1 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,880 My roommate's brother. Took our lawnmower or was it 2 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,520 last year to do a lot of like mowing for mowing services 3 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,640 through the church and it was a rideable mower too. 4 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,880 And we, and then we come to find out over the winter he sold it. 5 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,479 Oh no. But he's using that money to 6 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,320 help help us get a zero turn mower. 7 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,520 OK, so he's trying to help you upgrade. 8 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,760 I'd still be. I'm pretty upset. 9 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,840 I'd be salty about it, yeah. I'd be. 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,840 Passed. Which zero turn wouldn't work on 11 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,040 my yard. I've got just enough hills to 12 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,160 where it flip over. Right. 13 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,360 So he's doing that for us. I don't know if we're going to 14 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:54,120 keep it or not. I don't know if he's going to be 15 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,960 using it this summer but last year he when he took our mower 16 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,160 my roommate would pay him 25 bucks every time that he mowed 17 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:05,239 it and it was it ended up being like twice a week or once a week 18 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,400 so it was like $100 a month almost. 19 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,640 Oh yeah, I just, I can't feel that. 20 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,200 That's fair. I currently especially I have I 21 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,040 have an electric one I really like. 22 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,760 Yeah, and then I go. And then I and then I have a 23 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:17,800 goat and actually I'm just kidding. 24 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,000 I just get on my hands and knees and. 25 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,280 They call me the lawn muncher. The lawn muncher, Yes. 26 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,680 I gotta get my greens in somehow. 27 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,240 Oh, good news, Father, we found you're nice. 28 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:33,920 Thank you. Nice. 29 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,520 I guess it works out that Joey's going to be a little bit late 30 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,800 tonight because I did plan on having a little bit of a shorter 31 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,400 session. Oh, that's not bad then. 32 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,760 Oh, no, you didn't. Yeah. 33 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:50,000 For everybody at home, our brave and fearless leader or Joe is a 34 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,800 DJ in a wedding. Really. 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,240 Yeah. Really. 36 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:54,560 Oh, he didn't he didn't say that. 37 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,840 He just said that he was going to a wedding. 38 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,880 He didn't say anything about DJ ING it He's. 39 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,720 He's he's hitting the play button on the Spotify my 40 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,680 playlist. Heck yeah. 41 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,560 And that's okay, because that's what my wedding playlist is, is 42 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,800 up Spotify. Heck yeah. 43 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,240 Not when I start singing. You did that, Danny, and your 44 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,520 screen froze. Screen. 45 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,120 Froze your screen. Froze. 46 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:20,680 No, not again. I need to get an XLR now. 47 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,480 Yeah, yeah, I got me a new camera and everything. 48 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,960 I see that you got your new. I see a new room in your 49 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,640 surrounding and. Guess who did? 50 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:32,880 Guess who did that? Trim. 51 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,280 Yeah, that was Daddy. That was Daddy. 52 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,200 I had to call him Daddy. Don't. 53 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,800 Show him the top part I need. I need to get another piece of 54 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,960 trim and fix that, yeah. No, I did paint the room though. 55 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,000 Perfect, you did. The room looks good. 56 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,200 Those tide pods, I made those. You did make those, and I'm 57 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,400 gonna. No, no, no no no. 58 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,320 You confused 2 words. It's it's 8 not made. 59 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,920 Well, no, I would say that's you. 60 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,440 Ate them, You didn't make them. That's my. 61 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,800 Podcast snack they're talking about, Yeah. 62 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,840 Right. They're pods, yeah. 63 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,080 Yeah, you eat pods during a podcast. 64 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,640 That makes sense. Yeah, eat pods during the pod. 65 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,760 I I asked Chachi what is the best podcast snack and they're 66 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,400 like, oh, you want, you want to buy Tide pods? 67 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,920 I was like, oh, that's what you mean. 68 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:14,640 OK, Yeah, yeah, OK. I already. 69 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:19,080 Have I already have the latest episode sent to Joey so that'll 70 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,800 be that's nice and ready. I I did not see. 71 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,360 I didn't. I never saw it this week, but I 72 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:27,400 did not actually look to see if our last episode it did. 73 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,760 Oh, for the SAP, yeah. It did, Yep. 74 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,680 I got. I have a listen. 75 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,320 To it yesterday. Four days ago. 76 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,480 How did I miss that? Oh I wonder if did it drop maybe 77 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,160 the same day that the pedophobia did the UTT? 78 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,280 It did. No, it came out the day before. 79 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,480 Didn't it? Did it? 80 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:47,120 Yeah, it dropped Tuesday. The Pettophobia one dropped the 81 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,840 Wednesday. That might have been the day I 82 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,600 didn't. I didn't really get to listen 83 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,120 though, because that four days ago. 84 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,880 No, I think I did. Have been Tuesday. 85 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,120 Is that? Yeah, That's weird. 86 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,800 Surprised I missed it. I have to listen to that. 87 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,600 Yeah. Did you guys enjoy the first 88 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,760 episode of Draconic Blight? Was it? 89 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,720 Oh yeah, absolutely. Everybody that I've, I've been 90 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,680 telling everybody that's my favorite. 91 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,480 Everybody's characters are my absolute favorite of theirs 92 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,640 ever. Oh, really? 93 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,320 It's perfect. The last session was absolutely 94 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,680 hilarious. It was perfect. 95 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,320 Good. It was fantastic. 96 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,720 Good favorite. So that means like all my other 97 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,360 characters sucked in? No, I don't care. 98 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,680 So I. Didn't he didn't say that. 99 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,040 That's what I said. I said they're. 100 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,560 Not, I mean, that's what I I heard. 101 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,720 I heard you're the worst ever and you should probably you've 102 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,280 lived too long. You're old enough. 103 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,920 You should probably. Die. 104 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,720 Die. That's what I you should. 105 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,600 You should probably dive now. I mean. 106 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,920 You should just done. Everything you're ever going to 107 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,400 do. Yeah, that's what I heard. 108 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,640 Be done with. That's what I would. 109 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,760 Yeah. That's what I was saying they 110 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,840 were. Saying I heard it. 111 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,240 So I I just I got a guy to whoop shake up down here in the pod 112 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,240 web because I knew this is what. I would do. 113 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:58,320 This is where I would do. It's funny, you guys. 114 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,840 Bye. I know it's going to say the MU 115 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,840 podcast made me come with. I buy TikTok. 116 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,520 Oh I'm also live streaming on TikTok. 117 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,680 I'm live. Streaming. 118 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:13,040 My gains. My 1 follower is my one follower 119 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,600 is watching. Are we all just devolving into 120 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,520 Brett? Yeah. 121 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,920 So. Brett Brett made his way into 122 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,320 everyday life. I just, I just want you to know 123 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,320 that I'm pretty sure he reached epics. 124 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,320 I'm pretty sure during the you said something like if if a 125 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,960 character makes its way into a real life or something that says 126 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,680 that he's iconic so. Yeah, he's he has, he has 127 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,320 reached epic status. For sure. 128 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,440 Awesome. I can't remember what it was. 129 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:42,000 I told Danny about it I think last week something that I saw 130 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,200 the guy was talking about alpha male and he was, I think he was 131 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,440 even talking like that. I I wish I could remember now 132 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,800 where I saw maybe it was a. Happy twait. 133 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,280 No, it wasn't anything about Andrew Twait. 134 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,280 Was he talking about Andrew Twait? 135 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,720 So there. Is a guy I've been seeing on 136 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:02,000 TikTok that absolutely loves and worships Mountain Dew and he 137 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:06,360 mixes up the things with yeah, see some of the videos. 138 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,880 I feel, I feel like you. This would be the guy that Joe 139 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,600 was talking about like a month ago, two months ago, something 140 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,880 like that, where he, this dude was mixing like Baja Blast in 141 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,240 like a pie or something like that, or like a cake. 142 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,000 Well, there is Baja. That's pie. 143 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,080 That's something you can buy. Yeah, that's true. 144 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,880 That might have been, he might have done that. 145 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,440 So this guy is mixed, like he's done some sane things, but then 146 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:31,720 like he did hot dog water. But he's got, he's kind of yeah, 147 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,680 he's done. I think he's done some sardines, 148 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:37,240 some tuna. Yeah. 149 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,120 So he's real. He's real skinny. 150 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,880 And Buck Booth and Easter, he has one of those. 151 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,640 Yeah, he has one of those big boots. 152 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,640 I'm just right here to let me tell you right now. 153 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,280 And. And he'll guzzle it down in like 154 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,960 2 or 3 gulps and. And he'll tell you if that's the 155 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,520 one or not. I I love water. 156 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,640 The guy, I think I absolutely love it when he chugs it down 157 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,680 like in one gulp, right? And then he'll go, yeah, that's 158 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,400 not it. That's probably like a three out 159 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,440 of three out of ten. Yeah, that's. 160 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,160 Not the one. That's not the one, guys. 161 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,680 Don't not doing that one again, yeah. 162 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,240 He's only done a couple that seem decent. 163 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:16,240 I will say pickling cucumbers and Mountain Dew Baja blast 164 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,120 definitely in a weapon out of 10 I don't. 165 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,600 Know Baja Blast? Pickle. 166 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:25,280 Yeah. Baja Boy Yeah, I'm gonna make a 167 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,200 yeah, a character and cast Baja Blast. 168 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,560 Just a just a parody of Hank Hill. 169 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,840 Yeah, it's either that or they're just they don't know how 170 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,160 to catch Eldridge Blast. Ball boyas, ball boyas. 171 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,000 Dang it Bobby, Dang it, Bobby, up till you. 172 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,520 What? How are you enjoying your new 173 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,480 house? I just finished unpacking. 174 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,080 I just finished like moving stuff in at like 4:00. 175 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,840 Heck yeah. So the door, the time I 176 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,360 returned, yeah, But the time I returned to EU Haul and 177 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:55,360 everything else, I didn't get home till like 5:30. 178 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,640 Then I unpacked all of my new podcast gear they got here 179 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,920 today. I got a mini PC and a couple 180 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,680 monitors and a couple arms for the monitors, the new camera, 181 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,360 all that kind of fun stuff. So and then of course this is a 182 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,440 new computer. It had to update all its drives 183 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,760 and all that other kind of fun stuff. 184 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,280 Yeah, I pay money for something and doesn't have to have a 185 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,200 stupid update. I'm not mad. 186 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,280 Every time. Probably been on the shelf for a 187 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:24,240 little bit. It probably has been, but yeah, 188 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,880 no, it's, it's been alright. It's been alright. 189 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:29,960 Got the floors finished a couple weeks ago, all the baseboards, 190 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,840 all the paintings done tomorrow. I gotta hang ATVI. 191 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,600 Gotta hang 3. But it's fine. 192 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,679 It's gonna be unpacking for the next month. 193 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,799 Yeah, real great. Fantastic. 194 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,840 Message me if you need help at all, Danny, OK? 195 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,080 Yeah, no, I will. Dan's coming over tomorrow and 196 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,760 helping with the other the TV's and stuff. 197 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,120 Yeah, message me too. I mean, I can't help you. 198 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,440 Yeah. I will miss. 199 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,000 I'll message you for moral support. 200 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,760 Alex wants to feel included. Yeah. 201 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,520 No, it's fine. No, you don't need me. 202 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,320 It's OK, I don't need to wait. I didn't. 203 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,920 Wait, I. Don't need you. 204 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,160 OK. Need you, bye bye TikTok. 205 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:12,520 Bye bye TikTok I. Know you're watching my ninja? 206 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,480 Wow in the world. Gee. 207 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:18,240 Mr. Master and Alex got their first taste of Ready or Not last 208 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,640 night. Oh, that was Alex's first time. 209 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,720 OK. That was. 210 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,600 Yeah, I feel bad. I feel bad. 211 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,640 Joe messaged me and I was in the middle of like prepping for 212 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:31,160 tonight because I had AI had a one shot to do with my IRL 213 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,240 friends to do today so. I thought, Oh. 214 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,960 We're not your real. I get it. 215 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,160 Well, well. No goodbye. 216 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,680 Anytime I'm mildly upset. Alex. 217 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,280 It's just goodbye TikTok. Goodbye TikTok. 218 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,520 Goodbye, cool world. I'm afraid of Whoops. 219 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,080 So I'm just going to use the gun. 220 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:55,000 I'm just going to use the. Gun my room, my roommate and my 221 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,560 roommates, plural, and one of my other friends. 222 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,640 Yeah, not not my. I will recant the IRL friends 223 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,080 because we've all met higher. Realm. 224 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,200 No, you're fine. We actually have, yeah. 225 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,720 I honestly feel like I'm in a thinking real life mood. 226 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,960 Well, I was about to say the first time I met Alex, you know, 227 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,800 I hugged him with my pants down. But that's not true. 228 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,080 I actually met him in Saint Louis when I was for that 229 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,960 Yu-gi-oh tournament. True, that was not the first 230 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,000 time. That was the second time. 231 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,280 Cheddar first time was technically at Morgan's funeral. 232 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,840 True. That's right. 233 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,080 That's right, not to bring down the party, but you. 234 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,000 Know that's right earlier. Because I walked up to him and I 235 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,200 said, am I as sexy in real life as I am? 236 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,520 And online. And he was like, surprisingly, 237 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,400 yes. Oh yeah. 238 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,680 That's. Weird question. 239 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,960 For good. Weird question for a funeral, 240 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,200 but I figured, Oh yeah, if we're not here to laugh then why are 241 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:41,760 we? Really. 242 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,440 I it's a it's a question that Morgan would have asked. 243 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:44,880 Yeah. When? 244 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,600 We were moving stuff today. I was going through the things, 245 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,920 the rest of the things we had to do. 246 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,560 And I was like, all right, you know, gotta grab this, gotta 247 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,120 grab this, gotta grab Morgan. Dad just kind of looked at me 248 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,840 weird. He's like, oh, oh, OK. 249 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,080 All right, Yeah, no, I get. It get it? 250 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,640 It took a minute. I was like, you got to do like, 251 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,040 Oh, yeah. Took a second. 252 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,240 It's good way. It's good. 253 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,640 I don't know. I think that's a good way to 254 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,320 refer to it instead of I would have, I would have normally 255 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,800 said, you know, there were mains. 256 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,840 I I like that a little better, honestly. 257 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,640 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is sad. 258 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,320 Yeah. Dad is an interesting person to 259 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,760 play, ready or not with because he plays. 260 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,560 It like it's Call of Duty he runs. 261 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:25,920 Plays it like it's Call of Duty. So we did the the restaurant 262 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,200 mission where? It's I hope I didn't annoy Joey 263 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,240 two months in. Like a Taco Bell. 264 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,920 No, I think you were. They're fine. 265 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,960 Oh, the first mission. No, we did that one, but we did 266 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,040 the other restaurant one at the gas station, but one of the DLC 267 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:44,160 and we go in, we died the first time and then dad died in one of 268 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,400 them. So then I killed everybody, 269 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:52,480 including Alex and Joey, so and then we were like, OK, if we 270 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,920 take too long, then they're going to take hostage stairs. 271 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,480 So we've got. AI took that to heart. 272 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,080 Home rush, everybody. Yes, he took that to heart. 273 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,640 So we're clearing the downstairs, still checking all 274 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,520 the corners in the rooms. He's like, I'm under fire. 275 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,560 I'm upstairs. It's like. 276 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,680 Oh, so he's like, I'm pushing upstairs and we're like, what's 277 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,080 what? I'm taking fire from upstairs. 278 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,840 I was like, where are you? So that we all make our way 279 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,920 upstairs and I just see his character taking a. 280 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,800 Shot down, jump down. Shot at the shot and he's just 281 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:21,560 shooting into a, we're just trying to catch up to him and 282 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,760 you know, like two or three civilians and it's OK. 283 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,280 It's bad. Most of them live. 284 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,880 It's fine, Yeah. It's better than the session 285 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:32,200 that we had last year and someone said scorched earth and 286 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,040 I just decided to start just shooting. 287 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,520 Everyone, I think I was listening to you guys while you 288 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,880 were playing that, like I think I was on chat but not playing. 289 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,880 Somebody said scorched earth and you decided to just kill. 290 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,160 The charter was like deal charter was like, say no more. 291 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,200 I like doing missions like that, especially when you go out in an 292 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,520 S rank on something and you're like, all right, finally I got 293 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,200 this S rank. No, I was just trying to kill 294 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,360 everybody. It makes me feel satisfied. 295 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:58,640 Yeah, I had to go through the whole game with pepper balls and 296 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,440 a Taser to get S ring for everything. 297 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:06,640 I went I only have S rank on a handful of it, but every time I 298 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:12,680 do it my primary is a beanbag shotgun and I use a 357 mag for 299 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,880 my secondary just in case things get fun. 300 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,560 I've only ever used the pepper gun and then like I said, the 301 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,760 Taser. The I will say that the hospital 302 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,080 mission, it took me four tries to get that. 303 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:29,080 Why pepper ball? It took me like 10 tries to do 304 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,480 it just with guns. Yeah, that stupid bridge that 305 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,800 you have to cross. Every time you, Joey and I would 306 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,520 move to cross that bridge, we would just get annihilated. 307 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:41,120 Yeah, oddly enough, I played it by myself at Commander Road and 308 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,600 I got an A+ on the first try. Yeah, Andrea and I played 309 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,200 through the whole game together. Yeah, so. 310 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,160 I it's one of my favorite games. I love that game. 311 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,040 It's a it's a power thing for me. 312 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaking of new games to play, have you guys heard or played 313 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,640 the game Pragmata? I have heard of it and I want to 314 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:03,720 play it so bad. It's basically dad space. 315 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,960 It's Dad simulator in space and it's. 316 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,440 Dad simulator in space. It's you want to be a father. 317 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:13,200 Pragmata Pragmata PR. AT. 318 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,560 AM ATA. Yeah. 319 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,800 It looks like a lot of fun. I've seen seen a bunch of people 320 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,080 play and it's getting super high reviews and I love it. 321 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,800 Yeah, Pragmata, it's, I'm not sure what that is. 322 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:30,840 So basically it's of future whatever humans have started 323 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,800 putting stuff on the moon essentially. 324 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:37,280 And it's you're in a big facility when you get there, 325 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,600 like you know something bad happens and you're stuck there. 326 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:45,680 And the your only companion throughout the whole game is a 327 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:50,480 little AI girl modeled after a six year old girl named named 328 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,640 Diana. And the only reason why you're 329 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,880 surviving as long is because in combat, that's a hacking system. 330 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,440 So while you're like dodging, you know, all the robots, you 331 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,320 know their attacks or lasers, whatever, you have like a 332 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,480 separate thing open for like the hacking. 333 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,920 And you have to like go through like squares or nodes to 334 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,640 essentially hack them to open them up so that you can do more 335 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,720 damage. Weird. 336 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,640 It looks like a lot of fun. It is a lot of fun. 337 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,320 Check it out. Yeah, I'll check it out. 338 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,720 Super optimized like day one on PC it was running I'm running 339 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:25,360 like Mac settings and I'm still getting 60 frames like it's 340 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,320 Capcom is prolific with releasing games on PC and 341 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,360 they're they just run off like Monster Hunter and. 342 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,280 Resident Evil. Resident Evil. 343 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,560 Terrible, wasn't it? Yeah. 344 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,320 It ran pretty bad on the PC but I have yet to have like a single 345 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,560 issue like no crashes or anything so. 346 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,800 I'll have to try. I've been really wanting to 347 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,080 really play it. It looks like a lot of fun. 348 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,560 A lot of streamers and stuff are mad at it though, because they 349 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:55,520 say that it's promoting gays. No, like it's promoting people 350 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,200 to like, want to have families and stuff and be 5. 351 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,040 Oh yeah. It. 352 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,920 Shit, I'm sorry, that's the dumbest thing I've ever. 353 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,080 Heard, I thought, though I didn't think that was AI, didn't 354 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,120 think that was something that people had a problem with 355 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,720 because there's a lot of memes and jokes saying that Japan has 356 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,360 been releasing a lot of games that are like Psyops for people 357 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,480 to wanting to have children, like Death Stranding. 358 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,640 The new Resident Evil is basically Mon simulator and then 359 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,920 now dad simulator type thing so. And I've, I've talked about it a 360 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,920 lot, but Death Stranding too, Let me tell you, if if you're 361 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,920 not a dad and you want to feel like what it feels like to be a 362 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,840 dad, play that because it is something else, man. 363 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,680 No, I'm all the. Whole boss fight with the 364 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,800 guitars and everything. Yes, even with the guitar boss 365 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,240 fight at the end. It's odd, but it's it still fits 366 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,760 somehow because it's Kojima and he makes it work. 367 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:52,520 No, I was gonna say all of my time has been spent into Crimson 368 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,320 Desert. I freaking love that game. 369 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,040 I want to. I want to play that so bad. 370 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,480 I I just, I want to play other stuff and I can't convince 371 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,080 myself to play other stuff because that game is. 372 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,920 Is there? Oh, it sounds like my next 373 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,960 addiction game, you know, like Oblivion was and all of those 374 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,599 it's. So I, I kid you not, this would 375 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,680 be your next oblivion. Because you can. 376 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:16,760 Oh yeah, let's really do any do. I'm here for it, I just can't 377 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,680 afford $70.00 for a video. Game. 378 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,680 No. Trust me, Spider Man, I get it. 379 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,400 You can be Spider Man in the game. 380 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,160 You can. I have gone through and 381 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,480 performed like WWE moves on guys and just wiped out 20 guys with 382 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,440 just my fist and then pulled out my swords and been like all 383 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,800 right, it's time to go. Exactly what game you're talking 384 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,000 about before you even said it. I know you did. 385 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,440 Hi. DJ Joe, you're psychotic. 386 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,360 So. DJ. 387 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,720 DJ Joe. I mean DJ Joe DJ. 388 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:48,760 Joe. When I say Peter, you say 389 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,400 Parker. Peter penis. 390 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,120 Oh. No what? 391 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,960 Oh yeah. The room. 392 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,680 Oh. Come on. 393 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,040 Not a good deal. Come on. 394 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,040 This is a family. This is a family friendly 395 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,280 podcast. This is a is a is a medical 396 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,200 word. And it's an anatomical word. 397 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,480 Cleared by doctors in 47 countries. 398 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,680 Some 16 year olds don't need to hear that word. 399 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:14,560 OK no, I'm kidding. How many lives have I been 400 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:19,440 living? And that's how we say we saved a 401 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,120 kid from having to be transgender for his parents 402 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:23,640 clout? What? 403 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,040 Not because he identified as that? 404 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,560 What? So yeah, I'm back. 405 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,280 What? What? 406 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,720 What, what, what, what? Should I leave? 407 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,600 What I missed? Kill myself really didn't. 408 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,560 Look like TikTok? We're just talking about. 409 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:52,360 I was talking to him. I saw it and. 410 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,600 Everybody's coming and going. All of a sudden, what's going 411 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,400 on? We were mainly talking about 412 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,200 before you join, we were talking about pragmata and stuff like 413 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,320 that. And the perverts that play it. 414 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,880 I didn't talk about that one yet. 415 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,080 What? People are complaining because 416 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,920 they're not able to see up her skirt and they're mad because he 417 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,360 used to be able to do that in video game. 418 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:17,360 Well was taken down because all there was was just fan art of 419 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,920 the little girl. Like, very, very questionable. 420 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:24,000 Yeah, there were some people on Twitter that were like, I'm so 421 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:28,440 mad that they're censoring Diana with, like, a Gray mesh 422 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,200 underneath her jacket rather than, like, skimpy clothing. 423 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,040 It's like. One, she's a robot, and two, 424 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,080 she's a six year old robot. Yeah. 425 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,320 All right, guys, Here. Here's what I'm gonna need you 426 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,400 to do. I'm gonna ask you a favor. 427 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,320 This is the only time I'm gonna ever ask it. 428 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:47,640 I'm gonna need you to bookmark, highlight, whatever however you 429 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,520 do it, all the people to make those comments that they're 430 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,800 disappointed about that and I'm going to need you to send that 431 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,480 list. I'm probably going to take a 432 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,800 month long hiatus from work, podcast, everything. 433 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,760 I'm probably going to go Gray. Nobody's going to be able to 434 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,880 find me. It depends on how big that list 435 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,320 is, but we're probably. We're probably going to be a 436 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,200 few, you know, 100,000 or so people less. 437 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,360 I mean, at least what I can get to. 438 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,880 You know what I'll do? I'll dedicate a month and then 439 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,680 I'll pass that off to somebody else. 440 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,520 It must be a lot the entire subreddit for not like you know, 441 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,200 a fan section of like the art, but for the entire game. 442 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,400 R slash pragmata was banned because there were gooners over 443 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:28,920 what? A little? 444 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,160 Girl, really weird. Like the general game, like 445 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,640 can't have a following on Reddit because people. 446 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,240 People was just Twitter so. Too much, you know, and it's 447 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,280 just like watching every once a while I get to watch one of 448 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,520 those videos, you know, where they take some predator down, 449 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,040 you know, and they're they're always, I love this. 450 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,080 Video I. Wouldn't do that wrong. 451 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,360 I wouldn't do that wrong. And it's like, did you message 452 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,240 this 12 year old girl that she wanted a beep? 453 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,840 Beep. She said she was 14. 454 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:59,280 Yeah. That's enough for. 455 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,000 Me right there to punch you so hard that your mouth turns 456 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,280 inside out. That's genre. 457 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:09,600 Of video, probably one of my favorites I love watching. 458 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,400 Yeah, I would. Love these guys. 459 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,680 Oh, I would love to. Do that. 460 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,520 I love the one where they've just beat the crap out of them 461 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,320 and they're like, what you're. Doing you know what? 462 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,080 That doesn't bother me even a little. 463 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,800 What are you gonna do? Not even a little. 464 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,280 There's one that just, every time I see it, it's the funniest 465 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,520 thing ever. One guy comes up from behind him 466 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,800 and he just picks the guy up and throws him up in the air, and 467 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,920 another guy gets up and just punches him square in the face 468 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,240 as he's in the middle of the night. 469 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,480 It is the funniest thing ever. Or then they're chasing him 470 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,800 through the store and they're like, hey, this guy wants to 471 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,360 talk to 12 year old little boys, This guy wants to talk to 12 472 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,280 year old little boys. And they're tripping him up and 473 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,440 beating him up as he's running away. 474 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,640 He slips and slides into like a store display. 475 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,040 That one's good. I love. 476 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,720 Him they just need very what are you gonna. 477 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,760 Do. What are you gonna do? 478 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,320 You gonna call the? Cops, go ahead and call the 479 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,640 cops. Please call the cops. 480 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,960 Yeah, yeah. The one guy that punches him, 481 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,640 he's always, it's like he knows he's going to get charged. 482 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,560 Yeah. He's I. 483 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,240 Don't care if he's like, no, he's like yeah too. 484 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,720 I mean, he's like, they'll just hit me with assault there. 485 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,800 What are they going to hit you with? 486 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,680 Right. Well, and the fact of that also 487 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,720 is it's like, dude, if he does go to prison for hit and like 488 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,040 that, what are they going to do in prison? 489 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,320 Yeah, they're going to celebrate him. 490 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,840 They're like, good for you, man. Good for you. 491 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,800 Yeah, good job bro. There's good. 492 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,120 I saw a story this week. There's like there's some guy in 493 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,840 jail in Alaska. Alaska, something like that, one 494 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:42,880 of the western states, and he's killed 52 child molesters in 495 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,000 prison. Oh, and like they, he's like, 496 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,320 they keep putting them in my cells. 497 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,080 He's like, I just, I don't want to tell you. 498 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,760 He's like, they keep telling him not to, but they keep doing it 499 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,200 almost. So I keep killing him. 500 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,760 Oh my, found a new purpose in life. 501 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,520 I think this, he killed him. He killed him with like his cane 502 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,400 or something like that. It's like an older guy. 503 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,400 He's like in his 60s and he just keeps killing them. 504 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,120 Wow, that's kind of crazy. I I'm not an earful guy. 505 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,800 I mean, I'm here for it. I mean, I don't. 506 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,040 Know why? It's all about the, you know, I 507 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,240 mean, I'm all about the Thou shalt Not kill thing, but 508 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,880 there's just something about, you know, hurting a little kid, 509 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,360 you know, it's better for Millstone to be hung around your 510 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,720 neck than to harm one of these little ones, you know? 511 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,120 Yeah. Yeah. 512 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,240 And think about it, these are the things that the billionaires 513 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,560 get away with today. Well, yeah, yeah. 514 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,600 And now scientists are. Yeah, guys, there's 15 515 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,520 scientists that are dead. There's 15 scientists now. 516 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,720 Yeah, listen, I kept. Telling them stop trying to 517 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,320 teach me science, I'm not interested, leave me alone. 518 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,200 They kept trying. I don't know what you want me to 519 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,360 do. They keep putting them in my 520 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,240 cell. Oh, sorry. 521 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,960 It is interesting that right after like Trump starts talking 522 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,600 about, Oh yeah, we're going back to the moon more and more. 523 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,720 We're going to, we're going to make it to Mars real soon. 524 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,160 And now it's like all of a sudden all these I'd like to 525 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,040 really like be able to put that all together because there's 526 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,000 they, they all fit together somehow. 527 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,480 A. 100% it's it's scientists that have either worked for 528 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,560 NASA, they're either studying deep space, they're studying 529 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,480 something to do with like the solar system, or they're like 530 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,640 doing UFO studies. But it's every single one of 531 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,280 them, and they're all. I have, I've noticed. 532 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,520 Yeah, I'll just believe everything hook, line and 533 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,800 sinker. That's what I did. 534 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,320 My little life. That's what I did. 535 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,840 This sounds like that whistleblower from Boeing that 536 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,920 ended up. Oh yeah, that's so mysterious 537 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,040 how that happened. Happens all the time, yeah. 538 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,120 All the. Time he slipped and fell on the 539 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,960 shower. Happens to the best of us, 540 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,200 honestly. Yeah, he he was taking a shower 541 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,000 and then like there was a knife that was in the bathroom that 542 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,680 was laying on the. Floor shower knife, Yeah. 543 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,560 Yeah, shower knife and he like I. 544 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,840 Shower with my knife. I don't. 545 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,280 He likes to close. Yeah, yeah. 546 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,920 Yeah, he accidentally stabbed himself 36 times. 547 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,920 In the back. He landed on the front. 548 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,800 Yeah, he. Used to clean up the pasta in 549 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:58,640 between his toenails because. Right, He died from acute. 550 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,760 Blood loss so. You know that, come to think of 551 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,840 it, I think it was it was in this house that I found it. 552 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,600 This house is the last one I found a knife. 553 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,040 It was like a regular. It looked like a little bigger 554 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,240 than a paring knife. Not sure what kind of knife that 555 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,480 would be, but it was just like a standard looking kitchen knife, 556 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,800 except the handle was two to three times longer than the 557 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,640 blade was. I don't know if it was a knife 558 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,120 that you would use on a grill for some reason, like it looked 559 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,200 like a grill utensil, but it was a knife. 560 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,280 So maybe that was a shower knife, and that's what you used 561 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,080 to pick the, you know, the jam out in your toes in the shower. 562 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,720 Yeah, that kind of makes sense. Or. 563 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,120 Maybe you have a murder weapon or. 564 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,520 Back scratch. Oh cool. 565 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,520 I mean, I think. I want everyone to know that if 566 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,760 the story is that I cut my throat while shaving, it's it's 567 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,160 true. I am prone to it's. 568 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,040 True. With my straight razor so. 569 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:54,080 So I guess that Speaking of political things, I guess there 570 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,640 was a shooter in the White House. 571 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,680 What? What? 572 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,640 Yeah, so there was a shooter, shots fired, heard outside the 573 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,200 ballroom. Oh, that's fine. 574 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,440 It's just the. Ballroom. 575 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,920 Oh yeah. The biggest and the greatest 576 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,960 ballroom ever. Yeah, we have the. 577 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,320 Grandest balls here? Yeah, biggest. 578 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,960 Balls gargle the balls. That's. 579 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,520 Got to be a stressful contractor gig. 580 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,280 Honestly, Ball. Instruction. 581 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,080 They got to check your weapons every day, right? 582 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,400 Everybody that goes through there has got to get cleared by 583 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,440 security. Yeah, but I mean eventually you 584 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,240 just learn how to key strip better. 585 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,040 I mean by fours if you. Need a couple 2 by fours from 586 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,520 Home Depot. You just keys for those? 587 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,640 No, no. That's prison style. 588 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,640 That's prison style. Doesn't work like that You. 589 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,480 Hollow out four by 4. Be walking on and that's. 590 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,600 Still. And that's how you how you sneak 591 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,640 stuff in. Allegedly. 592 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,960 Allegedly. Allegedly, of course. 593 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,400 Yeah, I mean, you can't actually mortar the White House, right? 594 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,360 You can't say I'm going to kill President. 595 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,840 You can't say that that's illegal. 596 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,880 Yeah, you can't do. That we shouldn't even say it on 597 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:11,800 here, really. Listener, if you listen to me 598 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,040 say that it's illegal to say I'm going to kill the president of 599 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,800 the United States of America, you are in fact a Co conspirator 600 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,080 so. Oh great, there went all of our 601 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,440 listeners that Dang it. Secret. 602 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:31,040 Service is tapping in guys. I mean, to be to be fair, if 603 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,760 somebody starts to revel, if someone starts a revolution due 604 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,040 to our words, they're dumb and they deserve what they get. 605 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,040 Well, yeah, I just can't disagree. 606 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,560 You deserve what you. Get fellow revolutionary Alex. 607 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,280 You can't say that. Yeah, yeah. 608 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,400 Yeah, find me, Find me. I'll pay my dues to the 609 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,360 Revolutionaries Union later. Fine all. 610 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,160 Of a sudden we, we hear like this, this buzzing noise, you 611 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,320 know, on a recording. We're like, this is Officer 612 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,800 Mulcany of the FCC. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're 613 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,640 gonna have to charge you guys like a $500,000 fine for what 614 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,040 you're saying. Well, they wanna. 615 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,560 Call my union Rep. Yeah, yeah. 616 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,920 Yeah, right, Union Rep. Talk to my lawyer. 617 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,640 Yeah, Union company. It's just me in a in a suit and 618 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,040 tie. I'm his lawyer. 619 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,400 And this is my necktie. You throw it up. 620 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,640 Oh, we hire. We hire the guy, I can't 621 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,680 remember his name, the guy that represented the boys on Trailer 622 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,280 Park Boys. I. 623 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,520 Thought you were talking about Always Sunny. 624 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,400 That scared of his hands that being too small so he wears like 625 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,520 giant hands on his big shot. Lawyers have big hands. 626 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,040 Yeah, that one would work too. Honestly, either one of those, 627 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,960 probably both of those guys. We should probably hire them 628 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,440 both. Listen, I will do all, I will be 629 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,240 our legal department, OK? But I'm only good at bird law. 630 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,880 I'm only good at bird law so. Bird law and. 631 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:52,840 Naval maritime law. I can marry you, but that's it. 632 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,400 That's all I can do. I pronounce you husband and. 633 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,720 Husband, wait, no, that's not what. 634 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,880 We're trying. To do.