1 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:09,240 The Menu podcast. Presents under. 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,520 The table. That's what that's what I told 3 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,720 Robert to do was because he was hanging the drywall. 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,560 I was like, just mark where the studs are on the wall. 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,840 So we're going to paint over that. 6 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,560 Just do it in pencil. And so that's what he did. 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,520 And that makes it, that makes it a lot easier because that way 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:25,640 you don't have to guess where the. 9 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,320 For some reason he kept like marking me with pencils because 10 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,960 it's just really weird. Because he said. 11 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,080 That's. What I can stay in our 12 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:40,960 day-to-day. I nailed a couple boards to you, 13 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,720 that's how. That's how I find you. 14 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,000 If I've lost you, I just. I take a stud Finder in the air. 15 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,000 He's this way. He's this way. 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,200 I found him, guys. He's over. 17 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:03,120 Here. I will say plan for tattoo 18 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,280 design, start thinking about it. OK. 19 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:10,480 Oh no. Yes, bachelor, bachelor party 20 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,320 stuff. Oh no. 21 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:17,000 What? Flash flash tattoos or or or 22 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,720 like can I get like a whole leg sleeve done or? 23 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,040 We're gonna tattoo, we're gonna get what's the, what's it called 24 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,440 the The Star of David on each nipple. 25 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:32,200 Oh, OK, Bring to the Netanyahu. Bring to the Netanyahu the IRS 26 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,400 is developing. Neutral channels it channels 27 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,680 him. It's it's beautiful. 28 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,720 Oh, so then you can launch an air strike where? 29 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,320 Because I've tried to do the Siri and we gotta work. 30 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,400 So maybe you'll put him in the hot Yahoo. 31 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,040 It would. Protect me. 32 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,960 Protect. Me and then you start we gotta. 33 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,080 Make it slightly. We gotta make it slightly. 34 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,120 Skewed and then call it the the star of Lenny. 35 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,800 You know, you're right, you're right, you are right. 36 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,560 Is it 7 stars or is it like does? 37 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,440 It look like it's like a bunch of LS, like kind of connected. 38 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,040 To each other, yeah. So it's like. 39 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,000 So it's like the top of the LS connect at the top of each other 40 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,080 and then like the. I hope we have the LS. 41 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,360 The LS need to go the right way, otherwise it's just a swastika. 42 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,800 It'd only be that way if there was 4. 43 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,000 I'm not gonna listen. I don't listen. 44 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,760 I don't hate the Jews. I just love Lenny. 45 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,120 I see. Alex, come on. 46 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,640 And I, I feel like, I feel like Leo when he walks into our 47 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:38,600 house, little Leo walks in our house and he's trying to talk to 48 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,120 Alexa. Alexa, you guys said, you guys 49 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,640 said Leonardo DiCaprio over. No little little Leo like my 50 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,200 grandbaby. That's pretty cool. 51 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,760 Little, little Leonardo DiCaprio. 52 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:52,320 Yeah, yeah. Are you talking? 53 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,320 Are you talking Leonardo the Ninja Turtle? 54 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,800 Maybe. My heart will go on, you know. 55 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,200 There's enough room. There's enough room on that door 56 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,920 for the both of us. That door. 57 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,040 Yeah. Yeah, well, what? 58 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,400 What Rose? Rose is a Rose is a murderer. 59 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,640 She claims she loved him. She couldn't take take him home 60 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,880 to her parents. She pushed him Get off the door. 61 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:23,320 No, sorry, there's no room. Toxic femininity. 62 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,760 Yeah, hate it here. I hate it. 63 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,120 Here or. If you killed him because he. 64 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:29,960 Was a. Terminator. 65 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:36,760 Oh yeah, or she killed him because he, she knew that he 66 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,840 wasn't interested because she's not 20 years old. 67 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,520 Yep, that's true to this to this day. 68 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,920 To this day. It's it's getting creepier and 69 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,840 creepier, but we're all fine with it. 70 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,880 I mean, I'm all right with it, It's fine. 71 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,840 I mean, I don't care, yeah. As long as he's not dipping his 72 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,080 pen in the underage ink, you can. 73 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,880 It's creepy. I think it's. 74 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Like a stroke. Or two of the pen might have you 75 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,640 know. Slipped maybe, but but till we 76 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,280 can prove it. What? 77 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,960 Until we can prove it, you know. What's happening? 78 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,440 I'm a little creeped out. You know he's he's writing that 79 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,360 pen with with solid ink I saw with Kayla. 80 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,399 Don't use your name on the podcast. 81 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,000 We're in hiding. I'm. 82 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,640 Sorry, Dang it, I knew it. Kamala. 83 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,840 Yeah. Kamala. 84 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,920 Kamala. Kamala. 85 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,640 Kamala. You're going to start thinking 86 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,280 that I'm having an affair with Kamala. 87 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,440 Harris No, You're the you're the second gentleman. 88 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,320 I'm Danny. Do you have? 89 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:48,000 Do you have another Alex that looks exactly like you? 90 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,720 Do you have your character sheet? 91 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,160 That I guess I don't. OK, I can walk you through it. 92 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,440 I gotta find a point. An hour and a half to We spent 93 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,880 an hour and a half last week after the podcast walking 94 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,000 through. My I said that, so it was great. 95 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,920 I saw you guys were lingering in the chat. 96 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,480 I thought you'd have been, you know. 97 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,720 No, I helped Promiscuous figure out how to. 98 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,680 Yeah, it got kind of spicy. Excuse me? 99 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:19,120 So I. Just need to find the blank one. 100 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,280 Just hand me the blank 1 and I can. 101 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,040 I'll fill it out. I'll, I'll take care of it. 102 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:27,760 I saw the blank one is it's in player handbooks here I'll just. 103 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:31,200 I can figure. It and we'll see 12. 104 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:37,160 I I will re I've done it. OK, you found it guys all. 105 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:39,760 Right, it's OK. I'm OK. 106 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:43,800 So that's the folder with the blank character sheet and the. 107 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,880 System. You just have to create a copy 108 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:53,760 and then share it to me. 3. I'm telling my mom. 109 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,480 I gotta really. Tell my mom and she's gonna 110 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,080 haunt you for the rest of your life. 111 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,680 Won't let me because I don't have permission so. 112 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,840 You have to. Create a copy. 113 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,760 Yeah, create a copy. So I just try to do. 114 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,520 I'm not allowed to copy it because I do not have 115 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,080 permission. I'm trying. 116 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,800 To shave, it's trying to save to the original drive. 117 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,040 You have to save it to your drive. 118 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,920 Just to manage voices. OK, right here. 119 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,080 I rolled the. Roll cheddar A Really. 120 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,440 Good roll. So I had the same thing happen 121 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,120 and it tries to save to the drive that cheddar has it in. 122 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,880 You have to switch that to save it in your own drive. 123 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,000 Oh. Yeah. 124 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,560 Yeah. My drive. 125 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:33,280 It's Nacho. Drive. 126 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,840 That is my drive. Yeah, yeah. 127 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:44,120 So you click All locations and then My drive. 1 billion. 128 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,880 Ten billion. I roll for my. 129 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:56,000 Starting weapon Gatling gun to your mom's house. 130 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,920 Oh. My God, you rolled really good. 131 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,080 Yeah. If you if you choose to take my 132 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,840 role, I rolled you a 27 health. OK. 133 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,080 And. 9 mana, 9 mana. I'll take it. 134 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,560 Anthony's not a he's not a man. A man. 135 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,640 He'll take a meteor hammer for his his weapon. 136 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,760 OK, OK. How? 137 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,960 Old did. I OK, well then I won't take a 138 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:25,400 meteor hammer then. 00. You can take your meteor hammer, 139 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,400 that's fine. Well, no, I'll take a. 140 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,960 Bow, how about that? I got the, I got the medium. 141 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,480 You know, it makes sense. You're you're on your horse all 142 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,080 the time. You could. 143 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,280 Just that does kind of make sense. 144 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,920 OK, My personality is I'm insecure. 145 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,880 Just kidding. I'm impulsive. 146 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,800 Well, Danny, he is based on you in real life. 147 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,800 What's my what? What's the phobia for heights? 148 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,840 Height, height. A deck of phobia. 149 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,720 Acro. Hold on. 150 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:01,520 I got it. I got it. 151 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,560 I think there's. I think I do have one. 152 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,200 It's acrophobia. Audiophobia. 153 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:06,760 I'm scared. How many? 154 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:10,720 Times I got to say it. Is that pedal pedophobia? 155 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:15,840 I'm scared of pedophiles. Audophobia is scared of being 156 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,680 alone. Acrophobia is fear of heights. 157 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,760 I know I already said it. Yeah, just. 158 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,960 Like 17 times. You guys hear something? 159 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:25,760 It's. Like I'm not. 160 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,200 Like a music. Buzzing around, it's. 161 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,040 Like a mistake is there, like is everybody else's mic and I'm 162 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:30,920 highlighting. Greedy. 163 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,960 I'm going. Through Joy must be in character 164 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:34,799 already. He's yeah. 165 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,880 I don't like this big. I don't like it at all. 166 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:43,679 You know you could. That is how you could do your 167 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:47,040 muted character. You could say things and then we 168 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:50,080 just don't react. We just don't react. 169 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,680 All right, I don't have any. No patrons. 170 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,560 I don't have any patrons. Not yet. 171 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,400 And then that's it. All right, that's it. 172 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,800 You're just gonna. Roll your patrons. 173 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:03,680 Do you have a movement? There's a movement in. 174 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,960 What there's a There's a quark table. 175 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,000 OK, I'll go look at the quark table. 176 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:09,840 Get, I? Said Quark. 177 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,920 Here I can just. I don't think I gave myself a 178 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,600 quark rule number. Rule #1. 179 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:21,280 You're you were like cursed and you won't tell anyone why. 180 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,400 Oh yeah. Oh. 181 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,800 That's interesting. Here I got. 182 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,120 Here you go, Danny. Here's the here's. 183 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,600 The paper of. The table. 184 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,160 Never mind. You already got it. 185 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,880 It's Christmas. Happy Christmas. 186 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,560 Happy grimace. Happy Grimace Chrysler. 187 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:46,960 There's too many good ones. Right, Joey has claimed to be 188 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:53,720 cursed, won't explain why. Oh my gosh, Alex has Alex has 189 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,760 claims to be followed by an invisible companion and Garp I. 190 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,920 Love it. Mr. Master has constantly 191 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,880 mentions the deity named Cocaine Steve. 192 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,320 OK, I think I'm going to do. For that one. 193 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,360 I think I'm going to do talk to themselves when thinking. 194 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:15,800 Thinking out loud. Well if I do a quick flip on on 195 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,760 this guy either. It's either. 196 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,400 It's either that or has a. Launch narrow at that guy, then 197 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,040 at that guy, and then at that guy. 198 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:30,040 Or you. Random person Jamba Juice. 199 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:34,280 Jamba Juice High School. Jamba Juice. 200 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:41,000 High school. Oh man, I'll be excited to have 201 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,600 a desk next week. Heck yeah. 202 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,880 What are you? What are you using now? 203 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,400 A night stand. Oh yeah. 204 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:51,600 Oh, also. Joey, can you send me what 205 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,080 you're you? Use for your. 206 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Mini PC. Penis. 207 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,280 Oh yeah. You get. 208 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,320 One of them. Should be. 209 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,640 Those things are cute. Just send it to me and then I'll 210 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,080 help format it correctly and then yeah. 211 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,320 A little. Skirt on it, dress it up like a 212 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,840 little Hawaiian girl. What? 213 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,280 The mini PC. It's underage, Mr. Master. 214 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,320 You can't do that. It is. 215 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,040 Not she said she was 18. She might. 216 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,280 Yeah, she's just. Illegal. 217 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,880 Just because she's petite does not mean that she's that young. 218 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,720 Exactly. We're venturing from odd 219 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,640 territory. We're odd territories. 220 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,760 Really. Diving off. 221 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:35,440 Yeah, I'll take the blame. I started it, but let's get 222 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:35,960 away. Run. 223 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,400 What year did I buy my mini PC? It's been like 2-3 years ago. 224 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,240 It's been three years and. One also for starting gold for 225 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,120 everyone. I didn't put this and it was 226 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,600 ambiguous, but roll A roll A1D10 plus. 227 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:56,560 I think I said the same thing. I was about 5. 3535. 35. 228 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,640 One die 10 + 5. Yep, one die 10 + 5, that'll be 229 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,880 your starting gold. OK. 230 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,880 All right, I got one die 10 + 5 because I didn't, I didn't do it 231 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,320 right. It sucked. 232 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,200 Mine mine did. It wrong, but that's fine. 233 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,000 Peace. Where's my one die 10? 234 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,560 1D2 my. One die 10. 235 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:21,640 There you 5. 510 + 5. Yep. 7. 236 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,960 OK. My exact one is unavailable Dan, 237 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,800 but there's comparable ones. Okie, Dokie. 238 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,520 I'll still send it to you. He led you on. 239 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:36,240 They can mount onto the back of my monitor, so listen, that's 240 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,240 cool. More cable management. 241 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:42,120 Just like me, I'm mount to the back of your monitor like a 242 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,960 gremlin person. That's fair. 243 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:48,200 Yeah, that's the tricks. Yeah, I guess jump out and go. 244 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,360 I read that Horror Story already and apparently Hollywood didn't 245 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,520 want it. Too scary, is what they said. 246 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,080 We'll take it. We'll take. 247 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,600 It like they're like, Sir, you just rewrote the the story of 248 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,440 gremlins. No, I didn't. 249 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:06,880 It's about Joe. Don't you tell me what gremlins 250 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,360 are. I know. 251 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,920 Oh my gosh. Although you're playing scales 252 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:22,680 with your laugh. Ebenezer starts with 15 gold. 253 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:28,160 Max Gold, Ebenezer. Scrooge, Alex. 254 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,840 How do you say your your character's name? 255 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,280 Ebenezer Morgos. Yeah. 00. 256 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,440 Gosh, how'd you? Save it. 257 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,760 Oh, that's the voice. I love it. 258 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,560 Then we have Kane, Sig Mayer. Is that Whitey from a crazy 259 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,080 night? Yes. 260 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:49,200 It is. Like 2 months ago I was like I 261 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:56,280 love that technical foul that's. Awesome. 262 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,920 If I could keep up with the Voice through the whole through 263 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,400 the whole season, that'd be great.