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The main menu podcast presents. 
C&D under the table. 

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I feel ripped off. 
He's in his underwear and I'm 

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missing it. 
Yep, Dang it, I'm. 

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Grabbing a hat because I'm 
insecure about my hairline. 

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No, no, I didn't see the happy 
trail hairline or the the 

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receding hairline. 
Dang it, there you go. 

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Saw them titties done. 
OK, cool. 

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Going in the bank. 
Hell yeah going in my spank 

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bank. 
I'd like to make a deposit. 

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Joey, what the heck? 
Your computer hard drive is just

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filled with pictures of me. 
There's no duplicates. 

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Prince grain. 
Prince Grain. 

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Prince Grain. 
Why is every screenshot high 

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high def? 
AI. 

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No. 
That's hot. 

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I recently got into a sport this
these past few weeks. 

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Don't say pickleball is a sport 
now. 

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Pickleball is a sport. 
I hope you're not getting into 

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pickleball. 
I've been getting into 

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pickleball. 
I don't believe you. 

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It's so much fun. 
It's like life-size ping pong, 

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better than tennis. 
I so I think you're actually 

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doing a bit. 
I don't think you actually got 

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into pickleball. 
Ain't no way he's going to get 

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paddles right now. 
Oh, he's bringing back a sex 

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doll? 
OK, cool. 

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Oh, he's putting in his closet. 
No way. 

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No, he's turning into a retired 
middle-aged you. 

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Made me do that. 
Made me do. 

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That didn't want to do that. 
You're turning into a retired 

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middle-aged man with the 
receiving hairline. 

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There's so many younger guys 
playing it. 

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Like at my church they have a 
thing every week where they meet

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up and play it, put it into it, 
and they're really good. 

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There's a few old guys. 
Heck yeah. 

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You got to move around the 
court, though, man. 

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I don't know how these old 
people are doing it because I 

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always heard about like, yeah, 
pickleball and retirement home 

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communities, but I don't get 
that. 

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Pickleball is the grow, fastest 
growing sport in America. 

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It was founded, it was invented 
in the 80s. 

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This color thing, it's invented 
in the 80s. 

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So it's pretty old, but it's 
breaking out I guess. 

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I remember those like a huge 
trend like a couple years ago or

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something like that. 
Was like 2. 

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I think we. 
Degree where I was annoyed with 

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it. 
Didn't we actually talk about 

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pickleball at one point? 
I don't know. 

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I don't know if we ever did, but
I got the tickle for the pickle 

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now. 
That's not something you want to

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say on the air. 
I disagree. 

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I. 
Did by the way, did you enjoy 

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the edits? 
I love the last week. 

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Yeah, yeah, the the voice acting
was great. 

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Awesome. 
I'm I'm thinking I might need to

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recruit them for my little 
project. 

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They're you know what's funny? 
I stream with them every week. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Lot like live stream. 

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Yeah, like we play video. 
Yeah, we put. 

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No, we play video games 
together. 

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Not Valorant. 
Not Valorant, no. 

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Do you have your separate 
Valorant squad? 

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It's funny, I haven't played 
Valorant in like since like the 

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beginning of February so. 
I'm proud of you, yeah. 

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It was mainly because Monster 
Hunter Wilds came out and then 

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we play well before that. 
I didn't even play Valorant 

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since I lived at my old place. 
Yeah, we play Phasmophobia, Risk

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of Rain. 
We've been, we've been trying to

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play, Ready or not, if you've 
ever heard of that game. 

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I really want that to come to 
console. 

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They said that it is, but I. 
It'd be really hard on console. 

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It's TBAI think I don't know. 
OK, there's no way my PC can 

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handle it. 
I really want to play it though,

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that sounds like a blast. 
Yeah, it's ready. 

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Or not, it'll be get. 
On the ground. 

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Get on the ground. 
It's it's get on the ground 

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simulator. 
Are you just constantly yelling 

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at people to get on the ground? 
I just go in and start shooting 

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every single person I see like a
serial killer. 

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Yeah, they actually penalize you
because they actually have rules

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of engagement rules, 
essentially. 

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Hey, don't do that. 
Yeah, this is a game. 

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But but. 
Stop it. 

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No, there's literally someone. 
If you shoot someone, if they're

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either like unarmed or just a 
civilian, or if it's someone 

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with a gun and they're not 
pointing the weapon at you and 

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you just shoot them, you get 
penalized. 

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And then someone on the 
intercoms like like belittles 

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you for it. 
They're just constantly in here,

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like what are you doing? 
What are you doing? 

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Stop it, stop it. 
This isn't a shooting range. 

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Yes, it is. 
Papa. 

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It's a Wick. 
So we actually did play ready or

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not together. 
And at the end of the stream, we

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were redoing one of the we were 
redoing one of the missions and 

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because she wanted a better 
score, we only had time for one 

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more and the next one on the 
list that we were that we if we 

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went through the order of all 
the missions and getting my 

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words stumbled, if we would have
done the next mission in order 

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on the list, it would have taken
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And we only had like 1015. 
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missions just to get like a 
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essentially. 
And at the she dies. 

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And so she's spectating me like 
clear, like this entire like a 

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part apartment complex shooting 
down these guys, shooting a guy 

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in the in the balls and he like 
goes down and he's like 

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screaming. 
And then I. 

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Restrain him. 
And then there I get I, I, I get

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it done. 
I get the mission done. 

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But there is like something that
I missed like because you have 

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to collect evidence or whatever,
or soft objectives, which is 

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like stuff that you like go in 
and they don't really brief you 

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on it, but it but you can 
collect it just for some extra 

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points. 
And when when you have like a 

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soft objective or an evidence to
get, it won't end the mission 

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right away because it wants you 
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done. 
Usually if there's nothing else 

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to do, it automatically kicks 
you back to the lobby. 

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But if you still have something 
to find, it will allow you to 

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optionally just leave early. 
And while I was in this stage, I

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was looking around for something
and I go into this room where I 

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have, I have a civilian that's 
already like restrained. 

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It has zip ties behind his back 
and everything. 

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I go into a room that he's in 
and there is a furry mask on the

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on the shelf and I just whip 
around. 

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He's like he's a furry and I 
just blap him in the back of the

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head. 
This happened in real life. 

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This happened in real life. 
I was, I was on the SWAT team. 

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I knew it. 
Yeah, I want to. 

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Yeah, I want to play that game. 
Though yeah, I got court 

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martialed. 
To Dang, it happens to all of 

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us. 
We won't tell him where you are.

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Yeah. 
They're they're trying to find 

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you Is Fasimo is on console 
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that up, I don't know if it's 
cross play. 

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If it is, then I'll play with 
you. 

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I'll get it. 
Let me check. 

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Let me, I'm looking that up, 
Jamie. 

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Jamie has the night off tonight.
Cross play series Internet? 

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Yep, it has cross play supported
on all platforms. 

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Yes, yes, I saw it first but 
reacted slower. 

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Just kidding. 
But yeah, that'd be, that'd be 

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cool. 
I'll get in your squad. 

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I don't know if there's room for
one more, one more ghost hunter.

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Usually there is, yeah. 
To Dang it. 

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Because it's always me, me and 
that and Matato. 

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The one that does, I asked to do
the voice acting stuff for me 

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and then one of her friends 
usually plays with us. 

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Then we just have a free slot 
most of the time. 

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That's me, baby. 
And that's you. 

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Is it only four player? 
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know if I get it. 
And that'd be fun to ghost hunt 

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because I thought it looked fun.
A lot of different objectives. 

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Mr. Master, now that you're 
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Hello. 
Hi, Mr. Master. 

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Hi, Daddy. 
Hey Daddy, what do you think of 

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pickleball? 
Never played it. 

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It's fun. 
I've been getting into it last 

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couple weeks and it's a lot of 
fun. 

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Cheddar didn't believe me. 
I. 

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Didn't I was making AI was 
making a joke. 

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He was like you because the 
first thing you said was 

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cheddar. 
I've been getting into it for 

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and I was like, don't say, don't
say he's getting in the 

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pickleball and then he just 
leaves. 

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Like no. 
So my only question is, are 

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there do you so do you use like 
whole Pickles or slice? 

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Dill dill. 
I've tried it with baby dill 

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before and it's not the same. 
You have to do it with kosher 

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dill. 
Yeah, Kosher dill. 

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It kind of makes a little bit of
a difference. 

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Just spiritually, you just kind 
of feel better about it. 

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You do that. 
Yeah, usually, yeah. 

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Don't do it with the spicy ones.
Do not. 

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Usually when you're beginning to
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chips, but. 
I've seen people practice with 

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those, yeah. 
Yeah, there's a more training 

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thing. 
More than anything, deep fried 

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Pickles right I. 
Was going to say, I think I feel

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like deep fried Pickles would be
a little better just because 

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they're, you know, they'd 
probably be a little more solid.

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If you're going to use kosher 
dills, probably a Vlasic. 

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It has a snap to it still. 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

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So it's harder so you can hit it
around. 

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Well, I mean, so you'll have a 
better bounce because I mean, 

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I'm I'm assuming that you're 
using like a racket. 

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It's a paddle. 
It's a paddle, yeah. 

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So you definitely want a good 
strong pickle. 

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Paddle that pickle and tickle it
too. 

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You tick, you tickle the pickle.
I do. 

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That's how I do it. 
Before I serve it, I go and then

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I whack the thing. 
That makes. 

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Sense pee pee, Yeah. 
Why are we tickling Pickles? 

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See him from the background. 
Cheddar's in his underwear. 

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I am flashed his titties earlier
so he missed that. 

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My pickleball obsession. 
That's the thing. 

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If it was a pickleball court at 
the lodge that we're staying at 

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would be awesome. 
But there's probably not. 

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So I hate my life. 
You never know. 

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Yeah. 
I mean, there could be like a 

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court somewhere, yeah. 
Dick, if there's a court 

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somewhere, we should all go out 
and rent time slots. 

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If there's something like that, 
it's a lot of them are paid by 

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the hour kind of thing. 
We could play. 

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I think you guys would like it, 
even though there's five of us. 

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Yeah, they're made downloader, 
but I'm very sporty. 

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Heck yeah, I'm I'm not anymore. 
But. 

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I believe it. 
You. 

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You're quick on your feet, 
aren't you? 

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Me. 
Yeah, not as fast as they used 

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to be. 
We should have a foot race. 

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I'm not even kidding. 
I definitely would not. 

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I'd race you throw up 
afterwards. 

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You're tall, you got them. 
You got them legs. 

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Span, Cheddar and I and Alex, we
got to go with our tiny little 

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tiny little chicken legs. 
I'm out of shape. 

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I can't run anymore because 
that's still though I have 

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plantar fasciitis so I can't run
I I want to. 

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Oh, really? 
All right, I'm OK. 

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I'm sorry. 
So I can it. 

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Just like a first round or 
something. 

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No. 
So the it's the tendon that runs

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across the bottom of your foot 
from your toes to your heel. 

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And mine is damaged on both feet
because I ran too much and I ran

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too hard because I was. 
Trying too hard. 

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I love to run already so hard. 
I love to run. 

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Because I didn't know. 
I didn't. 

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I didn't know. 
You ran? 

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Oh, I love to run. 
So I used to have an app called 

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Run Zombies Run. 
Oh yeah, I've used that. 

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I highly recommend that to 
anybody that likes to run. 

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Any of you listeners. 
If you like to run download run 

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Zombies run you have you can 
have your own music, you can 

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designate what what music you 
want to play I. 

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Didn't know that that's. 
Cool. 

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It's Yep, it's a whole 
storyline. 

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You start out with a story, 
You're a runner for a small 

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settlement, and the zombies in 
this game can run. 

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So when it's time for you to go 
do something and go run, the 

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music starts playing. 
Yeah. 

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Excuse me? 
And so the zombie like. 

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Transmissions I think from bass.
Excuse me, yes, you do. 

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So you get transmissions from 
base and then you can you have a

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sensor that so it it's best if 
you run outside you, if it is 

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set up to do on a treadmill 
'cause that's how I started back

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to running like 10 years ago, 
was on a treadmill and then I 

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finally got outside. 
Outside is better because you 

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set the you let it access your 
GPS. 

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Yeah, it tracks. 
In your location, it tracks you 

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and so it knows your speed. 
And so whatever speed you're 

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going at, the zombies are 
running faster than that speed. 

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So you, you want to start out 
jogging. 

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I, I would start out running 
because I was still trying to, 

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you know, get better. 
So I would start out walking a 

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good brisk pace. 
And then when it would say 

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zombies detected, then you take 
off running. 

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And I mean run. 
Like I know there are people 

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that would see me walking, 
walking and then all the stuff, 

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my take off at a dead Sprint 
because zombies and they'll and 

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they'll tell you if you're tired
and you're not running fast 

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enough, it'll say something like
zombies 20 meters and then 

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you're running zombies 10 meters
a lot. 

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It's a lot of fun. 
It's a good it's a good 

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motivational tool. 
It made me want to go run more 

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and I already enjoyed running. 
Yeah, I have. 

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I have something like that, but 
it's more practical because it 

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involves an actual person. 
So I I I steal heroin from a 

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homeless person. 
And. 

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Outrun them. 
I think in most cases that 

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wouldn't be that hard. 
So it starts off with that and 

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then it will get to the level 
where I find an Olympic runner, 

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sprinter or whatever and I take 
their protein shake. 

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Oh yeah, that's even worse. 
Yeah, OK, I got you. 

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So like a step above, the heroin
user would be a meth user. 

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Right. 
Because they're jacked up, you 

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know, and they're not going to 
sleep for two or three days, so 

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you've got a lot of running to 
do. 

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You don't want to take a PCP 
users though. 

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And then and then what you do 
or? 

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Maybe you do. 
Get a little bit of strength in 

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you find you find a random child
and mother in the local park and

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you just run in and take the 
child. 

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I can't condone that training, 
Cheddar. 

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I I would I would advise against
that not taking. 

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Her forever. 
I'd take her forever. 

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I would run like I would run 
like a couple barrel and then 

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I'll just drop her off and then 
I'll just keep running. 

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See you, kid. 
And after that the level is 

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cops. 
So so Speaking of kids. 

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But they have cars, so it's not 
fair. 

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Yeah, Oh no, that makes it even 
better. 

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So many of them. 
That makes it even better. 

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I see him get away on on you. 
I see. 

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I see him get away on on patrol 
live all the time. 

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It's when they get out the drone
and the dogs, you got to be 

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worried, but it just means you 
got to keep running. 

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You know, all these guys want, 
they want to run for a little 

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bit and oh, I'm tired and they 
stop and that's when they get 

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caught. 
Yeah, 'cause a dog is going to 

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catch. 
You they tire out. 

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Yeah, a, a, a, a drone or a dog 
is going to find you, especially

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when they have the and they 
normally do they have the drones

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that have the. 
Vision. 

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The heat vision, Yeah, your 
thermal vision. 

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That's not that's not fair. 
You just find some, some get 

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your tinfoil blanket. 
Tinfoil camping blanket. 

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Yeah, that does work. 
Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, you're 

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right. 
I would you just happen you have

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to have that on you at all times
if you are a active criminal 

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like Cheddar. 
Those are small. 

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You know those those thermal 
blankets are small. 

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Yeah. 
Not active. 

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You just do it once or or twice,
you know, whatever, whatever 

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your fitness level is. 
You got a routine going at 

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least. 
Yeah, well, so I feel like it 

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could be a lot of fun for, you 
know, because what you do is you

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get a hold of a couple of cops 
and you say, hey, look, I've 

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gotten to the level where I need
you guys to chase me, right? 

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And I'm not going to actually 
commit a crime. 

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But like you, you guys let me 
know when you're bored, all 

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right? 
And you need something to do. 

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They're definitely not going to 
do that. 

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I'll pay, I'll pay you each 5 
bucks and some honey or some 

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Maple nut dippers. 
Yeah, a dozen Donuts. 

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That's all you need. 
A dozen. 

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Donuts. 
Yep, that's all you need. 

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Run, kid, I'll. 
Get you guys some Krispy Kreme 

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if you guys. 
There you go, the. 

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Heck yeah, man, they're in. 
I guarantee you I'll. 

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Throw them behind me in case I 
start losing them so they 

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follow. 
Just say, Yep, just say I got 

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fat pills and they're like, all 
right, I guarantee you. 

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Because if you have a cup of 
coffee and a donut, you are 

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officially a cop while you have 
that in your possession. 

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I'm a police officer. 
I've thought about. 

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Wait until I get my gun. 
Hell yeah. 

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I've thought about pulling 
people over before and walking 

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up to them and go. 
Are you a police officer? 

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Yeah, while I have this coffee 
and donut. 

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Duh. 
License and registration please.

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I just want. 
I just want to see it. 

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The reason I pulled you over is 
because you're stupid. 

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I'm not a politically correct 
cop, OK? 

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I'm just telling you. 
I want you to know right now. 

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I'm going to be upfront about it
though, you know? 

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Yeah, yeah. 
So. 

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So I just excuse me if you're. 
Going to commit the felony. 

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So I just, I just purchased a, a
new explorer today and just went

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down. 
We dropped the car off for a 

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friend our our other car off for
a friend that needed it and we 

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went to go get pizza at Casey's,
right. 

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And I, I locked, I locked the 
car, right, left my keys in 

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there 'cause I thought I 
remembered. 

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You ran into a deer. 
No, I thought, no, not this 

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time. 
The brother, the one I killed. 

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I did not remember the code and 
I realized that after I'd locked

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the car and I was like, well, 
crap. 

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So I had to we, we were only 
like we're only like the Casey's

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is only about like 2 blocks down
from the house. 

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So I went back down to the 
house, grab some things and then

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realized that wasn't going to 
work. 

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I don't know why what I was 
thinking and I had and the worst

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part about it is I have a kit in
the car, right? 

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An entry kit. 
So I went back back to the 

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house. 
I grabbed a couple more pry 

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bars. 
I called my buddy Matt that I 

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work with and I said I was like,
hey man, you in town? 

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He's like, by chance. 
I am. 

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I'm over at the, I'm over at the
case. 

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Yeah, I'm over. 
Yeah, 'cause you, you pry the, 

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the top of the door out and I 
got a I've got a about a 2 foot 

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long bolt that I brought with 
me, a real skinny one. 

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They didn't. 
Take the pry. 

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You didn't take the pry bar to 
the window. 

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00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,720
Yeah, I took, no, I took two pry
bars and and you walked the pry 

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bars down. 
Just walk them down. 

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And then so Matt came and and 
gave me the extra leverage and 

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then I was able to unlock it. 
But yeah, a new, new, new car. 

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And I already locked the keys in
the car and already did damage. 

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Seems like it would damage it, 
yeah. 

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It did so my my car doesn't do 
that. 

382
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I what? 
What year's your Ford Explorer 

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15? 
You don't mind if I if I lock 

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the door? 
Yeah. 

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And then like I just leave my 
keys inside, it will 

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automatically unlock itself. 
Yeah, some the newer models do 

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that the. 
Future. 

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Yeah, I don't really. 
I don't really like that. 

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Danny, keep joining and leave 
it. 

390
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,040
Yeah, he does. 
That's kind of weird. 

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Weird. 
Hi, Danny. 

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Hi, Daddy. 
There he is. 

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Yay, Yay. 
All right. 

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Yeah, no, it you're, you look 
like deaf. 

395
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Thanks. 
Everybody's I like. 

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I like the haircut. 
Was all weird, so oh. 

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Let's see, is it better now? 
Yeah, I it was on my end. 

398
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Oh. 
Dang. 

399
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It Dang it does look really 
good. 

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Dang, that look good boy. 
So buddy I I just bought a new 

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explorer this morning and I 
thought I remembered the code 

402
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and I locked the keys in the car
and I didn't remember the code. 

403
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Long story short, he broke into 
his car with a sledgehammer. 

404
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,200
Yeah. 
Sledgehammer. 

405
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,800
No, with the sledgehammer. 
That's how I do it. 

406
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A ball peen hammer. 
Ball penis hammer. 

407
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,280
There's two fry bars. 
Just the spark. 

408
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The whole windshield and then 
clap. 

409
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,720
Have you ever tried that? 
What? 

410
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Throwing a spark plug into a 
window to break it. 

411
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,000
No, I want to, I want to find a 
car someday that I can do that 

412
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with. 
But I have, I have the ninja 

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rocks. 
I always, I always have ninja 

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rocks. 
Well, not always, but I mean I 

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have several sets of ninja 
rocks. 

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I'm pretty sure it works like 
that because the way that it 

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works is because of all the 
little fine points on the 

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ceramic. 
So this So what it's not the 

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fine points, it's the it's the 
ceramic that's harder than the 

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glass. 
It does not work on windshields 

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because of the way they're 
coated and it won't work on some

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past some front door, the front 
windows on some vehicles because

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those are also coated. 
Sometimes you have to go to like

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the side windows. 
If it's like a 4 door, I'm 

425
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sorry, not the side window. 
You have to go to the back of 

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the four door if it's a 4 door 
sedan or it's SUV or whatever 

427
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because usually the back windows
are not coated. 

428
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:37,320
But I'm harder than the 
windshield, the glass. 

429
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,720
Yeah, You know, I, I believe 
that accident. 

430
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I go through the windshield. 
I go through the. 

431
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Technically. 
Technically, toddlers are 

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stronger than the glass. 
What are stronger than the 

433
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glass? 
Toddlers. 

434
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,440
Oh well, yeah, duh. 
We should find a toddler and 

435
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test it. 
No fancy that. 

436
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,920
Well, Teddy's not a toddler, but
I'll I'll bet my money would be 

437
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on him I. 
I think he would be fine. 

438
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,720
He'd probably take it, keep 
going. 

439
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,240
He probably would. 
He'd go through window and then 

440
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go through the other. 
And then he would spring up and 

441
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,880
say again. 
Yeah, again. 

442
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Find it. 
Can we find another car and do 

443
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this again? 
Yeah buddy, we need 6 more car 

444
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,360
stereos tonight in order to make
rent. 

445
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Real Life in Gary, IN. 
Real, yo, you know when you come

446
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,280
up in the ghetto, you know what 
I'm saying is. 

447
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,680
There going to be Gary PD show 
that I can watch. 

448
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,960
I wish. 
Please please someone make Gary 

449
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,840
PD show. 
There should be. 

450
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,560
Those guys are severely 
understaffed. 

451
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,400
I I talked to one one night, 
really understand. 

452
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,360
He told me. 
He told me how how bad they it 

453
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was and I was like. 
There's no way that they're 

454
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,400
severely. 
Understand. 

455
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,040
I thought they just let all that
crime happen at some point. 

456
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,640
You do though. 
Something they will. 

457
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,080
Well, so I mean, you have to, 
you have to give up some police 

458
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,360
in order to have a whole Michael
Jackson memorabilia. 

459
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,160
Or a house? 
What? 

460
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,600
Yeah, that's where Michael 
Jackson was born. 

461
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,840
Gary Yeah, yeah. 
When he died, it was mass 

462
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,560
hysteria. 
Yeah, everybody, everybody went 

463
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,120
to the little one bedroom house.
Well, not living there is a 

464
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,200
thriller unto itself. 
Right. 

465
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:33,040
The mayor, the mayor, the mayor 
wanted to take their house and 

466
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,760
turn it into a big museum and it
was going to cost like some $10 

467
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,440
million or something. 
It can cost like 20 bucks. 

468
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:45,360
You would think he should do 
that money. 

469
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,640
It would give tourism into the 
place and probably bump the red 

470
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,480
hot. 
Holes right? 

471
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,080
Couldn't pick up the 
neighborhoods. 

472
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,040
No, nothing. 
They didn't do anything. 

473
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:53,760
I've. 
Been there. 

474
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,920
Used any city money it's. 
Worse than Detroit? 

475
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,040
Yeah, there's a church. 
There's a church's chicken on 

476
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,040
every block, which that's OK. 
I mean, that's fine, I. 

477
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,400
I think the man and Joey's man, 
they got good chicken, really 

478
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,120
depressed. 
They got good chicken. 

479
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,200
They do actually. 
Good chicken. 

480
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,280
Yeah, they do. 
Yeah, they do. 

481
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,040
Yeah, they. 
Do pretty good pretty. 

482
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,000
Good I I prefer a pop. 
You always talk louder so no one

483
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,440
heard me. 
What'd you say? 

484
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,080
No, it's fine. 
It was a joke. 

485
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,680
It was a joke. 
The time's passed. 

486
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,680
It's fine. 
I'm sorry. 

487
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,200
Let's go back. 
I have. 

488
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,520
I have been shamed. 
I have been shamed. 

489
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,720
Now I was. 
Shamed last week. 

490
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,200
She's sword. 
Now that I can talk. 

491
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,000
Oh Gee, sorry, I felt bad. 
I didn't realize you were trying

492
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,040
to talk. 
I I was trying to talk since 

493
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,720
what was it so the beginning. 
Of the episode. 

494
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,760
So the priest ushered Father 
Love onto the thing. 

495
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,920
And then after I said the the 
rest of the people insist 

496
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,640
everyone's sits there. 
And then I was going to wait a 

497
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,720
bit and then like as everyone 
takes their seat, I was going to

498
00:23:55,720 --> 00:24:00,960
start talking but it was like 3 
minutes of like trying to tell 

499
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,120
you guys to do something. 
The only reason why I got like 

500
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,480
that was because it sounded like
it was going towards the 

501
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:10,000
direction where Father Love was 
going to start the sermon and I 

502
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,320
needed to get what I was going 
to say first before he started. 

503
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,840
Right. 
Yeah, Day Mike was a big part. 

504
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,640
I I am. 
No, you're fine. 

505
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,800
I just felt so happy. 
I sounded a lot. 

506
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,120
Angrier right there than what I 
meant to be. 

507
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,520
I wasn't that angry. 
Well, so I understand the 

508
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,280
frustration because there's 
times, you know, when you guys 

509
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,840
get out of hand and it's fine 
honestly, because we're not just

510
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,000
doing this for a story or to 
play a game. 

511
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,800
We're doing it to have fun and 
and hopefully some people want 

512
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,320
to listen to us here and there. 
That's true. 

513
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,240
Hopefully. 
I think I I wonder if people 

514
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,840
prefer the story more than than 
the wacky characters. 

515
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,880
I don't know what people like. 
I feel like I. 

516
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,160
Don't I know what Lenny likes? 
It's. 

517
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,480
Probably a good combination 
honestly. 

518
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,240
Yeah, I would think so, because 
you can go too far one way or 

519
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,320
the other. 
I actually did meet some people 

520
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,680
streaming today and they were 
they're into like DND and the 

521
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,640
usual 20 and stuff like that. 
So I was explaining what what 

522
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,640
mine does and like how I got 
everything to work on like a 

523
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,640
home brew. 
I have like 5 different Cheat 

524
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,640
Sheets with all the different 
macros and stuff for you guys or

525
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,600
for me so I could do it all on 
the fly easier. 

526
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,320
And he was like yo what what is 
this? 

527
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,120
Do you do you guys stream it? 
And I was like, no, we just we 

528
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,040
just recorded and put it on 
Spotify. 

529
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,680
He's like you guys should stream
it. 

530
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,960
I feel like something like this.
It should be something good 

531
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,080
streamed and I'm like, I don't 
know how like I know how to set 

532
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,240
it up. 
I don't know how to make it like

533
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,800
entertaining and stuff like 
that. 

534
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,600
I'm. 
I'm good with that. 

535
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,320
Honestly, it's not a bad idea. 
I was kind of wanting to stream 

536
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,000
like some of the stuff we did on
the trip, so I mean. 

537
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,680
Yeah. 
So is that is that switchable? 

538
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,320
Yeah, we could do it on Twitch. 
It'd be easy enough cuz I mean, 

539
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,440
you're still, we're playing a 
game, it's just not a video 

540
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,080
game, right? 
Right, Yeah, no, there there's 

541
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,560
literally a category where 
people just had their webcam as 

542
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,640
like the stream and they just 
talk, they just talk to chat. 

543
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,880
That's. 
Like on Twitch, I didn't. 

544
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,720
I didn't think that is. 
Like literally either the most 

545
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,800
or the second most popular 
category. 

546
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800
Kidding. 
Maybe we should try that. 

547
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,760
Yeah, yeah. 
So I'm. 

548
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,600
Down for it. 
I I know. 

549
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,160
Yeah, Sorry. 
I'm sorry, buddy. 

550
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,800
You're down for it. 
Yeah. 

551
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,840
I I think it's, it's a smart 
idea, so. 

552
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,040
It might not be a bad one. 
I just the only thing is I know 

553
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,920
that like nobody can like take 
their shirts off or anything, 

554
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,360
you know, because twitch is you 
know. 

555
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,640
That's not true. 
Yeah, If there's a, that's not 

556
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,880
true. 
That's not true. 

557
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,920
It's not. 
If there is a, If there is. 

558
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,560
A. 
There is a That's not true. 

559
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,240
Well, I didn't do that again. 
There is a there is a 

560
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,400
stipulation where you can hide 
your shirt off if there is like 

561
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,400
a pool visible in your 
background. 

562
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,280
Yeah, there has to be a body. 
Oh, you kidding me? 

563
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,200
Oh my soul. 
Here's what we do. 

564
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,360
Here's what we. 
Do. 

565
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,960
Oh my goodness. 
By an inflatable pool. 

566
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,040
Yeah. 
They do. 

567
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,000
Kitty One. 
Yeah, that's. 

568
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,600
What they do, they just have it 
sitting back. 

569
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,680
There. 
Oh my goodness, Alex. 

570
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,240
We'll have an Alex. 
Completely naked. 

571
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:19,600
No, I guess and we'll just. 
Put like a couple of bottles of 

572
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,040
water in there and then like a 
bunch of Dawn dish soap. 

573
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,200
Oh my goodness. 
A bubble, even. 

574
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,440
Better and then and then we'll 
take a break when we're like in 

575
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,480
the combat, like when it comes 
to his turn, it's like all 

576
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,640
right, break. 
And then you go back to the pool

577
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:37,080
and you slather up baby. 
And then the more, the more tips

578
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:42,200
we get on in our chat donating, 
yeah, the more spicier it gets. 

579
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,320
The more donations we get, the 
more the more soap bubbles he 

580
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,040
takes off of. 
Oh my goodness, then it's 

581
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,800
possible. 
Then we would have a very high 

582
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,120
moment. 
If that, if that is the case, we

583
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:56,120
would have to use my Twitch 
because I'm actually affiliated 

584
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,880
where I can get donations and 
Subs and stuff like that. 

585
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,360
That's. 
Right. 

586
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,400
Nice. 
Yeah. 

587
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,440
Like viewers and yeah, like so 
I. 

588
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,720
Don't know what do you want us 
to have your switch like that or

589
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,160
your twitch? 
It's I don't care. 

590
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:18,840
It's in order to get affiliate, 
you have to you have to have 50 

591
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:23,880
followers, You have to have an 
average of three for a single 

592
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,200
stream. 
You have to have an average of 

593
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,360
three viewers throughout the 
entire thing. 

594
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,560
And you have to stream I think 
it's seven times within 30 days 

595
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,920
for a total of like 12 hours or 
something like that. 

596
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,280
And. 
Boy, that's more than once a 

597
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,720
week, though. 
It is, yeah. 

598
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,680
Yeah, it would be, but. 
There's a feature in YouTube. 

599
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,160
So if we wanted to do something 
like that, we, it's, it's 

600
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,000
possible, right? 
I mean, we could like one person

601
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,520
could take like streaming for a 
day, like Wednesdays are always 

602
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,640
like my day. 
And so we could, or we could 

603
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,320
just record like a stockpile and
like have that, couldn't we? 

604
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,440
I. 
Don't know if that counts. 

605
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,360
That's it. 
I don't. 

606
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,600
Want this either? 
Oh, stock, no. 

607
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,360
So it has to be on different 
days and we're only there for 

608
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,800
five days. 
Yeah, at a maximum, yeah. 

609
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,640
Well, not only that, it does 
take about a month for Twitch to

610
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,640
finally put your account at the 
affiliate, because that's what I

611
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,080
had to. 
I had to wait a month. 

612
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,960
OK. 
So if we were to do that, it 

613
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,800
would have to be on mine or. 
YouTube has a thing where you 

614
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,840
can it connects to discord or 
something, I don't know how. 

615
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,120
Yeah, you're right, it does, 
doesn't it? 

616
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,560
Yeah, I'm looking at that. 
We'd find we'd find more people 

617
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,040
on Twitch. 
Something with YouTube though. 

618
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,920
Really. 
I think so. 

619
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,440
Yeah. 
So then we do both. 

620
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,480
I mean, so like, I was kind of 
shoot, so Sam has told me about 

621
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,680
as we streamed before, like, and
I was shocked how quickly and 

622
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,560
easily he was gaining followers.
He said he had a pretty decent 

623
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,200
following for a while. 
Yeah, yeah. 

624
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,800
Yeah. 
My buddy Skyler, he he he live 

625
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,640
streams all the time. 
I think he started out within 

626
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,520
the first like 5 months he had 
like he made affiliate and he's 

627
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,120
just like he was just playing 
like random stuff, whatever was 

628
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,680
popular at the at the time. 
And then now he's just like, I 

629
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,920
think he he gets like not not a 
lot, but he makes a couple 100 

630
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,360
bucks a month and. 
Wow. 

631
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,400
Just. 
Wow. 

632
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,200
Works is just. 
Playing video games? 

633
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,120
Yeah, pretty cool. 
So he'll get off a get off a 12 

634
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,920
hour shift at Cargill and he'll 
come home and stream for a 

635
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,960
couple hours and go to bed. 
That's how you do it. 

636
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,640
I thought about doing that as 
haggis with VR at I don't know. 

637
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,480
I don't know if I could stream 
well, not necessarily streaming,

638
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,720
I was going to YouTube, but. 
I'm sorry, what? 

639
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,920
Yeah, I was going to I was going
to play Haggis to Haggis's voice

640
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,520
while playing different VR games
and just. 

641
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,120
Being haggis, I think. 
I think you should be AV tuber 

642
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,440
then. 
AV. 

643
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,120
Tuber. 
Yeah, yeah. 

644
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,720
Get his little icon in the 
corner. 

645
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,040
Yeah, I'm bringing my 
PlayStation VR2 and I've got the

646
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,520
Arizona Sunshine remake. 
Oh nice. 

647
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,800
So you could you could do haggis
on that. 

648
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,200
Yeah, yeah, sure. 
Like, you know, like I've got a,

649
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,160
a Honda mansion one that would 
be really fun. 

650
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,560
You know, get his reaction to 
getting scared. 

651
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,840
I'm trying. 
To say there's a bot for TikTok 

652
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,760
live. 
Theoretically I could bring my 

653
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,720
whole PC, but that means that I 
would have to tear it all down 

654
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,640
like my entire setup to bring. 
It seems like that'd be a lot of

655
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,200
work. 
Yeah, it's easy taking it apart,

656
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,680
but it's it's it's more time 
consuming putting it all 

657
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,760
together. 
We could try the YouTube thing, 

658
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,120
I've got no problem with it. 
OK, well, we could do it. 

659
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:37,880
We could do it all, Yeah, like 
one one guy's or like streaming 

660
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,840
the YouTube channel from them 
and then another one of us is 

661
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,040
streaming to Twitch. 
Well. 

662
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,880
Cuz like, yeah, I'm bringing my 
laptop and it's that's got the 

663
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,720
webcam built into it. 
Yeah. 

664
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,960
And then I mean, if we're, we've
got a bunch of other stuff, I 

665
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,280
mean. 
I'm bringing my PC obviously 

666
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,880
mini. 
My Playstation's linked up 

667
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,680
directly to the discord so if we
wanted to stream something off 

668
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,600
that we could. 
Yeah. 

669
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:06,840
So my Xbox, so I mean. 
It's an idea. 

670
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,520
It's possible. 
I'm sourcing locations for all 

671
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,840
the movies so currently 
Tombstones on Hulu. 

672
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,200
Scary. 
Movies. 

673
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:19,160
Scary movies on Peacock. 
Are all of them on Peacock? 

674
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,280
No, just the first one, which is
weird, but that is. 

675
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,960
That is weird. 
It's there's a lot of them like 

676
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,160
that. 
I I haven't I haven't checked 

677
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,480
paramount. 
I'll take Paramount next but I 

678
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:35,880
know that haunted house who I 
believe is on Peacock as well so

679
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,520
I got to find the first one on 
that but. 

680
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:42,840
I I have some on also purchased 
on my I have like 250 some 

681
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,280
movies on my voodoo account but 
well now it's Van Dagon home. 

682
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:51,800
I mean theoretically you could 
just rent them all on Amazon but

683
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,800
it's it's like $4.00 per movie 
rent. 

684
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,760
Yeah. 
Yeah, we could on some of them. 

685
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:57,480
Sure. 
I have. 

686
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,960
I have both. 
I have airplane. 

687
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,600
I have airplane and airplane 
too. 

688
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,760
Yeah. 
I have Anchorman 1 and 2 

689
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:07,280
Anchorman. 
'S a good one. 

690
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,800
We watch those. 
Loud. 

691
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,720
Noises. 
I have better off Dead, if any 

692
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,600
of you have seen that. 
That's an 80s movie with John 

693
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,080
Cusack. 
It's a real funny movie. 

694
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,520
Big Stan. 
Yeah, Cusack. 

695
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,200
Yeah, Big Stan's funny. 
I have quite a few. 

696
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,520
So I mean, we've, we've, I've 
got that. 

697
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,000
We've I've got like, probably 
about like you, Danny. 

698
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,720
I've got about all the streaming
services so. 

699
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,680
Penis. 
Penis I I don't think that's 

700
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,160
going to be hard. 
No, we'll we'll find something 

701
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,280
to watch it. 
Will. 

702
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,640
Be. 
Yeah, dodgeball. 

703
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,320
I've got dodgeball. 
Nice, nice, the penis in my 

704
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,320
butt. 
So I, I swear, aye, Joey does 

705
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,920
that on purpose now. 
I think so, yeah. 

706
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,480
What? 
Nothing. 

707
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,160
It's fine. 
It's. 

708
00:33:54,560 --> 00:34:00,560
So Alex is proficient in right 
the seafaring ways, let's say 

709
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,680
so. 
He's proficient in the seafaring

710
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,960
ways. 
Yeah, yeah. 

711
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,560
So on the trip he can, you know,
do a little piracy. 

712
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,679
Boating yo gotcha gotcha gotcha 
gotcha. 

713
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,880
OK let me ask this. 
Has everyone seen the movie 

714
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,760
Idiocracy? 
I haven't seen that, that we 

715
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,520
need to watch that. 
I suggest we watch that because 

716
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,840
I fully believe that's a movie 
that every American should watch

717
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:32,480
at least once to see where our 
to see where, not just our 

718
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,000
country, although it is our 
country, but to see where the 

719
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,560
the entire world is drifting 
towards. 

720
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,199
And we're all headed there. 
It's what plants grave. 

721
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:45,159
Right, my name's Macho. 
Camacho. 

722
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,360
Mountain Dew dorito burrito. 
What doesn't? 

723
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,239
Like the president have like a 
huge gold chain on him. 

724
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,719
Yes. 
And he yeah, all those. 

725
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,440
Cabinet members carry like their
seals like. 

726
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,120
Yeah, Is he a game one? 
Star too, I. 

727
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,800
Don't know, I don't think he 
was, but he, he shoots, I think 

728
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,360
he shoots an AK47 all the time. 
Yeah. 

729
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,080
Or at one point he does. 
Yeah. 

730
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaking of AK, because of that 
movie. 

731
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,240
Just won't let you know. 
You want what? 

732
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:19,840
Yeah. 
Crocs. 

733
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,440
Yeah, Yep, we're. 
Doing because of that movie. 

734
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaking of AKS, a very old, I 
shouldn't say old, but a very OG

735
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,200
YouTube channel posted their 
last video this past week. 

736
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,600
Demolition Ranch. 
Demolition Ranch. 

737
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,600
Did they really? 
Yeah. 

738
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,280
He's done. 
He's done. 

739
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,240
He's done. 
Between the divorce and 

740
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,120
everything else did. 
He really? 

741
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,360
Oh, that's too bad. 
That's the, that's the, I can't 

742
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,160
remember his name, but that's 
the older fella, right? 

743
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,840
No, that's Haycock 45 you're 
talking. 

744
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,000
About That's who I'm thinking 
of. 

745
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,240
Yep, Yep, Yep. 
That's too bad though. 

746
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,320
I was just talking about today. 
Crazy Russian hacker. 

747
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,640
I actually I like his stuff. 
I've I've watched quite a bit of

748
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,440
his stuff. 
Oh, what was that? 

749
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,840
There was another YouTube 
channel like Demolition Ranch 

750
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,240
but it was like this Russian guy
FPS. 

751
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,760
Russia. 
FPS Russia. 

752
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:14,280
Yeah, I I remember he wasn't. 
He was just playing Russian. 

753
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,040
He's like just a guy from Texas,
I think. 

754
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:22,560
Nice, well I, I I remember when 
he didn't like post for like a 

755
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,680
few years because he was being 
investigated. 

756
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,000
Because his best friend got 
murdered. 

757
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,600
Yeah. 
And they were, they were 

758
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:34,040
investigating him. 
Oh no, dying boy. 

759
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:39,480
Wow, wow, wow. 
I hope the people sorry I'm a oh

760
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:44,680
a how to basic kind of guy. 
So that's how I learned how to 

761
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,120
make the burgers I'm making for 
the trip. 

762
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,160
Awesome. 
Really. 

763
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,600
A whole bunch of eggs and like a
dead chicken. 

764
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,440
What and milk? 
You've. 

765
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,720
Never seen a how to basic video.
Look it up, OK. 

766
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,360
So it's going to have eggs, it's
going to have the meat, it's 

767
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,480
going to have the bread, it's 
going to have cheese. 

768
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:07,360
And then he starts getting more 
adventurous where he has a dead 

769
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:15,880
chicken, a small something, he 
has a Smash TV milk. 

770
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,760
Yep, milk's a pretty popular 
one. 

771
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,440
More milk a fish and then he'll 
like fondle the mouth of that 

772
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:30,520
fish. 
So, cheddar, you gave a puky 

773
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,640
face in response to asking if 
Oh. 

774
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,080
Yeah. 
Grilled cheese and and tomato 

775
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,680
roasted tomato soup. 
Is it roasted tomato soup that 

776
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,920
you were grossed out at? 
No grilled cheese. 

777
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,160
Really. 
This is cheese and braid. 

778
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,600
You don't like? 
So you don't like grilled 

779
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,680
cheese? 
Is it a texture thing? 

780
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,960
Oh I love Mayo on it. 
Bad memories thing there. 

781
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,240
You go. 
I have. 

782
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,160
A Memories. 
Thing. 

783
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,480
OK, well I'm sorry I brought up 
bad memories for you. 

784
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,840
What's that? 
It's just that my my mom used to

785
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:08,400
make it all the time and she 
made it absolutely horrible when

786
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,720
we pretty much didn't have money
and it was. 

787
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,920
Awful. 
So I can understand that. 

788
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,240
I saw a thing. 
It was like most grilled cheese 

789
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:20,520
is burning one side and 
fearfully under cooking the 

790
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,440
other side. 
Well, and now, and now they're. 

791
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,760
Making grilled cheese. 
Now there's people that do it 

792
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,680
differently where they throw it 
down and make a cheese skirt and

793
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,400
then just fold up the bread and 
that I first, I think that's 

794
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,080
kind of silly. 
If I was going to do that, 

795
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,840
there'd be something inside that
bread also. 

796
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,480
But yeah, that's just me. 
But I get that though. 

797
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,600
Cheddar and you're fine. 
That's fine, I hate tuna 

798
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,680
casserole and any kind of tuna 
so. 

799
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,800
We did. 
We did do a lot of tuna 

800
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,880
casserole. 
I'm sorry, huge, huge topic. 

801
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,440
Huge topic change. 
Did you guys watch the switch to

802
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,520
direct, Nintendo Direct? 
Yes, I'm calling for a for an 

803
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,360
international boycott on 
Nintendo right now. 

804
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,480
OK, why? 
They're consoles. 

805
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,480
So it's, you know, it's fine. 
They're they're a little bit 

806
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,800
lacking on the years. 
It's been like that for years, 

807
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,600
$450. 
That's fine. 

808
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,480
That's fine. 
They have a lot of upgrades on 

809
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,280
it, and the upgrades on it are 
cool. 

810
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,360
The magnetic controllers. 
That's awesome. 

811
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,680
Yeah. 
Until they don't work. 80 dollar

812
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,600
$90.00 games though. 
Yeah, I'm, I am not upset about 

813
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,120
that. 
I'm not a fan look. 

814
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,000
Back to the early 90s. 
That's all I got to say. 

815
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,120
Yeah, How expensive they were. 
Yeah, I, I don't, I'm not going 

816
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,960
to boycott it. 
I'm a little upset about it. 

817
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,720
But Metroid Prime 4, I mean, I'm
sorry. 

818
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,640
I'm a slave to it. 
I'll have. 

819
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,600
I'll have to get it. 
I almost never buy a game at 

820
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,960
full price. 
I always usually always wait for

821
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,000
sales. 
I just don't want 80 to $90.00 

822
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,720
to become the new normal for 
games that they just don't 

823
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,080
complete. 
I mean. 

824
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,560
Wait till GTA. 
Is Nintendo Nintendo normally 

825
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,680
$20? 
Nintendo normally does not do 

826
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,400
that Normally. 
I mean, there's DLCS and stuff 

827
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,160
that you can get, but they're 
not. 

828
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,760
It doesn't like you don't have 
to have it in order to to make 

829
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,040
the game. 
Generally, yeah. 

830
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,840
Well. 
Usually better than that. 

831
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,760
Well it's wack because they 
never go down in value and 

832
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,120
almost never have sales. 
For Nintendo games, yeah, they. 

833
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,760
Which I always wait for sales 
but like Super Smash Brothers, 

834
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,920
the Ultimate is a game that's 
what like 8 years old? 

835
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,960
Yeah, all too basic. 
Full price, never going. 

836
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,320
Out of make Sorry I'm I'm 
watching I'm. 

837
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,960
Making the famous McDonald's. 
Cheeseburgers is. 

838
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,280
Actually incredibly easy. 
All you need. 

839
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,440
That's what it means. 
You want to watch them have the 

840
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,800
the cheeseburgers I'm going to 
make. 

841
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,880
It's in meat. 
It's OK. 

842
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,160
Diced onion? 
Gotcha. 

843
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,320
American mustard. 
Pickles. 

844
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,920
It always starts off like this, 
it's so serene and cathartic and

845
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,640
then it just goes to. 
Shit, yeah, it really is in a. 

846
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:01,120
Large mixing bowl add 500 grams 
of ground beef, add salt and 

847
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,720
ground black. 
Pepper, this is. 

848
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,760
This is the longest. 
What's going on? 

849
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,840
It's it's a good blocker under. 
Some baking paper using a 

850
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,840
spatula, press down. 
Flat until it's about. 

851
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,400
One inch thick. 
I think it's more like 1/2 inch 

852
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,160
thick for McDonald's steps. 
To cooking. 

853
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,120
The cheeseburger place What? 
Do you mean that's 1/4 inch? 

854
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,360
Right. 
And heat. 

855
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,240
I mean, I was being generous. 
Cheeseburger Patty Cook for 60 

856
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,440
seconds, then. 
Flip. 

857
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,160
Oh, here we go, all the water. 
Add butter. 

858
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,880
In the butter. 
Add butter, add butter, add 

859
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,360
butter. 
All my soul. 

860
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,640
Add an impose. 
That's the devil. 

861
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,160
It's all we're going. 
That's right. 

862
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,280
That's about how much salt they 
use in. 

863
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,320
Them Oh my God, once. 
The cheeseburger Patty is cold 

864
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,560
to remove from heat. 
This is the new. 

865
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,440
Genre of how to basic cut your. 
Burger bun in half place down 

866
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:58,240
that Patty add cracked black 
pepper, salt, American mustard, 

867
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,920
ketchup, diced onion. 
Pickles. 

868
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,680
Oh, there we go, Pickles. 
Pickles, Pickles, Pickles, 

869
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,840
Pickles. 
Oh my goodness, that's how your 

870
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,600
mom would like her cheeseburger,
Danny. 

871
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:16,800
I know that's delicious. 
I. 

872
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,840
Forgot. 
Oh God, the ASMR chewing. 

873
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,600
Right. 
What the devil? 

874
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,320
American cheese? 
Onion. 

875
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,560
Oh my goodness. 
Eating the crap out of it. 

876
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,840
My CDO is going crazy. 
Oh, I can't take that. 

877
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,280
Yeah. 
All right, I'm. 

878
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,200
I'm shutting the video off you. 
Ground it with it in the shoes. 

879
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:47,440
What's wrong with that? 
Mix with your hamburger mixture.

880
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,000
OK, so that doesn't bother me, 
the mess that they just made. 

881
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,480
The mess that they made bothers 
me. 

882
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,480
OK, now that actually might be 
good. 

883
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,240
Place it out of the bottom 
burger. 

884
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,880
Box. 
Wait, no cook it, No cook. 

885
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,160
Identical. 
To. 

886
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,200
A McDonald's cheeseburger. 
He didn't cook it. 

887
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,640
You know what's? 
Funny, he says it looks 

888
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,840
identical to a McDonald's 
cheeseburger. 

889
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:17,480
And he's actually right. 
Yeah, he's actually kind of 

890
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,720
right. 
Yeah, this. 

891
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:23,720
The salt was probably right. 
That was a lot of salt. 

892
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,920
That was good. 
Pickle. 

893
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,240
Thanks for posting that. 
Pickles. 

894
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,240
Pickles you just see the more OG
where he is more unhinged. 

895
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,800
I'm probably going to have 
nightmares about that mess that 

896
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,200
they were making, just to be 
honest. 

897
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,120
They're all like that so. 
Yeah. 

898
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,520
They are all like that. 
All right, well, I'm done with 

899
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,720
that. 
Used to post weekly too. 

900
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,720
How to save a drowning child. 
Yeah. 

901
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,200
Oh. 
Stick child in dryer. 

902
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,880
That doesn't sound like that 
would be good at all then. 

903
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,640
Well, you have to make sure 
they're alive somehow, right? 

904
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,240
Yeah, I mean, I remember the 
Renaissance set the OR not 

905
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,280
Renaissance. 
It was more like a the old age 

906
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:07,200
of YouTube where every channel, 
if you if they didn't do 

907
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,400
anything disgusting, it wasn't 
gonna get anywhere. 

908
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,920
Like they're used to these guys.
2000s humor. 

909
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:16,200
Yeah, yeah. 
So there was this guy named Max 

910
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,600
Mofo. 
He yeah, from Australia. 

911
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:23,880
And I remember this one video 
that he had and his videos are 

912
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:28,560
like all about doing disgusting 
stuff or just doing like really 

913
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:31,920
stupid things. 
But one of them stood out to me 

914
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,440
for some reason. 
And it was a collaboration with 

915
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:40,040
how to basic and it was run a 
mile on a treadmill after 

916
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,200
drinking like 3 cartoons of 
eggnog. 

917
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,600
And as he was like running, he 
was like puking the entire time,

918
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,720
getting pelted with like eggs 
and fish. 

919
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,480
Jeez. 
Oh. 

920
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,040
Jeez, there's a there's a really
good one that's just like that, 

921
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:01,520
but it's a it's Max Mofo. 
It's how to basic, it's filthy 

922
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,040
Frank and gosh, who else was it?
Who's that guy that's like, I'm 

923
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:11,080
gay? 
Oh, Doves Bee dubs. 

924
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,240
Dubs, idubs. 
Idubs. 

925
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:14,800
Yes. 
Yeah. 

926
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,920
So it's it's all of them. 
And they, they did this thing 

927
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,560
where they like shaved, they, 
they all shaved their heads bald

928
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,160
and then they threw it into like
a cake batter and like made the 

929
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,480
cake. 
And then they all sat around 

930
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,080
eating the cake and none of them
could obviously stomach it 

931
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,480
because there's just a ton of 
hair in it. 

932
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,720
And so they're all just throwing
up all over the place trying to 

933
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:40,400
eat the cake still. 
Oh wow, oh wow, How to basics 

934
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,280
pelting them with eggs and like 
throwing toasters at them and. 

935
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:50,880
I remember in that eggnog mile 
one that he did he threw a whole

936
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,360
ass TV at Max Mofo while he was 
running. 

937
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,360
Because they they did one where 
it was like. 

938
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,640
Oh. 
Well, it was like their form of 

939
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,120
the Bachelor or something like 
that. 

940
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,360
And so Max Mofo dressed up like 
Princess Peach and was like at 

941
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,560
the end of this, the end of this
stretch and they all had to 

942
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,800
compete to try and get to her 
the fastest. 

943
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:17,080
It's they're like they put oil 
on like this tarp and then they 

944
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,280
like, they were pelting them 
with like, like glass wine 

945
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:24,120
bottles and stuff and like they 
were trying to hurt them. 

946
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,400
And it was just absolutely 
hilarious. 

947
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,880
Mr. Masters. 
Well, you know. 

948
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,600
How I'm going to fix my toilet. 
Oh my, how did you know that 

949
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,000
that was the one I was on? 
Because that's when I sent. 

950
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,760
Oh, I didn't realize you did. 
So I got on the YouTube page and

951
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,240
I was on how to fix a leaking 
toilet and you knew you said 

952
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:46,640
that. 
I didn't even see that in memes.

953
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,440
I had no idea. 
That's entirely free. 

954
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,440
I. 
Got the face and. 

955
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:55,120
Then you got the face. 
That's so fast. 

956
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,960
I'm watching this and I'm like, 
I wasn't. 

957
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,640
I wasn't fast with it. 
He literally held that face for 

958
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,800
like 10 seconds. 
Yeah, because I just because 

959
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,800
they just throwing like I swear 
they're, they're not throwing 

960
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,600
those eggs. 
They have to be launched and I'm

961
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,560
out of something. 
Holy cow. 

962
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,840
Fixing a toilet. 
Eggs, right? 

963
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:21,120
He's the reason why eggs are 
like 5 bucks for a dozen. 

964
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,680
Right, let me. 
Tell you about prices on stuff. 

965
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,680
OK, let me tell you about this. 
That's me. 

966
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:26,960
All right. 
So. 

967
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,360
Picture this, I get off work OK,
been busting my butt all day 

968
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,760
since. 
You click Joe Biden. 

969
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,960
A really nice one. 
Since 3:30 in the morning. 

970
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,760
OK, OK, Pick up my kids. 
Pick up my kids at 3:15 at 

971
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,400
school. 
OK, guys, I'm too tired. 

972
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,080
I'm. 
I'm not. 

973
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,000
I'm not making dinner tonight. 
What do you want? 

974
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,880
And they say, oh, we want, we 
want KFC to. 

975
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,360
Say, Oh yeah, we're. 
Going to have KFC, that's fine. 

976
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,840
Sounds good, I was talking. 
To tenders and some mashed 

977
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,280
potatoes and some Mac and 
cheese. 

978
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,360
You know we're going to we're 
going to do this thing up so I 

979
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,800
pull in the drive through and 
it's you know it's 4 Dodge. 

980
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,720
So it's the KFC Taco Bell. 
Oh yeah, I'm sitting there and I

981
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:07,800
got somebody in line in front of
me and I'm looking and I'm 

982
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,880
trying to find the bucket of 
chicken like the family meal 

983
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,600
deal. 
Not back in the day, yeah. 

984
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,480
Remember, this was like 6-7 
years ago I'm talking about. 

985
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:21,080
But Morgan and I used to be able
to pay $20.00 for a bucket of 

986
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,280
chicken and like three sides. 
Yeah. 

987
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,680
And it was like 8 pieces of 
chicken, 10 pieces of chicken or

988
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,000
something like that. 
Yeah, 20 bucks. 

989
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:34,800
I'm looking at this price. 
It's $52 a piece chicken tender 

990
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:40,240
bucket or $5 a piece. 
Good. 

991
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,840
Guys. 
Dad's not spending. 50. 

992
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,760
Dollars Dad's not spending $50 
on a bucket of chicken. 

993
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,600
OK, that's not what. 
I mean. 

994
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,200
Your picture is pictures. 
Yeah, it's fair. 

995
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:55,400
Culver's where it's cheaper. 
Yeah, Culver's. 

996
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,840
That doesn't sense. 
It didn't used to be that way. 

997
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,000
Culver's cheaper than KFC. 
How did Wisconsin get? 

998
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,840
Cheaper has never been the 
cheapest. 

999
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,160
Like never. 
I spent 20. $5 for myself and my

1000
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,000
two kids at cold. 
Yeah, half the price. 

1001
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,080
Half the price. 
Yeah, or there's lomitas. 

1002
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,600
Like fucking a chicken. 
You don't get any drinks or 

1003
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,240
anything, do you? 
No. 

1004
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,520
It's no. 
No, it's like $3 a drink. 

1005
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,760
Those are probably $6. 
So the reason why it is $50 is 

1006
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,080
because you're ordering a bucket
that automatically adds $20.00 

1007
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,120
to the final price. 
That's silly. 

1008
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,880
That's. 
Stupid 20 old dollars. 

1009
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,120
I can use the bucket again. 
I'm never going to touch it 

1010
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:35,920
again. 
I mean, I could go to bomb 

1011
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,560
guards and and imagine the 
number of chickens I had chicks 

1012
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,120
I could buy for $50. 
I'm. 

1013
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,480
Going to get a bucket there and 
provide. 

1014
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,000
I got a bucket of chicken for 
$50. 

1015
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,040
That's why I'm going. 
I got to raise them, that's all.

1016
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,160
Just I got to get a bucket of 
feed to go, but I'm going to 

1017
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,480
have some chicken in about 6 
months, man. 

1018
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,800
No, it's not that long. 
I think it's six weeks. 

1019
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,240
I am. 
Six weeks. 

1020
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:00,880
And the only thing. 
About this is. 

1021
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,240
That Michaela. 
Like my wife is gonna. 

1022
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,720
Pop is better than that. 
Wing stops never been cheaper 

1023
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:10,120
Chicken. 
They're nice chicken pizza. 

1024
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,120
Stops amazing I'll. 
Pay. 

1025
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:16,600
Yeah, they taste great and I'll 
pay 36 to $40.00, but Michaela 

1026
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:22,240
and I will get 25 to 30 and we 
do tenders and Nuggets. 

1027
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:24,200
Boneless wings we don't do. 
So. 

1028
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,440
Yeah, we get it's a good price. 
You get 4 different, you get a 

1029
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,120
side of fries that comes with it
and their fries are pretty good.

1030
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,440
You get the most massive bucket 
of ranch dressing with it, and 

1031
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,280
their ranch is. 
The Parmesan garlic. 

1032
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:45,480
Yeah, it's so good, $50.00 and 
KFC. 

1033
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,240
Let's be honest, last time I 
went to KFCI, pulled the chicken

1034
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:53,600
out of that bag and I was like, 
did something eat this first? 

1035
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,280
There was. 
No chicken there, I think. 

1036
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,920
Yeah, I think KFC is on its way 
into bankruptcy, honestly. 

1037
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,000
I hope it is. 
I hope. 

1038
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,360
It was the way that they're 
looking. 

1039
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,760
With all the rats that fall into
their deep fryers. 

1040
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,680
Yeah, yeah. 
For chicken or KFC or Buffalo 

1041
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,280
Wild Wings. 
What was the first name? 

1042
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,840
Now, now, Chick-fil-A. 
That's AKFC. 

1043
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,280
Beat up should have been 
cheaper. 

1044
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,280
Buffalo Wild Wings or 
Chick-fil-A? 

1045
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,640
Which Chick-fil-A? 
Cheaper and yeah. 

1046
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,760
Chick-fil-A is all right. 
Chick-fil-A is good. 

1047
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,560
I prefer Chick-fil-A chicken at.
Least here is hot garbage. 

1048
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,760
It's not good there dude. 
They ruined me on Buffalo Wild 

1049
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,360
Wings forever and I've been to 
better ones after that OR. 

1050
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,120
Else hey, what about Jmar? 
That's why I go to Wingstop. 

1051
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,440
Jmar that's. 
Why I go to Wingstop, I can't do

1052
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,160
Buffalo Wild Wings not. 
That jigging boy. 

1053
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,280
Jmar is good but. 
It's a good one. 

1054
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,200
I got that jiggle. 
It's been really Dang it. 

1055
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:50,640
It's. 
Terrible. 

1056
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,480
Yeah, see. 
So here's what I do. 

1057
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,120
I'll just go to quick. 
Trip AFC get to be that most 

1058
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,200
expensive. 
Even even quick trip is pretty 

1059
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,480
good and like if you you can 
catch, you can catch their their

1060
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,080
tenders on special for like it's
three. 

1061
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:07,320
I can't I I can finish all three
of those tenders, but I am so 

1062
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,520
full. 
I'm about ready to bust and 

1063
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,120
you're talking 599. 
I'm. 

1064
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,760
Going to clip that I. 
Want to watch you bust my belly?

1065
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,040
Oh Dang it, I did it again. 
I get it on my belly. 

1066
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,280
Too, I'm about I'm about to bust
I'm. 

1067
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,080
About to bust? 
Alex is wearing swim shorts. 

1068
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,760
Is that a kilt you're wearing? 
They're they're not, they're not

1069
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,040
swim shorts. 
They're oh, they're not. 

1070
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,520
Buy the Sailor Man gym shorts. 
Underwear. 

1071
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,240
Underwear. 
Really baggy boxing. 

1072
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,760
My my boxers always go below my 
knees. 

1073
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,200
I have this thing about showing 
my thighs even when I'm Naked. 

1074
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,960
Really. 
I've seen your thoughts. 

1075
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,560
While you were not here, we 
decided that we were going to 

1076
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:50,880
stream on Twitch on a guy strip.
That. 

1077
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,280
You are going to be in the 
inflatable pool that we buy and 

1078
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,560
we're going to cover you in 
bottled water and Dawn dish 

1079
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,520
soap. 
He looks like he might be down. 

1080
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,680
He's. 
Thinking about. 

1081
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:07,880
It he's thinking about it. 
The revenue talks. 

1082
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,640
Yourself for life, thinking 
about it, you have. 

1083
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,280
To say this I mean. 
More of us than one of you, so. 

1084
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,920
You can keep your underwear on. 
For now. 

1085
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,560
You. 
Just can't see it. 

1086
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,400
We've got to cover me in so they
can't tell that I'm wearing 

1087
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,680
there's so. 
Many, yeah. 

1088
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:28,880
Strategic strategically placed 
suds like in Dexters laboratory.

1089
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,920
Right, right, right. 
Or just A1 single leaf. 

1090
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,000
We'll. 
Say. 

1091
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,720
Why they did that, right? 
They didn't do it to be kid 

1092
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,840
friendly. 
They didn't do it to be kid 

1093
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,120
friendly. 
They did it because they knew 

1094
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,880
that if somebody was, they would
be judged on the size of the 

1095
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,680
private part that they put on. 
If it was so big, they're like, 

1096
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:59,120
oh, oh, somebody's compensating.
If it was so small, but oh, 

1097
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,160
you're weird. 
Well, that's why. 

1098
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,480
I want to watch you wrestle 
cheddar while you're covering 

1099
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,600
Dawn dish soap. 
Bucket nude. 

1100
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,400
Damn boy that's a lag. 
That's a leg we're. 

1101
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,440
Going to cover ourselves in 
butter. 

1102
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:18,560
Butter and. 
Salt Pickles, Pickles. 

1103
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,080
Pickles. 
And then Joey and Danny are 

1104
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,240
going to pelt eggs at us while 
we rustle. 

1105
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,280
Oh man, we're not getting that 
cleaning deposit back, are we? 

1106
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,800
Dang. 
It we'll hard boil a dozen and 

1107
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,440
then we'll have a raw dozen and 
you have to guess which one is 

1108
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:38,680
it. 
We'll. 

1109
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,680
Truck it at you, but wait before
or after you Chuck it before. 

1110
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,600
After we call it in the air. 
During. 

1111
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,080
You. 
Know we. 

1112
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,560
Call it in the air. 
Jokes on. 

1113
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,640
Call it in the air. 
These are too fast. 

1114
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,680
We need all the boiled ones so 
they're all raw. 

1115
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,680
That's. 
Why? 

1116
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,080
I like it? 
Oh no. 

1117
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,320
There was a miscommunication. 
I like my eggs like I like my 

1118
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,040
podcasts raw and unfiltered. 
That's. 

1119
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,080
Right, it's good for your hair. 
I got something else that's good

1120
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,520
for your. 
Hair, egg and egg and egg. 

1121
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,280
Conditioner. 
Baloney. 

1122
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,240
All right. 
Yeah, that's about it. 

1123
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,600
So we're ready. 
I'm sexually. 

1124
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,200
Attractive. 
Attracted to you? 

1125
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,480
Tease. 
Oh, that's a good picture, Joe. 

1126
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,560
Joe, that's a good picture. 
I love that. 

1127
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,200
That is a very good picture, 
yeah. 

1128
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,920
Good picture. 
Bob has great faces. 

1129
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,400
He's. 
Got oh man. 

1130
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,320
I'm gonna put that one on my 
wall. 

1131
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:49,040
That my blow up doll. 
Daddy, why does his cock have 

1132
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,600
his mouth open? 
Right there, right? 

1133
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,800
Above the old glorial. 
Are we posting? 

1134
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,120
Is that an art or what? 
Memes. 

1135
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,840
Yeah. 
Memes, although it is a work of 

1136
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,600
art. 
It is a work of art. 

1137
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,200
It is truly is. 
It took 50 years to sculpt this 

1138
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,840
Dang, and it still isn't done. 
Dang boy. 

1139
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,000
It's not done yet. 
It ain't finished. 

1140
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,240
A lot say it is. 
That's the face he made when he 

1141
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,760
saw Paw and Dollar coming to him
on the sea. 

1142
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,680
Baller Dollar. 
He saw Paul was a black man 

1143
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:29,480
that's. 
The face when Dollar said I'm 

1144
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,760
proud of you, boy. 
You boy. 

1145
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,360
Thank you, Dollar. 
Dollar. 

1146
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:43,160
Classic, classic. 
Alex, what do you think of 

1147
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:47,760
pickleball before we end? 
It if that's how you get your 

1148
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,120
exercise, good for you. 
I don't. 

1149
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,080
I don't. 
Know Pickles? 

1150
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,040
Too many balls. 
It's giant. 

1151
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,880
It's giant ping pong. 
It is literally get a ping pong 

1152
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,800
table. 
It's giant ping pong. 

1153
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,840
But I like being in the table if
I was miniature size. 

1154
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,800
Yeah, if you're into it, it can 
be really great exercise for 

1155
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,560
you. 
So do it like get exercise if 

1156
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,640
you're an older person, which a 
lot of people. 

1157
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,600
Are old older. 
People playing it, it's the same

1158
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,640
thing as like, oh, I play 
racquetball. 

1159
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,800
Who Downs? 
I will play. 

1160
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,240
Racquetball. 
Nobody. 

1161
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,360
Sorry, It's the. 
Fastest growing sport in 

1162
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,520
America? 
That's what I said because. 

1163
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,360
We've got nothing else to do 
with our time. 

1164
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,200
We always have played sports as 
a human race, Sir, I just. 

1165
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,120
Think it's interesting? 
How many variations of tennis 

1166
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,600
can we do? 
3. 12 before we all put it under

1167
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,360
the same heading of This is 
essentially tennis. 

1168
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,640
Racquetball is tennis off of the
wall. 

1169
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:45,240
Pickleball is tennis with a 
paddle rather than a racket. 

1170
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,280
And then you got ping pong with.
The table twice the size of 

1171
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,080
pickleball. 
And then you have which instead 

1172
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,120
of a ball, you have a birdie. 
How is that, too? 

1173
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,400
That's kind of like volleyball, 
though. 

1174
00:57:55,640 --> 00:58:00,480
And it's like volleyball, tennis
aside, like if you enjoy, yeah, 

1175
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,680
If you enjoyed pickleball, play 
pickleball. 

1176
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,600
I've never played. 
I'd probably be terrible at it, 

1177
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,640
but I'd I'd play it seems like 
it'd be fun. 

1178
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,400
Like and there's the. 
Paralympics table tennis. 

1179
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,160
What? 
What is that? 

1180
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,040
The special they attached the 
paddle. 

1181
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:18,120
To their to their legs or 
wheeled foreheads and it's. 

1182
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,080
It's quite entertaining to 
watch. 

1183
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,680
You guys ever watched a video 
called IRL Rocket League? 

1184
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,880
Yes, I have. 
No, and why I haven't? 

1185
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,600
It's worth parasite, yeah. 
It's great. 

1186
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,200
I love it. 
You know what's funny? 

1187
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:35,760
You know what's funny? 
The Paralympics TikTok page 

1188
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,880
posts this stuff because they 
think it's funny. 

1189
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,840
Excuse me, That's racist, 
ableist, sexist, sexist, 

1190
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,040
chauvinistic. 
Yeah. 

1191
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,360
Ecumenical. 
What are those words? 

1192
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,160
Capitalistic, Communistic. 
Whatever. 

1193
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:52,920
It's all the. 
It's too many buzzwords. 

1194
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,200
It's all the X, Come on. 
Danny, what do you think of 

1195
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,200
pickleball? 
Would you play it? 

1196
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:58,520
I. 
I would play. 

1197
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,760
It let's play it all right, I'm 
getting a massive, it's right 

1198
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,080
next to me that's got massive 
pickleball chords. 

1199
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,360
So. 
I'm getting a massive. 

1200
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,200
When you when you guys are in 
town next, let's play some 

1201
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,760
pickleball. 
I know I got rackets. 

1202
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,360
Next time you guys are here as 
well, there's a Just up the road

1203
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,520
from where I work, there's a 
pickleball like a. 

1204
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,400
Club a club. 
Yeah. 

1205
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,760
I'll play it today. 
Goodbye, we need to go with Top 

1206
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,160
Golf. 
I'm sure I'll made him up at 

1207
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,240
Danny's right now, OK? 
We're on the way. 

1208
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,240
I got the tickle for the pickle.
I'll. 

1209
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:35,200
Pick the pickle pickle. 
OK, jerking my Gherkin I'm. 

1210
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,920
Joking it you? 
Gotta be pulling on your. 

1211
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,080
Leg I was. 
Gonna do something but it's not 

1212
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,600
accepted in 2025 so. 
It's not kosher, no. 

1213
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,000
But it does have to do with 
Pickles. 

1214
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,280
Too bad Speaking of not kosher. 
The spear. 

1215
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,200
I don't know what words. 
With that but you you fill in 

1216
00:59:55,200 --> 01:00:01,760
the blank. 
What like fear is a healthy fear

1217
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,360
for? 
Fear the spear. 

1218
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,960
Sure. 
Yeah, that's what Alexander the 

1219
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,000
Great was saying to people, I'm 
pretty sure. 

1220
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,440
I leer at your spear. 
No, no. 

1221
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,840
There's another letter though. 
That's pretty close, right? 

1222
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:17,480
Next. 
To PIO ear your spear, yeah. 

1223
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:23,360
It's not OI don't think. 
All right, let's let's start, 

1224
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:24,240
OK. 
All right. 

1225
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,280
Let's start burning burning 
Cousins. 

1226
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,920
Let's play it. 
LMNO near your spear.

