1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:09,680 So you'll want to hear a story, maybe of dragon gods in a Dark 2 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,800 World. Will look no further as I have a 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:19,040 story for you. This is draconic blight. 4 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,760 All right, welcome. Welcome everyone back to the 5 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,960 main podcast featuring some more Z&D. 6 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,440 We are back at it again on to Z&D. 7 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:44,160 We are going to take a big old look into go ahead, Dragons 8 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,520 sickness. 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On your bookshelf for later, 20 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:28,200 that's where. Better and usher us into a new 21 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,080 episode of Sickened Dragons. Dragon Dog. 22 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,200 Water. Are we imagining these sickening 23 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,440 Dragons? Hot dog water. 24 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,360 Dragon Dog. Water Dragons. 25 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,200 Well, a recap from last episode. You guys made it through Mabel's 26 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:51,480 way Talk with the townsfolk. Zed went through the private 27 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,560 homes of some. People, but he got a cool. 28 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:59,040 Sweater out of it so that was pretty cool yeah we found out 29 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:07,080 that Anthony the horse is a alcoholic and autistic so a. 30 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:11,240 And if you guys remember a reddish brown fog enveloped 31 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:15,360 Mabel's way. And for those who touched that 32 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,200 fog instantly dissolved and you guys were looked like you were 33 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:24,040 about to be consumed by it, but were apparently saved by patrons 34 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:27,400 who have bestowed their powers on you. 35 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:31,480 And after you guys woke up, you woke up in the tempanal, excuse 36 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,240 me, Temple of Awakening. Yeah. 37 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,720 I'm nauseous. Made your oaths? 38 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,320 Yeah, you made You made your oaths to your patrons. 39 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:45,840 You met Potty, the old goblin shaman. 40 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,080 Which friend? Yeah, I. 41 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,680 Remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah it. 42 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,120 Was pretty. Cool. 43 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,920 And then? Assume. 44 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:58,520 Making your way through The Cave of the Temple of Templates. 45 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:03,200 I said it again. Temple of awakening I keep, I 46 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,440 keep mixing the words temple and awakening. 47 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,880 So I say, temple me. Temple. 48 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,080 My name? Yeah. 49 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,320 Awakening What? Was a hog What? 50 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:13,440 Was a. Hog. 51 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,960 You guys fought Jackals got it was a pretty good practice run 52 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,600 of how to use your powers and by the way, for some reason I could 53 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,680 not get the mana regen macro to work for the life of me. 54 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:33,480 So you guys are just going to have to do it manually for some 55 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:38,880 for some reason if it if I put like a drop down menu on it and 56 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,800 try to do like the whole box thing, it just breaks it with it 57 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,080 just being a simple thing. Yeah, that sounds really. 58 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,760 Stupid. I'm sorry. 59 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,120 I'm sorry. But yeah. 60 00:03:55,200 --> 00:04:01,000 As the listeners can't see, but I have created or found created. 61 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,760 Actually they don't know that I did that I stole this man. 62 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:10,600 They know now the the land of myth win. 63 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:17,519 To the North East there is a hot volcanic area, it's called the 64 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:21,079 Kettle. To the northwest, very high 65 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:26,760 mountainous, very arid area, snowy called Dragon's perch. 66 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:32,920 To the South there is a a desert area and they people deemed it 67 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:37,760 as the arid makes sense. And then the central part, there 68 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:44,040 is a big rainbow lake called the Shimmer and there's a dense 69 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,960 forest around it surrounding the whole Yeah. 70 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:54,480 And then to the Far East of the land on the water sits left the 71 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,400 wind, the capital. And I will bring up the you are 72 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:02,600 here marker where you guys currently are. 73 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,120 You guys are currently. If I skip that class in school, 74 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,880 who can who around? You can read a map. 75 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,840 You guys are currently in the foresty area South of the 76 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:18,040 Shimmer lake in the north, north of the arid desert. 77 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,720 I don't. Love the woods? 78 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:25,640 Potty pipes up and says potty think goes let the wind, but 79 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,280 potty. Know where'd you come from? 80 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,800 Potty. Potty went with you guys. 81 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,600 I don't have to go potty. What do you mean? 82 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:36,920 No. I I I went to the bathroom 2 83 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,720 days ago A. Horse starts dropping turds. 84 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,200 Yeah, just squatting right then and there. 85 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,240 Potty, potty. Yeah. 86 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:53,160 You you kick down on Anthony's spine and that causes him to 87 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,520 jump up. What does that leather win, 88 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:02,040 little goblin freak? Patti, sorry, he didn't hear. 89 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,560 Don't call. Don't call Patti a freak. 90 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,800 He's my. Friend, what is it, let the 91 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,920 wind, that you want us to go there for? 92 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:14,400 Patti know that let the wind capital of benefactor 93 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:18,040 benefactors there, king there. So we kill the king. 94 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,360 Patti highly advises against that do. 95 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,560 You want us to kill the king? No, I don't. 96 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:31,960 Really want to kill anybody. We would very much like to kill. 97 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,920 Oh, we would. OK, yeah, I want to kill, I want 98 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:39,160 to kill and let's go kill. Listen, I just got to get AK, 99 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,160 OK? What? 100 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,440 You'll find out later. It means we have to cross the 101 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,800 river according to the map I, don't I. 102 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,120 Don't. There's a bridge I'm looking at 103 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,680 a bridge. OK, I can at least like grind on 104 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,640 half that bridge. Yeah, but bridges scare me too. 105 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,280 Who killed on you too The. King. 106 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,800 We're going to kill a king. He's really sucks. 107 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,040 We will cross the bridge and burn it afterward. 108 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,520 No, no. The bridge does have some 109 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,840 railings for Anthony the Horse to grind its stomach on. 110 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:18,600 Oh, that's that was he's going to grind his his hooves, his his 111 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,480 horseshoes. OK, silly, OK, why would? 112 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,960 He grind his. Belly as a as a broad slide. 113 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,920 Yeah. That seems impractical. 114 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,760 Why not just ride it normally? It is ride it normally. 115 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,680 OK, listen, I got to, I got to warm up for the 1192 games, OK? 116 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,040 I think you just made that up, not do you love that show. 117 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:46,120 Yeah, and Anthony Horse pro Horcer 3 is getting ready to 118 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,640 come out, so the kids are very excited for it. 119 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,640 Yeah. Fine, I got. 120 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,120 A video game made after myself that'd. 121 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:59,680 Be great. On way to on way to let the 122 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:04,000 wind, Patty knows that there's temple and another town nearby 123 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:08,360 where we are. And he shows you well, well 124 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:14,040 flavored that he shows you this crude map and he points to the 125 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:18,120 southern forest, says Patty. Know we here let the wind over 126 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,200 here. And he points to like the big 127 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,400 building symbol that he's drawn on there. 128 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,680 You seem to have drawn this with crayon. 129 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,280 Potty. Used charcoal. 130 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,800 There's a crayon in the corner. How we drew it, we can see it, 131 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,000 we know where we are. I I would like to go have a 132 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:39,000 drink of the water and shimmer because I heard it gives you 133 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,840 super powers and I don't want to be angry and scared and and cry 134 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,880 all the time anymore. Potty don't think that how it 135 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,320 work. OK. 136 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:52,360 Well, he's giving you some options. 137 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,600 What would you guys like to do? The kick flip. 138 00:08:55,320 --> 00:09:00,040 OK, Banyant beer. Go to the temple I guess. 139 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,920 Temple. It's a wades. 140 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,160 I'm not not very. I'm not very really. 141 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,360 I'm just I thought it was a temple on the way to let the 142 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,720 one. Small man, tiny man still. 143 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,160 Man. I'm talking I'm talking to small 144 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:16,520 man over the old. Oh hey, old old man, fancy boy 145 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:20,200 man, I can do. Can't flip off of. 146 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,720 Handsy boy. That's you, boy. 147 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,360 Who you're Speaking of are. You this is. 148 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,840 Fancy. I feel like I'm holding my own. 149 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,480 I mean, I'm not the biggest, greatest of warriors, but I feel 150 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,240 like I'm doing pretty good for myself. 151 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,240 Ebenezer, do you feel like you've just been insulted? 152 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,080 Yeah, but it's not unusual. It's fine. 153 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,560 You learn to live with it and hate yourself even more. 154 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,160 Your personality. If you get insulted, you roll 155 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,840 A20 to keep your composure. Oh God, I was an angry person. 156 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,080 What's Garp gonna think too? Yeah, what's Garp gonna think? 157 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,920 Shut up, Garp. Garp. 158 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:02,920 Garp. Hey, Garp. 159 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,440 Oh, now you find time. To wander off like a. 160 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,160 Weirdo. Oh yeah, he insulted. 161 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:13,200 Me what I do what? You start to doubt the 162 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:17,840 direction. Are you sure? 163 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,200 That seems a little hot. Dude. 164 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:26,280 What was eating testing? Oh, Oh no. 165 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,400 Oh, I can't even think about it without wanting to vomit all 166 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,960 over him. You guys. 167 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,280 Didn't. Keep my composure. 168 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:37,760 Yeah, you, you definitely don't keep your composure. 169 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:44,720 You feel a rage towards Anthony for calling you small man. 170 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,200 What's the horse have to do with it? 171 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:52,880 You guys are? The horse starts nodding his 172 00:10:52,880 --> 00:11:00,000 head. See, he gets it, and he's a 173 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,760 horse. You guys look around and don't 174 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:09,040 see a cane sig anywhere, you just see a a few small trees 175 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,720 that have been cleared as a path. 176 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:15,240 He started going West. No trees, pony boy you. 177 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,600 Thanks. For going this way. 178 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,840 I'm coming, I'm coming. But you say that a lot now, 179 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,000 don't you? You start going West, you son. 180 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,480 Yeah, he's going nowhere. That's because I can't see. 181 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:31,000 Come on. Well. 182 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:36,560 Ironically enough. I tried to trip Anthony and then 183 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,400 fell in the mud. Tried. 184 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,560 To mess with my horse. Does everyone follow cane sig 185 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,400 Oh? Yeah, no, I'm going after. 186 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,920 Him, I'm not going to be alone. He can't be alone. 187 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:53,480 So Potty is also trailing and he's seen like these trees that 188 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,800 are like chopped down. There was there's like a bird 189 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:00,800 with its wing cut off and it's like trying to flap and fly 190 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,440 away, but it's just going in circles. 191 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:09,320 Ironically enough, W was the way to get towards the town that 192 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:13,760 he's you. You see, you see a couple signs 193 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,720 that read the words goal mound this way. 194 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,800 And I'm sorry if you can hear the loud, the loud motorcycle in 195 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,240 my microphone right now can. You hear it? 196 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,800 Already I just passed by the house I. 197 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,640 Can't hear anything I think I'd give. 198 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,240 So this is the Town of Goal Mound. 199 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:39,800 I just love those tokens. The horse gets me every time 200 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,560 that I. Look at it. 201 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,080 I find myself whenever I'm working on this, I just find 202 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:52,040 myself giggling. But goal mound is. 203 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,680 I have a little thing written for this, so give me a second. 204 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:59,120 I'm sorry, Goal Mound has has definitely seen better days. 205 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,640 Most of the buildings are in disrepair or in need of serious 206 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,400 updates. Though that doesn't stop Gold 207 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,200 Mound from being a semi bustling town with a town hall in the 208 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,840 center of town. To the north of the of the City 209 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:14,640 Hall a Chapel sits with warn brick with a warn brick 210 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:19,280 structure but no markings on the deity they worship, a 211 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,880 blacksmith. Stan, a blacksmith building 212 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,640 stands upright at the southeastern part of town and 213 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,480 just across the road there is a Tavern and a bunch of tracks 214 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,480 from various animals and carts can be seen in the dirt pathing 215 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,120 suggesting it gets a lot of traffic from merchants. 216 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,120 You guys enter from the West side of town. 217 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:45,960 Immediately to your N is a small little abode, and then to the 218 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,720 South of you is the Tavern. Where's the Chapel? 219 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,120 The Chapel is this. To the north is this large brick 220 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:58,080 building. You see a soldier whose edges 221 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,600 walked into another person's house. 222 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,720 You're. Right. 223 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,960 Dude, get out of my house. What are you doing? 224 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,200 Hey, hey, how are you doing tonight? 225 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:15,320 I I what are you? The vagrants are crazy tonight. 226 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,440 I'm. Fine, but what are you doing in 227 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,280 my house? Get out. 228 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,400 What are you doing? I just wanted to see if you were 229 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,200 doing OK do. You need anything? 230 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,920 I'm doing well. Fine, you're going to the. 231 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,440 House. I was thinking of maybe going by 232 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:32,120 the end and having a drink. I don't know if you wanted me to 233 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,640 bring you something. No, that's cool. 234 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,800 No, please don't get out of my house. 235 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,400 Do you want to go with me? No, no. 236 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,560 I'm kind of lonely. Can I, can I just stay here with 237 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,080 you, you for a while? Is your daughter. 238 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,440 Roll 20 please is. Your daughter. 239 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:53,040 OK. I'm both. 240 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,680 King and you. No, you cannot stay here. 241 00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:00,320 Get out of my house. OK, I'm sorry. 242 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,280 I love you. Peace. 243 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,640 But as you walk outside, you can hear the clip of his door lock 244 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:13,840 engaging. The whole reason to lock their 245 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,480 doors at night. There's a Chapel open. 246 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,280 So I'm gonna. Go. 247 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,640 I'm gonna move you back to I'm. Moving you back out there 248 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,040 because there's something that's supposed to happen, I figured. 249 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,520 There's somebody standing. There's heaven either. 250 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,600 I don't know where his token is. Where did he go? 251 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,480 That's. Here tree he's. 252 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:34,880 In the tree. What tree? 253 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,680 Where? Where is he? 254 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,800 Oh, there he is. OK, we'll get to you in just a 255 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,840 second. Ebenezer, I'm sorry. 256 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,920 I don't like being insulted. Don't. 257 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,520 Pay for this. Wait, are you are you trying to 258 00:15:50,520 --> 00:16:00,360 hang yourself? Yes, yes, 12. 259 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:05,080 With the 12 branch snaps. All right, let me, let me, let 260 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,720 me paint the picture for you gentlemen. 261 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,560 I fall to the ground, my stubby legs kicking, and the branch 262 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,560 hits me in the head and knocks me unconscious. 263 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,840 OK, Kane, Sieg and Anthony Squared have approached the 264 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,440 Chapel doors. There is a well, It looks like a 265 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:32,240 soldier of some kind. There's a faint blue glow behind 266 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:38,960 him and he says halt, this is for serious, serious people only 267 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,160 I know. Yeah, I'm. 268 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,160 Pretty serious, and so is my horse. 269 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,680 We would like to pray I'm Cain, Sig's mother. 270 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,240 Do you guys also worship Meg Ross Megatron? 271 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,440 Sure not, no. Meg Ross. 272 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,960 No, I'm a blizz rags man myself. You're a benefactor. 273 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,360 A what a factor? Benefactor. 274 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,720 You should talk to us like that. I don't allowed to say that to 275 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,680 me. You should say sorry right now. 276 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:15,480 Benefactor is one who possesses powers of the Dragons. 277 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,359 He turns over to Zed, who's right next to him, and kind of 278 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:21,280 flinches away. He's like. 279 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,000 When did you get there? Yeah, listen, this guy's going 280 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,680 to break into your house in the middle of the night, right? 281 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,520 If you're going to cooperate with this play and this isn't an 282 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,960 idle threat, this is me telling you what's going to happen, 283 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,520 right? He will break. 284 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,920 It's probably going to be the middle of the day. 285 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,800 He's. Just going to walk. 286 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,840 In and make himself at home. He's not going to talk to your 287 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,480 daughter. Yeah, I kind of want a cheese 288 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,200 sandwich. You. 289 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,720 Better make it for him, otherwise he's going to break 290 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:49,120 in. Roll it 20 for me, please. 291 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,080 Who? Anthony the horseman. 292 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,520 Yeah. Yeah. 293 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,040 I I don't take kindly to your words. 294 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,360 This Chapel is just for the village folk. 295 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,560 Look. OK, you guys must be racist 296 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,200 though. I guess you are benefactors. 297 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,280 It's. The salt of the blizz racks, man 298 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,000 you. Guys have tempers. 299 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,000 Yeah, enjoy. Enjoy explaining that to 300 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,960 Megatron. Ain't saying he's just standing 301 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:17,160 there kind of unfazed, have you not said really so? 302 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,960 Zed, Are you sure you want to go through? 303 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,920 The window. Busting through the window to 304 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,400 the. Chapel. 305 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,640 Oh, I didn't. I thought that was a door. 306 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,040 OK. No. 307 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,800 That explains why it was really tough to get in there. 308 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,560 Explains why it hurt really bad. I had to break the glass. 309 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,520 You might this might have been one of those things where 310 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:53,040 something happened, but you you flashback, you rewind vernal 311 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,000 room. You're standing in front of the 312 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,760 window. He's not letting you guys 313 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,760 through the. No. 314 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,240 That's this is elsewhere, that's why. 315 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,840 Yes, go Insignias at the door. What? 316 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,560 What are you? Kind of reaching out for 317 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,800 dramatically flying at it. No. 318 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:20,280 No, no. Okay, roll 20 that. 319 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:28,440 Means you have to roll it. So he's let, he's letting you 320 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,440 in. I just want to make this clear. 321 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:35,600 He is letting you in not because he thinks that you are worthy or 322 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,640 feel like you need to be in here, but just out of pure pity 323 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,080 and out of like shame and embarrassment. 324 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,000 Yeah, listen at the. Other day, it doesn't matter, we 325 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,880 got in. So he. 326 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,640 Well, I did. He knocks, he knocks on the 327 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:55,040 door, he knocks a certain rhythm on the door and it opens and 328 00:19:55,160 --> 00:20:01,040 inside you see another benefactor, some common folks 329 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:05,320 sitting in benches. And then you see a very well 330 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,040 dressed mysterious man behind the podium. 331 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,920 If. You kill the benefactor, he's 332 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:17,600 get his powers. Is he in the middle of a sermon? 333 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:24,480 It looks like he just finished all of the yeah, the, the people 334 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,920 quieted. It looks like they were praying 335 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:32,120 and they started like trying to like file out and they get out. 336 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,560 They just disappear. Kane Sagan, his bulking armor 337 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,480 just brushed his shoulders with all of them straight down the 338 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,440 middle of the aisle between the Pew. 339 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,160 The stained glass he's shining upon him. 340 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,160 Yeah, he kneels at the altar. His armor clashes. 341 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,760 He draws a sword and and props it into the ground to hold 342 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,520 himself up. The he. 343 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,800 Groans in prayer. The. 344 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:00,680 The the weirdly clothed, the man, he wears a it's all all of 345 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,680 his clothes is entirely black besides the light blue accents 346 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,880 on the inside of his jacket. He has a scarf covering his face 347 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,080 and he wears AI forget what those hats are called, but 348 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,320 they're like more longer and pointy fedoras. 349 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,320 You guys know what I'm talking about. 350 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,360 Yeah. The try the try one or. 351 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,080 Yeah, the Tri. Robin Hood 10 the Yeah. 352 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,640 Like it? Like the brim? 353 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,800 The brim of the hat looks like it's like a triangle. 354 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,720 It's a pirate hat. OK, we'll go with a pirate hat. 355 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,400 Or a Revolutionary War hat you. Jake hasn't happened yet. 356 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,960 That hasn't. That hasn't happened yet. 357 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,480 I'm. Sorry. 358 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,480 I got hit. I got hit on the head with a 359 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,200 branch. I might be seeing things. 360 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,560 Trying to kill yourself? That's your fault. 361 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,280 The mysterious man looks like you can't say again. 362 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:52,040 And bleeding is your fault. See how you like being insulted? 363 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,720 Couple of benefactors here I might. 364 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,480 Help. Yes, he wishes to have his curse 365 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,960 lifted. Curse, you say? 366 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:06,120 Yes, yes. I don't I I genuinely don't know 367 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,320 how. What kind of curse? 368 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,360 It is a curse of hammer raws. She cursed you. 369 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,280 Hey, that's with in line of who she is. 370 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,680 I am Damien Raiku. Pleasure to meet your service, 371 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,480 your acquaintance. We I'm tensig. 372 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,640 Zed is introducing himself to the random benefactor in the 373 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:37,320 middle of the room. Hello, I'm Zed. 374 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:42,240 Are you Damien? Are you my friend? 375 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:53,280 I I think I like you. Dude, I don't even know you. 376 00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:13,680 Oh, hi, nothing's dead. Why do you do that? 377 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:20,880 You know what I mean, my friend. Dude, I got AI, got a job to do. 378 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,760 OK, I help you. I like the word. 379 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,320 From the from behind the podium, Zed, you hear? 380 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,360 Oh jeez, I'm forgetting his name. 381 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:43,960 Damien, look out at you and say you're looking for work, I hear. 382 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,040 No, I just want to help this guy over here. 383 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,320 I mean, I guess if you want me to work, I will. 384 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,760 You be my friend. I will have a job for all of 385 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,080 here pretty soon if you guys want to stick around. 386 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,680 You're my offer now. Blood. 387 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,240 I will offer you a grand total of 100 gold. 388 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,160 And yes it will. It will involve killing someone. 389 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,800 Yes, yes. Wait. 390 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,920 Well, yeah, OK, good. Is it too late to leave and use 391 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,400 the bathroom? Or. 392 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,320 Possibly throw up. I. 393 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,640 Either or is fine. I will get a concussion. 394 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,880 I will not hold you if you need to urinate. 395 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,480 You may go when you may go when you. 396 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,400 Please hold. Me who holds another man when 397 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:36,160 he's peeing? We, we can, we can sort, fight. 398 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,960 And he does the same thing that the benefactor outside that he 399 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,440 like looks like he goes flinches backwards. 400 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,920 My name's Dan. Will you be my friend? 401 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,720 I am Damien. Oh, you're Damien, yes. 402 00:24:54,800 --> 00:25:00,200 Yeah, Damien, a friend you. Say. 403 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,200 Yeah, that's what I said. You're not here too well. 404 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:09,640 You mean to talk louder? I will say there is no need to 405 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,640 raise your voice, but we all need friends in these times, 406 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,280 don't we? Yep, sorry. 407 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,160 I get excited and. I have his garb and he's not. 408 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,080 He's quite all right. I enjoy. 409 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,400 Your cancer. No, it's fine. 410 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,000 I wasn't speaking. I'm sorry, I didn't. 411 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,320 I didn't hear you. I'm sorry. 412 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,040 Nobody does except Gob and he's the worst I. 413 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,480 Like you have an easer I'm going to go kiss him on the forehead. 414 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,680 I. Forgot. 415 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:46,440 The I I stagger away, oh drunkenly, from my concussion. 416 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,960 Leave me alone. What work do you require of us? 417 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,000 Yeah. Is it honest like? 418 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:57,960 It's pretty honest and with injustice, if that tickles your 419 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,040 fancy. A little boring, but we will 420 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,240 accept. I like, I like being tickled. 421 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,200 There's a group of bandits just outside of town that keep us 422 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,760 ambushing some carriages of merchants coming in. 423 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,960 We would. Like you to. 424 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,440 Find We would like you to find these bandits and eliminate them 425 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,880 when possible. Just. 426 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,400 North of town. What a bunch of deuces. 427 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:34,200 Cane Sick Bolts Sword I. Try to I try to bolt running 428 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:44,800 into things. Come here. 429 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,760 I'm gonna, I'm gonna pick him up. 430 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,760 I'm gonna pick Ebenezer up and scare him. 431 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,280 Like. A lady. 432 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:58,600 All right, well before everyone or before you 3 decide to run 433 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:04,120 off towards these bandits, we'll go to Anthony real quick as this 434 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,480 is all happening at the same time. 435 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,680 Anthony, you walk into the town hall. 436 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:12,040 There's a there's a big desk, a couple of people shuffling 437 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,040 papers. It looks like they have like a 438 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:20,240 little dining table on the right side of the building and then a 439 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,440 door to what looks like a kitchen. 440 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,760 And one of the people shuffling papers gets shocked that there's 441 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,160 a horse in here. And now it's just spinning. 442 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,640 It's not spinning. It's not spinning horizontally, 443 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:42,360 but vertically. And then he sees a regular human 444 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:49,360 and then a like an old goblin in tow, and he goes, This isn't a 445 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,920 group that you see often. How can I help you? 446 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,520 Pull an apple out of nowhere to start. 447 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:59,160 Where did you get that? I don't ask, that's all. 448 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,240 OK, quick, quick question for you. 449 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,840 My buddy Anthony here and I pointed the one he's a OK. 450 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,760 He's looking for a horse whore house. 451 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:13,120 Do you have one of those? Do you mean a way? 452 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,640 A brothel. Even his horses inbred. 453 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,640 A A brothel for horses. Yeah, a brothel for horses. 454 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,520 Honestly, that doesn't. I've never heard of such an 455 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,400 atrocity. Atrocity. 456 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,520 Listen. That's $1,000,000 gold idea. 457 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,240 OK, right. Yeah. 458 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,600 Yeah, So what? Are you? 459 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,960 I'm sorry, this conversation is quite the roller. 460 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,040 Coaster. Well, as you can see, this is 461 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:46,080 the town hall that I work here. We usually run run invoices and 462 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,680 stuff like that for supplies for the town. 463 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,960 But if you, you look like the adventuring type, like, yeah, 464 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,840 that's me. Yeah. 465 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,680 He sees the bow on, on your back and he sees like the faint glow. 466 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,640 I if I I'm assuming correct, you're a benefactor. 467 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,800 Right as. You I I only know because Damien 468 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,560 Raider in the chap. No Damien and the Chapel has 469 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,720 around the same thing with those benefactors. 470 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,360 Damien's a benefactor. Brothers watching. 471 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,200 Yeah. Oh, Speaking of Damien, he 472 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,640 actually has a there's actually a request for the town if you 473 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,600 want more information on it. I'm pretty sure it's about 474 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,920 killing bandits. OK. 475 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,240 Is it at the church or the Chapel? 476 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,680 Yeah, yeah, it's a you could talk to him at the Chapel. 477 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,760 I'm not interested. You know why? 478 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,000 Why? Why is that? 479 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,280 They wouldn't let me go in. You know why? 480 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,880 Probably because you either insulted them or you're not part 481 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,720 of this town. Well, First off, that's racist 482 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:48,520 on both remarks, and secondly, no, it's because I'm too cool. 483 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,560 Yeah. They they know that my aura 484 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,240 would escalate the the coolness factor in that and they're just 485 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,040 not ready for it. I'm ahead of my time. 486 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,480 And have you heard of Anthony Horse? 487 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,960 Yeah, the pro horse skater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 488 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,440 How would you feel about he's not been like? 489 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,200 A He's going to be in the 1192 games next year. 490 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,320 He's. Going to be the 1192. 491 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,520 He is. He's going to be the 11 games. 492 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,920 Man, I like that win, though. Yeah, he's probably going to 493 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,560 win. Probably, yeah. 494 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,680 So let me ask you this Fonti. Agrees. 495 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:23,280 How would you feel about having a professional horse skating 496 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:27,480 rink here or horse skating park? Honestly, that sounds pretty 497 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,400 cool. You think the town would help 498 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,560 fund that? Probably. 499 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,120 Yeah, maybe the. Run by the mayor. 500 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,800 Well, where is he at? As far as I know, he's on his 501 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,680 way to the left. Win. 502 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,840 Well, I'm on the way to the left, Win. 503 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,120 You're on your way to the left Win. 504 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,480 Yeah, you guys are benefactors. You guys are probably on your 505 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,480 way to the left to win. Well, yeah, and I'm Anthony 506 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,320 Horse. So what? 507 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,840 Yeah, I got to get to the 1192 games. 508 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,800 OK, can I get an autograph? Yeah, of course. 509 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:01,560 And I cool pick up some of Anthony the horse's dung and 510 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,880 kind of autograph your piece of paper, Morehead. 511 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,600 Yeah, well, he's a horse, so. True. 512 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,760 So you just. It's just right H There you go, 513 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,920 buddy. In dung. 514 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,480 Well I mean I don't have the coil or ink. 515 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,880 I'm nowhere from behind the bar and they do You want my 516 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,400 autograph too? You could have just asked. 517 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,360 Oh, do you have a quill in ink? Yeah. 518 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,640 OK. Really behind them and procures 519 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,680 a quill and ink well and a piece of parchment for you. 520 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,480 I I write it big Anthony the horse, and then I hand the quill 521 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,280 over to Anthony the horse and he signs it. 522 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,920 He put the pen in his loose and he. 523 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,160 Just he just, he moves his head around and signs it. 524 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,480 It's it's even. He looks at it and the signature 525 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,800 of Anthony Dahoris is in better calligraphy. 526 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,240 Than. Yeah, exactly. 527 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,040 Huh. This is awesome. 528 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,800 It's pretty cool. Yeah, of course, of course. 529 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,640 Anything, anything for you guys. Yeah, Yeah. 530 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,840 I mean, I. Guess I'll definitely talk to 531 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,920 the mayor about getting a a horse rank in here. 532 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,040 Yeah, Horse Park. Horse Skating Park. 533 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,200 Yeah, Horse Park, Yeah, yeah. Thanks. 534 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,040 And then, hey, while I'm at it, listen, horse brothels, OK? 535 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,560 You're gonna make a ton of money off of it. 536 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,400 I'll give you that one for free. Stick. 537 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,760 Yeah. OK. 538 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,040 All right. I'll see you later, little 539 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:18,680 homie. All right? 540 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:24,080 And then I hop on top of the horse and we peel out inside 541 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:28,520 there. OK, and we take off OK, cool. 542 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,240 Patty sees that you're about to like leave, so he grabs on to 543 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:36,040 Anthony the horse's tail and he's being like flung behind. 544 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:47,280 You guys are going towards where Damien said that there's 545 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,000 bandits, correct? Oh yeah, I'm killing them all, 546 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,960 Yes. OK, it's about a about a where 547 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,000 he pointed on the map. It's about an hour walk north of 548 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,880 you guys. An hour. 549 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,440 What? Well, you're you guys are on 550 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:08,560 foot except for Anthony Horse. So if Anthony pulls ahead, he 551 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,120 would probably get there in like 15 minutes. 552 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,400 He's. Running pretty crazy man. 553 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:17,480 Yeah, but you guys reach a fork in the road, which looks pretty 554 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,560 important. Probably a what looks like a 555 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,520 prime ambush spot. A world perception. 556 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,520 OK, go ahead. Kane Sig is looking but he does 557 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,320 not see anything 0. Six, I'm going to look around 558 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,800 for some friends. He's too concentrated on the 559 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,720 bandits at hand. You can't see the world. 560 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,200 The the the forest for the trees, as it were. 561 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,360 Is that rolling the 9 for perception? 562 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:46,680 You don't see anything either. Perception, but I'm too busy. 563 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:51,720 Like doing kick flips. I'm. 564 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,000 Patched out against a rock. The the brain trauma got or the 565 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,400 concussion kind of got to you, huh? 566 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:00,840 Yeah, I think. I think I just need a little bit 567 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,000 of a power neck. I'm going to, I'm going to 568 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,800 stroke this forehead for him. Cane 6 stands in the fork where 569 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:13,239 the pads intersect come out. We shall kill you. 570 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:19,880 Patty sees some bushes rustling, and to the little bit north on 571 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:25,159 the northern part of the fork, a woman in a hood appears. 572 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:28,000 I'll kill her. And what? 573 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,199 I observer. Hello, who might you be? 574 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,400 We are cane seek there. I'm his mother. 575 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,679 I speak through him. Oh, you are. 576 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,440 Look like you're benefactors. That means you guys have riches, 577 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,440 right? Riches I blood you have plenty I 578 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,960 will spill if you try anything. Well, as you can, as you can see 579 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:01,320 you guys will not leave here with full pockets. 580 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:07,760 I throw my sword. Like like boomerang style, like 581 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,040 javelin style? No, it's going to be spinning, 582 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,720 Yeah. OK, so like beyblade, Beyblade. 583 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,960 I would not, I would not recommend you stand there. 584 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,920 Ebenezer, I already threw it. I already threw. 585 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,800 It OH. My what's going on? 586 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,520 My hand has some. Bonks him on the bed with the 587 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:34,480 hand roll accuracy. Standard not 20 D sixes this. 588 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:40,720 Is a waste of a Nat 20 but the the system is D sixes Yeah we 589 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:44,400 have to bank it 3 and a four misses sadly. 590 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,960 In his. Ebenezer in the head. 591 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,040 Yeah, the health dodge. Yeah, he's. 592 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,040 Good in though she dodges. Yeah, she dodges. 593 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,600 Excuse me, I don't recognize you. 594 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,480 Are you? Part of the. 595 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,160 Party. Oh, you guys are fighters, huh? 596 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,600 Well, I have. More than enough. 597 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:07,400 Men to deal with you guys. Anthony the horse was standing 598 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,560 next to someone. 4 bandits or three more bandits pop out. 599 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,760 Or, excuse me, four more bandits pop out, a couple of regular 600 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,200 sword bruisers and Archer, and then you have the mage. 601 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,480 Considering you guys I've already attacked, I'm safe to 602 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,400 assume that initiatives have started. 603 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,920 It's two put the moves on the lady. 604 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,760 I start waggling my eyebrows in that special way that drives the 605 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,640 lady's nuts. Or so I've been told. 606 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,880 I've never actually tried it. Like doing like the I. 607 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,520 Have some courageous like, yeah, like the wave with the eyebrows. 608 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,200 Yeah, like the Caterpillar. Caterpillar rolls. 609 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,560 Go on, I hear it works well on the ladies, but again, I've 610 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,320 never tried it. Listen, I may be concussed 611 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:02,560 ma'am, but you are by far the foxiest lady I have ever seen, 612 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,160 believe me. And then I fall to the. 613 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,280 Ground. You are the oddest, shortest man 614 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,200 I've ever seen. I'm OK with that. 615 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,000 Well, you rolled it nicely. I'm only so odd because I'm 616 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,600 concussed at the moment. Usually I'm not as odd as it is 617 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,840 she's. A She's a little bit distracted. 618 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,560 Like, huh? If I had all the gold in the 619 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,600 world, it still wouldn't be enough for you in a good way. 620 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,600 That's actually. In a good way, not in a bad way. 621 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,640 In a good way. These are actually the nicest 622 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,640 words anyone's ever told. Me. 623 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,280 Can I tell you something? I don't want to toot my own horn 624 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,760 because I know I'm not much. I mean, look at me. 625 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,800 But I am a servant of Sangarex and he's got me through some 626 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:50,120 pretty tough times. I've had to throw up a lot. 627 00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:01,240 For all of the for all of the the jargon that you just puked 628 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:05,560 at her, Ebenezer, she is actually kind of enthralled. 629 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,680 She she's actually kind of enthralled with you. 630 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:11,680 The. Riches and glory that I gain in 631 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,200 Shankar Access service. Half of them are yours, my 632 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,960 darling. I still got it. 633 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,320 I still got it. Mother Patricia said I was just 634 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:28,120 such a handsome boy. I have to believe her dear is 635 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,760 Candace. I do not have much gold, but you 636 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,760 can have it. It is only 15. 637 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,560 Roll. One more D20 Oh. 638 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,160 Come on, I used my one good roll for the next 30 episodes. 639 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,800 That crap. I'll never find love. 640 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,160 His arthritis kicks in and he drops all the coins. 641 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:53,800 Ironically enough, she sees you drop these coins and she 642 00:38:53,800 --> 00:39:03,080 giggles. Can't Sing, just does like a low 643 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:03,720 turtle. Just. 644 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:11,200 Oh yeah, yeah. No, it's my gold. 645 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,840 I guess I'm out of gold. It's actually really funny. 646 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:20,080 So Ebenezer, she I've been GM rolling every single roll she 647 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:25,520 has rolled below. I kid you not, she she that last 648 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,600 time. Yeah, she rolled A4. 649 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,880 So I am thinking of how to flavor this well. 650 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,080 Maybe this bandit can attack and return order? 651 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,120 I would like this. I would like to sing you a song 652 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:44,720 if I may. It said I had the voice of an 653 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:49,000 Angel if an Angel got if an Angel got kicked in and adds and 654 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,120 then and thrown down a flight of stairs. 655 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,400 I can definitely tell. Gives me a moment while I yell 656 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,600 at my compatriot Gob. He's like. 657 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:04,280 Always being annoying. All right, well, the first 658 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,680 bandit, we're going to flavor that all that that we talked 659 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,880 about Evan user, it's going to be on her turn. 660 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:16,520 OK OK, so this bandit is going to run up to Kane C in between 661 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,280 Kane Sig and Potty. Potty boy. 662 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,200 OK, he's attacking Kane Sig on what? 663 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:34,120 That's fine, he misses anyway. So he blocks the blade with his 664 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,840 gauntlet at hand. He just catch it. 665 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,440 He just catches it. Oh, crap, Ebenezer. 666 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:51,240 So you somehow successfully wooed this woman to basically 667 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:54,200 not attack. In fact, she's enthralled with 668 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,320 you and decides you know what? I don't. 669 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,800 I don't think I need anything else in my life than to be with 670 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,640 you, Ebenezer. I'm sorry, what? 671 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,560 I've been waiting for someone to say that. 672 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,960 And. Until now, I didn't believe in 673 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,000 love at. My sight. 674 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,280 Like I I kid. You not happy? 675 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,280 I was I was GM rolling against you. 676 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,800 I every like you rolled a 19 on that one. 677 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,520 I rolled an 18 and then you rolled A12I rolled a nine and 678 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:32,200 then for that seven I was like, OK, finally she could probably 679 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,280 attack now, right? No, she rolls a four. 680 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:40,600 So she decides to turn on her bandit front. 681 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,280 It smells like Kraken in here. Somebody else smell that? 682 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:53,880 Yeah, Anyone else smells squid or calamari, We'll say that's 683 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,760 your turn. Anthony Horse, it's your turn. 684 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,520 So this fella right in front of the Patty. 685 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,080 The one right next to Anthony the horse, yes. 686 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,520 Yes, yes. And then there's also the enemy 687 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,440 that's directly behind the Anthony. 688 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:13,840 Correct. OK, can we can, can we split up? 689 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,040 Do you mean like attack independently? 690 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,200 Yeah, but like together. They look different. 691 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,120 Oh, I'll allow it. Yeah. 692 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,800 Yeah. OK OK so Anthony the horse and 693 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,720 Anthony Horace see that there are people on either side of 694 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:33,680 them so they look at each other and they nod their heads and 695 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:34,640 they take off. Run it. 696 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:40,520 Anthony the horse charges at the gentleman behind him and ice 697 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:45,040 comes from his hoofs as he plants them on the ground and 698 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,680 then proceeds to donkey kick him square in the chest. 699 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:54,280 Anthony Horse takes off running and slides on his lead and hits 700 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,480 him with an arrow. An ice arrow. 701 00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:04,440 OK, so just just to clarify, yeah, Anthony horse is you are 702 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,000 sliding towards someone, imbuing your bow and then shooting. 703 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,000 And then shooting right as as I leave, like a little ice trail 704 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,040 behind me right. And the Anthony adult horse has 705 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,720 ice hooks and he's donkey kicking a gentleman in the in 706 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,040 the chest. OK, so are you flavoring that as 707 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,080 imbuing his hose? Yes. 708 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,480 OK. I. 709 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:30,960 Will allow that if if Anthony the horse can do a free flow 710 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,160 roll. For me. 711 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,200 Girl, what is he doing for a free? 712 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,120 Free. Free pro roll. 713 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:42,960 Just a 1D. 20 I can't roll above a 5 today. 714 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,560 OK, but I will allow him to just still try to kick him. 715 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,880 So you just won't have the ice damage with it. 716 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:54,120 So go ahead and for Anthony horse, go ahead and roll 717 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,800 advantage because you're right there. 718 00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:01,800 And then Anthony the horse, the D6 is at the top for the ACT, 719 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:06,040 the accuracy micros that's a crit from Anthony horse and then 720 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,920 roll standard for Anthony the horse that's a hit. 721 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:15,480 OK, so you would be so you would be two D 6 + 1 I believe for 722 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:23,840 Anthony horse and then Anthony the horse will be 1D6 OK, so 8 723 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:30,320 damage to this bandit and then six damage to this bandit down 724 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,800 here. Cool, cool, cool. 725 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,120 All right, Cane Sig. All right. 726 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,560 So we flavored it. The Kane sig was attacked by a 727 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,320 bandit and he caught the sword and gauntleted hand. 728 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,280 And it's a puny sword. He's used to holding a giant 729 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,560 blade. So I want to try to flavor an 730 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,320 attack to where I grab the sword all the way, I RIP it from his 731 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,800 hands and then stab it into his own stomach and. 732 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,440 Then I'd. Want to use free flow magic to 733 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,200 have the blood explode and crystallize outward from the 734 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,880 wound? Like with light magic, OK. 735 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,400 With blood magic. With blood magic. 736 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,920 Yeah, I'd roll for free flow. You don't have access to blood 737 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:11,280 magic or. Free flow, free free. 738 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,080 Imagine does not work that like that. 739 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:18,320 It it has to do with your character's element. 740 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,000 Oh, you can't use any. Element, well, like the way they 741 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,280 the way that you're flavouring it is like you're you're using 742 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,520 his blood to explode what you can flavour to where you pour 743 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,080 light into his body and then try to explode it that way. 744 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,480 Yeah, I'll try to do that if that's what I can do. 745 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,800 Yeah, I wasn't sure how the free flow work it. 746 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,880 It's basically like using your patrons element if you can 747 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:49,000 flavor it to me in a way where it uses your patrons element. 748 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,920 Oh, gotcha. So yeah. 749 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,560 OK. So yeah, I've. 750 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,320 Yeah, he's like. That. 751 00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:02,080 Roll first, Roll A strength like AD 20 for strength to RIP the 752 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,880 sword out. You know what that. 753 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,360 Actually works 7. Ironically, that actually works. 754 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,400 OK, so roll accuracy to stab him. 755 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,920 Just standard. Standard, OK. 756 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,040 Yeah, that's crit. OK. 757 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,960 That's crit 1D6. 1D6 for damage 'cause it's just a regular 758 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,360 sword. Oh. 759 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,960 My goodness. OK. 760 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,960 And then? Well, somebody's getting good 761 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,840 roles. 12 damage. 12 damage. There's always someone. 762 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,800 I'm so I'm warning with my roles. 763 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:43,000 Yeah, for free flow, roll A1D20 to test the effectiveness. 16. 764 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:47,840 That works, so be. A dealing 12 damage plus 765 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,880 whatever the free flow is. We'll do a 2D6. 766 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,600 OK, OK. My goodness. 767 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,800 Oh my. Max roll. 768 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,320 What the heck? He's dead. 769 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,040 He's dead. It looks like game Mike rolls. 770 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,600 OK. Yes, he is dead. 771 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,040 How do you want to? How do you want to flavor it for 772 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,720 the audience? All right, all right, all right. 773 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,000 So he swung overhand, right? Kane Sig catches the blade. 774 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,440 He's thinking. Puny's sword, but. 775 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,600 He can't say it out loud. He takes the sword by the end, 776 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,640 bonks him in the side of the head with the handle, and then 777 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,240 he takes the handle and he swings it around and spunk and 778 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:31,280 lifts him up off his feet, stabbing into his stomach. 779 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,880 Light starts pouring out from the sword and it comes out the 780 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,400 other end and it it in in. What's the word? 781 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,880 It mingles with his blood. The light, pure light does. 782 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,880 The pure light energy mingles with his blood is dripping out 783 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,720 the other side, and it explodes. And it goes. 784 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,000 Boom. Yeah. 785 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,560 He's sick, reaps the puny little sword out from his stomach and 786 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,000 the guy falls dead and he stomps on his head. 787 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,720 I I think the stomping on the head was a little bit 788 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,120 unwarranted, but. Yeah, sure. 789 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:08,040 He's he's his. His back is for better, for lack 790 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:12,160 of a better term, blown out. And his head is good turn. 791 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,400 Yeah, these guys are all just shocked. 792 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,840 Like yeah, over Kale for just something like a regular bandit. 793 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,920 Dude, dude. Oh well. 794 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:26,280 Like I had a family. Yeah, kill him. 795 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,800 He's just. Like you expect some battle 796 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,120 fierceness from him, but he just went overboard with it. 797 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,320 That's like that guy's gonna have a closed casket. 798 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,840 Funeral they're gonna. Have to burn him. 799 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,840 Yeah. He's probably just going to get 800 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,280 left here. His hair is in his face. 801 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,160 His burial is literally just going to be a headstone. 802 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:51,520 Yeah. That's it, Anthony Horse, the 803 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,040 bandit you shot with the ice arrow is going to look at you 804 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,640 and take a swing. Whoa, hey, man, don't. 805 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,480 Don't. Whoa, hey, hey, whoa. 806 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:02,760 You going whoa, whoa, whoa, hey man, critically failed. 807 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,200 He like, stops in motion and he trips. 808 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,240 Stop. Hey, hey, look his face man. 809 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,400 It's got to look good for when they going out on the parchment, 810 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,400 OK? Dude, who even are you? 811 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:14,720 I'm Anthony. Horse. 812 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,680 Wait, really? Yeah. 813 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,320 Why would you attack? Heard about you? 814 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,080 You're going to be in the 1192 games. 815 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:24,040 I I'm in the 1192 games, yeah. Yeah. 816 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:30,800 That's cool, the bandit mage. Maggie, you're autograph the 817 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,640 bandit. Mage named Candace. 818 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:38,680 Here's the Cantor between Anthony Horse and the bandit and 819 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:46,080 decides to use her patrons element on the bandit that fell 820 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,240 over trying to hit you. Oh, whoa, don't do that. 821 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,680 Hold on, you guys are going to see beer for a second, hey. 822 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:58,880 What's up dude? She's going to from her hand. 823 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:04,000 You see the air around her hand start to vibrate and. 824 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,840 Her. Yeah, and she does a basic 825 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,960 element attack. Or basic. 826 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:17,680 Yeah, that's kind of garbage. She does 3 damage to him on the 827 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:23,120 ground and that's her turn. The last bandit. 828 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,000 Excuse me, The next band is going to look at Anthony Del 829 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,400 Horse and try to take a swing on him. 830 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:29,960 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry. 831 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:40,280 A5 does hit for her and he doesn't have anything special, 832 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:46,120 so he does 5 damage to Anthony Del Horse I don't think, I don't 833 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,080 think I have like an HP value for him. 834 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:52,560 So he's a horse. So we'll do how? 835 00:50:54,720 --> 00:51:03,040 How about we give him 25 HP? 21 OK. 25 yeah 25. 35 got it. 35 836 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:10,720 yeah, that's about 20 feet. So the, the banded Archer, he's 837 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:14,480 the last of the bandits to go. He's he was very much thrown off 838 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,960 by the fact that a little tiny man like in front of him was, 839 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,840 you know, hitting on his guilt, his leader essentially, But he 840 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,840 doesn't deem him that much as a threat as he sees Kane Sig just 841 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:33,320 absolutely destroy his friend. So he's gonna take a his arrow 842 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:41,160 gets coated in like a green like poison effect and he fires at 843 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,640 Kane Sig and he misses. Catches the arrow. 844 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:54,080 He is terrified now. Zed's over. 845 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:59,480 It is finally your turn. Oh, excuse me, that's really 846 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,200 good, 'cause. I'm kind of pissed off right 847 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:01,560 now. You. 848 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,960 Know, I'm, I'm going to move up here closer to this guy 'cause I 849 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,120 don't need to hurt my buddy Ebenezer. 850 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:18,880 And I'm really going to get angry and I'm going to let let 851 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:25,320 darkness kind of envelope out of my body, kind of not envelope 852 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,240 out of my body, but come out of my body and envelope me. 853 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:33,280 And then I'm going to shoot 2 tendrils if I can using free 854 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,560 flow into this this fellow right here. 855 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:43,280 And then yeah, I want to pick him up and throw him back up on 856 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,400 these rocks over here. Can I? 857 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,520 Can I do that? Won't you? 858 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,640 That seems pretty. We'll do 1. 859 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:55,120 Tendril OK, can I can I, can I pick him up and like just hold 860 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,600 him up in the air then and like be really angry to him? 861 00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,000 I would probably I'll probably allow you just pulling him 862 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,600 towards you. OK, you know what? 863 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,920 That works good. Pull him towards my fist. 864 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,360 So go ahead and roll a 24 free glove. 865 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,520 OK. Is that? 866 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:22,120 Yeah, OK. 19. The. 867 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,400 Devil was dead. Oh my goodness. 868 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,160 He's scarier than me. Oh my God. 869 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,480 He's weirder than I. Am Kane, Sig and I are freaking 870 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:39,920 crazy. OK, so yes, the free flow does 871 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,200 go through. It cost 8 mana. 872 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:49,000 Go ahead and rolls. There's standard accuracy, the 873 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000 D6 at the top. See if it connects. 874 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:57,000 That be whip weapon attack correct? 875 00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,520 It should be the accuracy macro at the left. 876 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,480 Oh my bad. And then drop down, click 877 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,440 Standard. Yeah. 878 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:12,080 That hits. So yes, you from your hand A a 879 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:16,520 tendril shoots out of your hand, full or covered in dark energy. 880 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,840 It wraps around him, it singes him a little bit. 881 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,280 Go ahead and roll A1D6 plus one for damage. 882 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:29,440 I want to, I want to pull him right to my face and I want to, 883 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,440 I want to like, look a little angry and stop. 884 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:38,160 I want you to know that douchebag, Stop stealing from 885 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,560 people. I want you guys to know that 886 00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:44,720 this Archer witnessing his friend get blown up by one 887 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:48,800 person and then the other person screaming in his face, he is 888 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,160 actually crapping himself right now. 889 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,160 Oh my God. Please smell what's. 890 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:06,400 That smell. Actually, I'm going to GM roll 891 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:11,760 this wolf for poop, yeah? He's. 892 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,840 No, he is crapping himself. I'm just I rolled to see if he 893 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,880 would run away but he is standing. 894 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:26,200 His people drown, I mean. If I put myself, I believe. 895 00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:31,040 Yeah, Ebenezer, it's your turn. My darling, you are the most 896 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,080 gorgeous creature I've ever seen. 897 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,240 Oh, you're so kind. You'll make me believe in a God 898 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:39,800 the nuns made me pray to. I love looking down at your 899 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:49,000 bald, shiny head. I love you so much. 900 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:09,760 And you're 1 crazy eye. Sorry about the other one, 901 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,800 that's all squinty I got in a school. 902 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:12,760 Yard. Brawl. 903 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,600 And by school. Yard Brawl I. 904 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:23,520 Mean repeatedly for years. You should have seen that eye. 905 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,640 Would I offend you, my darling? If. 906 00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,960 If if I killed this Archer that just soiled himself. 907 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:38,120 No, you can do as you please. Oh good, I I hate for his stench 908 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,480 to continually assault your nostrils the way it's 909 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,440 assaulting. Mine. 910 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,840 It is. It is atrocious. 911 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,280 You should kill him. Anything for you, my pet. 912 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:59,720 All right, I'm looking. I am, I don't know what 913 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:03,920 happened, these things are. I raise one arm and up to 914 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:09,520 Sangrex, staring at this Archer who was assaulted my lady's nose 915 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,040 with his filth, and in my arm appears a spear of blood. 916 00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,920 This moment I am unaffected, surprisingly enough, due to the 917 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:22,200 fact that I am so in love. Is this a free flow thing? 918 00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,560 Yeah, there should be actually a blood speed like. 919 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,840 That's a that's a level 2 ability. 920 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,240 Oh, I don't do that. Rewind. 921 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,280 You have you and the BAE. What's BAE? 922 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,240 The I'm forgetting basic elements tech. 923 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,880 Yeah, it's oh, it's supposed to be BA, not BAE. 924 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,600 Yeah. Basic element tech. 925 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,840 Oh like yeah, my element, like the blood. 926 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,720 Yeah. So you would just, it's just a 927 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,240 regular, excuse me, blood attack? 928 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:59,400 OK so I I point my hand, I grab this filth and I stare up into 929 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:03,600 his eyes with my good eye and my squinky eye and I go. 930 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:08,080 You're done for. As I grab him I feel the heat 931 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,040 from Sangrek's filming and start to heed his blood. 932 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,200 Should I pass this role? Yeah, role accuracy. 933 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,920 What is the accuracy 1D20? It's at the Grove. 934 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:24,120 It's a macro at the top left. So do I have an advantage or is 935 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:25,960 it standard? Oh, you're kind of close. 936 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:30,760 I I would say advantage that hits and it does 5 damage you 937 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,840 from he feels the. Very blood in his veins, 938 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,840 whiplash against it. Right. 939 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:41,000 Yeah, yeah. He gets covered in this blood 940 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,480 and it kind of like spikes into him a little bit, hurting him. 941 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,360 Anthony Horse that it's your it's your turn. 942 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,160 Don't forget your Yeah, don't forget your man of regen. 943 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:49,760 Oh yeah, that's. Right. 944 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:54,200 I think it's. 1D1D6 plus one. Hey, there you go all. 945 00:58:54,680 --> 00:59:01,560 Right, so I saw this man assault my horse and unknown fury lights 946 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,640 within me. OK. 947 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,680 And. So yes, the free flow does go 948 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:09,240 through. Jump over Anthony Horse. 949 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:13,040 Why did I just hear the horse? But So yes, the free flow does 950 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,080 go through. OK, tell me. 951 00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,080 That's all. That's all. 952 00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:21,160 Oh, that's fine. Oh, you're up here using it to 953 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:25,920 mimic my voice? You think I can say what I want? 954 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:35,560 I'm the editor all. Right, so I'm going to grab the 955 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,480 by the collar, I'm going to say. Cool off. 956 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,440 And then I'm going to just. Freeze them in place. 957 00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:48,960 OK, honestly I don't see like correct me if I'm wrong, I don't 958 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,800 see any like technique or anything it it's literally just 959 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,520 you pouring your energy out. I did a kick flip. 960 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,840 Over it. That's true. 961 00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,040 I will. I collected AK so I have an S 962 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:05,440 and AK. Damn, yeah, I. 963 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,200 Will. I will allow this. 964 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:13,240 I won't count it as free flow, but I won't count it. 965 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,200 I won't count it as free pretty flow. 966 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:22,160 OK, but go ahead and you don't even roll. 967 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,040 Just humor me. Roll accuracy with the data 968 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,920 because. If it goes through then I'm 969 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:32,560 like. I got you that that hits damage. 970 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:36,800 I will do just do a 2D6 damage. Yeah. 971 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,040 Yeah, yeah, He takes, he takes three damage. 972 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,480 You did cool them off a little bit. 973 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,880 So cool. And then as he's starting to 974 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,760 cool off, I dropped to the floor and Anthony the horse. 975 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:55,120 Kicks him in the face. OK, roll, roll standard accuracy 976 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,600 for Anthony the horse yeah that hits one D6 damage. 977 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,280 He's just nicking him at this point. 978 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:02,200 I'm. I'm done. 979 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,440 I quit. Tough times, no? 980 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,960 That was at least a critical role, wasn't it? 981 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,040 No, because both of both of them were. 982 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,480 Both of them would have to be a success. 983 01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:15,280 Oh, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 984 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:18,640 OK. Kane 6 It's your turn. 985 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,480 All right, Kane 6's covered in blood. 986 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,080 Yeah. He's going to walk to the 987 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,680 remaining bandit. He doesn't have a sword, by the 988 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,360 way, because he threw it at the beginning of battle. 989 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:31,400 Yeah. While he's walking over, his 990 01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,800 thumbs start to charge with light. 991 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:38,840 Just his thumbs. I'm going to roll a free flow 992 01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,600 and hopefully it goes through Oh. 993 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,120 Don't don't forget your mana recharge. 994 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,320 So yeah, the free flow does go through. 995 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:52,600 Did I use mana last time? Free flow. 996 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:56,240 Uses 8. OK, Oh, it does. 997 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,960 So I wouldn't have enough to do it twice. 998 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,320 Well, the mana recharge. So I have two and then the mana 999 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,440 recharge is 26 + 1. Yeah, so the. 1000 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,080 Max role I don't think. Yeah, what? 1001 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:13,520 You would have 9. 5676767 Oh yeah. 1002 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:20,120 Yeah, you have 7 mana. Yeah, he starts charging up his 1003 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:24,400 hands with light and he's going to just do. 1004 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,280 It'd just be a basic element attack with light, but it's 1005 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,600 going to be flavoured through a punch. 1006 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:36,280 OK, roll one punch. One punch, Two punch. 1007 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:42,760 Standard success. Ha ha ha ha ha. 1008 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,520 Go ahead. And roll the 1D6. 1009 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:56,080 Ha ha damage ha ha. Yeah, you you punch him in the 1010 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,160 chest and he does feel a little bit, but he had a plated armor 1011 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:04,440 on his chest. So yeah, the bandit will now 1012 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:10,160 attempt to attack you since you attacked it missing. 1013 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,920 Yes. Actually, I just realized 1014 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,200 something. This bandit was down because he 1015 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,280 tripped over. I'll go ahead and double your 1016 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,280 damage so he'll take one more I feel. 1017 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:21,280 Nice. OK. 1018 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,680 But he spends his turn getting up. 1019 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,520 Candace, you wanted to attack you. 1020 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,160 Well I mean he already did and missed, but he he swings and and 1021 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:37,520 he dodges, but then he takes his sword and holds it to his chest. 1022 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:48,560 He wants him to do it. Here Candace is, Yeah, she looks 1023 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,440 a little. Do you see all that? 1024 01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:58,000 The horse is kind of hurt, so she walks over to Anthony, the 1025 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,520 horse, trying to avoid being kicked by it or by him and he's 1026 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,360 she's going to do soothing tune. Everybody's like, get your 1027 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,720 girlfriend off my horse. She's. 1028 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,800 Helping your horse, you inbred hillbilly shut. 1029 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:19,800 Up migrations flow from her shoulder, outer hand and heals 1030 01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:23,200 Anthony the horse tent help so he's back up the pole. 1031 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:27,080 Hey, what's up, my guy? Yeah, you're not all upset by it 1032 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,960 now are you? She alright, She alright? 1033 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,720 That's fair, she's better than me. 1034 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,640 Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The bandit currently being 1035 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,600 assaulted by Anthony Horace and or I guess Anthony squared. 1036 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,240 He's going to take a swing at Anthony. 1037 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:43,680 Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1038 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,360 He misses. Geez, these woes, man. 1039 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,400 Hey, I'm Anthony Horace. OK? 1040 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,600 You can't hit this face. Oh. 1041 01:04:55,040 --> 01:05:01,080 OK, Eenie meenie Miney. What's your name? 1042 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,960 Zed. He's the Archer is going to look 1043 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,680 at you and he's going to do a basic element attack. 1044 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,640 Oh, let's I forgot the real accuracy. 1045 01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,880 See if he even hits. No, he critically fails. 1046 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,760 Would you like to counter attack? 1047 01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:25,200 Yeah, I want. So I'll just, I'll, I'll squeeze 1048 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,280 him. I'll I'll make the tendril 1049 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,760 that's already wrapped around him because he's kind of dumb 1050 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,040 from trying to attack me while I got ahold of him. 1051 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,400 OK, I'm just going to squeeze him like a Python. 1052 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:42,880 OK, I'm going to roll A1D6 for damage. 1053 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,440 That's three. Yeah, he takes, he takes three 1054 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,560 damage. He's not quite down yet, but 1055 01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,400 he's getting there. But now he's he's. 1056 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,200 Going to be. But now it's fully your turn. 1057 01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,800 Go ahead and roll Mana Regon. Oh yeah. 1058 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,520 One D 6 + 1. No, only three. 1059 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:03,680 OK, that's enough. OK, so I'm going to unbue a 1060 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,280 weapon. It's going to be the poop that's 1061 01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:08,600 on the floor. That's his. 1062 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,600 That's not how. I can't do that. 1063 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,400 Well, that wouldn't be a human. That's just putting poop on your 1064 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:25,160 axe. Well, I was gonna, I was gonna 1065 01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:28,920 imbue his, his poop with, with dark magic and then throw him 1066 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:32,040 down on his poop and say, now sit in your crap. 1067 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:40,200 OK, so no, I, I can, I, yeah. I my my main thing with it was 1068 01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:43,120 you can't imbue your weapon with his. 1069 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,360 Poop. No, no, I wanted to imbue poop 1070 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,840 with. Man, this is not how I wanted 1071 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:54,440 the season to go, but. Flashbacks to Vietnam, huh? 1072 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,920 I was going to turn this poop into a weapon. 1073 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,160 You know, just just principle wise, I'm going to say no. 1074 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,680 Oh Shinky. Darkness wise. 1075 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,920 OK, you're going to view your hand axe with your dark energy. 1076 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,800 Yeah, OK, let's just do it vanilla. 1077 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:15,800 That's fine. Yeah, I'm glad we're doing it 1078 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:19,000 vanilla. Yeah, let's skip the chocolate, 1079 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:25,400 why don't we? Yeah, it doesn't matter. 1080 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,160 I miss anyway. Yeah, you. 1081 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:30,120 You do swing wide. You were you're you were 1082 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:32,800 thinking about putting poop on your axe and that kind of 1083 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:35,720 distracted you. I wasn't going to put poop on my 1084 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:40,640 axe. I want you to keep saying that I 1085 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,440 don't know how this works. It just became a better fact. 1086 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:48,720 Like like yesterday. How many? 1087 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:50,320 How many are? It's your turn. 1088 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:54,120 You're right, Gore, that guy's, you're right. 1089 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,000 Gore. That guy's losing his mind. 1090 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,840 But he's probably good because otherwise we wouldn't be able to 1091 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,920 fight. He's going to call cocaine 1092 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:01,560 steam. He's. 1093 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,360 Like looking. He's looking around like John 1094 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:06,680 Travolta. Like what? 1095 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:10,440 Like what the heck is going on? Don't get upset, buddy. 1096 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:15,040 We know you eat well. OK, All right, I am going to I'm 1097 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:19,520 gonna, oh, First things first, I'm gonna roll my my mana. 1098 01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:21,960 OK, one D 6 + 1. Yep. 1099 01:08:22,319 --> 01:08:23,920 Oh. 7. Max. 1100 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,720 Dang. Does it Max it out or does it go 1101 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:29,160 over the? Max you don't. 1102 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:32,200 You don't get overcharged with mana, you just go back to full. 1103 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:33,439 OK. I. 1104 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:39,960 I imbue my my my dynamite hammer OK with blood. 1105 01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:42,399 Yep, and I swing it. OK. 1106 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,200 Like a like vigilante style. Really trying to impress my 1107 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,640 lady. Yeah, well, I was going to say 1108 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:51,399 standard, but that works because the first one. 1109 01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:52,760 Was a. No, it's fine. 1110 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:54,880 It's fine. The first one is a success. 1111 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:58,560 So yeah, you hit them, roll your damage. 1112 01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:02,359 It would be two die six He. Needs a pair of shoes. 1113 01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:06,319 I'll take it. Kevin, I want OK, this kills 1114 01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:08,560 them. Flavor how you want to how you 1115 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,000 want to end this dude's life. Hey. 1116 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,080 Look, my lady is she's healing a horse. 1117 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,960 She's so sweet and kind. And then I look at him and I go. 1118 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:21,200 You, my friend, have made a very grave mistake. 1119 01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:25,560 Goreb, I need your help. And I start swinging my meteor 1120 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,359 hammer around my head. Yeah. 1121 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:32,080 Really fast, out of nowhere, my eyes get serious and they kind 1122 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:37,560 of darken. And this guy, it almost seems as 1123 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:41,880 if the blood takes the shape of a of a person behind me and 1124 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:45,080 brings both his fists down gorilla style onto this guy's 1125 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,479 head as I smash my meteorite hammer. 1126 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:54,200 And there's a faint, just the faintest gurgle of the name gore 1127 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,200 before the blood disappears. Thanks Gore. 1128 01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:01,280 I appreciate it. So you smashed this dude's head 1129 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:05,200 in? All the blood trickling from his 1130 01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,600 head is a very, very good amount. 1131 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,840 My lady, go ahead. Roll, my lady. 1132 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,680 Can't see me throw up, my lady. Can't see me throw up. 1133 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:19,000 Roll roll A20 to see if you throw up or not. 1134 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,480 Please, Sangarex, don't let me vomit in front of the yeah. 1135 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,360 You. I dive into the bushes so she 1136 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:31,720 doesn't see me. You do throw up, yes. 1137 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,960 Why, God, why it's so much? Fun. 1138 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,080 Are the only ones that that hear the retching. 1139 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:49,520 Anthony Horse, it is your turn. OK I also vomit but I want to 1140 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:54,360 see if I can you freeze some of throw up and use it as a 1141 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,480 javelin. To attack this guy. 1142 01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:01,440 Definitely are. Are you talking about Ebenezer's 1143 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:03,280 throw up or your throw up? No his throw. 1144 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,120 Up his. Throw up. 1145 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:13,200 Throw up in a roll. Roll roll A20 for me. 1146 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,440 Oh. Sorry, that's 12. 1147 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:18,160 Oh I'm done. Trump 2012. 1148 01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:23,440 This is my last episode. No, he raged quit. 1149 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,840 Try being Marcus and Ted Rain. Yeah, being Marcus. 1150 01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:31,680 Never succeeded any roles. I can't like I I've literally 1151 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,120 not succeeded any roles today. Nope. 1152 01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,680 I haven't. It all fails. 1153 01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:37,680 All right. Yeah. 1154 01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:44,440 Decides to break his knees doing a trick and then he retires from 1155 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:47,720 skateboarding. I thought you meant the bandit's 1156 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:48,920 knees. No, you're talking about Anthony 1157 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:49,720 Horse's. Knees. 1158 01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,920 I break his knees too and turn them into glue. 1159 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,760 Now he's now he's in retirement for. 1160 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,760 The rest so you I will flavor it like this. 1161 01:11:56,760 --> 01:12:01,520 You weren't able to sense or feel Ebenezer's vomit with your 1162 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,480 magic, so you can just attack him. 1163 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,680 OK, Can I just back with a bow? Sure, we're all. 1164 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:09,600 Standard. Accurate. 1165 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:13,640 Hang it, hang it. This is Marcus from Dead Race. 1166 01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,480 This is this is definitely Marcus from Dead Rain, because 1167 01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:18,920 that's a critical. Fail. 1168 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,320 It's been doing surprisingly well for myself. 1169 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:27,040 He catches your bow mid swing. Stop, dude. 1170 01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:31,040 Stop. You're wrestling over. 1171 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,840 Here I don't like that. Does Anthony the Horse do 1172 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,480 anything? He runs away in shame. 1173 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,320 His big old tail, but. Yeah. 1174 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,520 He sees that the pretty lady touched him, and so he's got a 1175 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:48,400 horse bone, right? The. 1176 01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,600 The Gentleman. OK, no. 1177 01:12:54,120 --> 01:13:03,680 This is not high and a roll from mount an 11 is that mount. 1178 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,920 Oh man, how does that mount? I want to listen. 1179 01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:12,720 I want to listen to know. That I have my head in both of 1180 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:20,080 my hands. Yeah, that mounts terrible. 1181 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:23,000 Yeah, that mounts that like every single orb was terrible. 1182 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,120 I don't get that I'm just joking. 1183 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:26,480 I'm joking. He's just I'm joking. 1184 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:26,960 I'm. Joking. 1185 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,920 OK, roll standard accuracy. Alright, I did. 1186 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:34,280 I rolled that 11 and then I did 2 damage. 1187 01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:38,400 Yeah, picking away to self, little by little. 1188 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,120 Chipping away, Can't see? It's your turn. 1189 01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,240 Is the bandit in front of me still down? 1190 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:47,680 He's got, he got up, he used his last turn to get up and attack 1191 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,040 you. But he's going to go pick up his 1192 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:55,400 sword casually and then walk back and then wide swing. 1193 01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:00,680 OK, roll accuracy. Let me get stamina. 1194 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,400 Of course there's that one. Why wouldn't it be? 1195 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:09,640 Yeah, yeah, Rolls. Are you imbuing your weapon or? 1196 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,840 Wait, I used some last time so I shouldn't have. 1197 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,840 To it's 4. Yeah, I'll view it. 1198 01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:20,960 OK. He picks it up and he glows with 1199 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:23,000 light and he just goes to golf swing. 1200 01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,200 Yeah. You know, this guy's head off 1201 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,880 while he's standing there. Like like T-ball? 1202 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:33,160 More like. Yeah, go ahead and roll standard 1203 01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:35,760 accurate. Well I will you know what do 1204 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:39,000 advantage because you feel inspired that you picked up your 1205 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,400 sword again. That's a crit. 1206 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:46,360 That's a crit. Let's see 2D2 D 6 + 1 cause your 1207 01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:48,280 sword does plus one. Broken. 1208 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:53,480 No, that's that's intentional. It's too hard to code. 0, Gosh, 1209 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,800 2D6 plus one. Yeah, 2D6 plus one. 1210 01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:58,920 It's going to be doubled. Fiat. 1211 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,640 That is actually just enough. Yep. 1212 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:05,320 How do you do this? Nothing fancy, he just kind of 1213 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,840 and he casually walks back from the sword and the guy almost 1214 01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:11,640 thinks he's going to show a mercy, but he takes it in both 1215 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:14,880 hands and he's kind of twirling around like kind of like how you 1216 01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:18,800 would testing the weight of the sword, like looking off in a 1217 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:20,280 distance. And then he looks at him and 1218 01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:26,760 cuts his. Head off does T bomb swing it 1219 01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,240 Yeah and. It flies in the air and then he 1220 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:32,400 catches it in his hand, catches it by the guy's hair, and he's 1221 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:36,120 going to take it back to the to to the to the pirate man at the 1222 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:37,760 church as a trophy. Yeah. 1223 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:41,360 Awesome, I'm so. Glad for you. 1224 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:48,400 Yes, yes. All right, Candace's turn. 1225 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:58,480 OK, She is going to look at Cane, seek Anthony and both 1226 01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:06,680 Anthony's and she's going to cast Interlude. 312 mana and 1227 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:11,600 each one of you gets the status effect reverbed, which means 1228 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:15,040 that on your next turn you can make an extra attack with 1229 01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:18,360 disadvantage. Why is she helping? 1230 01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:21,280 US. I, I I. 1231 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,880 I really like your. Your short old man. 1232 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,880 Ebenezer Yeah, I thought that was a. 1233 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:32,120 He's kind of cute. No, no, I genuinely feel this 1234 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,480 way. Well, OK. 1235 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:39,560 The bandit's going to look at Anthony Horse. 1236 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,560 He's going to try swinging on him again. 1237 01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,120 He's. Oh, please don't. 1238 01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:43,680 No. Yeah. 1239 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,760 He's doing this, but he he misses. 1240 01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:49,000 This is just. Horrible. 1241 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,720 He kicks. His this is Anthony, this is 1242 01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,360 Anthony Horse and this guy just going. 1243 01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:58,520 Yeah, just. Just. 1244 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:03,120 Like you 2 are like upping each other's face like straight arm 1245 01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:11,440 like like slapping each other is that it's your turn. 1246 01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:17,480 Yeah, OK, so let's see. All right, I'm just going to 1247 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:23,880 keep it simple and I'm going to unview my axe with with my with 1248 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:27,240 my dark magic. And I'm going to throw on it the 1249 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:33,360 last, the last bad guy. And, and as I do, I'm going to 1250 01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:40,840 say, excuse me, I do this in the name of Copac, Steve. 1251 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,600 The defendant looks over to you. He's like, huh? 1252 01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:48,200 Roll with the defendant. Roll with the dragon. 1253 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,120 I like that better. Hang on. 1254 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:55,120 There you go. And it's and it's a crit roll 1255 01:17:55,120 --> 01:18:00,560 your two D6. I love this season, guys. 1256 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:07,600 OK, you kill him. How do you flavor it? 1257 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:11,600 Oh, it just lands square in his head, just right in the center. 1258 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:14,880 And, you know, darkness explodes down a little bit. 1259 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:16,440 OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1260 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,480 I. Crawl out of the bushes, wiping 1261 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:21,600 my mouth with a leaf, going. To leap away. 1262 01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:27,120 And with that, the bandits have been quelled, might I say very 1263 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,760 unorthodoxily, if that's even a word. 1264 01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:32,280 It's not. Yeah, you mean in a rather 1265 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:34,840 unorthodox manner? Yeah, in a really. 1266 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:40,640 Yes, Thank you, Thank you. You walk over to Kansas and 1267 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:43,440 she's like rubbing your head, like rubbing right, right 1268 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:45,480 underneath your chin, like. A crystal ball. 1269 01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:50,160 Yeah, basically I you feel everyone else has had like 1270 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:53,560 shines at you like a like a freshly waxed bowling ball. 1271 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,760 Too much glare. That's kind of cute, really. 1272 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,360 Yeah, Oh yeah. Buy beer. 1273 01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:03,880 It disgusts me. Cane Seek's father never treated 1274 01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:08,040 me like that. Do you guys head back to Gold 1275 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,920 Mound for to talk to Damien? Yeah. 1276 01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:13,280 Cane seek's got the head. Yeah, yeah. 1277 01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:15,600 I'll start moving. I'm gonna go back to my friend 1278 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,320 Damien. He's swinging it like a like a 1279 01:19:18,440 --> 01:19:23,040 Easter basket. The the guy had like, there's no 1280 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,040 bag. There's no bag or anything. 1281 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:27,200 He's holding him by his hair. Oh yeah. 1282 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,400 Yeah, there, there's blood dripping all over. 1283 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:32,920 It's Candy. She's gone. 1284 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:34,960 No, she left me. Why? 1285 01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:36,200 God? Why? 1286 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,960 I'm getting her back. I'm getting her back. 1287 01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:42,480 He's there. Banti's never been so disturbed 1288 01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:46,200 in his life. Are you supposed to be my 1289 01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,120 friend? Don't you want me to find true 1290 01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:50,560 love? I potty happy for you. 1291 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,280 I'd be happy for you if you found yourself in true love. 1292 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:55,200 Potty. Celibate. 1293 01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:58,800 Well. Whatever makes you happy, potty. 1294 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,800 That's what I want for you, because you're my friend. 1295 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:04,360 Can't see you approaches Damien. Yes. 1296 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:09,240 Have you come to present me with your findings? 1297 01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:13,680 He lays the head on the altar across a holy book blood spills 1298 01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:14,160 on. That's. 1299 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,240 That's that's a bold way to do it. 1300 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,880 Yeah. Yes. 1301 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:26,080 And these were this was a bandit up by the road. 1302 01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:27,840 Yes. OK. 1303 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,800 So. As promised, he reaches back 1304 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:38,040 into his back pocket and he drops a sack of 100 gold in 1305 01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,360 front of you. Can't See and Zed jumpscares 1306 01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:47,280 Damien again. Why are you scared of me? 1307 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:52,880 I just find, I just find your presence surprising. 1308 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,400 Because you're resting your head on his shoulder. 1309 01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:58,920 Yeah, you're my friend. I don't like you. 1310 01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,680 Thanks. You're nuzzling him like a cat. 1311 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,720 Like a dog like. A dog. 1312 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:11,680 A helpless dog? No. 1313 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,760 I'm not so. I thought you liked me. 1314 01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:18,720 Why aren't you being mean to me? Don't bet you were a Pretty 1315 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,840 Woman. Don't act ugly now. 1316 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,760 I was not ever pretty. Oh, I'm sorry. 1317 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,600 No wonder you're angry. Father was all so ugly. 1318 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:30,720 Well, he came out so attractive. Don't be so mean to your party 1319 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,840 member now. Yeah, yeah. 1320 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,960 Don't be mean to me, my buddy Damien. 1321 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:38,200 It'll beat you up. Oh, I won't. 1322 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,920 I won't beat anyone up. Oh, OK. 1323 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,880 Hey, look, lady. Lady. 1324 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:50,160 Yeah, it's his mom. I am also. 1325 01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:53,920 I am Kane Sig and Kane Sig's mother in one body. 1326 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:58,000 Oh, that's your curse, man. Hammer Eyes is. 1327 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:02,480 Quite funny, yeah? So I mean, look, lady, I just 1328 01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:05,760 want you to know I'm sorry your husband treated you so bad. 1329 01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:14,080 And I mean, you know, I do you. But that statement, Damon, 1330 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:18,120 Damian just kind of like does like a slow turn towards you. 1331 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:23,000 But I'm just trying to make her feel good about herself. 1332 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,760 His brow is like furrowed, like what did I just hear type of 1333 01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:31,360 thing. I mean in the platonic way, you 1334 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:33,920 know. There will be nothing platonic 1335 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,440 about it. I will have you. 1336 01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:36,600 I will. Have you? 1337 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:43,640 If not tonight, then another I. Am No. 1338 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:46,080 So glad I'm here to see this. I'm so. 1339 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:51,480 Glad I didn't go in the Chapel after they might have thrown up 1340 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:57,280 again. Hey Robbie, you hear this and 1341 01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:00,720 the the benefactor in the middle of the room like just slowly 1342 01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:10,760 turns and says I wish I didn't. But yes, this is a good stopping 1343 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:12,640 point for now. OK. 1344 01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:15,680 Hey, Robbie, will you? Will you be my friend? 1345 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:18,840 Are you going to have platonic sex with me too? 1346 01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,440 No, no. We're on conversation, dude. 1347 01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:26,640 Remind me dinner first. Anthony Horse, let's get out of 1348 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:33,840 here. Speaking of Anthony Squared, 1349 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:36,760 where did you guys go? Oh, we rode off into the sunset. 1350 01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:41,160 We're off. Looking for a good skate spot? 1351 01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:43,000 Yeah, we're, we're, we're scouting that looking for my 1352 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,560 darling. A horse he. 1353 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,240 Drained a pool. And it's my darling. 1354 01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:51,000 Would you like to go to the saloon for a Santa Barilla? 1355 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,600 That sounds lovely. Sure. 1356 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:56,960 You'll have to pay. I gave you all my gold. 1357 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,880 If you don't want to pay, I'll just sing a song and they can. 1358 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:05,600 Oh no, I'm more than happy to pay. 1359 01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:07,800 Either way, he's fine. Anything. 1360 01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:09,880 I don't know where this alone is. 1361 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:14,520 And yeah, that's a good stopping point for now. 1362 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:18,120 I did plan this to be a little bit shorter, but that combat 1363 01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:19,880 took a lot longer than I thought it was. 1364 01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:24,400 So but but. You guys in the middle of a 1365 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:26,040 typical fight? We leveled up. 1366 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,480 You level up. What does that? 1367 01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:37,000 Mean so your health increases by 1D6 plus 2 because that would be 1368 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,840 the level you're going into your mana. 1369 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:43,640 You roll A2D6. Wow, I. 1370 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,560 I rolled it 1/2. Wait, the hell levels up? 1371 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:51,080 What? So the mana you would, yeah, one 1372 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:56,640 D 6 + 2 for health and then for the mana it's you roll A2D6, you 1373 01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:59,240 drop the lower die and then you add 2. 1374 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,720 What now? So roll A2D6. 1375 01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:04,160 Yeah, it's all one. For for mana. 1376 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:06,440 The one and you would have you would. 1377 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:10,600 Add 2 to that four. So your mana went up by 6:00. 1378 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:14,720 So Ebenezer yours would go up by 7, making it 21. 1379 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,880 Can't see yours would go up by 6. 1380 01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:19,880 And. Zed, yours would go up by 5:00 1381 01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:26,920 and then health is 1D. 6 + 2. But that means you guys now have 1382 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:33,640 access to your level 2 patron abilities as well, not? 1383 01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:40,080 Flash bang man, I feel. So bad for. 1384 01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,320 Anthony yeah, gets the crap into. 1385 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,680 The stick. Yeah, I'm sorry, Dan. 1386 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:46,360 It's all right. That's all we. 1387 01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:49,560 I love you. I want you to know this is this 1388 01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:54,080 is all Marcus's roles in. Dead rain every single roll. 1389 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:57,200 It's all right. It'll get better eventually. 1390 01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,120 Yeah, start having more. Opportunities and stuff like 1391 01:26:00,120 --> 01:26:02,320 that and more. Powerful abilities. 1392 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:05,360 So does that mean I can level up my Sangrex to level 2? 1393 01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:06,160 Yes. Yep. 1394 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:09,280 Everyone has their current patron up to level. 2. 1395 01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:11,320 OK. I'm just doing it on my sheet 1396 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:13,840 personal level up to level 2. Correct. 1397 01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:15,720 And this will. End up changing all of our 1398 01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:17,400 macros. Or you. 1399 01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:20,080 Know how we've been rolling? How do I turn my personal level 1400 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:21,320 up? It's at the top. 1401 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:24,040 What do you mean? Joe. 1402 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:26,640 We've been rolling. Like all of our roles have been 1403 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:30,000 the same like 1. D6 plus one because it's Patreon 1404 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,120 level plus our personal level or whatever. 1405 01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:35,760 Yeah, we'll just have to, you know, factor. 1406 01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:37,960 In the change. Now that we're level two, well 1407 01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:41,080 at the macros it, as far as I know, all the ones. 1408 01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:44,200 That are working right now you put in like like into the drop 1409 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:48,400 down yeah. So yours is yours would be 1410 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:51,320 grace. Like it has the PTL so you would 1411 01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:54,360 put level 2 and then if something had personal level 1412 01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:58,320 with it, it would also have the drop down for the personal level 1413 01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:03,600 so you just put that in as well. Yes, it is automated sick. 1414 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:07,240 Oh, Mr. Master. You could have just. 1415 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:10,440 Did the level drop down for level 2 and it would have 1416 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:13,280 automatically populated that? Oh I knew that. 1417 01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,520 Oh crap. Hold on, hold on. 1418 01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:17,840 I can fix this. Oh. 1419 01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:20,920 That messed it up. Oh, I got rid of the formula. 1420 01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:22,760 Yeah, I. Just realized that. 1421 01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:24,280 Sorry. Nope, it's. 1422 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:26,480 Fine. It is completely fine, yes. 1423 01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:27,760 Crap. I don't. 1424 01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:29,200 Oh, I I did the. I did the wrong one. 1425 01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:30,800 I did the wrong one. Oh, hold on. 1426 01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:34,360 Bacon cheeseburger slop Bacon cheeseburgers. 1427 01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:40,680 It's so loud. Bacon. 1428 01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:45,480 Bacon. Clean tough time. 1429 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,560 Why is? I got one more, did it not? 1430 01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:53,440 Waiting for it not save. What is going on? 1431 01:27:55,720 --> 01:27:56,840 It's that one that I messed with there. 1432 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,880 We go, there we go. I got it. 1433 01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:01,320 I. Got it. 1434 01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:03,600 I like. Shadow Strike. 1435 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:05,760 Yeah, when do we choose? Different. 1436 01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,200 Picture there. Will be a story. 1437 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,960 Thing about that, don't worry, I'm. 1438 01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:12,280 OK, what? What is shaded? 1439 01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,200 Shaded is. A status effect. 1440 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:22,600 In the system shaded, it means that your next hit heals you for 1441 01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:26,280 one D6. Nice Nosferatu. 1442 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:31,720 Basically, but the caveat is. Status effects only last one 1443 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:35,720 turn, so that means on your next, if you're shaded, your 1444 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:39,880 next hit has to on your next turn has to hit, otherwise 1445 01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:44,000 shaded just goes away. But I get the cold touch, yeah. 1446 01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:52,520 Yeah, yeah, OK. Then all right, yes, well, 1447 01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:54,520 appreciate. Everybody hope you had a. 1448 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:57,920 Good time. We as much as we enjoy playing 1449 01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:01,440 it, except for, you know, the ones, ones and the ones and the, 1450 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,280 you know, oh, you got the two in there. 1451 01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:05,600 But thanks everybody. We appreciate it. 1452 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:08,200 And if you. 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