1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:14,040 Welcome to ZND mothership. No one can hear you scream in 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:24,440 space. And welcome welcome everyone 3 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:28,640 back to the main mini podcast featuring some more Z&D. 4 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:33,680 We're back at it again into Mothership 3, into the second to 5 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,480 last episode. We last left off though the 6 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:42,520 Earth had launched nuclear missiles into the ring, so you 7 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:45,080 guys had fled. While you were fleeing though, 8 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:50,000 Hitler caused an accident with Aun ship because Hitler was 9 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,160 driving too close to it and didn't see the the 50 meters 10 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,320 played on the back of it. So you guys were for No, it was 11 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,360 Hitler. It was Hitler. 12 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,920 'S fault it. Was me. 13 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,280 I did it. They're going to pay for it, I'm 14 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,360 telling you. You guys were forced to land. 15 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,240 You killed some people you probably shouldn't have killed 16 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,560 and then you had a big long boss fight that I wasn't didn't 17 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,560 prepare you guys for Oops, my bad. 18 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:18,960 You found sorry, No, you started getting talked to from a 19 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,520 mysterious voice in your head. You found a homeless person who 20 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,040 decided to help you from your previous adventures. 21 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,840 You helped free him from prison. Mental institute, not prison, 22 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:32,960 sorry. And then Hiller and R4 were 23 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:36,160 reunited with their mother. And some of you were reunited 24 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,840 with your lover. And you are on your way to the 25 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:46,040 Chapel to take down Dagmar. While you're on your way to 26 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,400 Dagmar, you from behind you. The. 27 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:57,160 Skyscraper Ish tall beast of Domique has been reincarnated. 28 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,040 So. That's where we left off. 29 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,200 You know, I feel like if Haggis was here, you would be able to 30 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,440 name the Domique. Yeah, probably would be. 31 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,479 And it's not black. To his feminine side. 32 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:12,640 But before you, you're on a bridge, and before you lies the 33 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:17,040 Chapel and a lot of armed fellows. 34 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,520 Hey, Mom. Yes. 35 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:23,440 Can I talk to you for a minute? I mean like only if you have a 36 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,080 minute, because if you don't it's fine. 37 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,360 Yeah, no, I I have a minute. Okay, so like we're getting 38 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:33,720 ready to go into battle and like I'm this may be the last time I 39 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:39,440 I see you so so I just wanted to talk to you for a minute and I 40 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,840 just wanted to say I'm sorry. No, you're not in this. 41 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:43,960 You shut up. You're not here. 42 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,040 Not. Right behind you, over your 43 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,560 shoulder. Shut up, I hate it here. 44 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,880 So like me. Too. 45 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,560 So like, I always just thought you were like my creator, right? 46 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,600 OK. And I wanted to be human, right? 47 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,960 So like I'm with all these other humans and they're all cool, 48 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:03,960 right? Right. 49 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,680 So like they're always talking about their relationship. 50 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,120 And I don't know, for some reason I lost you. 51 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,120 I don't know why, but I lost you. 52 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,840 And I, I wanted a relationship. And who wants a relationship 53 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,760 with an Android, right? So that's true. 54 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,320 I wanted to be cool. He's speaking back, though. 55 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,600 Yeah, so. So I started telling people 56 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,880 that, Yeah. Well, you know, Joshetta, she 57 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,480 made me so that, you know, I could be her, you know, lover, 58 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,800 right? And so. 59 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,240 And everybody was like, yeah, right, you're just an Android. 60 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,240 And I was smooth, right. OK. 61 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:41,160 And so I was like. So I had to like, modify myself. 62 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,160 And so I did. I gave myself A6 foot schlong 63 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,760 and big pecks and muscles and I made myself something that you 64 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:55,640 didn't make because I missed you and I made myself something that 65 00:03:55,680 --> 00:04:01,520 you you didn't like obviously. And I don't want you to not like 66 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,440 me and. Can I interject for a second? 67 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,840 So well see, you're the reason why I realized I never realized 68 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,760 I never looked because of our four. 69 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,600 Just one second. I have a question for mom. 70 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,160 Oh, OK, hold. On hold on R4. 71 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:21,200 I'm I'm listening to I, I can't be bad two kids at once, you 72 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,040 know, it's, it's just a lot, OK. Here he has. 73 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,720 Milk, honey, let me help with the with the younger kids. 74 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:27,640 I don't. I don't. 75 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,760 I don't need you to parent for me. 76 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,040 Yeah, I I did that. Every time with this. 77 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,640 I did the whole just. Because I wasn't there for you, 78 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,880 I paid child support. I sent the checked. 79 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,480 Did you intentionally give him milk sensitizers and his and his 80 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,800 packs? Almost, Jim, Almost, Jim, do you 81 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,280 have a glass of wine? Oh no, I'll take one too. 82 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:48,880 This was supposed to be so simple. 83 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,160 Chardonnay if you have it. I'm sorry mom, I wasn't trying 84 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,280 to start anything. Oh, it's it's not you, sweetie. 85 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,840 It's everything else. I'm sorry, it's. 86 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,840 Not you. I I did, I did the milk, I did 87 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:04,000 the baby and it was stupid and I was just trying to be accepted 88 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,360 and nothing I did ever work. Yeah, that was weird. 89 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,600 But yeah, I know, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry you guys. 90 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,320 Hate the baby? Yeah. 91 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:16,200 And I yeah, So I, I didn't realize until I met my brother 92 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,240 R4, that you were actually my mom. 93 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,680 And when I saw you, I realized that you were real because there 94 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,480 were so many times I heard you, and then there would be 95 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,400 something else that wasn't you. Yeah, shot her with like. 96 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,040 A phone I wasn't even sure if you existed anymore that. 97 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,880 Was funny. But I wanted to say that I 98 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:39,920 wanted to do this and he I want to turn around and you guys will 99 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,320 see and hear some steam. Clunk. 100 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,000 And there'll be a six foot member drop off and you hear a 101 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,200 clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk. 102 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,280 And it's muscles, big, huge pecs. 103 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,600 Everything drops off. And I turn around and I say, 104 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,600 mom, I want to be what you want me to be, what you made me to 105 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,720 be. Whatever that is, whatever that 106 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,720 is, that's what I want to be for you. 107 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,160 And I just wanted to say I'm sorry and I love you. 108 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,200 Man, I really hope she didn't make you as a prototype science 109 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:18,520 project. That was beautiful, very 110 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,960 touching. Makes me beg. 111 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:24,320 You're welcome son, and I know we've never always quite seen to 112 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,160 see eye to eye. Quit it. 113 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,600 But I want you to know. You're not a dad. 114 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,680 Proud of you. Well, thank I. 115 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,280 Think OK, well, thank you, sweetie. 116 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,440 That's that's very impressive. I appreciate you for showing 117 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,920 this side of yourself. It was hard. 118 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,440 I can see it's, it's, it's on the ground. 119 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:48,920 I see it. And Joshua, I wanted to confess 120 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,840 something to you. Oh geez. 121 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,880 Listen, I know we've had our share of fun times, but I just 122 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,880 want you to know once and for all that, you know, I think 123 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,360 we're going apart. I think it's time we start 124 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,240 seeing other people. You know? 125 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,480 I shouldn't have to confine you to this corner of the universe, 126 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,120 brother. I mean, you should be able to go 127 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,840 around with all the hotties just like me, but I feel like I've 128 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,600 been. I've put you in a box. 129 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:20,560 I want you to see the world. Go out and sow your wild oats. 130 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:25,760 My heart's not in it anymore. I want you to be happy and I 131 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,640 want to be happy and I'm happy if if you're happy. 132 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,040 Oh my gosh, you're breaking up with my mom, Josh. 133 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,840 It's so weird. His heart's broken. 134 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,880 I thank you for letting me sow my wild oats and and learn to be 135 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,280 a woman again. I don't speech for you. 136 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,160 Did he hurt you? Mom, I appreciate. 137 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,040 No, we were never together in the 1st place, so I don't know. 138 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,960 I don't think so. I was gonna kill him if you 139 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,720 wanted me to. No no it was a one time thing so 140 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:06,720 I don't know why he got all emotional and relationshipy and 141 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,720 controlling. But. 142 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 I thought that we were something more. 143 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,880 I guess I misread that. Definitely. 144 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:13,920 Yeah. Nope. 145 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,760 So I seem to be in the wrong here. 146 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,480 I'm digging myself into a different, a bigger hole so. 147 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,000 Well, yeah, a little bit, but it's OK, fine. 148 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,080 Thanks. Well. 149 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:27,000 I mean right now, but it's. Still amazing mom. 150 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,360 Well, on that note, I mean, are you doing anything later I. 151 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,240 Mean saving the world. I want to. 152 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:37,360 Let's get them. Maybe we can hit the Pizza Hut 153 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,919 after this then? I've heard nobody how Pete does 154 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,240 them. That's what I'm saying. 155 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,760 I only do the best for you, babe. 156 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,120 No, let's go. How? 157 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,840 Many Did you hear they brought? Did you hear they brought back 158 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:55,520 the Buffet 487? No, I just missed the salad bar. 159 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,200 Sweet. I missed a. 160 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,400 Little red bro. My soups and salads. 161 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,280 All right, So what are we doing here after? 162 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,240 While they were talking out, I fired my rail gun. 163 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:14,160 Yes. So as you guys were making this 164 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,720 heartfelt apology and. And you know. 165 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:22,640 Trying to woo Joshetta. Our four kind of waddles up 166 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,960 behind her and you kind of like tugged on her pants for a little 167 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,880 bit trying to get her attention, but she wasn't. 168 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,280 He wasn't paying attention. So. 169 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,520 Then to get her attention, in typical toddler fashion, he 170 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,480 decided. To do something. 171 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:39,720 Crash because. This toddler has a real gun. 172 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:44,320 So you kind of noticed that he standed, he stood up a little 173 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,720 bit taller when he pulled out this this device, right? 174 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,600 Kind of hooked it up to his chest where his oven is. 175 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:56,200 And then these big old spikes went into the ground behind him 176 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,480 and in front of him. And then he his feet kind of 177 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,720 like instead of like the cute like little toddler type shoes, 178 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,840 they grew like these like little claws and they dug into the 179 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,320 ground and you just hear drills like screwing them into the 180 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,520 ground. And then all these all these 181 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,640 little particles start drawing in towards him. 182 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:22,920 All of a sudden he just starts. Well, and this guy for sure is 183 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,520 Deadzo. He is. 184 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,000 He's done you. You could have talked to him. 185 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,280 I was going to say that, but now he's dead. 186 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,080 An investigator from the planet. But yeah, now everybody, 187 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:38,520 everybody, everybody roll for for your tornado Auntie Grab. 188 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:43,800 You're you're up first all. Right then that was loud. 189 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:49,560 Oh, right. So it's safe to assume that 190 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,560 everyone. He. 191 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,600 Is a bad guy now because Doughboy decided to go Killer 192 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,680 Doughboy on him, Yeah. They they definitely nobody's a 193 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,320 fan of you here. All right, I'm going to attack 194 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,560 this guy, my old. Mode was was switched off 195 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,560 though. Yeah, that's not your fault. 196 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,760 Let me see what I have in the notebook. 197 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:21,760 All right, I'm going to go ahead and use my, I'll use my wrist 198 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,840 gun on him. Your wrist gun, you said? 199 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:30,120 Yes, I rolled A6 OK for 30 damage. 200 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,880 Bang. For which guy? 201 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,720 For the guy closest to me, this one right in front of me here. 202 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,640 OK, that guy there. That's the room. 203 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,480 Yeah, that's his torso, so he wounded it pretty good, but he's 204 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,440 still alive and kicking. Man. 205 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,400 Bang. These guys are a little a little 206 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,040 tougher than your average guy. I wonder whose idea it was to 207 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:57,920 shoot him with a real gun. It's a homeless Jim. 208 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:01,560 It's his turn. So he he'll run up here. 209 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:06,360 He's got a smart rifle. He oh, shoot, sorry. 210 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:09,000 He rolled a nine. That's. 211 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,200 Let's see. Yeah. 212 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,520 So he's just popped one off on this guy. 213 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,800 And again, not a whole lot has has really affected this guy's 214 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,880 tanking these hits. Back to you, R4. 215 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,360 You know. So my rail gun is, I need to 216 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,280 wait till next turn to shoot it again, right? 217 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,840 Yep. OK, don't worry, ante grab, I'm 218 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,280 coming to help. I'm going to run over all my 219 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:40,160 little tiny robot legs, unfurl my Vivor Shettys and stab the 220 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,080 dude. Oh. 221 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,200 OK, in the head. Ouch. 13. 222 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,240 And with that. So I'll double that. 223 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,960 Yep. Then about does it that kills. 224 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,640 Him hell. Do you want to harvest the brain 225 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,920 or? Yeah, so I run up and I do, and 226 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,960 I put my arms like across my chest and with like a 227 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,080 straightening of my arms, I decapitate them and then I put 228 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,760 them in my, I put aside in my Easy bake oven for later use. 229 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,760 OK, all right. That's fair. 230 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,400 All right, Hitler, it is now your turn. 231 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:19,000 OK, so, so all these guys up here saw like what was going on, 232 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 right? Yeah, no, they they saw a 233 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,720 massive blast. OK, yeah, I figured it's kind of 234 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,120 loud and all that stuff. Yeah. 235 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,840 OK, so is this guy in the middle? 236 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,400 Is this Dagmar? No. 237 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:35,280 OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. So I'm going to take and I'm 238 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,600 going to shoot him if if I can turn up the intensity or 239 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:43,080 whatever on the foam gun, the magnetic foam gun, I'm going to 240 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,200 blast this guy in the middle. With the foam gun. 241 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,160 Yeah, with a magnetic foam gun. Yep. 242 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,120 OK. So you hit his leg? 243 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,240 Yeah, I hit his leg. Why is there a? 244 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:59,000 Ring around me. You're bloody OK. 245 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,200 OK. Is that all you wanted to do 246 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,520 with? Him is it Well, so it's you 247 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,080 know, I don't think I can shoot more than one shot at a time. 248 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:12,240 So one and then magnet him to other people later on or you 249 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,280 know, if if anything like if he feels drawn to go to anything, 250 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,480 you know. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. 251 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,280 Yeah. So now it's their turn, and 252 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,840 we've got a guy that moves over here. 253 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,640 This guy jumps off the rail and starts coming closer. 254 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,080 These guys all move up. All right? 255 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:38,640 And now it's Josh Edda's turn, and she runs up here and. 256 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,360 Oh baby. Picked up, you picked up the the 257 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:48,120 milk ducts and from from Halo that he dropped milk ducts. 258 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,200 Milk ducts, yeah. Because. 259 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:55,160 They're done some Milk Duds. And she she fires him at this 260 00:14:55,160 --> 00:15:01,320 guy right there. Terrible, but she does 7 damage. 261 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,040 Wait. Does Mom not have a weapon? 262 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,800 No, you guys got into a fight with your mom and she doesn't 263 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:12,360 have anything to defend herself. But it's OK because now it is. 264 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,560 Starts at Virgil Stonewood's turn. 265 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,280 Why does that make it OK? I don't know. 266 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,360 Do we touch the combat and we start here? 267 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,960 I'm assuming you started there. My speed is a 33. 268 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:31,000 I just want to see if I can move here so it splits off to the 269 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,760 path to the right. Yeah. 270 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,840 And I'm going to spray and pray with my assault rifle. 271 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,880 OK, the. 3 gentlemen that are on the right. 272 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,200 OK. Shoot at each of them. 273 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,960 So roll for. Accuracy warrants. 274 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,520 So these are the individual, the six, three and 90 accuracy 1. 275 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,360 No, that's fine. I'll take that. 276 00:15:54,480 --> 00:16:01,320 That's all right. OK so body arm body and then one 277 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,120 D 10 each. Simplify it. 278 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,640 Oh my goodness. 1 takes three damage and the other two take 279 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:14,560 Max damage 10 and 10. So I'll have these guys take Max 280 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,040 damage. Those are tank gear if that's 281 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,400 OK. Yeah, I think Virgil would be 282 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,520 shooting for that primarily, and then a couple bullets drift off 283 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,760 to the side and hit the other guy. 284 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:30,640 Yeah, you take 90 damage or not 90 damage and damage. 285 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,720 They have 100 now. Yeah. 286 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,400 Maybe we shouldn't have slam fired all of our missiles away. 287 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,840 We needed to to take. Out that one guy. 288 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,920 I have a few. I have a few missiles left. 289 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,200 Just a couple. No, I don't. 290 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,040 Never mind. Yeah, I'm out of missiles. 291 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,080 All right, Well, we're dead. So goodbye. 292 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,000 I'm going to go ahead and take off. 293 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,360 It's been it's been real. It's been great all. 294 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,760 Righty. I might as well aim for the 295 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:09,440 closest guy. That one there with my M29 296 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,200 incisor. You made it, Dean. 297 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:19,880 Don't work on him. I'm going to call body shot with 298 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:24,000 my incisor, OK? Of course, that's what happens. 299 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,920 That's a body shot. Is it? 300 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,240 I thought it was a head. Shot head is tent. 301 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,720 No, that that is a torso shot. 5:00 to 9:00 is body. 302 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:39,240 OK, so then it's 4010 times 5/10/80. 303 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,720 Hey. Which one you're aiming at? 304 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,120 The front one, the one in black, right? 305 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,760 There. That guy? 306 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,800 Yep. Yeah, no, he's dead. 307 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,640 You've done diddly kilt. Sounds like the intervention 308 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,000 shot from Apex or the Craver. The Craver. 309 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,640 It's the craver, yeah. Saying it, that's the one that I 310 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,760 magneted. Well, there's a dead body laying 311 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,800 there with a magnet. On it, Magnet on it. 312 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,120 Yeah, Yeah. Maybe that's better that way. 313 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,640 Good to be. He said he was shooting this 314 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,560 guy. Which guy? 315 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,000 Oh, that guy. Yeah, the guy. 316 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,320 Yeah. I mean, if I killed somebody, 317 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,840 I'm not worried. Like, yeah, I don't think you 318 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,240 would have killed him. The guy in the center here, he 319 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,120 only has 100 health, right? And he wasn't damaged at all. 320 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,280 Which guy? The guy who took off the map was 321 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,960 right in the center. He didn't have a. 322 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,080 He didn't have any damage. He didn't. 323 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,320 He didn't have 100 guys. Oh. 324 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,440 OK, Yeah, as long as somebody's dead, that's fine. 325 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,120 Those armored guys, they've got, they've got. 50 That makes 326 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,840 sense. That makes sense because they 327 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,240 have arm. That makes sense, yeah. 328 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:44,160 These light these light little guys here they only have 25 so 329 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,280 oh. OK, I wouldn't waste an M32 330 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,640 bullet on it then. No. 331 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,840 So it is Homeless Jim's turn now. 332 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:59,080 So he runs up over here and he mashes a bottle on this guy's 333 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:03,120 head or on this guy's arm. Arm, Yeah. 334 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:09,520 Yeah, Arm. And does 7 damage to him. 335 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,520 So you've to the side to dodge it. 336 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:17,880 Is take that you suck. All right, R4, it's your turn. 337 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:21,600 All right. I'm going to R4 is going to 338 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,320 split from the group, kind of going towards the direction of 339 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:30,560 homeless gym, and he's going to fire his rail gun at the armored 340 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:37,760 guy in the center to the left. 1D10 shot him in the leg, his 341 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,000 legs coming, his legs coming clean on. 342 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,480 We call him a crawler now. Good. 343 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:53,640 Time yeah, he doesn't have a left leg anymore so but he still 344 00:19:53,640 --> 00:20:02,080 is falls over there are very tough troops he's still pulling 345 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,920 himself up and trying to trying to stand up on one leg and 346 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,520 bounce on the rail so. What is he on? 347 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,440 Crack? Probably meth. 348 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,440 What? Would be cocaine, who knows. 349 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,720 Yeah, probably, probably. Yeah, that probably meth and 350 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,880 crack cocaine. ACP, he's OK. 351 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,760 Could be Taylor. Speaking of your turn, it's your 352 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,320 turn. Mom, Mom, I didn't know you were 353 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,760 defenseless. Here, take this. 354 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,840 I give her my vac suit. I don't need the vac suit 355 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,920 sweetie. It has weapons. 356 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,920 I don't need it. Yes, you do. 357 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,080 No, I I don't. Mom, you need to be defended. 358 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,640 I'm. I'm doing well. 359 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,640 You sure with my foam gun? No, I sprayed milk everywhere. 360 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,560 It's OK. I'll throw a trash can milk over 361 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,880 her. Direction it I could just throw 362 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,680 the revolver I have. It's supposed to. 363 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,920 It's supposed to. My milk was supposed to heal 364 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,400 people. I don't understand how you hurt 365 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,160 somebody with it. I I designed you. 366 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,760 Oh, you don't think I can't design A weapon? 367 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,080 No, I'm just trying to help. I'm sorry. 368 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,360 OK, I'm going to make a. She's going to quickly make a 369 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,880 weapon out of it, out of Hiller's Dong that's just on the 370 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,840 floor. I mean, I did kill people with 371 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,600 it. OK, All right. 372 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,520 I was just trying to help. Mom. 373 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,040 I'm sorry. You you got it. 374 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:12,760 You go. Girl. 375 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,440 Girl. Power. 376 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,400 Buster's board. I'm going to, I'm going to 377 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,000 shoot. I'm going to shoot this guy with 378 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,040 the magnet, magnet foam trying to make a magnet back over to 379 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,800 heel, heel, heel. Something happened. 380 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,800 It was a glitch. Yeah, upper chest. 381 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:34,480 I'm in the chest. And yeah, he goes flying over to 382 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,880 the dead body and he's kind of just magnet to him. 383 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,640 All right, so now it's their turn. 384 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:47,160 So this guy here takes a swipe at good old homeless gym. 385 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:55,800 Oh, oh geez. Having damage, these guys are 386 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,560 all running. Why me? 387 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:03,080 What did I do? All right. 388 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:09,800 Where's the alcohol talking? So now it is Josh Edda's turn, 389 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:16,800 so she's going to step back and you guys for a second almost and 390 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,360 Hitler to you it might make a little more sense. 391 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,760 And I guess Sergeant Virgil Stone what it would as well. 392 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,520 But all of a sudden you start hearing. 393 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,400 Is that Paramore? No, it's the MacGyver theme 394 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,360 music. It's only coming in when you 395 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:33,720 talk. And she starts assembling this 396 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,600 weapon out of Hitler's Dong and. Muscles and. 397 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:45,920 She forms this giant like Dong weapon and she aims it at the 398 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,320 fella that is magnetized. To. 399 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:56,440 His other leg that isn't hit and it splooges everywhere and he's 400 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,760 just covered in this really sticky substance. 401 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,320 He's unable to move and he ends up suffocating. 402 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,880 He breathes it. In too much. 403 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,280 I taste protein. Too much protein. 404 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,240 That was his mistake. I feel like I did something 405 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:18,400 right for a change. Virgil Stone with A2 turn all. 406 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,960 Right, I'm going to move up to the guy standing in front of me 407 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,080 and then can I try to grab his gun? 408 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,560 What guns do they have? Is it easily evident? 409 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:32,480 They've got smart rifles. Just regular smart rifles. 410 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,080 Just. Regular smart rifles. 411 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:43,680 No, Virgil's going to run up to the first soldier in front of 412 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,960 him and then reach an arm cannon. 413 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,960 Or he's going to pretend to punch and the guy in front of 414 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,960 him is going to be like you miss and then he's going to be like I 415 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,200 didn't miss and he's going to shoot his arm cannon at the guy 416 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,440 behind him. Uses that first soldier's like 417 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,640 shoulder as as like a stabilizer. 418 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,320 Body shots oh, 19 damage. OK, Yeah. 419 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,160 And then I would shove this guy to the ground. 420 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,600 Tuck him back. Oh. 421 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,920 Yeah, like if I'm able. Yeah, yeah, since I'm right 422 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,920 there. OK, 88 the grave. 423 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:28,320 All right, so this guy in the center suffocated, right? 424 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,160 Or was it the. Oh no. 425 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,480 He's no the the guy that's dead. That's the guy that said OK. 426 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,760 The guy with theme music played so he nobody can survive that. 427 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,240 That's fair. Yeah. 428 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:43,200 OK, so I'm going to take a shot at the guy on the right all the 429 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,320 way to the right here. Is that the one Joe just shot or 430 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,440 is that the one he punched at and missed? 431 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,320 This is the guy that he shot. The other guy is the guy that he 432 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,000 pushed. Oh OK, so the guy on the left is 433 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,440 the guy he shot. Yes. 434 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,560 Yeah, All right. The guy on the right, I'm going 435 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:05,000 to shoot with my M29. I'm going to go ahead and call 436 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,200 Arm shot popped into my head. I don't know what I need to roll 437 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,400 for that. I'm going to find out I missed. 438 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,760 An arm shot is you hit his right leg. 439 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,600 You want a three or a four for an arm shot? 440 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:26,000 Yeah. Right leg for 4010 I believe. 22 441 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,320 damage no. Good though. 442 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,840 Oh yeah. And you were shooting it, that 443 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,400 guy. The guy all the way to the right 444 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,520 that got pushed. All the way to the right. 445 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,440 Got it. Yep. 446 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,600 All right, it's Homeless Jim's turn now. 447 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:44,320 He's surrounded, so he does like this spinning Roundhouse kick, 448 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,400 trying to hit both of them. But he's drunk, so it's really 449 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:52,920 slow and his head looks really cool, but he can't lift his foot 450 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,920 up above his leg or above their leg, so he just kicks their leg 451 00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:00,880 real hard. Not real hard, just kind of 452 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,360 hard. Twin the leg. 453 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,240 And does 2 damage. Well, that the guy, that armored 454 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,280 guy that's next to him only has one leg. 455 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,560 Was it Raymond? It's it's your turn. 456 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,040 For comedic purposes, can that guy with one leg be like tripped 457 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,320 up and. On the ground. 458 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,560 Yeah, no, he he got, he got kicked. 459 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,920 Yeah. The greatest fighter to ever 460 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,840 exist. I want to run up to him, bring 461 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,200 out my arm, my both my Vibra shreddies out of my arms and I 462 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:39,640 just want to start mauling him. OK Dang it. 463 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,200 I cut off his other leg. It's. 464 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,320 The same 1 he kicked. Yeah, it's 7 damage. 465 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,640 Oh, he. Cut off a couple of his toes so 466 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,040 now he's having a harder time walking than he already did. 467 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,560 This poor guy's just getting bled to death. 468 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,960 Ding. All right, Hiller, it is your 469 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,000 turn. OK, so I'm going to magnet this 470 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,440 guy up here. OK. 471 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:14,480 Yep, right in the chest. OK, and so he gets pulled to the 472 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,880 other magnet, and now he's stuck in the sticky stuff and he's 473 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:22,800 suffocating and he's dead. Dang boy, Dang boy. 474 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,360 Oh my. Josh. 475 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,600 Hiller Fire. Not Hiller, but he fried the 476 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,160 dashetta, fired the sticky stuff, right? 477 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,680 It's their turn now. Yeah. 478 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:38,000 And these guys are starting to surround the guy with the big 479 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,480 gun. These guys. 480 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,600 This guy here is going for the mother and son. 481 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,400 This guy's just standing up. So we won't do anything with 482 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,680 him. He just got shot too, but he 483 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,200 comes up, starts to get on you there. 484 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,840 I stare at him in the eyes. What? 485 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,160 There's there's nothing behind his eyes. 486 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:05,120 It's just cold dead eyes. But you can, you can undo the, 487 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,240 you can undo the straps on your, you know, on your singlet if you 488 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,080 want. I'm wearing a belly shirt, 489 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,440 remember? Oh, yeah. 490 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I scratch my ABS. 491 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,920 It spreads my. Head I pick my belly button. 492 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,440 Lynn. I'm blinking at him. 493 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,600 So now that it's Josh at his turn, she runs up and attacks 494 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,000 the man with this 6 foot Dong weapon. 495 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,360 That's your baby. We'll just call it a phallic 496 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,680 weapon. Yes, she attacks him with a 497 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,000 phallic weapon, but in a melee sense. 498 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,720 Of she has proficiency in that, trust me. 499 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,960 But no, she it's just all you hear is the bailiff whack is pee 500 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,560 pee and it's the. Hold on. 501 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:58,320 I got it. Real good across his head, but 502 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,960 she stuns him because she whacks him on the head. 503 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,800 So now that guy's not moving next turn. 504 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,800 So Virgil Stonewood as you would if you were attacked by a 505 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,200 phallic weapon of. Course. 506 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,000 Right. I know this guy's right in front 507 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,600 of me, but I'm going to do what what I just did to the last guy. 508 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,560 I'm going to take out my rigging gun and plants it on the guy in 509 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,200 front of his shoulder and I'm going to shoot across the 510 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:29,960 courtyard to the guy in front of Raymond and pull him back, shoot 511 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:36,360 the harpoon through his body. I was like, oh, 14 damage 512 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,320 brother. OK, so this guy's got a harpoon 513 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,240 stick to. Me. 514 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,640 Yeah, I was going to ask if you wanted to do that. 515 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,800 I want to zip him all the way to me so that he knocks into the 516 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,920 guy that is in front of me. But here's here's how I'll 517 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,000 flavor it if you're OK with it. OK. 518 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,800 So this guy here, the one right in front of you. 519 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,560 Yeah, right. Or in my face. 520 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,280 Yeah, you you pull him, pull his head up underneath your 521 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,520 underneath your arm, like up like up in your armpit, and you 522 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,920 use your hand gun to shoot the friend across. 523 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:12,400 Then you yank that over and as his friend's getting pulled 524 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,920 over, instead of letting him hit the guy in front of you and 525 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,240 potentially having that run into you. 526 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,200 You. Essentially German suplex, just 527 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,920 as the man that's getting thrown at you at their momentum hits 528 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,120 each other and. I don't. 529 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:32,240 Take him behind you into a pile. A German suplex. 530 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,120 I'll I'll roll damage for you on that because it sounds kind of 531 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,080 cool. Oh. 532 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,840 My goodness. Holy crap. 533 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,720 Geez. Actually, that's below half of 534 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,280 what you could have gotten. Oh, my mom, That's that's a lot 535 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,840 of damage. No, there's. 536 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,160 A lot of damage for these guys. That's a lot of damage. 537 00:30:55,520 --> 00:31:00,920 That's a lot of damage, right? So antagraph, it is now your 538 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,240 turn. I'm going to take aim at the the 539 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,680 one right out front here. Wait, the one that's closest to 540 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,240 me right here, Is he still alive? 541 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,520 Yeah. That one is. 542 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,320 Just lot. Josh had a taker. 543 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:18,280 All right, again, I'll take aim with my M29 at that. 544 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,480 Far out guy named far out. Far out, dude. 545 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,320 I'm going to call a body shot. Nope. 546 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,520 No, it's an arm shot. No. 547 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:36,880 It's an arm shot. Right arm shot and 18. 548 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,080 Wow, that sucks. Look at that man, he's down to 549 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,600 half health now. Oh goody. 550 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,200 All right, homeless Jim's getting tired of all these or 551 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,040 these people picking on his robot friend. 552 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,920 Him. Get the guy to my left. 553 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,760 I got a plan for the guy on the ground. 554 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,560 So he he does a scissor kick style move where he's. 555 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,640 Like. Jumped up with his legs and 556 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,960 wraps around to that guy's neck and then he uses the momentum of 557 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,800 him falling to kind of flip him over. 558 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:13,360 Like Black Widow, homeless Jim and Black. 559 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,480 Widow. He can't. 560 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,680 He can't. But he can do acrobatics. 561 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,120 Jeez. Holy. 562 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:29,120 But he sits up and his long hair just like black widows, kind of 563 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,800 like hanging down, and he looks all over Raymond. 564 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,560 He goes. I don't even know I could do 565 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,440 that. That was cool. 566 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:49,440 D 2010 or something, boy. He's so drunk he can't even roll 567 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,480 the correct eye. It's. 568 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,800 Almost like I would never even do. 569 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,880 I want to. Agree with him, OK. 570 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,520 Some of us are in a different dye class than others. 571 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,760 The guy on the ground, I'm going to walk up to him and I'm going 572 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:19,080 to straddle his hips and I'm going to unfurl my my rail gun 573 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,120 so that it sticks directly into his face and I'm going to fire. 574 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,720 You're unfurling something else. Yeah, hold. 575 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,280 My mom, that's. Oh, he's not Hill Hiller. 576 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,920 That's going to be messy. And and I want to point out, I 577 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,720 don't want to put down like my anchoring systems at all. 578 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,080 I want to fly back. OK. 579 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,800 All right. That's fair. 580 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,000 Do I have the raw accuracy for that? 581 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,600 No cool. Oh, that's a terrible rule. 582 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 All right, well, 35 damage. OK. 583 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,800 Straight into the Dome. Straight into the Dome he's 584 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,960 tanked an absolute hit but and he's not really moving anymore. 585 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,800 He's just charred and all you can really hear it coming from 586 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,960 is just the the Darth Vader esque breed he's got. 587 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,000 One knock point left did. He not die from that. 588 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,760 He's got he's got nine hit points left. 589 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,760 Dang, just land on him. You could just land on. 590 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,199 You could just flick his nose with your finger and kill him. 591 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:28,320 He kind. Of he kind of outstretches his 592 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,400 hand towards you. Please kill me. 593 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:39,400 Please. Get with my with me firing the 594 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,520 royal gun, can I just fly up and then just come back down on him, 595 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,280 give him an elbow drop? There. 596 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,199 You go, yeah, I'm OK with that. Elbow drop, Yeah. 597 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,840 You get launched 50 feet up in the air and you come, you come 598 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,080 down with the with the people's elbow. 599 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,440 Elbow. Everything goes slow. 600 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,440 Everything goes slow MO and a whole bunch of spotlights just 601 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,400 shine on me. All of a. 602 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,720 Sudden I'm just. Completely abyssing. 603 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:17,520 That sound all right? Hillary. 604 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,120 OK, so I'm gonna jump up. So is the floor, I'm assuming 605 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,280 the floor with metal and like you know, magnetic? 606 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,520 No. If not, Dang it, OK, that's 607 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,120 fine. So I want to jump up and I want 608 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:35,560 to slam into this this guy right in front of right next to mom 609 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,880 and I want to slam into him and as I do, I want to hit him in 610 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:45,120 square in the mouth with my arm cannon and fire it off as I hit 611 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,480 him. OK, and that's seven. 612 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,400 It's it's body shot is normal. But then I want to say you're 613 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,520 you leave my mom alone. But like with my angry boys, 614 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,000 right? You leave my mom alone? 615 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:58,920 Yeah. Role. 616 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,480 For. Very intimidating. 617 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,040 That's a four die 10, right? Yes. 618 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,760 That's the first time I heard him speak normal. 619 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,440 Only an 11. That was the terrible role. 620 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:14,160 And I I got AI got a six for use this smacking like bull running 621 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,480 him so. 17 damage. OK, that works. 622 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,080 Yeah. Oh, I see what you did. 623 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:25,480 Yeah. OK, it's their turn now Raymond. 624 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,760 This fella next to you is mad that you elbow dropped his 625 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,040 friend. It's what the people want. 626 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:42,240 People so he Raymond. 3/16. Raymond, 316, says to open up a 627 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:46,880 can of whoop ass all. Right. 628 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,000 So he's going to hit you with Vibra Shetty? 629 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,440 Right. In my arm. 630 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,200 Right in your arm. IE. 631 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,840 Brother. He does 6 damage to you. 632 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,760 That's it. Pentiful. 633 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:06,280 The guys that you German suplex Stonewood are. 634 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:11,800 Too dizzy? They they can't do anything but 635 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,720 this. Guy up on the. 636 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,160 Farewell that saw it happen. He's not too happy, so he. 637 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,800 Jeez. He raises his oops, sorry for 638 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,200 what? Raises his rifle and he shoots 639 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,120 his square in the head. That's a good thing I got a 640 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,880 helmet. And well, it's a crit, so that's 641 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,520 for a damage. So it. 642 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:39,000 Shoots you in the head and you. Yeah, my head knocks up and then 643 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,080 I look back and center my vision at him. 644 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,640 Boy, you're going to regret doing that. 645 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,120 And all of a sudden he starts smelling. 646 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,680 Peachy, he starts. Wife. 647 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,640 Smelling dookie? Yeah, that's right. 648 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,560 Now. It's Josh and she runs up and 649 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,800 starts attacking the guy that her son started attacking. 650 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,240 Yeah, get him mom. Get him with my fingerling. 651 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,560 She takes the IT takes the phallic object and starts 652 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,320 whacking with it again. She's gone. 653 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,520 This is a little weird to Hiller. 654 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,640 I just want to say that. Oh. 655 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,160 Hiller, it's weird to you? A little bit does that used to 656 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:24,680 be mine. Oh. 657 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,120 This is where you go. This is where you go the line 658 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,200 all right. I. 659 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,920 Wasn't milking yourself or trying to nurse me back to 660 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,440 health with your teeth or? You mean your own off? 661 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,560 You know. Maybe, yeah. 662 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,240 OK, point taken. I said I was sorry for all of 663 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,600 that. OK, John. 664 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,000 I mean, Oh, my mom. Never apologized to me. 665 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,880 I did too. I said I was sorry. 666 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,880 T in my Ding a Ling and all. No, I'm not apologizing for 667 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,200 that. It's it's tiny. 668 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,160 I know it was cold. Though. 669 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,680 Anyway. Yeah, Yep. 670 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,680 We were on your rope bunk. Is this guy she did. 671 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,840 Is this guy she? Did 14 damage to that guy. 672 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,600 Yeah, he's on the stairs. So he's above me. 673 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,200 Yeah. OK, perfect. 674 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,600 So I'm having trouble describing this, but I'm going to move up 675 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,160 here. Don't do it. 676 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,720 He has the holy ground, so. I'm going to shoot up the 677 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,480 rigging gun at the guy on the stairs, hook him. 678 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,040 OK Bink. He's right in the head so he's 679 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:31,000 probably dead. It's 7 damage but it's there was 680 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,880 the head. It's it's times three if it's a 681 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,520 headshot if I believe. Yeah. 682 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,480 Oh, really? OK. 683 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,480 Yeah. And then with this dead carcass, 684 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:46,840 probably, I'm gonna yank him and I'm gonna, I'm gonna Black Widow 685 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:51,160 roll over this guy in the middle who's kind of bending over and 686 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,600 I'm gonna use the momentum and to crack the whip of the ringing 687 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,880 gun to smash down on this guy beside him. 688 00:39:58,160 --> 00:39:59,560 OK. I see what you're doing. 689 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,480 Yeah, you see what I Yeah, you know. 690 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:07,760 OK, go. Go, go. 691 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:14,000 Make sure there's everybody, Sergeant Virgil Stonewood and 692 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,520 his sweat glistened ABS in the moonlight. 693 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,760 He. Just. 694 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,840 Drink the headshot and he's fine. 695 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,920 He's been scared of cats before, but now is not the time he's in. 696 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,920 Combat. So there's a tree right there 697 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,640 and he kind of bounces between the wall that goes along the 698 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:39,080 stairwell and the tree gets up. Shoots the shoots. 699 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,680 The rigging gun straight into this guy's head doesn't go 700 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,880 through math. It was kind of off to the side. 701 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:52,400 So he's not dead on impact, but he's definitely like lacking in 702 00:40:52,880 --> 00:41:02,720 Mary is that he you'd see the IQ go from couple digits down into 703 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,040 the single digits. Down into the real temp. 704 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,000 But as because that. Hillary uses not Hillary. 705 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,280 Sorry. Sergeant Virgil Stonewood uses 706 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,040 that momentum to pull back and essentially crack the whip and 707 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:25,280 throwing him onto the The Other Gentleman Healing the Brain Dead 708 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,680 1. I think that might pull his head 709 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:36,920 off. Now the other ones have a 710 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:45,040 they're dumb friend on them but it's his lifeless corpse so but 711 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,200 they're scared now and they are unable to move the next turn as 712 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,280 well. Pretty significant damage. 713 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,920 This is. Really, this is getting kind of 714 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,160 gross. Yeah, that's no more gross than 715 00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:01,040 scaring somebody so that they get impaled and to grab a turn. 716 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,160 Just keep bringing my sins back, don't you all? 717 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,640 Right, this final one over here that's alive. 718 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:12,080 I'm going to take a shot at him. I swing it up and twirled the 719 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:19,160 rifle on my hand 6 gun style but with a rifle and I aim and I 720 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,680 catch it evil dead style and fire. 721 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,160 I didn't even call the shot I should have, but I didn't. 722 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:33,920 Bobby's shot. 1028. So these rifles, they do like 723 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,160 contort and collapse and everything else to get to be 724 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,560 smaller. So typically, yeah, you do carry 725 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,880 it like where a drop holster would carry. 726 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,640 And so you whip it out, swing this thing around. 727 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,000 And play it. And just centre mass him and 728 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,120 he's he's now dead. Swallow this. 729 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:56,440 It's homeless Jim's turn. Homeless Jim, Homeless Jim, We 730 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,200 should team up on these guys since we're next to each other 731 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,800 in front order. What's up? 732 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,920 We should do a wombo combo. We would do a wombo combo. 733 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,080 Yeah, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, what time I 734 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,680 did this wobble combo where I opened up the door of this 735 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,320 senior living van and I just blasted. 736 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,440 That wasn't a combo I don't think, but. 737 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,960 I killed. 2. People. 738 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,320 I killed two people. That sounds. 739 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,800 Cool, the way I heard it was you made one person into two. 740 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,760 Yep, Yep. Yeah, I'm pretty. 741 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:38,360 I'm, I'm pretty cool. All right. 742 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,360 So what do you? What do you? 743 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,520 What do you, What do you, What do you, what do you, what do you 744 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,960 want to do? OK, here, here, here's the plan. 745 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,960 I'm going to crawl on this guy's back and I'm going to hold his 746 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,960 arms while you just continuously taking like shots at him. 747 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,800 And then when he's weak enough and he's stunned, I'm going to 748 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,840 take my fiber shedding. I'm going to plunge it into his 749 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:57,960 neck. What if? 750 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,880 What if I took a bunch of Diet Coke when I shoved it up his 751 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,680 butt and I put a bunch of Mentos and I shoved? 752 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,600 Those. Mentos. 753 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,520 Well I have mentos. And then we he shoots off to the 754 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,280 moon like a rocket ship. Right. 755 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,440 Yeah, or you cut off his head and watch the fountain. 756 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,760 You. Want to do that? 757 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,320 Yeah, I wanted. I want to do the coke maneuver. 758 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,240 All right. So you start I start shoving 759 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:27,200 Diet Coke or Diet whatever this Coca-Cola is, or cola. 760 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,480 I pinned the guy down so he can't move. 761 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,240 And they start pouring it down his butt and pouring it in his 762 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:46,440 mouth. And then he's like he homeless. 763 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,560 Jim stands off to the side and salutes. 764 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,320 He says. To Infinity. 765 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,880 I'm beyond. And but that's not what happens. 766 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,800 He he doesn't fly off into the sunset like like Buzz Lightyear. 767 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:04,840 He starts poopy foam starts coming out and and then it 768 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,320 starts coming out of his mouth and his nose and his. 769 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,600 Oh, it's cleaning him. And his eyes. 770 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,720 Eyes. It's cleaning all the nasty 771 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:15,640 stuff out of him. Purging. 772 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,600 We're purging him. It's a nice cleanse, I might do 773 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,920 that. Man, he is. 774 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,920 He's got to be squeaky clean. It's more efficient than the 775 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,720 juice cleanses. He ended up he ended up pooping 776 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:30,120 his anus out. Yep, there it is. 777 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,000 That's all the nasty stuff gotten out of. 778 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,400 Him, that is the thing. Job R4. 779 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:41,560 Over any high fives R4 he goes, hey, hey, you know if we get 780 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:45,960 your anus and we would shove it up his anus, you know, like the 781 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:50,000 gravitational pull from like condensing that down to such a 782 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,640 small size would create a black hole. 783 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,600 Do you mean the planet or are you actually talking about my 784 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,400 butt hole? No, the the plan, if we could 785 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,360 take it and shove it up your butt hole, it'd create a black 786 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,520 hole. Oh, so we're we're still it's 787 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,800 still involving my butt hole. Yep, I'm I'm obsessed with butt 788 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:13,080 holes at the moment. OK, well, Hillary, it's your 789 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:18,440 turn. OK, so I'm kind of here tired of 790 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,160 hearing this meat bag groan and crying and all the other stuff 791 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,360 that he's doing. So I'm just going to, I'm just 792 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,320 going to reach into his throat and and RIP his larynx and part 793 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,560 of his whatever vertebrae I can grab a hold of. 794 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,040 Yeah, I only rolled A4. Never mind, I got his arm 795 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,080 instead. Pull his arm off I. 796 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:41,240 Mean maybe? So yeah, you go to scare him. 797 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,360 Oh yeah, you like, you know you do how you do like the little 798 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:54,920 like the arm tug like haha and you RIP the whole arm off on the 799 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,880 shoulder down. You're just holding it. 800 00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:05,080 Yeah, I'll beat him with it. That's for pulling his arm off 801 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,280 and that's the humiliation that he suffered from getting beat. 802 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,480 Don't you ever try to hurt my mom again. 803 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,960 He's he's dead as well, more violently, I wouldn't say more 804 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,040 violently than the rest. You got 2 that are dead because 805 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:32,520 of a a scrotum gun. They got mentos and and diet 806 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,640 colas shoved up their butt and they. 807 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,240 One guy got his leg blown off, his foot cut off, and then the 808 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,400 people's elbow dropped on him. After he got shot with a rail 809 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,800 gun, right? And then twice. 810 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,840 And then another guy got his head harpooned and. 811 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,880 Honestly I respect that guy for taking two rail gunshots. 812 00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:00,240 The only gentleman that's up here standing, and he's not 813 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,200 really standing, he's so he's just kind of. 814 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,720 He's on the ground. Yeah, he's, he's kneeling at 815 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:11,520 this point. I know it's job shot is to earn, 816 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:15,400 but just say a little more. I just gently punt him over on 817 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,000 the ground and walk on his chest. 818 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,320 And then the next step I just crush his head casually. 819 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,320 He. Doesn't have that much health 820 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,200 left, so yeah. A punt dude him in anyway. 821 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,240 I'm just walking on him basically. 822 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,440 You you go to say like a really cool phrase while you while you 823 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:38,240 walk on him too, like like step on this and it's just your head 824 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,800 accidentally squelches into his chest cavity. 825 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:46,520 Oh that oh, disgusting. That is disgusting. 826 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,400 Wow, it's like a he is. He's dead, though. 827 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:53,400 It's like a pinata. Man, he really is right in a 828 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,040 meat bag. But there's no candy inside. 829 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,000 Oh, there is. It's melted. 830 00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,040 Have you ever tried candied liver? 831 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,800 Yeah, not as good as people say. Not cute you. 832 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,760 Guys want to go on your hunt for on your hunt for Dagmar? 833 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,280 Yeah, I. Want to? 834 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,560 I want to. I want to scrounge up as many 835 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:18,000 body parts as I can. There's a leg hanging off 836 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,480 there's. Quite a few. 837 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,760 Legs, couple livers, there's an anus on the ground. 838 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,040 Take the anus. Everybody's got to have one of. 839 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:36,080 Those. You guys move inside. 840 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,720 There's a a handful of people in here, not not as many, but it's 841 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:44,720 definitely very occulty in here. There's people with body parts 842 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:49,640 on them and they're singing the high praises of Dagmar and 843 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,040 essentially hoping to, well, evolve. 844 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,960 I'm going to go sneaky sneak. There's a gentleman right here. 845 00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,880 Yeah, he's kind of around the corner. 846 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,440 Oh. Hello. 847 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,320 Hey. Hi raise the triangle. 848 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,000 And I'm crouching behind the Pew. 849 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,800 Yeah, what's up? Oh, have you? 850 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,480 How have you come to? Have you come to to, to give 851 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,200 offering or? Oh. 852 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,160 Raymond yes, that's just, that's why, that's why I got the claw 853 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,960 on my arm. Oh yeah, I I see that. 854 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:28,040 Yeah, he's. Just covered in blood, yeah. 855 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,400 Your little friend there, he's got a lot of body parts. 856 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,560 Are we hoping to? He's been harvesting to England. 857 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,680 To give them to, to to to Dagmar the Great. 858 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,440 Lately, yeah. Oh. 859 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:47,320 Yeah, yeah, OK, I'll show him. I I open up my Easy Bake door 860 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,960 and I just pull out the head that I decapitated. 861 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,200 Squelching stuff just falls on the floor. 862 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,320 It's like the TARDIS, these are coming out. 863 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,640 Dagmar, he's so great. He's been harvesting. 864 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,360 For all this. To make sacrifices. 865 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,400 So we really got to do that before. 866 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,680 And to make a Frankenstein monster. 867 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:14,600 We love Dagmar, he's the best. We're not, we're not singing the 868 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,400 praises of Dagmar. He's just the high priest. 869 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,200 But. I mean, he's a cool guy though. 870 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,800 But he's a really great guy. Yeah, he's a cool guy, but he's 871 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,040 nothing like the Ancestrals. Yeah. 872 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,560 Yeah, no. He doesn't touch the ancestrals. 873 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,040 Yeah. Yeah, but he taught. 874 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,000 He was in charge of our weird he. 875 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,640 Was part of our catechism class he taught us. 876 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,320 So, you know, we kind of have a bond with him. 877 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:42,200 Catac Cataclysm class. No catechism. 878 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,120 Kism. Kism. 879 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,360 Yeah, yeah. The teacher when he taught us 880 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,800 about the makers. Yeah, and. 881 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:51,520 The Pyramids and the Gulf. He's almost, you know what you 882 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,360 said the the you know. Yeah. 883 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,520 The ancestral, yeah. Ancestral. 884 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,840 Yeah, that's yeah, yeah. He, he's almost basically, you 885 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,640 know, he's not. Also, do we have? 886 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,800 I mean, he's all right, Priest, what do? 887 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:08,160 I deposit all these body parts. Enough about this mumbo jumbo. 888 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,880 Well, I mean, I guess you could like, you know, put him up on 889 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,040 the on the altar over there, but. 890 00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,600 Yeah, where is Dagmar right abouts now? 891 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,400 He, I don't know if he wants me to, you know? 892 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,280 Hey. No, he said. 893 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,480 We're cool. We, we, we have an appointment. 894 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,520 We're doing marriage counseling with him. 895 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,680 He didn't. Well, who's getting married? 896 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,960 Oh, me and Josh shut up, of course, right baby. 897 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,360 And I wink at her. I don't, I don't know. 898 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:40,000 We don't do marriages here. We. 899 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,800 No, we're just counseling. We hope to please the Maker with 900 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,320 our unity. Yeah. 901 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,760 So OK, so we brought all the body parts for the orgy later 902 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,120 on. Orgy. 903 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,080 Yeah. It's. 904 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,800 It was kind of a secret surprise, like we wanted it to 905 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,760 be like, Oh my goodness, I can't believe you did this for all of 906 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,080 us. But you know, I'm gonna need. 907 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,480 To talk to the big man. Well, the cat's out of the bag 908 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,440 now. Yeah, I'm sorry. 909 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,880 Yeah. I apologize guys. 910 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,200 I'm it's how how terrible of me I'm. 911 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,640 I'm so sorry. No, you're good. 912 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:19,920 It's OK, your sins are forgiven. I guess, I guess you want to 913 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,720 see, you want you want to see Dagmore then right before the 914 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,680 before the holy orgy. Yeah, yeah. 915 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,120 Optimally. OK, All right, we're. 916 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,840 Just done with. Don't use that word ever again. 917 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,040 Oh, you got it, little buddy. Thank you. 918 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,800 OK, well, I mean, he's just, he's downstairs like in the, you 919 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,360 know, in the, in the in the ancestral chamber. 920 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,480 But yeah. All right, we'll go to the 921 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,000 Ancestral Chamber. Yeah. 922 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,120 I think it's this way. No, you've been here before. 923 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,080 You know where it is. Yes, that's right. 924 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,600 Yeah, I was. I kind of had a lot of the wine 925 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,760 before. Just take us out if you wouldn't 926 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,720 mind. Yeah. 927 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:57,800 I mean the blood, you know how it would be. 928 00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,640 Yeah, the blood wine is. Yeah, Ellar, don't don't get any 929 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,760 ideas for good chamber. Well, that stuff's the best. 930 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,680 What do you? What do you guys follow me for? 931 00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,080 Oh, you're taking us to Chamber? No, you guys, you guys already 932 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,120 know where the words the the ancestral chamber is. 933 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:16,560 No, we never talked about the wine before, so I got all. 934 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,760 Turned around. I'm just playing with you. 935 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,320 It's it's down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 936 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,520 You're a funny guy. Yeah. 937 00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,640 It's down here. I like you. 938 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,200 Can I walk up to this soldier and just hold a? 939 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,840 Oh no. Place it in his hand. 940 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,480 Yeah. Good child. 941 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,520 He like kind of looks down at you and he. 942 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,920 He I have my puppy dog eyes on grab. 943 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,280 Your head a little. Bit he just takes a bite out of 944 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,920 it and starts eating, munching on it. 945 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:49,160 Like an apple. OK, have fun. 946 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,760 Oh my, I want to give this guy high 5 and tell him he's doing a 947 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:58,080 great job. Ancestors would be proud of you. 948 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,480 What's what's your strength? Oh no, I was just getting him a 949 00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,520 high 5. I wasn't trying. 950 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,560 I'm not trying to blast him. I get it OK. 951 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,240 Got rid of 13. And so. 952 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,320 That's under it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, no. 953 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,600 OK, yeah, you're fine. Just give him a high 5 and it 954 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:23,280 gives you a thumbs up and you're free to go about your business. 955 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,840 So as you come down to the chamber, you see High Priest 956 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,760 Dagmar. So that's what incest gets. 957 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,240 Yeah, after so many generations, yeah. 958 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,920 I could see where where it happened with haggis too. 959 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,000 Yeah. Definitely. 960 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,000 Some anime going on there. I'm a little concerned about 961 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,320 where those tentacles are going to go. 962 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,320 It's not what is a hentai tooth. What does he look like? 963 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,960 I'm blind. Can you not see it? 964 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,360 Hentai is art. It's a, it's an, I speak a 965 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,440 listener. It's a, it's an older man 966 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,800 definitely been cloned a lot with some weird markings on his 967 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,120 head. He's got some implants and he's 968 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:11,360 got tentacles that kind of come from him from underneath his 969 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:15,320 robes. And he, he greets you in a 970 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:20,040 surprising tone, a happy one. Oh boy. 971 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,320 Hello. Trubal, wait a minute. 972 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,560 I recognize you. I Yeah. 973 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,600 Hello. Not me. 974 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:33,640 That's totally different. No, there's something about you. 975 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,120 No, no, I've, I've never, I've never met you before. 976 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,520 Oh yes, approach approach. I approach. 977 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,400 Slowly you have you have something to say. 978 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:49,200 My child my child anti grav I'm. Sorry, what? 979 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,280 Not again. He's muted. 980 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,680 Your your your Bluetooth got disconnected again. 981 00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:00,720 Sorry, sorry. OK, Yes, I do have something to 982 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:01,600 say. OK. 983 00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,440 Yeah, well, what's what's up? We've come to make offering to 984 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,760 the ancestrials. Oh good, good. 985 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,600 Not many people know about the ancestrals. 986 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,800 Most people come here to, well, just praise me. 987 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,080 And the orgies. That's strange. 988 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,880 You are worthy. You are worthy of of praise 989 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:25,000 according to your status of course, but not ancestral 990 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,200 purpose. But I would like to give you my 991 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,640 offering for the ancestrials, if I may. 992 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,160 Oh. That that is perfectly fine. 993 00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:35,200 I'm going to pull out a timbrel and start shaking it like a 994 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:39,640 beat. And I I knelt for a moment as I 995 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:43,120 was speaking to him when he said I could then give my offering. 996 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:48,080 I stand, exposing my M29, sticking it flush to the 997 00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,800 underside of his head and pulling the trigger. 998 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,240 Headshot. I'm just going to say that it 999 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,960 was point blank because I'm OK with that. 1000 00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:00,880 And it's surprised 4010. 5. 4010 So then would I do times 5 1001 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,200 still? Yeah. 1002 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,360 Yeah, that's fine. OK, Oh boy. 1003 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,200 The fact that you're letting me do this makes me think that he's 1004 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:11,040 got a health of like 1000. So we've done that. 1005 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,720 I did 95 damage, so if it's 100 he's only got five points left. 1006 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,560 And the other guards in the room, you know? 1007 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:25,160 How to roll with my rail gun? So I'll do with them all. 1008 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,320 Right, all right, I. Got that guy? 1009 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:34,800 So in a big of an eye, a gun goes into his mouth and he pulls 1010 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:38,080 the trigger and just as that's being executed, multiple 1011 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:42,080 gunshots go off and the. Guards all. 1012 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:47,960 Drop dead what? And Dagmar kind of falls back, 1013 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,400 and then the Pentacles kind of prop them back up. 1014 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,320 And then the gunshot wound closes up. 1015 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,680 And then the little bullet falls out that came out of him. 1016 00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,440 And then you hear a great rumbling. 1017 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,040 Oh boy. But it's coming from above you 1018 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,920 is. It too late for the orgy. 1019 00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:09,240 It's a little. Too late for the orgy, we can 1020 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,000 start one right now. It again. 1021 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:16,920 He says to me, my ancestrals protect me, your mouthpiece. 1022 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:21,720 And the first one that comes down, his name is Horace. 1023 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,240 Oh no. Oray. 1024 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:28,640 And then the second one is 80s. They stand. 1025 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:33,440 They stand about 12 foot tall, pretty thick Plaid armor. 1026 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:37,240 Hades has an energy weapon like a sword. 1027 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:41,720 He's got fire that comes from his head and a much more 1028 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:45,320 sophisticated plasma rifle than you guys have on his wrist. 1029 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:53,600 And then Horace has four arms and he's got just spikes all 1030 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:58,840 down his back and he appears to have an energy weapon on his 1031 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,440 face. Oh boy, I. 1032 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,800 Really wish I wouldn't have got rid of all my muscles now. 1033 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,480 Get a milk your pecs on them. Yeah. 1034 01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:09,360 We still love you. Aw, thanks, I really. 1035 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,160 I would have. Let you live if you hadn't 1036 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,480 attacked me. No, you wouldn't have. 1037 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,200 You're so still. Probably not. 1038 01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,760 I would have let you live. I would have. 1039 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,880 Let you evolve into the into the ancestral form that you desire. 1040 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,520 That. No, that, this, that. 1041 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,120 No, no, I don't think so. Killer. 1042 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:31,320 Don't think I desire that, but killer what maybe? 1043 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:37,280 This could have been you. It's OK. 1044 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,560 Me and your mother will make you like. 1045 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:44,840 This you smell funny. What's wrong? 1046 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,200 Does my breath smell like bleach? 1047 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:53,360 Very clean, sterile. No, it smells like your mom's 1048 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,360 breath. Been kissing her again I'm. 1049 01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:58,800 Kissing your mom. No, your mom. 1050 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,160 No, your mom. No, I've been doing that. 1051 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:12,080 Your mom. No, my mom, we're in the end 1052 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,120 game boys. I won't have won. 1053 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,480 I prefer Infinity War. You're not really in your game 1054 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,240 all. The time. 1055 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,360 We still haven't fought. Don't me. 1056 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,120 Don't meek. That's the one. 1057 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:32,360 Oh, Meek, 18, baby E. 5. Yeah, yeah. 1058 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:40,560 I rolled A1 OH. Today I got. 1059 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:49,880 Today. Chili cheese. 1060 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:56,480 Top chili cheese. Slavery. 1061 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,840 All right, slavery. Sergeant Virgil Stonewood to 1062 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,280 turn free. No. 1063 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:13,880 Oh yeah, but the first, I don't know, shoot a pulse rifle. 1064 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:17,320 I did Jorge right in front of me with all the arms. 1065 01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,600 Maybe I can shoot one off leg. I'll take it. 1066 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:26,800 I've D 10/24. Not bad. 1067 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,720 I got to do the dead rating 3 sound effect for that, yeah. 1068 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:38,160 Yeah, I'm here all. Right now, it's Josh had his 1069 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,560 turn. I mean. 1070 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,640 Yeah, you shot him. No, OK. 1071 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,600 He has like a million hit points, you know that, right? 1072 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:48,480 He's ancestral. Ouchy. 1073 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,360 Yeah, he's the product of incest. 1074 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,360 Yeah, clearly Southern in. Nature. 1075 01:02:56,080 --> 01:03:05,480 She raises her odd weapon, Falak in nature and fires it at Jorge 1076 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,880 here and gets them all. Sticky. 1077 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,680 Does 16 damage, but now it's Jorge's turn. 1078 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,720 What's your what's your, what's your strength? 1079 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,920 Someone. Yeah. 1080 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:26,480 O33. 33 It's not really. Able to update? 1081 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,000 Yeah, you. Know probably shouldn't have 1082 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,160 been all well. Yeah, that's. 1083 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,560 Fine. Well, your suit adds more, 1084 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,280 doesn't it? Or stats. 1085 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:38,960 Yeah, that's a + 10, doesn't it? It was a + 10. 1086 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,680 Everything adds. Yeah. 1087 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:46,480 Adds armor. OK, you need to go back to 1088 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,760 school for that. Soup, right? 1089 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,040 No. Make me no smarty. 1090 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:56,960 Oh, shooty, he got Judy. He. 1091 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:01,680 Grabbed me to try and lift you up and throw you into the air 1092 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,720 and he can't seem to get a hold of you. 1093 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,920 Too heavy. I've been eating my Cheetos. 1094 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,800 All right. So on to Hiller's turn. 1095 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:19,080 OK, so I'm just going to start. I'm going to start trying to 1096 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,920 magnet this guy his chest. That's a good start I guess. 1097 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,640 OK. Do you just magnet him? 1098 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,520 I mean unless I can do something else like shoot another magnet 1099 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,560 then stick him to the wall. I mean he's, he's metal and 1100 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:35,000 you're surrounded by a metal room. 1101 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,840 Oh, so would that just magnet him to the wall? 1102 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,080 Yeah. OK. 1103 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,800 And you're shooting at Hades, right? 1104 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,560 Yeah. OK and he just pulls him to the 1105 01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:50,080 wall, but it is Hades turn and so he pushes himself away and 1106 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,440 rips it off and throws it back at you. 1107 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,280 What? That's not nice you. 1108 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:56,400 Can't do that. And he'd turn it on. 1109 01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,000 He can't. And now it's the high priest's 1110 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:07,400 turn, and he I see here your strength is A50, right Antigraf? 1111 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,480 Yeah, I'm sure. I rolled under you. 1112 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,440 So he wraps you up. No, he. 1113 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,120 He wraps you up in his tentacles and he's starting to try and 1114 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,320 consume you. No. 1115 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:22,280 I've seen this one before. Appetite. 1116 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:26,000 Just like that. Just like that gorlair squid on 1117 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,560 in Sector 9. Exactly. 1118 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:33,840 But now it's homeless pimp Stern, so he runs up and he 1119 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,080 trips because he's starting to get sober. 1120 01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,040 He just said wine. He couldn't find it. 1121 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:45,240 Oh no, I would have helped you. Only I had more snake whiskey. 1122 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:54,640 I'm starting to think logically. I might have. 1123 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,720 I might have fermented blood. Hold on. 1124 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,840 Give him some of my fermented milk. 1125 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,600 I have a jar and I. Just Chuck it out. 1126 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,400 Give. Me. 1127 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:13,120 And he grabs it and he pulls the top off and he just downs it and 1128 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:16,040 he's got a gut full of fermented blood. 1129 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:20,520 And now and. He he passes out. 1130 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,400 That stuff is really strong. It's your turn. 1131 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,440 Oh, you weren't kidding. Passes out. 1132 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,440 Oh, oops. All right, you. 1133 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,760 Are not able. By the way. 1134 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:39,960 Right. OK. 1135 01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:45,160 Risky. Oops, smart rifle. 1136 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:49,320 I don't have any missiles. I it's not going to do anything 1137 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:55,960 though. I stick my as as the tentacles 1138 01:06:55,960 --> 01:06:59,840 compress me. I stick my wrist gun up against 1139 01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:04,600 the high priest head and fire again trying to get his 1140 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,560 tentacles just to lose him. I know it won't kill him but got 1141 01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:13,080 a nine. Right into his chest. 4040 Ten 1142 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:19,920 Yes 40101033. Hey, so the tentacles retract 1143 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,560 because he's in a lot of pain from that. 1144 01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:25,160 He just unloaded, you know, 4 rounds into his chest. 1145 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:30,520 And then I kick off the As I touch the ground, I kick back 1146 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,720 just so I slide back some on my butt like I land and kind of 1147 01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:37,280 kick back to slide away just a little bit, if that. 1148 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,880 As you spray them, as they start to loosen up, you put your feet 1149 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,720 up on his chest and you you kind of. 1150 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:45,680 Flip back, kick off him. Yep. 1151 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,000 Almost do like a moonsault off of him, yeah. 1152 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,200 Move your trial. On him. 1153 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:54,640 OK, All right. And Raymond, it's your turn. 1154 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,600 Well, since I fired my real gun that at the start of this it's 1155 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:03,160 on cooldown, I'm going to I'm just going to run up the whore 1156 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,160 and I I'm just going to slash at him with my Viper shed He's. 8. 1157 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:13,240 One Yeah, I I mean, he looks tall, so he's 3. 1158 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:14,880 Tall. He's about 12 foot tall. 1159 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,399 Yeah, literally 4 times my height. 1160 01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:21,600 Yeah, and he kind of looks down at you and says, oh, little 1161 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,720 buddy, yes, you'll make a great paperweight. 1162 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,240 Like a Chihuahua just covered in blood. 1163 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:39,840 It's. One of those perspective things 1164 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,600 where it's like, from your perspective, you're just doing a 1165 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,120 ton of damage, and then from his perspective, you're just a flea. 1166 01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:47,840 Go ahead. Virgil Stonewood. 1167 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:55,439 Yeah. Don't make shooty I'm. 1168 01:08:57,479 --> 01:09:03,439 Hoping I'm a shooting gun at his upper body hopefully and then 1169 01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:07,840 swing around him like a like a merry go round and tie him up 1170 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:14,080 like Tarzan. It's the exact thing that I did 1171 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:17,640 not want. I mean the only thing that did 1172 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:21,640 not want that thing. That is the one thing why did 10 1173 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,120 damage. Maybe I pinned his foot to the 1174 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,040 ground. Yeah, he pinned his leg to the 1175 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:30,479 to the to the floor. You don't know if that'll hold. 1176 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,040 But yeah, I guess that's what that's the strength. 1177 01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:39,640 All right, now it's Sheda Stern and she runs up here to Hillary. 1178 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,040 Hillary, we can't beat these things. 1179 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,000 I've. Got I've got an idea, mom. 1180 01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:46,640 What do you got? I can use my holographic 1181 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,720 projector and I can project percifone on the on the wall. 1182 01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,399 Percifone. Yeah, it was. 1183 01:09:52,399 --> 01:09:55,000 It was Haiti's niece. I remember now. 1184 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,360 Oh, Persephone. Persephone. 1185 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,520 That's what I meant. Yeah. 1186 01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,880 I didn't know how to pronounce her name. 1187 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:01,800 I'm not Greek. Oh, it's OK. 1188 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,920 I don't think that that's actually Hades though. 1189 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,360 I think that's just. Persephone is Hades wife. 1190 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:10,280 Well, I think maybe later on, but that was his niece, I mean. 1191 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,240 He had a thing before we can, we can do that. 1192 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,600 But I, I don't, I don't, I don't see a way for all of us to get 1193 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,960 out of here alive. What? 1194 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,400 Are you saying mom? I think. 1195 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:21,520 I think I got to do it. No. 1196 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,520 Yeah. Turn me into a nuke, Mom. 1197 01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:25,000 Yeah, me too. Take it. 1198 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,920 I can't take it, but it's OK I'm willing. 1199 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,280 I told you I would be whatever you needed me to be. 1200 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,200 Hell. I need you to be a strong little 1201 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,720 boy. That's what I need you to be. 1202 01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:37,880 No, mom, I'm not. You are. 1203 01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,600 I'm not that strong. And she runs up over here. 1204 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:43,800 No, let's. See what happens next. 1205 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:50,760 But now it's a boar's turn and he goes to kick little Raymond, 1206 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:55,720 but is harpoon to the floor. So now he's now he's now he's 1207 01:10:55,720 --> 01:11:01,280 pissed off at Virgil Stonewood. His face starts to kind of 1208 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:06,200 contort and come into like a a tip, almost like a a rifle 1209 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:13,960 point. Virgil Stonewood, you take 25 1210 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,640 damage. Oh geez. 1211 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,760 So I got 15. First one, yeah. 1212 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,760 What's that coming out really bad, Joey? 1213 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:26,480 That chappy so I have 15% armor. Yes. 1214 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:31,080 So whatever 15% off of that is. Be like two? 1215 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:33,680 Yeah, roughly. OK, It'd be 30. 1216 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:35,840 It'd be 3. OK. 1217 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,800 You take 21 damage essentially. OK. 1218 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:42,800 Closer to four. OK. 1219 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:46,480 All right. Ouch, can't take too many. 1220 01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,960 How many more of those? Hillary, it's. 1221 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,240 Your journey. Mom didn't think that Persephone 1222 01:11:55,240 --> 01:12:00,040 was going to work, but I'm doing, you know what? 1223 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,200 No, I'm just going to, I'm just, you know, he just ripped the 1224 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,040 magnet thing off. That doesn't work either. 1225 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:08,400 I'm going to, I'm going to do the Persephone thing and I'm 1226 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:09,680 going to, I'm going to project her. 1227 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,480 I'm going to project her behind him. 1228 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,720 And I'm going to say, hey, look, it's your niece that you're in 1229 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:19,400 love with, you weirdo. But the ancestral turns around 1230 01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:22,360 and looks, and I'm assuming you broadcast it to be about the 1231 01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:26,280 same height as he is, right? Yeah, Yep, and a little smaller 1232 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,040 because every guy likes a smaller woman. 1233 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,080 Some guys like a bigger woman. That's. 1234 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:33,080 True me. Included I like a bigger woman. 1235 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:37,560 I think I like the Amazonians. I think he wants the tower over 1236 01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:38,920 his woman, you know what I'm saying? 1237 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:45,560 My head in your thighs. He looks back and he's, he's 1238 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:48,240 distracted. So for his next turn, he's 1239 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,320 distracted. Oh, that's good. 1240 01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:54,600 Now it's High Priest Dagmar's turn and he's really pissed at 1241 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,040 Anti Grass. Uh oh. 1242 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,320 And so he does, like a little tail whip at him. 1243 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,840 Not the whip. And he whacks him right in his 1244 01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,160 chest. Ow he? 1245 01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,880 Takes 14 damage. No. 1246 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:09,800 Was I do to be? In for this session. 1247 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,800 Was I healed from yesterday's session or last week's session 1248 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,400 before this session or no? Yeah, you were. 1249 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:21,400 How much damage did I take? 13 you said. 14 Exactly what 1250 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:28,640 happened Homeless Jim wakes up. I'm sorry, how much damage did I 1251 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,000 take? 14. 14 OK. 1252 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,240 I've seen all that has died and all that will die. 1253 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,880 Or blood for the blood God. Everybody needs to leave. 1254 01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:46,360 I'll take care of them. What? 1255 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,360 I got this. Come on, Joshetta. 1256 01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:51,040 Come on, mom. No. 1257 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:52,840 I I need. To you don't have to tell me 1258 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,640 it's I'm with him. No. 1259 01:13:55,600 --> 01:14:00,920 Yes, Raymond is still just like clawing at at the at Horace's 1260 01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:05,360 leg. Anti grav picks up Raymond and 1261 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:08,400 runs with him like football. Let's go jump. 1262 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:12,720 We get a roll. Still swinging my arms, just 1263 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:15,640 bloodlust. It's OK, Doughboy. 1264 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:17,120 We'll get you some fresh guts later. 1265 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,480 Let's go. Aww. 1266 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:23,280 And everybody's starting to leave or run away. 1267 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,680 Yeah. OK, All right, good. 1268 01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,560 Against my will. Against your will. 1269 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,520 Ashada, she stays as she's determined to make sure that 1270 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:38,720 this guy does not come back. And by that guy I mean Jackmar, 1271 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:39,800 not. Homeless Jim? 1272 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:44,800 Yeah. Maybe homeless Jim, maybe a 1273 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,120 little bit. Aren't they? 1274 01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:51,640 Aren't they married? Married home, dead. 1275 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,400 Honestly, Homeless Jim would be a pretty cool stepdad. 1276 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:59,440 But Homeless Jim literally turns into corn. 1277 01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:01,280 What? The Blood God. 1278 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,280 Oh. I thought you meant the 1279 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:04,640 vegetable. No. 1280 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,760 Yeah, I got to go. I'm not sticking around for 1281 01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,160 this. Come on, mom, he's got this. 1282 01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:11,800 Got. To. 1283 01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:18,520 Go and. Come on mom, it's fine now. 1284 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:24,400 So all you hear is a lot of screaming and and gnashing of 1285 01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:26,520 teeth. Beatboxing. 1286 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:30,200 Beatboxing. So you guys leave? 1287 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,960 Hi, Domique. And Domique has made his way to 1288 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:39,160 you guys. Oh, oh, hi, mom. 1289 01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:41,360 Oh, hi. Hi, sweetie. 1290 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,200 Oh, hey. You made it. 1291 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:46,000 Yeah, we got to fight this thing now. 1292 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,960 What happened? In there, yeah. 1293 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,680 No. You didn't see her, Barry faint. 1294 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:57,920 Mom, so did you just do what I did to the state trooper when he 1295 01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,920 tried to give me a ticket? Oh. 1296 01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,040 No, no. OK, so. 1297 01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:07,360 So what I did find out though, is that the original, not the 1298 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:11,920 original, but the the pyramid that fell in the 1600s in the in 1299 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:15,280 the the Gulf of Mexico. Yeah, the Gulf of America. 1300 01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:19,880 Yeah, Gulf of America, it's coming out there. 1301 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:23,440 Dagmar was having it send out a signal and it's communicating 1302 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,480 with the ring swallowed the moon. 1303 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,360 Yeah, we're going to get the. Moon back. 1304 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:31,200 That's kind of not good. We need to, we need to shut off. 1305 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,960 We need to shut off the, the, the, the thing. 1306 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,160 Maybe the ring will close the signal. 1307 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,680 Yeah. We now take out the pyramid. 1308 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,440 Well, yeah, but we got this thing, so you know. 1309 01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:47,320 No problem, yeah. Yeah, so well before we before I 1310 01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:52,080 left homeless gym, he he gave me this little whistle and he said 1311 01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:54,000 if I was ever in a jam to blow this whistle. 1312 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:57,600 OK, are we in a jam on. The Jelly. 1313 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,000 I would, I would say, you know, yeah, I'd say it's not that 1314 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,200 great. I still got a wrist. 1315 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,280 I still have a wrist full of rockets. 1316 01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:07,720 I say we're in AI. Say we're in a pickle. 1317 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:12,120 She she blows on this whistle, it kind of looks like there's 1318 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:19,480 this bag with a white substance hanging off of it and total 1319 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:30,480 opens up. That is definitely Cocaine Steve 1320 01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:33,280 if I ever saw him. You just, you see this man 1321 01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:35,120 running from the cops in the pony. 1322 01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:40,560 He comes running in and he sees this guy and all he hears OK, 1323 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:48,760 runs around him a bunch and he grows to ginormous proportions 1324 01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:54,840 and he he ends up entering and exiting this thing multiple 1325 01:17:54,840 --> 01:18:00,960 times and dough meat is is no more. 1326 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:07,280 But he he runs up to Josh Etta and he takes the bag away from 1327 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,560 her. He says come on, Sweetie holds 1328 01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:13,840 her away into the multiverse. Yes. 1329 01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:17,280 Oh. No, wait, mom. 1330 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:18,360 She's. Gone, Mom. 1331 01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,600 Not. Mom No. 1332 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,720 There she goes. It was always meant to be. 1333 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:32,440 So through a long journey, you end up making it to the base by 1334 01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,800 the pyramid. So the transmission's coming 1335 01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:39,160 from down here in the bottom. He's still carrying me like a 1336 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,280 football. Yeah. 1337 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,040 I got caught up in the moment. I set him down and gently wipe 1338 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:51,440 some of the blood from his head. So there's just layers upon 1339 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:53,000 layers. They're just dried blood You. 1340 01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:57,160 Need the bath? Now now it looks like you have 1341 01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:01,560 this perfect center part of hair, but it's red caked blood. 1342 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,120 It's parted in the middle. Of faux Hawk. 1343 01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,880 Yeah. So proceed however you guys want 1344 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:12,280 to proceed. So where are we trying to go? 1345 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:16,720 Down here in the bottom. All the way down here. 1346 01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:21,120 Yep. OK, I'll just start start 1347 01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:24,200 strutting my way. So I walk in this room and I 1348 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,760 start blasting. No, I'm kidding. 1349 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,600 Oh, I'm just kidding. I didn't do that. 1350 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:32,200 Exactly again. You are in an underwater base 1351 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:36,080 near the pyramid that crashed in the Gulf of Mexico, so you were 1352 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:38,320 underwater quite a bit. Oh. 1353 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:43,040 Often I wonder about marine life, not just because I'm an 1354 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:47,840 actual enlisted Marine, but I'm talking of the aquatic sense. 1355 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:51,560 Yeah, this is about two days after the events of what 1356 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:54,800 happened in New Tokyo. That was basically an Eddie 1357 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:58,360 quote right there. All right, I'm going to start 1358 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:02,600 making my way down, down walking fast anti graft pass. 1359 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,600 Did I cut out or something? And I'm pyramid. 1360 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:10,040 Now what happened? You guys hear me? 1361 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,000 Am I cutting out? Making my way down. 1362 01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:13,560 No, you're good. Hey, guys. 1363 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,360 Yeah, we'll just did see this onward. 1364 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:18,320 Figure here is it male or female? 1365 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:21,240 It is a woman. See if we can sneak. 1366 01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:26,080 Oh, warm up. Like I dip her like Frank 1367 01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:29,160 Sinatra in one of those dancing movies and I kiss her right in 1368 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,720 the mouth. Hello beautiful, I don't wear 1369 01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:33,320 that you. She's wearing her. 1370 01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,640 Perfume and. You kissed a helmet. 1371 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:40,280 I I kissed your helmet and I said open that helmet and I'll 1372 01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:44,240 kiss you flat on them. And she says no, stop. 1373 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:47,720 And then she grabs your arm and she twists it around and she 1374 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:50,600 proceeds to judo throw you over her shoulder. 1375 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:53,440 You've just attire. You've just tried to kiss Ronda 1376 01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:55,080 Rousey. Well, I don't blame. 1377 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:57,760 Him hold of her so the moment. Of Rousey. 1378 01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:01,920 Can you chill with me? I grip her so the momentum 1379 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:06,800 brings her with me and I stick my wrist gun in her face and say 1380 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,520 if you won't kiss me then you'll die. 1381 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,680 Oh, that's. And I fire. 1382 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:12,920 Trigger warning we're we're getting rapey. 1383 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:17,280 And I'm actually, I'm not killing her because she won't 1384 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:19,760 kiss me. I'm actually killing her because 1385 01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:26,280 she threw me. So too, it's too much of A, it's 1386 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:29,120 too much of A, it's too much of a heart hit to my ego. 1387 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:32,480 I'm glad that I was able to make Danny laugh with my joke. 1388 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:37,240 Like went under the radar. You you killed her. 1389 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:42,160 Oh, I'm no longer a Razi. But now this guy, he heard, and 1390 01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:44,360 so now he's coming up the tube. Yeah, I'm. 1391 01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:46,840 I want to yell at him. Hey help help help. 1392 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,280 What's going? Who are you? 1393 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:51,400 What's going on? Back, back here, back in the 1394 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,520 barracks, there's some people that are hurt. 1395 01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:54,760 OK. All right. 1396 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,040 Everybody's been an easy one. Yes. 1397 01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:07,200 It just ran right past. He might have been a Marine. 1398 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,680 Probably. Assuming you stopped the 1399 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:14,680 communication. Yeah, Yeah, we need to do that. 1400 01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:20,760 So you shut off the signal, but the view screen now shows the 1401 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:24,120 portal and the moon has now come back out of the portal. 1402 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,040 Yeah, we got the moon back. Yay. 1403 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:29,440 Yeah. But then something starts to 1404 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:32,920 happen with no no. Is Enzo coming back? 1405 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,000 Enzo's. I hope not. 1406 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,000 I hope this is an Enzo. Oh. 1407 01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:38,880 You. What's that little? 1408 01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:42,520 Thing. Oh has cracked open and 1409 01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:47,880 essentially a giant necromorph which has hashed out of the 1410 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,160 moon. The moon with an egg. 1411 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,400 Yeah. It became one. 1412 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,520 You're telling me the moon got impregnated? 1413 01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:56,040 That's. Disappointing. 1414 01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:01,080 I did blow up inside of it, it did happen. 1415 01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:05,360 Yeah, it might be your fault. The moon might be. 1416 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:09,480 The moon was a dormant ancestral that was woken up from the ring. 1417 01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:12,600 OK, he woken up from his nap time. 1418 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:14,840 Yeah, probably because he busted. 1419 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:17,360 That'll do it. Well, Dang it. 1420 01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:19,720 I don't think I got enough Ivor Shettys for that I. 1421 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:23,120 Don't think you have enough? I got a wrist full of rockets 1422 01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:23,520 though. I'm. 1423 01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:30,800 Shooting at him, a Pulse rattle. It wasn't enough. 1424 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:34,320 Oh no. And now there's a bunch of 1425 01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:37,760 necromorphs in the underwater base with you. 1426 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:40,840 Or they've been there the whole time, but nobody really 1427 01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:43,720 investigated anything. All right, well, thanks 1428 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,600 everybody. Hope you guys enjoyed the last 1429 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:49,600 episode of Mothership coming up next after this.