1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:18,080 This. Is why I say that AI is the 2 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:21,360 devil is because I plugged a picture of all three of you guys 3 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,640 in it and said remove their clothes and it did and it looked 4 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,720 just like you guys do. How would you know what that 5 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,400 looks like? Yeah. 6 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,840 Just to compare how? Long was I hanging? 7 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,960 If AI knows everything, how long? 8 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,280 Was I hanging? I think AI was generous. 9 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,240 I think 6 and three quarter inches. 10 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,760 It tends to be. It tends to. 11 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,960 You're hung like a Shetland pony. 12 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:49,320 Yeah, joke's on you. I'm like the Anheuser Busch 13 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:52,120 horses. OK, Yeah, I didn't know me. 14 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,920 I'm like I. Have a very special mechanism to 15 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,320 make me look like a normal human when I'm walking around in 16 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,640 public. I get a little button on my hip. 17 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,720 I just touch it. Oh man. 18 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,440 But not for real though. Somebody probed me and I need to 19 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,720 know who it is. For real, somebody. 20 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,280 Broke it was. It was me and Joe. 21 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,440 If we're, if we're. Flashlight. 22 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,360 Some cardboard. Lenny held the cardboard and 23 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,040 shook it like it was a storm and shined the flashlight and went 24 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,680 we. It happened around the vicinity 25 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,560 of the boys trip. I don't know what it's just 26 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,200 suddenly. Oh yeah, Lenny was there. 27 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,160 Yeah, I believe it. In the trees. 28 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,120 I sent, I sent him the address and he was like, I'll be right 29 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,200 there. Who isn't in the files? 30 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,040 You know who isn't in the files? It's the craziest thing though. 31 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,560 No, I do. I do have a OK, Lenny's not in 32 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,160 the files. A serious abduction story, 33 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,600 though. I have a serious abduction 34 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,480 story. Here we go. 35 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,960 You ready? Abduction story? 36 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,280 You ready? Alien abduction story. 37 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,480 Abduction story, maybe if it's actually aliens, I don't know. 38 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,920 OK, I'm. I'm serious though. 39 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,040 Don't laugh. OK, OK. 40 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,200 No, nobody. Laughs. 41 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,880 I probably still will laugh, but OK. 42 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,320 OK. You know, I'm, I'm lying in bed. 43 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,800 Michaela's out of town one night. 44 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,600 I'm sleeping. You know, next thing I know, 45 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,400 surrounded by light. I'm panicking. 46 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,200 I'm like, what's going on? Going on? 47 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,040 I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. 48 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,800 Next thing I know, I I'm floating. 49 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,520 I'm like, you know what, you're right, it's about time. 50 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,480 Take me, please take me, take me. 51 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,160 I started screaming because I'm just panicking and at this point 52 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,120 you might as well take me. And they were like, no, hold on. 53 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:26,480 And they dropped. Me. 54 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,040 You said you sleep naked, right? So you were naked? 55 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,840 Always. Yeah, always. 56 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:35,240 And always your wife. Your wife was out of town so I'm 57 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,600 assuming you yorked it. Lying in your own. 58 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:44,520 York. I mean, I mean, to be fair, OK, 59 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,240 here we go. Here we go. 60 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:52,400 To be fair, I was, I was, I was in the middle, middle. 61 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,760 And they were taking me. And I'm like, yes, my dream. 62 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,680 My dream come true. Alien. 63 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,080 Yes. And they're like, whoa, whoa. 64 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,840 Too much for us. He's too much. 65 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:05,520 And then they left. So ladies and gentlemen, the 66 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:14,440 perfect defense is to want it. It's to want it want it more 67 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,040 than they want. It yeah, so. 68 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,560 I'm into it. You know what further 69 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,920 complicates this is I, I listen to a guy on coast a couple 70 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,760 times, I believe. Yeah, a couple times on coast to 71 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,480 coast AM with George Nori a couple of times. 72 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:34,240 I heard this guy on there where he, he is convinced, and I don't 73 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,680 know for sure if it would be every time, every of the time, 74 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:42,440 as Kevin would say, but he is convinced that aliens are actual 75 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,840 devils. He says there have been hundreds 76 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,400 of accounts where where people are in the middle of being 77 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:52,120 abducted or they're having a close encounter and they command 78 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:56,280 them in the name of Jesus and they they take off. 79 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,520 Maybe Jesus is like their king or something like that. 80 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,440 I could be. Name of the ruler and they're 81 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,720 like, oh, this guy knows Jesus are bad. 82 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,800 That's. I can't mess with you. 83 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,160 That's. Not Jesus, that's Jesus. 84 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,440 I'm not. I'm not saying he's Mexican, I'm 85 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,000 just saying my Name is Juice is a popular name out in the 86 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,440 cosmos. I'm not. 87 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,360 Yeah. I'm. 88 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,560 Not Gila. With the space Mexicans, you 89 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,440 know, I don't know. Yeah, you don't know. 90 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,560 Space Mexican. Honestly, that's always been, 91 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,360 that's honestly always been my belief that alien, actual alien 92 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,440 activity is demonic or angelic activity. 93 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,800 What it is, catch glimpses of it here and there. 94 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,560 I always, I've always thought that. 95 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,400 If you look back through history, not a lot of gay 96 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,320 people. Alien abductions start 97 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,120 happening. A lot of gay people. 98 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,680 Look at look at Sparta. Pretty gay. 99 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,440 Well, no. Now wait. 100 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,200 No, wait. That's just for fun. 101 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,800 That's. Just for fun guys. 102 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,640 Guys were for fun, girls were for. 103 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,280 Like life partners, there's like, hey, you're my, you're my 104 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,160 best guy friend. Let's go back. 105 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,880 Let's just. Bored. 106 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,880 I'm bored. You're bored. 107 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,840 Like let's just, you know. You can't watch TV. 108 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,360 It's the same thing that happens between us, right? 109 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,720 We've got movies and video games, so we don't do that. 110 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,360 Oh, we don't. Parton didn't have it. 111 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,280 Oh so. That's all the only option they 112 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,000 had. They didn't have out of work 113 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,200 back then. No, because if we're out in the 114 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,360 woods for more than three or four days, I mean. 115 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,000 Wait, wasn't the PS1 out there out then? 116 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,240 Well. Yeah. 117 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,120 In that time, yeah. Yeah, it roughly. 118 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,320 Dang, Alex is gone. All they had, all they had was 119 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,760 pong. Of course they were gay. 120 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,200 No Atari 2600. Penis. 121 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,600 I know I played the 2600 and I don't ever remember. 122 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:59,280 Anything for my sweetness. You said you were floating. 123 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,280 Where? What? 124 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,640 What happened next in your abduction store? 125 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:07,560 I, I was like, yes, finally a dream come true, naked all by 126 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,600 myself and being ready to be taken to the mothership. 127 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,880 And let me tell you, I was here for it. 128 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,520 They dropped me and I don't think I've seen a ship fly away 129 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,880 so fast. So moral of the stories wanted 130 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,760 more than they. Do I was interested? 131 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,400 Wanted more than 84. Please. 132 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,360 You actually are interested. If you're actually interested, 133 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,320 act disinterested. Like no, please don't. 134 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:34,240 No, I have a family. Oh no, here's they've got me. 135 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,120 No, here's my. Theory. 136 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,840 Save me. I have two theories. 137 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,480 One theory #1 you were half asleep in a car, drove by and 138 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,920 the headlights shown in your window and you're half asleep 139 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,080 and you. Think I'm abducted? 140 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:52,360 Theory 2. Theory 2 is sleep paralysis. 141 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,080 I've I've had sleep paralysis before, had sleep paralysis 142 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,680 before. My my sleep paralysis demon is 143 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:05,320 RFK Junior you. Got home. 144 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,400 I would. Be there for. 145 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:12,680 That home, I mean. Like me laying there. 146 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,960 It's just me laying there in a bed going. 147 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:26,400 Straight pace. Theory #2 theory #3 is you 148 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,200 secretly have sleep apnea and you didn't know it, and you 149 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,360 actually died briefly and came back. 150 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,680 Yeah, that could be it. That could actually happen. 151 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,520 I'm not even kidding. You were on your way to heaven 152 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,440 for half a second. Started breathing again. 153 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,840 Theory. Theory #4 it's an elaborate 154 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,800 Broadway play, and you, we took part in it and you didn't 155 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,840 realize it. You didn't. 156 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,280 I didn't realize that was the main character. 157 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,080 That makes so much sense. No, Yeah, I'm here for it. 158 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,680 Yeah. Theory. #5 aliens try to get to 159 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:00,280 have you. Tried and decided not to 160 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,600 because. Maybe you're like 1/2, maybe 161 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,360 you're a half blood and like you're like the secret heir to 162 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,200 their Kingdom and then they like decided. 163 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,840 No, we don't want you anymore. That actually makes a lot of 164 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,000 sense. I don't know. 165 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,520 I'm not an alien. My name is not Jesus. 166 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,320 That makes a lot of sense. My name's not Jesus. 167 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,400 I don't know. Do I look? 168 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:23,080 Do I look like Juan or Jesus or Gregorio? 169 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,000 Do I? Do I? 170 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,200 Do I? No, I don't. 171 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,480 I'm not Jorge. You look like Jorge though. 172 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,320 Jorge, I'm. Space Saturnese. 173 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,200 Space Saturn, one of them Saturnese people. 174 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:38,880 Although like so real quickly I looked into like some of the 175 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,360 most documented alien abduction stories. 176 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:47,240 Apparently the first one happened in Brazil in 1957. 177 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:52,560 A Brazilian, apparently like, nothing reported anyways, but a 178 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:55,520 Brazilian 48 was like the first one. 179 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,720 Well, this is what's just what I've got in a quick Google 180 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:02,400 search. Yeah, but a Google or a Google? 181 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,160 Wow. A Brazilian farmer claimed that 182 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,720 he was taken a border craft and forced into a sexual encounter. 183 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,280 It's always sexual, they always go up your butt. 184 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,080 I this sounds like they they yorked him. 185 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,640 They braided him. It's always well, they were. 186 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,520 They were probably looking for a sample. 187 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,120 They wanted his babies. Were you pre you would post 188 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,160 York? He was Brazilian. 189 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:28,120 So one of the, one of the big things that that is prevalent 190 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:34,560 amongst all of the supposed and, you know, reported abductions is 191 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:37,320 they're looking for they, they want samples of our DNA. 192 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,040 So I guess let me ask you this guy's question guys, because it 193 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:46,720 is Valentine's Day if if you get abducted and you get yorked and 194 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,080 probed, are you cheating on your significant other? 195 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,560 I think that's technically. It depends on if you're into it. 196 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:58,160 If it's against my will, no. So I mean, whether it's burglars 197 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:03,120 and ski masks or aliens, I think it's the same burglars and ski 198 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,440 masks. You just have to not like the 199 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,160 entire time. But hold on to the aliens. 200 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,480 I can prove the. Whole time. 201 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,760 I hate this, I hate this. Stop. 202 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,320 I hate to. Prove. 203 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,680 That burglars broken my house. I can't right? 204 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,960 But I got abducted by an alien. That's true if. 205 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,560 I just say, hey baby, I'm sorry I got abducted by an alien. 206 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,480 That's yours. That's why it hurts to sit down. 207 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:34,120 I mean, you could take a cotton swab inside your you know, and 208 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,560 then get it tested. And was he gonna say, yeah, 209 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:39,560 space Mexicans were here? Yeah, looks like Space Mexican 210 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,640 to me. He got violated, he's just not a 211 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:49,840 cheater. It's I think. 212 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,080 It's the same. Like how do you justify that? 213 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,080 Be like sorry my D they needed my DNA. 214 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,720 So you're doing a service to them by providing the DNA. 215 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,120 Otherwise I'm like hell yeah. It's to save your life. 216 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,000 I didn't offer. Yes, they save your life. 217 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,320 The kid. That wanted it. 218 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,880 For an undisclosed amount of time, I woke up naked in the 219 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,000 words. They have a York machine and it 220 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,480 and it did the York. I hope it was a York. 221 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,040 Machine and they had their long alien finger and. 222 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,040 I just started making the gravy. I couldn't. 223 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:32,440 I'm running home right home, right to the basement. 224 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,200 I just. I figured I'd add now what 225 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,040 happens? What happens if if you did go 226 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,560 out and you you, you know, cheated on your significant 227 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,760 other and then you came back and you're like, sorry, baby, the 228 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,080 aliens got in my head. It was. 229 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,320 Aliens. Them dangled aliens again. 230 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,160 Yeah. That's all Dang long. 231 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:03,200 Then you're taking away from my trauma when I got kicked out 232 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,720 from the aliens. Yeah. 233 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,960 I mean, that's fair. And those Dang old spaces. 234 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,240 Why I couldn't be a? Therapist. 235 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,960 This is exactly why I could never be a therapist. 236 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,320 You're downplaying my trauma. You know I am. 237 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,440 In fact. Here's the number to the psych 238 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,880 ward. Get out of my face. 239 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,160 But maybe the space Mexicans will come after. 240 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:26,320 You, yeah. The Space Mexican Cartel is on 241 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:30,040 you. Yeah, yeah, we did actually have 242 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,360 stuff to talk about this evening. 243 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,800 But now the. Listener is out there I'm. 244 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,200 Talking about, we're talking about. 245 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,080 Aliens. Yeah, because I'm talking about 246 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,560 things that are near and dear to our hearts, like Alien. 247 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,160 Mexican space Cowboys, it's all the same thing. 248 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,400 In time travel, if you go back and find yourself in the past 249 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,240 and service yourself. That's not gay. 250 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:51,960 That's not gay. That's not gay. 251 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,000 No, that's the major extra steps. 252 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,320 So have you guys seen the Time Traveler's Wife movie? 253 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,760 No, no. So this actually happened and 254 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,320 this is like a drama drama movie, but this actually 255 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,680 happens. He goes back in time and he 256 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,040 blows himself and he shows it from behind. 257 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,400 Well, I'm like. Wait, first of all, what? 258 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,360 Why? Why would you want to do that? 259 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,160 Gay tendencies, for sure, but it's not. 260 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,880 You want. You want. 261 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,480 That action though, Like, that's gay. 262 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,640 It's York in it with extra steps. 263 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,360 It's York. Lot of extra. 264 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,800 Steps and the steps you take are gay steps. 265 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,480 They are, yeah. They're very gay steps like to. 266 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,600 Be like very, Yeah, you're. Very I need to take myself off 267 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,320 five years ago because I remember on this on this day in 268 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:42,040 particular, I was really horny. And so you travel back in time 269 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,640 and you're like, Hey, what's up me? 270 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,680 I know that you're kind of, you know, horny. 271 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,320 Let me help you. Let me, let me York you off. 272 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,160 There's a it's a series too. It's not just a movie. 273 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,240 There's. A whole series about in your 274 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,480 group. Them in movie series. 275 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,560 And it's a time travellers why watch? 276 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,480 Some of it with my wife, but that was just part of it for for 277 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,240 no absolute reason at all. I don't know. 278 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,600 I don't know why I. Think the director probably has 279 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,280 gay tendencies? It's based on book. 280 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,200 Is it, wait, is it a female director? 281 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,800 It is a female writer for sure. Yeah. 282 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,240 Look, either way, it's not gay, it's borderline. 283 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,040 But. Still I don't want I. 284 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,560 Don't want to write my man having sexual relations with a 285 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,800 strange man, so I'm going to do it he's going to do it with 286 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,320 himself. It's. 287 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,520 Not with himself, maybe. He's just the. 288 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,880 Big old hot dog. OK, so Audrey Nifflinger, it was 289 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:37,200 based on her novel Bruce Joe Rubin is the one that adapted 290 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,720 it, I believe for for the movie. But the director was Robert SH. 291 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:47,040 We're shrinky Schwarzenegger. Yeah, it's a it's a weird last 292 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,160 night. I'm not I've never heard of him. 293 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,160 So just about every guy has tried to. 294 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,520 I said just about. Loop me in that conversation. 295 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,160 I haven't tried. No, I said just about I'm not 296 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:04,240 marrying Manson out. Here, so it's, it's said, it's 297 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,600 been said, it's been said that if a, if a fellow could do such 298 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:15,240 a, could achieve such such an activity that it would not be 299 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,920 like getting it performed, it would be like performing it and 300 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,840 it would feel incredibly gay. So. 301 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:28,640 I would think so also, even if it was myself and I was looking 302 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:33,640 down and it's me and he's just going to town, you know, on my 303 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,240 thing. I'm going to. 304 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,320 Feel getting that far bro, I'm ruining the time continuum. 305 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,560 I'm going to feel pretty gay and I'll be like. 306 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:45,160 Kill myself. I should not have not let this 307 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,960 happen. Boom, no no, what am I doing 308 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,440 down? There I will ruin this mean 309 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,240 time. Continue doing down. 310 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,360 There, that's the face. Wait a minute. 311 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,120 Every day. And he's then he has such a 312 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,960 looking disgust on his face and I don't blame him. 313 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,560 It's not what you want to see. I'm with Alex. 314 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,480 I'm like if. This is where I wind up in the 315 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,680 future. I don't want to go there. 316 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:13,800 Boom boom. But I feel like, I feel like 317 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,520 future me would know that I'm going to shoot myself. 318 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,240 So you'd probably try and do it like. 319 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,000 While I'm asleep or like, like, like in a place where you can't 320 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,120 get to a gun. Well, yeah. 321 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,360 All right, let's get together for warmth after you. 322 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,720 Now that you're done, Now that you. 323 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,760 Know that you're in the middle of nowhere naked, so I got to 324 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,600 come. Mid York. 325 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:40,320 What an interesting idea for a part Like you, you got to think, 326 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,360 and I get it. We, we were meant to talk about 327 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,360 other things, but. Oh, absolutely. 328 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,960 But you know, between this and then, like, you know, Stephen 329 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,360 King's the IT novel where a bunch of junior highers have an 330 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,920 orgy. Hello, my goodness. 331 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,200 I'm sorry, a gang bang. I'm I'm still so angry about 332 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,360 that page and 1/2. What? 333 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,520 It was the most useless page and I could tear those pages out and 334 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,079 it wouldn't miss anything. Why? 335 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,560 Well. Coke. 336 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,240 There was an orgy. Coke. 337 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,760 Yeah, the kids all banged. Amongst the children. 338 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,760 Yeah, they banged the girl. Become a man is. 339 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,400 What to lose their? Energy about. 340 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:26,000 Oh man, yeah, it's odd. Why do writers feel the need to 341 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,600 do things like this? I think writers feel. 342 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,640 Well, let's let's go back to the files have been a release I. 343 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,200 Can. Write whatever I want. 344 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,920 Most of most of Hollywood expressed. 345 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,720 Herself. That was a that was a good. 346 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:42,120 First time, all right, You would expect like billionaires, right? 347 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,960 Like people like evil people. You would think evil people 348 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,080 would like communicate in code, right? 349 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,520 But no, they're like, hey man, thanks for that torture video 350 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,960 the other day. That was sick. 351 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,320 Lol. Who are these people, man? 352 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,920 All right, we can get into the other stuff. 353 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:03,520 I apologize. It was first on the docket doing 354 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,880 some Reddit stuff I believe. Yeah, Reddit stuff. 355 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,360 We're we're going back into there. 356 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,080 Yeah, it's been a while since we've cesspool of Reddit. 357 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,560 Of Reddit. Yeah, the cesspool, if you will. 358 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,920 Cesspool of Reddit. So I'll let you guys choose. 359 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,360 I got some drunk or a kid which is where you guess if it's if 360 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,600 the person was drunk or a child or am I the a hole where you 361 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,520 guess if the person was an A hole. 362 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:30,480 OK, can I say 99.9% of those stories the person is the a 363 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,800 hole? Yeah. 364 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,760 There's some, sometimes not though. 365 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,640 I try to choose a. Divisive one. 366 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:39,840 Yeah, there's point 1%, point 1%, I guess. 367 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:45,320 Let's say 7030. There's a good ratio, yes. 368 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,040 But which one you guys want to do first? 369 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,680 Let's do some drunk kid. OK. 370 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,680 All right. I like those. 371 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,760 I like those. I like these. 372 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,240 Let's start simple. I jumped into a fountain and 373 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,640 lost my shoe. Could be either I mean. 374 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,360 Literally could be either, but. It really could be. 375 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,640 I could be a stone cold sober adult. 376 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,600 Filed. That's true. 377 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,920 I've been tempted. I've been tempted. 378 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,400 A friend ended up joining. A friend ended up joining me and 379 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,360 it was also incredibly cold. Yeah, it's a drunk guy. 380 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,240 Yeah, and I'll. And I'll state why I believe 381 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,960 that a child is not going to say. 382 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:34,040 A child is not going to say I jumped in a fountain and I lost 383 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,920 my shoe. A child is going to say, man, I 384 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,760 had the best time today. I run around in this fountain. 385 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,160 I was It was water time. It was the. 386 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:46,680 Worst of all these coins, Yeah, no, that just sounds like the 387 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,840 the way it's stated. It sounds like something a drunk 388 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,320 guy would say later on. It could be like a 14 year old, 389 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,600 you know, teenager too. Yeah, that person was. 390 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,200 Not possible, yeah. I win. 391 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:01,360 I put a bunch of fire ants in my butt hole and had to go to the 392 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,960 hospital. That's a kid. 393 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,200 I I. Because if it's a drunk person, 394 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:16,240 come on man, come on. I mean, I feel like a child 395 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,640 should know better as well. I I I don't feel like a drunk 396 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:24,240 guy would have the ability to gather all said fire ants up and 397 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,040 put them in a bottle. I'm sorry but this this feels 398 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,400 like a kid thing. Yeah, I would agree with Danny, 399 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,120 Alex. I'm going to say kid, yeah. 400 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,960 He was drunk. It happened a couple weeks ago. 401 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,640 He was a. Drunk kid, huh? 402 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,920 His friends had a tube of red ants and fire ants and we were 403 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,520 all dared myself to do it and they egged me on. 404 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,520 I placed the open end of the tube over my butt hole and sort 405 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,440 of just let them crawl in. Kids, man, kids. 406 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,640 Man, I mean, how drunk would you have to be? 407 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,240 Pretty drunk. Yeah, I feel. 408 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,320 Like I'm gonna slip him a Mickey or something. 409 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,720 I think he wanted to. I think he wanted to. 410 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,640 Two full bottles of bourbon deep. 411 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,280 Good ol answer my butt hole. It's again no, no, no. 412 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,120 Again, some of the space Mexicans. 413 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,640 What are we doing all? Right. 414 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Was that a festival? Head to poop, No bathrooms 415 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,800 close. Went inside a sheltered part of 416 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:23,360 a play structure in a park that was built on a sandbox as 417 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:27,280 supposed to grass, pooped in the sand, buried it like a cat, and 418 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,320 then went back to the festivities. 419 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,240 Well, they said they went to a festival, so that's an adult. 420 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,280 So it's. Yeah, that's gotta be an adult. 421 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:38,040 Drunk adult. It is either a drunk adult or an 422 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,520 adult explaining what they did as a kid. 423 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,880 It's not a kid explaining it cuz very adult language used like 424 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,600 the way. Yeah, it's people were counting 425 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,400 when they were drunk or when they were a kid. 426 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,760 That's definitely, definitely a drunk guy, kid. 427 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,080 I'm calling kid. I'll call kid on that one. 428 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,240 I'll split the hairs, kid. I'm a drunk child. 429 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,080 I I learn more towards a drunk, right? 430 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:07,200 I learn more towards a drunk. However, the part about actually 431 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:12,480 caring about whether or not the poop is covered sounds more like 432 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,640 somebody that's. Not. 433 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,520 Inebriated. And so it leaves me thinking 434 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,880 that there's a possibility of it being a child. 435 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,280 So you know what? I'm, I'm, I'm going to actually, 436 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,920 I'm going to side with Alex this time. 437 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,880 Not something I normally do. I'm going to side with Alex and 438 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,280 I'm going to say yeah, it's, it's a, it's a kid. 439 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,960 Alex is usually normal though, that's why people don't fight 440 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,000 with. Him care they can wipe their 441 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,560 butt still yeah I. Usually don't care, do they? 442 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,160 How inebriated this person is maybe they, but it's true they 443 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,440 don't. Want to be found out? 444 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,720 They're guilty. I I've told the story of my 445 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,200 friend pooping by my play structure before. 446 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,360 Kids poop a lot. Is this one good kid poop? 447 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,120 A lot they do well, they play until they can't hold. 448 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,440 Them. This was a kid, Yeah. 449 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,320 And I think the covering of it, I think he was ashamed. 450 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:00,960 Yes. Pretty funny. 451 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,200 Well nobody, nobody. You even a drunk person. 452 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:08,000 When they wake up it's like oh wow I pooped at A at a sandbox. 453 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:12,080 Oh yeah, if they remember. Yeah, I was a. 454 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:17,440 Kid in here. There's. 455 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,760 A big. Cat crawling around. 456 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,400 I obeyed store rules, wore shirt and shoes to a Subway, did not 457 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,680 wear pants. According to the sign, they were 458 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,800 not on the list of required clothes. 459 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,160 This is a drunk guy, it sounds. Like the restaurant's called. 460 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,000 OK. All right. 461 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,040 Sounds like the rest must wear. Shirt must wear shoes doesn't 462 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,560 say anything about pants. They should probably. 463 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,360 Drunk guy it. Is definitely a drunk guy. 464 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,560 I think it's 2026 and we need to specify. 465 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,080 We need to have specifications if there is a warning label on 466 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,200 my bottle of stamp through on why I can't eat it and they 467 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,800 should say you need to be fully clothed before you come into 468 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,000 the. Drug guy. 469 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,000 I think the vote's unanimous this time. 470 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:06,200 Yeah, yeah, it's a drunk guy. And this was a kid. 471 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,880 What? I'm calling. 472 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,080 No what? Technically a teen, that one. 473 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,240 That one surprises me. A team. 474 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,680 Yeah, it's always a teen. OK. 475 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,800 Yeah, yeah, I could see a teen. Different than 14 year old kids. 476 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,960 Who didn't say anything about parents bro? 477 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,360 Jeez. Get out of here before I punch 478 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,280 you in the face, you a little weirdo. 479 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,240 Yeah. I'm in maxing. 480 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:38,760 I'm we talking maxing total aura loss 6. 481 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:48,160 Times 6 times tried to slingshot a letter into outer space to the 482 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,040 aliens, apologizing for not thinking they were real. 483 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,680 This is me. We were just. 484 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,840 Talking about. This I feel sorry space. 485 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,080 Mexican. I'm so sorry. 486 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,840 I feel like. Back and hit you in the 487 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,080 forehead. I don't know. 488 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,400 Yeah, I feel like it's. Got to be a kid. 489 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,840 Yeah, but I can see a drunk. Guy doing this? 490 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,080 I'm calling drunk. I. 491 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,720 Mean I'm always wanted to we're. We're, we're all stone cold 492 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,880 sober and we're, we've been talking about aliens for, you 493 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,600 know, the last 20 minutes. I'm. 494 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,160 Calling drunk. That's true. 495 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:33,200 We were drunk, OK? OK, it's just right it. 496 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,440 Was real look. At it. 497 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,040 Look at it, Earth is nothing but a farm planet, and they're going 498 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,160 to come back and they're going to call their livestock. 499 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,480 We got to. Apologize. 500 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,760 Go get. Get. 501 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,000 This letter into the orbit. OK, hear me read it. 502 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:52,800 OK if I was going to show the aliens that I was sorry, I would 503 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,440 just look up into the sky. Go outside first. 504 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:01,040 I take my shirt off because you know, they hear, you know, 505 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:06,200 there's a better signal if you don't have a shirt on, right? 506 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,200 And then you just yell up into the sky because they're always 507 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,680 watching, man. They're always watching. 508 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,000 And then you just yell up in the sky. 509 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:20,080 The answer I was six years old. It did not work out well. 510 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:25,680 I knew it was a kid. This could be either way. 511 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,480 Anything involving puke. I puked all over my best 512 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,720 friend's grandma. I hope it's a kid. 513 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,040 I was at a party and was involved in too much merriment. 514 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,120 Oh, went to sit down on a couch to. 515 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,560 Rest gives it away. There was an older lady sat 516 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,640 there. The shock in previous merriment 517 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,360 made me throw up all over. I found out later it was my 518 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,720 friend's grandma it. Could be a kid that's ate too 519 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,880 much like pizza and cake, yeah. That could. 520 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,760 Be Yeah, I'll call him. Drunk, that's. 521 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,680 Weird the way it it. Sounds like he gave it away but 522 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,800 it it could be that Too many cookies. 523 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,920 Kid, he had too much and he's been bounced around to play the 524 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,600 bouncing house too much and he's, oh. 525 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,520 No, right, I'm going to go with the kid on this one. 526 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,280 It could be split either way, I mean. 527 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,360 It definitely could be. Some of these try to fool you 528 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:19,000 the way they're worded, yeah. Oh yeah, I don't need to get on 529 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,320 this one. I'm drunk, I am. 530 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,600 I'm going with kid. I was 9 and the merriment was 531 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,240 tons of purple soda in a bouncy house. 532 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,720 I am. I am. 533 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,240 Blessed me, Daddy. Call it bouncy house, man, Geez. 534 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,760 You said bounce house too. Yeah, I did. 535 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,040 Yeah, perfect. Too much soda and candy and 536 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,320 jumping around on a bouncy house? 537 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,000 Next thing you know, you're puking on grandma. 538 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,440 Yeah, you rolled A20 on that one. 539 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,360 Fell asleep in the shower, woke up two hours later still in the 540 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,760 shower. Went into the living room naked 541 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,720 with the shower still running and knocked myself out with a 542 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,360 game controller. That's a drunk guy. 543 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,800 It sure sounds like it. I feel like it's got it. 544 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,320 Yeah. Drunk guy. 545 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,720 Alex. Drunk. 546 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,080 Guy a kid about 8 and I discovered that day that I was 547 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,200 basically a drunk child when tired. 548 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,520 Wow. For context. 549 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,560 For context, no one was home at the time. 550 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,120 I feel like it was. I want the. 551 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:29,360 Context of knocking himself out with a game controller. 552 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,240 Like he just hit himself in the head with it like. 553 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,000 Apparently he had to explain more in the comments. 554 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,320 I knocked myself out with a game controller by dropping it on my 555 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,520 head while stretching. Stretching. 556 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,920 The type of stretching where you're laying on your back with 557 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,280 an object in your hands, so you hold the object straight over 558 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,640 your head as you stretch your arms. 559 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,280 What controller makes sense? They're not. 560 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,520 Classic, classic Xbox, Yeah, for sure, yeah. 561 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,080 OK, Yeah, yeah, that, that tracks. 562 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,640 I would knock out most people, but still. 563 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,800 Curse his. Glass job and then take a break. 564 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,160 Got lost in the woods for hours, was terrified. 565 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,080 Came upon a farmhouse and sought shelter in its garage as night 566 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,600 fell. I mean, that sounds like 567 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,240 something a teenager would do. Yeah. 568 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,520 Kind of dumb. Or, you know, an 8 year old. 569 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,400 Calling teen. Or a drunk, I mean. 570 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,040 Possible. I'll say drunk guy. 571 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,360 I'm calling drunk guy. Well, I'm going. 572 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,440 With drunk guy, I'm going with kids. 573 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,120 I can't be wrong on all of them with the answer of drunk guy. 574 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,520 I mean, I guess I can be but. 50I. 575 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,560 Gotta get one right sometime. Right. 576 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,440 No, apparently 80% of the time the last 17 stories were 577 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:48,680 children. I was a drunk 29 year old. 578 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,400 Really. Really drunk, I disappeared from 579 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,200 a house party about 6 miles away and to this day nobody, 580 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:02,240 including me, knows why. Aliens. 581 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,640 Aliens, yeah. Oh, snap. 582 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,400 So that was drunker kid. Maybe we can go back to it and 583 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,960 then anybody else, anything. I mean, I mean, kid always play 584 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,640 Monopoly. I've got I've got like Florida 585 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,800 Man stuff. But yeah. 586 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,840 You do your Florida man's and then I'll ask, am I the A hole? 587 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,000 Oh yeah. Spoiler alert, yes. 588 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,440 All right, let's all let's let's read some some pretty crazy 589 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,560 Florida Man stories coming from the last. 590 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:40,320 What's the last week? I think it's the last week, so 591 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,920 we'll start off strong. OK, Sorry, no, this is from last 592 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,800 November. I apologize. 593 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:50,120 So last year, Florida Man even confuses us sometimes, right? 594 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,440 So this is one of those times. The Florida Man was arrested for 595 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,120 pooping on a dead possum on the street in Clearwater, FL during 596 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,920 rush hour traffic. On a dead. 597 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,800 People be pooping, man. He he do be pooping. 598 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,840 I mean, you got to go, you got to go. 599 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,880 It just seems like a dead possum is a weird place to go. 600 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,040 According to the report Why? According to the report, this 601 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,720 man was was observed defecating on a deceased possum with his 602 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,880 pants Lord and high anal region exposed. 603 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,800 High anal Region. That's the official report 604 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,960 police actually witnessed 45 year old Robert Wilcox while he 605 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,920 was taking his dump on the dead marsupial. 606 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,000 Report also stated he did this during rush hour traffic and in 607 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,320 plain sight for everybody to see. 608 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,800 We're actually driving home for a rough day at work. 609 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,560 You live in Clearwater, FL, so I can't be that rough. 610 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,480 But you're rough day at work and you just, you happen to look 611 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,200 over, you're in rush hour traffic. 612 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:51,240 And there he is, 45 year old Robert Wilcox, pooping on a dead 613 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,760 possum. I see his high anal region. 614 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,640 That's. That's the one that gets me. 615 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,560 Like I really would like to understand what a high anal 616 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,680 region is. I don't know, it's this whole 617 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,720 bleed like full moon. I think it's got to beans. 618 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,680 I'm thinking so, yeah, I'm. Thinking the way a factor into 619 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,960 this as what rot. What's his name? 620 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,120 Robert Wilcox. Yeah, yeah. 621 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,600 Mr. Wilcox is taking a big risk because they like to play dead. 622 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,720 You could be pooping on a live possum. 623 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,560 A live possum. That's fair. 624 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,200 Your gamble is fair. Yeah, poop on really are and. 625 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,720 They're in a toilet. They're generally pretty tame 626 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,520 animals. It's easy. 627 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,840 They're one of the easiest wild animals. 628 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,240 Pain. However, if you're pooping on 629 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,120 me, dude, I'm not going to wake up like OK, I'm going to be on 630 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,880 the wrong side of the bed. I need to clip. 631 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:53,320 I'm just saying. I am full, I wholeheartedly 632 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,960 agree. I'm probably biting your tush. 633 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,600 I mean, it's just. At the very least, yeah, yeah. 634 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,400 So this one is pretty interesting. 635 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,520 Florida Man robs the same Dollar Center, Dollar General Store 636 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,320 twice, blames the voices in his head. 637 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,120 No, they always do that. It's not. 638 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,600 The. Article The The article goes, 639 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,400 why rob a store just one time when you can get a get more 640 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,320 robbing it twice? Florida man decided to rob the 641 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,680 same exact Dollar General twice in two consecutive days. 642 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,000 Oh. According to FOX35 Orlando, 643 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,960 Matthew Pringle was arrested and charged with two counts of 644 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,920 robbery, resisting an officer without violence, and hindering 645 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,880 or delaying or preventing the communication to law enforcement 646 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,880 officer. So Marion County deputies 647 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,600 responded to a call on Sunday after Pringle allegedly took 648 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,200 cash from the register then fled on foot. 649 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:49,760 Although deputies say Pringle on the way to the call in Florida 650 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,040 man was able to escape capture. So they, they knew it was him, 651 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,240 but he, he, he evaded him. It turns out an employee 652 00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,600 recognized Pringle because he had been robbed by him two years 653 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,400 earlier. So this is the interaction 654 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,440 between the employee and the, the guy. 655 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,440 He says we're not going to do, he's like, we're not going to do 656 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,000 this again, are we? The employee said yes, we are, 657 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:14,159 order, Man said. Yes, we are. 658 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:18,600 It's estimated that Pringle made away with $327.00 that day. 659 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,800 Wow, must have been a big day. But that must have been not 660 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,080 enough because he decided to try again at the exact same location 661 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,520 the next day. So he didn't just rob the same 662 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,719 the very next day. He's like, man, this ain't 663 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,560 enough. So it was the third overall time 664 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,840 because he robbed them two years before. 665 00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:36,880 This is my place. This is where I go. 666 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,199 So this is a guy, this is a guy that was down on his luck, if 667 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:43,480 you will, to take the colloquialism. 668 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:46,440 And he's sitting around and he's thinking, you know, I remember a 669 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,600 couple years ago I robbed the Dollar General store down, down 670 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,000 the block. I bet I'd go down there and get 671 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,280 some money. And then he walked away with 672 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,679 $327.00. And then he sat and thought, 673 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,720 like, I didn't get caught. If I could just do this every 674 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:03,520 day, man, I'd like a couple of years, I'd be set. 675 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,160 I wouldn't have to. I could go, I could go legit, 676 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,760 you know, I could start my own business doing what I really 677 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,400 like to do, you know, probably making 40K, you know, action 678 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,240 figures, you know. $327.00 a day. 679 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,200 This guy had a. Plan weird. 680 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,880 Yeah, this guy had a plan. He was going to make it. 681 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,240 He was going to go legit. And then this guy stopped to 682 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,040 come along and ruin it. So. 683 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,800 The this time an employee recognized him as the man that 684 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,080 robbed the store for the day before. 685 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,120 You were just scared yesterday, right man? 686 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,680 You were. Just here the employees in the 687 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,400 same place. The employee tried to call the 688 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,560 police, but Pringle jumped him, took the phone out of his hand 689 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,480 and threw it to the ground. He then grabbed the cash out of 690 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,160 the cash register and ran out. Deputies eventually caught up 691 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,000 with him a quarter mile away, and they were able. 692 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,040 To make the arrest. What do you run on foot? 693 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,360 And you, Pringle? He couldn't buy a car yet, 694 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,320 Pringle. Eventually, he hadn't. 695 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,800 Earned enough money he was going to work his way up to it. 696 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,800 Before he did, Pringles said he was hearing voices that were 697 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,160 directing him to commit the robberies. 698 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,360 Well, and so you got to figure this guy again. 699 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,080 And again and. Again, this guy has a leg up 700 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,360 because Pringles is going to be one of their number one seller. 701 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,600 And so he probably figures, you know, I've got an advantage 702 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,760 because it's my family name that was that's in that place. 703 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,640 I I I have a say like this is partially mine. 704 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,160 So this is a good one from this year, Border man. 705 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,400 It's only February. Border man breaks Border man 706 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,480 breaks into home and sucks on a sleeping man's toes. 707 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:54,280 What Alex did you during your experience every your Tootsie? 708 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,560 Possibly it was all a blur of desire and pleasure. 709 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,400 Were you in Florida? So. 710 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:03,880 Oh wow. There's a lot to. 711 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,600 Attack. There's more. 712 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,760 Tell us. There's a lot. 713 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,280 To. Police are currently on the 714 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,400 lookout for a Florida man who broke into a home and sucked on 715 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,520 a man. 'S toes he got away he's. 716 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,240 Not. He's not been caught. 717 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,560 The incident occurred on Christmas Eve at a Brandon home. 718 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,800 According to the resident, he woke up to find the Florida Man 719 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,120 at his feet, who then proclaimed that he broke into the home to, 720 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:42,320 quote, suck toes. After the two got into a fight, 721 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,440 the Florida Man smashed a window and then the victim's windshield 722 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:54,680 before making an escape. So he threw, he threw like a 723 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,840 shoe or a boot or something through the window and jumped 724 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,680 out of it. This is also another guy with 725 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,920 goals in. Mind unintended, by the way. 726 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,320 That was his sole intention. Oh yeah, yeah. 727 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,400 So he picture this, picture this. 728 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,200 You're, you're laying in bed, All right, Your significant 729 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,400 other's gone for the. Weekend. 730 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,200 Oh my God. Significant other's gone for 731 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,800 Christmas Eve. Yeah, for Christmas. 732 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:20,600 Eve. You wake up. 733 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,360 To find a grown man sucking on your toes, you say, hey, whoa, 734 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,520 dude, what are you doing? Is he? 735 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,080 He goes. I just broke into sucking your 736 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,040 toes, man. You proceed to fist fight this 737 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,720 guy. OK, You're fist fighting. 738 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:43,520 Nobody's sucking on my toes. He then goes. 739 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,040 I'm tired of this fight. Breaks the window, jumps out. 9 740 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,000 mil. And then says Oh yeah, and then 741 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,320 says screw you, you all let me suck in your toes and then 742 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,960 breaks your room. Shield to your guard. 743 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:59,000 Again. Yeah, my question my calling him 744 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,920 as an officer, I I would taking the report, I would look at him 745 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,800 and say, did you think he was Santa Claus at first? 746 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,920 You know, I mean, did this guy wake up and feel his toes 747 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,720 getting sucked and licked on and goes Shanna? 748 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,200 Got my ladder. Those aren't my those aren't 749 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:22,400 Christmas cookies. Got my ladder, I've been waiting 750 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,760 for this moment. I'm trying to imagine the 911 751 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,280 call. Hello this is 911. 752 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,160 Yeah man, some guys broke in my home and started sucking on my 753 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,440 toes. I need a cop. 754 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,560 The feeling of fighting with the moist toes. 755 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,080 Yeah. Feeling of it. 756 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,840 You're moving fast. You're feeling the wind on your 757 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,040 tootsies from his saliva. Your toes have hickeys. 758 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,640 So I think this was he meditated toe sucking. 759 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,040 Yeah, this, this. He, he saw him at the park. 760 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,440 He was wearing sandals, right? And he's like, I need to suck 761 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:03,480 them toes or I will kill myself. He was he was probably on on 762 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,240 some foot fetish site going man toes. 763 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,960 Absolutely. And we're on drugs even. 764 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,320 And when he saw him and he follows him back to his house, 765 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,600 he says I'm come back here tonight when he's sleeping and 766 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,360 I'm gonna suck on his toes and then I'm gonna leave and I'm 767 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,080 gonna get off. I'm gonna get my get my jollies 768 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,720 and then that'll be the end of it. 769 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,200 And there there was drugs. There were no drugs involved. 770 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,680 This this was kept me sober just stone. 771 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,480 Cold. No Stone Cold. 772 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:33,400 No, if you live in Florida, be aware the toe sucker. 773 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,080 'S still out there. He's the toe sucker and still 774 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,920 large. Wear sandals, guys. 775 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,320 Don't wear them. Don't. 776 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,400 Just don't do it. Guys, guys, I don't know about 777 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,120 you, but I haven't seen the toe sucker and Alex in the same 778 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:51,480 room. I've not seen him in the same 779 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,480 room together at the same time. It's you, isn't? 780 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:58,520 It it's you, we can't prove that he was in Florida or that he 781 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,240 wasn't. It's not me. 782 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:01,960 It's weird. It's not me. 783 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,320 I'm at the tone sucker. I have an alibi. 784 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,200 So moving on to. Yeah, Christmas Eve, I was. 785 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,800 Oh crap, where was I? I am him. 786 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,560 I blacked out that. Night. 787 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,280 I'm the. I'm the. 788 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,640 Doctor, 'cause nightmares have become reality. 789 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,640 I'm a doctor Jekyll and by day I'm a normal person. 790 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,640 Oh my. Goodness, yes, that's very 791 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,880 possible. Doctor. 792 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,160 Tootsies. Doctor Tootsies and Mr. Clyde. 793 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,120 That's the name, that's the names of the toes as he's, you 794 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:47,480 know. Man, he was down there. 795 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,280 He's playing with the talls. He probably started off on nice 796 00:41:50,280 --> 00:42:05,480 and gentle, just a. Little bit no. 797 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:17,040 I truly, I truly hate that. Be aware your toe tuckers don't 798 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,640 lose. So this is back in August. 799 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,280 Evening of August 27th, two officers from the Niceville 800 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,760 Police Department. Great place. 801 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,360 Niceville. Went to assist firefighters at 802 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,720 the home in Niceville in Oskaloosa County. 803 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,040 When they arrived, the officers saw white smoke coming from the 804 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,200 house and can smell something burning, according to the 805 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,400 incident report. A man, later identified as James 806 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,960 Gregory Cunningham, answered the door and said he was sorry and 807 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,880 then just closed the door. The individual wasn't was 808 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:50,200 completely naked, said the report, and in a smoke filled 809 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,280 house with items on fire inside such as towels. 810 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,280 Hold on, it's going to make me click more. 811 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,640 Hold on. James showed no signs of 812 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,920 understanding the danger that he was in out of the report. 813 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,680 He came back to the door for his safety. 814 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,600 The officers detained Cunningham and brought him some pants. 815 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,920 Once safely out out of the house, Cunningham admitted that 816 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,600 he had consumed 2 liters of vodka and smoked marijuana. 817 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,320 Firefighters went inside with fire. 818 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,960 The Niceville Fire Department determined that Cunningham was 819 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:30,440 baking cookies on his George Foreman grill and then left him 820 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:36,320 unattended, both the cookies and the grill fire and the man owls 821 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,880 on the grill to put the fire out unsuccessfully. 822 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:42,120 Oh man, oh man, every once in a while. 823 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,440 Two, he just wanted his privacy. Well, it's a naked guy that 824 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,320 drank 2 liters of vodka and then goes you know what? 825 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,600 I want some cookies. Yeah, so so the vodka is what 826 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,040 made his clothes fall off. Well, that makes sense. 827 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,920 And then you. Drink enough alcohol your 828 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,240 clothes just fall off. It's anybody's fault. 829 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,480 Tequila, generally. Tequila just does it faster. 830 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,400 That doesn't have panties. Yeah, you drink anything over a 831 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,400 liter of out of any alcohol other other than, you know, 832 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,720 like, like hard liquor, then automatically your clothes just 833 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,720 just fall right off. It's just, it's just the way it 834 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,000 is. And then, you know, drunk, being 835 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,480 drunk and hungry is a very real thing. 836 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:25,000 He said, man, some cookie dough sounds good and hungry. 837 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,080 He had cookie dough. And then he says, man, I don't 838 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,800 have a way to cook this. My oven's not working. 839 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,840 And he's like, I got a George Foreman grill that should work. 840 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,760 Just imagine the grill lines in those cookies. 841 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,080 Imagine how good that's going to taste. 842 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,240 Yeah. I mean, I can see it all happen. 843 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,840 And he probably thought he could break the cookies into pieces. 844 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,080 You know, little, little strips of cookies. 845 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,040 You know, it was going to be amazing. 846 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,480 And then he fell asleep because he drank 2 liters of vodka. 847 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,920 Make the. Headline of this headline of 848 00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:01,240 this one here is Naked Florida man humps tree then punches 849 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,360 deputy. So I'm seeing a pattern. 850 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,680 It's too warm in Florida. Yeah. 851 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,320 So people are just taking their clothes off, I think, or Florida 852 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,520 needs to like, lower their temperature and everybody's not 853 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,600 going to be running around naked. 854 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,440 Could be a temperature problem. Could be a temperature problem 855 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:15,920 global? Warming. 856 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,160 I feel like that's an issue. And too much alcohol. 857 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,000 Yeah, a Florida man was arrested after doing a very Florida Man 858 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,720 things including humping a tree and running down the street in 859 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:29,680 the nude 2121 year old. Curious about? 860 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:34,920 Alonzo Sanchez was found by deputies hugging ex Canalien 861 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,640 hugging. Nice, that's why hugging you if 862 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,560 I get a threat. The tree, he was completely 863 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,120 naked and allegedly high at the time. 864 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,520 Now, before, deputies got to him before. 865 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,800 Sanchez. Ran into the street and was 866 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,600 nearly hit by a car. When deputies attempted to 867 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,080 arrest Sanchez, he punched one of them in the face. 868 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,640 After a brief struggle, he was apprehended and taken to the 869 00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,280 Lehigh Acres Regional Hospital. He faces battery charges booked 870 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,440 in the jail after. Lehigh, that says right there. 871 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:11,520 So what I'm gathering is this man was probably lie off of his 872 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:16,760 off of his mind proceeded to hump a tree because I got to get 873 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:23,040 some action man realized hot and then proceeds to fight the 874 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,720 officers. OK, so I I, I know exactly what 875 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:28,840 happened. That guy was actually from here 876 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:34,560 in Iowa and he was in Lehigh and he was getting ready to hump a 877 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,720 sheep, OK. OK. 878 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:42,360 And and so being Lehigh, he was teleported to another Lehigh 879 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,480 because anybody in Iowa understands in, in, you know, in 880 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,720 the central region of Iowa understands that Lehigh is a 881 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:52,160 very weird place. You know, so there's, there's 882 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,160 the humping thing. He thought he was on a sheep. 883 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,360 And then, you know, he's just trying to get away. 884 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,720 He's confused. It's warm, he's naked. 885 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,240 You know, there's palm trees. And now there's a police 886 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,600 officer. I got to get away. 887 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,960 It's an alien. And him being an alien himself, 888 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,560 he probably thought, you know, it was, it was the the 889 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:14,080 Reptilians versus the Greys and, you know, or the Nordics, God 890 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,040 forbid the Nordics get involved. Gosh, I hope not. 891 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,000 I know. That's what I've been saying for 892 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,240 years. Right, we're all messed up if 893 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:26,520 the Nordics get involved. I know all. 894 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,280 Right. I'll do this last one. 895 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,080 I'll do this last one. I'm enjoying these a lot. 896 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:35,200 A Florida man was arrested after allegedly capturing an alligator 897 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:39,960 and attempting to feed it beer. Why wouldn't you do that? 898 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:45,800 According to a report from the Florida Commission and 27 year 899 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:50,320 old Timothy Kepke fed beard to some of the reptiles after his 900 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,360 friend, 22 year old Noah Osborne, caught the Gator. 901 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:57,240 The incident was filmed as well. After Osborne caught the Gator 902 00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:00,120 with his bare hands, Kepke attempted the animal to bite his 903 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,920 arm, to which it did. The Florida man then allegedly 904 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,240 poured beer all over the gator's mouth, causing it to act 905 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:09,000 aggressively. The two then released the Gator. 906 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,960 Why he did not like the? Taste calm down. 907 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:18,720 Get drunk. So this guy drunk, he thought, I 908 00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:22,080 mean, I could see a a sober guy doing this, but he just was 909 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,920 trying to bring the Gator along with him. 910 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,600 He's like, I'm drunk, you know, Why don't you? 911 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:28,680 You're gonna like it. Drink it. 912 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,880 Turns out he did not like it. Yeah, so it turns out, I mean 913 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,320 this after a Gator he does not enjoy. 914 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,080 Beer. Well, so he couldn't. 915 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:44,680 All he had to do was wrap a can of beer up in in fish, you know, 916 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,840 like take some thin sliced salmon and like didn't have. 917 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,120 Fish on hand. You know what he did you have on 918 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,440 hand? Some PBR. 919 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,080 Or he could have just taken a can of tuna and dumped the 920 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,840 juices all over it. And that, you know, that Gator 921 00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:59,960 probably would have just gulped it up. 922 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,400 That's why I always carried a can of tuna in my back. 923 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:02,880 Pocket. Yeah. 924 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,360 And then yeah, Yeah. And then once he bites the can, 925 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:11,880 you know, he like shotguns. The beer Gator gets drunk. 926 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,120 Everybody's having a good time then. 927 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,640 Does he get drunk immediately enough to save you? 928 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,480 Well, thanks. Probably. 929 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,880 Probably because even though the gator's large, he does not have 930 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,960 a tolerance built up. Gators just don't get drunk. 931 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:28,400 They stay away from it. Usually it is Florida though, so 932 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,760 generally. Yeah, there's obviously some 933 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,520 crazy drunk naked people do some pretty crazy stuff. 934 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,720 Apparently it's a trend down there. 935 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,160 I mean, yeah. You're either humping trees, 936 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:47,080 getting your toes sucked in the middle of the night, Yeah. 937 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,040 Or I, I feel like we need to talk to Tave about this. 938 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,200 What's going on in your state, man? 939 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,320 Oh no, I just, there's another Oh wow, all. 940 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:02,120 Right, all right, all right. Bring it, bring it. 941 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,680 I'll find I'll find the explanation. 942 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,600 OK, I'm I'm interested in this one. 943 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,560 A Florida man has been arrested after choosing a very Florida 944 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,960 man way to pass the time while they waited in the Social 945 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:18,240 Security office. 30 year old James Terrell Williams was 946 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:22,520 arrested March 5th after allegedly pleasuring himself in 947 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,280 Plainview of a federal employee that was assisting him with a 948 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:30,080 disability claim. It all started when deputies 949 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,040 arrived at the government facility in response to a 950 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:36,960 disturbance. They were told about James and 951 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,680 then that he was pleasuring himself near a federal worker 952 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,080 who was helping with a disability claim. 953 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:46,000 The affidavit states of the victim saw saw strings to his 954 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,800 sweatpants flying in the air and when she stood up she got a full 955 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,600 view of the Florida man going to town on himself. 956 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,760 Oh, OK, OK, black. Pants. 957 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:03,280 So, so first of all, he doesn't go by James, He goes by JT, all 958 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,880 right, because he's ashamed of his dad, all right? 959 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,240 His daddy was mean and nasty, and he's a junior and he doesn't 960 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,800 want to be known as Jimmy, all right? 961 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,160 So he goes by JT. That's number one. 962 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,120 Number two. Make sure the. 963 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,560 Worker was hot. She was hot. 964 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,040 OK. Like, if you saw her, you'd be 965 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:26,200 like, yeah, I understand, Right. And he thought there was enough 966 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,960 people around him with their backs turned to him. 967 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,200 He can get away with this. The problem is he got too 968 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,680 excited and he was flailing trying to get his junk out. 969 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,520 He. Strings. 970 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:43,120 Up in the air, she saw, you know, came over, you know, you 971 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:48,160 just, you blew your cover, man. You know, most people do it in 972 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:52,400 the bathroom, but it's hot in Florida, OK, it's not his fault. 973 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,760 The strength to his sweatpants were flying through the air that 974 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,600 was. Flying through the air, going at 975 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,360 it, I can. Get away with murder right now. 976 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,360 Here I go. Working it hard. 977 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,760 You're working up a storm in here, man. 978 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,120 She must have been really hot. That's all I got to say. 979 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,360 He is listed as as homeless so she might not have been hot. 980 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,520 Oh well, never mind. Yeah, there's a 20% chance she 981 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,040 was hot. There's. 982 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,200 A 20% chance. Oh, it's. 983 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,320 It's Florida, so it's it's a little higher 30. 984 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,080 True. Yeah, 30, yeah, that's valid. 985 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,200 I love that description. I just saw the strings on his 986 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,720 sweatpants that were flying. Could he have taken off his 987 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,000 pants and. They were. 988 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,040 Fucking just answer that. You know what time in slow 989 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,760 motion. Throws. 990 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,880 Just kind of in slow motion, tumbling through the air. 991 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:56,240 What the heck is that? I see just strings of sweatpants 992 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,880 flying. It is just favorite. 993 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,840 Well, if she's not incredibly hot, she's incredibly, she's 994 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:07,640 incredibly ugly and this made her feel really good about 995 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,920 herself. Oh yeah. 996 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,160 I mean, both instances are really great for her. 997 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,400 It's. The story all the time I. 998 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,080 Mean OK. Oh, I would. 999 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,880 Put yourself in her shoes. If you were helping out a 1000 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,240 disabled man with his paperwork so he could start getting his 1001 00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:26,160 Social Security money, you happen to look over and his 1002 00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,240 strings to his sweatpants are flying through the air. 1003 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:32,880 Flying through the air. And that man is full on yorking 1004 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:38,920 it. To you do you, do you feel? 1005 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,720 Like, oh wow, I'm very attractive. 1006 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,760 I think I need to leave this job for. 1007 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,280 I mean this. Is this is an existential 1008 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,280 crisis? I live in Florida. 1009 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,320 I'm going to the. All right, so I'm not, I'm not a 1010 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,080 guy or, excuse me, I'm not a guy. 1011 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,960 Wow, I'm not a girl, you said. The. 1012 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,120 Thing. I didn't say the thing. 1013 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,680 I'm not a little gentleman. You heard it here first. 1014 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,800 I am not a girl, so I could not imagine that. 1015 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:12,640 However, if I was a guy and there was a girl pleasuring 1016 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,880 herself after she had visited me and she's making weird eye 1017 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,320 contact with me, I'm going to feel pretty good about myself. 1018 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,720 Not feeling good about myself, I'm not. 1019 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,880 Either that is. Something running. 1020 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,840 It's not about you, it's about them. 1021 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,560 They're crazy. No. 1022 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,040 York into anything. No. 1023 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,320 I mean, look at him. I mean, maybe not now. 1024 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,760 Now you just took. Thanks, Thanks. 1025 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:42,080 Now you took away one thing I had that made me feel pretty. 1026 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,120 Thanks. I get. 1027 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:50,920 It ruined it, but home you homeless women York it a woman. 1028 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,360 Is this wait? Is this the fellow that was York 1029 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,560 it? Yeah, The Jets, JT. 1030 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,920 Do we know that, JT? That's JT. 1031 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,480 Okay, okay, okay. Do we know that? 1032 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,080 Dude, come on, look at the guy. All right? 1033 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,560 He's, he's young. He's a young black fella. 1034 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:10,320 He does not look disabled. There's enough people I can I 1035 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,920 can do this. Yeah. 1036 00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,320 He was yorking it in a Social Security office. 1037 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,400 I think that classifieds him as disabled. 1038 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:20,080 Well, mentally, but not physically. 1039 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:24,160 I mean, he was, he was, he was yorking it with such fervency. 1040 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,680 His, his. Yeah, no, there was a mental 1041 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,880 thing going on there. Probably. 1042 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,440 That check is probably more than 327 a day. 1043 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,880 That's all I gotta say. I, I, I, I still don't 1044 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,680 appreciate the fact that you took away the fact you took 1045 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,720 away. I'm sorry. 1046 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:42,680 You know my feeling like I'm like, I was pretty for a minute. 1047 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,440 Let me do you a favor. I don't think you want to feel 1048 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,280 that way about any illness woman that would do that. 1049 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,360 You don't. Really, I kind of do. 1050 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,320 Violated even I as a. Man, no. 1051 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,840 I want to feel violated. Maybe I want to feel violated. 1052 00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,520 No. Maybe I don't get violated. 1053 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,440 Just a little bit. Just a little. 1054 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,360 I mean like not to where it's uncomfortable, but maybe a 1055 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,920 little. I'm sorry for attention, OK? 1056 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,040 Look at go go look up people of Walmart just it random picture 1057 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,320 just. I'm just. 1058 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,720 Imagining I've done that. Hold up. 1059 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,480 You know what? You know what? 1060 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,600 I'll do it. I'll do it for you. 1061 00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,160 I'll. Do it, Mr. Master. 1062 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,920 Mr. Masters helping this this poor disabled lady, he fill out 1063 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,760 her paperwork. Yeah, he woke up Caesar York in 1064 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,720 it. She's making weird eye contact 1065 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:34,080 and he goes ha ha nice. I must be pretty. 1066 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,080 Old. I like that. 1067 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,640 And then I. And then, yeah, then Joyce says 1068 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,080 hey, she's kind of crazy. And then I'm like, oh, I'm not 1069 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:41,640 pretty. We. 1070 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,880 Start seeing the signs like crazy. 1071 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,480 Oh, they're yorking it in a federal office. 1072 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,520 Dang it, for just a second I felt really good about myself, 1073 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,400 now I don't. Again, thanks a lot. 1074 00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,520 Flag. Couldn't even do it out the 1075 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,320 street like a normal. Homeless guy, you're right. 1076 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,880 Thank you for bringing me back to reality. 1077 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,880 I found one. I found one just people of 1078 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,520 Walmart random picture. It's it's exactly who you'd 1079 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,320 picture listener. Oh no. 1080 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,560 That imagine that. Listener in your mind. 1081 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,920 In your mind. To you, you don't want. 1082 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,960 Your OK. Feeling pretty? 1083 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,320 It's it's it's the. Hair. 1084 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,840 Really, it's the hair that doesn't, the hair that's just 1085 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,720 all over the place. Yeah, I think. 1086 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,440 It's the. Don't even need to see it, they 1087 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,160 already know. I think it's the makeup guys. 1088 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,280 It's not the hair. It's it's the hair and the 1089 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,240 makeup. The makeup's kind of crazy, but 1090 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,760 the hair is really crazy like, and what what is that she's 1091 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,400 right in front of are those Donuts I. 1092 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,600 Think those are stuffed animals? Those are stuffed animals. 1093 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,600 OK, I got to zoom in better. Yeah, that's even worse. 1094 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,000 She's probably using a stuffed animal because it looks like she 1095 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,280 might have some some peeps or something. 1096 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,640 And some peeps. Swedish Fish maybe? 1097 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,760 Let me help you again, yeah. About this one, yeah. 1098 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,080 Oh, just very fat. Very. 1099 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,040 Often. Oh yeah. 1100 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,440 No, she's Yorking. Never mind. 1101 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,160 Yeah, never. I'm done. 1102 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,240 I'm done. This is. 1103 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,400 I no longer feel bad. It's. 1104 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,920 Time to step in reality. This isn't a game I want to play 1105 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:26,480 anymore. No, I'm just saying you're 1106 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,440 right. And the listener. 1107 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:28,640 You don't even need to see a listener. 1108 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,440 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 1109 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:32,280 They do need to see it, honestly. 1110 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,680 Yeah. The misshapen bodies. 1111 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,600 Yeah, exactly what? You mean exactly what you'd 1112 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,840 expect? Yeah, just go to Walmart. 1113 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,480 You'll figure it out. Is that the last Florida man? 1114 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,040 That's the last Florida man. I think it's a good to to and 1115 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,400 that's good with a bang. That's for sure. 1116 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,960 That was fun. Now. 1117 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,000 Now we're about to talk about swingers. 1118 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,280 Oh, OK all. Right like like monkeys swinging 1119 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,680 across vines. Now that's what he means. 1120 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,520 Instead of vines, it's a. Peniser. 1121 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,240 Upside down pineapples. It's not too much far off and 1122 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,760 upside down pineapples. That's a that's exactly right. 1123 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:19,920 Oh boy. I 38 year old male got involved 1124 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,200 for a few months with my swinger neighbors. 1125 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:26,160 Oh dear, 53 male and 42 female. Oh he likes them older OK. 1126 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,960 And now she has developed feelings for me, but I don't 1127 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,400 feel the same. Too close to his age. 1128 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,760 I get it, I ended up getting along with them. 1129 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,400 Now I know it was a bad decision but maybe it was loneliness or 1130 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,520 horniness or whatever. Ended up doing it. 1131 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:45,400 Good experience first time. Especially since over time she 1132 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,480 started becoming very attentive and warm towards me, buying new 1133 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:52,160 presents, preparing food for me or even taking care of me while 1134 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,040 I was sick. Jeez. 1135 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,360 Do you have your own partner to do that? 1136 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,360 Maybe not. He must not. 1137 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,120 No, not if you got involved with a couple. 1138 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,040 Right, which I just thought it had to do with the fact that we 1139 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,720 live next to each other and had this intimate sexual bond. 1140 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,560 If I was a bit more intelligent and aware, I guess I would have 1141 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,920 read her and her motions better because at first it wasn't like 1142 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:18,160 this. So no, a hole, no, but you're 38 1143 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,640 years old and you don't understand that this this, this 1144 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:25,520 four year, this woman that's four years older than you is all 1145 01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,960 of a sudden attentive after you've had sex with her. 1146 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:33,400 And you don't realize and you don't realize that she is she 1147 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,520 has the hots for you when her her significant other, whether 1148 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:41,040 it be boyfriend or husband is what is it 11 years older than 1149 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,440 her. Yeah, definitely. 1150 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,920 First of all, and there's all. You're not an anal, but you're 1151 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,600 not very bright either. There's a lot more of this post, 1152 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:53,440 but I mean you get the gist. Yeah, yeah, I, I, I get it. 1153 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,600 You know, you, you try to kink and and and. 1154 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,080 That's what it is. You didn't, you didn't see that 1155 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,520 coming. I don't know how you wouldn't, 1156 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:04,760 but you know. Yeah, I mean, the husband got 1157 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,040 involved and he was pretty mad and, you know, yeah. 1158 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,760 So. So they were married. 1159 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:13,040 Of course it happened. Yeah, so you, I mean, I don't 1160 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,160 know, but you're kind of an A hole for getting involved in all 1161 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:20,000 that cuz it's just a mess waiting to spill all over the 1162 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,360 floor, both wet and dry. You know, now you've got coffee 1163 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:29,520 grounds mixed in eggs and, you know, dirty diapers and it's a 1164 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,160 mess. And it's your neighbor. 1165 01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:34,640 Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's right next door. 1166 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,840 They ended up they're getting to divorce because would you feel 1167 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,040 bad? Like would you feel like that's 1168 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,640 your fault though? No, I could. 1169 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:43,760 Yeah, kind of. You got, I thought. 1170 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,640 No, no. It's not my fault. 1171 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,280 Technically be. Fair. 1172 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,200 I would. I'd share the blame. 1173 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,800 It's not just my fault. I didn't lure and. 1174 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,560 He knew she was. Married and he never had things 1175 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,560 for her, it was just a sexual thing but she got. 1176 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:59,760 Really attached to it. You're a younger guy, you last 1177 01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,840 35 seconds as opposed to 20 seconds. 1178 01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,880 Feelings could develop. You've got to understand this. 1179 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,000 Well all. I don't know man, maybe you are 1180 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,720 kind of an A hole for getting involved. 1181 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,920 With all that. We're not running a 5K here. 1182 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,000 First off, maybe. He was though that it doesn't. 1183 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,480 It doesn't. We haven't heard this. 1184 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,680 Baby he was. When did this become a talk 1185 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:23,960 about how long he's lasting late he know she was married. 1186 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,040 Here's the. Real question, did he know she 1187 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,880 was married? Yeah, he did. 1188 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,920 Walk away. They knew it. 1189 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,040 Walk away. You are cheating. 1190 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,960 You are helping her cheat. Walk away. 1191 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,440 But so you are the. Thing is though, it wasn't 1192 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,160 cheating. They're in an open relationship. 1193 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,720 The husband knew about it the whole time. 1194 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,160 He was probably sitting in his little. 1195 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,920 Creed yeah, yeah, but again, they're. 1196 01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:46,040 Swinging, yeah. You're missing her. 1197 01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,600 Yeah, well, and and so obviously. 1198 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,200 Fine with it. Obviously the issue was that she 1199 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,680 developed feelings for him. He was fine with it as long as 1200 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:56,680 she didn't develop feelings. And then he's sick and she's 1201 01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:00,040 taking, she's going over and taking care, feeding 6 of water, 1202 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,400 yeah. So yeah, more than that. 1203 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:08,160 To cut and run, cut, cut and run. 1204 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,560 So it's not like he went over to the neighbors house and was 1205 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:16,640 like, hey you guys, no, you know, he was approached. 1206 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,880 Now granted, he's got free will and he said, oh, OK, yeah, I'm 1207 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,120 lonely. Let's. 1208 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,560 Do this. Well, yeah. 1209 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:27,760 So I, I, I agree that there is everybody's kind of at fault 1210 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,280 here. Yeah. 1211 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,880 I don't think anyone. Oh yeah. 1212 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,200 Is. Everyone in this story is the a 1213 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,360 hole. Everyone in this story is the a 1214 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,400 hole and. Honestly, the more I think about 1215 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:41,760 it, the more I think about it. A 38 year old man didn't realize 1216 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:45,000 that she had the hots for him. I don't really buy that. 1217 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,480 Hey, some of us are kind of stupid, man. 1218 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,960 Some of us can pick up. I know, I know, I get that. 1219 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:56,040 But I feel like that's a case of I'm gonna lie to myself and 1220 01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,880 maybe not even realizing that he's lying to himself, right? 1221 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,960 Like, no, I'm really enjoying that she's coming over and 1222 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,560 taking care of me while I'm sick because I'm single and I'm I'm. 1223 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:09,160 I'm alone all the time and I'm lonely and I feel like crap. 1224 01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,040 And she's bringing me chicken noodle soup. 1225 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,000 Oh, boy, this feels really good, you know? 1226 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,400 Yeah. I feel like there's a part of 1227 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,320 him that understood but didn't want to believe it. 1228 01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,960 Yeah, ignorant splice, right, I mean. 1229 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,080 Sort of, yeah. Yeah, it's, it's applicable in 1230 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,640 this case, yeah. Well, these people think it's 1231 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,840 just a sexual thing. Maybe he's like, maybe he's just 1232 01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:30,040 like, hey, she's just, she knows that I'm by myself, that I'm 1233 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:33,080 alone. Like we're good friends, you 1234 01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:35,440 know? Yeah, and it just so happens 1235 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:38,080 we've had sex. Maybe, you know, friends do 1236 01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:41,480 that. Sometimes I know all of her in a 1237 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,080 favor. Yeah, I'm just helping you out. 1238 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,840 Yeah, he's some piper. Yeah, I helped clean some pipes. 1239 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,320 You need to get the poison out. Exactly. 1240 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,120 Yeah, you got to suck it out. In a while, yeah. 1241 01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,320 A lot of venomous snakes around me. 1242 01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:59,120 I don't know what to tell you. It's been Florida again. 1243 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:03,880 People are naked. Hey Joey, I need help with my 1244 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,920 Social Security paperwork. Oh my. 1245 01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:13,320 My pants are flying in the air, but I don't think. 1246 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:18,160 That one really gets me. I think he was involved, yes. 1247 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,000 And now they're getting divorced and that's sad. 1248 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,680 They have children. Yeah. 1249 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,640 So it's complicated, you know that though Your swingers, you 1250 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,840 got, you got involved. Yeah, you faffed. 1251 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:32,760 So Paul Harvey and the rest of the story, I mean, is the 42 and 1252 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,400 the 38 year old getting involved now with each other? 1253 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,520 That I don't know. Yeah, I know. 1254 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,880 First comment. I'm shocked that an open 1255 01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:42,440 relationship didn't work out for them. 1256 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:50,240 The sarcasm is palpable. Little bit true though. 1257 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,680 It never works. It never really does doesn't. 1258 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:56,320 He just opens a can of worms and it said this was his first 1259 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,200 experience ever in something like that. 1260 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:02,520 And hopefully his last. Yeah, he faffoed, They faffoed. 1261 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:03,960 Everybody faffoed. Yeah. 1262 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:06,920 Everybody. Faffoed they after? 1263 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,920 Or mafoed. Maybe he mammoth messed around. 1264 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,240 No, maybe mafoed. Yeah, messed around. 1265 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,280 Found out. Messed around and found out. 1266 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,320 Yeah, Miss Round found out. It's a good one though, You 1267 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,760 know, you got to talk about swingers at least once a year. 1268 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:23,480 Or at least. It's 26. 1269 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,240 I I sure. Yeah, sure. 1270 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,760 All right. And this one, Am I the a hole 1271 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,720 for calling my husband silly, for freaking out that our 1272 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,960 teenage son has a girlfriend who's in a wheelchair with lots 1273 01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:38,960 of unpack there? My husband, James, and I have a 1274 01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,880 son, Lucas. He's 13, who was a freshman in 1275 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,600 high school. After the Christmas break, a New 1276 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:48,160 Girl, Yuki, his age was in class. 1277 01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,760 I've heard Lucas and his friends talk about how Yuki was the 1278 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,760 prettiest girl in school. By their talk I didn't know she 1279 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,640 was in a wheelchair, just that she's from another country, is 1280 01:06:56,640 --> 01:07:00,080 super cool and super pretty. After Lucas mentioned he started 1281 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:03,920 dating Yuki, I found out she was in a wheelchair when I picked up 1282 01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:07,880 my son from school and then he got a helper in the car. 1283 01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:14,880 I guess that would be awkward. Lucas told his dad and showed 1284 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,480 what Yuki he looked like by showing him her Facebook. 1285 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:21,320 My husband seemed OK with it but later, which with just me, my 1286 01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:24,520 husband James expressed concern in our son dating a girl in a 1287 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,040 wheelchair, talking about how our son doesn't know what he's 1288 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:28,920 getting himself into and blah blah blah. 1289 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,800 I called my husband silly and he got mad at me. 1290 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,640 Am I the a hole? No you're not. 1291 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:38,120 First off, 13 year old boy shouldn't be dating. 1292 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,720 Second of all. Agreed. 1293 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:44,200 Maybe, maybe the boy just like, you know, little little extra 1294 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,080 vegetables in his life. What's wrong with that? 1295 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:57,360 13 year old for for saying for looking past the wheelchair and 1296 01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:04,760 saying she is the prettiest girl estate on the end in school off 1297 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,520 to that teenager. Horrible. 1298 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,120 And guess what? He's going to find out one way 1299 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,640 or the other how difficult it is. 1300 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:15,320 Well, I mean, is it though? How did? 1301 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,399 Is it? Is it? 1302 01:08:17,399 --> 01:08:19,200 The reason why I paused in that story? 1303 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,080 Maybe those legs are bendy. Hey, come meet my mom. 1304 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:26,200 And then he wheels her up in the wheelchair and then he's got to 1305 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:30,960 help shift her into the car and fold up the wheelchair and put 1306 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:34,200 it in the back seat. No, you know what, maybe that 1307 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:37,560 maybe that kid is all right and he doesn't know what he's 1308 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,840 getting into. But dad gum and I know that's 1309 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:45,000 not who this is focused on, but I can't get my mind off of off 1310 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,800 of that young man looking completely past that wheelchair 1311 01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:53,319 and seeing the girl instead. That's that is completely 1312 01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:55,279 admirable. Should he be dating? 1313 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,160 No. Or super horny. 1314 01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:00,240 Yeah, I'll say maybe. OK. 1315 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,520 Yeah, that could be taking. Back the wheelchair chick for 1316 01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:08,000 sure. She can't put it back. 1317 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,840 I feel like there's more behind it than that, but you know, 1318 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:13,960 yeah, I get. That too, feel it. 1319 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:18,319 But I know I will. And boy do I like female parts. 1320 01:09:19,319 --> 01:09:20,080 Oh my. Goodness. 1321 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,200 You guys are getting a little weird on me. 1322 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,279 So is the is the mom the a hole? Thinking. 1323 01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:28,800 Right. So is the mom the a hole because 1324 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,399 she she thinks that silly your husband was upset about it? 1325 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,800 No. No. 1326 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,200 You're, I mean. Your husband is taking it too 1327 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:38,960 seriously. He really is. 1328 01:09:39,359 --> 01:09:42,200 He's a 13 year old kid. He's not going to marry this 1329 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,000 girl. He's not. 1330 01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:48,920 And if they do, it'll be way down the road and they'll be OK 1331 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,399 by then. I mean like. 1332 01:09:50,439 --> 01:09:52,560 It's. Fine, I I I married the girl 1333 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:57,040 that I met my freshman year in high school to two knows but. 1334 01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,960 That was years later though, too. 1335 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,880 This keep away from. Elevators. 1336 01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:03,840 That's all I got to say. Just the. 1337 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,400 Big thing about this really is, yes, you. 1338 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,480 A lot of people do marry their high school sweetheart. 1339 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,120 They could get married, but who cared By that time they're 1340 01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:16,880 older. He knows what he's getting 1341 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,160 himself into. For the most part it's fine. 1342 01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:22,920 The dad freaking out now when they're thirteen years old, he's 1343 01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:24,880 like dude, chill. And the fact that your wife 1344 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:29,920 called you silly instead of a retarded idiot is a win for you 1345 01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:33,760 bro. Her words, not mine, we just. 1346 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:38,240 Teach the kid like more chivalry like starting out as is probably 1347 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,600 his first relationship. Oh my goodness, you got. 1348 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,320 To take care of her, you got to open doors, you got to do all 1349 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:44,680 that, you got to help her in the car. 1350 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,680 So, so you know, it's, it's good for him. 1351 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,680 It depends. It depends on how the girl is 1352 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:55,400 like if, if it's like most, most handicapped individuals, like 1353 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:58,640 they want to do as much for themselves as they can, right. 1354 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,040 Which is, you know, like any, like is any of the rest of us. 1355 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:06,200 But like, at the same time to, to look past that handicap and 1356 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,040 to probably help her with the things that she can't do for 1357 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:13,840 herself as well, while letting her do the things that she wants 1358 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,120 to do for herself, though they may be difficult. 1359 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:19,000 Man, I think you've got a winner of a 13 year old. 1360 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,880 Cuz I wouldn't have been like that of the 13 year old, man. 1361 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:25,920 I, yeah, I, I, I, I, I wouldn't have gone like the, you know, 1362 01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:29,280 the joking aside, the whole, Oh yeah, it looks like I could, I 1363 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,960 could bag her pretty easy. I don't think so. 1364 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:35,200 I think that's, there's a lot of obstacles to jump around, you 1365 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,200 know what I'm saying? Like, like that's a, that's a 1366 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:41,480 stellar 13 year old. That's, that's going to be an 1367 01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:44,520 awesome husband and slash dad someday. 1368 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:47,320 No, no kidding on that one at all. 1369 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:50,520 Like like, like you learn life to that young man. 1370 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,400 Yeah, it's a good way to learn life lessons. 1371 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:55,360 Oh great. That's a good one though. 1372 01:11:56,320 --> 01:12:00,240 All right, next one. Am I the A hole for telling my 1373 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:04,000 mom to get over my girlfriend not wanting to eat her? 1374 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,400 Food. No. 1375 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:11,840 So me 29 year old male and my girlfriend 27 year old female, 1376 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,680 Clara had been dating for eight months or so. 1377 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,520 I brought a new mate, my parents, on a Sunday. 1378 01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:19,720 My mom cooked up spicy food. However, Clara is allergic to 1379 01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,640 capacicin or however you say it, and she can't have anything 1380 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,680 spicy or she'll she'll break up in hives and have us and have 1381 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,640 stomach aches. That's horrible. 1382 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,200 I, I told, I told my mom beforehand, but she thought 1383 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,040 Clara was just dramatic so she didn't care. 1384 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:39,080 She put a plate full of spicy food in front of Clara and she 1385 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,760 sniffed it and realized it was spicy. 1386 01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,880 So she said, sorry, I'm not eating that. 1387 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:47,280 I was angry because I'm sure my mom did it on purpose. 1388 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,040 So he left this dramatic reading. 1389 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:53,840 My mom apologized to me and begged me to go back and we did. 1390 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:58,160 She still put jalapenos on her food so we left once again. 1391 01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:03,120 Sunday was my grandma's birthday and we went and it was potluck 1392 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:06,240 so everyone brought something. My sister have these cute little 1393 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,480 pins with little with a little blackboard on them. 1394 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,520 So she wrote what the food was and who made it. 1395 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:16,080 Clara tried a little bit of everything after a bit after I 1396 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:19,040 tried a bit and told her what wasn't what. 1397 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:22,040 My husband wasn't spicy. My mom was angry because she 1398 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,800 realized Clara didn't even attempt to try her food and she 1399 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:26,720 was trying to create drama about it. 1400 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,400 So I just told her to stop acting like the victim because 1401 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,160 she knew what she did and that my girlfriend would never eat 1402 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,080 her food because of her little stunt. 1403 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:38,720 My mom is very angry because she said I humiliated her but I feel 1404 01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:41,560 like she brought it to herself and what she did twice. 1405 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:45,760 So am I the a hole? No, your mom's a narcissist. 1406 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,400 Sorry, Mom's trying to get the attention on herself. 1407 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,680 The girlfriend's obviously prettier than her. 1408 01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,960 I was reading of that. Yeah, no, I get that. 1409 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,080 And it was very, very well done by the way. 1410 01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:01,840 No, the the the the fella in this story is not is not the a 1411 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,920 hole. The mom definitely is. 1412 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:07,160 You tried twice after she specially. 1413 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:11,320 He told her beforehand she has an allergy, little allergy. 1414 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:15,600 She cannot eat it. OK, you know what I'm going to 1415 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,760 You know what? I'm going to make potato soup 1416 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:21,240 the blandest with only salt Potato soup you've ever had. 1417 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,640 But you're going to enjoy it because you can't eat spice 1418 01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:25,160 anyway, so who cares if it's bland? 1419 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:28,640 I mean, you can, you can make it taste good, but I mean, yeah, 1420 01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:31,280 you don't have to. Like, I, I couldn't personally, 1421 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:34,640 I feel sorry for this girl. Like she's, she's like the girl 1422 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:37,120 in the wheelchair to me. Like, like, I couldn't live 1423 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,080 without hot stuff. I don't want to live in a world 1424 01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:41,720 where I don't burn my tongue half off. 1425 01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:44,120 That wheelchair girl gets her hot stuff, that's for sure. 1426 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:47,800 Well, yeah, because she's the hottest girl in school. 1427 01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:53,240 Why are we talking about a 13 year old in a wheelchair? 1428 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,160 It's weird. OK, I'm 13 again. 1429 01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:01,000 OK, jeez. No, it doesn't work. 1430 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,800 Yeah. I'm just, I didn't see her. 1431 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:07,440 Yeah, he's pretty. He's obviously the the all right 1432 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,400 or no, she is, I mean she. Is the mom is? 1433 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,520 Yeah. His girlfriend is for not being 1434 01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,400 able to eat. Spicy things. 1435 01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,760 Yeah. What? 1436 01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,640 Your throat is closing. Up your allergy. 1437 01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:21,920 You know what? Just get over my. 1438 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,680 Mommy needs you to like her food. 1439 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:27,240 You're just being traumatic. Everyone knows it. 1440 01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:30,280 You're 27, you should be over all allergies by mouth. 1441 01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:35,560 She she, they came back and she's like, oh, here's some 1442 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,840 jalapenos. Jalapenos. 1443 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,440 Come on. Holy kill that. 1444 01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:43,680 Yeah. Tell my mom she's yeah. 1445 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:48,200 Although what did you know? What changes the whole context 1446 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,960 though, is if they're Hispanic. Still. 1447 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:55,360 Then that's just cultural food. And if this this gringo doesn't 1448 01:15:55,360 --> 01:16:00,080 like it, then that's her fault. That's a devil's advocate. 1449 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:04,200 If literally if the son goes, she is allergic to spicy food 1450 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:08,560 and the mom doesn't say I cannot make anything not spicy, don't 1451 01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:10,000 come over. Yeah. 1452 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,160 That was a that's a perfect response to that. 1453 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,120 I'm not going to make any food that's not spicy. 1454 01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,040 Don't come over. Anyone don't just? 1455 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:17,680 Don't come over. Even the Max. 1456 01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:19,920 Even the Max. Put the jalapeno in it. 1457 01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:23,800 Order food. Yeah, order food or something. 1458 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,000 Go somewhere and get food. Where does she like food from, 1459 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:27,640 by the way? We. 1460 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:30,680 Yeah, it's just Mom doesn't like your, doesn't like your girl. 1461 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:35,160 Yeah, it's pretty obvious, yeah. And then follow up question, why 1462 01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:38,040 like sit down with your mom? Why don't you like her? 1463 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:41,480 If it's reasonable, cool. If it's not, then be like mom, I 1464 01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:43,400 like her. You're being unreasonable. 1465 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,880 I love you. I'll see you later. 1466 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,960 Have a good one. And that can be the end of that 1467 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:48,760 conversation. Just maybe. 1468 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,960 Maybe she was. Maybe she was making chili and 1469 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:53,960 she doesn't like it without some hot stuff in it. 1470 01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:57,440 I get that because my family does not like the hot stuff like 1471 01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:59,640 I do. A couple of them do. 1472 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,720 Put it in your bowl. But that's what I'm saying. 1473 01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:04,520 Make your. Bland chili spice your own bowl. 1474 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,800 Yeah. Ice your husband's bowl. 1475 01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:10,080 Make her her own little pot of bland chili. 1476 01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:12,080 Yeah, absolutely. I know you can't. 1477 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,680 Eat spicy things. So this. 1478 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,880 Pot is yours this little pot here. 1479 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,080 If you want seconds, do not get from the big pot because it's 1480 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:21,080 spicy. It'll mess you up. 1481 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:23,240 Get from the little pot here. Yep, Yep. 1482 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:27,880 When when the interns best when my wife has made lasagna, she 1483 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:29,720 knows I she knows I love mushrooms. 1484 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:33,240 She would have half of the lasagna with mushrooms, you 1485 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:36,720 know, all over and inside of it, out of it, and the other half 1486 01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:38,400 would not have mushroom. That's how you do it. 1487 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:39,760 There's ways. There's ways around it. 1488 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,800 Yeah, absolutely. Especially with allergies and. 1489 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:44,520 Unfortunately now Danny has an allergy to mushrooms which I 1490 01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,480 feel bad for him. Aw, Dang it. 1491 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,360 I know. So you're going to eat them 1492 01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:49,920 anyway, right? Because I made you mushroom 1493 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,560 burgers. No, I have to. 1494 01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:54,520 His tongue gets itchy and stuff. Dang it, it's my culture. 1495 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,920 But I made it. I made it. 1496 01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,360 I don't want my, I know. You told me you have an allergy, 1497 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,120 but I made it. But I don't. 1498 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,640 Have to eat it. No, I ain't eating it. 1499 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:07,040 You're just being selfish. Come back, I'll make you 1500 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:08,880 something else. Come back, Come back. 1501 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,200 I'll make you something else. I'm sorry. 1502 01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,880 I'm sorry. Here's just helping the 1503 01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:14,720 mushrooms on this new thing. Here's the mushrooms on the new 1504 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:16,080 thing. Yeah, wow. 1505 01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:18,040 All right. All right, next one. 1506 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:22,880 Am I the a hole for insulting my friend after he went off on me 1507 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,560 in front of the girl I'm talking to? 1508 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:27,200 Yeah. So for context, I'm a 19 year 1509 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,080 old male. I have a friend group that 1510 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:33,200 consists of three other people. Friend A is your average typical 1511 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,640 gym bro whose all personality whose whole personality is the 1512 01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:40,400 gym friend. Friend B just moved here from 1513 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:45,360 somewhere farther 6 months ago and just recently got back into 1514 01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:49,560 rock climbing with me and Friend C is a girl who I find quite 1515 01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:54,760 attractive and initially not in the friend group and was rather 1516 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,480 just a separate friendship between me and her. 1517 01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:00,440 So basically this story happened about a week ago when Friend B 1518 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:03,280 had to house had his house to himself. 1519 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:08,440 For reference, Friend A and BI don't like this and I all work 1520 01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:10,640 out at the same all work at the same store. 1521 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:12,920 Sorry. It had just so happened that we 1522 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,560 were all getting off at the same time. 1523 01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,400 So Friend B decided that it would be fun if the entire 1524 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,280 friend group spent the night at his house. 1525 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:24,880 Friend C and I, a girl, sleeping over what friend C and I have. 1526 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:30,520 A and I have. AI would say slightly more than 1527 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:34,440 platonic relationship where we flirt back and forth and have 1528 01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:36,680 done solo things apart. Could you rearrange that? 1529 01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:38,680 And try to make it more clear for us, please. 1530 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:43,880 She sneaks in and snucks on his nose there. 1531 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,480 Friend C, the girl and. Did I hear something about AI in 1532 01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,680 there like? It's what he typed. 1533 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:54,200 Friend C and I have a slightly more than platonic relationship 1534 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,640 where they would hang out by themselves outside the friend 1535 01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:58,120 group. So basically the plan is to hang 1536 01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:00,240 out. Friend A would go to the gym, 1537 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:03,760 Friend B would go play basketball, and I would go hang 1538 01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:06,680 out at Friend B's house while waiting because it was my rest 1539 01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:08,920 day anyways. And Friend C, the girl, would 1540 01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:12,600 show up at Friend B's house before B and A got back and we 1541 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:15,080 would hang out privately so they'd be at wet. 1542 01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:19,280 They'd be at Friend B's house beforehand, sucking on each 1543 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:22,320 other's toes when all three. Some of us in the friend group 1544 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:28,840 got off Friend A, whom I also think maybe is who he also 1545 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:33,160 thinks would slightly like friend C, informed me that him 1546 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:36,680 and friend C were going to the gym together and then meet me at 1547 01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:40,000 friend B's house after. So I guess he thought she and 1548 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,960 him had different plans. I don't like how I was writing 1549 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,600 this. I was a little salty about that 1550 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:49,920 so I I decided I'd tag along to the gym desperate, which is what 1551 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,800 I ended up doing. Another quick side note, I'm 1552 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,840 friend and I hang out. If friend C is there, friend A 1553 01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:58,760 will always find some way to try and insult me or make himself 1554 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:00,880 seem better than me. And the exact same thing 1555 01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:03,120 happened when we went to the gym before the hangout. 1556 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,880 As this was happening I got frustrated and started arguing 1557 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:08,120 back, defending myself in front of friend C. 1558 01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:12,400 Run C proceeded to ask why Friend A was being so mean, to 1559 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:16,080 which I responded jokingly. Oh yeah, he is pretty bipolar. 1560 01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:19,960 Friend A is in fact bipolar. However, I had completely 1561 01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:24,040 forgotten he was actually bipolar and just trying to make 1562 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:27,280 light out of this situation. I don't think you forgot, I 1563 01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,320 think you were trying to salt the wound. 1564 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,960 Immediately after my comment, Friend A got extremely mad at me 1565 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:35,640 and simply told me and Friend C to leave and that he would meet 1566 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:37,920 us back at Friend B's house. You need to leave. 1567 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,840 Years. Gemini was awkward. 1568 01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:45,480 I'm not done working out. Blamed it all on me. 1569 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,600 Is it truly my fault for sticking up for myself after 1570 01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,480 having to endure constant insults every time I try to hang 1571 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:53,960 out with friend A? Am I the a hole? 1572 01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:55,720 This is such a 19 year old by the way. 1573 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,880 Oh, my first. Amateur 19 year old. 1574 01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:01,240 Yeah. Gosh, I'm sorry listeners. 1575 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:06,360 I caught on, though it took a minute. 1576 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:10,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he became the A hole as soon 1577 01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:12,280 as he followed him to the gym. Yeah. 1578 01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:15,520 Cuz, cuz, cuz I'm gonna tell you you you don't want somebody. 1579 01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:19,440 If you want somebody to be with you, you that's that's good. 1580 01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:21,200 I like that Lenny in the background. 1581 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,880 He's like right over your shoulder. 1582 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:24,360 Oh, Lenny, I wish you could see this. 1583 01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:27,120 You can't see this. But blink print. 1584 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:34,680 Screen so he he became the A hole as soon as he went to the 1585 01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:36,320 gym. He didn't he didn't need to do 1586 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,000 that. That's that's ridiculous. 1587 01:22:38,360 --> 01:22:39,440 Agreed. Yeah, I agree and. 1588 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,880 Grow up and grow up. Yeah, honestly. 1589 01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:47,880 Yeah, it's essentially that of course is your friend. 1590 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,760 Have a a de measuring battle where I play the game. 1591 01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:54,200 You got to. Yeah, Become aloof. 1592 01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:57,160 Yeah, become aloof. You got to just be the more 1593 01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:59,640 attractive guy or she's not going to lie. 1594 01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:01,400 I mean, that's a lie. Insults. 1595 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:01,880 A lie. They're. 1596 01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:04,120 Listeners, he's he's leading me on the wrong Rd. 1597 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,760 You got to break through the house in the middle of the 1598 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:06,880 night. You're stuck on the toe. 1599 01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:10,160 Whose house? The girl mean? 1600 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,880 Yeah. Frenet's toes. 1601 01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:14,520 Not Frenet's toes, Frenet's toes. 1602 01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:17,120 You got to make him feel uncomfortable as long as you 1603 01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,760 keep pursuing. Then you look at him in the eyes 1604 01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:23,400 and you say, if you keep pursuing Frenzee, I'm going to 1605 01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,120 do this every night, every night test. 1606 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:27,120 Me test. Me. 1607 01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,840 You're not the only bipolar one anymore, buddy. 1608 01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:32,760 You're going to wake up with wet socks. 1609 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:40,040 For me, sucking on your toes. Oh man. 1610 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:46,880 OK, so first of all, atrocious, atrocious writing. 1611 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:52,160 Second of all your friend group your your friend group dynamic. 1612 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:56,440 It makes me upset. The only non A holes here are 1613 01:23:56,440 --> 01:23:59,720 friend B and friend C Friend B is the side character whose 1614 01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:01,720 house you hang out at. He's not even really part of the 1615 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:02,640 story. Exactly. 1616 01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:05,480 And friend C is like dude what is wrong with you? 1617 01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,720 Why are you mean? Why are you both being mean? 1618 01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:11,120 She's obviously into you dude. She's into you. 1619 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:13,400 She wouldn't stick up for you if she wasn't. 1620 01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:15,240 There's at least some sort of attraction there. 1621 01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:17,640 Yeah. Get over yourself. 1622 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,480 Quit with jealousy. Quit it. 1623 01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:22,560 Just stop. You are not married. 1624 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:24,840 You are not married. You have no reason to be 1625 01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:27,200 jealous. It makes you look bad. 1626 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:31,680 Take it from the guy who knows. These guys have all known me 1627 01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:34,000 when I was my worst jealous self. 1628 01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:37,480 It was bad. I hate myself because of it. 1629 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:42,160 That time in my life, My fault. No, it was my fault for being 1630 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,080 jealous. She honestly didn't want me. 1631 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:48,640 Listeners, The girl. OK? 1632 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,680 I'm friend A. I'm friend A. 1633 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:54,920 The girl the friend C left me for a friend. 1634 01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:58,400 For friend A or or B or whichever 1 he is. 1635 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,320 She left me. You know what happens in that 1636 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:03,640 situation. You smile, you go. 1637 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:06,720 You obviously don't want me. You're better, beans. 1638 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,720 It's going to hurt. It's going to hurt. 1639 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:10,680 Just let it happen. But full beans. 1640 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,800 You know what happens? Everybody loses. 1641 01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:15,680 Yeah, yeah. She left friends. 1642 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:23,400 She, the girlfriend C left friend B for friend D She left 1643 01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:27,400 friend D for stranger A and now it's fine. 1644 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:29,680 Because. We're all moved on and we're all 1645 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:31,840 happy with our lives. She's going to. 1646 01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:35,200 Get to. D No, We're all so much happier 1647 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,680 with our lives. And you know what's funny? 1648 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:41,280 We were never more happy until after she was gone because she 1649 01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:43,880 was playing that game. This girl is not playing, 1650 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:45,680 friend. C is not playing this game, 1651 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,280 friend. I hope you listen to this 1652 01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:49,240 podcast. She's not playing that game. 1653 01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:51,760 She's into you now that you know this. 1654 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:55,320 Does seem like it. Unzip the jealousy pants and put 1655 01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:57,360 on your big boy pants. Let her go to the gym with 1656 01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:00,640 whomever or if you want to work out with her, work out with her. 1657 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:03,080 Cool. But if you're jealous of friend 1658 01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:05,120 day because he's spending time with her, you're the a hole 1659 01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:07,440 break up. Be like I'm not in a place to 1660 01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:09,320 date you because you're not and then leave it alone. 1661 01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:10,680 Yeah, it's weird. They're not even. 1662 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:12,880 Like get some self-awareness. You're so weird. 1663 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:14,040 They're not even Oh. My gosh, your. 1664 01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:15,520 Polar is so real. Like. 1665 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:18,720 He's not punch you in the face. I want to punch you in the face 1666 01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:23,120 19 and I want to punch you in the face I I hated teenagers 1667 01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:25,480 when I was a teenager. I hate them now. 1668 01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:27,920 Y'all are dumb. It's it's genetic. 1669 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:29,560 I was the. Same way we all were dumb. 1670 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:32,400 No, no, I was the same. I hate myself when I was. 1671 01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:34,720 I look back at me as a teenager and I hate myself. 1672 01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:37,320 I do too. I met teenage me. 1673 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:42,880 If I met teenage me I I would time travel back and punch him 1674 01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:44,520 in the face. You're a nerd. 1675 01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:49,000 Same same. Wow, I I I wouldn't. 1676 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,720 Do that. I would punch a teenage you in 1677 01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:53,720 the face. I I hated me through my that's. 1678 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:56,400 Fair, I think we all time travel and punch him in the. 1679 01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:59,400 Face, he needs it. Oh man, he needs it. 1680 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:03,600 But seriously though, the the the OP he what are you doing? 1681 01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:06,400 You're talking to this girl, you're afraid to make it real. 1682 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:09,080 Just ask her out on a date. Make her your girlfriend. 1683 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:11,480 I mean, do you, would you, would you like to go out with? 1684 01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:14,840 More than platonic alien, we like to talk and we were just 1685 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:16,800 going to hang out privately and just do it. 1686 01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:19,280 Pull the trigger. Yeah, but that's a 30 year. 1687 01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:20,920 Old, but she had to go to the gym with my friend. 1688 01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:26,800 So what letter exactly she's in? Your friend group, God forbid 1689 01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:28,920 she be friends with the other friends. 1690 01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:31,760 Literally just friends with the other friends forbid. 1691 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:33,360 That's true. We're in the same friend group. 1692 01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,480 I got one more here. Oh teenagers. 1693 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:38,960 Dude, I. Can't I can dig up more if we. 1694 01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:39,920 Need. Is it from a teenager? 1695 01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:43,280 OK, is it from a teenager? I don't know OP teenager. 1696 01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:47,320 Doesn't sell me a whole 38 year old male 19 year old male. 1697 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:51,280 This one doesn't say that. OK am I the A hole for ending a 1698 01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:54,240 date after a harmless quote UN quote question? 1699 01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:58,040 Last night I met a guy off the apps for a dinner. 1700 01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:00,680 I guess this is a girl. We arrived at the restaurant. 1701 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:02,680 Or it. Could be a gay, it could be a 1702 01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:04,240 gay man. Yeah, it could be a gay man 1703 01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:08,840 exchanged pleasantries and ordered our drinks and food. 1704 01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:13,200 After about 5 minutes he leans over and asks me, are you a man? 1705 01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:16,440 I was shocked. Oh man, for context, I'm very 1706 01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:19,720 much a woman. Also, it is a woman all right. 1707 01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:24,200 Long hair, curvy, was wearing a cute dress, makeup, the whole 1708 01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:26,240 deal. However, I'm also. 1709 01:28:26,240 --> 01:28:27,840 About 100 and you can never tell. 1710 01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:30,360 Centimeters in height? How tall is that? 1711 01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:32,240 Why'd she? I'm looking it up all around I'm 1712 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:32,640 looking it. Up. 1713 01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:33,520 Thank you. Thank you. 1714 01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:34,520 You got it. You're looking it up. 1715 01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:36,400 OK, I was about to look it up, but since you're looking it up 1716 01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:38,920 because. It must be in the UK or I guess 1717 01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:43,560 Canada, he swore. The metric system, like United 1718 01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:47,840 States, does one. 178 hundred. 178 got it. 1719 01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:49,680 That's so weird. That's like measuring yourself 1720 01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:55,960 in inches. 510. Okay, okay, so slightly. 1721 01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:58,320 I have how tall? I'm sorry, 510. 1722 01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,560 Five what? Almost. 5/5/10 So she's a tall 1723 01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:02,440 girl. Cool. 1724 01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:04,480 Yeah, good for her. I'm like, good for her. 1725 01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:05,840 Like really. Nothing wrong with that 1726 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:07,720 Oneonian. But still tall for a. 1727 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:09,640 Little bit, right? Yeah, I guess. 1728 01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:12,680 Yeah, he swore he was a bad way. Again, cool. 1729 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:15,040 You're just so tall for a woman, he said. 1730 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:16,760 Plus, she was probably also wearing heels. 1731 01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:19,320 Still. I felt like I had just been 1732 01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,880 slapped. I politely excused myself from 1733 01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,440 the table, paid for my drink, cancelled my food order, wished 1734 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:26,240 him a good rest of the night, and left. 1735 01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:29,760 At the time I was upset and convinced the man was an idiot. 1736 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:32,320 Now that I've had time to cool down, I'm wondering if I 1737 01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:34,560 overreacted. His tone wasn't negative or 1738 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:37,800 accusatory, and there's nothing wrong with being trans. 1739 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:40,960 Am I the A hole for immediately bailing? 1740 01:29:41,240 --> 01:29:45,600 Yes, yes you are a little bit. The man was in this day and age 1741 01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:47,800 just trying to find out if you have. 1742 01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:50,440 It's 2026. Yeah, it's not. 1743 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:53,280 Unfortunately, it's not an invalid question anymore at. 1744 01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,760 The end of the day, sometimes it's hard to tell. 1745 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,600 Yeah, it really. It can be. 1746 01:29:58,680 --> 01:29:59,800 It really is. I have it. 1747 01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:02,440 Really is. Yeah, I have seen some women. 1748 01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:06,400 Like naturally have like what looks like an Adam's apple even. 1749 01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:08,640 Though they don't. And she's a little taller. 1750 01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:11,640 So like automatically like that's triggering some things. 1751 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:13,920 And then on top of it, you're like, look, I don't want to 1752 01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:17,720 invest more time if you're not right, actually. 1753 01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:19,800 Or maybe he did. I just don't want to invest. 1754 01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:22,720 More Oh, maybe, yeah, maybe he's like. 1755 01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:26,000 I don't want a man either way. He was trying to find out. 1756 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:28,520 He was just trying to find out. So yeah. 1757 01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:30,280 A little bit, not messing around with it. 1758 01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:35,040 But I could see why she would have overreacted and why she 1759 01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:38,880 was, but, you know, in a hole. At the same time, I get it. 1760 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,680 It's not everybody. Same reaction if somebody came 1761 01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:43,200 up to you and was like, hey, are you a woman? 1762 01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:47,520 I've had that happen. Yeah. 1763 01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:52,200 I was had the hair when I had the hair, Yeah. 1764 01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:54,000 So I was in 5th. Grade. 1765 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:57,240 It happened to me all the time. Had my long hair. 1766 01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:01,440 Yeah, I have my long hair during COVID time, so I have a mask on 1767 01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:04,240 and long hair. People from the back would be 1768 01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:06,480 like, excuse me, ma'am. And I turn on like, what can I 1769 01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:08,200 do? I wouldn't even dress it because 1770 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,640 it doesn't matter. It's not a big deal. 1771 01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:11,160 Who would? Yeah, no, yeah. 1772 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:14,080 So no, I was in 6th grade watching walk. 1773 01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:17,200 I'm smaller. Walking past the fifth, yeah, 1774 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:21,480 you're smaller more, more. Most women are are smaller in in 1775 01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:22,520 second other. Areas. 1776 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,080 You're small, it's nothing negative. 1777 01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:26,960 I like you that way. Yeah, yeah, my heart. 1778 01:31:27,320 --> 01:31:29,120 I mean, yeah. Yeah. 1779 01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:32,560 No, not your heart and the ball. I don't know that much about all 1780 01:31:33,040 --> 01:31:33,760 ailments. I'm. 1781 01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:36,120 I wish you didn't have them. I'd take them from you if I 1782 01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:37,360 could. No. 1783 01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:40,400 It's fine. No, I was, I was in 6th grade on 1784 01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:43,720 the way up past the 5th grade room and my mom thought that 1785 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:48,400 guys look better with a bunch of hair and all over the place and 1786 01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:52,440 I was allowed to have my hair cut as short as I do now. 1787 01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:57,600 My brother and I both have, you know, keep our hair cut, you 1788 01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,240 know, super for short. Like I, I like a good flat top 1789 01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:03,560 and he's pretty close to the same thing because, you know, we 1790 01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:07,840 my brother looked like a girl growing up because mom thought 1791 01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:09,560 that's just the way it had to be. 1792 01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:13,160 And nothing against mom, even even though I despised it. 1793 01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:18,120 I had this big poopy flowing, you know, beautiful horse mane 1794 01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:21,240 all the time. And I I was walking path past 1795 01:32:21,280 --> 01:32:23,440 the 5th grade room. What year was this and this 1796 01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:27,280 years roughly? OK, so I was in 6th grade, all 1797 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:30,280 right, So I was 11, so it'd have been 1985. 1798 01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:32,520 That was a big 80s thing too, though. 1799 01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:35,560 It was a big 80s thing, 70s and. 80s were the ones. 1800 01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:38,960 That. That was later 80s. 1801 01:32:39,320 --> 01:32:41,560 It was later 80s that that became more of the same. 1802 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:45,040 Your mom's heyday, that makes sense because your mom's heyday 1803 01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:47,680 was in the 70s when the dudes had that was in the 70s. 1804 01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,440 And so that was her thing. Dudes look good like that. 1805 01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:52,560 But I'm her son. Yeah, I'm her son. 1806 01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:54,400 She shouldn't be trying to make your son look sexy. 1807 01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:56,520 Yeah, anyway. You're right. 1808 01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:58,120 You're. Right, that's a whole another 1809 01:32:58,120 --> 01:32:59,960 no. There's problems there, but now 1810 01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:02,040 we know where it stems. From yeah. 1811 01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:08,360 So anyway, this kid looks at me and he's like, he just straight 1812 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:13,560 up he just says, are you a girl? Shut up, was my response. 1813 01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:22,760 No, in 80s kids lingo, right? Yeah, it was the one time I had 1814 01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:26,200 that happen. I I I always I I hated the hair 1815 01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:32,240 that I was required to keep. This is not your fault. 1816 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:33,720 No. It wasn't my fault. 1817 01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:37,680 When I was a kid, as soon as I. Was able to, you know, have that 1818 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:42,400 latitude in my life I got well, I can't say that Even so when, 1819 01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:46,040 when I see finally start letting me control, you know, my hair 1820 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:48,320 length. Like I thought the whole I was 1821 01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:51,040 trying to go for the whole Conan the Barbarian look cuz I was 1822 01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:54,080 gonna I was gonna beef up and start lifting weights and I was 1823 01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:56,800 gonna have this long beautiful hair and look at guys. 1824 01:33:56,800 --> 01:34:00,240 I didn't know what, what a mullet was. 1825 01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:02,120 And that's what my, I told my Barber. 1826 01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:05,400 I went in and my Barber was, was gay as a $3 bill. 1827 01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:09,760 He, he just, he, he was pretty gay and or I should, I should 1828 01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:11,120 say queer. I guess the saying is queer 1829 01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:14,960 whatever. Either way, you know, he was, he 1830 01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:18,080 was very effeminate. And I was like, look, I, I want 1831 01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:21,200 to, I want to keep my hair long. And so he gives me a mullet. 1832 01:34:21,320 --> 01:34:23,160 You got it and. I didn't really know what it was 1833 01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:25,640 and it didn't really care for it, but I was like, well, maybe 1834 01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:28,240 eventually it'll turn out really good and it never did. 1835 01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:31,320 And I eventually end up getting rid of that rid of it a couple 1836 01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:34,320 years, a year or so after we got married, something like that. 1837 01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:37,640 Best decision I ever made. But I, I thought I was going to 1838 01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:40,240 do the whole, you know, Conan the Barbarian with all the big 1839 01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:42,440 muscles and look pretty hot. It's not the. 1840 01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:44,240 World, I did that. No, I did that. 1841 01:34:44,480 --> 01:34:46,280 It didn't. I did Conan the Barbarian. 1842 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:47,720 I really did. You, you. 1843 01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:50,280 You could probably pull it off better than me, but I didn't 1844 01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:52,840 pull it off. When I was a kid, I had the old 1845 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:55,440 school beetles cut. OK, OK. 1846 01:34:55,760 --> 01:35:01,360 So you know, bowl cut straight across and helmet went to about 1847 01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:02,920 shoulder length right around the neck. 1848 01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:06,080 Man, I couldn't picture that. My mom just, hey, I guess she 1849 01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:07,400 just hated me. I don't know. 1850 01:35:07,680 --> 01:35:11,200 She didn't, but. I really liked the. 1851 01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:13,920 People, why let me out of that? Why let me out of the house? 1852 01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:18,160 It was bad, man. Was it bad, man? 1853 01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:19,880 Was it bad? Oh was it. 1854 01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:22,120 Oh man. Oh yeah. 1855 01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:26,600 Oh yes, there's a picture. Oh, I can't. 1856 01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:34,920 Wait to show this to Lenny. It's worse than any of these 1857 01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:39,680 pictures that I'm seeing. Oh man, so it's an actual 1858 01:35:39,680 --> 01:35:43,400 picture of you or like. No, no, I would never know that. 1859 01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:46,200 Dang it, Dang it. Never mind. 1860 01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:50,720 I I don't never want to see it. I know what The Beatles looks 1861 01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:52,960 like You. Know I don't have anything like 1862 01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:55,040 that on hand. That stinks. 1863 01:35:56,040 --> 01:35:58,760 I think on my Facebook page there might be 1 where you could 1864 01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:03,960 kind of see the the back of my hair in the in the background or 1865 01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:05,880 something. Yeah, kind of a mullet. 1866 01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:10,400 It was a weird mullet, but I had really I had really I had pretty 1867 01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:15,560 pretty WAVY kinky hair, like the the the size of my my head 1868 01:36:15,560 --> 01:36:18,640 really like grow some really specific looking wings. 1869 01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:22,480 It it gets kind of crazy if I let it grow out like. 1870 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:26,920 Yeah, mine does the same thing. I've got really WAVY hair and it 1871 01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:29,880 has a mind of it. Yeah, yeah, I, I'd rather it be 1872 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:35,880 curly or anything other than that WAVY stuff like, and it 1873 01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:39,680 didn't help anything that I most often like when I was a kid, it 1874 01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:43,040 was part of down the middle and then feathered back, you know, 1875 01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:45,880 like it was in the 80s and maybe that's what developed the duck 1876 01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:47,560 wings that I had. I don't know, man. 1877 01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:50,760 It was, I don't, I don't know how I survived the 80s, 1878 01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:51,560 honestly. I see. 1879 01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:54,520 I look back now and think about man, no wonder I was picked on 1880 01:36:54,520 --> 01:36:56,880 all the time. Picture Picture this cut on a 1881 01:36:56,880 --> 01:37:01,880 child in the in the 90s. Maybe not so much in the. 90s 1882 01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:04,800 this is not 90s this. Is no, no, it's. 1883 01:37:04,800 --> 01:37:07,240 Not why a kid in the 90s who had. 1884 01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:09,720 This. No, that's that's. 60s, I don't 1885 01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:11,360 know. Yeah, it's 60s, Joe. 1886 01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:14,680 Your mom was from the 60s and 70s? 1887 01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:16,600 Sorry man. I know it. 1888 01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:18,200 It's terrible. You grow up. 1889 01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:20,480 You honestly grow up. With I guess you would have 1890 01:37:20,480 --> 01:37:21,440 been. You. 1891 01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:24,800 Once she was a child. You either grow up with the hair 1892 01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:28,560 your parents had, or you grow up with the hair they wish they had 1893 01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:32,120 during their heyday. Yeah, you're, you're probably 1894 01:37:32,120 --> 01:37:34,520 like. Or that they found they liked 1895 01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:37,000 during their heyday. I grew up bald. 1896 01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:39,800 My dad always shaved his head. I always shaved my head. 1897 01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:42,120 I grew up bald, just the way it was. 1898 01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:43,600 Bald. Yeah. 1899 01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:47,320 Bald. Bald, bald, bald. 1900 01:37:49,080 --> 01:37:51,360 I have a photo of that for reference to give me a minute. 1901 01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:53,960 I have a. Beautifully round Dome shaped 1902 01:37:53,960 --> 01:37:55,880 head. I definitely want to see this 1903 01:37:55,880 --> 01:37:57,240 one. I would love to see that. 1904 01:37:57,680 --> 01:37:59,360 Yeah. There you go, you can. 1905 01:37:59,720 --> 01:38:00,680 Go. Oh, he did it. 1906 01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,440 He did it. There it is. 1907 01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:04,520 Yep, you can. Kind of see some of his hair. 1908 01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:07,400 You can kind of. You can see how WAVY it is. 1909 01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:10,080 Yeah, Yep. I like it you. 1910 01:38:10,080 --> 01:38:11,800 Look like Sam. Did you? 1911 01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:14,840 You look like Sam. Yeah, you're right. 1912 01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:17,160 I see all your, I see all your kids in you at the same time. 1913 01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:20,560 Technically, Sam looks like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1914 01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:24,040 Well, and The funny thing is you take a picture of my grandpa 1915 01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:27,080 when he was younger, like, I don't know, probably 20s or 1916 01:38:27,080 --> 01:38:31,800 around this age, and you take Sam and they look almost, almost 1917 01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:34,200 like identical twins. Hey, I'm. 1918 01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:36,400 Also in this group here. You are. 1919 01:38:36,720 --> 01:38:37,360 You're just. Kidding. 1920 01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:41,560 You're right there. I mean to belly. 1921 01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:43,520 Hey Alex, I didn't know you got let it cut that long it. 1922 01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:47,680 Was longer. It was longer than that. 1923 01:38:47,680 --> 01:38:48,520 Dude. I had it midway. 1924 01:38:48,520 --> 01:38:51,560 I saw a picture of me with Michaela at a festival. 1925 01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:53,960 It was almost midway down my back. 1926 01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:56,880 It was crazy. I can see. 1927 01:38:56,920 --> 01:38:59,400 How? Like, I'm not sure I think. 1928 01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:02,560 I think I like the longer hair better than than the bald 1929 01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:03,560 anyway. I. 1930 01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:07,000 Just I like how you have it now, but like I see it. 1931 01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:09,200 I like bald. Oba fit. 1932 01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:13,480 That's hilarious. So you like the bald? 1933 01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:14,720 Yeah. I like. 1934 01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:16,600 I think so. I think so, yeah. 1935 01:39:16,640 --> 01:39:20,720 The balds easier. I will say this cuz when I had 1936 01:39:20,720 --> 01:39:23,440 my long hair I got it shaved for codes wedding. 1937 01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:25,960 I went to codes wedding right about that time. 1938 01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:29,840 I had it all shaved off to the skin, came home with a razor, 1939 01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:32,160 shaved it down. So I went bald again. 1940 01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:35,880 My shoulders looked so wide. It was weird. 1941 01:39:35,960 --> 01:39:40,000 It was weird because even in this picture, that's a older 1942 01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:42,440 picture. So I work out there obviously, 1943 01:39:42,440 --> 01:39:46,360 but I'm nowhere near as big there as I am now muscular wise. 1944 01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:51,080 So yeah, me with bold hair now I'm very much like, I look very 1945 01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:53,400 wide shouldered. And that was the weirdest thing 1946 01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:55,000 to get used to of losing all the hair. 1947 01:39:55,000 --> 01:39:59,720 Wasn't even necessarily the going to bald how wide I looked 1948 01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:02,000 like a mutant. Like a mutant. 1949 01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:05,480 I think it looks good. So that so that Royce, is that 1950 01:40:05,480 --> 01:40:08,000 like a that's not an energy drink per SE, is it? 1951 01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:11,320 It is an energy drink. I got it in Cambodia. 1952 01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:14,160 That's where this picture of me was called, was taken. 1953 01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:18,360 I was in a OK and it took took. In Cambodia it's it's full of 1954 01:40:18,360 --> 01:40:21,240 like B vitamins and things I haven't heard of. 1955 01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:25,320 It's got caffeine in it too, but not much. 1956 01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:30,040 And it tasted really good, Yeah. Oh yeah, I also can. 1957 01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:33,760 Get it in America. Well, I mean, no, probably not. 1958 01:40:33,760 --> 01:40:35,680 You probably order it, I suppose, somewhere. 1959 01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:38,360 Turkey. Yeah, I see it's in Turkey. 1960 01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:41,400 Maybe it's made in Turkey. Yeah, there's the exact can 1961 01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:42,520 right there. Look at that. 1962 01:40:42,920 --> 01:40:45,200 Jamie found it. We're talking about things, OK, 1963 01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:45,880 you guys. Can't. 1964 01:40:45,880 --> 01:40:47,960 It was still good. Yeah, sorry about that. 1965 01:40:48,360 --> 01:40:49,400 It was. Yeah, sorry about. 1966 01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:51,600 That it was honestly so good. Yeah, yeah. 1967 01:40:51,960 --> 01:40:53,080 I thought you were holding a beer. 1968 01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:57,120 A beer. No, no, I hate beer. 1969 01:40:57,520 --> 01:41:01,280 I have, I have sipped beer all of maybe twice in my life, and 1970 01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:06,120 it's the nastiest thing. And everybody who drinks beer, 1971 01:41:06,480 --> 01:41:10,080 everybody who drinks beer, goes well, yeah, one taste isn't 1972 01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:11,320 good. It gets better after that. 1973 01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:14,200 I'm not going to drink it to make it better. 1974 01:41:15,840 --> 01:41:17,560 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. 1975 01:41:17,800 --> 01:41:19,800 You're supposed to enjoy this drink. 1976 01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:22,720 It's like, why do I have to drink it until I enjoy it? 1977 01:41:22,720 --> 01:41:25,720 That's weird. There's a lot of different kind. 1978 01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:28,400 I mean, like, I've never been. I'm not much of a beer guy 1979 01:41:28,440 --> 01:41:32,440 anyway, but like if, if I, if I have, if I have something like 1980 01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:35,560 something like a beer, it's something that it's not mass 1981 01:41:35,560 --> 01:41:37,880 produced. It's in small batches. 1982 01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:41,200 So somebody actually cares about what they're making. 1983 01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:44,520 I'm not, I'm not going to drink it just so that I can drink as 1984 01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,960 many as I possibly can. It's it's something I like. 1985 01:41:46,960 --> 01:41:49,040 I've had, I've had peanut butter stout. 1986 01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:50,760 I've had a peanut butter stout before. 1987 01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:53,720 That actually wasn't bad. You know, there's, there's a lot 1988 01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:57,680 of milk stouts is a thing, just you can get all kinds of 1989 01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:00,920 different flavors. There's a place here in Iowa 1990 01:42:00,920 --> 01:42:03,880 that does. They've just in a barn town. 1991 01:42:03,880 --> 01:42:05,880 They have an ungodly amount of different flavors. 1992 01:42:05,880 --> 01:42:07,560 Some of them are good, some of them aren't. 1993 01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:11,600 They're pretty expensive. But yeah, it's it's, it's for 1994 01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:15,600 the flavor, the taste. Yeah, I've had Bud Light with 1995 01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:17,680 lime. And then I was like, where's the 1996 01:42:17,680 --> 01:42:18,840 lime? Oh, really? 1997 01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:19,920 It's. Not there. 1998 01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:24,120 Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. It was there. 1999 01:42:24,480 --> 01:42:28,360 I was like, this is not good because I I thought it was going 2000 01:42:28,360 --> 01:42:30,320 to be. Speaking of off the wall energy 2001 01:42:30,320 --> 01:42:33,560 drinks though. Speaking of off the wall energy 2002 01:42:33,560 --> 01:42:36,000 drinks, I found this on Amazon. Uh oh. 2003 01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:37,720 OK. I'll drink it. 2004 01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:39,560 I'm about it. I'll see natural energy. 2005 01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:42,200 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard of these. 2006 01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:49,560 So, OK, so listeners, this is yeah, it's it's vagina natural 2007 01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:53,680 energy drinks, not what it said the the P word pussy, pussy. 2008 01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:55,760 Well, yeah, pussy. It's just pronounced 2009 01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:58,800 differently. There is also a there's a vagina 2010 01:42:58,800 --> 01:43:01,880 flavored potato chip also. You can get them on eBay. 2011 01:43:02,520 --> 01:43:04,120 Energy drink just called. Vagina. 2012 01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:07,120 So it's it, I've, I've tasted this. 2013 01:43:07,440 --> 01:43:10,360 It's it's not bad. Somebody, somebody, I can't 2014 01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:11,680 remember. I don't think I bought them. 2015 01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:14,640 I think somebody else did. They're not bad. 2016 01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:18,120 They're pretty light. It's a light, citrusy flavor, 2017 01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:20,440 kind of kind of like the White Monster Museum. 2018 01:43:20,880 --> 01:43:22,440 Welcome. Yeah. 2019 01:43:23,200 --> 01:43:24,840 Citrusy flavor? Was it salty? 2020 01:43:24,840 --> 01:43:28,240 Yeah, OK. No, no it's not. 2021 01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:34,360 Little little like pineapple. Like pine, Like pirate. 2022 01:43:34,720 --> 01:43:37,280 No, I don't think it was. Kind of like pirate flavor. 2023 01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:38,920 Yeah. Like so there's a open. 2024 01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:44,320 Sea. OK, so let's see. 2025 01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:46,280 Like the tastes, Like the open waters. 2026 01:43:47,840 --> 01:43:51,200 Open your mouth. OK, let's just do it. 2027 01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:53,880 I'll just do it this way. So there's a company by the name 2028 01:43:53,880 --> 01:44:00,200 of Chaz that that makes the peda chips. 2029 01:44:01,480 --> 01:44:04,080 They're not just Yeah. Oh, Dang it. 2030 01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:07,800 What you're saying? Is there's a market for this? 2031 01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:11,200 I don't know how big it is. Well, clearly we need to tap 2032 01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:13,120 into the market. I'm releasing my new energy 2033 01:44:13,120 --> 01:44:18,840 drink next week called Penis. Penis, Penis. 2034 01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:21,480 I mean, I just, I mean you're an adulterated penis. 2035 01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:23,240 Penis. Yeah, penis. 2036 01:44:23,240 --> 01:44:24,880 I mean, you may as well. Doesn't it though? 2037 01:44:25,280 --> 01:44:27,280 Takes this way it'll. Be it'll be a white canned. 2038 01:44:28,680 --> 01:44:31,880 OK, there you go A. Flush color can if you will. 2039 01:44:32,120 --> 01:44:37,680 There's also Who's your virginity with Chaz? 2040 01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:39,480 I'm good. I I don't want to lose my 2041 01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:41,880 virginity with Chaz. There's also, there's also a 2042 01:44:42,280 --> 01:44:45,840 penis flavored, there's a penis flavored potato chip as well as 2043 01:44:45,840 --> 01:44:50,640 a vagina flavored potato chip. I do not know the, I do not know 2044 01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:55,640 the guy's name. There is, there is a guy that 2045 01:44:55,720 --> 01:45:00,440 that will that taste things, you know, and like he's done like 2046 01:45:00,440 --> 01:45:03,640 the one chip challenge. And I love to watch the guy 2047 01:45:03,640 --> 01:45:05,880 'cause that's love his accent, first of all. 2048 01:45:06,280 --> 01:45:08,640 But his reactions to the different foods are amazing. 2049 01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:12,520 He was how I learned about these chips and he tried them. 2050 01:45:13,480 --> 01:45:18,880 He said, funny enough, he said the vagina flavored chip was not 2051 01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:22,680 too bad. The penis flavored chip was not 2052 01:45:22,680 --> 01:45:26,480 good at all. He hated the the the penis 2053 01:45:26,480 --> 01:45:28,600 flavored chip. Next boys trip. 2054 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:32,280 Next boys trip I'm getting a couple bag doing a mukbang. 2055 01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:38,480 Along with the energy drink. The energy drinks so wash them 2056 01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:44,240 down By then I'll have my my new flavor out of penis called God 2057 01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:46,000 asphalitis. It's in a green can. 2058 01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:51,720 Super super God of herposphalaids. 2059 01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:55,040 It's a little thick though. We make the recipe a little 2060 01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:59,320 thicker. It's got chunks in it. 2061 01:45:59,320 --> 01:46:02,720 It's. A little no, it's just. 2062 01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:06,480 Pineapples, but it's fine. Wow, not bad. 2063 01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:10,040 We take pineapple and Greek yogurt to give it a little bit 2064 01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:10,800 of a Tang. I hate that. 2065 01:46:12,480 --> 01:46:15,520 I hate all of this. Super. 2066 01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:18,720 Hyper. Oh no. 2067 01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:21,720 You're going to love it 5. Penis today. 2068 01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:29,560 Yes, Sir, they don't have to tell me twice now what they need 2069 01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:32,600 for that one guy in Florida is foot flavored potato chips. 2070 01:46:32,760 --> 01:46:33,960 Foot. Flavored potato chips. 2071 01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:37,520 Yeah. I don't really believe we will 2072 01:46:37,520 --> 01:46:42,720 save a lot of toes getting sucked on by just making a toe 2073 01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:45,520 flavored chip. BDSM Doritos tastes like 2074 01:46:45,520 --> 01:46:48,600 leather. BDSM tastes like leather and 2075 01:46:48,600 --> 01:46:51,040 latex. Yeah, one chip's leather, one 2076 01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:53,040 chip's latex. And desperation it. 2077 01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:57,760 Was combos desperation salty like sweat and fear and shame? 2078 01:46:57,760 --> 01:47:00,720 What? You're insane. 2079 01:47:02,160 --> 01:47:04,080 Yeah. And so so here's here's the 2080 01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:06,640 other one. So, so listeners, you can 2081 01:47:06,640 --> 01:47:08,080 certainly look all this stuff up. 2082 01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:10,400 I hope you do. I hope you follow us along and 2083 01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:14,480 the ridiculousness. But I encourage you. 2084 01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:16,320 Yeah. So there's there's the other 2085 01:47:16,320 --> 01:47:18,640 flavor. Dick flavor. 2086 01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:23,720 Jungle edition all all made my company called Chaz CA. 2087 01:47:24,720 --> 01:47:27,040 Yes. Why does it say yes for sex? 2088 01:47:30,080 --> 01:47:31,560 What's your sex? I just say yes. 2089 01:47:33,440 --> 01:47:36,840 So I guess why do you have to be 18 years old to buy a bag of 2090 01:47:36,840 --> 01:47:39,520 chips? Because it's. 2091 01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:43,200 Well, does it taste like? Dang, I don't know, putting like 2092 01:47:43,200 --> 01:47:45,840 doesn't actually even have the bad words on them. 2093 01:47:45,840 --> 01:47:47,240 There's like a. Yeah. 2094 01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:50,240 Are they putting actual penis tips in there? 2095 01:47:50,480 --> 01:47:54,760 Is there a force? And again, again, just like, 2096 01:47:54,840 --> 01:47:59,800 just like the bean boozled of the Jelly beans, like how do 2097 01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:03,280 they get some of those flavors? Yeah, like how do they know? 2098 01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:06,920 Through science and engineering, we've we've engineered penis 2099 01:48:06,920 --> 01:48:09,240 flair. Jazz, I need you to respond to 2100 01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:11,400 this. How do you how do you compare 2101 01:48:11,400 --> 01:48:13,200 the flavors? So you take it by the chip and 2102 01:48:13,200 --> 01:48:15,480 you're like, hold on, let me go to the source. 2103 01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:20,680 Not penis enough? These taste alike. 2104 01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:24,720 Yeah, not penis enough. Or Nope, this doesn't taste 2105 01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:30,360 enough like vaginas. I'd like to know the process as 2106 01:48:30,360 --> 01:48:31,960 well. I'm curious. 2107 01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:35,600 I got there for the show of oh, it's made OK. 2108 01:48:35,920 --> 01:48:36,560 OK. OK. 2109 01:48:38,000 --> 01:48:40,080 So first of all, they're made in Lithuania. 2110 01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:44,360 Jazz chips is in Lithuania. Eastern European got it crazy. 2111 01:48:44,400 --> 01:48:47,040 Lithuanians. Yep, don't need to know anymore. 2112 01:48:47,040 --> 01:48:51,800 Got it. They use traditional methods to 2113 01:48:51,800 --> 01:48:53,680 coat the chips. Oh yeah. 2114 01:48:54,160 --> 01:48:57,520 I don't know if that's traditional, whatever they're 2115 01:48:57,520 --> 01:48:59,840 doing. What I'm doing, what I'm doing 2116 01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:06,000 right now? Oh wait, here's the story of pea 2117 01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:09,200 flavored potato chips. Flavored Pea Flavored. 2118 01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:13,080 Well, no, no, not pea. Like like vagina flavored. 2119 01:49:13,080 --> 01:49:16,240 OK, Yeah, like vagina flavored. Not, not urine. 2120 01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:20,320 Not urine, sorry. OK, good, you had me worried. 2121 01:49:21,000 --> 01:49:23,800 Poop flavored? Oh boy. 2122 01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:27,880 They say special. I'm sorry, Alex. 2123 01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:31,320 We tasted the vulva. We never. 2124 01:49:31,320 --> 01:49:32,840 OK, Yeah. The scientific name. 2125 01:49:32,840 --> 01:49:34,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good gracious. 2126 01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:37,880 Yeah, that's something else. This is worse than the Epstein 2127 01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:39,040 files. Yeah. 2128 01:49:39,840 --> 01:49:43,280 Well, and the potato chips and it's, it's, it's a gimmick to 2129 01:49:43,280 --> 01:49:44,600 sell. It's worse. 2130 01:49:44,960 --> 01:49:48,800 So the, the guy that tasted it, he he described the flavors that 2131 01:49:48,800 --> 01:49:54,440 he was getting and it was, you know, things like paprika, like 2132 01:49:54,440 --> 01:50:00,040 I think that garlic, you know, onion, things like that with the 2133 01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:03,080 vagina flavored ones, he said, he said actually there's kind of 2134 01:50:03,080 --> 01:50:05,440 a fishiness to it. You know, yeah. 2135 01:50:05,960 --> 01:50:09,240 Yeah, so I mean, you know, it's, it's a gimmick thing. 2136 01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:11,800 That's all it is. It's, it's, it's no different 2137 01:50:11,800 --> 01:50:16,840 than the, you know, the penis shaped candles on a woman's that 2138 01:50:16,840 --> 01:50:20,400 her friends play a, a prank on her, on her penis shaped candles 2139 01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:23,880 on her, on her birthday cake, kind of the same thing. 2140 01:50:24,120 --> 01:50:25,760 What? I never heard of that. 2141 01:50:25,760 --> 01:50:27,560 Yeah, birthday cake. Yeah. 2142 01:50:27,760 --> 01:50:29,040 You know that. Yeah. 2143 01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:32,440 So I guess there's a there's a big market for stuff like that. 2144 01:50:33,880 --> 01:50:36,720 But if I were to burn boobies on a birthday cake, I'd be called a 2145 01:50:36,960 --> 01:50:39,320 man whore. No, you can. 2146 01:50:39,320 --> 01:50:43,280 You can get like even the. Patriarchy. 2147 01:50:43,600 --> 01:50:47,040 Cake molds, I mean, you used to be able to get like cake molds 2148 01:50:47,040 --> 01:50:50,480 and then you decorate it, you know, the colors you want it to 2149 01:50:50,480 --> 01:50:52,160 be in I'm. Still getting ideas? 2150 01:50:52,240 --> 01:50:56,200 For wedding For wedding cakes. I don't want a penis shaped 2151 01:50:56,200 --> 01:50:59,080 wedding cake. Yeah, it's probably not a great 2152 01:50:59,080 --> 01:51:00,920 idea. Lower tiers, you know, there's 2 2153 01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:04,320 lower tiers and they're side by side and then the a long, you 2154 01:51:04,320 --> 01:51:06,360 know, shaft if you will, of cake. 2155 01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:08,960 Why is there custard in my penis shaped wedding cake? 2156 01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:13,240 I think you know. That someone didn't go to 2157 01:51:13,240 --> 01:51:21,120 completion. Like a fountain. 2158 01:51:22,720 --> 01:51:24,840 He goes to cut into it and it explodes. 2159 01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:30,120 No. Time to circumcise the wedding 2160 01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:35,920 cake. Oh man. 2161 01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:37,880 Just take a little off the top doc. 2162 01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:40,240 Oh no all. Right. 2163 01:51:40,240 --> 01:51:43,560 Give her a trim. Give her a trim just a little 2164 01:51:43,560 --> 01:51:45,680 off the top. Jeez. 2165 01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:48,960 Well, sorry that we violated your ears. 2166 01:51:49,360 --> 01:51:50,960 Just at the end of the day, listeners. 2167 01:51:51,000 --> 01:51:52,960 Good thing. Wear socks to bed. 2168 01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:54,880 Yeah, and. Yeah. 2169 01:51:55,880 --> 01:51:56,600 See. Watch out for. 2170 01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:57,320 The this is. Mexican. 2171 01:51:57,760 --> 01:51:59,880 This is the Joe's way, and you're welcome. 2172 01:51:59,880 --> 01:52:02,360 Yeah, yeah. Joe is so sucked on. 2173 01:52:02,720 --> 01:52:04,960 Joe sucked. I'll have to bring Snissors. 2174 01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:08,160 You know, I never thought, I never thought the head validity, 2175 01:52:08,160 --> 01:52:11,520 but you're absolutely right. Less is one of us sucking his 2176 01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:13,600 toes and we'll just suck those socks, right? 2177 01:52:14,160 --> 01:52:15,320 Off. Oh, no. 2178 01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:16,880 Yeah. Or sometimes I mean this. 2179 01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:18,280 Hole. The little hole, right? 2180 01:52:18,720 --> 01:52:21,280 And then you just, God, you stretch it, make it bigger. 2181 01:52:21,280 --> 01:52:22,760 You can fit a whole Tootsie through there. 2182 01:52:23,080 --> 01:52:25,440 I'll tongue that, never mind. It's possible. 2183 01:52:25,440 --> 01:52:26,800 You shouldn't. You shouldn't, shouldn't. 2184 01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:27,760 No. Done you. 2185 01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:31,360 Should done. I would disappoint this guy. 2186 01:52:31,640 --> 01:52:33,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. 2187 01:52:33,600 --> 01:52:35,760 Well, I don't know. I don't know. 2188 01:52:36,080 --> 01:52:39,000 Probably not. Not if you were sucking on 2189 01:52:39,000 --> 01:52:41,000 Lenny's toes. He'd probably be all right with 2190 01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:42,280 it. I wouldn't like. 2191 01:52:42,280 --> 01:52:44,960 That he's gotta ask I. Don't wanna know that. 2192 01:52:45,040 --> 01:52:46,600 I don't wanna know that that's. Fair. 2193 01:52:46,920 --> 01:52:49,360 It's like don't meet your heroes, don't suck your heroes 2194 01:52:49,360 --> 01:52:52,080 toes, don't do it. That's. 2195 01:52:52,080 --> 01:52:53,120 Actually. Don't wanna taste? 2196 01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:55,880 No. There's there's the title for 2197 01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:57,720 this. Don't suck your heroes toes. 2198 01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:06,040 No, you're you're right. You're absolutely you could not 2199 01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:12,040 be more right. Giving him great titles. 2200 01:53:12,040 --> 01:53:14,120 I mean it's either something to do with space Mexicans or toe 2201 01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:15,080 sucking. So we're. 2202 01:53:17,680 --> 01:53:19,640 Both, we're title farming at this point. 2203 01:53:21,160 --> 01:53:22,200 Well, here we go. Here we go. 2204 01:53:22,640 --> 01:53:23,880 Here's a good title. I got it. 2205 01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:27,200 I got it too. Too eager for abduction. 2206 01:53:27,560 --> 01:53:28,800 There you go. That's the title. 2207 01:53:29,920 --> 01:53:33,880 It's not a bad one either. You wanted it. 2208 01:53:34,080 --> 01:53:36,720 You wanted it. I wouldn't know. 2209 01:53:36,760 --> 01:53:37,920 That I wouldn't give for abduction. 2210 01:53:38,160 --> 01:53:40,680 I wanted to, but you want it too much. 2211 01:53:40,680 --> 01:53:42,200 Nah. Now it's not fun anymore. 2212 01:53:42,800 --> 01:53:45,200 I get that. We only wanted one sample of 2213 01:53:45,200 --> 01:53:46,880 your DNA. You gave us 6. 2214 01:53:47,720 --> 01:53:50,160 No, it's just too much. Greedy. 2215 01:53:50,160 --> 01:53:54,000 Yeah. All right, well all. 2216 01:53:54,080 --> 01:53:56,400 Right. Yeah, all right again. 2217 01:53:56,880 --> 01:53:58,440 That was kind of a crazy one, listeners. 2218 01:53:58,440 --> 01:54:00,520 I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. 2219 01:54:00,920 --> 01:54:02,040 Yeah, I. Enjoyed it? 2220 01:54:03,760 --> 01:54:06,600 Well, I guess go support the company Chaz if you want. 2221 01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:10,320 If you don't want to, even better buy my energy. 2222 01:54:10,320 --> 01:54:14,120 On. Out on shelves next week and buy 2223 01:54:14,120 --> 01:54:16,440 shelves, I mean, my, my cabinet shelves. 2224 01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:21,000 Yeah, you. Don't be a 19 year old a hole. 2225 01:54:21,320 --> 01:54:24,200 Moral of the story, don't be a 19 year old a hole. 2226 01:54:24,520 --> 01:54:26,560 I mean, that's always good advice, honestly. 2227 01:54:27,040 --> 01:54:32,000 If you if you want to, if you want to reach out and do you 2228 01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:35,960 want to get a hold of us, go to our Facebook page, the main menu 2229 01:54:35,960 --> 01:54:38,640 podcast, go to our Instagram page, maybe your podcast, go to 2230 01:54:38,640 --> 01:54:42,280 our X page, the main podcast and leave us a message. 2231 01:54:42,560 --> 01:54:46,200 What flavor of penis and did you drink would you want? 2232 01:54:46,440 --> 01:54:50,320 Remember, it's the main menu podcast, not just main menu. 2233 01:54:51,040 --> 01:54:53,320 Do you want Lenny to come suck on your toes? 2234 01:54:53,560 --> 01:54:56,320 Let us know, Yes. I never thought of it the other 2235 01:54:56,320 --> 01:54:57,720 way around. Yeah. 2236 01:54:57,760 --> 01:55:04,960 Yes, please see him with his hard hat at the foot of boy oh 2237 01:55:04,960 --> 01:55:07,000 boy. Sweatshirt nonetheless. 2238 01:55:09,080 --> 01:55:13,360 You're. Sucking your toes. 2239 01:55:13,360 --> 01:55:16,520 OK, You're the Virgil Stonewood. You're like a celebrity to me. 2240 01:55:19,800 --> 01:55:28,520 In your driveway at midnight. At least he's wearing PPE still, 2241 01:55:28,520 --> 01:55:30,560 you know. So it's. 2242 01:55:30,640 --> 01:55:32,120 Fun. He drove it all the way to 2243 01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:34,800 Michigan to find. It right? 2244 01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:38,320 I got a long drive back. Just let me do this. 2245 01:55:38,840 --> 01:55:41,040 Just. This once well, he's he's a 2246 01:55:41,040 --> 01:55:43,000 Michigan fan. Even he likes the. 2247 01:55:43,000 --> 01:55:46,960 Wolverines so we could go to a Wolverines game after Beautiful. 2248 01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:49,920 Yeah, you could. Beautiful. 2249 01:55:50,360 --> 01:55:53,280 No sucking in a Wolverines game. No, we're title farming. 2250 01:55:53,640 --> 01:55:58,640 Sounds good. Next week we should be back with 2251 01:55:59,000 --> 01:56:00,640 SCP. Yeah. 2252 01:56:02,320 --> 01:56:05,120 If not we're we're going to delete the podcast and you'll 2253 01:56:05,120 --> 01:56:09,880 forget we ever existed. I don't know this probably.