1 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents CAD under the table. 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,400 I was just watching YouTube Shorts, just sitting here 3 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:21,040 waiting, and it just so happened that Mia Djovovic popped up. 4 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:25,480 Hey. And it showed her from the age 5 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,560 of 13 up to like, well, just a few years ago. 6 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,360 She's like a year, I guess she's a year younger than me. 7 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,120 I didn't realize it, but she's she's ridiculously pretty. 8 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:38,960 I've always thought so, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 9 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,120 Yeah, for some reason, YouTube Shorts, I think is like worse 10 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,480 than Twitter, where it's just like a giant cesspool of like 11 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,960 the random crap and like the algorithms messed up. 12 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:50,640 Oh. Yeah. 13 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,640 But you also find some gems in there hidden in the way and that 14 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,880 pile of crap. But like that one that I sent, 15 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,320 it means where I thought it was. I thought the dude was like 16 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,239 related to Alex because he looked just like him and he 17 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:08,400 talked just like him. No, you know, I run across like 18 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,320 tool, you know, guys using tools or doing little construction 19 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,840 projects. So like, you know, it's oh, I 20 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,200 didn't, I didn't realize that little life hacked, you know, 21 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,960 things, things that most of the time we forget, but a few of 22 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,640 them stick and help us improve our life a little bit. 23 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:28,560 No, I usually see like anime stuff that like it doesn't 24 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,960 really pertain to anything. There's like no purpose behind 25 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,920 it. It's just a little moment or 26 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:37,680 it's like like random show moments with like the same music 27 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,240 behind it all the time, every single time in your. 28 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,480 Head and you can't get out and then you just want to, you know, 29 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,400 stab an ice pick into your ear as far as in as it'll go. 30 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,080 Yeah, you get it. Yeah. 31 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,280 I've done it a few times right back. 32 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,280 You know, I released some pressure, you know, I guess. 33 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,000 Do you have, like, pimples in your ears or something? 34 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,080 Yeah, something like that. Oh, OK. 35 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,200 Every once in a while, you hear a little scream. 36 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:11,000 That wasn't you, you know. Yeah, But for some reason, like 37 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,240 my ears make it sound like it's coming from the basement. 38 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,960 How does how does my equipment sound, by the way? 39 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,840 Does everything sound normal? Yeah, OK. 40 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,000 You didn't say anything, so I had to. 41 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,200 So I took. So I threw and Sam was there, 42 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,600 but threw a big surprise party for the wife tonight. 43 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,240 And it's her, her 50th. You know, she's 12 days younger 44 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,240 than me. Yeah. 45 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:39,000 So I mine actually worked. Here I is. 46 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:43,160 Hey, baby. It is me, but I, so I, I was, I 47 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,160 took the laptop and all the equipment out to the garage 48 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:49,200 because that's where, you know, the idea was she comes home, 49 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,040 garage door opens, you know, and everybody standing there 50 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,160 surprised and she started bawling. 51 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,120 It was awesome. But I couldn't. 52 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,280 So I have a projector, right. But the projector is like 15 53 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,680 years old or well, more like 20. And I don't have, I forget what 54 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,560 the old cable was called. That was, that's for the 55 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,000 monitors. That isn't really used much 56 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,960 anymore. The display port. 57 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,800 Yeah, the display, Yeah. But so on my current laptop, I 58 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,840 don't have that connection and I didn't think about it and I got 59 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,600 the projector out there. I had a screen. 60 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:28,840 I was going to have our other daughter Abby and her mom up on 61 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,400 a video call and just none of that worked out. 62 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,480 Abby was on the screen, but I wasn't even able to get her mom 63 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,320 to figure out how to download messenger the fear to be the 64 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,920 easiest way to go. But anyway it all worked out 65 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,640 great but I so I had to rehook all my equipment up and I had I 66 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,840 had a little bit of trouble but I figured it out. 67 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,480 Joey, you have like sounded good. 68 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,800 No, you sound good. Joey, you have like 10 minutes 69 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,920 of me just yapping to myself at the beginning. 70 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,040 It was awesome. I see you must have got your 71 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,680 permissions changed because you can. 72 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:05,240 You invited Wicket, so yeah. So I can't I so what's weird, I 73 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,480 can't do it within like certain channels. 74 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,000 There's certain channels where I can do it. 75 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,600 There's certain channels where I can't do it. 76 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,560 I do it in episode files. That's where I couldn't do it. 77 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,840 I had to do it in like Bard or dice roll. 78 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,800 Weird. Weird. 79 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:20,240 Oh, that's why Bard was open. Maybe it's under the important 80 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,960 tab so. Yeah, no, I see the episode 81 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,000 files. I'm not able to do the. 82 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:30,480 Command in episode I know why I know why it's because I wanted I 83 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,560 wanted a specific chat for bots so that bots didn't actually get 84 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,280 spammed in different chats and episode files originally was 85 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,840 just me uploading files, not the bots. 86 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:44,160 So but because Joey, I think Joey has administrator, right? 87 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,840 So he can do whatever he wants. See I I don't even have episode. 88 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,680 Files power. You guys keep stuff from me. 89 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I'm not see announcements a. Curriculum. 90 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,560 I'm gonna see here I saw faster resident. 91 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,320 Announcements and curriculum, I guess it's. 92 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,480 All you now you should have it. Yeah. 93 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,160 It's OK, there's also so discord also automatically hides 94 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,920 channels that don't have like a lot of activity sometimes so you 95 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:10,800 might have to. Oh, really does. 96 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,720 It it does. OK, it was a weird thing that 97 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,840 they started doing recently. I'm not, I'm not a big fan of 98 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,080 it. That's more intuitive junk, you 99 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,280 know, save space. I can finally eat solid food 100 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,000 guys. I just had pizza today. 101 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,840 Sick. What kind of pizza? 102 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,520 Meat lovers, Chicken bacon ranch. 103 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,960 Just regular Canadian Canadian bacon. 104 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,280 Guess what I got from where? What do you got? 105 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,800 Casey's. Of course, pumpkin spice. 106 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,720 Oh my goodness. Basic. 107 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,040 You're basic. I really am. 108 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,760 I am. I'm not afraid to admit it. 109 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,040 I really am. I'm so happy. 110 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:55,840 So I do have I currently have a pumpkin spice cake coffee for 111 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:59,840 the Nespresso and it's actually really, really good. 112 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,160 I'm I'm I like pumpkin spice fine, but I think it's one of 113 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,360 those things done to death. But this is actually really 114 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,760 good. The cloves are heavy on it. 115 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,840 You know, it's actually the. Flavors of coffee. 116 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,800 There's a there's a thing that only Michiganders do is we put a 117 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:15,240 hot sauce in that. What in what Pumpkin spice? 118 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,920 Yeah. Stop it. 119 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,800 Stop. It you do not. 120 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,560 It's like a thing over here that everybody does. 121 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,920 Stop lying you. Don't know how delicious it is 122 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:28,360 until you try it. Yes, let me drink my chunky 123 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,640 freaking pumpkin spice latte. You're going to be chunky. 124 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,160 Because of the salsa. No hot sauce. 125 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,200 No, that's so weird. That's still you're. 126 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,120 Doing hot sauce? You're you're making doing it. 127 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,200 You're not even doing it right. At least I give you stuff that 128 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,080 actually tastes good. You never. 129 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,200 Tried it, have you not? Well, no, you haven't either. 130 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,720 Yeah, like hot dogs and chocolate sauce. 131 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:55,120 It's an ancient. Michigan wives tale that we've 132 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,840 passed down. Stop it. 133 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,680 From generation to generation. No, Michigander believes you 134 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,520 see. I I think that's why I think 135 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,680 he's trying to make fun of us because we're from Iowa and we 136 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,400 have like this chili and cinnamon roll thing. 137 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,560 Well, yeah, just. Listen to that episode, which is 138 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,280 really. Something to be made fun of. 139 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,680 It sounds weird. It is weird. 140 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,120 I don't. Remember what it was? 141 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,240 I had something I wanted to make. 142 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,960 You funny and I. Don't remember what it was now 143 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,440 with something along those lines. 144 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,760 Oh yeah, it was almost there. It it'll come. 145 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,600 How you doing, sweetheart? By the way? 146 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,880 I'm good. Haven't seen you in a month. 147 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,520 Oh. I missed you, huh? 148 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,040 I. Missed you. 149 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,240 Missed me? Yeah, I missed you. 150 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,320 I haven't been. You've seen me in a month. 151 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,960 I love you. I love you. 152 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,560 You've seen me in a month. Only been two weeks. 153 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,400 Two weeks and then the week. Before feels like two years. 154 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,760 I was here. I was gone the week before. 155 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,120 Like the 7th, it's the 28th. That's not a something. 156 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,720 Yeah. So was the enough? 157 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,240 The better parts of my month, the. 14th and the 20. 1st and 158 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,880 I've been Bob less. Well, what do you mean that's 159 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,520 not a month? I black out for the rest of the 160 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,720 month. Yeah, that's the part of the 161 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,320 month that I'm alive. After I pay. 162 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,920 Drinking so much? After I pay rent it's all my 163 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,880 alcohol. My alcoholism is so potent that 164 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:17,200 I can only remember July. Geez, what did you do down 165 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,000 another bottle of cherry? Dr. Mcgillicuddy's? 166 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,280 No, I've been on a 11 month Bender. 167 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:29,560 Nice. 11 month Bender. Yeah, I take a a shot of apple 168 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,240 cider vinegar now after every meal. 169 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,240 Had a boy. And I remember you saying that 170 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,200 you drank glasses of it when you thought you had kidney stones. 171 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:37,919 And I'm. Yeah. 172 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,679 What do you think you have one? I thought a lot about it. 173 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:46,200 No, it's just no having a shot. This is so bad I want to die. 174 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,320 The alpha cider vinegar will also help you lose weight if you 175 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,560 do that. Have a shot of it every day. 176 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,200 It literally. Eats the fat out of your 177 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,840 bloodstream. It's really, really, really, 178 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,280 yeah. I should, I should drink glasses 179 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,440 of it and just die anyway, yeah. Yeah, you won't die. 180 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,360 You don't want to hold your mouth though. 181 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,560 Hold it in the mouth. It's gonna eats you mammal up 182 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,440 your. You do you, Boo. 183 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,960 That's. Right. 184 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,360 You think it suits me? That's not the right answer. 185 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,000 I probably weigh more. Guys, I probably weigh more than 186 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,840 you. I wish you were 40. 24 You do 187 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,960 not look 240 my friend. Oh my goodness, here goes the 188 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,480 stinking string bean talking about. 189 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,080 I probably wear more new. String bean. 190 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,920 I outweigh all of you put together. 191 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,280 Who's? String bean you no. 192 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,760 Skinny Mini. The most I've seen. 193 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,760 You naked, You're skinny. You've never seen you, did you 194 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:37,320 have? Wait, you're something my only 195 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,600 fans. Just just like you had hot sauce 196 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:45,240 in your pumpkin spice. Helps me lose weight, keep the 197 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:45,800 pounds. Off. 198 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:47,440 Yeah, no. Food. 199 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:50,200 And it kills online. Mr. Master, what was that 200 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,000 cottage cheese recipe that you had? 201 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,360 It had like honey and like cocoa butter in it or something like. 202 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,440 That you make it on the toilet, that's how you do it. 203 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,680 OK, So what did I do that had it? 204 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,680 So wasn't it? Was Cocoa? 205 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,320 There you go. What did? 206 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,920 I made something with Cottage. Oh, it was ice cream, my own boy 207 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:07,880 said. My ice cream. 208 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,000 Yeah, it was just ice cream. I don't. 209 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,800 I don't think so. Yeah, no, it is. 210 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,360 So you take. You got it. 211 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,480 You put it in the blender and I think I just put a tablespoon or 212 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:21,080 two of cocoa in there and probably a couple couple, couple 213 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,840 tablespoons of honey. In the are you talking about it 214 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,000 on like Hot Cheetos or Doritos or something? 215 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,880 No, no, just to eat as an ice cream. 216 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,240 It's a it's. A high protein ice cream 217 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,760 substitute. Do you often So is there like a 218 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,960 shot of Worcestershire sauce on the side of it? 219 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,400 Or cheese. Quit it. 220 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:39,920 No. Ancient Iowan recipe. 221 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,120 We all eat it down. What? 222 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,880 Was it? I had something that sounded not 223 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,400 too long ago that sounded really weird and it and somebody 224 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,400 recommended it to me and it was actually good. 225 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:51,560 Penis Oreos in your chili no. I do have a friend that does 226 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,640 that. He says it's amazing and I I 227 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,640 don't like. Sweet chili. 228 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,440 And you know what I realized listening to that episode? 229 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,880 The food hot takes and the gaming hot takes. 230 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:05,400 The cheddar is 95 years old. What have I told you that this 231 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:11,360 entire time it's been satire? I did. 232 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,560 I did get a Blackstone a week ago. 233 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,680 You did rage quit. I did get a Blackstone, so I've 234 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,240 been having a lot of fun cooking on that. 235 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,880 No cheddar. You weren't kidding. 236 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,920 You were serious. You said your favorite cookie is 237 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,440 oatmeal Raisin. That. 238 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,200 Your favorite Your favorite cereal is Raisin Bran? 239 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,320 Yes. I do not. 240 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,920 And that you don't think stories should be in video games? 241 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,360 You should go. That was satire, Yeah, that was 242 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,360 satire. That was. 243 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,080 OK, that makes a little more sense the. 244 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,400 Oatmeal cookies are great, though I wouldn't say it's my 245 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,800 favorite Favorite. I would say second favorite. 246 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,120 That's they're going to be my favorite when I'm 96 years old. 247 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,800 For me, it's Snickers and oatmeal Raisin. 248 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,920 I love oatmeal, I really do. It's. 249 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,920 Good oatmeal, but. There's a lot of better ones out 250 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,560 there, certainly I. Mean maybe, I don't know. 251 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,840 There are good ones out there, but Raisin like really hits it 252 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,120 for me. OK, take off of my Centennial. 253 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,520 What's you wanna know what's funny? 254 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:04,000 What's that? So Snickerdoodle's my favorite 255 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,400 cookie, right? So guess what my favorite cereal 256 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,680 is? Cinnamon toast. 257 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,800 Crunch. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 258 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,280 I was going to say Snickerdoodle Toast Crunch. 259 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,200 Because I love. I love. 260 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,840 Cinnamon. You like cinnamon? 261 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,320 I love the cinnamon so I get sucked away in the milk with 262 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,720 that cereal though if you leave it forgot what you have. 263 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,080 Cinnamon milk at the. End and you taste amazing. 264 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,880 It's cinnamon milk. It's so. 265 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,400 Good. So in the cake. 266 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,160 So Joey, this is for you. So in the cake that I made for 267 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,520 for my wife. I'm hovering over the disconnect 268 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,920 button. She she wanted the lemon cake 269 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,440 right? So I in the icing, it was just a 270 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:41,000 simple lemon buttercream icing. I threw a just a mash of 271 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,880 cinnamon in to help tamper out the the bit of the sweetness and 272 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,560 so that it wasn't. So that's empowering. 273 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,400 That's another cookie that's in my top three, the Girl Scouts 274 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,280 and lemonade cookies. Oh yeah. 275 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,880 And then I you dump what over it? 276 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,360 I take a dump on it. I take a dump on it. 277 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:57,880 Put a bunch of black pepper in it. 278 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,520 Well, black pepper, yeah, probably that would work. 279 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000 No it wouldn't. Yeah, the the black pepper would 280 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,600 probably really mellow out the lemon. 281 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,880 I'm gonna try that. Yeah, well, do you know what 282 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,840 also would mellow out the cake flavor? 283 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:17,440 Ghost Peppers. Yeah, no, ghost Peppers don't 284 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,800 mellow out anything. I was a little too. 285 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,720 Acidic, so I put some baking soda straight in it. 286 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,480 Bumps it up. I prefer I hate it here. 287 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,280 Why are you guys? So mean to me 7 non Danny. 288 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,800 All the sudden they're being mean to me again. 289 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,720 It started tasting too alkaline so I had to put more vinegar in 290 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,640 it. You guys shouldn't be, you know, 291 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,520 you know, here's the thing. See, you guys don't realize. 292 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,760 So you need to be nice to the old man because I'm probably 293 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,680 going to be the one to see God before all of you. 294 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,680 Not true. And I'm, I may ask him to do 295 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,240 some really mean stuff to you guys. 296 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,000 Don't. Do that No Cheddar's older than 297 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,560 you though. Sam prophesied that I was gonna 298 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,800 die in a in a drinking and driving accident. 299 00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,560 Oh my goodness. Yeah. 300 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:04,800 I think he's Yeah. Didn't we have a whole episode 301 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,040 where he was saying or something? 302 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,080 What do you? Say about me that I die like 303 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,760 crossing the street or giving money you're. 304 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,960 Gonna die on a toilet. It's gonna be like the most 305 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,000 nonchalant task and it's. He's gonna be on the toilet. 306 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,440 I was feeling gonna be on the toilet and he's gonna. 307 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,200 I was. Peeling potatoes and then I saw 308 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,680 the face of God and. Then the last thought you're 309 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,280 gonna have is Bob said this was good. 310 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,800 He's going to, he's going to cut his finger and he's just going 311 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,200 to bleed out because he's just going to panic. 312 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,240 I'm feeling it on the counter and. 313 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,440 Then I look down and the knife is sticking in my chest like I. 314 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:42,440 Did it right, I did it. And I was, I was, I was telling 315 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,280 you guys that I can't predict my own death because that's, you 316 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,960 know, this is not how it's not taboo, right? 317 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,240 Yeah. But then I was thinking about it 318 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:55,200 because all I have to do is scan all of the prophecies that I 319 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,040 have until like it ends. And once the prophecies end, 320 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,080 yeah, that mean I must not be alive at that point. 321 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,520 So I can get. A rough estimate, yeah. 322 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,880 That makes sense. I'm going to die very old. 323 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,600 Yeah, well, I hope so. Making a grilled cheese 324 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,040 sandwich. Amen. 325 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,800 Nothing wrong with a cheese. Toasty or a cheese? 326 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,200 Toasty. You're just going to 327 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,160 accidentally slip and then just throw the pan on your face. 328 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,320 No, honestly, you and I think it is. 329 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,160 I think I think the first cheese. 330 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,360 Toast. Go ahead, Sam, Go ahead. 331 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,880 I think I actually am going to. I don't think anything will 332 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,640 actually kill me. I think I'm just going to be 333 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,040 tired of living and choose to just leave my body. 334 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,800 That's the thing, I'm just. Gonna choose to do it. 335 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,480 I'm gonna my family here. I'm gonna be like watching a 336 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,840 Netflix special and be like, wow, this is really what they 337 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:47,880 put on TV these days, huh? All right, Well, here I come. 338 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,400 Sam will be watching. I'm not Sam's watching Netflix 339 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,720 too. Yeah, he just hits the eject. 340 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,120 Button that point. That makes sense. 341 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,640 Sorry I'm not here. This is all. 342 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:02,920 Brain rot piece of. Sam is gonna convince 100% 343 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,240 Netflix except for the Cats movie. 344 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,440 Finally decided to watch the Cats movie. 345 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,280 He thinks it's so garbage, he's just gonna, his brain's just 346 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,800 gonna shut off. He's hit the eject button, yeah. 347 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,960 I'm just gonna edit right there. Nice. 348 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,640 The second James Gordon comes on screen, he's just like. 349 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,360 I'm dead. I'm sorry. 350 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,840 There's nothing else there's. Nothing else. 351 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,520 I just want to let you guys know that I am cooler than all of 352 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,640 you, Even Danny. Yes. 353 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:29,320 Not mine. Here's. 354 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,960 Why? Here's why Danny said two weeks 355 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,240 ago that he got to shake Lenny's hand and that made him cooler 356 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,960 than all of you. I got to see Lenny this week 357 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:41,800 without a shirt on. Oh yeah? 358 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,200 Well, I kissed Lenny on the lips. 359 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,800 Picture didn't happen. I made love to no. 360 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,720 No, you didn't. He made love to. 361 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,200 Me, I would have felt it. Yeah, we loved him to be. 362 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:56,560 It was a very eventful week for him. 363 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,120 He got. It wasn't even 8:00 AM yet. 364 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:08,280 And I like it. Oh, by the way, Joey, have you 365 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,800 relayed the the idea that you shared to me yesterday? 366 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:12,960 No. So I told. 367 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,440 I texted you and Danny that same. 368 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,920 Day, Danny told me. Nice. 369 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:19,200 OK. So I'm not the coolest one. 370 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,520 I'll. Tell you, Mr. Master? 371 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,640 Yeah. We'll tell you right now. 372 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,839 So on weeks then we don't have like an episode planned or 373 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:28,600 something unexpected comes up. We just do a session of the 374 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:33,360 interdimensional Z&D Tavern where we all are given or pick 375 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:38,000 random past characters and Adm quote UN quote gives us some 376 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,160 chill scenario and we all just hang out as our characters. 377 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,080 Like you're playing darts or you're picking on somebody else 378 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,640 in the Tavern. I love that. 379 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,720 You just hang out in the Tavern as random characters and you 380 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,520 have some loose objective to do in the Tavern, but you never 381 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:55,120 leave. I love that I came up with an 382 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:58,760 idea that kind of fits the description of the Tavern, and 383 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:02,240 I'm calling it the Ubiquitous Terroir Tavern because 384 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:06,520 ubiquitous means that it's like ubiquitous means that you're 385 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,680 everywhere at every every. Time. 386 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,600 Like you're just it. It's kind of weird. 387 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,400 I don't know how to explain it. Like so it's just always there 388 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,080 at all times. So it's different from 389 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,680 omnipresent. I would I would say that's very 390 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:23,480 parallel to omnipresent. OK, OK. 391 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,600 Just another way to say it then. Yeah. 392 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:31,400 And then terroir is like a certain drinking term referring 393 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,840 to like certain flavors of alcoholic beverages. 394 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:40,000 So I think whoever's, whoever's D Ming, it could change the 395 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,800 layout. There's no solid layout, it 396 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:46,160 changes every time, but the solid rules is that Haggis is 397 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:50,240 the owner of the bar, and that the bar keep is another random 398 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,360 character, whatever whoever you want it to be. 399 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,080 Actually, can I make Haggis a female? 400 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,280 Make him the barmaid? Yeah. 401 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,440 Cool. You could do haggis sister. 402 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,200 Maggie, yeah. Maggie Haggis. 403 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,400 I still can't do, I can't do Haggis's voice. 404 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,760 I can't. Yeah, we'll have a seminar next 405 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,680 week. Teach. 406 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,800 The voice just a just a teaching lesson for me. 407 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,000 Yeah. Hey, guys. 408 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,960 But I think. That'd be hilarious. 409 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,480 You could just another session from the interdimensional 410 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,520 Tavern. That'd be funny. 411 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,640 I can't wait for it honestly. Endless possibilities. 412 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,080 Yeah. Because the funniest parts a lot 413 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,720 of the time. I absolutely love that idea. 414 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,600 I think I think a really good idea. 415 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:36,680 The pregame. So for the haggis voice Cheddar 416 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:41,280 show, when you talk your tongue you you push your tongue up on 417 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,400 just one side of your mouth. That might hurt him right now. 418 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,640 So you got the wisdom thing going on. 419 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,840 So the the tongue goes on one side of the mouse, Yeah. 420 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,920 And then you just kind of push, push your air through that. 421 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,200 So that's how you get the weird S sound every time you. 422 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,400 Did it? Maybe the? 423 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,880 Wisdom sounds like this. Unlocked up the haggis voice. 424 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,320 It took me a minute to give it. I'll get it. 425 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,520 Yeah, you'll get it. Yeah. 426 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,000 And then he kind of becomes your own. 427 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,840 You kind of become him, really. He just kind of takes over 428 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,480 everything, as we've already seen, Dick. 429 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,840 And it's really awesome. When your granddaughter looked 430 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,760 at you and says Haggis is my favorite character, it makes you 431 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,560 feel like you really accomplished something in. 432 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:27,400 Life, yeah, but the the bar harem is always going to be the 433 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,920 Bethana. The bar succubus. 434 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,280 Hey, guys. Hey, guys. 435 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,000 I really do like Bethana Judy pretty hard. 436 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,960 How about you come over? She wants me lift my muffin top 437 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,720 for me. She's the only. 438 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,120 She's the only you know, I heard a term today and it would 439 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,440 probably fit for Bethana. If she was wearing tight clothes 440 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,040 she would be called a busted can of biscuits. 441 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,960 Yeah, I like that. I've. 442 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,320 Heard it before, but I was reminded of it earlier today. 443 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,400 Just this delicious, sweetheart. That's right, just put a little 444 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,840 butter on me. The only thing? 445 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,200 Cinnamon. I have on me. 446 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:18,640 I have the oven this time. So I, I did, I tried, I'm gonna, 447 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,080 I'm gonna do it again. But I took cinnamon rolls, you 448 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,040 know, just a, a canned garbage nonsense. 449 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,440 And I put them, I flatten them out and put them on the. 450 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,160 Put it over to disconnect just real quick. 451 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,640 No, I put them on the Blackstone, Put them on the 452 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,720 Blackstone, and I made breakfast sandwiches with them. 453 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,640 They were. Good. 454 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,720 What is a Blackstone? So it's a it's a big griddle, 455 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:45,320 big griddle that uses propane. Yeah, I use for nondescript 456 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,120 colorstone. Nice. 457 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,320 I like black is a color stone cheese. 458 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,440 Actually I heard it's not a color. 459 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,040 Is black a color? It is. 460 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,200 Is it though? It's a color. 461 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,360 Black and white are are non colors. 462 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,120 What about all the colors that we don't see? 463 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,840 Think about that. Black colors like a sound, like 464 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,800 a yellow colors have a taste. Or none of the colors. 465 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,200 Colors have a taste. Yeah, I love drinking purple if 466 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,800 there's a red. Dye and a blue dye and taste 467 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,000 them. They they taste right. 468 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,240 Everyone go. Over. 469 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,280 To gamer Subs and use code. Black. 470 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,600 For 60% off your first, that's right. 471 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,120 And it comes an extra large. That is an actual gamer. 472 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:27,000 That is an actual gamer sub's code that you can use because I 473 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,320 watch a guy called Bryce up and he is black and he watches 474 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,760 TikTok. So he gets banned and he's just 475 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,960 be careful. All of his codes are codes 476 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,320 black. Don't be. 477 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,160 Don't be around the black colors at night. 478 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,480 Why? What's that? 479 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,800 Bad stuff happens. Elaborate on that. 480 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,600 Oh. Expound on that, would you 481 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,520 we're. From Iowa. 482 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,080 Can you elaborate on that more? Yeah, you might lose things that 483 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,120 you own. What does that mean? 484 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,000 Dan, Dan. Dan. 485 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,720 Dan. Dan. 486 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:54,480 Dan. Dan. 487 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,120 Dan. Also, Joey, I did say in my 10 488 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,040 minutes of yapping at the beginning, I did say a slur, 489 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:02,880 but. Did you? 490 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,440 Don't worry, I'll clip it and soundboard it. 491 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,360 Don't worry but but. Tiana walks me to my car when 492 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,480 it's like 10:00 PM and 9:00 is dark and scary to walk alone. 493 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,320 Tiana. Valediano, you. 494 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,400 See, I follow. I follow women alone at night 495 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,600 just so that they can make it home safe. 496 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,560 Yeah. It's. 497 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,040 Weird. Make sure they're safe for some 498 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,680 reason that some of them. Start running. 499 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,200 Yeah. Are they? 500 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,280 You have to run after him, Yeah. Then you perceive a threat, so 501 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:34,240 you pull out a knife. It reminds me that reminds me of 502 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,160 the means. Have you ever seen him of like 503 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:40,320 the hidden camera like prank TikTok, like straight out of 504 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,560 this bottle, but it's just a guy. 505 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,000 It's just a guy on a run and someone's running in front of 506 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,920 him, like, like saying that the guy's chasing him. 507 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:53,880 This is just a guy out for a run. 508 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,280 So good. I wanna do that. 509 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,320 Yeah, this is. A. 510 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,800 Really. Weird time for her to start 511 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,560 running. I guess I better chase after 512 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,800 right? And all of a sudden I'm scared 513 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,880 now I'm running for my life. What is she running from? 514 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,720 She's screaming and I'm screaming. 515 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,800 Yeah. Why do they get scared all of a 516 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,640 sudden? Maybe, maybe the guy's scared 517 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,160 too. Maybe he's just trying to catch 518 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,960 up to her to for emotional support. 519 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,840 It's that mob mentality. If someone's scared, everyone's 520 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,960 scared. Right. 521 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,480 That's why I. Smile. 522 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,680 Yeah, yeah. That's why I just pull on my gun 523 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,680 and pointed at him and say, what are you running at me for? 524 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,000 Well, I'm scared. All right. 525 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,440 Get out of the way. What are you scared of? 526 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,000 When you come back, I have a knife. 527 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:39,400 I can defend us. I started, I haven't finished 528 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,240 it, but I started watching A a a a com. 529 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,440 A horror Com horror com. I guess you'd call it Com 530 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,000 horror. Horror. 531 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,800 Yeah. So a comedy horror movie 532 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,440 something. Oh, geez. 533 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,160 Now I forgot what it was. See, you made me forget it. 534 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,240 Scary Movie. Scary movie for classic what? 535 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,640 Was that That makes me mad now. Something vicious, vicious fun. 536 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,680 It's a better Yeah, it's been a nut thing. 537 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,920 It's about a. Funny sound. 538 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,720 Guy that wanders into a like, it's like a group session of 539 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:19,840 serial killers and this lady shows up and she wants to kill 540 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,200 all of them. And it's pretty funny just to 541 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,360 kill serial killers, you know, guys that eat serial. 542 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,880 Familiar. That sounds like Dexter. 543 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,520 I'm dead. Yeah, it is. 544 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,640 Yeah, just serial. Different, Yeah. 545 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,240 Hi, Alex. I found your brother working at 546 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,400 Target. Alec. 547 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,040 If I didn't know better I would think that's my brother, but I 548 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,200 killed my brother in Nam. As you should have. 549 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,040 It was friendly fire. I was trying to use you like a 550 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,120 tool. And that was in the 80s. 551 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,360 Had nothing to do with the war. That makes even more sense 552 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,560 actually. And I swear I was there. 553 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,760 I would have thought it would have been Thailand, but you 554 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,680 know. No. 555 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,040 No. I wouldn't sully the shores of 556 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,400 Thailand blood. Dang boy. 557 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,440 Yeah. So Alex, you are in Thailand, 558 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:10,040 how many lady boys did you see? A lot I don't know. 559 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,280 I didn't really ask. How do you How do you know 560 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,680 though? How can one know? 561 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,120 When OK, no, here's a good one, here's a good one for you. 562 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:26,120 When they walk up and they go so Adika in a super low voice, it's 563 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:29,120 just like you notice, you notice. 564 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,760 What if they don't have a protruding Adam's apple though? 565 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,480 I don't know. I didn't pay much attention. 566 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,320 Then you don't get them. Then you don't get them. 567 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,680 Dang, we were hoping to get some juicy stories, but all right, 568 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,320 that's fine. Dang it, that's kind of what I 569 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,800 was waiting for, yeah. Back to my Scotch. 570 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:53,720 Back to my bubbly. Yeah, a little bubbly. 571 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,320 It's a good chaser for apple cider vinegar. 572 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,480 Those are pretty good. Yeah. 573 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,960 There you go. There you go. 574 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,560 Down a whole mixed drink. I was that no, you're a great 575 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,160 screen foul. That was so. 576 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,760 Bad she. Destroyed the cosmic universe 577 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:15,880 behind her. The world is falling apart. 578 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,560 No, not the retrograde. Did you drink that whole glass 579 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,440 of eggnog already? Uh huh. 580 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,200 Oh. Did you put a Hokka in the 581 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,320 eggnog? No, it was Becky. 582 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,360 Suntory Whiskey. Yeah, Suntory. 583 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:40,360 And then I made a Margarita. No, no, just salt. 584 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,760 Drink that already. Yeah, it's empty. 585 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,680 They haven't been. You know what, I think it would 586 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,760 be really funny if we had like a one shot where the drunk or the 587 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,920 DM was absolutely. Plastered Sam, don't. 588 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,400 What are you doing? No. 589 00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:01,960 No. No, we haven't even started do 590 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,160 that after. I'll be fine. 591 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,000 Or during. Oh no. 592 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,680 Yeah, it's valid, but not before. 593 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,840 Oh boy. We're dead, say. 594 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,040 Look, I still got like half the mixture. 595 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,840 No, no. Fine, that's the pea bottle 596 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,000 I've. Got half the mixture. 597 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,880 How much of that Centauri is left? 598 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,200 Why is it very cloudy? Yeah, we haven't left this room 599 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,040 all night, not even to go to the bathroom. 600 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,520 I guess I'll not don't drink that pea bottle now. 601 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,080 Now that Centauri or Glenfiddich. 602 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,160 That could be the pea bottle. Oh, the. 603 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,200 Tequila. That's another story. 604 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,400 I've heard tequilas make panties fall off. 605 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,520 My panties fall off every. Time my panties fall off. 606 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,680 Good grief, what the heck is happening? 607 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,160 My panties fall off. Oh my. 608 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,240 There's. Not a lot in there. 609 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,440 I don't drink, so my panties stay firmly on, thank you. 610 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,720 Atta boy, nothing wrong with that. 611 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,240 I wear a size too small so that they're. 612 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,880 But however, I do notice that you don't have your camera 613 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,640 turned on so we aren't able to watch you eat your massive 614 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,160 burrito. Which I miss. 615 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,560 Have a. Massive burrito that I. 616 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,080 Made a lot. I go make a massive. 617 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,440 Burrito that makes me want to wire you money, send you money 618 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,840 so that you can get a massive burrito. 619 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,560 So that we can get our weekly mukbang out in a. 620 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,320 Burrito. Bob, the secret kink he can 621 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,240 mention this is like. Not a kink, it's just, it was 622 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,280 like, it's like. Shut up Joey, it's my fetish and 623 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,320 your tea, my life. It's I'm. 624 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,840 Joking. For you to eat another burrito, 625 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,720 please. I'm joking it right now. 626 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,680 I'm jonesing. Bring the burrito. 627 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,240 Wrap your lips around that thing. 628 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,560 Take a nice bite a little bit too much teeth go slower. 629 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,680 The Peppers. Oh, show me that cross section. 630 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,240 Tickle the Peppers. Yes. 631 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,280 Let's do this thing. Show me, Show me the girl. 632 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,440 I'm not going to chew this one. Watch it go down the hole. 633 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,520 Slap it on my face. A couple. 634 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:13,280 Times They're my bullet and BBQ sauce and say one last trip to 635 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,440 Flavor town, baby. Swapping itself with a burrito. 636 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,280 How dare you show up birthdays on a fat cock. 637 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,080 Friday. Oh man. 638 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,960 The one the only smooth day in. Burrito fetish did. 639 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:33,280 You say it's fat cock Friday. Oh no, answer me the title. 640 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,960 No, how dare you show up girthless on that cock Friday 641 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,320 look. What you've done? 642 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,360 I could there, really, and he could. 643 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:45,400 Die. Oh no, I'm in the wrongs place. 644 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:56,400 Oopsie, Daisy. Oh boy. 645 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,400 That has to be the title now, Cheddar, what you've done. 646 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,040 Yes, Oopsie, Daisy. I have finally named a UTT. 647 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,000 No, you have a bunch of names. Yeah, several times. 648 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,120 Maybe it's been a while. I even made one. 649 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,280 It has been a while. Have you had? 650 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,040 Oh man, we broke him. He's broken. 651 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,680 Has Bob had a title cheddar? Yeah, I did once. 652 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,040 Once at least. You look like never he. 653 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,320 Was. I gave Alex one too. 654 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,160 He gave me one. What's my I'll? 655 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,320 Give Alex one. You're UT what you. 656 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,520 Need to come camping with this boy so. 657 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,680 UTT. Pass you from 10 the. 658 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,920 The most recent one, Alex, you, you mentioned Carl Weezer and 659 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,040 it's mentioned and it's called Carl Weezer. 660 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,520 Oh, that's two now. Oh yes, you have the man I I 661 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,880 almost threw up. I think Sam's throwing up. 662 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,280 I was named after you. That was. 663 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,600 Man. I think that's going to be a 664 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,000 fun. IPhone Iowa. 665 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:05,480 This week you. Know what bucket? 666 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,640 Bucket, bucket we fall. So anyway, yeah, this week on 667 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,120 Michaela's Slow or crock pot, a whole cork pork butt. 668 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,360 Heck yeah. Pork bucket we. 669 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,000 Fall. Mixed it with Mac and cheese. 670 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,960 So now I got pork and Mac and cheese. 671 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,240 There you go. We had chicken, bacon, ranch, 672 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,520 Mac and cheese. Show me that thing. 673 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,080 A lot of it. And RCRC Cola just for those old 674 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,560 timers. You are an RC guy, aren't you? 675 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,480 I am. I respect it. 676 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,000 Sam, are you OK? Yeah. 677 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,600 Yeah, I'm OK. Are you sure? 678 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,560 I'm fine. You did not just throw up. 679 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,320 No, he didn't. No, but it was pretty darn 680 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,480 close. No, I was laughing. 681 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,200 It was. Fun to your guys. 682 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,600 You do lots of hard, you throw up. 683 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:51,840 I do that. No, I didn't. 684 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,760 I didn't he. Was he was crying? 685 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,120 I do that sometimes. It's OK, that's normal. 686 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,520 Yeah, that's normal it. Happens all the time. 687 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,120 Projectile just covers the camera. 688 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:19,400 Holy crap. Oh no. 689 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,360 Jeez, Danny, you good? Are we all drinking things? 690 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,440 Yeah, I'm good drinking things, I think. 691 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,520 This episode is unhinged already and we haven't even started. 692 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,920 We started. It's been a couple of weeks. 693 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,440 We got started. To expand, that's very. 694 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:41,840 That's very That's so hot. I'm so I'm sure you're good. 695 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,520 Do you need anything? I'm good. 696 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,480 Couple. Comments Do you want me to come 697 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,080 over and give you a back rows? Very better. 698 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,640 I can take off my shirt and oh OK, goodbye. 699 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,560 Test please. No, I already took off my shirt 700 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,440 for you guys once. I didn't see it when you did 701 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,160 this. You. 702 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,000 You called me the machine. Machine. 703 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,280 Oh yeah, yeah, Machina, yeah. Yeah. 704 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,880 OK, that's fair. That's. 705 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,920 Nice. Very hairy. 706 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,639 I don't get any special nickname. 707 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,800 And honestly, I didn't even realize you guys saw that I was 708 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,840 in my underwear like so when I left, you guys were like. 709 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,440 Dang. Underwear. 710 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,719 He looks kind of hot. You became a string bean. 711 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,440 Yeah. Who? 712 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,679 You, you don't get a name, I said. 713 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:27,960 Yeah, Stringbean, I already said it. 714 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,960 Duh. Alex is the lightest in thinnest 715 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,600 in this podcast, not me. Yeah, but he's bulky though. 716 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,080 He's full of muscle. I got muscle. 717 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,800 You do, but you're not as full of muscle as Alex is. 718 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,920 Alex is Wolverine. Sorry for me. 719 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,639 Yeah, you've got muscle. That's why you're cheddar. 720 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,960 You're too sharp though. That's why I'm too sharp 721 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,480 cheddar. I love extra. 722 00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:52,040 Cheddar is Agent Cheddar. Yeah, I'm the old man. 723 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,239 Change your name. Detective Gadget. 724 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,480 Yeah, what's? Danny. 725 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,560 Smooth in, yeah. So hot. 726 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,080 Is as tiny, is as smooth as a baby's butt. 727 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,320 Oh yes, it is. Yeah, has nothing to do with his 728 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,720 voice. It's how he actually feels, 729 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,880 right? Back. 730 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,880 Yeah, give Danny that his weekly Brazilian wax I. 731 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,880 Need to put on something not. Just on his butt. 732 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,440 Yeah, just on his butt though, and a little bit lower. 733 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,800 Looks like a baboon. It looks like a baboon. 734 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,320 It's one out the wild. Just I. 735 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,640 Mean we're in here. But he's got a red butt from the 736 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,120 Brazilian wax thing that his. Butt head. 737 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,600 Nice. Yeah, yeah, so we're assless 738 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,400 chaps. All chat all don't have a rear. 739 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,360 End ass please come on getter not. 740 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,760 Bad. And he does need those though. 741 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,040 He does. I would take pictures of that 742 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,440 for a, for a, for a calendar we'll buy. 743 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,160 Them we'll buy them a pair of chaps. 744 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,080 That'll be hilarious and. That's what we should do. 745 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,400 We should do a, We should do a, a calendar. 746 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,200 We talked about this before A. Chaps. 747 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,560 Calendar. I mean, chaps could be involved, 748 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,880 yeah. I'd say we do tasteful nudes for 749 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:09,200 2025 and then we do we go real cutesy and we go adult baby 750 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:15,720 calendar 26. I think we'll be. 751 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,360 Appealing to people that would, I mean, I don't know, maybe 752 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,040 it'll gain some new list because I guess. 753 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:22,480 Hold on. I got. 754 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,240 I got some for this. I got some for this. 755 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,360 Here we go. I found it. 756 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:29,920 Where is not all. Right. 757 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:30,800 Where are you? Look at memes. 758 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,720 Look at memes. It's coitus. 759 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,880 That's coitus, Yeah, pretty much. 760 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:44,840 Legends players. Yeah. 761 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,920 Talking about the new Linkin Park song. 762 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:54,200 Adult diapers No. You mean the one for I don't 763 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,440 remember, I forgot. Never mind, I'm dumb. 764 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,800 League World for the League World Cup. 765 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,040 Worlds. Yeah. 766 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,360 Worlds. The world's one, Yeah, pretty 767 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,920 good. Did you see the Arcane 2? 768 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,920 The Arcane Two song from Ash Nico? 769 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,360 I like that one. It's called heavy as the Crown. 770 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,360 Yeah, it, it was a, it was a OK, it was an OK Linkin Park song, 771 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,400 but it was a bad world song. It didn't sound like worlds. 772 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,120 World. Song. 773 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,840 It was a pretty good Linkin Park song. 774 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,840 It was a bad world song. But yeah, but for like Worlds, 775 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,600 yeah, definitely not. It was weird. 776 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,920 It was a weird song for Worlds it. 777 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,640 Was like old school Linkin Park, the new singer, she does a, she 778 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,080 does a 17 second scream. It's pretty good. 779 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,160 Yeah. I wish I could just. 780 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:41,480 Because I was Kevin's rocket Lincoln Park cover. 781 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:50,560 Please record that. She. 782 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,320 Reports. That's how I fall. 783 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:06,880 Across this new divide. Please. 784 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,120 Please. Yeah. 785 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:14,640 So we gotta do something like like, like my character doing 786 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,680 the screaming parts is like Gavin's pocket, but then like my 787 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,600 character from this season, ignore singing all the proper 788 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,720 songs. Like there's something inside me 789 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,000 that goes beneath the surface. And then Gavin comes. 790 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:41,560 In so numb I can't see you. There I can find my twin. 791 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:48,800 I can't. And then we have to pick 792 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,160 somebody else from another character from the podcast to do 793 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,520 any of the the wrapping parts from Legends in Park. 794 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,440 Perfect. Oh, it's so good. 795 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,960 Lake Park. Call it Linkin Park. 796 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:13,800 What I've done, I'll face myself. 797 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,240 Oh man, I'd love that. That'd be funny. 798 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:28,920 What I've done? With my gun. 799 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:35,640 With my gun. With my gun. 800 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:47,240 I'm dead dead. I become so numb. 801 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:56,040 Seriously. Got numb, really kicking my 802 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,000 butt. I think we lost Sam. 803 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,520 Yeah, it's dead. No, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb 804 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:07,080 dumb's been working, Danny. All right. 805 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,680 Yeah, I'm fine. You've been you've been putting 806 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,480 in them them hours. There it was. 807 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,000 I got another job. Yeah, no, yeah. 808 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,640 What? Cleaning a gym? 809 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,800 There's a gym right next door to the Cafe Bakery. 810 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,320 I workout, so I'm going to clean there. 811 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,000 That's a podcast job. So, so, so a second job. 812 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,640 Yeah, yeah. That a boy. 813 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,840 Go get it. That a boy. 814 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,320 How to make that cuddy? I've been working hours too. 815 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,680 It's busy season where I'm at. I'm getting sick of working. 816 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,600 Yeah. I've been feeling that way for 817 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,480 like 30 years. Oh. 818 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,240 Geez, Mr. Master, how do you feel about the US government 819 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,160 raising the retirement? Age. 820 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,320 My plan is 60, my plan is 60. I don't know if it'll work, but 821 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,200 I'm I'm aiming. 60 So apparently China, like China's retirement 822 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,000 age was 54 and then they raised it to like 67. 823 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,760 Yeah. I'm not. 824 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,160 I'm not ever. I'm currently not ever counting 825 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,760 on Social Security. I'm never going to be able to 826 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,800 retire. You just stop one day, you know? 827 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,320 Let's retire what I'm I'm. Going to work until I die, I. 828 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,160 Want to I want to put my pecker in there. 829 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,800 I'm going to work until I find that Netflix special. 830 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,760 Not one Netflix special. That's going to be the end of it 831 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,040 all. Cats 2. 832 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,760 Nats 2. Cats 2. 833 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:35,880 This time with Jimmy Fallon. I'll be I'll be the ripe old age 834 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:40,120 of how old am I, 2728? No. 835 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:46,280 Next year. They need at least a few years 836 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:46,880 to make that. I'll be. 837 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,320 The ripe old age. I'm sorry, I forgot the digit in 838 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,280 front of that 278. Oh no, that was a digit at the 839 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,600 end of it. I'm sorry, I'm drunk. 840 00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,720 Drunk blunk. This could go one of two ways. 841 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,360 Be able to retire when I'm 55. I cannot guarantee how many 842 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,600 clothes I'll be wearing by the end of the session. 843 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,920 Oh, there you go, Alex. It's valid. 844 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,600 What is it? Cigars. 845 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,800 It's a box with glass. Cigars. 846 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,080 Box of condoms. Cigars. 847 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,280 Yeah, condoms. Lands. 848 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,920 Yeah. Drop my monster condom for my 849 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,320 magnum Dong. Whoa. 850 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,680 I tell you you, you've got your magnum Dong. 851 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,680 What did you put? What is? 852 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,600 What is Magnum? Is. 853 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,600 Everybody drinking. Yeah. 854 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,160 Everybody drinking at night. I had a couple scotches. 855 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,840 Each mango bubble there we. Got. 856 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,720 Everybody show you a drink. See cola? 857 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,400 We got there. Is that some Knob Creek? 858 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,400 Coffee. Oh no. 859 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,920 Mcgillicuddy's Cherry. That's my model for my. 860 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,280 Own. Becky. 861 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,360 Oh, he's guzzling. Oh, it's nice, Nice. 862 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:08,360 We out here bucket, we fall. I just polished off a Mason jar 863 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,600 of moonshine. Oh no, what the heck. 864 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:17,200 We're all hammered. Well, we are at a bar I. 865 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:21,560 Am pulling up my bourbon, it's going to be a good night. 866 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:27,600 Your Oh no. Got some rye, rye whiskey, 867 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,880 bourbon so. OK, I already told Mariah that 868 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,960 she's not allowed to get sick to the point where I have to take 869 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,280 her to the emergency room tonight, so we're. 870 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,400 Good. It's only it's only 110 proof. 871 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,600 So it's it's OK last. Time I got drunk, Mariah had to 872 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,960 go to the emergency room and then I was I was up all night 873 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,160 long until 12 and the next day and. 874 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,600 You drove. Yeah, I did. 875 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,080 I had to. No, I was sober. 876 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,760 I sobered up but I was not in a very good state. 877 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,040 You just take a bucket of cold water and you just. 878 00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:04,080 No, I, I was drunk and then I, it was like a couple of hours of 879 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,000 me, like like like 3-4 hours and maybe being awake. 880 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,760 It wasn't, it wasn't a like super drunk. 881 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,360 It was like barely drunk, but it was drunk enough that I'd I've 882 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,800 never experienced before. So like how I did during bio 883 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,920 rift? Yeah. 884 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,240 Yeah. Because that's not the and. 885 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,440 I think, I don't think I hit no one. 886 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,760 So like the five, OK. The five street signs behind me 887 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,240 say otherwise. Well, and yeah, I might survive 888 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,920 much so. My car was OK, at least I don't 889 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,400 know. Pedestrians were already dead 890 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:42,000 when I passed them. Yo why does the Interstate have 891 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:48,520 steep speed bumps? Oh geez, you're breaking him 892 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,120 again. We. 893 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,880 Were already dead, officer. I just drove my him. 894 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,480 I didn't hit him, did I? Did I? 895 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:01,640 Officer, you don't understand. I had to go 70 in a school zone. 896 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,640 Zombies were after me. Understandable. 897 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:15,920 Have a nice day. Understandable, you don't 898 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,560 understand. Thanks. 899 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,520 Officer, you don't understand Free Bird Solo was playing. 900 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,880 By littering. That makes sense. 901 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,000 I did. I did reckon to my parents 902 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,640 garage while what was it, the highway to the danger zone? 903 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,680 But Kenny Loggins was playing. Yeah, so songs like that, the 904 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,160 brakes just don't work. You have to. 905 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,160 Keep knowing they don't. I saw myself crashing into the 906 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:42,960 garage and I couldn't stop it. They work if you're they work if 907 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,040 you're a communist. Somebody. 908 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200 Cut. The. 909 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,680 Brake. Somebody cut the brake lines on 910 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:55,800 your car just for that. Song I cut my I cut my own brake 911 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,360 lines. The worst, the worst part about 912 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,200 it was it didn't go in slow motion. 913 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,920 I was only doing like one or two miles an hour. 914 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,480 It was literally idle and I couldn't stop it because I was 915 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,200 like frozen in time. What? 916 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,040 Yeah, so here with a stasis spell. 917 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:21,520 Right. So, so, so where am I? 918 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,320 Where my, where the garage was, there was a, there was an 919 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,560 Evergreen tree that was kind of in front of it kind of sort of. 920 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,200 So when you came out of the garage, you had to you had to 921 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,200 kind of curve around it as you bet you couldn't back straight 922 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,840 out. You had to back, you know, if 923 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,000 you were on the left side of the garage, you had to back to the 924 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,920 right. So that's what I was doing. 925 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,120 I was, I was turning to the right, but I did it before I was 926 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:48,080 outside of the garage. So the front end of my mom's 19 927 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,080 eight s s Monte Carlo maybe was 84. 928 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,160 It was the last year the S s and that body design. 929 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,280 That. Front of the panel hit the front 930 00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,240 of the garage and just ripped it right off and I watched it all 931 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,920 happen in slow motion and Sam's throwing up. 932 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,200 It was 1945 the Nazi party that's that ended in the 933 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,960 ancestors basically just I mean let's you go down to Argentina 934 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,720 not. That as super sport. 935 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,920 I escaped to Argentina personally. 936 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,440 Yeah, go ahead and go to Argentina. 937 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,840 I'm ready to start, guys. I mean. 938 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,800 Venezuelan it would be. Venezuelan taking over the 939 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,120 United States. We hit the old Nazi topic. 940 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,560 Oh, I get it. Dan starts talking now it's time 941 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,120 to just jump into things. It's alright. 942 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,640 No, no welcome. Welcome everyone back to maybe 943 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,640 the podcast to feature. He's more Z and. 944 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,440 DI don't even know if we're doing an episode. 945 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,560 Sam's gone. I'm a little concerned about. 946 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,640 Saying you know not. Not about not being in the 947 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,240 chair. I think I think Sam is getting a 948 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,280 drink of water. Yeah, that's what we're calling 949 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,800 it nowadays. So, Danny, I told everybody 950 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,360 already you weren't here. But. 951 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,320 I got to see Lenny without a shirt on this week, so I'm kind 952 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,240 of cooler than everybody. Impressive. 953 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,080 I already told you I made Lenny kiss. 954 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:08,920 So they say that when a person dies, their life flashes before 955 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,080 their eyes, right? They see all their life in the 956 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,880 last like 7 seconds of their life, right? 957 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,040 Right. Oh, Dad, I'm going to kill you, 958 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,760 and I'm gonna like to have a camera 'cause they say the sole 959 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,960 is the window of the eyes. I don't have a camera on your 960 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,240 eyes. And when that image of Lenny's 961 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,600 shirtless flashes in your eyes, I'm gonna take a picture of it, 962 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,200 and I'm gonna have that forever. You could just go and ask him 963 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,040 for shirtless pics. You don't have to kill him. 964 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,720 Yeah. I guess I, I guess I could do 965 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:32,280 that. Yeah. 966 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,800 I'm pretty sure he would give it up willingly, I mean. 967 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,000 Yeah, I feel like you're just adding. 968 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,720 Extra the whole time like it was a big deal and I'm over there. 969 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,040 Hey, Lenny, Lenny, if you're listening to this right now, 970 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:49,280 Lenny, can we swap nipple pics? You send me mine, you send me 971 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,160 yours. No, they're not dark. 972 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,840 I no, they're not. I love how I love how Danny 973 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,920 Danny walks over to his sister who is on, you know, video call 974 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:05,400 for for mom, you know, and he's just like and just lips just 975 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,320 like. Yeah, yeah, Free the. 976 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,880 Nipple man free the nipple. Yeah. 977 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:15,680 What if? What if we did Lenny calendar? 978 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,320 You take like a tasteful Lenny calendar and every week, every 979 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,640 every time, every month is a new article clothing missing. 980 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,200 Yeah, but then we have to pay royalties. 981 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,760 I like every. Every month is a different 982 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:32,800 picture of his nipples. Yeah, that sounds like we'd have 983 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,080 to pay Lenny. I'll play. 984 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,840 Him with no he would do it for free. 985 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,520 Send him my own nipple picks. He would do it for free. 986 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,680 Are they small? Breathe in Apple. 987 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,080 Not really.