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The main menu podcast presents 
Z&D under the table. 

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Everything is everything weird 
is happening as just as the 

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files came out I noticed. 
Yeah, it's like the kind of 

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distracted and I think there's 
going to be a lot more, you 

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know, weird stuff like and you 
know, I mean, so are all of the 

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files actually true? 
You know, it's not as if when 

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you when they're being read that
like everything that's in 

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contained therein is 100% true. 
It's hard to really know. 

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Like for instance. 
Videos. 

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Yeah, so it looks like the the. 
Yeah. 

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And it's like the original Joe 
Biden was actually killed. 

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So was I can't think of his 
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He was a senator, ran for 
president against Obama, McCain,

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John McCain. 
Both Biden and McCain were 

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executed for treason in 
Guantanamo Bay. 

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And the Joe Biden that we knew 
as president wasn't actually Joe

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Biden, which which is one that I
always suspected because the guy

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that that was actually our 
president for what was that? 

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Was that four years, eight 
years, eight years, eight years?

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Yeah, he did. 
Yeah, he did run. 

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Biden was a four year. 
He was a six term president. 

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I thought I thought it was 6. 
Term, yeah, no, he didn't run 

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two, he didn't win 2 terms no, 
he got in there four years and 

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Trump kicked. 
Him back because he was, yeah, 

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because he was. 
He was going to. 

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Oh yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, run it again 16 to. 20 

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Yep. 
And then 20. 4. 

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He just didn't. 
He didn't look the same. 

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His voice didn't sound exactly 
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The thing with the ear? 
And it looks different too, like

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I. 
Did the earlobe when it's 

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connected or disconnected? 
That's kind of a big deal. 

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It is and. 
There was a. 

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There was one video where, and I
know you know you can get folds 

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in the back of your neck, 
especially as you age. 

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He literally had like you could 
see a mask like the seam of a 

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mask at the base. 
Of the with like the different 

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skin colour underneath? 
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Like slightly different skin 
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The the thing, the thing with me
is that I thought I remember you

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guys say original Joe Biden. 
It might be a Mandela Effect but

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I specifically remember him 
being a more a more rounded 

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face. 
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Look up, look up. 
I mean, just the the 2008 Joe 

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Biden and the comparison, 
they're completely different 

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faces. 
Yeah, and I. 

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Realize like they said. 
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It's just different face like 
all together. 

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And the eye color. 
The eye color is always, always 

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a big deal. 
The funny thing is that people 

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said they were they were like 
the new Joe Biden. 

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Jim Carrey is playing him, but. 
If you're. 

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In the France thing, Jim 
Carrey's gone. 

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We lost Jim Carrey secretly. 
He had an imposter at the France

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speech. 
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Looked nothing like him. 
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His eye color changed. 
Jim Carrey's gone. 

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We lost him. 
Let me look it up. 

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Let me show you guys. 
Yeah, I that was something I saw

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yesterday or today, Jim. 
Carrey, France. 

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Everybody's talking about it. 
Nobody buys it. 

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He looks like an alien, like 
it's not the Jim Carrey we knew.

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And. 
He doesn't even sound like him. 

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He would not get plastic surgery
opposed to memes. 

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The eye color doesn't change 
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Or why would he wear colored 
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Right. 
So the left is Jim Carrey and 

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then the right is the body 
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He doesn't sound anything like 
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And the the content of what he 
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he's like, yeah, he's like, I 
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France and I'm thinking, oh, I'm
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Just weird. 
Like he's. 

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It is so yeah, it yeah. 
Is is the eye color is 

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completely different. 
This the the lips are completely

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different. 
The cheekbones are way too 

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pronounced. 
It it looks like he looks like a

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Jim Carrey that went through a 
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his foot. 
It it does, but he doesn't have 

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like the lines in his face like 
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What we see is the right side of
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left side of his face. 
Is is not even present in the 

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other pic, the other two 
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If you look at the video of him 
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Jim Carrey at France Reporters, 
you're just like who? 

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Who is that? 
Is that that's a really big 

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thing too. 
That's that's how I recognize a 

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lot of actors that haven't aged 
well is their their lip 

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movements. 
Yeah, it's a guy in a mask, like

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you can tell. 
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because we're not going to get a
Sonic 4 probably. 

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Now. 
Did they even have a third one? 

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Wasn't that the one with Shadow 
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Yeah. 
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playing Jim Carrey playing 
Doctor Eggman, that's going too 

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deep. 
It's like Inception. 

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He's watching the video away. 
That's not him at all. 

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Not even he's like what? 
He's fooled. 

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By right side of his lip curls 
differently. 

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What video are you watching 
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There's. 
One where he's talking to the 

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reporters. 
He doesn't even sound like him. 

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No, he does. 
Voice is not his. 

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No. 
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Let. 
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Let me see if I can find it 
Cheddar. 

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I found it. 
That's nuts. 

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Look, if you see the comments 
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it, not a single person, I'll 
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That's really, really weird. 
Oh yeah, there's a video that's 

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literally entitled Jim's. 
Jim Carrey's new face is 

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interesting. 
But he was one of those guys 

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that knew too much. 
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Makes it more suspicious. 
A lot of people are saying that 

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like there's no way that Jim 
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award because he just stopped 
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Ago he hated going to these 
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enthralled his his body double 
performance is him being so 

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enthralled by the performance 
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This made me so uncomfortable. 
Where the hell is? 

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Jim, right? 
Yeah, that is not him. 

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Not at all. 
It looks a lot like him, but 

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it's not him. 
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too. 
That's our voice is really 

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different. 
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He has like in this one, he has 
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higher register than usual. 
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Wow, that's just crazy. 
So I hadn't looked too much into

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that. 
I I had seen that earlier in the

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day when I pretty deep like all 
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floors me like like, I don't 
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there's a lot of stuff that goes
on behind the scenes that we you

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know, we'll never know about, 
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Think they must know, right? 
And they're rubbed, and it's 

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kind of like mocking it, like in
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that to the reporters, he said 
I'm dead. 

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that he's actually dead. 
I know. 

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said, it's just rubbing it like,
in his face, like his legacy and

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just the whole thing that he 
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award show. 
Like that's not him at all. 

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Crazy. 
I went pretty deep into it 

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today. 
I think they do this though. 

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They put it in our face so that 
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can do. 
About what? 

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Yeah, exactly. 
Like the the whole thing of I 

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remember it because I remember 
this growing up the Got Milk 

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campaign. 
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Was huge. 
They were pushing it like crazy 

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and. 
And where to miss, Where to 

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missing kids go? 
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And so you have what was it that
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like like Wednesday, Thursday, 
it was it was along those lines.

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It was, oh, there was the same 
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pictures on the milk cartoons. 
You had all these celebrities 

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drinking milk and it says got 
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Like that was their whole slogan
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6-7 years. 
Ago. 

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Like, we know what we did and 
we're proud of it, even. 

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Yeah. 
And you can't prove it. 

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Yeah. 
And you and you have guys like 

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Alex Jones. 
And we're just going to make you

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look like him. 
We're just going to make you 

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look crazy. 
Yeah, Yep. 

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All this stuff he's pretty much 
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And I think I think there's, 
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like, like Britney Spears has 
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them, probably Jay-Z, I think 
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For sure. 
For sure not Jay-Z. 

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Kanye. 
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They got Kanye hard. 
They make those guys look crazy.

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They MK Ultra and they, they 
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garbage and and they go nuts and
oh man, look, he, he went crazy.

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You know, just must be the fame,
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just going to put them on the 
conservatorship and. 

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I think they they control. 
Their lives, yeah. 

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Yeah, I think. 
You know, but have you been down

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the black guy rabbit hole? 
Putting like psychotics in into 

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what's his name, Kanye's. 
Girls 100. 

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Yeah, certainly could have been,
Certainly could have been. 

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Have you been down the black guy
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Black guy. 
Don't look up black guys. 

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Black. 
Guy or a bunch of. 

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A bunch of celebrities just show
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like they got we're beaten. 
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time. 
You just, I believe, see 

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celebrities with black eyes, I 
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just like I felt. 
And it's like, no, you wouldn't 

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see their initiation with the 
call and they did what they did 

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to you. 
Well, so good job. 

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I've mentioned him to this guy 
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I may have even said it on the 
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The where is he Richie the 
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He's he's on YouTube, Richie the
Barber. 

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So I, I subscribe to his pod 
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He's only put up a couple of 
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YouTube. 
His presence is more on YouTube 

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than it is in podcast form. 
Just not very easy for me to, 

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you know, watch a lot of YouTube
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He was unsaved. 
He ended up getting saved and he

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but like before that he got. 
Oh yeah, I've heard about this 

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guy. 
Got into a bunch of Hollywood 

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parties and saw the stuff that 
actually goes on and he's he 

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blows a whistle on it apparently
on aliens and bunch of other 

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things. 
Like I guess he's seen a lot of 

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crazy stuff. 
And you never know if what 

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somebody's doing, you know, what
they say is just for clicks and 

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views, you know, but it's, it's 
stuff that kind of resonates 

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right now. 
Yeah, definitely. 

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And then you've got a lot of 
people that have come out said, 

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Oh yeah, you know, I was, I was 
molested, you know, when I was a

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kid, especially a lot of the 
child stars, Corey Feldman and 

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what's his name, Callie Culkin, 
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Then then it came out that 
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was not actually the pedophile 
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He's protecting the kids. 
He was actually protecting those

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kids. 
And then you watch the videos 

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and it's like, yeah, actually he
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just literally got the heart of 
a child and he's playing with 

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all these kids. 
The way he talks about it, he's 

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very passionate. 
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Bill Clinton, which is The funny
thing that's come out this week.

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I Did Bill Clinton have sexual 
relations with that wall man? 

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He's talking about the Epstein 
files and and he swears there's 

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nothing to worry about. 
Yeah, he he swore that he didn't

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one guy have sexual relations 
with Monica Lewinsky. 

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If there's one guy I know that's
trusted, it's that guy. 

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Trust. 
I wonder why haven't they made 

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it public yet? 
What's that the Epstein? 

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They did it is it is. 
Yeah, Joe and Dan have been 

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reading it and and getting very 
depressed and angry and. 

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So there was a lot of it that 
was that was leaked years ago. 

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A lot of the stuff that they're 
saying that they're, you know, 

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affirming now. 
I, I knew years ago, like, and 

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I've had time to, you know, 
absorb it, but it's some crazy 

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stuff, man. 
It's we're, we're in a place. 

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I don't, I don't know if we can 
come back from it as a, as a 

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country, as a, as a people, 
honestly. 

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I mean, people have always been 
people and man, sometimes people

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are just downright like, 
disgusting. 

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Oh yeah. 
How could you do that to another

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person like just? 
To a child. 

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Yeah, eating little kids. 
To a baby. 

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The whole I'll tell you another 
one. 

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Honestly, it looks it makes 
Michael Vick look like he's 

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actually a St. 
Right, I, I'll tell you if you 

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want to, if you want to watch 
something that'll make you 

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probably just like, I don't 
know, probably want to cry. 

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Look up. 
What is that panda eyes, the 

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stuff that they do to these 
little kids where they where 

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they'll put suction like a 
vacuum cleaner, whatever over 

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their their eye sockets until 
they till they look like little 

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pandas. 
I was saying they do, they do 

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that with, you know, grown 
celebrities too. 

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Then that was kind of the 
theory. 

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Yeah, yeah, probably. 
Yeah, they show up with black 

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guys. 
But yeah, of course they do it 

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to kids. 
Yeah, yeah, of course. 

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You know, of course. 
Why wouldn't you? 

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Somebody that can't fight back 
at all. 

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Yeah, they'll, they'll everyone 
dies. 

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You know, I yeah, everyone dies.
It honestly like, yeah, it it, 

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it makes me want to do what I 
know, I know Danny talked about 

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at one point in time wanting to 
just go out and start like 

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rescuing these these kids and 
these people that are that are 

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in in sex slavery. 
I mean, it's it's still a huge 

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thing that happened. 
I hadn't. 

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Yeah, I. 
Talked about we I started right 

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after college. 
That was right before I met 

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Michaela. 
But we talked about moving over 

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to over to, well, somewhere in 
Europe. 

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We would be more in a free 
country that is more like 

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American friendly. 
Yeah. 

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And then we would, we would live
in a freer country and then we 

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would drive into the bad 
countries and help people and 

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get them to a freer country. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, if I can support my family
and know that they were 

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supported full time, then I 
would take time off and train 

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and and do the things to rescue 
these kids. 

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I I honestly would love to be a 
part of that somehow. 

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That's the only thing holding me
back. 

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Right, I'm so. 
Pissed about. 

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All that man, right, that and 
and just that and just being 

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able to do things legally and 
not spending the rest of your 

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life in jail for some reason. 
I mean, I feel like I'd risk it.

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I don't know some of these guys,
man. 

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I know they know. 
Sent to an early grave. 

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Oh man, I'm yeah, that's not 
even a joke. 

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I mean, I've seen, I saw a video
one time of Obama and this was 

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before AI became a thing, but it
was definitely Obama. 

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He was. 
Talking with He was in a boat 

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and he was talking with, I want 
to say Clinton, but I don't 

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remember if it was him or who it
was. 

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But there was this Asian young 
lady who she might have been of 

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age, but if I, I don't think she
was, she looked like she was 

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1314 and she was, you couldn't 
exactly see what she was doing, 

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but you saw that she had got on 
down on her knees and you could 

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see the back of her head going 
up and down. 

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And it was right at his cross 
level. 

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He's just sitting there talking 
to whoever it was. 

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I don't remember who it was. 
You know, without trying to get 

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too unfamily friendly, family 
unfriendly, you know, I mean, 

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it's like you just, you see that
stuff and then you see a 

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whistleblower come out about 
against Obama like, Oh yeah, 

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every day when he was an 
Illinois senator, he was, he'd 

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pick me up and I was a little 
prostitute and I'd give him what

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he wanted every day on his way 
to the. 

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Is this you talking? 
Is this you talking? 

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Oh yeah. 
Funny. 

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Yeah, right. 
I wish. 

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Not even. 
You know what? 

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If if I did, it would be all 
just to just. 

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To quote Shawshank Redemption, 
whatever you put in there, 

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you're going to lose. 
Yeah. 

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Yep, it's the other contingency 
plan. 

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Yeah. 
If I'm ever in prison, what? 

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Do you think Danny? 
I try not to. 

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Yeah, it hurts. 
Doesn't. 

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It I'm all about that, but I. 
Think this is a heavy a heavy 

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topic for a tabletop podcast. 
Yeah, you're not wrong. 

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That's true. 
I don't know how we got into 

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that. 
We just we started on the Jim 

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Jim Carrey conspiracy. 
I'm sure you saw that's not a. 

330
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It's not a conspiracy, it's it's
facts. 

331
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But yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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It's it's a different, it's not 
Jim Carrey. 

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It's not Jim Carrey. 
No. 

334
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Look at the comments like nobody
buys it either. 

335
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Yeah. 
I wouldn't buy it for a nickel. 

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Was it 20/17/2018? 
Something like that? 

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He he made a statement like if, 
if I ever shave my beard, just 

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no, it's not me. 
Oh man, he's clean shaven. 

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Remember when he went on the 
night show, The Tonight Show, 

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with whoever it was? 
That's kind of freaky to say 

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something like that. 
Who would? 

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Who would? 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
And then he. 

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Yeah. 
And then he said he's like, come

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on. 
He goes, everybody knows what 

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this is. 
You know what this is? 

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I want to say to it and I'm 
coming out of. 

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This laughter there like like I 
was. 

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Watching like a joke. 
I was watching a video of it and

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somebody like I was there that 
the crowd. 

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Was quiet. 
Wow. 

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Yeah, they inserted the. 
In the. 

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Jimmy, he's crazy. 
He's just the old Jim. 

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Jim, he's not. 
He's so awkward. 

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00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,400
Man. 
Yeah, but yeah, I mean, we, we 

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killed the, we killed the 
president of Iran today. 

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Yeah, yeah, look how many. 
That happened. 

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Did we get the oil or? 
I don't know. 

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We're we've, we've toppled the 
regime again. 

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So everybody, apparently. 
That one wasn't a very great 

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regime, according to the Iranian
people. 

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Who? 
Want the democracy? 

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I don't know. 
I don't know anything. 

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We don't ask them. 
We don't. 

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Ask them. 
Yeah, we just, we just throw 

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shit over there and hope it 
blows up. 

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For the the listeners, the my 
background is a is a picture of 

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of Lenny. 
Lenny, just so you know, it's a,

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it's a picture of you. 
I showed it to him. 

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DJ Good. 
So I just this last week have 

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started playing with another 
group playing D&D. 

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What on the side of? 
People at work. 

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You're cheating on us. 
I'm a side hoe, yeah. 

374
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,720
I'm I'm in, I don't know what to
say. 

375
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I'm into other campaigns besides
this, Mr. Masters. 

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Two. 
I'm sorry, what? 

377
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,520
We're just a side piece and. 
What is everybody a slit here? 

378
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,840
No, you guys, no, you guys are 
main squeeze. 

379
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,840
Oh, so you're just having you 
Make Love with us, but you're 

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just having sex with them? 
Is that is that right? 

381
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It's. 
It's more like I want to, I want

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to, I want to branch out my 
experiences. 

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You. 
Know boy, I've heard this 

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before. 
Monogamy is. 

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Just not there anymore. 
So I'm. 

386
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Just I don't need to say skinny 
anymore. 

387
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:08,760
Listen, I think of it like this.
You guys were my gateway drug. 

388
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Okay. 
Doesn't make me feel better. 

389
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Cheddar, it still sounds to me 
like you're moving away from us.

390
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I'm not okay with that. 
You too, Danny here. 

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Aren't I? 
So anyway, for now, I'm 

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bringing, I'm bringing so so a 
couple of them listen to the 

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podcast. 
And so none of not none of them,

394
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but some of them aren't very 
fluent with how to use roll 20 

395
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and how to use like the DND 
systems. 

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Like they're not very fluent 
with it. 

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Like, well, you've been playing 
tabletop games for a long time. 

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Come show us how to do it. 
I'm like, I don't, I don't know 

399
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anything more about D&D than you
guys probably do, but I'll give 

400
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her a crack. 
So anyways, Doctor Bob is now in

401
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their campaign. 
He, he is a warlock that 

402
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,800
worships Oprah and Oprah gave 
him power. 

403
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And it's funny because several 
members of their party are like 

404
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brand new at this. 
And so they take it very, very 

405
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,640
seriously. 
And here comes Doctor Bob 

406
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strolling in. 
Just Captain Eldridge blasted 

407
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everything. 
Elder's Blast. 

408
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It was one there was one time 
where like the the king was like

409
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yelling at somebody and was 
like, I'm going to tell Oprah 

410
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you're yelling at me. 
Everybody in the. 

411
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Spell you get a spell three 
horse. 

412
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:33,760
Last week. 
It'd be kind of fun. 

413
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,800
Oh man, so. 
I turned on my camera and of 

414
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course it's a picture of Lenny 
and everybody's like, who? 

415
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,040
Who is that? 
Yeah, you, you wouldn't get it. 

416
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,720
You wouldn't get it. 
He's another. 

417
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,320
He's another divine being. 
It's very awkward to try and 

418
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,960
explain things that are 
happening on right. 

419
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,080
Other people aren't 
understanding. 

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00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,520
It's like, Oh yeah, as soon as 
like is that like that you and 

421
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your picture like on your like 
you and then like you like it's 

422
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not the same. 
I was like, yeah, no, that's my 

423
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,760
dad. 
Why do you? 

424
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,480
Yeah, I did. 
You. 

425
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Get that? 
Just shown them the. 

426
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Video I should have yeah, but. 
And then so they're like, well, 

427
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,560
we really enjoyed having you in 
this campaign. 

428
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,200
To me, one of the other guys, 
they have a campaign going on. 

429
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,440
You should join that one too. 
So it's like, OK, yeah. 

430
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,440
Oh my goodness, you're just 
prostituting your Are you 

431
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,080
getting paid at least? 
No. 

432
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,640
I'm. 
Doing it for the cheap thrills. 

433
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:36,000
Yeah, I'm doing it for. 
The pure. 

434
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,960
So their other campaign, they're
on level 6. 

435
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,000
I was like, cool, OK, I can do a
pretty neat character. 

436
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,360
That's why I did some research 
and I've I've mid maxed quite a 

437
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bit. 
So I'm doing a Goliath with a 

438
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hill giant background. 
These huge, huge guys. 

439
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I've got a sailor, basically. 
I've got a sailor background 

440
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which gives me the Tavern 
Brawler feet, and I'm starting 

441
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out as a level 1 fighter, a 
level 2 paladin. 

442
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:09,480
No, sorry, a level 1 paladin, a 
level 2 fighter, and a Level 3 

443
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barbarian, all in unarmed. 
So, and he's just going to be 

444
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just Sergeant Virgil Stonewood, 
essentially. 

445
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Nice. 
He just. 

446
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He's just going to grab people 
and and body slam them and punch

447
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them. 
And The funny thing is you can 

448
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use Divine Smite with your 
punches. 

449
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So he's just going to be, I'm 
just punching. 

450
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People and. 
Use the backhand of God on you, 

451
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brother. 
Back. 

452
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,800
Oh my goodness me. 
I dare you. 

453
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,440
You're going no later, not a. 
Phone. 

454
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,600
So thank you, young Power. 
I love that. 

455
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So they call your the names of 
your fists is death and taxes. 

456
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:57,320
Oh my goodness. 
I'm putting on the rings for 

457
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:03,640
this one. 
Well, it's and like going 

458
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,080
through everybody elses 
characters. 

459
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,400
They're like super serious. 
So I'm the only oddball out. 

460
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,960
That's like just punching 
everything and just talking 

461
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,480
silly. 
Nobody else, like everybody else

462
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,280
is playing characters hardcore 
and it's it's kind of funny. 

463
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,920
It's like, yeah, that's how we 
used to do it. 

464
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,000
That's cute. 
It's cute. 

465
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,840
I don't know if. 
We are in. 

466
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,840
That way, Baby's first 
character. 

467
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,920
Baby's first character. 
The whole party is comic. 

468
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:34,280
Relief. 
The whole party's comic. 

469
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:34,680
Relief now. 
Why? 

470
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,880
Why? 
It's so like we joke around 

471
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,840
while getting some stuff done a 
lot of times. 

472
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,800
Yeah. 
I'm the blunt force of the Comic

473
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,880
Relief side, so everyone's like,
isn't it funny? 

474
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,320
I'm like, no. 
And that is, it is funny and it 

475
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:50,240
makes a different flavor. 
It like sets us like the comic 

476
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,960
characters. 
It puts them in a real world 

477
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,440
scenario when someones like 
serious about it. 

478
00:23:55,800 --> 00:24:00,000
Or like Moji, Moji and 
Baldersgate, yeah, kind of my 

479
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,360
serious like badass character. 
But he still made things funny 

480
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,480
and he was still funny in 
himself because he was getting 

481
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,640
serious about it. 
It was hilarious. 

482
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,040
So in my SO, the whole thing 
with Draven, he was actually a 

483
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,840
serious character. 
He was just dumb. 

484
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:18,120
Yeah, which? 
Makes it a lyrical. 

485
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,760
Jumping on the bed. 
Yeah, yeah, I already told him I

486
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,760
was like, look, it's like if one
of my characters dies, I already

487
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,800
have a backup and it's just 
going to be Brother Billy as a 

488
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:35,280
cleric. 
Really, really belly. 

489
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:43,120
I just want to say that in my 
IRL campaign with my friends 

490
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:48,880
they doing a circle of stars 
druid and my goodness have I 

491
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,600
never felt more like a heel slut
in my life. 

492
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,760
Honestly, at this point, I kind 
of feel like a dog that their 

493
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,280
master comes home and he sniffs 
another, smells another dog on 

494
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,360
him and just feels absolutely 
betrayed. 

495
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,720
Like, I can't believe you've 
been petting another dog. 

496
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,080
Yeah, yeah. 
Well, play with another. 

497
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,760
Dog. 
Well, I guess life goes on. 

498
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,600
Well, now I'm getting more 
experience than 5 E and I may 

499
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,440
just want to play a 5 E campaign
with everyone. 

500
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,000
Yeah, Danny, that's. 
Exactly how I feel. 

501
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,200
Like I just don't like the the 
system's already there. 

502
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,400
Like I I've got a good story 
idea. 

503
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,040
I may be with them, but it makes
me want you more I've. 

504
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,280
Heard that more and there's the 
time that's. 

505
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,960
What I just. 
It just makes me. 

506
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,600
Appreciate, I guess I should be 
a slut too. 

507
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,000
No, I see your face when I'm 
playing with them. 

508
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,480
I tape your face to the back of 
their head. 

509
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,120
Yeah. 
I see your. 

510
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:48,960
Face. 
I feel kind of like loved, kind 

511
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,800
of. 
Feel loved so I kind of just 

512
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,480
put. 
I just put like a thin wooden 

513
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,000
stick on the top of my head and 
your face is like on the end of 

514
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,480
that. 
When I close my eyes, think of 

515
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,840
you. 
Isn't it? 

516
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,200
It's the one in memes though 
where I look surprised, isn't 

517
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:05,720
it? 
Yeah. 

518
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,400
Yeah. 
Yeah, that makes sense. 

519
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,640
Weird. 
Yeah, that's really. 

520
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,880
Weird 'cause there's a thumbnail
picture of you Dad. 

521
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,360
Did you become a Minecraft 
YouTube? 

522
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,680
Yeah, I got banned though 
apparently. 

523
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,400
No. 
You know why all Minecraft 

524
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,920
Youtubers get banned? 
I don't know. 

525
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,280
How do they get banned? 
I don't. 

526
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,720
I don't know anything about 
Minecraft. 

527
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,960
They message miners. 
Yeah, they message mine. 

528
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,040
Ironically, in Minecraft, you 
know. 

529
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,800
I'm going to start playing 
Minecraft and destroying these 

530
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,920
people. 
The the statistics. 

531
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,280
The statistics for people that 
are so Minecraft Youtubers that 

532
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:46,000
also message miners is really 
high for some reason. 

533
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:50,800
That's disgusting. 
It's odd that and Roblox is 

534
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,360
another one that's like that. 
It's cuz kids play the game. 

535
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,080
Yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

536
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:59,160
And here's my thing with it. 
Like when did miners get all 

537
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,400
this time to message people? 
Shouldn't they be working the 

538
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,840
mines? 
You would think they should be. 

539
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,400
Think so. 
Yeah, really weird. 

540
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,200
The coal industry's in the 
position it is because they're. 

541
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,480
Talking to me and I love that 
I'm not. 

542
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,960
Thinking about their like. 
You know what that's not? 

543
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,360
Connected like how do they have 
the time to like puts like 

544
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,360
adapters and stuff down there? 
The more you. 

545
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,200
Want to fight down? 
There. 

546
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,480
To be honest, old man's 
Ethernet, that's what it is. 

547
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,280
I think we need to make it 
harder on them. 

548
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,800
Then take take the take the 
straw away from them. 

549
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,880
Oh, they don't need anything 
harder, trust me. 

550
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,880
I got that reference, Mr. 
Master. 

551
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,960
I got your Book of Exodus 
reference. 

552
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,120
I knew you would. 
He's. 

553
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,640
Going to the bathroom, ladies 
and gents, he's going to the 

554
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,120
bathroom. 
I am. 

555
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,960
Do I need to pull what I 
trained? 

556
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:44,960
This is what I trained for. 
He's pants are down. 

557
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:55,960
He's pulling his pants down. 
He's pulling his. 

558
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:01,760
I got invited by a church group 
to to AD and D. 

559
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,920
You all play Paladin on. 
Danny, last night is everybody. 

560
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,680
Paladin. 
I don't know. 

561
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,720
I don't know, they had this, 
this underground D&D thing I 

562
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,920
heard about. 
So I was like, I heard about 

563
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,840
your little your little 
underground D&D table. 

564
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,640
They all gasp. 
No, don't. 

565
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,680
Tell us please. 
Apparently they got a pretty big

566
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,760
part. 
It's not witchcraft. 

567
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,360
I swear. 
I haven't. 

568
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,080
Played here, I could smell your.
We're just talking. 

569
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,720
I can smell your stinky we. 
Haven't played yet. 

570
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:33,520
Smell your shame, make sure you,
make sure you you. 

571
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,480
When you poop, you you bag it up
in the Baggies and you got to 

572
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:42,440
measure how big your sin is. 
I'll get a sample from that bag.

573
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,480
Is he going to be like President
Putin? 

574
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,720
Yeah, no, there's a widest. 
There's a widest kids, you know,

575
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,520
sketch about that where Mormons,
they make their kid poop in a 

576
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,600
bag and he's got to measure how 
big his sin is and that's how 

577
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,320
many spanking he gets that day. 
Oh. 

578
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,400
Yeah. 
I'm here for it. 

579
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,520
Yeah, crazy Mormon tracks. 
I'm here for it. 

580
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:05,160
Crazy Mormons. 
So you think good, I was gonna 

581
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,240
derail. 
I was gonna off topic. 

582
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,360
You go ahead. 
That's fine. 

583
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,280
That's fine. 
President pooping. 

584
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,240
I don't wanna talk about Mormons
anymore anyhow, so go for it, 

585
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,640
Joe. 
We could talk about the subject 

586
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,880
that Danny put on use the 
bathroom. 

587
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,000
That's what I was gonna talk 
about. 

588
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,960
But I mean, that's fine. 
You go ahead, whatever you're 

589
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,800
gonna do, Joe. 
Yeah, what are you gonna talk 

590
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,680
about? 
The What's something you 

591
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,440
believed in as a kid that you're
embarrassed that you thought was

592
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,600
real? 
Okay. 

593
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,400
Yeah, I couldn't really think of
anything. 

594
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,520
I don't think I believe you. 
Anything weird that I was 

595
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,440
embarrassed of. 
I do remember the magic of 

596
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,680
believing Santa Claus was real 
because they, they used the, the

597
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,920
Santa Claus wrapping paper. 
You know, you see the the, the 

598
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,840
bites taken out of the cookies. 
And I was like, oh, that guy, He

599
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,480
can't, he, he bit the cookies 
and trying to take the milk. 

600
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,560
But it's just my fat dad. 
So that's wow. 

601
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,320
Not his skinny dad, but the fat 
one. 

602
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,840
Don't get his fat. 
Dad twisted. 

603
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,000
I have two dads. 
Super. 

604
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,360
Fat. 
Yeah, that's the joke I was was 

605
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,520
making cheddar. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

606
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,480
No, no, not your dad when he was
skinny. 

607
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,800
He has a skinny dad. 
Ha ha. 

608
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,440
What up? 
Yeah, the tooth fairy. 

609
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,000
Think I believed in the tooth 
fairy? 

610
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,760
OK so you're not like like now 
as an adult, you don't look back

611
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,840
in your childhood and be like, 
man, I was dumb for believing 

612
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,720
this. 
I was dumb for thinking that my 

613
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:27,280
parents knew everything and that
they were perfect and everything

614
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,760
figured out, but they're just 
kids grown up like me. 

615
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:36,440
OK, so when I was when I was 
young or that the whole subject 

616
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,840
of like do you are you talking 
about like like the Santa Claus 

617
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,160
and like 230 and like. 
I like to hear. 

618
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:47,480
An example just I've got one for
instance, my fiance said that 

619
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,800
when she was a kid she thought 
that she would go down the drain

620
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,240
and she stayed in the tub when 
you pulled the plug out. 

621
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,560
So you always have to be out of 
the tub before you pulled the. 

622
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,160
Plug. 
I remember that. 

623
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,800
Or else you'll get sucked in. 
OK, you get stuck in, you go 

624
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,960
down the sewer. 
OK so I got 1 then. 

625
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,400
OK, go ahead. 
Whenever I exited a room during 

626
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,880
the night, I make sure to turn 
on like all the lights of my 

627
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,040
path. 
OK, then turn off all the lights

628
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,240
as I'm going up the path because
I think that shadow people were 

629
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,000
going to grab me. 
That's an adult so. 

630
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,480
I feel like, I feel like that's 
a that's a big kid belief. 

631
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,240
Is that fear of something 
grabbing you from the darkness? 

632
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,920
That's a normal thing. 
Like OK. 

633
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,760
Oh yeah. 
And as an adult, I'm not too 

634
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,000
worried because, you know, I 
have a gun, so. 

635
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,560
I used to. 
Please don't, please don't play 

636
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,440
pranks on me because I will kill
people. 

637
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,520
It's gonna take 3 or 4 shadow 
people to grab me. 

638
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,920
So I was thinking, if I remember
correctly, I never, I never 

639
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,560
believed in the tooth fairy. 
I never believed in Santa Claus 

640
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,480
cuz I'm like as a kid I'm like 
that sounds weird. 

641
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,320
That sounds made-up. 
That's all made-up. 

642
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,880
Cuz cuz there's no way. 
Mainly because like people 

643
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,560
always talked about, like, 
right, Santa Claus comes down 

644
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,640
the chimney, you know, and he 
leaves you presents. 

645
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,560
And I'm like every house that I 
lived in never had a chimney or 

646
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,240
a fireplace. 
So how the hell did he get in? 

647
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,760
Just the front door. 
Didn't you ever watch the Santa 

648
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,800
Claus with Tim Allen? 
Yeah, he morphs reality and 

649
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,520
comes down the heater. 
He makes a fireplace. 

650
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,920
Yeah. 
I used to jump onto my bed when 

651
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,320
I was a kid because I thought 
there was somebody under the. 

652
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,000
Monsters underneath the. 
Ankles. 

653
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,520
Yeah, trying. 
To jump at it from afar, that 

654
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,160
was normal. 
That was how I got into bed most

655
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,080
days. 
That's pretty normal. 

656
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,080
I I did some of that too. 
So like for instance, mine, 

657
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,840
this, this is something I do. 
So like I had a lot of stuffed 

658
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,840
animals growing up, lot of 
stuffed animals. 

659
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,080
I loved to have a stuffed 
animals. 

660
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:43,200
I believed that if I loved them 
enough that eventually they 

661
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,920
would come alive, go ahead and 
treat all of them equally. 

662
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,160
So that way they didn't get 
offended. 

663
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,520
And then when they came alive, 
you wouldn't be mad at me. 

664
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,120
How come you love him more than 
me? 

665
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,240
I do that with Siri and Alexa 
just in case if there's a 

666
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,960
robotic uprising. 
I do that with Gronk. 

667
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,080
Gronk is Gronk. 
I mean, you're tight, so. 

668
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,800
So I kind of got you guys beat 
on this one, but it wasn't 

669
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,680
really a belief. 
It's. 

670
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,920
Gonna be a gay thing. 
I remember being 4-5 years old 

671
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,160
and I had a cup so when when I 
was a kid. 

672
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,800
I'm sure showers were around, 
but they weren't really a thing 

673
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,720
in our household. 
How old were you? 

674
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:34,520
You know, 2020 I so. 
Listeners, I'm going to, I'm 

675
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,520
going to, I'm going to, I'm 
going to, you know, go ahead and

676
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:42,760
and reveal I was born in 1974. 
So I was, I was, I was in the 

677
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,840
last century, in the 19. 100 
that young. 

678
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,960
You're that young. 
Yeah. 

679
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,160
Nice. 
I remember being in my roaring 

680
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,320
20s for the 4th time during 
1974. 

681
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,040
Good. 
Time to be a lifetime truly 

682
00:33:56,040 --> 00:34:03,240
believe that we I had a we had a
cup that was designated to the 

683
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,560
bathtub and that was used for 
you know, filling up and then 

684
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,960
dumping it over your head to 
rinse your hair after you've 

685
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,520
washed your hair. 
I would take that cup and I 

686
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:17,000
would put a bar of soap in it 
and mix it in and then drink it.

687
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,280
It wasn't a belief, it was just 
something I did. 

688
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,440
Don't know why. 
It was one of those really 

689
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,960
weird, goofy. 
I love the looks on your guys. 

690
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,560
You're cleaning? 
No, no. 

691
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,000
Here's my thing. 
Is it weird that logically to 

692
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,080
the kids side of my brain that 
logically? 

693
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,560
Made sense to it. 
He no, no, literally literally 

694
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,719
this thought process hit my head
from the kids side. 

695
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:38,639
I'm. 
Watching the. 

696
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,840
Outside, I'm washing the outside
and subconsciously in my mind, 

697
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,360
wash the inside. 
I'm not saying it's smart. 

698
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,679
I'm not saying you should have 
done it, but. 

699
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:51,920
There was one that I heard that 
I liked that I it wasn't for me,

700
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,159
but I liked it so much that I 
tried to get Cora to believe it.

701
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,240
OK, what's that? 
For real. 

702
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,840
You get to do this when you have
kids. 

703
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:06,800
You see? 
It's so much fun, but I I heard 

704
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,760
and I'm trying to do this is 
that there's you tell him 

705
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,200
there's a boy that lives under 
the hood of the car that you hit

706
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,680
a button. 
Oh no, peas on the windshield to

707
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,760
clean. 
Oh no. 

708
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,640
Windshield Cora does not. 
She won't buy it for a second 

709
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,400
because. 
She's smart, a girl. 

710
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,280
She's 5I even told her when she 
was four and she's like are you 

711
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,760
kidding? 
No, dead serious. 

712
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,800
She's like no next. 
Time I next time I see her, I'm 

713
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,240
going. 
To paint it hard, yes, somebody 

714
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:34,720
needs to. 
I will. 

715
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,920
I will push it very hard. 
I will. 

716
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,720
I will sit in your engine Bay. 
That's him. 

717
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,520
He's all grown. 
Up trade him for a new model. 

718
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,920
He was sitting inside of a car 
and peeing. 

719
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,240
Yeah. 
Every boy, it's every boys. 

720
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,480
Every boys first. 
They have to. 

721
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,200
They have to. 
They have to how? 

722
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,120
How else? 
Gonna get clean. 

723
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,840
Yeah, yeah. 
I tell him that I have to go out

724
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,520
to the car every so often to 
feed him and then give him water

725
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,080
and she won't. 
She won't believe it. 

726
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,800
I wanted to though. 
It's so bad, it's so funny. 

727
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,640
I'm waiting, dude. 
Next time I see her, she's going

728
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,160
to ask me about this and I'm 
going to like, you know, Cora, I

729
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,880
can't tell you that that was my 
first job. 

730
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,000
I was born back, but long before
there were windshields and like 

731
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,720
in the Roman chariot days. 
So, and that was not my first 

732
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,360
job, my first job to. 
Clean. 

733
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,800
Them and we want to have kids 
get all messed up. 

734
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,040
Something like that. 
My first job with a group of 

735
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,440
other kids was to wet the sand 
in the Coliseum for when they 

736
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,920
did cherry races so they didn't 
slide around too much. 

737
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,040
I'll. 
Give her better yet, I'll, I 

738
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,960
think I'll give her a plate of 
food and be like, hey, can you 

739
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,760
go go feed the the car real 
quick. 

740
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:53,120
She's going to be like, what? 
Cora Cora is like me when I was 

741
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,000
younger. 
Like my parents were trying to 

742
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,040
tell me all this stuff and I'm 
like, there's no way. 

743
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,920
Because I knew better. 
Like I knew how cars were like 

744
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,280
alive course. 
She has nothing to go off of. 

745
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,680
I don't get. 
It I have siblings as well they 

746
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:08,520
and I still didn't believe them 
it. 

747
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,480
Was too slow. 
Usually you can. 

748
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,120
Look to be like you can look to 
your sibling and be like, are 

749
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,960
they serious right now? 
Yeah. 

750
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,520
I remember being like 5 or 6 and
my mom coming in to give me a 

751
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,960
kiss goodnight and she wasn't 
dressed for bed. 

752
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,760
She was dressed like she would 
dress if she was going out. 

753
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,920
And I remember looking at her 
and saying, mom, are you going 

754
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,000
out on a date? 
Because Dad wasn't dressed like 

755
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,600
that. 
Yeah, I'll be back later. 

756
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:40,920
And Dad never left, you know? 
There's a lot to unpack there. 

757
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,280
Yeah. 
You knew specifically date. 

758
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,800
But also, was that just like a 
she doesn't want to, she doesn't

759
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,560
want to tell you what she's 
actually doing. 

760
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,560
So she might not have been going
on a date, but you wouldn't. 

761
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,280
Actually, she did. 
Actually she did. 

762
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,000
She she told me she was going 
out with and, and he wouldn't be

763
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,320
alive now, I wouldn't think, but
Mike Thornell and she told me or

764
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,040
not Thornell, Thorne Thornton. 
Thornton. 

765
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,080
Mike Tyson. 
I'm outdated, Mike Tyson. 

766
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,200
So anyway, hey, that would mean 
I'd probably know him A. 

767
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,840
Sweetheart. 
Mom, as much as I want to be 

768
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,640
upset that you're that you're 
stepping out on Dad, I'm really 

769
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,760
upset you haven't introduced me 
to Mike Tyson yet. 

770
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,800
What up with that? 
Come on, Mom. 

771
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,920
There's a level here. 
And like stepping out on that. 

772
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,120
OK, But you didn't introduce me 
to Mike Tyson. 

773
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:34,680
And that's why I am the way I. 
Am today speaking. 

774
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:39,120
As the oldest sibling of of 
four, you know other other 

775
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:44,760
children, we made it our duty to
keep our keep our youngest 

776
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,880
brother on his toes. 
Oh no. 

777
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,320
Oh no, we mess with him a lot. 
Because this. 

778
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,280
Is our only form, that's why. 
Timmy. 

779
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,440
That's why Timmy is the way he 
is. 

780
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,400
Oh, we convinced him that like 
that, ghosts lived in the phone 

781
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,720
lines. 
Oh no. 

782
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,320
Because so we had like we had 
two wireless phones, right? 

783
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,960
And they had like a 
walkie-talkie function. 

784
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,880
Intercom. 
Yeah, intercom. 

785
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,920
Yeah, Oh my. 
Goodness, we would kind of 

786
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,720
alternate who was doing it and 
then like they would go like to 

787
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,840
the bathroom or something like 
that. 

788
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,520
And then you'd hear on the on 
the other hand on the IT would 

789
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,040
start ringing and then we'd be 
like, oh, Tim, it's for you. 

790
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,360
He's like. 6. 
Or. 

791
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,840
Seven at the time, he's like, 
who is it? 

792
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,040
I don't know, man. 
They just keep saying your name 

793
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:36,080
and so the other one. 
Oh my goodness. 

794
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,720
You can't tell mom and dad. 
If you tell mom and dad, they 

795
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:52,360
won't believe you. 
Oh my goodness, I love that I. 

796
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,960
Didn't. 
Mess him up. 

797
00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:03,720
You guys did though. 
Chris Perks to be in the oldest.

798
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,560
Yeah, I can see that. 
I I will never know that I am a 

799
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,680
mental. 
Wife I never really did. 

800
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:14,240
I was I was always accused of of
being hateful and spiteful 

801
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,200
because I, I hate it. 
I supposedly hated my brother 

802
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,720
because I was jealous of him. 
And then I'd ask my mom why in 

803
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,960
the world want to be jealous of 
him? 

804
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,160
I I love this little guy because
he's he's a different dad. 

805
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,240
That's why you're jealous of 
him. 

806
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,680
That doesn't even make sense. 
Yeah. 

807
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:30,920
OK. 
What? 

808
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,120
Whatever, Mom. 
Love you. 

809
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,720
My parents told me that we were 
related to Hulk Hogan when I was

810
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,640
a kid. 
Cool. 

811
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,800
And they still think that they, 
they thought it until recently. 

812
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,320
Oh, man, I just, I just brought 
up again like a month ago. 

813
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,480
I was like, you guys told me 
when I was a kid and I told my 

814
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,440
friends that we were related to 
the Hulkster. 

815
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,560
And they're like, yeah, yeah. 
And, and and we look through 

816
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,640
like, you know, because he's a 
celebrity. 

817
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,720
All of his his wives are public 
information. 

818
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:02,040
Yeah, and it wasn't. 
I think he dated somebody in our

819
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:06,000
family, or maybe a mistress, 
perhaps, but that's as close as 

820
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,120
we got. 
I'm not related to the Hulkster.

821
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:16,640
So my my mom's mom told me one 
time that we were actually the 

822
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,240
owners of one of the islands off
of New York. 

823
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,600
Not Ellis Island, but one of 
the. 

824
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:27,320
Other ones, yeah, yeah. 
Because one of our relatives 

825
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,240
slept with Kennedy back in the 
day. 

826
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,640
She was one of his mistresses. 
And so to keep. 

827
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,240
Her. 
Quiet. 

828
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,000
He gave. 
He gave her that island. 

829
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,240
An island. 
And I remember I was like, I 

830
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,080
think. 
I've ever just said that before,

831
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,440
and I was. 
Like. 

832
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,840
No, if if we were doing that, 
then I would have something 

833
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,520
better than Nintendo 64 right 
now. 

834
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,040
I would have bought it. 
How Klein and Sinker? 

835
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,000
What kind of island? 
What is good? 

836
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,520
I was pretty gullible. 
See, I would have believed the 

837
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,000
boy in blood, but. 
I just thought of something. 

838
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,800
OK, OK, this this one is 
embarrassing, but my mom used to

839
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,440
make my mom used to make French 
toast and like she used to make 

840
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,560
it a lot because it's like one 
of those like budget meals that 

841
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,040
you can like cook. 
Classic. 

842
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,120
Eggs and butter. 
Eggs and butter. 

843
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,360
Bread. 
Yeah, yeah. 

844
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,400
Any milk too? 
I always used to my brother got 

845
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:33,080
put it into my head that the 
that the ends or the crust that 

846
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,800
you know, that's like cooked. 
It got in my head that it was 

847
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,680
poop. 
So it got it got to the point 

848
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,400
where I would start like cutting
off the ends and throwing them 

849
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,360
onto the table and be like why 
do you keep serving me poop and 

850
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,520
all. 
That Oh my goodness. 

851
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,560
Now granted, I was like 3 at 
this point. 

852
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,840
So. 
Fair. 

853
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,840
Oh man, that reminds me of the. 
That reminds me of the time I 

854
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,520
came out of the oh, I'm sorry, I
thought you were done. 

855
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,320
No, it's one of those things 
where like I'm able to remember 

856
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,640
a lot of stuff from my 
childhood. 

857
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,640
Like like really really early 
years, like 3-4 I'm able to 

858
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,720
remember some stuff up. 
There I am as well. 

859
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,920
Yeah, I remember. 
One or two things. 

860
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,920
When I was four, I think very 
little. 

861
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,160
I often, I honestly don't often 
remember the ages. 

862
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,200
I just, you know, when I was 
younger, I remember a time 

863
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,000
coming up out of the basement 
because I hear kicking and 

864
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,640
screaming and yelling and Abby, 
Abby being the one that was 

865
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,400
doing most of the yelling. 
And then I see the video later 

866
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:37,080
where my wife was, I believe 
Danny was telling her that she 

867
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,920
could not have cereal. 
She had to have toast, or it was

868
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,440
the other way around. 
It was one of the two. 

869
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,440
She had a cereal. 
Yeah, she wanted toast. 

870
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,240
We all had. 
Cereal. 

871
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,760
She can't have toast. 
It's not fair. 

872
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,040
So see, it's on the floor on her
back and she's kicking the 

873
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,320
floor. 
I would ghost. 

874
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:59,560
No, you're getting serial. 
And I come up the stairs like, 

875
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:03,240
you know, like I, I don't know, 
like I'm fixing to do some 

876
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,720
business here in a second, like,
all right, what's going on? 

877
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,840
And there my wife is taping the 
whole thing with our can't with 

878
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,840
our digital camera. 
And instead of like doing 

879
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,320
something about it, you know, 
and I'm just rolling my eyes 

880
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:18,080
like, Oh my goodness. 
Somewhere it exists. 

881
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,200
So it does. 
So I put it in, I gave, I, I 

882
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:28,600
guarantee you it is still at 
grandpa's house because I had 

883
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:33,360
the ability to do it back then. 
I made a a video of pictures and

884
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:38,160
video clips and put it in DVD 
format so that they could take 

885
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,920
it home and play it in their DVD
player and, and have it was just

886
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,760
something that I did for her 
mom, mom specifically, but dad 

887
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,240
also she, you know, she liked 
that stuff a lot. 

888
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,760
And it was a good 15, I want to 
say a good 1520 minute video, 

889
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,600
music and and stuff. 
But that was in there. 

890
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,520
Yeah. 
Good times, good times, I. 

891
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,200
Love. 
I love torturing my siblings, it

892
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,640
was great. 
Yeah, you always kind of did, 

893
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,360
but it to be fair. 
Passage you. 

894
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,160
You were you were a good you 
were good oldest brother. 

895
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,400
You were I've I've they've all 
like at some point in time 

896
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,600
talked about something that you 
did as as the oldest of the 

897
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:19,760
brothers, that and, you know, 
you potentially saved all of 

898
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,400
their lives that night that the 
trail, the the furnace started 

899
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,240
to catch fire. 
Well, there is a trailer. 

900
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,640
Yeah. 
So I mean. 

901
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,040
Family hero, You know, I don't 
want to brag about it, but. 

902
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,680
You did well, you did well, and 
I remember you being so good. 

903
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,120
They're. 
Going to share a name with me. 

904
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,760
It's all right. 
I mean, I remember you being so 

905
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,000
broke up you couldn't get the 
dog to come out from under the 

906
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,360
bed to save her, and you knew 
you had to get everybody else to

907
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,680
save the engine. 
Exactly what you should have 

908
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,360
done. 
Yeah, she was scared. 

909
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,360
She got she went under the bed 
and stayed there and wouldn't 

910
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,720
come out. 
My my nephew. 

911
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,640
'S. 
So they owe me. 

912
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,920
They owe me their lives and a 
blood. 

913
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,240
You owe their birthright for 
sure. 

914
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,400
Indentured servitude. 
Honestly, I probably. 

915
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,920
Owe you a owe you a lot just 
because you saved the trailer. 

916
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,680
I mean, we wouldn't have had a 
place to live. 

917
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,680
Did you extinguish? 
The fire then. 

918
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,040
Again. 
No, but he he got the right 

919
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,400
people involved and they got 
over there quick enough. 

920
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,720
There, there you go. 
It didn't do any damage at all. 

921
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:18,960
It just starts so well. 
No, no, the, the maintenance guy

922
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,200
we were, we were all like, like 
a community within the trailer, 

923
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:26,040
you know, court nice. 
I told them and I don't remember

924
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,480
why, but I told them, do not 
plug in my heat tape. 

925
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,600
It's, it's not, it's not any 
good. 

926
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,080
It needs to be replaced or 
something. 

927
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,880
And one of the other maintenance
guys game trailers plugged in 

928
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,960
and I didn't know it. 
And like in the next day or so, 

929
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,680
it overheated and started to 
catch fire and started. 

930
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,240
He caught the insulation around 
the furnace on fire. 

931
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,960
And the guy that was the head of
maintenance, Danny, notified 

932
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:53,080
them and they he got over and 
got it put out before anything 

933
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,000
happened. 
I was at work and my wife was at

934
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,520
the award ceremony. 
Yeah. 

935
00:46:58,520 --> 00:46:59,600
Women's conference. 
Yeah. 

936
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,200
In fact, I think she was on 
stage for some reason for. 

937
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,800
So did you see like smoke in the
house? 

938
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,160
Yeah, the whole the whole house 
filled up with smoke. 

939
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,280
It's. 
Pretty thick. 

940
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,640
Remember, like we were sitting 
and we were walking, honestly, 

941
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,880
we were watching The Andy 
Griffith Show. 

942
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,520
And then I like, looked around 
and I was like, why is 

943
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,000
everything in black and white 
here? 

944
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:17,800
And I was like. 
Oh, wait. 

945
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,240
This is real life. 
I was. 

946
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,080
Like wait. 
Let everybody get out. 

947
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,320
I think it was like. 14 or 
something like that. 

948
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,280
Was like, let's everybody get 
out because it was right after 

949
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,120
it was right after I had my 
stitches. 

950
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,480
Well, for the refrigerator. 
Yeah, it was. 

951
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,440
I was 13 at the time because I 
had 13 stitches. 

952
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,320
That's how I remember that. 
Oh yeah, OK, Wow, wasn't that 

953
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,680
man? 
I was, yes, I was 1314. 

954
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,480
I cried the whole time and 
screamed in agony. 

955
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,920
So yes, I remember. 
I'm sorry. 

956
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:49,520
I remember. 
I'd be like, all right, 

957
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:50,680
everybody, let's get out of 
here. 

958
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,440
And we wrapped up Timmy in a in 
a blanket because he was still 

959
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,320
pretty young. 
Yeah, he would have only been 

960
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,040
like. 
It was like November. 

961
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:02,440
So we wrapped him up and 
everybody got out and then went 

962
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,240
over to the neighbor's house. 
Who was the one that owned the 

963
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,520
OR that was the the? 
What's it called the? 

964
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,160
Maintenance. 
Yeah, maintenance supervisor. 

965
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,960
And I was like, hey, there's 
smoke in my house. 

966
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,280
I can't get my dog out. 
Oh man. 

967
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,040
I can't get a hold of my 
parents. 

968
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,520
Yeah, because where I was where 
I was working in that building 

969
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:26,320
like cell reception because of 
the the brick walls in that I I 

970
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,240
rarely got. 
So I got finally got reception 

971
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,880
and had a voicemail pop up from 
from the home phone and I was 

972
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,760
like, oh, what's this? 
And I I get actually, no, it 

973
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,960
wasn't. 
I think it was from Lazaro, the 

974
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,840
guy that was the, which sounds 
like a a villain, you know, in a

975
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,320
movie, but I think it was from 
Hero. 

976
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,440
That's that's the villain name. 
I can't remember if you called 

977
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,000
me or if he did, but I, I know I
talked to him at one point. 

978
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,480
I called him real fast. 
He was like, yeah, your 

979
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:59,560
trailer's on fire. 
And I was, it might have been 

980
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,800
Danny telling me that he got the
kids and everything out. 

981
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,880
Like I was freaking out and I 
got ahold of Lazaro and I was 

982
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,960
like, I can hear, I can hear 
walkie talkies in the 

983
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,000
background. 
I can hear some sirens. 

984
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,880
And I was like, Lazaro, is my 
trailer on fire? 

985
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:16,120
Yes, he was, he was, he was 
Mexican. 

986
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,920
You know, he was an awesome, 
awesome guy. 

987
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:22,800
And I said, OK, so you don't 
sound alarmed. 

988
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,440
Did did it get put out? 
Yes. 

989
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,320
OK. 
Thank God. 

990
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,440
Are my are my kids OK? 
Is everybody all right? 

991
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,560
Yes. 
OK. 

992
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,440
Right. 
And then I was like, so your 

993
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,640
last two of them. 
So as it extinguishes everything

994
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,040
fine. 
Yes, everything's fine. 

995
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,640
OK. 
Thank you. 

996
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:44,320
So much I love you Lazaro. 
Skin and air. 

997
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:51,080
Tell me, tell, tell me, Mr. 
Marlin, which ones are your 

998
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:56,480
favorite kids again? 
Give me number 12. 5 right, 

999
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:06,600
those are the ones you lost and 
identify. 

1000
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,680
And not the dog. 
Not the. 

1001
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,320
Dog. 
Not the dog. 

1002
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:21,760
The dog. 
Oh man, save the all six of them

1003
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:27,640
it was. 
Really a hard decision, Mr. 

1004
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:32,720
Molin. 
I did what I had to do. 

1005
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,480
Oh, it's easy. 
God, that is really. 

1006
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,480
A life that I will be collecting
so. 

1007
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,640
Yeah. 
Well, even that I gave you life 

1008
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,560
so. 
When you live in one of these 

1009
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,040
things, you need to know where 
that thing is that. 

1010
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,280
Extinction. 
Oh yeah, 100%. 

1011
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:54,520
Big. 
Time. 

1012
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,160
Everybody should have two or 
three in their house at 

1013
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,480
different locations. 
I got one attached to me. 

1014
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,960
That's probably a good idea. 
Oh, you know what? 

1015
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,000
Yeah, all of. 
Us, all of us, have one attached

1016
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,320
to it. 
Yeah, that's what. 

1017
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,760
I Oh, and a piece, yeah. 
And a piece. 

1018
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,200
Always. 
Yeah, that's the sticker cap. 

1019
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:14,720
I always have to go pee. 
I should be alarmed because I 

1020
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:18,000
use the fireplace in my trailer.
Oh, does not sound. 

1021
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,880
Like you have a fireplace in 
your trailer. 

1022
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:24,200
I do and I've used it. 
Yeah. 

1023
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,320
So yeah, it's like a regular 
wood wood fireplace. 

1024
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,280
When I was a when I was a 
teenager, I, I, I lived in a 

1025
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,560
trailer with a fireplace. 
It was the coolest thing ever. 

1026
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,440
I. 
Am jealous it actually eats up 

1027
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,520
the house. 
It's actually. 

1028
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,040
Oh yeah, absolutely phenomenal. 
I wanted when we were looking 

1029
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,880
for a house, I wanted one of the
fireplace. 

1030
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,480
I want to put one in our 
bedroom. 

1031
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,400
Sometimes if wood burning stoves
in there my brother. 

1032
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,520
Oh yeah, I thought about doing 
that too. 

1033
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,560
I have like one of two places 
that I could put a a small wood 

1034
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,120
burning stove. 
These are places would help heat

1035
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,520
the house so much but still 
won't one. 

1036
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,840
Well, yeah, just imagine though,
if if that's how you put out 

1037
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,040
fire. 
I'm still talking about putting 

1038
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,040
out fires, you know, not you 
know, on them. 

1039
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:05,640
But like you, you had to jelk 
it. 

1040
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:12,000
Oh my soul. 
Fire, fire. 

1041
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:20,160
Keep the door in and. 
Then they all, Oh my goodness. 

1042
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:29,440
Sergeant, my fire isn't working 
local. 

1043
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,800
Hero Yorks in front of a fire to
keep it at Bay until help arise.

1044
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:39,480
I'm going to contain Bay. 
Volunteer. 

1045
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,280
It's not flammable, I don't 
think. 

1046
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,120
There's firefighters spread my 
seed all over the fires. 

1047
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:53,920
That's my firefighters forearms.
They just York. 

1048
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,560
I don't remember that when I was
trained to fight fires several 

1049
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,800
times. 
That's how we do. 

1050
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,640
It it's a. 
It's a new update. 

1051
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,600
It was a. 
It's a 2022 version. 

1052
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,560
Oh, that makes sense. 
It's a new patch. 

1053
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,720
Yeah, all of the event. 
Last time I fought a fire, I 

1054
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:13,400
think I was, I don't know, 20 
something maybe. 

1055
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:15,400
Did you win? 
I mean, did you like it was? 

1056
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,520
I did. 
I did. 

1057
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:21,320
I I won my part. 
My partner and I each had a hose

1058
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,840
and we started out completely In
Sync. 

1059
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,320
We were In Sync the entire time.
It was, it was beautiful. 

1060
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,360
We, like nobody, did it as good 
as the two of us did. 

1061
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,960
Yeah, and the weird. 
Thing is, is he was the 

1062
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,760
religious Petty Officer. 
Yeah, Yeah, you, you guys were 

1063
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,000
In Sync with your hoses, Yeah. 
Yeah, we were. 

1064
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,520
We were. 
Side to side, just just spraying

1065
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,560
that fire. 
Side to side action, yeah. 

1066
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. 
It was. 

1067
00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:48,080
It was melodious and 
synchronicitous. 

1068
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,480
Keep talking, that's a word. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1069
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,760
It sounds like you guys were 
just having sex. 

1070
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,480
I'm not gonna. 
Lie did you trade off? 

1071
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:57,880
Did you trade each others hoses 
like did? 

1072
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,360
You get it was his. 
No, it was the same. 

1073
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,040
We worked our own. 
Yeah, it was. 

1074
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,000
But it was at the same time. 
Yeah, OK. 

1075
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,880
Yeah, completely In Sync. 
It was. 

1076
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,720
It was like watching the 
Olympics, like we could have 

1077
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:13,640
went into synchronous swimming 
from there and probably won, won

1078
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,400
the Olympics synchronous. 
I didn't know that gay sex was 

1079
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,800
in the Olympics. 
That seems to me it. 

1080
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,960
Is it's well, it's the lodge 
before the the. 

1081
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,640
Olympics, it was the Navy. 
OK, You don't talk about what 

1082
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,080
happened in the Navy. 
Well, it's funny, all the gay 

1083
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,680
guys don't ask, don't tell. 
That doesn't. 

1084
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,920
These guys go down in the sub 
and 25 couples come back up. 

1085
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:35,680
I got a couple babies. 
And a couple of babies. 

1086
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,120
I got pregnant. 
I'm a man. 

1087
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,080
You know, that's funny, that's 
that's actually the job in the 

1088
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,360
Navy that my grandpa tried to 
push me towards. 

1089
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,160
It was a submarine. 
Said Oh man, one of the hardest 

1090
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,080
for sure, yeah. 
Only because I was like, really 

1091
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,080
really good at math. 
My cousin's already. 

1092
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,560
And you have to be like under a 
certain height and like it's 

1093
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,280
already cramped on all the ships
anyway, except for maybe the 

1094
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,000
aircraft carriers, but it's 
pretty cramped in the ships as 

1095
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,320
it is. 
And with the submarine, like you

1096
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,520
don't even have enough 
generally. 

1097
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,120
You don't even have enough beds 
for all the sailors on board. 

1098
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,000
You're generally like switching 
ships. 

1099
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,400
You have ships, Yeah. 
And yeah, and you're, you're 

1100
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,960
like, you're like for. 
Weeks at a time. 

1101
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,320
Yeah, yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

1102
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,440
Months at a time. 
I can never, it depends. 

1103
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,640
I can never go to new. 
York it by myself. 

1104
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,160
One of my. 
I'm sure you probably still do. 

1105
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,560
One of the most balls. 
We're just right in the hallway.

1106
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:32,640
One of my buddies at work was a,
a submariner and he, he was up 

1107
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,560
pretty high in the food chain on
that submarine. 

1108
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:38,920
I forget which one, but he, he's
got some really cool pictures. 

1109
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,480
They surfaced, they did. 
They were on a deployment 

1110
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,800
through the Arctic Circle, so 
they had to like break the, the 

1111
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,320
shelf ice. 
And so heck yeah, when I came 

1112
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,120
up, he's got some really cool 
pictures of him pretty close to 

1113
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,200
the North Pole. 
Oh man, I would, I would love 

1114
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,320
that. 
I'd love to get down to 

1115
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,440
Antarctica. 
I I work with a guy that was 

1116
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,760
stationed at the base in 
Antarctica and I've like. 

1117
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,840
Garden, the garden. 
The garden, the ice wall. 

1118
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,240
Yeah. 
Yeah, right. 

1119
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,080
Please. 
As it was around, you know, the 

1120
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,720
the there's like the scientific 
I expect of it or are they the 

1121
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:16,200
research lab or whatever, I 
guess, but the military base. 

1122
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,720
I've always wanted to go to 
Antarctica. 

1123
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:19,640
I thought it'd be cool. 
I would love to go to 

1124
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:20,920
Antarctica. 
No thanks. 

1125
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,960
Next boys trip. 
Yeah, Antarctica. 

1126
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,960
There's no we'd probably end up 
in prison afterwards or worse. 

1127
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,360
There's. 
No, it's. 

1128
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:31,640
International waters. 
There's only, there's only 

1129
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,920
certain parts you can go to. 
There's there's not, Yeah. 

1130
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:35,440
You're not allowed to go to 
Antarctica. 

1131
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,040
They. 
Don't have white still there? 

1132
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,720
Oh, it's true. 
Thank the Lord. 

1133
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:43,680
We can open before before you 
decide, go ahead and look up 

1134
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,000
Jamie. 
Go ahead and pull up videos of 

1135
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
the Drake Passage and then tell 
me that you want to go. 

1136
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,560
Oh, I would love to even. 
Even I already don't want. 

1137
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,840
To Drake Passage though, huh? 
The what it's it's, it's the 

1138
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:58,000
only passage you can use to get 
to to Antarctica, and it is not 

1139
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,360
pretty. 
That's a guy's really. 

1140
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,480
That's a. 
That's a penis. 

1141
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,960
Several. 
Several That's a black man's 

1142
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,880
penis. 
That's a oh, world's 40 foot 

1143
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,000
waves. 
Oh wow. 

1144
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,920
Yeah. 
Yeah, it's it's rough, but you 

1145
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,480
can take cruises out to 
Antarctica and like set. 

1146
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,520
See, I always thought that was 
the Black Sea. 

1147
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,280
Holy cow. 
Drake's past is pretty rough. 

1148
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:25,360
The less a phobia. 
Yeah, that's that's holy 

1149
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,280
schnikeys. 
Where did you post that to 

1150
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,960
Danny? 
I didn't post it anywhere. 

1151
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,480
He just looked it up. 
That sounds MW I have to. 

1152
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,000
Look things up now. 
OK, no, give me a second. 

1153
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:34,840
I'll. 
Post it. 

1154
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,560
That's a quack in. 
The North Sea is awesome pretty.

1155
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,080
Well, but the quack in it. 
By the way Danny, yes, I thought

1156
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,360
it because you like send the 
bodies in the water. 

1157
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:49,400
You would do like you like you 
having being the director and 

1158
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:53,840
having the most like thing. 
We would record you doing the 

1159
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,040
read off for it. 
OK, Yeah. 

1160
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,920
And then we can edit it later. 
OK, OK, OK, OK. 

1161
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:04,080
I'm going to, I'm going to say 
like watching the video of it, 

1162
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,920
it looks beautiful, but being on
that ship would be absolutely 

1163
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:11,080
frightening. 
Like it would be fantastic to to

1164
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:15,800
be there, but like it visually 
but like experiencing. 

1165
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,520
Oh, I've seen these videos, 
yeah. 

1166
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,880
Cruises to Antarctica, right? 
Yeah, I saw that. 

1167
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,920
The only like 3 months out of 
the year. 3 or 4 months out of 

1168
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,480
the year, the waters are 
favorable. 

1169
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,840
They're still bad, but they're 
favorable. 

1170
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,720
So they specifically designed 
these boats to be able to 

1171
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,440
withstand these like these 
conditions. 

1172
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,680
And if with listeners, if 
you're, if you're wondering what

1173
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,680
we're talking about, it's the 
Drake Passage. 

1174
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,440
Go ahead and look it up, go to 
TikTok, whatever and, and you'll

1175
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,640
see like these are, these are 
rough waters. 

1176
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,600
It's. 
The world's deadliest stretch of

1177
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:46,720
water. 
Yeah. 

1178
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,480
So they, they specifically 
designed this and it's like 

1179
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,440
these cruiser cruise goers, like
sitting in like the cafeteria 

1180
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,600
area and like just, the waves 
are coming up over and like 

1181
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,480
hitting the windows and the, the
cap that comes on and he's like,

1182
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,360
hey, we've hit a rough patch of 
water. 

1183
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,680
As you can tell. 
Don't worry, this boat's 

1184
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,640
designed to take this. 
We're not in any danger of 

1185
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,520
sinking. 
I'll keep everybody apprised. 

1186
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,400
And it's, it's just, it's that 
dangerous. 

1187
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:15,400
Oh my goodness. 
Yeah, it's some crazy stuff. 

1188
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,520
Like I've seen videos of sailors
like in the Black Sea and and 

1189
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,160
thought that was something this 
is. 

1190
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,680
Black Sea is pretty dangerous 
too. 

1191
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,760
North Sea is also very 
dangerous. 

1192
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
That's, I think that's what I 

1193
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,280
meant to say. 
I think I said the black. 

1194
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,880
I meant I meant the north. 
I actually, I've probably seen 

1195
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,480
videos from both, but wow, it's 
crazy. 

1196
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:38,200
And I remember, so I was on a 
cruise ship like in the Bahamas 

1197
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,120
region when I was 11. 
And there was a couple of storms

1198
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,040
we went through that were, they 
were a little, little scary, but

1199
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,280
they were nothing compared to 
this. 

1200
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,000
Like generally, like if there 
was a storm, yeah, it would last

1201
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,880
like maybe 5 minutes. 
Yeah. 

1202
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,800
Like 600 miles of that dude. 
It's 6. 100 miles. 

1203
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,400
They're so big because that's 
where the Atlantic and the 

1204
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,000
Pacific meet. 
That's. 

1205
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:05,440
And it's 600 miles of that. 
It's 2 two different water 

1206
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,160
temperatures meeting two 
different oceans meeting. 

1207
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,000
It is not make sense friendly 
environment. 

1208
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,720
That's why you got to come at it
from the other side, not the 

1209
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,480
South American side, but like 
the Asian side and it's. 

1210
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,840
All just I don't think we're 
allowed to go that side just. 

1211
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,520
No, no, that's not for public. 
That's how we're going to get 

1212
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,640
in. 
Hey, look, I flew over it. 

1213
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,880
I flew over. 
It why not go from Australia? 

1214
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,240
That's. 
What I'm saying, Microsoft 

1215
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:32,440
Flight Simulator, I flew there. 
OK, I flew over Antarctica, so I

1216
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,160
have a that makes sense. 
No ice. 

1217
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,440
Wall. 
There there was not an ice wall.

1218
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,200
I could see the pyramids that 
are. 

1219
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,480
Well, just a video game though, 
you know. 

1220
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,720
Well, it's Google Maps, but 
yeah. 

1221
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,800
No, they alter, you know. 
Well, I guess. 

1222
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,560
Cuz it's not like you can fly 
out of the Dome in Microsoft 

1223
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,320
Flight Simulator. 
Marcus, OK. 

1224
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:55,400
Are you guys guys? 
I'm an earth earther. 

1225
01:00:56,240 --> 01:01:02,440
Guys, what, $14,500 per person 
to go to Antarctica on a cruise 

1226
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,600
ship? 
That's our next you. 

1227
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,400
Couldn't pay. 
You couldn't pay me that, I 

1228
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:09,200
don't think. 14,000. 
To be fair, I wouldn't. 

1229
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:12,120
I would do be fair money and go.
Going through the Drake's 

1230
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,360
Passage would be like a once in 
a lifetime thing. 

1231
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,560
Super cool to say I done it. 
I'm fine the amount. 

1232
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,240
Of Antarctica that you actually 
get to set foot on is probably 

1233
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,520
like that three mile inland 
right there. 

1234
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:26,400
That's about it. 
Hey, there is that's, that's 

1235
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,920
more you're stepping foot on 
than like 98% of the population.

1236
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:34,120
Yeah, of the world. 
Yeah, you start from Argentina. 

1237
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,080
You. 
You are and. 

1238
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,640
Here's my thing. 
Small I'm. 

1239
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,640
Sneaking away. 
I'm going deeper. 

1240
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,080
That's. 
Fine, I'm hitting four or five. 

1241
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,000
Miles. 
I mean, I'm getting. 

1242
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,000
Snuffed, you'll be stranded and 
die in Antarctica. 

1243
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,720
Trust me, I'll be snuffed. 
They'll kill me there. 

1244
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,280
They'll they'll kill me. 
But. 

1245
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,480
I'm going to live, I'm going to 
live the rest of my life with 

1246
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,120
the emperor Penguins, so it's 
fine.