1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:05,680 It's another penis in my butt. Jeez, there's not, Joey, you 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:09,280 know I'm editing these, right? Dang it. 3 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,800 That's got to be a clip it, Jamie, Clip it. 4 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,080 Clip. It. 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,640 Jamie, I'm doing. That. 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:28,430 Oh man. You're listeners, spend your 7 00:00:28,430 --> 00:00:33,430 prayers as we head into battle. With the Devil Main Menu podcast 8 00:00:33,430 --> 00:00:36,880 presents. Asim inferno will the printers 9 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:50,320 survive TuneIn and find out it's. 10 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,120 Welcome welcome everyone back to community podcast featuring some 11 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,840 more the movie We're finally back at it again It's a. 12 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:59,080 Hazard Inferno. Y'all right guys, I said it 13 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,520 right. You did. 14 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,760 Good job. It actually took me a second to 15 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:03,680 process Holy. Cow. 16 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,080 No, I'm gonna say we're working out. 17 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,080 What's Chasm Inferno? Oh yeah, two weeks. 18 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,840 Guys, I've been practicing, OK? We got. 19 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:14,400 Oh man. All right, so we're back at it 20 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,920 again and we're just going to hand it right over because 21 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,920 because we're all full of pee and vinegar right now. 22 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,040 Yeah, we're going to get this thing rolling. 23 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,480 Pee pees. Go ahead and take her away, 24 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:29,800 Cheddar. I heard the conference, Aaron, 25 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,520 are you really that hell bent on killing people this way? 26 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,280 It is unsafe themes. You're falling behind on that 27 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:39,240 deadline, Barker. Don't worry, security has been 28 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,680 dealt with. You know what I'm talking about. 29 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:45,560 The program, the algorithm, the tests, they're dying in droves 30 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,480 within it. The people know what they're 31 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,960 signing up for. They know that once they're in 32 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,840 your little science project, there's no turning back. 33 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,960 Don't you read the waivers? My science project is supposed 34 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,360 to give people a second chance at normal life, not for your 35 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,720 voluntary culling of the masses. And you invite more people to 36 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,960 die. You really should keep your 37 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,160 voice down, Barker. You need test subjects. 38 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,800 You know it and I know it. Emily would be ashamed about how 39 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,440 you're acting right now. Don't say her name. 40 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,120 She knew my intentions and would be right here by my side, 41 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,080 questioning your authority as well if she didn't dive from 42 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,600 your incompetence. Watch your tongue. 43 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,000 You forget we have the same goals. 44 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,560 We both want people to live normal lives. 45 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,520 You knew the risks, so did Rachel. 46 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:44,200 You know what, you are a bitch. So it's been 2 weeks and I'll 47 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,200 give you and I'm going to give you guys a little recap. 48 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:51,760 You guys made it to Fort Haven to, you know, continue your 49 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,720 adventure of, you know, shutting down the security protocols 50 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,880 inside of all the forts. As you guys make it to Fort 51 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:04,440 Haven, Svetlana was approached by ghosts of her past. 52 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,880 And one of the soldiers that was hunkered down there, you know, 53 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,720 was a previous gang member that destroyed her missionary. 54 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,640 You guys fought off a horde and it was a very big horde and I'm 55 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,760 very sorry about that. No, it was. 56 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,520 It was fun. Yes, OK, it was, it was fun for 57 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:24,680 you because you got like 7, not 20s. 58 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,760 Yeah, I did. Yeah, I. 59 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,080 Still don't know how you were able to do that I. 60 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,240 Don't either. But I you know it worked. 61 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,920 I liked it. So you guys get got into the 62 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:42,640 Fort, that mysterious sign that Svedana saw turned green and if 63 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,920 you guys remember the one in Sanctuary turned red. 64 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:52,680 So there could be some stuff that you guys could figure out 65 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:59,080 and should on what these signs mean essentially and you guys 66 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:04,840 were giving given some lore pieces on or some clues I should 67 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,800 say. So hopefully within the next few 68 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,680 weeks maybe some of the pieces can start fitting together. 69 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,480 Just loves to fit things. Always been bed with puzzles. 70 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,079 I like to, yeah. I like puzzles like Tetris. 71 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,960 I can solve a Rubik's Cube in like 30 seconds. 72 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,800 Really. Yeah, that is, that is 73 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,440 surprising. I just like to put things in 74 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,480 holes. He don't. 75 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,080 Yeah, that makes sense. That to remind me what? 76 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,920 What is Caleb? Oh. 77 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,040 Big. Meal it's. 78 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,440 Yeah, Where's my buddy at? Is he OK? 79 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:42,160 Him again. Caleb disappeared in that purple 80 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,520 light and. That's right, the aliens took 81 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,000 him. No, he's fine. 82 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,880 I, I he's fine. I'm telling you, if you well, 83 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:58,040 during the you guys start to go to bed in Fort Haven to, you 84 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:01,400 know, rest up. Yeah, let's see. 85 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,080 I gotta. I gotta remember some stuff. 86 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,000 Hold on. I. 87 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,120 Don't normally sleep. I know there's a simulation, but 88 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:13,720 it's a very in depth simulation. Usually when I get sleepy. 89 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,880 From the from these high. Heeled boots. 90 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,600 Oh. I'm sore. 91 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,280 Normally I just do some meth when I get sleepy. 92 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,400 Hey, did you know that you can't break bath man in this hot? 93 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,840 No you can't. You can't breathalyze it. 94 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,760 That's not from all no, as. Much as you want, they'll never 95 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,480 know I'm. Going to look around for some 96 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,520 spray paint. So it's naked and takes a bath 97 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:43,280 in the tent. Sleeping now as as you. 98 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,880 As you take a bath, what did he do? 99 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:54,280 The vet Lana as jeez. So vet Lana as you take a bath 100 00:05:54,280 --> 00:06:03,040 in the in the the tent you notice a skull woman and two 101 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,880 hollow 2 hollow eyes looking at you and it's just Eddie's 102 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,440 engineer the the skeleton breathing heavily. 103 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,120 Breathing. You don't know, you just hear 104 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:20,680 some breathing sounds from him, just essentially. 105 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:26,680 Sounds like bone traveling. Is it the rats that are 106 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,080 breathing? Probably. 107 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:32,600 I slowly I slowly sink into the tub and the barrel of my rifle 108 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,560 rises from the surface of the water. 109 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,600 Just comes out all soapy and sudsy. 110 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:46,000 Yeah. So as the night wears on 111 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,720 everyone. As the night wears on everyone. 112 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:52,520 Oh, it's Eddie. Everyone you know is asleep, 113 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:56,480 getting some rest in before you guys head to asylum. 114 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,480 I think you guys said that you wanted to go next to right? 115 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,480 Yes. Was it an asylum? 116 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,160 Yes. OK, Father Love. 117 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,240 Asylum. Father, love as you. 118 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,240 Yes. Father Love As you dream through 119 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:20,920 your the night, you are affronted by a weird a strange 120 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:29,600 looking woman to you. She's pretty, you know, very she 121 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:33,680 seems like it seems like you have this feeling that you know 122 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:38,760 her and she looked at you and she says, Jacob, come back to me 123 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,800 and you. And then in your, in your view, 124 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:48,200 you pretty much have an out of body experience and a whole 125 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:53,840 bunch of of memories of this person named Jacob flowing 126 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,240 through and you'd see like windows of his life passing by 127 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:03,880 you. The, and it all ends when you 128 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:10,440 look at or when the does Jacob looks at a priest and looks at 129 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,400 the newspaper. And that newspaper said the 130 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:17,360 tragic death or the headline the tragic death of father of love 131 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,000 I'm. Dead. 132 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:23,000 And then you and then you snap awake. 133 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:28,840 You snap awake and it is and it is. 134 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:37,640 Now dawn fall in. Love you. 135 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,760 You OK? Hold me. 136 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,960 I'm not getting this every morning. 137 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:50,400 But OK, no, I died and I was a I was a man named Jacob. 138 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,840 Oh, man. Well, you want the worst part of 139 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,280 it was what? There was a woman. 140 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:59,120 She was pretty. Yeah, most women are. 141 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,240 I'm not gay. Terrible. 142 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:09,360 By the love, As you're recanting the dream through Jacob's eyes, 143 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:14,920 you see that you were in prison, and you know I. 144 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,720 Shouldn't divulge that. Well, this Jacob was in prison. 145 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,160 You don't know. Yeah, this guy, Jacob, that I 146 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,040 was, he was in prison and. Then that's when he read the 147 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,360 headline for. Because like, he was like, while 148 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,600 I was in prison, I like, I was like reading the newspaper and 149 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:35,960 then I saw Father Love died. Oh, Jacob, So he must have 150 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,640 killed Father Love. No, no, maybe. 151 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:42,960 I don't know. You are date, Father love you. 152 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:47,160 Can't. Hang out here all out. 153 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,000 So as everyone. Fall in. 154 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,160 Love. So we start calling you Jacob. 155 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:58,640 I take it you call me whatever you want, big boy. 156 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,760 I'm. Not kidding. 157 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,520 As everyone congregates towards the middle, I'm going to bring 158 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,240 everyone here. Eddie sits on his like food 159 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,280 stand and he kind of you, you don't see any emotion on his 160 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,760 face because you know, he doesn't have any skin or 161 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,560 muscles. It's just a hollow skeleton. 162 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,960 But the way that he's like looking at his food stand, it 163 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,120 looks like he's kind of disappointed. 164 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:27,880 And that's when a purplish light can be seen on the North End of 165 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:37,040 the the Fort and outcomes a yeah, outcomes an old man on a 166 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,720 what looks like a motorized Walker. 167 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:48,440 What the heck is that? You, yeah. 168 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:54,120 Sure it's. Me. 169 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:03,520 Caleb, buddy, what happened? You're you're like old now What? 170 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,160 Are you talking about me? I'm younger than that little 171 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:11,320 bit. You're all saggy. 172 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,080 Nobody complaining to you get when you're trying to touch your 173 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:18,080 little. Boys who sounds touch little 174 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,920 boys. Nobody. 175 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,920 Legally, yeah. Nobody legally. 176 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,200 You got wrinkles, Caleb. What'd you? 177 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,960 Say man sorry. You got wrinkles. 178 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,680 I mean, everybody got wrinkles somewhere. 179 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,360 I can like all over. I don't have one single wrinkle. 180 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,440 You're pretty shaky, you probably don't have no wrinkles. 181 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,480 I'm not attracted to you anymore. 182 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,160 I bet I could find one maybe. 5 minutes, baby. 183 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,720 Animals. I'm just kidding. 184 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:55,840 I stripped. I stripped down nude and these 185 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,960 singular angle look. I pass out. 186 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,800 Down here, no wrinkle. I make a mess and I pass out. 187 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,320 I want. To see the high beams. 188 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,880 High beams. I did, but I can't. 189 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:15,560 I can't take it. You stripped down nude and the 190 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:20,600 two, the two soldiers that were with Sergey like are carrying 191 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,680 chests and they just drop the chest and their jaws drop as 192 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,960 well. Yeah, I totally lost 193 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,080 consciousness. I have a feeling I know how 194 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,880 we're going to get past all the guards in future. 195 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,040 Yeah. Yep, Yep, Yep. 196 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,800 It's good to know that has some effect. 197 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,920 Oh yeah. I. 198 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,320 Put clothes back on. I got to. 199 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,240 I got to go. I got to. 200 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,600 Get an eye Walker you so. Bad for real. 201 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:49,160 I walk past one of soldiers. So one of so the one of the 202 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:57,120 soldiers regained his composure and he goes, I just want, we 203 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,880 just want to say thank you for helping us. 204 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,760 Here's a token of our gratitude. It's not much, but I hope you 205 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,800 guys accept it. And they both set down to chests 206 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:14,880 and they open them and inside are one of the chests has has an 207 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,520 one of the chests has a accessory item upgrade for the 208 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:27,400 whole party and the other one has a supply drop for each of 209 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,880 you. And the supply drop. 210 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:32,400 You can have a weapon upgrade, a main deck card, or an attachment 211 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,600 of your choice. I want the attachment OK, Do we 212 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,720 each get one? Yeah, so and so each of you, 213 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,400 yeah, each of you would choose except for we'll. 214 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,400 Take an attachment. OK, which one are you taking? 215 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:48,080 What? I'm surprised you didn't go with 216 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,040 weapon upgrade. Oh, is that what that was? 217 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,760 Yeah, so you can have a weapon upgrade, a main deck card, or an 218 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,680 attachment of your choice. It's a perfect tier. 219 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,360 What Awesome. It was in great tier already, 220 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,640 yeah. Yeah. 221 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:06,680 Yeah, I upgraded Barrett. To good tier 2D20. 222 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,480 Dang, it's a whole other die dying boy. 223 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,000 I do a 4D4 plus, you know. I just updated. 224 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,920 It I got it. Hey. 225 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,120 All right. Are you guys? 226 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,120 Helpless. Mostly stupid. 227 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:24,160 Are you guys heading out then? So, like, what about our health? 228 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,360 Yes. Since we took a nap. 229 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,600 You took a nap. Roll up roll A2 D 10. 230 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,720 OK. OK, so I add 8. 231 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,200 Yep, you add 8. Kind of a restless sleep, yeah, 232 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,680 Joe, you only rolled A1 D 10. I thought there 2 AD 10, yeah. 233 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,400 OK, so you basically go back up to full. 234 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:49,320 Well, you'd be at 64 then Danny, you you get 13 back. 235 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,320 Yep. Whoa. 236 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,240 What happened to. There you go. 237 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,880 There you go. All right. 238 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:59,160 Mel Slalana, you're officially a horror now because they just 239 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,120 gave us stuff because you showed yourself. 240 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,720 So I hope you, I hope you know you're going to rot in hell 241 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,040 because of that. So have fun. 242 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,600 No, we were. It has been this way my whole 243 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,280 life. We were given we were going to 244 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,440 give this no matter if Svet Long showed yourself we were already 245 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,680 on our way. We'll never know now, will we? 246 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:22,120 Hey, Father of love, I just want you to know that that Jesus 247 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,000 doesn't condemn and neither should you. 248 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,560 Oh. Where's it say that? 249 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,360 I don't know where that came from. 250 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,240 Yeah, I'm the only one with the Bible here. 251 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,680 So how about we just keep it quiet? 252 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,720 And how about you keep? I'm I'm pretty sure you don't 253 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:39,480 even know what a Bible is. It's all right, I'll sit here 254 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,640 with the word of. God, I got me a. 255 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,440 Bible. It's right here on my Walker. 256 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,640 Yeah, Word of God tells you touch little boys, all right? 257 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 258 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,760 I told you to do math too. Yeah, doesn't it? 259 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,880 Yeah. We all got our heights. 260 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,880 Oh, wait. Yeah, I got to find some spray 261 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,760 paint. Yeah, go ahead and go find your 262 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,520 client. I'll go play. 263 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,720 I love you, I love you, I love. You jokers, all of us got up. 264 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,520 I love you too. I'm not going. 265 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,120 So I. Got you guys. 266 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:17,360 You guys head out to asylum, you guys pass by, you know, like 267 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:22,120 another suburbian area, but you kind of make a left and it kind 268 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,040 of looks like you're going through like a like a downtown 269 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,680 area type of deal. There's a bunch of buildings 270 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,880 like connected together with a whole bunch of like glass like 271 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:36,360 broken and it's on the ground. And so as you guys are crunching 272 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:42,040 over it, you guys get to like a you guys pass by an alley, 273 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,040 you're hearing some weird sounds coming from it. 274 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,920 Yep, avoid it. Excuse me, I farted. 275 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,800 Last time this happened, we found Caleb. 276 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,040 Maybe we'll find another little boy all. 277 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,600 Right, go, let's go. Let's check it out. 278 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,839 The noises you're hearing are kind of like weird, like muffled 279 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:08,359 grunts and like some like like Mr. Matrix man in. 280 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,920 The sky and like some slapping sounds. 281 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:14,359 Mr. Matrix, Man in the sky. Yes, Father Love. 282 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:18,520 Is that the same sound that came out of mommy and daddy's room 283 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:22,880 when I was a little 5 year old? But this one seems a little more 284 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,359 sensual. I must go. 285 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,240 Guys, it's just mom and dad wrestling. 286 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,280 That's all right. Nothing to investigate. 287 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,120 It's just mommy and daddy wrestling. 288 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:35,680 Dad's probably winning again. But it sounds like the. 289 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,880 Noise. My dad killed my mom coming from 290 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:45,200 this location, from where he was definitely winning inside the 291 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:50,760 alley. I forgot to bring Eddie with us. 292 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 There he is. Hey buddy, are you doing OK? 293 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,400 I. Will go. 294 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,520 Yeah. So we couldn't hook up the food 295 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,520 stand, so now I'm just here for the ride. 296 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:07,400 I got you. Oh man, I'd sure love some 297 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,200 meatloaf. If I find any I should make it. 298 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,800 I shall. I should say I'll. 299 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:20,960 Look for some chicken. Father in love, our closest you 300 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,080 find the source of like the weird noises. 301 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,840 Mom, let's see you. Again and. 302 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:35,800 You see a very rotund woman sitting on what looks like a 303 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:40,760 ridden just going. Take that, you silly man. 304 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,120 Oh, you're so hot right now. And then she was knocked. 305 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,520 Around. Anymore, I threw up. 306 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:56,120 I threw up. I passed out again. 307 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:06,400 I just 78 damage and I'm dead. Who are these hunks of meat? 308 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:12,200 Oh dear God, please save us. Oh dear godfather, love. 309 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,520 Says you're hot. My sights are trained on the 310 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,080 creature. I know I'm hot, honey. 311 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:22,280 He says he got a piece of you. I'm about to shield. 312 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,560 Don't. Waste your ammunition you're 313 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,920 about to. Shield. 314 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:33,040 This fat piece of crap. Guys, shoot the creature. 315 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,640 As she is talking to you guys, she is. 316 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:43,360 She's doing a certain maneuver called squashing. 317 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,520 I'm not looking that up. You're not. 318 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,640 You're not tricking me again. Squashing is where? 319 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,200 AI don't want to know. Large woman sits on your face 320 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,480 and she is doing that to a ridden right now. 321 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,840 It's going to turn to mounting. Right. 322 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:06,320 Yet they. Opened up a fish market in here. 323 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:13,160 That's why I'm passed out. So I can't shoot the rhythm's 324 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,880 head because it is not visible. It is. 325 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,800 It is currently not visible. It is in fact roll. 326 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,360 Don't shoot my boyfriend, he likes it I. 327 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,560 Guess he doesn't need to breathe. 328 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,800 Eddie, what do you think? Hey Eddie, time to make that 329 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,960 meatloaf. Does this look like mermaid? 330 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,520 She looks like she. Could plug a Whirlpool. 331 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,200 I'm never going around the corner first ever again. 332 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,880 I mean, this is a new one. This is the first in Z&D. 333 00:20:54,600 --> 00:21:01,360 And it kind of goes into 1000 Yard stare 3 Jeffrey pokes his 334 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,320 head out of the the at the bottom of Eddie chef's head and 335 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,040 throws up and then goes back and then Eddie starts walking away 336 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,280 looking like he's about to dry heave even though he's a 337 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:16,800 skeleton. Awe, OK, so yeah. 338 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,080 If you got I, I need your guy's help, no. 339 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,040 No. How about you do? 340 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,640 Nope, it's. It's the end of the world. 341 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,520 Me and my boyfriend wanted to have one less hurrah and before 342 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,920 we both died. Some kind of hurrah he's. 343 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,160 Dead now. The ridden. 344 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,320 The ridden is like trying to like claw at her the whole time, 345 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:47,120 but like his he doesn't have the leverage of in his arms to like 346 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,760 fully reach her like her hand, his hand. 347 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,920 She's 500 lbs. Even if he could, what's he 348 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,880 gonna? Do. 349 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:57,040 Yeah, that's a lot of start. Seeing the the the mobility in 350 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,560 the movement in the ridden start to weaken a little bit. 351 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,080 Well, at least you know how to kill him. 352 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,600 His head's probably pickled. Get off of him. 353 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:15,200 Oh man. And she stands up to let the 354 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:22,000 room a little bit something's. Coming up, I think it's my 355 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,160 pancreas. Now I understand what dank Moss 356 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,880 means. You can definitely see that the 357 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,000 riddance head is starting to cave in a little bit. 358 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,480 You. Can see the imprint of her butt 359 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,560 cheeks on his face. Contest. 360 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,320 Wet. Down there, why do I keep 361 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,520 getting a boner and passing out? Why? 362 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,880 I'm going to stab finish him off with my sword. 363 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,240 No good idea. That's my boyfriend. 364 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,720 No, I don't care. It's dead anymore. 365 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,800 He did. I'm pulling him out of misery. 366 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,440 You're welcome. God said in in first in First 367 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:04,960 Samuel 423 that old necroshiliacs got to die, so you 368 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,360 got to die. Raw accuracy. 369 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,480 It's fat, Lana roll. Accuracy. 370 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,880 Hell's too good of a place for you. 371 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:24,240 I didn't know him just laying there, I guess he dodged. 372 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,400 You barely miss he's. Too. 373 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,720 He's too slippery, that's what it is. 374 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,480 So you a couple layers of slides. 375 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:36,840 So you swing your sword, you swing your sword and he and your 376 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,240 sword kind of catches on the shirt of Garlox. 377 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,600 And now her belly is so old for all the view. 378 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,800 Lots of silly life. They look like. 379 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,000 Cereal balls. Oh my gosh, I didn't think skin 380 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,600 could stretch that far. It can't. 381 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,600 It can't. I gotta go. 382 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,120 We are truly, we are truly made in His image. 383 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,160 Those stretch marks are like zippers. 384 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,440 And she goes to sit on. She goes to sit on his face 385 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,600 again. You look like a tiger with all 386 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,880 those stripes. And when she when she lands on 387 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,480 him, his head splats. Yeah, I believe it. 388 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:23,680 Yeah, I'm not OK. On your period or is his head 389 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,240 squashed? Both probably I. 390 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,960 Need. To go I need to go find a new 391 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,720 boyfriend. Now I'm. 392 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,720 Gay. I'm gay. 393 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,640 I'm really gay right now. I'm gay. 394 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,160 Hey father in love, give me a kiss. 395 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:44,000 So she starts waddling away. She doesn't really have good 396 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,200 walking form. She's been sitting on a man. 397 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,000 And she gets past the corner so you guys don't hear and you just 398 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,840 hear here's a suitor. Oh my. 399 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,200 She finds a. She finds another ridden and 400 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,160 starts sitting on his face as well. 401 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:08,000 I get it. Here's a sitter, guys. 402 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,440 We got to put her out of her misery. 403 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,800 We got to, we got to put her out of their misery. 404 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,800 Yeah, jeez, even the ridden don't deserve that. 405 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,960 That thing doesn't deserve to breathe the same air we breathe. 406 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,720 Oh my goodness, it's like that's a Dang oxygen thief that just 407 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,640 left us. She's stealing our air. 408 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,320 All right, it. Was like a tuna threw up 409 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,360 father-in-law. Through your drive, through your 410 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:38,360 drive heaving, there seems to be some kind of like glistening 411 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,560 from this car. Oh. 412 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,560 I want to go investigate. Nope, I don't do it. 413 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:49,920 Shiny the when you walk up to the car, you see give me a 414 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:59,920 second OK OK, so you see like some kind of like form it kind 415 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,200 of it looks like a certificate of some kind but. 416 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:10,200 Is it a ticket to the factory? You can't really see what's all 417 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,840 on it. Pick it. 418 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:17,640 Up when you go to reach for the car door, the there's like a red 419 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,720 blinking. You notice a red blinking and 420 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,800 usually that means like a like a security yeah, car alarms on it. 421 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,200 You do have that tool kit, but I do not know if you're able to 422 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,400 disable car alarms with it yet. Oh, car alarm. 423 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,240 Is that all? Yeah. 424 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,040 All right. Well, my dad taught me how to do 425 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,920 that all. Right, you want to you want to 426 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,280 disable this thing? Yeah, OK, well, I got to roll. 427 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:45,960 Chief Roll 20. I rolled a nineteen. 428 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,200 Yeah, that was the one thing Dad taught me. 429 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,840 So you somehow get the hood open on the car and you just pull the 430 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,200 wire to the to the alarm or to the battery then? 431 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,480 I open it. Up. 432 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:03,920 Yeah, OK. The certificate is a record. 433 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,520 It looks it looks like it it. From what you can see it is a 434 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:15,040 consent form. It's a consent to treat I've. 435 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,880 Never seen this. Form before. 436 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:22,480 The party finds a record of some some sort of middle-aged woman. 437 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,400 She has a terminal illness and what the party can gather it's a 438 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,240 consent form for some sort of procedure, but the details 439 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,320 aren't clear as it's all redacted. 440 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,520 Yeah, because there's, I don't have anything on my screen. 441 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,520 It's all like. Can you see it now? 442 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,960 Well was shiny caught my attention. 443 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,360 I thought it might be a cool samurai sword. 444 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,920 Nope, Nope. It was just just a piece of 445 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,960 paper. Yeah. 446 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,520 All right, that's great. You know, you're The funny thing 447 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,040 is guys is like we're in, you know, computer simulation, 448 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,120 right? Yes. 449 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,560 Everybody knows at this point, right? 450 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,160 Yeah. OK. 451 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,120 All right. Yes. 452 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:02,640 And somebody in consciously thought, I'm going to put this 453 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:07,480 fat rotund waste of space in this in this universe. 454 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,800 Somebody thought that, somebody thought that was OK. 455 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,240 Oh, yeah, You're like, as you're saying this, father of love, you 456 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,760 hear the echoes of that same one. 457 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,720 Oh yeah, You like that, don't you? 458 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,320 Can you die for throwing up too much? 459 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,160 Yeah. Hey, Google, Alexa. 460 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,960 Hey Siri, can you die throwing up too much? 461 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,240 The answer to your question is yes, you can lick marks, 462 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,040 especially if you're a gay priest. 463 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:46,040 Oh, who's the gay priest? Oh yeah, lick my stretch marks. 464 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,800 Liger over there is having a is having a zombie. 465 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,880 He's torturing him. He's torturing him. 466 00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:01,600 That is a war crime. Stretch marks are the size of 467 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,800 fingers. It's not natural. 468 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,280 It's a really big one, right down the middle of my stomach. 469 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,680 Can we kill it? Can please? 470 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:20,440 Trace it with my claws so. You guys stumble and you guys 471 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:27,640 continue on your way to another part of downtown and it you see. 472 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,920 Oh, I didn't add you guys to this one. 473 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,080 Hold on. Boop, boop, boop. 474 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:39,400 And you see, you see four figures, one on like a kind of 475 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,040 like a stand. There's a big one that's like on 476 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:50,120 a, like a stage on a, on the other on one side of what looks 477 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:54,480 like an executioner's block. And then there is a beheaded 478 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,600 woman on the executioner's block. 479 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,000 There is a weird man that has like what looks like bio baits 480 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,280 all like strapped around his belt. 481 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:09,320 There is a masked figure with a bow and arrow. 482 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,240 And then at the top here you see another masked figure, but they 483 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,720 have a sniper rifle. I'd rather see all this. 484 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,240 Than what I just saw, yeah. Pretty much. 485 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,040 Where is the hunk and meat of Father Love? 486 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,520 I wonder if they make a Brillo pad for your memories? 487 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,800 About to create walk is the the jujitsu. 488 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,280 Yes, so. What do you guys do? 489 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,280 Oh yeah, she just. Hanging but. 490 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,640 Can I climb I'm. Ruining where I will make. 491 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,640 It doesn't look like you're able to find footing to climb from 492 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,120 where you are. And I find somewhere else to 493 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,440 climb up. Does it appear? 494 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,840 Take a look. Roll 20. 495 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,400 Yeah, You don't find a. You don't find a place. 496 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,320 I'm going to I'm going to climb up here with with this guy right 497 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,240 here. Use my claws. 498 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,240 You cannot get in. You cannot. 499 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,960 I rolled 13. Yeah, your. 500 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,360 Your iron claws deflect off the cement building. 501 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:20,240 That's weird. The one with the bow comes to 502 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,920 this corner of the stage and she goes. 503 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,840 Are you guys here to see the sacrifice? 504 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,880 Yeah. To the worm. 505 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,120 Who is sacrifice? Hold on, who? 506 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,320 Wait, wait a minute. Who is it? 507 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:41,440 It's not us. You guys require eternal life in 508 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,600 the eyes of the worm mother. I don't want to. 509 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,520 Last time I saw a worm it was at the bottom of a bottle at 510 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,480 tequila, and those are not good, I'm telling you. 511 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,400 That's what I saw was over there sitting on a face of a dead 512 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,840 bird. That wasn't a worm, that was a 513 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,760 whale. It happened. 514 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,080 Let's get over it. There's a difference. 515 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,520 For your own therapeutic sake. He's still throwing up. 516 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,520 The mask, the the masked man, he has like a gas mask on with like 517 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,240 the bottle bait on his belt. He comes over and he goes. 518 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:25,520 He goes and. What? 519 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,040 He's a psycho. You want to eat Doritos from the 520 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,960 back? And then he just starts 521 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,960 screaming incoherently at you guys. 522 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,360 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you say that your mom was 523 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,680 the most beautiful woman ever alive? 524 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,120 You say that Mandarin oranges taste great dipped in chocolate 525 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,720 and strawberry sauce. Yeah. 526 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,880 That sound good? The the masked woman, you can 527 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,840 tell she's a woman by her voice with the bow. 528 00:32:55,240 --> 00:33:00,480 She looks at you, then go. Do you guys require eternal life 529 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,000 in the eyes of the worm God? Worm Mother. 530 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,600 No, but you're kind of hot. Sure, whatever you. 531 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,240 Want me to whatever the correct answer is this? 532 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,240 I don't. I don't if you guys. 533 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,040 Require eternal life. You must proceed with the 534 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,200 sacrifice. We don't have any. 535 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,680 Caleb, come here. Hey, leave little buddy alone. 536 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,720 Well, he's not really little anymore. 537 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:27,800 He's back. Yeah. 538 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,560 He's back to being little. Yeah, kind of all. 539 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,480 Right. Hey, let's go find the whale and 540 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,440 bring ours and sacrifice. Yeah. 541 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,360 We don't have that kind of wagon. 542 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,640 Yeah. We need like a semi truck kind 543 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,800 of thing. Head. 544 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,720 We're just cut off the head. I think they want to kill her. 545 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,480 I don't know if they would be able to, but I think they want 546 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,000 one of us to die. Yeah, I think they want a piece 547 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,880 of that tuna. OK, so I just start blasting. 548 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,040 Caleb, what's that? Caleb, what's that 8 for? 549 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,160 Yep. I mean, I want to break 10 550 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,080 bottles on that. Guy, you want to what bottles? 551 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,440 Y'all saggy old man balls on that guy. 552 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,000 The bottles on the guy on the master guy for the. 553 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:13,639 Bottle. What about? 554 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,239 What about? Them get your action bottles. 555 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,679 I want to break them. He can read them all down on 556 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,760 that mother. He can be the sacrifice it it 557 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,320 is. I'm going to say that you don't 558 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,440 break them, no. No, they turned a combat for us. 559 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,639 We weren't ready. They all like look at you and it 560 00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:34,000 looks like they're all ready to attack. 561 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:40,040 Oh man. And as they start to, you know, 562 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,000 draw their weapons and whatnot, look like they're about ready to 563 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,760 fire, they all kind of glitch out and disappear. 564 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,920 What the heck? Cheat called. 565 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,800 He. Said I'm a magic man. 566 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,960 I want to investigate platform. OK, yeah guys, I think I have 567 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,520 the solution. What's that? 568 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,360 What? Hey Mike, since you tried to 569 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:13,280 think like 1D4 psychic damage. I rolled natural 20. 570 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,000 I rolled 3. Did I take that on my physical 571 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,320 hand? Yeah, take 3, take 3 damage. 572 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:26,360 But Lana, you rolled a you rolled a Nat 20 to search the 573 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,000 you find like an offering on the beheaded woman. 574 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:36,400 You find like a a note on there that says the like that just 575 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:42,040 says sacrifice to the worm mother and then some what looks 576 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:46,520 like propaganda posters that say cult of the worm. 577 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,280 You come here for eternal life. Sounds informative. 578 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,920 Yeah. Do do they have daycare program 579 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,760 for my kid? It could be a precursor for 580 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,960 later on maybe. I will keep it. 581 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,280 Just for a minute there you sounded like Brian from from 582 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,040 Family Guy. That was pretty good. 583 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,720 I rolled a 19 to look for some spray paint or something to huff 584 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,200 canned air. It doesn't matter. 585 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,040 There's a bucket of blood over. Here you find an aerosol can of 586 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,080 Lysol. OK, I'm going to huff it. 587 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,720 They must have wanted to do it to smell good, dude. 588 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:32,280 It doesn't look like there might be much, but you know, roll high 589 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,720 enough maybe you can find something cool. 590 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,800 Anyone. OK. 591 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,960 Oh wait, no, Svetlana rolled in that 20, never mind 17. 592 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,160 I'm going to tie this in with Joe's or Svetlana's. 593 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:51,440 You find a Svetlana, you also find an Echo or like some kind 594 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,360 of like device that has like an audio log on it. 595 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:59,400 You mean like this? EEE. 596 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,440 It looks like it has a. It looks like it has a play 597 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,880 button on it. I definitely want to hit play, 598 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,000 see what they had on their playlist. 599 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:14,720 Yeah, I hit play. You're going to secure about 600 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,520 your sexuality because people around you constantly ask if you 601 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:36,240 are gay. Welcome back to Hope Media where 602 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,440 we give hope from our studio. Great to your home. 603 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,280 My name is Tyler Hunt and we have a special report for you 604 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,120 today. The date today is December 1st, 605 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,240 2025. The date marks the anniversary 606 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,680 of the Rapture war igniting between the United Nations and 607 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,280 the Middle East group called the Shaytan. 608 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,440 With Russia, China and most of Asia back in Shaytan, the United 609 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,680 Nations fell. Australia, France and Canada 610 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,280 remain neutral this time. The only armies that still 611 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,360 oppose Shaytan are the US, Mexico, Brazil, Panama. 612 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,680 Cuba surprisingly has joined the US forces in efforts to stop 613 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,520 Shaytan. The military have reported that 614 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,800 Shaytan has established a footing in northern Canada. 615 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,120 Citizens are advised to stay in their homes for the next three 616 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,240 weeks and to expect an invasion within the month. 617 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:23,850 On to other news. You mean somebody from where the 618 00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:28,640 desert is went and took a portion of the world where 619 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,800 there's nothing but snow and cold? 620 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,400 Hey, come and come and take them. 621 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,640 All right? All right, They have on fake 622 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,080 news. Oh, we can open the back door 623 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,200 for you. Here you. 624 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,640 There you go. No problem man. 625 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:43,040 That was the voice. Army knives. 626 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,400 Oh, you're invading us. Oh, I'm sorry. 627 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,760 Sorry. OOP. 628 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,320 Hope. Sorry. 629 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,720 You're not very nice of you, I hope, Sorry. 630 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,040 Sorry, you were telling me everything. 631 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,320 But I had no other options, sorry. 632 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,080 Want some hostages there right away? 633 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,560 Lenny loves the Canadians. Oh yeah, yeah, we love them too. 634 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,200 I go look over here. There must be way to underground 635 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,920 lab like all the other. Be away, yeah. 636 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,640 Let's see, they might I. Yeah. 637 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,600 What was that, 19 four before? Was that the search? 638 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,880 Yeah. Oh yeah. 639 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,280 That was for the Lysol can. Well, that was I rolled again 640 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,880 after that because you said we might find. 641 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,480 Something so you didn't find anything? 642 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,640 Like I said, it's 20. All right? 643 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:47,080 Yeah, OK. So you take. 644 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,400 So Caleb, you take your little bottle, your your little pill 645 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,320 holder that's like dated and you pop it open and there's a whole 646 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,160 bunch of like blue pills in it and you take them all. 647 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:03,680 Oh. No. 648 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,800 He's ready to party. I'm not gay. 649 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,360 I might want to stay away from Father of Love. 650 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:17,640 But Lana Emily pops up in your in your pocket. 651 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:27,720 It's now, yeah. If you, if you guys are done 652 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,240 around here, we should, we should head to the, we should 653 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,080 head to asylum. We don't want to go there, I'm 654 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,160 telling you. It's imperative that we go. 655 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:48,580 OK, we go. So you guys head to Asylum as 656 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:54,520 you get to I Love Night Mike sounds fun. 657 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:59,480 As you guys reach the outskirts you guys notice that the area is 658 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,160 overgrown. Trees and bushes plot the 659 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,600 outskirts on Kemp like they have a bit like they have been alone 660 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,400 for years. Oh, that's good. 661 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,440 Wooden anti siege contraptions lay broken and scattered in 662 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:20,360 front of doors leading into the Fort and the giant wooden Nope. 663 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,840 The giant wooden double door of the Fort is busted open and 664 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:29,200 cracked, and the other door hangs up from the The door hangs 665 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,440 as the bottom hinges are no longer holding on. 666 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,120 Uh. Oh, are you guys getting ready 667 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,040 my. Rifle ready. 668 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,040 Something something busted in here. 669 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,320 My my brother wouldn't have allowed this unless he was 670 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,600 almost dead. Something Beth on the sized. 671 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:52,680 Yeah, I don't see, I don't. And spread louder it. 672 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,600 Was old men. Oh man, my brother might be 673 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,160 hurt. Night. 674 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,000 Are you OK? So as you guys walk in, I would 675 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,920 like I would like everyone to roll a perception check for me 676 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,480 all. Right. 677 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,560 Very appreciative. I I didn't see nothing. 678 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,800 Yeah, you're negative. I'm fine. 679 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,440 Like -3. But the not one day, Mike, you 680 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,560 you tried to take a hit from your Lysol can, but you didn't 681 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:23,440 know where the hole is and you sprayed your eye with a lemon 682 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,520 pledge. Yeah, even though it was Lysol 683 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:31,280 and I'm picking my nose. OK, for all those that rolled 684 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:37,080 above A7, you guys notice this structure over here, It kind of 685 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,720 looks like a small church, but it's more like a shack fitted 686 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,400 with stained glass and like a confessional outside. 687 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,400 You guys also notice this little building up here. 688 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,960 It kind of looks like it serves as the command post. 689 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,960 I go to command post, see if I can contact, use the comms or 690 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,200 loudspeaker, anything to communicate the rest of 691 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,400 compound. OK, as you're trying to look for 692 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,080 something, Emily pops up and says. 693 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:15,160 Holy crap, Donya. The main stronghold to take in 694 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,360 refugees or the insane? Christianity is actually a large 695 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,120 part of the culture around here. Father Love, did you spend much 696 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,560 time here? I assume this is where you 697 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,120 started your practice in priesthood, right? 698 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:29,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The old stomping ground, yeah. 699 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,960 He's never been here being. Over being over father of 700 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,560 children. This is why they didn't like me. 701 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,720 Yeah. His lips are moving. 702 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:41,960 I've. Been here lots. 703 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:42,880 Lots. Lots. 704 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,160 A lot. Yeah. 705 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:52,000 Where's the grocery store? The grocery stores all around us 706 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,440 see this. You see this tree? 707 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,720 No. Your toilet paper. 708 00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,360 No, no, that's none of that's right. 709 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,520 No, you're right. Spent Lana Roll. 710 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,720 You went into the command post right? 711 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,320 Yes. Roll a token. 712 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,360 Roll 12. OK, that gets it. 713 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,560 Never mind. I was gonna say with advantage, 714 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,720 but OK, we got it. You find? 715 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,160 I get it. You don't find any communication 716 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,400 equipment. Yeah, it is completely bare 717 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:32,800 except for a an empty bookshelf. But on the bookshelf there is a 718 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,960 frame with a picture in it. Pull out the book that says To 719 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,560 Kill a Mockingbird. I look at frame in picture. 720 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:44,400 OK, the picture is of Derek sitting next to a strange woman. 721 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,320 She looks she looks middle-aged but very ill. 722 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:53,280 The room has a serene aura in it and he is holding their head. 723 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:58,080 He is holding her hand while his head hangs and the woman and the 724 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,840 woman seems unresponsive to Derek being there. 725 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,920 I check backup frame. OK, there's nothing. 726 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,080 I smell frame. Smells like dust. 727 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:13,480 Icky icky. Emily popped back up and said 728 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:20,120 Dang it. Can't I put you on vibrate 729 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:24,920 through something? The bunker with the should be in 730 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,360 the church. If you guys get me in there, 731 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,120 there should be a an opening at the back of the church and it 732 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,440 should be in there. Emily, who is this lady? 733 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,960 Identify. Scanning after. 734 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,000 Speeds out here. Sorry. 735 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:43,480 Derek's mom. Yeah, she gets to, she scans the 736 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:49,720 picture and from her face you see like her like visibly 737 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:56,080 recoil, but then re pains re re gets her composure and she says 738 00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:00,160 sorry, I don't know who that is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 739 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:04,920 whoa, Emily. I thought we were cool you. 740 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,280 Weren't programmed to lie. Although maybe she was. 741 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,760 Wait a minute. Maybe all she programmed to do. 742 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,720 I am suspicious of you. I'm hacking in. 743 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,840 Never mind it wasn't a moment of lucidity. 744 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,840 I thought maybe it might. Be you, take another shot of 745 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:25,760 Lysol and spray your other eye. The man of that ones. 746 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,680 Dang it, not that ones I can't win. 747 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:35,200 It was all 20s last time I. Go to church. 748 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:41,200 Take me to church. Yeah, I'll make it the Ugg in 749 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,200 the shrine of your you. Don't even know what a church 750 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,760 looks like. Fraud. 751 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:52,520 Caleb, what is that? He's not even a. 752 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:57,600 Father Caleb, what is that? He's more like an uncle. 753 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:02,080 Yeah, Uncle Larry. I want to talk to Emily. 754 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,160 Let me talk to Emily. OK, it was. 755 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:08,280 Uncle Lester for your opinion. OK, what do you want to say to 756 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,800 Emily? Why are you lying? 757 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,880 I'm not lying. It's by saying you're not lying, 758 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,040 it makes you. Lying I I I generally, I 759 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,440 generally don't know who that woman is. 760 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,760 Why did you make the face ask her that? 761 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,480 It's just. It's just weird. 762 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,280 It was about to tell me who it is, but then it just says that 763 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,440 it's unknown. Ah, redacted. 764 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,320 Yeah. Pterodactyl. 765 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,040 I don't know one of those words. OK, so you guys make your way to 766 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,480 the church now. Hesitantly, yes. 767 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,040 OK as you reach the perch interior. 768 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,320 Gun is drawn. Uh. 769 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,040 Oh. I shoot. 770 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:50,600 I. Shoot as you, enter the as you. 771 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,960 This is nice for Shaq. Wow. 772 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,200 I Yeah. Before this shirt I remember. 773 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,800 Lead. It's the best picture I could 774 00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,760 find. No you don't, Uncle love. 775 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,560 Yeah, no, I remember I sat. I, I I'd sat right up here in 776 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,760 this. I delivered the servants. 777 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,120 Yeah, Nope. Nope. 778 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,840 What? Nope. 779 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,760 As you guys enter the church, the part you guys find a few 780 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,680 people sitting inside on makeshift pews, there is a 781 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,400 priest. What looks like a priest in the 782 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,320 France picture. It looks like he's. 783 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,040 My spot. Be given a sermon. 784 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:32,760 This figure, the priest, is flashing blue and red as his 785 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,280 shake keeps distorting and shifting. 786 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,680 Oh man, this is my favorite one. This is about Matthew chapter 5, 787 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,440 isn't it? There is a moment where. 788 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,400 Drinking the wine. There is a moment where the 789 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,920 figure stabilizes or the priest stabilizes, and it is in fact a 790 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,440 priest. Yeah, he has completely white 791 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,800 robes, and then he has a green vestige on. 792 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,200 Wow, we're right before Palm Sunday. 793 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,800 As his figure stabilizes, he looks at Father Love and without 794 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,640 a word wave, waves them up. Yep, time's gonna deliver the 795 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,000 service. Yep, go ahead and preach there 796 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,520 Father love. But waiting to hear this. 797 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,080 Yeah. I keep. 798 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,800 This ought to be good. I keep forgetting to put Eddie 799 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,760 on the maps. To everyone else. 800 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,720 To everyone else, the people in the pews insist the rest of the 801 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:32,200 party. The rest of the people in the 802 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:36,000 pews insist that the rest of the party sits in the in the sermon 803 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,040 sits as the sermon is about to start. 804 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,920 Dang, I can't talk. Yeah, I'm already sitting next 805 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,280 to this lady right here. I will sit gun gun. 806 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:48,040 Load Hey is he in Matthew chapter 5 The Beatitude where 807 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,600 that starts? No, as the party sits. 808 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:57,800 I guess not, no. We can say something. 809 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:05,840 As you guys, as everyone, she looks at you and shushes. 810 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,120 She seems kind of, she seems kind of angry. 811 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,000 She'll look angry. I'm not staying with her. 812 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,280 I. Think you're another sermon? 813 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:17,800 It gets up and walks. I was sitting on the wrong side. 814 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,000 I forgot the girls are on one side and the boys are on the 815 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,120 other. My bad. 816 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:29,680 Sorry lady, sorry. Jeez. 817 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,160 Jeez that was close. She was mad at me. 818 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:44,000 Glad fall in love breach. OK, OK, serving muting people. 819 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:49,120 OK now that I can talk, as you guys sit in the pews a whole 820 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,800 bunch of vines come up and restrict all your guys limbs in 821 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,200 your head. What there? 822 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,040 No. Are we forced? 823 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,320 To watch. You guys are forced to watch. 824 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:05,440 OK, so everyone is restrained. There aren't. 825 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:11,080 Your arms and legs are tangled in vines and Father love. 826 00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:18,280 As you look out to everyone, you see a blue neon sign that reads 827 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,600 A single man alone is both the strongest and the weakest being 828 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,920 in the universe. And then next to it, there's a 829 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,640 picture of Jesus giving a thumbs up. 830 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:33,080 OK, got a headache, got a stomachache, and I can't find my 831 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,800 cigarettes. All right. 832 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,560 Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, Thy 833 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,880 Kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 834 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,920 Give us this day Our Daily Bread. 835 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,280 And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespassed 836 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,280 us. And lead us not into temptation, 837 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,320 but deliver us from evil. Amen. 838 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,080 He. Did confession. 839 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,680 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 840 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,240 Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy 841 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,880 womb. Jesus, Holy Mary, Mother of God, 842 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:11,080 pray us, pray for us sinners now and our and our death. 843 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,320 Amen. Headache, stomachache, you can't 844 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,400 find my cigarettes. Glory be to the Father and to 845 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,480 the Son and to the Holy Spirit. As it is in the beginning, as it 846 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,200 is now, as ever will be a world without end. 847 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,960 Amen. Headache, stomache. 848 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:29,240 Can't find my cigarettes. Father in love because you begin 849 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:31,520 to stumble. You look out to everyone. 850 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:38,160 Your your stage fright is apparent a little bit. 851 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:43,800 A little bit of pee comes out. OK Oh God, Oh my God, I am 852 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,160 heartily sorry for having offended thee, and I detest all 853 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,760 my sins because of thy judgement, because of thy just 854 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:55,400 punishments, but most of all because they offend thee, my 855 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,920 God, who aren't all good and deserving of my love. 856 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,520 I firmly to resolve with Thy help and of Thy grace of sin no 857 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,800 more, and to avoid near occasion of sin. 858 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,880 Amen. A headache and stomach. 859 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,800 I can't avoid my cigarettes. I believe in God the Father 860 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,960 Almighty, great over the heaven and the earth. 861 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,120 Jesus Christ the only Spirit. There's only Son of the Lord who 862 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,880 is conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary of the 863 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:24,240 love. Of the love as you as you look 864 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,360 back up in the crowd, you can see that the man and the woman 865 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:31,880 that were in the pews have now turn into ridden and one of them 866 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,160 takes a set closer to you and he starts. 867 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:46,360 And they have. OK, the written before you shoot 868 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,760 the the written looks like it's about to like like point at you 869 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:55,560 and start saying something, but you start firing at it OK, and 870 00:53:55,560 --> 00:54:00,040 the for damage the blue neon sign OK blinks red and. 871 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,160 Turn me stop. I'm. 872 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,360 Sorry I was being so loud and noisy. 873 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,880 And now go and a couple others pop up. 874 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,200 Yet. OK, well, I guess now is the 875 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,440 confession time. Just so you know, I'm not an 876 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:25,720 actual priest, but if Jacob, I'm a I'm a I'm a Todd artist, OK? 877 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,200 I'm not gay. I don't like little kids. 878 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,440 I only did that because I thought this. 879 00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,920 What priest did I feel so good to get off my chest? 880 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,640 Oh my God. Father loves. 881 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:41,560 You. You. 882 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,080 Love, go ahead and. Roll in this. 883 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:55,240 OK, that's bad. All right, I'll calm down to 884 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,720 everybody. I'll do 5 Hail Marys and it'll 885 00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:01,400 forgive me, OK? They take a step towards you. 886 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,920 They look hungry. I'm hungry. 887 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,920 Too. I threw up everything, like six 888 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,400 hours. So what do you do in this 889 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,800 situation? Gas grenade. 890 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:21,160 OK, where are you? I don't have it anymore, darn 891 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,600 it. I don't have the I don't have 892 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:28,840 the Reaper part. OK, so where are you throwing 893 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,040 it? Right where I'm staying or like. 894 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,560 Right here. Right here. 895 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,560 Yeah, cuz my, my. Goal is a zombie threw them. 896 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,600 Get here to try and chop out Day Mike with my fire. 897 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,200 Get him out of the mine. OK. 898 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:46,000 So this one, so you said you're throwing it right here. 899 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:47,960 Yeah. And it's for the zombie. 900 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:55,200 So let me draw it a quick rectangle from here, the 1234, I 901 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,360 know 122. So the square would look 902 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,160 something like this. That's going to go more down. 903 00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:02,920 Whoops. I didn't mean to bring you with 904 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:03,760 it. Whoops. 905 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,920 I didn't mean to bring you with it. 906 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,280 Whoops. I didn't mean to bring you with 907 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:11,280 it. So it looks something like this. 908 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,480 So you get this one caught in it and this one caught in it. 909 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:15,280 Nice and. It. 910 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,840 Yeah, sorry. Yeah, no, you've got cut through 911 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,040 for a year. Called cut through my Fire axe. 912 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:28,160 OK, roll 20. Okey dokey, that's why. 913 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,560 OK, I'm. Glad somebody else is getting 914 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:34,040 them. With a couple coming of the fire 915 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:39,360 axe, you successfully chop at the vines and you get all but 916 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:44,640 one done before the ridden. So push my head. 917 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,840 I'm sorry, I was. In I missed one. 918 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,720 It wasn't just you. It wasn't just you. 919 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,160 Take Mike. I'm sorry. 920 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,080 I. Didn't know I'm dumb. 921 00:56:54,400 --> 00:57:02,120 As day Mike, your right arm is still restricted, but your left 922 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,400 arm and your left and your other two legs are not restricted. 923 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,880 Hopefully you can go ahead and just cut myself free. 924 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,560 You can try. Rolling A-Team? 925 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:11,640 Yeah. That does it. 926 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,160 All right, So go ahead and put yourself on initiative. 927 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:19,520 Yeah, yeah, boy, I got you, Father Love. 928 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,200 I'm sorry what I said about you earlier. 929 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,440 It's OK, I'm sorry for. Lying to you? 930 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,480 That's OK. OK. 931 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,560 We're a team. Yeah, I just pulled all that 932 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,120 stuff out of my butt. I don't even know if it was real 933 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,200 stuff a priest would say. No, I know, I know. 934 00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,720 My sister was a. Priest, the ridden behind. 935 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:39,960 Sorry. Good. 936 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,480 The ridden behind me, Father in love. 937 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,800 It is close enough to hit you, obviously. 938 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,560 Oh, but I'm guessing A5 doesn't hit. 939 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:56,560 I don't know. Your DC by default is an 8, so. 940 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,320 My DC is a nine so. No, Yeah. 941 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:04,600 So it does OK. And this one kind of it sees you 942 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,920 and it's tunnel vision on you, but it runs right into your gas 943 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:11,160 grenade and it and it knocks itself stinky. 944 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,120 OK. Day, Mike. 945 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:17,960 Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna lunge at this guy here and I'm gonna, 946 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,040 I'm gonna stab him with my claws. 947 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:28,960 OK, yeah, you just he's gone. Don't you hurt my body, OK? 948 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,280 You have one more act. Yeah, I'm gonna just do the same 949 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,800 thing. This guy here? 950 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,160 Boom. Nope, Nope. 951 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,720 The new thing? That that does not hit. 952 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:45,200 You actually ran into the gas. I did, yeah. 953 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:49,200 I guess that wasn't very smart. I thought it might get me high. 954 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:53,920 Father in love, it's your turn. I'm gonna move over to what's 955 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,000 his name? Caleb Big Wheelers. 956 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,680 I'm going to try to cut him free. 957 00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:01,680 OK, they. Came hold me down. 958 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,800 You get you managed to get 2 vines off. 959 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,600 OK. But he's still held in place on 960 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,320 on his arms. OK. 961 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,920 Do you want to do anything else? Yeah, I work chop again. 962 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,760 OK, roll another 20. OK, you, you just get him free, 963 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:24,800 OK? It's so liberating confessing my 964 00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:29,800 sins. Day, Mike, it is your turn. 965 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,400 It's probably your initiative. Already. 966 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,880 Yeah, go again. Oh, I thought I was asleep. 967 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,880 I hit the gas grenade. Oh. 968 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,320 No, you got no the you guys are unaffected by the gas grenade. 969 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,480 Oh. Oops. 970 00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,560 We'll just go back to Father Love. 971 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,680 It's fine. OK, All right, I'm. 972 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:56,800 Going to go ahead and hit this guy then. 973 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:02,120 OK, roll 20. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 974 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:07,360 yeah, never mind. Jeez, you I. 975 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,760 Rolled A1 but rolled like a really high gamut. 976 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,440 I'm pretty sure I just cut up my own foot. 977 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,320 So you are you taking off your stamina for this by the way. 978 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,320 Dang it, what is it, 2 every time? 979 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,920 Yeah. So you did two last time and 980 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,280 then two now. Yeah. 981 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,920 Yeah, and then I would have rolled 1 by 6. 982 01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:33,200 Yeah, for regen. Yeah. 5. 983 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,080 Two, I'm sorry, I always forget that. 984 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:41,320 Me too, don't worry. So with your with rolling the 985 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:45,720 gnat one with your iron claws, one of the straps comes loose 986 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:51,200 and the the iron claw on your left hand, it just goes flying 987 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,920 across the room. So now you have a single iron 988 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,440 claw. So. 989 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,480 All of your damage now is halved. 990 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,960 You still have one more action. Why'd you that? 991 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,360 Why'd you nerf me like that? That. 992 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,440 That's not nice. I worked hard for this. 993 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,320 You can. Still kill these guys in one 994 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,080 hit. It doesn't even matter all that 995 01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,120 much. No. 996 01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:11,760 All right. Well, I'll try again. 997 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,400 OK, so yeah, 15, yeah, you hit him. 998 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:20,720 If a nine hits you plunge it straight into his stomach, but 999 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:24,440 he's not down yet. Would you like to take two 1000 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,280 stamina off? And then would you like to make 1001 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,560 use of your meth head card and swing another time? 1002 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,360 What? Because you can do that. 1003 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:33,760 That's a card that you have. It allows 2 swings per combat 1004 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,560 action. Yeah, I guess I remember having 1005 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,880 that, but it's not. Oh, there it is. 1006 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,240 I Oh, OK. Yeah, why not? 1007 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:44,520 No, I didn't realize that's what that meant. 1008 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,040 OK. Did you? 1009 01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,440 Yeah. No, and it is. 1010 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:48,520 I didn't. Crap. 1011 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,520 I'm like the opposite of last week, like 2 weeks ago, Yeah. 1012 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,280 Everything OK? Two turns have passed and the 1013 01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,680 gas grenade dissipates. So now all the common written 1014 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:06,360 can now act this one day Mike, the one next to you is going to 1015 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,440 swing at you. Does a does a 19 hit? 1016 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,360 Yeah, I think so. OK. 1017 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:15,520 You take 17 physical damage minus your physical resistance. 1018 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,560 I believe it's 5, so you take 12. 1019 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:21,480 Yeah. This one next to Father Love is 1020 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:25,040 going to swing at him. I'm assuming an 18 hit. 1021 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:30,840 So you take 20 physical damage, so -2 so you take 18 and then 1022 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:36,720 this one is also going to swing at you the love for acting 1023 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,880 aggressive during the sermon with the not one it trips over 1024 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,920 Father love, it's your turn. I just realized I I skipped you 1025 01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:50,720 I'm. Going to move down here and I'm 1026 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,480 going to cut out slot water. OK. 1027 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:56,760 As you get down to where you notice that she's in the deep, 1028 01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,120 she's in the deepest sleep you've ever. 1029 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,400 Seen. My fire axe cuts are free rock. 1030 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:08,200 Yeah, you do cut her free. And she's and it takes her a 1031 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,400 full 5 seconds to realize that she's sleeping. 1032 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,120 You have one more action, Father. 1033 01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,280 Well, all right. I'm going to. 1034 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,520 Start with the last. OK, well that hits. 1035 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,280 Yeah, you, you blap him. You. 1036 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:29,280 Just Riddle him with bullets. Can I make a reaction shot to 1037 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:35,160 hip fire at the the ridden like she she's waking up and bumping 1038 01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:40,800 us off? I'm sure it's an empire with 1039 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:44,800 disadvantage because it's within fire. 1040 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:49,400 Roll, roll another. It doesn't matter at this point, 1041 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,080 but roll another one because I just want to see. 1042 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,680 Oh no. It's. 1043 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:59,080 Just. Unreacting Caleb was in front of 1044 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:03,280 you. Put them in the butt. 1045 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,800 You you jolt awake and immediately try to grab your 1046 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:12,920 gun, but you didn't practice safe gun handling and it was the 1047 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,720 muggle was pointed straight at Caleb. 1048 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:23,160 Roll your damage. Oh, no 51. 1049 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,120 It's. Got a Nat 20 in there. 1050 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,760 A Nat 20 and a 19 that was one off of Max damage. 1051 01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:31,240 Oh. My. 1052 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:39,640 Caleb big Wheelers you get a 50 Cal straight through your back. 1053 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:45,320 Take 61 damage Holy. Crap, no. 1054 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:49,040 That almost one shot him. Oh no. 1055 01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:54,160 Nobody. I don't know what is happening. 1056 01:04:54,560 --> 01:05:01,080 I was having craziest dream. Now I hear good for that, I'm 1057 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:06,680 leaving and I'm going jump away. You try to avoid jump and you 1058 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:10,600 just you just fart a little bit. Nothing really happens. 1059 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:15,240 I'm in the blast zone, yeah, I'd rather get shot with the 50 I'm. 1060 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:22,680 Just going wheel back here and stay here. 12345678 you're only 1061 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,600 able to move right here. Fine. 1062 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:30,080 So it's wet Lana, you just see like the poor old man that you 1063 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:35,160 shot in the back with a 50 Cal and all you hear is me. 1064 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:40,880 As he rides on his walk through. They might get his ear turn. 1065 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,800 I'm sorry little buddy all. Right, well, apparently I'm not 1066 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,800 doing too good with my claws, so I'm going to take a turn and 1067 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:52,040 pull out my Uzi or excuse my shotgun, OK? 1068 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:56,240 And I'm, I'm just gonna just point blank shoot this old boy. 1069 01:05:57,200 --> 01:06:01,320 Accuracies +2. You miss. 1070 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,280 Yeah, well. Father love, it's your turn. 1071 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,440 Well. How to do some more killing? 1072 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,600 Yeah, I'm just, I'm just gonna blast this guy. 1073 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:14,400 OK, OK. You shoot around him. 1074 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,360 That's mighty white of you. I'll try again. 1075 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,800 You have a, you have another action 13. 1076 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:26,640 Go ahead lower your damage, but he he has he has five health. 1077 01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,120 Just your bonus damage is more than enough to count. 1078 01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:30,080 Yep. All right. 1079 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,720 So he gets riddled with bullets and goes down. 1080 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:37,280 The last one looks like you father love it still looks like 1081 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:42,040 it's angry, runs up to you. And. 1082 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,480 It looks like it's swing, swings and miss. 1083 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,760 Yeah, got a reaction. Yeah. 1084 01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,440 All right. I dodge and then I bring up my 1085 01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,200 fire axe. OK. 1086 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:58,920 Oh geez, it's like. Gently and Bruce Lee fighting 1087 01:06:58,920 --> 01:06:59,960 each other at the same. Time. 1088 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,520 Roll. Roll with advantage. 1089 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,320 Roll with advantage. No what? 1090 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:06,960 Better, even. Worse. 1091 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:12,880 Even worse, actually. OK, so take off 55 stamina and 1092 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,160 Caleb big Wheelers, it's your turn. 1093 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,920 So that Lana Molotov, it's your turn. 1094 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,360 Swing machete. OK, Yep, that kills him. 1095 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,160 You slashed him. And then electricity arcs from 1096 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:28,560 his eyes and strikes a Pew, and it starts to catch fire. 1097 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:33,840 We need to get out of here. Emily pops up saying I need you 1098 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:37,480 guys to get into the I need I need you guys to get me to the 1099 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:38,440 console room. Why does? 1100 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,280 My. Presence always scare people. 1101 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:45,880 Sorry you gotta tell us you're coming. 1102 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,120 I need to set you to silent mold. 1103 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,200 I look. I look next to alter. 1104 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,800 You notice a button. I press button. 1105 01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:01,120 OK, as you press the button back here, you see like a set of 1106 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:04,040 stairs, like a like an opening in the floor open. 1107 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:08,440 The stairs are now in view. Father Love, is there, Is there 1108 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:14,440 something you want to do before you head to the you know, the 1109 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,279 downstairs area where the console room is? 1110 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,399 I feel like you're trying to give me a hint to something. 1111 01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:20,640 Yeah. I want to search too while it's 1112 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,920 up still up here you. Want me to cut him free? 1113 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:24,960 It would be helpful. Okie, Dokie. 1114 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,680 Yeah, Eddie was. Eddie was so restrained. 1115 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:37,240 Oh, he hit it that Nat that Nat 1 takes off one of his legs. 1116 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,359 Oh crap. Oh. 1117 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:45,439 What the heck? He rolled A20 in there. 1118 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,520 Isn't just, there's just bones. It's fine, it doesn't matter. 1119 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:55,439 Just carry out a skull. And don't forget the rat. 1120 01:08:56,319 --> 01:08:57,479 Yeah, I'm going to wreck on that. 1121 01:08:57,479 --> 01:09:01,200 Instead of his cutting off his like he cut off his head and 1122 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:06,960 because you, you discovered like the the cervical part of the 1123 01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,960 spine. So now he has he has to carry 1124 01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:12,479 his head everywhere now. Oh no, the. 1125 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,840 Lighting not bad. Oh no. 1126 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,080 You know, honestly, not the worst thing that's happened to 1127 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:23,680 me. Wow, you had a pretty rough 1128 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,600 life, buddy. Yeah, it could be worse. 1129 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:28,439 Here, take a hit of this Lysol. Didn't we? 1130 01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:31,120 Didn't we discover that it doesn't really do anything? 1131 01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,720 No. Anyway, yeah. 1132 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,399 I'm looking for a Med kit. Yeah. 1133 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,120 Oh, twenty. You don't find one. 1134 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:46,960 Dame Mike has bandages. Yeah, you have bandages. 1135 01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,240 And then Father Love has a bandage. 1136 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,120 Yeah, you want it? I'll give it to you. 1137 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:54,080 I tried. Oh yeah, there I do have a. 1138 01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:54,600 Band. There we go. 1139 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,080 I have pain killers to take edge off. 1140 01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:02,560 I definitely need to use it. Caleb also needs a he. 1141 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:08,400 He got blast on the back. He he has he has less than 1/4 1142 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,040 of health. I mean, me too. 1143 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,200 Here. Here you go, Caleb. 1144 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,920 You. Don't catch me first chance I 1145 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,280 get him before jumping out of his hair hole. 1146 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:22,160 He take it here no more. He's turning into old Isaac. 1147 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:27,600 I saw a shoot old. OK, Oh, we're sorry. 1148 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,600 Doesn't put take the bullet holes out my back. 1149 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:34,120 Get it now. By the way, you look over to 1150 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:39,920 where the preach was and you see him do that red and blue 1151 01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,520 distortion and then he just phases out. 1152 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:46,560 So everything that he had on him is gone too. 1153 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:50,480 Who is this? The priest that was at the at 1154 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:54,240 the frontier? Oh, so you guys make it down to 1155 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:58,560 the console room. Literally the same exact layout 1156 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:04,120 as all the other ones so far. Dare I say Emily pops up. 1157 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,440 Yeah. Oh, it wasn't really. 1158 01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:14,040 OK, there it is, and she instructs Bettlana to put her 1159 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:19,560 into the console. I I pull up, tipping back a 1160 01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,720 bottle and a paper bag. But your paper bag? 1161 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:23,680 I insert it's. Just pepto fismal. 1162 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:32,600 It's it's great flavored. It's that paradise. 1163 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:34,560 The paradise takes my thoughts to it. 1164 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:38,960 It does bettlana do you I insert I insert lady into machine. 1165 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:44,080 OK, I forgot to show this to you guys first. 1166 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:50,560 So you injector and just like last or the last time you put it 1167 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,680 in, you flip it and doesn't go through. 1168 01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,480 You flip it over, you doesn't go through again. 1169 01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,960 Yeah, it's. Gonna like you guys blow on it. 1170 01:11:58,440 --> 01:11:59,640 Always. Yeah, you try. 1171 01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:04,600 Yeah, you take it out and you like blow into it like a, like 1172 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:10,920 an N64 cartridge and you hear her and might go a little bit 1173 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:15,120 and then you finally put her in. Wait a minute, she's here. 1174 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:22,400 I'm gonna keep blowing No. Should I leave the room? 1175 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:28,920 So Emily starts doing her magic. All the electronics start 1176 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,560 shutting off all the screen, the monitors go blank and 1177 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:32,840 everything. Just like before. 1178 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:39,120 She ejects herself and she goes hey so I found out I found a 1179 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:41,040 video log do you guys want to see it? 1180 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,160 I want a vlog. Yeah, vlog, yeah. 1181 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,320 Where's your vlog? You had anything to do with like 1182 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:48,560 later? You get the mail? 1183 01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:53,760 I mean, put it up, baby. Yeah, OK, I will do that. 1184 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:59,880 She kind of projects it onto like one of the blank monitors 1185 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:05,440 and it looks like it is a hologram video file but the 1186 01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:10,600 audio is corrupted. The hologram is of Derek pacing 1187 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:14,200 back and forth looking anxious and then after a few seconds a 1188 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,200 distorted figure walks into view. 1189 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:19,560 They seem to talk for a couple seconds and after the figure 1190 01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:23,040 leaves Derek will pick something up and slam it into the ground 1191 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:26,520 and sit down holding his head in his hands and after a few more 1192 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:29,640 seconds the video cuts off. Man, I'm, I'm really sorry, 1193 01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:31,880 Derek. I'm I'm rooting for you, buddy. 1194 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,600 Emily here you. Emily says that she has never 1195 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,040 seen him like this before. It was most unusual. 1196 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,040 Yeah, he's, he's not doing too good. 1197 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,120 That middle-aged woman, she's he's upset over her. 1198 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,040 I bet. I bet that's his mom. 1199 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:49,800 Possibly, yeah. I don't know who that is it. 1200 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,200 Was an older lady. It's Derek's mom. 1201 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:58,120 Father Love and Svetlana and Caleb Big Wheelers go ahead and 1202 01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,080 roll A20 for me for an insight check. 1203 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,760 Okie Dokie 14. Nope. 1204 01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:09,280 Will do. Nope, Caleb man, did you? 1205 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:17,920 Roll Did you roll a 20 for me? You Pep, your baseball really 1206 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:21,840 gets to me. When you make you like in blue 1207 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:25,240 pews, let me tell you, straight ladders, you can bet it in you. 1208 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:29,520 And she's usually a kid. So none of you passed the check 1209 01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:34,560 sadly, but that's OK you guys find. 1210 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:38,080 When you guys walk out and back into the church, you guys notice 1211 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:40,240 that the church is now on fire. Oh. 1212 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:44,480 None of you, none of you snuffed out that Pew. 1213 01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:54,440 You guys didn't want it, so you guys make it to the outside. 1214 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,840 He. Didn't start the fire. 1215 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:10,800 The IT is now on fire. Now fire. 1216 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:16,760 I'm leaving, I'm leaving. OK, there is a. 1217 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,280 Permit kit. Roll 20. 1218 01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:22,520 You don't, yet you don't find one. 1219 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,560 Caleb, you want my bandage buddy? 1220 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:31,720 Not for me. Caleb, man, you want my bandage? 1221 01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:40,920 So now you guys have completed asylum? 1222 01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,560 I can't believe we didn't see my brother. 1223 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,800 Mike he dead. He invisible. 1224 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,480 He invisible, buddy. He wouldn't be able to hide. 1225 01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,560 Where would you guys like to go next? 1226 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:57,920 Well, it doesn't matter. Let's just go to Oasis. 1227 01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:02,600 It doesn't matter now, Oasis. Everybody apparently was dead 1228 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,200 that hated me so I mean, and now everything's fine. 1229 01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:09,120 Yeah, not everyone. Everyone you killed, everyone in 1230 01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:13,480 asylum. There's only three people in. 1231 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:20,440 The side I I completely forgot to say this Father love as you 1232 01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:24,120 walk back out, as you walk out from the stairs, you walk back 1233 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,160 them up and you go into the church. 1234 01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:29,880 You notice that the ridden bodies that you killed, they 1235 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:34,120 weren't ridden. Where the ridden word there are 1236 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:36,640 human bodies. I wasn't. 1237 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,560 I wasn't the only one that killed anybody. 1238 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:43,560 I I wasn't the only one. The priest, the the nice looking 1239 01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:49,760 man, the angry looking woman, and someone you didn't recognize 1240 01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:52,440 from 4 is all laying on the ground in a pool of blood. 1241 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,840 I I choose to ignore. It you're losing your marble, 1242 01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:58,000 you're not. Losing your marble. 1243 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,960 Something's going on here. No, I was the only one that saw 1244 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,200 it. I was the only one that saw it. 1245 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,360 I keep, I ignore it. I don't tell anybody else. 1246 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,840 Keep on walking. You killed the Damarck's 1247 01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,040 brother. No big deal. 1248 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,960 I don't know. What? 1249 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:16,480 What? Want to pick your bees, Mom? 1250 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:20,840 You you see that? I'm good, I'm good. 1251 01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,720 Yeah. Technically, technically Day 1252 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,440 Mike killed the first person, so he he probably killed Night 1253 01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:27,480 Mike. So there's that. 1254 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:30,240 All right. You're bad room to yourself for 1255 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,680 getting better. You better keep it down people, 1256 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:36,440 Don't be too crazy. Dusk falls over and you guys 1257 01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:42,680 decide to use the church's fire as warmth for the night and. 1258 01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:46,080 Very warmth. That would be the end of this 1259 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:47,720 episode. It makes sense. 1260 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:55,200 So you guys are going to Oasis next and I got to say fairly 1261 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,440 excited. I don't know what. 1262 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,720 To expect that sounds like it's going to be bad. 1263 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:09,120 Whatever it is, I will kill it. Is it not Wonderwall? 1264 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,240 Do Wonderwall. And he probably, I don't know, 1265 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,840 champagne. Super Lola, all right. 1266 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:18,920 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call it an assist from Chuck 1267 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:22,080 Norris. That's a legendary fine. 1268 01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,080 Yeah. The Chuck Norris care. 1269 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:30,440 Package roll the 19. He doesn't come through all 1270 01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,400 right. Thanks everybody for listening. 1271 01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:37,280 We appreciate it. Or make sure to keep on 1272 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:40,200 listening to figure out what happens on the next episode of 1273 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:43,400 Chasm Inferno. He said it right again. 1274 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:52,720 What is going on? We'll see an Oasis top five hit. 1275 01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,040 They have any of those anyway. They'll sing an Oasis song. 1276 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:56,920 It's. The beginning of. 1277 01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:00,160 Next episode, I know that one we'll. 1278 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:01,320 See you then.