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This creative work is released 
under Creative Commons Share 

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alike 3 point O The game master 
of SCP site 19 is Dan players. 

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Joe is Bob as faxwell blart, 
Derek as Brett Sawyer, and Alex 

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as bean Remington. 
Welcome to the SCP Foundation. 

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Welcome. 
Welcome everyone back to the 

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maybe podcast featuring some 
more C&D. 

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We're back at it again into SCP 
Site 19. 

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We took a little bit of a week 
for the Love Day and Turner. 

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How you? 
How you feeling? 

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Great. 
Feeling this is a. 

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Goose feeling empty. 
Drained I. 

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Feel I feel fulfilled, 
fulfilled. 

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I like it. 
I. 

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Not empty, but rather full. 
Beautiful. 

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Yeah, beautiful. 
I love the way you describe 

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that. 
All right, so we turn our 

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attention back to Site 19. 
Last week or seven days ago we 

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had a terrible accident where 
Dino last name passed away. 

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Dio Giovannetti. 
Yes. 

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Brother's name. 
I'm dead. 

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Now, thanks. 
A lot. 

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You're dead now. 
Yeah, my fault. 

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My eyes were open the whole 
time. 

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Yeah, he's dead. 
He's he's very dead, and sadly 

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so. 
I didn't know this man but seems

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like a nice guy. 
He he. 

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It was the best minion anyone 
could have asked for. 

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Was he in this cell? 
This one smells a lot. 

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Smells bad. 
No, that that would have to be 

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the last named Moiwa Moiwa. 
It smells like fish and chips. 

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You should you should see a 
stain on one of the beds. 

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I thought that was cheese. 
Is it growing? 

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Is it growing? 
Oh my, are these it's growing 

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magic mushrooms? 
Let me take one. 

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So we we follow up a week after 
everything and Haggis shows up 

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in front of the group and he 
says hey. 

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Guys. 
So I know last week was probably

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really tough for ya. 
It was really tough for me. 

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So how about we all What? 
He's pretty average. 

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It was something to. 
Say sexy. 

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What? 
What you talking? 

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Are you talking to me? 
What? 

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Mr. Haggis. 
What? 

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OK, never mind. 
OK, All right, so how about 

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everybody, let's come down here 
and we're going to have a 

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meeting with Doctor Bob. 
Mr. Dueto, you forgot to open 

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the cell. 
Doors. 

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The cell doors open up 
automatically just as soon as 

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you stop playing that. 
Oh. 

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Never mind, I'm a fool. 
I'm a fool. 

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I'm a fool. 
A fool for gruel, sorry. 

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Guys. 
I'm just look maxing. 

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Hey there buddy. 
What the? 

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Oh. 
Yeah, chum. 

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You just took off. 
I get it. 

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Oh, hey. 
He's playing hard to get. 

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You're a slippery little guy, 
ain't you? 

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Like to coach you and Vaseline? 
I'll bet you would. 

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Yep, I'm a sicko. 
It's rather gay. 

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Yep. 
All right. 

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Excuse me. 
Nope, Yep, Nope. 

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Come in here. 
I feel like we're missing 

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someone. 
Yeah, we're missing our friend 

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the Beanie Bunny. 
Beanie Wimmington. 

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Beanie Boy. 
M facts won't. 

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Block. 
Fax Fax. 

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I'm looking to the doctor's desk
to find incriminating 

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incriminating evidence. 
All you find is a notepad with 

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just scribbles written all over 
it, and then your name is on 

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there that's misspelled. 
I knew it, I knew it. 

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He's a fraud and and penises all
the other pictures of penises. 

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A lot of penises, a lot of them 
get Veiner and Veiner as you 

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flip through the rages like he's
getting better at it. 

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My it's very detailed. 
This guy's getting good and to 

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use the bathroom there real 
quick. 

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It's. 
Beautiful. 

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Yeah, we're just going to wait 
on you. 

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Facts. 
Well, oh, hey there. 

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Whoa. 
Must have not wiped. 

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All I did Alpha males don't 
wipe. 

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You know you don't, you think 
little freak. 

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I sit down and all you guys here
is like a really like low squish

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sound well. 
Thanks everybody for meeting 

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with me today. 
I know you didn't have any 

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option but well we lost Dino 
last week and it's very sad and 

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I cried a lot and if y'all want 
to just say a few nice words 

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about Dino and maybe you know 
you should keep me in your 

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thoughts, don't go ahead and say
something well. 

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I guess I'll go first. 
OK. 

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All right, new guy. 
I didn't know the man there, but

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but you seem to have left quite 
the impression on you. 

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I just want everybody to know 
that I'm on everybody's side. 

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I love each and every one of 
you. 

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Come into my cell and we'll 
we'll make we'll make some gruel

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cakes together and play some 
Super Nintendo. 

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Cakes. 
Yeah, but you just heat them up 

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over the fire. 
Delicious. 

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Whoa hell, you gotta get fire. 
No, I should say that I'm in 

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prison though. 
Maybe, maybe that should be the 

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next thing I pull cure from the 
commissary is a hot plant hot 

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plate. 
Those are illegal. 

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You can't do that. 
Well, so would be, I would think

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that being a psychiatrist in a 
prison where you obviously have 

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no training in our dunderhead, I
think that would be illegal 

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also. 
Well, scratch. 

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Well, since you got so much to 
say, why don't you go ahead and 

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say something nice? 
Dingo, I just did. 

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All right, well. 
I got. 

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Something to say, I do. 
I do miss the way you know I 

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would hear his whacking his butt
all the time. 

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Yeah, the hall will never sound 
the same without that. 

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I use it as a white noise to 
help me sweep. 

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You're sick of a freak, I. 
Heard you guys have something 

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nice to say about Dino. 
Yeah, go ahead as. 

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As a obviously the weeder of 
this tiny widow group, it is 

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always the pawns services to 
sacrifice themselves so that the

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king or the officer may live on 
and he did a very good job at 

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doing that. 
All right, that's odd. 

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Bing, you just said nice. 
You've been pretty quiet. 

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Come on, flex that muscle little
chest and let me see what that 

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heart do. 
What? 

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Say something nice about Dino. 
No all. 

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Right, well, that OK. 
All right. 

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There's something nice about 
him. 

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I miss the intelligent 
conversations he would have 

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about his penis. 
I do miss Will Vinny though. 

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Well, yeah, yeah. 
It was polite. 

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He was. 
He was indeed polite. 

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So yeah, cry again, all. 
Right, that explains all the 

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pictures in your bathroom. 
Wait, you were in my bathroom? 

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I. 
Had to go, chum. 

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I've never gone chum before, but
how does that feel? 

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Is that like having a chud? 
Chum means friend, acquaintance.

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You're not really a wagon shark,
mate. 

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I believe he's talking about 
semen. 

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Yeah, I thought you were talking
about shark bait. 

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Well, I guess I'll give you guys
your briefing this week. 

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Congratulations, you made it 
this far. 

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He's kind of rifling through 
like the 9 by 13 cards. 

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Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope. 
Oh yeah, here it is this week. 

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You will be. 
Going on a road trip to Redacted

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Wisconsin. 
I've never been there. 

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I've never been there before 
either, blah blah blah. 

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I never made it. 
I never made it out of Ohio. 

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Oh well, you're not in Ohio 
anymore. 

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Blah blah. 
Don't recognize the bodies in 

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the water? 
What? 

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OK, all right, so here's how 
we're going to do it. 

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We're going to split up into 
groups of three, with myself and

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Haggis being the drivers. 
So who wants to go with who? 

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I'll go with you, Doctor Bob. 
I choose haggis. 

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I'm sick. 
I will also go with the like the

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haggis. 
Beanie, come here with me. 

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You're with me. 
Oh good, I get to be in the 

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stinky. 
Bit joy. 

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Mm Hmm. 
Pheromone Max. 

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Maybe you should pheromone 
minimum. 

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Actually. 
Today is a cheat day because I 

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showered last night. 
Oh good. 

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Yeah, the Lord has smiled down 
upon me. 

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All right, so you guys are 
blindfolded and put into or 

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taken across the the site. 
You're loaded into Chevy 

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Suburbans and you're driven off 
after about 30 minutes of 

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driving. 
You're blindfolds taking off and

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you're kind of just in the 
middle of nowhere, just driving 

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along. 
You know, I'm going a good clip 

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and you can see from the 
countryside that you seem to be 

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somewhere probably close to the 
Eastern seaboard and you're 

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definitely heading West towards 
Wisconsin, obviously. 

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And the driving as you're 
driving, it's, you know, getting

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later and later and later. 
And you see up on the dashboard,

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the time flips to 12 O 4:00 AM. 
So now it's the next day, you've

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been driving for a good six 
hours, and all of a sudden you 

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start to notice that there's no 
vehicles around. 

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Everything's kind of blank. 
Is there a gas station? 

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No, no, there's there's nothing,
absolutely nothing. 

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The wife go. 
Haggis I have to potty. 

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I'd like to get a pack of Red 
Vines. 

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All right, well. 
You want me to just pull over or

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how you want to do this? 
I I can I can go outside. 

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You want to just stand up and go
outside the window. 

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Is that an option? 
I. 

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Guess OK I'll I will do that. 
It seems like a pretty manly 

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thing to do. 
Yeah, So Doctor Pop and Joe, 

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what's your what's your 
character's name again? 

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Jacob Hockey. 
Jacob, Yes, Doctor Bob, Jacob 

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and Bean are travelling behind 
Haggis is and they all of a 

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sudden start seeing very bright 
neon yellow fluid covering the 

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windshield. 
It looks I've been. 

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Going this for four hours like. 
Torrential downpour. 

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It's happening. 
Is it raining? 

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It looks like you need to drink 
more water. 

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Dear God, that smells like 
asparagus. 

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That's. 
It looks like lemon lime 

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Gatorade. 
Think like limon lime Gatorade. 

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Exactly like it doesn't smell 
like it. 

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Takes his head out the window. 
I don't like that's not 

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Gatorade. 
That's not Gatorade. 

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We finally found the SCP that's 
a Gatorade cloud. 

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So from Doctor Bob's and 
perspective like it like stops 

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for like a couple seconds and 
then it continues again. 

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But how about you guys go ahead 
and roll a perception for me? 

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OK. 
I'm 21. 

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Wow. 
I want 1 bean. 

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Bean. 
I know I suck. 

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Beans you don't. 
Suck. 

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He's just not talking. 
All right. 

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He's a little shy a. 
Little gun shy today, I get it. 

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So all you see is. 
Who he sees. 

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You, you see, sorry, sorry. 
I apologize. 

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You see a giant like prison 
tower off in the distance. 

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It's got spotlights going all 
over the place. 

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Everything else. 
It's up on the Cliff side and 

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they're just like the the 
searchlights are going out like 

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they're looking for something. 
We're driving past this. 

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Yeah. 
What the haggis? 

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What's that? 
What's that tower in the 

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distance? 
What tower? 

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Oh. 
Oh, keep driving, chum. 

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Don't stop. 
Oh. 

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What is it? 
What is it that button? 

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And your. 
What is? 

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What's wrong? 
Vehicle starts moving even 

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faster kind of pedal in the 
metal. 

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I would slow down the speed 
limits I. 

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Don't see nothing out here. 
Just, you know, close the close 

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the window. 
But I'm not done yet. 

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I just farted, you may not want 
to. 

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Oh no. 
Smells, smells. 

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Bad facts. 
Well, do you have a bottle? 

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Oh. 
Yeah, fill up a bottle. 

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Fill up a bottle. 
OK. 

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Yeah, sure. 
Thank you. 

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Let's shut that window and let's
just look for any accidents up 

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ahead. 
Thank you so much as I like 

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transition. 
And lock, lock the window 

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please. 
So as you guys are chugging 

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along at a pretty good pace, the
your it looked originally like 

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you were driving towards that 
tower, but you're not getting 

240
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any closer to it. 
Must be pretty big. 

241
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,440
It it is. 
Probably a It's probably a very 

242
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tall tower. 
And as you're driving, you see a

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wrecked Chevy Suburban that is 
exactly like the one that you're

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in. 
And there's clearly, it's, it 

245
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had foundation agents in it. 
And there, there's two of them 

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on the ground, their equipment's
kind of thrown all over the 

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place. 
They're slashed at, they're 

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bleeding all over. 
And Jacob, you swear that you 

249
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saw one of them kind of reach up
towards you as you speed on 

250
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past. 
But that one's still alive. 

251
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We need to call that in. 
Doctor Bob, you seem like you're

252
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being mysterious. 
I'd like to know what's going 

253
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on. 
Are we driving to our deaths? 

254
00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,800
You think there bud? 
Only if we're so lucky. 

255
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,680
Go back to haggis. 
What's going on? 

256
00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:12,680
Well, you know, let me see, you 
know, let we'll just let me know

257
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if you see anything weird. 
We just got to keep driving, 

258
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:16,400
Tom. 
We'll be fine. 

259
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,520
Everybody calm down. 
And as you are driving down this

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road, you see a bunch of Chevy 
Suburbans like the one that 

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you're in. 
Just stop. 

262
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Hackets are on. 
They're in the middle of the 

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road turned all weird. 
It's like they're trying to 

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block off your route and the the
they pull up right behind them 

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and. 
Does this constitute as Wheeler?

266
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Doctor Bob and Haggis stop their
vehicles. 

267
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,440
What? 
No traffic going it's. 

268
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A traffic jam, I suppose. 
We're stuck. 

269
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,000
We can't go around them, that's 
illegal. 

270
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,240
There are no rules here. 
We got to go the. 

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Car's in front. 
It's not in our. 

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Dimension they're they're laying
on their horns and everything's 

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beeping and then all of a sudden
the spotlights that were 

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searching older. 
We're in New York. 

275
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They focus on the trucks that 
you guys are in. 

276
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Are we in trouble? 
Does this constitute as we would

277
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Hey Bean? 
You you poop yourself yet? 

278
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,040
No. 
Why would I do that? 

279
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,560
I don't. 
Want this morning? 

280
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,800
More. 
Accepting my faith that we're 

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all going to die. 
I'm looking forward for you to 

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go first there, Doctor Bob. 
And all of a sudden, the 

283
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suburban in front of you, the 
door opens up and then closes 

284
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and, well, you didn't see 
anything. 

285
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,920
Nobody got out. 
Nobody got out, so Haggis and 

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company start trying to go 
around everything. 

287
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,320
Oh, it's a good idea, yeah. 
Illegal though. 

288
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And as real perception again, 
sorry everybody, right. 

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O21. 
Let's let's see here Maxwell 

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Bean, Jacob, everybody been 
Brett is looking at the vehicles

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that you're passing and all you 
see out of them is like a glassy

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white eye and. 
Yep. 

293
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,960
That's all that you see. 
It's like like if you were to 

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shine a flashlight at a cat in 
the woods in the middle of the 

295
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,360
night, how their eyes reflect 
that light. 

296
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,520
It's like my grandfather in the 
nursing home. 

297
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,440
Glassy. 
Yeah, kind. 

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Of like that and they start 
getting out of the vehicle and 

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you hear like this nasty like 
gargly scream come out of them 

300
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:34,400
and they jump onto your vehicles
as you're driving past. 

301
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,000
Well, it's nice to know you, 
doc. 

302
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,520
Hi friends, do you have any red 
Vines out there? 

303
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,840
Pedal to the metal. 
Hungry. 

304
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,360
So Haggis and Doctor Bob have 
pedal to the metal currently, 

305
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:54,400
but the the shadowy figures are 
coming out quite literally 

306
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,880
everywhere and they are moving 
to surround you guys. 

307
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,120
Each of your vehicles has two of
them on them currently. 

308
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:08,120
So let's go ahead and roll for 
your initiative. 

309
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:12,720
Do we, are we in like the back 
seat? 

310
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,080
In like a cage? 
Like a cop. 

311
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,680
Car you're essentially yes, but 
these things are on your windows

312
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,840
and they are beating the glass 
in and there's one on your 

313
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,680
windshield and it's busting. 
Through What's going on? 

314
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,240
I found the initiative roll. 
Yeah, where is it I? 

315
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,360
It's an abilities on the far 
right. 

316
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,240
It's an intellect check. 
Because I don't have your guys. 

317
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,920
Initiative. 
That's just going to suck, OK? 

318
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,280
There we go. 
Let's see. 

319
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,760
Oh yeah. 
Yeah, sorry. 

320
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,320
No, no, you're. 
OK, on the process of moving 

321
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,760
them all. 
Here I got my Jacob Hockey on 

322
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,440
the board. 
If you have journal entries, you

323
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,040
can just drag them on. 
Oh, it's true. 

324
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,480
I forgot about that. 
Yeah, duh. 

325
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,240
I knew that. 
Thank you. 

326
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,280
Miss, miss what soil? 
What soil? 

327
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,680
Shadow. 
Fax while turned Squire always 

328
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,320
been squirted from. 
You just go Squire. 

329
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,840
So there's no like weapons back?
Here. 

330
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,680
Nope, just using your Vista 
cuffs. 

331
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,440
You're not handcuffed either, 
you're just in the back seat. 

332
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,040
Right. 
There's nothing in the back 

333
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,160
here, Yeah. 
What are we? 

334
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,880
The only thing I have is my 
stress ball all. 

335
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,520
Right. 
So, Jacob, you're first. 

336
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,880
OK, I'm going to make a charisma
check for Doc. 

337
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,080
I'm going to ask Doctor Bob to 
hand me a gun. 

338
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,200
OK. 
Roll the 14. 

339
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,640
Hey, Doctor Bob, I have a really
good as they're banging on the 

340
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,320
car everywhere. 
It's super loud. 

341
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:50,160
He's like Doctor Bob. 
I happen to have a good vantage 

342
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,040
point here. 
She want to hand me a shotgun. 

343
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,440
Oh, I got a. 
Gun, I hear any he hands. 

344
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,600
You I. 
Swear I'll give it that pinky 

345
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,520
promise the. 
Pinky promise. 

346
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,280
Sorry, I'm looking it up in the 
book right now. 

347
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,360
What do you got there? 
He hands you AM 2O6, which is a 

348
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,680
revolver. 
It's a it's a six shot revolver,

349
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,480
OK. 
It does 26 damage. 

350
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:26,960
Roll down the how many exertion?
I won't use it in exertion yet. 

351
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,680
Roll the 20. 
OK. 

352
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,440
Yeah, no. 
You 26 damage. 

353
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,200
You shoot it right in the head, 
216 six. 

354
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,200
I roll down the window and just 
I'm just casually sitting there,

355
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:45,520
aims out the window. 
So yeah, you, you, you blow it, 

356
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,880
you blow it's smoky head off and
it the lights or the eyes 

357
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,280
dissipate into the dark. 
Their weaknesses? 

358
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,040
Bullets. 
All. 

359
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,240
Right. 
Anyone else want to? 

360
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,400
Have a crack at it. 
Bean, it's your turn. 

361
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,000
You're in a different vehicle, 
by the way. 

362
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,360
Actually, no, you're in the same
vehicle. 

363
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,080
Sorry, I'll. 
Hand the gun to Bean you Do it 

364
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,440
you. 
You took it. 

365
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,960
OK, what am I rolling? 
Just roll the handgun if you 

366
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,560
want to use it. 
Oh, OK, and. 

367
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,520
Throw the handgun to the other 
car. 

368
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,040
Oh, it's. 
Meta game. 

369
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,440
Meta game. 
That could definitely work. 

370
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,440
Meta gaming. 
Meta gaming that's not. 

371
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,280
Meta gaming is. 
That's not We're in the same 

372
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:36,920
car. 
All right, A5 OK. 

373
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,080
Why don't you go ahead and 
describe to me what? 

374
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,880
You're doing turning the gun on 
myself, mostly. 

375
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,040
OK. 
Well, you. 

376
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,720
Shot Jake now. 
Which one's Jacob? 

377
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,240
The guy next to you? 
OK, it's back to Dino. 

378
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,520
It's. 
Lino. 

379
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,720
It's Lino. 
'S penis, yeah. 

380
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:07,760
Dino's Peanut. 
OK. 

381
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,200
I aim. 
I roll down the window and aim 

382
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,840
for the closest one, the. 
Barrel's still smoking. 

383
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,440
I breathe out. 
I breathe out slowly off the 

384
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,640
hammer back and fire. 
And obviously my role wasn't 

385
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,320
great, so my grip wasn't good 
and the gun flies back and I 

386
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,160
have just enough foresight to 
dodge and it hits the guy in the

387
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,360
head next to me, Jacob. 
It hits Jacob in the head, not 

388
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:37,760
enough to even really damage 
him, but enough to go wow, wow 

389
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,560
that hurt me. 
That was still hot. 

390
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,320
That's my. 
All right, with the five 

391
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,360
obviously under the pressure 
you're in and you've got these, 

392
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,520
you know, glowy eyes looking at 
you, you're a little spooked and

393
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,280
didn't have the grip right, so 
you didn't really hit him. 

394
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,360
Anything else going to? 
Try it's it's the way I handed 

395
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,240
you the gun. 
I'm. 

396
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,280
Sorry, don't worry. 
I'm sorry. 

397
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,920
I thought I had AI can't see my 
my thing is messed up. 

398
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,760
I thought I had some sort of 
something in handgun. 

399
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,400
OK, Punch, just. 
Punch him. 

400
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,240
All right, I used the handgun 
like as a club. 

401
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,880
At this point I grab it and I 
just club the crap out of him. 

402
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:22,520
OK, Miley. 
All right, 14 and Miley, that's 

403
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,080
a little bit. 
Well, now the thing's probably 

404
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,480
reaching through the windows. 
You know better. 

405
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,040
It's definitely reaching through
the windows, Yeah, to get. 

406
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,760
Him like very much focused on 
getting him off rather than 

407
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,640
doing damage. 
So very much just kind of like 

408
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,480
a, like almost a shove and a 
hit, you know? 

409
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,400
Yeah. 
So it's like you like reach 

410
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,080
through the bars and you grab 
it's head and like ram it into 

411
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,000
the bars real hard. 
Something like that. 

412
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Oh, you want to just? 

413
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,680
Sitting there casually. 
Come on, guess what's happening?

414
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,520
So you you rattle him pretty 
good. 

415
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:56,200
He flies off and he he hits the,
the vehicle, the vehicle behind 

416
00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:00,800
you rolls over him. 
All right. 

417
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:08,240
Moving on to Brett. 
Are we exactly in the back of 

418
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,880
the Suburbans? 
Yes. 

419
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,880
Do what? 
I have easy access to the tile 

420
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,160
albums. 
I'm not that. 

421
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,040
I'm thinking no. 
Would my, would my would my 

422
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:28,240
pudgy figure have to fly fly to 
the back of the Suburban? 

423
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,120
So you are in the back of the 
suburban? 

424
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,720
OK, but we don't have. 
Be a mechanics. 

425
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,600
Check. 
But I will say because it is a 

426
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,320
government vehicle that's used 
to transport prisoners, I kind 

427
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:46,040
of doubt that they would have. 
That twoo twoo prisoners. 

428
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,000
I forgot about that. 
Yeah. 

429
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,120
OK. 
I would like to. 

430
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,800
I would like to whip off the 
panic handle off the woof. 

431
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,560
Of the. 
Paw OK, yeah. 

432
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,080
And just help. 
Hopefully that would help modify

433
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:06,160
my punches. 
OK, roll something for strength.

434
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,720
Bitch, that's. 
The thing I've been up waiting. 

435
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,120
All right. 
Not bad 15. 

436
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,200
You look over at facts, Well, 
you say what dude? 

437
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,040
And you start. 
You're. 

438
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,600
You're you're doing like the. 
Whole. 

439
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,960
Yeah, you're trying to like your
Goku transformer, right? 

440
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,400
It's not coming down still you 
kind of you use that and you 

441
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,840
kind of brace your feet up on 
this feeling when you start. 

442
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,760
Using it you're. 
Trying to pull it down. 

443
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,080
Yeah, it finally. 
Gives way and you fall in your 

444
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,600
hand and you kind of sit back up
with it in your hand. 

445
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,440
Use the urine, chum. 
Huh. 

446
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,400
Use the urine. 
You've got a bottle of urine. 

447
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,840
You can. 
You can use my bottle of urine. 

448
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,160
It does. 
Caustic damage. 

449
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,720
Because all I, all I, all I 
drink is Mountain Dew and Dwayne

450
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:08,400
Queen. 
Baha Blast. 

451
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:14,560
Baha Baha blast have to fight 
the cocktail blah blast. 

452
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,520
So I would like to roll down the
window and I would like to punch

453
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,800
the the the the one that's on 
the wind on our window. 

454
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,320
OK, go ahead and roll melee. 
May way check at 10. 

455
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,600
Roll again, because you got your
little thing in your hand. 

456
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,320
Oh twop. 
Yeah, you just pop him square in

457
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,120
the face and you can't tell what
the emotion is on his face 

458
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,040
because. 
Confused, scoured in the 

459
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,080
presence of an alpha male, I get
has. 

460
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,200
No. 
He has. 

461
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,840
No, what's it called? 
Like, you know, face he just 

462
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,880
has. 
He's non corporeal. 

463
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:58,000
So but you can tell him like 
from how the eyes run, that he 

464
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,600
is confused and scared and 
clearly in the presence of an 

465
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,720
alpha. 
And. 

466
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,680
He falls off the vehicle. 
All right. 

467
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,160
Fax. 
Well, that's how you do it. 

468
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,600
All right, Director Haggis. 
Intimidating you have. 

469
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,760
To give me an extra weapon if 
you have it. 

470
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,880
I am very good with a handgun. 
I need it now. 

471
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,680
Oh. 
Wow, we say so all. 

472
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,720
Right. 
Hold the intimidate. 

473
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,960
So like, walk the haggis. 
Give me a gun. 

474
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,840
I need a gun. 
Gimme, Gimme. 

475
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,040
Yeah, so. 
You definitely intimidated him 

476
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,040
so he passes you back a 1911. 
Perfect. 

477
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,160
I shall does a 2D8. 
All right, I shall roll down my 

478
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,760
window a crack, just enough to 
crack off a shot, and I rolled 

479
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,120
up 1. 
You hit him square in the face. 

480
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,120
No need to roll for damage. 
You do, are you? 

481
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,240
You and Brett are deaf for the 
time being. 

482
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,600
Yeah, that's. 
Cool, yeah. 

483
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,280
Loud. 
This way I don't have to listen 

484
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:09,960
to his nonsense. 
Winging the winging the winging.

485
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:15,840
My ears are winging. 
OK, Tom, I should have told you 

486
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,400
to cover your ears. 
What? 

487
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,560
Jacob, there is one on the 
windshield and it is breaking 

488
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,560
through. 
OK, can I? 

489
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,640
I didn't know there was a taunt 
one. 

490
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,160
I'll roll taunt to get it to 
come to my window. 

491
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,720
I'll stick my head out. 
Meaner, meaner, meaner. 

492
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,520
Place to someone else for a 
second. 

493
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,600
So will it come right to me or 
should I roll? 

494
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,080
I don't know, let's suit you 
roll. 

495
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,240
Dang. 
So what do you say to taunt the 

496
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,000
thing? 
He's slow, they get perspectives

497
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,400
from the thing outside the car 
and you just see Jacob's head 

498
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,960
slowly pop out of the side. 
I know, but. 

499
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:08,240
Excuse me there, I said. 
Excuse me, could you kindly? 

500
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:13,080
Excuse me? 
I said could you kindly? 

501
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,840
Stop. 
Your mom. 

502
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,560
And then it's popping. 
It starts to climb over to me 

503
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,880
and sit down on our roll for 
wrestle slash disarm because I 

504
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,400
want it to stick its head 
through the window. 

505
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,760
And we use the seat belt to 
lasso it its its head through. 

506
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:39,360
I give it, yeah. 13. 
OK, so he gets his head through 

507
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,520
the window chomping at you, and 
you successfully wrap him up in 

508
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,480
it. 
And hold the window up. 

509
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,280
Oh wait, I'm meta gaming. 
Meta gaming. 

510
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,680
I've heard what you said. 
No. 

511
00:31:53,360 --> 00:32:00,720
See, I have this gun. 
I'm just going to unload 24. 

512
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,600
Yeah. 
So you unload I. 

513
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:13,720
Did on the macro too. 
Straight face, the whole. 

514
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,080
Time Yeah, you and Bean are 
awful deaf at the moment. 

515
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,080
What? 
Listen, stop shooting in the car

516
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,360
with the pistol out the window. 
To kill the beast. 

517
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,360
To kill the. 
Beast. 

518
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,240
Yeah, the beast is dead. 
It's not. 

519
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,960
My. 
Fault. 

520
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,080
Sorry there. 
Bean, since is there anything 

521
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,760
that you want to do? 
I mean, there's nothing 

522
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,000
attacking your car at the 
moment. 

523
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,440
I'd like to slam Doctor Bob's 
head into the bars on the 

524
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,600
window. 
I give him the revolver to say, 

525
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,880
throw this at him. 
OK. 

526
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,600
Yes, you, you. 
Back knock Bob over the head. 

527
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,320
I thought we were caged in the 
back. 

528
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:58,040
Your vehicle goes crashing and 
ends up like this. 

529
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,400
I thought we were caged. 
And you guys are dead now. 

530
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,720
Cool. 
Caged in the back. 

531
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,240
And then I wake up from my 
fantasy of killing. 

532
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:13,720
Yeah. 
Yeah, having to kill another 

533
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,640
character. 
You haven't. 

534
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,080
Like I said, he's back to Dino, 
baby, he's back. 

535
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,240
I still think it would be funny 
if he played his dino's penis. 

536
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,560
I I don't it's. 
Really. 

537
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:36,880
SCP turned me into a giant 
Santian penis all. 

538
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,480
Right. 
OK, All right. 

539
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,120
You doing anything at all being.
Just lighting it, just waiting 

540
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,880
for now. 
Give them the revolver and tell 

541
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,000
them you should throw it back 
behind at the creature on their 

542
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000
other on the other car. 
Oh, it's on their on their back 

543
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,600
windshield. 
Just a good football toss, We'll

544
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,000
do it. 
All right. 

545
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,880
Brett OK, never mind. 
Screw me. 

546
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,240
If it's on, if it's on the back 
windshield, I have an idea. 

547
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,920
OK, see now we've already 
established that my Yoan does 

548
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,360
caustic damage. 
So. 

549
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,080
I'm going to take the bottle of 
Yoan. 

550
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,719
I'm going to like finagle myself
up outside the window and I kind

551
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:26,000
of like sit on the door and I 
just pull the the the the 

552
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,840
caustic water to splash back 
onto the the monster because I 

553
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,159
can't watch it. 
All right. 

554
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:36,280
And I and like the force would 
bring it back and splash the the

555
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,560
monster in the face. 
Right, the top of the cost, not.

556
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:45,280
Sizzling are you? 
Is the silence like you're 

557
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,080
trying to think of like what the
role or? 

558
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,400
Yeah, you. 
Got to think about throw. 

559
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,000
It could be like a save on their
part. 

560
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,920
It could be like save distress 
or something. 

561
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,600
It's catch less throw. 
Yeah, roll like the catch last 

562
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,160
throw. 
So like I want to see what your 

563
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,600
accuracy is for this throw. 
My I'm literally just pulling 

564
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,600
it. 
I'm not throwing it. 

565
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:09,000
You're oh, so you're pouring it 
on top of the vehicle and like, 

566
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:09,320
yeah. 
And. 

567
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,000
Then the and then the force 
would like push it back towards 

568
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,320
the the monster. 
I love how we're telling the DM 

569
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,480
costing damage that. 
Was just the color of of 

570
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,240
Mountain Dew. 
So yeah, it's costing. 

571
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,840
Yeah, everybody knows the color 
of. 

572
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,520
Metal. 
Trust me. 

573
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,840
Yeah. 
Pouring it the paint starts 

574
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,480
bubbling up on top of the 
vehicle. 

575
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,320
I get I get yelled at you that 
it's going to come out of your 

576
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:38,880
paycheck. 
I'm. 

577
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,880
Not good. 
What would it does? 

578
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,240
It pay Jimmy paid. 
Don't say that. 

579
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,600
Oh, wait. 
Oh yeah, you guys aren't 

580
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,520
supposed to be. 
Getting paid. 

581
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,760
And then it flies back, and then
you see it cover its eyes and 

582
00:35:53,760 --> 00:36:01,880
the eyes fade away to nothing. 
There we go, my body works at 

583
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,320
peak efficiency. 
You proceed to drive rather 

584
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:11,040
erratically, and you start. 
You feel like you've been 

585
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,720
driving for about an hour, but 
the clock is being all weird 

586
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:17,080
now. 
Up in front of you lies it dead 

587
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,360
Moose. 
It is dead. 

588
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:23,120
It is being ripped apart. 
There's something giant and 

589
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:27,280
black on top of it, almost like 
bear shape, but twice the size 

590
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,320
of a bear, and it is munching 
quite a bit. 

591
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:35,000
Not on that beautiful moose. 
It's covering both sides of the 

592
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,120
road. 
Doctor Haggis, what's that? 

593
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,440
That's our that's our death. 
We're going to die. 

594
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,200
Or not jump. 
Not on my watch. 

595
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,680
What's on your walk? 
About 12:30. 

596
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,960
Oh, OK, well we're fine then. 
And just as about as you 

597
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,160
approach this thing, it takes a 
giant swipe at you. 

598
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,200
And just as quickly as you 
arrived, you were not there. 

599
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,400
There's no tower insight, 
there's no beast. 

600
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:09,040
All you heard was the squelching
of moose bones as you ran over 

601
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,000
it, and as it screamed you're 
continuing on your way it. 

602
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,680
Still smells like piss it. 
Still smells like piss in your 

603
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,560
view. 
Actually you know what I'm not 

604
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,120
saw weed. 
Oh, for once your your 

605
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,480
pheromones did a good job and I 
thought I'd say you that one. 

606
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,520
Maxwell, as you sit there, you 
start seeing like dripping 

607
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:33,160
coming from in between you and 
you and Brett coming from the 

608
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,840
ceiling. 
Yep, of your. 

609
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,400
Vehicle. 
I'm going to stay away from 

610
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,400
that. 
Yeah, it's starting to like make

611
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,440
the leather on the seat bubble 
so. 

612
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:46,920
Nothing stopped this stuff. 
Oh, the plastic bottle did, and 

613
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:47,840
I just. 
Put it up to the. 

614
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,880
Hole. 
Plastic, though, it holds 

615
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:50,920
anything. 
Yeah. 

616
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,560
So as you're driving saline, you
guys stop for gas and you know, 

617
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,560
our rest stop and Haggis is on 
the phone while he's filling up 

618
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,960
the gas tanks. 
Oh, OK. 

619
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:04,640
All right. 
Yeah. 

620
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,560
OK. 
Yeah, we'll be right there. 

621
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,320
OK. 
All right. 

622
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,840
Hey, Director Haggis. 
Yeah. 

623
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,320
Hey is there any chance I could 
get a glass bottle of coke you? 

624
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,760
Think we're made of money? 
You think we live in Mexico? 

625
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,000
I mean they're they're pretty 
cheap I think. 

626
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,040
How expensive you think they 
are? 

627
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,720
A couple bucks, $0.99 that, I 
mean that used to be how they 

628
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:29,920
would come back in my day. 
Are you an HTP? 

629
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,480
Well, would you? 
Would you believe no? 

630
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,280
Yeah, I believe that. 
All right, I'll spring for glass

631
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,120
Coke. 
Oh, thanks man. 

632
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,440
You're the best coming out of 
your paycheck. 

633
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,760
That's fine. 
That's perfect, actually. 

634
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,960
About those red Vines. 
So I'm going to, I'm going to 

635
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:49,760
guzzle the coke real quick and 
then I'm going to, let's see, 

636
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,640
let me, let me roll for it. 
I'm going to try and sneak some 

637
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:59,000
gas, like create some kind of 
diversion and fill the bottle 

638
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,840
back up with the gas that's 
going into the van. 

639
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,280
That what I mean. 
Jacob's starting to fit because 

640
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,160
he wants Red Vines. 
Oh, that's. 

641
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:11,000
Perfect. 
Let's see, we would do stealth 

642
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,760
slash high stop. 
Stop yelling at me. 

643
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,120
Oh yeah, Rule the 28. 
If I could trouble you for some 

644
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,080
Red Vines at the nearest petrol 
station. 

645
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:30,760
Brett is currently in like at 
Doctor Bob's Feet, just begging 

646
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,560
and throwing a tantrum. 
Please let me get a la Boo Boo. 

647
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,160
Let me get a Boo Boo. 
That's. 

648
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,320
Perfect. 
I couldn't have. 

649
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,000
I couldn't have prayed for this 
any better. 

650
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,800
So I I want you listeners to 
imagine this. 

651
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,040
Five in. 
The morning to a gas right, 

652
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,640
you're getting ready to head 
into work. 

653
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,080
You're getting your daily 
monster and your breakfast 

654
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,400
burrito. 
You pull up and you're like oh 

655
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,960
wait, I need gas. 
So you go over to go get gas. 

656
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:04,160
You see 2 blacked out SUVs bars 
on the window on some of the 

657
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,000
windows. 
Front windshield busted on one 

658
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,040
of them. 
There's. 

659
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,080
Paint bubbling off of 1 of them.
You. 

660
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,440
Smell. 
You smell Gunsmoke in the air. 

661
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,840
You see one man in an orange 
jumpsuit on the ground in front 

662
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,960
of an old bald man screaming for
a la Boo Boo. 

663
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,280
You've been smelling from 45 
feet away and the wind's blowing

664
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,640
away from you. 
The the dude on the said dude on

665
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,880
the floor is mid 40s all balding
himself and he has a peppered 

666
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,760
neckbeard. 
Yeah, there's another man who 

667
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,360
appears to be in his mid 60s 
siphoning gas from. 

668
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,040
Gas State. 
And throw from the ass puzzle 

669
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:51,480
into a coke bottle. 
A red haired man is yelling into

670
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,960
the front vehicle at a man who 
is just simply quietly asking 

671
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,800
for Red Vines. 
He. 

672
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,360
Even had him to stop screaming 
at him and he stopped treating 

673
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,920
him like he's his personal 
slave. 

674
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:06,400
That red haired man runs into 
the store, grabs a pack of red 

675
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,480
vines and throws an absolute 
piss missile. 

676
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,280
Into the fright of his. 
Face. 

677
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,760
Beans in the back of that of of 
the SUVs and he's just like 

678
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,880
lightly tapping his head against
the bars on the window. 

679
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,440
Picture that. 
One to catch the Red Vine. 

680
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,680
Yeah, you caught him. 
Thanks, dear Bud. 

681
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,000
And. 
Comes up in front of his face 

682
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,320
and catches it. 
Thanks bud. 

683
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,200
Slowly eaten one. 
But yeah. 

684
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,000
You're you're savoring. 
That's totally stolen gas. 

685
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,960
I'm assuming you're using your 
prison wallet. 

686
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,720
I'm just I'll roll for stealth 
to get it back into the into the

687
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,120
vehicle with me, kind of hide 
it. 

688
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,120
You know, we're in the dark kind
of sort of yet I got shut it 

689
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,800
down in the morning. 
It's. 

690
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,280
Like 5 in the morning. 
Oh yeah. 

691
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,280
I would say just put in like the
the like cup holder or like the 

692
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:03,320
psych department in the door. 
Yeah, I'll put the cap on it. 

693
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,600
He'll never know. 
I'll just tell him that it was a

694
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,720
bad batch of coke. 
And oh, being he, Haggis brings 

695
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,680
you up a cup of black coffee. 
What a. 

696
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:13,960
Good. 
I appreciate it. 

697
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,320
I. 
Think you're always complaining 

698
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,000
about black coffee? 
Thanks. 

699
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,920
Loretta, I appreciate it. 
Yeah, Bean. 

700
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,520
Hey Bean. 
What's up, Jacob? 

701
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,840
Did you did you see the the guy 
in the suit stealing the gas? 

702
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,760
What do you think he's doing? 
You know, I'm, I'm not a 

703
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,960
scientist or anything, but he's 
probably stealing gas. 

704
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,120
Don't quote me. 
What he's doing. 

705
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,360
With. 
Should we? 

706
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,480
Should we tell somebody? 
I just come back to the car and 

707
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,120
I'm like pouting and everything 
because I didn't get that rubber

708
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,640
Boo and. 
Team rolling down. 

709
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,040
Doctor Bob kicked you square in 
the ribs. 

710
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:59,800
Yeah, he went inside. 
Like hell, but I'm playing it 

711
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,760
off like it didn't hurt. 
Yeah, he, he, he. 

712
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,240
Went inside and he throws you a 
pack of POW world cards, he 

713
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:06,960
says. 
Here you go. 

714
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:15,800
This is acceptable. 
So Doctor Bob and and Agus talk 

715
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,160
for a second and they get back 
to their vehicles and they say, 

716
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,760
all right, thanks for playing 
boys. 

717
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:25,320
Looks like we had a breakout at 
site. 18 Oh yeah, yeah. 

718
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,320
Yeah. 
Yeah, the containment break. 

719
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,480
Is there any way we can be of 
assistance? 

720
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,880
Oh, thank you for volunteering. 
I appreciate. 

721
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,200
That. 
Hey, have you boys ever been to 

722
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,920
Bloomington, IN? 
Only twice. 

723
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:46,360
OK, well get ready for 1/3 time.
The University of Indiana is 

724
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,800
calling for us. 
Is that anything like 

725
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,960
Bloomington, IL? 
No, no. 

726
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,880
Polar opposite. 
Polar opposite. 

727
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,600
I haven't been the same since I 
left normal all. 

728
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,760
Right, so I've never been. 
I've never gotten outside of 

729
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,080
Ohio. 
You're outside of Ohio now? 

730
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,000
I get that. 
So you pull up to Indiana 

731
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,480
University and you see some men 
in civilian clothes approach 

732
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,000
Haggis and Doctor Bob, and 
they're talking for a bit and. 

733
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,080
They say all right. 
Well, we need to go investigate 

734
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,840
and I just got the perfect 
little Guinea pig. 

735
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,200
Do you think he's talking about?
Oh yeah, I'm talking about you. 

736
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,800
That's not very nice. 
Oh, it's perfectly nice. 

737
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:37,600
It's not nice. 
You should you. 

738
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,120
Being chemistry. 
You should send me in as the 

739
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,200
weeder. 
I need to make sure that all my 

740
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,640
pawns are safe. 
But that's. 

741
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,120
Fake haggis. 
Fake haggis. 

742
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,360
It's not the real haggis. 
People are talking about me in 

743
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,440
ways that I don't like. 
Well, that's OK. 

744
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,960
You. 
Know some Some students have 

745
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:02,960
gone missing recently and we 
believe it has to do with the 

746
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,000
the containment breach so how 
about do. 

747
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,960
We do we get any information 
about what's what, what we're 

748
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,440
working out for, we're going to 
take that as a no. 

749
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,400
No, no. 
OK, so you're going. 

750
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,360
To start that. 
You're set up here at Franklin 

751
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,200
Hall, OK? 
You're going to work your way 

752
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,560
across the courtyard, OK? 
Let's see here. 

753
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,920
Every single one that. 
Says because the the foundation 

754
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,480
makes sense. 
Functions on need to know basis,

755
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,600
we don't need to know the 
specifics. 

756
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,000
Of everything, you don't need to
know, just you'll know, OK? 

757
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,800
OK. 
That makes perfectly good sense 

758
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,840
to me. 
I appreciate the guidance. 

759
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,040
Yeah. 
And the opportunity. 

760
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:51,240
Most of all question for you, 
Jacob Bean and all the other 

761
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:55,120
two. 
You guys are pretty old, but how

762
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,840
old are you guys? 
They're redacted. 

763
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,280
Going to be. 30. 
In a couple of months. 

764
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,320
You're going to be 30. 
Yeah, 29 year old boy. 

765
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,560
And being it says here you're 
21. 

766
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:15,720
Redacted. 21. 
Oh. 

767
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:21,360
Sure, if you want it to be. 
I want it to be dull. 

768
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,800
Does that mean that live? 
Sure. 

769
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,240
All right. 
All right, well, start searching

770
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,080
I guess. 
Doesn't matter that it's the 

771
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,840
500th time I've turned 21, does 
it? 

772
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,160
Nope. 
Cool all. 

773
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:35,960
Right, so you guys walk into a 
dormitory? 

774
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,600
Smells like Fritos. 
Go ahead and explore. 

775
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,840
I'm going to wade the fridge. 
Solid move, all you find in 

776
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,840
there is natty lights and corn 
dogs. 

777
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:52,880
Perfect is better than the 
freaking ghoul that they give 

778
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,440
us. 
I'm gonna Jacob makes a beeline 

779
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,120
for the bathroom to look for 
Academy. 

780
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,560
Look for. 
Academy. 

781
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,720
I happen to let me ask. 
I quack, I quack open a natty 

782
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:15,560
white people doing this stuff 
stuff garbage. 

783
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,360
He's like real men drink. 
It's what? 

784
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,760
What I rule the 16% no their 
bud. 

785
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,280
I grab a water from the fridge 
all. 

786
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:24,640
Right. 
What are you looking for? 

787
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,240
Me. 
Yeah. 

788
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:30,760
Academy. 
You found our drugs. 

789
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:31,720
You. 
Found. 

790
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,880
A bunch of weed. 
Oh, there's nothing wrong I. 

791
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,240
Didn't like my things with a 
little more bite, you know? 

792
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,240
I don't want to. 
Wow, I'll look for weapons too. 

793
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:52,520
I mean, you find the college 
campus, you're not really 

794
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,840
finding weapons. 
Probably no guns. 

795
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,680
Yeah, if there's a baseball bat 
or lacrosse stick. 

796
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:05,920
You're you found football pads? 
Okay, football. 

797
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,880
Factual. 
Are you looking for anything in 

798
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,080
particular? 
Yeah, actually I'd like to look 

799
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,080
for a flashlight. 
Not flash, flash. 

800
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,160
Well, you so you found a. 
Flashlight. 

801
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,280
Yeah, that's not what I wanted. 
I don't even know what. 

802
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:23,400
I don't know what that is. 
Hasn't been queened in a week. 

803
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,160
It's a fake vagina. 
Yeah, it smells odd. 

804
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:34,280
Smells like regret, a shame. 
You can definitely tell it's 

805
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,400
been used recently, but it's not
been cleaned in a while. 

806
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,680
I want to find. 
I want to see if I can find one 

807
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,920
other thing. 
OK. 

808
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,280
What was this place just 
abandoned? 

809
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:47,000
Or no, no, it's like the the 
students are at at at school. 

810
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,920
I mean, you also haven't been 
looking either, so. 

811
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,760
OK. 
I want to see. 

812
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,760
I want to see if there's a 
smartphone. 

813
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,120
I want a smartphone. 
I could. 

814
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,800
I could do a lot of things with 
a smartphone. 

815
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,440
There is a. 
Laptop on TikTok. 

816
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,080
Could I fit it in my back 
pocket? 

817
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,120
No. 
I am currently cooking the hot 

818
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,760
the corn dogs. 
You found a flashlight factor? 

819
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,120
Oh. 
That's beautiful. 

820
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,280
I'll. 
Take the laptop. 

821
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,520
OK Bean, what are you looking 
for buddy? 

822
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,000
Any type of weapon I can find. 
In the room that you're in, in 

823
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
the room that you're in, you 
found a baseball bat. 

824
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,200
Also like to look for a lighter 
if I could. 

825
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:27,240
All right, I wonder under the 
under the copious amounts of 

826
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,880
marijuana, you found a lighter? 
Perfect. 

827
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,480
All right, well, clearly if 
there's I'm assuming there's 

828
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,440
nothing earth shattering in 
there, huh? 

829
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,720
In where? 
In the room that you're in, that

830
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,400
you're investigating I. 
Don't know. 

831
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,280
I don't think so. 
Brett starts walking around. 

832
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:48,160
He has 2 corn dogs in each hand.
He's he's holding the light in 

833
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,720
his mouth. 
Yeah, Oh yeah, We're supposed to

834
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,200
be working for people. 
I'm too focused on my corn dogs.

835
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,840
All right, so you go to the next
room, which is the exact same 

836
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:03,600
room. 
Do what the highest Do you want 

837
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,280
a corn dog? 
Thanks, I'm allergic. 

838
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:13,080
To what you're pheromones facts,
well since you're the 1st that 

839
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,080
enters. 
Yeah. 

840
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:19,040
You hear and smell a strange 
smell of noise. 

841
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,280
A strange smell of noise. 
There's two kids having sex. 

842
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,600
It's OK. 
Hey everybody, I smell and hear 

843
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,080
something strange. 
What does it sound like? 

844
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:38,040
Squelching, chewing, I'll. 
Wait for identify, taste, smell.

845
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,760
Heavy. 
Heavy breathing. 

846
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,520
I have a lot in identified the 
taste and smell. 

847
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:50,320
I the 19 smells like sex. 
Though you smell like Cheetos 

848
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,560
and Hot Pockets. 
Not like. 

849
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,320
Sex. 
Boy, Hot Pockets. 

850
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,840
Yeah. 
Oh no, I weighed the freezer. 

851
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,280
There's nothing in the freezer. 
Oh. 

852
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,640
And then I look in the 
microwave. 

853
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,320
There is nothing in that 
microwave. 

854
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,280
It looks like it's not been used
in months, but you hear it 

855
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,680
smells something coming from 
this room. 

856
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,200
Hot. 
Pockets I'll. 

857
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,680
Go OK. 
Garlox. 

858
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:21,440
Is laying on on the bed, she's 
got 2 hot pockets in each hand. 

859
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,480
The rest of the box is on her 
stomach and she can't see you, 

860
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,280
but you can definitely hear that
she's eating falling out hot. 

861
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,960
Pockets not even cooked. 
Not even cooked. 

862
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,560
Not even cooked to eat it? 
How? 

863
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,280
Do you think? 
She yeah, that's about right. 

864
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:41,160
She just put them underneath a 
fat bowl for like a 5-5 minutes.

865
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,080
I'll bet she eats soup straight 
out of the can too. 

866
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,400
She sits up and looks at you, 
Brett, and she says, Oh, my new 

867
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:59,640
boyfriend's here. 
OK, I'll tweet. 

868
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,240
I'll tweet you a corn dog for 
one of your Hot Pocket. 

869
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,960
Baby, give me your corn dog. 
Brett, ask her how old she is. 

870
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,680
You. 
You want me to use the corn 

871
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,160
dogs? 
Oh yeah. 

872
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,160
This is a fat lady man. 
Oh boy, Brett, ask her how old 

873
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,120
she is. 
No, that's wooed. 

874
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,560
Dang. 
It How do I roll this seduce? 

875
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,480
That's an excellent question. 
Charisma. 

876
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,640
Just flat. 
Charisma. 

877
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:33,040
I would say yeah, flat charisma.
Oh man, my cool ways must 

878
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:38,120
garbage 7 I can. 
Go a different direction. 

879
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,560
Yeah, Lay. 
With me. 

880
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,640
Maybe like negotiate, persuade. 
I don't have anything in that, 

881
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,240
so it'd just be the same 
gambling. 

882
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:55,440
I have a lot in gambling. 
It's a fake diet. 

883
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,240
Let's go 18. 
Yeah, facts. 

884
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:01,280
Well, I don't. 
I don't know about you, man, but

885
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,600
I'd probably leave that room. 
Me and the me and the miss are 

886
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:11,400
about to be performing some 
unsavory acts. 

887
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,760
You you start seeing clothes 
fall off and a lot more skin 

888
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:19,200
than you wanted to see. 
Jeez. 

889
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:25,880
This silent, I'm washing out my 
ears and I'm scrubbing my 

890
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:31,600
eyeballs. 
So about. 30 seconds later the 

891
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,280
wall comes crashing in and she 
comes falling through. 

892
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:43,320
I roll over on top of her and. 
See, Jake's got a spliff hanging

893
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,920
out his mustache and. 
He's. 

894
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,800
Rummaging through the drawers 
trying to look for a smartphone.

895
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,200
I had no smartphone. 
Found an iPad though. 

896
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,440
Oh, much better. 
I tossed the. 

897
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,640
IPad over my shoulder, that was.
That was the best I've ever had.

898
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,680
Yeah, I know, baby. 
Now get out of my room. 

899
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,160
It's the first time for 
everything, bud. 

900
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,160
And I eat the like the lukewarm 
pocket. 

901
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,600
And. 
There's hair in it. 

902
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,160
That's OK, some of it's mine. 
Mine. 

903
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,040
I'll see if I can't find a 
folding pocket knife. 

904
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,520
Nothing in that room. 
Actually, I should go put my 

905
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,840
clothes back on before I Glee to
like to haggis. 

906
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,040
I'd like to. 
I'd like to talk to this young 

907
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,360
lady. 
OK. 

908
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,520
She's naked, by the way. 
Yeah. 

909
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,600
I'm looking at her face only I 
I've been trained in the art of,

910
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:42,160
of looking only at at people 
from the neck up. 

911
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:44,680
OK, I'm. 
Keeping eye contact with her. 

912
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,240
Nipples roll self-control, that 
was. 

913
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,640
That was the best in my class 
all right. 

914
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,200
OK, what do you let you talk to 
self-control. 

915
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,880
Yeah, Where is it? 
It's at the very, very bottom, 

916
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,560
right. 
Yeah. 

917
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,840
Yeah, there it is. 
I'll entertain that 15 you're. 

918
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,400
You're mildly successful. 
You drift every now and again. 

919
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,600
I mean, it's like watching a 
train wreck. 

920
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:13,720
Yeah. 
All right, I would like to 

921
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,400
negotiate, slash, persuade with 
this young lady. 

922
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:23,480
OK. 
Look ma'am, you seem as you seen

923
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:28,560
one that likes adventure and 
having a good time partying, 

924
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,840
partying. 
I'm sure you like the party. 

925
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,680
So I would like to cordially 
invite you to a party with 

926
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:40,440
myself and the crew of really 
hot, steamy men that that I'm 

927
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,880
with and come and join us on our
adventures. 

928
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:48,920
And when we, when we start the 
party, there's going to be lots 

929
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,520
and lots, and I mean lots of 
food. 

930
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,280
Oh, OK. 
What do you say, chum? 

931
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:58,800
I like. 
Food. 

932
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,280
OK. 
All right. 

933
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,640
So, so I can count you in to 
just come on with us. 

934
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,240
No. 
Oh, but I why not? 

935
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,800
Where do you go, chummer? 
You take my phone number. 

936
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,360
You call me when the food 
arrives. 

937
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,760
Could you? 
Would you believe I don't have a

938
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,200
phone and could you let me 
borrow 1? 

939
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,120
Well then how would you call me?
You don't have an extra. 

940
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,640
Well, you think I am because I'm
800 lbs. 

941
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,560
I think I have two phones. 
Yeah, well, no, I I guess not. 

942
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:35,680
I make sense. 
OK, well what what you do is you

943
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:39,800
let him borrow your phone and 
then when he needs to call you, 

944
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,520
he would just come in with on 
your phone and then he'll call 

945
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,680
you. 
Huh. 

946
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:47,200
I'll figure something out 
though. 

947
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,560
I appreciate your number though.
I'll I'll cherish it and I'll 

948
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:58,920
call you when the food shows up.
In fact, maybe we can set up a a

949
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,840
call. 
What's your what's your name, 

950
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,840
sweetheart? 
Carlocks. 

951
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,600
Garlocks. 
OK, I will. 

952
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,280
If I can't call you, I will 
stick my head out the window and

953
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:09,840
yell Garlocks. 
OK. 

954
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,440
I I have queen garlocks as in my
hellum. 

955
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,240
All right, yeah. 
You've successfully added 

956
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,160
garlocks to your harem or your 
Yeah, your your Haram. 

957
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,680
Yeah. 
OK, interesting. 

958
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,880
Interesting. 
Didn't plan for it to go that 

959
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,160
way. 
I. 

960
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,240
Don't know what we're. 
Doing here anymore? 

961
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,080
It did, Bean. 
I'm assuming you're trying to 

962
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,360
drown yourself in the toilet. 
I was. 

963
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,200
I was mostly throwing up from 
the very disgusting animal 

964
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,200
noises I was hearing. 
I might have lost. 

965
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:45,760
I might have lost 60 to 70 lbs. 
Well, also I wanted to before we

966
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,040
go, I wanted to sound. 
Like a zoo? 

967
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,920
What are you looking for? 
The Raptor. 

968
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,680
Anything useful? 
You found a toilet cleaner? 

969
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,240
I found what? 
A pointy nail file. 

970
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:02,320
I strategically inserted into 
the baseball bat like a like a 

971
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:03,920
like a weapon. 
OK. 

972
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,080
Cool. 
OK, interesting. 

973
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:07,360
Just sticks. 
All right. 

974
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,320
Do I need to? 
Do I need something I? 

975
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:14,160
Just have corn dog sticks as 
self-defense in between your 

976
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,720
fingers like spikes. 
Like Wolverine. 

977
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,880
Yeah, exactly. 
I don't know who he is, but 

978
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,280
yeah. 
Wolverine. 

979
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:30,560
I'm from the 60s Trump. 
So you search the was in the 60s

980
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,840
or the next. 
Oh yeah, rather. 

981
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,440
I don't think he was. 
I'm pretty sure 70s. 

982
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:37,680
What's that? 
Oh. 

983
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,200
Hey, what are you doing? 
Hello. 

984
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,120
I. 
Don't know. 

985
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,400
You. 
Walk in my place. 

986
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:46,280
Whoa. 
Hey. 

987
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,440
Who are? 
You the name's the name's 

988
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:54,680
Eugene. 
I'm a I'm a professor here. 

989
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,880
I live in the dormitories. 
That's not weird. 

990
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,640
It's kind of weird, yeah. 
No, amongst the students. 

991
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:07,800
And being runs up and just 
flying them and I know. 

992
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:09,680
That was the intrusive thought 
in my head. 

993
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,160
Ohh. 
It's a cute plan. 

994
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:18,240
You look, you look like like. 
But I do grab his shirt and I 

995
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,880
pull him close and I go. 
You look like the doctor 

996
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,440
orchestrated the SCP attack on 
my family or you. 

997
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:27,080
What? 
What the heck is an SCP? 

998
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,800
He knows too much. 
We got to kill him. 

999
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,960
Oh. 
He's kidding. 

1000
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,120
I'm. 
Going to wait this point. 

1001
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,440
That'll take a little week. 
You're good at the end. 

1002
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,840
Oh, he's just joking, eh? 
Uh huh, he's just joking. 

1003
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:45,400
It's fine. 
In the fridge you see a like. 

1004
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,200
In the fridge you see like a 
bunch of Greek yogurt and stuff 

1005
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,600
like that. 
You open up the freezer and it 

1006
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,760
is chocked full of ice cream. 
So this guy's useless. 

1007
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,040
I let him go and I step away. 
Oh, hey there. 

1008
00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,240
Hey there, man. 
What are you? 

1009
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,360
What are you doing? 
I. 

1010
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,160
I take it oven and suspiciously 
says chocolate Chocolate quip. 

1011
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,760
My chocolate chocolate chip. 
Is there another person? 

1012
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:14,560
In the doorway that you're in, 
Jacob, another old man appears. 

1013
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:18,400
He's kind of shuffling and he's 
got sunglasses on inside. 

1014
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:27,560
He resembles our dear president,
former President Biden and Joe 

1015
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:32,200
Joe Biden. 
Wolverine was first published in

1016
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:36,120
The Incredible Hulk 180 in 
October 1974, by the way. 

1017
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,360
You want something new every 
day? 

1018
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:42,560
He, he pushes past you with a 
lot of force, a lot more than he

1019
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,840
could, and he knocks down Jacob 
and he. 

1020
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,800
Grabs his. 
Chocolate, chocolate chip ice 

1021
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,720
cream. 
And he walks to the sink and he 

1022
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,240
hops on the counter and he 
starts eating it without his 

1023
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:55,360
home. 
OK. 

1024
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,880
I'll just glad there's 
Strawberry, Ben Ben and Joey's. 

1025
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,840
Do you eat my ice cream alone? 
That's mine. 

1026
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:05,680
Listen, listen, listen. 
Listen. 

1027
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,000
Listen. 
Listen. 

1028
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:08,800
Listen. 
Listen. 

1029
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:09,520
Listen. 
Jack. 

1030
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,080
You see, you see. 
You see my leg hairs. 

1031
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,480
You see my leg hairs, Jack? 
My name is Jack. 

1032
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,440
They used to, they used to float
in the pool, used to be blonde 

1033
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,360
and the kids would come up when 
they'd touch him. 

1034
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:27,080
Can I, can I flavor this as like
pickpocket as he's like talking?

1035
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:31,200
I just like slowly just grab a 
thing. 

1036
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,560
Going on this irate about, 
about, you know, what it was 

1037
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,560
like, you know, being a 
lifeguard and the kids kept 

1038
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:42,520
wanting to touch his legs And 
about how America can become 

1039
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,000
summed up in one word. 
You a hitchy bitch? 

1040
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:50,880
Yeah. 
While he's talking, you're like 

1041
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,040
pulling the ice cream slowly out
of his hands. 

1042
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,400
He's just, he's not even paying 
attention anymore. 

1043
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,440
He's just kind of eating there. 
Yeah, he's grabbing and eating 

1044
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,000
there. 
He's like. 

1045
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,120
Chocolate, chocolate. 
Too. 

1046
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:09,560
I roll the 15 to investigate. 
Reinvestigate. 

1047
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:15,360
I was going to ask Eugene if 
yeah, did you see where all the 

1048
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,320
students went? 
Oh, they're they're they're in 

1049
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,320
class. 
They're in class, Yeah. 

1050
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,080
You know, you notice anything 
weird happening around here? 

1051
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:26,480
There's a lot of mold, but 
that's about it. 

1052
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,440
Mold. 
Yeah, you got a mold problem. 

1053
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,360
Yeah, yeah. 
In fact, look, we're in that 

1054
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,840
room that your other friend went
into. 

1055
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,360
Especially strange kind of mold.
It's. 

1056
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,480
Just a lot of mold. 
What room was it you said? 

1057
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:43,320
The room behind me, the one that
your friend walked into. 

1058
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,600
Yeah, that would be over here. 
OK, I'll go and take a look. 

1059
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:52,160
Hey, do you have a weapon? 
We're we're here to exterminate 

1060
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,840
the mold. 
Then bring your exterminator 

1061
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,560
weapons. 
It's just company policy that I 

1062
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,520
asked you first. 
OK, never mind. 

1063
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,760
And I walk in there. 
When you walk in there, it's 

1064
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:10,560
walls completely covered in mold
about the floor up to about 

1065
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,640
waist height, just black spores 
all over the place. 

1066
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,160
It's all mildewy and it smells 
weird and. 

1067
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:20,480
Did I find a hockey stick 
earlier? 

1068
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:28,360
No, you found football pads. 
OK, I take the toilet paper off 

1069
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,560
of the toilet paper holder. 
Is this in a bathroom? 

1070
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,880
No, it's in the actual dorm 
itself. 

1071
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:37,080
OK, well, I'll pick up something
and throw it. 

1072
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,680
At the wall, at the wall, at the
wall, at the mold. 

1073
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:45,720
It bounces off the wall. 
Wanted to see how how the mold 

1074
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,680
reacts. 
It special. 

1075
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,400
It didn't do anything. 
I believe it's just mold. 

1076
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,000
Haggis said. 
I would know as soon as I came 

1077
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,880
across. 
It just seems a little strange. 

1078
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,680
Maybe they just have a really 
bad mood problem. 

1079
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,400
But just a wooly bad mold 
problem. 

1080
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,600
Just particularly bad. 
I'm waiting to go to the next 

1081
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,360
wound director. 
Yeah, just to. 

1082
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:08,720
See how bad it is in the next 
room. 

1083
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:13,480
Just as you were investigating, 
you didn't notice, but there was

1084
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,400
somebody in the room with you. 
What are you identifying face 

1085
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:21,440
and smell of Maxwell? 
I just want to hone in on the 

1086
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,360
smells of the room. 
It smells of mildew and mold. 

1087
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:26,720
Nothing else. 
Looks like it, yeah. 

1088
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:32,040
You start to catch a a scent of 
like powdered detergent. 

1089
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:38,000
Cleaning product. 
Want to look around the give the

1090
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:46,960
give the room a look around? 
A student kind of rocking back 

1091
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:50,560
and forth on the bed right in 
front of you in the room, and 

1092
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,120
he's got ace bandages around his
eyes. 

1093
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,080
What's wrong with your eyes, 
chum? 

1094
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:57,720
I put. 
I put. 

1095
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,080
Detergents in him because I had 
to wash away. 

1096
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,320
They said they. 
Called me on the phone and they 

1097
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,640
said they were going to ask the 
car locks. 

1098
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,760
Going to have sex with my sister
unless I did this. 

1099
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,760
Someone say God walks. 
You mean the fat weighty right 

1100
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,480
sex? 
Where's the Carlox? 

1101
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:20,520
Yeah, yeah. 
The man in the mold, the man in 

1102
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,320
the, the man in the And he 
passes out. 

1103
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,160
Oh my, it's a. 
Little ominous he's. 

1104
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,640
Probably just seeing stuff. 
Yeah. 

1105
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,440
So, So what are you guys looking
for? 

1106
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,880
Just like you know, the mold 
exterminators. 

1107
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,000
Well, I'll show you. 
I can show you where all the 

1108
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,720
molds coming from. 
Yeah, show us, chum. 

1109
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,440
OK, cool. 
All right, Well, follow me. 

1110
01:05:52,310 --> 01:05:57,800
SZP 106 Object Class Keter 
Special Containment Procedures 

1111
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:01,920
SCP's 106 is to be contained in 
a sealed container comprised of 

1112
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:04,360
lead lined steel. 
The container will be sealed 

1113
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:08,200
with 40 layers of identical 
material, each layer separated 

1114
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:11,360
by number less than 36 
centimeters of empty space. 

1115
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,240
The port stress between layers 
are to be randomly spaced. 

1116
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:18,000
Container is to remain suspended
no less than 60 centimeters from

1117
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,720
any surface by ELO 2D 
electromagnetic support. 

1118
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:25,320
Secondary containment area is to
be comprised of 16 spherical 

1119
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:29,440
cells each filled with various 
fluids and a random assembly of 

1120
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,280
surfaces and supports. 
Secondary containment is to be 

1121
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,600
fitted with light system capable
of flooding the entire assembly 

1122
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:38,600
with no less than 80,000 lumens 
of light instantly with no 

1123
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,240
direct human involved. 
Both containment areas are to 

1124
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,680
remain under 24 hour 
surveillance. 

1125
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:47,040
Any corrosion observed on any 
containment self surfaces, staff

1126
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:52,080
members or other site locations 
within 200 meters of SCP-106 are

1127
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,320
to be reported to site security 
Immediate. 

1128
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:58,920
Any objects or personnel lost to
SCP-106 are to be deemed missing

1129
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,280
or Kia. 
No recovery attempts are to be 

1130
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:06,000
made under any circumstances. 
Description SCP-106 appears to 

1131
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,840
be an elderly humanoid with the 
general appearance of an 

1132
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,920
advanced decomposition. 
This appearance may vary, but 

1133
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,680
the rotting quality is observed 
in all forms. 

1134
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:19,720
SCP-106 is not exceptionally 
agile and will remain motionless

1135
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:21,800
for days at a time waiting for 
prey. 

1136
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:27,120
SCP-106 is also capable of 
scaling any vertical surface and

1137
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,640
can remain suspended upside down
indefinitely. 

1138
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:33,560
When attacking, SCP-106 will 
attempt to incapacitate its prey

1139
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:37,600
by damaging major organs, muscle
groups, or tendons, then pull 

1140
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:42,280
disabled prey into its pocket. 
SCP-106 appears to prefer human 

1141
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:45,960
prey items in the 10 to 25 years
of age bracket. 

1142
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:50,080
SCP-106 causes a corrosion 
effect in all solid matter, 

1143
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:53,480
engaging a physical breakdown in
materials several seconds after 

1144
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,360
calm. 
This is observed as rusting, 

1145
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,880
rotting and cracking materials 
and the creation of black mucus 

1146
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,760
like substance. 
Similar to the material coding 

1147
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,920
SCP-106. 
This effect is particularly 

1148
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:09,280
detrimental to living tissue and
is assumed to be a pre digestion

1149
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,040
act. 
Corrosion continues for six 

1150
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:15,200
hours after contact, after which
the effect appears to burnout. 

1151
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,680
SCP-106 is capable of passing 
through solid matter, leaving 

1152
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,880
behind a huge patch of its 
corrosive. 

1153
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:25,160
It is also able to vanish inside
solid matter, entering what is 

1154
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,040
assumed to be a form of a pocket
dimension. 

1155
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:32,439
SAP 106 is then able to exit 
this dimension from any point 

1156
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:36,040
connected to the initial, and it
is unknown if this is a point of

1157
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:40,399
origin for SAP 106 or a simple 
layer created by limited 

1158
01:08:40,399 --> 01:08:43,120
observation of this pocket 
dimension has shown it to be 

1159
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,880
comprised mostly of halls and 
rooms with entry. 

1160
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,840
This activity can continue for 
days, with some subjective 

1161
01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:53,120
individuals being released for 
the express purpose of hunting. 

1162
01:08:53,120 --> 01:09:02,920
Recapture Warp. 
And he takes you down into the 

1163
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:07,319
basement of the building and 
it's, it's quite elaborate. 

1164
01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:08,640
There's a lot of labs down 
there. 

1165
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,120
There's a photo lab, there's a 
materials lab. 

1166
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:14,960
It was like, you know, real 
estate research stuff, computer 

1167
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:17,960
labs, stuff like that and 
mechanics room. 

1168
01:09:18,319 --> 01:09:22,800
And it's basically all over the 
place down here, you know, just 

1169
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:25,439
kind of kind of whatever you 
want to, you know, just start 

1170
01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:27,760
killing stuff, I guess. 
Oh, bean. 

1171
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,240
Oh, bean. 
Oh, OK All right. 

1172
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,120
Bean. 
Roll perception for me. 

1173
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:39,560
Yet another chance to roll, but 
it's probably going to be too 

1174
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:41,680
low of a roll. 
But my perception is in that 

1175
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:45,920
term. 
You hear a lot of dripping of 

1176
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,319
water. 
You smell a ton of mildew all 

1177
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:54,880
over the place. 
And you hear what is like can be

1178
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:59,160
best described as like the sound
of a boot, like you ever had 

1179
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:02,280
like a boot where you stepped in
a bill, big old pile of mud. 

1180
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,240
And you go to step up the 
sucking, the vacuum noise that 

1181
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,280
happens. 
Yeah, you hear. 

1182
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,040
Squelching sound. 
But it's like slow and 

1183
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,520
methodical. 
Something's eating something. 

1184
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:16,000
No, it sounds like the sucking 
of a boot, like something's 

1185
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,120
stepping. 
OK, what's that mean? 

1186
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:22,240
You work shaken. 
I look for a light switch. 

1187
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,240
Does someone miss the presence 
of the fewest weeder? 

1188
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:31,280
I brandish my baseball bat with 
the file in it in the. 

1189
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:37,640
Dog sticks in defense. 
You find you find a light 

1190
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:42,520
switch, but it is a very old 
basement to the lights that turn

1191
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:46,240
on are like the old, old, old 
style that take forever and a 

1192
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,080
day to kind of like heat up and 
warm up. 

1193
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,680
So it's still very dark in 
there. 

1194
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:59,320
I used an alpha. 
Flashlight I heard Hey alpha 

1195
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:03,400
male I I heard Garlock calling 
your name from the mechanic room

1196
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,120
down here. 
Go check it out, see if you can 

1197
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,880
find her. 
Listen, I'm smart enough to know

1198
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,720
when you're just messing with me
but and I know you just want me 

1199
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:15,120
to go first because I know deep 
down your scale so I will go 

1200
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:17,800
first to quell your. 
Your. 

1201
01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:19,640
Point name. 
If you say so. 

1202
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,000
The. 
Squelching boot sucking noise 

1203
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:26,880
has stopped. 
I'm going to use my flashlight, 

1204
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:29,160
see. 
I use the light on my. 

1205
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:32,880
There is nothing to worry about,
it's just a lot of mold. 

1206
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,760
A lot better. 
Roll everybody. 

1207
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,200
Roll Perception. 
I was hoping for another chance 

1208
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:44,400
for the dice to let me down all.
Right, Jacob and Brett, you see 

1209
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:48,080
just mold all over the place in 
the walls and there's still a 

1210
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:52,920
dripping noise that you were 
hearing before in the back over 

1211
01:11:52,920 --> 01:12:00,440
here, there is a just a giant 
patch of that like black mold. 

1212
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:03,640
This is definitely a health 
quote violation. 

1213
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:08,440
I'll throw something at it. 
You just like, pick up a wrench 

1214
01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:11,040
that's on the floor and check it
at it and it bounces off the 

1215
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,960
wall. 
Oh. 

1216
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:15,680
I might need that for self 
defence and I and I go one up 

1217
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:18,600
and I go out the 10 be pushed, 
be pushed. 

1218
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:21,920
All right, roll perception 
again, the both of you. 

1219
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:27,320
Nine, I'm focused on the wrench.
So. 

1220
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:31,760
Jacob, as you run up, the hairs 
in the back of your neck stand 

1221
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,320
up, and you turn to your right 
and you raise up. 

1222
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,160
It's pretty long. 
It's hard to stand. 

1223
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:44,280
Up you raise up your iPad light 
and you see another patch of 

1224
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:49,440
mold on the wall and a man 
coming out of it well I say man 

1225
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:53,880
in a very loose turn the smell 
of like rotting flesh hits you 

1226
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:54,920
and just. 
Like. 

1227
01:12:55,640 --> 01:13:01,000
Rotting in general. 
He his skin isn't really skin 

1228
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,280
anymore, it's all mostly just 
transparent and rotting off of 

1229
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:06,680
him. 
His lips have rotted off of his 

1230
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:11,960
face and so it's kind of stuck 
in a permanent smile and his 

1231
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,400
eyelids have rotted away as 
well, so he's not blinking 

1232
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:19,200
anymore. 
He's he's got no hair at all and

1233
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,720
he's just kind of stepping 
through it, almost like it's a 

1234
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:25,360
portal to a different dimension 
and he's staring directly at 

1235
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,520
you. 
All right, why don't we go ahead

1236
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:32,640
and roll for initiative? 
I'll yank Brett by the shirt and

1237
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,320
run back. 
You yank what? 

1238
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:38,160
You yank what? 
Jacob What the What the hell? 

1239
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:42,840
Brett by the back of his shirt. 
Oh, OK, and yank him away or 

1240
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:45,520
I'll shine my light at him. 
I'll try to keep the light on 

1241
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:46,720
him. 
Try to keep the light on the 

1242
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:48,560
what? 
On the old man. 

1243
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,320
Oh, there's there's nothing 
there anymore. 

1244
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:54,560
Yeah, we're jeez. 
Hey, I walked back over and try 

1245
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,720
to pick up the wench again. 
Did you see that, Fred? 

1246
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:01,000
See what? 
You didn't see there was a man 

1247
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:04,160
who was rotting. 
I think this is what Agnes had 

1248
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:05,680
us looking for. 
Oh. 

1249
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,080
Just. 
The being the the hairs on the 

1250
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:12,840
back of your neck stand up and 
you turn around very quickly. 

1251
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,720
No, no, no. 
Hey, buddy, you. 

1252
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:20,440
See him, you see him come out of
the wall and you split that way 

1253
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,080
and he. 
You. 

1254
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,000
Back into the wall. 
I. 

1255
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,680
Think we need to stick together 
back-to-back, cheek to cheek? 

1256
01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:33,840
I'm looking for things that I 
can use to upgrade my weapon or 

1257
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:37,480
that make for a better weapon 
then because the baseball bats I

1258
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:40,000
know it's not. 
There's an upgrade weapon 

1259
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,840
upgrade kit at my feet. 
You come over here. 

1260
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:53,120
I'm going to chair a piece of my
suit off and shove it in the 

1261
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:57,600
coke bottle, but it's kind of 
dossle the bottle a little bit 

1262
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,720
to wet it. 
OK, that's great. 

1263
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:03,160
You, Jacob and fax will you hear
Squelchy? 

1264
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,520
Coming from behind you, 
flashlight to the face. 

1265
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:11,080
Of course, of course kind. 
Of like jerks away a little bit 

1266
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:14,320
and kind of slides back into his
little hidey. 

1267
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:20,240
Hole. 
Halfway and just goes completely

1268
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:23,080
back in well. 
Guys, how do we capture? 

1269
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:24,560
This this thing? 
Or. 

1270
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:28,080
The guitar head or. 
Oh, kiddo, who's capturing 

1271
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,880
anything? 
He's going to capture us. 

1272
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:33,280
I. 
Believe. 

1273
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,800
How do we kill it? 
You're not. 

1274
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,800
We're not supposed to be 
capturing this thing. 

1275
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:39,640
We weren't giving any weaponry, 
I think. 

1276
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:43,040
Well, you're supposed to die. 
Technically, he Director Haggis 

1277
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,520
just told us to figure out 
what's going on, so I guess we 

1278
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:50,000
even found out what's going on. 
The door to the mechanic room 

1279
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,560
shut. 
And. 

1280
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:56,480
The lights and the lights go 
out. 

1281
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:03,840
Guys at the pee again. 
Well that's good chum. 

1282
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:08,280
Find a bottle and throw it up. 
I'm going to play whatever music

1283
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:11,920
is on this iPad. 
It's just. 

1284
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:16,640
It is literally just going to be
that free U2 album on on Opera 

1285
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,560
Music. 
Oh yeah. 

1286
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:21,920
The one that gave up, Yeah. 
Going to say I'm still standing 

1287
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:26,960
like playing. 
All right, what's the door made 

1288
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,280
of? 
It's iron. 

1289
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,640
All right, that's fine. 
We have stuff to get through 

1290
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:35,200
that. 
All right, Brett, why don't you 

1291
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:41,600
start taking a whiz on the door?
The door is covered in mold. 

1292
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:46,200
Everybody wrote Perception real 
quick, OK? 

1293
01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:55,240
The 14. 17 I remember with my 
with my high research and 

1294
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:59,200
science skills, I think we can 
get what is the bleach or excuse

1295
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,600
me, the mold with some bleach. 
Maybe there's some in the 

1296
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:02,720
bathroom. 
Yep. 

1297
01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:10,560
Flashlight to the face. 
And it kind of kind of knocks 

1298
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:14,040
itself back and it starts 
getting used to the the light a 

1299
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:17,560
little bit and starts just kind 
of grinning at you next. 1. 

1300
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,800
Oh also, I don't know if this 
helps but I'm actually 32. 

1301
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:27,360
We said 21 earlier. 30 What are 
you going to tell you guys that?

1302
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,480
And. 
You see him kind of move up the 

1303
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:34,400
wall, not into the wall, move up
the wall, and then now he's 

1304
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:38,440
maneuvering through the ceiling.
Brett and I are looking in the 

1305
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:41,360
bathroom. 
Yeah, for like toilet cleaner or

1306
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,240
bleach or bleach. 
Bleach. 

1307
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:46,880
Bleach. 
Are you saying bleach or breach,

1308
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,440
Brett? 
I'm saying bleach. 

1309
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:57,840
So you find a half filled bottle
of toilet bowl cleaner. 

1310
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,520
Some Ajax. 
Yeah, some. 

1311
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:05,040
Four walks. 
Some in in in about 3/4 full 

1312
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:06,280
thing of. 
Bleach. 

1313
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:13,760
Now I can pee in this. 
Mustard. 

1314
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:18,080
Roll the door and start seeing 
if I can't clear the door not 

1315
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,880
touching it. 
It's having little effect. 

1316
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:23,720
We need to scrub Daddy. 
I, I, I won't. 

1317
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:26,160
I go over to the the. 
Buddy got one. 

1318
01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:30,560
The door and I just throw a 
whole bunch of bleach on it. 

1319
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:36,320
Again, very little effect. 
I would like to I would like to 

1320
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:39,640
go to the bathroom and look for 
some Epsom salt. 

1321
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,400
There is no Epsom salt in the 
bathroom. 

1322
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:46,200
Dang it. 
Bean, I see that you a roll for 

1323
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,680
perception. 
He's still standing there in the

1324
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,120
room on the ceiling. 
Actually, he's kind of just 

1325
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,880
hanging there and he's just 
watching you, you. 

1326
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:58,320
Know I look around the room 
lightly so I can still kind of 

1327
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:01,120
keep an eye on him for something
that might contain him. 

1328
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:05,000
Something that might what? 
Contain him, keep him from 

1329
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:08,520
getting us at least a way to 
trick him out of the room. 

1330
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,480
Anything. 
Other than the room itself, I 

1331
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:13,280
doubt it. 
It's almost like he's playing a 

1332
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:14,640
little game of cat and mouse. 
Let's. 

1333
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:21,000
See, if I can't take the Molotov
from the facts, will. 

1334
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:24,560
Steal his weapon. 
Well, I'd ask him permission of 

1335
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:28,120
course, because I'm I'm a kind 
soul and I could throw it as an 

1336
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:33,080
absolute piss missile at it 
would be funny. 

1337
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,480
I don't think it's going to hurt
him, Chum is. 

1338
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,720
It for us is. 
That. 

1339
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:42,880
Why you had it? 
No, no, no, you can. 

1340
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:46,680
You can throw it at him though. 
I don't know how I'm getting a 

1341
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:52,160
Chinese accent like you. 
I believe he's Norwegian. 

1342
01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:54,520
Yeah. 
You're you're Chinese, aren't 

1343
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:54,680
you? 
I'm. 

1344
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:58,080
From other words, Canadian. 
Yeah, China. 

1345
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:00,920
I don't always get those. 
In China. 

1346
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:04,880
We didn't. 
Basically used catch throw food.

1347
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:07,280
I threw an absolute piss missile
Adam bullet. 

1348
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:13,120
I forgot to light it though. 
I live it, I live it. 

1349
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:15,680
I live. 
I had the lighter. 

1350
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:17,360
I've lived it and handed it to 
you. 

1351
01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:25,280
I. 
Forgot that he's like no, he oh,

1352
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,880
we should have tried to burn the
mold off the door to get out. 

1353
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,560
And then I could have peed on 
the door to melt it. 

1354
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:37,480
No, no, nobody's pee anything. 
Will we have? 

1355
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,840
Will we have to pee again? 
I have the bladder the size of 

1356
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:43,160
an apple. 
Let's let's establish a pea 

1357
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:45,880
coin. 
OK, by the OR you know there's a

1358
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:46,800
restroom. 
You can go. 

1359
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:50,600
There, even if the toilets don't
work here, you can still go and.

1360
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,280
I have to pee everywhere to mark
my territory. 

1361
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:55,920
That you're you're not a you're 
not a dog. 

1362
01:20:56,480 --> 01:21:00,080
Roll a 4010 for damage. 
I don't need to be a dog to be 

1363
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:04,640
an alpha. 16. 
I knew you did 16 damage damage 

1364
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,440
dear. 
Bud and I assume that this is 

1365
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:08,080
going to continue to burn, 
correct? 

1366
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:10,040
Yeah, it'll burn for five 
drinks. 

1367
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,680
So he's perfect, partially on 
fire. 

1368
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:16,560
He's on fire, but he looks to be
barely fazed by it. 

1369
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:20,080
OK, in fact, now he's just kind 
of creepier. 

1370
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,480
And now you just smell burning, 
rotting flesh. 

1371
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:23,400
That's OK. 
It's. 

1372
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,560
Making me hungry. 
He's also got an Elmo maxing. 

1373
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:28,640
I've got a trick up my. 
Sleeve. 

1374
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:31,360
I'll pull a few. 
I'll pull a Red Vine out of my 

1375
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:32,320
armpit. 
Sleeve. 

1376
01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:34,640
Right. 
Snap into it. 

1377
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:38,920
All right, You want one. 
Never know a Red Vine right 

1378
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:43,600
Return. 
Are there any controls to the 

1379
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,520
iron dole? 
No. 

1380
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,400
No. 
Do I see any other way out of 

1381
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:50,680
this womb? 
No. 

1382
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,600
Can I turn the whites back on? 
No. 

1383
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,480
Well is there any like loose 
wiring? 

1384
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:04,360
I mean, you could probably like 
pull an electrical outlet out. 

1385
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:08,480
OK. 
I still have that bottle from 

1386
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:10,840
OEO. 
Bottle. 

1387
01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:13,320
Yeah, the plastic bottle that 
hold my yuan. 

1388
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,680
Oh yeah. 
I got a bottle. 

1389
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:21,120
I. 
I would like to pull on some 

1390
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:23,400
wires and strip down the 
coverings. 

1391
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:29,200
With a plastic bottle. 
Oh, with my hands I have I have 

1392
01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:33,120
a Wadden technology. 
Just long fingernails as a 

1393
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:43,840
screw. 
Yeah, they put 2 1/2 an. 

1394
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:48,600
Inch off my fingers. 
I can use my teeth and. 

1395
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:51,520
Go with them. 
Am I allowed to do this? 

1396
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:55,440
I'm trying to wipe the damn I'm 
I'm trying to find something for

1397
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:58,800
you to roll. 
It could be technology. 

1398
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:02,880
I mean, you're using your 
fingers to open up an electrical

1399
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,200
outlet. 
Blue. 

1400
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:06,400
Strength. 
I really think strength's gonna 

1401
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:09,400
be about the only thing. 
Could be dexterity too. 

1402
01:23:09,760 --> 01:23:11,480
I. 
Suppose it'd be dex. 

1403
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,960
It could be demolitions. 
No. 

1404
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:19,840
Roll mechanics, but where is 
that at? 

1405
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:21,960
Bottom. 
I found it. 

1406
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:26,480
I found it 17. 
Somehow you managed to. 

1407
01:23:26,720 --> 01:23:31,320
Get the. 
Electrodes out if I could pull 

1408
01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:33,400
it out. 
And that was zapping yourself 

1409
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:36,360
half to death and you're 
stripping wires. 

1410
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:39,960
OK. 
Is that it? 

1411
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:46,400
Let the ghetto games begin. 
Very, very topical, yeah. 

1412
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:52,760
All right, Bean, it's your turn.
OK, all right. 

1413
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:57,440
I have no idea. 
It makes sense that I'm good at 

1414
01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:59,760
things that I can't get a hold 
of as a prisoner. 

1415
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:04,320
I I could toss him the 1911. 
Good. 

1416
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,960
I never gave it back, Yeah. 
How many bullets does he have? 

1417
01:24:09,440 --> 01:24:12,760
He fired it once, right? 
Yep. 

1418
01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:17,200
So it's got 7 I, I. 
Tossed it over to him with the 

1419
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:20,800
11. 
Beam, go ahead and roll a a 

1420
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:23,280
catch. 
Just had a there. 

1421
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:26,520
It is coming. 
You caught it very haphazardly. 

1422
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,360
You caught it. 
I didn't throw it very good. 

1423
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:32,240
Sorry, chum. 
And then I turn it action movie 

1424
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:37,680
style, and I fire up on it. 
No, right now he's just cat and 

1425
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:39,120
mousing us. 
I don't want to. 

1426
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:42,200
Yeah, I do. 
Screw it, we're all gonna die 

1427
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:43,920
anyway. 
I fire up on it. 

1428
01:24:44,320 --> 01:24:48,520
OK, where exactly you aiming? 
At the ceiling where he's 

1429
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:51,160
standing. 
OK, roll handgun. 

1430
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:54,960
Where did you get a handgun? 
Haggis gave it to him. 

1431
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:58,640
From Haggis we were going to 
give it to me and he gave it to 

1432
01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:02,080
me and I did not give it back. 
He intimidated Haggis to give it

1433
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:05,760
to him. 
Does that mean he still have the

1434
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:08,240
revolver? 
I made him my B word. 

1435
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,320
Yeah, you do, but there's 
nothing in it. 

1436
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:11,720
Yeah, it's. 
Empty. 

1437
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:18,000
Hold it for comfort. 
He stuck on the handle like a 

1438
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:21,160
pacifier. 
The handle. 

1439
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:27,480
OK. 2. 
The eight damage. 5. 

1440
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:38,240
He took five damage and then he 
melted into the wall. 

1441
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:42,480
Dang it, it wasn't his turn yet.
He's. 

1442
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:44,520
Not. 
In fact. 

1443
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:48,240
We did it. 
Well, I don't have anything to 

1444
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:55,280
do now. 
Sorry. 

1445
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:58,720
He reappears on the floor. 
Yeah, he does. 

1446
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,400
Oh, OK. 
And he's still on fire, correct?

1447
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:05,520
He is still on fire. 
All right, I've posted in. 

1448
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:09,160
In. 
Case there's any doubt as to 

1449
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:11,760
what I'm about to do. 
A quick little video to show 

1450
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:16,040
what happens when I throw the 
Borax onto the flame. 

1451
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:17,800
Yeah. 
But look at that crackle. 

1452
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:20,800
It's allergy. 
Green. 

1453
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:25,760
It'll produce a nice bright 
flame, OK, and since it's on 

1454
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:32,800
him, it'll be right in his eyes.
OK, all right, Roll A2D10 

1455
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:37,200
damage. 
All right, 17. 17. 

1456
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:41,000
Pretty high roll. 
Pretty good, pretty good. 

1457
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:44,520
It's his turn now. 
The old man's all the bright. 

1458
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:45,880
Light didn't mess him up, Dang 
it. 

1459
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:48,360
Oh no, not at all. 
He's he's barely fazed. 

1460
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:55,160
So. 
Dean, he reaches out for you and

1461
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:59,120
he grabs you. 
I want you to roll a strength 

1462
01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:02,080
check and a break free slash 
escape. 

1463
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:03,320
What? 
What? 

1464
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:08,480
Roll roll, roll strength and 
then go to your skills. 

1465
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:10,280
Why didn't that roll there? 
It is. 

1466
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:15,760
Why are my roles that have extra
points on them worse than my 

1467
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:18,160
roles of things that have 
absolutely nothing? 

1468
01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:19,480
There you go. 
That's pretty good. 

1469
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:23,960
Yeah, my strength is my highest 
thing and I can't roll. 

1470
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:26,560
Above break free goes goes off 
the strength. 

1471
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:30,720
All right, so he grabbed you. 
You were able to get away from 

1472
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:35,080
him, but I'm assuming you're 
wearing sleeves. 

1473
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:38,320
Right. 
So whatever we were wearing in 

1474
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:41,200
prison. 
Yeah, so the sleeves where he's 

1475
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:45,440
touched are starting to decay 
and it's starting to. 

1476
01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:48,800
Get my suit off. 
It's OK, let's say it's starting

1477
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:51,480
to get on your on your skin. 
So you take your suit off. 

1478
01:27:51,480 --> 01:27:54,040
You're fine. 
Now you're stark naked. 

1479
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:58,880
You have just ripped the sleeve 
off. 

1480
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:02,680
I mean, if you want to get 
technical, sure. 

1481
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:05,520
So I ripped the sleeves off my 
suit and put it back on. 

1482
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:10,120
Now, Jacob, I want you to trust 
me on this. 

1483
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,040
I want you to pee on the quo. 
Oh, nobody. 

1484
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,840
Can pee. 
You have to trust. 

1485
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:20,280
Me. 
You have to cross the streams. 

1486
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:21,480
That's the arts. 
Our only hope. 

1487
01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:22,680
We can't. 
Do this again. 

1488
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:29,840
Fine then, one into the one into
the bathroom has got overflowing

1489
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:31,880
the toilet and sink. 
I'll kick the door. 

1490
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:35,400
See what? 
Happens oh makes a 3rd 21. 

1491
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,320
Who is Jacob? 
What? 

1492
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:45,960
Going to the bathroom and start 
overflowing the toilets and the 

1493
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:51,840
and the sinks. 
Yes, he found the extension 

1494
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:55,080
cord, chum. 
I'll take the I'll wad up the 

1495
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,560
toilet paper, stuff it in sink. 
OK. 

1496
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,840
Throw the whole rest of the roll
in the toilet. 

1497
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:02,400
OK, Flush it. 
Or better. 

1498
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:07,680
Yeah, I'll go in the tank. 
Make sure that water ain't gonna

1499
01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:08,920
stop. 
OK. 

1500
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:12,200
I'll, I'll allow it. 
I'll allow the the water to 

1501
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:15,240
build up. 
All right. 

1502
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,440
I don't want to be trapped in 
the bathroom. 

1503
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:21,760
Probably smart as. 
Far as I can away. 

1504
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:26,360
That old you're, you're already 
way out of out of movement. 

1505
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:30,480
I was being generous. 
I could have went in a closer 

1506
01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:35,560
bathroom. 
All right, Brett, it is your 

1507
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:40,000
turn. 
OK, so 2 explain to everyone 

1508
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:44,080
what my plan is. 
I'm going to use these wires and

1509
01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:47,080
I'm just going to set them on 
the floor, OK? 

1510
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:56,000
Truly the extension cord plan. 
Yeah, and the water from all the

1511
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:58,720
the sinks and the toilets is 
going to start flowing into the 

1512
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:02,840
womb. 
And then we're going to be here,

1513
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:05,320
we're going to be away from it, 
and we're going to lower it into

1514
01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:07,720
the electrified water the way we
ZAP it. 

1515
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,600
That. 
Will be the only thing I can 

1516
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:14,080
think of I have. 
The light turn off, the light 

1517
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:14,960
breaking. 
The 4th wall. 

1518
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,520
I have no clue how to deal with 
this guy. 

1519
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:21,080
Yeah, he doesn't really have a 
lot of weaknesses. 

1520
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:24,120
What'd you say, Jacob? 
Didn't the light turn off? 

1521
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:27,480
It might not even be powered. 
I I just all I have to do is 

1522
01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:28,840
flip the switch. 
Flip it. 

1523
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:32,600
OK. 
Switch. 

1524
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:41,440
So the the wires that I have 
procured, well fuel, they're 

1525
01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:46,960
dangling, excuse me, down and 
like touching the floor. 

1526
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:50,720
So I'm going to run over to the 
light switch to turn it on to 

1527
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:56,680
give them power. 
OK And then we play the waiting 

1528
01:30:56,680 --> 01:31:01,440
game, my favorite game, and I 
and I are the do the do the 

1529
01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:03,640
wires now are they like 
sparking? 

1530
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:05,960
Do I know that they have like 
electricity bathroom? 

1531
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:09,760
A current load between the wires
briefly, so it has. 

1532
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:12,720
Sweet, sweet. 
And now we want over. 

1533
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:16,240
Are there any wooden quakes or 
boxes next to me? 

1534
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,160
No, no. 
OK, I start make. 

1535
01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:23,200
I start making a a Blake for the
more middle of the womb. 

1536
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:28,000
Yeah, OK. 
All right, Bean, it is your 

1537
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,000
turn. 
You're naked. 

1538
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:33,160
I couldn't tear the sleeves off 
my jumpsuit and put the rest of 

1539
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:34,520
it back on. 
Or is it? 

1540
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:38,240
Live free better. 
It did so like when he touched 

1541
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:40,640
the suit it left like a black 
residue. 

1542
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,720
Did you touch that black 
residue? 

1543
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,360
No, you. 
Should be good. 

1544
01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:48,240
OK. 
Your sleeves that you ripped off

1545
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:50,560
are on the floor dissolved, by 
the way. 

1546
01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:56,000
OK, step away from the creature.
I need to look around the room. 

1547
01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:57,720
Are the lights back on? 
Nope. 

1548
01:31:58,440 --> 01:32:03,440
OK, I'm looking around for a way
to turn my my baseball bat into 

1549
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:05,240
a torch, but I think I see 
anything. 

1550
01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:06,560
No. 
Cool. 

1551
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,880
Yeah, I don't. 
How much movement do I have 

1552
01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:11,320
left? 
It doesn't matter how far away I

1553
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:12,320
move. 
You could just face. 

1554
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:15,000
All right. 
Whatever, you get 4 spaces of 

1555
01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,560
movement. 
I'll just stay here. 

1556
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:18,680
It doesn't matter how far away I
OK. 

1557
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:23,000
Fax. 
Well, all right, being right 

1558
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:27,320
next to the restroom, I'm going 
to look for any kind of any 

1559
01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:32,760
toilet paper, anything that I 
can grab and I can stack. 

1560
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:34,440
You definitely found toilet 
paper. 

1561
01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:36,600
Not a lot of it, like 5 or 6 
rolls. 

1562
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:43,960
All right, I am going to take 
said toilet paper and I am going

1563
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:47,680
to just scatter it all over the 
place randomly, just kind of 

1564
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:50,080
toss it all over, making a huge 
mess. 

1565
01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:52,800
OK, OK. 
Yeah, OK. 

1566
01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:55,440
So is that? 
A freak him out at all. 

1567
01:32:55,880 --> 01:32:58,840
No. 
Most 2 toilet paper No. 

1568
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:01,760
Or a mess. 
Random randomly placed items. 

1569
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,640
Oh, what's in the restroom, 
though? 

1570
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:05,160
You're doing it. 
Oh, no, out. 

1571
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:06,120
I'm sorry. 
No, out. 

1572
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:08,200
Out like towards him where he 
can see it. 

1573
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:10,440
My apologies. 
Oh, he definitely shifts his 

1574
01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:14,320
attention towards you, but it 
doesn't like, make him appalled 

1575
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:18,520
or anything. 
No, OK, it's his turn and he 

1576
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:21,280
rolls up to Jacob. 
Oh no. 

1577
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:26,880
Jacob, roll for strength and 
your. 

1578
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:28,520
I stick the red vines in his 
mouth. 

1579
01:33:28,920 --> 01:33:34,720
And they disintegrate. 
Oh no, I actually wanted to. 

1580
01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,680
Roll for strength and break free
escape. 

1581
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:43,400
I just got this character. 
I was hope. 

1582
01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:48,920
Oh. 
Geez, I was hoping to eat those 

1583
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:52,200
red vines before where I went. 
Oh, there you go. 

1584
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:56,600
Bad strength roll but a high 
break free roll. 

1585
01:33:56,800 --> 01:34:02,680
Yeah, so he grabs you by the 
sleeves and you get away from 

1586
01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:07,720
him and your sleeves are 
currently burning into your 

1587
01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:10,320
skin. 
Take off my shirt, just have the

1588
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:11,760
overalls on. 
OK. 

1589
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:19,360
You're Karen, by the way. 
I'm right in his face and I 

1590
01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:21,480
still got a Red Vine hanging out
of my mustache. 

1591
01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:25,640
And what's the rule? 
Intimidate Taunt. 

1592
01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:28,640
I'm going to. 
I'm going to raise the iPad that

1593
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:30,440
I found from the dorms up in his
face. 

1594
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:33,680
Turn the flashlight on and off 
and on and off and on and on as 

1595
01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:35,200
fast as I can. 
Like a strobe light. 

1596
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:40,800
Nightmare, nightmare. 
Nightmare. 

1597
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:46,280
Nightmare he. 
Fast as he can. 

1598
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:49,840
He. 
Recoil slowly and sink into the 

1599
01:34:49,840 --> 01:34:53,760
floor. 
Make a break for the. 

1600
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:56,520
Door. 
Are you sure you want to do 

1601
01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:56,800
that? 
Not. 

1602
01:34:57,320 --> 01:34:58,600
Make a break for the. 
Door. 

1603
01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:07,000
I'm I'm I'm only saying this 
because there is no water and 

1604
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,200
electrical wires all over where 
the door's at. 

1605
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:12,440
Well, that's the only way out. 
True. 

1606
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:14,840
Probably not. 
Guys, I would come over this 

1607
01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:19,120
way. 
OK, OK. 

1608
01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:26,000
Twist my arm, why don't you, for
heaven's sakes? 

1609
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:28,800
He reappears. 
Leave us alone. 

1610
01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:34,240
And go ahead, breath. 
What? 

1611
01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:37,280
What? 
Bread, bread. 

1612
01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:46,120
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
Nightmare, nightmare. 

1613
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:50,480
Dion, he doesn't like water. 
Oh, true. 

1614
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:53,760
Now he says to go ahead and do 
it. 

1615
01:35:56,480 --> 01:35:59,560
I'm going to Vietnam episode him
and I'm just going to pull my 

1616
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:07,880
Willy out and start on him. 
The book says he's confused. 

1617
01:36:10,280 --> 01:36:13,080
That would be too. 
Guarantee no one's ever done 

1618
01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:16,560
that. 
To kind of stops, like moving 

1619
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:19,040
towards me creepily and then 
kind of just stops and tears of 

1620
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:22,800
the void. 
That's cool. 

1621
01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:27,320
There's like an there's an 
awkward silence where there's a 

1622
01:36:27,320 --> 01:36:31,920
low in the battle, Yeah or 
whatever, you just staring at it

1623
01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:36,080
for a few seconds. 
Look at it and then like looks 

1624
01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:37,920
back up with you and looks back 
up. 

1625
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:40,840
There's like Steam coming off 
the. 

1626
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:45,080
Leg. 
I have like I have like a really

1627
01:36:45,080 --> 01:36:48,000
like trying to like be angry 
face just. 

1628
01:36:48,320 --> 01:36:54,520
You just step to the side to get
away from it. 

1629
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:57,080
Oh. 
Well, he doesn't know that I can

1630
01:36:57,080 --> 01:37:04,920
just tone but there's but I'm 
trying to get as much fluid on 

1631
01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:07,400
the floor as possible. 
Well, you're surrounding 

1632
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:09,480
yourself in fluid. 
Woolwood. 

1633
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:14,720
I kind of like, I kind of like 
duck waddle back a little bit so

1634
01:37:16,480 --> 01:37:18,240
you know. 
I get what you mean. 

1635
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:19,760
Yeah. 
OK. 

1636
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:23,680
Is that it? 
Yeah, I got I get literally my 

1637
01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:27,200
only plan. 
My only plan was waiting for the

1638
01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:31,120
water to rise up more. 
Bean OK. 

1639
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:37,120
Bean Burrito. 
Bean Burrito. 

1640
01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:44,640
Oh holy crap, high perception I 
look around for. 

1641
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:48,440
Or some sort of light, something
like bright light. 

1642
01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:50,760
Maybe it's a mechanic room, so 
maybe one of those bright 

1643
01:37:50,760 --> 01:37:53,400
mechanic lights. 
Like a flashlight or something 

1644
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:56,520
or. 
Yeah, something, yeah, a bigger 

1645
01:37:56,520 --> 01:37:58,560
one maybe, but I'll take pretty 
much. 

1646
01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:00,560
Anything or what lights. 
That too. 

1647
01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:03,320
This is a pretty old mechanics 
room. 

1648
01:38:03,320 --> 01:38:05,920
Not really anybody's been down 
there for a while. 

1649
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:08,120
If. 
There is a flashlight. 

1650
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:12,920
It probably would. 
Yeah, you find the light. 

1651
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:16,680
It doesn't seem to be too 
reliable, but you found one. 

1652
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:22,840
Keep it close just in case. 
Just need to like flash it in 

1653
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:24,400
his eyes or something like that 
to get a boy. 

1654
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:28,840
OK. 
But then yeah, yeah, you do all.

1655
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:32,040
Right. 
Wait, since I turned on the 

1656
01:38:32,040 --> 01:38:33,680
light switch, are the lights 
slowly? 

1657
01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:36,920
Coming on. 
No no, the light switch is 

1658
01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:41,240
already on to begin with. 
It never turned off fast. 

1659
01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:43,360
Well. 
Hey, Jake, Jacob. 

1660
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,640
Yes. 
Does that iPad have cell 

1661
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:49,000
service? 
We're in another dimension. 

1662
01:38:49,520 --> 01:38:52,560
I need it is Wi-Fi. 
Does it have signal? 

1663
01:38:54,080 --> 01:38:56,880
I don't know does it? 
Yeah, I'm getting a Wi-Fi 

1664
01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:00,160
connection. 
Yeah, the address is called 

1665
01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:03,000
pretty fly for a Wi-Fi all. 
Right, perfect. 

1666
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,680
I need I need to send out a 
text. 

1667
01:39:06,080 --> 01:39:07,560
Well. 
This is not Bill Y the Science 

1668
01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:11,520
Fi. 
I need to send out a text. 

1669
01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:18,720
Get off my land. 
All right, what do you want to 

1670
01:39:18,760 --> 01:39:20,240
do? 
I'm going to send a tech to tech

1671
01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:23,400
to Lilila. 
I'm going to send a text out to 

1672
01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:29,240
to Garlock and tell give her our
location and tell her that we've

1673
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:32,720
got all the food that finally 
and the party is just getting 

1674
01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:33,960
started. 
Did you get? 

1675
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:36,400
To get down here to the mechanic
room stat. 

1676
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:38,280
She have. 
Do you have her number? 

1677
01:39:38,760 --> 01:39:39,480
Yep. 
What? 

1678
01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:41,280
What is it? 
I don't really hear it. 

1679
01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:43,280
It's on this piece of paper. 
You gave it to me. 

1680
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:44,640
OK. 
I can see it. 

1681
01:39:46,720 --> 01:39:48,120
Well, it's a connect to the 
Wi-Fi. 

1682
01:39:48,120 --> 01:39:50,040
It's. 
You're, you're good. 

1683
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:55,120
It's already connected all 
right, So use your number. 51. 

1684
01:39:57,760 --> 01:40:01,560
You send it and you hear from 
two or three stories above you 

1685
01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:14,280
rumbling and then. 
Down the falls from the ceiling.

1686
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:23,120
Wait, start playing party music 
on that thing. 

1687
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:33,640
You start playing party rock 
anthem. 

1688
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:36,360
Yeah, let's. 
Roll back. 

1689
01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:40,480
I really like the black head 
piece. 

1690
01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,400
Well, is that? 
Is that your turn? 

1691
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:46,080
Yeah, that's that's the last 
trick up my sleeve. 

1692
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:50,400
Grabs her. 
She disappears. 

1693
01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:53,160
Oh, come on. 
He pulls her. 

1694
01:40:53,160 --> 01:40:55,600
He pulls her. 
Back into the wall. 

1695
01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:58,160
Slinks back into the wall. 
Dang it. 

1696
01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:07,920
And he reappears closer to Big 
Up because he's the younger boy 

1697
01:41:10,240 --> 01:41:17,160
and he reaches out for you so in
order to beat his kidnap role. 

1698
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:23,000
So his is a is his strength plus
his physical, which equals out 

1699
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:30,200
to be. 30. 434.6 So roll your 
strength which you did which is 

1700
01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:37,520
a 16 and roll your escape. 
It does not beat his 34.6 so he 

1701
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:42,280
grabs you and the burning 
sensation feels you because 

1702
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:44,680
you're already ripped off your 
shirt and now your arms are 

1703
01:41:44,680 --> 01:41:48,480
burning and he pulls you into 
the wall. 

1704
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:53,920
It's just what I want. 
Not the woo we pull white 

1705
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:56,560
Canadian guy. 
And he once again sinks back 

1706
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:59,520
into the wall and reappears 
closer to the two of you. 

1707
01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:06,320
OK, Brett, it's your turn. 
Oh, shoot. 

1708
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:09,680
In fact, well, I got to tell you
something because you're the 

1709
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:12,440
only one here right now. 
I get that. 

1710
01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:17,800
I'm not really an alpha male. 
I'm, I'm just, I'm just, I'm 

1711
01:42:17,800 --> 01:42:21,680
just a pretender to cope with my
insecurities. 

1712
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:27,280
And oh, wait, idea. 
Are you lucky here, chum? 

1713
01:42:27,640 --> 01:42:29,800
I just rolled a 27 to persuade 
you. 

1714
01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:32,840
You understand me. 
And you understand me now, young

1715
01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:37,360
man, you are amazing. 
You are not the same age, huh? 

1716
01:42:37,840 --> 01:42:40,440
Aren't we the same age? 
I don't know. 

1717
01:42:40,440 --> 01:42:42,160
I'm from the 60s, so I don't 
know. 

1718
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:43,560
Time moves differently back 
there. 

1719
01:42:44,360 --> 01:42:48,720
Oh, OK. 
But you're an amazing young man,

1720
01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:51,680
and you may stink most of the 
time, and you're a little weird,

1721
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:55,320
but if you were gone, I'd. 
I'd miss your stench. 

1722
01:42:55,320 --> 01:42:57,880
OK, that will. 
We wants my heart. 

1723
01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:58,720
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1724
01:42:59,720 --> 01:43:02,280
Now, miss, Mr. Director Dan, 
yes. 

1725
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:06,160
Is there any like cardboard any?
Yeah, there's cardboard boxes. 

1726
01:43:06,160 --> 01:43:09,120
I mean, it's in a mildewy 
basement, so they're a little 

1727
01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:13,600
soft, but yeah, that's OK. 
Where are they? 

1728
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:16,840
Where can I see that? 
Is what I say they are. 

1729
01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:18,600
You know what? 
I'll put them like right in 

1730
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:19,800
front of you. 
Cool. 

1731
01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:24,800
No, that Oh, that's lucky. 
So I pick up the cardboard and I

1732
01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:29,680
kind of place it as like a like 
a bridge across the water. 

1733
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:36,080
OK, moving into the West room 
and I'm going to pick up the the

1734
01:43:36,080 --> 01:43:43,080
like toilet tank lid, OK. 
And then considering I still 

1735
01:43:43,080 --> 01:43:47,200
have maybe a little bit more 
movement, I'm going to I'm going

1736
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:51,280
to throw down the lid onto like 
the middle of the water and jump

1737
01:43:51,280 --> 01:43:56,480
onto it and just wait for him. 
OK, Yeah, I'm out of ideas. 

1738
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:00,040
All right, Fair enough. 
Yeah. 

1739
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:04,400
So I'm like away from the walls 
and like just in the middle of 

1740
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:07,320
all the electrified water. 
Yeah, that makes sense. 

1741
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:12,320
Yeah. 
And so mimic is not a good or 

1742
01:44:12,320 --> 01:44:13,960
it's not a conductor of 
electricity. 

1743
01:44:14,320 --> 01:44:17,720
Correct. 
OK, Maxwell. 

1744
01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:20,280
Yep, I'm over here trying to get
this door open. 

1745
01:44:20,640 --> 01:44:22,240
OK. 
Strength. 

1746
01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:25,200
Yeah. 
Yeah, this isn't gonna work. 

1747
01:44:25,200 --> 01:44:29,000
I know it's not. 
But yeah, that doesn't work. 

1748
01:44:31,120 --> 01:44:32,680
Oh, I should have. 
I should have done one more 

1749
01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:37,680
thing, David. 
He slinks back into his wall, 

1750
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:40,640
and then he reappears at the 
door. 

1751
01:44:42,840 --> 01:44:45,080
And he reaches out for you, 
Maxwell. 

1752
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:46,880
There aren't any reactions, 
right? 

1753
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:54,160
No, he's got that old man 
strength double 14 that does not

1754
01:44:54,160 --> 01:44:59,760
beat his 34.6. 
I'm a little. 

1755
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:06,000
I'm all whoa. 
You are pulled into his little 

1756
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:08,360
portal. 
Hey, Brett. 

1757
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:11,680
All right, so I'm going to start
wage bathing him. 

1758
01:45:15,720 --> 01:45:16,480
OK. 
You can't. 

1759
01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:19,360
You can't do anything to me. 
I'm in the middle of this water.

1760
01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:23,080
Look, I got the stress ball. 
You eat the stress ball and I 

1761
01:45:23,080 --> 01:45:25,360
just throw it at him. 
And it bunks off his head. 

1762
01:45:25,720 --> 01:45:28,800
Yeah, it melts. 
Oh. 

1763
01:45:30,680 --> 01:45:33,880
I pull out old reliable and I 
turn around and I bend over and 

1764
01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:40,680
I start slapping my butt cheeks.
At him or did the old man took 

1765
01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:44,480
all my plans oh, but he. 
Can't get this sad wheel 49 year

1766
01:45:44,520 --> 01:45:47,480
old. 
He sinks into the floor, and 

1767
01:45:47,480 --> 01:45:53,480
then he reappears in the ceiling
above you, and he reaches out 

1768
01:45:53,480 --> 01:45:55,840
and grabs you. 
Oh no. 

1769
01:45:57,320 --> 01:45:59,280
No. 
Oh no. 

1770
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:02,520
My weight fading didn't work. 
Or it worked too well? 

1771
01:46:02,880 --> 01:46:08,440
Or it worked too well. 
I actually have a lot in break 

1772
01:46:08,440 --> 01:46:13,120
free and escape so OK 34. 
He's got 34 point. 

1773
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:18,960
Six Why does he have a decimal? 
Physicality is a 4.6 for some 

1774
01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:23,200
reason. 
OK, so he pulls you in as well. 

1775
01:46:23,440 --> 01:46:25,520
I put up a big struggle though. 
You did. 

1776
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:28,000
You put up a big struggle. 
In fact, the first he pulled you

1777
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:32,480
through, you broke free of him. 
And this is a very dark and 

1778
01:46:32,480 --> 01:46:36,480
dingy place, barely any light. 
There's like, you know how like 

1779
01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:39,640
the Stranger Things in the first
and second season when they went

1780
01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:41,760
to the Upside Down had like the 
little particles that floated 

1781
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:43,640
all over the place. 
That's kind of what's happening 

1782
01:46:43,640 --> 01:46:46,920
here. 
And there are three doorways in 

1783
01:46:46,920 --> 01:46:50,240
front of you, Brett. 
Oh, why me? 

1784
01:46:51,080 --> 01:46:53,960
Because you're the last person. 
Oh. 

1785
01:46:54,320 --> 01:47:00,680
Oh no, I let's see. 
Weft is always weft, center is 

1786
01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:03,160
always center. 
White's always white, but we 

1787
01:47:03,160 --> 01:47:06,120
always hate whites. 
No. 

1788
01:47:07,800 --> 01:47:10,880
You know, maybe I'm maybe I'm 
more of a cent twist at heart. 

1789
01:47:12,320 --> 01:47:15,280
I'm a go weft. 
OK, so you go down that trail 

1790
01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:20,160
and you find Maxwell. 
His suit's a little roughed up 

1791
01:47:20,480 --> 01:47:23,680
and he's grown a little bit of a
beard. 

1792
01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:26,240
I throw away my plight and I go 
and I hug him. 

1793
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:31,360
Maxwell, it has been three 
months since you've seen him. 

1794
01:47:33,480 --> 01:47:35,720
Good to see you chum. 
How did you go? 

1795
01:47:35,920 --> 01:47:38,200
How did you go, Beard? 
In like 2 minutes. 

1796
01:47:38,480 --> 01:47:41,000
I've been in here. 
I don't know how long I've been 

1797
01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:43,400
in here. 
Oh, been in here for like 3 

1798
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:46,600
months. 
Oh well, I just got pulled in. 

1799
01:47:47,520 --> 01:47:50,000
I don't know how I need to say 
all the West of my minions. 

1800
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:55,080
The rest of my minions and then 
down the other hallway outcomes 

1801
01:47:55,080 --> 01:48:00,800
walk in Jacob. 
Jacob's got a full blown bushy, 

1802
01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:03,600
bushy beard going down to his 
belly button. 

1803
01:48:03,960 --> 01:48:06,360
Oh, hey there. 
He's been running around for 

1804
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:09,120
four months. 
How you doing? 

1805
01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:10,000
Oh. 
Hey there. 

1806
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:13,280
Good to see you. 
I still got a red vine left. 

1807
01:48:13,480 --> 01:48:20,600
Anybody. 
And then down the other hallway 

1808
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:26,040
comes out a clean shaven. 
Beanie Boy. 

1809
01:48:26,560 --> 01:48:28,160
And in fact, he looks more 
ripped. 

1810
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:32,960
All I've been doing is push ups.
What's up nerds? 

1811
01:48:36,160 --> 01:48:38,200
Everybody come asking for a 
badass. 

1812
01:48:39,880 --> 01:48:42,480
State that he's been down here 
for an undisclosed amount of 

1813
01:48:42,480 --> 01:48:43,920
time. 
He doesn't know how long. 

1814
01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:46,000
Redacted. 
Redacted. 

1815
01:48:47,360 --> 01:48:51,080
Like my age redacted. 
And so you guys, you guys walk 

1816
01:48:51,080 --> 01:49:00,360
along quite a ways and you find 
a very skinny lady and she looks

1817
01:49:00,360 --> 01:49:03,760
up at she looks up at. 
She's pretty hot. 

1818
01:49:04,040 --> 01:49:06,360
Brett. 
Hello Miss. 

1819
01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:12,240
Hello, you look familiar. 
You got skin hanging off you 

1820
01:49:12,240 --> 01:49:14,840
like a like a wombat. 
She looks like a flying 

1821
01:49:14,840 --> 01:49:15,480
squirrel. 
It's. 

1822
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:20,080
Like you're wearing a blanket. 
I I see. 

1823
01:49:20,160 --> 01:49:22,080
You're trying to do some thin 
maxing. 

1824
01:49:25,920 --> 01:49:27,640
And along with us there, 
Thinman. 

1825
01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:32,120
She passes away awfully. 
You look familiar. 

1826
01:49:36,480 --> 01:49:39,920
Behind you you see the old man 
again, all. 

1827
01:49:39,920 --> 01:49:40,240
Of you. 
Hello. 

1828
01:49:41,480 --> 01:49:42,960
And he starts walking towards 
you. 

1829
01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:45,560
You still have more hallway that
you can run down. 

1830
01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:49,160
Oh, was it? 
Was it Garlox That was the 

1831
01:49:49,160 --> 01:49:49,920
woman? 
Yeah. 

1832
01:49:50,360 --> 01:49:55,040
Yeah, I didn't recognize her. 
So I'm assuming you guys take 

1833
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:57,320
off running, yeah? 
I give him a hug. 

1834
01:49:57,600 --> 01:50:00,920
No, I run away. 
Intrusive thoughts, sorry. 

1835
01:50:00,960 --> 01:50:04,920
Guys, take off running and. 
I feel bad for him. 

1836
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:07,680
I'm the most physically unfit 
person here. 

1837
01:50:08,640 --> 01:50:14,280
Now that's true, yeah. 
Even though I got the P90X ball 

1838
01:50:14,280 --> 01:50:18,800
from the common Zoe. 
Take a bunch of P90X stuff. 

1839
01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:24,440
So you guys take off running and
you the trail starts to get 

1840
01:50:24,440 --> 01:50:27,080
narrower and narrower and 
eventually you see another one 

1841
01:50:27,080 --> 01:50:29,600
of those portals. 
Do you run through it? 

1842
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:33,080
Dive through it. 
Yep, go through it. 

1843
01:50:33,320 --> 01:50:37,520
Let's let's go, boys. 
You end up back in the basement.

1844
01:50:38,400 --> 01:50:41,320
No way. 
I never thought I'd be so happy 

1845
01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:43,120
to see this place. 
Well lit. 

1846
01:50:43,520 --> 01:50:46,400
Everything seems to be way 
different than from when you 

1847
01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:47,680
left. 
There's cobwebs all over the 

1848
01:50:47,680 --> 01:50:48,880
place. 
Looks like nobody's been down 

1849
01:50:48,880 --> 01:50:52,120
there in a while. 
Is the is the iron door? 

1850
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:54,240
Is that open? 
Let's try it. 

1851
01:50:54,520 --> 01:50:57,000
Let's go try the door. 
All right, so you try both doors

1852
01:50:57,000 --> 01:51:01,600
and both doors swing open. 
Let's go take off. 

1853
01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:07,000
Upstairs out of here. 
And Haggis is sitting by his 

1854
01:51:07,040 --> 01:51:08,320
car. 
Someone's wanting. 

1855
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:15,280
Haggis is sitting by the car and
his his hair is kind of bushier.

1856
01:51:15,280 --> 01:51:20,640
In fact, it's afroy even bigger.
And he's got a little a little 

1857
01:51:20,640 --> 01:51:23,560
Fu Manchu that he's growing. 
I give him a. 

1858
01:51:25,200 --> 01:51:27,520
I hit him with my gun. 
I pistol whip him. 

1859
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:33,840
Is Doctor Bob? 
Is Doctor Bob there, Doctor? 

1860
01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:34,960
Bob is there? 
Yes. 

1861
01:51:35,320 --> 01:51:36,680
Oh, Doctor. 
Bob's there as well. 

1862
01:51:37,280 --> 01:51:42,080
I went up to Doctor Bob and I 
like, I like dropped to my knees

1863
01:51:42,080 --> 01:51:44,760
and I like hug his legs and I 
start like crying. 

1864
01:51:45,040 --> 01:51:51,760
Freak you off me? 
I pistol whipped Tagus and shot 

1865
01:51:51,760 --> 01:51:57,880
at Doctor Bob but miss. 
And then off rather than both a 

1866
01:51:57,880 --> 01:52:02,440
red vine, would you like 1? 
You guys, it's been gone for six

1867
01:52:02,440 --> 01:52:06,480
months. 
No, that's not true. 

1868
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:07,640
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

1869
01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:12,520
It's only been about a few 
hours. 

1870
01:52:12,840 --> 01:52:14,680
She died. 
She she died. 

1871
01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:18,920
No, I was in there four months. 
She died all the way the fat 1. 

1872
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:22,120
Oh, nobody cares about him. 
No. 

1873
01:52:22,120 --> 01:52:23,520
Her. 
You know what you're talking 

1874
01:52:23,520 --> 01:52:25,800
about. 
Oh, you mean the missing girl? 

1875
01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:28,520
She's been gone six months too. 
You guys probably didn't kill 

1876
01:52:28,520 --> 01:52:29,720
her, did you? 
No, no. 

1877
01:52:29,960 --> 01:52:31,520
She's dead. 
I almost ate of her. 

1878
01:52:31,600 --> 01:52:32,840
I. 
Almost ate of her. 

1879
01:52:36,080 --> 01:52:38,160
Let's hop in. 
We got to get back to Wisconsin.

1880
01:52:38,400 --> 01:52:40,280
OK, we're getting. 
Hortons, OK. 

1881
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:43,120
Let's get out of here. 
There's an old man in there that

1882
01:52:43,120 --> 01:52:46,920
was all nasty and decayed and 
jumped through portals and 

1883
01:52:47,640 --> 01:52:50,400
nothing stopped him. 
Yeah, we caught him about, you 

1884
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:53,200
know, 4 1/2 months ago. 
Oh, of course she did. 

1885
01:52:53,560 --> 01:52:56,520
I don't think so because he's 
back there wreaking havoc. 

1886
01:52:56,800 --> 01:53:00,520
Women no burning the women and. 
Racing the fat ones. 

1887
01:53:00,920 --> 01:53:03,560
No, he's in the lead case at 
site, Site 18. 

1888
01:53:03,880 --> 01:53:07,520
No, Yeah, yeah. 
All right, on to Wisconsin. 

1889
01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:11,400
You guys hop in the vehicles and
drive away. 

1890
01:53:12,360 --> 01:53:15,440
And with that, we end the 
episode tonight. 

1891
01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:18,400
Emily, I just look at me. 
Sorry. 

1892
01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:21,480
I don't want to come back to 
this place. 

1893
01:53:21,640 --> 01:53:27,600
Yeah, so that was SCP one O 6 
the old man next week will be a 

1894
01:53:27,600 --> 01:53:31,000
little bit shorter and. 
Yeah, we made it long. 

1895
01:53:31,240 --> 01:53:33,760
A little bit I expect. 
You guys to like, you know, not 

1896
01:53:33,760 --> 01:53:35,800
fight back as much, but OK. 
It's us. 

1897
01:53:36,040 --> 01:53:38,000
You know, we fought like our 
lives depended upon it. 

1898
01:53:38,360 --> 01:53:41,080
That's fair, That's fair. 
All right, Well, I hope you. 

1899
01:53:41,080 --> 01:53:42,800
Enjoyed listening to as much as 
we enjoyed playing it. 

1900
01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:44,800
We'll see you on the next 
episode. 

1901
01:53:49,520 --> 01:53:58,320
Thank you for visiting Site 19 
now administering those troops.