1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,440 The main menu. Podcast presents under the 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,040 table. But first, before we go there, 3 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,560 we're going to stay in the UK because I think is where we left 4 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,080 off last week with the ghost lady. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,720 Yeah. Any word on hot ghost? 6 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:24,320 Babies. Not yet, not yet, but she's 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:28,040 probably been like in a ghost affair or something like that. 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,960 So cheating. So since we were talking about 9 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:38,120 Fortnite, well, apparently the Fortnite addiction, which I 10 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,520 don't know who's addicted to Fortnite. 11 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:45,000 So yeah, has caused 200 divorces in 2018. 12 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,120 Yes. Holy crap. 13 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:47,840 Thank you. It's. 14 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:48,880 For. The I don't. 15 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,560 I don't understand how that's a thing, how someone goes. 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,120 Honey, I don't love you anymore because I love Fortnite 1. 17 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:00,040 That's that's exactly right on the head. 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,239 I in the right. One you did. 4-4 nights of my 19 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,520 life now and. OK, think about this though. 20 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:11,080 How good were those marriages before the Fortnite? 21 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,640 Addiction, and that is they. Weren't good anyway. 22 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,160 I have a video game. Split them up, yeah. 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,200 Yeah, I'm all for. Wedding. 24 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,640 I mean, I understand. I mean you're on the fortnight 25 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,920 all the times. Like sweetheart, get off 26 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,760 fortnight. You can't tell me what to do, 27 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:33,160 and then you find out that her mom just died or something and 28 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,320 that's why she's acting like this. 29 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,960 No, that was the guy talking. But beside that point and just 30 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,200 Fortnite, what do you do into marriages? 31 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,760 Or possibly it's that they didn't want to take the time to 32 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,240 fix what was wrong with their marriage. 33 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,720 They just wanted to play Fortnite. 34 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:49,280 That's the only thing it was really, that's all it was. 35 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,760 So the question is really, what did you get from playing so much 36 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,440 Fortnite? I got a victory Royale, Alex. 37 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,000 That's all I ever wanted in. Life and look at a battle pass 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,720 with a whole lot of new costumes that are useless just entirely. 39 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,680 Yeah, they really are. It's just cosmetics. 40 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:07,880 I don't know if anyone knows yet. 41 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,560 Oh, thanks. Nice, Very nice. 42 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,800 Yeah, I dig it. Yeah, you guys, man. 43 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,440 I just say you guys man logo. Oh, nice. 44 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:22,400 OK, cool. OK, so back in the US of A, 45 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,280 because that's where all great things happen. 46 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,480 Right, America. Yes. 47 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,240 They do. Yes, they do, Daniel. 48 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:32,240 We as we Americans, we love our guns. 49 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,000 We sure do, Daniel. We love Walmart. 50 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,240 That's where I buy all my guns and ammo and food and drink and 51 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,040 diapers. Diapers. 52 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,080 Well, an Arizona man shot himself in the groin this week 53 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,440 at Walmart. No. 54 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,360 Why you didn't? Sure did. 55 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:57,240 It was pretty dumb. He he had his handgun in his 56 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:03,960 waistband without a holster and without the safety clearly, and 57 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:09,160 when he reached for it to adjust it, it, it went off and he shot 58 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:25,560 himself straight in the balls. Right in the. 59 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,520 OK. No one else was injured. 60 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,600 So that's that's good. And. 61 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,120 That's one of the fastest way to bleed bleed out. 62 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,160 Actually, it is. The better news, the better news 63 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,920 is that he can now not reproduce, so that is the good 64 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,640 news. That is good. 65 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,920 Yes, we don't need more of his DNA. 66 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,960 Around. That's the best news ever, 67 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,600 actually. That's the last thing we need in 68 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,680 this world is that man's children. 69 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,720 Yes. So we'll stay in the US because 70 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,200 this is awesome. Sweet for him. 71 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:02,800 This is a story out of Denver and sorry, not Denver Durango, 72 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:09,200 Co My bad. A local man was arrested after 73 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:14,040 trying to move his meth lab. Why was he trying to? 74 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,519 Where is he going to move it? Well, he has. 75 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,320 I'm going to send you a picture real quick. 76 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:22,040 It's AU haul, like one of those bigger U hauls, but it's hooked 77 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:27,840 up to a trailer, like a single wide trailer, and he's just 78 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:32,680 pulling it down the road. This is my. 79 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,640 My mobile. He has it on like a flatbed 80 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:42,840 trailer, fully 100% visible like with a sign on it that. 81 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,360 Says oh, the picture. This picture. 82 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:50,280 That's hilarious. Wow, that's his entire trailer 83 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,280 dude. It is. 84 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:56,120 Wow, yeah, OK. I I must have heard I missed 85 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,640 when you said U-Haul because I was picturing him like hand, 86 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,800 like walking a trailer, like little rope around his like his 87 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,480 shoulder. To a Dolly. 88 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,280 Yeah, walking his trailer down and like the cops pulling up and 89 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,200 then being like oh crap, oh crap, oh crap. 90 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:18,360 I hope they pass. What are you doing? 91 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,880 Just make your trailer leave me alone. 92 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,920 It's not my meth lab or anything, this is my legal 93 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,680 right. License plate reads Meth Lab 1. 94 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,520 Sure. What tipped us off was your 95 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:38,160 unsavory license plate. It says meth lab and it's 96 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:39,120 pretty. Straightforward. 97 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,520 It's it's with lab. And the lab, that's my last 98 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,360 name. The lab. 99 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:51,400 Johnny with Lamb. It's just life in Durango, Co. 100 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,560 Just like, yeah, if he was a local guy, yeah. 101 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,240 Just Wheeling his this little meth lab down the street. 102 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,000 Who's he moving to, I wonder? Or maybe yeah. 103 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,720 Dylan Colorado, Was he going? Yeah, Colorado, there's. 104 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,440 No way. There's no way to know where he 105 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,800 was going. You never know. 106 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,400 He's bad. This is actually kind of an of 107 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:19,360 an interesting story here. So Payless they they built a 108 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:23,320 fake high end store in. New York Times Square, they're 109 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,320 still they're still in business, yeah. 110 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,520 Yeah, although the one here in my town is closing down, so. 111 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,480 The one I'm sorry, everything in Fort Dodge closes down. 112 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,320 That is true. Apparently the answer is to 113 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:39,040 reopen it like Arby's. So how long before Arby's closes 114 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,800 again? This is the first Arby's we've 115 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,360 had so. No, you had an Arby's I've. 116 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,560 No, we didn't. Sign. 117 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,600 We didn't have. Arby's like 15 or 16 years ago, 118 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,640 I. Don't know about that, I wasn't 119 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,240 here then so. Yeah. 120 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:55,120 Yes, you were. I'm going to go get me a double 121 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,520 beef and cheddar. You leave me a little. 122 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,240 And there's better restaurants out there. 123 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,520 There are Fazoli's. I know. 124 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,320 Blasphemy. Not in Fort Dodge, yeah. 125 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,320 That's it. Not in Fort Dodge. 126 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,240 Is good but not in Fort Dodge also. 127 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,080 That's the new Arbos anyways. Taco. 128 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,600 John. Gross. 129 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,520 I do love Taco John. Shut your face. 130 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:21,400 Wow, you shut your dirty mouth. OK I'm sorry so anyways payless 131 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:25,480 in it they they built a fake high end store in Times Square 132 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:31,320 and tricked influencers into paying $600.00 for $20 shoes. 133 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,880 This is not an innocent story, this is a crime. 134 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,680 It's actually not a crime. They did it as a social 135 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,760 experiment. This is funny, huh? 136 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,960 That's all you got to do. You commit a felony and then put 137 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,800 it under the guise of social experience. 138 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,880 That's exactly how it works. So they dubbed their store 139 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:52,600 Palessi. No invited influencers. 140 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,960 Yep. To attend the grand opening of 141 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,800 the store Stock only with budget friendly payless shoes to see 142 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,720 how much they'd be willing to spend if they thought it was a 143 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,880 high end store. So I don't believe that they set 144 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,480 the prices on these shoes. I think they just set them out. 145 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,240 They were like, how much would you pay for this? 146 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:13,160 And you know, some from France, like I would totally play 147 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,600 $600.00 for these shoes and they're like $20 a payless. 148 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,680 So essentially if they think that a store is nicer, they'll 149 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,440 pay more for something that is cheap. 150 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,800 Well, it's. Just like Gucci where you pay 151 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,440 $500.00 for a T-shirt. Literally the. 152 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,760 Only different thing about that T-shirt is it says Gucci on it. 153 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,480 Or like the brand Supreme, it's. Supreme, Danny, it's the best 154 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,600 you can have they. They literally released a brick 155 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:44,720 that just says Supreme on it and they're selling it for $100. 156 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,840 They have a crowbar that you can go to Menards and get a crowbar 157 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,520 for 10 bucks, but they're selling their Supreme crowbar 158 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,960 $120.00. What? 159 00:08:55,320 --> 00:09:06,400 I, I kid you not, people, Why? Can we Can we just grab normal 160 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:10,400 household objects, slap a obscure name on them, and then 161 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,880 sell them on eBay? Just a main menu podcast 162 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:13,720 sticker. Let's go. 163 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,320 Yeah, Clorox bleach slap a main menu podcast sticker. 164 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:22,920 But then. Throw it up there for like 165 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,520 starting bid like $200. Yeah. 166 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,160 Really nice. It's the best bleach in the 167 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,280 world. I personally drink 8 gallons a 168 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,800 day. That's how I. 169 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:40,880 Lose so much weight? That's called Hern. 170 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:49,240 This is actually kind of neat. So zillion small player his 171 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:54,280 whole career, 20 years as he played, 20 years of playing 172 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,920 football, but he could barely kick a ball. 173 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,600 So this I don't know. The soccer player. 174 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:06,400 Yeah, so this is how he did it. So he avoided games by faking 175 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:10,680 injuries. He frequently changed. 176 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:15,720 He frequently changed teams and used other tricks, so one time 177 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,160 when he was being forced to play, he started a fight with a 178 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,800 fan that sent off before even stepping on the field. 179 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,880 So his field his field stats for the game was like 0. 180 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,720 Exactly. Zero He. 181 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,320 Essentially got paid millions of dollars to sit on the bench, you 182 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,160 know, 20 years. I don't fault this guy one bit. 183 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,320 I honestly don't. I was the smartest exact thing. 184 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,920 This is the smartest man known to existence. 185 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:51,440 You're up and like. Ohh, it's stepped wrong I. 186 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,280 Blew in the wrong direction. They're like, no. 187 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,440 You hurt your coach out. Yesterday, you're fine. 188 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,440 I'm like. It's like, coach, I'll really 189 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,440 play if you want me to. It's just I, I don't know how 190 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,600 good I'll be. All right. 191 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,280 We we need you, so get on out there. 192 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,760 I'm like, crap, I gotta think of something. 193 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,240 You just. You're just punch a fan in the 194 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,280 face. Fan you just deck him right in 195 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,560 the face. Dude. 196 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,360 What the heck? Man. 197 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,440 Don't say that about me. You use what? 198 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,080 Are you talking? About I didn't say anything. 199 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,240 I'm just an innocent bystander. I love your team. 200 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:32,640 Shut up, you want to go? Tell me again how much trash I 201 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,800 am. Tell me again. 202 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:35,840 I didn't say. Any of. 203 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,880 That. Now you're calling me Jewish? 204 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,800 Call me and Nancy. You know what? 205 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,440 Coach, I'm just playing for the other team now. 206 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:57,160 We'll take you all right now. We're going to need you to go 207 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:05,520 and do this play. I think I wrapped with my 208 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,360 appendix falling. Off. 209 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,440 Guy, just why? Are you holding your stomach 210 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:22,920 saying he? Just he's hunched. 211 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:26,080 Over in pain just like slowly back checking out of the field. 212 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:36,400 So for this next story, let me send you guys a picture of 213 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:42,120 talking about here. Check your guys's pictures. 214 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,800 What is it? What is it on? 215 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:54,280 Oh, it's, it's a arrested man. It's not quite sent all the way, 216 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,880 but he's 60 years old, 62 years. Old. 217 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,640 And it's North Carolina. There it is. 218 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,040 It should have sent. Oh my goodness, that's 219 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,840 terrifying. Yeah, the jibbers on that guy. 220 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,920 He's got some chompers, that's for sure. 221 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:16,560 Yeah, he's got holes on him. Like he can shoot water on this. 222 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:22,080 His team probably could he. Probably could like a squirt 223 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:25,040 gun. OK, he looks like somebody. 224 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,440 I can't put my finger on it. Anyway, continue. 225 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,800 So anyways, Alex can see this guy's. 226 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,240 Picture. Yeah, yeah. 227 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,440 OK. All right. 228 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,640 So this is good. This is from Gastonia, NC All 229 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:41,560 right, Gaston County resident Jasper Smith. 230 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:48,480 That's his name, Jasper. Down to the store and get me my 231 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:57,960 Marlboro. So he's 62. 232 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,720 He was arrested yesterday on felony charges of manufacturing 233 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:08,880 and distributing homemade energy drinks containing the powerful 234 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,680 stimulant methamphetamine. Oh. 235 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:12,960 Gee. Oh my God. 236 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,680 The Gaston County Drug Task Force right, dismissed Tree Fort 237 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:23,800 Tree Fort. He lives in 200 square foot tree 238 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,200 Fort on his brother's property. Yes. 239 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,200 Do they found you? How is this guy, a 12 year old 240 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,960 selling energy drinks from his treehouse? 241 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,800 Listen. They found Jasper. 242 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,320 We're only an adult diaper reading in Mexican. 243 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:44,480 Whoa, hold. On this is all over. 244 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,600 The place. Energy drink? 245 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,040 Yeah, Mexican porn. Mexican porn. 246 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,440 What the? That's really specific. 247 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,120 Story is bizarre, man. The officers like writing down 248 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,400 everything. He's like, I gotta get this 249 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,320 right, Yeah. Nobody's gonna believe me if I 250 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,480 don't get this right. Porn. 251 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,120 It's not French, it's Mexican porn. 252 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,440 Who? Cares you drink. 253 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,600 OK, so obviously the look of this guy is he obviously got 254 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,760 some meth and poured it into a can and then peed in it and 255 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:24,400 that's his energy drink. All right, so continuing the 256 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:28,440 story, police seized approximately 25 two liter 257 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:33,440 bottles of Smith's energy drink found in a cinder block pump 258 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,400 house at the South Gastonia property. 259 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,680 The bottles tested positive for methamphetamine, so he came 260 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,960 under suspicion when he sold 4 bottles to several Hunter Huss 261 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,320 High School girls who hours later checked into the hospital 262 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,960 with a model bleeding. So they actually bought it. 263 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,680 What this. Yeah, this very from reliable 264 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,480 looking fellow. All right, so his statement 265 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,800 reads as follows. They're just energy drinks like 266 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,320 Red Bull or Monster. No, they're not, except the 267 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,800 stuff way. Better than monsters? 268 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,320 My stuff's way better. Oh, except these are natural 269 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,720 stimulants. Caffeine free, 100% healthy. 270 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,080 Holy little. Little bit of meth, you know. 271 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:21,400 So hours, hours after his statement, he confessed by 272 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:25,840 saying OK, I put a little meth in there to get them addicted to 273 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,560 keep customers coming back. Wow, while he's really he's 274 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:33,240 revealing his business tactics. He continues. 275 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,960 He. Continues by saying I. 276 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,840 Know that all. Testify against me. 277 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,960 So let me make something else clear. 278 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,920 I peed in every. Bottle. 279 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:48,800 Yes, it's like everything I had not to bust out laugh. 280 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,760 That was a guess, guy, yes. But. 281 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,000 He actually peed in these. Everyone. 282 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,800 Wow, that does take make it taste like an energy drink, 283 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,079 doesn't it? Really does. 284 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:12,119 He's a schemer. Did he directly pee in the 285 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:14,560 bottle or did he just like, ring out his adult diaper? 286 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,359 You know, he was probably harvesting from that type. 287 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,480 He was harvesting so we didn't have to stop what he was doing 288 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,599 so he could increase maximum production. 289 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:37,880 So he faces child endangerment charges, poisoning the girls who 290 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,480 drank his homemade concoction. What what is wrong? 291 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:46,920 We we see the state of this guy, He's obviously he's got a many 292 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,600 screws loose. Oh many. 293 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,440 What is the state of the girls that's. 294 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,440 Kind of drinks. From that's. 295 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,000 Kind of what? That is what greatly concerns 296 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,520 me. For the state of their parents 297 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,160 that when they saw this guy selling his energy drink, their 298 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,640 parents never taught them. Yeah, the toothless guy down the 299 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:09,400 street, you probably shouldn't buy anything he's selling 300 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,680 ladies. My gosh. 301 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,160 Well, the guys picture, he's very happy. 302 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,640 Oh, he's extremely happy, Yeah. And. 303 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,240 I picture him using this face like walking down the street, 304 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,280 you know, seeing some high school girls. 305 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:30,080 Hey, hey, looking at you with those jibbs in that face. 306 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,240 You want to. Buy some drinks, I peed at them 307 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,760 as there's meth, there's a. Little bit of meth I'm. 308 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,000 Peeing meth. Mexican porn. 309 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,960 He's like chasing. He's chasing him and his adult 310 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,240 diaper. He like he pulls him out of his 311 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:59,440 diaper. Yeah, 33 mess drinks. 312 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,520 I mean energy drinks. I mean energy drinks. 313 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,760 With a little toe ring, EG my PE. 314 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:13,040 Yes, this little peppy ride up ladies, right down, too. 315 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:18,080 I have another batch ready. I'm going to drink some more 316 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,160 Mountain Dew and I'll have another batch ready in about 15 317 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,360 minutes. Yeah, wow, this is all over the. 318 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,960 Place So this is the the four dodge story you want me to talk 319 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,440 about. Yeah, mid news man, everyone 320 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,280 knows. National national news. 321 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:42,040 So 5858 inmates are suing over the pornography ban in Iowa's 322 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:48,320 prisons. 25 Daniel. Well, hold on asking for $2500 323 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,760 each. That's a lot of money. 324 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:56,800 That's a. Lot of money that is well and 325 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:01,560 that's the thing too so like the town I live in, Fort Dodge, they 326 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:06,160 have a Correctional Facility here in town so the new law that 327 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:11,040 was passed they. They prohibit inmates from 328 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,760 having any nude photos in their cells and includes Playboy 329 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,840 magazines, which has been allowed been allowed in the 330 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:23,600 prisons for quite a while. So the plaintiffs are led by one 331 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:28,160 guy named Alan Miles, who is serving a life sentence for 332 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,800 stabbing someone to death. OK, he just wants a little 333 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,880 something. Yeah. 334 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,560 After 7. After killing somebody, yeah. 335 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,680 Let him look at. Stuff The lawsuit contends that 336 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:44,680 if female correctional officers employed in iOS prisons for men 337 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,240 can't handle in an environment that includes pornographic 338 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:52,200 material featuring female nudity and related matters, they 339 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,280 should, quote find employment somewhere else. 340 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,160 I'm gonna look at what I'm gonna look at. 341 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,120 It's, it's kind of ridiculous, I mean. 342 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:10,000 Like, I'm sorry, 25. $1000 each. This man stabbed, this man 343 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:15,280 stabbed somebody to death. God forbid someone take away his 344 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,640 pornography, you might think he's in prison. 345 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:23,720 Then Lord have mercy and all of these inmates welcome to prison. 346 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,080 You don't get to look at pornography. 347 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,800 You don't get to do all the crap you get to do on the outside. 348 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,000 Life kind of sucks sometimes. That's what happens when you 349 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,240 stab somebody. Why are we making people's lives 350 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,280 more comfortable? Well, you are forgetting my a 351 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,240 very important constitutional right that I have. 352 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,760 And I read the article and he kept saying that I was like, I'm 353 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,160 pretty sure the Constitution doesn't say one word about 354 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,840 pornography. No, that's not what our founding 355 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,440 fathers were envisioning, you know. 356 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,720 George Washington George Washington said. 357 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,760 Hey, make sure you include something about porn in there. 358 00:21:56,360 --> 00:22:00,160 And inmates on the right. To it George Washington was a 359 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:05,440 Hulk of a man like 6 foot four. He was a general who led wars 360 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,840 and battles. You're telling I don't think the 361 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,320 man needed pornography. He could have had a woman by 362 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,120 looking at her like. He was like, he was like 6-4, 363 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,840 like 250 lbs wasn't he he? Was a full on soldier he was. 364 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,160 A hook. For back then. 365 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,000 And he like, and he's a man's man, too. 366 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,760 So you're telling me he didn't look at a woman and say hello, 367 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,400 ma'am, how are you doing today? And she didn't. 368 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,360 She's like, Oh my God, she's like, let me have your babies. 369 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,040 Back then, ladies, I don't think women are just baby machines. 370 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,560 But back then, that was the mindset. 371 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:42,680 I'm sorry. Make that a soundclave. 372 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,160 Just let me have baby. Babies. 373 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,840 I just want to play that whenever that's your new 374 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,560 ringtone. Calling I. 375 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,720 Want to have? Your babies. 376 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:03,440 Oh my God, how do we get to George Washington's sexuality? 377 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,680 I'm just saying like the man probably didn't need porn. 378 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,440 I'm just throwing that out there. 379 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,840 I'm sure I don't. Think they had. 380 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,440 It back then, it really wasn't. They they had porn. 381 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,760 It was a lot more, no. No, they did not. 382 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,520 They had, they were able to put pictures and stuff, of course. 383 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:24,080 WWW dot. Well, they didn't have the 384 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,360 Internet back then, no. But like, I'm sure they had like 385 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,000 porn and stuff. And porn websites. 386 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,280 That was way back when you had to type WWW. 387 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,640 I'm sorry, this guy, he's in prison for stabbing somebody. 388 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,920 There's nothing in the Constitution about. 389 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,720 He's allowed to look at porn. So guess what? 390 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,600 Guess what, guy? Tough luck. 391 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,560 You don't get to look at porn in prison. 392 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,200 Well, I'm here my whole life. I want to be comfortable. 393 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,600 You're not supposed to be comfortable. 394 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,960 It's prison. Well, maybe there's an argument 395 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,400 for the normal guy. You know, he's not in prison for 396 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,160 that whole situation, but the whole point of being in prison 397 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,960 is that some of your human rights are, yes, stripped away 398 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,840 because you're an inmate. That's the whole point of 399 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,960 prison, guys. You're not supposed to have. 400 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,440 That's what I'm saying. Like why are they catering to 401 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,840 prisoners better than? I'm sorry, no man. 402 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,400 I can. I can live better. 403 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,680 If I went to supposed to be, I would live better than I can 404 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,880 live now because I can't afford to live good now. 405 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:26,000 But if I went to prison, I'd work out all day, read books all 406 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,560 day, and maybe rake some leaves for a dollar a day, get a 407 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,280 college education paid, write books. 408 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:37,240 All my bills are all that, all my food is taken care of, I've 409 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,840 got nothing to worry about. My laundry, all that taken care 410 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,520 of. It's like, oh, but you have to 411 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,760 live in a 8 by 10 cells, so who cares? 412 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,440 Everything's paid. I'm good with that. 413 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,720 That's true. I should go to prison. 414 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,480 How does that seriously, how does that take? 415 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,320 Oh, it's hard to find a job outside of prison. 416 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,760 Yeah, it is. You're right. 417 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,360 But who cares? Like, yeah. 418 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,760 I pretty much. Like I'm all these guys mates 419 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,440 being given a chance to get a better life outside of prison 420 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,240 but why is it that inmates get a better life outside of prison 421 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,640 when people who never go to prison can't have a better life? 422 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,320 I don't understand. They don't understand the 423 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,960 concept of you're in prison and that means that you don't get to 424 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,160 have everything that we have. And I guess, no, they get it and 425 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,360 it's like. Yeah, it's like locking yourself 426 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,840 in a cage and being like, well, I want everything that's out 427 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,080 there in here since since I can't go out there, bring it all 428 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,120 to me. Everything. 429 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,320 Welcome to prison bro. That guy, that guy who got an 430 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,440 Xbox for all he did was tell the police what he should have told 431 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,280 them years ago. They gave him an Xbox. 432 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,760 We talked about that. Yeah, here's what the police 433 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,560 should have said. Here, I'll give you important 434 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,480 information on this. It's like you can give us the 435 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,000 important information or we can throw you in solitary 436 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,880 confinement where you're in an 8 by 10 cell with no windows and 437 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,200 no bed until you talk. Or we don't care if you give us 438 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,480 information or not. We hate you. 439 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,280 Here's the whole throw them in there. 440 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,880 Obviously, I'm OK. I'm all for people having a 441 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,680 second chance and all that and so on. 442 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,920 And your crime, obviously, depending on your crime, should 443 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,320 be lighter. In some cases that I was, if a 444 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,800 guy stole some money but never hurt anybody and he's in prison 445 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,880 for five years. Yeah, don't throw the guy in the 446 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,520 hole because he won't tell you that. 447 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,560 Kill what bank he robbed, you know? 448 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,720 Yeah, but I'm sorry. This guy stabbed somebody and 449 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,560 now he's complaining because he can't look at porn. 450 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:32,160 Welcome to prison. What is my constitutional right? 451 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,120 I agree with you though. It's under that third clause 452 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,880 that nobody's seen of the fourth of the Second Amendment. 453 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,600 We want you to have the freedom to bear arm. 454 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,680 We have the right to bear arms. Right to eat. 455 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:49,480 Candy in prison and a very, very fine hand corn.