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The Main Menu podcast presents 
C&D under the table. 

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I had my first Karen experience 
today. 

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Uh. 
Oh. 

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I was going to Casey's and you 
know, I'm practicing good, you 

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know, like concealed carry 
practice. 

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I, I don't know what else to 
call it. 

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And you know, I have, I, I have 
my gun on me and you know, I'm, 

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I have a shirt on. 
It doesn't print. 

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I have I, you know, I'm just 
getting gas and I literally just

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got a slice of pizza and a 
Mountain Dew. 

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And as I'm reaching for the 
Mountain Dew, my shirt rides up.

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So it exposes the gun a little 
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And this crazy like like 5 
inches shorter lady than I am. 

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So she was super short. 
She she starts freaking out at 

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me saying that I can't have a 
gun in a business and it 

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literally escalated to her 
calling the cops. 

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I told her I have my concealed 
carry, I'm not going to show 

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you. 
Right. 

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Yeah. 
You're not obligated and I 

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wouldn't show either. 
You don't need to see anything 

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from me. 
Yeah, she doesn't need to see 

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anything from me and the 
business doesn't say no guns 

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allowed or whatever. 
And even then I told her state 

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wise the only places that I 
can't carry a gun legally, like 

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at all are hospitals, 
courthouses, and depending on 

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the bank on what their policy 
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Banks are federal they they 
don't allow any firearms in 

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their. 
OK, never mind. 

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So I was right. 
You were 100% right. 

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And she, she was, she was 
following me throughout the 

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entire store. 
Even the clerks are like, lady, 

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why are you yelling at him? 
She's like, he has a gun on him.

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He's dangerous. 
And I'm like, no, you're. 

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The one that's dangerous, lady. 
I haven't pulled it out once. 

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She called the Kashi like but 
was blocking my door so I 

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couldn't get inside my car. 
Pull it on. 

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Excuse me. 
Whoa. 

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And I was like, OK, I'll wait 
for the cops. 

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And it was an hour endeavor 
because the cops eventually 

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arrived. 
They were like, what's going on?

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He's he pulled his gun out. 
He's he's brandishing his 

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firearm. 
And I was like, that's not true 

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at all. 
And not only that, I'm just here

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for gas. 
Yeah, really. 

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And wow, I never, I never pulled
out my gun like I never even 

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like touched it and the only, 
the only way my hand got near it

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was to pull my shirt back over 
it and that's it. 

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The cops are saying. 
The cops asked the clerks if 

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they could see the security 
camera, and they're like, yeah, 

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jeez. 
And he reviewed the footage and 

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he was like, lady, get his stuff
away from his car. 

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And he's like, he's dangerous 
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Even when they're found out, 
they don't back down, right? 

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Never back down. 
She started playing victim and 

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stuff like that. 
They can't just say sorry. 

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They can't. 
Just Oh my goodness. 

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Well, she she knew. 
She knew, you know, she wasn't 

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in the right at all. 
At not at any point. 

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No, she. 
Might have thought but. 

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So So what did the relax? 
I'm sorry, what did the what did

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the cops end up doing to her? 
So the nothing really happened 

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out of it. 
We all just went on our way. 

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But the cop, the main cop that I
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Colin. 
That's all he introduced me as. 

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And I didn't really care about 
asking for like badge number and

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stuff like. 
That Oh, sure. 

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No, no, no, I, no and. 
Dude was really chill about it. 

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He's like, and you didn't touch 
it at all. 

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And I was like, no, no, not at 
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Yeah. 
I didn't have a need to other 

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than the fact that she wouldn't 
let me get in my vehicle. 

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I don't know what the the laws 
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exposure. 
I know that you're not. 

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You're there is not. 
Yeah. 

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There isn't. 
So you can, especially since so,

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so number one, number one, Iowa,
in Iowa we are thankfully we are

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a constitutional carry state. 
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So we can conceal and open carry
if we really want. 

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Sir, honestly there. 
Is still have your license. 

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So number one, that's, that's 
number one, we are 

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constitutional carry state. 
So you don't have to have a 

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license. 
If you have your license, you 

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it's like a double, like a 
double wrapped, you know, 

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protection you. 
That means you have taken the 

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initiative to go through a 
course, take a test. 

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Which is anything. 
Rigorous, but you've gotten 

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educated, you've taken this 
you're not just some, you know, 

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that uses the term Joe, but 
you're not just some Joe blow 

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off the street that decided to 
take a gun with him so. 

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Yeah, I said. 
I gave you another. 

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You. 
Did I didn't hear you? 

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I'm sorry. 
So you know, Johnny on the 

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street. 
There we go. 

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So so you know, so you've done 
all of that and so then this, 

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you know, this lady freaks out. 
I I would have told her, you 

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know, I'm sorry that this freaks
you out. 

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I haven't done anything wrong. 
You know, you you did everything

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right. 
You were 100% right by the time 

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she freaked out and said I'm, 
I'm calling the cops, you know? 

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Yeah, all right. 
Call the cops and they're going 

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to show you exactly how stupid 
you are. 

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I have the legal gun. 
Literally anything illegal. 

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So the cop literally just asked 
for my license and my concealed 

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carry and I was like here, I 
gave them both and he like took 

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literally like a second, like 
literally a second long look at 

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my concealed carry permit like 
oh, here. 

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And he took my license to see if
I had new warrants. 

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Obviously that's protocol. 
Yeah, I got this one does. 

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Yeah, he. 
Came back like 2 minutes, 3 

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minutes later is like, here's 
your license back. 

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And then that's when the whole 
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to happen. 
Are you pressing charges for 

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false imprisonment? 
And I was like, no. 

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Like, yes, I would have, I would
have just to teach her a lesson,

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not to be a jerk, but I would 
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I would have, yes. 
She looked like she was in her 

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late 50s, so and. 
Nothing going on. 

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This is the highlight of her 
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A lady like that, yeah, that's, 
see, that's why people like 

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that. 
And I'm not, I'm not faulting 

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you. 
You're a super nice guy and I 

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love that about you. 
But I, I personally, I would 

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have, I, I if he wouldn't have 
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there something that we can 
charge her with? 

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Because she has literally, she 
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my day. 
Doesn't matter what I had going 

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on. 
She has stolen an hour of my day

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because she just wanted to be 
stupid and she wanted to play a 

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victim and she, she lied. 
She literally lied. 

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He pulled his gun, you know. 
Yeah, no, I. 

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I would have just to teach her a
lesson. 

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I would have I would have 
pressed charges. 

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Yeah, maybe, maybe give her to 
to think next time she does 

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something like that. 
I, I would hope so. 

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Honestly, though, you know, I, I
fellow that, that I, I wouldn't 

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say idolize him, but I've read 
several of his books. 

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He had a book that he wrote, 
Michael Savage. 

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Liberalism is a mental disorder.
And that Lady clearly has some 

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kind of mental disorder that she
would look at you and freak out 

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because, and I understand some 
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that's fine. 
That's why, that's why I don't 

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open carry. 
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with my AR, you know, 
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I'm not pointing at anybody, you
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Yeah. 
There's no reason for me to do 

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that, but I'm just going to 
freak people out, and there's no

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reason to freak people out. 
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like she was scared obviously 
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For something. 
And that's too bad for her, 

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honestly. 
Like, something in her, 

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something in her mind, like blew
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Oh, yeah. 
And I was, I was just chilling. 

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My pizza was cold by the end of 
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By the way, that's. 
Even worse see and and a 

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narcissist like that they just 
want to make it about them. 

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You know, I, I probably so my So
what I have, you know, I try to 

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tell myself, train, think of 
situations. 

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I'm really glad you brought this
up because it it's a it's a good

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reminder. 
Not that, you know, we're like 

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some kind of a we're not a a 
self-defense, although kind of I

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mean, you know, we kill zombies 
on the weekly, but I've always 

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endeavored. 
If if somebody freaks out, I'm 

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going to do my best to to 
apologize, be very, very kind, 

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leave the situation if, if they 
like do with this lady, if she 

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would have you know, I told the 
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of a gun, but he he came at me. 
It was the Walmart, you know, 

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receipt Nazi and was going to 
stop me. 

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I said, I said take one more 
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take it as an act of aggression 
and I'm going to defend myself 

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proportionately. 
My suggestion is to back up up 

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off of me. 
If you have a problem with me, 

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you can call the cops right now.
Call them, you know, because 

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then there's nothing that they 
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I don't have much authority on 
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Yep. 
No, you did. 

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You did real well, man. 
You did good. 

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I hope that Lady realizes how 
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That's the. 
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I hope so. 
I don't, I don't want to take 

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things too far. 
Like not only that, it was my 

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first time so I was a bit 
nervous as well. 

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Oh yeah, sure, sure, sure. 
Absolutely. 100%. 

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I've never had that happen 
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And I I probably would have been
nervous. 

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I would, I wouldn't have been as
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I know that. 
If you're so loud and brazen 

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about it. 
Oh, yeah, yeah. 

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And I've always, I've always. 
I haven't had that happen yet. 

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And there's been a few times I 
was because I try to be careful,

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you know, because again, I'm 
not. 

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There are. 
I know that there are those kind

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of people out there. 
And I don't want to freak people

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out. 
That's not why I carry a weapon 

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on me. 
Purely for my my safety and 

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possibly the safety of others 
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Percent. 
For possible safety A. 100%. 

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Yeah. 
I would, I would use said weapon

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in in a in a deadly force 
situation to protect that same 

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lady while she's yelling at me. 
Please. 

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Yeah. 
You don't even know what you're 

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talking about. 
You should see what I've got in 

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my car. 
Yeah, I would freak her out. 

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You'd really freak out. 
Is that a rocket watcher? 

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Lady, you should know I I keep 
women in my closet. 

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Right, see, I and I would 
honestly, I really would like to

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not be such a serious guy. 
Like I'm the I I think, I think 

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I, I have a a very strong lead 
for the biggest goofball on this

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podcast. 
I'm not that way in real life. 

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I get too serious in those kind 
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And I wish I I wish I could be 
like a, a Bill Murray, you know,

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that would just like, say the 
goofiest, dumbest thing, you 

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know, just to throw that Lady 
off, you know? 

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Yeah. 
Oh, my gosh. 

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Who has a good run out 
screaming? 

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That's like a like a joke that I
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the hood because whenever I see 
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start running with them. 
Be like, who are we running 

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from? 
Yep. 

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That's good. 
That's funny. 

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I just told a story from when 
rehabbed houses in Gary, IN to 

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my manager and that's how the 
whole story starts out. 

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I heard somebody running down 
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myself, people don't jog here 
for their health. 

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Somebody's running from 
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Yeah. 
And he was, it was the cops. 

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No, it was, it was like 5 of the
guys. 

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And they were, I don't know if 
you guys have seen American. 

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I think it's American. 
Yeah, American X like right at 

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the beginning where a guy gets 
curb stomped and. 

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Oh yeah. 
Yeah, that's what was happening 

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to that poor guy. 
Yep, it was a bad deal. 

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To Diane. 
Yeah, Bob, your camera's not 

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working. 
I did not have to say. 

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Anything. 
So it hasn't been working at 

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all. 
No, it says failed to start 

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camera for you. 
So weird. 

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OK, I'll be back. 
I'll be back. 

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You probably just. 
He probably just needs to 

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restart Xsplit. 
Oh. 

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He's back. 
We can't. 

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Talk about it Usually if I if I 
nice, usually if I go out and 

242
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come back in and restart the 
whole camera system, then it it 

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works because Xsplit's working 
Yeah, it's some kind of issue 

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between Xsplit and. 
Baha Baha. 

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Yeah. 
Oh, there he is. 

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I know I turned my camera off 
because I was the only one I 

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felt self-conscious. 
Oh no, I don't. 

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You're beautiful. 
I felt alone. 

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No, you're beautiful. 
Don't be able. 

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To I want you to feel 
self-conscious. 

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I'm feeling self something Nah 
loathing our self loathing. 

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I don't get it. 
I hate myself. 

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That's not good. 
Yeah, I mean, I understand that 

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I I spent a lot of years hating 
myself, but. 

255
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No, no. 
That reminds me of the 

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philosophical conversation that 
me and my friend had earlier 

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this week, and it actually made 
me have an existential crisis. 

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Tell him what you messaged me. 
So I I messaged Joey and a 

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couple other friends mainly so I
can get like an average 

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definition and I asked him, Joey
in your most honest and blunt 

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opinion am IA loser. 
And you literally texted me back

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like an hour later. 
He's like Derek are you drunk 

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again? 
I'm like dude. 

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It's a weekday. 
I love that. 

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Maybe. 
Out of left field. 

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Yeah, that, yeah. 
Am IA. 

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Loser am IA Loser OH. 
It's no, it's because I was 

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thinking of how to, you know, 
give it to you straight. 

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Right. 
And I've had a couple of 

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definitions thrown at me, you 
know, like I'm not in my mom's 

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basement, you know, I live on my
own. 

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It's stable job, living 
conditions are nice, no 

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addiction, harmful addictions, 
another person said. 

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What did what did she say? 
Not about the size. 

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We talk a lot. 
Hold on, hold on. 

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Wow, my conversation. 
I can't find it. 

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Since then. 
Joey what? 

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What day was that? 
Oh, it's the. 

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Night F, loser. 
I, I, I say that a lot when I'm 

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insulting her. 
Hold on. 

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OK, I don't use that. 
I don't use that for him. 

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And I I asked this person in 
your honest opinion am IA loser.

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And then she's like is she sends
a lot of capitalized lols. 

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And then she asked if this was a
response to the what someone 

285
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said to me last night, 'cause 
he's called me a loser on 

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stream. 
But it was, it was a joke. 

287
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And. 
I was going to. 

288
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Say I'm like no. 
And I was like, no philosophical

289
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discussion with my friend at 
work. 

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And she's like, no, I don't 
think you're a loser. 

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And I was like, what's your 
definition? 

292
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And, she says, someone who lacks
the motivation to do anything 

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positive with their life. 
Someone who loses. 

294
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That's a pretty good. 
Yeah, I like. 

295
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That Yeah. 
And I asked her, what have I 

296
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done? 
Positive. 

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And you And she says you 
actively do things for your 

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podcast, you do fun streams and 
you make others laugh. 

299
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And I'm like, I don't know, I'm 
not that funny. 

300
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You're. 
Still another, another person 

301
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said Am IA loser. 
No, I say a loser is someone who

302
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doesn't achieve goals in life. 
Yeah, so. 

303
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,320
That's a good one. 
Or set goals. 

304
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Set goals. 
I should. 

305
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,560
Yeah, I think that's probably 
better. 

306
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Don't even set them. 
Yeah, yeah. 

307
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That's definitely a. 
That's that's a. 

308
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I'd say that's a a worse loser, 
right? 

309
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The biggest loser, you could 
say. 

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The biggest loser literally in 
this, in this context, yeah. 

311
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So I no, I what what are your 
guys? 

312
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Yeah, I was going to say, what's
your definition of a biggest 

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loser or a loser in general? 
By 100 lbs. 

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My definition of a loser would 
be somebody that's just given up

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and doesn't even try. 
And like that's, that's somebody

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that's there, no motivation. 
All those other things, you 

317
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know, all all those things point
towards that and you are 

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definitely not a loser. 
You're not. 

319
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Somebody I was, I was just going
to say, well, as you were going 

320
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to finish, I was going to point 
out, because I didn't say this, 

321
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I don't actually think I'm a 
loser. 

322
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,240
Oh yeah. 
It was just a philosophical 

323
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question. 
OK. 

324
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,960
I like that. 
That's a really great way to 

325
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start a conversation. 
Right. 

326
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I love good thought provoking 
conversation. 

327
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,080
Makes sense because we were 
talking because we were talking 

328
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about goals in life and stuff 
like that. 

329
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,640
You know, I want a family and 
kids and that's basic. 

330
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I know I want a family. 
Not at all. 

331
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And you're still young. 
Right. 

332
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,600
Not at all. 
It's a common goal and it's a 

333
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good one to have. 
And you're not rushing into it. 

334
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,600
You're not, you know. 
Right, you've got yourself. 

335
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,440
Set up financially well. 
Yeah, the, the only, the only 

336
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thing is that like the reason 
why he gave me an existential 

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crisis is because when I was 
younger, I thought I would have 

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a family a lot sooner. 
Like I was thinking like early 

339
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20s or something like that is 
when I would start because 

340
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that's when my mom started. 
I get that. 

341
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But then again, she didn't. 
She didn't have me until she was

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30 and then she didn't have my 
younger sister until she was 

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almost 40. 
So there's a huge age gap 

344
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between my me and my siblings. 
Yeah. 

345
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Yeah, me and my brother. 
There's almost 10 years between 

346
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my brother and I. 
Yeah, so there's ten years 

347
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between me and my brother and 
then my between my older brother

348
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and my younger sister. 
He was already moved out before 

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like as she was born. 
That's wild. 

350
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,640
Yeah. 
Oh, wow, yeah. 

351
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You know, it happens when it 
happens. 

352
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,160
I it's, I don't think it's 
anything you should rush into, 

353
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,079
like, you know, right, It 
happens when it happens, Yeah. 

354
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,200
Doesn't mean you can't go 
looking harder for it, but right

355
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,960
when, when, when you find the 
right person, you find the 

356
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,720
right, you know, person. 
I mean, I found Danny and he 

357
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,360
was. 
Yeah. 

358
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He found me in an elevator in 
his high school. 

359
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:37,440
He did. 
Yeah. 

360
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,160
Yeah, it. 
Was just sitting there on the 

361
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floor. 
You would think someone would 

362
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,400
abandoned a baby at a fire 
station. 

363
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,760
Nope, it was a high school 
elevator. 

364
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,840
Yeah. 
What the heck? 

365
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:54,600
Found a baby, look at him. 
We just found him there. 

366
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,440
He was swaddled in a Power 
Rangers blanket. 

367
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,440
That totally sounds like 
whitest. 

368
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,080
Kids. 
You know. 

369
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,280
You know. 
I've been, I've been, I've been 

370
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,680
kind of binge watching them. 
I'm pretty sure I've got some 

371
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,720
brain rot going on. 
I just watched. 

372
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,840
Today where he's like, hey mom, 
come in my room. 

373
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:17,080
Like no, come upstairs. 
So you want me to what? 

374
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,760
I mean, like, it's like good, 
but that's kind of gross. 

375
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,640
Like it's like it's like 2 or 3 
minutes of them like doing that 

376
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:34,160
and it like pans upstairs to the
mom and she's like upstairs. 

377
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,840
She's like the raps. 
The raccoons broke in and they 

378
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:43,040
came everywhere. 
That reminds me of a joke. 

379
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:47,720
I I saw this online and it was 
actually kind of funny. 

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The there was a husband and wife
just sitting in the in the their

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00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,480
living room. 
One of them or the wife asked 

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00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,240
him if he can go get her 
slippers from upstairs because 

383
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,000
her feet are cold. 
And he was like, sure. 

384
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:04,600
And then as he gets upstairs, 
both of her, his wife's hot 

385
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,240
sisters are in the room, are in 
their bedroom, right? 

386
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,840
And he's like, you know, my wife
just asked me to come upstairs 

387
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and sleep with both of you, 
right? 

388
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,760
And she's like, no, she didn't. 
I was like. 

389
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,240
And the husband yells 
downstairs, honey, did you mean 

390
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both of them? 
And she goes. 

391
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,400
She yells back, yes, what's the 
point of fucking one? 

392
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,240
Wow. 
OK then. 

393
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,680
Yeah, I'm sorry but you have to 
drop the F bomb in there for 

394
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,200
make it. 
Worse. 

395
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,360
No, no, no. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

396
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,840
Otherwise it doesn't make as 
much sense, right? 

397
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,920
I thought of something funny 
that we could go over, could 

398
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,320
gloss over. 
It seems like something we 

399
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,800
should do. 
Commonly mispronounced words. 

400
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,600
This word. 
How do you say that word? 

401
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,400
Mischievous. 
Which one? 

402
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,560
Where is it? 
I can't see. 

403
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:57,880
It so you click on the open 
chat, the little talk bubble on 

404
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,640
the video channel on the right 
side. 

405
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,840
Mischievous. 
Mischievous. 

406
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,440
OK, yeah. 
Mischievous. 

407
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,000
Yeah. 
Mischievous. 

408
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,880
Yeah, some people do pronounce 
it that way. 

409
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:07,800
Right. 
Mischievous. 

410
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,880
It is mischievous. 
That is the correct. 

411
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:15,800
Pronunciation Caramel Caramel 
The correct way to say caramel. 

412
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,200
Exactly. 
Yeah. 

413
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,480
And since we're there, how do 
you guys say that? 

414
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,200
Caramel, caramel, caramel. 
We're from the Midwest. 

415
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,840
As well I try, I tried being 
like guys look. 

416
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,080
It's caramel. 
It's spelled like caramel and I 

417
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,600
couldn't do it. 
I felt like an idiot. 

418
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,120
That's the definition of a 
loser. 

419
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,360
What about how it? 
Says Caramel. 

420
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,720
What do you, how do you, how do 
you say pecan? 

421
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,160
What's that like? 
You like? 

422
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,840
Pecan. 
How do you say? 

423
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,280
It's pecan, I say pecan. 
Oh yeah, I say pecan. 

424
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,240
Some people say you can. 
Pecan, pecan. 

425
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,920
I feel like some contexts I say 
pecan like pecan pie. 

426
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,720
Yeah, but. 
It's butter pecan ice cream, so 

427
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,400
I don't. 
See that? 

428
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,360
Yeah, no. 
And I do the same thing. 

429
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:59,600
And I think that comes down to 
like how you hear it said, 

430
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,960
especially when you're growing 
up. 

431
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,040
Exactly. 
It's also like down South, 

432
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,320
they'll say pecan, yeah. 
Pecan. 

433
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,400
I also say coke. 
Too espresso, right? 

434
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,960
Yeah, Espresso. 
It is espresso. 

435
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,200
I think everybody should know 
that. 

436
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,960
Yeah, I used to say espresso. 
Espresso. 

437
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,880
Because that was the way I heard
it all the time. 

438
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,400
I got 1. 
Is it Tupperware or Tupperware? 

439
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,600
Tupperware. 
Tupperware. 

440
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,960
Yeah, with a Tupperware. 
You made me second guess 

441
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,200
Tupperware. 
Tupperware. 

442
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,120
Yeah, it's, it's almost as bad 
as when you say. 

443
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,320
Let me ask you a question. 
Right. 

444
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,240
Not axe, No, that's fine. 
Right Laboratory. 

445
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,640
Laboratory. 
Yeah, I say laboratory, but no, 

446
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,680
that's what I want. 
I think so. 

447
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,400
So I mischievous. 
I think that's a better way of 

448
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,640
saying it. 
I've just always said 

449
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,840
mischievous. 
I say, I say laboratory. 

450
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:49,720
Same. 
Yeah. 

451
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,000
It's. 
Laboratory. 

452
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,040
I think laboratory sounds 
better. 

453
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:53,960
It sounds. 
Cool. 

454
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,160
I think so. 
Yeah. 

455
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:55,920
Sounds. 
Sounds. 

456
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,760
More but. 
You know, even. 

457
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,120
Like in a like in a mad genius 
kind of way. 

458
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Coming to my La Bora taught it. 

459
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,560
Yeah, it would. 
It would. 

460
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,880
It's less scary if you say, OK, 
coming to my laboratory, 

461
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,560
February, February, February. 
Yeah. 

462
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:15,760
February. 
That's one of those words. 

463
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,600
That's one of those words most 
people won't pronounce right 

464
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,200
because it is a difficult one to
say. 

465
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,120
Rule is another one. 
Rural is another one. 

466
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,600
Yeah, rural. 
Yeah, some people really 

467
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,080
struggle with that and rural 
it's, it's difficult. 

468
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,520
I think we all know it's 
nuclear, not nuclear. 

469
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,760
Library. 
Library. 

470
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,440
OK, so yeah, is this word that 
I'm about to this word that I'm 

471
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,840
about to send? 
I actually could not physically 

472
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,480
say it growing up. 
Ridiculous. 

473
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,240
Ridiculous. 
You couldn't, OK. 

474
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,320
Ridiculous. 
It's pronounced ridiculousness. 

475
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,520
Ridiculous. 
Is that what they say on the TV?

476
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,840
How? 
Do you say this one, Laurel? 

477
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,800
No. 
Coral, coral, coral. 

478
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:04,480
Coral. 
Especially, especially. 

479
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,200
This one especially it's it's 
another espresso. 

480
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,080
Yeah, especially you're right. 
That's a lot of people say 

481
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,720
especially yeah. 
'Cause we're lazy. 

482
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,520
Merits. 
Oh, there's another one that was

483
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,320
just on the tip of my tongue. 
I don't remember what it was 

484
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,640
now. 
Our our war, because there was a

485
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,520
there was a huge thing growing 
up in English class where a lot 

486
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,400
of people say it are like 
really. 

487
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,040
And not only that they would 
type that out, they would type 

488
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,200
that out in essays too. 
It was actually a big. 

489
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,600
Problem. 
Well, OUR it's our right. 

490
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,120
Like when you say it by itself, 
but like Michiganders, and it's 

491
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,880
Michiganders by the way. 
You guys were like Michiganites.

492
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,280
Oh, so I see. 
That's what I was heard is 

493
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,760
Michiganders. 
I like Michiganders. 

494
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,840
Michiganders, Michiganders, like
we have an accent is what we 

495
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,680
say. 
We say everything's fast, so we 

496
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,120
say our, so we're like, come on.
We're like to our families, our 

497
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,480
families, our it's just our 
family. 

498
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,360
No, I get, no, I get that that's
kind of a big wrestling, too. 

499
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,720
Yeah, you just say it. 
You just say it ours. 

500
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,200
I do the same families. 
Yeah, I never thought about it. 

501
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:08,160
Root, root root. 
So that is so root I I say root.

502
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,880
And some people say beg instead 
of bag. 

503
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,240
Really. 
So big. 

504
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,760
I feel like that would be like a
like a new. 

505
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,080
England Jordan say that all a. 
Lot of people and. 

506
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,680
So he's getting really. 
Big. 

507
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,160
Really. 
Yep. 

508
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,560
So a lot of people say Creek or 
Creek instead of Creek. 

509
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,920
They do, yeah, that's obviously.
I say ease. 

510
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,280
I said Creek as a kid until I 
learned the spelling and. 

511
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,080
It's how your parents say it is 
how you say it, like you said. 

512
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,600
Yeah, exactly. 
Exactly. 

513
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,000
So it it is, it is Creek. 
OK, But when you're out with 

514
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,080
your buddies and you see it, 
you're like, oh, it's a Creek. 

515
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,760
Yeah, I get. 
That or like when the plumber's 

516
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,800
bending over, you say it, that's
a crack, that's a Creek. 

517
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,880
That's a Creek. 
Wash. 

518
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,080
Yeah, So that's when I was 
growing up. 

519
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,400
That's how my parent, my parent,
my dad will still say wash, get 

520
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:03,240
the wash, rag, wash. 
Yeah, it's obviously wash. 

521
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:08,320
I don't know that wash it just. 
Washington. 

522
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,480
The washing machine. 
Yeah, the washing. 

523
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,840
I found it a divisive and I 
honestly don't know how. 

524
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,480
OK, Giro. 
Giro, right? 

525
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,480
It's not Giro. 
Yeah, I I believe the correct 

526
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,560
pronunciation is Giro. 
If I was doing a restaurant. 

527
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,440
If it's talking about the food, 
then yeah, Euro, but like a 

528
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,080
gyroscope and stuff like that, 
that that's how you. 

529
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,960
Say like. 
Gyro Yeah, like. 

530
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,960
A gyroscope. 
OK, so in Greek you're you're 

531
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,800
correct, the G is silent. 
In Greek Euro that is Giro. 

532
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,680
Euro That's how I say my 
apology. 

533
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,080
I didn't. 
I didn't even know I was right. 

534
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,400
Yeah. 
Gyro. 

535
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,040
I thought I had seen somewhere 
that it was actually Giro, but I

536
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,040
didn't realize. 
Yes, both at the same time. 

537
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,080
Pajamas, everybody says. 
Pajamas. 

538
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,040
No pajamas. 
It's obviously. 

539
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,400
Pajamas. 
It's pajamas. 

540
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,480
I'm not. 
I'm not. 

541
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,440
Mexican grandma always said 
pajamas, so yeah. 

542
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,920
Oh, it's pajamas. 
That's true. 

543
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,240
She did, didn't she? 
Yeah. 

544
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,840
Go put on your pajamas and wash 
your face. 

545
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,240
It's in Michigan. 
Otherwise, I'm going to throw 

546
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,280
you down in the Creek. 
Pajamas, Pajamas. 

547
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,440
Yeah, I've always said pajamas. 
Here's this one, people. 

548
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,200
Egg. 
Egg. 

549
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,320
Egg, egg. 
So. 

550
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,200
You said egg. 
Right. 

551
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:26,280
Egg. 
Yeah, egg. 

552
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,960
Michigan Accent Egg Egg. 
OK, I get that. 

553
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,440
Yeah. 
What's that devil is that? 

554
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,680
It's an egg throwing it back. 
It's actually look like an egg 

555
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,560
sexual style. 
Why is it skin colored? 

556
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,800
Oh no. 
Oh, now see, you got to look at 

557
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,880
it at the right angle. 
I didn't want to generate the 

558
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,600
title that quickly, but why is 
it? 

559
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:57,640
Skin colored. 
Well, I don't know. 

560
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:02,440
I like how I like how egg thrown
it back out of context is pretty

561
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,240
funny. 
It's Niger. 

562
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:05,960
Yeah. 
Oh yeah. 

563
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,920
Yeah, yeah. 
It's it's Indigenous Garyite. 

564
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,160
Oh no. 
Now we're getting racial Nah, 

565
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,680
OK, that's not that's not even 
fair because nobody says it 

566
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,200
right. 
You're. 

567
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,960
Right I I did hear the correct 
pronunciation just earlier this 

568
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,400
week. 
Worcestershire. 

569
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,960
Worcestershire, Worcestershire. 
I like I like wash your sister 

570
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,160
sauce. 
Yeah, that was pretty funny. 

571
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:45,520
Washer Sister sauce. 
Yeah, ju ju. 

572
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,920
Ju No. 
It's pronounced penny pincher. 

573
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,040
Oh no. 
Oh no. 

574
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:59,320
Yep, we've gone for Rachel Acai 
Acai. 

575
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,880
Acai. 
Acai acai. 

576
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,760
Acai. 
No, I. 

577
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:09,840
Just say acai acai. 
One of the only four letter 

578
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,320
words I know that has three 
syllables that. 

579
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,800
'D be true. 
It's acai acai. 

580
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,120
Yeah, I only know it looks like 
acai but. 

581
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,560
I only know 1 syllable 4 letter 
words. 

582
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,800
Yeah, well, this one, you know, 
3 syllable acai. 

583
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:29,200
Like this one. 
Jeez, no, we can't say that 

584
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,800
piss. 
All right, how about this one? 

585
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,040
Epitome. 
Epitome Epitome. 

586
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,880
Epitome that's. 
Wrong. 

587
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800
I. 
Say this one. 

588
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,680
That's a, That's a, that's a 
raucous. 

589
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,080
White. 
Person raucous like this? 

590
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,320
Cracker. 
Joey racist, you say? 

591
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,000
Like this, Joey? 
What? 

592
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,280
No, I'm not right. 
You got you guys are going back 

593
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,960
and forth. 
I'll send you a neutral no. 

594
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,680
Joey out here catching strays. 
Yeah, guilty by. 

595
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,440
Association. 
Yeah, I think that's. 

596
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,000
Is that even a word? 
It is raucous. 

597
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,920
Raucous, raucous. 
RAUCOUSI had to look up how to 

598
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,800
spell it. 
I knew it was different. 

599
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,040
I couldn't. 
Remember what's in that song, 

600
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,560
right? 
This is RAUCOUS. 

601
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:25,440
This is what it means to me. 
Which means we go tear stuff up.

602
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,400
Yeah, Cauciferous Caucus. 
I do not know this one. 

603
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,800
Cafagrigus. 
It's that's not fair though I 

604
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,280
don't speak nerd. 
Oh, we're learning new words. 

605
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,080
What is what does kafa grigua? 
What does Kafa Grigas mean? 

606
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,640
Quinoa. 
It's a Pokémon. 

607
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,760
Pokémon. 
Quinola, OH. 

608
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,640
OK, that's funny. 
Yeah. 

609
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,680
Quinoa, an ancient grain. 
Quinola. 

610
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,520
Quiche quiche quiche quish 
quish. 

611
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,120
That's what sound like the 
quiche makes when I step in it. 

612
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,040
Danny's out here question. 
No. 

613
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,400
Help. 
Help I'm question. 

614
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,760
Everywhere. 
Speaking of SO. 

615
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,960
So this. 
Has been a few years ago I guess

616
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,840
that but this story was told to 
me that it was in like an 

617
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:19,360
elementary school and lady was 
trying to pronounce this young 

618
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,080
young girl's name and it was 
spelled LA and then there was a 

619
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,400
dash and then LA. 
And so when she said her name, 

620
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,000
she said, well, Lala, Yep, just 
like that Lala. 

621
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,600
And her mom was there and she 
said, excuse me. 

622
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,720
And she said. 
What? 

623
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,360
What's wrong? 
That's not how you say your 

624
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,480
name. 
Yes, Lala. 

625
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,920
The Dash ain't silent. 
So her name was La Dashla. 

626
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,800
No. 
Is in the middle. 

627
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,920
It was just the dash, yes. 
Terrible. 

628
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:52,640
Isn't it That's, that's I. 
I feel there's going to come a 

629
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,000
day where we're going to. 
Like Dash? 

630
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,200
Children's names are going to be
like emojis. 

631
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,000
La dash la. 
I'm waiting for that. 

632
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,480
I hate the world so much you 
just hate it. 

633
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,600
Here's one. 
Here's a name, since we're 

634
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,760
talking about names. 
And none of me. 

635
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,800
None of me. 
None of me. 

636
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,320
You're mine. 
None of me. 

637
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,800
This is a. 
Who needs a new? 

638
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,440
Person. 
This is a person's name. 

639
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,480
ABCDE. 
No A. 

640
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,720
BCDE if one of you can tell me 
how to say it. 

641
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:28,560
I could say. 
It it's a real name ABCE you 

642
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,840
just don't You didn't think 
about a name when your kid came 

643
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,360
to you at the hospital. 
It's. 

644
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,080
Absolutely. 
Isn't that the song that Bruno 

645
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:40,000
Mars is on? 
Put, put, put, put. 

646
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,800
Be stoning like that. 
Antidisestablish Ontarianism. 

647
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,480
Yep, good job. 
One of my favorite kid. 

648
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,920
It's like the it's one of the 
longest words in the English 

649
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,880
language Aglet what is? 
Aglet, it's the end of your 

650
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,560
shoelace. 
I know it I. 

651
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,600
Think that's what it is? 
Yes, I knew. 

652
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,920
I knew what it was. 
I couldn't remember. 

653
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,080
My daughter tried to get me with
that today and I said ha ha, I 

654
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:09,080
know what an aglet is. 
Aglet. 

655
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,240
Well, my. 
Aglet kick me in my aglet. 

656
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:21,200
Aglet flared up again. 
So this one is not necessarily 

657
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,760
how hard to pronounce, it's just
how people say it comfortable. 

658
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,760
Comfortable. 
I'm mad comfy. 

659
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,280
Comfortable. 
Comfy. 

660
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,640
I'm affordable. 
If I was French, I would say 

661
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,560
comfortable. 
Comfortable. 

662
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,240
If I was German I'd say 9 dash 
line in the chamber. 

663
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,160
That's if I was German. 
I'm. 

664
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,960
Not if you were. 
I mean, it's in your lineage, 

665
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,200
but I. 
It's I get fits of it every now 

666
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,600
and again. 
I get that. 

667
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,000
I'll wake up every every now and
again in the middle of the night

668
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,400
just like I'm. 
Affordable. 

669
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,000
What's the word? 
What's the word? 

670
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,200
I don't know how to spell it. 
Oh Dang it, I know how that 

671
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,800
goes. 
CUM. 

672
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:11,480
TMIMDLMY. 
MUTTHOLE. 

673
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:16,120
Cacophony. 
I don't know how to spell it. 

674
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,560
That's how you spell it right 
there. 

675
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,080
That's how you spell it. 
Excuse you were wondering. 

676
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,720
Oh my bad, my bad IT. 
I don't know. 

677
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,840
How to spell it? 
Yeah, baby. 

678
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,640
Enigmatic. 
Enigmatic. 

679
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,280
Yes. 
One of my favorite groups when I

680
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,600
was growing up. 
Enigma. 

681
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,760
Enigma. 
Niger. 

682
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,280
I don't think we can say that 
in. 

683
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,760
No, it just, it just says *** I 
think that's so I think that's 

684
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,480
like that's. 
A. 

685
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,240
Country. 
That's a country. 

686
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,120
Niger, yeah. 
Actually, I don't think it's 

687
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:53,240
pronounced Niger, is it? 
Yeah. 

688
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,440
Yeah, Yeah, it is Niger. 
Yeah, our Niger is only wild on 

689
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,960
the on the discord chat anyway. 
Yeah. 

690
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,720
I can't think of any more words.
I can't either. 

691
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,400
I ran out of. 
Words, all the words that I know

692
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,120
there. 
Is so there is a so? 

693
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,159
My dad says quite a few words 
very differently than I Didn't 

694
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:13,679
notice as much as a kid. 
I said all the words that I 

695
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:15,239
know. 
All wolf. 

696
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,280
Most most people say. 
Most people say wolf. 

697
00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,440
Wolf. 
My dad, my dad, says Wolf. 

698
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:24,159
It's a wolf. 
Yeah, yeah, I know. 

699
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,679
It's it's honestly very adorable
in my opinion, but adorable. 

700
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:29,760
It isn't my dad. 
It's. 

701
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,239
The sound that a wolf makes. 
Yeah, the word wolf is not an 

702
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,199
onomatopoeia. 
Oh yeah, Coyote. 

703
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,880
Some people say Coyote I. 
That kind of depends on the day 

704
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,679
honestly. 
It's Coyote and everybody. 

705
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,440
I usually say coyote Coyote. 
Coyote. 

706
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Coyote. 
Coitus. 

707
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,080
Coitus. 
I had another one too and I 

708
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,639
don't remember Wolf now. 
I had a friend growing up who 

709
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:55,159
had a little brother who didn't 
say what if but thought it was 

710
00:34:55,159 --> 00:35:00,960
pronounced once if we said it 
wrong all the time and we made 

711
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,800
fun of him for it. 
I wonder if he still does. 

712
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,080
Probably. 
Doll, doll. 

713
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,920
Yep, some people pronounce it 
dole or or dowel dowel. 

714
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,720
Dowel it's. 
Just not it sounds like a so so 

715
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,560
you have to raise one eyebrow 
when you say it that like that 

716
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,520
is Mr. No, he's saying, hey, no,
this guy is a doll. 

717
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,680
Oh, I'm a doll, Yeah. 
Yeah, that's what I was going. 

718
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,960
With you a doll. 
Oh look, he's blushing now look 

719
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:32,480
at him again. 
I'll giddy. 

720
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:42,200
Yeah, what else? 
So let's see dime, so so. 

721
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,000
A a dime so is a is like a 10 
out of 10. 

722
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,880
It's a dime. 
See, That makes sense. 

723
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,200
That makes sense. 
That makes sense. 

724
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,760
OK. 
You call somebody a dime. 

725
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,240
I mean I. 
Figured if I thought about it I 

726
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,560
could figure it out but it 
wasn't coming. 

727
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,320
I'm I think I've had a long 
week. 

728
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,040
I am. 
Yeah, I've had a long. 

729
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,120
A long couple of weeks. 
Particularly long. 

730
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,520
I sit here and I was going to I 
was going to work a bunch on on 

731
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,080
Dead Rain 4 and I just felt like
garbage. 

732
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:10,760
I sat here and drank like a 
probably a liter of of Coke 0 

733
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,240
alcohol. 
Coke 0. 

734
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,360
Yeah, Coke 0. 
Delicious. 

735
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,560
The the cherry actually, and I 
started feeling a little bit 

736
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,320
better, but I think I just 
needed some more fluids and some

737
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,240
caffeine doesn't. 
Hurt fluids in you, Yeah. 

738
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,080
I'll put fluids in you all 
right. 

739
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,080
It's. 
Been a long day. 

740
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,840
I need some. 
Pretty long. 

741
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,200
Do you? 
Did you work today? 

742
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:34,640
No tomorrow we call this weekend
and no and today's the the one 

743
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,240
year anniversary. 
Yeah. 

744
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,400
Of of of of Morgan passing. 
So has it. 

745
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,520
Already been a year. 
Already been a year. 

746
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,520
Does not seem like it should 
have been. 

747
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,200
But it's insane. 
We're in the middle of 

748
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,880
descending to Vernas. 
We were. 

749
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,800
Avernus. 
Cavernous. 

750
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,880
Avernous. 
Descending into the anus. 

751
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,240
Abernathy it's going through the
curriculum earlier and it do 

752
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:04,320
wish we made it through. 
Yeah, yeah, maybe someday. 

753
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,320
Yeah, it was a fun season. 
I think somebody else would have

754
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,480
to pick it up but or something. 
It's funny. 

755
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,760
Me too. 
I just saw what you typed in 

756
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,320
general, Danny. 
I'll be on soon. 

757
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,760
I'm talking to my dad. 
Me too. 

758
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,400
That's true. 
It's true, it is. 

759
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,040
I wonder what he's talking to 
his dad about. 

760
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:31,040
Oh, Joey, so you know how you 
you know how you popped in on 

761
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,880
Tuesday during my Ready or Not 
stream? 

762
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,280
I did pop in. 
Yeah, so I was asking Mateo if 

763
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,600
she wanted to join. 
She said she expressed interest,

764
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,720
but Saturday nights are her game
nights with her friends. 

765
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,960
I heard that, yeah. 
Can can she? 

766
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,040
Can she join us on on Ready or 
not? 

767
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,080
Yeah. 
Probably yeah on. 

768
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,760
Friday. 
On Friday, I would have to ask. 

769
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,240
Ready or not? 
Can you join us on Ready or Not 

770
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:57,400
on Friday? 
Ready or Not is a SWAT simulator

771
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,800
and I'm so excited for it. 
Oh. 

772
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,680
The only is it the where I find 
and then hands up, pants down, 

773
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:09,320
hands up, pants down. 
We made so me and her made a 

774
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,600
joke while we were playing it. 
One day is like the The one song

775
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,440
that would truly fit and not fit
at the same time is Starships by

776
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,640
Nicki Minaj, because she says 
put your hands up. 

777
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,440
That's not starships, that's 
party in the USA, that's. 

778
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:31,200
Party in the USA. 
Yeah, starships, we're made to. 

779
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,440
We made another joke. 
Hands up and touch this guy, 

780
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,400
Yeah. 
There's the hands up. 

781
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,440
Yeah, Sir. 
Let's do this one last time. 

782
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,080
I. 
Don't I don't know my pop music 

783
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,000
enough anymore? 
I'm higher than a mother. 

784
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:49,440
Get on the floor. 
Floor anyway. 

785
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,200
So I'll ask her, OK, I'll ask 
her now. 

786
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,240
Is it cross play? 
Yes, it is cross play. 

787
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,440
That's. 
What I was going to ask? 

788
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,720
I googled it. 
What is it? 

789
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,760
Ready or not? 
Ready or not, you're. 

790
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,520
I'm going to be. 
The big I'm going to. 

791
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,560
Be the big boy at the beginning.
I'm going to have the battery 

792
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,120
ran and I'm going to bust the 
door in and pull my grenade 

793
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:13,000
launcher and just unload. 
Boom boom boom boom boom. 

794
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,680
We should have just the our 
first mission, we just kill 

795
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:22,560
everybody. 
Executioner style. 

796
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:29,360
They're all kneeling there. 
No. 

797
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,880
So, you know, just to get our 
feet wet. 

798
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I was telling doing. 

799
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,280
This last night, it was a bad 
day of training. 

800
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,320
Last week, we really. 
Need it We really. 

801
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,160
Need it. 
We got an argument before this. 

802
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:48,160
I was, I was telling Joe last 
week I saw there was a they flew

803
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,520
out of this YouTube that I watch
whether or not did and they had 

804
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:56,160
the LAPD SWAT sit down with them
and like they showed them how to

805
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,880
how to like do actual scenarios.
And then they had them sit down 

806
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,320
and actually play the game to 
see if it helped them. 

807
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,680
It did not help them. 
No, they they still killed 

808
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,080
everything. 
As you do. 

809
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:11,040
Oh boy, he's starting to fire. 
He's got a gun. 

810
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,200
He didn't start the fire. 
You sound like that Lady that 

811
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:23,480
yelled at me earlier. 
I've always, I've truthfully, 

812
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,760
I've always been afraid that 
something like that was going to

813
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,640
happen to me, and I'm sorry it 
happened to you. 

814
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,520
Oh, that's OK. 
Wait, what does it seem? 

815
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,520
Like something would happen to 
you. 

816
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:38,200
I, I told this story earlier, 
but I was at Casey's and I was 

817
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,280
carrying my gun in concealed 
carry inside my waistband and 

818
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,320
all that. 
My shirt rode up and showed it 

819
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:47,480
and a lady like freaked out and 
it ended up being being released

820
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,320
by cops and stuff like that, you
know? 

821
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,240
What you should have said. 
What should I have said? 

822
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,000
You should have said sorry you 
saw my gun, but how about these 

823
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,320
guns? 
I. 

824
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,680
Think that would, I think that 
would have escalated it. 

825
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,240
I'm gonna rushing a weapon. 
Well then you could have showed 

826
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:05,360
her your rifle. 
And then shot her in the face. 

827
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,480
This is for playing. 
This is for fun. 

828
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,200
It's such a funny thing because 
it's fully legal for someone in 

829
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,280
Iowa to walk around with a gun 
in a holster on their waist 

830
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,280
fully showing. 
What would she do? 

831
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,120
Then the cops would up and go 
Wow. 

832
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,000
So you're not. 
You don't have to. 

833
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,960
Have a permit? 
To conceal. 

834
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:34,200
She yeah, she escalated, yeah, 
she escalated and said that I 

835
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,800
brandished my weapon at her. 
I'm. 

836
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,680
Going to shoot you, lady. 
Well, you're like, hey, you see 

837
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,520
this? 
Yeah, find my. 

838
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,160
Pizza for I was. 
Just I was. 

839
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,640
I was literally getting a slice 
of. 

840
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,760
He brandished his weapon at me. 
It's like, ma'am, I'm not that 

841
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,120
bad of us. 
You'd be dead if I did come. 

842
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,800
On right. 
Do you want you want to go home 

843
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,640
today? 
You'd better buy me that pizza. 

844
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,640
Got a gun? 
This is my this is my work gun. 

845
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,080
OK, I forgot to leave. 
Work. 

846
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,360
As you're eating a slice of 
pizza and then holding your gun 

847
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,560
in your hand. 
Yeah. 

848
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:14,240
I almost ate my gun. 
That sounds that also sounds 

849
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:18,000
like WK. 
UII pour Mountain Dew into the 

850
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,440
chamber and I just started 
shotgunning it out of the barrel

851
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,000
there. 
You go, you open, open the slide

852
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,400
up and you shotgun it that way. 
Yeah, when? 

853
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,000
I pull the trigger, it really 
gets it in faster. 

854
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,880
How they smoked weed in Vietnam 
to the shotgun. 

855
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,040
Oh my goodness. 
That's the thing that happened. 

856
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,960
That's ballin, ballin move. 
What? 

857
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,520
Was. 
That that's how you know you're 

858
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,760
serious. 
Platoon isn't the movie Platoon.

859
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,240
Oh, was it? 
Yeah. 

860
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,880
Willem Dafoe blows. 
Documentary. 

861
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,680
In into a, into the chamber, 
into the cycling Chamber of of a

862
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,400
shotgun, and there's a man at 
the end of the barrel and he's, 

863
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,440
so he gets the gunpowder with 
it. 

864
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,320
As one does. 
Oh yeah, I. 

865
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,120
Bet that makes it even better. 
It has a smoking. 

866
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,560
Flavor. 
Explosive, yeah. 

867
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,600
But yes, I'm I'm very excited 
for Ready or Not and I hope that

868
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,080
you're able to join us. 
There should be. 

869
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,880
I don't think I got anything 
going on next Friday so. 

870
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,600
I would like to show you how 
capable of police officers that 

871
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,880
Joey and I are, OK. 
I'll be your guys's Tia you. 

872
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,760
Want us responding? 
To. 

873
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,960
I also want you guys to take 
responsibility for everything 

874
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,240
you do. 
Sounds valid. 

875
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,560
That sounds like. 
That sounds like a lot. 

876
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,160
That movie Let's Be Cops, it's 
just a run-of-the-mill thing. 

877
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,760
Be SWAT. 
So it comes out the 15th, right?

878
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,200
So it comes out Monday. 
Got it. 

879
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,320
Pre-ordered no a Tuesday. 
I got the deluxe edition 

880
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,640
pre-ordered ready to go. 
Yeah. 

881
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:56,080
I got all the DLC, the pre-order
comes with a shotgun, a grenade 

882
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,880
launcher and something else. 
I'm pumped, ready to go. 

883
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,600
Pumped. 
Yeah, you guys will get. 

884
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,280
Like a whole bunch of like 
customization right out the gate

885
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,640
too. 
Oh excited I get to play dress 

886
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:12,160
up doll with my with my off cop.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go

887
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,760
gooning the first day. 
Bright Hawaiian shirt plates. 

888
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:23,560
Khakis, khakis and flip flops. 
You called me out of my out of 

889
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,520
my pool party. 
But I'm a good guy.

