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The Main Menu podcast presents 
D&D under the table. 

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I think I found my new favorite 
alcoholic beverage. 

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Uh oh. 
I I don't exactly remember what 

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it's called, but I had it at 
this this sports Bar and Grill 

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here in Iowa Falls. 
And it's like their own, I want 

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to say their own special recipe,
but they had their own name for 

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it. 
But it's fireball whiskey with 

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doctor Pepper. 
OK, that. 

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Might be all right. 
It's I'm so good. 

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I'm not a fireball fan at all. 
Really, I love. 

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Cinnamon, I don't mind Fireball 
is disgusting. 

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There's there's there's better 
cinnamon whiskey, but I'm I'm a 

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top shelf kind of a guy. 
I don't, I, I like, I like, you 

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know, top flavors, top 
ingredients. 

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If I had the, if I had that like
Doctor Pepper with like top 

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shelf, like cinnamon whiskey, it
would probably taste, you know? 

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Probably better, but so when you
use something as a mixer, it the

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the flavors meld and you don't 
get that those a lot of those it

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takes a lot of those flavors 
out. 

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I'm, I'm just so straight, you 
know, like I, I don't usually 

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use a lot of mix. 
No. 

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Well, for me it was. 
It tasted just like Doctor 

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Pepper, like you didn't taste 
any of the alcohol. 

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But a hint of cinnamon. 
But a hint of cinnamon. 

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Yeah, I think that would be 
pretty good. 

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This is awesome. 
Thank you. 

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Well, I can see that. 
Alex is casually drinking a 

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Doctor Pepper. 
Doctor Pepper. 

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BlackBerry. 
What? 

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I never heard of that. 
Absolutely. 

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It's absolutely terrible. 
I don't like it. 

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I can't see BlackBerry going 
well in Doctor Pepper. 

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It's not necessary, I have a 
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Dr. Peppers for the most part. 
Like a cinnamon 1 might be good.

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Doctor Pepper has so many 
flavors. 

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Throwing an extra flavor on yeah
just makes it taste like. 

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You throw it off, Yeah. 
So the. 

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And black flavor throws it off. 
Justin the cream silver one's 

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not too bad. 
That one's not much of A flavor 

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difference, more of a creaminess
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Yeah, Yep. 
I could see cinnamon being good 

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because cinnamon's a nice strong
flavor that would add to that 

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with the cinnamon. 
Right? 

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But like the BlackBerry 1's not.
Not my favorite cherry. 

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Dr. Pepper tastes like Doctor 
Pepper. 

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Like it? 
Really. 

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Yeah, it really there's really 
there's a little. 

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It tastes more like RC Cola. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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That was always. 
I prefer RC. 

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That was my dad's favorite. 
I think it still is. 

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You had that I. 
Prefer RC to the other colas. 

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Yeah, I don't. 
I don't like Chuck C or Coke all

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that much. 
I like Coke 0 because it doesn't

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leave like that. 
It doesn't leave that like after

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taste or like that feeling in my
teeth. 

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No, yeah, I hate the sugary. 
I don't. 

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I don't hardly drink any. 
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soda, but not very often. 
I don't often either. 

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Yeah, I hate that. 
I'm getting to where I hate 

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that. 
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I just there's some things that 
they like The the after taste is

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so strong and just like like you
said, cheddar just hangs out. 

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Excuse me, Derek just hangs out 
on your tongue. 

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I don't care at this point. 
You. 

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You. 
No. 

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Oh, you do. 
So I'm trying to honor your 

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wishes. 
You not? 

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Do you not like it when we call 
you cheddar? 

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No, I don't mind, No. 
OK, because I missed it. 

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If you said, hey, I prefer 
Derek, I'll call you Derek. 

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I don't. 
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I think. 
I think Cheddar's kind of funny.

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And now I want to be called 
Swizz. 

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Like midgets? 
Well, we're going. 

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To that direction, we'll get the
cheeses just. 

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Just call me Asiago. 
Asiago, Someone, somewhat. 

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We're gonna call somebody Eddie.
We're gonna have all these 

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cheese names and somebody we're 
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And they're like, why is he 
called Eddie? 

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It's like monster, duh. 
No, I I don't mind it because 

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you guys were introduced to or I
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chatter by Sam. 
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You guys really didn't know my 
my actual real name until like 

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after that year and a half. 
A long time. 

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Yeah, it was a long time. 
Because even Lenny, he asked me,

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he's like, so who? 
What's Cheddar's name? 

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And I was like. 
I'll get back to you on that. 

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I don't think it's Cheddar. 
You don't have to ask him. 

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I didn't. 
I didn't even. 

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I didn't know. 
Yeah, and I know you did ask me 

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at one point, Mr. Master. 
I think it was in DMS. 

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Yeah, think so. 
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Yeah, I did. 
In fact, that's when. 

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I, I didn't know, Yeah. 
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When I came back into the 
podcast, I didn't know your real

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name for about a year, even 
after these guys had learned it,

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until one day I was reading one 
of the things and it said Alex, 

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Joe, Dan, Mr. Master and Derek. 
And I was like, is Derek 

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Cheddar's name? 
That makes sense. 

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I'm a Mr. New guy. 
Who the Hell's Derek? 

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But oh, so tasty and good on 
tacos by the way. 

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Or eggs. 
A hamburger for sure. 

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Roast beef. 
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Yeah, get a nice sharp cheddar. 
Oh man, Heck yeah. 

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Has to be white cheddar though. 
I love a good white cheddar. 

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Speaking of food, my roommate's 
mom, bless her heart, she. 

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Wait, the dead 1? 
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this that she when we went to 
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pick up like a whole bunch of 
like leftovers. 

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She does not know how to make 
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small crowd. 
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she Italian? 
That's why that's why me and him

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went to go pick it all up. 
Now my roommate is a picky eater

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and he does not like leftovers. 
Like 90% of the time. 

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If he if there's leftovers he 
won't eat it. 

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Like chili he'll eat leftover 
because it's always tastes 

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better when it's leftover. 
Agreed. 

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And like like certain foods he 
will he won't eat leftover. 

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So I'm stuck with the leftovers 
and that's fine. 

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I love leftovers. 
Same. 

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They're like, they're like the 
best food. 

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That's generally what I eat for 
lunch. 

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Oh yeah. 
So this entire week I have been 

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eating leftover meatloaf, 
biscuits and gravy. 

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Gosh, I've been eating good. 
And now I'm pretty much at the 

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I'm pretty much at the end point
of it where all I have left is a

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single tub of goulash. 
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like I had like, handballs, 
Swedish meatballs. 

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Yeah, I would. 
It was good. 

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I didn't have to buy lunch from 
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that. 
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always better than the gas 
station bread food, Right. 

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And not the gas station. 
Food is terrible, but leftovers 

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are generally much better. 
Right. 

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So I, I like I said, I'm I'm 
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stuff up now throughout this 
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Week I I just ate leftovers for 
dinner tonight. 

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I had leftover Taco soup. 
I'm having leftover. 

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It's a pasta that Michaela made.
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pasta, but she and she used a 
canned sauce, but she put her 

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own spices in it or our own 
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So she it didn't really agree 
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So she was a little upset with 
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I was like, I love. 
It. 

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Eat it up, I'll eat it again. 
Awesome. 

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That's a good husband. 
Yeah. 

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I am so she hates me for how 
easy to please I am. 

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If I don't like something, I'll 
eat it anyway and I won't say 

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anything. 
And so she's always like staring

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at me for like 20 minutes to 
find out if I actually like the 

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food. 
Or not. 

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Probably, probably one of my 
toxic traits is if I I don't 

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usually complain, but I'll say 
you could have, you could have 

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done this or you could have done
that made it even better. 

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Like even if it's good, like you
could have made this even 

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better. 
You know, it's right. 

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But yeah, I really, I usually 
eat it even. 

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If it's more Mr. Mr. Masters 
toxic traits. 

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Yeah, I, I, I suppose I have a 
few. 

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I suppose I really, I definitely
do on the road. 

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I'm kind of like Joey. 
I'm getting better. 

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I'm, I'm really working at it 
because yeah, I, I really 

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shouldn't. 
I didn't. 

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I did scream at somebody earlier
in the week. 

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They were, they were. 
Oh, man. 

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Oh, you're finding. 
My toxic trait is I don't 

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complain. 
You know what? 

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I could definitely see that 
about you. 

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Like I said, I'll eat, I'll eat 
anything leftover. 

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I the only thing that garbage 
disposal right here, pretty much

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the only thing that I refuse to 
eat, like in general, is fish. 

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Salmon. 
OK, that's a lot of people, 

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though. 
What a fish. 

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So no kind of fish at all. 
I like shrimp. 

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Crab. 
I'm iffy on lobster. 

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OK. 
So yeah, lobster's a little 

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fishier. 
Do you like, do you like real 

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crab or fake crab? 
I like real crab. 

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OK, because fake crab is just 
fish. 

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Yeah. 
So my wife is much the same way 

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as you. 
She likes shrimp. 

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She likes, you know the. 
Less I like. 

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Tuna. 
Yeah. 

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And most people seem to like 
tuna, but she's had a couple. 

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So she's had. 
So she, her uncle charters, I 

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think he still does. 
But when she was a girl, he 

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chartered boat, a boat down in 
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So she spent a couple of summers
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She looked pretty good in the 
bikini back then, by the way. 

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I just want to say that real 
quick before Dana. 

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Gets on. 
Did she had the did she had the 

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the the Plaid skirt bikini? 
No, no, no, no, no, no Plaid. 

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Skirt. 
So anyway, an elevator insight. 

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No elevator inside, but she 
yeah, she she really liked conch

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fish, which is in a shell and 
there was one other fish that 

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she said that she really liked. 
So I mean, I so usually it seems

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like like your your taste is 
it's the it's the fishiness that

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gets you. 
So if you get the. 

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You prefer the creation to the 
fishy. 

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Yeah, exactly. 
Because it's usually less fishy 

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for, you know, whatever the 
reason. 

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More fat content, honestly. 
Well also Michaela doesn't 

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really like the fishy flavor 
either, so she doesn't eat any 

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type of whitefish, but she likes
salmon and trout, the red 

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fishes. 
OK. 

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A tuna. 
She likes swordfish. 

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Swordfish is a good one for. 
I like swordfish. 

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That's good. 
Sharks. 

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Swordfish is good, sharks good 
as well. 

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Like I would be, I would be. 
Maybe that's why I've been like,

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so like not wanting to try sushi
because I just don't like fish 

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and that's all it is. 
But I've heard that like from 

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like some of the stuff that they
mix into it or like how to 

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compare it. 
You don't really taste the fish 

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all that much. 
No, you. 

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So if I were to take you to 
Ninja here in town, I could I 

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could get some sushi rolls. 
I think you would absolutely 

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lose your mind over. 
Right. 

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Because most of them aren't even
like, OK, so I've had, you'll 

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see the other Chinese style 
restaurant that we had in town, 

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Chen Garden, when it was here, 
they started doing some sushi 

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and I got a hold of some eel one
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threw up because it just, it was
not a good flavor. 

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But so then when I saw they had 
an eel sauce on theirs, I was 

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real leery. 
But I can't remember who told 

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me, you know, it's, it's good. 
You know, whoever was it that I 

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was talking to about it was 
like, now you'll like it. 

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And so I got it and loved it. 
So there isn't anything that 

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I've had from there that I 
didn't like. 

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There were there were definitely
some. 

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There are definitely some that 
are more fishy than others. 

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But like if you get like the 
tempura battered shrimp and 

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anything so that's stupid. 
Like it's taking the whole roll.

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Calamari, which is octopus and 
squid, yeah. 

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That's real. 
Chewy. 

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I hated it. 
I could not. 

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Yeah. 
That's real chewy. 

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That's I love some clams. 
Let's do though. 

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Yeah, there's clams. 
That's real chewy. 

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I can't do clams, oysters or 
mussels either. 

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They're slimy. 
They're usually slimy. 

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I've had them fried. 
Yeah. 

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I've had them fried and they're 
OK, but they're not great. 

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I'll eat them again. 
I'll eat everything, even if I 

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hate it. 
Say anything? 

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Yeah, like, like the, like there
are sometimes like shows where, 

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you know, they go to like eat 
clams. 

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I don't, I couldn't tell you 
specific shows, but they like 

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open up the clams and they just 
slurp down. 

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Yeah, that just makes me gag. 
I don't know why. 

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It just makes me gag. 
Well, I mean it honestly, I've 

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eaten mollusks like that are 
they're steamed in their shells.

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So like they're in the half 
shell and they're OK, but 

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they're not. 
The scallops are a little bit 

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better because they're they the 
texture is more like a 

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whitefish. 
The thing, the thing that gets 

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me with like the mollusks in 
that is like, yeah, like you 

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said, if they're slimy. 
So that's that's what kind of 

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gets me. 
I can do it. 

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I'm like, I'm like Alex, I can 
eat just about anything and not 

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complain about it. 
If if I don't like it, you know,

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it's not good at all. 
I'm unbelievably picky in taste,

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like if I like something or not,
I'll eat everything. 

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But I'm pretty picky and 
actually like what I like. 

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Like not super super picky. 
There's not. 

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I'm not one of those people. 
Who? 

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I only like pizza. 
Right, right. 

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Or you won't. 
Yeah. 

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I'm adventurous too. 
I'll try everything at least 

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once. 
In a shot. 

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The only thing I don't is sushi,
and I think we've had this 

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conversation. 
I don't know. 

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I can't do the uncooked fish. 
I'll eat sushi that has 

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vegetables or like imitation 
crab. 

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Everything that's cooked I'll 
eat that and I'd love that 

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stuff. 
But I can't do uncooked. 

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Fish, so sashimi is, is raw fish
sushi is not necessarily raw 

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like a lot of the stuff, a lot 
of the stuff like if it, if it 

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says it's tempura battered, then
it's been fried and that and 

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that stuff to me and I'll eat 
raw fish. 

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That doesn't bother me, 
especially in the little slivers

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that, you know, comes in the the
way that it comes in the sushi, 

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you know, it's really small 
portion. 

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So that doesn't bother me too 
much. 

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But I, I don't think I could 
ever just pull a fish out of the

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river and and, you know, bite 
off its head. 

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I'm pretty sure I couldn't do 
that one. 

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I guess if I was hungry enough, 
I would probably, you know, I'd 

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slurp that thing down, but I'd 
have to be really. 

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Oh yeah, no, I'm the same way. 
Like, because it's actually 

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salmon caught in the wild is one
of the fish that you can eat raw

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without it making you sick. 
Yeah, they're not. 

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So it's very, like, survivalist.
Yeah. 

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Yeah, it's very survivalist 
savvy. 

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But also, I got to be dying. 
I got to. 

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Be dying, you think? 
I'm not going to light a fire. 

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Oh, you're in a snowy area? 
I will find a way to make a fire

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happen. 
Oh yeah, you can. 

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You still can. 
And you know, lemon juice, if 

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you got got an acid, that'll 
help. 

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That'll cook it. 
Right. 

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Or yeah, like you said, cold 
cooking or something like that. 

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Yeah, Yep. 
So you say that. 

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Whenever I had fish, living with
my mom and I have not had fish 

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since I moved out of my mom's 
house when I turn mean or 

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something like that. 
Yeah. 

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Every time that she made fish, 
like baking it, it was always 

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lemon pepper. 
Yeah. 

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Always. 
Lemon Lemon helps cut down on 

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the fishy flavour. 
Yeah, to me, no. 

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I mean, if if the fishy flavor 
is what bothers you, it's it's 

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probably going to be hard to to 
try and mask it because you're 

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looking for it, right? 
I, I, I don't know, it might be 

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the like hot lemon. 
Like for some reason like it. 

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It could be the hot lemon. 
Here's the thing, too, if she's 

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using yeah, lemon pepper. 
Michaela doesn't like lemon 

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pepper because it it's 
chemically tasting, because it's

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a lot of cheap lemon pepper is 
flavored lemon. 

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You got to use if you're going 
to use. 

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Real lemon. 
Instead of lemon pepper, you're 

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better off using real lemon with
fish. 

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There are some things I eat Mac 
and cheese with lemon pepper. 

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That's the only way I'll eat Mac
and cheese. 

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I had Mac and cheese for five 
years of my life growing up, 

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Literally 3 meals a day. 
Five years because that's all my

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sister could make. 
It was affordable and my parents

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were gone all day. 
So I'm not a Big Mac and cheese 

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guy. 
Lemon pepper is the only way 

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I'll eat it. 
That never had lemon in macaroni

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and. 
Cheese. 

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It's actually really good with 
the lemon pepper. 

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I want you. 
Yeah, I, I get that from like, I

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actually get that Alex, because 
I think I told you that guys 

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this before my first year in 
college, I was when COVID hit 

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and me and my mom weren't on 
best terms. 

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So I had to overwinter break. 
I had to stay at the at the 

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dorms and they allowed it and it
costs more, whatever during that

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entire month, you know, a broke 
college kid whose truck barely 

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worked whatsoever. 
So when I when I had to go, when

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I had to go to Walmart to buy 
food, you know, me being broke 

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and me looking at the money in 
my account and I'm like, I got 

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to make this last until 
basically a whole month and a 

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half. 
So it was just robbing. 

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Pretty. 
Much time, basically, I, I love 

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beef ramen. 
I'll eat that. 

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But for some reason, chicken 
ramen and I don't want know why 

347
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people give us so much praise. 
I had to survive on that. 

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And then I had the shrimp ramen 
ramen, which is even worse 

349
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because during COVID, Walmart 
just did not stock anything. 

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And lo and behold, you know it's
bad when everything on the what?

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You know it's bad when 
everything on the shelf is gone 

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00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,839
except for the shrimp ramen. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, they really went to town 
on the on the ramen. 

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You couldn't find it. 
And and you know, and I want you

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to know, Derek, if anything like
that ever happens again, you are

356
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:43,120
more than welcome to like, call 
me up and say, hey, man, like 

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all I'm eating is ramen. 
And I know you probably 

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wouldn't, but I always have a 
stock. 

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Always. 
And if I don't, you know, things

360
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are bad. 
We're we're going hunting 

361
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:56,560
instead. 
Oh yeah. 22's in silencers. 

362
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,880
We're going to drop a deer with 
it. 

363
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,280
You got to shoot. 
I got to find the stinking 

364
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,800
things first once. 
You just got to drive. 

365
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,480
That's all you got to do. 
You just got to drive, right? 

366
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,680
That's when you got somebody 
hanging out of the side of the 

367
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,920
of the vehicle while you're 
driving that 22 just. 

368
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,080
There it is. 
Yep, I'm in the truck. 

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Quick, let's get. 
Out of here I got a little 22. 

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00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,320
It'd be perfect, man. 
It just does a little pop. 

371
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,200
It's it's not much louder than a
cap gun. 

372
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,200
I I do too. 
I have this 22, I kid you not. 

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00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,560
I want it. 
Actually. 

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00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:28,440
I went to my shooting range and 
they had this, they had this 

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shooting challenge for the month
of March I think it was. 

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00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,800
And what they did was they had 
you use their 22 pistol. 

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00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:40,120
You have this Shamrock tape that
has like 4 targets on it. 

378
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:45,040
And then they said oh, you get 
for every bullseye, you get 10 

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entries to win this thing. 
I kid you not, I did that thing 

380
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probably 5 or 6 times, but and 
you get always, you get six 

381
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shots I think it was. 
So the Max you can get is 60 for

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every 10. 
I'm sorry, for every 10 shots 

383
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you get an in or 10 points, you 
get an entry. 

384
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,880
I kept doing like, I've never 
got 60, but I kept getting 50 

385
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,080
like, and I did that thing like 
four or five times in a row. 

386
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:13,080
They were like, you know, do you
know how hard it was to draw 

387
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,040
another name that wasn't yours? 
You had so many entries in that 

388
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:20,560
bucket, But it's like this. 
It's probably only 2 feet long. 

389
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:25,000
It's called a Rascal 22. 
It's a single shot 22 rifle for 

390
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training kids, actually. 
And it's the funniest little 

391
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,160
thing ever, but it's pretty 
sweet. 

392
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,920
I like it. 
And it's, I mean, it's accurate.

393
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,520
It's a 22. 
Nice. 

394
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:36,280
You know it's we're in a 
backwards timeline when Alex and

395
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,160
I are the first ones to join and
Joey's the last one to join. 

396
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,040
Where's Joey? 
He's he's probably still 

397
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recovering from PlayStation 
Network being down. 

398
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,720
Wait. 
PlayStation is down right now. 

399
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:53,680
It was down for 22 hours. 
All Trump Doge got a hold of it.

400
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,280
It came back up a couple hours 
ago. 

401
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,600
So he's getting his fix in right
now. 

402
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,920
Violent video games. 
Trump took him down, I took him 

403
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,240
down and Cheddar. 
Really, really violent. 

404
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:09,720
I got to turn you on to the 0 
Sugar, Pepsi, Wild Cherry and 

405
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,680
Cream. 
No Pepsi for me. 

406
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,320
No Pepsi. 
No Pepsi, OK. 

407
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,040
I don't like that. 
I would, I would. 

408
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,920
The wild cherry and cream sounds
pretty good. 

409
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,480
Pretty tasty. 
You know what? 

410
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,680
I'm going to go get some. 
Oh no. 

411
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,360
Oh no. 
My. 

412
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,760
Bad. 
My bad. 

413
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,520
I just got a little Elijah 
Craig. 

414
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,400
Oh, I'm on call. 
So I got nothing. 

415
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,480
I didn't know you were ever on 
call. 

416
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,880
Yes, that's why you have to run 
in when they call you. 

417
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,520
Nice. 
Tiniest little thing, like it's 

418
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:45,720
not big but it's single shot and
it I actually there's a gunsmith

419
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,800
at my range who said he'd put a 
thread on it for a silencer. 

420
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,920
Suppressor. 
That too. 

421
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,360
I mean, if you put it with a 20,
you put it with a 20. 

422
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,080
Two, it's pretty much a 
silencer. 

423
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,760
When if you put a suppressor on 
that thing, it it would be you 

424
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,880
would, you'd barely hear. 
All you'd hear is the action. 

425
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,000
Yeah, baby. 
Right. 

426
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,880
Nice caliber. 
That that was a three O 8, 

427
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,520
right? 
Three O 8. 

428
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,480
Yeah, three O 8. 
Nice. 

429
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,080
We were. 
Talking about if things got 

430
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,040
really bad in your dad's stores,
we're down, we'd go driving and 

431
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,480
we'd be shooting deer from the 
passenger seat of the car 308. 

432
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,160
Yeah, sweet little rounds all. 
Right, so it's not Doctor 

433
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,200
Pepper, but I have A&W root 
beer, so I'm going to take it. 

434
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,760
That's probably pretty good 
Vanilla and cinnamon. 

435
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:28,880
I mean, you can't really. 
Go wrong with. 

436
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,320
That I, I will say also that 
cinnamon goes very well in 

437
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,680
coffee. 
It does if you yeah, if you, 

438
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,120
especially if you put some like 
like if you, if you have like a 

439
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,440
while you brew it, if you have 
like one of the the filter 

440
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,640
basket types, if you put some 
cinnamon in there with your 

441
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,880
coffee, really good. 
That's usually what I do. 

442
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,960
I put Rosemary and cinnamon in 
my coffee. 

443
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,320
That's your 20 gauge, right? 
I think you showed that to me 

444
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,360
while you were there. 
Rosemary Yeah, there's that. 

445
00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:59,000
There's that little yeah. 
Yeah, what up, baby? 

446
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,760
I'm sorry, Sir, I'm sorry. 
Jeez, it got crazy. 

447
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,920
Hang on, I gotta go get mine. 
I'll get your guns. 

448
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,920
I'm gonna go get my Bob Deuce. 
I got a drink in my hand. 

449
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,840
Hold on, I. 
Was like, I don't have a gun but

450
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,320
I had. 
Alcohol, yeah, I got, I mean. 

451
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,280
You could turn that fireball 
whiskey into into. 

452
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,240
A. 
Just spit it. 

453
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,240
Just just put it in your mouth 
with the lighter. 

454
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,840
I. 
I found out what what Molotov 

455
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,320
cocktails come from. 
That's so Russia. 

456
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,240
Russia. 
No. 

457
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,760
So good. 
I feel like you're gonna tell me

458
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,080
something I don't know. 
So tell me. 

459
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:44,040
It does Colorful night. 
In the 1930's, the new communist

460
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:48,440
Russia was at war with, I 
believe it was the Fins. 

461
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:54,560
Oh, right next door. 
And so they were bombing Finland

462
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,720
and they put out like a press 
release like, oh, we're not 

463
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,360
dropping bombs on Finland. 
We're just dropping like 

464
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,800
pamphlets and, you know, aid and
supplies. 

465
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:10,000
And so then the the general, his
name was something Molotov. 

466
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,680
So then the fin they created, 
you know, fire bombs. 

467
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,800
And they just said, oh, we're 
just serving cocktails to the 

468
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,880
Russians. 
It's OK. 

469
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,000
Oh, wow. 
I. 

470
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,400
Knew there was a General 
Molotov. 

471
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,440
I thought he was Russian. 
I didn't realize he was Finn. 

472
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,120
That makes sense. 
Wow, yeah. 

473
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:27,920
How? 
Interesting. 

474
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,240
Now see that, listeners, you get
on here and you don't just get a

475
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,840
bunch of nonsense and garbage, 
actually learn something. 

476
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:40,120
I feel a little smarter, too. 
Well, yeah, there's a lot of 

477
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,480
that. 
So it makes a. 

478
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,840
Minute in the rough. 
For every 3 three nonsense 

479
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,720
garbage that we spew, there's 
always one learning point, I 

480
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,240
said. 
You were late, Joe, because you 

481
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,520
were getting in your PlayStation
fixed. 

482
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,880
Yeah. 
No. 

483
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,960
Straight to. 
The I did that earlier too. 

484
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,960
I did that earlier too. 
That's like when it finally came

485
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,680
back on I I played for about 30 
minutes. 

486
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,480
I didn't play for long about 30 
minutes. 

487
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:05,800
I got a good zombie session and 
and this Terminator yes it. 

488
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,040
Works. 
Oh OK so we can play after ohh. 

489
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,560
Yes. 
Woo. 

490
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,080
So the. 
Termination. 

491
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,000
Friday night, dude. 
Friday night. 

492
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,360
Yep, that's prime time. 
Yeah, it is. 

493
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,240
PlayStation Prime Time you can't
do that to. 

494
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:17,840
Me. 
We. 

495
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,720
Where's Elon? 
I'm kind of, I kind of am 

496
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,360
somewhat glad they shut it down.
Michaela was not having any of 

497
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,960
it. 
She was like, I want to spend 

498
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,200
time with you. 
So it was a very bad week for 

499
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,000
us. 
And I was, she was like, and 

500
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,960
obviously I'm not going to argue
that I'm not Daddy. 

501
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,520
It's like I'm like, OK, we'll 
we'll spend time together. 

502
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,000
That's fine. 
Yeah. 

503
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,080
PlayStation so I guess I. 
Guess. 

504
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:49,160
Yeah, it's OK, but honestly if. 
Watching a movie Nice there's a 

505
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:53,960
waste of a Friday night. 
Feels like a waste when you go 

506
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,840
to bed early. 
Speaking of bed and falling 

507
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,440
asleep, what are your guys's 
opinions on weighted blankets? 

508
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,120
I love them. 
I hate them. 

509
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:02,800
I. 
Don't like it. 

510
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,440
I don't like it. 
Really don't like it. 

511
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,600
Do you like to love or to love? 
I like to hate. 

512
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,400
I love them three. 
We win. 

513
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,360
You would think that I would 
like it because I have massive 

514
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,600
amounts of anxiety, but I do 
not. 

515
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,600
Oh, I'm sorry you're. 
Just uncomfortable. 

516
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,720
Yeah, I I still. 
Like to have a yeah, I woke up 

517
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:25,840
more sore than I've ever, ever 
been in my life when I when I 

518
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,600
slept with the way. 
I used to sit and still sore. 

519
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,560
You gotta run in your sleep. 
That's how you get those ABS. 

520
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,680
Yeah, they restricted them. 
Sleep. 

521
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,440
Exercising. 
And it like he. 

522
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,560
Probably is. 
That's a good He's probably 

523
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,280
lifting weights while he's 
asleep. 

524
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:47,280
Yeah. 
But yeah, if you if you lie in a

525
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,600
in an improper position with a 
weighted blanket, it will mess 

526
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,920
you up, you'll wake up and you 
will wish you were in. 

527
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,840
I I definitely move less. 
Than. 

528
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,320
Wait, the 80s movie? 
What? 

529
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,760
Sure what? 
He said I have an improper 

530
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,240
position for you. 
It sounds like an 80s. 

531
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,440
So I said wait the 80s move it. 
Does sound like it. 

532
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,320
Yeah, it does, yeah. 
Improper position, but and. 

533
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,360
It does actually I only. 
Bring that up because maybe 90s 

534
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,840
when I moved out of my former 
roommate's house, I had to throw

535
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:19,800
mine away because I was like, 
you know what it's been you're 

536
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,360
really not supposed to wash 
these and it says on their 

537
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:27,480
machine washable. 
But in when I did that like all 

538
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,000
the like sand like bags inside, 
they didn't care. 

539
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,480
They got all tangled up into 
each other. 

540
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,720
So it was just basically my 
weighted blanket turned into a 

541
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,480
weighted lump. 
Oh man, terrible and I still and

542
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,320
I still slept with it and that's
fine. 

543
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,120
It felt great, but I just got a 
new one today. 

544
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:50,240
Queen size 20 lbs. 
Holy this is awesome. 

545
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:51,640
You like? 
That. 

546
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:57,920
Yeah, I honestly, so I have a 
15, I have a 15 pounder. 

547
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:02,040
I for my size, I'm supposed to 
have more like 20 or 25 lbs. 

548
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,520
I really wouldn't want more than
I mean, I I feel like I 

549
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,480
wouldn't. 
So my wife has makes those also.

550
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,240
They use, they use little glass 
beads and then you make it like 

551
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,760
a quilt and each square in the 
quilt gets a specific amount 

552
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,480
depending upon the weight of the
entire blanket. 

553
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,480
And then they just sew them up. 
And it's kind of a lengthy 

554
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,120
process, but. 
I just like a good comforter in 

555
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,800
the winter. 
Yeah, something like a light 

556
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,960
blanket in the summer because I 
get I get really hot when I 

557
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,160
sleep. 
And also the the bedding because

558
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:38,640
we have a a bed pad thing and 
that heats up my back. 

559
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,400
Like I wake up with Topper, a 
mattress Topper. 

560
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,560
So I wake up with sweaty cheeks.
You can give it. 

561
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,280
I got glazed. 
Glazed bone when I wake up. 

562
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,640
I'm not a big blanket guy. 
It has if it's really cold, I 

563
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,880
really. 
Like the weighted blanket? 

564
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,160
Otherwise, not so much. 
I always sleep with three. 03. 

565
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,000
Not 3 weighted blankets, but I 
sleep with three blankets. 

566
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,200
Yeah, no, Which I could never 
do. 

567
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,160
That say you you like sleeping 
under the weight of the 

568
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:10,080
garlocks. 
I like so I have. 

569
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,960
For me, it's I have the first 
layer, the one that I usually 

570
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,920
touch. 
It is a it's like a fuzzy soft 

571
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,880
blanket. 
And then I put the the weighted 

572
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,800
blanket over and then I put the 
a comforter over. 

573
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,640
My goodness, it is the most 
blissful sleep. 

574
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,200
I, I kid you, you guys have to. 
Try it. 

575
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,800
How about? 
I've got 2 fans going right. 

576
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,200
I've got, I've got white. 
Sleep with no white noise? 

577
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,920
Yep, with no white noise. 
Yep, I've got a white noise. 

578
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,040
Yep. 
Oh my goodness. 

579
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,880
Same. 
I'm a fan with Yeah. 

580
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:50,000
And then I've got just a regular
old sheet, just nice and nice 

581
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,760
and thin and that's it all I 
need. 

582
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,280
Oh yeah. 
So I I'll, I'll use the blanket 

583
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,240
during the winter time. 
That's the sheet. 

584
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,440
Otherwise the questions too. 
Is what sleep attire? 

585
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,520
Just my underwear I've got, I 
know I have like a thicker 

586
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,520
comforter that I have like on my
bed. 

587
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,160
Yeah. 
Unless like it's real cold. 

588
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,320
Like I wake up at 2:00 in the 
morning. 

589
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,040
I'm like, oh, I'm kind of cold. 
Yeah. 

590
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,080
Then I'll throw it on. 
But unless then that's that's 

591
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,120
it. 
So same. 

592
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,200
Time. 
I don't like sleeping with my 

593
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,960
shirt off. 
It's been a long time. 

594
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,360
Since I have. 
Me with it on? 

595
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,520
No, I can't. 
No, I'm just gonna say this. 

596
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,400
Don't come in my bedroom if I'm 
asleep. 

597
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,120
I'm Naked. 
I'm just gonna say this while 

598
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,080
I'm asleep. 
I really invite you. 

599
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,560
I don't very. 
Cordially. 

600
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,040
Invite you. 
To be in my I'm not. 

601
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:45,840
The one that's going awkward, I 
don't care, don't say. 

602
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,840
I mean, you know you're, you 
know, you're in for it. 

603
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,920
You. 
You knew what you were getting 

604
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,120
into when you came. 
To. 

605
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,360
My well, that's why I said my 
home defense is now just those 

606
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,240
red eye glasses, you know, and. 
Tube socks. 

607
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,600
I forgot about the two socks I 
got to get. 

608
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,440
A parallel defense plan is 
walking to the kitchen sink for 

609
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:11,000
a glass of water. 
Yeah, that. 

610
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,360
Would Hey, man, hey, man, put 
your hands on it. 

611
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,920
Oh, Dang. 
Oh. 

612
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,840
Man, I'm in the wrong house, 
man. 

613
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,680
Oh, shoot, I oh, what's that, 
Mom? 

614
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,960
Oh, I got. 
Mom's calling me, man. 

615
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,400
I got to go. 
Your little dog. 

616
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:34,440
Your little is open dude. 
Oh, you're not going anywhere. 

617
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:41,400
It's been a while. 
You know it's weird. 

618
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,920
That guy, that guy stepped into 
Oz, not your house. 

619
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,520
He opened the door and he was in
prison. 

620
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,280
It's a piece of old sage advice 
that my mom gave me when I was 

621
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,760
like a kid. 
She's like, never sleep naked in

622
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:58,120
case that there's a fire or you 
need to like be out of bed in 

623
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,560
the middle of the night. 
So I dress like neighbors in 

624
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,720
shorts show. 
Sleep shorts and AT shirt for 

625
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,840
me, that's how I. 
Sleep. 

626
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,840
Neighbors are getting. 
Short ones. 

627
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,960
No, they're like basketball 
shorts. 

628
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,520
OK. 
I'm usually in a T-shirt in my 

629
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,880
underwear. 
Yeah. 

630
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,760
I was hoping for like Ranger 
panties. 

631
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,520
Ranger panties. 
I mean, if like somebody gives 

632
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,160
me like a special gift, then 
I'll like wear them for a month 

633
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,360
and then send it back to them 
you. 

634
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,280
Guys don't know what Ranger 
panties are. 

635
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,880
No looking on Ranger panties for
something that oh, okay, you 

636
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,840
know, like they're just like 
swim trunks, but they're like 

637
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,160
kind of like a 2 inch inseam. 
They're real. 

638
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:41,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, 
I've never heard that term. 

639
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,880
That's actually funny. 
That's a bulge right there. 

640
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,520
That's three balls. 
I'll. 

641
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,680
Get you up there and you just 
take a picture in them, OK, 

642
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,880
Yeah, so that's what. 
Filling out the sides. 

643
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,360
When I when I was in basic 
training, that's what our 

644
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,400
running shorts look like. 
Was it? 

645
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,960
He's made. 
I did not. 

646
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,200
Like make sure baggage is 
properly a little bit. 

647
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,800
Longer. 
They had like an extra inch and 

648
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,080
a half, did they? 
I hated those things. 

649
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,080
It wasn't being, it wasn't fun 
being the guy like sitting on 

650
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,800
the other guy's legs while he's 
doing sit ups. 

651
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,960
Oh, man. 
Well, I'll tell you what the the

652
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,280
difference was these things, 
these things were they, they 

653
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,520
were this short, but they had 
they had a liner, they had their

654
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,200
own underwear. 
So it was it was that was the 

655
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,240
only nice thing about them. 
Well, these had like these had 

656
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,080
their own like liner, but they 
were like the like. 

657
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,600
The these weren't trying the 
mesh. 

658
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,600
Yeah. 
The mesh. 

659
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,560
Ones, yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

660
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,960
These weren't mesh. 
Thankfully, I was. 

661
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,040
I was grateful for that. 
They're sitting on it on this 

662
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,640
guy's legs, like while you're 
doing sit ups, you're just 

663
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,120
talking to him and you happen to
look down. 

664
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:46,480
I mean, I mean, at that point 
there's not, and I'm doing the 

665
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,640
sit ups. 
He's going to, right? 

666
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,080
I mean, it's not. 
I mean, you see it in the shower

667
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,680
all the time anyway. 
This picture I posted. 

668
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,040
Who cares? 
Is going to be us on the guys 

669
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,080
trip. 
So no, it is. 

670
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,080
Yeah. 
Yeah, except I'm not going to 

671
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:14,080
look like any of those guys. 
Holy cow, those are those guys. 

672
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,840
Look happy. 
Jeez, happy. 

673
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,080
Is that after? 
Is that before or after anal 

674
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:26,720
sluts 3? 
Is that what we're going to be 

675
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,480
filming? 
For me, Joe or it's. 

676
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,760
Hey, we're on. 
We're on three already. 

677
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,640
The Electrical. 
Geez. 

678
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:41,160
Electrical boxes or rectangles? 
Guys, can we just talk about the

679
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,840
the the plot holes in two in 
two, Yeah. 

680
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,560
And Oh my soul. 
Yes. 

681
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,440
Yeah, really. 
Got some bones to pick about 

682
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,080
those. 
Loaded the ladies. 

683
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,040
I knew. 
It we gave it to Disney and they

684
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,840
ruined it like they ruin 
everything else. 

685
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,760
Everything else, yeah. 
Never give anal slits to Disney 

686
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,600
well. 
To be fair, they probably 

687
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,480
already produced. 
It. 

688
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:09,159
That's a quote right there. 
Didn't Disney I. 

689
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:11,960
Stand by as well. 
I'm pretty sure they're the 

690
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,480
gayest company out there, so 
they might enjoy that. 

691
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:20,040
Whoa, No, no, not. 
I'm just saying it as a matter 

692
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,159
of fact. 
I'm not casting shade. 

693
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,320
I mean, Disney is awful, but I'm
not casting shade about the gay 

694
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,080
thing. 
So as of as of like 20 years ago

695
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:33,760
when I looked into it, Disney 
owned 22 porn companies and that

696
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,360
was like 20. 
Years. 

697
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,520
I believe it. 
Do they got to dip their fingers

698
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,159
in literally everything? 
You. 

699
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,040
Know what subscription? 
Carry over. 

700
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,600
Or. 
Joey died. 

701
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:52,719
Hit mine, I hope it does. 
But no, literally everything 

702
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:57,040
that the animators or the 
artists at Disney draw, Disney 

703
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:02,080
keeps it in a vault, even if 
it's like rule 34 stuff and it's

704
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,760
actually funny. 
So you go through their vault 

705
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,720
stuff, Yeah. 
Release the. 

706
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,240
Vault that the artist 
themselves. 

707
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,800
Drew release the. 
I want to see release the vault.

708
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:22,240
It's. 
Not Disney close enough. 

709
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,440
Going to be a bunch of like 
Shell from What's that movie 

710
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,240
called? 
I don't know, Desperado. 

711
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,920
Desperado, yeah. 
Yeah. 

712
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,800
I want to see, I want to see 
Little Mermaid shells brought to

713
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,880
life. 
They did that. 

714
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,280
There's a live action. 
Yeah, I want to see a movie. 

715
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,360
I want to see a movie about the 
shells she wears. 

716
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,200
I thought that would be better 
than the live action. 

717
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,960
Verse or the lack thereof. 
You mean you mean like a video 

718
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,760
short? 
No, I want a feature link movie.

719
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,720
What the heck? 
I want. 

720
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,080
AI want AAA studios work. 
Maybe. 

721
00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:00,760
Oh my soul. 
I want a movie all about Ariel's

722
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,680
breasts. 
OK, that's just. 

723
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,760
Trying not to make a joke about 
fish. 

724
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,000
The next thing on the line, and 
I'm gonna try not to say it. 

725
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,880
Yeah, we're. 
Not talking about fish, I can't 

726
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,560
do this. 
I've said this earlier in the 

727
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,880
podcast. 
I don't like fish. 

728
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,920
Well, you might if it was served
right. 

729
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:27,560
Oh, so the other day I noticed 
that Amazon Prime has the 

730
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,960
complete series of the whitest 
kids you know. 

731
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,280
Do they? 
Really. 

732
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,840
Do they like? 
Way I've. 

733
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,480
Never heard of this. 
And so I it was on something I 

734
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,960
don't besides YouTube, I don't 
remember what it was now like 

735
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,880
the, the network that they were 
on or. 

736
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,800
I can't remember whitest 
remember. 

737
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,320
What it was? 
Are they on ISD or whatever? 

738
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,200
The whitest kids you know. 
Yeah, yeah, they're a sketch 

739
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,920
comedy group, but. 
We'll send you some after. 

740
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,160
But I'll. 
Send you some. 

741
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,920
Links. 
I wanna watch the first episode 

742
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,800
like I've never seen like an 
entire episode. 

743
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,720
Yeah, it's only the. 
First watched it on something, I

744
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:07,560
don't remember what it was. 
The first episode had so many of

745
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,840
like just the great hits that we
constantly reference. 

746
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,680
Yeah, no way. 
And. 

747
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,560
Then like going into the second 
episode it had just a ton of 

748
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,960
them too. 
I was like, holy crap, is all 

749
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,680
the stuff that. 
We quote. 

750
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,720
From the first season. 
Yeah, like the first episode. 

751
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,560
The first episode has the 
Abraham Lincoln. 

752
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,200
Really. 
Wow. 

753
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:27,600
Yeah. 
And. 

754
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:33,640
Then Lincoln Calm Down had 
something else too. 

755
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:38,160
And then the second episode had 
the the peeing on my the peeing 

756
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,120
on my leg guy, the peeing on my 
leg guy, the. 

757
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:45,680
Classic. 
Excuse me, Sir, you see me 

758
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,520
peeing upon my leg. 
Sir, your your legs seem to be 

759
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,880
in the hair of my pee stream. 
What's all this? 

760
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,960
I still say the best kit they 
ever did was the one where 

761
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,480
dad'll get it. 
Yeah, that was the best kit 

762
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,240
ever. 
The one. 

763
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,240
Won't worry, guys. 
Dad'll get it. 

764
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,640
Yeah, don't worry. 
I. 

765
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,680
Haven't seen that. 
I haven't seen that one. 

766
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,040
Oh my goodness, you got to look 
that one of the leader seasons. 

767
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,320
Oh, that's ridiculous. 
The whole thing even I even got 

768
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,040
so after showing it the guys to 
the guys at work, you know, 

769
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,600
instead of saying dad, they say 
loaders now you know, don't 

770
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:22,320
worry, the loaders will get it 
because it's true. 

771
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:23,160
It's. 
So true. 

772
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,160
Yeah, one of the guys is on 
TikTok now. 

773
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,240
Yeah, yeah. 
And he's just like, send me any 

774
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,600
kids quotes and I'll tell you 
what's good it's from. 

775
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,840
Nice, So would you remember? 
When TikTok was banned guys. 

776
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,000
What a nice. 
Yeah, I saw your comment but. 

777
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,520
I said Jumanji honestly, if you 
got that. 

778
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,160
Cuz I saw your comment after I 
posted mine and mine was nail 

779
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:55,080
gun. 
I'm from the same sketch that 

780
00:38:55,280 --> 00:39:00,720
that one's from Nail Gun. 
No, so they actually they have 

781
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,360
their own podcast and they 
really won't. 

782
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,800
Be there left. 
Yeah, well, the the four of 

783
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,760
them, yeah. 
Oh, is there 4 left? 

784
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,160
My bad. 
Yeah, but they they just sit and

785
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,320
they watch the episode, whatever
episode they're on and they just

786
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,880
talk about the behind the scenes
on they commentate on it. 

787
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,880
Nice, nice. 
The other one that I found, and 

788
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,680
I don't know why I found the 
other one so funny. 

789
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:28,680
The other one that they did was 
the one where the where the dad 

790
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,720
installed the black light in his
son's room and then turned it on

791
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,400
up to you it's. 
Like everywhere. 

792
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,720
It was because it was just 
every. 

793
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,320
It was on the dad's hand. 
It was all over the kids. 

794
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,320
Can the kids? 
Mouth. 

795
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:48,280
Oh yeah, he's like, he's like, 
I'm so. 

796
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:54,840
Disappointed in you and he. 
Was, you know what was probably 

797
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,920
else in the first episode? 
The classroom skit. 

798
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,440
That one's probably one of the 
most iconic ones. 

799
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,080
I think that one's in the second
or third episode. 

800
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:07,040
Where he's like, sorry kids, I 
just learned that one of your 

801
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,720
parents has been tragically 
killed in a car accident. 

802
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,920
Man. 
Try to try to guess whose whose 

803
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:19,880
mommy I got. 
In the park, is it Joey's mom? 

804
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,640
No, no, Joey's mom. 
Oh my soul, he's an. 

805
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,720
Alcoholic. 
Memory. 

806
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:34,800
He already died last year. 
Was it Timmy's mom? 

807
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,200
You're right, it was Timmy's 
mom. 

808
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,520
My soul. 
What? 

809
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,720
Who wants to guess for a sucker 
what Timmy's mom probably most 

810
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,960
looked like during the last few 
moments of her life? 

811
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:53,360
Oh. 
My soul, I do. 

812
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,400
I do remember that 10. 
Timmy, that was terrible. 

813
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,600
He cries and runs out. 
I always hated that kid anyway. 

814
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,360
No, no, it was Jared's mom. 
Yeah, I'm going to grape you in 

815
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,200
the mouth that. 
Was the stupidest kid. 

816
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,920
I'm going to soundclip that I'm.
Going to grape you in the mouth 

817
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,080
and. 
He double s down. 

818
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:19,520
I did. 
I figured I may as well give you

819
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,800
a good take if you're going to 
do it. 

820
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,240
They're funny cheddar. 
Grapes, the kids. 

821
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,320
I love it. 
I think even without nostalgia, 

822
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,920
I think they're still funny. 
Abraham linked one like That 

823
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,360
one's just hilarious. 
Yeah, I'll link that one in the 

824
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,120
description. 
Calm down. 

825
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,920
Just calm down. 
Calm. 

826
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,440
Down calm. 
Down. 

827
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,160
Just calm down. 
How's the play? 

828
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:47,320
Too much drink, too much fun. 
I gotta take a piss. 

829
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,520
I gotta piss. 
That's OK. 

830
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,280
I got a bottle. 
I got a bottle. 

831
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,680
We're on the party for 5 
minutes. 

832
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,480
Be like that piece wouldn't stop
talking. 

833
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,360
You shut up. 
Yeah, they're fun. 

834
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,480
We made Chatterley. 
Well. 

835
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,120
What else I miss? 
I have friends over. 

836
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,480
They might still be here. 
I don't know. 

837
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,560
Why aren't you over? 
I did look through my Facebook 

838
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,480
memories and not Facebook 
memories but my whatever 

839
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,960
memories and it a couple years 
ago I was planning a trip up 

840
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,520
there. 
Yeah. 

841
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,960
What was that last year? 
Year, year before, yeah. 

842
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,840
It's already been that long. 
Yeah. 

843
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,960
Oh, that was Dead Ring. 
Too. 

844
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,680
You were on Dead Ring too, yeah?
Holy crap. 

845
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,280
Wow, that is wild. 
Yeah, time has flown. 

846
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,720
Yeah, I was fun when you're 
having flies. 

847
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,640
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

848
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,080
I haven't many. 
Definitely, definitely. 

849
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,360
You guys have flies? 
Yeah. 

850
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:48,120
Several times back through 
mothership too. 

851
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,240
We're talking about what year is
it? 

852
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,720
It's 2020. 
That's five years ago. 

853
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,400
Yeah, jeez, how in the world? 
Wow, it really was. 

854
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,400
Yeah, so we've been doing this 
for a while. 

855
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,520
Someday we'll get promoted by 
somebody. 

856
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,760
Just need to have somebody 
famous listen. 

857
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,320
Yeah, maybe. 
That's all. 

858
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,240
That's all. 
That's all I need. 

859
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,440
No, they'll hate it. 
We will get the right person. 

860
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,000
We need like a Norm MacDonald 
type to listen. 

861
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:16,880
Joe Magnoliano, he does. 
He does D&D, you know, we 

862
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,280
aren't. 
We aren't serious enough about 

863
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,280
our D and DI. 
Don't think he would sponsor us.

864
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,200
I like us better than Critical 
Role. 

865
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,440
This isn't this isn't anything 
like we do everything as goofy 

866
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,360
as we possibly can. 
Right. 

867
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,120
But I like a good campaign 
though, and I think we're going 

868
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,920
to have some longer campaigns 
ahead. 

869
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,480
Chatter's thing is going to be 
pretty long. 

870
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,360
Cowboys is going to be pretty 
long. 

871
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,240
See. 
We need to see. 

872
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,480
We need Theo Von to listen to 
us, so we need to listen to us. 

873
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,040
I don't like him though. 
No. 

874
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,400
No, I just don't like him. 
Well, now he's not gonna respond

875
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,800
to us. 
Thanks, Joey. 

876
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,320
His parents are too old. 
Is that what you said? 

877
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,880
Yeah. 
I just remembered him. 

878
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,040
I just remembered him saying my 
parents were seven years old 

879
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,960
when they had me. 
Seven years old. 70 years old. 

880
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,800
Oh, 70 years old. 
His dad was like, dead now. 

881
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:08,840
Yeah. 
Oh wow. 

882
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:09,840
Is he dead now? 
Probably. 

883
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,640
No. 
No. 

884
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,280
You missed. 
I dodged it. 

885
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,320
I caught it. 
We're all the 20. 

886
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,080
We're all the 20. 
We all know with my roles I 

887
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,960
rolled a Nat 1 twice. 
I mean, yeah. 

888
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,840
That's another kind of luck. 
Yeah, yeah, the worst kind. 

889
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,520
Some would say. 
Devil's luck. 

890
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,160
So anyway, Jill, I'm a little 
behind the class, you know, I'm 

891
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,600
still on dial up Internet days. 
Where did you post that to? 

892
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,840
What? 
The thing you posted like it was

893
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,840
like 30 minutes ago. 
Probably Tsunami. 

894
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,880
Memes. 
Oh the the Ranger panties. 

895
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,200
Oh, there you go. 
Yep. 

896
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,400
Yeah, it's a memes. 
There's just a couple guys with 

897
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,160
bulges. 
Yeah, and then I might love it. 

898
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,880
And it says George Peanuts until
it looks like this. 

899
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,840
Yeah, that's a hot barrel right 
there, boys. 

900
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,080
There he is. 
Guys, cheddar starting to scare 

901
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,240
me. 
Cheddar. 

902
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,160
Is that you, buddy? 
Cheddar. 

903
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,960
What's he doing? 
Did the skinwalkers get you 

904
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,560
buddy? 
Oh wait, I think I hear him. 

905
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,800
That's not him. 
That's the. 

906
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,120
That's the sound board. 
That's the shadow people walking

907
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,560
board. 
They're not, they're not, 

908
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,120
they're not skinwalkers. 
They're, they're they're dermal 

909
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,920
diners. 
Yeah. 

910
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,840
So apparently so one of the 
podcasts that I listen to, 

911
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:31,640
Native Americans really, really 
do not like Skinwalkers. 

912
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,480
So they Native Americans. 
What do you mean to someone who?

913
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,200
Does. 
They invent well, so to them it 

914
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,960
to them. 
So like, you know, we I, I 

915
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,960
thought it was kind of funny and
after the trip to Tennessee, it 

916
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,120
wasn't as funny. 
Not Tennessee excuse. 

917
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,240
Me. 
They really believe it though. 

918
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,440
I I'm pretty sure that there was
one out there. 

919
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,840
I'm I'm fairly certain did I 
experienced 1 so actually not 

920
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,040
100%. 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was 

921
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,920
real. 
It was uncanny. 

922
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,160
Made the hair on the back of my 
neck stand up kind. 

923
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,480
Of we need the whole story for 
this one, definitely. 

924
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,200
Okay, well, so quick, so I'll 
hit it quickly. 

925
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,960
Yeah, so we did give it to me 
straight. 

926
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,920
So my brother, my SO, we were in
southern Illinois, you know, out

927
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,200
to be deer hunting, which always
turns into just, you know, 

928
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,080
watching them on the side of the
road as we drive past. 

929
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,720
Them, yeah. 
So but the the house that we 

930
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:27,280
were staying in had had a hot 
tub and my brother went out. 

931
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,960
My brother and I were out in the
hot tub and there was a cat that

932
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,640
sounded like it was either 
either under the deck that we 

933
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,080
were on or right next to the 
deck. 

934
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,200
Just kept meowing. 
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, 

935
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,240
meow. 
Just kept meowing. 

936
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,320
But it was always the same. 
It was always the same pitch. 

937
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,480
It was always, it didn't like 
nothing. 

938
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,800
It was always the exact same 
meow every time. 

939
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,680
Yeah. 
Which is not completely unusual.

940
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,400
Yeah. 
So we're just sitting there 

941
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,160
talking. 
I think we each had a cigar, you

942
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,760
know, and like, I, I looked at 
him and he's like, you hear 

943
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,680
something. 
So apparently his hearing isn't 

944
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,680
all that good because he doesn't
always wear hearing protection 

945
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,760
when he shoots. 
And so I was like, yeah, there's

946
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,320
a cat out here meowing. 
Like, like, it's like, like, I 

947
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,840
feel like it's saying, like 
trying to get my attention kind 

948
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,920
of a meow because it just keeps 
doing it. 

949
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,960
And so I got, I got out of the 
hot tub and looked over the side

950
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:21,160
and the meow like moved. 
But where it sounded like it was

951
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,200
coming from, you know, it was 
just open. 

952
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,200
I, I couldn't see anything. 
It was dark, so I was like, you 

953
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,000
know, okay, yeah, almost exactly
like that. 

954
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,640
So no, not really. 
But I mean, so like I ignored 

955
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:44,240
it, got back in the hot tub and 
and it kept meowing meow. 

956
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,440
So I went, I went back inside 
and I grabbed a flashlight. 

957
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,800
Meow, baby. 
And started, as soon as I 

958
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,400
started shining the light, it 
started started meowing more 

959
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,000
like, yeah, yeah, you're on to 
it. 

960
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,040
And I, I looked at and I was 
joking. 

961
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,000
I looked at my brother and I was
like, I think this thing's a 

962
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,720
stinking skinwalker. 
And so I go walking out there 

963
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,320
and it just kept meow, meow, 
meow, keep coming, keep coming. 

964
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,280
The sound was moving away from 
me, but I couldn't see any. 

965
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,080
So there's tall grass. 
Couldn't see the grass moving or

966
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,240
anything. 
So I was like, no, I'm not 

967
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:22,760
playing your games. 
Like, I'm not scared of you, but

968
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,600
I don't feel like I'm dumb 
enough to just go walking up on 

969
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,200
your turf where you can just do 
whatever you feel like doing. 

970
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,800
We're not having that because I 
I've never heard the end of the 

971
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,160
story. 
What happens to people that 

972
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,800
actually encounter skinwalkers, 
Right. 

973
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,320
Yeah, exactly so. 
I. 

974
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,360
Mean, you know, I'm not 
necessarily about that. 

975
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,960
I'm big guy, take him a long 
time to eat me, but you know. 

976
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,000
Maybe pretty? 
Soon though, pretty soon though,

977
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,720
Randy will start hearing Hey 
Randy, come here quick. 

978
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,720
Right, right, Randy. 
No, see. 

979
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:54,280
And I don't want that. 
So so I went, I went back in and

980
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,760
like like Randy stayed out there
for a while. 

981
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,000
And so like later on, it was 
like later in the evening, like 

982
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,880
I stuck my head out there and as
soon as it saw me, because 

983
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,480
apparently it was watching. 
And this is what really started 

984
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,200
to freak me out. 
It started meowing as soon as I 

985
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,720
stepped outside, as soon as I 
stepped outside, Meow, meow, 

986
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,400
meow. 
Like you're back. 

987
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,000
Meow, meow, like what the actual
heck? 

988
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,080
And so I'd shine the light out 
there and it would quit. 

989
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:24,160
So whatever. 
So I ignored it, right? 

990
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:29,400
So the next morning, same thing.
It was like, I think we went to 

991
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,080
bed like 11, midnight, whatever.
I was up at like 4 or something 

992
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,600
in the morning and okay, so 
here's why I woke up. 

993
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:39,320
I heard something scratching 
like right, just below like like

994
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,280
where the soffit and face you 
would be just below that 

995
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,200
scratching at the house. 
And I laid there for a minute 

996
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:51,160
and I'm like, really? 
So I got up, yeah, baby. 

997
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,520
And I went out and as soon as I 
stepped out off of that onto 

998
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,040
that deck, I heard the meow and 
start up again. 

999
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:01,040
And I'm like, you know what? 
No, I'm, I'm done with you. 

1000
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,800
I'm in the house. 
If you want me, come in and get 

1001
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,560
me. 
All right? 

1002
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,520
It's just that simple. 
So I went back inside, you know,

1003
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,400
got dressed, got ready to go 
hunting and everything. 

1004
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,960
I just purchased a hex suit at 
HECS. 

1005
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,160
It's supposed to. 
So it's it what it does, it's 

1006
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:19,400
it, I don't know if it's copper,
but it, it's supposed to take 

1007
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,000
your, your electrical pattern 
that animals can see and it 

1008
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,160
discharges your like your 
bioelectric pattern, which is 

1009
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,760
what shows if you're alive, so 
that when they see you, they can

1010
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,320
still see you. 
They can still see your 

1011
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,680
movement, but you don't look 
alive to them. 

1012
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,120
You look like an inanimate 
object blowing in the wind, so 

1013
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,080
to speak. 
Wild. 

1014
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,520
It really is wild and it really 
does seem to work. 

1015
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,760
It freaked out our dogs when 
they saw me in it. 

1016
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,960
And so when I stepped out on the
deck with this thing on, I 

1017
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,360
wasn't intending to do anything.
There was no meow, nothing. 

1018
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:48,840
And I was like, well, that's 
weird. 

1019
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,400
And so I walked out to the 
grass. 

1020
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,920
It was still dark out, nothing. 
And I went meow. 

1021
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,000
And as soon as I did, it was 
meow, meow, meow like it did not

1022
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,600
see me. 
And that was that was kind of 

1023
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,480
for I was like, OK, so this 
thing really does work. 

1024
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,400
I did determine like later on in
the morning before we, before we

1025
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,520
left or something like that, 
that there was a cat meowing 

1026
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,840
from across the street and there
was like an old dilapidated 

1027
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,000
barn. 
I couldn't see a cat anywhere, 

1028
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,360
guys. 
And I'm like, you know what? 

1029
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,920
I'm not going on your territory.
If you want to come to me, 

1030
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,360
that's fine. 
We'll have it out. 

1031
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,200
You know, we'll battle whatever 
you want to do. 

1032
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,240
But I don't, I don't feel 
comfortable going on your 

1033
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:28,000
territory because I don't have a
beef with you, you know, And I'm

1034
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,080
not going to be your lunch. 
That's, you know, that's the 

1035
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,040
other thing. 
You can be mine, but I won't be 

1036
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,560
yours because I'm smarter than, 
well, hopefully so. 

1037
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,160
Yeah, That concludes the story 
of the possible Skinwalker. 

1038
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,960
Mr. Master finally like comes 
face to face or whatever he was 

1039
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,080
like hearing and it was actually
just a child fucking with them 

1040
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,120
just. 
I mean, you know, or an actual 

1041
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:49,160
cat. 
Using a ghillie suit like. 

1042
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I kept thinking like man is 

1043
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,320
there really a cat like in 
distress or something? 

1044
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,680
Just a really bored kid and his 
parents won't let him inside. 

1045
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,840
But it was the exact same meow 
for like 6 hours. 

1046
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,840
It never got more or less 
intense. 

1047
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:11,560
The speed would would would get 
a little faster, but like that 

1048
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,600
was it. 
The only the only other rational

1049
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,720
explanation for everything that 
Mister Master was talking about 

1050
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,760
is he is the cigars were laced 
with acid. 

1051
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,560
Yeah, I think so. 
I mean, I suppose there's a 

1052
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,600
potential for that in that case.
I mean, I guess, I guess it 

1053
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,920
wasn't a bad trip. 
Yeah, Skinwalkers are only 

1054
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,720
Euclid class SCPS, so you're 
fine, you can kill them. 

1055
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,720
They're fairy folk. 
They're they're only, they're 

1056
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,680
only dangerous if they turn 
Keeter. 

1057
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,720
Keeter. 
Yeah, once. 

1058
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,280
Once he gets catered class SCP 
then that's not fun. 

1059
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,520
You can kill it. 
You can kill a Euclid though. 

1060
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,480
You can kill a Euclid. 
You don't want to, but you 

1061
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,400
can't. 
No, it's what I. 

1062
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,360
Posted out. 
What I posted is in memes is 

1063
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,600
essentially what we would be 
doing if we were decided to be 

1064
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:07,000
paranormal hunters. 
Mountain monsters. 

1065
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,000
Yes, where? 
Is that going? 

1066
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,200
Yeah. 
No, no, You guys want to 

1067
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,200
honestly know the thing that 
would make us famous? 

1068
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:20,760
I thought of this one when we 
were in college. 6/6 of us guys,

1069
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,640
we're all we know there's 
paranormal stuff out there. 

1070
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:27,000
But for the most part I don't 
know about Cheddar's was most of

1071
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,520
us don't believe in ghosts like 
people who have not gone on to 

1072
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:34,040
the others. 
So I had this idea for a YouTube

1073
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:38,040
channel, maybe 15 minute 
episodes where normal people who

1074
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,280
really don't believe in ghosts 
go and visit haunted places to 

1075
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,440
see if they're really haunted or
if it's literally just a tourist

1076
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,640
attraction. 
And I honestly. 

1077
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,720
I'm one of those people where I 
want, I want ghosts to exist. 

1078
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,480
Here's I don't believe in them, 
but I want them to exist because

1079
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,280
it would be so cool. 
Here's the thing. 

1080
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,800
So I'm all for it. 
Let's let's do a YouTube channel

1081
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,200
or a podcast or whatever. 
I love that idea. 

1082
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,280
I don't want to hunt ghosts. 
I want to. 

1083
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,400
Hunt. 
No, No, no, no, no, Jeff. 

1084
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,480
We're not hunting ghosts. 
We're not talking. 

1085
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,160
There will be No. 
Did you hear that? 

1086
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,080
Oh my goodness, the 
temperature's dropping. 

1087
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,160
It is literally us going into 
either. 

1088
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,240
Debunk. 
Or or. 

1089
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,560
Completely go this place has 
some sort of spirit activity and

1090
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,120
then leave. 
Nothing like exaggerated or 

1091
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,960
ridiculous. 
Also, if we did this, we'd have 

1092
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,000
to carry actual weapons because 
if we didn't we'd get attacked 

1093
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,720
by people and they'd. 
Be like it was ghosts. 

1094
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,480
It was totally ghosts, but 
people would be attacked. 

1095
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,440
So that's why I'm saying let's 
do like the mountain monsters 

1096
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,280
do. 
Let's go out in the woods in the

1097
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,960
middle of the night and let's 
hunt things. 

1098
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:47,560
Let's go, I'm down. 
They were hunting the Cherokee 

1099
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,440
Devil. 
I'm down. 

1100
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,480
And that was the Cherokee Devil 
that had captured Jeff and had 

1101
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,400
turned his mind against the rest
of the group. 

1102
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:00,360
I am down. 
Let's do it now. 

1103
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,960
See, Now see, here's the here's,
here's the proper etiquette for 

1104
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:11,000
that. 
See, I'm a big guy and I'm 

1105
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,240
support, right? 
So I will be so loaded down with

1106
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,240
equipment, nothing can take me 
away. 

1107
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,400
I'm for it. 
Let's go hunt. 

1108
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,880
Let's go hunt Skinwalkers. 
I think I want to be the either 

1109
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:28,400
the instigator or the agitator. 
So I did try that was another 

1110
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,560
thing. 
So I and it was one of the 

1111
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:33,120
things that really made me 
wonder if it wasn't just a cat. 

1112
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:37,440
I did whistle because supposedly
whistling like freaks him out. 

1113
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:41,000
And so I was whistling like a 
like a dog, you know, and it 

1114
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,320
didn't freak out. 
Now I've seen, I've seen videos 

1115
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,600
where they do. 
I mean, you never know how real 

1116
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,200
stuff is anyway. 
I think most of that stuff's 

1117
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,000
probably fake, but. 
To be fair, my cats don't freak 

1118
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,160
out when you whistle at them. 
They'll look at you but they 

1119
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,200
don't follow those videos where 
it's like see how the cat 

1120
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,000
reacts. 
My cat never does. 

1121
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:03,000
No, supposedly skinwalkers freak
out when you whistle meow. 

1122
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,040
Let me see your whistle, baby. 
Whistle, baby. 

1123
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,880
Let me know it'd. 
Be funny to play like the WAP 

1124
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:17,320
song to them. 
I'll just so so just in the in 

1125
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,520
the middle of the forest all 
like you're out hunting or 

1126
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,440
camping, whatever, you know, 
starts getting really, really 

1127
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,960
quiet. 
And then all of a sudden you 

1128
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,160
just hear a very faint murmuring
of I don't cook, I don't clean. 

1129
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,760
Here's what it is, guys. 
It's it's the five of us in the 

1130
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,120
middle of the woods at 1:00 in 
the morning. 

1131
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,800
Pitch blackout. 
Camera doesn't pick up any. 

1132
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,840
Conda don't. 
Camera camera crew doesn't pick 

1133
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,840
up anything, but all of a sudden
they hear a JBL speaker start up

1134
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,320
and they just hear Fetty Wap 
start playing through it again. 

1135
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,520
I want you to be mine again, 
baby. 

1136
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:01,120
I'm here for. 1738 got to be 
better than that grouse going 

1137
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,960
boom boom boom. 
Or you just hear, keep in the 

1138
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,560
forest at night, all right? 
It's dark. 

1139
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,000
We're going through with 
flashlights. 

1140
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:10,720
It's very quiet. 
You just hear the, you know, the

1141
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,320
cicadas, and then they stop. 
And then you just hear. 

1142
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:20,560
Yeah, what up, baby? 
Yeah, baby it. 

1143
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,360
Was either. 
That or just. 

1144
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,080
Well, that's that's the 
skinwalker though, because my my

1145
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,520
fighting tactic on camera is 
when we go face to face with the

1146
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,440
animal is I just get naked and I
laugh at my. 

1147
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:41,520
Top of one, get to the chopper. 
I will bring it back. 

1148
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:46,960
To you if you're covered in. 
Sacrificial plate of chili 

1149
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:51,320
cheese tot. 
Chili and cheese. 

1150
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:54,840
Wait, that's not it. 
Yeah. 

1151
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:01,120
I got chili and cheese, large 
chili cheese, hot filled with 

1152
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,400
chili and. 
Cheese. 

1153
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,120
I love that trench and 
mayonnaise. 

1154
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,240
And mayonnaise. 
And just I don't believe without

1155
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,040
my jar of mayonnaise. 
Yeah, he's. 

1156
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:21,680
With the belly like that, just. 
It's the ritual. 

1157
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:30,920
It will appease him. 
I got large pilly chains tongue.

1158
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,160
Well then we just carry a jar of
mayonnaise with us. 

1159
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,080
Each. 
Yeah. 

1160
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,520
Well, you got to slather your 
you got to slather your butt 

1161
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:42,720
holes with it. 
So that way not to go after good

1162
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,480
night. 
But that would make me hungry 

1163
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:49,520
though. 
Right, It's either somebody we 

1164
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,800
know or it's a Wendigo. 
Either way, chances wait. 

1165
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,160
If we slather ourselves in 
mayonnaise, then the Wendigo 

1166
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:58,080
will want to eat us.