1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:03,480 Welcome everybody. And then maybe your podcast. 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:12,800 Featuring. Take 2 maybe? 3 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:24,640 No. No, no, no. 4 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:36,240 Your listeners send your prayers as we head into battle. 5 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,720 With the. Devil Main Menu podcast presents 6 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:45,280 as an inferno Will the Purdue survive TuneIn and find out. 7 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:04,349 Welcome. Welcome everyone. 8 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:07,950 Back to Memory Podcast featuring some more Z&E. 9 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:15,360 We're back at again with a new hot season and we're our DM. 10 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:19,280 Cheddar is is going to be putting us through some chafing 11 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,040 infernos. Oh no. 12 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,960 So. Man I hate when I get chafed 13 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,600 take. Take. 14 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:30,160 Take her away. All right, welcome back to Chasm 15 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,360 Inferno. I just want to, I just want to 16 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,200 say I did make some changes. All the music is going to be by 17 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,320 Jacob Lizo. Again. 18 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:41,320 I'm playing this safe because apparently, Sure, Yeah, Lizo, 19 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,840 we're taking in a new direction. It's about damn time in a 20 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,440 minute. How many? 21 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,720 I think it. Fits as a recap. 22 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,280 Let's just do a quick recap. You guys are perchers in the 23 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:59,160 land known as Limbo. Limbo being outside of all the 24 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,440 forts. You guys were tasked by Major 25 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,880 Clement to go find a professor, Professor Haggis, as he had 26 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:10,919 research on how to defeat the Ridden more effectively. 27 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:17,320 Through hardship and fighting an ogre and surviving a horde on 28 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,400 the highway and the trailer park, you guys were able to find 29 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,840 him and bring him back. Unfortunately, on the way back, 30 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,520 one of your cohorts decided, hey, I'm going to pull on the 31 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,480 worm that's in his ear and I rolled in that 20 to do it. 32 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,840 So I just pulled out half of Haggis's brain with it and he's 33 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,080 now dead. Yeah, sorry about that. 34 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:43,040 So that was the bad ending. 3. All of Haggis's, all of Doctor 35 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:51,280 Haggis's research on T5 and has been lost this this pissed off 36 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:56,640 Derek, which assumed to be like some kind of deity within like a 37 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,280 glitching matrix of your guys's universe. 38 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:03,520 And now you guys, everything's going to be a little bit harder 39 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,520 now because you decided to piss him off. 40 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,720 He's not my fault. Sorry about that. 41 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,840 My bad. So back into where you guys 42 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:17,280 research. If you guys remember, I left you 43 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:22,560 some notes inside of the journal entries of some of the people to 44 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,600 give clues. I've done that more and we're 45 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,720 just going to start off. So it's it's like a day after 46 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,480 everything went down after Major Clement kind of like what looked 47 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,160 out phased out of existence. You guys are just rummaging 48 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,640 around trying to look for supplies and in the midst of 49 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,720 chicken you, you do find you do find some chicken. 50 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,080 It's moldy. It's. 51 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,160 Kind of kind of, it's kind of two day old. 52 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:53,320 It's been sitting out in the sun, kind of stale. 53 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,000 I love it when it's like that. Really dry. 54 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:04,120 Dry, I got some juices after. After that day, you guys are 55 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,480 just rummaging around. You guys all congregate towards 56 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:11,120 the middle with crystal. But something peculiar happens. 57 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:17,120 A flash of light like snaps throughout the sky and all of 58 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,399 you start to feel really groggy, really drowsy. 59 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,760 Day Mike is again. Day Mike is just throwing up 60 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,600 profusely I'm. A projectile. 61 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:36,440 Like a busted fire hydrant. It wasn't a chicken, though. 62 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,040 He's basically an upside down geyser right now. 63 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:48,480 He's had some old friends. And as you guys, as you guys are 64 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,000 blinking everything, everything's starting to go 65 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,040 black. You like you got all of you guys 66 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:57,280 are passing out Father love. Since you are the closest and 67 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:02,360 you are now a scout, I will say that you see this but a weird. 68 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,640 It changed me. A weird creature appears. 69 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:10,000 What this? And approaches Crystal and I can 70 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:15,160 only describe this as swallows her whole and the. 71 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,160 Other way around of how she's used to. 72 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,800 That's kind of yo. And you guys are too sluggish to 73 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,480 do anything and you see this creature like I will shield her 74 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,960 and her and its belly bulges out and it starts digging. 75 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,080 It runs over to the corner and it starts digging and disappears 76 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,160 it. Kind of reminds me of the bad 77 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:37,000 guys, the Gears of War Four. I will. 78 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:42,200 Shield where it was. Yeah, you guys. 79 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,400 I wish I could have beaten a piece to that. 80 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,760 Upon waking it, a few hours has passed as the sun is now 81 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:51,520 setting. You guys pick up and you guys 82 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:55,280 are all greeted with the familiar sound of plastic 83 00:05:55,280 --> 00:06:04,520 grinding and some laughing. Where is boy big? 84 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:10,160 Caleb, Caleb, is that a? Is that a grown man on a on? 85 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,720 A trunk? What's up, losers? 86 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,760 Wait, wait a minute. Picture so good. 87 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,840 What's going on? It seems that Caleb Big Wheelis 88 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,600 has come back, but he's very noticeably older, probably 89 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,480 around like late 20s, early 30s. Oh, gross. 90 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:37,840 Oh. Yeah, that's right. 91 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,520 Now I don't have to worry about Father Love. 92 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,480 Want me to be one of these? He was. 93 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,200 Thank you. Boy. 94 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,880 Oh man, I. You know. 95 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,520 What happened to you little buddy? 96 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,960 He's big. Buddy I'm playing my big wheel 97 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,040 and it only cost me a few years of my life. 98 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:57,000 Is that cool or what? He hit the Bielberg D big. 99 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,920 Deal. As you guys look at his big 100 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,440 wheel you notice that there is like an actual motor on the back 101 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,320 of it and has like serrated blades on his handles. 102 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:09,280 Oh wow. Hey little buddy. 103 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,120 I mean, I want older. You want to you want to share 104 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,000 some of my paint, some of my crown on gold flake? 105 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,920 I got a little. I appreciate that man, but you 106 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,000 know, I'm I'm going to hold off for now. 107 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:21,680 I'm going to. Save it. 108 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,440 Stop. Acting like stop acting like 109 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:28,640 your grandfather to him. Not, but I'm not. 110 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:33,120 Gay. We know you're not gay, man. 111 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,640 We're just gonna, we're gonna go ahead and find you a woman at 112 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,400 the next town we stop at. Cool. 113 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,440 Hey, it's it's not gay if you pray it away. 114 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,480 Oh. OK, as you guys are talking, I 115 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,040 want you guys to roll a perception check for me. 116 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:56,800 All right, Day, Mike. Yours would be -4 I believe. 19. 117 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,720 Yeah, it's quite a bit. OK, well, what? 118 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,800 Yeah, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. 119 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,120 It doesn't matter. Father Love rolled in 19, He has 120 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,360 a damage. I rolled a -1. 121 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:15,440 He is he is face paint or face deep into his paint can. 122 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,000 Is in the inserting paint can into a mouth. 123 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:29,200 So father love you find you find a map with like a note on it 124 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:33,440 where major climate used to be. And the map looks like it leads 125 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:37,520 from Fort sanctuary where you guys are to what looks like a 126 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,880 bank. And the note describes that he 127 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,799 has like a like a deposit box that might have some like good 128 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:46,720 stuff in it. So that could be like a good 129 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,120 starting point for you guys to get supplies. 130 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,880 Since when you guys woke up, all of your equipments been like 131 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,560 reset and changed and like down to like the lowest quality 132 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,320 possible? I feel different. 133 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:03,440 I have clean underwear now. Yeah, this is. 134 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,320 Weird. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 135 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,520 Is your underwear white with brown streaks? 136 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,160 Because I don't have any anymore. 137 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,480 Those were white when you bought them. 138 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,200 Yeah, but mine had brown strikes on the inside and the outside. 139 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,240 They were white when you bought them. 140 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:26,720 Turned them inside out so. Hey, hey, God's children, I need 141 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,080 you to pay attention. Oh, that's not me. 142 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:33,360 Well, no, it is even. Even the most degenerate and 143 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:38,200 undeserving are his children. I found this. 144 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:43,400 I found this map that'll take us to a bank vault where we can 145 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,760 find some goodies. Sweet money. 146 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,240 What kind of goodies? Candy. 147 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,720 I can't have candy. It does. 148 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,160 Keto Now. It'll it'll give us some cool 149 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,440 things. Money buys Taco meat. 150 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:02,320 What kind of things? Kylon gold flake and ballerina 151 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,600 shoes. Yes. 152 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,560 I was battling. No wonder. 153 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,440 What are your money gonna get for me? 154 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,400 Tell me what I want, guy. Is there guns there? 155 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:13,440 I'm out of here. There's. 156 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,160 Millions of guns. There are guns. 157 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,480 Why did you not say this first time? 158 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,160 Because I wanted it for myself. I will go. 159 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,600 I roll on advantage to find guns. 160 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,880 And shoot. God man, Mr. Master does. 161 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,280 But there is a little caveat for that. 162 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,800 I didn't account for like chess and stuff like that. 163 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,960 So you'll just roll like like a certain die like I tell you to, 164 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,960 and then you'll just see what's in the chest, the finding guns. 165 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,280 It's like just anywhere, essentially. 166 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,080 I have that same ability. Nobody tell me what? 167 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,600 You have you have the that's his passive. 168 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:52,560 I believe you have the one that makes a lootable chest appear 169 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:56,080 more often. That's like, yeah, class 170 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,480 passive, yeah. Yeah, so Father Love Actually 171 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:03,680 has a couple of like team perks that will make your guys's lies 172 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,920 a lot, a lot easier. And that's being the gunsmith, 173 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,440 which allows you to transfer attachments to new weapons you 174 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:12,160 find and have lootable chest appear more often. 175 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,480 He has screwdriver. I did help the team quite a bit, 176 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,600 so yeah. I like this. 177 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:23,600 I give everybody plus one to their Max uses on all weapons. 178 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,040 Yeah. Is that reflected on her sheet? 179 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,560 Yes, I have. I have everything filled out to 180 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,400 way that they should be. OK, sweet. 181 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,640 Yes, Sir. So what is everyone's plan? 182 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,720 Let us go to bank. Yeah. 183 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,240 What is delay? My underwear is clean, I'm ready 184 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,960 to go. OK, Oh it's not mine then. 185 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:46,880 I wonder where mine went. I don't have underwear, my 186 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:51,520 token, Mr. Master. I'm still wearing my thong. 187 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,800 Oh dear. I see whale tail when he bend 188 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,600 over earlier. So you guys decide to head out. 189 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:15,290 You follow the map to where it leads and you and it leads you 190 00:12:15,290 --> 00:12:19,770 to somewhere kind of familiar. It leads you to the same highway 191 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:24,570 before and you see like all the bodies of like the ridden that 192 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:27,520 you've already killed, like on the ground, you see the. 193 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,440 Diddy happen. It did. 194 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,480 Man, I remember back when I had that Little Rock, the launcher I 195 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,080 could pull out of my back pocket. 196 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,720 You don't have back pocket. Yeah, that was pretty nice. 197 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,120 Oh yeah, that's right, it wasn't my pocket. 198 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,280 Prison was it was his prison pocket. 199 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,360 I'm not gay. Yeah, the last. 200 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,280 OK. The way that the map shows you 201 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:57,920 where you need to go is to the right of or if you guys are 202 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,840 coming down, it would be to your guys's left. 203 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,880 All right, so just down here. I'm bad with maps, I'm just 204 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:08,240 going to say that right now. Does everyone have control 205 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,760 right? OK, I. 206 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,200 Don't know about Caleb. Caleb, do you have control of 207 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,800 your token? I do, I do. 208 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,440 It's just a little bit slow. OK, I want to jump on back of 209 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:21,000 big wheel father. Love my big wheel brother. 210 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,800 We are going over. Everyone stop moving. 211 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,720 Everyone stop moving. OK other love I was. 212 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:32,440 I was going to wait for Svetlana to make a perception check, but 213 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:40,600 you can't stumble across what looks like 3 new mutations. 214 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,640 What? They they seem jittery. 215 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:52,040 They seem like the reactions are like 10 times better than your 216 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,160 guys's. You see a couple of them like 217 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,000 vibrate really fast and they're like arms seems to like 218 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,960 disappear. OK. 219 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,480 And I need everyone to roll initiative I'm. 220 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,600 Going to start sucking down some crawling gold plate to speed me 221 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,400 up. Help. 222 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:13,840 Help. I hear everybody. 223 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,200 I hear commotion. Got the bands. 224 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,160 Over here. Just blow the breath of God on 225 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:24,520 them. These private jets with all the 226 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:30,680 normal people. So you guys are currently 227 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,680 fighting these guys called Dashers. 228 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,520 Dashers all the latest game. Yes. 229 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,440 It's a mutation that heavily relies on the running speed to 230 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,680 overwhelm expose. Some reports say that dashers 231 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,960 can phase, making them impervious to attacks. 232 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:52,240 And they're nice. Yeah, their hands are knife 233 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,200 light that can slice through any steel with relative ease. 234 00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:00,520 And rumors state that they can seemingly teleport places and 235 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,000 the re spot is their legs. I'm sorry to watch. 236 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,160 Seems like they came from Dead Space 3. 237 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:14,000 They were in the second one too. What's funny is that I wasn't 238 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,520 even thinking of Dead Space when I was creating these because I I 239 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,640 made this up. That's exactly what they are, 240 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,760 though. Yeah, that's. 241 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,360 Awesome. Hey, day, Mike. 242 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,880 You're up first. Way over there. 243 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,000 He's way over there. Day, Mike. 244 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:34,160 Yeah, I'm, I'm coming, buddy. Daytime, Michael, we are this 245 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,160 way. I got it. 246 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,760 Hey, I was following the map. It's not my fault that he was 247 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,560 going the wrong way. I don't know why either. 248 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,200 He's like barbed wire fence. Drive over and pick him up and 249 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,120 drive him back real fast so he's ready for bat. 250 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,680 All right, OK, so I got an idea. But Father Love's going to have 251 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,760 to come back this way. I'll keep my bat and. 252 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,320 It's going to involve we need to throw a bunch of glass on the 253 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:07,440 ground for these for these little guys to run through be 254 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,480 like a bunch of call Trump's. OK. 255 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,760 I'll distract them. OK. 256 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,560 My grandpa really liked those. He. 257 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,440 Loves them, fails too. I'm not gay. 258 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:23,160 And. Dave Mike Can't really do 259 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,680 anything from this distance to them. 260 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,720 What would you like to do? Dave, Mike. 261 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,760 Hey, we have attention. Hey you bunch of idiots over 262 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,760 here, No, don't. Distract them. 263 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,480 I've got something. I'll give it to you. 264 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,120 OK, so never mind. Run for life. 265 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,760 I'm still not gay. He's not. 266 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,400 Father love it is return. Well, so First off I just want 267 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,840 to tell. You that you do not have the 268 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,280 power of the Lord. On your side. 269 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,120 In fact, you've got the power of the. 270 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,120 Devil on your side and. You owe him out to anything. 271 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,160 Because he's just. Me and my God and you don't have 272 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,240 anything to stand on except for. Gas grenade. 273 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:13,560 All right, gas grenade. You throw a canister of gas that 274 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,440 covers a 4 by 4 tile area and every ridden is stunned in main 275 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,200 and it oh and it lasts for two turns so go ahead and take out 276 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,599 your take off your stamina for it. 277 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,359 Yep, and it's on. A yellow part. 278 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,680 So look, what would you do? Eat a bunch of hot dogs and then 279 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,560 fart. Yeah, I don't see what happened. 280 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,600 It looked like he farted. A lower provided for me. 281 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,760 So I'm guessing it doesn't matter because it doesn't affect 282 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:41,280 you guys, but where would you like the square? 283 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,920 Like right? Here, get all of them. 284 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,120 Yeah. Big cheese, man. 285 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,120 OK. Not bad. 286 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,880 Bigger, bigger Swiss man. I have not set up. 287 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,000 Double hit any of them that's. Four and four. 288 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,400 Now that's three. That's four. 289 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,480 There we go. Wait, you don't want in cloud? 290 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,040 Doesn't hurt me, doesn't hurt me. 291 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,440 I'm fine. Yeah, he can smell his own 292 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,400 farts, you have. His 995 mask. 293 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,120 You have. No no, I just blow the COVID 294 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:23,640 away. Father love, you have one more 295 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,840 action that. You can do it's no. 296 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,200 OK, you would still have a action to do because there's 297 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,080 movement action and then there's action. 298 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,520 I'm a Molly whop this one with my. 299 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,960 Pirate. OK. 300 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:48,720 Volleyball. 1616 you I don't. Have that stamina for it Never. 301 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,440 Mind, yeah, you don't have the stamina. 302 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,520 OK. We put him in exhausted bees or 303 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,600 you need the cost. No he can, he can use it. 304 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,560 He would just be at zero and he won. 305 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:05,480 In his next turn, he has to spend an action to regen as an 306 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,760 extra. Diet Health he would Goku power 307 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,760 up. Right all. 308 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:17,920 Right you How far can you? Run. 309 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,640 We have. 4. Let me let me double check. 310 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,560 Movements. Four. 311 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,800 Yeah, Yeah. So you're able to move 4 tiles 312 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,800 3-4. Good job. 313 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,000 You want to count? Yay. 314 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,360 Wait, what comes after three? Sucks. 315 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,720 The dash is. They're not. 316 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,320 They're just saying what's on my mind. 317 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,680 They're not able to do anything because they're stunned. 318 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,680 It's vet Lana Molotov. I see there is semi truck in 319 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,640 between us. I'm laying down. 320 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,840 Blow it up. Can I see them in the cloud? 321 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,720 They'll send the metal shards all over the road. 322 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,400 We got to put shrapnel all over the road, I'm telling you. 323 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,880 Are you're saying you're laying prong? 324 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,440 Do you? Look on their truck. 325 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,960 Yes, line of sight. Yeah, you can. 326 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,840 Trailers are usually high off it. 327 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,680 Yeah, you can. You can see them I. 328 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,800 Mean I could just. Plop it's like it's like it's 329 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,760 not like it's like invisible gas type of thing. 330 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,680 It's like is off that effect of like that, that Oasis effect 331 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,680 where you just see the air move. You just see the like air like 332 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,200 moving essentially. We're eleven hit. 333 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,360 There's an 11 hit. I gotta check because I don't 334 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:39,680 have these guys memorized yet. Their DC is 12. 335 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,440 OK, I miss. Hold on, let me let me check 336 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,200 what Maine does again. There's stun 2. 337 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,440 No, there's stun that should. Lower. 338 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,760 Oh yeah, there's stun that that lower. 339 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,520 Yeah, yeah, don't I hit. You do hit, but you do not hit 340 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:56,280 their weak spot. Non low spot weak spot kill 341 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,080 shot. OK, I like this draft. 342 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:03,280 Yeah, like I have. I I, oh, it's so much cleaner 343 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,280 now. It's not a weak spot. 344 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,320 So not we spot which one were you hitting again? 345 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,920 The one closest. One closest OK. 346 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:16,240 The one closest. Roll your damage. 26. 20 OK. 347 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:22,880 Boom. He's not caught down, but he is 348 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,240 He is teetering on the edge. That's all weird. 349 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,200 Yep. Thanks much. 350 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,080 You do have my you do have that character sheet I made for you, 351 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,880 right? Yeah, sure I do. 352 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,520 I got it ready. Awesome. 353 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,280 Like the little handle meter too, That's cool. 354 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,720 Oh yeah, like did it in my meter. 355 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:48,680 Yeah, just to help keep track. I am going to do a drive by 356 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:53,800 attack on this sucker closest. OK, so the one that's severely 357 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,920 hurt. Yes, question. 358 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,440 Real quick question for you though. 359 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,000 If I do a drive by, can I drive right between the middle of 360 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,280 these suckers right here in them all with my bladed handles? 361 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,960 Actually, yeah, yeah, we'll allow that because you have 362 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,520 blades on both sides, so it just makes sense. 363 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,640 All right. I'm gonna do that again. 364 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,680 OK, accuracy, I believe I. Can just click the drive by 365 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,720 again right? But I still. 366 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,640 Have to, yeah, you can. Yeah. 367 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,040 Just click the drive by. It should have drive by act and 368 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,080 yeah, there you can. That definitely hits off. 369 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,840 To AD. Yep. 370 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,680 What's that? Action points or it's combat 371 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,320 action system. It's your combat actions. 372 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,520 I just. I just typed it wrong. 373 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,600 OK, so you drive by you, you Rev up your your motorized big wheel 374 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,920 and just just kneecap all of them. 375 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:50,040 Essentially you kill this guy and you do big damage to the 376 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,160 second. Actually, they're weak spots are 377 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,160 their legs. Damage. 378 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,400 You just outright kill them, all of them because they're weak 379 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,880 spot are their legs. Wrong buddy, I did something. 380 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:06,280 Good job, Father Love. You can give you can refill your 381 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,920 stamina bar and see what you guys are now out of combat. 382 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,920 So now since everybody can see me, I just sit there and kind of 383 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,240 hunch over and just. Yeah, you're so you're, so 384 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,320 you're bent over and your, your back is just bowing back and 385 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,960 forth because you're just so out of breath. 386 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,480 It looks like he's twerking. I can't see from. 387 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,840 Here. Yeah, it looks like he's 388 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,320 twerking. That's. 389 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,840 Kind of hot. I mean, he's not gay. 390 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:33,800 I never did a group. It's OK for me because I am 391 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,120 woman. Yeah. 392 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,520 You're pretty hot. What I know? 393 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,760 Want to go for a ride on my big wheel? 394 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,400 I didn't recognize it the last time I saw you, but. 395 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,080 Yes, I will take. Ride you're not too. 396 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:53,960 You're not too bad look. I know I will get on back and 397 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,600 reload. My there's a spot right here, 398 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,400 right on my lap, right here. Little kitties on my lap. 399 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:08,120 Fine, but if I feel something pop up then I'm going to decline 400 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,960 your offer. Oh, please. 401 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,720 You know you'll like it. Come on. 402 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,240 OK, I get done. So it does. 403 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,760 All right, let's roll. I don't Danny. 404 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,320 Danny has walked out. I'm assuming you all followed 405 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,040 the map. Yeah, I was trying to. 406 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,440 Everybody was making fun of me because I was going the right 407 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,000 way. When did I make fun again? 408 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,000 Well, not everybody. Sorry buddy. 409 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,480 That's all dude. We're still. 410 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:39,760 Friends going right on the highway, you guys notice on the 411 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:44,400 map that it has like a little bit of a subroute, essentially 412 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,480 like it breaks off a little bit and it ends somewhere. 413 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:51,280 The subroute, it doesn't lead to the bank, but it does look like 414 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:55,840 it leads somewhere if you guys want to or you follow that new 415 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,040 sub route or if you guys just want to go to the bank. 416 00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,600 That's fine too. Sub route. 417 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,400 I don't know where it goes. Why would we do? 418 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,720 I like Subs. Yeah, it has like some kind of 419 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,000 like unmarked square. I like Turkey and cheese with 420 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,160 tomato and mayonnaise. I'm a pretty good sub. 421 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,640 My big wheels, my big wheel is set for off roading. 422 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,480 So let's do this thing. What is that over there? 423 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,160 There's Subway. Yeah, there's. 424 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,240 Subway, get me flatbread. I will go. 425 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:31,720 Yes. A chicken bacon ranch on a 426 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:35,320 flatbread 12 inch. Go ahead and toast it for me 427 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,720 with I'll take some provolone cheese on that, some lettuce, 428 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,920 tomato, black olives and Pickles. 429 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,560 Put some Chipotle Southwest on there and some ranch. 430 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,480 Wow. Sir, we serve food here. 431 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,600 You're the little kid. Deliver that to the church, 432 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,880 please. Sir, this is a Chili's. 433 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:03,000 Take a triple dipper. So you guys take this little sub 434 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,920 route. It's it's off the path. 435 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,800 There's no like clear padding in like the the city or anything 436 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,080 that kind of leads to this the way there is littered with like 437 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,360 burnt cars and broken light posts and all that. 438 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,560 But. Just like my front yard. 439 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,560 Yeah, just like Day Mike's front yard. 440 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,960 You don't want to see his the inside of his garage though. 441 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,760 No, there's a lot of empty paint cans. 442 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,960 You guys eventually make it to where? 443 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,400 This map. And you come to find out it is 444 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:40,040 it's a safe house. Inside the safe house, you find 445 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,120 that each of you, there's four chests for each of you. 446 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,360 It looks like they I. Will open one supplies or a 447 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:52,120 surprise what thy roll? Roll A2D20. 448 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,960 Well, it's all a surprise 'cause you got to open. 5. 449 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,440 Two and a three. 19 Five. All. 450 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,960 Right. And eight. 451 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,960 OK, so I'm taking the individual roll so. 452 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,080 Hey, guys. Oh geez. 453 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:14,840 OK, so Joey, you rolled A2 and A3A2 is a main deck card and a 454 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,600 three is an assault rifle. So I need you to roll a 1D. 455 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,080 I need you to roll A1D6 33 so you find a ranch. 456 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:28,120 A worn ranch rifle. Cool Ranch Ranch dressing rifle. 457 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,160 Pretty much, yeah. I want 1000 island ranching 458 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:35,840 rifle. What quality warn? 459 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,640 I'll wear you out, baby. Say that again. 460 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,240 It's a I'll wear you out, baby. OK. 461 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,520 Not the. So it is WARN, Yeah, it's a it's 462 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,200 a WARN ranch rifle. OK, you can switch it out for 463 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,760 your your Barrett, but you you really don't have anywhere to 464 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,880 hold it. So you can either switch out 465 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,200 your. On my back. 466 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,680 Right, it's OK. And the card that you find. 467 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,760 Let me spin the wheel. It will wheel. 468 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,720 That's awesome. I do I like. 469 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,440 OK, you can. You can choose to take this 470 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,480 card, but it's the scar tissue card. 471 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:19,480 It gives you plus one physical resistance plus three AR, but 472 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,800 you lose 10 health. Ten Health. 473 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,200 Yeah. Permanently, yeah. 474 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,400 Plus plus. What are they pluses again? 475 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,400 Plus one physical resistance and plus three acid resistance. 476 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,800 Zero in both of those right now. But you'll lose 10 HP. 477 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,960 I mean, one point of resistance is just one point of health 478 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,120 though, right? No. 479 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,680 Well, technically, yeah. I will not take. 480 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,040 OK, All right, So you just. Look at your Chard and and I set 481 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,240 it down. You just leave the chest. 482 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,200 B. All right, let's see. 483 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,560 Danny, you've rolled in. Are you switching it out for 484 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,720 your sniper? No. 485 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,920 OK, then you can't really take it. 486 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,480 Dang it. Let's see, let me go back to 487 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,520 where I was. I forgot where I was. 488 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,160 There we go, Danny. You rolled A1 in an 18A1. 489 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,840 Gets you a basic card. The 18 also gives you a basic 490 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,400 card. Yeah, roll 2, roll a 2D four. 491 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,880 Yeah, they're just basic cards. I'm just basic. 492 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:26,240 Yeah a 2 and a three that gives you a damage up and a stamen 493 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,920 stamina up basic card it's. 2 So now my damage is +2, right? 494 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,240 Yep, Yep. And then you get the stamina, 495 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,600 not the stamina region, so you would get. 496 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,560 It's already had already had already had damage up card so. 497 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,360 Yeah, you can stack those. OK, basic cards that you can 498 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,200 stack. OK, OK, Mr. Master, you've 499 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:51,280 rolled a A2 and A6A2 gets you a main deck card and A6 gets you 500 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,800 do do do do it gets you a shotgun, but I need you to roll 501 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,680 A1 day 4 for what? Shotgun you. 502 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:03,920 You found all right. A4 you found A, you found AI 503 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,320 need AGM roll disc? That's weird. 504 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,040 You found a good quality Super 90 shotgun? 505 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,000 I want it. You want it. 506 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,480 You want to switch it out. Yeah. 507 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,600 All right, so after all this, I'll go through and I'll switch 508 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,960 everyone's stuff. Yeah. 509 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:27,560 And then Alex rolled A1 in a 17, so he gets a basic card and he 510 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,160 can't really use that. He gets 2 basic cards. 511 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,240 Basic Yeah. You gonna roll A2D4 for him? 512 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,760 I can do it, I'll GM roll it. OK? 513 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,440 He gets the same as you. He gets a damage up and A and a 514 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,720 stamina or he can take the two damage that he rolled I'm. 515 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,440 Sure you'd prefer to not do? That. 516 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:50,040 Yeah, do you want the, do you want a + 2 damage Alex or do you 517 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,320 want more stamina plus one damage? 518 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,560 +2 damage. +2 damage. All right, sounds good. 519 00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:00,560 So let me go through and you guys can take this opportunity 520 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,880 to talk or what have you. It's my birthday. 521 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,720 What have you. And your accuracy goes down to 522 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,080 for a shotgun. That that's just, that's just 523 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,480 it's innate thing for that weapon. 524 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:17,280 I'll never hit anything. Well with the with the shotguns 525 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,000 though, you get if you're like right up next to them you get a 526 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,160 + 2 I believe. Oh, OK. 527 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,840 Well, that's kind of nice. Well, it's, yeah, it's not 528 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,640 terrible for you because you got you. 529 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,320 You physically cannot use your aim actions. 530 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,240 Yeah, it's true. OK, Mr. Master, what did you 531 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,240 roll again? You rolled a you rolled a main 532 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,760 deck card. I forgot to roll for that for 533 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,000 you. Oh. 534 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,040 Yeah. All right, let me spin the 535 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,400 wheel. You can take a ride on my big 536 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:48,640 black tractor. You, Mr. Master, get the Oh, you 537 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,160 get the spare padding card where? 538 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,360 And it's a team card, so everyone gets +2 physical 539 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,440 resistance and +2 acid resistance. 540 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,960 Do you wish to take it? What? 541 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,160 What was it now? Everyone everyone in the party 542 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,640 would get +2 physical resistance and +2 acid resistance. 543 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,280 Yeah, what was the name of the card? 544 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,840 Spare padding. I mean, yeah, I may as well. 545 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,520 All right. Cool, cool, cool. 546 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,360 Thank you, daytime Michael. Yeah, you know, I mean, you got 547 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,040 to be about the theme sometimes. I mean, I know you guys don't 548 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,840 really like me. Yes, I don't like you man. 549 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,880 You're the only one, buddy. Yeah. 550 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,320 That's all you need, guy. Guess me. 551 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,640 Yeah, I don't like you, but I don't know you very well. 552 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,040 I mean, I know some things about that I don't like, but maybe 553 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,680 there are other things that I do like. 554 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,160 Yeah, so now everyone has a little bit of goodies. 555 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,720 Yeah. Thanks buddy. 556 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,320 You guys can start making your way to the bank. 557 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:47,880 I will go. So as you guys make your way, 558 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:53,800 you go through a lot of alleys and all this other stuff that a 559 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,760 city has around roundabouts. And I found out in the eastern 560 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,320 coast they called those rotaries. 561 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,240 What? Yeah. 562 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,240 On the roundabouts. Yeah. 563 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,440 I. Gotta be weird. 564 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,160 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's like, call it a water 565 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:13,600 fountain, a bubbler. All right, so you guys make it 566 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,920 wheel service, You guys make it to a street where there is a 567 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,320 library to your left rank and and just across the library is a 568 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,440 yeah, that that said City Hall. So I crossed it out and I just 569 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,920 put bank. Bank now deal with it. 570 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,200 I love it. Behind it, there's a bank that 571 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,440 has like a gated entrance, what looks like. 572 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:42,680 And then connected to the bank, there is a part of the City Hall 573 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,160 that I also forgot to cross out and go, whoa, where did somebody 574 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:46,800 go? Ha ha ha. 575 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,440 Oh. I I forgot to update your token 576 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,320 on this one. Mr. Master. 577 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:50,720 I'm sorry. Oh, wait. 578 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,320 Update my token. Oh, I don't need to update, it's 579 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,120 fine I. Don't know you got, you got it 580 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,800 now and I got to update your value, your stamina value there. 581 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,640 You go there. You go no problem the. 582 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,240 Lord the may the Lord bless you. It's. 583 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,120 The most right man. The library looks locked. 584 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,920 Locked down rundown doesn't look like you'll probably find 585 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,880 anything in it, but you can try to enter the bank. 586 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,120 Well, actually I want everyone to roll initiative or not 587 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,400 initiative. Perception. 588 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:28,239 We all put Freudian slip. 19. You get rolled in the wow, OK, 589 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:33,800 everyone's everyone sees this, but there is a a snitch. 590 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,840 A snitch. Is this golden? 591 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,719 Snitches get stitches. He's kind of plowing around. 592 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,960 He doesn't see you guys yet, you just hear like the little high 593 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,320 pitched whales that it does. What? 594 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,480 But but it isn't alerted. Do you guys what you want to do? 595 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,639 And we sneak up behind him. Yeah, he's kind of. 596 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,200 The sickness off of him. He doesn't notice that you guys 597 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,000 are there. All right, everybody, let's hold 598 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,800 hands and let's pray over them, OK? 599 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,400 I'm not. Repeat after me. 600 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:11,520 Dear Lord, I don't need this ticket. 601 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,440 What did you say again? I will. 602 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,600 I will shoot. No. 603 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,160 You'll just, you'll just shoot. What? 604 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,720 What It cannot shriek. Then horrible will come upon us. 605 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,120 Roll your accuracy. Everybody will know. 606 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,840 Nobody will know. These things hear loud noise all 607 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,200 the time. I never heard somebody coming up 608 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,040 behind them and tell them they're not gay you. 609 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:38,080 Haven't the end roll your damage weak spot? 610 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,080 The snitch doesn't really have a weak spot, it just has genuinely 611 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,400 low health. Yeah, it's mouth. 612 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,680 Yeah. So it can't snitch anymore. 613 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,880 All right, so you turn it into red mist. 614 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,000 Oh, oh, you got it all over me. He's approaching it. 615 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,280 Yeah. This is not Taco seasoning. 616 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,240 Like those older cartoons where they're like, wait a minute, 617 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,680 we're taking exaggerated, hey, Mike's taking exaggerated steps. 618 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,520 All of a sudden, the snitch in front of him just blows up. 619 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,160 And it just tastes like pizza. You. 620 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,640 Know. It's not bad. 621 00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,400 That's you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take some of the flesh and 622 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,160 save it for later, OK? I'm not hungry right now. 623 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:24,480 OK. Perception. 624 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,720 For me it's. Oh, it's not Michael's turn to 625 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:32,760 cook dinner, is it? A9 It'd be a nine, yeah. 626 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:38,440 It would be kind of hard to miss this, but there is a what looks 627 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,760 like to be a pretty decent sized swarm. 628 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,440 Decent sized swarm within the gates. 629 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,240 OK. It looks like there are 20 630 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,720 common written inside of it. All right. 631 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,120 If only my friend Cletus were here. 632 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,200 He'd know what to do. He'd take them all out. 633 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,800 So what would you guys like to do? 634 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,920 He was a gentle lover. So is this the? 635 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,160 Is this the opening here? Yeah. 636 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:10,000 So over here where the pillars kind of skip, it looks like 637 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,680 there's an opening right here too. 638 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,480 Yes. There's definitely an opening 639 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,960 there, I can see that from here. All right, I want to run up 640 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,680 here. Of course you do. 641 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,800 Why wouldn't you? Well, I I'm trying to help you 642 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,000 guys out you. Don't see it yet. 643 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,640 I'm going to run up here and climb up on the fence. 644 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,200 Wow, roll a flat, roll a flat 20 for me so that Lana, you also 645 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,880 roll a flat 20 for me. Flat 14. 646 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,960 Getting well, Sir, out of sight. That's not fair. 647 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,880 Caleb, Big Wheel, let's roll a flat D20 for me. 648 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,280 Uh oh, you got it. Most Oh. 649 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,520 Solid one I hope. That's good. 650 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:53,240 So here Day Mike and Svetlana, you guys are both sneaking up on 651 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:57,480 this, on this wooden swarm. You guys don't make a single 652 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,600 sound. Even with Day Mike climbing the 653 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,560 fence, they do not notice him. Caleb Big Wheel is and his 654 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:19,800 motorized Big Wheel straight and they are aware of all of your 655 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,760 guys's presence and roll initiative for me. 656 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,240 You know, in hindsight, maybe I should have had him be the 657 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,280 distraction. I'm just. 658 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,960 I'm just going to go back to Sanctuary. 659 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,440 It's fine. What I got to roll to go back? 660 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,600 It's the swarms turn, they can't really do anything. 661 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,960 I don't think they're. They can come towards me, 662 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,680 they're moving there. They will take the loudest noise 663 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,520 and they will run towards the scale of big Wheelers. 664 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,760 They get to the fence and they start climbing it. 665 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,440 Oh. Crap climbing. 666 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,760 Pet Lana Molotov, it's your turn. 667 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,560 Pain. It's not a wire, right? 668 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:12,760 You're all annoying. Rain. 669 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,080 I will aim Magic Hill. OK F here. 670 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,720 Weak spot did. Common written don't really have 671 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:27,560 weak spots but they like this. They just have genuinely low 672 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:31,800 health. 27 I'm looking to line up as many head shots with one 673 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:39,480 bullet as I can. So you do line up a headshot, 674 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:44,240 you completely blow one. Out of the that was warm. 675 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,680 Not the first. Time you hit, you hit another 676 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,640 one, but the bullet velocity slowed down enough to where it 677 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,760 didn't kill the second one. Thank you. 678 00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,200 And as you note, as you look further, they seem significantly 679 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,480 tougher than before when you guys fought them. 680 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:11,840 They Mike, it is your turn. Hey, a bunch of uglies. 681 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,640 I got Taco meat over here. And then I'm gonna, I'm gonna 682 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,040 shoot my shotgun into the middle of them. 683 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,560 Do you move closer? No, I'm staying on the fence. 684 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,960 I want them to come my direction. 685 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,640 OK, your shotgun will have minus accuracy since it's outside of 686 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,520 its effective range. That's fine I guess. 687 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,880 I mean, I already can't hit anything with it. 688 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:40,960 You rolled it, rolled A0 takes a louder noise. 689 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,800 Technically it would be negative. 690 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,560 OK, I will. I will allow it to where they 691 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,920 start running towards you, but we'll move on a square towards 692 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,840 you. You have one more action. 693 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,320 Have another action. Yeah, everyone gets 2 actions. 694 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,800 Oh I didn't realize it was 2. Yeah, 2 combat actions and one 695 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,960 movement and one aiming action. Oh. 696 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,120 Yeah, I only shoot the ones because I have to aim. 697 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:10,600 Well my cars. Well, your weapon requires 2 698 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,480 action points to fire or combat points to fire. 699 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,880 That's weird. All right, so I'll just shoot 700 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,360 them again. Oh, I hit. 701 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,360 Damn it. It's my bad. 702 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:23,720 Let's see what happens. Real accuracy again, yeah -6. 703 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:29,760 You're gun jams on your neck, you have to take an action too 704 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,960 under in it. Yeah, I'm going to start banging 705 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:39,400 it against the fence. That would drop them closer 706 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,080 towards you, Father Love. It's your turn. 707 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,120 Oh my. God. 708 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:50,800 Oh dear. Well, I'm going to move up to to 709 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,040 my friend here and. Stick in the gate, guys. 710 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,640 Hey slut. Lana. 711 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:02,040 What did you say to me? I said, hey, So what are you 712 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:08,880 trying to? Do OK, I shoot. 713 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:13,000 Gun makes shooting. What's my I'm gonna say? 714 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,920 You're gonna do that, huh? Yeah. 715 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,560 I suggest you you'll do the same. 716 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,640 So can I just like heat my gas grenade over there? 717 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,200 Sure. It will sound that make it 718 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,120 easier to shoot. I like one thing, easier to 719 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,240 shoot sometimes. You do not have enough throwing 720 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,720 range for that. Dang it. 721 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:39,720 And even if you were to throw it far enough, you're Mac throwing. 722 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:44,000 You won't even get them with the range of the gas grenade. 723 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:53,000 OK, well, So what if I just OK, that's an interesting noise. 724 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,560 What if I just, I'm going to aim my MP5 and then I'm going to 725 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,640 shoot it. Boom. 726 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:03,160 OK, go ahead and roll accuracy then. 20, not 20. 727 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,560 OK, so you do hit them very hard. 728 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,000 How many uses are you using? I would recommend 3. 3. 729 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:19,120 OK, so go into the MP5 damage at the top and then you'll have a 730 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:23,320 drop down. Yep, triple, triple, Yep, 20 731 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,480 well times that by two. So it's created. 732 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:32,560 So you get a you, you blow blow away four of them inside this. 733 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,520 Is that is that how it's supposed to do it? 734 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,560 Slot later? It looks like I did better than 735 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:37,760 you did. Yes. 736 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,360 You did more damage than she did, yes. 737 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:44,280 Somehow I'm amazed. Big Caleb. 738 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,200 Big Wheelers. That's right, baby. 739 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,040 You keep doing. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 740 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,360 Sorry, sorry, sorry. You have another combat. 741 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,000 Do you have another combat action? 742 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,360 Is it? Do I though say AIM? 743 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,960 So you have 1 Amy action that's different than the combat 744 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:02,240 actions. So if you were to fire again, it 745 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,800 would have to be hip fire. OK. 746 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,040 Yeah, let's skip. It OK, Caleb, Big Wheelers is 747 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,840 your turn. Yeah, what up, baby? 748 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,320 Yeah, what up? Baby. 749 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,920 Yeah. Little do they know. 750 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,680 Yeah. What up? 751 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:24,360 I upgraded my tricycle while they were out and now it has a 752 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,680 pretty awesome radio. That's what I'm talking about. 753 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,560 He's bumping it. He's bumping it to Motörhead. 754 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:36,040 No no no no no no no. I plugged my ATAC into my ATAC 8 755 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:42,240 player Ash start. No, no, that's what I'm feeling 756 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,720 sad right now. I feel like fighting. 757 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,160 I slide my eight track in, I turn it up high and the mellow 758 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,120 sounds of Huey Lewis in the news they threw and they're asking, 759 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,280 do I believe in love? Stop. 760 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,680 Coming just a couple days off SO. 761 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,880 Much to do, so much to see no one. 762 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,920 Throwing it there. That's not Huey Lewis in the 763 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,120 news. I heard Smash Mouth on there 764 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,760 earlier. My favorite group. 765 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,600 Let's see. Everybody wants to be a rock 766 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:16,400 star. Let's see what I got here and 767 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:20,600 you. Take. 768 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:30,480 Baby harder. I'm going to Is there an open 769 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,840 lane to drive through this in a drive by the? 770 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:40,320 Gates are currently closed, so you can use one of your 771 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,840 abilities to get to the other side, but you can't get there 772 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,280 just driving. OK, let's go there. 773 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:54,160 No, let's go. There, but if I use one of my 774 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,640 abilities, would that keep me from being able to do drive by? 775 00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,160 Yeah. That's all right. 776 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:08,640 Let's do real quick, boy, jump to the back edge, back edge, 777 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,080 kind of this area. Like right here. 778 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,040 There, yeah, and then I'll do a basic attack. 779 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,960 OK. So as many of those suckers as I 780 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,800 can get. OK, go ahead and roll accuracy. 781 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,640 I'll drop down menu there. Is your season 8. 782 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,040 The image is 17. OK, that hits. 783 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:34,000 So to everyone else you see a like a purplish hue kind of 784 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,160 envelope. Caleb Big Wheelers and he 785 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:42,440 seemingly teleports to behind where the swarm is and then just 786 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,840 attack. Basically attacks them and he 787 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,400 takes out a couple. Buddy. 788 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,640 You know it's me. So far there it looks like 789 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:57,200 there's like maybe 1212 to 14 more common rhythm. 790 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,400 But now it's the swarms turn and they turn around and they see 791 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,520 Caleb Big Wheelers since he is the closest target. 792 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,320 Actually, no. They're going towards Day Mike 793 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,160 because he's making a lot of noise. 794 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,640 Yeah, get over here. Get a bunch of rotten Maloney 795 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,480 heads. OK, so they run over to you. 796 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:21,320 Yeah. They use an action to climb the 797 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,120 fence. Oh crap, I don't know. 798 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,840 They could climb. And they use an action to swarm 799 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:34,680 attack you, so there's 12. Oh does a seven hit. 800 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,160 I mean my air is, my AR is only A2. 801 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,640 No DCR? Oh, your DC. 802 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,840 Is an 8 find it. Yeah, they do not hit you. 803 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,600 I just want to. I just want to see for fun how 804 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,880 much damage you would have taken. 805 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:55,280 Oh, it's. 12 D 8 + 3 I'm saying oh it's AD 8. 806 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,840 Dang black. They they look tougher. 807 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,480 We're taking 56 I. Mean that would have hurt. 808 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,640 Killed them years. OK, I spent one on Molotov. 809 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,040 It is now your turn. You guys can sneak into the 810 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,320 bank, just don't worry about me. I got this. 811 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,440 I only moved three tiles at time. 812 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,720 Yeah, she she doesn't have that much. 813 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:21,040 Movement. I scaled I scaled fence ease. 814 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,520 I land 3 point landing like black wheel and then from that 815 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,640 poles tiny in air. I club rifle. 816 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:35,600 Shoot like the Jacko pose. Wow I never realized that looks 817 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,680 so good. No. 818 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:41,280 It's it's bro go. Go ahead and roll your accuracy. 819 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,560 Exactly. Smells like Philly dogs. 820 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,640 If she don't fart like that, I don't want it, Dang. 821 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:56,000 It. Roll your old one out. 822 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,480 OK, so your gun jams. Extra. 823 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,480 Yeah, yeah. What up baby are? 824 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,320 You. Still a little cheap on those 825 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:09,440 talk. So you use your so you use your 826 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:14,160 your other action to unjam it and that is your turn. 827 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,080 They Mike it is your turn. You have to use an action to 828 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,880 unjam your shotgun. Yeah, if I want to use my 829 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,240 shotgun. OK. 830 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,200 Or you don't have to. Don't I? 831 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,560 I mean, I'm just going to keep beating it against the fence 832 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:33,880 trying to unjam it didn't work. Did you want to use? 833 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,240 Did you want to use your action to him? 834 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,000 I'm letting you flavor it that way. 835 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:40,520 Yeah, so I'm going to, I'm going to use my action and I'll just, 836 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,320 OK, I beat it and then I stop and I look at it and I'm shaking 837 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,320 and rage and then I look at it and I go and I go. 838 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:52,320 Oh, and then I clear it. Yeah, I was going to say it was 839 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:57,000 either that or like just from like the first bang, like 840 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,240 cleared the rack already, but you just continuously kept 841 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:04,600 beating it. All right, so you have one 842 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,360 action. All right, well, since I've 843 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,280 cleared it on me as well, go ahead and blast them. 844 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,720 Blast them, roll your actors and it will be plus, let's say Nat 845 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:16,960 20. OK, go ahead, roll your damage. 846 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,400 I'm. Going to take that. 847 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,320 I'm gonna pull out a calculator real quick. 848 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,400 You wanna, if you wanna double it, it's that's that's 46. 849 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,680 Yeah, I was taking it because it was a shotgun. 850 00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,880 I'm taking it by 2.5. So you do 58 points of damage, 851 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:36,400 you boy. So you blast like five of them 852 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,320 with one, one shot of your company. 853 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,760 And are you keeping track of how many uses you've used so far? 854 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,240 That's three so far. OK, what is it 6? 855 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,440 It's 6. Yeah, that's what it says on the 856 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,520 sheet if everything works correctly. 857 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,280 I'll take your word for it. That's what it says. 858 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,840 I'll take your word for it. Ranges 3. 859 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:02,280 Father Love, it's your turn. Well, you're going to tell I'm 860 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,720 on the outside of this fence, you know, probably my way 861 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,560 through. The team. 862 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,040 This is all delicate, like through the fence. 863 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,000 Excuse your feet. Your feet can slip through any 864 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,800 door. And so. 865 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,840 As long as it's the back door, I'll show. 866 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,200 Svetlana again, how she's supposed to really be. 867 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:30,120 Doing big talk, little man. That I got to. 868 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,040 See that is a mess. I shot Caleb. 869 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,440 That is a hit. Actually, they have a, they have 870 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,640 a, they have ADC of five. Oh wow, there you go. 871 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,560 Go ahead and roll your damage. I'll do a triple again. 872 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,200 OK, pretty make sure. You would have. 873 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:53,080 To I have to reload every instance? 874 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:56,000 Every instance of a decibel is rounded up. 875 00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:01,040 So you do 18 image to them. There are 9 left in this one, so 876 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:06,080 the the size kind of dwindles a bit and you have one more combat 877 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,760 action. I'll just reload. 878 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,320 OK, do like a little tactical reload. 879 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,320 You like flick your wrist or the mag? 880 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,600 Yes. Man, I got popping in with it 881 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:15,960 or. The MP5 slap. 882 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,440 Yeah, there's and. It falls. 883 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:24,040 Apart and the barrel's gone. Caleb, Vicki, listen to. 884 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,120 Dear Dang it. I'm. 885 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,920 Gonna feed through these drive by all. 886 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,320 Right. Get in that bank, little buddy. 887 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,080 A Pebble stops your wheels from going forward. 888 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,560 I need. That's. 889 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,120 Just didn't stay with plastic. You should have got rubber. 890 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,000 I tried but the DM wouldn't let me. 891 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,000 Oh Dang it. Wouldn't let you what? 892 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,280 I had that. I had that cool Big Wheel 893 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,040 picture that I wanted. You wouldn't let. 894 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,760 Me use it. Dang it. 895 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,920 Oh, you wanted me to use it now? I thought you said that was for 896 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,360 now. Future, I mean, it can be for 897 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,640 future now because that is definitely an upgrade, so. 898 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,200 Yeah. OK, which makes a little more 899 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,120 sense. You're getting No, I'm just 900 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,280 giving you a hard time. I'm raising you, my guy. 901 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,560 I'm raising you. I'm stuck on a rock. 902 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:21,440 I got nothing else to do. So day Mike, you see the common 903 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,640 ribbon or the swarm kind of run at you again. 904 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,280 They have to use another action to climb because you when you 905 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:32,280 not 20 then blasted them. It kind of like blew them all 906 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,680 back. So they only have one attack now 907 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:40,280 and there's what I say 9. So I got to do 22 definitely 908 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:45,600 hits 9012 or what was it 98 not 9012 I. 909 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,680 Thought there were seven left. When? 910 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,280 There 12 and I killed 5. I didn't. 911 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,160 I did nothing wrong. Oh, there's. 912 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,360 Math hard. So they each have 15 health and 913 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,960 it's current. The swarm is currently sitting 914 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:03,800 at 141, so I'm saying there's 9. Oh, OK, I got you. 915 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,960 So you take 44 points of physical damage. 916 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,680 Make sure to minus what your physical resistance is, which I 917 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,200 believe is 5 right? That's 20. 918 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,960 Never mind, it's 5. Yeah, five. 919 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:22,720 OK, so you so you take 39. Yeah, that's all they can. 920 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,840 Do wow. But Lana? 921 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,840 Your. Junk. 922 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,000 Your gun is jammed, so you have to use an action to reload it. 923 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:31,200 That's like that chocolate sauce I tried to eat. 924 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,480 It's more than a combat action, it's a whole turn. 925 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,000 To fire your weapon, yes. Dang it. 926 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:43,480 So 1 drawback of 50 big damage gun because that it takes both 927 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,360 combat actions. Just just have Father Love Blow 928 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,120 on it. Father Love could use a reaction 929 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,920 to help. Yeah, I'll help her. 930 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,400 I'll help her. Hey, Sid. 931 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,120 Ron, I see a struggle over there. 932 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:55,280 Let me help you out. Real, but Dang. 933 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,240 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Stop. 934 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,320 Look at. This. 935 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,960 Just just relax. Just let it happen. 936 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:05,960 It's better that way. I raise my hand up and I bring 937 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:11,480 it down and say be gone. And the jam showcasing without 938 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,040 anyone touches it just pops out on its own. 939 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,120 No, I loosened it. There you go, slut Lana. 940 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,080 There you go. No, I loosened it. 941 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:24,160 This is not over. No, idiot, it's over. 942 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:29,440 No, OK, I didn't shoot. I'm angry with that because of 943 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:34,120 how you flavored it. I'm going to say that you so 944 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,280 that Lana, you activate Kill Shot for free. 945 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,600 Yeah, Dang boy. So. 946 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,480 Go ahead and roll that. That hits. 947 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,880 That hits. It does. 948 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:44,720 It does. Yeah. 949 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:50,560 Before at least the crack it. So you take out, you take out 950 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,480 three, and the bullet hits another one for a little bit of 951 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:58,680 damage. What's one O 7 / 15? 952 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:03,480 Or five. Like 8 1/2. 953 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,800 It's like 8 1/2. That's 7.13. 954 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:10,800 It was 7 1/2 then day Mike, it is your turn. 955 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,360 Sorry, I had a moment of clarity and it got lucid. 956 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,480 That's fine. I got a good batch of gold 957 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:23,120 flake. All right, well, I can, so I 958 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:26,280 will. You know, fire dope didn't work. 959 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,200 I'm going to shoot again. OK. 960 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,720 Yeah, that. Another natural OK, well, you're 961 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,600 damaged. Yeah. 962 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,080 Also, do you have the drop down for how many uses you can use? 963 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,720 No. Well, yeah, a single double. 964 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:43,160 Yeah, yeah, I can't do a double if it's just one action, right? 965 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,440 No, you can use up to three uses. 966 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:50,000 Per action Huh. OK, I do this. 967 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,560 I think I went over this before. You might have. 968 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,000 I. Was probably busy huffing. 969 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,280 OK, I don't know. OK, so I'm. 970 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:05,200 Not good, sorry. So I did highlight this saying 971 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,720 that it's new ammo is not unlimited, but each weapon will 972 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:12,920 have uses per reload unless specified and attachment unless 973 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,000 specified on the weapons and attachment sheet. 974 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,560 Each weapon will be able to fire up up to three uses. 975 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,560 Per action. Per action. 976 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,320 I'm sorry. OK, I'm gonna say to fit that 977 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,360 thing. That's fine. 978 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,080 I'll stick with the double or single. 979 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,160 I already did it. I know now or. 980 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:33,600 You mean per reload is fine? No, like action so miss So 981 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,600 Father Love, since he hasn't amplified that hat that can use 982 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:42,920 up to three uses per action and he has 6 uses per reload, he can 983 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:47,800 basically empty out his entire clip per turn theoretically, and 984 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,240 then just reload on the next on his next action. 985 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:55,560 And then, yeah, essentially that that's a new change and I and I 986 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,880 think it's unique to what we've had so far. 987 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,920 Yeah. So 21. 988 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,800 Let's take that by another 2.5. Now that's 50. 989 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,640 Yeah, so we'll say 52. Yeah. 990 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:14,560 So another three get blapped, There's like 4 left, there's 991 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,400 three full help, and then there's one that's like that. 992 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,240 Hurt, hurt, hurt for Spartan. Yeah, yeah. 993 00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,480 Father Love, it's your turn. We're all going to get that one 994 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,680 hurt for sports we're supporting for. 995 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:30,000 Two OK. Really bad. 996 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,800 They flip it around. Don't like that? 997 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:41,960 Triple uses OK Max damage. OK so you were aiming for the 998 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:47,200 one that was squirting for hurting and you take out him and 999 00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,120 his friend next to him. Again, I don't like that. 1000 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,000 Very good, you have one more action. 1001 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,880 Suppose. I can get. 1002 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,520 Fired. It'll be with -2 accuracy that 1003 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:03,800 still hits, that still hits. Another Max standard. 1004 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:08,960 Hey, there is one lonely dude left and he's really hurt. 1005 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,600 Caleb. Kill him quick. 1006 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,480 Yeah, Caleb, go up and punch him. 1007 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,040 I feel like I feel like a little bit of mercy today. 1008 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:17,400 What? Oh. 1009 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,080 I'm just kidding, I'm just missing what you guys. 1010 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,240 Like his feet? And. 1011 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:26,200 He runs up, punches him in the pee pee and then he just keels 1012 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:30,040 over dead Dang buddy. That wasn't gay at all. 1013 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:34,560 That's called a nut shot, like Johnny Cage judge in Mortal 1014 00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,920 Kombat. Yeah. 1015 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,720 All right. I love that game, I like Blanca. 1016 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:45,360 With the way to the bank clear, you guys are able to enter and 1017 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:50,680 on the note that Mister Mr. Father Love had, it has a little 1018 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,240 envelope. It has like a key in it. 1019 00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:56,040 And then on the note shows him which safety deposit box it is. 1020 00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:01,240 And lo and behold, it's one of those like safety deposit boxes 1021 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:06,000 that is like actually a room and each and inside there is a chest 1022 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,560 for each and everyone of you. My chest, sure. 1023 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,760 What I roll? Another 2D20D2. 1024 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:17,200 I roll 20 and the three. Wait a minute. 1025 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,920 Me too. Oh jeez, I don't know, 3 into 1026 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,560 20? I didn't think you guys would 1027 01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:32,360 find it this early. It's a roll of the dice, all 1028 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,200 right. Svetlana Molotov. 1029 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:40,680 You find in your chest a Cortana glowing orange. 1030 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:46,640 The you pick it up and you notice that there is a certain 1031 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,000 button on it. Would you like to press? 1032 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,760 It yes I will test point away from me. 1033 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,360 OK. Before it's daytime, Michael. 1034 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,720 No, just kidding. I do it. 1035 01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:02,160 I'll take it. Fetlana, you found you found 1036 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,080 it's kind of shorter than a Cortana. 1037 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,760 You found a you literally found a wakazashi. 1038 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,400 That's how I have it written. But you find you find an 1039 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,200 electric wakazashi. Walkie. 1040 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,880 Walkie. It is a legendary weapon. 1041 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:25,000 Yeah. I toss current worn Cortana over 1042 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,600 my shoulder. OK, like is nothing OK? 1043 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:31,760 There's. Basically just a legendary 1044 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:36,600 condition Cortana. Yeah, so it does a 310 + 4 and 1045 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,200 then it does 2D8 electric damage on top of the. 1046 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:44,480 Boy. I was, I was honestly going to 1047 01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:50,800 give that to someone towards the end, but wow, I guess. 1048 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:55,000 Stay on his way. I guess Major Clement decided to 1049 01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,560 store this. It's gonna hit you from a mile 1050 01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,960 out or right next to you. Big Wheel. 1051 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:03,200 This is a 20 as well, so. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to figure 1052 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:07,120 out what I want to do with him. He's getting an upgraded Big 1053 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,480 Wheel. You know what? 1054 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,480 He's getting those rubber wheels after all. 1055 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:16,760 OK, yeah, Stealth, you're. Gonna a muffler. 1056 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,000 He's getting a muffler. We're gonna. 1057 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:26,160 Disregard his assault rifle, fine Olympic wheels if you're 1058 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:32,200 not 20, you find assortment of parts to upgrade your big wheel 1059 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:37,000 giving you giving you a big boost in all of your base stats. 1060 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,960 Yeah, go, buddy. And I will, I will. 1061 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,040 I'll just use that new token for you for next time. 1062 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:47,200 You should put a couple pegs on it so somebody can ride on it. 1063 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:50,480 Yeah, it it does have slots for Yeah. 1064 01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,360 What kind of looks like a foot stink like a how? 1065 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,480 What are those called? Like, like a little platform, 1066 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,920 like just behind his seat so that someone could stand on it. 1067 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,280 Wait, don't have me be your gunner though. 1068 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:04,520 I can't hit broadside of a skyscraper. 1069 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:10,400 As you guys are assorting your loot, going through Svetlana, 1070 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:14,440 playing with her new Cortana, wearing like, breaking it in 1071 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:18,120 essentially. I'm jumping into the money pit a 1072 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,160 a blue. Light appears above you. 1073 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:23,200 Oh, not the cops, it's the cops. Everybody run it. 1074 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,400 It it only. Seems to get brighter and 1075 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,560 brighter and brighter until a white light finally fades over 1076 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:37,080 and you guys see this? Uh oh. 1077 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:41,160 Coming down on like she. She's hot, She's hot. 1078 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,080 Yo, no you. See a you see like a little disc 1079 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:50,760 kind of just drop to the ground and you see a feminine figure, a 1080 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,400 holographic feminine figure kind of just pop out of it. 1081 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,000 Makes sense that it would drop a disc, you know, make. 1082 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,560 Something else popped up too you. 1083 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,200 Know. His boner. 1084 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,160 Am I? Am I in the program? 1085 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,000 Who are you guys? Yeah, that's, that's day 1086 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,080 Michael. And he's, he's got a boner. 1087 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,160 We are you guys. Oh, tell her you guys. 1088 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,880 It is us guys, yes. Hey miss, I've got talk with me. 1089 01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,040 I also. Lazy euphemism for his balls. 1090 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,280 No. Well, trust me, I'm very 1091 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,560 intrigued with them. I've I've seen what he's like on 1092 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,640 the outside. I've seen what he's like on the 1093 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:26,840 wolf side. What? 1094 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,160 Wait, what? Wait, what? 1095 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,360 What did you mean? I'm not gay. 1096 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,520 No, you guys are, you guys are in a simulation, don't you know? 1097 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,240 No. What? 1098 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:37,280 Yeah, what? It should have been obvious. 1099 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,120 What do you mean should? Have been well, don't you? 1100 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:43,680 Well, didn't you see that giant entity the what you guys called 1101 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,160 Derek is this. Being a dog. 1102 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:49,720 Oh yeah, that's right. So what you mean entity? 1103 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,920 OK, I will explain this all later, but we need to get back 1104 01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:55,800 to Fort Sanctuary right now. I promise I'll explain 1105 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,520 everything that's. Fine, there you go. 1106 01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,880 You OK? OK. 1107 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,400 So as long as we don't go to asylum. 1108 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:05,720 What's up? We will. 1109 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,400 We will visit asylum. Oh. 1110 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,640 Sooner or later. They don't like me there 1111 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:16,240 earlier. OK, so now that we're back and 1112 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:19,920 forth sanctuary, I just want to I I will introduce myself. 1113 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,920 My name is Emily. I'm. 1114 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,080 I was going to guess Ariana. I'm an artificial intelligence 1115 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,960 created created by the Hope Foundation. 1116 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:31,160 Oh, hope. Me being here means that the 1117 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,560 program is currently failing and I need to restore it. 1118 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,040 Oh. Nobi, you're my only hope. 1119 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,320 I want to guess that the. Pro So what are you? 1120 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,120 So what are you doing after this? 1121 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:44,640 I don't understand the question. I mean, you know, like he. 1122 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:46,440 Can't help you with that question. 1123 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,640 He wants to insert his Taco meat into your Taco shell. 1124 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,160 Quit it. I'm sorry I can't help you with 1125 01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:58,920 that question, so Dang it. The entity that you guys have 1126 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,840 named Derek has completely locked all admin privileges 1127 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:05,960 outside of the program and has completely locked you guys in. 1128 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,000 So that means I need to restore it from the inside. 1129 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:12,640 What a silly go. Inside each Ford holds the key 1130 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,400 to unlocking the security protocol. 1131 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:21,040 So you guys will escort me to each of the forts and I would 1132 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:25,880 need to go into each vault to restore the restore all the 1133 01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:29,320 security protocols and make sure everything goes back to normal 1134 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:31,560 in here. Have you tried Task Manager 1135 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:35,880 Control R? So if we were to just unplug or 1136 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:38,760 just shut down the system, everyone within here would 1137 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:41,240 instantly perish. What have you control Alt 1138 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:42,840 deleted? I mean, it's fine. 1139 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:44,600 Same statement. As before. 1140 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,120 Same statement as before. What if you just unplugged and 1141 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:48,880 plugged it back in? Yeah, as. 1142 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:52,320 I said if we just unplugged it, everyone in here would die. 1143 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,240 What if you're only? Maybe. 1144 01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:56,440 Maybe I'm fine with that. Exactly where the man. 1145 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,880 Put you well, you are what you guys aren't. 1146 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,760 You guys aren't the only ones this second. 1147 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,920 So this is not real gun. No. 1148 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,720 So Emily, fake gun. So do you. 1149 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:11,080 Do you like coffee? I am an AI, am a holographic 1150 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:13,840 image of a woman. No, I don't drink coffee. 1151 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,120 So you don't want to go get a cup of coffee? 1152 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,960 But you know, you still like, well, you know, you're a woman, 1153 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,080 so. Yeah. 1154 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,640 The icky stuff. You guys are confusing me for an 1155 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:28,120 actual biological woman, yeah. I've seen the movie, I mean. 1156 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,480 It looks like it. And this is beautiful to me. 1157 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:32,920 Icky stuff still happens, doesn't it? 1158 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,240 OK, never mind I I get the hand. You like me? 1159 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:43,160 Because your aunt comes in the tail, doesn't she? 1160 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:50,720 It's fine as AII have no family. I'm I'm sorry to bother you, I 1161 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,800 just shouldn't have. I, I, I don't know what you're 1162 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:57,200 apologizing for. I I, I'm just going to climb up 1163 01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,280 on the wall, think about jumping off maybe. 1164 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,080 You, you hurt De Mike's feelings. 1165 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,160 Look at. That no, she didn't do anything. 1166 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,800 Terrible AI. Why don't you go on? 1167 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,040 Git. No, don't. 1168 01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,600 Don't talk to her like that. He's the nicest. 1169 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:12,440 Man I've ever met. I can't really go anywhere 1170 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,720 because I'm tied to this disc Essentially you. 1171 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,240 Know Pick up the disc well, Toss it like a frisbee. 1172 01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,120 Oh, you guys want me to help you? 1173 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:22,520 Yeah, I need you guys to help. Me out real fast and catch it. 1174 01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,520 I mean, I'm trying to my motorcycle. 1175 01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:28,399 Trying to help you a lot. From the antivirus in this 1176 01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:33,120 system to the rest of you, trust me, we need the AI's help. 1177 01:08:33,399 --> 01:08:35,640 I'll give you the best 5 1/2 seconds of your life. 1178 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,880 Please call me Emily. So it's a lot easier to say than 1179 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,439 AI all. Right, Emily, you can call. 1180 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,800 Me, Emily. This is the part where some of 1181 01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:46,040 my subtle hints from before comes into play. 1182 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,680 I don't. Pick up on subtle. 1183 01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,479 Hints. Journal entries. 1184 01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:53,520 I would. I would what you call inept. 1185 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,840 We would like to see the journal entries. 1186 01:08:56,279 --> 01:08:58,720 You guys all have access to the ones that you should have right 1187 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,120 now. The name sounds familiar. 1188 01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:03,680 Have we met in Emily before? Was it? 1189 01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:07,479 That was it, that one. I can't read very good. 1190 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,640 Agus's lover. Oh wow. 1191 01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:12,920 Jesus Lover. Where have I heard that before? 1192 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:17,240 That's all it says. You were a known survivor from 1193 01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:20,160 REDACTED. We just need to find REDACTED. 1194 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:25,640 Emily, What was redacted from Big Cheddar's journal. 1195 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:30,200 Emily. Tell tell you guys about Derek. 1196 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:33,160 No, the big cheddar. It's the. 1197 01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:34,319 Same thing. Yes, Derek. 1198 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,520 Knows that. Yes. 1199 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,640 Tell us the redacted part, and then tell us what he knows. 1200 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:43,399 I'm really confused. Well, it from the journal it 1201 01:09:43,399 --> 01:09:47,040 looks like well you guys, he doesn't want you guys to know 1202 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,600 some certain stuff. And we need to know if we're 1203 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,640 going to save this world. Oh, we'll save this world, trust 1204 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,880 me. Because the. 1205 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,160 Antivirus. I'm going down. 1206 01:09:56,160 --> 01:10:00,360 Just look, I mean just look over there to the southern wall and 1207 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:06,040 you guys see a big, it kind of looks like elevator doors and 1208 01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:09,160 they kind of just slide open as she snaps her fingers. 1209 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,360 Oh, that was really cool. That's. 1210 01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:12,760 Pretty hot I will. Go. 1211 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,000 She's hot. She's. 1212 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,600 Kind of hot as you got. You everywhere, Emily. 1213 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:20,840 As you guys go down to what looks like a bunker, you guys 1214 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:23,240 see this this. I go down. 1215 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:24,560 The question. Here. 1216 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:29,200 Hold on, hold on. Is this like a 2001 music video 1217 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,120 shoot? What? 1218 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,680 What's a music video? Can I compute it? 1219 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:37,040 Looks like it's like you know the Slipknot would be like 1220 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,360 playing here. I'm sorry I can't help you with 1221 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,760 that question. Are you using more specific 1222 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,440 words? You know. 1223 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,560 And try again later. This is this is a good stopping 1224 01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,240 point cuz this is gonna start getting into the meat potatoes 1225 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:54,320 of the actual season. Sweet meat and potatoes. 1226 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:57,200 So this was kind of an introductory on like the new 1227 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,120 combat stuff that I have for roll 20. 1228 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,640 It was good. Good. 1229 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,960 I liked it, yes. Yeah, I didn't die, so it's 1230 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,920 good. I figured I would have. 1231 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:10,560 It was good, I was hoping. I mean, that's what everybody 1232 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:11,920 tells me to do. Die. 1233 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,480 Let's go die. I'm all right. 1234 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,280 Bye. Guess I'll die. 1235 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:19,200 Sick all. Right. 1236 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:20,800 Well, cool. Well, thanks, Derek. 1237 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:23,200 Appreciate it. Yeah, thank you guys for 1238 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,640 playing. Yeah, I'm not gay. 1239 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,040 You're. Gay. 1240 01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:29,680 He is gay. I'm not. 1241 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,040 Starting next week, once the ball starts rolling is when the 1242 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,800 story really starts to pick up, so. 1243 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:40,360 Sweet, looking forward to that. All like literally all this. 1244 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,600 Session 0 was complete improv on my part. 1245 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,240 This was session zero really. He said. 1246 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,360 He said ball. I don't really like balls. 1247 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,440 Balls all. Right, I like. 1248 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,640 What do you like what? Do you like bigger than? 1249 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:56,360 What kind of balls do you like? I like Taco meat. 1250 01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:04,720 Yeah, we know you do. I'm sorry for playing, we 1251 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,240 appreciate it. Oh man. 1252 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:09,000 We'll see you on the next episode. 1253 01:12:22,370 --> 01:12:23,610 I thanks for listening.