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,880 really hard. No. 423 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,200 No, that's. I'm not even going to. 424 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,360 Turn him upside down. There's nothing left of him, 425 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,400 right? Do you want the dogs to do 426 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,320 anything? Dogs attack this. 427 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,280 This one is not in the room of us, is it? 428 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,240 He's in the doorway. Yeah, it doesn't. 429 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,120 Look like they're in doorway there is going into them. 430 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:49,840 Oh hell, there is no. For Zeke, that one hits the 431 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,840 zombie just knocked Stripey out of the way. 432 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:56,200 Zeke attacks with. Get down, Joey B. 433 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,840 So I know like you're Zeke. Zeke does a 1 by 10. 434 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,760 Zeke's really good at Zeke's really good at entangling the 435 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,320 zombies. It's so stripey. 436 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,440 Stripey has +4 to entangle. Zeke has a plus tangle. 437 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,760 Disregard the 29. So you're rolling to entangle. 438 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,080 Just attack. Oh, OK. 439 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,480 Then yeah, it did not work. That did no damage you got. 440 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,920 No. What, 16? 441 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,560 Oh, what's 16 to hit? My apologies. 442 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,600 My apologies. I miss. 443 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,840 I misunderstood. Yes, it did hit and did did take 444 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,960 nine from the zombie. My apologies. 445 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,360 That explains why you seem so like what? 446 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,320 Yeah, they've got armor on. See. 447 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:46,080 All right. Oh, how'd we go down to? 448 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,360 Oh, I see what happened. OK, Cletus, are you there? 449 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,320 Cletus. Right in front of me. 450 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,320 I just can't flash your back. Thank. 451 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,240 You Cletus, you're doing it again, No? 452 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,440 No, don't throw the can on the bungee sticks. 453 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:10,760 Don't do it. No, stop touching me there. 454 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,160 No, I only paid you to touch the top half, not the bottom half. 455 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,960 That is my no no square. What? 456 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,400 Is my no no square all right the. 457 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,040 Big square so. Yeah, I've got my you know what? 458 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:34,280 It's been a minute. My right forearm is feeling a 459 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,520 little. It's yearning. 460 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:41,080 It's got a burning and Chain of Olympus on pearls. 461 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,920 Is the Chain of Olympus unfurls, all of you can feel the 462 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,320 shockwave that it emits just by dropping. 463 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,920 In Arctic battles right here in the The God of War 2018 464 00:25:52,920 --> 00:26:00,560 soundtrack. I. 465 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,680 Swing and miss. That is very. 466 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,640 Anticlimactic. What happened was, and I forgot 467 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,560 which arm actually, I unfurled the sore mother arm. 468 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,440 Oh wow. Like a. 469 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,000 Bunch. Oh Dang it. 470 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,360 I mean that that does. Kind of sound like something 471 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,240 Cletus might do. You know what I mean? 472 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,680 I'm right. I'm right in front of him, you 473 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,440 know, pretty close proximity. It's a. 474 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:33,200 Yeah, you know, you, you are. You have a plus one to strike 475 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,480 with that chain and plus you have a +2 to strike. 476 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,280 But even still, it'd only take it up to seven. 477 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,520 No an 8. Take it up to an 8. 478 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,120 Oh, yeah. Oh, I guess I just wasn't paying 479 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,760 attention to Yeah, you missed. It's fine. 480 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,240 It's all right, all right. So anticlimactic. 481 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,480 It should have connected, yeah. All. 482 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,840 Right, Wallace. Boom. 483 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,760 It's up to you, Wally. OK, you know what? 484 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,000 I'm going to go over and I'm going to help plea this. 485 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:11,440 I'm going to get into formation, get into my form, put my my fist 486 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,280 up to my palm, and I'm going to dry out my energy source. 487 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,240 OK. And then I am going to slash up 488 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,080 the zombie. And you said I had a -, 1 for 489 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,560 this one, right? Yeah, because you were, you were 490 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:28,040 close enough proximity. Dang it, I'm going to. 491 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,520 Roll A3. Four and they're going to roll 492 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:35,280 A4. Well, I did roll a three because 493 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,680 that was minus. 1. Jeez. 494 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,920 Yeah, jeez, I usually have pluses to attack also, but yeah, 495 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,720 of course I'm not. For me I I have more like 496 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:50,600 diplomatic pluses like pulling my punch and roller punch and 497 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,400 dodging and stuff. I have nothing for initiative, 498 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:59,960 damage strike, or Perry. OK, so this sound here, he's 499 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:04,080 going to Swazique Simpique was the one that hit him or her 500 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:10,600 going to strike misses. This one's going to strike at 501 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,120 Cletus. And he's. 502 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,680 Home definitely hit. Cletus is dead. 503 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:22,080 Now, oh, there's so he's just he's just swiping. 504 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:29,560 Oh, there's tokens 5, and so damage would be wow. 505 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,240 OK, so damage is 11, deplete us. OK. 506 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:39,600 And then this one is going to take a swipe at Walter, not 507 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,600 Walter. Walter. 508 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,680 He also, let's see, I don't. Think your armor. 509 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,600 I do not like that very much at all, no. 510 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,560 You certainly don't. Wouldn't one die? 511 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,360 Six. That's a holy cow. 512 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,280 He also got 11 so you can take that off of your armor which is 513 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,680 in the red or I can't. I don't know if it'll let me. 514 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,840 Should. Oh, it will let me off. 515 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,480 I figured it out. You said 11 off of my arm. 516 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,480 Correct. OK, All right. 517 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,360 And now off to you. Walter is your turn, Sir. 518 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,720 Walter. I would like to use. 519 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,000 The chair. Give him the chair. 520 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,080 You. Could do that. 521 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,520 You can entangle it. You could take and try to 522 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,440 entangle it in the chair. You know like shove the chair 523 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,840 down over the top of of the zombies so he can't move his 524 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,680 arms or whatever. I. 525 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,920 I need some a little bit of space to draw my shotgun, so I. 526 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,640 Kick. At the zombie, just slightly, 527 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,800 just for theatrics. Not necessarily I'm being a bit 528 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,960 dramatic is all. Anyhow, I kick the zombie away 529 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,200 slightly and I draw my sawed off 10 gauge lever action shotgun 530 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:59,520 and fire. Dang it. 531 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,280 A4 has been rolled three times in a row by US playing. 532 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,720 Character. Yes, it has. 533 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,720 That's getting ridiculous. And on both of my attack rolls, 534 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,440 I rolled, I rolled A6, you know, just the one that's hit. 535 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,840 It's ridiculous. It's rigged. 536 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,200 I'm thinking so. Yeah, except I didn't rig it, 537 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,640 but yeah. So you. 538 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800 So you missed. Yeah. 539 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,800 Just don't forget to take off to your ammo. 540 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,000 All right, So it's back to you, Marcus. 541 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,760 Oh, I'm sorry. So. 542 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,560 Oh, never mind. He got added in later. 543 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,440 So Joe, Joey B still sitting there. 544 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,760 I'm gonna shoot Joey B. So he's he's sitting there and 545 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,960 he's just kind of like watching what's going on, but he looks 546 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:48,640 like he looks like he doesn't quite know where he is or what 547 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:53,200 you guys are doing or what even what the the the meeting zombies 548 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,040 are doing. He looks. 549 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,960 Just saw the ice cream out of distracted. 550 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,720 Ice cream carton over his head. Okay, roll for it. 551 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:13,920 No, I'm not doing that. Oh my God. 552 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:20,520 Mostly nothing, probably. I'll move up beside Wallace, 553 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,720 shoot this other zombie. My ears. 554 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,800 Ouch. Ouch. 555 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,120 Real the attack. He. 556 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,320 Shot. Cletus. 557 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,840 Cletus feels the the wind from the from the midst of the shot. 558 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,400 You know what, though? No. 559 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,000 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 560 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,520 OK. You missed because it was a one 561 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,160 and you barely missed Cletus, which upsets him a little bit, 562 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,280 but you know, kind of throws him into a fit He He begins to think 563 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,200 of his Vietnam base and just starts 1000 yard stare. 564 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,760 He looks pretty frightened and with. 565 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,680 That zombie, it's very agile. With with that, it is Cletus's 566 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,560 turn. Are you with us, Cletus? 567 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,600 But Dang, it looks like he might be having technical 568 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,320 difficulties. He's legitimately having 1000 569 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,080 yard stare. He might be, actually. 570 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,280 Let's find out. He'll answer me here in a 571 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,320 second. OK? 572 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,240 So we'll go ahead and we'll pass him up for now. 573 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,480 And once he comes on, we'll go back to him. 574 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,240 All right, Wallace. He tripped and failed and. 575 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,480 He was all right. Do I still have my energy sword 576 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,600 out or do I have to re unfurl it? 577 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,840 Did you ever pull it out? Yeah. 578 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,280 That's what I did last turn. No, it's still out, OK. 579 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,880 I'm going to. Swipe that in with my energy 580 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,240 sword again. Dang it, I wrote it 3. 581 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,600 Oh, my soul. Oh, that's right, you did. 582 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,560 I forgot you had a you had a single curled it. 583 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,560 Holy cow. Zombies are starting to control. 584 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,440 Those that are above it. OK so so this flesh eating 585 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,240 zombie is going to try to grab a hold of striping. 586 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,000 No it did it did not not able to. 587 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:11,520 This zombie zombies is going to once once again swipe it. 588 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,400 Cletus, oops my apologies were one that 6 he missed even though 589 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,280 Cletus is in his thousand yard stare and this one is going to 590 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,760 swipe at. Walter, he'll try to dodge this, 591 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,400 so I'm going to account for him trying to dodge it. 592 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:30,760 He does not judge it. He does hit Walter, but with no 593 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,280 damage because it's below his armor rating. 594 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,920 But slaps him. I think it was I. 595 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,080 Think it was a 12 this. Is just a turn of Mulligan. 13 596 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,800 His armor rating is 13. This was such a nothing turn. 597 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,920 Nothing. It really, it really, really 598 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,520 was. And that was the, this was we're 599 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,960 almost done with the second round. 600 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,720 All right, So Walter. Yeah, he's back. 601 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,600 Cletus is back. Oh, yes, All right, Cletus. 602 00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,080 Sorry, I was thinking back in the 90s when I tried to hit this 603 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,000 Vietnamese lady with this Jane and it's just, it's throwing me 604 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,400 off. No, it's fine. 605 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,040 It's so. To be fair, you were. 606 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,639 You were narrowly missed by a shotgun blast. 607 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,239 Oh wow, thanks guys. I appreciate you for stopping 608 00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,600 Joe Biden from hitting me. No, it was. 609 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:23,000 It was actually Marcus. What Marcus kind of missed and. 610 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,520 I miss. Marcus, we've been together the 611 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,920 longest. Chain of events. 612 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,239 You and me, man, I mean back from when we were, you know, 613 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,080 watching that one chick, like baby bird, a lady and 614 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,960 everything. Like yeah, you and me, man it. 615 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,440 Happened. Yeah. 616 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,320 I wish it could. Have been required for this, but 617 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,800 later. We'll talk about this later. 618 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,960 What an episode. Yeah, we're kind of now. 619 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,880 Well, I'm going to. I'm going to whacked it and 620 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,639 never mind. The curse can hold. 621 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:56,520 Up A10 Neither of us. Well, Dang it. 622 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:57,640 Any of us? Well. 623 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,120 I'm just going to go back to just staring off into space. 624 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,120 Hang on, I got this. It won't help me. 625 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,920 That'll help you, OK. We got them. 626 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:15,240 Maybe we got it out. OK, so let's see, there's all my 627 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:15,760 good. Rules. 628 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:22,320 Use them all up. I want that net 20 for next 629 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,000 turn. Wallace, you can, you can hear 630 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,560 Joey B kind of muttering to himself. 631 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,600 Do you? Do you want to focus in and 632 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,720 listen to what he's saying? He's just kind of muttered. 633 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,280 Walter go, didn't he? No, I guess he didn't. 634 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,640 My apologies. Oh, that's right. 635 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,400 We started to. And then and then police came 636 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,760 back. Walter, it's your turn. 637 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,560 No, don't be. Walter. 638 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,120 Walter. Yeah. 639 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,440 Your turn. Your turn. 640 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,280 Your turn. Walter. 641 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,000 Fire with my shotgun at the zombie closest. 642 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,480 Roller bait. All right, blast him. 643 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,000 Blast him. Yeah, I think he's got 644 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,640 automatically a + 1 because he has the weapons for all right. 645 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,880 What was the damage? I believe it was 1 by 6 * 10 is 646 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,880 what it was. Well, that was for the three 647 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,160 round for the A AA12. Yeah, his is a 12. 648 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,680 This is a 10 gauge. I'm sorry, 6 by 6, that's it. 649 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:27,120 So you just roll 6 by 6 volume. 22. 22 Hey. 650 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,240 Well, I don't know about you. I'm feeling 22. 651 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:38,040 Yeah, so you blasted it back against the wall and it's it's 652 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,960 certain it won't be, won't be taking this next turn. 653 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:46,640 OK, so Wallace, you are hearing Joey B muttering something. 654 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,680 Do you choose to pay attention? Sure. 655 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:55,040 Chuck, Chuck, Chuck Chuck a Chuck a Chuck a Chuck a Chuck a 656 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,240 chip. You sent me to Vietnam. 657 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,360 You got Chuck a Chuck a Chuck. I like Chuck a Chuck a Chuck. 658 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,680 Marcus, did you not give him the chocolate chocolate chip? 659 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,120 I'm hungry, why not some? I'm eating some. 660 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,200 It's not yours. It's not yours. 661 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,760 Give me that. But I found but but things are 662 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:18,720 mine when I find them. That's my thing. 663 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,400 I mean there was more than there was more than one container 664 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,560 there was. So the freezer was just jam 665 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,720 packed with little quart size. Chocolate, chocolate. 666 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:28,560 Chip Ice. Cream. 667 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,120 That's why I keep missing. I have a stack of ice cream 668 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:36,680 cartoons in one hand. I drop, I drop all but one, and 669 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,120 I eat some ice cream for some inspiration. 670 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,240 My chocolate chip chocolate. Chip. 671 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,880 Jeez, here you go, you old man. And I throw it at him. 672 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:53,080 I throw spiders. On his face. 673 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,680 Chucky, Chucky Chucky Chucky Chucky Chip. 674 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,960 It's still frozen solid. Give it a second, it'll it'll 675 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,800 soften around the edges then you mix. 676 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,480 It in the microwave for like 20 seconds. 677 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,040 He pulls a he pulls a spoon out of the couch. 678 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:11,040 It's got quite a bit of fuzz and fur and couch junk all over it, 679 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,160 but he doesn't care. He digs into the ice cream and 680 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:18,600 he begins to to greedily eat. It gets all around his lips and 681 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,400 he he misses honestly more than he actually gets it in his 682 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,680 mouth. And with a mouthful of ice 683 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:31,200 cream, he says corn, corn pop eat corn pop, you leave him 684 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,480 alone. Corn Pop, leave him alone. 685 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:42,120 Hey, Kamala's here to visit you. Can I walk over and like try to 686 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:46,320 assist to feed him? Absolutely. 687 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,400 Do it all right. That's what I'll do. 688 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,800 I'll I'll take the couch spoon from him. 689 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,920 I'll put it in and. I'll we don't help him. 690 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,840 Joey B Here comes the airplane room. 691 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,560 He sent me to Vietnam. I like this game. 692 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:06,240 I just get here, Jilly. Jilly plays this game with me. 693 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,320 And I Jilly stick the spoon in his mouth. 694 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:14,200 Jilly. A little bit too far and I hit 695 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,560 the back of his throat. Oh dear. 696 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,920 He. Looks a little angry all. 697 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,720 The time. My bad, my bad. 698 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,480 Here we go, here comes the Choo Choo train. 699 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,120 No, no more. I want a cone. 700 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,640 He wants a cone. I want a carcass in your in your 701 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,840 bag of everything that you could possibly imagine. 702 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,800 Do you have an ice cream cone? Let's check. 703 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,280 I have a stapler. That's good enough. 704 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,120 Give me the stapler. I have AI have a tin of cold 705 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:44,840 coffee. It's. 706 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,680 Just a metal cone. I want a cone or corn pop. 707 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,640 Corn Pop will get mad. Where do we find him? 708 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,720 I want a cone. Hey, do we need Cove backups? 709 00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:00,560 OK. Guys, I'm really confused. 710 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,000 Here anyone need anybody see one? 711 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:09,560 God, I need your guidance. So there are so there are two 712 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,000 bedrooms, 3 bedrooms and a bathroom. 713 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,400 It's probably up I'll. Check the bathroom. 714 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,440 I'll check the bathroom. I'll go up, I'll go upstairs and 715 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,560 check. Corn Pops getting angry. 716 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,440 I'm hurrying. Checking the bathroom cabinets, 717 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,800 where else would they be? So as you go back upstairs, 718 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:32,040 Cletus, nobody else is here. Guys aren't here. 719 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,080 You're not here. The kitchen, no one to the 720 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,440 cabinets, going to pee in the corner. 721 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,520 Oh, oh, coming out the other end. 722 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,960 Which other end? There's something, there's 723 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,240 something else. I feel it. 724 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,720 I respect. No. 725 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:58,160 Oh God, yeah. Oh, no. 726 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,080 Cone. What's the cone? 727 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,720 I can feel it. Where? 728 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,040 Where? Hey, where? 729 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,800 What? Hey Joey B, what's a cone? 730 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,800 Yeah, I know. OK. 731 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,760 Where? I don't know. 732 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,280 Where are they? I'm going to sit in the corner 733 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,160 and crack my hog. Wait, tell me when you find it. 734 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,560 Wait guys, I could hear Cletus yelling upstairs. 735 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,840 I think it was the wrong person to send up there. 736 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,000 Wait, I roll A-16 of sugar in the head. 737 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,040 Dining room Dining room OK, roll your damage. 738 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:41,240 All right, I do a Where is it? Hold on. 739 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,360 I got it. Dude. 740 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:48,720 Dude, Dude, dude. 46. No, 5D6 plus 30. 741 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,880 That's your pistol, right? Yeah. 742 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,800 So 17 so her. Head twist back and she looks at 743 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,680 you and she Why would you do that? 744 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,760 Because Joey BS talking about somebody getting angry. 745 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,960 And so I'm feeling under a lot of pressure and just, I keep 746 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,960 having these Vietnam flashbacks and I just, I'm under a lot of 747 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,760 stress. I'm the only one that came up 748 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,720 here and I'm the least socially interactive. 749 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,840 Person in our group. They should have sent the dog 750 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,400 instead. Here you are stuck with me. 751 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,120 Zeke up. Oh my gosh. 752 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,480 OK. What? 753 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,240 Look what you did to my outfit. Well, I'll fix it, OK. 754 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,880 Lick it off. Marcus, did you hear a gunshot 755 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,240 upstairs? All. 756 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,720 Right. Go to the dining room. 757 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:34,760 It's in the dining room. I don't know which one's the 758 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,680 dining room. OK, you stick it, Democrats. 759 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,760 You hear from downstairs. You walk. 760 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,720 Litas you want me to send my dog? 761 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,160 No, I. Got it. 762 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,280 OK, all I've got pretty sure is. Straight. 763 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,200 Straight past it, it's on the pretty sure. 764 00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,760 Stripey is the smarter one. Just. 765 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:03,000 Hand it to me, OK? Cones are on the chair. 766 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,800 You walk right past it when you walk in the door. 767 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:10,120 OK. Just wait for me. 768 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,400 Come back downstairs with the cones. 769 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,920 So I shot her guys. OK, I'm sorry. 770 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,280 I shot. Her sobbing fright in the head. 771 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,440 Right now she's still alive, in case you guys are wondering. 772 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,160 So now all the zombies are are angry again. 773 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,480 Cletus, go ahead and and do what you got to do. 774 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,720 Well, I just got to do it over here. 775 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:43,440 Yeah. Here you go, Mr. President, as 776 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,560 you're thinking. Here's your stuff, Cone. 777 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,320 Chucky, Chucky, Chip put that. Freaking where's the tub ice 778 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,520 cream? Right here. 779 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,800 Ice cream. Scoop it out with my hand and I 780 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,120 put it on top of the code. Here you go. 781 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,520 Funny if you. Just use your revolver to scoop 782 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:04,240 it on. So as he's licking his ice cream 783 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,160 cone, he doesn't even draw his tongue back into his mouth. 784 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,520 He just keeps licking with the tongue and it's just dripping 785 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,480 and dropping everywhere. He's he's slobbering everywhere. 786 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,720 I love chocolate. Chocolate chip, you guys. 787 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,680 Turned on. Chocolate feeling. 788 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,600 Chocolate chip is your best. I'm kind. 789 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,720 Of turned on. I'm not gonna lie. 790 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,840 Hey man, what that tongue do? What? 791 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,320 Nice. Anyone else just having trouble 792 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,240 looking away from this? So stop watching. 793 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,440 Guys, when I turned 64, can you guys just shoot me in the head? 794 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,640 I'll show you an end right now, all. 795 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,000 Right. So who's Mr. Call after your 796 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,920 your freaks? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 797 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:53,840 Chucky Chucky Chip corn pop Corn pop bad dude go bye bye. 798 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,200 All right, bye bye, bye. Bye bye. 799 00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,040 They tried to suck the dog up here. 800 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,280 I'm just gonna, I wanna set my back against the couch and slump 801 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,560 down, put my, put my hand, my head, my hands, just start 802 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:14,120 crying. No, I'll. 803 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,360 Conkins. I'll Conkins. 804 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,400 Smelling you the meat, the meat eating zombies. 805 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,040 Smelling you man, I'm not a kid. Not you. 806 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,560 He's smelling Marcus in the bathroom. 807 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,480 That makes sense. All right. 808 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,280 I took AI, took AI, took a whiz upstairs. 809 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,440 I'm glad that I washed my ball stink away in the vents. 810 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,160 Marcus, you taking a crap in there? 811 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,600 Yeah, I wiped. I wiped thoroughly though. 812 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,920 Hello. Mud butt. 813 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,360 My name. No more mud butt. 814 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:48,280 I'm clean, I'm clean. No flamethrower needed. 815 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,400 I'm just. Going to move. 816 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,760 This zombie with the butt of my AA12. 817 00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,960 So now that everybody seems calm down, you guys can start 818 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:07,040 looking. So go ahead and roll. 819 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:10,320 So let's see. I shouldn't have erased the turn 820 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,360 order. I didn't erase it. 821 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,600 I just closed it out. Hold on. 822 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,520 OK. So we'll start with Cletus and 823 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,760 Cletus go ahead and roll A20 sided die after roll above 17 824 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:21,320 hope. You. 825 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,640 Guys are ready for 100 hundred. 10 not Cletus. 826 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,600 There you go. Yeah, that works OK. 827 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,720 So no SO. These are right eyes. 828 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,160 Yeah, Marcus, go ahead and roll A20 sided die. 829 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,080 I went out to turn over 13. So it's been 2 hours, you guys 830 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,520 are still searching Wallace roll A20 sided die. 831 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,240 Hang it. Walter. 832 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:55,240 Walter, the old 20 sided day Nope all right, 19 yay. 833 00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:02,160 So 4 hours later, you, you walk out into the garage and you 834 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:07,200 find, you find some boxes and they're labeled top secret all 835 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,840 right, And you find. 1 immediately. 836 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:16,160 You find one in particular that has zombie zombie virus wrote on 837 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,280 it with a with a. So a zombie is spelled ZO MB, Y 838 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:25,640 and virus is spelled VIERIS. And then there's a question mark 839 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:31,280 or could it be rat wing? But it looks like it's wrote in 840 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,480 like a fluorescent marker or crayon. 841 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:40,800 Freaking Joey be drawn again. So do you choose to open it? 842 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,200 Yeah, I'll open it. All right. 843 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,520 So upon searching Vietnam for this country. 844 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,960 So upon searching through this, you'll find that you find 845 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:56,240 documents indicating that a virus under Ukachi may be 846 00:47:56,240 --> 00:48:02,560 mispronouncing this Ukachi Alice Alas Lake in Russia was found. 847 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,600 It is called. It's named Pendovirus. 848 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,000 Pandora virus Yedoma. Your Mama. 849 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:12,560 Was going to Russia. It was transferred to the 850 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:17,720 National Center for Emerging and Zoonotic Infectious Diseases, or 851 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:24,640 NCEZIB NESED in Atlanta, GA, which is a division CDC. 852 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,840 We were already there. We. 853 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,760 Got to go back. We were. 854 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,320 We got to go back. We got to go. 855 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,200 Back We got to go back to the CDC. 856 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,800 No, we can't. We burned the place we put. 857 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,600 We burned the. Place the whole. 858 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:40,000 Place, well part of it you did. So hopefully that portion of 859 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,920 it's left. I don't think it is. 860 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,880 I don't think everything is outstanding. 861 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:49,200 It's a big facility. You know how you know how 862 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:55,200 thorough with that flamethrower? Got to go to Russia, but first 863 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,520 we got to go to Georgia. Yeah. 864 00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:02,320 So it's a, it's a 743 miles. Crank of mile, crank of mile 865 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,720 all. Right, let's blow up the gas 866 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:10,600 station. 4/2. OK, Mr. President, Mr. 867 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,360 President, where's, where's your helicopter at? 868 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,720 Chuck, Chuck, Chuck at Chimp. Yeah. 869 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:16,160 Chuck. Chuck. 870 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,400 Chuck, Chuck. Yeah. 871 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:23,840 Where's that at? I think that's more of a train 872 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,840 sound. No, that's chugga, chugga. 873 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,160 This is chugga, chugga, chugga. Oh, I remember. 874 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,200 I was I. Remember Marine 2? 875 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,040 Fall up stair. Marine One where's that? 876 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,920 They say I fall up the stairs. I I fleeters can fly 877 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,040 helicopters, man. I didn't I didn't fall up the 878 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,720 stairs. I'll help you up the stairs. 879 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:47,560 And what means? Like chocolate chocolate chip. 880 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:53,880 Oh, all right, whatever. MAGA Frank Mug MAGA no manga. 881 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:59,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is he wearing that mat 882 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,160 loosely? He's just walking around with it 883 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,520 all and he doesn't know what he's doing You. 884 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,360 Know what guys? I think we should just take some 885 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,080 ice cream. Just. 886 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,240 Go. He's going to put a big zombie. 887 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:17,040 After us, OK, what do I got a role to seduce him? 888 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,920 So your physical beauty is pretty high. 889 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,160 I mean, he doesn't. And I have a skill. 890 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,280 I have a skill in seduction. You just act. 891 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,520 Like a little girl. And then you'll be you'll be 892 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,840 fine. He doesn't. 893 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,280 Be five years old, Yeah. Be fine. 894 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:36,920 I don't. I don't. 895 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,600 Good idea. Oh, you do seduction? 896 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,880 There you do. I didn't even know there was 897 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,760 such a skill. Your physical beauty isn't high. 898 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,440 It's only at 12. If there's a skill for 899 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,360 gardening, there's a skill for seduction. 900 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,720 So. OK, so roll it right? 901 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:55,080 No, it's all right. You sure have some plans. 902 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,520 Yeah. OK, I was going to roll with it. 903 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,800 That's all good. So we have. 904 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,600 So we are at a good stopping point. 905 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,520 We haven't played very long. You guys want to keep going? 906 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,320 It's kind of getting kind of late. 907 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:10,440 Yeah, it's, it's a little after, after, after the after we 908 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,040 started kind of late. I guess we've been going a 909 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,920 little over an hour. Would it start late? 910 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,720 Yeah, we did. It's all right. 911 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,280 It's all right though. But so keep going. 912 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,800 We're stopping. OK, Yeah, I'm. 913 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,680 Good with it. OK. 914 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,920 OK. So we will we pick back up, you 915 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,400 guys will head down to back down to Georgia. 916 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,320 Hopefully there's something left of the CDC for you to 917 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:34,840 investigate. I hope so. 918 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:42,080 It's just a it's just rubble. I knew this would happen. 919 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:49,400 So Dang it. So I'm definitely, definitely 920 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,200 excited to to get you guys further along and, and I think 921 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,640 think you'll enjoy it. I'm excited. 922 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,560 Yes. You're going to go to places 923 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,080 that you never thought you would. 924 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,440 You're gonna go to Russia? Nah, Nah as. 925 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,160 Long as it's not Vietnam. No it. 926 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,880 Might be it, might be. Cletus, how do you feel about 927 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,920 Cambodia? Man, you Cambodians, man. 928 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,520 Yeah, by me. OK. 929 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,600 Paul Pop was kind of a jerk, though. 930 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,640 How about Laos? Yeah, how about Laos, man? 931 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,000 Laos is all right. It's OK. 932 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:35,560 But not Vietnam, you don't. Man, I mean it makes sense. 933 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,640 Why don't you like Vietnam? Because when I was sent there in 934 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:45,360 the 90s, man, they like had a government and stuff. 935 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,800 I would just like, go out in the jungle, man, and like fight them 936 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:55,000 and like, I got sense of the Hanoi Hilton and it was an 937 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,040 actual Hilton owned by, you know, Hilton Hotels. 938 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,520 It was just rough, man. It was rough. 939 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,600 Like they just, and I came back expecting like a hero's welcome 940 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,880 and there just wasn't one. Well, it's because it was the 941 00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,440 90s. I was abandoned by my country. 942 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,840 After you slaughtered an instant village. 943 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,520 I just would wipe villages off the map. 944 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:20,880 Man the 90s was crazy. Joe, it is. 945 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,600 You all out here watching your X-Men cartoons and I'm out there 946 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,120 enacting the government's wishes. 947 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,320 Fighting. Fighting for freedom everywhere. 948 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:34,120 Fighting fighting the Vietcong. Yeah, because freedom is only 949 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,440 obtained by and kept by killing everybody in other countries. 950 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,360 Exactly oil. I thought a desert storm. 951 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,760 Always for oil and always to plan talk. 952 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,800 About that. Oh yeah, you scud. 953 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,360 Missile launches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 954 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:53,240 I mean I got I got in a food fight during school once. 955 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,960 You Pansy. That's pretty close. 956 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:58,760 All right. I don't. 957 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,720 I don't ride every call if I have. 958 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:03,600 A fault. Everything was Everything was 959 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,520 all right until that one kid pulled out the Milk Duds. 960 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,320 And they were partially melted promptly. 961 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,320 Wallace then gets 1000 yard stare. 962 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,560 Milk Duds. Milk Duds. 963 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,400 Yes, yes, all. Right. 964 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,720 Well, thanks everybody for listening. 965 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,880 We appreciate it and I hope you enjoyed it as much as we enjoy 966 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,520 playing it. And we'll see you on the next 967 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:39,610 episode. That concludes the story from 968 00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:41,650 now. If you like the tales so far, 969 00:54:41,730 --> 00:54:44,650 stick around. I might tell you more next time. 970 00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:49,690 Now where did I put my supplies?