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The main menu podcast presents 
under the table. 

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I'm going to set that one out, I
think. 

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What? 
What? 

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Even after I messaged you about 
bringing back Caleb Big 

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Wheeless. 
I was trying to throw Joey off 

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the scent. 
Thanks a lot I. 

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Already told him, I already 
told. 

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Him. 
I figured, yeah, I already knew.

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Yeah, I already knew, but I 
haven't told him how you're 

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going to be brought back. 
Yeah. 

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I don't even know that part, so 
that's cool. 

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I, I told you, I told you made 
it clear. 

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For Gore. 
Well, like, not like, not like, 

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not like how you're going to be 
re I, I, I don't know how to say

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it. 
It's some changes made. 

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I haven't told him the changes. 
It's going to be like, like how 

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the girl from Tron Legacy 
started in the computer and then

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she got like a human body when 
she got outside of the system. 

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Right. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, spoilers because we all 
know Tron Legacy really just 

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what made that movie series the 
best for me. 

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Tron Legacy was awesome. 
Awesome. 

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You know what? 
Tron Legacy. 

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At best it was OK I guess. 
CGI was pretty good for its 

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time. 
I will say the CGI and it was 

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very memorable for sure. 
I'll give it at the CGI. 

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The. 
Storyline was OK, it was just, I

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don't know, it it got weird, got
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be, I feel like. 
So back to changes in Chasm 

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Inferno. 
I've I've been tweaking like 

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small stuff with the like your 
guys, like the classes and like 

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the starting cards and stuff 
like that. 

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I made changes to the cards, a 
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that the weapons are just 
completely fine. 

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So I'm not I didn't tweak any 
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stuff like that. 
I just mainly changed a couple 

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of the attachments to work a 
little bit differently. 

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So how's my attachment going to 
work then? 

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That's what I want to know. 
How do you mean? 

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The Tactical stock. 
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Oh, that's getting removed. 
Tough luck. 

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Sorry. 
Yeah, yeah, screw you. 

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No. 
You got to roll up 1D100 and get

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above a 90 to actually hit your 
target. 

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Dang it, so I made it to where? 
Still like in. 

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Here if you take a reactionary 
shot and you have that 

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attachment on your weapon, you 
get an aimy action for free, or 

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you automatically aim when you 
do that on reactions. 

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So reactions are already aimed. 
Is that the buff then? 

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No. 
Aim shot well. 

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With the attachment, yes, if you
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choose if you want to aim or 
not, essentially. 

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Yeah. 
All right. 

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All right, but it's only with 
that attachment, otherwise 

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you're just kind of Sol. 
No, Well, you just hit fire it. 

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Yeah, you just set like. 
A shotgun You're you're fine. 

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Yeah, you're fine. 
Hit fire. 

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So I've. 
You should be able to shoot out 

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of your range of effectiveness 
just with disadvantage because 

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the tech 9. 
Is that how it was I? 

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Put that in there, yeah. 
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two tiles away. 
I was like, man, boy. 

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That's just for. 
Effective. 

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Nothing. 
OK, makes sense. 

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I believe I put it somewhere and
that was another thing that I 

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was making changes to was I was 
defining, I made some changes 

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defining stuff a little bit 
better, like the the whole 

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bullet penetration. 
That was a nightmare. 

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So I was like, screw it. 
I'm just going to kind of scrap 

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it. 
And it's basically just going to

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depend on your roles. 
If you roll good enough and at 

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my discretion you guys will but 
basically shoot it harder. 

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That is the best way I could put
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Or just a pension chance per 
shot like every gun could have 

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like a that's. 
Too much to worry about, All 

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right. 
It's just going to be pretty 

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much up to my discretion. 
Every gun could have a 

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penetration value, the minimum 
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Nope, like I said, it's a 
nightmare. 

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I tried dealing with that and 
it's a nightmare. 

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It's way too much to track. 
I already have a lot to. 

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Track. 
Or just chatter. 

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You do you do full metal jacket 
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that, they have to load that in 
and then that will penetrate so 

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you can you can be ready for it.
It's like. 

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Penetration or arm? 
Piercing. 

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There there is kind of a ammo 
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Yeah. 
I just translated it to you just

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deal a little bit more damage 
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Lame. 
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then I'll be happy. 
I've made changes to classes a 

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major class. 
Make your character gay and 

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you'd be happy. 
You're still not happy. 

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What up with that? 
Why does everyone have to be 

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gay? 
A a major, a major change that I

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made a major change I made was 
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actionless. 
So I'm making it to where you 

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guys can it cost 1 combat action
to use those and you can only 

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use them within Nope. 
And you can only use them within

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combat because after you know, 
I'm sorry if you hear the dog in

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the background, but the one the 
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broke the the camel's back was 
the fact that trauma unit for 

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the met for the surgeon class. 
He did Sam just use it outside 

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of combat and just they healed 
everyone within. 

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Like, yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Makes sense and like Portland. 
Another reason I got rid of one 

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of the cars called charitable 
Soul which if you heal someone 

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you get 50% of the effect. 
I got rid of that. 

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I was like screw that so I 
replaced it. 

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I've been replacing stuff to add
more uses to like certain 

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mechanics that you guys just 
never used makes. 

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You mad? 
No, yeah. 

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Why'd you just gut my entire 
character? 

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I that was like 2 things are you
telling? 

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Are you telling me you were 
useless after those two changes?

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Yeah, that was like. 
My own OK And one of those 

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changes effects everybody, not 
just you. 

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Look, I was just like, I was 
like an absolute heel slut and 

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now I can't do that. 
I don't. 

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Know you can. 
Still be a heel slut, it just 

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has to be in combat. 
Heel slut. 

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I'm glad I heal better than 
everyone, but now you screwed 

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me. 
I get off from healing my team 

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sexually, I mean. 
I'm I'm still. 

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Toying with an idea for you guys
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that requires me I the only way 
I could think of using it is 

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like kind of like a long rest 
ability where you guys can only 

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do it like once or twice outside
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And then I would have to add 
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makes it so that you guys have 
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like recharge them essentially? 
We could do play. 

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But I have two episodes written 
so far, like I've been. 

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I've been like going at it. 
Sick. 

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I think going at it. 
Pretty pretty linear. 

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At that, but other stuff. 
Not really. 

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I I'm making it to where you 
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So there's not to give too much 
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There are certain points that 
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guys kind of know where you need
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like which parts you want to go 
to 1st and all that. 

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I like that. 
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repercussions that I have if you
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So say like I say like there's 
like like 6 points of interest 

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that you guys have to visit 
before you get to like the final

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part. 
And you can choose with like you

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can go to like part four first 
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to like Part 1 and then part I 
guess you guys start at .1. 

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You know what I mean? 
You guys can pick and choose the

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order, but the year are I'm 
writing certain constituencies 

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and repercussions for not pretty
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Not if you skip. 
Something then. 

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There is no. 
Right. 

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But like if you skip something 
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this instead of that, it's like 
the turn page books from when we

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were kids. 
If you go this way, not this 

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way, it's different outcomes in 
this way and. 

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That way, essentially, yeah. 
Yeah. 

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So like pretty. 
Much how I'm doing. 

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You're doing what? 
Cowboys. 

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Oh, OK. 
What else have I made? 

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I made a couple of adjustments 
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arsonist class to where instead 
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your back, it's any 
environmental item that includes

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the, I haven't written 
somewhere. 

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The Jerry can, the propane tank 
in the chemical container. 

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You guys can just, instead of 
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can carry any of those on your 
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Jerry can. 
Jerry. 

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Jerry. 
Nice. 

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I and I made a third change to 
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the rocket. 
Launcher. 

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The rocket launcher, Yep knew it
so I've decreased the damage 

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again because them complaining 
and I shouldn't say complaining 

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but questioning why a rocket 
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supposed to be like a makeshift 
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Yeah, you only get like limited 
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just make it like for the tank 
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Yeah, so, and it does an AOE and
I'm like, OK, well, it can do up

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to like 60 damage on, on the new
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can do, but for maybe I can do 
it where like it does more 

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damage to like boss mutations or
something. 

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But I have it I I changed it 
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Yeah, it was 3D 10 + 30. 
Yeah, which was insane and I was

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just to help cover my bases. 
Yeah, or you could do 3D 10 + 10

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plus glass level. 
But there are no levels. 

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The better the I thought there 
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No, that that's the whole point 
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There's no, there's no levelling
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You just get cards. 
What the hell? 

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You don't, Yeah, you don't level
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You just get cards that make you
stronger. 

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The only thing, the only two 
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one thing that has like a level 
system, and that's the weapon 

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tiers. 
And that's it are the weapon 

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qualities. 
Let's see here. 

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What else will that change? 
I've I've actually added a a 

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throwing range now. 
Yeah, yeah, it did happen. 

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It did the incapacitated health 
like if you get back up. 

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Yeah, because I because I wrote 
down values for if you pick them

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up with a defibrillator, not 
like not if you just pick them 

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up like with your with no 
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So that was that was a hassle. 
I completely forgot I did that. 

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And the only reason that sparked
that was father love going down.

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Going down, is he going to be 
Father Love again, you think? 

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I am hoping you guys stay the 
same characters because and I'm 

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pretty sure he is because I 
asked him for a back story 

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because he never actually gave 
me an actual or he never gave me

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a back story. 
You at least gave me is high and

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uses her womanly Wiles and 
that's it. 

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But he gave me nothing. 
He was just there. 

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It was existing. 
He's a preacher man, Yeah, Which

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is pretty much who he is in 
Baldo's Gate. 

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More televangelist, though. 
But I like, I like. 

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I like Brother Billy more than 
Father Love, I think. 

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Well. 
Father Love gives me seriously 

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proud baby lives. 
Well, it it to me, it's not a 

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fair comparison because during 
father love like barely spoke 

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and I was very bad at giving 
each of you guys the limelight 

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to like do something. 
And every time it was combat, he

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would just pull out the rocket 
launcher and just shoot it and 

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that's it. 
That's all he would do except 

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for like the final fight where 
he was actually he actually had 

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to use his AK because he ran out
of class ability charges. 

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Yeah, well Chasm Inferno is more
tactical and game centered, lest

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about characters and story. 
Yeah, and I felt I. 

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My character. 
I just feel more inspired to 

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kind of shift it to characters. 
And and that's good, I think, 

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yeah. 
And I've actually spent a lot of

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time, especially at work when 
I'm just doing like, like brain 

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numbing stuff and during field 
work about how I'm going to like

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write it and what the theme is 
and certain situations where I 

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can make your character shine. 
And which was why I would kind 

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of adamant on Sam being there 
because otherwise I would have 

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to like, pretty much make 
something up rather than kind of

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incorporate your guys's 
backstories. 

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That's why I was like, Hey, give
me a back story. 

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That's I I said that to everyone
except for I'm right and Mr. 

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Master. 
Oh, what were their characters 

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backstories? 
Sam was. 

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Back story. 
It was more it Sam was more in 

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depth. 
It was, yeah. 

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Both of them were kind of 
tragic, but it works perfectly 

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for what I'm for my theme. 
My grandpa made me stuck as pee 

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pee when I was 7. 
Yeah, Mr. Madden killed. 

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Zombies let. 
Me, let me see if I can find Day

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Mike's thing again. 
Character. 

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She. 
Yeah, here it is. 

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OK, hit his back story was Day 
Mike is a mystery to everyone 

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around him, including himself. 
He was heavily abused as a child

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and is very tough and a lone 
wolf as a result. 

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He loves the Huff paint slash 
vitamins. 

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He loves loves loves food, which
includes mostly chicken, Taco 

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meat, and Bologna or Bologna. 
He he will eat to the point of 

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throwing up because he was often
starved as a child, and he will 

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say very random things at very 
random times. 

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And also he wants a big wheel 
more than he wants to be part of

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the group more than anything in 
his life. 

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He wants so I I I don't want to 
give too much away, but I have a

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plan for that. 
Always been good. 

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Fun. 
I figured you would. 

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I kind of set it up to like we 
were going to build him a big 

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wheel if we had a chance. 
Yeah, but. 

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So I'm not surprised you would 
sort of lean towards him from 

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there. 
So that exact thing won't 

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happen, but I think everyone 
will enjoy this what I have 

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planned. 
Hopefully I put a lot of thought

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into this. 
I'm excited to see where it's 

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going to go because I have no 
idea. 

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Yeah, something about how I 
guess not being there or 

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shouldn't, shouldn't be there or
something. 

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Yeah, I don't know what that 
means. 

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I remember that was the last 
clue, though. 

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I went back and listened to it 
not but a few weeks ago. 

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And you guys will. 
And the other hint that Doc 

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wrote as well about Derek's 
partner. 

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Yours right? 
But talking back to me, Yeah, 

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one more. 
Question if I find you're. 

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Saying one more question. 
Right on your way. 

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Back Alex is still walking, 
watching The Walking Dead. 

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Probably no Dream catcher. 
What's? 

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That no clue what that is. 
Oh, I haven't given up on it. 

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I just haven't watched it. 
It's a Stephen King movie from 

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the year 2000. 
It's actually really good. 

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It's an Alien movie. 
Really. 

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Aliens. 
Also I spent a lot of time 

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writing up like random events 
that could happen and some of 

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them tickled me pink. 
Also I will give this as a hint 

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now and I probably won't mention
it again. 

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So Dang it. 
Keep an eye on the journals and 

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make sure you guys are going 
through the journal entries. 

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I won't. 
I'm not going to do it, OK? 

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I'm not going to do it. 
I'm not going to make me. 

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Wait, what am I doing? 
So on Rule 20, you know how I 

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have like journal entries for 
like all the different types of 

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riveted written and all the 
characters and stuff like that. 

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There are some that I'm going to
be writing in that could give 

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like lore or hints or certain 
riddles or something like that. 

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I mean I guess I could homework 
and everything sounds great. 

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All up to you. 
I'm I'm writing it to where you 

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guys can, but it doesn't affect 
the story. 

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Well, actually one of them. 
Will it could technically affect

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the story just because we might 
have a hint on what to do? 

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Yeah, also on top of writing 
Chasm Inferno, I've been working

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on like different one shot ideas
too. 

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And it kind of circles back to 
the conversation we had Joey, 

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where I could wreck Con Zephyr's
Rest a little bit and then make 

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make all of those. 
Characters. 

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The coolest one out of all of 
you? 

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What? 
That's debatable. 

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I'm pretty cool. 
You want to know why? 

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It doesn't count when your 
daughter says so, Joe. 

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Yeah, it does. 
It counts, some it doesn't. 

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She's like has no, it's like 
half a. 

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Person right now. 
I think Joey is pretty cool. 

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We lost. 
No one asked you. 

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Cheddar. 
OK, my bad. 

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At least some named after a 
dirty product cheddar. 

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At least my my. 
Everything. 

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He was the one sticking up for 
your coolness. 

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Why are you smashing? 
Him. 

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What the heck? 
OK, now can you guys hear me? 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Cool, cool. 
Alright, so I'm the coolest 1 of

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y'alls. 
You know why? 

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Why? 
She's I met a a certain 

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individual today and he shook my
hand and he patted me on the 

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back and said, Hey, Danny, how 
are you? 

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Stanley's dad, that was his 
ghost. 

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Is it even better than? 
Trump, you met Joe Biden. 

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No, no, I, I met Lenny. 
I I cooked him food. 

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Oh, do you like it? 
Watched him eat my meat. 

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I mean, but. 
It's even better than meeting 

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Trump. 
But he did he shake your hand? 

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No, but I got paid. 
Exactly, I have his touch. 

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So was he maintaining eye 
contact while he ate your meat? 

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I don't know. 
He had ketchup on the side of 

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his mouth so it was a little 
distracting. 

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And so when you self pleasure 
yourself with that hand, is it 

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like he's doing it? 
It's that's what I keep telling 

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myself. 
It smells like him still. 

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It smells like. 
Him, are you? 

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Are you currently, are you 
currently sniffing the chair 

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that he sat on? 
Oh, I just keep licking my hand.

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He he cut off the seat cushion 
and put it with him put. 

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It in a frame. 
Down the middle line. 

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There's like an imprint. 
Lenny. 

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'S memory foam. 
Hangs the cushion on his wall. 

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He's like. 
Don't touch that, it's just 

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perfect. 
He uses it to mold his butt and 

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then makes a a pillow out of it 
that he uses every night he got 

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to meet his. 
Wife too, the lucky locality. 

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Yeah. 
Oh no, I know what skin I need 

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to steal in order to look like 
her. 

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OK, Buffalo Bill. 
OK, babe, it's me. 

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They put the lotion on the skin.
You don't know what kind of 

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Cheddar's in his underwear. 
The underwear man. 

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Yeah, me too. 
That's on My camera's, not on. 

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I'm not. 
I'm clothed because I don't like

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to be naked because I have body 
issues and I don't like to stare

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at my rolls. 
Yeah, I get that. 

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Yeah, I get that. 
I don't. 

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Want to turn people on? 
That'd be weird. 

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That would be weird most of all.
I'm up to B cups. 

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Probably. 
I saw just I'm up to D so. 

365
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I'm probably like an A, a you. 
Got a way to catch up buddy? 

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An A+ AA maybe? 
AA maybe? 

367
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,200
Yeah, that's why they call me 
Energizer. 

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That's why they call you 
Skeeter. 

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You got them Skeeter bites. 
I like it here. 

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I'm so tempted to have another 
thing of caffeine I. 

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Need do it do it. 
Do it, do it, do it. 

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Do it. 
Alcohol too. 

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Alcohol. 
Mix it some monster alcohol. 

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Do it. 
You need to do it. 

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Yeah, you need a. 
Terrible idea. 

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00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,080
It's actually pretty tasty. 
Rumchata. 

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00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,080
No, I mean like to have. 
More. 

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Even more caffeine and then mix 
alcohol with it. 

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Sounds like a bad idea it. 
Sounds like a great. 

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Start of a night, Is that what 
it was called? 

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Oh hey there, sexy. 
It's energy drinks that were 

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alcoholic that they banned. 
That that was the original, but 

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Monster now has energy drinks 
that are alcoholic. 

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No kidding. 
Because caffeine and alcohol 

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seems like a great idea. 
Is they're they're actually 

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pretty tasty. 
They're the caffeine content's 

387
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pretty low, but. 
It probably have to be legally. 

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Probably because like 4 loco 
used to like almost kill people 

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back in the day, yeah. 
They had to change, and they had

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to change before. 
Or the. 

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Ingredients. 
Their recipes changed quite a 

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bit because it used to be like 
200 milligrams of caffeine and. 

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Then they had like chlorine and 
other energy drinks stuff in it 

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too. 
They were like taurine, ginseng,

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caffeine. 100 Caffeine. 
Black tar heroin. 

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Trying to get a hold of her. 
I'm trying to get her on the 

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podcast. 
I'm trying to merge the the the 

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talk to a girl. 
So I'm trying to merge talk to a

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podcast. 
Well, she's got her own. 

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She's got her own podcast now, 
yeah. 

401
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,720
The talk to a Yeah. 
Yeah. 

402
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I'm trying to merge the two but 
it's a losing battle. 

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If you don't talk to her, I 
don't talk to her. 

404
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,520
Yep. 
That's funny. 

405
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,360
That's. 
Funny, I'm putting I'm pretty 

406
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,600
some good Photoshop bait in art 
channel. 

407
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,040
These. 
Look like these look like metal 

408
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album covers though. 
I was, I was listening to some 

409
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metal. 
So yeah, kinda. 

410
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Don't ask. 
Go is that Mister master like is

411
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ripping a? 
Sucking on a rod. 

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He's. 
The he's got his, he's got his 

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blower stick out and he's like, 
you watch what I can. 

414
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Oh, he's blowing. 
Yeah, I thought he's. 

415
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So. 
So a grill is just his version 

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of a hookah. 
He wasn't inhaling, he was 

417
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exhaler. 
Oh yeah, that makes sense. 

418
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That's. 
Weird. 

419
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You don't blow. 
I'm. 

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Gonna I'll see if discord will 
let me give you guys the raw 

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image or not. 
Oh yeah. 

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There's the raw image, the. 
Here's the JPEG. 

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Yeah, Oh. 
Sex. 

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Sex boner. 
I'm dumpster. 

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I'm dumpster. 
It's Matt. 

426
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,440
That's Matt. 
That's pretty cool, by the way. 

427
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,720
I like Matt. 
Me and Matt were talking. 

428
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,480
He's a cool dude. 
I wish I was able to be there. 

429
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,720
I feel like he. 
Looks so different without his 

430
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PPE here is that. 
There's some great kid with Down

431
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syndrome that was this guy. 
Oh, that was me. 

432
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,520
Oh. 
Yeah, sorry, I was having a. 

433
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Season. 
You got Stephen Hawking at the 

434
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party. 
That's awesome, yeah. 

435
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,400
He's also once. 
We got him to stop touching the 

436
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kids. 
Yeah, he he posts her a picture.

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00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,160
When is Stephen Hawking? 
Here. 

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00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,400
Why is Stephen Hawking 2017? 
I have a boner. 

439
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,400
Really. 
A. 

440
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Mexican come here. 
How old are you? 

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That's my pee. 
Pee. 

442
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OK, the kind of stray away from 
this, I'm going to. 

443
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I had I had some ideas, Joey, 
shut up. 

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00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:06,640
I I had ideas because I feel bad
that your guys characters for 

445
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Zephyr's Rest were kind of 
wasted on Zephyr's Rest with no,

446
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like with no no like really 
limelight. 

447
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So I'm going to wreck on it a 
little bit and I'm going to have

448
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my own like anthology with just 
those characters because you 

449
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,520
guys are going to be like 
interventional interdimensional 

450
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police, like looking at 
different like anomalies in like

451
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each of the universes. 
So like Chasm, Inferno, Pirates,

452
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Bio rift. 
That's what I'm planning. 

453
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But Doctor Bob gets to come back
as international police. 

454
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He does. 
All right, Ah. 

455
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Yes, and so that's the story 
peed upon my leg. 

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He LED into a different 
dimension. 

457
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So we can change it to where 
Alex and Sam could make actual 

458
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,480
characters that they want to 
just build off the characters 

459
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,880
that they had for Zephyr's 
arrest. 

460
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:08,840
I. 
Think I found. 

461
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,640
One of them. 
Being upon your leg. 

462
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,840
You were. 
You were Grunt, you were just. 

463
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,000
And that's it. 
Mr. Mr. Master was Captain 

464
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,280
Caveman. 
It was. 

465
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,560
The one that was tested 
occasionally. 

466
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,360
I don't. 
Yeah. 

467
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,080
And. 
Apparently. 

468
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,360
Apparently had a stick that was 
a flame thrower with a little 

469
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:30,720
dragon inside it's. 
Like me with long hair. 

470
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,960
Oh my goodness if this doesn't 
say it all right here like. 

471
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:43,000
He has only postpartum a week 
and a half so, but yeah, yeah. 

472
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,120
What are we me right now? 
Don't we me? 

473
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,720
Right now. 
But then there's this. 

474
00:26:50,040 --> 00:27:09,000
There's this one. 
That hits hard as a meme, it 

475
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,000
really does. 
Here you go, Danny. 

476
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:23,520
What? 
That's a good one. 

477
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:38,000
You're an adult with child. 
Oh man. 

478
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,920
Was this like a family reunion 
type of thing or? 

479
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,600
Dad's birthday. 
Dad's. 

480
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,680
Birthday. 
Oh, why was it not invited? 

481
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,400
Birthday, Birthday. 
It is your I could. 

482
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,600
Have made the party all about me
in my new car. 

483
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,280
You got a new car. 
A lot I did. 

484
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,160
I already know that. 
We'll see. 

485
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,160
Yeah, we can do it. 
Should already been known 

486
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,960
information. 
Yeah, I already knew why. 

487
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,360
I just know I just forgot that I
cared. 

488
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,320
But I do care. 
I. 

489
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,200
Should have known I care. 
Should have known. 

490
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,600
Yeah, I care. 
Monster Monster. 

491
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,080
Yeah, do I even got a new whip? 
Walkie thinking. 

492
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,440
Out the way. 
It is. 

493
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,000
It's. 
So much better than my cougar 

494
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:27,320
hunter that I had before. 
So I liked it a lot better meow.

495
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:34,000
I I have I have decided that I'm
I'm going to eventually start 

496
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,120
dating again. 
What? 

497
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,920
Jedders got shot and I wish I 
was single. 

498
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,280
If you've so you're saying if if
you have chance. 

499
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,520
So if you have a cougar whip you
would just let me know about it 

500
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,920
is I'm looking for the loaded 
ladies. 

501
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,440
Right I. 
Traded in the Cougar Hunters so 

502
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,120
I was going to get that at an 
auction. 

503
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,880
You need to kill the man who got
it at the auction and take it 

504
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,240
for yourself. 
Dan, your your daughter was 

505
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,800
spreading rumors today. 
Yeah, uh oh. 

506
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,360
Oh, she said one of your lady Co
workers was going to move in. 

507
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,120
Oh yeah, she. 
Said. 

508
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,160
Be pretty cool. 
It's a nice. 

509
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,600
Co workers. 
To move in with me. 

510
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,040
Please. 
It'd make things easier. 

511
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,840
It would. 
I I wouldn't want any of my lady

512
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,680
Co workers to move in with me 
because they are 55. 

513
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,400
And above you ever tried it? 
Experience. 

514
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,680
No. 
With enough firepower you can 

515
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:38,160
reignite even a dying star. 
Wow, wow. 

516
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,440
I'd be happy to move in with 
your cheddar. 

517
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:45,840
That is your name baby. 
I prefer an aged cheddar. 

518
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:52,520
Your cheddar. 
Dang, that looks delicious. 

519
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,040
Looks like looks like a good 
cake and he's not eating it with

520
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,080
a with a with salsa on top. 
Oh, he had salsa. 

521
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,840
Or or or or or or or or 
horseradish on the side, all 

522
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,000
these people. 
I'm shocked, so many people. 

523
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,760
Damn funny I wasn't invited. 
Yeah, weird. 

524
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,160
Were you going to come? 
And all of you are. 

525
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,760
I'm going to come invited. 
What now? 

526
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,480
What am I never got? 
I never got? 

527
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,680
You didn't. 
You didn't care enough to get 

528
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,160
the invitation, that's all. 
Yeah, it's. 

529
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,280
True. 
Wait. 

530
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,040
If you wish it hard enough, 
should I? 

531
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,080
Asked Danny. 
When's your birthday? 

532
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,560
December 1st. 
Coming up, actually. 

533
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,200
Yeah. 
Sick. 

534
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,000
That's my sister's birthday. 
That's sick. 

535
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,760
Yep, my wife's birthday is in 
December. 

536
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,440
Yes, I hate December birthdays. 
Yeah, because you have to give 

537
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,160
them birthday presents and 
Christmas presents. 

538
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,560
Too close to Christmas? 
No, December 1st, nothing. 

539
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,400
Nobody gets me either. 
That's funny. 

540
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,960
I get. 
You, Sir, I don't give anybody 

541
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,440
any gifts. 
I'm going to drive over and a 

542
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,560
cougar hunter and give it to 
you. 

543
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,560
Just I get. 
I'll drive over. 

544
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,080
No gift. 
It works out well. 

545
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:10,080
I just just cry on the toilet. 
It's straight jerking it. 

546
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,400
But it's, I mean my peanuts. 
My peanuts. 

547
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,600
My peanuts. 
Reading the cats. 

548
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,840
They're reading the dogs, the 
pets. 

549
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,720
My peanuts. 
My peanuts. 

550
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,360
The people over in Springfield 
are eating my peanuts. 

551
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,240
They just can't stop eating my 
peanuts. 

552
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,320
My peanuts, my they. 
Say they're the greatest peanuts

553
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,040
that they've ever tasted. 
They're eating. 

554
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,920
They're eating my peanuts. 
My. 

555
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,200
Peanuts. 
Holes in the hole. 

556
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,200
Oh. 
Man, it's me. 

557
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:57,040
The. 
Worst brain rot we've ever had. 

558
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,600
If I I mean my genitals, my. 
Italia. 

559
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,960
What? 
No. 

560
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,760
Oh no, it's bad cheddar. 
Bad cheddar. 

561
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,480
What? 
Wait, Danny, Riddle me this. 

562
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,280
Which one of these people is 
Lenny's wife? 

563
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,280
Let. 
Me. 

564
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,760
See, I got to zoom in on the 
picture, so there's my. 

565
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,480
See, Lenny's in here, so guess 
she might not be. 

566
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,440
She's the one in the purple. 
The purple nice like sitting on.

567
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,800
The bench or? 
No, no, my grandpa's girlfriend.

568
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,600
Oh. 
You're step Brenda alone. 

569
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,200
OK, She's a St. 
I, I, I wasn't saying anything, 

570
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,760
Lenny. 
Can have his own ace. 

571
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,960
I I wouldn't have judged him. 
You mean on the? 

572
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,360
Judge. 
The right being on the far, 

573
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,280
right the far. 
Right, that's his wife. 

574
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,240
Looks like she's smacking the 
red hair girl's hiney in front 

575
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,960
of her. 
Or she's slapping the kid in. 

576
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:50,800
Front It's a bad pose. 
It's. 

577
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,800
Her kid, That Lenny's kids were 
there. 

578
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,000
Oh, that makes sense. 
Got to see Lenny's spawn. 

579
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,960
The fruit of his loins. 
Sorry, Lenny, I don't mean to 

580
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,080
make it weird, buddy. 
All we're friends. 

581
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,880
I don't know I want. 
To make it real weird. 

582
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,880
I'm gonna I'm gonna come hang 
out with you. 

583
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,240
You're gonna drink a beer? 
I'm gonna wear, I'm gonna meet 

584
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,680
when I meet Lenny, I'm gonna 
wear a pair of Gray sweatpants. 

585
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,680
You know what I'm talking about,
you know, you know. 

586
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,720
You know what you're talking 
about. 

587
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,160
You know what I'm gonna wear 
next time? 

588
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,880
It's gonna look really bad. 
Sweat shorts. 

589
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:26,080
I'm gonna wear tearaway pants 
with nothing underneath. 

590
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,280
I'm gonna wear a banana. 
I'm gonna wear a banana hammock.

591
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,640
With nothing underneath. 
With nothing underneath. 

592
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,960
Because that'd. 
Be weird, that is how you doing?

593
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,440
Yeah, never that Superman trunks
over that. 

594
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,360
Yeah. 
And trunks over the tights 

595
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,440
Nonsense. 
Oh man. 

596
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,400
I mean, we're going to I'm. 
Going to have a beer. 

597
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,160
What? 
Another beer? 

598
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,800
What? 
Wow. 

599
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,080
Nope. 
We. 

600
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,360
Had a lot of hot dogs today. 
Hot dog Chicago hot dogs with 

601
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,280
with chocolate syrup. 
Chocolate syrup and peanut 

602
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,960
butter is what I made them with.
Yep. 

603
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,560
Yep. 
Sounds about right. 

604
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,679
Honestly, I'm surprised. 
Although I did, I actually, I 

605
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:11,719
actually did. 
I made some apple and did. 

606
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,520
You remember to put in the Fred 
Flintstone vitamins. 

607
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,080
Own sugar brats. 
They're pretty. 

608
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,719
Good ancient family recipe. 
It's actually pretty good the 

609
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,040
the chocolate texture really 
adds to the hot dog. 

610
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,880
It's got to be hot dogs with Red
Vines. 

611
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,239
It's got to be Red Vines. 
It's not. 

612
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,800
Red Vines, you're doing it 
wrong. 

613
00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,320
I prefer twizzlers. 
Twizzlers for life. 

614
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,639
Wow. 
No, we go to second level 

615
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:40,320
heaven. 
Just kidding, I don't like 

616
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,679
either of them so. 
Either. 

617
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:44,880
What Twizzlers or what? 
What's the other choice? 

618
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,639
Red Vines. 
Red Vines. 

619
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,199
I'm just red thighs. 
I don't. 

620
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,159
Red thighs. 
I absolutely hate both of them 

621
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:54,239
to get stuck in my teeth. 
And you're eating it wrong. 

622
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:56,639
Do you got cavernous teeth got. 
Cavernous. 

623
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:57,440
Cavernous teeth. 
Yeah. 

624
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,000
Swallowing. 
Like you swallowed your date 

625
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,800
Friday night. 
How? 

626
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,360
Did you know about it actually? 
Be handy advice then. 

627
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,800
How did you know when you put in
my drink? 

628
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,040
I woke up the next morning not 
knowing a thing and. 

629
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,600
My eyes so turned up way too 
high. 

630
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,200
For this picture. 
Yeah, you do, Sam. 

631
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,480
Put the put the picture up of me
and Dad. 

632
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,960
Hey, where your dad is? 
I'm trying to edit it so it's 

633
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,880
not so bad. 
My ISO was turned up really 

634
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,640
high. 
Oh, it's bad, huh? 

635
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,880
My face was in it. 
I just took a bad picture. 

636
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,760
I'll see here. 
Hot dog not as good as like Doo 

637
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,400
Doo Doo. 
Hey, where your dad at? 

638
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,160
Where your dad is. 
I don't know them blue, he's 

639
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,320
saying. 
Why not be home? 

640
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,640
Really. 
Yeah, I think my grandpa's over 

641
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,360
at their place. 
He might not. 

642
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,880
Dang. 
Might not or not grandpa? 

643
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,680
Doesn't stay up too late so I 
don't know why he would be 

644
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,760
still. 
There when I left and that was 

645
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,000
at 7:30. 
Did he say he might not be home?

646
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,000
Yeah, he did say that, he said. 
If I hosted it. 

647
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,320
Believes or not? 
OK. 

648
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,880
Well, in any case, this could be
a really long and weird under 

649
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,280
the table. 
It's been pretty long and and 

650
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,360
pretty weird already. 
Yeah. 

651
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,120
Oh Dang. 
It all right, let me be let me 

652
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,680
turn into an old man real quick,
OK, all right, so. 

653
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,160
I got the I got the picture for 
you. 

654
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:27,480
There you go. 
Nice hunk of me and. 

655
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,520
Me I I instantly had an idea for
a Photoshop thing for that. 

656
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:37,120
You should. 
What's your idea? 

657
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,320
I was so I was thinking, no 
offense, Danny, but taking Danny

658
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,480
out and using that pose on Mr. 
Master and make him hold like a 

659
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,960
giant fish or something that 
would. 

660
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:53,520
Be pretty funny. 
You realize that RERD is 

661
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,080
horrible for horseshoes, right? 
Why? 

662
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,840
I agree. 
All right, so I'm going to turn 

663
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:04,240
to old man real quick. 
So last Friday I picked up the 

664
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:08,800
kids from school and I was under
the wrong assumption that Space 

665
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,960
Marine 2 came out last Friday 
and it did only if you had 

666
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,320
pre-ordered the gold edition 
though, which I did not. 

667
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,720
So I went to our local GameStop 
and I was, you know, perusing 

668
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,320
around or feeling. 
I was like yeah, can I get 

669
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,280
robots? 
And I was like yeah sure, why 

670
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,680
not? 
I'm getting a game, might as 

671
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,280
well someone looking around and 
Teddy's like oh, Astrobot's out.

672
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,800
Oh Astrobot blah blah blah blah 
blah. 

673
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,640
And he starts downloading a 
bunch of information that I 

674
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,880
trying to process, but it's 
difficult because he's talking 

675
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,560
so fast because that's how my 
son does it. 

676
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,760
So I'm looking around and, and I
don't see any copies out. 

677
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,760
And I was like, that's kind of 
weird. 

678
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,360
That's strange. 
So we go up to the front desk 

679
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,960
like, all right, hey, quick 
question. 

680
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,400
And they're all like talking 
amongst each other. 

681
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,440
There's like three people there 
talking and we're the only 

682
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,000
people in the store and we 
didn't get a high or you know, 

683
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,280
you know, how are you guys doing
today when we walked in or 

684
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:05,400
nothing like that. 
So just fuck up and you nobody's

685
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,640
paying attention. 
So I was like, hey, some 

686
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:12,600
question, but did Sprace Marine 
2 come out today and the must be

687
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,520
manager or whatever, but he 
didn't even make eye contact or 

688
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,760
nothing. 
He's like, Nope, doesn't come 

689
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:20,480
out till Monday. 
All right, cool, I guess I'll 

690
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,920
I'll take this, you know, robux 
card and give me a copy of 

691
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,440
astrobot. 
I guess they ring me up or 

692
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,600
whatever. 
And Astrobot's actually pretty 

693
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,000
fun. 
It's, it's, it's, it's pretty 

694
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,360
enjoyable. 
So I leave work on Monday and I 

695
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,000
go to the store or go back. 
It's like, hey, you know, I, I 

696
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,600
really want Space Marine too. 
I go in and still like there's 

697
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,720
just, it's, there's nothing air 
like I can't find anything for. 

698
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:48,040
It's like this, this is weird. 
I go up and and it, it already 

699
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,440
kind of throws me off because 
most games don't come out on 

700
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,520
Mondays. 
It's like Tuesdays and Fridays 

701
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,720
is when they come out. 
Like that's normal for a game. 

702
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,080
Yeah. 
So up to the front desk and 

703
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,320
again. 
What a game. 

704
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,840
Come on Tuesday. 
Tuesdays. 

705
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,680
Most of the time it's Tuesdays 
or or Fridays. 

706
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,320
I always thought it was 
Thursdays. 

707
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,680
It's it's Thursdays, like 
Thursday nights, at least when I

708
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,560
worked at GameStop and granted 
that was was 10 years ago. 

709
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:18,480
It's so I, I walk in and they're
the two employees and the only 

710
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,640
person in the store. 
Nobody says anything to me. 

711
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,760
They're basically ignoring me. 
So I walk up to the front desk. 

712
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:27,000
I'm like, hey, Space Marine 2 
come out today and is like, OK, 

713
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
one second she's looking up on 
the computer. 

714
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,720
Oh, I don't have anything for 
that. 

715
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,440
It's Marine two. 
You don't have anything for 

716
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,600
Space Marine 2 just came out 
today. 

717
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,520
I was like, it's the 9th. 
It comes out the 9th, but we've 

718
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,800
got the Google page pulled up. 
Yeah. 

719
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:45,840
She's like, I don't know. 
Oh yeah, I have a copy for PS5 

720
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,560
and I've got a copy for Xbox. 
It's like I'll take your PS5 

721
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,160
copy. 
This is the whole ring up 

722
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,640
process and everything else 
takes like 5 minutes to find the

723
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,480
thing. 
So the whole ring up process. 

724
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,080
Then her manager comes out from 
back behind like the the very 

725
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,360
bag was up and he's like did you
pre-order this? 

726
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,080
It's like no I didn't pre-order 
this. 

727
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,520
I was just in here a couple days
ago dude. 

728
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,680
Oh well, we only have one copy 
and that's for somebody that 

729
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,560
pre-ordered it. 
A game that came out today and 

730
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,400
and you you don't have a copy of
it. 

731
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,840
Nope. 
OK, like ring up. 

732
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,400
Like I had my card in the in the
reader and everything else and I

733
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:23,120
was like, all right, cool. 
Like he's just a complete. 

734
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,160
I'm unsure about it. 
It's like, OK, I was like, I'm 

735
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,160
assuming you guys don't know, 
but do you know if like if or 

736
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,160
when you'll get another copy in 
or Nope, Sure don't. 

737
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,240
Hey, dude, I was like, all 
right. 

738
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,600
Helpful at all? 
And the lady, she was like, oh, 

739
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,280
you know, I'm so sorry, Sir. 
She's like, you can order one 

740
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,440
and we can have it shipped to 
your house. 

741
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,640
And I was like, I don't want to 
ship. 

742
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,240
I wanted to play it today. 
Yeah. 

743
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,080
And she's like, oh, well, I'm, 
I'm really sorry, Sir. 

744
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,640
I was like, you know what, I'm 
just going to grab like a 

745
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,240
PlayStation card and I'll just 
buy it. 

746
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,320
You know, I ordered the physical
copy of it because it's 

747
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,680
something like I'd like having 
physical copies of things, but 

748
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,960
no, fine. 
And like there's just the 

749
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,920
manager was just complete, but 
much about it. 

750
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,920
So I think I'm finally getting 
old the stage where I'm 

751
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,560
complaining about customer 
service. 

752
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,320
No, that's what. 
I thought your point was that 

753
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,920
you try to keep physical copies 
of things and that's why you're 

754
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,760
getting old. 
Well, that too. 

755
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,280
I like having physical copies of
things because then away. 

756
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,760
When they try to take Concord 
away from me and I have the 

757
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,520
physical copy of it, I can be 
like Nope. 

758
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,600
You mean the game that's you 
mean the game that's already 

759
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,200
dead? 
I have it forever. 

760
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,280
Yeah, he just did a video. 
On it literally comes out the 

761
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,120
3rd of September somewhere 
around there and then gets shut 

762
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,600
down the week after because 
nobody was playing. 

763
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,880
Donkey just did a video on it 
today. 

764
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:43,080
He's like, he's like I heard 
this new game Conchords out and 

765
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,280
sounds like a lot of fun so I'm 
going to go ahead and try to 

766
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,120
play it and it's just him search
of the PlayStation Store for 

767
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,760
like 5 minutes trying to find 
it. 

768
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,640
He's like, is this it? 
Just like start playing 

769
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,440
Overwatch? 
And me personally I just pirate 

770
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,000
everything and put it on like 
A50 TB Nas server and. 

771
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,360
See, I like to support people. 
I don't. 

772
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,280
Yeah, OK. 
I care about it. 

773
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,880
What's funny is that there's 
like this show on Netflix and 

774
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,560
they do talk about like video 
games and like the processes and

775
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:19,000
stuff like that. 
And literally they had an 

776
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:23,440
episode dedicated to Concorde 
and they came out like, I think 

777
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,160
this path like either this 
weekend or like a couple days 

778
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,800
ago, a week after the game shut 
down. 

779
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,880
My goodness. 
All right, well, we already made

780
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,440
this, so might as well put it 
out there. 

781
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:39,480
And, and I heard that it took 
almost or over 10 years to 

782
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,720
develop. 
They put like $200 million into 

783
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:47,400
this game only to have to 
release it and only have like 

784
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,160
the highest peak concurrent 
players is like 300 or something

785
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:51,920
like that. 
It was. 

786
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,040
Some like astronomically low 
number. 

787
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,120
It was. 
It was embarrassing and like the

788
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,680
entire time I saw the gameplay 
for it I was like this is just 

789
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,240
Overwatch, why would I pay to 
play a free game? 

790
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,960
Yeah, honestly, they're like, 
yeah, you want to play this 40 

791
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,760
bucks? 
Just you have. 

792
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,360
A physical copy all your Sol. 
Yeah, it looked ugly, like the 

793
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,640
character designs were just 
just. 

794
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,840
I don't know. 
I thought it was really funny. 

795
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,920
There was there's a meme going 
around or there was a meme, I 

796
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,560
don't know if it's still going 
around or not, but there was 

797
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,120
there, there were a lot of 
people complaining about the 

798
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,360
like the characters and like 
they are ugly. 

799
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,680
And then like they introduced 
like this like rat character and

800
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,600
everyone loses their mind saying
that this is like peak character

801
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:38,520
creation or something like that.
And it's just, and it's just a 

802
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:43,120
rat in one of those detective 
caps and all that and that's it.

803
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,760
Geez. 
You see the picture. 

804
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,760
It's a candid event. 
Well, we did do that Photoshop 

805
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,760
thing where Danny was already in
the crowd. 

806
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:04,320
Yeah, Danny is grinding on his 
dad at the JFK assassination. 

807
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,360
According to history I'm already
there so. 

808
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,600
You know, I was going through my
computer screenshots the other 

809
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,600
day and I actually happened to 
cross like some of these gems. 

810
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,880
What me at the JFK 
assassination? 

811
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,240
No. 
Oh. 

812
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:29,120
No, I I I said gems not 
completed projects. 

813
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,400
Oh. 
Like, I got a funny idea. 

814
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,080
It's just, it's just, it's just 
faces. 

815
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:39,880
It's just. 
And here's one of Alex What? 

816
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:46,640
Do you What Do you have these? 
When did you even get these? 

817
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,800
I'm I'm pretty sure this is 
where I saw that like your 

818
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,960
guys's like video like froze. 
Oh man. 

819
00:44:54,400 --> 00:45:01,680
I, I, I saw this and I was oh 
wait, probably not in this 

820
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,680
channel. 
Probably memes. 

821
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,880
I made this. 
But. 

822
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,120
It's in memes. 
It's not even that funny, but I 

823
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,520
thought it was funny. 
Nobody looked at it. 

824
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,920
Everyone went, everyone went 
dead silent. 

825
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,960
I was annoyed. 
I was waiting for it to load. 

826
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,920
How it feels to drink 3 cups of 
coffee with no lunch. 

827
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,640
That is true though. 
Wait, is that a racist meme? 

828
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,400
It's a black kid in the toilet. 
You see, it'll turn black if I 

829
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,400
if I eat, drink three my. 
Goodness. 

830
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,560
Cups of coffee and. 
Disappointed it had no racist 

831
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,160
intended. 
The black. 

832
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,560
The picture. 
The picture was funny. 

833
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:44,520
So what? 
It's a kid in a toilet? 

834
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,200
Yeah, that's a black gay color. 
Doesn't skate color. 

835
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:52,000
It doesn't matter. 
But why is he in the toilet? 

836
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,400
What's that insinuate? 
There's a black girl maybe? 

837
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,960
That's why he's crying. 
Maybe there's some form of 

838
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,920
punishment? 
Oh, 'cause he's a black kid. 

839
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,440
No, Maybe this is the mother's 
way of potty training him. 

840
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,800
Black moms, I get it. 
Yeah. 

841
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,640
Why are you bringing color into 
this? 

842
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,760
I'm not doing it. 
I do not dare to kid me with a 

843
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:24,960
brand in it. 
It's not racist, I swear. 

844
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,400
I didn't say it was. 
Why do you keep talking about 

845
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,720
racism? 
You're the ones that saying that

846
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,960
it's racist. 
No, I just said you're bringing 

847
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,480
a black kid in. 
I didn't say anything about 

848
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,160
racism. 
I think it's racist. 

849
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,880
Uncle Nuts. 
I hate it here. 

850
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,040
Run. 
Strat. 

851
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:45,320
I like it here. 
That was actually pretty good. 

852
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:47,840
You flip. 
Evelyn. 

853
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,320
I'm so excited for that game to 
come out. 

854
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,040
Tow Mater. 
It's hot. 

855
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,360
Pretty hot. 
Wood dibs. 

856
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:04,880
Why does it say toe meter? 
It was an old joke from Longo. 

857
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,320
I think it was when you guys 
were talking about like QP Mayo 

858
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,200
or something like that, and I 
was talking about like, and we 

859
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,440
were talking about like tomatoes
and like tomatoes and stuff like

860
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,320
that. 
And you're like, I don't 

861
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,400
understand it. 
I love QP Mayo. 

862
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:24,480
Crawling in my skin. 
It's not even. 

863
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,920
It's not even funny. 
It's not. 

864
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,400
Because it's about you. 
Yeah, it's about you. 

865
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,360
Why? 
It's not funny. 

866
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,560
It's dumb. 
It's not funny for other 

867
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,120
reasons. 
Stupid. 

868
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,760
It's just dumb. 
Hey, you want a weird ass 

869
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:42,320
picture of me? 
These words, they will not heal.

870
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,680
Oh, that's hot, man. 
You're doing a thing right now. 

871
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,680
OK, Snuff for sure enough. 
Sniff, snuff. 

872
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:58,760
I smell we're not even getting 
on balling, Balling gate. 

873
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,520
Balling gate are we? 
Well, Mr. Master isn't here. 

874
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,800
You're not here. 
I don't want to be here. 

875
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,800
I'm back. 
No, you're not. 

876
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,320
Guys, I miss cheddar. 
I the word has a loser. 

877
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,520
Remember when we used to have 
Cheddar on the podcast? 

878
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,880
Yeah, it was pretty sweet. 
All of us are losers. 

879
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,880
Doesn't stop anybody from doing 
anything. 

880
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:21,240
Hey, I'm a loser. 
It stops me from being loved. 

881
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,640
I mean it. 
Stops me from being cool. 

882
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,000
That's not what stops you from 
being cool. 

883
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,160
Awesome. 
Harsh. 

884
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,280
How do we go from having like 
such high energy when we were 

885
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,560
talking about Lenny's butt to 
now, like, we just like, kind of

886
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:46,320
fallen off? 
I'm just a teenager, big baby. 

887
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,000
I love how we didn't know the 
words but we're just like. 

888
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,000
That's only words of the song 
that I know. 

889
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,280
Yeah, pretty much that. 
Sounded like Carl Weezer trying 

890
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,880
to write us something. 
Again, because it's Weezer. 

891
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,800
That's the name of the band. 
Wait, that's not Weezer. 

892
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:15,480
Jimmy's got it going on. 
That's Weezer. 

893
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,120
No, it's not Weezer. 
Yeah. 

894
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,360
Carl Weezer and. 
It's somebody else. 

895
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,440
That's Weezer. 
That's not Weezie. 

896
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:22,840
Yes, it is. 
Weezie. 

897
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,240
Yeah, money. 
No weezes. 

898
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,760
No. 
That's Jesus. 

899
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,240
No weezes. 
Oh, Kanye's new the Kanye West's

900
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:37,880
new song. 
I I don't like Jews or, or is it

901
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,960
his other one? 
I know a guy named Adolf. 

902
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,520
He's. 
Jeez. 

903
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,040
That's what I'm saying. 
That's what I'm saying. 

904
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,680
What the dog doing? 
He's humping. 

905
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:57,680
They're eating the dogs. 
Invite the dogs. 

906
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,960
I mean my. 
Toes. 

907
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:03,320
I mean, I mean it's. 7 feet 
pics. 

908
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,040
You never seen feet pics like 
this before? 

909
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,880
Never seen. 
Them Joe Biden could never. 

910
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,360
Why can't? 
Kamala's feet pics are nowhere 

911
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:18,520
near as good as mine. 
Carl Weezer. 

912
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,440
First it was the first it was 
Joe's feet pics, and of course 

913
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,200
that was Kamala's. 
Kamala's feet pics are the 

914
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,360
worst. 
No matter how many feet pics 

915
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,800
they compare to mine, nobody 
will ever have as good as feet 

916
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,520
pics as mine. 
Arguably my only fans page is 

917
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:40,520
better than Kamala's. 
#Wood, it's crazy she didn't. 

918
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:44,640
Even have an Onlyfans a week ago
and all of a sudden she hasn't 

919
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,280
Onlyfans. 
But I had chillifans first. 

920
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,880
It's only when I get one, 
therefore I win. 

921
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,600
Why can't I resize this? 
OK, here we go. 

922
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,240
China hasn't had servers. 
Yeah, I know. 

923
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,600
But China? 
Hey how about that waste of 

924
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:06,880
$700.00? 
It's APS 5 pro. $780. 

925
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,720
Yeah, 'cause I, you know, 
'cause. 

926
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,720
You I bought. 
It's essentially the equivalent 

927
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:15,880
of owning a ARTX 280 or 2080. 
Is it? 

928
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,040
I don't know what that means. 
It's a computer graphics card. 

929
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,840
It's how old computer? 
Seven years old. 

930
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,080
What? 
The 2080. 

931
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,880
That's. 
Crazy 2080. 

932
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,640
Five years. 
We're up to 4080, aren't we? 

933
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,840
I want to say five years. 
Still. 

934
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,320
Can I just put my own graphics 
card in my PlayStation and just 

935
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,320
roll with it? 
Theoretically, yeah. 

936
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,040
Will it burn out my PlayStation?
You can do whatever you want. 

937
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,680
Yeah, we're it's a free country.
Nothing can hold you down. 

938
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,960
Yeah, we're we're we're talking 
about it. 

939
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,480
You can really do whatever you 
want. 

940
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,920
Yeah, I'll get you. 
I can't. 

941
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:54,560
I'll get you a TIG welder and 
we'll Weld in a A4080A. 

942
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,160
What? 
A TIG welder. 

943
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,400
A. 
What? 

944
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,400
Are you guys talking about? 
I thought you said. 

945
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,280
This isn't the Vietnam episode, 
OK? 

946
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,680
OK. 
All right. 

947
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,240
It's not OK. 
I love how Danny's throwing gang

948
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:19,760
signs away with Hitler. 
Yeah, this. 

949
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,360
Is the general thing in discord.
No, it's an art. 

950
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,600
It's a true work of art. 
I guess I can't look at it then,

951
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:31,080
my bad. 
I mean, yeah, we are. 

952
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:35,000
Friends. 
This is a kind of event. 

953
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,160
With Photoshop, Danny with. 
Hitler. 

954
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,040
I don't. 
I I'm going to be honest. 

955
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:46,000
I don't, I don't think anything 
tops what Joey made that one 

956
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,320
time with what Danny having like
a like a down out perspective of

957
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,960
himself. 
Tilted Towers behind him. 

958
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,080
Tilted Towers. 
Yeah, it looks like you're like 

959
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:05,080
making a blog or a vlog. 
Or something like that. 

960
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,680
The Tilted Tower was. 
At 9:11 I thought it. 

961
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,400
Was 911. 
Or tilted I had. 

962
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,160
The twin. 
Towers. 

963
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,120
Twin towers, same thing. 
Twin towers. 

964
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,560
Well, they were. 
They weren't tilted at the end. 

965
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:26,960
Jeez, yeah, a lot of work going 
into that, by the way. 

966
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:31,240
No, no, no it didn't. 
Anyway. 

967
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,120
Apparently I'm edging a sneeze 
right now. 

968
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,920
My dreams are crushed. 
What dreams? 

969
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,200
Well, let me tell you a little 
story. 

970
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,760
Listen, it's really little, OK? 
Oh good, I was hoping you would.

971
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,000
We all work riggering weeks of 
work. 

972
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,320
Excuse me? 
You're excused all the while 

973
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,320
listening to the. 
Podcast. 

974
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,640
Listening to your friends, 
wishing that you would be. 

975
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,160
Back together, rigoring. 
Yet again, rigorous. 

976
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,880
Relax Cheddar, you got some mood
lighting going on. 

977
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,040
It's called my PC. 
It's making me hot. 

978
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,240
Wait, are you talking about that
thing behind me? 

979
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,080
It's called my pee pee my. 
Peanuts. 

980
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,000
What? 
What what kind of are you? 

981
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,120
Are you just talking about like 
the lighting in general or the 

982
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,960
the just the? 
Lighting in general I don't 

983
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,760
know, but anyway, because I. 
I pulled up a tab. 

984
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:24,200
I just look forward to the 
podcast and playing and it and 

985
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,880
it seeing that we've been on 
Baldur's Gate for so long, 

986
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:28,480
looking to finally continue it, 
yeah. 

987
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,400
I feel that way. 
I get it. 

988
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:38,160
My peanuts like Moji, we never, 
we never gonna finish Baldo's 

989
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,360
Gate, you know? 
Yeah, this is gonna be our mega 

990
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,600
season. 
Didn't you know? 

991
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:47,360
Projected 30 episodes straight. 
Yeah, we're going straight in 

992
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,000
act two and three. 
We're still in act one. 

993
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,960
We're only halfway through 
halfway. 

994
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,400
Snakey. 
Halfway. 

995
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,360
Yeah. 
Sam did say that the that the 

996
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,800
estate that we're supposed to go
to is going to take more time 

997
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,840
than the dungeon. 
Yeah, I mean, it's not my fault 

998
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,040
you guys took so long in that. 
Dungeon. 

999
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,760
Not if we just go in and we can 
just kill everybody in the 

1000
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:10,840
estate. 
Good. 

1001
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,400
There's a lot of people. 
It's fine. 

1002
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,320
If something tells me it would 
actually take longer to kill 

1003
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,400
everyone than to do. 
Kill, kill, kill. 

1004
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,480
Well, we'll only kill the ones 
that get in our way then. 

1005
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,080
David's pissed. 
Sure. 

1006
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,920
Baby pissed off. 
Cool, yeah, makes sense. 

1007
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,160
Should have got a gift receipt. 
Anger. 

1008
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,160
What? 
But we got a gift receipt. 

1009
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,360
Should have got a gift receipt. 
Well, we. 

1010
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,400
Started when we started the 
campaign. 

1011
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,800
I still care. 
Yeah, I guess we should have, 

1012
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,520
no. 
Take the sticker off, give him a

1013
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,560
gift receipt. 
OK, we don't have to do gift 

1014
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,920
receipt but you could take the 
sticker off. 

1015
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,200
It's weird to. 
No, leave the sticker on. 

1016
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:49,480
Yeah, we know exactly how much 
you paid. 

1017
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,280
Yeah, let them know the the 
price that you were willing to 

1018
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:59,800
spend on them. 
No no, pretty happy to get the F

1019
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,240
off my property. 
I wish I could. 

1020
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,480
I've been trying, but you won't 
let me. 

1021
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,640
You say get out and I try, but 
you're like, dude, shut up. 

1022
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,600
It's a figure of speech. 
You got me in a headlock. 

1023
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,760
I don't know. 
I don't know. 

1024
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,520
He's got me chained to the wall.
I can't get out. 

1025
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,400
You got the key, bro. 
Let me out. 

1026
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,440
Let. 
Me out. 

1027
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,800
Again, I hate it here. 
What a spit on that thing, yeah.

1028
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,480
I wish. 
We've officially reached 

1029
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,280
purgatory. 
Yeah, now. 

1030
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,200
Just this is how. 
We are just. 

1031
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,080
We're just I. 
Don't know if we're waiting. 

1032
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,000
I don't know what we're doing. 
I turned my camera on for you. 

1033
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,320
If that helps. 
How are you doing? 

1034
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,840
It doesn't think so. 
OK, thanks. 

1035
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,280
I appreciate. 
I appreciate the thought. 

1036
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,080
I really do. 
And I'm joking it. 

1037
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,040
I could take my. 
Shirt off of that. 

1038
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,200
House and buy it. 
Oh, I'm good. 

1039
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,320
Yeah, I actually don't. 
Know we all should. 

1040
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,320
I'm not. 
I don't take off my shirt for 

1041
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:59,640
anyone. 
He will take off your shirt for 

1042
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,520
half of a nickel. 
Excuse me, Sir, I will. 

1043
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,200
Take 1/2 of a. 
Nickel. 

1044
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:08,280
I will take off my shirt for a 
shot of Jamison. 

1045
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,640
And some fentanyl. 
And some fentanyl. 

1046
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,840
That's worth it, then. 
That's actually a good deal. 

1047
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,280
It's. 
Straight fiend for Fenton. 

1048
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:22,520
Straight fain and jeez I need 
it. 

1049
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,720
I want it. 
I need it. 

1050
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,240
Kamal Harris could never take 
fentanyl. 

1051
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:35,280
Like I can need to feel alive. 
Yeah. 

1052
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,960
We've officially reached the 
third ring of hell. 

1053
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,040
Wow. 
What was that? 

1054
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,600
That was a great movie. 
Black Klansmen. 

1055
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,880
Yep. 
Raced his son. 

1056
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:52,920
You've never seen it. 
It's pretty good black man that 

1057
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,000
pretends that he's in the clan. 
Oh, he was in the clan. 

1058
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:58,400
He was my clan. 
He was. 

1059
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,040
No, he was my clan brother. 
I know. 

1060
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,320
I knew him personally. 
It's the reason I'm not part of 

1061
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,960
the KKK today. 
Why? 

1062
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:05,640
Because black people are humans 
too. 

1063
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,600
Well, here we go. 
We're going to, we're going to 

1064
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,640
interview you, Alex. 
Why aren't you in the Klan? 

1065
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,120
Because there was a black guy in
the Klan. 

1066
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,560
They've really fallen downhill 
since. 

1067
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,760
Then. 
So it's not because the plan is 

1068
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,040
morally wrong, it's because 
they've let a black man into it.

1069
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,520
Got it. 
Yeah, I mean. 

1070
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,800
Because they started becoming 
more inclusive. 

1071
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,560
One day all. 
Races have a right to be part of

1072
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,880
the white supremacist group. 
Do you like the Klansmen are a 

1073
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,040
little too accepting of people? 
That's all, Yeah. 

1074
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,440
Too inclusive. 
It sounded a little bit like 

1075
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,680
Joker when you said that. 
Society a little bit. 

1076
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:44,880
Too inclusive. 
A little bit. 

1077
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:49,040
Too inclusive. 
We live in a society. 

1078
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,200
Earn the money. 
Society lives in. 

1079
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:58,320
Me. 
Oh, Lady Gaga, come sing with 

1080
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,400
me, hear? 
Them in my head. 

1081
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:12,760
You see, my father was a gooner,
and he one day, one day he's 

1082
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:16,000
jerking it. 
And by that I mean, well, his 

1083
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,560
penis. 
And you see him too close to you

1084
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,360
see he's mounting. 
A Walmart bathroom. 

1085
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,960
He's mounting, laughing as he 
does. 

1086
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,880
That sounds frightening. 
You know what society. 

1087
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,160
Batman, I would. 
I would. 

1088
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,400
I would beat my face and cut and
cut marks into my cheek. 

1089
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,920
Stop. 
Munting stop munting, Joker. 

1090
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,120
There's no rules against the 
Munting, Batman. 

1091
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,720
It's. 
Just morally wrong Joker. 

1092
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:57,040
They're already dead, yeah. 
Choking like a normal human 

1093
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,400
being. 
There's nothing wrong. 

1094
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:03,480
Because they can't give consent.
Ask before Dad. 

1095
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:14,280
This unique joker unique consent
of a a a living relative. 

1096
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:19,680
Straight up just brain rod that 
we're talking right now, like in

1097
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:26,120
the in the lowest form, there's 
Minecraft Youtubers, there's the

1098
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,960
craft that my kids watch on 
YouTube. 

1099
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,280
Yeah. 
Then there's this. 

1100
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:34,600
Then there's this. 
Like collectively, if the 

1101
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,960
viewers do not lose like 10% of 
their brain cells after 

1102
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,880
listening to us tonight, we did 
a horrible job. 

1103
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,280
Yeah, that's my ultimate goal 
every time I get on the podcast,

1104
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:45,880
to make sure people lose brain 
cells. 

1105
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,720
Good. 
It's usually successful. 

1106
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,320
It is. 
Look how well we're doing right 

1107
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,200
now. 
Yeah. 

1108
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,080
At least one more bullet loaded 
into the gun that I'll use to 

1109
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,320
end it all. 
Yeah, I'm going to play Rush. 

1110
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,480
I'm going to play Russian 
roulette with a Colt 45. 

1111
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,360
Why do why do you why do you 
need another bullet? 

1112
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:10,320
Just takes 1 Joe just. 
Want to make sure? 

1113
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,360
You're going to miss the first 
time he's using a. 

1114
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,280
Roulette. 
All right, like I said, playing 

1115
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,840
Russian roulette with a Colt 40.
5 is a lot of fun. 

1116
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,200
OK. 
I want to play Russian roulette 

1117
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,920
with a Pete's. 
Little ass. 

1118
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,600
All right. 
I'm. 

1119
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,000
Just going to Hemingway it right
now. 

1120
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,720
I'm just going to Hemingway. 
Hemingway it. 

1121
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,360
Yeah. 
How'd he die? 

1122
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,360
Liver failure. 
The guy that cut off the feet? 

1123
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,280
What? 
Failure. 

1124
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,600
How'd he die? 
Liver failure? 

1125
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,280
No, he shot himself in the face 
with a shotgun. 

1126
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,600
Look at them dogs. 
The dogs is barking. 

1127
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,440
Barrel in the mouth, barking, 
butt on the floor, toe on the 

1128
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,720
trigger. 
You know how you do it. 

1129
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,200
No, you're taking them out too 
fast. 

1130
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,480
No. 
No.

