1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:07,560 The mini podcast presents C&D under the table. 2 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,320 I RSVP D today. I didn't see that. 3 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,360 Thank you. I appreciate that. 4 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,880 All you saw it you get like notifications. 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,600 An alert. Hold on. 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,960 I'll tell you exactly what I told you. 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,360 This is what I was thinking too. Oh wait, it. 8 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,840 Morning gay boy coming to your wedding. 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,160 I did not know that. It's so personal. 10 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:41,360 It's a it's a Joe Gollum Gollum, Gollum Gollum and I can't say 11 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,520 that last name. Responding to the following Five 12 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,240 will attend the wedding, 5 will attend the reception, and then 13 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,920 it said talk to. You, boy, 5, that's too many. 14 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,200 Yeah, boy, you're going to have to do only four. 15 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,520 I also. Saw the the baby name on there 16 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,360 because RSVP. Here is that real? 17 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,840 I was going to. Ask that's yeah, it's real 18 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,480 really good in that. I think it's kind of cool. 19 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,360 I I think it's pretty cool. Josephine. 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,240 Josephine. Cora and Josephine, my kids. 21 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:10,800 My kids. I thought, you're going to say 22 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,800 Joaquin. I was like, that's a fine middle 23 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,080 name. Joaquin Phoenix. 24 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:22,880 My name is Joe Savine Joaquini. On the website, though, I saw 25 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:27,360 the unfortunate picture of the wedding party. 26 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,240 Derek's picture I have. It's so bad. 27 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,960 That's the only. Way I have what's my? 28 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,280 What's my picture? What's my picture? 29 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,520 I. Want. 30 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,720 I haven't. I haven't. 31 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,720 I. I don't. 32 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,720 I don't need I. Want to see this? 33 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,720 The invite's on your fridge. Yeah, I saw it today. 34 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:49,080 Oh yeah, that's. Right Cheddar Joe I. 35 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,760 Was saying I never saw it but. One picture of you. 36 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,440 I have one picture of you on my phone. 37 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,160 That's it, Dang. It they're. 38 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,760 Not great pictures. I need pictures. 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,720 Your eyes are closed. Because 120 a 125 people are 40 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,280 going to be seeing this. So oh. 41 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:14,400 Yeah. You know what what them it's 42 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,040 expectations. It's a picture from the boy 43 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,880 strip so. Yeah, it's bad. 44 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,560 It's a bad picture. Your eyes are closed. 45 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,840 It's not great. Oh. 46 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,400 Oh is my all my pants off? That's probably why it's bad. 47 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:31,600 It wasn't one of those. Pants off, pants off, Hands off, 48 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:37,480 pants off. So yeah. 49 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,200 Yeah, if you want to send me a better picture I will gladly put 50 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:44,000 it in. I'll send you a better picture 51 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 too, because you got an old one of me. 52 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,240 I it's a very old one of you. Back when I was just a boy, 53 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:51,640 discovered just. A weird little Eddie. 54 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:57,520 Discovering myself. Not like that. 55 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,680 Not like that. Another way of thinking. 56 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,840 Like what? Not like what I mean, I can say 57 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,000 anything. I know, I know what you're 58 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,480 thinking and yeah, but. I don't know, you can't read my 59 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,200 mind. Oh, I'm reading it. 60 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,880 I can. Your page is like an open book 61 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,680 reading it. I mean, I put a bookmark there, 62 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,040 but I didn't, I didn't leave it open. 63 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,800 I'm not that dumb. I just tugged in that thing. 64 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:26,600 Keep tugging, tugging, tugging until it cried until it cries. 65 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:30,240 You can judge a book by its cover if you yank it hard 66 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,240 enough. Whoa, that's that's illegal. 67 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,200 Life lessons. That's. 68 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,000 Not until the book is not the books of age. 69 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,240 The Mark Twain said you can't judge a book by its cover, and 70 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,640 he said he said naughty words in his books. 71 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,720 Mark Twain said that, huh. Yeah, Mark Twain said that. 72 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,920 I thought it was Gandhi. No, Mark Twain, said Cracker. 73 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,640 You can't judge no book by his cover. 74 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,800 He did talk like that, that that was the old English way. 75 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,880 They they white marked in history. 76 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,320 Yes. Yeah, Mark Twain. 77 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,360 You're the main. Mark Twain, Markus Twain. 78 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:15,840 So did you guys get my message in episodes and ideas? 79 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,040 Yes. And an idea of. 80 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,440 It's all done. I thank you. 81 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,280 I appreciate it. Welcome. 82 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:26,720 Derek's working on my sheet, paying minimum wage. 83 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,120 I'm getting paid. Minimum wage, yeah, which is 84 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:34,160 $0.00 an hour Chinese. That's a lie. 85 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,760 Sorry, China. Yeah, all of our millions of 86 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:45,960 listeners in China. Yeah, it's like 0.010. 87 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,840 It's it's like, it's probably just the one guy that's got to 88 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,720 monitor like all the channels that come out of the US. 89 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,600 Probably, yeah. And he only listens to it all 90 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:58,160 the time. Yeah, he's learning English from 91 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,280 us. Oh yeah. 92 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,320 He said the. Only words he knows is Lenny and 93 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,560 gay. And the N. 94 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,200 Word. That sounds about right. 95 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,000 That's a universal thing, everyone. 96 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,920 Learns that in school, but my idea is to have the dumbest 97 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,560 comment of the week. OK. 98 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,760 Which is comment that you saw listener mail in your comments 99 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,200 that you saw the dumbest comment across any social media that you 100 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,560 saw this week. And I was going to get the 101 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,400 handle. I really want to publicly 102 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,800 humiliate. I don't have it right now. 103 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,160 But the dumbest comment of the week was on this TikTok video I 104 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:37,720 saw. Is it? 105 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,920 It was a it was a body Cam video of a police officer. 106 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:46,200 And he's going to the House of the dad who's got a machete, 107 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,280 very tense situation. He's got 2 teenage sons are 108 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,920 walking in and out of the house. The guy's like, whoa, whoa, 109 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,120 whoa, stop, stop. And they're not stopping because 110 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,280 of course they're not. Why would they? 111 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,320 Because that would be smart. But the dad walks out and he's 112 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,440 holding a meat cleaver. He's like, hey, hey, don't, 113 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,360 don't move, don't move. And he's he's like, he's raising 114 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,560 in the air. He's like, don't if you take 115 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,040 another step, you get a good shot and he takes another step 116 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,880 and he pop pops him right in the arm in the shoulder. 117 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:15,480 Kids screaming dad, dad, dad. And it's like it's, it's so 118 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,000 tense situation like I can't believe this is happening and 119 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,080 and the kids trying to run away and the cops grabbing them and 120 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,560 it's it's kind of he's the way he's screaming about for his dad 121 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:28,080 is is heartbreaking, but he's like, like, call me, get the F 122 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:32,800 off me, get off me N word, you know, and he says the N word as 123 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,840 the cops dragging him away and dragging him into the ground. 124 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:38,040 He's got to get him in cuffs and the dumbest comment of the week 125 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:43,800 goes to the brilliant tik toker who said I felt bad for the kid 126 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,920 until he said the N word Is it that is the thing that he pulled 127 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,440 from the video? Who cares what he's saying? 128 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,200 He's just a kid. He's a teenager. 129 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,960 You're dumb. That was a dumb comment. 130 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,400 That's really what you're thinking. 131 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,880 Then you're really dumb. I'm sorry. 132 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,120 Dumbest comment of the week. That's fair. 133 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,760 As a. Child trigger word. 134 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,200 It doesn't matter what he says. He could have said, I hate Jews. 135 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,880 Like it doesn't matter what he says. 136 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,880 His dad just got shot. Like you could see it. 137 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,680 He got shot. So. 138 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,320 His dad hold on, you stopped really stopped feeling bad for 139 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,520 him after he said that. So I'm hearing that if my dad 140 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:26,720 gets shot I say the N word. For me, yeah, not from that guy. 141 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,600 I get. I get a pass. 142 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,240 Then you deserve to watch. And I gotta shoot myself now. 143 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,840 No, I I get a pass. Is that what I'm hearing? 144 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,400 That guy would, would, would not. 145 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,080 He would say that you deserve to watch your dad get shot. 146 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,600 He's got a gun. I knew this was coming. 147 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,800 I knew this day was coming. I'll be over in a minute, Papa. 148 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,440 I got a lot of words off my chest. 149 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,480 Sorry Bob, I'm trying to get my N word pass. 150 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,000 It's fine. I, you know, I, I, I couldn't 151 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,240 defend myself against you. I I could. 152 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,200 And now we're Scott. I can say this word. 153 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,160 Yeah, just at. Least aim for like my arm 154 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,960 somewhere. Yeah, my dad's dead. 155 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:12,840 So does that mean that I get it or yeah, get it? 156 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,760 I get it. I did. 157 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,760 I did see a video I think earlier today. 158 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,600 I. Think I think noise suppression 159 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:26,120 cut me out there. I said nice friend. 160 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,200 Where were you saying Dad come? To Oh, I, I, I did see a video 161 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:33,440 earlier today of a, so it was a guy that was a, and it was a, it 162 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,880 was a black guy, of course, actually. 163 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:39,440 So he brought his old posse. It was he this tall skinny guy. 164 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,679 He was, he was the main one. And then there was like a 165 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:45,920 beefier black guy. And then they had some disabled 166 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,480 guy and a Walker that was really short. 167 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:50,280 And all is a gang. I love it you. 168 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,560 Want to see it? Yeah. 169 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,920 So he walks in and it's like 2 in the morning and he sees this 170 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:59,440 white guy eat cupcake and he's like, oh, eating a cupcake at 171 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,240 2:00 in the morning. What what's wrong with you? 172 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,320 Give me a bite of that. It just just immediately starts 173 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,320 trouble. And the white guys like not 174 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,480 giving him any, any sort of reaction. 175 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:13,480 He's just kind of like and like not even just ignoring him 176 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,880 munching on his cupcake. And then he gets in his face. 177 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:22,200 The the black fella does and the white guys like he says the N 178 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,000 word, you know, please and kind of. 179 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:32,040 You can't say that word. Yeah, it was the Hodge twins 180 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,600 that that put it up. The Hodge twins were were. 181 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:38,520 What are you commenting, commentating on it? 182 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:39,920 There we go. I got, I got the word. 183 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,360 It's just hilarious. And this guy is just a complete 184 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:48,200 a hole, just starting stuff and then he wants to play the victim 185 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:51,840 as soon as that word jumps out. Yeah, that's all. 186 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,400 Doesn't make it right to say but I mean people are so hyper faced 187 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,280 well. Now, and the way he said it was 188 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,520 like was like it like you would say to your your buddy, you 189 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,440 know, it was it wasn't the hard R. 190 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,480 It doesn't even, yeah, it doesn't even matter how we say 191 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,520 it anymore. Yeah. 192 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,440 If you no and that's what it's, you can get. 193 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,160 You can. Watch your dad get shot and 194 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,800 people won't get won't feel sorry for you. 195 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,000 Right, you said a word. Because you said one word. 196 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,800 Yeah. So I you sent that message this 197 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,600 morning about the idea. I didn't have the time to, you 198 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,640 know, think of anything. But there is something that does 199 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:29,200 come to mind and it annoys me is the like TikTok censoring words 200 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:34,120 thing like you can't say hell. It's like, heck, you can't say 201 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:37,640 like it's yeah, they like in subtitles they censor the word 202 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,320 gun. They just say Pew Pew and all 203 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,000 that. Yeah, you can't say. 204 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,840 Shoot, they the bleeps. I saw one where it was like 205 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,240 really dumb. It was this guy who was like. 206 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,880 It's just a stupid. Video of this kid like this 207 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:56,160 young adult guy who's obviously over the age of 21. 208 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,320 He was just chilling on his parents roof and his dad was 209 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,880 like what the hell are you doing up there? 210 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,840 That's one does in the. Subtitles it's censored hell, 211 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:09,480 and then the the someone was like, Hey, dad, you want a beer 212 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,480 and it's censored beer. And when he brought procured it 213 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:18,360 and brought it out to the camera, it they pixelated, they 214 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:22,480 pixelated the entire beer. Wow, what is it? 215 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,120 So the sound came. At this point I'm start I'm 216 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,800 starting to get like out like over it. 217 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,480 Like it's like this has gone too. 218 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,440 Far I hate it. We're dumbing everything down. 219 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,640 It's like it's like they they can't say kill or kills. 220 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,600 It's UN alive. Yeah, UN alive. 221 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,520 Yeah, that's the biggest one I've seen. 222 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,440 It'll get UN alive and it's like, it's dumb. 223 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,480 Just say what you're really gonna do. 224 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,960 That that really confuses like the foreign people trying to 225 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,960 learn English. Yeah, right. 226 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,400 Come over to the name of your podcast. 227 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,000 We'll teach you English. Yeah. 228 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,240 Yeah, don't get it from TikTok. Get it from the soul. 229 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,200 Get it from. The so we'll give you the right. 230 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,680 Word The American Dream. We're changing the name of the 231 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,520 cast to the American Dream Podcast. 232 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:02,920 I like it. There you go. 233 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,240 Honestly I think it boils down to like things that like trigger 234 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,280 people, like people can't say like sexually assault anymore, 235 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:14,000 they have to say SA. Yeah, they may be triggered too 236 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:14,720 easily. Annoying. 237 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,880 It's, I mean, it's. Like a legitimate it's like 238 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,200 words. It was legitimate like 239 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,720 promotional about like this rape proof underwear for women. 240 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,720 It's like cut proof, but the way they were talking about it, they 241 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,160 said grape. Serious like a like a grape. 242 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,920 No, he's serious. Like so. 243 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,160 And then they're just saying it like, not funny at all. 244 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,720 They're like, yeah, this company came out with grape proof 245 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,560 underwear. So you tell me. 246 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,400 You tell me the wise kids you know, or ahead of their time. 247 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:48,720 They really were. I've seen that video like twice 248 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,000 and every time I comment on it I was like I don't think it's 249 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,160 grape proof, I think grapes would still stain it. 250 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,320 I like that. How are we? 251 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,720 Doing that. We got it. 252 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,400 I didn't. I don't get it. 253 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,000 I didn't see like a comment that I I was annoyed by. 254 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,720 I saw something that I thought was funny and it said I can't 255 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,200 wait until my buddy was missing one day so I can describe in the 256 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,280 most sexual way to the police. I can see that he was tall, dark 257 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,120 and handsome. Interesting. 258 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,160 Feel like a 12 inch. Thong with a kissable face. 259 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,240 Yeah. Smelled like. 260 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,920 Real tight dreams. Oh, a Thai bot? 261 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,400 Interesting. I know that guy, I just saw him 262 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,240 down the street. Speaking. 263 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,400 Hey, come here, Thai bot. Get over here. 264 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,320 Your friend's looking for you. He makes you bad. 265 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:42,800 Hello. So if we're talking about 266 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:47,840 episode ideas, why don't we talk about mine, the weird sports 267 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,640 that you guys found and making of our own weird sport sport. 268 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,320 Darling. It's weird, darling. 269 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,920 I've never seen it played outside the Olympics. 270 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,600 This is the only time ever true. The only time. 271 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,760 Apparently it's just an Olympic sport. 272 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,880 A rock that they use for curling is like a $2500 rock to come 273 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:09,400 from one specific granite mine and one specific place. 274 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,640 Half the people on the US Olympic team on the men's team 275 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:18,640 like they're car salesman or they're like work for a call 276 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,160 center. One guy's a practice. 277 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,160 There's. No way to practice it. 278 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,600 You only you don't need the Olympics. 279 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,000 You don't. Need to. 280 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,400 Practice. There's there's a practice 281 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,800 center in Mankato, MN. That's probably the only one 282 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,720 that's pretty funny. And then they all have their day 283 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,840 jobs. Speaking of that, there was 284 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,600 actually like a huge controversy with in the. 285 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,440 Canadians. Yeah, Canada was like actually 286 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,400 cheating because you're not supposed to touch the, the, the, 287 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,440 the rock as it's like crossing like a certain line or whatever. 288 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,000 And they would flick it. And the reason why they were 289 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,920 getting away with this is because they only have one 290 00:14:55,920 --> 00:15:00,320 camera angle and it's facing towards like the players. 291 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,720 Terrible. What was the other country? 292 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,320 Korea. South Korea, No, it was Finland. 293 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:11,440 So Finland had like Finland had the the camera crew because they 294 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,280 they suspected this was happening. 295 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,760 So Finland had their their national camera crew set up on 296 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,480 the side on purpose and then caught it on camera. 297 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,120 Like multiple times like they didn't even guys but the the 298 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:27,720 they didn't get ejected or disqualified because it wasn't 299 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,600 an official Olympic like camera crew. 300 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,480 Yep, they got a. They got a warning. 301 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,000 Hey, don't do that again. And guess what they kept? 302 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,640 Doing it good night. Hey, I do have an idea on on the 303 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,000 lines of curling. I think I know how we can like 304 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,040 make it big. We start an Iowa curling team 305 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,000 and it is comprised entirely of meth addicts. 306 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,920 Nobody sweeps or faster than a meth addict. 307 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,920 Nobody. I don't know would they would 308 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:57,040 they create like divots into the ice because of how well they 309 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,680 clean? Well, we have to keep them 310 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,880 moving, so they have to be OK. So so revise that idea. 311 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,360 It has to be meth addicts that that have like played hockey or 312 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,560 they figure skated like they can skate real well. 313 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,160 OK, OK. Yeah, it has to be. 314 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,320 They have to be able to move quick, but yeah. 315 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,080 I heard somebody make a point of that one. 316 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,600 Yeah. I forget exactly what it's 317 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,240 called. You know, the sledding one, The 318 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,040 one, the bobsledding. What's it called? 319 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,000 Yeah, the bobsledding. Bobsledding. 320 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,680 Is it bobsledding? I don't know. 321 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,680 But how do you practice that? There's like there's. 322 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,560 Like 4 different, there's like 4 different like sledding things 323 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,560 and it's like. Have you not ever watched school 324 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,520 running? You can't practice. 325 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,480 You're just sliding on the ice. You're just laying there like a 326 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,720 plank. How do you practice? 327 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,120 Oh, you're talking about the. Skeleton run or like skeleton 328 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,760 run or what's that other? 11 or they're just. 329 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,600 Sitting there, there are two There's the skeleton run where 330 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,120 you're on your yeah, where you're on your stomach. 331 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,480 And there's the other one. What's it called? 332 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,640 It's the same thing, but you're on your back instead. 333 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,280 Well, there's the one where they packed four guys into a small 334 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,480 area. That's a. 335 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,720 Lot. The one I'm talking about, it's 336 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:03,040 just a single sled. The one of it's what's it 337 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,000 called? St. or that's the same thing as 338 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:11,240 the ice 1 you see guys on their back flying down a hill at 100 339 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,079 miles an hour. So you that same way you would 340 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,680 practice would be the straight that. 341 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,280 Straight down the ice 1 is insane because how? 342 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:22,240 The one on your stomach. Yeah, you can practice on an ice 343 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,640 rink, but like, no mountain has like curves like it like the 344 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:29,200 Olympic track does. Most Olympic athletes have 345 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,640 actual places with the same track built so they can train on 346 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,440 it. Yeah. 347 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,160 Or or like I said, just. What's the only thing? 348 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:40,280 This is such an elitist sport because these people have money 349 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,280 for no reason and practice this stupid stuff. 350 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,520 Let's let's have Olympic checkers. 351 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,680 The, the summer, the Summer Olympics are, are the, the way, 352 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,080 the way I've seen it described here like the Summer Olympics 353 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:55,000 are, hey, let's see how fast you can run for, you know, from here 354 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,600 to here, you know, 400 meters. Let's see how fast you can do 355 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,120 that. Oh wait, let's see how many 356 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,880 times you can swim back and forth in this pool and see who's 357 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,080 the fastest they win Winter Olympics. 358 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,560 Hey, let's throw everybody. Let's throw 4 guys into a wooden 359 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,440 coffin sitting down a hill going 70 miles an hour and see who's 360 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:15,120 win. I mean, I mean they should have 361 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,760 something. Like does your sled have to be 362 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,760 better than other other people's sleds? 363 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,400 It's a factor it. Has to do with like technique 364 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,080 again. Yeah, because they have. 365 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,320 Like I think weight shifting. Yes, they have like breaks or 366 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:32,280 like slight breaking and like like some kind of like control 367 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,720 like stick inside the OR the bobsleds. 368 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,000 And. They are. 369 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,320 They're strings. You guys honestly like like Bob 370 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,240 is saying, watch Cool Runnings. That'll cover everything you 371 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,160 need to know about bobsledding Michaela and I watched it a 372 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,480 couple weeks ago because the. Winter. 373 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,240 We watched the cool thing about it. 374 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,520 Next I'll watch. Eddie the Eagle. 375 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,680 Because, you know, the Winter Olympics back, the last time 376 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:59,160 that the Olympics was actually for amateurs was around. 377 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:02,280 If I if I really have like 2 hours to kill I will learn 378 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,360 everything there is to know about bobsledding. 379 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,000 Rest of you know I'm going to be a bobsledding IF aficionado. 380 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,400 So the the weird sport that I come across and that's what 381 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:17,440 prompted me to think of this. It's called caber tossing and 382 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:22,760 it's a Scottish Highland game event where where people 383 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:28,880 literally have like like 20 foot logs that weigh like 180 lbs and 384 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,600 they just throw them to try to see if they can get it into the 385 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:36,120 12:00 position and that's it. Olympic sport. 386 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:40,200 And it Olympic sport, giant size bottle tossing. 387 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,640 Yep. There's a Swedish sport where 388 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,800 it's literally just you trying to kill mosquitoes and counting 389 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:51,360 how many you killed. Interesting. 390 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,120 Yeah, they consider that a sport over there. 391 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,720 So you would have to like attract them basically. 392 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,320 Something like that fly spotting. 393 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,120 We have like a competition of rat tailing. 394 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,400 I mean, we did just have break dancing in the Olympics. 395 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:17,040 Well, yeah. Well, for our sport, what does a 396 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,800 sport comprise of? It comprise of an objective and 397 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,560 an athlete. And orgies after. 398 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,160 And orgies after. Yeah, during. 399 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:29,240 Or more it's it's a mess. Hold on the the it's it's after 400 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,360 because the Olympics ran through 10,000 condoms in three days. 401 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,040 They ran out. That's. 402 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:33,960 Why? I said right. 403 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,680 So yeah, it's just a big orgy. They're just banging each other 404 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,800 after they just slide down a hill and use no skill. 405 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,120 Just think of how fast, hey, the thing I dropped in memes. 406 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,400 OK, that's skill. OK, so. 407 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,720 That's a but. Just think of how many as good 408 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:57,880 as it may go through for ours. 6, not 0. 409 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,840 Somewhere between 6:00 and 0. That's what I was thinking, 410 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,440 yeah. Wow, they look like a seal. 411 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,360 So don't underestimate this rat tailing idea though I think I I 412 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,720 think I stumbled on gold there. Explain what rat tailing is. 413 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,680 Is that what it's called, where you get the wet towel and you 414 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,160 get it doing wet and you have the people in the locker room? 415 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,520 Wet. Yeah, that's what. 416 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,280 Everyone's wearing sumo attire, right? 417 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,000 So basically naked, you wear your cup to, you know, so your 418 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,880 balls don't get cuz you can knock somebody's testicle out. 419 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,080 I heard a story. So yeah, you wear a cup and if 420 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,200 you get a small ring and there's the ring shrinks every round. 421 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:41,080 OK, Whoever steps out of the ring going OW first loses. 422 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,720 OK, I agree. OK. 423 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:47,240 And because you got to be good at the at the, because you got 424 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,080 to assemble the rat tail, right? That's one. 425 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,000 That's one factor, and then snapping it is another one. 426 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,600 Should we get like? Two fold skill here and then 427 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,240 dodging if you really want to get technical. 428 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,840 Should we do like how boxing or MMA do? 429 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,680 And they do like, like judges like yeah, like, they like a 430 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,360 score points, Yeah. In case like it gets too long, 431 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:05,840 No. Headshot. 432 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,600 No headshot. Yeah, because like if you're if 433 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,800 you're if you're rat tail hit like is really loud, like that's 434 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,440 extra point. Yeah, you have. 435 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,040 To. Have a decimal meter on hand? 436 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,800 Yeah. And if it leaves like a bright 437 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,120 red mark like. Blood. 438 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,960 No head shots. I used to be really, really good 439 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,600 at all. That's a deduction. 440 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,760 Anything, anything nipple height is is a deduction. 441 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,360 But you want to go right for the nipple because that's a super 442 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,960 sensitive area. So you're it's, it's a risky 443 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,800 shot. Yeah, I used to kill flies. 444 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,480 I don't know I want. Towels like that just. 445 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,760 I want him to like the the kidneys or the liver. 446 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,440 Well, like usually. Like when you're getting rat 447 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,480 tailed, you turn around, you go and you hit the booty cheek. 448 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,840 Yeah. Yeah. 449 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,440 So you just keep aiming for the same spot, you know, that 450 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,920 becomes a tender area. There's a lot of technicality to 451 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,960 this. Yeah, if you can get them to go 452 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,360 to their knees, then that's like that's like an automatic gold 453 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,680 medal. There's, there's a lot of 454 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,480 potential for like, for cheating too, because you could like rub 455 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,040 up with Vaseline so you don't feel it as much. 456 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,560 So like. Kind of. 457 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,440 Yeah, I'm gonna rub up, rub on Vaseline. 458 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,600 You could also get fault points for like if you like get in like 459 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,120 real close to someone and you just punch them instead of like 460 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,760 what? That sounds like I. 461 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,120 Think that's legal? That's legal. 462 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,280 You would say that would be legal. 463 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,000 I think it's legal because then they're fair game. 464 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,240 No, they're fair game at that point. 465 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,640 OK, OK, OK, so then we. Space. 466 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,920 Keeping space is key. OK, but in. 467 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,400 Case but in case like that happens, we should have like a 468 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,240 like a hockey thing where you have like throw down rules where 469 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,640 you both just drop the your rat tails and then we just start 470 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,200 wailing on each other just for fun the. 471 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,000 Rule, I think we make the rule be unless you're, unless you're 472 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,360 actively snapping the rack tail, you're both hands have to be on 473 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,600 both ends of the towel. So you can fight. 474 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,640 You can fight, but your hands have to be holding the towel. 475 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:05,800 And. Another. 476 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,240 Thing I just thought of, and it would go right in line with that 477 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:12,200 is if you're the the defender, if you, if you see somebody you 478 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,120 know, yeah, I'm gonna get you, you get, you get the towel and 479 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,280 you unfold it like a flag between your hands. 480 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,240 That's your shield. Oh, I think that's how you 481 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,200 surrender. It lessens impacts though, if 482 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,560 you if you shield it, you hold the towel, that towel, right. 483 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,840 So it's going to snap, it's going to hurt, but it's not 484 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,480 going to hurt that bad. Yeah, shielding is another. 485 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,280 Technique. I, I think I, I agree with 486 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,360 Danny, I think that's like a form of surrendering. 487 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,560 Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm done, I'm done. 488 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,080 I'm hanging it out. Oh, that's. 489 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,320 Shielding. And then everybody gets a sleeve 490 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,240 back at it. If you quit, yeah, everybody 491 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,720 gets a. Second here. 492 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,000 Yeah. Oh, wow. 493 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 So even. Wow. 494 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,880 Like that? Slapping that slapping 495 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,920 championship thing, you know you're not. 496 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,200 You're not allowed to wuss out unless you get knocked out. 497 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,480 It's like. So and then here's the thing 498 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,720 too. We do it teams of threes. 499 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,480 OK, at the same time. OK. 500 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,520 Is it like brackets or we're doing? 501 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,600 Battle Royale I. Mean you could do like, you 502 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,120 know, USUS versus Jamaica, you know, like they're, they're in 503 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:16,320 there at the same time. I mean, how much would you want 504 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,720 to see this though now? I would pay Monday season. 505 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,280 I actually would want to see that I really. 506 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,560 Want to watch that? That sounds interesting feeling. 507 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,000 You got it. I would want. 508 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,280 It on the drop. I would honestly go out of my 509 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,880 way or watch it on TV. I don't think I would ever go to 510 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,240 a live event unless it's like one of my friends and someone 511 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,080 that I know. A live event, I think a live 512 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,520 event would be better because you've got guys that can really 513 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,280 crack that thing and you could hear the echo, you know, 514 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,880 wherever in the location. Beautiful. 515 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,760 Beautiful. Yeah. 516 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:46,920 All your team sponsors are on the towel. 517 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,120 You get your own special. Towel. 518 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:55,000 Yeah. Duo hyper thing, it makes sure 519 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,520 it's it can't be a flat arena. It's got to have like obstacles 520 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,080 and stuff. Like benches? 521 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,240 Yeah, yeah. We're going to have. 522 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,120 Like a. Locker. 523 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:01,520 Room. OK. 524 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:06,840 Yeah, yeah, we're going. To have work I I want to play 525 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,640 it. Yeah. 526 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,360 So I haven't I'm. Going to start training now set. 527 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,800 Up for professional tag. Yeah, I've seen that. 528 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,840 Or it's got like. Pitches or monkey bars and it's 529 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,640 just got like random things in the way right. 530 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,720 We should have that for the arena should just do random 531 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,720 stuff, benches, lockers, showers. 532 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,280 Well then the showers need to be the showers need to be going the 533 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:30,760 whole. Time. 534 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,840 Yes, they do. And then you can, you can get 535 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,520 your tail, your towel wet. Yeah. 536 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,720 Well, it's like all those obstacles in the way. 537 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,760 Should we forego the two hands on the ends of the towel? 538 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,760 Rule. Oh no, It needs to make it more 539 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,320 complicated. OK. 540 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,120 I, I don't know what my special moves going to be. 541 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:51,200 I'm going to whip it once against the wall to kind of fray 542 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,960 the end, and then it's going to become deadly after that. 543 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,720 The cat tailed. I see cat tailed. 544 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,440 In towel form, are we going to have two? 545 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,880 Different weight classes. No, no, I think it's, I don't 546 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,800 even think we split genders. I think it's both men and women. 547 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,960 That's tough. OK, because it doesn't really 548 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,280 have to do a second. It's just technical stuff. 549 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,360 It's just. We could take that back to the 550 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,920 nipple heads there, Joey, and then. 551 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,920 It would be it. There. 552 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,600 Fetish a mock? Topless for everyone. 553 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,880 It's got to be. It's a. 554 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,200 Hard time getting that one on TV. 555 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,200 If. It's if it's mixed gendering I 556 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:44,640 would go to a live event. Viewers would skyrocket. 557 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,160 Would they not? Would skyrocket. 558 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,280 They would, it's true. Especially when the women are. 559 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,600 Playing in the Olympics. Just imagine if you had a team 560 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:56,280 of Shaquille O'Neal, Caitlin Clark and Ronda Rousey. 561 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,800 Yeah. Oh, playing the game, yeah. 562 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:07,200 Yeah. Going against, okay. 563 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,520 I. Gotta go to the bathroom, yeah? 564 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,720 We have Michael. We have. 565 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:18,760 Michael B Jordan, Ronda Rousey and let's say Marshawn Lynch 566 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,800 going against three Taiwanese fem boys. 567 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,560 I think that would be a hit. I watch it, I watch it. 568 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,160 I truly watch. It oh heck yeah. 569 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,160 That would be really fun to go against some fem boys. 570 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:33,400 You got to have, you got to have like super, super colorful 571 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,640 commentary going on too. So I say Shaq, be a commenter 572 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,800 because he's got that nice buttery voice, right? 573 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,800 Yeah. And then you get, you got to 574 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,280 have somebody funny, right? Right. 575 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,880 Like like Joe from Impractical Jokers. 576 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,680 All right, Burr. Yeah, I think. 577 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:53,640 I think I Oh, Christopher Titus. Oh, that's what you say, Titus. 578 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,280 Oh, man. The medium Bert. 579 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,760 Kreischer. Danny DeVito is. 580 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,920 That guy that walks down without a shirt on all the time Anyway, 581 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,760 He's he's. Perfect. 582 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,800 You know what? Let's just have the whole crew 583 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,400 of Sunny just do it. OK, that. 584 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,720 Would work. But would. 585 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,680 Viewership not skyrocket. What's the time limit? 586 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Is it like 30 minutes? Is it like 15 minute quarters, 587 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,160 30 minutes? Like, geez. 588 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,960 So it's an elimination. Game. 589 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,040 Arc. So, and you're gonna get, you're 590 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:28,160 gonna get points for if you can make somebody squeal, you know, 591 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,880 and if you, I don't know, I guess you would have to have a 592 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,480 time limit. Yeah, I think 9090 second 593 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,000 rounds. I think it needs to be like you 594 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,520 got both teams start off with a certain amount of points and 595 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,600 then you guys lose points throughout the game. 596 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,520 I like that because that encourages people to get 597 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,080 involved because they can. People just hide the whole time. 598 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,560 Right. Well, and then OK, so do we put 599 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,080 the towels like in the middle so they have to go get the towels? 600 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,720 You start with your towel. I think you should start with. 601 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,680 Your towel there's there's other towels hanging. 602 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,800 OK, if you have to, if you don't your weapon, the crowd, then you 603 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,520 encourage, you encourage like fist fights and and you know 604 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,680 hand to hand combat in order to get the same. 605 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,240 Encouraging that, yeah. Yeah. 606 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,560 That's. All that's what you want? 607 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,200 Yeah, that's what you should do it. 608 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,200 I wanna see Michael B Jordan and Megan Fox fight fist fights. 609 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,080 I'd say 62nd rounds. 62nd rounds? 610 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,040 How many rounds? Yeah, like at least six, right? 611 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,440 You you wanna read well with. Boxing, it's like it's like 3 612 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,800 minutes. It's in nine rounds. 613 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,840 So it's yeah, like if it's 60 seconds, probably like 20 614 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,720 rounds. How are you gonna get a lot of 615 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,120 people cycling in and out? It's gonna be a long thing. 616 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,640 It's not gonna be two guys for, you know, an hour. 617 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,160 No, no, watch that. Then it just then they start 618 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,920 kissing and it's gay. I mean, So what if you know, 60 619 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,160 seconds doesn't seem long enough. 620 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,920 What if you have like a time? In the heat of battle. 621 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,560 What if you have a subsystem? Tag team Tag team tournament. 622 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:00,600 Like what if what if teams consist of like 15 people, 623 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,880 right? And three go in at a time. 624 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,040 Way too many people. Hold on, hold on. 3 red at the 625 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,000 end. Hold on. 626 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,440 Three people go in at a time, OK? 627 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,240 Right. So you got, you got your 3IN, 628 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,080 right? So say you're, you say your, 629 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,040 your, your three people are in and they're going against the 630 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,680 other three. They do like 2 minutes right? 631 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,680 That's such a long time. Hold on. 632 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,320 One guy gets one. One guy on this team over here 633 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,600 gets eliminated. All right? 634 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,080 So somebody comes in and sub for him. 635 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,200 Yeah. And it's just. 636 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,760 How do you get eliminated though? 637 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,320 Is that a number strike system? Yeah, you're eliminated. 638 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,480 So like once. You get hit so many times. 639 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,520 Yeah, so once your team of 15 is gone, you're gone. 640 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,280 I got I got it for the elimination thing. 641 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,240 We can we can pull like the devices off of the fencing 642 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:54,640 swords and then we hook them up to the ends of the OK, the rat 643 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,160 tails. OK, so. 644 00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:00,360 When you have something. Oh, I like. 645 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,400 That I think we're over. I think we're over boiling it. 646 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,760 We're over baking this thing. I think I mean. 647 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,200 Yeah. I think seconds is not long 648 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,800 enough or is is not long? Enough. 649 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,400 It's got to be a small circular ring and you're eliminated by 650 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,360 number of hits. Or if you're if you're checking 651 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,880 out and and go. Outside, like an Octagon or. 652 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,840 Or if you like, squeal. Like sumo wrestling those you 653 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,600 can't walk out, you can't step out of the circle, you can't go. 654 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,920 You got to try to. But 60 seconds is not long 655 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,960 enough. So it could be like it could be 656 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,040 split into like a Pacer version that Joe was saying and then the 657 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,720 advanced version that Daniel was exploiting. 658 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,520 Tag team. Eternity since it's since it's a 659 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,600 battle. If it's a normal battle, it 660 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,160 would be rounds consisting of three minutes, probably what, 5 661 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:50,000 rounds or 558 rounds? Do you think it's a call if it's 662 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,080 a champion If it's? For like a foul where they go 663 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,760 back to the corner. Yeah, yeah. 664 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,280 It's a battle sport for the champion. 665 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,960 For the championship rounds, it'd be 5 rounds of 5 minutes. 666 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:07,920 I would say so that because it's 30 minutes in total, I think 667 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,680 that even if there is a foul, the clock shouldn't stop. 668 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,520 No, it should keep going because less deemed. 669 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,560 By judges, you're right and less deemed by judges. 670 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,000 We need to stop the clock. We got to look at something, but 671 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:18,320 you're. Right. 672 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,040 It's more it's, it's, it's less of like a physical sport and 673 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,280 more of like an endurance tactical sport. 674 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,480 It's. Very tactical and yeah, you do 675 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,320 have to have tough skin for sure. 676 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,760 Very tough skin. I've been putting dog medicine 677 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,280 on my skin every day to make it thicker. 678 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,920 Because there's, it's not even about, it's not even really 679 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,240 about the strength of a rat tail. 680 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,040 It could help, but it's the finesse of the crack. 681 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,360 That's how. That's how fast you move your 682 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,640 accuracy. You can have wit. 683 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,760 You can have a loud crack and not barely do any damage to you. 684 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,800 Right. I've seen that, yeah. 685 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,560 You really want it sharp I feel like. 686 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,680 We need to get like the audience involved too. 687 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,920 I feel like they should like just start throwing stuff like 688 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,000 they do. The only problem, the only 689 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,159 problem with that is once the audience starts throwing things, 690 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,120 there's no controlling that. There's nothing. 691 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,480 It's gonna, it's going down quick. 692 00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:20,000 Look up, literally look up the old ECW videos from the 90s when 693 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,400 the crowd started like throwing chairs into the ring and stuff. 694 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,760 The entire You've got 200 chairs in the ring now because the 695 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,719 entire crowd is throwing. The chair, I got it. 696 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,239 I got it. So during the rounds or like 697 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,199 before the next round starts, there should be like a voting 698 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,920 system in place where the fan or the audience can like vote for 699 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,239 like how to augment or like hinder like the teams or 700 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,000 whatever. In what way? 701 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:54,199 Like, I don't know, like off the off the Dome, like one team has 702 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:57,360 voted to be blindfolded and then the other team is supposed to be 703 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,560 lubricated in an astroglide or something like that. 704 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,320 What if they give them like smaller towels? 705 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,440 That too. Dryer towels. 706 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,280 Yeah, they give them like they give them dry dish towel. 707 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,440 The dry towel. Or be fair. 708 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,800 Yeah, dry towels. Well, so bigger. 709 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,880 Towels are harder to make good rat tails out of honestly if 710 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,120 they're dry. Give them a beach towel. 711 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,320 Be like. Here's your beach towel. 712 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,720 Good luck if. It's too wet too. 713 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,520 Then that's that's. It's kind of it's kind of like 714 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,200 the difference between using a a dagger or or a broad sword. 715 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,320 If you're fast enough with the dagger, you can get as much 716 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,160 damage in as somebody with a would with a broad sword. 717 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:39,840 Definitely. I'm, I'm in on this. 718 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,600 I I want, I want to be part of that sport. 719 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,800 So what, we're just calling it rat tailing? 720 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,720 I think so. We got to come up with a better. 721 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,000 Name we got to Championship Rat Tail. 722 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,840 No. Or we could call it snapping. 723 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,480 Snap. Snap. 724 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,480 NRL. There's a snap, NRL. 725 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,560 I'm joining the NRL. Yeah, National National rat tail 726 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,200 league. I like. 727 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,480 That all too political. I like the NRL. 728 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,520 The halftime show is ridiculous. It was all in Norwegian. 729 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,360 I couldn't understand a word. This. 730 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,840 Isn't all American. This isn't all American. 731 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,200 It's not for. Me. 732 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,560 Yeah, I'm all in on it, touched Alex's pecker. 733 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,720 Yep, he stood up in front of us again. 734 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,120 That's what happened. I'm trying to tickle. 735 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,320 His belly, so all the listeners know it under the hand. 736 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,880 Hey, it's Derek's face. Hey. 737 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,000 All the. Listeners understand Alex has to 738 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,120 stay seated around us at all times. 739 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,560 It's a new rule. It's a new rule started today, 740 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:57,120 Yeah, it's part of the NRL contract. $20 million. 741 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,280 I mean, we know what. I wanna see an NRL athlete that 742 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,280 is in a wheelchair. They could be. 743 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,480 Okay, we can have like inclusive. 744 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,680 No, no, that doesn't work. For a much smaller target. 745 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,600 They're not going to feel, they're not going to feel you 746 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,920 hitting them in the legs, and it would be so hard to hit them in 747 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,960 the stomach and below the nipple, almost impossible. 748 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,760 To tie the rules for them, everything's fair game. 749 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:30,520 Headshots. But to keep their to keep. 750 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,840 Their eyes safe because you don't want them to damage their 751 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,480 face and their eyes. You could give them like a face 752 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,160 mask that would protect them. No, just goggles. 753 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,240 Just. Like that? 754 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:42,880 Yeah, Goggles. In the mouth guard you'll just 755 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,400 knock out their teeth otherwise. You hit somebody just right in 756 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,040 the face. I mean, that's it, they're done. 757 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:53,040 And the little, the little wrestling like ear things, ear 758 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,000 cups. Yeah, that's fair. 759 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,800 Just ear pump. Oh yeah, absolutely. 760 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,840 Unless we want to leave. It because we can we can get no. 761 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,240 We get them a motorcycle helmet. No too. 762 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,880 Much full decked out motorcycle helmet. 763 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,440 But imagine like they're trying to like move with their arms and 764 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,240 then somebody comes up and just smacks their arm. 765 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,960 I guess that that would be their vulnerability right there. 766 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:23,160 Now they're immobilized. Yeah, if we're teams of three, 767 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,760 then you get one, you'll, you know, you get one guy on each 768 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,400 side that just ambushes them and just and hits both their arms. 769 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,640 Now they're immobile. They can't hit you. 770 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,040 I do like the team aspect, you know, you can work like 771 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,360 different formations, yeah. Imagine the kind of like pincer 772 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,000 movement you. Could swing. 773 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,720 You could swing your towel like a helicopter for spacing. 774 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,880 Oh yeah. Yeah, you could, yeah. 775 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,640 And have another guy readying it. 776 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,600 You know he's got it all. You know he's got it all wound 777 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,240 up. And. 778 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,200 All three of you could go back-to-back and just start 779 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,520 swinging it like lassos. Maneuver. 780 00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,840 If we're making, if we're making people in wheelchairs but be 781 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,680 able to get hit in the face, I think everybody should goggles 782 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,840 the ear covers and it'll just let everybody. 783 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,920 Get wear. Goggles and and mouth guards and 784 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,040 ear covers to begin with. Yeah, there's always that. 785 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,400 Point. Yeah. 786 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,880 See, I don't know, I don't think it would be a good idea to have, 787 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,400 you know, the disabled in in with people that aren't 788 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,920 disabled. Is is that Is that a bad word? 789 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,680 No, no, no, no, no. OK. 790 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,880 No, no, it's it's wheelchair against wheelchair. 791 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,280 We're not having full. Yeah, it. 792 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,600 Happens. Yeah, I'd watch that. 793 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,840 No, yeah, I think I mean, so there's some advantages to it 794 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,840 all. We have the, we have the NRL, 795 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,880 then the NRL plus. Yeah. 796 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,880 There you go. There you go. 797 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,400 Maybe like, Maybe like. A. 798 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,240 Deaf. You know what, Derek of the day. 799 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,360 Could we do a can we do a deaf league? 800 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,440 It's like they're all they can't hear. 801 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,160 Can't. Get the snap, then they don't 802 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,040 have to cover their ears. And then imagine. 803 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,680 And then imagine like the noises that they're going to make when 804 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:03,440 they get hit. We've gone too far. 805 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,920 We've gone too far. I'm just saying we went from a 806 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,000 good idea to very devolved and not a good. 807 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,720 Place we. Left it in the oven a little too 808 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,280 long. But to them, it's more 809 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,720 exhilarating because they don't know how each other is like 810 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,640 doing with like the crack and stuff like that. 811 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,440 So they got the point, told her at the end. 812 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,080 They're like, yeah. That's true. 813 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,960 All right, just I like it. All right, well, that's a new 814 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,840 sport. If you're interested in 815 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,800 sponsoring or if you're a part of any local government and you 816 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,680 want to bring an NRL team to your your city. 817 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,640 Anthony, we do podcast. We could have Celebrity NRL as a 818 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:42,280 as a league of its own. All Star game, yeah. 819 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,000 I would. Yeah. 820 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,320 Would you not watch that? I mean, I would watch. 821 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,760 William Shatner getting hitting the nipple. 822 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,680 Oh my gosh, that hurts. Too. 823 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,000 Much. Bones, my nipple is split in 824 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:05,800 half. You understand people would 825 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,840 become like specialists in like certain forms, like it would 826 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,760 become down like an art form. Like you have one guy that calls 827 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,200 himself like the nipple slicer. Like you guys, I would have, I 828 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,760 would have an. Advantage. 829 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:19,440 My nipples would tread your towel. 830 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,280 Yeah, I I need to play this it all. 831 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,320 All we have to do is make it kind of cold. 832 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,720 So callous that he doesn't feel anything. 833 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,880 Yeah, you, you would have guys like that are great at like 834 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,080 breaking skin on there. So like they're, they're just 835 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,600 like the breaker, you know, like you know how like Steph Curry's 836 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,840 great at threes. So you would have guys that are 837 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,920 just great at hitting nipples. Bob's hitting his nipples over 838 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,800 here if. If anything, Dad, I think that 839 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,560 your nipples are against you're a larger target now. 840 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,200 Coming to. But they're they're so hard and 841 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,320 pointy, they're just going to shred the towel as soon as you 842 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:56,680 try to hit them. And it phrased the end, yeah, so 843 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,000 we could get people out of retirement like Mike Tyson. 844 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,280 I know he would, Mike. Tyson would get in on that. 845 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,320 I think he's done his share. Of my tailing. 846 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,400 Although he probably doesn't need to after the whole event 847 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,000 with oh what's his nuts. Jake Paul, Yeah. 848 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,440 Jake Paul, Yeah, he did him in there. 849 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,960 He. Was screaming like a little 850 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,600 girl. Yeah, versus Sabrina Carpenter. 851 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:27,160 I've watched that. Now here's the and here's here's 852 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,520 the overarching question. OK, do we supply NRL condoms? 853 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,640 No, no the. After party. 854 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,120 No, no, there is no after party that's on your team. 855 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,560 Our our motto is our motto is raw dogging it. 856 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,280 Raw dogging and. If your if your team if your 857 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,400 team the Des Moines, if your team the Des Moines Towelies 858 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,640 wants to sponsor it. That's called Des Moines Towel. 859 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:55,520 Heads, I like that. But we as the and we. 860 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:59,040 As we with Durbans, yeah. And they take them off as 861 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:06,800 they're. That's that's hello, I work at 862 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,080 7:11. Hello. 863 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:10,880 Ready. Go ahead. 864 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:11,440 Ready. Go ahead. 865 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,160 Ready are goats. Sneaky, sneaky. 866 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:15,880 OK. All right. 867 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,600 I call this one the Saddam Hussein. 868 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:28,600 Oh boy. You're on everybody. 869 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,680 Now it's getting dicey. But yeah, that was my, that was 870 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,880 my idea. Is it like or shooting fireworks 871 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,840 at each other? Yeah, that's that would be well 872 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,120 down South. More more intense than what I 873 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,680 was thinking. I was just thinking of Olympics 874 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,320 like can collecting you. Know. 875 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,160 What? Hold on hold on, hold on ending? 876 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,040 What if it Olympic copper wire collecting? 877 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,960 You have a week to get as much. Copper as you possibly can. 878 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,640 Well, we're we're going to have, we're going to have a Gary IN 879 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,960 team. It's it's. 880 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,080 An hour, It's an hour and you have two identical. 881 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,160 And. It's a team. 882 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:13,840 It's a team of five to go in and then and after the hour you 883 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:18,120 weigh how much copper wire you. Have right into the tenths of an 884 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,400 ounce. You know what this is? 885 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,480 You know what? This is beautiful because this 886 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:25,480 is a way to reach down into the underprivileged parts of any 887 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,640 major cities and take some of these these fellas that do this 888 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,120 all the time and give them a shot at the big leagues and 889 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,800 actually make something on themselves. 890 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,080 You might not be an ice skater, but damn it, Bobby, you can 891 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:44,400 strip some copper wire, right? Yeah, you don't need to buy 892 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,400 $1,000,000 bobsled course just to practice. 893 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,160 Exactly. Play once and. 894 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,520 You get you can practice on your neighborhood. 895 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,480 Abandoned houses. Yeah, it's. 896 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,240 Not abandoned houses. It's the Everyman's Olympics, 897 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,760 that's what. See, Randall, you may not be, 898 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,080 you may not be an NFL NFL superstar, but Dang it, can you 899 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,400 RIP all the catalytic converters out of every car in the 900 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,280 neighborhood. See, there you go. 901 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:11,200 You have you have like a row of of 12 cars and you give them 5 902 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,880 minutes. Whoever comes out with the most 903 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,040 catalytic converters wins. But we. 904 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,800 Could. We. 905 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:23,280 Could this we could make this like the shop, like the shopping 906 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,560 shows, you know, where you so we don't just limit them to one 907 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,800 specific stealing one specific thing. 908 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,680 Here's your neighborhood. This is your block that you have 909 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,240 to work with. Steal whatever you can steal and 910 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:38,720 then we'll we'll calculate the value once you get everything 911 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,640 back. So don't say steel, say procure. 912 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,200 There you go. There you go. 913 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,080 Procure. Okay, that's better. 914 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:48,680 That would be hard. A block would be hard to manage. 915 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,320 What if we just did like a parking garage? 916 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,200 Okay. Okay. 917 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,920 They can't take like the entire car. 918 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,720 Two teams of like three or five into like a single parking 919 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,160 garage and whatever is there is there. 920 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:04,600 And I think we call this the two American games. 921 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,680 It's how it's what it is, it truly. 922 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,200 Is or underprivileged Americans maybe. 923 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,400 Nah, that's. Two, it's got a. 924 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,960 No, that's 2. It's got 2. 925 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,200 It's. Gonna come to Gary IN first. 926 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,040 Oh yeah, I think they're the they're the first hosting city, 927 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,560 yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's, it's. 928 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,440 The first one you want to like. Mobile, AL. 929 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,840 And then we. Could call, We could just call 930 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,080 it stripping. Detroit. 931 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:27,840 What? What? 932 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,280 We could just call it stripping perfect. 933 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,080 I think that might make you know some other connotations. 934 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,400 That's what we're going to draw people in. 935 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:40,480 OK, I'm I'm done house and. Then it comes to the. 936 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,120 Hard talking sessions under the table I mean. 937 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,720 Iowa hosts stripping 3. The 3rd annual, yeah. 938 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,800 So we get a few years lined up, yeah. 939 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,840 Yeah. And we're millionaires. 940 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,840 Well, yeah, I think. We didn't sell enough ideas 941 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,720 here, we just got to sell this. Yeah, we just got to sell this 942 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:01,280 idea to like Toby or something like that and then we're. 943 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:06,520 And more people will watch it than the Olympics. 944 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:10,480 What if we take this idea to Toby and we say, hey, Toby, you 945 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,920 know The Hunger Games? Well, what if we do the American 946 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,040 Games and it's just about stealing? 947 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,040 Yeah. The ghetto games. 948 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,240 Welcome to the ghetto. They'll give us $40 million. 949 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:33,680 We'll shoot the movie. We will go to Gary IN to shoot 950 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,240 the movie. Oh a heck yeah. 951 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,080 Oh yeah. We will pay them in crack 952 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,680 cocaine. Yeah, Aunt Meth. 953 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,680 You can't forget about the meth. It's cheap. 954 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,280 Done. Meth isn't as big in in Gary. 955 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,960 It's it's mostly crack. Oh, oh, OK, yeah. 956 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,440 It's a it's a black neighborhood. 957 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,480 We dealing we. Can we can we can make meth like 958 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,600 the grand prize? We could. 959 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,560 Found a meth. Here's a gallon. 960 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,480 Here's a gallon of meth. And instead of like condoms, you 961 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,720 know, for the, you know, the lodge, we just fistfuls like 962 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:05,240 ketamine.