1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,880 The main menu podcast presents. C&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:15,720 As the song says, God is great, beer is good, and people are 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,360 crazy. Yes, they are. 4 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,400 Truths. Except for beer. 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,320 I don't like beer. Yeah, that's fair. 6 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,600 I can take it and leave it. And I'm an atheist. 7 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,520 That's fair. What? 8 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:35,080 No, I'm kidding. Are you an atheist now? 9 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,320 I fade out of camera. I'm behind you. 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:44,720 You're like. Wait a second. 11 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,200 Wait, hold on. I'm supposed to be an eighth, 12 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,480 Not supposed to be an atheist because you can teleport. 13 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,840 That means nothing to me. Yeah, I don't know what that 14 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:54,640 means, really. Me neither. 15 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,840 I can teleport, who cares? Are you God? 16 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,640 Nightcrawler. Nightcrawler. 17 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,080 He gives U.S. special gifts. No, I'm sorry. 18 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,240 I'm Hayden Christensen from that Jumper movie. 19 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,520 Jamie Lil Jackson's trying to catch my leg. 20 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,960 Yeah, that was Hayden Christensen, wasn't that? 21 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,600 Yeah. Oh yeah, he was the worst part 22 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,920 of that movie. But maybe. 23 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,120 He learned to act by then. He hadn't. 24 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,000 He didn't really know how to do it in Star Wars. 25 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,320 Yeah, he did. Sorry buddy. 26 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,640 Talking about you turn them against me. 27 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,600 I will say I will say in the newer things that have him show 28 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,400 it playing as Anakin, he's a lot better. 29 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:43,720 He's a lot better like Obi Wan in Yeah, OK, Danny, watch. 30 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,040 Revenge of the Sith. Just like a few years ago. 31 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,960 Yesterday. It's fantastic. 32 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,080 I love Revenge of the Sis like you can't act. 33 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,600 I did see a very funny. Say, hold on, say what you will 34 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,360 about Revenge of the Sith, you can't say that the acting was 35 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,280 good. Hayden Christensen's mostly 36 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,720 everyone else's was fine. You mean you? 37 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,640 Can't say it was good. Obi Wan What? 38 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,639 Ewan McGregor is fantastic. Ian McGregor is a good actor, 39 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,480 but everybody else's acting is pretty bad because the script is 40 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,000 pretty bad and no one felt like doing it, I think. 41 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,760 Well, and they were all in front of a blue screen all day, so 42 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,160 it's. Not hard to act well. 43 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,040 It's true. Your new empire? 44 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,760 How? Many agents to the. 45 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,640 People. Yeah, I don't, I don't know why 46 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,720 I'm. Democracy. 47 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,840 I don't. Know why all the Star Wars nerds 48 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,920 hate on on episodes 1-2 and three? 49 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:34,520 I they were. I I enjoyed I don't know what. 50 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,600 You're talking about 3. I like. 51 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:40,840 Three Yeah 3. I liked, I liked most of one. 52 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,360 Pretty much all of one was fine, except for Jar Jar Binks, 53 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,880 personally. Yeah, he had too much camera 54 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,640 time. Jar Jar Binks is not a terrible 55 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,640 character. He was fine. 56 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,280 Now we're talking Star Wars prequel. 57 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,960 It's. Yeah, episode 1 is terrible. 58 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,680 No. And acting all around the plow 59 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,040 wasn't good. You don't know what the hell is 60 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,640 going on. I'm sorry. 61 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:04,280 The clones, but there's a column that was terrible bad acting 62 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,400 episode 3. That's the only one that really 63 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,360 matters because you get the full character arc all in one movie. 64 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,640 You don't even need to see episodes one and two. 65 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:14,080 All you need to do is watch episode 3 and then episode. 66 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:17,280 Four, Yeah. Here's you're right, I will 67 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,480 agree with you first of all. That was terrible. 68 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,560 Episode 1 episode 1 was not a horrible plot. 69 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,560 Wasn't bad. There were bad parts. 70 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:30,240 Jar Jar Binks was weird the the MIDI Chlorian's explanation was 71 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,080 just garbage. That right? 72 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,440 Hand everything. Was. 73 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,920 Terrible. Odd racing everything. 74 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,760 Aside from that, the pod racing was awesome. 75 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,720 Darth Maul is still my favorite Sith. 76 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,720 Get out of here dude. Double lightsaber popped up. 77 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,080 I still get chills. I still get nerd chills. 78 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,800 He's the only. He's the only. 79 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,000 Saving grace of that movie. No. 80 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:53,560 Qui Gon Jinn was in that movie. Yeah, Liam, even he even he was 81 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,800 kind. Of late in that movie, he 82 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,560 didn't. Do anything. 83 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,080 Liam Reeson was so cool. Yeah, I didn't. 84 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:03,040 I did like, yeah, I was upset that he died so soon. 85 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,160 So I watched a what would have been it was an early concept for 86 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,920 episode 1 and it sounded way cooler. 87 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,360 Qui Gon Jinn wasn't in it. It was it was it was Obi Wan? 88 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,880 Who's he? He was basically Qui Gon in that 89 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,440 movie and it would have been better. 90 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:20,160 So honestly, episode 3 is fantastic. 91 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,440 OK, you can't do three. It starts it. 92 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,760 No, it is. It starts off with the the 93 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,240 spaceship battle above. Course it's a good start. 94 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,480 It does wrap you in. Super cool, super great start. 95 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,800 OK, it's. A good start. 96 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,320 You start to lose me a little bit, like in the middle. 97 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,680 And then like Anakin's like, oh, I got to save my wife and my, my 98 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,600 unborn kid. And you're like, oh, yeah, you, 99 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,760 you have to. Yeah, you're right. 100 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,680 She's going to die. And then and then, you know, 101 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,520 it's like, you know, you got Palpatine, who you already know 102 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,200 is evil, but nobody else does. And then he's like, I've ever 103 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,960 told you the tale of Darth Plagueis the lies. 104 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,600 And you're like, oh dude, he's actually telling you these evil 105 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,200 and you're not doing anything about it. 106 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,920 And then it's like, you know, you got the whole the whole 107 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,080 council screwing over Anakin because they're like, you're not 108 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,880 ready yet. And he's like, no man, I've been 109 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,320 fighting in your Clone Wars for like 3 or 4 years. 110 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,280 Yeah, and then he proves it. Right then he proves it right 111 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,600 and they're like. Oh yeah, I'm ready. 112 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,760 I'm ready. Well, then I'm going to kill the 113 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,840 council. Yeah, yeah. 114 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,520 And so and so then they do the whole thing and then you got 115 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:24,840 that super cool shot of of after Anakin turns to the dark side, 116 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,960 he's marching with the clones into the Jedi Temple that that 117 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,680 is so. And then and then he kills all 118 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,320 the younglings, which you know, whatever. 119 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:40,760 And then and then. We were sad, we were the 120 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,680 younglings, we were upset. So then he flies off to 121 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,920 Mustafar. OK, You know, lava planet. 122 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,600 That's pretty cool, OK. And he kills all the guys 123 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,200 they've been fighting for four or five years. 124 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,800 That's pretty cool. And Anakin's like, you burned 125 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,400 against me. You have done that yourself. 126 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,680 And then they get in a super cool fight. 127 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,400 And then Yoda fights the the Dark Lord. 128 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,680 And then? That was the best fight you got 129 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,840 to see Yoda fight. Yeah, and he like the lightning 130 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:11,640 with his hands. And he's like, no, that's cool. 131 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,200 I don't like seeing you in a fight. 132 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,000 Didn't know. That didn't work for me. 133 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:21,200 Put that on the. Only thing that I have kind of 134 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,440 complained about really, aside from obviously Hayden 135 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,560 Christensen acting. I loved Star Wars three. 136 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,200 I did. He was a terrible actor. 137 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,560 Oh well, we got over it. Oh, Joey didn't, but that's 138 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,320 besides it. It's fun. 139 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,800 He phenomenal. I wished, I wished more than 140 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,240 anything they would have had a Mace Windu Anakin duel. 141 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:46,080 But I also know in hindsight, Nathan Windu would have killed 142 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:50,000 him, would have ended him. He'd been like, Oh my bad, did I 143 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,920 just kill you and then kills the emperor. 144 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,480 Now he's the Dark Lord of the universe. 145 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,200 Episode 3. Interesting twist. 146 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,280 Episode. Three episode. 3 is my favorite 147 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,040 out of all of them, All nine of them, or all 8 of them? 148 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,920 Better than revenge of the. Or Yep. 149 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,600 So it's stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 150 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,040 It's episode 3. Then it's Empire Strikes Bag. 151 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,760 Okay. You like it more than Empire, 152 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,520 that is, I like it. More than Empire, it's the light 153 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,440 Saber fights. The light Saber fights in in 154 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:23,080 Empire Strikes Back, they're so slow, they're so heavy. 155 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,640 They're. Far they really are. 156 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:28,040 And then I've got the purpose. I've got guys flipping over each 157 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,640 other and then they're using the force pushes against each other 158 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,600 and they're it's, it's cool, man. 159 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,400 You just like the flashing lights episode? 160 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,840 6 is my favorite, yes. 6 is pretty great. 161 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,280 There's literally a shot, there's literally a shot between 162 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:45,800 Count Dooku where they're just like show the lightsabers like 163 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:51,800 twirling or for no reason. So what are you doing? 164 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,560 I said this really funny TikTok to you earlier, Joe, but there's 165 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,960 this part in it where Anakin and Obi Wan are fighting on Musafar, 166 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,080 right? And they'll like the whole 167 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,040 planet's like blowing up all around and everything else. 168 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:07,440 And it's, it's kind of like a break in the fights, like build 169 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,640 more of that tension. And so Anakin's like on, on this 170 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:14,160 robot, like floating like right above the lava and like, that's 171 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,800 blowing up all around him. And then and Obi Wan's like on 172 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,240 this platform, same thing. It's blowing up all around him. 173 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,720 It's the caption on it, said. Two homeless guys looting the 174 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,320 same house in LA right now. Oh no. 175 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:35,240 Oh no, Oh no. Oh man. 176 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,679 Oh Gee. So yeah, mine go epic. 177 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:44,159 Honestly, I go episode 6, episode 5, Episode 4. 178 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:48,280 Then I would do three definitely, and then one. 179 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,600 Why do you like episode? Six more than 5. 180 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,160 I don't know, I have no good answer. 181 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,440 It's. Probably because they win at the 182 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,320 end, right? It's the. 183 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,960 Conclusion No, I don't know. I like that. 184 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,040 Luke comes in, he's confident, he's ready. 185 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,120 He's a race. He's ready to face his father, 186 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,240 prepared to kill him, even though he's not ready, although 187 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,240 he's ready to redeem him as well. 188 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:15,920 He's like there is good in him. I've sensed it, I can feel it. 189 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:19,760 And everyone else, because they saw what Anakin did in Episode 190 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,560 3, they saw it first hand. They were like, dude, you don't 191 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:27,360 know, you don't know. But Luke was like, you know, I 192 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,680 guess, yes. It was like the ultimate hero in 193 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,080 that. It's not even just that it's his 194 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,120 dad. Yeah. 195 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,520 It's that he sensed the goodness that was there. 196 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:38,560 There's that inner turmoil there the entire time. 197 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,880 It's the Ewoks that killed that movie for me. 198 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,360 Oh really? That Ewoks are fine. 199 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:52,400 I can't get over. Come on, you are. 200 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,120 Fine, they're fine. I liked it. 201 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,840 It's. Fine, if anyone thought Blake or 202 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,720 anyone. The power couple of the Star 203 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,360 Wars saga. Those specific movies has to be 204 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,000 5 and 6 though. That's the power couple. 205 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,760 Yeah, definitely the best, Yeah, but anyone that likes episodes 1 206 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,240 and 2. Just tell me I like 1. 207 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,400 I like. One tell me what happens in 208 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,680 episode 2. So episode 2. 209 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,520 All right, so. Episode. 210 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:21,560 Two, no hold on Episode 2 starts out, you got a Nubian. 211 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,120 I'm afraid that it's going to pick up Queen Amidala. 212 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:28,400 It blows up. Boom Queen Amidala, Hold on, 213 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,360 hold, on hold. On. 214 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,440 Hold on. Queen Amidala wasn't on that 215 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,000 ship. Oh, what happened? 216 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,080 Oh, we got this random assassin that's trying to take people 217 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,120 out. Why are they trying to take 218 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,800 people out? Because they know too much. 219 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,120 So then they what, what does the Jedi Council do? 220 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,880 They're like Anakin, Obi Wan, you guys are going to go protect 221 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,840 her. Anakin's like, oh man, it's been 222 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,560 so long since I've seen her. I'm only like 16 in this movie. 223 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:53,400 Oh my God, Instead, And then he's like, oh, I'm like 28 and 224 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,960 you're only 16. You're really cute. 225 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,400 And then? So. 226 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,760 Then he's got a protector and then this, this, this like 227 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,400 changeling lady, like so let's a slug in the room and tries to 228 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,960 kill her and then they get this and that's high speed chase all 229 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,800 three points and then she boom, they crash. 230 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,760 And then so he's like, oh, over 1's like, oh, I found her dart. 231 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,160 Oh, this is a really weird dart. I'm going to go talk to my 232 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,720 friend who runs a diner. Danny, I got all hold on hold. 233 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,000 On. Hold. 234 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:21,200 On I think it's like. Queen Amidala or Senator 235 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,720 Amidala? Now it's not the queen anymore, 236 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,040 so I gotta go protect her. So then they split up, so Anakin 237 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,160 goes with the senator back to Naboo, and they fall in love. 238 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:33,520 Oh my gosh, I don't like sand. It's coarse and it gets. 239 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,200 It gets everywhere. The best mind ever. 240 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,440 And then only once, like he takes his darkness dark like his 241 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,840 friend's like, oh, this is Camino. 242 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,480 And in design, oh, this is really weird. 243 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,360 She's like, oh, Camino, I've never heard of it. 244 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,080 So he goes to the Jedi Temple and he's like, oh, you guys 245 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,960 heard of the planet Camino? And they're like, Nah, man, 246 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,720 what's Camino? I don't know, end up finding it 247 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,280 through the chancellor. Chancellor like, oh, this is 248 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,200 where Camino is. So he flies the Camino and he 249 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,480 lands there and like, oh, you're here to pick up the clone army 250 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,520 that the Jedi had. And he's like, what you talking 251 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,200 about? And like, oh, this clone army 252 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,280 that Saifo Diaz may had made for you guys and and they're like, I 253 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,200 don't what clone army? And then so then they're like, 254 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,560 oh, he's like, oh, cool, we have a clone army. 255 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,600 That's neat. And then he meets Django Fett, 256 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,720 who's actually the original person for the whole clone army. 257 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,600 And he's got his son, Boba Fett, who's a clone of him, but he 258 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,520 wasn't like aged. So he's he's going to grow like 259 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,960 naturally. So then he's like, this is kind 260 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,000 of suspicious. You look like the you look like 261 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,200 a bounty hunter. And so then they get in this big 262 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:34,840 and use this flame throw and then they takes a bomb and then 263 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,560 and Obi Wan gets in his ship goes wow. 264 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,160 And they're flying and flying and flying. 265 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,560 And he tracks it down to Genosha. 266 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:46,680 And then he's like Genosis. And then he uses his little cool 267 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,680 bomb and it makes like a cool noise. 268 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:53,920 He was like makes a big flash and goes just like that 269 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,720 explosion that just happened. And then he's Obi Wan like hides 270 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,160 in the meteors. He's like, oh, you know, you 271 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,800 killed me. And so then he takes, I was 272 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,720 like, Yep, scratch another one. We did it, Boba Fett. 273 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,200 And then they land on the planet. 274 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,320 And then he's like, Nope, I'm going to follow you. 275 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,440 So he follows and he lands on the planet. 276 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,040 Well, this whole time and a kind of Padme, they're like, oh, 277 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,120 let's go back to Tatooine and go see your mom, who's a slave. 278 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,600 And so then you go and he's like, oh, your mom's in a slave 279 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,880 anymore. This man bought her and freed 280 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,000 her and he married her. Now you got a stepdaddy. 281 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,480 So then you go and see the stepdaddy and they're like, I 282 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,480 don't know what happened to your mom and the Tuscan Raiders. 283 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,200 They took her. You got to go find her. 284 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,520 So he goes and finds her, and then the Tuscan Raiders, they 285 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:36,000 beat her up, almost killed her. So he's like, oh, you kill my 286 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,360 mom. And he killed all of them, the 287 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:43,240 women and the children, too. And then so they're like, oh, we 288 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,360 it's OK, Annie, it's OK. You were sad. 289 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,320 You were sad, Annie. It's OK. 290 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,080 It's OK the psychopath, as long. As you're sad, you got a message 291 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,240 for all we want. Hey you guys just around the 292 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,120 corner and Tatooine. I need some help here on 293 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,440 Geonosis. And so then they fly over 294 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,120 Geonosis and find a. Droid not happened. 295 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,160 No, no. Find a whole. 296 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,640 Toy not to come to Geonosis. Don't come to Geonosis. 297 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,800 Don't come to Geonosis. Weird crap is happening, man. 298 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,560 And so then they fly there anyways, like, man, I don't need 299 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,240 you to tell me what to do here, my master. 300 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,040 So then he is though. And soon they lay on the planet 301 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:20,240 and then they find a whole Droid factory and R2 almost gets like 302 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,200 killed. And then C3P OS head ends up on 303 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,920 a Droid. And then like, yeah, yeah. 304 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,440 And then they get captured, man. And then you meet Darth Taranis 305 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,720 or Count Dooku. And then he's like, oh, you 306 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,720 should join me all we want. Oh my gosh, Your master was 307 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,160 actually my padawan. I was his master. 308 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,320 So you're like my grandbaby. And so then he's like, Nah, man, 309 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,960 I'm on the light side. I'm never going to go to the 310 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,120 dark side like you. And then he's like, you got to 311 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,880 do man, like or we're going to kill you. 312 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,320 And they put him like in this giant arena and all the Gian 313 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,800 oceans. They're like bugs. 314 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,560 They got wings and stuff. They're creepy. 315 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,440 And so then they're like all cheering and crap and three 316 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,400 animals come out right? And they're like, it's Anakin, 317 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,240 Padme and Obi Wan and they don't have their lightsabers or 318 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,760 nothing. They got to stay alive. 319 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,920 And then the one tiger thing comes up and it scratches Padme 320 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,640 and it cuts her shirt. Now she's got a mid drift, yeah. 321 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:15,680 And then so like they they end up yeah, and Anakin gets free 322 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,360 and crap and they like start like fighting each other and 323 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,200 then what happens? Boom. 324 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,680 All the clones come down with all the Jedi and they start 325 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,040 counting everything and like we can't like count Duku go and 326 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:32,440 then Django Fett like flies in and then Mace Windu like takes 327 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,320 off running at him and he shoots one boom boom, and Mace Windu 328 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:40,920 goes boom, boom, boom, and then gets his head off and then he 329 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,440 just takes off running. And then so then like the whole 330 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,680 like ship, everything fighting and all that and they go after 331 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,840 Dooku. Well, then Padme falls out the 332 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:53,120 ship and then cuz like no, no, like we can't we got to go after 333 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,960 him. So they go after him and then 334 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,400 they meet him right before he takes off and he's like, oh, I 335 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,160 can take on the two of you. And they fight and and can get 336 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,520 his hand cut off Boom, whap. And then Obi Wan gets his back 337 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,880 sliced up. Nice, good whap. 338 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,920 And he falls down And then Yoda up here, he's out of nowhere and 339 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,920 he's like, I can take you on. And he goes and then does this 340 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,240 like weird little fight thingy. And then he doesn't kill him. 341 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,560 And then Darth Taranis actually gets away and flies away and 342 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,840 like a sail ship in space kind of cool. 343 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,080 And then he takes off to Coruscant and he meets he meets 344 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,080 a Darth Sidious. Darth Sidious is like, Oh yeah, 345 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,840 now we got this big Clone Wars going on and it's the name of 346 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,440 the movie. And then the last shot of the 347 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:36,720 movie is the whole millions of clones getting onto the ships 348 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,960 and they're flying off. And then there was the animated 349 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,440 series. Wow. 350 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,880 Which was better? Well, I got to hand it to you. 351 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:46,280 You actually. I made a super nerd. 352 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,240 You wanted play by play of the whole movie. 353 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,120 I didn't think anyone could ever do that. 354 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,840 All right. Now. 355 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,760 Joey, your real question was actually why? 356 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,120 Why was the question not? Why did any of it happen? 357 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,319 Why did it happen? Can I help you? 358 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:08,359 I'm a nerd, I don't even need 35 minutes to explain it. 359 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:11,680 Here it is. There was a separatist movement 360 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:15,880 that was against the Empire. Count Dooku pretended to be with 361 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,800 the Emperor. He was really a separatist. 362 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,960 All of the senators who stood against the Separatists were 363 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:24,079 were the ones who were strong for the Republic, so they tried 364 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:28,040 to kill them, EG the Clone Wars. Yeah. 365 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,200 Yeah, amplified where? You get the stormtroopers from, 366 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,440 which explains how we took out all the Jedi. 367 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,720 So you had to have that movie to explain like how all the Jedi 368 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,640 are gone. But it was essentially like a 369 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,920 filler episode of a show, right? Oh yeah, like. 370 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,880 It's like a how do I get from point A to point B? 371 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,720 Well, I have this little filler, yeah. 372 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,600 It had to happen, but it's not a good movie I don't never want. 373 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,840 No, it's a terrible movie. Everything I just described is 374 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:57,080 is boring beyond belief. After all of that, no, it's a 375 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,200 terrible movie. Yeah, the last, the last 20 376 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,040 minutes are interesting and that's about it. 377 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,840 Oh yeah, I'll agree with that. All of that. 378 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:11,120 Now episode 3, man I'll. Give you I I enjoyed episode 3, 379 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,920 but I will never agree with you that Hayden Christensen is a 380 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:14,960 good actor. He's. 381 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,480 Really not. Standalone movie. 382 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,600 You could just watch that and nothing else, and it'd be, yeah, 383 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,960 it's a good movie. But my rankings go as such, 384 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:34,120 356417289. I didn't mind The Force Awakens. 385 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,920 It was all right. Here's the hot take. 386 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,440 It was OK Solo is a good movie. Solo is a good. 387 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,200 Garbage. Everybody had a good movie. 388 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,560 No, it was terrible. It was terrible. 389 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,080 That movie. Rogue One. 390 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,320 Rogue One was so amazing. Rogue One was so amazing. 391 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,240 I. One was good. 392 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,360 I've said on this podcast before that Rogue One is a bad Star 393 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,160 Wars movie and it's I was wrong. I like the movie. 394 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,400 Rogue One is a great Star Wars movie because because you could 395 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,720 take it and you can show it to somebody who's never seen 396 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,960 anything about Star Wars. Who who who has even said like, 397 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,240 I don't like Star Wars. It's weird. 398 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,240 Watch this movie and you can watch, they can watch that movie 399 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,640 and then go, oh, that's a good movie. 400 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,280 And you'd be like, that's Star Wars. 401 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,160 That is Star Wars. And then you can watch a new. 402 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:19,000 Hope right after it because it takes secret and you got it's so 403 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,080 cool. You got Darth Vader and he's 404 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,480 he's making his Cape flow with the forest and crap. 405 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:29,200 So cool man. A New Hope should be higher on 406 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,840 your guys's lists. I'm just I. 407 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,040 Love a New Hope dude. New Hope is fine, I just and I 408 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,360 get that it was a kick off the whole thing. 409 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:39,320 I said it was my third favorite. But Mark Hamill is so whiny in 410 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,720 that movie. Yeah, he is. 411 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,680 It really? Star Wars acting has never been 412 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,560 good. No, and that's never really 413 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:44,880 been. Good. 414 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,760 That's not why anybody's ever liked it. 415 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,840 Exactly. That's a Star Wars. 416 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,800 People like you almost have bad acting to get into that movie. 417 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:58,400 With the exception. With the exception of oh geez, 418 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,440 why am I blanking on his name? Harrison Ford. 419 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,360 Harrison Ford said Yeah. Yeah, and very sad. 420 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,400 Sad thing is that the the Disney sequels have the best acting, 421 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,120 which is sad. Because the. 422 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,480 Movies are not good. I'm going to be real with you. 423 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:17,760 The reason I lower Star Wars 7, even though it's an OK movie, so 424 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,520 much, is because Daisy Ridley. Is that her name? 425 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,080 She's the worst. She's worse than Hayden 426 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:27,440 Christensen in that movie. In that movie, she's gotten 427 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,560 better with her career. I've seen other movies with her 428 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,200 and she's fine. In that movie, she was so bad. 429 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,200 Oh, her career is done. Oh. 430 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,280 Her career is done. Coming back to Star Wars, yeah, 431 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,000 allegedly they're giving her whatever she. 432 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,400 Wants because she wanted. Good Lord, I hope not. 433 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,520 Not exactly why. I don't know why they ruined 434 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,160 Star Wars for me with the the Disney. 435 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,120 Secret it was. Hot. 436 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,520 Why couldn't you just plan everything and then just did it 437 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,880 according to plan? Mandalorian was great. 438 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,400 Mandalorian was really. Good the first two seasons. 439 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400 I enjoyed Obi. Wan third one was OK. 440 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,960 I enjoyed Obi Wan. I enjoyed Obi Wan. 441 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,880 Was good. I don't know. 442 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,520 Book of Boba Fett. I didn't like Book of Boba Fett. 443 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,240 No, I don't like. I like the Mandalorian episode. 444 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,880 I love to put above the. Bed no, the only one show was 445 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,360 garbage. I like what? 446 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,360 You didn't like? Garbage they made they the 447 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,360 reason why it was garbage is because they they took a movie 448 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,440 and they're and they dissected it and they cut off all its arms 449 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,120 and legs and say, let's make this a show. 450 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,040 Make a theatrical cut on Disney Plus and I'll watch that. 451 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,560 That'll be a pretty good movie. Someone has gone and and you put 452 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,480 the spider man music in like what are you doing? 453 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,160 Like do the Star Wars music? I just why are we? 454 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,760 Why are we afraid to do the Star Wars movie The whole. 455 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,640 Last star. Wars. 456 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,120 The whole last episode where like they fight each other 457 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,040 again. It was good. 458 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,600 It was so good. Yeah. 459 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,320 Got the he's like, he's like trying to reason with Anakin and 460 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,400 he's like, Anakin's dead. Yeah, yeah. 461 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,800 It's like, Oh my gosh, like that. 462 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,520 That's that's so cool, actually. Good. 463 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,640 I've heard of so I still haven't watched it. 464 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,160 I've heard Ahsoka is good. I like the Ahsoka. 465 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,720 I'm I'm ruined on Star Wars after that so I never saw it. 466 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,800 But honestly I'm I'm kind of scared to. 467 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,800 Watch Star Wars. Yeah, I am too 'cause I it's 468 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,080 made me hate Star Wars, which is really sad. 469 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,960 Because I only messed it. Up I've. 470 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,720 Started listening, Arclight was pretty rough. 471 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,800 Yes, the arclight was rough. Yep. 472 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:26,040 I like the guy from Andor. They made the Andor show I never 473 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,720 watched. Andor Andor I thought was really 474 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,720 bad at first, but after like the third or fourth episode it got 475 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,400 really good. I'm. 476 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,520 They're making a second season. More to Season 2. 477 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,480 Yeah, yeah. Skeleton crew I've heard is 478 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,320 really good but I've not watched it was good. 479 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,240 Yeah, I I've heard mixed. I've heard mixed. 480 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:46,560 Apparently it's bland, not like bad bad but just like not like 481 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,000 they're doing the same copy paste like change. 482 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:55,560 The TV show versus that's. Fair, yeah, Space, which is. 483 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,840 Space, which is conceiving babies out of nothing, yeah. 484 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,760 Yeah. Yeah, exactly. 485 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,640 But I'm, I've, I've started listening to a Star Wars DND 486 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:11,560 show and I can't wait to do that because there's a whole system 487 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,920 made for it and it's really fun. Is it Knight to the Old 488 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,080 Republic? No. 489 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,080 It's called Edge Edge of the Empire. 490 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,480 It's a whole DND system. There's a dark side and light 491 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,440 side dice. There are like special dice you 492 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,440 use for it. The force powers in that system, 493 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,760 you just choose like an overall like instead of like Star Wars 5 494 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,560 E, which is like a home brew that somebody made. 495 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,280 Yeah. Where like the like specific 496 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,240 spells or like force powers. Yeah. 497 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,440 The force powers in this game, it's it's like, you just choose 498 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,040 like I want. Stealth. 499 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,320 And I want movement. And then you, you have to invent 500 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,960 it in your head how you want it to work. 501 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,280 And then you roll up light side and dark side, yes. 502 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,760 OK. The light side and dark side. 503 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,120 Every time you use the Force, it's like like a balance. 504 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,000 So like you end up, if you can, like this, like this fails 505 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,200 unless you want to dip into your dark side, but then you're gonna 506 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,160 end up conflicted at the end of the session and you could end up 507 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,800 going more to the dark side. Interesting, like, and you 508 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,200 flavor things that way. It's really cool. 509 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,840 I cannot wait to do the Star Wars season that we're doing. 510 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,920 Yeah, that's true, Bruce. Dude, I'm cool with it. 511 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:18,920 I'm sorry, I got So what? Oh yeah. 512 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,920 There, you're good. Star Wars Death Troopers at some 513 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,040 point listener. But apparently they have what's 514 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,560 his name? The guy, What's his name? 515 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,000 What is his name? He did The Mandalorian. 516 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,760 Pedro. Pascro Pascal. 517 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,720 Yeah, No, not the actor, the guy who made it. 518 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,120 Jon Favro. Jon Favro? 519 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,720 Yeah. Apparently him and Dave Filoni 520 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:45,200 are making Old Republic movies. Yeah, that's what they're doing. 521 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,360 They're going to the Old Republic because guess what? 522 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,480 We're sick of the. Yeah, movies. 523 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,560 Yeah, Two hour. Movies again the. 524 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,080 Show the show is going. To be. 525 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,680 Not all of the show. Some of the shows are good. 526 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,680 Some of them it's like and if you want, do like we. 527 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,080 Want high production value? Movies is what we want. 528 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,280 That's what we deserve. I don't mind that's. 529 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,440 What we? Deserve do the old Republic 530 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,640 because I deserve. You can do whatever you want. 531 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,360 There's no like specific LIKE set path you have to take. 532 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,000 Here's what I like. About Old Republic here's. 533 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:18,920 What I like about Old Republic, Old Republic is a great like era 534 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,160 for them to do Star Wars constant then because like 535 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,560 you're saying like it's there's so much. 536 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,600 There's the universe, get the game, and yeah. 537 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,640 I've got 3 or 4 of the books and they're fantastic. 538 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,760 Like the The Old Republic stuff is fantastic. 539 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,920 The lightsaber battles are gonna be great because like and that's 540 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:41,160 like that's back like when it was like this is so like the 541 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,840 Sith and this is going super nerds. 542 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,720 So I apologize to everybody the Sith. 543 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,320 They didn't want to. Use light force. 544 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,040 They're a race. Yeah, they're a race and they 545 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,320 they hate lightsabers. Their whole thing is like just 546 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,880 I'm gonna use the force, I'm gonna use the force. 547 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,120 That's all I need to use. The only reason why they made 548 00:25:56,120 --> 00:26:00,280 lightsabers is because the Jedi were using the lightsabers, so 549 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,360 they were at a disadvantage. So like, you've got a weapon. 550 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,400 Well, we need to have a weapon too, because now you have a 551 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,320 weapon and the Force. That's why red lightsabers are 552 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,680 not natural. Yep. 553 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,840 So they had to, they had to differentiate themselves. 554 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:16,920 It's like there's some pretty cool like Darth Malgus like are. 555 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,680 They going to Darth Plagueis lore. 556 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:23,440 It should Darth Old Republic Light level, though that's just 557 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,560 a couple decades before. Yeah. 558 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,960 So Darth Plagueis is in the Acolyte. 559 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,560 Spoiler alert, but he's in the Acolyte. 560 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,640 I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna watch The Acolyte, so I don't. 561 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,880 Know it's not worth it. He's in like 1 scene so like 562 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,560 folks head out behind a rock and like hey I'm here. 563 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:45,160 He's like ladies getting. Together. 564 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,000 But I mean, and that's the thing they need to have and because 565 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,840 that's that's where the acolyte failed, is that the people that 566 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,240 made the show and wrote the show, they did not care for Star 567 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,920 Wars. They didn't care for anything to 568 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,200 do with the fans. They they're just it's a sci-fi 569 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,080 thing. Who cares? 570 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,680 Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau, like they bleed Star Wars. 571 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:15,080 Yeah, like they're just. I massive nerds and I love it 572 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,000 and. Which is why the. 573 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,800 Mandalorian was successful. That's why The Mandalorian is so 574 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,040 good. That's why Ahsoka is so good. 575 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:26,000 That's why the Clone Wars animated show is better than 95% 576 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,520 of Star Wars traffic. Is. 577 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,960 So phenomenal. Good. 578 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,680 Yeah. Like it makes you feel so many 579 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,360 feelings. And it's like, I shouldn't be 580 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,800 sad. This is a cartoon. 581 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:41,200 You're like, this is emotional. But then you get, but then you 582 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,840 also get Star Wars Rebels, which was just as good during the 583 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,960 Rebel time. You get the bad match, things 584 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,400 like that. Phenomenal. 585 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,960 Phenomenal. The last, the last season of 586 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,800 Clone Wars and like in particular, the last like two or 587 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,880 three episodes. Oh, just heart wrenching. 588 00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:00,600 Oh my gosh, just, oh, 'cause you're watching, you're watching 589 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,000 all of these, these characters that you've gone through seven 590 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,280 or eight seasons with. And then and, well, essentially, 591 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,400 yeah, because you've got Ahsoka. Who's? 592 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,760 You've got a sofa? Same. 593 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,400 Time as the Stormtroopers are 66th. 594 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:21,280 Yeah, Order 66, you got Ahsoka, who's the Padawan to Anakin, and 595 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,320 she's captured Darth Maul. They were mentioned in the 596 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,720 movies. No, they never mentioned her, 597 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,920 but they captured, they've captured Darth Maul and so like 598 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,240 so they're taking her back to Coruscant and then the execute 599 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:37,000 Order 66 happens and now all these clones who had just were 600 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,200 fighting alongside of her. And you've known all these 601 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,240 clones for years and years and years now they're all against 602 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,120 her and she's trying her best not to kill any of them. 603 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,920 But you, you're going to have to. 604 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,640 And then then you get the. Only reason, sorry, Tales of the 605 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,680 Jedi. I'm jumping. 606 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:58,560 The only reason that she was able to survive like so many 607 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,000 other Jedi's couldn't was she was trained to fight 608 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,600 stormtroopers by Anakin. They were there with their stun 609 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:11,000 rifles and he's like, block the stuns, fight the stormtroopers. 610 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,840 And he kept doing that before he was dark. 611 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,520 They they tell in a great way. And then like you get to see 612 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,800 Darth Maul, who you don't get to see a lot of like in the 613 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,360 animated series, you to see him quite a bit, but you get to see 614 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,640 like, why? He is so just cool because here 615 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,680 he is, he's been taking prisoner. 616 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,280 Ahsoka frees him 'cause she's like, I can't do this by myself. 617 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,080 I need your help. Like, and not to help me, but I 618 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,520 need you to create a distraction essentially so I can get away. 619 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,040 And he's like, well, I need a lightsaber. 620 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,160 And she's like, you're not getting 1. 621 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,920 So then she takes off and he's like, cool, I don't need a 622 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,240 lightsaber. So just using his force 623 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,480 abilities like just massacres all these clones. 624 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,040 It is so freaking cool. So he was supposed to, he was 625 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:56,160 set up to be the sequel, George Lucas sequel trilogy villain. 626 00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:00,800 It was going to be more of the dark underworld, like black 627 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,480 market type stuff and it was going. 628 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,200 To be dark. Maybe that was the that was 629 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,680 supposed to be the sequel trilogy. 630 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,360 I'm for it. But that's killed. 631 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,680 Yeah. Thanks, George. 632 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:17,160 Thanks George. Watching the. 633 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,960 Video of him signing away the Star Wars. 634 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,360 It was like, I don't know, it's like 14 billion or something 635 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,520 like that. He's. 636 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,600 Like he's like signs away. It's. 637 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,800 Yours but as. Soon as this pin comes off the 638 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,320 page, his face just immediate just is like what have I done? 639 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,960 Taking infinite money. Sold a soul to the devil. 640 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,440 But lost your your pride and joy for decades. 641 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:51,120 Yeah, well, The funny thing about that is, okay, four, yes, 642 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:54,280 $14 billion is so much money. It really is. 643 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,040 Hey, Danny, I think you're muted again. 644 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,280 I'm here. Oh, no, OK. 645 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:03,040 But yeah, $14 billion is so much money, so I understand why. 646 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,120 That much? I'm looking it up. 647 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:10,080 I'm looking it up. I don't know, but can I be 648 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,960 honest with you? If he would have kept making it 649 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,640 because he loved it so much, he would have made good Star Wars. 650 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,720 Maybe not the greatest. Thing 4 billion, but I've had. 651 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,560 That's still an outlandish amount. 652 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:27,080 Of money 999 million times 4 and add four more million. 653 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,680 That's more money than I'll ever spend in my entire life. 654 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,520 You can't possibly spend that. Then, but then think about it 655 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,800 this way. If he would have kept it, he 656 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,400 wouldn't have made $4 billion, I don't think. 657 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,760 Oh no. But he would have made a 658 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,920 substantial amount of money and is doing something he loved. 659 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,640 Now he's sitting on the sidelines going man, I hope they 660 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,400 call me in to help out someday. They literally. 661 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,920 They don't care. They won't. 662 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,600 Literally. No they won't. 663 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,400 I'm assuming, I'm assuming probably only Dave Filoni and 664 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,640 Ron Favreau are the only people that like ask for him to consult 665 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,760 on things. Yeah. 666 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,800 Oh yeah. Oh yeah, definitely. 667 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,080 Well, this inadvertently turned into the Star Wars episodes, so. 668 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,000 It did. It really did. 669 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,440 But and then but it's a funny thing with Disney. 670 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,880 They are now known. I mean, you might as well call 671 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,200 them Wreck It Ralph because they're wrecking everything. 672 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,600 Literally, literally everything they watch. 673 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,400 I mean, I don't. Even. 674 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,320 Like Marvel, Marvel for the most part is garbage. 675 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,120 I'll give spider man. The Spider Man movies are still 676 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,240 top notch so far. Yeah, they they've been. 677 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,440 Pretty beyond that not. The Sony ones, Oh. 678 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,320 Beyond Beyond the Spider verse movies, yeah. 679 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,720 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, those are good. 680 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,720 Did you not? Like I liked the Tom Holland 681 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,560 Spider Man movies. I thought three of them were 682 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,120 good. OK. 683 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,240 I thought they were good. I liked the last one, last one 684 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:48,720 was. Pretty good. 685 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,800 Yeah, the last one was really good. 686 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,920 I like them together that. Was be on the point but Marvel 687 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,400 suck and win. They bought the rights. 688 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,240 They didn't even buy Doctor Who. They bought the rights to make 689 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,040 Doctor Who. BBC still owns Doctor Who, they 690 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,520 got paid to make it. Yeah, they still own all of the 691 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,680 rights to it except Disney just paid to make it and a 692 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,840 substantial amount of money. They wrecked that too. 693 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,240 How do you wreck a face changing alien Time Lord? 694 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,120 You. Can literally do anything with 695 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,840 it. The doctor before this one was 696 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,480 terrible. You're right, that was a bad 697 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,240 riding choice. It was not the doctor. 698 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,760 She was awful. It was bad riding. 699 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,120 She was not good. You're right. 700 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,400 But it's quickly fixable by starting the next season and 701 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,080 getting people who like writing it with fresh ideas. 702 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,360 Because you're working with a universe. 703 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,640 Start making more aliens up I need you're only with the 704 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,640 universe the. Only reason why I've watched any 705 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,440 episodes with the newest Doctor in it is because they did that 706 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,560 crossover with David Tennant. Oh yeah, golly. 707 00:33:54,680 --> 00:34:01,000 They completely retconned. They completely retconned that 708 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,480 he's a Time lawyer from Gallifrey. 709 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,320 They got rid of it. How do you get rid of that? 710 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,120 That's 60 years worth of television. 60 years that you 711 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,400 went. Nope, that doesn't count anymore 712 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,400 because we're Disney. Go suck a donkey, Disney. 713 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,520 Yeah, as you can tell, I'm a massive nerd. 714 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,360 No, it's okay. You can say the word Jackass 715 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:28,280 because that's in Pinocchio. But anyway, like Disney is 716 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,040 anything Disney is going to buy, and they're going to buy so much 717 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,639 more because they have the funds to do so. 718 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,120 It's. Going to be bad. 719 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,880 I don't know, Deadpool and Wolverine was all right. 720 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,600 Yeah. That's true. 721 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,199 You know why Deadpool and Wolverine was all right? 722 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,000 No, no, You know why? Because Ryan Reynolds was an 723 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,800 executive producer and Hugh Jackman were an executive 724 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,320 producer. If you want it to be good, you 725 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,600 have to have the actors as executive producers, the people 726 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,440 who like the content. Oh yeah. 727 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,760 I can't. I can't wait. 728 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,040 I can't wait for the new Avengers movie when Iron Man 729 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,920 comes out and he's like, no man, I'm actually Doctor Doom. 730 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,800 Oh my gosh, I wanna, I wanna die. 731 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,320 When the. Costco guys come out and they're 732 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,760 like, we bring the boom. What? 733 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,080 Costco guys. Why? 734 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,080 OK, second question, why did they do that? 735 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,200 Because they realize they're sucking. 736 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:29,280 The original fans bag. You know why they're losing 737 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,520 money? Because their movies are 738 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,880 literally they're going, what is a plot? 739 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,320 They have their writers sitting in the room going, I wonder what 740 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,720 a plot is. Oh, it's a gay person. 741 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,840 It's a trans person that's pushing the boundaries. 742 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,000 Disney, Disney. I'm not going to say don't put 743 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:45,600 gay. Stuff. 744 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,040 I'm not going to put some gay. I'm not saying don't be gay, 745 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,680 don't be trans, whatever. I am saying this, that's not a 746 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,040 story. It's a bullet point. 747 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,560 It's a detail that should be skipped over, including are they 748 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,920 heterosexual? I don't care. 749 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,560 No one cares if they're heterosexual. 750 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,520 No one cares. I don't care if they're making 751 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,920 out with some girl in the back room. 752 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,920 That has nothing to do with the story. 753 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,400 It's a moment of filler to get to the next point of the story. 754 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,080 And we got writers who are like, I'm pushing boundaries, 'cause 755 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,400 I'm trans, get out of here. You're pushing nothing. 756 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,120 I you know. What they should have, Doctor. 757 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,640 Sorry, Sam, sorry everybody. I don't hate trans people. 758 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,560 I don't hate gay people. I'm. 759 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,360 Just they They should have. They should. 760 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,720 Have. They they should have brought 761 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,440 out, you know, Robert Jordan Junior. 762 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,440 That's fine, but they should have brought him out as is 763 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,960 Tropic Thunder version. Yes. 764 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,200 Yes. You fools. 765 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,840 I'm Doctor Doom sucker. I'm. 766 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,440 Doctor Doom. Sucker. 767 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,400 I fully agree with that. I like that. 768 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,520 Fantastic Four, always putting my people down you. 769 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,640 See, that Silver Surfer and Fantastic Four is going to be 770 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,320 played by that one girl from the Ozarks. 771 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:04,600 No. From the Ozarks. 772 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,520 I forget. I don't know her name. 773 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,560 She's Silver Clipper. No. 774 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,520 What? No. 775 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,200 Stop it. The Invisible Woman is going to 776 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:19,320 be played by Jason. Mimosa, Oh my soul. 777 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,680 Oh man. Oh, listen. 778 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:31,160 Why literally don't put the Silver Surfer in it and did a 779 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:35,200 really awesome comic book female character cosmic level. 780 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,120 Just do that. There's there's they're they're 781 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,400 out there. Use them. 782 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,360 Why it sounds pretty hot. Silver Surfer, He's like one of 783 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,200 those guys where he's like ultra powerful, like on a cosmic 784 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,920 level, but he's like clinically depressed the entire time. 785 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,400 Yeah, I hate to. Yeah, bored with everything. 786 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,720 And I love that because the character, it's the funniest 787 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,040 thing ever. He's like this guy, like all 788 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,520 powerful. He's just like, I'm bored. 789 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,000 My whole planet died. This. 790 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,280 Nobody loves me. I lost my one true. 791 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,040 Love, that's pretty much his whole character. 792 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,720 I'm surprised I didn't know that. 793 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,920 Alex, I'm sorry I ruined your night. 794 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,400 I'm going to have an aneurysm I'm going to have. 795 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,960 An aneurysm. Disney, stop it, I swear. 796 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,480 Let's team. On Team DC in 20. 25 Let's start 797 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,960 taking female roles and casting men in them. 798 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,320 They go, they lose their minds, they lose their flipping minds. 799 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:39,040 They'd be like, all right, why can't we then make you awesome 800 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,880 female characters? You are not uplifting women by 801 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,440 giving them the same old male characters. 802 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,240 Give them better characters. I'm they're making women in 803 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,360 cinema give them great characters. 804 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,120 They're making a black cat movie from Spider Man, but it's going 805 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:59,040 to be played by James Charles. I don't know who James Charles 806 00:38:59,040 --> 00:38:59,920 is, but OK. Whatever. 807 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,680 Hey, sisters. Guess what? 808 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,160 Guess what? It honestly it honestly, they 809 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,120 came out and they said oh, Black Cat is going to be in the next 810 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,760 Spider Man movie, but we have a guy playing it. 811 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,680 I'd be just as upset. Don't do it. 812 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,560 Don't do it, devil. You know who I want to see in 813 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,720 the? Next movie he looked them up. 814 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,360 I was just typing in James Charles doing. 815 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,880 You know who I want to see in the next Suicide Squad movie? 816 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,880 Me. The. 817 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,520 Time I could die. I'm the first one to die. 818 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,640 Condiment King. Condiment King. 819 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,240 Yeah, he's got me. Give it to James Gunn. 820 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,720 No one ever thought he was gonna make the polka dot man. 821 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,440 He was cool. Batman. 822 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,400 No one thought they could make the polka dot man cool, but they 823 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,920 did. Polka dot man was pretty. 824 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,400 Cool. He was cool. 825 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,520 Team DC in 2025, baby. I don't know. 826 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,360 The Superman movie looks kind of lame, I'll be honest with you. 827 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,680 It probably won't. Be in it. 828 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,040 There's too much in it. He's falling into the same trap, 829 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,080 dude. It's got the Justice League, 830 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,280 it's got the Justice Society of America. 831 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,800 It's got crypto, it's got Superman. 832 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,200 There's a silhouette, a silhouette of Batman. 833 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,040 It's a Superman movie. Why is that 450? 834 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,280 And then and. Then give me, give me another 835 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:23,960 Nirvana inspired Batman. Something's in the way. 2026 836 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:30,640 they pushed it back. Yeah. 837 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,360 How hard is it to write a good story? 838 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,720 Is it that hard? Probably. 839 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,680 Might might see her. The and even like the new like 840 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,840 the new Captain America movie, it looks pretty. 841 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,280 Stupid man. Man, like, sure. 842 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,560 Red Hulk. Neat. 843 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,120 All right, cool. I'll let him say. 844 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:53,520 It is it gonna be? That's what it's gonna be. 845 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,920 Now I've got Captain America that has no super soldier serum 846 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,000 that's gonna be black and hit from from. 847 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,880 Captain America it. Makes. 848 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,680 Sense. It doesn't make sense at all. 849 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,000 But he's got his wings though still so. 850 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,360 That's what it's fine. They offered him the Super 851 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,960 soldier serum and. He's like, not Captain America. 852 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,920 No, I'm good. I'm cool though bro. 853 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,960 No, you're. Not you wouldn't take a super 854 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,360 soldier series shoot. Not, not any normal person. 855 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,040 I would not. Be literally not super. 856 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,600 Double dose me man double. Dose me double dose me give me a 857 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:31,080 double shot with. People with super guys trying to 858 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,120 kill me, I'm dosing it. I have to. 859 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,240 I can't be like, no, I'm a human and I'm good at fighting, so 860 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,880 I'll be OK, no. I was in the Air Force. 861 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,800 But then you're going to write in, oh, he's just that good. 862 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,600 No, he's not. No one is. 863 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,720 We started seeing it with Black Widow when she started fighting 864 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:55,400 super powered people. Yeah, started seeing it when she 865 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,240 started fighting super powered people. 866 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,160 Black Widow? Yes. 867 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,760 Was she super cool? Yes. 868 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,200 Every single movie. Loved it. 869 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,200 Guess what? Movie wasn't good. 870 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,480 She would No, the movie wasn't. It was way too late. 871 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,840 Honestly, you know, the one Marvel movie that I'm actually 872 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,520 like, not excited for, but pretty like I think it might be 873 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,560 OK, is the Thunderbolt movie. I think it might be OK. 874 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,960 I'm here for it. I'm here for that one. 875 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,320 It's got Bucky in it. It's got Red Guardian in it. 876 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,440 It's got Black Widow Part 2 in it. 877 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,880 What? I forget her name in that movie. 878 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,640 It's got the whack, captain. American real name? 879 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,840 Yeah. U.S. soldier, US agent. 880 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,200 Sorry. Yeah, I'm here for it. 881 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,640 It's got the ghost in it. I hate her, I hate her, I hate 882 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,240 her. I'm the worst. 883 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,560 Fire me. I'm not a sexist I promise. 884 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,680 I'm just sick and tired of a bad characters that you slap a 885 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,480 female into and then go this is a good character cuz there's a 886 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,600 female plane. I'm sick of it. 887 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,200 It's garbage. Garbage. 888 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,760 Thanks for the same thing. Oh, with Taskmaster. 889 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,320 Taskmaster what? Happened with Taskmaster. 890 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,320 Oh, you did it, Joey. Not broken. 891 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,880 You broke him. Is Taskmaster in the MCU now? 892 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,040 Yes. Yes, Taskmaster. 893 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,040 Taskmaster was in the Black Widow movie. 894 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,160 Taskmaster She I. Don't remember I'm. 895 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:19,160 Going to lose my mind, my ears. That was dumb. 896 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,440 That was really dumb. In as the villain but then they 897 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:27,000 said her power came from she had ausb port in her neck and that's 898 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,800 how she downloaded fighting stuff. 899 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,080 That's like a. USB in the comic. 900 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,640 Book Power. In the comic. 901 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,560 Store cool. Yeah. 902 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,600 In the comic books, Taskmaster is a man. 903 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:44,760 He's a mutant mutant, and he can instantly see a fighting style 904 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:48,600 and copy it perfectly for like half a second. 905 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,880 He sees Captain America throw one punch. 906 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,920 He can fight exactly like Captain America. 907 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:58,400 That's his power and there was no USB needed. 908 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,040 Here's the big thing. Fun fact for you in the comic 909 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:07,640 book, Sam Wilson, Sam Wilson took took the Super soldier 910 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,080 serum. US agent didn't US agent didn't 911 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,480 take the Super soldier serum. You know USA was Captain 912 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,760 America. I know, but you know how he 913 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,000 became so good? Taskmaster trained him to fight 914 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,040 Captain America and win, but you asked him how to win. 915 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,200 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Maybe we're talking about 916 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:30,040 different comic book lines because US agent is actually 917 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,240 Steve Rogers. Because Steve Rogers didn't want 918 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,360 to work for America anymore because they were like trying to 919 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,880 force something onto something. He's like, I ain't working for 920 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,960 you guys anymore. You're right. 921 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,360 You're right, Captain. American like I'm this. 922 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,840 Guy. No, no, he's nomad. 923 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,160 Then that means. Nomad. 924 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,880 And then he becomes US. Agent. 925 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,200 Is he US agent after Nomad? That was my dad. 926 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,600 I didn't follow the Captain America comic book size and I 927 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:55,440 apologize that much, but they did ruin Taskmaster, one of my 928 00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:01,360 favorite villains, and the his ability is just so cool to just 929 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,360 copy. Just see it for half a second, 930 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,120 copy perfectly. But then there's a downside to 931 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,520 that. Because he has a human brain, he 932 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,520 starts forgetting who he is as he's copying more and more, he 933 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,120 loses himself more and more. He's just flushing his mind out. 934 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:22,920 And why did Taskmaster have to be the daughter of who the Black 935 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,840 Widow was raised under in the Ballerina school? 936 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:31,880 Why? That was stupid. 937 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,200 OK. Well, I. 938 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,160 Think we should wrap it up. Fully nerd it. 939 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,200 Out to us rant, we appreciate it.