1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 You're listeners send your prayers as we head into battle 2 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,640 with the devil. Main menu podcast presents Chasm 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:18,280 Inferno Will the Purdue survive TuneIn and find out. 4 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:35,910 Welcome. Welcome everyone back to the 5 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:39,150 Menu podcast featuring Swords will be we're back at it again 6 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:43,040 with some Chasm Infernos. He said it. 7 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,120 He said it. I messed it up so. 8 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:50,080 It's better than cousins on fire. 9 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,800 What? About cousins incest. 10 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,040 I like that one too. All right, but go ahead and take 11 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,360 her away, Mr. Master Chief Cheddar. 12 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:12,400 Recording log #6816-A dash beta, beta beta. 13 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:17,200 This is Darren Barker again. I recorded earlier today on the 14 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,160 three subjects that are inside the algorithm working with Emily 15 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,880 to find a way to win Derek's influence on the machine. 16 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:27,040 This was about four hours ago. The subject today that I was 17 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,120 going to talk about is Subject 1227. 18 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:34,840 My associate Walter previously made a log about her when she 19 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,640 was assimilated but isn't around at the moment, so I am doing 20 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,800 this in his stead. Subject 1227 is a female of 21 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:46,440 Caucasian descent standing at about 5-4 and roughly 140 lbs. 22 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,360 A distinct feature she has is her blue hair. 23 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,080 I will read off her rap sheet, but I am not as extensive as 24 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,320 Roger has. All right, what do we have here? 25 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,240 Subject 1227 was a previous cosmetic surgeon from Trenton, 26 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,920 NJ. She got a fiance named Jordan 27 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,840 and was set to marry in July of 2022. 28 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:13,640 In May of 2022, however, pending lawsuits of medical malpractice 29 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:17,000 and patient caused her career to come to a crashing halt. 30 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:23,920 On September of, Subject 1227 was sentenced to 30 to 50 years 31 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,480 for criminal neglect and eight counts of first degree 32 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,680 manslaughter after some damning evidence appeared. 33 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,360 All of her victims were male who were in surgery for a sex 34 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:41,400 transition and she. I'll let you fill in the blanks. 35 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,880 Today marks a tragic day as subject 1227 has passed away 36 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,360 while in the algorithm. I do not know what happened but 37 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,840 her vitals flat lined about 15 minutes ago. 38 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:59,000 Usual protocol calls for the medical team to to wait. 39 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:12,290 What the cheesy guy? A little recap. 40 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:18,090 You guys made it to Ark, and we're surprised to see that the 41 00:03:18,650 --> 00:03:22,210 the Ark had people in it, but they were under. 42 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:26,650 Yeah, there was a homeless man in the in the guard tower and 43 00:03:26,650 --> 00:03:31,560 you guys helped fight off a horde, an impending horror, 44 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,840 which was really impressive that you guys dealt with it and 45 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,880 rolled really good. I rolled Monty. 46 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:44,240 Sadly, we weren't able to get to a point where I wanted to end 47 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,880 off. We were a little bit off but it 48 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,280 was already running so late anyway, so I'm going to I 49 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,520 expedited one thing and that's it. 50 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,880 So you guys are recovering. Everyone fill, refill your your 51 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,400 stamina bars and what have you. Health. 52 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,840 No, no health. You guys didn't rest. 53 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,240 This is literally right when the battle ends. 54 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,760 I want the rest. Huh. 55 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,520 I want the rest. I sleep here in Bush. 56 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,360 OK, well, you're going to have to wait a bit. 57 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,320 OK, just kidding. I see what will happen. 58 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,320 I go to night Mike, give him hey, kiss on cheek. 59 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,560 Oh, and walk past without the single word. 60 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:28,520 Oh, OK. As you walk away, as you walk 61 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,600 away, he kind of looks at you confused and like the devil worm 62 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,360 that's infecting them, kind of pokes his head out of his ear 63 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:37,080 and it kind of looks sad too, but he crawls back in. 64 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,760 I forgot about that whole condition. 65 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,960 We did have sexual intercourse so I hope I didn't catch Worm. 66 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,840 So once the battle ends, you guys are recovering a little 67 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,360 bit. You guys hear a weird crack of 68 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:56,800 noise, kind of like a. That's just my choice. 69 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:03,600 It's, it sounds, it kind of sounds like like a whip lashes 70 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,560 like far off into the distance. Is that my dad? 71 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:13,440 You can hear the the noise coming past it or from it, the 72 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,760 echo. You can hear another noise, but 73 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:24,640 it's coming closer and closer, and now you hear it and a a man 74 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,640 with white dust flying off of him passes by. 75 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:35,320 He's very pale. And then from the direct, so he 76 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:40,880 ran from north to South and he drops, he drops a card for 77 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,520 everyone should they choose to pick it. 78 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:51,400 But it, it is, I gotta find it. It is the Z&D energy drink. 79 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,240 What? Yeah, I'm on it. 80 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:59,040 Made those real nuts. It gets plus one movement +4 81 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,560 stamina, but it it takes away 1 accuracy and one acid 82 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:07,920 resistance. Oh I've got PTSDPTSD on acid 83 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,640 man. I I I I can't. 84 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:14,320 No, no, I'm good. -1 accuracy minus. 85 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,760 One acid, acid resistance and what does it give you? 86 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,160 Plus one movement and plus 4 stamina. 87 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,040 I don't do stamina that much. OK. 88 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,440 You know what? I can't take it. 89 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,640 I'm thirsty. Give it to me. 90 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,440 Yeah, it's probably good for you. 91 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,680 That's a big. No, from father. 92 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,440 Love it's. Worse than alcohols? 93 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:44,560 I use my stamina too much. Let me go through and day Mike. 94 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,600 You're the only one who took it. I don't know. 95 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,160 I got. I got it though. 96 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,680 From after that you guys are all kind of dumbfounded. 97 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:58,120 The from the South though, you see a weird looking man in his 98 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:02,920 underwear. He walks towards you guys and he 99 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:08,960 goes, yeah, what up, baby? Absolute booty. 100 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:15,920 He walks towards you guys and he says ha ha, look at my glut in 101 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:19,720 his belly. Here. 102 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:27,840 Have a have a jar of mayonnaise, bunch of mayonnaise and he gives 103 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:33,440 a a full jar of mayonnaise. Just regular craft olive oil 104 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:39,600 mayonnaise to Svetlana. Yeah, I think one of those, 105 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,960 yeah. I've I've never been more 106 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,360 attracted to another man in my entire life. 107 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:48,400 I I only have the one. And then he rips ass again, all 108 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,400 right. And then he starts walking away. 109 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,240 Wait, where are you going? And he does back. 110 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,920 Oh. Today I got. 111 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,960 Dang, good on some on some bloody chicken. 112 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,440 From the You guys hear him in the distance go Yeah, what up, 113 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:16,280 baby? Listen to this one. 114 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,400 OK. Now that all of that's done. 115 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,960 The mayonnaise do. I don't know. 116 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,160 I don't know. You don't know. 117 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:33,039 Just jar of mayonnaise, just it doesn't go on any inventory. 118 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,400 Just keep in mind that you have it. 119 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:43,200 OK, I use jar. Of mayonnaise night Mike starts 120 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,480 making his way 'cause they see a lot of people hurt. 121 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:52,640 All of the inhabitants of Fort Ark are rushing around getting 122 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:58,040 the wounded to the various tents, medical tents. 123 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:04,400 And you hear one of them yell out guys, Doc is hurt, get her 124 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:11,320 to the chiefs tent Now and then you see a familiar woman being 125 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:18,080 carted by two guys to this big tent over here to get work done. 126 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:23,280 And if you guys know, it's Doc. I have injuries and she pretty 127 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,920 girl. I go and check. 128 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,480 OK. I will see if they need. 129 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,160 I will see if they need assistance. 130 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,560 Yeah, I'm kind of curious where Svetlana's going. 131 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:36,120 I'm good with my hands, except. For my first side is something 132 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:43,120 where my George is skipping it. Let's see where are. 133 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,600 Where is it at? There it is, the door. 134 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,160 We'll move everyone inside the door. 135 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,760 They close the doors behind you guys. 136 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:57,840 People are carting other injured people to medic tents outside 137 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,120 the tent, the commander's tent of what looks like the 138 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,320 commander's tent. It's a big one. 139 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:08,920 You guys hear a a man from down South. 140 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,000 He runs over to the big tent towards you guys and he goes 141 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,000 jeez, I just lost it OK, I found it. 142 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:21,760 If you hear a distressed man and he goes hi ya doc, my love what 143 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,560 happened? You should have been towards the 144 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,400 bunker with the rest and he runs into the tent. 145 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:32,520 We'll get rid of him for now. And the two scientists or the 146 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:37,520 two people that carted dock into the the big tent kind of plays 147 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,840 guard from you guys and they don't allow any the command, 148 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,080 what looks like the commander set not allow anyone in. 149 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,320 And then after 20 minutes he reemerges. 150 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,480 Oh, Danny's typing. OK, we'll just go on without him 151 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,640 then. So the commander, or what looks 152 00:10:55,640 --> 00:11:00,400 like to be the commander, wears a round Blizzard brown leather 153 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,680 jacket with a pair of aviators. He looks up at the party with 154 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:07,080 gratitude, but a hint of another emotion that the party can't 155 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:10,520 quite pin down. You guys can roll a perception 156 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,840 check if you guys want. Nope, neither of those passed. 157 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,600 So you guys don't know what he you. 158 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,800 You guys don't know the hidden emotion that he what? 159 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,560 Let me catch it, let me kick it. Let me cook. 160 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,760 See a team brother. Doesn't pass. 161 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:32,400 Man. He walks up to to use Svetlana 162 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,760 and Day Mike and he says ha, thank you guys. 163 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,720 If you guys haven't showed up, I feel the worst. 164 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,280 My name is Commander James McLeod. 165 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,360 What do you? Are you a lady to Duncan McLeod? 166 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,320 Jim, is it you? Who, Jim? 167 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,040 Who McLeod. Jim McLeod. 168 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,000 I I never go by Jim, I always go by James. 169 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,560 You did in high school. No, I didn't. 170 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,800 Where are you from? I thought, I thought you did the 171 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,720 West side. West side of what? 172 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,360 Yeah. Oh well, I went to high school 173 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,640 in Arkansas. Oh yeah, I mean, I was like 10 174 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,960 minutes down the road from there. 175 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,960 From Arkansas. Yeah. 176 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,520 The the entire state or like. Well, I mean, you know, I mean, 177 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,440 yeah, I really just have abandonment issues and I just 178 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,720 want to connect with somebody. Sorry. 179 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,160 I don't. I don't know you dude. 180 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:30,160 I'm sorry. See, that's the part today I'll. 181 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,200 Just I'll just go over here. I'm sorry. 182 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:38,800 I I don't know who you are, but you seem like a cool guy. 183 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,440 Really. Obviously. 184 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,120 Well, obviously you guys are all capable killing machines. 185 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,680 You know, I mean, sometimes, yeah, pretty, pretty decent. 186 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,840 But thanks. I appreciate that. 187 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,640 Svetlana here is pretty awesome. He's a little better than me. 188 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,960 Really, the commander kind of looks at you, Svetlana, and he 189 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:02,800 kind of pushes his aviators down more down the bridge of his 190 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,360 nose, and he kind of looks at you with his green eyes. 191 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:11,880 Hot. I know you are white hot hot. 192 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,760 I knew your wife. Did you? 193 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,960 Yes, I know who you are. I don't know what happened to. 194 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,400 I do not know what happened to her. 195 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,160 Well, I'm not married quite yet. I was engaged at one point. 196 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,280 She's a husband. I don't know. 197 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,560 She was looking for you. No, it was girl in kimono. 198 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:33,360 She was heel slot. Kimono, do you wait? 199 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,600 Do you mean hair? Yeah. 200 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:36,760 So. So name. 201 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,200 Yes, Christian. She's alive. 202 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,080 I mean, I don't know. I haven't seen her. 203 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,920 She probably did. I don't know. 204 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,640 We wake up one day. She not there. 205 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:49,000 Oh, maybe she left the simulation. 206 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,120 Well, I got AI got a favor to ask you guys. 207 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,360 OK. Since you guys are capable of 208 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,160 killing machines, would it be too much to ask if you guys go 209 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:02,720 to that nest that the ridden keeps spawning from and go in 210 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,920 and destroy it? Wait a minute. 211 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:10,240 I go to Dismissed. I'm old and I'm tired and I did 212 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,040 too much swimming last episode. What do I get? 213 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:16,440 Yeah. What's? 214 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,240 That for us. You guys will get some cool 215 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,840 things. You got any chicken? 216 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:25,200 OK, I'm in. What I need is some extra 217 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,720 strength pico Bismol. My stomach and diarrhea have 218 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,400 been uncontrollably. I know how hard it is to find. 219 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,720 The best that I can do is give you some Alka seltzer. 220 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,720 Don't come at me with the a word. 221 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:45,400 You you alka seltzer hole. I need to pay bill. 222 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,680 Oh, you know where I can find some paper? 223 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,880 I'll do the mission for you. But you know where I can find 224 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,640 some paper? I could. 225 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:55,520 I could use some paper. There might be some in the in 226 00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:00,080 something in the supply tent which is down at the 227 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:04,120 southeastern part of the Fort. Goop, goop. 228 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,240 I mean busting jobs. I'll do the mission for you. 229 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,160 I don't. Oh. 230 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,400 OK, You got any Taco meat? Maybe. 231 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,800 Yeah. You guys asked for some really 232 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,720 weird stuff. I mean, I just really like 233 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,760 something. I don't have to have any. 234 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,160 Just really like something. I mean, it's like. 235 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,920 Technically we haven't eaten in a few days. 236 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,880 I wouldn't mind Taco at this time. 237 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,360 We have, yeah. OK. 238 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,800 Well, if you guys help me with this, we can, we can definitely 239 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,840 give you some supplies so that you guys can eat and do 240 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,040 whatever. Yeah, OK. 241 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,040 That's fair. Taco meat. 242 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,080 All right, I'm in. I'm in. 243 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,520 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, OK. 244 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,200 I'm in BBQ cheese puffs. The jokes are my favorite. 245 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,840 I can make my own Taco meat I guess. 246 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,200 You also like your BBQ cheese plus those are my favorite. 247 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,000 Oh yeah, I'll bring some back next time too. 248 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:52,960 Barbecue what? That sounds good. 249 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,280 Cheese puffs? That sounds amazing. 250 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,520 And my favorite that tastes really good with a chase with a 251 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:02,960 Pepto chaser, but. As we know. 252 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,680 This is not so good on the bowels. 253 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,320 Like, yeah. My dad never let me have 254 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,640 anything like that. We'll get you some brother. 255 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,000 If I get I'll share mine with you. 256 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,600 OK, What you do is you open a bag and you pour the Taco meat 257 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,120 in and the cheese and you shake them up and then you eat them 258 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,600 like that and then you douse getting picked out. 259 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,600 It's the best. Oh really? 260 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,920 You're really speaking my language there, old man. 261 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,120 I Something happened in my belly. 262 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:32,520 I call it a specialty shake. Oh, sounds like it'd fill you up 263 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,680 and empty out all at the same time and then fill you back up 264 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,800 again. Sounds like a. 265 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:41,640 Song. So the, the, the nest is Far 266 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,240 East. It's about like a kilometer and 267 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,440 1/2 that way. All right, It would be much 268 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,880 appreciated if you guys took that out for us because they 269 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,760 just been they just been we we stopped them and then they come 270 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,760 back with more and we can't handle it every. 271 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,880 Time. Every time we get out, they pull 272 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,680 us back in. Is that what you're telling me? 273 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,160 I don't know what you mean by that. 274 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:07,680 It's a reference to an old movie called Godfather 3. 275 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,079 It's not very good, but it's a reference after. 276 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:15,640 Huh guys, you guys are talking Eddie walks around and he 277 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:22,520 collects supplies for a food, a food buffet and go to food. 278 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:27,640 Well, hold on. He he's been overhearing, he's 279 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:31,360 he overheard the conversation and he started gathering 280 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:35,120 supplies to cook something. So guys, if by the time do you 281 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,840 guys get back, it should be good to go? 282 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:42,160 You bet you buddy. All right, and I have the 283 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,840 supplies to make meatloaf now. Are you kidding me? 284 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,280 I am not. I am nothing but Shariish. 285 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,720 I love you. I love you too, buddy. 286 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,520 Jeffrey loves you too. I promised that wouldn't cry. 287 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,000 OK. Hey. 288 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:04,200 Hey, Doc, whoever you are. Oh, me. 289 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,960 Yeah. Yeah, the guy that asked us to 290 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,120 go E for him and then destroy the nest and stir up all the 291 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,680 birds. Yeah, show why am I talking like 292 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,880 Eddie? I am Commander James McLeod. 293 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,760 Yeah, yeah. McLeod, Jim. 294 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,560 Jimmy, Yeah. Army, James. 295 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,880 Yeah, James. Sorry, James. 296 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah, you got getting like bandages or anything like that 297 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,720 because like I'm kind of hurting yet. 298 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,880 Anything you can do to maybe help me heal a little bit 299 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:41,000 because like like a third down? He kind of, he kind of Pats his, 300 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,160 his, his, like all around him. Like, he's like, looking for his 301 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:51,360 keys and he reaches behind him and it's really weird that he 302 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,720 has it on the back of his waistband. 303 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,080 He just has a spare bandage. Oh, man. 304 00:18:55,440 --> 00:19:01,560 It's a worn bandage. So you'll get 2D6, I believe. 305 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,800 Oh, man. Yeah. 306 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:08,480 So you get 11, you get 11 back. Thanks, man. 307 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,320 I I really appreciate that, that that helps. 308 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,240 Like that's not everything, but that helps a lot. 309 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,200 I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. 310 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,120 Can we can we search around here? 311 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,280 Yeah. Is there any random things to 312 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,040 search for? If you want. 313 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,040 I do want. As you as you guys are 314 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:32,560 discussing, you guys noticed before that Sergey and his 315 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,520 soldier were gone. I completely forgot to do this. 316 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:42,240 They they were gone. I and Sergey and he comes back 317 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,240 alone. For gay Oh man, it's so good to 318 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,200 see you. He's bloody, he's bloody, he's 319 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,480 beaten, he's tired, he's limping. 320 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,920 Oh man, you OK? No, I lost my last soldier but 321 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:59,600 that, but that Pi that nest is no longer a problem. 322 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,000 What was the one we were going to take care of? 323 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,880 I was going to take care of that. 324 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:09,640 But while I was in there and you notice he's carrying someone on 325 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:17,000 his back, I found this, I found this one in there and he comes 326 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,800 he Konzini puts her. She looks like she's in a 327 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,720 comatose state. From what you guys can, from 328 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:29,680 what Sergei has told you guys, Crystal was like essentially 329 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,840 webbed to a wall inside the nest. 330 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:39,200 It looks like the IT looked like she was being being prepared to 331 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:43,640 be used as like material to make new devil worm as like a 332 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,360 breeding thing. Oh, man, I'm I'm gonna, I'm 333 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,080 gonna get more. Time for you to come back. 334 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,600 I'm I'm gonna give her my painkillers. 335 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,880 She's in a comatose. Did she Aww? 336 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,520 Does she like being in there? There's signs of lovemaking 337 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,480 hickeys. I don't know. 338 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,000 And he puts her in a tent. What is he? 339 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,880 Pink handcuffs. I just curious. 340 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,040 Yeah, I so I. Sergey comes over to this tent 341 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,160 and he also collapses inside. OK, I was trying to give 342 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,240 somebody my painkillers. I'll tag him. 343 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,800 Either Crystal or Sergey I'll. Take them, you need them. 344 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,440 It's Sergey. It's not Sergey. 345 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,160 Yeah, that's what I said, Sergey. 346 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,480 OK. Sergey, you guys are putting too 347 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,960 much emphasis on the Sir, OK, Sir. 348 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,600 Gay. He looks like he's about to 349 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,440 argue some more, but then he. OK. 350 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,840 I'm sorry, Sergey. He passes out from exhaustion 351 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:42,040 and he starts honking. You say he was Haktuan. 352 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:49,520 You guys can see you. Well, you can't see, but you can 353 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,560 definitely tell from behind the 8 commanders aviators that his 354 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:57,040 eyebrows like raise up as you can see his forehead wrinkle. 355 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,000 He looks like he's in like complete shock. 356 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,960 Crystal. Is that really her? 357 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,600 Yeah, that was her. Yeah. 358 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,760 Why he? Rush. 359 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:12,120 He rushes into the tent and then all the party members. 360 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,520 You guys can see a blue neon sign pop up. 361 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,360 What it say? It reads out, who really 362 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,800 benefits from mercy? I want to give her my 363 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,560 painkillers. Good question. 364 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,560 You can't. She's unconscious. 365 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:30,920 Then I'll, then I. Would argue would make it easier 366 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,440 to give her, say, painkillers if she's unconscious. 367 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,560 Well, for whatever reason, you can't doc. 368 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:42,960 Doc comes back, come backs out, I put her on the wrong way. 369 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:48,000 She walks over to the tent and starts working on Crystal. 370 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:53,640 James comes out as Doc kind of shoot her out or shoot him out, 371 00:22:55,200 --> 00:23:02,280 and he starts explaining that he used to be Crystal's fiance, as 372 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,880 you guys probably heard me say earlier. 373 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,600 What? Yeah, They got separated after 374 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,960 being, you know, they were attacked by a horde and they got 375 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,160 split up. They were. 376 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:19,760 Attacked by a whore A. Horde a lot of them with. 377 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,920 AD Yeah, Horde. I heard that one. 378 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,840 And he presumed that she was dead after he could not find her 379 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,760 for two years. Yeah. 380 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,480 That long? Yeah, you guys have lived full 381 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:39,240 lives. I'm only like 35. 382 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:48,760 You look much older than that. Emily pops up, she looks at you 383 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,400 day Mike, and she goes say Mike, our records show that you're in 384 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,480 your late 40s. What? 385 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,000 Yeah. You're main. 386 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:02,480 Year old, like 36 or 37 or something, you're super. 387 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,080 Old Holy crap. It says here you are 47. 388 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,200 What? Good old good Mike. 389 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,200 I mean, they're trying to explain some things. 390 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,720 And if I and get paperwork dude how how old is she I. 391 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,320 I'm sorry. How old did that paperwork tell 392 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,040 you that I. Unknown. 393 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,160 You're an anomaly to me. What does that mean? 394 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,160 It means that I don't. Know and am I it? 395 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,920 Means that I do. Not know am I not right here in 396 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,400 front of you? It means you're a sea, an enemy. 397 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:42,360 I'm an enemy, Yeah. Your name is Nemo. 398 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,600 Well, it's good you found me then, I guess. 399 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,680 As you guys are talking amongst yourself, after a few minutes 400 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:56,400 Doc comes back out and explains that Crystal is in a comatose 401 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:04,560 state and she calls Commander James dear while she explains it 402 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,960 as well. I want everyone to roll A1D20 403 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,880 for me. Take take me doc. 404 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,440 Take me instead. Don't let it be her. 405 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,760 OK. You guys don't. 406 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,480 You guys don't think anything. About it? 407 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,960 No. I don't care. 408 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,840 Oh well, Oh well. James speaks. 409 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,600 Commander James kind of looks distraught and he looks up to 410 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,480 you guys and he goes. We don't have the necessary 411 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,560 supplies to keep her alive in that state for more than a 412 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,320 couple weeks. And then he pulls out a pistol, 413 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,720 looks at it and he says that he I will put her out of her 414 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,960 misery. And then he starts walking 415 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,160 towards the tent where Crystal is. 416 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:52,080 OK, oh, is there another way? No, Remember what the neon sign 417 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,040 said, guys. Waffle House. 418 00:25:55,560 --> 00:26:03,840 I'm hitting the gun. That's for them hitting the gun. 419 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,200 There's always room here for the lonely. 420 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:19,760 Start your broken heart. Oh that's funny, I rolled GM20 421 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,120 for James and he rolled a Nat 20. 422 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,000 I don't believe. Just like it's under screenshot. 423 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,440 It's only a paper moon hanging over a cardboard sheet. 424 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:36,240 So they Mike, you run up and you try to knock the the gun out of 425 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:43,760 his hand and he kind of senses and hit his hand, but he holds 426 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,240 on to the gun and then he whoops around and points it at you. 427 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,200 Don't don't hurt her, just take me instead. 428 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:54,840 Why you are you? Are more valuable than she is 429 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,000 right now. I stand in front of Day Mike. 430 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,200 I don't know why it just, you shouldn't just kill somebody 431 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,040 just because they're sick and they she might get better like. 432 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,360 She is a waste of resources. She's resilient. 433 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,480 You, you people are more than worth more than resources. 434 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,720 It's not merciful just to kill people because they're not. 435 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,680 There's not enough resources. But these resources could be 436 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,600 used to help other people. It sounds like you want to. 437 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,080 Siphoning her. Sounds like you want to bang 438 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,680 other chicks, so you want to. You want her to die? 439 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,120 No, that's not it at all. I still love Crystal, but we 440 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,800 have. We have to do something. 441 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,040 This is the more. What can I do to help? 442 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,600 The problem? What can I do to help? 443 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,160 What do you need? I'm trying. 444 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,320 Do you want to put her down? No resources. 445 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,800 What do you need? What can I go do? 446 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,280 Yeah, sure, I'll put her down. Yeah, go find what? 447 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:53,640 I'll put her down. But your father love. 448 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,920 Yeah, I love her so much that I don't want her to suffer. 449 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,520 What if we could make her better? 450 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,920 Well, although if all the what else in the world could get 451 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,000 together, maybe we could get out of the matrix. 452 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,880 But we can't know this is real. How can we get her? 453 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,440 How can we ask what she want? Yeah. 454 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,600 We don't know you. Take her faith into your own 455 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,040 hands. All right, I am my MP5. 456 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:24,480 I have fired my MP5. What my give up? 457 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,000 I'm just helping my give up. I'm just helping. 458 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,920 I thought I was murder hobo. No, you're nobody's murder hobo. 459 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,040 I'm helping her. I'm doing the merciful thing. 460 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,040 He's got point. Avoid heal. 461 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,400 I still. Avoid heal. 462 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,680 Lady would try to kill. Step in front of it. 463 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:59,760 Take the healing. Because I'm supposed to go take 464 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,720 care of this nest. But wait, no, I guess there's 465 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,200 not a nest now. I don't know. 466 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,320 I'm freaking. Lost I'm. 467 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,360 Just trying to help, OK? I just want to shoot something 468 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,600 and I shoot a bird in the distance. 469 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,200 Blacked out you can see a. Pigeon flying by and then you 470 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,400 hear a big boom of a 50 Cal and the pigeon just explodes. 471 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,960 Blacked out like half a minute OK and I really don't know 472 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,880 what's going on. So a woman. 473 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,800 That was getting molested by spider webs and so I'm trying to 474 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,760 help her because she's in a comatose state, we can't take 475 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,120 care of her. OK. 476 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,480 Those resources could go to somebody that helps. 477 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:43,640 OK, after so father love, you pull out your MP5 and you have 478 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,920 nothing but pure and honest intentions. 479 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:53,480 It's like when a cowboy has to put down their horse because it 480 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,640 broke its leg and. I won't do this. 481 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,000 You, you don't want to do this, but it's something that you have 482 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:04,520 to feel like and you aim your MP5 at Crystal's comatose body 483 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:12,200 and you pull the trigger and the heart rate on our monitor goes 484 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:31,920 flat line. As everyone looks around the day 485 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:36,040 Mike you're tearing up because you knew her Svetlana you're 486 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,040 trying to hold back tears Father love, you are just. 487 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,480 You have a solemn expression on your face as you do it's. 488 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:50,600 All right. And the neon sign turns to 489 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:59,280 colour, yellow turns yellow, and everyone receives this card. 490 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,520 And I don't care if you don't want it, this is a mandatory 491 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,680 thing. And what card am I getting? 492 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:11,040 The Bloody ties card effect everyone gets plus 10 damage, 493 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,080 but every time you guys make an attack roll you lose a 1D8 494 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,520 health. I feel like super. 495 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,080 I feel like Superman in the 1980s movie. 496 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,600 All these powers and I can't do anything with them. 497 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,800 I'm really. Confused but OK. 498 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,400 All right. Well, that's my bad. 499 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,800 I'm sorry guys. I'm being helpful for. 500 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,720 Everybody. Murdering no one after that had 501 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,400 my. Dad, OK, I am dressed going to 502 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:46,760 add plus 10 to everyone's like damaging moves, but by next week 503 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:51,400 I will have I will have every single macro automatically roll 504 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,080 the health loss for you as well. Nice. 505 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,480 Actually I could do that right now. 506 00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,200 It's actually easy enough. So give me like 5 minutes. 507 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:06,400 I'm sorry, I mean. I no, I'm really confused, but I 508 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,840 mean, to be fair, that's not really hard to do I. 509 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,680 Know I thought I was being helpful and doing the thing that 510 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,440 nobody wanted to do. I thought I was obeying the neon 511 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,200 sign. I wasn't. 512 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,440 Maybe you were. I don't. 513 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,240 Well, now we get punished. For it, I'm used to that. 514 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,080 I like that first damage it. Turned yellow, so you guys don't 515 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,280 exactly know if you guys are being punished. 516 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,920 I mean, my grandpa used to punish me all the time for stuff 517 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,480 that I didn't do, so it's fine. He would punish you in a not so 518 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,920 good way. I mean, is any punishment good? 519 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,800 It's all about perception. Yeah, kind of. 520 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,840 I'm not gay, no. No, no, no, I don't think you're 521 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,840 gay. No, thank God. 522 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,760 Somebody finally, I mean. I think he gay. 523 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,480 Not I'm not. No, he said. 524 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,640 He's not gay. I still think. 525 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,320 Nobody ever believed me, Wait said. 526 00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,760 I did. Wait, can each one of you roll 527 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,720 your damaging macros to see if it worked or not? 528 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,080 Oh yeah. Damaging macro? 529 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,920 What do you mean? Roll your works for me. 530 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:14,600 OK, yeah, there's drive by. That's the one that I forgot. 531 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,920 OK, good. OK, it looks like it works. 532 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:23,760 Cool. Doc now ushers you guys over to 533 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,600 this. It looks like a command post 534 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,720 looking one. It seems like she knows what you 535 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,880 guys are looking for. Good, I don't. 536 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,160 I'm really really confused. I don't know. 537 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:37,760 I don't know. Wait a minute. 538 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,400 OK, so does everyone follow doc then? 539 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,040 Yeah, OK. Mean. 540 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,720 You mean James MacLeod? No, Doc. 541 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,240 Oh, so she leads you guys to the console room? 542 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,440 It's the same exact layout as all of the other ones. 543 00:33:53,720 --> 00:34:00,760 Emily interacts with it and she pops out of the constant she was 544 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:05,240 already out. You scared me. 545 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:10,800 I don't understand she she goes. I found a video log on the 546 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,719 console. Would you guys like to see it? 547 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,480 I. Don't know. 548 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,080 Yeah. Yeah, why not? 549 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,080 Is it the movie Stand By Me? It doesn't seem long enough. 550 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,280 Okay, I mean, I guess I just really like that movie. 551 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960 So she puts it and she like, projects it out onto one of the 552 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,840 walls. Is there any popcorn? 553 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,040 No. I will take it is a video log on 554 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,040 the console shows a lobby of some kind of high end building. 555 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,159 The outside looks dishevelled and an angry mob of people bang 556 00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:44,320 on the glass doors. Armed security remains armed 557 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,719 secure armed security people remain on the inside. 558 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,560 Eventually the doors give away and the people swarm the 559 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,480 building and chaos ensues. From what the player from right 560 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,440 you guys can pick out, there is an overweight person throwing up 561 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,840 blood after getting shot in the stomach, a built security guard 562 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,480 missing an arm beating on someone, a skinny guy dragging 563 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,240 another person away, and a woman just screaming in the corner, 564 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,960 and a man just trucking rocks at the security guards and then 565 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,280 after. Jeez. 566 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,640 After the dust settles, corpses lie in the lobby with a river of 567 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,040 blood flowing towards the door. After a little bit, everyone can 568 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,880 hear Derek screaming. Agony and loss. 569 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,800 I'm sorry, Derek. I saw we. 570 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,000 I'm going to give Derek a hug. It's not a here. 571 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:33,000 You give hug to yourself. Oh, oh, oh, give it like. 572 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,680 I put the Emily in USB drive and it doesn't work and then I flip 573 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,400 it around and it still don't work and then I flip it around 574 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,600 and then it works now. OK. 575 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,800 How many? Times that just happened. 576 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,320 I mean, that's right. That's true. 577 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,240 Just make it do USBC. So Doc approaches you guys here. 578 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,520 It might not be the best, but James wanted to fix you guys a 579 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,720 little and everyone go ahead and heal. 580 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,160 Let's put you back on this on this other one so you guys can 581 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,480 see everyone heals 2 D 10 + 5 good. 582 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,640 Boy over heal, that's 11 again. You would just be at full. 19 583 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,600 it's on. Full out I. 584 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,920 Wish it was, but I'm close. I give day Mike the rest of my. 585 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,840 I give him the rest of mine too. What? 586 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,440 Night Mike rolls a 21. Oh wow, that gets him straight 587 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,160 to full Cool 21 and you do something for me. 588 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,280 No Doc approach is still approaching you guys and says 589 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,240 now about that tape. I know that to be Derek's voice 590 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,200 if you guys haven't figured it out already. 591 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,800 We are in some kind of machine and Derek is the mastermind 592 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,920 behind it all, but something just doesn't sit right with me. 593 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,640 I don't know what it is, but whatever it comes to Derek. 594 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,600 It's like the machine messes with my memories every. 595 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,440 I remember being on the outside, but I don't remember what the 596 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,760 outside is, if that makes any sense. 597 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,280 I'm sorry, that is all I can. That's all I can tell you. 598 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,400 That's pretty much my life. I must stay behind and help 599 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,440 these people. And she wanders back towards the 600 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,400 tents. As you guys look at the giant 601 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,240 pillars of light that shine towards ivory, you can kind you 602 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:20,200 can definitely see now once the beam on arc hits the ivory 603 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:26,640 tower, the whole outside of that building lights up and it has 604 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,680 like an aura of light of white light surrounding it. 605 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,160 Meaning that it is now that you guys have now fully completed 606 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,680 shutting down the security and you guys must make your way to 607 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,480 the ivory gates. It's beautiful. 608 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,320 Are we going to heaven? Pretty much maybe. 609 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,720 I hope there are McDonald's there. 610 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,480 There's only Burger Kings in heaven, OK? 611 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,160 Everybody knows that. I'll take it. 612 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,880 So you guys, I like the so you guys sorry. 613 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:59,360 So you guys rest for the night and everyone gets plus one 614 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,800 accuracy because you guys had a really good night's sleep to 615 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:10,480 everything, and then everyone gets one free weapon upgrade. 616 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,640 What? Do you mean by weapon upgrade 617 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,320 like attachment or? Like like upgrading your weapon 618 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,200 to the next quality? Oh yeah. 619 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,600 No legendary weapons. For God or love you have, you 620 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,640 have that kunai. You have legendary own and I and 621 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,360 I completely forgot to make that into your sheet. 622 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,680 Forgot about. That so. 623 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:35,320 I got to find a better way to fix all these redundancies. 624 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,040 I'm not redundant, you're redundant. 625 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,520 No, all you can't prove it. Table talk. 626 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,040 You better cut this, Derek. No. 627 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,240 I'm going to, I'm going to keep that. 628 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,120 I'm not redundant. So you guys start heading 629 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,560 towards Ivory Gates. The road it. 630 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:58,040 It's kind of weird, but it it kind of seems like that it's 631 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,920 that there's like you, you notice it's a big circle, right? 632 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,680 If I pull up the map. So you guys just got done with 633 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:12,160 arc and you guys can you guys head your way over to ivory and 634 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,880 ivory gates is a giant circular structure that surrounds the 635 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,560 entire like a big. Wall. 636 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,040 That surrounds the entirety of ivory. 637 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,600 Yes. It's about like 18 feet high. 638 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:31,600 It's a pretty big wall. I can jump OK all of the all of 639 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,840 the the it's smooth. It looks like there's like no 640 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,120 creases in it. But Emily shows you the way to 641 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:53,160 the OK like she didn't OK. This way, yeah, Yeah. 642 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,200 I'm sorry, I scare easy. I'm sorry, Emily. 643 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,480 I'm really pretty and you intimidate me. 644 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:05,320 So with all the forts and personal challenges dealt with, 645 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,960 the only stop now is the facility that holds the gates to 646 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,960 Ivory. None of you guys have ever been 647 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,040 to Ivory, but you guys always see Hope Tower along the 648 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,280 horizon. It is a giant white tower shaped 649 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,680 like a twisted javelin, symbolizing that Hope can 650 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:25,760 overcome anything. The facility is right and this 651 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,760 is just a twisted javelin. Anyway, so you guys come across 652 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,920 this facility, it kind of looks like a kind of like an office 653 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,400 building there. You guys come across this office 654 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,640 building. It looks a little dilapidated, 655 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,480 and the foliage around it indicates that there hasn't been 656 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,960 much traffic through it. And the sky darkens and it 657 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,640 blends with the shadows that surround the place. 658 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:56,040 Emily speaks or pops up and says, yeah, what? 659 00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,800 I don't know. I don't know how to. 660 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,680 I don't, I don't know how to avoid this honestly. 661 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,720 I come out. Baby. 662 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,160 It's just. It's just me, just. 663 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,200 Swing right into me. I'm telling you because you're a 664 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,280 pretty girl and I don't know what to do. 665 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,240 But this place seat almost looks abandoned. 666 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,920 When was the last time someone was given access to ivory? 667 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,880 Or even left for that matter? But the control should be inside 668 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,840 from what you guys can also tell. 669 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,240 I don't have a picture for this so I'm doing my best that I can 670 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,440 to explain with words on what it looks like. 671 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,240 It is a small two-story building. 672 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:45,560 It's like, I want to say 90 feet wide and like maybe like 50 feet 673 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,520 in depth. The outside, there's like grass 674 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,680 and weeds growing through the cement. 675 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:58,320 And then behind the office, there's a giant lot of cement. 676 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,680 It looks like some kind of like maybe like parking spot or 677 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,000 something. Maybe that's what it was 678 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,240 intended to be used as. But either way, there's like a 679 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:11,440 giant football field of cement Page behind the building. 680 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,440 It doesn't say under Mifflin on the building, does it? 681 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,760 No. OK. 682 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:21,840 And it always says it's, it's, it looked like it was a lighted 683 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,720 sign or a sign that had lights on it. 684 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:28,160 And the, the V, it says welcome to Ivory. 685 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,240 But the V is kind of hanging off of like one point. 686 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,840 So the V is upside down, but then after the the big football, 687 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,000 football field size, a lot of cement, the that's where it 688 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,240 meets the wall. But the place does look kind of 689 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,960 rundown. I thought this place was 690 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,160 supposed to be bustling with people. 691 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,040 I I thought so too. There's supposed to be a lot of 692 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,800 people coming. In going from place surprise, 693 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,240 even you shouldn't you know I analysis. 694 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,080 I've just been thinking about it. 695 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,400 I don't understand why inery is in such a bad state. 696 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:08,560 Just the gates, the if no if this if it looks this abandoned, 697 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,840 it doesn't look like there's many people that even gone 698 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,760 through it. Ivory should be untouched. 699 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,160 Well, we won't know until we get inside, I guess. 700 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,200 Well, it's not ivory now, it's inery. 701 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,920 Maybe. Touching by the sign, I'm 702 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,400 getting quite ornery. Irony. 703 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:29,200 Plus I'm ovulating. Yeah, gross. 704 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,640 It's not my fault. I know, yeah. 705 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,880 So do you guys go inside then? Yeah, as well. 706 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:41,080 I am armed and ready. OK, so you guys enter there, the 707 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:45,200 door is unlocked. It's there's like that metal 708 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,880 screen door, like kind of like bug screen door. 709 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:53,040 You pull out and then it's just a regular handle door and you 710 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,320 guys enter and upon entering the facility, you guys are met with 711 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,600 a normal. It doesn't look dilapidated as 712 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:07,080 it did on the outside, but you guys find a a rather spacious 713 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:12,640 and orderly office area. Other than a couple of random 714 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,080 papers strewn about in a couple of toppled chairs, the place 715 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,200 seems intact. Hold on. 716 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:25,680 Emily slowly on silence, raises up from her desk. 717 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,960 I give her a kiss on the cheek. You kiss. 718 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,600 Nothing your face kind of like goes through her because she's 719 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,640 just light. Dang it kisses me instead, but I 720 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,600 recoil. And slap, you kissed Vetlana's 721 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:44,200 hand. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 722 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,240 Yeah. I was expecting way worse 723 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,880 conditions. Perhaps the lights still work? 724 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,960 With an important base like this, there's bound to be a 725 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,400 backup generator. Weird man with the pain 726 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,880 addiction. Could you be a deer and find the 727 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,080 lights? All right, I'll go find it. 728 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:02,000 Pain. Pain, addiction. 729 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,200 What? Yeah. 730 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,160 They might get. I shoot for the legs. 731 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,480 I shoot for my shells. Oozing pain or? 732 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:16,120 Baking pain. OK, the you find the what looks 733 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,400 like like an emergency like panel and you just flip the 734 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,640 lever up and the lights flicker on with a buzzing, buzzing 735 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,240 sound. Some of the lights flicker back 736 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:30,320 off but that's OK, there's still enough light for you guys to see 737 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,320 through. There is a main desk and the 738 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,320 hallway that leads to. How do you get this? 739 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,200 Picture of my office How'd you get this? 740 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,720 Picture of my office? The office I'm sitting in right 741 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,640 now. Creepy. 742 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:49,000 Is that is that like a near one-on-one to one like like 743 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,760 representation of your office or? 744 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,280 The the panel on the walls is pretty close with the wood pane 745 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,040 on. Like that 80s wood panel? 746 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,080 OK, pretty. It's pretty eerie. 747 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,240 I literally just typed in creepy looking office into Google and 748 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,440 this is what popped out to me. Yeah. 749 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:09,080 I mean, kind of. That's good, yeah. 750 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,000 There's a main desk. There's a main room with a desk 751 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,640 and a hallway that looks like it leads to a couple rooms. 752 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,640 Upon investigating, you guys find a bathroom and it's a 753 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,640 shovelled storage room. The dishevelled storage room has 754 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:28,400 papers all over and then there's the bathroom just across the 755 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,080 hallway from it. What would you guys like to? 756 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,240 Do I use the bathroom? Dang it. 757 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,520 OK, that's what I was going to do. 758 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,920 Hurry up. I need to go. 759 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,160 I should I should run for BBQ puffs and Pepto bismol? 760 00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,520 And I roll the. Sevens man as. 761 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,160 Well. OK, well, you didn't need to 762 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:52,640 search for the bathroom. I mean after bathroom I search. 763 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,360 Well, it's Fetlon as you enter the bathroom. 764 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,040 It is a small bathroom. It's just just enough for for 765 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,520 you to walk a few feet and then there's a toilet in the it's 766 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,280 like a it's weird. There's only one toilet, but 767 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:13,280 there's still a stall in it. No urinal and then a single sink 768 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:18,480 in the stall. You hear some chewing noises. 769 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,880 Acupado. I don't think you're supposed to 770 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,000 hear that in the bathroom. Who in there? 771 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:29,080 You hear no, you hear no response but the chomping. 772 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:34,200 I kick open the stall door. I don't have a picture for. 773 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:38,280 This, but I don't have a picture for this, but that's funny. 774 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:44,760 As you kick open the door, you see a a lone a lone common 775 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:50,040 ridden and he's and he has a disembodied leg in front of him 776 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,680 and he's just eating it. And when you kick open the door, 777 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,880 he has like a look at the prize and he like freezes. 778 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,480 And after the toilet come. I'm sorry. 779 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,680 Is the toilet's clean? The toilet's actually perfectly 780 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:07,080 clean, all sweet. There's no blood or grime on it. 781 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,960 Wonderful. I bash in rhythm skull with both 782 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:18,680 of rifle. You know what? 783 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,760 I'm just going to say you do it, but roll. 784 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:28,000 Roll up 1D8 for health loss when we, when we get back, I'll. 785 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,880 I'll keep track because you were at full. 786 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,320 So just -2 yeah. And. 787 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:38,440 Then I get cramped. Yeah, so you do, in a haste of 788 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:43,760 urgency, you take the butt of your Barrett and you just scroll 789 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:53,360 in the ridden and the leg drops out of it as he dies, obviously. 790 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:59,160 And you can see on the bottom of the shoe of the disembodied leg, 791 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,520 it's like it still had a shoe on it, says Property of Larry. 792 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,480 I like that tattoo. It's it's kind of weird. 793 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,680 So I'm assuming you just go to the bathroom then? 794 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:19,760 Yes, I have to pee and and #2 but I won't tell the boys that. 795 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,720 So as you're doing your business, everyone else kind of 796 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:27,920 looks around. There is that storage room that 797 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,600 has a whole bunch of papers on the ground. 798 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,800 Well, since I'm the only one that knows how to read, I'll go 799 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,880 inspect it, OK? I need that roll. 800 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:40,120 Roll a perception check so you have advantage, but we're going 801 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,000 to give you triple advantage Lib. 802 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:46,160 Anyone else want to help him? Sounds like no. 803 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,400 Sound. It'll sound like fat no. 804 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,960 I guess I will help when I'm done using bathroom. 805 00:49:54,400 --> 00:50:01,200 I'm OK, That's Svetlana and Caleb. 806 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,600 You both find this at the same time. 807 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,280 Svetlana like you hear. Svetlana from the bathroom, you 808 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,480 hear Father of Love kind of getting frustrated. 809 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,080 He's like throwing papers all around. 810 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:18,040 I can't find anything. Like all of it. 811 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:22,160 All of it looks like it's like like code and like just 812 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,960 gobbledygook. It's just random numbers and 813 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,640 letters is what most of the papers have. 814 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,720 But one of the papers that he's like just throwing behind him 815 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:32,680 and up in the air, like literally just laying safely 816 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,920 into your hands, and there's toilet paper on my shoe. 817 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:39,360 Yeah, I was just gonna say there's toilet paper on your 818 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:43,560 shoe. And you, from what you see, 819 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,200 there it is. You find a text log and. 820 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,720 What's it say it's? Kind of weird the hex log it 821 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:55,960 shows dates of people leaving and entering ivory. 822 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,880 The only problem is there's only three dates, December 2nd 2025, 823 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:07,000 December 3rd 2025 and April 27th 2029, which in your guys's time 824 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,160 is the day before. That's the video game. 825 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,160 So does it say in or out in the next of these dates? 826 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:18,120 It it this dot it it just says people passing through. 827 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,840 So it could be coming or going to ivory. 828 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,840 That's not precise enough. It's not Emily. 829 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,960 Emily, what do you make of this? I don't know. 830 00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,200 I'm not connected to ivory. You scare me. 831 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:34,000 You literally asked for my help. I didn't think you would reply 832 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,880 so fit so fast. All right. 833 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,040 Only 25 and then 2029. What happened in those four 834 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:44,200 years, I don't know. I don't know, the 2025 is when 835 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:49,080 literally those are one of those days is right after or it's a 836 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,960 year after the the Rapture war started. 837 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,760 Rapture wars. Yeah. 838 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,440 And then I don't know what the significance of April 27th is. 839 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:03,000 That's my birthday. He had his birthday 2 Svetlana. 840 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:10,160 He had a birthday. 2 Svetlana. OK, so you guys come back out 841 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,960 not really finding anything. Behind the main desk there is a 842 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,240 door. What do you guys do with that? 843 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,800 You want to enter? Won't leave it alone. 844 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,600 Kick open the door. It looks like there's really 845 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:23,960 nothing. You just kick open the door. 846 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,760 As you kick open the door, the doorknob slams against the wall 847 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:38,680 and a large echo reverberates, and you guys find a hallway that 848 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:43,080 looks like it's made of steel. Little red and green lights 849 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,840 blink. Staley from the steel hallway. 850 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:50,920 Staley. The the room blinks with red, 851 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:54,360 red and green lights, and there's a steel door at the 852 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,800 opposite side. How long is hallway? 853 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,360 I'm going to guess I'm just going to put a number out there. 854 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,600 It'll say 40 feet with the room at the end. 855 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,840 Well, nothing else through search here. 856 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,840 I say we go. It's a little odd. 857 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,400 This would be an office building. 858 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,240 Emily pops up and she's like, yeah, this is weird. 859 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,960 It, this isn't even on the schematics for the gates, the 860 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,280 building that I have. What do you guys do? 861 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,360 All right. Do you have your latest software 862 00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,440 up there? There's a lot you don't know. 863 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,640 There is a lot of stuff being hidden for me and I I don't know 864 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,320 why. I go down the. 865 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,320 I go down the hallway and open. OK. 866 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:45,760 So. It sounds like a it sounds like 867 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:54,440 a dying dirt bike. No, Yeah, pretty much the once 868 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,680 all once everyone is inside that end room, the door behind you 869 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,080 guys closes and a steel door will close will close behind you 870 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,160 as well. I'm sorry, I I said that 871 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,400 completely wrong. The door at the end of the 872 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,000 hallway will close and the and the steel door behind you will 873 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,280 close as well. Ceiling. 874 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:20,520 You guys in a robotic voice will come on and says and a mess. 875 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:27,240 That's my only weakness. A certain mist will fill the 876 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:28,960 room. It smells like lemon pledge. 877 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,960 And then after, after I'd say about 15 seconds, the voice 878 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:40,000 comes back on and it says keep. The television complete the 879 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,200 door. The door on the opposite side 880 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:49,280 will open and it leads into what looks like another office space. 881 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,560 OK. This office space feels kind of 882 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,160 weird. The lights offer a white noise 883 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,520 of buzzing and there's a faint smell of cigarettes. 884 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:04,720 The wallpaper looks like The wallpaper looks like a faded 885 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:07,720 yellow with a particular pattern on them. 886 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,200 The amount of rooms that you guys see is numerous. 887 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:15,080 Me over here and I forgot to put you guys on this map because I'm 888 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,680 a big stinky Doo Doo head. No, you're not. 889 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:22,560 Can anybody hear me now? You got a big dinky Doo, You 890 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,400 ain't got a big dinky Doo Doo head. 891 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,360 You're a big smelly Doo Doo head. 892 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,000 There's a difference. OK, just so you guys know, the 893 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,520 red lines are the ones that are actually the grid. 894 00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,360 The Gray ones are from the map underneath. 895 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,520 I had them. I I had them distinguished so 896 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,840 that better help you guys, but it looks it still looks 897 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:48,240 confusing so I'm sorry. All right, attach your wagon to 898 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:53,640 my motorized bunker. Let's see and the amount of 899 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,480 rooms looks numerous plate have you guys? 900 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,800 I'll have you guys roll a perception check. 901 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,000 And. We'll see that. 902 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:07,160 Protection button, yeah, OK. You have advantage Danny 8. 903 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:09,560 Danny. That's all the. 20. 904 00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:17,560 OK, OK, so day Mike, you were. You are looking at Emily's disk, 905 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,040 waiting for her to pop out and try to scream at her again, 906 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,840 thinking that she's going to like come out. 907 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,000 But as soon as you guys enter this office space, you notice 908 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,320 the lights on her disk turn off. Uh oh. 909 00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,200 I think a. Few times, a few times. 910 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,800 You got you got to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation. 911 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,560 Give me that disk. I stick it in my mouth and start 912 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,720 sucking on it. I smack it a few times and then 913 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,960 give it to Caleb. You got to blow on it. 914 00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,840 So you guys are trying to do percussive maintenance and just 915 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,480 actually, actually just slobbering. 916 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,440 On them out. Hologram. 917 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,880 I'm just giving her back to mouth. 918 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,800 Yeah. You bring a woman back to life. 919 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:14,840 You give it back to mouth. You guys find out, no matter 920 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,280 what you try, she is not turning back on. 921 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,960 She she is off. I've never been known. 922 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,520 Turn a woman on anyway, so nothing new to me. 923 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,200 I don't love you're supposed to be a full health. 924 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,640 Why did that not save? I don't know, emotional damage, 925 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,360 probably. I guess. 926 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:37,680 I'm damaged. Emotional damage. 927 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,760 Emotional damage. OK, Yeah, you got that. 928 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,800 Yeah, same here. I yeah, he's. 929 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,000 Supposed to be a point out too. So what do you guys do? 930 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,880 Probably cry. OK, Emily, I'm. 931 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,840 I'm sorry that you always scared me. 932 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,080 I. Didn't know what your name was 933 00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,440 today. She can't hear you. 934 00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,440 No response. Dang it you guys. 935 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,720 As you guys are exploring around you guys find that most of the 936 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,360 rooms have really nothing in them besides empty filing 937 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:12,160 cabinets and desks because you can see a dust down here. 938 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:18,680 I didn't know what do I why do I have this in the token layer? 939 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,160 Yeah, map layer. Yeah, that's what I'm doing 940 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:25,840 right now. There is. 941 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:30,200 AI look around like. There's a lone bed there, 942 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:35,320 there's some desks and chairs, then you guys can see like, 943 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,360 yeah, it's a really weird layout. 944 00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,160 Age vet Lana want to roll in the bed? 945 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,800 I'm kidding, I didn't get my pills today. 946 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,640 Get away from me, creepy old man. 947 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:54,800 Day, Mike Roll. That's unfortunate. 948 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,000 You look back and see that Eddie and Night Mike are gone. 949 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,240 Great, I'm all alone again. It's Father Love. 950 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:09,680 What are you doing out there? I'm doing communion OK. 951 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,920 So can you explain to me what that entails? 952 00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,840 Because I don't. So I basically I took out my 953 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,840 little cracker and this is my body, which is broken for you. 954 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,520 OK, a particular cracker. And then I take a bottle of wine 955 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,240 out of my jacket, saying this is my. 956 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,960 The hell did you find a bottle of wine? 957 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,280 Keep it on Communion. Give me some OK. 958 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,960 Sorry. I pop it open and I this is my 959 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,560 blood which is given for you and I just drink the whole bottle. 960 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,680 OK. Joke's on him, I've all jumped 961 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,400 earlier and switched it for a bottle of Pepto Bismol. 962 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,640 No, I just sat at the desk and I'm, I'm, I'm like, well, this 963 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:45,960 is a chair. This is a chair. 964 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:51,320 Roll, roll, roll. Roll A20 for me. 965 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:58,760 Roll roll another one. 618 Wow. 18 OK High Roller High Roller. 966 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:03,840 Nice, one of the biggest baby. Inside that desk, for whatever 967 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:09,360 reason, you find an attachment, you find a, you find a 968 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,080 compensator. Well, I got to compensate for 969 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:15,160 something, yeah. So I'll put that on your sheet 970 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:20,080 and that should give you. Yep, it increases your aiming, 971 01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,760 your accuracy, plus your weapon quality. 972 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:29,920 So since perfect is level 4, you get +4 to aiming for a total of 973 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,080 5. Mr. Mr. Dungeon. 974 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,960 Mr. Sir. What you doing with him? 975 01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,480 I'd like to say something. OK. 976 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,240 What you done? What you done helping him? 977 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,240 I'm. I'm I'm all ears. 978 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,920 OK, I come over to this desk here and I sit down and I start 979 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,800 writing myself a leg. OK, what does that letter 980 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,560 consist? Of it's a goodbye letter to my 981 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,760 friends, I can sense the end is close. 982 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:58,240 So just in case I want to have a goodbye letter on my person, in 983 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:03,040 case I I disappear turn into a pile of ass. 984 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:09,680 OK, so you write a heartfelt letter with some regrets and a 985 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:14,280 lot of times it's just making fun of Svetlana and Father love 986 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:17,320 and Day Mike. I hear you. 987 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,280 Chuckling over there. With fun game I keep my friend, 988 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,280 he's my friend it's. OK. 989 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,920 I make fun of Spellana though, because she obviously wants me 990 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,520 in too. He's funny. 991 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:33,360 Hey, Mike, what are you doing? Well, I was trying to. 992 01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,360 I feel like there's something going on with this thing on the 993 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,720 wall. It's just a, it's just a skull 994 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:44,400 of a like a bowl. It looks like like a like a cow 995 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,320 with horns. Yeah, I I know what a bull is. 996 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,280 I just, it just reminds me of my grandpa and I just feel like 997 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,360 there's something really special about this. 998 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:53,720 Why? Because of the horns? 999 01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:54,440 I don't. Know why? 1000 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,000 It's not very funny. I'm not gay. 1001 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:58,600 Not bad. Fine. 1002 01:01:58,600 --> 01:01:59,880 It's about Lana. What are you doing? 1003 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,000 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 1004 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,960 Go ahead. It's fine. 1005 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:05,680 OK. Spell. 1006 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,680 Lana, what are you doing? I searched that too. 1007 01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:12,000 I want the re roll. You find if you find a basic 1008 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,360 card, roll A1D4 to see which basic card you get. 1009 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:21,080 OK, I disappeared, we on. You you found a health basic 1010 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,160 card. Dag. 1011 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:33,240 So now your Max is 81. My my token disappeared, Mister 1012 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,000 Man said. I'm not next to this everything. 1013 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:38,120 Bunny as heck is tender. You're right. 1014 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,060 I'm disappeared. Guys have failed without Spider 1015 01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:43,960 Man Tell Tony stop to hang on to me. 1016 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,800 Finally, sweetly. Bye, Caleb. 1017 01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:55,080 As you finish writing your your your letter, your goodbye letter 1018 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,800 in preparation for the NI don't know why you know whatever. 1019 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:06,760 You stroll around the office area and you notice that all of 1020 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:09,280 your friends are gone. Sense that they're gone. 1021 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:10,560 What? What? 1022 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,760 Where? Everybody go. 1023 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,600 Wait. Hey, everybody. 1024 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:13,960 Wait. Wait. 1025 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,660 Can I do it? Can I fade to dust like Spider 1026 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:17,800 Man? I knew it. 1027 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,240 I faded. I'm gone. 1028 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,160 This is hell. Faded. 1029 01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:24,240 Man, I knew I was good enough to make it, Dang it. 1030 01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:32,840 You you can kind of sense them a little bit with your void magic 1031 01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:34,600 stuff. Maybe you could potentially? 1032 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,400 We're in the back rooms. Hey, guy. 1033 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,040 Hey, I'm. Glad that someone, I'm glad that 1034 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,640 someone finally realized where you guys were. 1035 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,360 Oh no. Oh no. 1036 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,240 Oh no. Hey everybody. 1037 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,040 I didn't want to. Say I'll go. 1038 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,880 The. Bat grooves is bad. 1039 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,600 I'm going to hear something, you know. 1040 01:03:55,600 --> 01:04:00,520 Oh whoa, am I plot of the Void? You feel yourself. 1041 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:05,080 Looking back. You feel yourself kind of drawn 1042 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:13,080 towards the like somewhere you you actually can't tell, but you 1043 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:17,760 can feel your friends, you can feel your your void magic is 1044 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,000 kind of like eating at you to do something. 1045 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:26,720 You you got a void jump. Sure, while you're you start to 1046 01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,760 feel lonely and you actually haven't felt that way in a long 1047 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:39,160 time, your friends are close yet far and you teleport to where 1048 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:43,600 your friends are. I'll just pull it up like 3. 1049 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:48,480 Straight. He'll track me back the bank, 1050 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,120 hold me, finish. I'm going to win. 1051 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,280 I shoot this bad boy up with boy magic. 1052 01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:02,040 Caleb, once you void jump you find yourself at what looks like 1053 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:08,040 some kind of like dirt track. The your wheels are locked by 1054 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:11,320 some kind of mechanism coming from the ground though and the 1055 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:14,120 rest of the parking everyone. Else. 1056 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:19,680 Is suspended in a cage over what looks like a giant container of 1057 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:24,960 acid. That acid needs some Pepto 1058 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,800 Bismol. It helps my stomach acid. 1059 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:34,400 Caleb, in your view, Caleb, there are doors on the floor 1060 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,280 behind you and in front of you in a staggered pattern. 1061 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:41,040 And then there is an electric sign in front of you that reads 1062 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:47,320 one of three or one of two. Sorry, one of two, a screen 1063 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:52,760 comes down from the banister. So kind of like like the big 1064 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:56,120 jumbo, there's a big Jumbotron and that Jumbotron kind of 1065 01:05:56,200 --> 01:06:04,000 lowers towards the the the ground and it turns on Derek on 1066 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,960 that screen. Maybe you son of a whore. 1067 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:11,440 I knew it was you. Hello friends, you're all 1068 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:12,840 probably wondering where I've been. 1069 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:17,120 Yes, I don't care. Oh well. 1070 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,280 I have been creating the perfect place for everyone to reside in, 1071 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,080 and once everyone is assimilated, there will be no 1072 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:26,240 such thing as emotions. There will be no grief, no 1073 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,280 stress, sadness, and it will all disappear. 1074 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,040 I knew it. You were one of them Sissy boys 1075 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,040 who can't handle emotions. You should be thanking me. 1076 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,000 Thank you my. Body. 1077 01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:38,560 My body will shut down if I don't have stress in it. 1078 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:55,520 Everything, everything negative would disappear, yet you all are 1079 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:57,760 trying to dismantle everything that I'm doing. 1080 01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,560 Even Caleb is helping, which is odd. 1081 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,560 Could you have any trails off a little bit? 1082 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,520 No, it doesn't matter Caleb. You are just a program I wrote. 1083 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,080 If you help these blasphemers, you'll be able. 1084 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,680 You will disappear alongside with everything around you and 1085 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,720 these guys will just wake up and forget you. 1086 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,160 Wake up, wake up, wake. Up had. 1087 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:29,120 A good plan to meet. And after he says wake up and 1088 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,640 forget you he will show on his screen. 1089 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:37,320 It will show everyone their real bodies sleeping and connected to 1090 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:40,720 wires and Ivs and a. Mike. 1091 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,360 This is weird, I want to throw up. 1092 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,400 All of all of your guys's bodies look malnourished, but it's 1093 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,720 still alive. You guys can see a lot of 1094 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:56,880 similarities from inside here, and you guys have a contraption 1095 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,280 that looks like a helmet connected to your guys's head. 1096 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,840 How come I'm not out there, Derek? 1097 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,400 Where my body? You don't exist in the outside. 1098 01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,920 You are a program written code, says me. 1099 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,720 All right, if I'm a program, how come I'm not going along with 1100 01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:15,720 your plan? I couldn't tell you, you are an 1101 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:19,600 anomaly to me, but if you wish to save everything and save your 1102 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,479 friends, please partake in a friendly race. 1103 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,920 Or you could just leave. You don't exist, so what's the 1104 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,200 point? You could just leave. 1105 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,880 Forget everything that was here. In here you can live. 1106 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,080 Forever. From this, there are the squares 1107 01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:41,359 on the ground that are in that staggering pattern open and a it 1108 01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:46,439 looks like a a couple of ridden attached to big wheels like 1109 01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:50,200 they're like strapped in up here and. 1110 01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:57,040 Copy me cheap copies and. He says items are scattered 1111 01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,880 across the the track. 2 laps finish first and I'll let your 1112 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:04,720 friends go and any other placement I will drop them Tata 1113 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:09,000 and the screen will turn off and a weird looking turtle creature 1114 01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:12,760 on a floating device flies towards the start line and it 1115 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:19,000 holds a light bar and it starts and it starts a countdown and 1116 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:23,000 your wheels unlock. And then that is. 1117 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:29,120 Wow, and that and that is that will be the end of this episode. 1118 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:33,240 We will pick up on the race next week. 1119 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,279 Next week is the last episode. We go Derek. 1120 01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:42,080 Now I have slice in my body. Yep, Cat. 1121 01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:44,840 This season of Chasm will come to to an end next week. 1122 01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:48,200 I'm gonna I'm gonna take my shirt off and I'm gonna pee on 1123 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:48,479 it. Let's. 1124 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,960 Just. And then, and then it's going to 1125 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:53,600 go in between. I'm going to wrap it around 2 1126 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:58,600 bars. And then then I'll start 1127 01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,680 twisting it. I'm going to give me something 1128 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,480 to put in my shirt so that I can use it as a lever to keep 1129 01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,520 twisting because it'll bend the bars. 1130 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,280 Yeah, because, because the beat. Wait, listen. 1131 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:16,400 The pee makes the shirt almost indestructible. 1132 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,680 It's science. I saw Jack Chan do it. 1133 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,640 I don't think maybe. It's your pee. 1134 01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,720 It does. How did you pee on shirt that 1135 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,280 they I think we need to be more the. 1136 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:29,680 Speed on. It yeah, he didn't know you did 1137 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,680 you fold it up or did you crumble it up and and stick it 1138 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,880 over top of your Wiener? I just threw it on the ground 1139 01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:37,520 and I peed on. It oh, you threw it on the 1140 01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:39,320 ground that peed on it. OK, that's how I would. 1141 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,840 Apparently nobody can hear me. I kept trying to talk in the 1142 01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,640 office and nobody heard a word I was saying. 1143 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,440 It was ignoring me or something. I couldn't hear you. 1144 01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:47,560 Sorry buddy. I. 1145 01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:49,000 Were in the back rooms. Nothing. 1146 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,160 Nothing was muted. I don't know, whatever. 1147 01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,760 Anyway, I'm trying to bend the bars like Jack Jan did. 1148 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:55,640 OK? And then I'm just going to 1149 01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,600 sacrifice myself and jump in the acid. 1150 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,960 No. The only way I can get over my 1151 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:04,560 PTSD, that's called suicide. No, it's the only way I can get 1152 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,480 over my PTSD. And then Caleb won't have to 1153 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,800 race and everybody will be safe. No. 1154 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,680 Because I'm the worthless one. I'm the one that made the 1155 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,560 mistakes this episode. Nah, I've murdered. 1156 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:17,880 I am a mistake? Yeah, I feel bad for Sam. 1157 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:20,080 Sam is gonna have to roll a new character. 1158 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:22,880 Well, yeah, Crystal dead. Crystal dead. 1159 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,320 Oops, oopsie, poopsie. Nothing to be done. 1160 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:29,800 I'll tell you guys what. I'll tell you guys something 1161 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:33,680 after the recording ends. Well, thanks everybody for 1162 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,320 listening to this episode. I appreciate it. 1163 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:37,760 Thank you. Thank you. 1164 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:38,800 I love it. Thank you. 1165 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,680 Danny, you OK? Yeah. 1166 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,400 Yeah. Thanks, everybody. 1167 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,880 We appreciate it. And we'll keep listening, and 1168 01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,560 we'll make sure to see you on the next episode, Danny. 1169 01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,520 And. A microphone for you. 1170 01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:58,320 You. Just. 1171 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,080 Your regular microphone or what? What do? 1172 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:06,000 You say a schnur, schnur schnur. Is actually. 1173 01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:10,000 Is it actually? Oh, OK, So you use an actual 1174 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,880 microphone, though. It's not like a headphone 1175 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:15,560 anything like that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1176 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,400 Why? I sound like absolute garbage 1177 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,560 and everyone else sounds very clear. 1178 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,120 Because I'm the only one have an actual mic. 1179 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:23,520 Makes sense. Yeah, you. 1180 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:25,480 Use Bluetooth. What's that say? 1181 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,400 A wire. Is your mic Bluetooth? 1182 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:29,840 This one is, yeah. That's probably why. 1183 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:33,880 See I thought that too but I had AI have a pair of headphones 1184 01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:37,040 that I plugged in and Joey said it didn't sound as good. 1185 01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,440 Well, it could be just that. It's like it's headphones, you 1186 01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:41,040 know what I mean? I'm not like a yeah. 1187 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:45,440 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it could be it, I 1188 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:52,880 mean. That's the most primal org, most 1189 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:59,440 primal orgasm I've ever heard. Is there a gym close to Turkey 1190 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,400 Run where we're going? Does anybody know There's a? 1191 01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:03,160 Gym in my room at the at the place. 1192 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:10,960 I need cardio, not some. Oh yeah, you'll get cardio. 1193 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:13,120 You'll get cardio. Not much. 1194 01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:17,400 We're all well, like, like, we're all pretty much out of 1195 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:20,280 safe except for maybe Joey, but you'll get some cardio because 1196 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:21,320 there's 4. Of us. 1197 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,320 It's cardio and it's all core work. 1198 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:25,600 That's all it is. And strength. 1199 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:27,680 Training because you're going to have to fight me off I. 1200 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,280 Don't think it'll take that. Much. 1201 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:37,480 Oh yes it will. All four of us piled on top of 1202 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:38,720 you once. That's going to be some good 1203 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:47,320 strength training. That's good. 1204 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:16,200 I. Think you're. 1205 01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:26,920 Going to have to do this one, we'll see. 1206 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,360 You got it? Yeah. 1207 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:41,680 OK, I think I'm done. It's the last part of it that 1208 01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:54,960 gets me, Just gets me. You're playing at the right 1209 01:14:54,960 --> 01:15:02,720 moment. Oh man, I wish the listeners 1210 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,400 could hear that because they're all like, what the heck is this 1211 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:06,120 guy? 'S problem. 1212 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:08,800 I'll put it in. Oh my goodness. 1213 01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:12,280 OK, now that I've. Been trying, I think we should 1214 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:12,720 start. Thanks. 1215 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:25,920 For listening.