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Ah, Baltimore, the place where 
the undead thrive in the living 

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will live. 
Let's see if our brave 

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adventures can solve the mystery
of this fire siege, this 

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apocalyptic takeover, this dead 
rain. 

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Welcome Welcome everyone back to
the main new podcast featuring 

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Morzine. 
We're back at it again on Some 

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Dead Reigns 4 The Reign of the 
Dead 4. 

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Dead Rain 4. 67676767. 6-7 
Episode 7. 

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This is episode 7. 
And we're going to go ahead and 

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hand her off to Mr. Masters. 
Go ahead and take her away and 

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let's head back into Chiraq. 
OK, I got it. 

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You threw the ball at me and I'm
a nerd, so I couldn't catch it. 

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The G20, it was a tungsten. 
Your pure tungsten D. 20, 

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Princess. 
Not that again. 

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Oh my. 
Genuinely annoyed Mr. Actually, 

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it was it was pretty good that 
that video in of itself was 

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annoying. 
Like, Oh my gosh, is this guy 

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going to shut up? 
I'm kind of excited about this 

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one. 
All right, so last last week, 

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you guys met Chad, Doctor Chad. 
No, last thing, just just Chad 

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saw dude, real simple guy. 
He made, he made the bodies. 

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Yeah, he made the bodies for the
for the nanites. 

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Didn't know what he was doing or
why he was doing it. 

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Just came up with a design. 
It was real simple, real basic. 

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Made out of titanium and parts. 
I don't think I said but that it

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was titanium and parts of it 
were also a zirconia. 

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I forget what it's called now, 
but any of your nerds can look 

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that up and find that those are 
metals and and the zirconia is 

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doesn't is not a metal. 
It doesn't react with the body 

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as much anyway that. 
Came out in 2005. 

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Which is Zirconia. 
Oh no, never mind. 

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It's called Zithora. 
Never mind. 

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Oh, Zithora. 
So you got to meet him? 

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He was smoking weed with some 
monkeys. 

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And then how did how did you say
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Cheddar macaques. 
Macaque. 

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OK, see, I thought it was 
Macaque. 

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Yeah, that's what I get for not 
looking to the Internet for a 

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pronunciation that sounded 
stupid, but that's all good. 

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I can't know everything. 
I've never even heard of 

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macaques before. 
I didn't know they were a thing.

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All right, so, so now next the 
the next doctor is Doctor Moira 

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one of way. 
Really looking forward to you 

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see that her house is off of 
Menominee St. 

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Menomena. 
And so you begin, which is 

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actually not too terribly far. 
It's just a little north or, 

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excuse me, a little South of 
where you currently are. 

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You're at the Lincoln Park Zoo 
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So you're heading down Menominee
Menomina St. and the street that

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you need to head down so that so
the address given is on Lincoln 

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Park W 18 O. 
It's not eighteen O 7, but the 

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the the street is Lincoln Park 
West. 

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And as you're heading down the 
street, you can you hear a lot 

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of noise. 
You hear a lot, several a lot of

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zombies moaning. 
They're already doing the moan. 

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And so you can see it at this 
house they have they have the 

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house surrounded for what you 
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There's three groups of five. 
So there's roughly 15 zombies in

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the front and five in the back. 
And there's somebody in the 

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upstairs that's shooting with 
just a handgun, trying to plink 

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off zombies from up top, not 
doing a very good job. 

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Probably got it from a prison 
wallet. 

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Well, they're they're they're 
rolling Jolene rolls right now. 

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And then you can also hear 
hammering from within. 

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Oh, my last episode she did 
better. 

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Definitely. 
She actually hit something a 

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couple of times, like actually 
squarely hit it instead of like,

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you know, all the round. 
Whiz past a couple of zombies 

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and ripped them in half, 
Princess. 

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But you can hear a couple of 
people hammering, hammering from

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within. 
You're assuming there's a couple

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of people. 
Yeah, they're, they're hammering

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on like wood. 
You can hear them like, like 

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they're trying to board the 
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like, like they, they got 
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sounds like. 
So it just so happens, it just 

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so happens that it's right in, 
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is, but it, it, it's right in 
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supposed to be. 
So you don't know if it's her or

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exactly what's going on. 
Does it look like a crack house?

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It does not. 
It's a, it's a, It's a decent 

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neighborhood. 
We thought I would never live in

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a crack house. 
I'm an alcohol like, not a 

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crack. 
Sounds like you would. 

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I don't think this is it I. 
Think we keep I'm an alcohol 

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like I'm not a crackhead. 
Doctor in a zoo and another 

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doctor inside of a skyscraper. 
Who knows? 

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Let's. 
Check it out, Gary. 

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We found that first doctor 
underneath the giant bean so. 

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Inside of it, yeah. 
Surrounded by liquor bottles. 

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Hide your crack house. 
If there's one thing you've 

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learned from all this, like the 
professional people are not all 

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that professional. 
They're just people like us. 

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Reminds me of that character 
from that show that I watched 

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that one time. 
His name was you. 

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Yeah, he's an idiot. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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So you, you guys currently have 
the advantage. 

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You can you can all do something
before the zombies realize that 

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you're there. 
Roll for initiative. 

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Hey, hey, guys, guys, let's. 
Yeah, let's. 

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Go get closer together. 
Let's leave. 

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Leave Jolene over there. 
Let's let's get closer. 

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Together leave Jolene over there
what are. 

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We doing? 
What are we talking? 

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About Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, don't you feel like there's

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like, you know, too many tacos 
rolling around in this sausage 

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party? 
But is it just me? 

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I like the way it was before. 
You can hear Jolene creeping 

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creeping over in her mech suit. 
All right, go away. 

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Is the boys only meeting boys 
only before we met the skank in 

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the hotel? 
We had a good year with the 

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Sausage Party. 
I don't know, Walter. 

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Now we got, now we got hers. 
Yeah. 

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She can't even hit anything. 
Walter likes her and Wallace is 

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going to marry her someday. 
Wallace. 

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Wallace was a virgin for 26 
years. 

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He's always talking about the 
first Broadie bit. 

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Ever said I wanted to even marry
her? 

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What's wrong with you guys? 
No. 

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I think that. 
Was when I was 15. 

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Wallace Wallace, if I let you 
take my butt right now, I bet 

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you would want to marry me. 
No, you're a man. 

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Hold on, kid. 
Get you fair. 

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Disagree this. 
Is the way. 

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This is the way of the world, 
and I shake it shortly. 

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Let me, let me take you to 
Vietnam. 

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OK, I'll tell you a good time at
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Show you. 
I prefer the holiday that. 

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You that you started to feel 
things for the lady boy that in 

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Vietnam that you played with, 
right? 

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We got to know the way of the 
world, boy, that's how. 

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It works. 
If you go to the Holiday Inn. 

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What do you mean you never said 
that you were? 

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Going to marry me? 
You're skank in the robot suit. 

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No, she can't hit anything. 
Cletus, I got an idea, buddy. 

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What? 
What kind of change do you got? 

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I got the Dick Cheney and I got 
a chain of Olympic. 

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Cheney Which? 
Can I borrow 1? 

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I got some idea. 
Well, I, I'm like, I'm, I have 

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a, a thing, I'm attached to Dick
Cheney. 

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Like if I lose it I go crazy. 
Oh, you got the Prince Albert? 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah. 

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So that's fine. 
You you can borrow this. 

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I'll bring it back. 
I swear. 

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I swear you don't. 
I'll. 

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Kill you, but yeah, go ahead. 
If I don't, I'll kill myself. 

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OK. 
So I have take one. 

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No, I have Zeke take one end and
strike you take the other. 

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So they have a like a 
clothesline situation and 

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they're going to run on either 
sidewalk and just like cut the 

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legs off all of them. 
I don't know that a chain would 

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actually do that, but I I love 
the idea. 

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Well. 
They're going to run like really

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fast. 
But that wouldn't. 

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Work. 
Because it's not. 

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It's not accused with Cletus's 
supposed magical energy. 

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Excuse me, supposed I've killed 
like 50,000 zombies since I've 

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arrived in Chicago. 
Well, that's that's. 

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More than. 3. 
Stupid. 

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So did he borrow Dick Cheney? 
Yeah. 

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No, he I can't live without Dick
Cheney. 

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Yeah, I was going to say, yeah. 
So you gave him a chain of 

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Olympus. 
That one has barbed wire on it. 

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That one has barbed wire on it. 
It's not as important to him. 

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Yeah, it's still important to 
me, but you can have. 

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Yeah, it's got barbed wire on it
and it's got like cool stuff and

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so it. 
Might work. 

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And these things are rotting. 
They're rotting away so. 

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Right, right. 
And you're going to, like I 

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said, like Torgren, run like 
really fat. 

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I mean like some. 
Kind of layer of protection for 

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stripey's mouth or something or?
It's fine. 

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The ends are fine, like like 
Cletus got a Prince Albert like 

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attached to his. 
Yeah, well, it's fine. 

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So I could, I could see where it
would render a few of them 

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unable to use their legs just 
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they might hit their Achilles 
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But they're not, they're not 
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likely. 
I mean, maybe damaging them. 

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Well, I. 
Mean. 

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You gave us that. 
Was it's not part of that non 

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realism? 
That well, yeah, no, that's 

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true. 
Me trying to be. 

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Real. 
Gas station, remember? 

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OK, so they took there are five 
of them, so there's there's five

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of them. 
This first group of five that 

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works out kind of nice. 
I, I kind of like that this 

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first group of five it's it put 
them all all on the ground. 

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OK, that's, that's all that's 
all they were able to get 

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through, but it did it put all 
five of them on the ground. 

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So they're rendered rendered in 
mobile, not not able to get up 

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there. 
Now it's. 

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Fine. 
No, no, it's, it's no, I know, I

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know. 
No, it's, it's it's good. 

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They're not able to. 
They're not able to walk now. 

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They're they're crawlers. 
Oh. 

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Yeah, you tried your best, 
Marcus Train. 

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The crawlers. 
It's a good idea. 

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And Stripey let go of it, and 
then Zeke cracks like a whip. 

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Oh, hold on, hold on. 
We're in Chicago. 

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It's not a whip. 
Candy, I mean. 

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It's. 
The city is reformed now. 

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You did what to a whip? 
You cracked. 

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It oh Jesus, these Gen. 
Z kids, am I right? 

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It's cold at. 
Night A good lone kid. 

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Never even. 
It's a good thing we're not on 

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the South Side. 
That's true. 

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Because. 
You haven't. 

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You haven't lived with a woman 
at all either. 

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I know of, yeah, I'm a virgin, 
but I'm proud of it. 

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I'm asexual. 
I'm asexual, tease Mr. I'll walk

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around. 
I'm asexual until I. 

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Get some. 
Yeah, he. 

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Wants to feel free. 
I'm free as a bird. 

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Walk around in a dress because 
it makes me feel pretty. 

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Yeah, and now I don't have to 
wipe. 

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Yeah, it is convenient. 
It is really convenient in a 

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dress. 
Convenient. 

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I don't have to part of my 
pants. 

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I just hike up my skirt. 
Still wearing that very pretty 

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smelly pink dress? 
It smells like zombies you can 

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camouflage with. 
Food. 

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But seen an episode of The 
Walking Dead? 

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Walter, can I wear your human 
backpack and ride on your horse 

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into the sunset with you? 
Oh man, so all of a sudden you 

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hear you hear the the big boom 
of Jolene's gun. 

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She's tired of all this talking.
Nothing. 

228
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I get scared. 
Yeah, nothing again. 

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As usual, she she hits over here
and just about blows up the 

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house next to him. 
Let's tell him where we're at. 

231
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,080
What? 
That's a good idea. 

232
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Let's just tell the zombies 
where we're at. 

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Let's do that. 
The Hershey. 

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Squirts Jolene. 
Really. 

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We have the drop on them. 
Do a trick, shot off for a suit 

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of armor and Bing and hit the 
hit a zombie in the head. 

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All right, roll 4I hit. 
I hit her in the eye. 

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Yeah, you kind of did, Bing. 
Minutes. 

239
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Minutes. 
I've, you know, done any trick. 

240
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Shoot, I mostly use my chains. 
That's true. 

241
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And it's. 
Definitely. 

242
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Hey, hey, people that are, 
people that are that are 

243
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hammering up there, hey, let us 
in. 

244
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,080
Hey. 
Oh, stop the hamming. 

245
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Whoa, don't. 
Break my bike like. 

246
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There are people that are 
hammered upstairs. 

247
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Yeah. 
I hope. 

248
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So I think they can't let you in
because the place is surrounded.

249
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You gotta, you'd have to like 
get through the zombies. 

250
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They're in here. 
If you went, if you went through

251
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the back, I guess if you went in
through the back, hey. 

252
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I'll go through a back door. 
You gotta go through the back 

253
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door, yeah. 
That's just of course you would.

254
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I'll give them our back. 
Door. 

255
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,400
Is that what we're doing? 
Is that what it's come to all? 

256
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,440
Right, let's let's roll for role
for initiative. 

257
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So Jolene would Jolene was is 
the she's going to try again 

258
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since she ended up making a 
higher role for once. 

259
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I got my turn skipped. 
And she no, you're after Jolene.

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Yeah, you're after Jolene. 
OK, yeah, I am I'm. 

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The 13. 
Yeah, she so she actually, she 

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shredded all five of these. 
She just, they're done. 

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Oh wow, Good job, Jolene. 
You did something. 

264
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,800
Hey, I did something guys. 
I did something y'all. 

265
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,800
I wasn't looking, I was picking 
my nose. 

266
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Flavor off. 
Yeah, that figures. 

267
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,320
I'm not going to get trained 
again because I'm a woman. 

268
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Yep. 
Yeah, you are. 

269
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You're all woman, baby. 
Women terrify me. 

270
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,840
I heard Brad Brad D Daddy say 
that one time. 

271
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Brad, Daddy, Daddy I. 
Don't know what it means. 

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00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,160
Brad. 
Daddy, Brad, Daddy. 

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Yeah, So Zeke and Striper are 
still out there? 

274
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,400
Yep. 
They kind of ran past the 

275
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zombies. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

276
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Stripey elects let's go and runs
off a little bit and Zeke is 

277
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going to crack the whip. 
All right. 

278
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,240
Yeah, he is. 
I mean, you mean you mean by 

279
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chain, right? 
I promise no one will see we 

280
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will suffer no racial 
discrimination. 

281
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OK. 
All right. 

282
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Seven. 
OK, he doesn't do it. 

283
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And then I shoot. 
I get on the rooftop and I see 

284
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that seemed just tickle the feet
of the zombies and then I I 

285
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start crying vehemently. 
Because I wanted them to do. 

286
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:13,840
Something cool, but then I'm 
going to shoot at the plasma 

287
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,920
rifle, the ones that are down. 
All right, roll for it. 

288
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,920
I'm on the roof. 
I'm hunched over the top. 

289
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,680
I'm. 
Sobbing, you just climbed up on 

290
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,880
this roof of the house. 
I'm taking turns sobbing. 

291
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:32,520
And looking through your ball 
in. 14 That's enough with my 

292
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proficiency. 
Sweet. 

293
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,440
I believe it was 5. 66 by 6. 
OK. 

294
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Good. 22,000 damage. 
So you you completely deleted 

295
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that group and it it the the 
blast radius caught 3 in the 

296
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next 1 so you took out eight 
zombies with that. 

297
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,080
Yeah, that's how it's done, 
Zeke. 

298
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,400
Yeah. 
That's how real man get to do 

299
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,480
all right. 
And then I fall backward. 

300
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,480
Jerk, jerk, jerk. 
Douche. 

301
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,360
All right, Walter, it's your 
turn. 

302
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,280
You're in the back. 
You can you can go in the 

303
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,000
building, should you so desire. 
Or whatever the house I mean. 

304
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,240
What house is it again? 
The one that's the one that's 

305
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right in front of you, that's 
has the the pin in it. 

306
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,840
Eighteen O 7 N Lincoln Park West
on the map. 

307
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,400
You can go in there. 
You can go around front, try to 

308
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,960
take out the zombies or out 
front. 

309
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,680
I ride Palladium into the back 
in through the back of the. 

310
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,000
Sure. 
Palladium. 

311
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,520
Sure. 
Well, so all right, so you kind 

312
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of duck down. 
I suppose there's enough with 

313
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,120
all the armor and everything you
would, you just kind of bust 

314
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through the back door and the 
guy, there's a guy there. 

315
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,400
His legs shrink, so there's so 
there. 

316
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,680
He's just more like a little 
baby pony now. 

317
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,640
He's a settling. 
Long duck Dong, long duck Dong. 

318
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,200
Put that in there for me. 
Shrinks down a little bit so we 

319
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can ride in. 
There's a guy there and he's, 

320
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,760
he's, he's trying to like, you 
know, nail the door shut and, 

321
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,560
and put plywood over it and 
trying to make it secure. 

322
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,160
And then all of a sudden you 
just busting through the. 

323
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:22,079
Door and. 
So I'm away and then. 

324
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,359
I need to get. 
You a finish point. 

325
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,200
Get out of my way, nerd. 
And he's just standing there 

326
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,880
staring at you, like with the 
hammer in his hand going, what 

327
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:33,000
the the heck was that? 
Then I I run up to the front of 

328
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,760
just to the front windows right 
about there and I breakthrough 

329
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,360
and I fire on this crowd of 
zombies. 

330
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:47,480
Galloped right to the house. 
I absolutely love that. 

331
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,680
Oh, man, I want to see a video 
of this whole thing. 

332
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,480
All right, roll for it. 
Oh, yeah, you've got, you've got

333
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,960
enough. 
You got a proficiency in there 

334
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,120
somewhere. 
There's there's a plus 

335
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,400
somewhere. 
You hit that. 

336
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,440
I mean, military weapons. 
Yeah, military weapons, I 

337
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,080
believe. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

338
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,800
All right, go ahead and go ahead
and roll your damage. 

339
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,400
What is it again? 
1 by 6 * 10 I think is what we 

340
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decided on. 1 by 6 times, yeah. 
I think that's what it was. 

341
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:23,200
I think so, just thinking maybe 
one die, one die 10 * 6, but I 

342
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,800
don't think that's right now 
that I say it out loud. 

343
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,840
That's too complicated for me. 
30 OK yeah. 

344
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,040
So. 
Oh man. 

345
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,800
So yeah. 
So you shredded the, the group 

346
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,400
right in front of you just 
absolutely shredded them. 

347
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,240
There's 2 zombies left standing 
there. 

348
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,080
And if, you know, and if they 
had enough cognizance to realize

349
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the absolute payroll that 
they're in, I'm sure that they 

350
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would be shocked and awed and 
wouldn't be able to do anything 

351
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,480
for the next turn because then I
mean, so here they are. 

352
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,440
They're they're just, you know, 
minding their own business. 

353
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,280
They're just trying to beat 
their way into this house so 

354
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,640
that they can turn these folks 
into zombies. 

355
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,440
You know, that that's how they 
propagate. 

356
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,840
And then this guy on a horse 
just comes busting through that 

357
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,440
here, like on the back end, like
what was that? 

358
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:13,800
And then on the on the front end
of the house and, you know, and 

359
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,920
the other, yeah, all their broad
buddies, you know, they hear the

360
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,960
song, but the bodies hit the 
floor and their buddies are all 

361
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,360
dropping left and right and 
what's going on? 

362
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,440
I just absolute carnage. 
I love it. 

363
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,120
Yep. 
So you took out five zombies 

364
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,040
right there. 
That was, that was slick. 

365
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,400
That's see, that's where that's 
where the whole thing was. 

366
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,560
He can stripe. 
He should have landed, but it 

367
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,800
just didn't. 
We were on Cletus. 

368
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,720
Yeah. 
Cletus the meatus. 

369
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,560
Cletus has some meatus. 
He does All right. 

370
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,720
What are you gonna do, crazy 
man? 

371
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,280
I'm. 
Kind of jealous of the whole 

372
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,440
horse thing. 
It's really pretty cool. 

373
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,880
And my dogs were on the floor 
the whole time. 

374
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:54,120
And so here I am sitting on my 
21st century horse, a Harley, 

375
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,920
and I'm thinking, thinking, huh,
it's pretty cool. 

376
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,640
So quick question to Mr. Master,
Are there more windows in this 

377
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,120
House? 
I mean, yeah. 

378
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,800
OK, so I drive in on my 
motorcycle. 

379
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,040
The man who was trying to board 
up the door clenches his right 

380
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:17,040
arm and falls to the ground, 
heaving and sweating profusely. 

381
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,720
Yeah, he's, he's yeah. 
And then I, I, I kind of go up a

382
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,040
little couple floors off. 
And drive up the stairs. 

383
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,840
Yep, I burst through the window 
and I'm coming down. 

384
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,080
I've got Dick Cheney 2 point O 
and I'm coming down on top of 

385
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,800
the zombies. 
OK, watch the. 

386
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,840
Zombies coming down on them. 
Coming down on them, going to 7.

387
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,040
Hold on, I've got bonuses. 
I've got. 

388
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,200
Inspiration. 
I've got bonuses. 

389
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,640
I got a + 4 to strike. 
You do. 

390
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,720
Brings it up to 11. 
That brings it up to 11. 

391
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,680
That's pretty good. 
That's that. 

392
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,200
I think that's pretty good. 
That would hit for me, baby. 

393
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,960
I mean if it was me running the 
game that would like take out 

394
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,920
all. 
Of them. 

395
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,720
So no, we can't do anything 
cool. 

396
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,560
I can't. 
I can't anyway. 

397
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,120
Is that stupid extension? 
Cord. 

398
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,200
Every once in a while. 
Where's the extension cord? 

399
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,680
OK. 
Where are you? 

400
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:23,320
Come out and play, yeah? 
So, so here's so here's here's 

401
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:27,200
here's how I'll flavor this. 
So you so you did roll under 

402
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,480
their under their their armour 
armour class. 

403
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,920
OK, OK. 
But you had enough to hit them 

404
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,480
and I don't care. 
Palladium. 

405
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,560
Look, I love you guys, OK, but 
I'm sorry if you have a mega 

406
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,080
damage weapon and it hits 
something that's not mega damage

407
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,800
because it's not about the mega 
damage. 

408
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,680
It's just has you have to 
destroy the brain. 

409
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,920
I'm sorry. 
It's going to cut that zombie in

410
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,680
half. 
OK, so it. 

411
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,040
Should. 
It should. 

412
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,280
And so that being said, you 
have, as you come down, you did 

413
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,920
not hit them in the head, but 
you did hit them in the body. 

414
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:04,000
And you have therefore very 
jaggedly, very, very nasty. 

415
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,680
You made a huge mess. 
You've cut these two zombies in 

416
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,040
half, and while they are not 
dead, there's not really much of

417
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,240
them left to do anything. 
They're still alive. 

418
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,040
But they're like, you know. 
Should I roll mega damage? 

419
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,400
So that's yeah, that's 
essentially that's so it's if 

420
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:24,480
you're using yeah, yeah, that's,
that's so that's why I say you 

421
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,080
cut them in half. 
They're still alive because you 

422
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,360
didn't hit them in the head, but
they're just in pieces on the 

423
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,640
ground. 
So whatever you want to them 

424
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,280
after that, it wasn't, it wasn't
complete. 

425
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,280
It wasn't. 
Don't. 

426
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:45,280
Say that to clean us. 
Whatever you want, baby, go take

427
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:45,920
me. 
You're going to have. 

428
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,720
Sex with the zombies. 
Oh no. 

429
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,280
Oh, there's all kinds of holes 
in these things. 

430
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,120
Holes, hole. 
Holes, holes, hole. 

431
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,160
It's OK for Cletus to do it, but
Jolene can't do it. 

432
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,400
Well, she can't do nothing and 
she's a whore. 

433
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,280
I mean she did just obliterate 5
zombies right in front of you. 

434
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,080
I didn't see it. 
Wow, fine, I didn't see. 

435
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,360
It I didn't see it, picture 
didn't happen. 

436
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,960
You know I don't make the rules.
Wait, Jolene, don't you have 

437
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,040
like video feed on that thing? 
No, no, no. 

438
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,240
Yeah, she she replays it like. 
Right there, doctor. 

439
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,000
Footage. 
Doctor. 

440
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,760
Too. 
So. 

441
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,160
Is there anything that you want 
to do? 

442
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,160
I don't really got any of the an
accountable guys. 

443
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,400
So can I just be a Glita says. 
Huh. 

444
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,200
Can I just be a gardener? 
A gardener. 

445
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,480
Yeah. 
Sissy Moore. 

446
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,800
Wait, actually Mr. Masker, I 
have a question. 

447
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,520
Yes, with the amount of training
that I've been doing as a cyber 

448
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:04,560
night, is there a can I start 
infusing stuff with my energy? 

449
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,800
Unfortunately, no, it doesn't 
work that way. 

450
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,640
Dang it, Dang it, it'll be. 
Awesome if it did, it's not 

451
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,400
supposed to work that way. 
I was going to infuse my yo-yo 

452
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,200
and then just like start 
infusing my yo-yo to. 

453
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:24,040
Turns into Cletus's whip. 
So, yeah, so I mean, I, I feel 

454
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:28,240
obligated if you guys were to, 
you know, at some point to find 

455
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,960
more of that metal because used 
it all to do what he did for 

456
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,920
Cletus. 
But if we can find some more of 

457
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,240
that that same metal, then yeah,
absolutely. 

458
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,200
OK, now that I know that you 
want to do that, I guess we'll 

459
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,600
have to flavor that. 
Well, I do actually have a 

460
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,960
foldable bike in my backpack, so
I'm going to try to follow the 

461
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,200
Yeah, it just says I have a 
bicycle. 

462
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,680
Foldable bike. 
The same metal. 

463
00:24:55,760 --> 00:25:00,160
So what I'm going to do is this 
is going to take a while, but 

464
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,800
I'm going to extend the, the, 
the ladder arm on the on the 

465
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,240
fire truck. 
I'm going to get on my bike 

466
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,680
right off on that, on that 
ladder. 

467
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,760
And then just like, drop down on
the zombies and you go and then 

468
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,960
there'll be explosions and and 
unicorns and and glitter and 

469
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,760
Vietnamese fanboys. 
Vietnamese fanboys. 

470
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:28,440
Yeah, glitter, you say? 
Yeah, there's, there's that's 

471
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,040
wow, that was a long way to go 
for sure. 

472
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,160
Yeah. 
OK. 

473
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,840
Yeah, you, you did it. 
Yeah. 

474
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,600
The, the, the, the, the points 
go to both of you. 5050 a piece 

475
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:51,040
for for both Cletus and and 
Wallace a piece. 

476
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,880
So yeah, 100. 
Oh, OK. 

477
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,280
Yeah, there's two, OK, OK. 
Two left in that group. 

478
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,400
OK, OK, OK. 
OK. 

479
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,280
All right. 
And then now I drive back into 

480
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:07,200
the house. 
I have like a little just Ding, 

481
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,480
Ding, Ding. 
Sit at the door. 

482
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,480
He's. 
Got it up the stairs. 

483
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,800
Yeah, so they so that. 
So this lady opens the door and 

484
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,600
she's just this little bitty 
thing and she's kind of shaking 

485
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,400
and she's like, what? 
What's going on? 

486
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,160
Who are you people? 
First time I saw something that 

487
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,360
cool I was shaking too. 
Yeah. 

488
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,680
Sure, that's what it is. 
Yep, it is what it is. 

489
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:38,720
Yeah, I watched Pacific Rim. 
Yeah. 

490
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,520
What do you people want? 
Thank you. 

491
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,600
I think. 
We came, we came, we came here 

492
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,760
to burst, burst through doors 
and kill zombies and we're all 

493
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,240
out of door, Yeah. 
We just kind of busted down your

494
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,080
last door. 
Yeah, Sorry. 

495
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,200
Yeah. 
Anyway, we're looking for a 

496
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,520
Moira. 
You know A Moira. 

497
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,680
Yeah, you know a Moira, Doctor 
Moira. 

498
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,840
That sounds pronounce it, but I 
don't see a doctor in front. 

499
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,600
Of I don't make up words man, 
but. 

500
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,200
She she, she lives next door to 
us I guess, or a couple, couple 

501
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,840
doors down. 
I see you. 

502
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:21,000
Just drives away you you see 
Moira on a mailbox. 

503
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,800
What are you doing on the 
mailbox? 

504
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,240
No, not her. 
The name the name Moira. 

505
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,600
What are you doing crouched on 
top of that mailbox like a 

506
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,640
vulture? 
And how is the mailbox still 

507
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,000
standing? 
Why is she doing the Slav pose 

508
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,480
on the mailbox? 
Slav pose. 

509
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,560
You don't what I'm talking 
about. 

510
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960
I don't. 
There are so many times every 

511
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,800
episode I have to look things 
up. 

512
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,280
I I I keep the Internet smoking 
on my end. 

513
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,760
It's an Eastern European thing. 
I'm. 

514
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,480
Sure. 
Yeah, it's called the sauce. 

515
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,200
OK, I see it. 
I see it. 

516
00:27:56,240 --> 00:28:01,600
Yeah, that makes sense. 
All right, bet. 

517
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,400
So. 
So you see which one is her 

518
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,800
house. 
You choose to go in and look 

519
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,200
around. 
Yeah, yeah, sure, why not? 

520
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,880
Marcus. 
Is still in the street. 

521
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,440
It it. 
Quiet in here. 

522
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,560
I think they're dead. 
All right, Mike, finally. 

523
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,880
Being an accountant. 
Your friends went down the 

524
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,800
street. 
Who said that? 

525
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,000
Marcus? 
We're down here. 

526
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,280
Mom, Mom, is that you? 
No, it's the it's the lady whose

527
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,200
house your good friends just 
destroyed. 

528
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,480
We have to leave. 
Princess. 

529
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,800
Here, doggy, doggy, doggy. 
Oh, hey guys. 

530
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,320
You guys seen Princess? 
No. 

531
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,920
Shut up. 
I'm talking to you. 

532
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,520
You lay with her filthy whore 
man. 

533
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,880
Whore. 
Douche. 

534
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,520
You think you could just hit it 
and quit it? 

535
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,840
That beautiful stallion anyway. 
Sorry, where's the where's the 

536
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,160
where's the Vulture lady? 
No, the Vulture lady. 

537
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,480
Yeah. 
Where's she at? 

538
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,440
Yeah, the more IRA. 
Well, you can see, you see 

539
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,160
Cletus's bike and. 
He's dead, isn't he? 

540
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,920
The. 
Back The wheels are poking out 

541
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,960
of the front door. 
Yeah. 

542
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,680
I grab the chain of Olympus and 
I start tying it around my neck 

543
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,480
like a news. 
He's dead isn't he? 

544
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,160
Zeke Hang throw this on top of 
that telephone pole and he keeps

545
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,480
trying to throw it but it 
misses. 

546
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,760
Gladly. 
Danger. 

547
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,280
That's it. 
I sit on top of Palladium 

548
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,320
outside the house, watching him 
the whole time within eyesight. 

549
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,480
Prince. 
Princess. 

550
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:53,520
Come. 
To Daddy she lets you, Petter. 

551
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:58,880
Pet Princess. 
Who's your good girl? 

552
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,160
Who's your good girl? 
She she wags her tail and 

553
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,520
responds and looks pretty happy.
Roll 100. 

554
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,800
Roll 2000 out of 100 to keep the
dog. 

555
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,760
I don't know how that works. 
I think you have to train the 

556
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,960
dog. 
She takes off around it. 

557
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:18,320
Princess, she'll be back on the 
back. 

558
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:25,200
Here so Cletus when you go 
inside, get that the smell, the 

559
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,400
smell of of stale smoke is so 
strong it it actually gags you 

560
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,280
and you enjoy smoking every once
in a while. 

561
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,080
Gross. 
I enjoy also a cigarette. 

562
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,800
The walls the walls are are no 
longer white or yellow. 

563
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,720
They are a thick brown and black
color. 

564
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,640
You've. 
Never seen anything. 

565
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,320
Like this it's. 
In my house. 

566
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,600
Which one you? 
Which one is here because of the

567
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,680
strip of gram? 
So, so as you enter, as you 

568
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:02,480
enter the house, inner Moiras 
house, the, the smell of stale 

569
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:07,800
smoke is so strong it gags you. 
The walls are no longer white or

570
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,960
yellow or even even brown, but 
they're, they're more of a 

571
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,920
brownish blackish. 
If you touch the walls, they're 

572
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,520
very sticky. 
It's, it's really, really gross.

573
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,320
So as you look around, you see a
note on the fridge that that 

574
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,560
says Star Boy. 
I've gone to our favorite place.

575
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,880
Planetarium. 
I'm waiting for you there. 

576
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,320
I'm like, Star Boy hasn't been 
home in a while. 

577
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,040
Anybody else turned on or turned
on where the smell of it? 

578
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:41,560
So when you see, when you see 
Starboy and and and Moira 

579
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,000
together, you think of Moira. 
You see the name Starboy in a 

580
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,560
memory flashes in your head. 
If you remember from your time 

581
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,360
in Cletus, you remember from 
your time in Vietnam. 

582
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,320
My uncle. 
You remember meeting up with 

583
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,680
meeting a woman named Moira in 
the bar. 

584
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,120
And she smoked. 
She smoked profusely. 

585
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,120
Is there like a family photo on 
the wall or something? 

586
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,160
There is, yeah. 
There's. 

587
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:09,320
One, there's one bedraggled 
photo, It's kind of torn and 

588
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,120
torn up around the edges and you
look real closely and it's not 

589
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,040
even a family portrait. 
It's just. 

590
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:21,240
The the band Kiss, but the 
original band from 1978 and then

591
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,000
Paul Stanley's above Paul 
Stanley's picture with a stab on

592
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,360
his face. 
The word hack is written and 

593
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,680
underneath says you stole my 
Star Boys idea. 

594
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:40,440
He's a hack. 
So you do find a picture of a a,

595
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:45,760
a haggard looking, very wrinkled
lady and a young man that does 

596
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,400
not look very happy about life 
in of itself. 

597
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:54,400
And if you were to shave Cletus 
and he was a little younger, it 

598
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,280
would look just like Cletus. 
He would look just like Cletus. 

599
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,800
I'm going to steal the picture. 
No, I was looking at that. 

600
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,560
OK, I guess I was done looking 
at it, I guess. 

601
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,280
OK. 
Alrighty here, look at it all 

602
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,440
you want. 
No, no, give me give me the kiss

603
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,360
1. 
I want that one. 

604
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,920
No, I just grab it. 
I'm not stopping. 

605
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:24,240
I want to rocky and roll all 
night and party every day. 

606
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,880
Hey. 
Part of every day. 

607
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,920
I have the sing skill, I'll take
the oh. 

608
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,960
Boy, OK. 
Cletus. 

609
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,480
Cletus. 
That kind of looks like you. 

610
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,280
You know that kid, That sexy 
boy? 

611
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,360
What? 
He's a good looking kid. 

612
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,400
You know, if you take about £400
off that Lady, she kind of looks

613
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,640
familiar. 
What, you've seen it before? 

614
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,920
She looked like. 
Maybe like 40 years ago you. 

615
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,080
Go back to. 
Like 40 years old, yeah. 

616
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,960
You know. 
You saw when you were zero. 2040

617
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:07,440
years ago back in Vietnam. 2040.
Which one is it 20 or 40? 

618
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,600
Why are you asking me? 
Well, he said it was back in the

619
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:16,480
90s, so unfortunately the 90s 
were like 30 years ago, which 

620
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,199
still doesn't sound right to 
say. 

621
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:24,520
That means I'm up on. 50. 
I'm old anyways. 

622
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,880
I thought you were 29. 
So so do you choose to to head 

623
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,520
towards Adler Planetarium? 
Yeah. 

624
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,560
We got a Finder for our secret 
project. 

625
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:39,480
For our secret project. 
Yeah, we're going to be gluing 

626
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,800
macaroni pieces to a piece of 
cardboard paper. 

627
00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:47,040
Pills. 
Did they know where I'm going? 

628
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,360
You say boulder pills, boner 
pills. 

629
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,560
I'll take some. 
I've heard of that town. 

630
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:58,600
So as you travel east to head 
toward Lakeside, you can see off

631
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:03,280
in a field, you see three groups
of of about 50 zombies. 

632
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,440
What you've been running into a 
lot lately, It's kind of weird. 

633
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,400
They're always 50. 
So you kind of see them. 

634
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,280
They're not. 
You're not in any kind of danger

635
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:15,200
with them or anything like that.
We're not saying the presence of

636
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,560
1 Brad Dad. 
Yeah, the Brad. 

637
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,360
Dad, Dad. 
There he is. 

638
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,960
So you see, you see Brad coming,
he's just flying on his 

639
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,880
motorcycle. 
He has what looks to be like an 

640
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,520
oversized from the distance 
you're at, looks like some kind 

641
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:35,200
of weird oversized backpack. 
And he comes flying down the 

642
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:40,880
road and he sees the zombies and
he does this really awesome turn

643
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:45,760
on his bike where he he goes off
road, does a couple of wheelies.

644
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,840
And then he gets around this 
first group of zombies that are 

645
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,720
closest to him and he starts 
riding around him. 

646
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,440
And as he's riding around him, 
you see what he actually has is 

647
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,600
a flamethrower on his back. 
And he starts using this 

648
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,600
flamethrower to create a 
perimeter around the group of 

649
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,840
zombies, thereby hurting them 
All in all into one spot. 

650
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,120
And he just starts once he does 
that, then he starts throwing 

651
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,800
malts off cocktail just one 
after the other, just lighting 

652
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,320
them on his on the not the few 
that the I guess it'd be the 

653
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,440
pilot on the the flamethrower 
and just starts throwing those 

654
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,320
into the crowd just one after 
the other. 

655
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,360
Just he's just pulling them out 
of his bag, throwing them in all

656
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,680
while he's riding, which is like
pretty awesome writing if you 

657
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,320
ask me. 
I don't think I could do that. 

658
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,160
Not really. 
I know Cletus is something you 

659
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,400
do every day, but it's still 
pretty impressive. 

660
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,600
You know I have the combat 
driving perk, but you know it's 

661
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,960
fine. 
So within a matter of seconds, 

662
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:46,120
he takes and just completely 
decimates this entire group of 

663
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,040
zombies. 
They're just, they're just gone.

664
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,880
Marcus, remember when I did that
with one swing on my chain? 

665
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,520
He needs a whole flamethrower to
do it. 

666
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:59,240
Yeah, and like 20. 5 cocktails. 
Am I impressed? 

667
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,560
No. 
He's on the right track and I 

668
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,520
respect him for. 
It he's he's getting there. 

669
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,720
He's getting there. 
He's I wouldn't call him daddy 

670
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:09,000
Ashley just yeah, but you know. 
Oh, hey, Speaking of which, 

671
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaking of which, we have 
Thursday. 

672
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,040
We had a report today. 
Yeah, yeah. 

673
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,920
Hit the brinks. 
We got to go on the radio. 

674
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,920
Slam. 
Z Get to the backseat. 

675
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,480
Come in, come in. 
This is horn dogs one over. 

676
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,600
What? 
Ash Master. 

677
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,200
Master. 
Master. 

678
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,120
Come in. 
Ash Master. 

679
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,080
This is Horn Dog one. 
I thought we were over this. 

680
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,960
Free bird. 
Oh, free burner over. 

681
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,160
No, we're mobile, Peter. 
Oh, we're yeah, mobile Peter 

682
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,560
over. 
Mobile Mobile Vader and Marcus 

683
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,680
no I. 
I thought we were over this. 

684
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,720
My name's my name's not Brad 
Ashley. 

685
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,600
I didn't call me Brad Ashley 
over. 

686
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,880
We said Ashley Madison, said 
Ashley Madison. 

687
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,680
My name's not Ashley Madison. 
Either rolls off the tongue. 

688
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:01,000
It's James Merritt. 
All right, Ashley, we met the, 

689
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,520
we met the real. 
Brad Ashley I know I did too. 

690
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,560
Wasn't it cool? 
He's pissed at you. 

691
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,480
He hates you. 
Wait, so are you in town? 

692
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,600
He asked me to, he asked me to 
write the zombie survival guide.

693
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,200
I'm I'm busy doing that. 
What are you in town? 

694
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,400
Are you in Shy town right now? 
Yeah. 

695
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,600
Are you in town? 
No, I'm, I'm, I'm, no, I'm, 

696
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,160
yeah, I'm, I'm back in, I'm back
in Boston. 

697
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,760
I went back to Boston. 
Boston. 

698
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,920
Not Boston, Baltimore. 
I get those two cities confused.

699
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,360
There's so much to like. 
Yeah, I thought we could get 

700
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,240
some, you know, some some Taco 
pizza, or we could go down to 

701
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,720
the beef and have some Italian 
beef sandwiches. 

702
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,840
Well, so go. 
Do it. 

703
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,120
Why are you calling me I? 
Want to do to come with? 

704
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:41,960
I miss. 
You. 

705
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:46,040
You did what? 
Yeah, yeah, I miss hanging out 

706
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,760
with you. 
Really. 

707
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,040
I didn't think you guys liked. 
Me. 

708
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,960
You make fun of me all the time.
Stories when all the. 

709
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,200
Gay. 
I'm gay when I'm not. 

710
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,480
Yeah, all the guys are joking. 
Gay guy. 

711
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,640
I'm not you agreement to be your
next husband like. 

712
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,440
No. 
Underneath your desk right now, 

713
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:06,200
giving you. 
Yeah, yeah. 

714
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,760
Yeah, that's really gross. 
Yeah, I don't have 17 wives 

715
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,360
either. 
Okay. 

716
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:15,480
I was just, no, I was trying to 
prove it that, but I'm not gay. 

717
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,720
Okay, anyways, we're tracking 
down a bunch of doctors. 

718
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:23,080
I got a homeless drunk, I've got
a guy who smokes too much pot, 

719
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,440
I've got a bridge that this is 
on people and I'm hunting down 

720
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,560
potentially my baby Mama. 
I don't know. 

721
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,640
And the cowboy that talks funny.
And the cowboy that talks funny?

722
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,080
Forget about the cowboy that 
talks funny. 

723
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,440
He has that gun. 
My gun. 

724
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,560
But basically. 
I need. 

725
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,320
You guys to stop mocking me? 
Me and Mark are doing all the 

726
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,040
heavy lifting. 
I mean, if we're, if I'm going 

727
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,320
to be honest, this chick you 
sent with us is complete 

728
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,280
garbage. 
She doesn't do anything. 

729
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,200
I I didn't send. 
Anybody with you? 

730
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,280
We should have. 
Married her. 

731
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,080
You should have married her and 
put her in when you're Haram. 

732
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,640
What? 
Arab or whatever. 

733
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,400
It's is she hot? 
Is she hot? 

734
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,800
I think she's ugly. 
Oh well. 

735
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,520
I mean, find not enough find not
enough Adam's apple for you. 

736
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,000
But you know what? 
I got the bottom. 

737
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,400
Jeans. 
On the on the plus side, Ashley 

738
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,320
Madison, she does have sex with 
zombies, so she'll probably have

739
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:25,000
sex with you. 
Eiffel Tower. 

740
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,480
That's all. 
You know, there's that. 

741
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,760
Anyways, we're going to go to 
Beyoncé the world, and you sit 

742
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,840
there on your little tiny butt 
and talk to your husbands. 

743
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,200
OK? 
Hi. 

744
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,280
You guys are so weird, love you.
Yeah, I I don't think so. 

745
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,720
Give your husband a kiss for me.
And Marcus? 

746
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:54,200
I'm here too. 
All right, so there's 100 

747
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,840
zombies leftover in this field. 
You guys can drive on past if 

748
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,440
you want. 
Looks like Brad Ashley hasn't 

749
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,040
taken care of unless you want to
just jump in and help him. 

750
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,120
I think Brad to dad to dad to 
dad to dad to dad to daddy 

751
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:09,200
hasn't. 
Well, he stops and he he waves 

752
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,640
at you guys. 
Go get him, brothers. 

753
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:12,560
Flip them off. 
You're not. 

754
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,960
You're not even going to help 
all. 

755
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,720
Right, driving by a shoot as I'm
driving by a shoot warrant just.

756
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,920
Going to say. 
Like I can't like we're driving 

757
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,120
by, but I'll get on the chain 
gun and just pop, pop, pop, pop,

758
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,600
pop, pop, pop. 
There we go. 

759
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:31,800
Okay, 16. 
Okay, so so yeah, you OK? 

760
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,120
Yeah. 
So roll, roll damage fetus. 

761
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,520
OK, OK, OK. 
I'm shooting at him with my Colt

762
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,720
1860 Army revolver, which is A5 
D 6 + 3 all right. 

763
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,560
Oh, sorry, wrong. 117 + 3 is a 
20. 

764
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,640
Or Yeah. 
All right, so you you took one 

765
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:54,320
of them down. 
Wallace, go ahead and roll for 

766
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,480
your damage. 
What are you using? 

767
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,160
I rolled I rolled A-16 with the 
chain gun and. 

768
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,000
Oh, that's right. 
Yeah. 90, OK, yeah. 

769
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,160
So you took you took out, took 
out five. 

770
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:10,200
Let's do 90's a lot of damage. 
Let's do 7. 

771
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,280
You took out seven zombies. 
OK. 

772
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,600
And then? 
The drive by, I kind of salute 

773
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,080
Brad Ashley. 
Jolene took a shot. 

774
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,600
She actually hit something this 
time. 

775
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:28,280
She hits, she hits the group and
she takes out 25 of them, 17. 

776
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:33,920
So yeah, you guys, while you're 
driving past, you just decimated

777
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,480
the group of 50. 
And he salutes, salutes all of 

778
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,760
you. 
And then he he does this, he 

779
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:44,480
pops a Willy and then flips his 
bike over to the right to to 

780
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,400
head towards the full group of 
50. 

781
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,360
And he's just, he's just full 
throttle on it the whole ways, 

782
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,320
heading straight into the group.
Bye, have a good time. 

783
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,640
Hope you find. 
You. 

784
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:01,840
Dad to dad to dad, you do. 
See as he is driving up on him, 

785
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:06,280
he's got a a blade that flips 
out of the bottom of on the back

786
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:10,120
of his bike is something he 
didn't have before and he starts

787
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,640
slicing into the legs of the 
zombies and starts putting them 

788
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,440
on the ground. 
Throwing. 

789
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,640
He's definitely got blue. 
Ribbon can of beer at the 

790
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:23,760
Zombies. 
It's kind of warm hit something 

791
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,560
that had and all you hear is. 
That's awesome. 

792
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,280
I love that. 
Oh man. 

793
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,640
Yep. 
So, OK, so as you leave, he's 

794
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,160
he's just busy going to town. 
He doesn't look like he's having

795
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,480
an issue. 
He's doing a lot better than 

796
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,720
what he was before. 
Good, good. 

797
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,160
Tough love, tough love. 
Yeah. 

798
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,720
So you guys head South Down to 
Adler planet Adler Planetarium, 

799
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:49,480
which just has so happens to be 
right next to Shedd Aquarium. 

800
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,960
I've been there. 
Same block. 

801
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,080
We were here. 
So you go, Yeah. 

802
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,680
So you head back down there. 
There's the outside of it. 

803
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,320
What enormous ginormous 
smokestack here. 

804
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,920
Henry, you were here. 
Were you having a love affair 

805
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,680
with this Doctor Moore, Ira? 
Yeah. 

806
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,680
Did you have sex with my baby 
Mama? 

807
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,480
Yeah, an aquarium. 
What are you talking about I. 

808
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,560
Think he's had a stroke? 
I don't know. 

809
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,480
Yeah, I don't understand what he
said. 

810
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,880
Let's just. 
Make I did not do anything with 

811
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,600
my gun. 
That's no, that's good. 

812
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,480
That's. 
Good job, buddy, Good job. 

813
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,040
Good. 
Job not doing nothing with your 

814
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,760
gun buddy. 
Yeah. 

815
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,600
I'm proud of. 
You Gold Star this week. 

816
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:35,120
So as you guys go in Adler, you 
you wander around for a while. 

817
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,120
There's quite a few exhibits in 
there, more than I thought there

818
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,720
would be. 
It's it's kind of a neat looking

819
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,000
place. 
It's like a museum and 

820
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,800
planetarium. 
Yeah. 

821
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,200
It looks like a really fun place
to go. 

822
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,760
I I recommended. 
It I don't think Marcus would be

823
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,640
having a good time because he's 
a flat earther. 

824
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,800
That actually that makes sense. 
They're just promoting an 

825
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,360
agenda. 
I'm an. 

826
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:01,680
Earth, Arthur. 
It's a plate on the back of the 

827
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,760
Great Turtle. 
Well, I don't know what's 

828
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:08,240
underneath, but I'm open minded.
Oh, I'm muted. 

829
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:12,880
That muted the whole time. 
Wow, I was getting ready to blow

830
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,440
my nose. 
OK, so as you wander through the

831
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,240
hallways, you come come across 
for. 

832
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:23,560
A plate of Denny's. 
And a coffee. 

833
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,360
And a you see this lady, she's, 
she looks like she's about 80 or

834
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,960
90 years old, but in reality 
she's probably only 40208050. 

835
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:39,600
Yeah, it. 
Was my 27 years 80 or 90? 

836
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:44,280
You're sick. 
I am 27 years young and I have 

837
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,040
been for the last 20-7 years. 
What are you? 

838
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,520
Who are you guys? 
We're kind of the saviors of 

839
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,520
Tyraq. 
The heck is Chiraq? 

840
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,400
I don't know something clearly. 
Have you seen my Star Boy? 

841
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,840
Been looking all over the. 
Multiverse for Star Boy? 

842
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,320
Yeah, I've seen he won't escape 
me. 

843
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,960
Hey. 
I found this picture. 

844
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,120
Oh damn, you compare my star 
boy. 

845
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:14,800
He doesn't I all. 
Right, I'm going to roll for 

846
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,600
Moira. 
She attacks. 

847
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,160
Wait a minute. 
The vision abandoned. 

848
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,520
That gives her up. 
At work. 

849
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:34,080
I'm taking control of the FEC. 
She rolls 11 because she had a. 

850
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,400
Bullstand. 
But still on that one. 

851
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,600
It trips by accident, swallows 
her cigarette. 

852
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:52,880
I take control of the. 
Palladium. 

853
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:12,600
I take control of. 
The. 

854
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:24,560
I want to be vibro teeth. 
Jar of peanut butter. 

855
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:37,080
Jar of peanut butter. 
I had a feeling this episode was

856
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,760
going to go really nuts. 
You are right. 

857
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,960
It did not disappoint. 
I want to be more as Virginia 

858
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:57,360
Slim. 
Man so as she picks herself up 

859
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,800
off the ground after trying to 
attack everybody with her 

860
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,520
cigarette. 
That's how much. 

861
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,960
Damage Palladium does when Joe 
or when Joe's character tries to

862
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,560
take control. 
Of him after he bites him. 

863
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,920
She's she's just totally 
derailed there. 

864
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,880
OK, have you seen my Oh boy, 
It's not the ball stance. 

865
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,240
It's not Paul Stanley. 
You're the doctor, Moira, that's

866
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,120
worked on Ultra Cure. 
I don't know what this Ultra 

867
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,120
cure is, but my name's not Boy 
Ira. 

868
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,480
It's Moira. 
Billy Eiler. 

869
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,360
Bedford. 
Group, right? 

870
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,400
What? 
You work with the Bedford group,

871
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,960
right? 
I've heard I worked in the 

872
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,040
right. 
People are associated with the 

873
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,080
actual Bedford. 
Their studies are used. 

874
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,760
And a yeah, I worked in bed with
a group, all right, Sure. 

875
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,560
I I did that one night in 
Vietnam. 

876
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,440
I had like 5 or 6 guys. 
The night that I had Star Boy, I

877
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,400
didn't have him. 
That's when he was conceived. 

878
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,800
It makes sense. 
It makes sense. 

879
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,360
Yeah, that was back in the. 
The Margarita time, I don't like

880
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,640
to talk about it because you 
know, there was a gay guy 

881
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,760
involved. 
Did you bang this guy? 

882
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,880
What? 
He looks familiar. 

883
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,040
Up in front. 
I don't know, it's been like 

884
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,600
hundreds and hundreds of men 
over the years slap his. 

885
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,920
Boots Marcus Marcus just holds 
cleanest by like the back of his

886
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,120
shirt. 
He's he's muted. 

887
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,000
This guy. 
You were? 

888
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,480
Yeah. 
It looked like you were trying 

889
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:26,880
to talk. 
I'm. 

890
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,360
Touching. 
I'm touching the planets. 

891
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,120
No. 
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. 

892
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,720
Now I get it. 
That's my butt. 

893
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,040
What's what's your name there? 
A hot guy. 

894
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,640
Marcus. 
Marcus. 

895
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:40,400
Not you. 
The guy in the biker jacket 

896
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:45,360
looks like no. 
The guy that The guy that. 

897
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:53,600
Smells like Marlboro menthols. 
Yeah, you you smoke menthols, 

898
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,840
don't you? 
I can smell it. 

899
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,000
You're pretty hot. 
Sissy boy. 

900
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,320
Yeah. 
Did I bang you one day? 

901
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,600
I don't know. 
But before you come on to me, 

902
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,120
I'm scared of women. 
I had sex with this one whore 

903
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,240
back in the 90s in Vietnam and 
it it scarred me for life. 

904
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,840
I hate women now. 
Wait, scare me. 

905
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,240
Wait. 
OK, guy got me pregnant. 

906
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:18,600
Where were you back in the 90s? 
You were in the Vietnam, were 

907
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,880
you? 
Yeah, I was fighting the 

908
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,800
Vietnamese. 
That was you. 

909
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,320
You. 
You begged the guy who said he 

910
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,880
killed a bunch of a bunch of 
Vietcong. 

911
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,560
Yeah, yeah, I begged him just 
because of that. 

912
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,680
That could be anybody. 
No, that was you were the only 

913
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,040
guy. 
I never begged any Vietcong, I 

914
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,240
don't think. 
The government doesn't exist 

915
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,040
anymore. 
You can't sue me for child. 

916
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:44,000
Support No, I'm I'm not trying. 
I just want to find my Starboy. 

917
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,080
He's my inspiration for the poor
boy. 

918
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,520
Ever. 
He might be your boy. 

919
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,120
Nope. 
I bang like five guys that 

920
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:56,280
night. 
Say could have been five guys. 

921
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,680
He looks a lot like you. 
Nope, go talk to the birds. 

922
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,920
I don't like peanuts. 
Might have got stuck in there. 

923
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,280
I. 
Honestly, the probability of you

924
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,360
finding the dad to your little 
star boy, it's probably low 

925
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,280
because you are a human Turkey 
baster. 

926
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,320
Yeah, 400 lbs ago, you're 
probably pretty attractive. 

927
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,280
And it's Thanksgiving. 
I used to be a lot more slender 

928
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,200
back. 
Then it's Thanksgiving. 

929
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:28,440
I'm not as hot as I used to be, 
but I'm still pretty. 

930
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,640
Smoke Virginia Slims doesn't 
mean. 

931
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,240
Yeah, I found that out the hard 
way. 

932
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:40,080
See. 
That. 

933
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,120
You played. 
You played baby roulette? 

934
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:48,240
Yeah. 
I don't know. 

935
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,360
I've been waiting. 
I've been here waiting for him. 

936
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,240
Oh, so you're a bad mom, got it.
No, he disappeared. 

937
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,120
He he, we had a fight and he 
left. 

938
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,920
What'd you fight about what you 
fight? 

939
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,080
About. 
I told him how he was going to 

940
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:05,160
live his life, didn't think I 
knew what I was doing. 

941
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,960
And so you laughed all. 
Right. 

942
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:08,360
Well, do you know what you're 
doing? 

943
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,640
Yeah. 
Yeah, the Moira, of course. 

944
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,120
Simply might have died in a 
yacht crash. 

945
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,800
We're not sure when. 
I'm my name's Marcus. 

946
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,880
It doesn't mean anything. 
Marcus. 

947
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:23,360
Yeah, I used to date. 
This guy named Marcus, he was 

948
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,200
pretty good. 
Big in black. 

949
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,360
No, wait, one of them was yeah, 
yeah. 

950
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:35,120
I share my name with a lot of 
black people so I have an N word

951
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,520
pass. 
Yeah, that. 

952
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,120
I mean, that makes sense. 
Nigeria. 

953
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,560
Just gonna kill Vietnamese 
doesn't mean I get to call them 

954
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,240
any word I want. 
Doesn't it though? 

955
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:48,560
No, I think. 
So to the to the victor goes to 

956
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:52,960
spoils. 
Well then, why did I bang you? 

957
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,880
Pity. 
Oh yeah. 

958
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,480
It was his birthday. 
That's right. 

959
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,720
Oh yeah. 
And it was Thanksgiving, and you

960
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,080
were the Turkey baster. 
Oh yeah, it's. 

961
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,200
Like all you can have sex 
buffet. 

962
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,320
Yeah, so. 
Sex buffet, Yeah. 

963
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,120
Well, so you asked about the 
Benford group? 

964
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,200
Well, they did. 
Yeah, I'm still trying to. 

965
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,520
Figure out your son. 
Yeah, Big Benny. 

966
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,800
Well, I said you kind of you 
look a lot like him or he looks 

967
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,160
a lot like you. 
I don't know. 

968
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,360
Big Benny. 
What? 

969
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,680
Big Benny. 
Yeah, Benny, the the Clock in 

970
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,400
England. 
The Big Ben. 

971
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:35,440
Oh, that doesn't make any sense.
OK, anyway, we're. 

972
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,760
Talking. 
We're talking about the. 

973
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,600
Benford Group and what you do 
for the Benford Group. 

974
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,880
Yeah, yeah, in someone's leg. 
I no, I didn't. 

975
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,360
No, no, not this time. 
No. 

976
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,360
They wanted me. 
They came to me and wanted me to

977
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:52,160
to figure out a way to enhance 
the human immune system. 

978
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,360
So I started enhancing T cells 
and I I. 

979
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,440
Used that T virus. 
No, not the T virus. 

980
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,240
That's something totally 
different. 

981
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:01,840
I didn't have anything to do 
with that one. 

982
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,840
He knows our Resident Evil Lower
Marcus. 

983
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:07,840
OK, good, good. 
Yeah, no, so, so I, I had been, 

984
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:11,640
my system was pretty ingenious. 
I that then these all were 

985
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,360
supposed to be with nanites, 
right? 

986
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,400
And so they would go in and 
they're, they're so part of 

987
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,800
their, the thing that I would 
program them to do is they would

988
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,120
go in and they would, they would
organize the T cells in the 

989
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,360
sections in the armies. 
And then they would give them a 

990
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,520
drug to make them rest certain 
groups for like two or three 

991
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,600
days. 
You know, like 3 on, two off and

992
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,560
two on and three off kind of 
thing. 

993
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,960
Using that, using this Trinity. 
I'm sorry, this dicentinib. 

994
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,840
Yeah, you probably don't know 
what that is, but it's a drug 

995
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:46,200
that makes your immune system 
like go to sleep. 

996
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,280
And so they would go on a 
schedule. 

997
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,520
So it'd make them, you know, 
stronger to be able to fight 

998
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:56,000
off, you know, invaders and and 
they were to work in in harmony 

999
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,920
with some of the other weapon 
systems. 

1000
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,560
I don't know. 
I didn't know much about it. 

1001
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:03,280
All I know is I had to enhance 
the T cells but that's all I 

1002
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,000
know. 
So your ice. 

1003
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:09,520
No, no, this is the I'm assuming
in the human body, but I wasn't 

1004
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,560
told much. 
Why? 

1005
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,520
Why did you come with us? 
We have a gaggle of doctors that

1006
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,720
also worked on this. 
Oh, you guys did too well 

1007
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,520
yesterday, lady, I did. 
With my God, but you. 

1008
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,360
Don't. 
No, we, I don't know this lady. 

1009
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,240
Partner Mentalized. 
She did not piss upon my leg. 

1010
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,560
Like these round earthers? 
I didn't have a gentrified 

1011
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,960
scientists. 
Like this right now. 

1012
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,560
They kept them all separate so 
that they wouldn't know what 

1013
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,680
each one was doing, so nobody 
would have. 

1014
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,440
There would be no culpability if
the whole thing failed. 

1015
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,400
Yeah, gentrify. 
Collaborate and listen. 

1016
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,040
Basically, yeah. 
What? 

1017
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,560
Yeah, I know what he said. 
OK. 

1018
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,360
So I, I guess I'll go with you 
guys if, if that's what 

1019
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,080
everybody else is doing, maybe 
I'll find Starboy that way. 

1020
00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,000
I don't know. 
Just stay away. 

1021
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,920
I've been here waiting for like 
3 months. 

1022
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:02,240
Oh yeah, he's. 
Dead. 

1023
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,160
He's dead. 
Yeah, you can finally join the. 

1024
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:08,080
No. 
Don't talk about my Starboy that

1025
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:12,000
way. 
We can kill Paul Stanley. 

1026
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,320
Guys, Jolene, we'll finally have
someone to talk to. 

1027
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Good, it gets her way from me. 
Yeah, she's annoying. 

1028
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,880
I don't like her, Wallace. 
She tries to like, hop all over 

1029
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,800
me. 
She tries to hop all over. 

1030
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,760
Me. 
Yeah, at this point she's been 

1031
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,680
giving me looks. 
When I she's been looking at me 

1032
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:35,000
when I disrobe. 
I bend over in my dress. 

1033
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,520
She sneaks a peek. 
I saw a dust of wind once 

1034
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,000
picked. 
Up become a doormat in this 

1035
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:46,560
relationship and I feel like 
we've just really grown apart at

1036
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,840
this point. 
You guys drinking up? 

1037
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,120
Oh no. 
Don't that do its part? 

1038
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,040
I'm just saying. 
Wait, you guys got married? 

1039
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,760
I wasn't your best man. 
No, you would be the maid of 

1040
00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:58,960
honor. 
We've talked about this. 

1041
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,320
I'll be here, maid of honor, 
even though I have mixed 

1042
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,360
feelings about Jolie. 
I refuse to be a part of your 

1043
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,680
wedding. 
If I'm, if I even come to the 

1044
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,720
wedding where they say speak 
now, forever. 

1045
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,440
Hold your peace. 
I'm not speaking. 

1046
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:14,160
Dick Cheney speaking. 
Yeah. 

1047
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,720
Wait. 
Cletus, I was going to ask you 

1048
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,120
to officiate. 
OK. 

1049
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:25,440
Palladium will officiate. 
Palladium will officiate. 

1050
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,080
Is Ziegler a flower girl? 
No, I was. 

1051
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,400
Gonna. 
Say 100%? 

1052
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,640
I guess not. 
I mean he could like launch the 

1053
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,200
the pedals out of his mouth. 
Yeah, no. 

1054
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:42,800
OK, guess not really. 
Zeke. 

1055
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,240
Not even for a jar of peanut 
butter. 

1056
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:48,040
That's gay. 
I'll consider it. 

1057
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,080
You know what? 
Good enough? 

1058
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,440
Probably. 
No, No. 

1059
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,920
Well. 
Just keep that weekend open, 

1060
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,000
buddy. 
OK. 

1061
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:03,840
Fine, twist my arm. 
Well, that that ends the 

1062
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,720
episode. 
Next week will be our yeah, 

1063
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,880
next, next week will be our our 
last episode. 

1064
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:17,760
Yep, already the next the next 
name on the list is Doctor Ray 

1065
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:23,920
Ray Marshy. 
I don't give up. 

1066
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,480
Keisha Ray, stop. 
You're going to make the ghost 

1067
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:33,040
mad. 
Oh nice, now from from zombies 

1068
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:37,840
at work. 00. 
Oh, that You sound disappointed,

1069
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:38,240
man. 
I have. 

1070
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,400
That's that hurts my feelings. 
All right. 

1071
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,080
No, that's fine. 
Wait, who's Ray? 

1072
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,000
Ray. 
Yeah, I don't remember who Ray 

1073
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,040
Ray was. 
Alex's character from Zombies. 

1074
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,040
At work. 
Oh, Rachel. 

1075
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,240
I'm deathly terrified of moths, 
but I work in a warehouse. 

1076
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,360
You'd think I'd learn my lesson,
but I won't. 

1077
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,160
Nope. 
Also terrified of blood. 

1078
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:12,000
Also terrified of dust. 
Also terrified of yeah, pretty 

1079
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000
much everything. 
I'll do anything for pizza, 

1080
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:19,760
anything I'm cosplaying. 
I'm role-playing as Cody again. 

1081
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,560
No gotcha, gotcha. 
No, this is true. 

1082
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,320
Enjoys his taxes. 
Probably not as much anymore 

1083
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:29,080
all. 
Right. 

1084
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:30,560
I don't. 
I don't know the law behind 

1085
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,480
that. 
He actually, he had a heart 

1086
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,760
attack here a couple weeks ago. 
What? 

1087
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,920
Yeah, he's OK. 
They couldn't figure out why he 

1088
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,720
even had one. 
He just had one. 

1089
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,320
I didn't find out about it until
like a week later. 

1090
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,160
And I was like, what? 
I'd ask if you're OK, but I 

1091
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,680
guess you are. 
Yeah, I'm fine. 

1092
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:54,160
Yeah, no big deal. 
I'm not a glitching thumbs all. 

1093
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,080
Yeah, he probably didn't have 
any Big Macs that day. 

1094
00:59:58,040 --> 00:59:59,560
The next day, yeah, the. 
Next day. 

1095
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,840
Yeah. 
OK, All right. 

1096
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,240
Well, thank you, Mr. Master, for
that episode. 

1097
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:12,600
TuneIn next week or Star Boy? 
The return of menthols. 

1098
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:17,280
Star Boy. 
And we'll see everybody there. 

1099
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,760
So Nick, listen, I hope you 
enjoy listening as much as we 

1100
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,920
enjoy playing it. 
And we'll see you on the next 

1101
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,400
episode. 
That concludes the story from 

1102
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,440
now. 
If you like the tales so far, 

1103
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,480
stick around. 
I might tell you more next time.

1104
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,440
Now where did I put my supplies?
