1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents D&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,520 The only time I had a chance to do anything was at around like 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,000 4:00 today. So everything was worked on 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,640 today because I just got back from a funeral and and I was 5 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,120 like, Dang. And the only funeral, Yeah. 6 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,440 Funeral, no. That's not fun. 7 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,759 Whose funeral? It's kind of weird. 8 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,800 Yeah, it's my funeral. I'll be late to my funeral. 9 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,680 Yeah, same. Yeah, same. 10 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:44,800 But whose was it? It was my uncle kind of quote UN 11 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:49,440 quote. He was the brother of my mom's 12 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:56,200 late most former ex-husband, but he lived in the same town and 13 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:02,240 really kept good care of, took good care of us while we, you 14 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,239 know, we're going through that difficult time And he stayed in 15 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:09,360 touch and all this other stuff. He was actually, he was actually 16 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,960 the person whom I had to go up man to man face to face with and 17 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:18,120 ask for money so that I could go back to college. 18 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:22,360 And because I had to repay, like, for like a semester 19 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,200 because I just didn't attend the first time because of, like, 20 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,760 stuff that me and my mom were going through. 21 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,120 Yeah. And it was like $2700. 22 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:35,440 And he was like, I'll give you the money, but you'll have to 23 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,920 pay me back. And I'm like, cool. 24 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,640 And we made, like, certain conditions and actually signed 25 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,160 up a contract because he's a lawyer. 26 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,160 Nice. Yeah, scary. 27 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,960 I will sue you, nephew. No, he. 28 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,280 It was, it was like a super LAX contract. 29 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:54,840 Like it was like, yeah, pay me by this much on this day and 30 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,560 then you can have like an extension on like to pay me back 31 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,680 the rest of the money. So that's what I did. 32 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,800 There was like certain conditions and I met them and he 33 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,280 was really cool about it. And you didn't even add like 34 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,160 interest or anything like that. In fact, that he, once I paid 35 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,920 him like 2600 or something like that, he was like, you know 36 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,920 what, you're good, you good. You don't have to pay me 37 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:15,640 anymore. And I'm like. 38 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,920 OK, that's cool. He was just in it for the 39 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,160 lesson. Right. 40 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,760 I know he was super cool about it. 41 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,520 Sweet man. Yeah, Sorry. 42 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,040 Sorry to hear about that, though. 43 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,720 That's your that's your uncle. That's not your kind of uncle. 44 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,720 That's my uncle. Yeah, that's your uncle. 45 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:33,080 Yeah, definitely to Dang it. Yeah, and you do it all your 46 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,160 chasm stuff today. Yep, and I did all my chasm 47 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,160 stuff today. So you feel prepared. 48 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:43,200 Yeah, I just had to. I the whole interest of the 49 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:49,640 story was because I had a King ass Ripper random event rolled, 50 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,200 but I just could not for the life of me figure out how to 51 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,680 make it work. So I I had to roll for something 52 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:01,280 else. It was no, I, I'm sorry, but 53 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,880 after your last episode where it was. 54 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:07,120 Your what a baby. I, because I, I explained what 55 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,320 happened because my, my roommate isn't kind of interested in what 56 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,320 happens in my, in, you know, on the podcast, you know what we 57 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,440 talked about and stuff like that. 58 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,040 And I talked about what happened in Chasm during the battle on 59 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:24,720 how Alex kept trying to just fart on everything. 60 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,640 Which by the way, I'm going to raise the DC on that because 14 61 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,240 does seem kind of low for something like that to work. 62 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,760 Yeah, just farting. Yeah, just farting. 63 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,280 Yeah, that's deadlines DC though, for everything, at least 64 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,120 in the first few seasons. Right. 65 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:42,520 I'm probably going to raise that to like 18 or something like 66 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,040 that. And I, yeah, I'm going to raise 67 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:52,360 it that and I also raised the stamina usage for the Iron claws 68 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,280 because that's starting to get ridiculous. 69 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,240 So I raised it from 2:00 to 4:00. 70 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,720 That's the only change I made. You should make the DC for the 71 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:04,680 fart thing 19 OK, but he can try it for free. 72 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:12,240 If he remembers every turn, he's got to remember and he but he 73 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,600 could try it every turn and it doesn't cost him anything. 74 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:19,800 Right, but so I told my roommate I'm like, what happened? 75 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,760 And you know, I told him that Alex and all that was, you know, 76 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:29,760 trying to trying to fart on everything and he gave day Mike 77 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:34,800 a shot of Pepto and a couple of cheese puffs and hit made him 78 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:40,520 like absolutely absolute booty and killed a couple zombies 79 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,560 because of that. And then my roommate looked at 80 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,960 me while we're driving back home from work. 81 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,880 Because we work. Together, he's like, you know, 82 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:53,280 that doesn't seem like it fits the theme that you're going for 83 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,600 and ultimately just sounds childish. 84 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,440 And I was like, oh. That's us, though. 85 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,600 Yeah. So I was going to like kind of 86 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:06,720 cut back on that a little bit. Like granted I did have the 87 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:10,920 whole Garlox encounter but that was just super. 88 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,400 Funny. That's reasonable, though. 89 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,800 Right. She's into that zombie love. 90 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,320 She is. She's like a staple. 91 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,400 That's. What happened? 92 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,480 Yeah, yes. So and also. 93 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:27,240 Hey, what up baby? Sorry. 94 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,720 Subpoena's my butt. Oh, it's not that going, never 95 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,560 mind. Great. 96 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:35,520 I'm I won't do it. I won't do the penis in my butt. 97 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,240 Not going to do it again. It's not funny. 98 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,200 The third time, Twice yes. Three times no. 99 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,160 All. Right. 100 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,920 So I don't know if you guys have been discussing anything. 101 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:49,120 Excuse you sweet cheek, but. But I have peanut butter and 102 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,840 Jelly M&M's. Gross. 103 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,320 OK, Huh. What's the Jelly? 104 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,080 Huh. What's the Jelly? 105 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,040 You can make artificial peanut butter. 106 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,160 Well, what's the Jelly? What's in there? 107 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,840 It tastes more like Jelly strawberry. 108 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,520 Yeah, you could do like a fake strawberry. 109 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,360 Yeah, I don't know if you can see. 110 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,080 There's like little bits in there. 111 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,400 It's like a camera. It's like a. 112 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:14,640 Your camera's all on. Your camera's not on, Yeah. 113 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,560 Oh no it's not. Not in discord. 114 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,440 Jeez. OK, I just see your face. 115 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,840 Give it a minute, Xsplit. Yeah, now it says 116 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,040 xsplit.com/Vcam. Yeah, backwards. 117 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,840 You know what, I'm going to go to that website. 118 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,560 No, don't do it. It's just it's coitus. 119 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,960 OK, Yeah, there we go. Now you should be able to see 120 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,920 it. It's just peanut butter. 121 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,960 So it's. Like a tropical nut. 122 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,240 Yeah, just peanut butter with there's like it's like 123 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,000 strawberry flavoring in it. So how do they make M&M so they 124 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,080 like pick them off the trees or how does that work? 125 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,920 Well, I do know for a fact. Growing the ground, Joey. 126 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:57,080 I know for AI know for a fact they have mints some mentally 127 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:03,440 challenged people because I know of AI know no, not us because I 128 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,960 know of AI know of a joke that would probably affect certain 129 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,680 certain hair colors that might listen to our show. 130 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:14,040 You know, they grow in the ground, certain hair colors, how 131 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:17,640 they were in a an M&M factory and they were sorting out all 132 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,920 the threes and. The ES and the WS. 133 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,880 I'm trying to be nice because every time I say something that 134 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,280 is deemed remotely offensible, I get attacked so. 135 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,880 I'm trying to be nice racially. That's. 136 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,680 Terrorist. No, that's terrorist. 137 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,240 It's terrorist. Is that like heresy? 138 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,560 No, it's like you have a hairy butt. 139 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,560 You have a hairy butt. Don't bring me into this. 140 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,560 I honestly don't know if I do or not. 141 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,240 I can check for you are. You telling me to use a mirror? 142 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,600 I could check you could use a mirror or you could. 143 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,520 Take a picture, I don't really care. 144 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:56,480 You don't have like a Periscope like aimed up your butt. 145 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,920 Jeez. So when you have diarrhea, does 146 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:03,440 it just filter it into water or is it diarrhea? 147 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,320 Oh, that's gross. That's gross. 148 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,240 Yeah, for me it comes out as clean drinking water. 149 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,480 Oh geez. Filtered water. 150 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,600 That's a good picture. People say I'm gross but having 151 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,320 a bad day. It's kind of gross. 152 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:23,120 It's it's everybody needs to step into the 20th century. 153 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,040 I get it. There's no reason why we should 154 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,080 still be wiping dookie, you know, with paper. 155 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,440 I do I. I agree, but if it's really 156 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,480 caked on there, you know, like that thick viscous, wet mud, 157 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,080 like sorry if you're eating and listening to this. 158 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,200 I mean, that doesn't bother me, but doesn't bother me. 159 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,960 But a little a little pea stream of water hitting that, I feel 160 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,920 like it would just make the area dirtier for a little bit. 161 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:51,560 Like you'd have to sustain the stream you still affected area. 162 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,680 No. So you, you still, you know, 163 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,520 wipe to make sure you're dry and whatnot, but I don't have 164 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,680 anything fancy. So you just still wipe? 165 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,560 Once, yeah, just to make sure everything's clean and. 166 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,080 You need to join us and get some food cheddar. 167 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,320 Yeah, pizza looks pretty good. I got that Chris Hansen. 168 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,280 I got the Chris Hansen pizza. What's What's Chris Hansen? 169 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,440 There was 1 something. Hold on, there was one episode 170 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,280 of Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator where this guy walks in 171 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,920 and he and he has a pizza for this, for this underage girl. 172 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:27,520 And the clip, the clip is famous because he's pretty chill while 173 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:30,440 Chris Hansen's talking to him and he's eating his pizza. 174 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,360 And all the comments are like half the comments are like that 175 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:38,000 pizza looks so good. Like where do you get where do 176 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,680 you get that pizza? What's it called? 177 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,920 So I don't know, it kind of looks like the Chris Hansen 178 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,080 pizza. Could have got it from Rocket 179 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,680 Pizza in in Washington DC Think that's the name of it is rocket 180 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:48,680 pizza. Really. 181 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,280 Yeah, that sounds like it's a real pizza place. 182 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,160 Yeah, it is. It's it's the place that's 183 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,080 rumored to be the place where all the social elites in 184 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,800 Washington go to. Oh, pizza gate. 185 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,400 Their desires. Yeah, Pizzagate. 186 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,280 Yeah, if you know, you know. If you don't, then. 187 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,720 You don't want to know. Then I wish I was you. 188 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,720 Yeah, no doubt. I wish there was a lot of things 189 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,440 I. Didn't know. 190 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,440 Hopefully it's not a real thing. Hopefully it's all just theory 191 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,320 and but it's probably real. I yeah it. 192 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,360 It having to do a child stuff. Yeah, You know, there's so many 193 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,000 things that I've seen. I missed it. 194 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:28,680 Especially nice for the last four or five years, all the 195 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,600 quote UN quote conspiracy theories just keep coming true. 196 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,640 You just wait a little while. Everybody's saying that, yeah, 197 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,160 there's going to be a a renaissance. 198 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,880 Well, there has been a lot of that and whether whether or not 199 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,840 there is, I don't. Know. 200 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,560 Well, I'd like to see some things happen, but. 201 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,960 I think we all would. I know a lot of things that I 202 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,680 can't prove. Same. 203 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,920 Like, yeah, just hearing other people about the moon landing, 204 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,680 that that didn't really happen. I think we all need to 205 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,920 acknowledge that it didn't happen. 206 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,440 No, there's a lot of things that. 207 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,680 See, Joey, I think you say shit like this on purpose just to get 208 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,240 us riled up, but it's not going to work anymore. 209 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:10,000 But the if I believe the moon landing my entire life and now 210 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,160 I'm just gradually starting to be like it probably didn't 211 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:13,800 happen. Why? 212 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,200 How? How do they have faked it? 213 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,480 Well, tell me. I mean how? 214 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,400 Do you mean what do you mean how they could have faked it? 215 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,120 Yeah, Studio. Studio Easy. 216 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,800 Yeah. Do you know how far I didn't 217 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,800 know? I didn't know this. 218 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,200 You know how? Far so that is. 219 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,600 Then they would have to fake the math, fake the all the designs 220 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,640 of all the shuttles that they made, and then they all of the 221 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,560 all of the shuttles leaving our orbit and then coming back. 222 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:40,160 We had 1960s technology and they had to predict the trajectory of 223 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:43,400 everything. The moon is as far away as all 224 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,480 the planets lined up together, including like Jupiter and 225 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,200 Saturn. If they're all squeezed 226 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,800 together, the moon's that far away, it's that distance. 227 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,160 And they had to. They had to predict that 228 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:59,520 trajectory the first try, land, not only land, but then take 229 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,320 back off. Well, no, he no. 230 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,160 It's not the. First try. 231 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,680 No, there was supposedly several times. 232 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Yeah, that's. Easy. 233 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,200 That was like, that was like the 13th mission that they did or 234 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,880 they finally landed on. Follow 13. 235 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,720 You know, the question is why would they? 236 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,920 And yeah, there's some things that don't quite make sense, 237 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,360 like the flag. The flag and the shadow don't 238 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,920 make sense. You know, I've, I've seen, I've 239 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:28,720 seen evidence both directions and I feel like it did happen. 240 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,200 But at the same time, there's some things that are really hard 241 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,680 to discount in the other direction. 242 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,040 We should. Be back and forth all the time. 243 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,560 I don't. Understand why? 244 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,880 And that's the thing. Why haven't we booted back yet? 245 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,880 Because we we more than have the technology we have there's it 246 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,640 just doesn't. Because the amount of resources 247 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,000 it takes and the only reason they did it was because the Cold 248 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,480 War fueled it. That's true and. 249 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,840 Why though? To me why? 250 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,880 Would we? That's a lot of, that's a lot of 251 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,480 bunk. It's literally just a one. 252 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,640 Literally just a one up Russia. It was a. 253 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,720 Urine, it was, it was urination contest, That's all. 254 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,720 It was What? It was a contest. 255 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,040 Yeah. Just to see, you know, that's 256 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,480 all it was. That's all the whole Cold War 257 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,680 really was, I don't think. You could spend millions of 258 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,640 dollars for a penis measuring contest. 259 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,160 I'm sorry, I don't. Believe it. 260 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,800 And I think NASA is a money laundering scheme. 261 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,720 Have you? Not paid attention to how? 262 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,760 Well, yeah, the 100% on that. But have you not paid attention 263 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,680 to how prideful people can be? I mean, the lengths that 264 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,320 somebody will go to prove that they're right. 265 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,760 Now that that part I definitely believe. 266 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,040 And as you said, money laundering and that's being 267 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,960 shown now should have been shown a lot of. 268 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,360 Years. What NASA is doing, I think it's 269 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:46,480 billions of dollars, yeah. Joey, do you, do you not believe 270 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:50,320 that we landed a like a couple of Rovers on Mars? 271 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,400 Do you think that's faked? I honestly. 272 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,040 Don't know. Because they're like, we get the 273 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,080 pictures back and people are like, this is Arizona. 274 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,840 Like why are we pretending like you can Google Maps? 275 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,560 Like overlay them and. Are you open to the possibility 276 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,400 that those people are legit trolling? 277 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,800 I'm. Open to anything. 278 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,360 Honestly I don't know, I'm not smart. 279 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,600 I haven't looked into it, but to me it just seems weird. 280 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,320 So from the limited research that I've done because it's not 281 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:19,920 a big deal for me right now at this point, I think I think what 282 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:23,280 happened was we landed there and we found something that freaked 283 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,800 us out could be didn't know how to handle it. 284 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,040 And because there's been a lot of reports from you're talking. 285 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,000 Noon. And on the moon or around the 286 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,840 moon? Yeah, Yeah. 287 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,680 I don't know. It could be there because it 288 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,040 doesn't. It doesn't take that much, you 289 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,920 know, we launch, we launch satellites into into orbit and 290 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,720 we had the space station up there for, you know, a couple 291 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,160 decades there's. All this stuff like with we 292 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,240 could we. Could have made it back to the 293 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,760 moon the. ISS though and like how they're 294 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,160 faking the zero GI. Mean it could be there's. 295 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,920 Like instances where they're like supposed to have something 296 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:03,280 floating and then like it just drops like they they forgot to 297 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,240 suspend it. And like he, he's holding like a 298 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:09,000 deck of cards and just drops like a sack of potatoes. 299 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,760 It's like an error in the in the studio. 300 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,600 And then other times where they're doing space walks, you 301 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,520 can see bubbles. They're filming it underwater 302 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,640 green screen to make it look like outer space. 303 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,000 That's the that's the consensus. Another time you could 304 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,760 supposedly see a family buzzing around on the in the space walk. 305 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,040 So that's NASA faking stuff in order to get millions of dollars 306 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,600 probably. That's probably all it is. 307 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,840 But what are they doing with it? Well. 308 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,240 What are they all the money they've been stealing from the 309 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:42,040 American people all those years? Not to get ultra political, 310 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,880 because no. Let's do it. 311 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,920 Let's get. Ultra political. 312 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,360 What are we? Doing all this, all this money, 313 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,960 I'll get it, man. I'm just a little, I'm just a 314 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,760 little little man doing my little things. 315 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,160 Same. And I, I've had a question. 316 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,960 I've had, yes, you are. I've had a question for you guys 317 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,240 I've been wanting to ask and I'm curious. 318 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,560 I really don't know. I think this will be divisive. 319 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,600 This is unrelated to the past topics. 320 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,800 OK, when you. Stand and pee. 321 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,480 Do you use the fly or do you go over the top? 322 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,360 I've done both. Oh. 323 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,720 It it depends on the situation. Yeah, both. 324 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,480 What generally. Generally through the flag. 325 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,760 I'm not talking at your home. Not. 326 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,800 Peeing in public, I go to a bathroom. 327 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,560 Public bathroom, do you? When you're peeing on people in 328 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,840 public, do you? Are you asking if we unbutton 329 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,120 and zip down our pants to pee? Yes. 330 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,280 Or do we go over? Top of the waistband? 331 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,760 Or do you go through the fly and through the little hole in the 332 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,360 underwear? Through the fly, yeah. 333 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,640 That's what it's intended for. That's. 334 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,600 I feel like nobody uses it, that's what. 335 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,480 That's all I that's generally what I do. 336 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,000 That's, that's the main mode. That's what. 337 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,360 I do no. There have been so like, we have 338 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,680 a beer. Well, what if you're? 339 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,520 Wearing underwear that doesn't have the little pee hole, then, 340 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,920 well then you have to. Yeah, then you have to go over 341 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,040 the top. That's what I was going to say. 342 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,560 I have. A pair of I don't underwear. 343 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,040 I don't like those in general. Both. 344 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,760 So I have. I have armor, Under Armour, cold 345 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,680 gear. Yeah, they. 346 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,240 Don't have the fly, right? Yeah, they don't. 347 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,319 Have a fly so. You have to. 348 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,880 I don't like those. I I. 349 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,280 Don't like doing them. I much prefer to just go through 350 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:30,040 the fly because it's wow. I'm not trying to get too 351 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,080 graphic, but ergonomical. There's. 352 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,680 Less pressure keeping things back. 353 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,640 Oh, I do. I I pull everything down, Like 354 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,400 down all the way to your ankles. Yes. 355 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,400 I've seen that. I've seen that in public. 356 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,800 I've. Seen that at my when I was in 357 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,320 4th grade. I've seen that, yeah. 358 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,560 Well, that's the 4th grade's a little different. 359 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,560 Yeah. There was a special Ed. 360 00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,240 Kid and whenever he went to the bathroom, he pulled his pants 361 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:04,280 all the way down and then so you like walk in he was just like 362 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,200 look at you his his top teeth are like over his bottom lip 363 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,320 and. Then Oh no book tooth. 364 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:15,200 And then he would just at you like a like a no, and you're 365 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,840 just like an alpha. 1-2 special needs, not them. 366 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,800 Yeah. Yeah, he's too you. 367 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,560 Gotta watch their. You gotta watch their bite. 368 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,960 It is. Intimidating if you have to pee 369 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,280 next to him. But no, in All in all 370 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,480 seriousness, I just. Pull down my. 371 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,520 Waistband and I, I guess I'll just go over the top. 372 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,960 I I rarely ever use the fly really, you know, whatever's. 373 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,440 More comfortable for you. I mean, as long as you don't 374 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,400 dribble pee down your leg, you know you're good. 375 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,880 I do that anyway, so yeah, well. Yeah, it happens. 376 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,000 Man. I I always when I get older. 377 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,360 I thought I was the only one. No, there was a guy. 378 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,640 There was a guy out where I work. 379 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,080 He's not there anymore. His nickname was F Man because 380 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,760 he was constantly screaming the F word. 381 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,000 But when he would go to the bathroom, he would He didn't 382 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,120 care. He walked in drawers, went all 383 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,760 the way to the ground and the. 5. 384 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,880 There in business business yeah like a 5 year old and we joked 385 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,320 we joked for years that one of these days we were going to walk 386 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,240 in when we knew he went in there and we were going to yell 387 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:19,520 cleaning and they were all they were mostly female crew and so 388 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,640 we. We thought. 389 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:26,400 Our hypothesis was he would go F and he would go to to to bend 390 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,680 over to pick his pants up real fast, and then he would hit his 391 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:34,000 head on the urinal and then fall back and knock himself out with 392 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,160 his pants down to his ankles. We never did it because we're 393 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,400 we're not that mean. But you know, the kill you. 394 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,760 I really wanted to know if it would work. 395 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,800 So did Lenny, I think. I think it was Lenny's idea, in 396 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:49,680 fact. Staying on the same subject, 397 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,480 what is your guys's like Go to phrase? 398 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:59,760 If you're doing your business on the toilet, taking a poopy and 399 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:05,120 like someone whoopies, whether you're in like a public stall or 400 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,560 like whatever, what's your go to phrase if someone knocks on the 401 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:15,600 door? Oopsie, poopsie, I go ahead. 402 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,640 That's a good, that's a good question, honestly, because a 403 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,600 lot of the times I many years of my life, I didn't know what to 404 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,520 say. Now I just say taken like. 405 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,560 I just say in here, those are. Those are. 406 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,320 That's funny. And you can say anything, you 407 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,320 know, honestly, at that point, they just want to make sure that 408 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,720 there's a breathing human being in there. 409 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,920 I would imagine, yeah. And sometimes I'll cough when 410 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,720 somebody walks in so that they know, oh, that's a. 411 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,160 Good idea or just a? Little sniff. 412 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,640 Just something. So at my work this happened a 413 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,600 month ago. I think I talked about this a a 414 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,480 little bit but I don't know how it happened. 415 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,040 But a month ago, two time it happened two times in two weeks. 416 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,840 So one week it happened and then the next week this happened. 417 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,320 I'm in there, I'm doing my business. 418 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,000 Like literally one of them. The first time I wasn't even in 419 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,600 there for like 2 minutes and I don't know how it happened. 420 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,880 I locked the door. I always do the thing where I 421 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,200 lock it. No. 422 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:16,000 Then I try to turn it and then I jiggle it to make sure that it's 423 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,880 shut. Yeah. 424 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:21,080 Then I go and do my business without even knocking. 425 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,480 A trucker just like saw that the door was closed. 426 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,880 I felt that the door handle was locked. 427 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:32,040 And then I don't know how he did it, but he just, he drags 428 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,120 something into the lock. Cuz it's just one of those where 429 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,640 it's like a hole and you just put something through in it and 430 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,840 he just goes right in and I'm like, I'm in here like really 431 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,200 loud. I'm like trying to like cover 432 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,760 myself. And he like looked at me and 433 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,360 he's like, oh, sorry, as I'm walked out. 434 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,920 You broke. Into the bathroom. 435 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:53,080 Yeah, I felt. There was like no and I probably 436 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,000 Jimmy this real. Quick it probably. 437 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,480 Started a fight you know, but then you just look at him and go 438 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:02,680 baby. OK so that happened and then 439 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,800 literally the next week and go between your life. 440 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:11,200 I only poop on company time. Every dollar I make a dime. 441 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,960 That's why I poop on company time. 442 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,280 Yeah, exactly. I get it. 443 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,800 I get it. I used to be a model I'm in. 444 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,320 There, I shut the door and because of the like last week, I 445 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:27,040 am extra extra, you know, vigilant pants. 446 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,680 Pants up to your knees. You got to. 447 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,080 Watch out for those truckers, man. 448 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,400 I'm just no offense, but there's some strange ones, so. 449 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,240 I. So I locked the door and I did 450 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,600 the thing again where I jiggled it like a little bit of extra 451 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,600 time just to be sure. And then, you know, pull down 452 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,920 the door. It's locked. 453 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,960 It traced the door. Cool. 454 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:51,760 And I go and I plant myself. I booty cheeks out. 455 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,600 Yeah, booty cheeks out. I I miss. 456 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,960 So I have to readjust myself. Oh, Dang, no kidding. 457 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,440 So someone comes in or not comes in. 458 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,080 He someone jiggles on the floor and knocks on him. 459 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,160 I say I'm in here. There's someone in here. 460 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,000 Yeah. And then I hear them walk away. 461 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,240 And not even a minute later, I hear someone walking towards the 462 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,120 bathroom again. And then the what you call it, 463 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,760 the doorknob starts jiggling again. 464 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:27,480 And then I hear I'm like, huh? And then someone will, someone 465 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,000 will. No, it was my plant. 466 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,040 It was not my plant house manager, but he was, he was one 467 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,480 of the, he was one of the managers. 468 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,200 He like slowly. Looks in he's like. 469 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,080 Hey. And. 470 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,440 Then he like I make eye contact with him and just and then he 471 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,760 just shuts the door. I'm like, are you? 472 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,800 I am. I'm pooping I. 473 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,240 Verbatim, I was like, are you effing serious? 474 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,880 I know, Yeah. I don't blame you, man, You 475 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,440 know? You know what? 476 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,560 You don't look now. Guys, but I'm taking a dunk. 477 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,640 I do. Look, I should just leave the 478 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,000 door unlocked. You're coming in anyway. 479 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,720 But you're. Just in there, let. 480 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,280 Me. See, I'm. 481 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,240 Going to say the way you fix this is just take the door off 482 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,200 the hinges and just poop with everybody being able to watch. 483 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,640 Leave the door open. Prop the door open so everyone 484 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:17,000 can see. You just making it easy for 485 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:21,160 everybody sitting. On that toilet, reverse elbows 486 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,160 on the tank you have like. A you have. 487 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,000 Like a bowl of cereal on the tanks or you're eating. 488 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,120 Yeah. Putting it in while you're 489 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:34,000 taking it out one. Ankle Oh that that reminds me of 490 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,080 like a mean that I saw. I was like, how do you sit on 491 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,880 the toilet? And it was just like all these 492 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,360 like different but. What I. 493 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,400 Do is I actually call squat? I do squatty potty where my feet 494 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:52,240 are on the the seat of the toilet seat and I just meet on 495 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,440 the seat. You call that the goblin they. 496 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,680 Call that the well, no wonder everybody's trying to come in to 497 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,000 find out if you're there. They can't see your feet, are 498 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,360 you? Serious. 499 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,920 The thing is, it's not like a, it's not like a stall. 500 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,040 It's literally a bathroom with a locked door and. 501 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:16,400 Oh, OK, are people. Breaking into the last bathroom. 502 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,720 I don't know after you say you're weird is that like the 503 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,480 trucker had the decency to apologize to me? 504 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,120 You know mid action The other guy just like looked and then 505 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,720 like he hasn't like said like 2 words to me since jeez. 506 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,840 You gotta. See, I I Yeah, you. 507 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,680 Your reaction was appropriate, I think. 508 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,160 But I mean, mine also would have been angry. 509 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,120 What are you doing? Yeah. 510 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,440 The. Door. 511 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,800 The door is locked. You can't. 512 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,400 You can't lock it from the outside. 513 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,360 It's one of those doors where you can't like preemptively lock 514 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,080 it and then shut it. It will push the lock back in 515 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,600 when you shut it. OK. 516 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,200 Yeah, some. Some people are just weird. 517 00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,680 I mean, there's just no two ways about. 518 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:04,640 It I just don't understand and like all like 90% of like the. 519 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:09,800 Employees. 90% of the employees that like saw it, they came up 520 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,080 to me like dude, you should like go to like HR or something like 521 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,720 that 'cause that's like messed up. 522 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,320 Somebody was on Derek. Yeah, 'cause twice. 523 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,840 Twice, Jimmy. Deadlock and yeah. 524 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,720 Exactly. They just they just Jimmy the 525 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,360 lock. They they. 526 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,280 Didn't at least you? Haven't found the camera that I 527 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,360 put in there yet though, so I. Found it. 528 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,080 I'm just acting like I didn't find. 529 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,680 It he's. He's playing in college with it. 530 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,280 Ronnie, sit down. Yeah. 531 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,280 Well. An eye makes contact with it. 532 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,440 Yeah. One of his, we could say. 533 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,680 That the dark side of the moon looks at you. 534 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:54,920 Whoa. He's turtling again. 535 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,840 I want to ask Danny and Alex because they just joined. 536 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,720 I have a feeling for one of you. Do you guys use the fly when you 537 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,120 pee in public? No. 538 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,640 Go fly I. Knew it. 539 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,120 The fly of your underwear and pants do. 540 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,440 You do you. Swim through the pond. 541 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,880 Yeah, you just. Go right, you just pop it right 542 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,280 over the waistband, No. I use the fly of my pants. 543 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,760 Denny's face and it's very disgusted. 544 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,280 I pulled. My pants all the way down to my 545 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,400 ankles. Okay, okay. 546 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,680 Why? Travelers it I take. 547 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:30,840 My tie off when I go pee. Not my my tie. 548 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,600 Tie shirtless. I have I have to go to. 549 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,840 The drop, so that way you can sling it over the shoulder and 550 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,320 around the neck and then it's just at the perfect angle, guys. 551 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,840 I hope you're talking about the tie. 552 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,800 Want to go? Pee My pants go all the way to 553 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,280 the ground. That's. 554 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:55,080 What Joey said. Above your shirt. 555 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,160 Underneath your chin. No. 556 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,800 No, you. Then he turns. 557 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,960 Around then he turns around and just teeth in the floor doesn't 558 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:09,000 look like no. So teeth against the floor, 559 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,160 yeah. No, your shirt, your shirt goes 560 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,160 over your head, but but just around the back of your neck so 561 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,200 that that holds it up. Well, no, not like that. 562 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,600 Dang boy, you're sexy. Looks like Spring. 563 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,120 Break the Daisy. Dude looks. 564 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:27,000 Like Spring? The tie in the shirt. 565 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:32,120 Hey, yeah, I I have a fancy move where I remove my pants entirely 566 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,240 and I tuck between my legs. I turn around so I'm peeing 567 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:43,640 behind me. And I get. 568 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,160 To see who? Then I get. 569 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,480 To see who's walking behind me because I'm squatting with it, 570 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,160 yeah. Mine's not long enough to tuck. 571 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,640 Well. Yeah, because here's the thing, 572 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,720 Alex. If you're, if you're swimming 573 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,520 the pond, right? If you're if you're threading 574 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,680 the needle, I like. It if you get. 575 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,240 Attacked from behind now. Now you just walk. 576 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,880 Around Oh no, it snaps in No, that's. 577 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,160 Fine, It snaps out. Yeah. 578 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,680 Bro, I'm killing my dad with my penis out. 579 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,800 You're not ready for it. I'll be. 580 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,320 I'll be I will be peeing all over that dude as I'm going 581 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,000 animalistic 100. Percent. 582 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,720 I'm gonna turn. I'm with Alex peeing on. 583 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,240 Him. Boom. 584 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,160 I'm with Alex. I'm like, have some dysentery 585 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:31,280 buddy. I'm just worried about getting a 586 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,960 little bit of piddle on my pants. 587 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,160 Yeah, if I'm wearing it's. Rare that I do. 588 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:41,160 Every once in a while I do. It will. 589 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,120 It will. Here's a question. 590 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,760 I think that could happen. I. 591 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,000 Splash myself in the sink so it makes it look like I can't wash 592 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,440 my hands properly. I. 593 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,520 Take them off and then I hang them on the doorknob so they 594 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:56,200 know these are I am in the bathroom. 595 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,960 Something's happening in. Here. 596 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,720 Something is happening you don't want. 597 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,520 To come in. Or maybe you do the. 598 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,880 Bathroom. Then I gently fold them and lay 599 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,040 them on the sink. So I put my. 600 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,760 Turk tip on top. We. 601 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,480 All know, we all know. I go commando every day so 602 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,040 there's no underwear to have to worry about, just my pants. 603 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,760 That's dangerous when you're when you thread the needle with 604 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,200 a zipper. Yeah, they were. 605 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,960 I don't actually go commando man. 606 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,680 I never zipped. I'm sorry. 607 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,600 I've never zipped my penis up in my pants. 608 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,600 I never had I. Don't know my peanuts. 609 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,560 Hold on, here's the questions. I have to. 610 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,920 Physically. Put it back in my shorts. 611 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,440 That's part of the process. I finished peeing. 612 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,960 I shake two or three times. I have to push it back in and 613 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,960 then I zip. It's going. 614 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,560 To happen someday. It'll happen. 615 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,800 It'll happen, then you're going to. 616 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,480 Think of us. Yeah, you will. 617 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,000 No, no, it will happen one. Time I actually was going 618 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:04,080 commando and I had a metal zipper and so the hook part of 619 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:09,280 the zipper got caught on my caught on my junk like in it 620 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,960 hooked me. I was just like, I didn't zip or 621 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:18,040 anything, but it got caught and I was just like, oh, not good. 622 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,840 Not almost the. Same as zippering it. 623 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,640 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I've never actually 624 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,760 zipped it. Yeah. 625 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,840 No, Dang it. What were you gonna ask there? 626 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,160 Yeah. Are you guys sigmas and you guys 627 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,160 can stop yourself from peeing midstream? 628 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,840 Yes, I. Can see. 629 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,080 How it hurts. They say not to do that. 630 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,200 I don't I. Don't know what to say? 631 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:37,840 You know what? A Sigma. 632 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,960 Is. What it just means I. 633 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,880 Have control of my urethra, yeah. 634 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,640 Yeah, same. I can do that too. 635 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,560 They say that's. Bad for your kidneys, I I. 636 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,000 Can't do. It Yeah, there's little boys. 637 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,120 Who can't do that? Say that it's Kegels. 638 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,840 It it means you can control things. 639 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,480 There are other. Ways to work your kegels 640 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,440 actually. Bad. 641 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,640 So it it that. That's why I can't do it because 642 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,080 I do the. I do the wet towel right? 643 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,600 He bans with me. You drape a wet towel over it. 644 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,120 You have to be aroused, let's say, and you drape a wet towel 645 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,200 over it. And you do and you do pull ups 646 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,440 with it. Need to lift the towel and then 647 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,920 it falls and you lift that. No weak. 648 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,040 Stuff. I have a 45 LB dumbbell. 649 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:25,880 That's the secret, Joe. Yeah, but yeah, because I'm 650 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,880 there comes a day where trust me, enough trust. 651 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:34,000 Me, it's no secret. 'Cause I do, I do actual pull 652 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:39,200 ups but then I take a chain and I tie it to a £50 around your. 653 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,000 Junk. Yeah, it's called belted pull 654 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:44,800 ups. Yeah, yeah. 655 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,080 No, it's called lengthening. Lengthening exercises. 656 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,400 That's. Joking, so there's. 657 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,360 A guy that did that extreme. Joking. 658 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,200 There's a guy that did that and his his now hangs down past his 659 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,880 knees but it's literally just the skin it's not his actual 660 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,200 penis. So he all he did was make his 661 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,240 penis in usual in a. Foreskin, yeah. 662 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,240 Essentially, it stretched his skin out. 663 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,320 Yeah. It's, it's still the same amount 664 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,240 of of penile matter. Glove. 665 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. An oversized glove? 666 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,880 Yeah. The. 667 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,160 Good. The good news is like you 668 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,880 probably could like sling it over your shoulder and around 669 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,080 the neck and and go to the bathroom that way, but. 670 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:35,720 No, it's like a 90s fire hose, Yeah. 671 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,720 Yeah. He's going to have. 672 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,760 A Prince Albert just to keep the skin at Bay. 673 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,920 A. Prince. 674 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,800 Oh geez, I probably don't want to. 675 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,920 Know. Yeah, yeah. 676 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,400 Thank you. He's got to have a a Jacob's 677 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,680 Ladder just to keep his pants on. 678 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,120 Just. To keep his pants. 679 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,320 On they just they just hook in all the way up. 680 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,400 Good luck. You just use it as a light, as a 681 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,960 belt. Yeah, A. 682 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,040 Belt. Technical question how does my 683 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,640 microphone sound guys like a. Microphone. 684 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,400 Yeah, it sounds. Fine, OK, I got a new pair of 685 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,840 headphones so. It's better than last week's Bad 686 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,960 boys. Heck yeah. 687 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,320 What's gonna do with? All that junk inside my trunk 688 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,120 so. Now that everybody's here, I 689 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,199 wanted to let everybody know. I don't know if it's a big deal 690 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:26,600 or not, but Timmy, no, definitely never. 691 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,719 That could never, ever be possible. 692 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,560 No, Maybe. No, I will say never, because 693 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,320 poop. Not after this, boys. 694 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,840 Just going on. I was going. 695 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,000 To say you can say never all you want, I was. 696 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,159 I was still saying. It's you'll want it, the weather 697 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,159 used to be it or not. No, it's. 698 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,400 It's only gay if you like it. So anyway, once you. 699 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,080 Have some of this pygmy Sunda man. 700 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,120 There's no. Well, I mean, you're getting 701 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,880 abused. I mean, that's just, you know, 702 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,480 Alex, that's just all there is to it. 703 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,600 It's not. Abuse if I enjoy it. 704 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,160 OK, well, that's true. I got a similar that's. 705 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,800 Similar to my account, my statement. 706 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:10,760 Yeah, see there it is. You have to openly like it. 707 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,680 Otherwise, it's it's kind of a Gray area, right? 708 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,240 Smiling and actively appreciating it. 709 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,160 Vocal. I'm not gay, but this isn't bad. 710 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,080 I'm not. Gay, but this isn't bad. 711 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,640 What are you? Saying Bob. 712 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,440 That's OK. No, you're fine. 713 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,720 No, no, no, no worries at all. So Timmy has had a a headache. 714 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,680 Our our youngest boy has had a headache for the last two weeks 715 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:37,680 and I did not realize originally that it had not gone away and 716 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,800 took him to the chiropractor because he was having an issue 717 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,640 with his neck. So I figured that's what it was, 718 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,120 got his neck adjusted well and he still has the headache and 719 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,160 today his hearing is dissipating. 720 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,280 So we'll be taking further steps that. 721 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,960 That exact thing happened to me. That exact thing happened to me 722 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,800 after football season with. Those. 723 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,200 But you got hit though, right? It was more like wear and tear 724 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,840 on my lower spine because because I had a pinched nerve 725 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,760 down there. Really. 726 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,560 Did it affect your taste? Because his taste has been 727 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,840 affected, he he said. Food, a lot of food tastes like 728 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,400 sulfur. What? 729 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,400 Yeah. That's bizarre. 730 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,360 That's no, it could be from pressure on his cranium. 731 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:26,360 So he did have a thing when he was when he first moved here. 732 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,640 So he would have been 54. He was, he was 6, I think six or 733 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,720 seven. He lost his, what do you call 734 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,000 it? Your memory. 735 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,520 Your, your minute to minute memory, short term, short term. 736 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,840 He he lost his short term memory for a while and we took him to, 737 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:51,320 I was worried about meningitis. We took him to the hospital and 738 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,680 it was just a weird sinus infection. 739 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,160 So weird. It could be, it could just be a 740 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,400 sinus infection. It could be something worse. 741 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,200 So I'd be trying to figure out. So just to let you guys know 742 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,280 that you, you know, pray and think about him and whatnot, But 743 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,000 yeah, that's. Bizarre. 744 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,800 Yeah, and the hearing thing just started today hearing and he 745 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,400 said water is he said most, most water tastes sweet to him. 746 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,600 He had an alkaline, he had an alkaline water that he said 747 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,760 tastes normal. Everything else has a sweet 748 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,040 taste to it. When he drinks water that. 749 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,760 Sounds like it could be a sinus thing. 750 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,200 I'm. Hoping so I'm I'm hoping it's 751 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,680 just another one of those big sinus. 752 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,440 It could. It could block up your ear. 753 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,120 You know the the. Taste and the ear thing makes it 754 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,880 sound sinus and yeah it does it. Kind of does the head. 755 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,760 The headache gets all on one side, so he could just have 756 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,600 something persistent like blockage. 757 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,320 Like on one side, yeah. I'm hoping so. 758 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,080 That's what it's. I'm hoping it's something. 759 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,800 Yeah, I hope so. Just. 760 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,440 Have him eat a a horseradish. Right. 761 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,440 No doubt. You take up like some jalapeno 762 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,560 and some bell Peppers. You throw him. 763 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,600 You throw him in a pan. Nope, Right. 764 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,400 Nope, Nope. And Nope. 765 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,960 Start cooking it right. And then you throw spines in 766 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,520 there and you stand over it while you're cooking. 767 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,320 You stick it on the beepers. Yeah. 768 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,560 And you keep. Throwing eggs and some beef or 769 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,960 whatever, cook it all up and then eat it. 770 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,240 You'll be cleared. Yeah, Oh, some. 771 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,480 Harissa. You want some harissa? 772 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,800 Some Tunisian pepper paste? Well, I. 773 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,160 Have never heard of Harissa. Yeah, it's pretty good. 774 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,600 What kind? Of did he describe his headache? 775 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,720 Is it like it's? On the top and he says so it's a 776 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,680 it's a pressure related because he can feel like his pulse 777 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,680 through the heads. That sounds either, so it's. 778 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,000 Like a migraine. My migraines are usually like 779 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000 behind your eyes and they yeah, those are what I get. 780 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,920 I. Guess you're right. 781 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,800 They usually are behind those usually are behind vascular. 782 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:53,000 Are usually like once concentrated on one side and I 783 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,280 think hypertensive spans all the way from like forehead to like 784 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,520 the back of your head, yeah. I the way he's described it, 785 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,640 it's all, it's all been real work. 786 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,720 It's. Because I've been diagnosed and 787 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,000 they, they, they, I've had to get this figured out so I can 788 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,520 explain what kind of like headaches that I have to my 789 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,640 doctors. Yeah, so you can get that 790 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,480 medical weed then? No, not in Iowa. 791 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,160 Oh yeah. Not you don't even have medical 792 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,560 license you can get no. I No, I don't think so, no. 793 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,200 It is so illegal here. Yeah, it's like. 794 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,600 Cocaine it it'll. Probably it probably. 795 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,960 I'm sure it'll be legal eventually. 796 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,360 Our governor is not seeking re election at least. 797 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,440 With a recreational license that's pretty much everywhere, 798 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,320 you can at least have it. Or not in recreational medical 799 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,080 license. Oh yeah. 800 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,080 Medical. Yeah, yeah. 801 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,360 If you have a medical license, that's pretty much everywhere. 802 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,760 So I'm surprised, yeah. There's some states that are 803 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,520 holding out against it. It's illegal all the way around. 804 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,440 It's. Weird. 805 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:54,000 Iowa does allow it, but if your medical license comes from a a 806 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,200 doctor out of state. So you go out of state to meet 807 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,720 with this doctor and they give you a. 808 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,200 Medical. Marijuana license because that's 809 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,120 what it was offered to my mom for like. 810 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,240 Like chemo, like painkiller type stuff. 811 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,960 Weird. So if you're caught with it, 812 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,160 then it's like I have a license but it's not. 813 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,720 You have a license? It's from this state, yeah. 814 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:17,400 But they they do, they do allow that, yeah. 815 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,800 You can probably only have so much like 5g or less. 816 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,600 It's. Something like that, I don't 817 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,880 exactly remember, but you just can't get a medical license in 818 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,920 Iowa. Strange, that is. 819 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,600 Weird. Speaking of. 820 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,560 Licenses. I'm very close to getting my 821 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,400 concealed carry. Awesome, good job buddy. 822 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,840 I had a. Nice. 823 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,080 And a hunting license. I had a friend. 824 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,920 I need to do that. I had a friend. 825 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,640 Hunting license show. His shut up show his pistols to 826 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:50,680 me to like so I can get a feel of like how I want my gun and 827 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,600 there was really two that like stuck out to me and that was 828 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:59,480 like his like little 9 mil 1911 because of like this size and 829 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:03,760 the shape kind of formed in my hand really well or his nine mil 830 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,080 Cannock that he had I've. Heard a lot of good about 831 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,720 Cannock, they're fairly new on the scene. 832 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,200 They come. They. 833 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,560 Come, they come with a lot. I think it's my, I think it's 834 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,120 Turkish. It is. 835 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,800 Turkish yeah they they come with like a lot of like aftermarket 836 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,480 like they do and stuff yeah I. I in fact, the, the guy, the 837 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,920 buddy I work with Matt, he just got a Cannock and he he really 838 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,560 likes it. Yeah, I I thought Turks Turkish 839 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,120 guns were gimmicky at 1st and I have a Turkish shotgun and and 840 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,360 they seem to really be putting out some pretty good quality 841 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,680 firearms. I can show you. 842 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,600 Mine if you want. I'd have to go get it though if 843 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,040 you. Want so I'm going to go to he 844 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,080 also had ACZ. That's his personal care. 845 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,560 Oh yeah. CZ those are good ones. 846 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,920 I carry a Diamondback. OK, which? 847 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,640 Is it's an AR brand, but when the federal government talked 848 00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,440 about banning ARS, they started switching up to pistols. 849 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,120 So they make A380 and a 9mm sled action. 850 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,840 And then they also make a now they make one called a 851 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:13,760 Sidewinder, which is a 22 revolver, both magnum and both 852 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,440 magnum. And what's it called? 853 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,440 A long rifle that you can switch out the cylinder and they hold 854 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,520 nine shots. That'll probably be my next gun 855 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,360 by yeah. So I'll be going to Story City 856 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:30,080 sometime this week to go and look at some stuff and get some 857 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,120 prices. I really want to look at this 858 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,360 Ruger security though. There's a nine mil one that they 859 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,240 have, so I'll probably go and look at that. 860 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,360 Ruger's good. Joey Ruger is solid Joey. 861 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,840 I suggest anything Ruger, Joey. Joey. 862 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,200 Yeah, What up, baby? Open up. 863 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,360 This. This is the governor. 864 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,720 The judge? Nope, This is the governor. 865 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,120 This is the Smith and Wesson version. 866 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:58,000 Oh, the Smith and Wesson. I can't see you, by the way, 867 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,680 Joey and Bob. But oh dude, the. 868 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,560 Governor is like my P to get it. Is the Smith. 869 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,520 And Wesson version is better than the judge it is. 870 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:11,040 It definitely is. So it will shoot 45 auto also. 871 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,080 But it's the big thing I like about it is you don't even feel 872 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,160 like you're like I've shot 410 through it. 873 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,760 It, it doesn't even feel like you're shooting anything heavier 874 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,560 than a 45 at all. You don't throw any recoil. 875 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,760 Yeah, it's it's an amazing gun. That's the that's the gun I 876 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,240 always take with us when we go camping. 877 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,600 That's not a good carry weapon. By the way, no. 878 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,720 It's big that very. Well that thing is big and 879 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,960 bulky. However, I've carried my full 880 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,000 size 45 before just under a winter coat. 881 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:41,960 Yeah. It's not. 882 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,760 A good carry unless you're Phoenix. 883 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,440 And how so? There's another option I also 884 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,480 have. Pardon. 885 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,120 Me. That's OK. 886 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,320 Well. I also have a a backpack that is 887 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,280 armor. OK. 888 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,440 One of the Kevlar backpacks. I know. 889 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,840 No, it's not Kevlar and you grabbed it. 890 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,280 It's 3A. We licking our guns over here. 891 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:10,080 That one that was one that was the one that was was in Zombies 892 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,480 at Work was the was the backpack. 893 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,920 Yeah, no, it's it's a schedule 3A. 894 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,240 It's it's the steel, steel plates. 895 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,800 Your your loadout is on your chest. 896 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,480 So when you flip the the armor out, what you and I've got a 897 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,120 full size weapon in there also. That's another way to carry 898 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:32,400 that's. So good. 899 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,720 I missed it all. This is my. 900 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:39,200 Taurus MG2. It kind of made it look like a 901 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,760 Glock, almost. Very square. 902 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,040 A lot of. People really like it. 903 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,000 Super. Super comfortable. 904 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,440 This is like, I don't know if you can see it, I can't see you. 905 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,480 At all. It's like grip. 906 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,880 Tape almost. So it's like that's really 907 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,680 grippy. It's got like a groove where you 908 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,000 put your finger. Yeah, it's. 909 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,520 Got good stippling, yeah? Stippling Stippy grip Mr. 910 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,600 Master, I think you need to restart exploit or something. 911 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,080 Oh yeah. It's just failed. 912 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,440 Really the only thing is that the rail on here, if you plan to 913 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:13,120 add stuff, is super short. So I had to get this compact 914 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,320 laser. It's the only thing that fits. 915 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,880 There you go. I changed that problem. 916 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:23,200 I had to be a red sight. I like a good. 917 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,680 Laser. Yeah, take a look. 918 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,240 At take a look at my profile picture. 919 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,440 I like a green laser. That's great, Danny. 920 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:31,640 That's awesome. The Devil. 921 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,400 Yes. What's? 922 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,440 Your profile picture. Like in this gun. 923 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:39,960 Gun. See. 924 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,240 I got AI, got a green laser, See. 925 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,840 Yeah. For me to get one of those would 926 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,480 have been super expensive. I had to get this compact one, 927 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,720 and the red was the only thing that I could get feasibly. 928 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,240 The rail's so short, it's kind of bogus. 929 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,040 You've got a Really. Small, you've got a nice. 930 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,680 You've got a really small rail, small rail. 931 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,400 It's. So small. 932 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,120 It's tiny. It is so small it's. 933 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,560 The smallest thing The case is pretty nice. 934 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,200 You know what? You know, it's pretty funny 935 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:19,640 though, because most new newer nerf guns have picatinnies. 936 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,240 Yeah, so my Picatinny. Leave a penny. 937 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,640 My son and I were having a nerf battle and so I was I was holed 938 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,040 up in my room with with my nerf gun and everything else and he. 939 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,120 Was he? Was trying to break in and then 940 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,160 roles reversed so then he ran upstairs to his room and I had 941 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,600 to break in so I. Nice, I put. 942 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:46,680 On the flashlight and laser turn on this I just hit the hit the 943 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,800 breaker for the whole house. So all the light. 944 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,000 Nice. It was like. 5:30 in February 945 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,560 so. You are, you are my son. 946 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,200 That's that's all I'm going to say. 947 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,680 You're definitely my son. And I hit the laser and all I 948 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,720 hear is, Dad, what happened to the lights? 949 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:07,640 What happened to the lights? What's that? 950 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:12,960 What's that? Look at me. 951 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,560 Winning. Yeah, that's not fair. 952 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,880 That's not fair. I want that You got to get. 953 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,640 You got to get grown first, son. Now, now you know what's going 954 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,720 to happen. He's going to be talking to you 955 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,160 about this when he's 20, something bitter and angry 956 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:33,560 because he kind of like when some dummy throws himself down 957 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,360 the stairs and makes you think that he died. 958 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,400 Yeah. But then you like answer April 959 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,400 1st. It's not my fault that I tried 960 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,480 to make you a man.