1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:07,520 The podcast presents C&D under the table. 2 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:18,240 I'm drinking a prebiotic soda. Lollipop. 3 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,760 Which plate is that? Strawberry. 4 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,000 Strawberry Vanilla, it's pretty good. 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,800 It was not bad. I haven't had one that I didn't 6 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,680 like. I I've actually, excuse me, I've 7 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:31,640 actually had stomach, I was having stomach problems just I 8 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:35,280 don't know, I'm not not sure what it was just like blockage, 9 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,640 having trouble going to the bathroom and. 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,320 Like recently. Just pain. 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,480 This was about a year or two ago. 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:44,160 In fact. I was heading to Illinois to go 13 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,080 watch deer from the side of the road because they never actually 14 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:52,720 come near my deer stand. Makes sense, why would they be 15 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,600 in their natural habitat? Right. 16 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,600 Oh, they're in their natural habitat. 17 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,560 Little jerks know where to go. They know where we're not 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,480 allowed to hunt. And that's when, as soon as they 19 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:05,040 start hearing gunshots on Friday morning, probably, they take off 20 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,040 for those areas. They do. 21 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,280 You drive past those areas and you see those signs and there's 22 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,880 deer standing, wrecks right next to them, waving as you drive by. 23 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,240 No stinking joke. Hey, hey. 24 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,600 What's up, man? They get really scared, though, 25 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,280 when you start driving toward them, you know, And then then 26 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,120 they take off. Yeah. 27 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,560 What now, sucker? Yeah. 28 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,760 That's why I got to get down. Yeah. 29 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,400 Oh, yeah. But I had, I drank one of those 30 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,880 on the way down there and it fixed it. 31 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,920 Really. My my my tummy didn't hurt 32 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,680 anymore. Yeah, yeah, I feel like they 33 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:40,080 settle everything on top of a shot of apple cider vinegar. 34 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,920 Eckins Yeah, baby. I've had gut issues for a while 35 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,480 now and I'm fighting it. Good. 36 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,920 That's a good way to do it. Loaded. 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:47,920 Yeah. Good. 38 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,880 I did try an alternative there's they're a little bit cheaper. 39 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:55,960 They're they're not prebiotic, but they're just 0 sugar and 40 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,640 they use stevia. It's called Zevia with an. 41 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,800 Yeah, I love Zevia. Yeah, Zevia is a good soda. 42 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,600 I tried one the vanilla cola flavor. 43 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,400 I don't know if I've ever had that. 44 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:12,240 I was at the root beer and that. Maybe I should stick to root 45 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,320 beer because this one was real bad. 46 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,880 Really. I mean. 47 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,640 Yeah, I've never it's. A good initial taste, but The 48 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:24,320 thing is the after taste. The after taste turns into 49 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,040 diapers in your mouth. So you, I think you. 50 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,840 OK, so let me ask you this. Do you like cilantro? 51 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,040 I do like cilantro. OK OK, so you don't have the 52 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,200 taste buds that makes it taste like soap. 53 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,000 No, I don't think it tastes like soap. 54 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,280 I well, I. Think the reason. 55 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,800 Well, the reason I ask that is because some people, some people 56 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,920 have different taste buds. I feel like you have slightly 57 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,440 different taste buds than I don't want to say the average 58 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,080 person because what's what's average? 59 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:50,760 You know what? I. 60 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,960 Mean, yeah, I think it's all different, all different in 61 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,040 every. Way it is, they're obviously 62 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,200 they're variances, but there are some genetic anomalies, like 63 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,720 there are those people that when they taste cilantro, all they 64 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,160 can taste is soap. Yeah. 65 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,600 And it's a genetic, it's a genetic issue. 66 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,320 It's a gene. Issue. 67 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,120 I think it smells good. I don't think it smells like 68 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,080 soap. Well, they do make cilantro 69 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,000 scented soap. Oh man, I I could make an entire 70 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,760 salad out of cilantro. I love that stuff. 71 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,600 Just cilantro. Oh yeah, I'd absolutely. 72 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,800 Love to be a little potent. Yeah, it probably would be, but 73 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:27,000 I mean, you know, like some some like, you know, olive and olive 74 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,800 oil and and vinegar or something like that. 75 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,880 I think it's probably made to be more of like a garnish, I think. 76 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,800 Yeah, it is. But I I still. 77 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,280 More in the garnish family with parsley. 78 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,120 Yeah, yeah. Parsley's pretty good though. 79 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,080 I used to really, really like when I would juice, juice all 80 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,120 the time. I would. 81 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,000 I would juice parsley with my. Parsley. 82 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,840 Really good. So I'm trying to I don't know 83 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,920 what the deal is. I don't maybe my phone is 84 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,320 cleaned up real quick, but I'm trying to send you a I'm trying 85 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:03,680 to put up a link for you for a It's not an expensive prebiotic 86 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,400 if you're having gut issues, but yeah, I just. 87 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,880 Ran out of gummies. I've been taking prebiotic 88 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:14,520 gummies. OK, once I get this to to work, 89 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,279 the reason why it might be slight, slightly better than the 90 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:22,840 gummies is because with gummies you your body digests most of 91 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:26,040 those, most of the bacteria before they get to where they 92 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,560 need to get to in order to probably infect you. 93 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,000 Still, I'm sure you still it still helps a little bit. 94 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,760 Just, you know, same with that beside vinegar. 95 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,360 You get some really good gut bacteria going on with that. 96 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,520 It's just weird. Amazon is not wanting to load. 97 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,000 I'm sure their servers are busy this time of year. 98 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,880 Maybe that's maybe that's what it is. 99 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:51,280 See if it's silliest bacteria. Silliest no. 100 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,720 Silliest. It's it's the salivas is the. 101 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,000 What makes it silly? It's just silly. 102 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:04,320 Yeah, I had the goalie brand. Go there we go Lacto 103 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,920 Lactobacillus salivarius. So the reason why I I would 104 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:13,280 recommend this is simply because of the coating that they put on. 105 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:17,000 It is made to go through your system and get where it's 106 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,280 supposed to before it it breaks apart. 107 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,040 That's what I want, maximum efficiency. 108 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,440 Yeah, there we go. Now we're my. 109 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,960 Poop's My poop's been soft. Real soft. 110 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,160 Too soft. Just kind of slimy, you know? 111 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,480 It just. Falls out of there. 112 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:36,120 Oh. Nice, thick and hard one. 113 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,800 Kind of hurts coming out. Oh Dang OK I'm going to August. 114 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,200 I guess I'll go ahead and put it in memes. 115 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,120 I also So what I do with this currently. 116 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,760 It's really good for your gut. But what I do currently is I 117 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:53,400 take and break the capsule open and I I, I brush my teeth with 118 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,240 it with the powder. I'm sorry, what? 119 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:59,520 So I brush my teeth with the this powder, the whatever I 120 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,280 said. It was like Lexus, whatever that 121 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,560 is. That I just put up lacto 122 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,120 Bacillus salivarius. Yes, there you go that. 123 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:11,280 It's 2 billion CFU. So I, I get my toothbrush wet 124 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:14,120 and I open up the capsule and I sprinkle the dust on my 125 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,200 toothbrush. And when I do that, like all the 126 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,080 next day, I don't, you know how throughout the day, just like, I 127 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,360 don't know if you've ever done like high protein, low 128 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,400 carbohydrate diet. If you've ever done that, like 129 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,520 you find that you don't have the film, you don't have the film on 130 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,200 your teeth throughout the day that you normally do. 131 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,760 You know, like by the end of the day, your teeth if if you only 132 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,680 brush, brush once a day, you kind of get a film on your teeth 133 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,440 throughout the day, especially if you eat more sugar or 134 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,760 whatever. This stuff, OK, pretty much 135 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,560 usually lasts all day. I I have my teeth feel clean all 136 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,840 day, keeps my breath smelling good and my mouth feeling good 137 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,080 because it it what it keeps it prevents bad bacteria from 138 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,760 living in your mouth kills kills a dead so but it does the same 139 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,120 thing in your does the same thing in your stomach. 140 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,080 Yeah. Yeah, 10 bucks a bottle, it's 141 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,200 not that bad. No at all, it's one of those 142 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,000 things I heard about and tried it. 143 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:11,400 Supposedly also it's prebiotics are also the cures for a certain 144 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,240 kind of cancers, which we're just beginning to really 145 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,880 understand. And the way to really understand 146 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:22,440 that is to keep, you know, organizations that are tied in 147 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:26,400 closely with, you know, all the pharmaceutical companies to keep 148 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,160 them from researching all that because they don't care if you 149 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,760 they they want you to have cancer so that they can give you 150 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,680 the cure. It costs a lot of money. 151 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,800 It doesn't really cure you. They want to continue to 152 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,960 research forever. Yeah, funding. 153 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,760 Yep, it's a just to be a, a perpetual cash cow. 154 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:48,360 Sad, sad, sad. Not that, Yeah, not that I don't 155 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,400 trust doctors. I there's some really, really 156 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,200 good ones out there. Some there's sometimes they're 157 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,400 hard to find, but I do my own research and try to figure 158 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,880 things out for myself as well as, you know, go to a doctor 159 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,040 sometimes. Yeah, yeah. 160 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:02,920 Although it's. Been. 161 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,360 Yeah, yeah. And then I'll probably die of a 162 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,000 heart attack tomorrow. So what do I? 163 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:10,880 Know yeah, there's that too. Like the guy that is viral for 164 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:16,480 he's like 40 or 50 but he looks like he's 25 because he does all 165 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,600 this health stuff and he's like obsessed with living forever. 166 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,800 He's probably going to die of a heart attack. 167 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,560 I mean, you know. It's just how. 168 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,120 It is I, I take, I take, you know, supplements that are 169 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,720 supposed to be designed around, you know, keeping that kind of 170 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,440 stuff from happening. But you know what? 171 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,240 I I don't want to live forever. Not. 172 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,760 Not like this anyway. No. 173 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,080 I will, I will in a different way. 174 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,679 But like, you know, I don't want to live like this forever, but 175 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:48,480 while I'm here, I'd like to live well and not feel like I'm, you 176 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:52,600 know, 900 years old when I'm 52. Yeah, there's that too. 177 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,360 Kind of thing you're starting. To feel it already and feel age. 178 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,080 I don't like it, no. It's not nice, it is not nice, 179 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,920 and it doesn't care about you. In fact, it hates you. 180 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,560 True story I. Noticed that. 181 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,440 Yeah, it hates your guts, man. It wants to runs to rock your 182 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,480 world, and not in a good way. And not call me back in the 183 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,720 morning. No, no, in fact, in fact, it's 184 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,520 not even going to sneak out of your house. 185 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,000 You're going to you're going to wake up out on the street and 186 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,080 you know homeless gym is going to be right next to you. 187 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,400 Yeah, won't that be the way to go? 188 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,760 I mean, yeah, that wouldn't, that wouldn't be bad. 189 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,760 I mean, you'd never stop laughing. 190 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:34,640 Even into eternity. Yeah, well, I've written, you 191 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,680 know, stuff for us to talk about my notepad. 192 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:42,480 And I want to talk about irrational fears, talk about 193 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,080 more about it when the other guys hop on. 194 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,240 But yeah, everyone's got them. Everyone's got irrational fears. 195 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,880 The people fear for no reason. I got a couple weird ones. 196 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,960 I don't think I have any left really. 197 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,160 I don't think I do not irrational ones. 198 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,840 Anyway, maybe the ones that you used to have like irrational 199 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,640 fears. I'm not talking like fear of ice 200 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,960 during, you know. Normal stuff. 201 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,480 Something something that's weird. 202 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,280 Doctors, you know, yeah, something just weird, like I 203 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:12,920 have a weird thing because it's always based on like one thing 204 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:16,360 that you've experienced and then your your brain is just like, 205 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,920 well, I'm scared of that forever. 206 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:23,640 So one of them is like, I either found or saw or heard about a 207 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:27,720 mouse coming like through the plumbing into a toilet. 208 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,280 So I have an irrational fear. Sometimes I think about it when 209 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,280 I'm on the toilet, if something alive would come out of the 210 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,320 toilet bowl. Kind of flips you out, huh? 211 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,480 Yeah, and play with my butt hole. 212 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,080 Go in there, try to think it's food. 213 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,720 Just touch it in any way, don't want any part of it. 214 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,040 Yeah. No, I mean, that's yeah. 215 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,480 It could happen. It could happen. 216 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:52,400 Or a bug, even small spider. I mean, so there have been 217 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:56,840 cases, there have been cases I think, I think I know how I can 218 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,440 help with this. I get a net. 219 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,160 I got to poop through it, you know? 220 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,440 Well, I was thinking, you know, the gold, I could help, we could 221 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:10,600 help, I could help see if if there's any validity to these 222 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,160 fears. So like for years, for instance, 223 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:18,040 animals like rats, sinks, frogs and possums can come up toilets 224 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,560 because they travel to through sewer systems and climb vertical 225 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:25,920 pipes. Possums well. 226 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:31,320 So for a all right. So a raccoon can fit into a four 227 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,880 inch space, but your butt hole can reach 8 inches in diameter. 228 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,320 So theoretically you can shove 2 full raccoons up your butt. 229 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,840 That's a terrifying thought. Wow to. 230 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,600 Catch you up to speed, shutter. We're talking about it. 231 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,920 Wow, one of mine is stuffed through the toilet. 232 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,520 Oh, I know, yeah. Yeah, that's wow. 233 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,200 I think about it all the time, at least once a day, so. 234 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,360 Like irrational fear or like. And it's pretty. 235 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,240 Irrational because it's probably not going to happen now. 236 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,640 Well. So I have heard stories of, of 237 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,640 snakes making it up through a toilet. 238 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,320 A snake would be about the easiest thing that would be able 239 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,840 to do it because it could, you know, hold its breath long 240 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,200 enough. And they're good swimmers. 241 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,960 Rats and frogs. Frogs, possibly, but a frog's 242 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,280 not going to, you know, a frog's not going to help itself to your 243 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,240 rectum. A snake, possibly. 244 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,400 No. A possum? 245 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,600 I really just can't see them making it all the way up through 246 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,200 a toilet. That'd be. 247 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,280 Wild that would that. Would you make it through the 248 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,720 pea trap? It'd have to be a baby, you 249 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,520 know? Well, see, that's the thing 250 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:37,120 about a toilet though, you know, like there's no, there's the pea 251 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,520 trap is just, it's open, you know? 252 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,400 Toilet. Yeah. 253 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,960 It just, it just has to go through it. 254 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,640 But I think it is valid. It's a valid one. 255 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,920 I would I would be concerned about. 256 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,320 Snakes. Yeah, it's kind of valid. 257 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,440 Just basically rational. Well, I mean, you just have to 258 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,000 listen for this or something, you know? 259 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,640 Or any noise. Or like a rattle. 260 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,120 Yeah. Bubbling, yeah. 261 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,800 But I'm. I mean, they'll be sized. 262 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,880 Like it could happen any second. Just just be careful, like if 263 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,360 you're, you know, flipping through TikTok or whatever, 264 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,560 don't play it too loud or you're playing your favorite game at 265 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,360 that moment. Yeah, just don't play it too 266 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,600 loud so you can hear what's going on your butt hole. 267 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,960 I hate. This happened to me as a kid and 268 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:20,840 it freaked me out but I hate, I don't hate going in water but I 269 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,000 hate like lakes and rivers and stuff like that. 270 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,400 Okay, I can't see the bottom. Yeah, yeah, it was. 271 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,480 I knew it had something to do with the. 272 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,360 Bottom I I stepped on. I don't I don't know what it 273 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,800 was, but I stepped on something when I was swimming in a lake 274 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,920 once and it like slid out from underneath me and I'm like, oh, 275 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,120 like it freaked me out for no for some reason. 276 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,320 But it ever since then, like I was just I'm like, Nah. 277 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,280 So in around around here, something things to fear would 278 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,920 be like slugs that would that would be one of the worst, you 279 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,840 know, because they can be a chain in the neck, especially if 280 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,920 they like in stand by me, they get in your underwear and, you 281 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,800 know, get on Wil Wheaton's dollar. 282 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,800 There's there's also catfish that little their dorsal fin. 283 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:10,520 If they extend it, it has like a little Barb on it that can it's 284 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,360 not poisonous. I don't remember what it is 285 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,080 that's in it, but it can cause your foot to swell up and if you 286 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,080 step on it kind of a thing painful. 287 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,800 I've I've had I've had that happen not on my foot, but my 288 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,000 hand. I didn't know about that little 289 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,880 thing that they can do. So around here, that's basically 290 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,840 it other than maybe I don't know if water mock. 291 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,640 I don't think water mock is hanging out on the bottom of a 292 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,880 little water much. But yeah, that's that's. 293 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,760 Entirely invalid 1 Something slimy. 294 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,400 That's all I remember very well. Delivered something like a 295 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,920 catfish or what are the what are the ones that the algae eaters 296 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,680 like you get in your fish tanks playcos yeah could have been 297 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,120 could have been something like that too. 298 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,440 Those, those are, you know, out, out in the wild people, people 299 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,160 dump them and sometimes and they, they get pretty big. 300 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,200 Yeah, if it's got weird foot feel, then it's it's hard to 301 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,440 swim in there. Yeah, yeah, Slimy. 302 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,840 That's why I wear water shoes. So that's how you can fix that 303 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,520 one. You can fix that one by wearing 304 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,800 water shoes. And. 305 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,360 And maybe even if you like it bothers you that your ankles are 306 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,640 exposed, you can get those waterproof socks. 307 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,160 Those things are pretty awesome, Joey. 308 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,000 You can fix yours just by paying attention. 309 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,840 So you guys are welcome. So be the validity and a 310 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,720 solution. OK, pay attention. 311 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,560 Or you could just wear underwear while you go to the bathroom. 312 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,760 Yeah. Like I said, a net over the 313 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,120 toilet. Yeah, I think it could just, and 314 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,080 a bonus would be a sieve to sieve through like my excrement 315 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,040 and maybe there's gold or something that in there. 316 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,920 Oh man, yeah. I know where like Legos 317 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,280 sometimes I love it, you know, like. 318 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,160 I, I, I have one of those, but it's, it's just a regular 319 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,440 colander because I I frequently eat nickels and eat nickels. 320 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,080 Oh man, you. Save your poop probably. 321 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,160 Another thing is like when you're just laying in bed, 322 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,680 you're like trying to go to sleep and then you feel 323 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,320 something like crawl on your leg, like underneath the 324 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,160 blankets and stuff. Yeah, that's a valid one that 325 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:09,640 could happen specifically. Well, like legs and stuff like 326 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,960 that, like crawling on you. Yeah, so that was that was bad 327 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,120 when we had bed bugs. Oh, years ago. 328 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,120 You don't want horrible things that will ruin your life. 329 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,440 Oh, it did when it was. Creative to dive onto my bed 330 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,880 from across the room because I was afraid that something was 331 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,920 waiting under the bed. But my solution. 332 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,880 Was that? Was to dive onto the bed so that 333 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,840 they couldn't get me like if I was walking up next to it. 334 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,160 You went? Yeah, you went fast enough once. 335 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,080 I'm on the bed. Safe. 336 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:34,920 Yeah. So I. 337 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,440 I never had to worry about that as a kid because I had a race 338 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,880 car bed and it like completely covered the bottom and stuff. 339 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,680 All the way to the bottom, yeah. Yeah. 340 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,920 And then it got to the point where I finally got out of that 341 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,440 frame bed and I was like, not afraid of like what was 342 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,720 underneath my bed because I was at that age. 343 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,280 I was like, yeah, there's nothing under there. 344 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,120 I was too when I was a kid. I was. 345 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,760 I think I told you guys I was because of Friday the 1st, 346 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,760 Friday the 13th I had. To sleep in the. 347 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,880 Middle of my bed because I was afraid somebody was going to 348 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,359 reach around and stab me. Yeah. 349 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,720 Dang it. Yeah. 350 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,160 Otherwise I don't. In the middle. 351 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,599 Yeah, I don't have any left. I had the one a few just a few 352 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,000 years back where I was scared to death of being eaten alive. 353 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,760 Zombies, you know, like I would. I would just working night 354 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,480 shift, I would just constantly walk around freaked out like 355 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,160 bad. But yeah, I don't this I don't 356 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,200 have that problem anymore. So I'm, I'm not really anything 357 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,200 I'm irrationally afraid of. I mean, I have fears, obviously, 358 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,240 because I want to, you know, I'm normal. 359 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,920 Being alive is an irrational fear. 360 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,520 That's pretty bad. So it was, so it was, it was, it 361 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:44,000 was an irrational amount of fear that might, that might be better 362 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,080 quantify it. I mean, when there's nothing 363 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,680 there, there's no, there's no zombie waiting around the 364 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,880 corner. It was so bad when I was a kid. 365 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,360 There was times where I was, I was scared to get into a pool 366 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,360 alone because I was afraid a shark was going to come out. 367 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,760 And you know, so I think. I have like an actual like 368 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,520 phobia or like an actual like debilitating irrational fear of 369 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:09,160 anything I have like. Just a weird one, like my toilet 370 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,520 one. Yeah, it's not entirely weird. 371 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,040 Well, I mean, I mean like debilitating. 372 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,560 Like I won't do anything. Yeah, for. 373 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,920 The presence of it. Or whatever, probably deep ocean 374 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,600 like. I probably won't swim out in 375 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:26,000 like the ocean, like ever. OK. 376 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,920 So if so, if you got, if you got. 377 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,040 If I was on shore sure, but it like. 378 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,840 So if you got standing out in the middle of the ocean, you'd 379 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,960 be if. We took a boat. 380 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,440 I will. I would. 381 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,560 Panic. Really. 382 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,000 Yeah, I probably would, honestly. 383 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,440 Have you ever watched The Life of Pie? 384 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,640 Yeah, I've seen. That. 385 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:47,240 I watched American Pie. Give you an idea that might give 386 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,920 you an idea of what that's like. That's actually a pretty good 387 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:54,480 representation of being lost to see it's it's not entirely 388 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,680 truthful, but it's a good flick. There is actually. 389 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,440 A game there? Well, there's two games. 390 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,200 There's there's a popular game called Subnautica and you're 391 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,120 basically stranded on the ocean. Whatever, you know, I played 392 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,720 that and it like freaked me out a lot. 393 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,120 There's another one where it's called like Drowning Simulator 394 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,840 or something like that. No. 395 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,680 It's AVR game and it literally the whole game is like 396 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,720 simulating like drowning essentially. 397 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,960 That seems like that'd be a good book maybe. 398 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,160 Maybe a way to help somebody get over something like that right? 399 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,320 Or give them a heart attack. I can't. 400 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,640 You're someone playing it. You come up from behind him with 401 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,640 a rag. I should be a Navy SEAL. 402 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,280 There you go. Get over my fear that way. 403 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,760 Maybe let go? Alec, what a baby. 404 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,400 Talking about irrational fears, do you have any? 405 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,720 I feel like. Drowning is not irrational. 406 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,360 No, it's not. Well, so there can an irrational 407 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,240 fear. So like nobody, there's I don't 408 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,600 think there's anybody that wouldn't be afraid of drowning, 409 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,160 you know, if faced with it. But like. 410 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,360 Feel like, yeah, irrational fears are fears of things 411 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:07,520 because of what could happen, such as water. 412 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,960 I have an irrational fear of water. 413 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,960 I mean, I turn the sink on and I start pissing my pants. 414 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,560 That's an irrational fear, right? 415 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,360 You're. Fine, there's an irrational 416 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,080 level of fear. Right. 417 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,480 Whereas like you're like, I don't, I can't swim. 418 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,040 I'm afraid of drowning. So I'm not going to go out in 419 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,200 the ocean just without a. Boat that's. 420 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,120 Literally just what I what I said. 421 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,520 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like fair, though. 422 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,440 That's a fairpoint. It's like you can't swim, you do 423 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,200 not want to drown. Biggest fear. 424 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,000 So you're probably not going to be out on the ocean. 425 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,720 Oh, I'm a great. Swimmer. 426 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,400 Oh, really? Very boring, yeah. 427 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,120 I'm a great swimmer and I don't do. 428 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,480 I'll go out in the ocean and all that. 429 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,400 Don't care. That's just. 430 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,360 Deep water. I was talking more like really, 431 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,720 really specific things that like no one else would ever be afraid 432 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:56,040 of. Like that one reality show where 433 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,480 the lady was afraid of. What was that, toilet paper or 434 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,000 something like that? Oh. 435 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,480 I feel like it's more of a psychosis than a fee, even a 436 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,840 beer. At that point, yeah, I feel like 437 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,560 yeah. And I mean, I'm not doubting 438 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,840 that Lady. She needs help. 439 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,360 But was it toilet paper? I got to Google that. 440 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,800 Jamie, pull that up. That. 441 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:22,160 'D be that'd be horrible. Obviously I feel like that would 442 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,800 be more of like a hey. You. 443 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,160 You really cotton balls? Was it? 444 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,960 Yeah. There was a there was a clique 445 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,960 where someone like brought like a jar of olives to this woman. 446 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,600 She ran. Away screaming olives. 447 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,840 Yeah, I was on the Maury show. Yeah. 448 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,600 Yeah, that's what that's she. Just runs. 449 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,400 Runs from it backstage, leaves the studio with. 450 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,800 Olives. Screaming and. 451 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,520 Crying. Yeah, just a regular jar of 452 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,240 green. Owls. 453 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,760 No, you know I. Think it's that skip they can't. 454 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,640 Girl. Well. 455 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,720 Also probably in that show specifically, probably heavy, 456 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,800 heavily exaggerated. No, I hope so. 457 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,160 No. No. 458 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,080 No, not in the daytime talk show. 459 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,960 I mean, I do believe that the brother and sister on the Jerry 460 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:18,160 Springer show were really in a relationship, open relationship. 461 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,160 I mean. Definitely, definitely, 462 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,880 definitely. But you know, lady afraid of 463 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,280 olives. I, I that's a little hard for me 464 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,760 to believe. So I'm going to, I'm going to 465 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,000 say hard pass on that. That was. 466 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,960 My sarcastic voice, ladies and gentlemen of that That entire 467 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,200 spiel of mine was my sarcastic. Voice. 468 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:44,400 Those of you who can't, Oh my regular one from non regular. 469 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,320 Somebody's got to have a good one. 470 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,760 Just like an irrational fear. Yeah, so to get to paint a 471 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,920 better picture, Alex, mine was a fear of something coming up 472 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,320 possibly from the toilet while I'm pooping because it has 473 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,680 happened. To you. 474 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,240 Not not to me, no. But I know that it could happen 475 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,800 and I think about it sometimes. Usually. 476 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,000 Fair using the toilet in New York City. 477 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:11,080 I'm not afraid, but I'm like I would I would put Drupal check 478 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,080 no there. It's been proven that rats 479 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,280 regularly come up through the pipes in the toilet. 480 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,320 That's probably what I heard. Yeah, Yeah. 481 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,280 I wouldn't be afraid to do it, but I would probably drop a 482 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,040 clonker and up and make sure that there's not a rat in the 483 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:29,520 toilet, then sit back down and drop another one and checking 484 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,280 and then sitting then standing and checking back from that. 485 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:37,960 I'd still wouldn't be like, I can't poop because it wouldn't 486 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,920 be like that bad. You brace against the the shower 487 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:45,360 or the the bathroom stall like halfway up it right so you have 488 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,560 distance. Like a spotty potty and. 489 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,560 You're you're. Hovering. 490 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,280 Yeah, you got to bomb it in there. 491 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,240 Then it becomes a. Fun. 492 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,640 So that could also be for sanitary reasons as well because 493 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,280 you know. Yeah, I mean, you got to turn 494 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,040 out the bathroom stall walls and there's a hole in duct tape 495 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,400 around it. Right. 496 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,720 Hey Joey, I think you're going into the wrong stalls, my dude. 497 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,680 It's fun to look. For there was, what was it? 498 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,000 There was a, there was a place here in town that just got shut 499 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,200 down because of that. That was, there were there were 500 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,760 glory holes in the the bathroom stall walls. 501 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,760 Hell yeah. In what place I? 502 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,120 Don't remember where it was at. I was somewhere here in Fort 503 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,840 Dodge. Just got it just got shut down. 504 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,160 I don't remember where it was now. 505 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,320 Some old establishment. Yeah, it wasn't just that. 506 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,000 It was just one of the things that they found. 507 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,560 They were, they were, they were dealing drugs out of the place 508 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,600 like it was the whole thing. Loving the long. 509 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,720 List. It was like a rest. 510 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,720 Yeah. It was like a restaurant, gas 511 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,320 station or just. Casually. 512 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,880 And we found glory holes in the bathroom. 513 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,120 Yeah. You know. 514 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,320 I'm like if you. And and they. 515 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:05,080 Weren't well, that's wild. I think it was probably just the 516 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,840 same two people in a in a small town in Iowa, many people are 517 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,120 visiting the glory hole, receiving and giving. 518 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,200 Maybe. Yeah, maybe. 519 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,760 You're guys, this is the same too. 520 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,600 Maybe you're right. They were in love. 521 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,320 I was. Hopefully they just met in real. 522 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,400 And they ruined that for them. Yeah. 523 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,640 Never know where he's at. So you have to bring some sort 524 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,280 of tool into the bathroom to construct, you know, basically 525 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,640 cut out a glory hole. Yeah, a drill. 526 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,040 It's just a drill. Is that what they use? 527 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,720 Just. Puncture you can you you can 528 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:42,000 drill bits that will put bore massive holes into things like 529 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,080 in metal. Though things are metal, yeah. 530 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,960 Yeah, well, they're thin metal too. 531 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,560 They're not like steel, like aluminum. 532 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,040 They're not heavy metal. It's not like bulletproof. 533 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,800 I'm not going in there to avoid the apocalypse, but. 534 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,160 Someone's walking. In there with a drill and a 535 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:58,960 well. How big? 536 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,800 Does. A glory hole need to be because 537 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,080 if you just get like a regular drill bit that's probably not 538 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,800 going to be enough for like 80% of the men. 539 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,560 So I have, I have one of those graduated metal bits and it goes 540 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,160 up to I think inch and 1/2 or inch and three quarter. 541 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,720 I've graduated. That's well, you know. 542 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,840 Start out small and it it grows looks like a triangle. 543 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,080 That's still not big enough for me. 544 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,920 We gotta, we gotta make that bigger. 545 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,320 I mean like, I mean like 2 to 3 inches birth wise like. 546 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,600 A tuna can. Oh, so, so so yeah, I was just 547 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,120 going to say, yeah, tuna can. Give it the old chode, huh? 548 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,320 We used, We used to have a a driver that came in and said his 549 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:43,440 nickname was Soda Can. He wasn't very, very long, but 550 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,680 he was really, really wide or something, I don't know. 551 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,240 That's really gross, I don't think. 552 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,680 I call it a. Good thing. 553 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,200 I'm calling ball. I'm. 554 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,400 Calling ball? Let me see, yeah. 555 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,760 No. Soda can. 556 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,560 You know, if a guy wants to wants to go out of his way and 557 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,400 talk about how epic is his Wien is like you know what I I don't 558 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,440 need proof, don't want don't want proof, so go ahead, man. 559 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,160 You know, if that helps you feel better about yourself, I guess 560 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,480 you know, living the world for a minute. 561 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,280 Yeah I agree with you though, no proof necessary, but still, if 562 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:22,040 you're going out of your way to talk about your junk size, that 563 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:28,280 tells me you are just most most the time. 564 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,800 Yeah, what up baby? Any. 565 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,240 Irrational fears? Any rational fears? 566 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,440 Irrational fears Mine rat attacking me or a possum 567 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,600 attacking me from the toilet hole while I'm pooping. 568 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,440 Bad. I can wrap your pipe. 569 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,880 Bats. Yeah, I don't like it like. 570 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:55,000 Baseball bats. I get no no aluminum fine fine 571 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,560 rats. Yeah, I don't want to go. 572 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,480 I get attached to that one you. Scare me? 573 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,000 No, no. I. 574 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,880 I hear. One I'm I'm liable to scream and 575 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,240 run. I've I've seen him do an army 576 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,640 crawl over the floor. Dad got the funniest thing I've. 577 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,600 Ever seen down down the stairs? You. 578 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,520 Did. Man, that was fun. 579 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,040 I don't want to discount the fact that you're afraid of a 580 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,640 bat, because it's fine, but that was just so stinking funny. 581 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,280 That's a creepy. Big strapping young man, and 582 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:27,920 here he is. He. 583 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,120 Don't land on the. Ground with Joe on that one. 584 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,440 Bats are more cute than creepy. Bats don't bother me. 585 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,280 I mean, it's in your house though. 586 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,160 Because my trauma OK and I'm allowed no. 587 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,960 Yep, absolutely no. I will say the last thing I want 588 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,280 to do is get bit by 1 then if I get bit by 1. 589 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,800 Rabies or crap like that, Yeah, yeah. 590 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,840 If you don't just that. There is that, there is that. 591 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,400 That's never been, you know, it's never been proven one way 592 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,400 or the other. And I can't have garlic bread 593 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,960 anymore. Dang it, the worst thing of all? 594 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,000 Dang it. There's no substitute I. 595 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,920 Mean sure, I get to live forever. 596 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,640 I get to have superhuman strength, but where's the garlic 597 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,200 bread? No, you gotta leave garlic. 598 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,080 No, I'd rather die. I just get his hands ready to 599 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:26,720 fall onto it. That's actually a really on on 600 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,400 vampires. I like that. 601 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,040 Imagine an Italian becoming becoming a vampire. 602 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,480 It doesn't last long. They lay down on their bed and 603 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,440 let their families stake them. Like. 604 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,680 So we're talking about irrational fears. 605 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,960 But Joe, before I forget, because I'm very forgetful, I 606 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,520 told you last night that we were rewatching The Walking Dead, 607 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,840 right? Yeah, yeah. 608 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,360 And so we we just like Bree and I just like just like 2 minutes 609 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,720 ago finished season 2 and. I like season. 610 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,200 Scott, I did too. I forgot completely that Andreas 611 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,120 job before the outbreak, she was a civil rights lawyer. 612 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,200 Was she? And recently she was a member of 613 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,240 our podcast, was a civil rights lawyer from the South who talked 614 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,880 a lot and made didn't make a lot of sense at times. 615 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,840 So Alex was just the male version of Andrea? 616 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,400 Makes sense. Makes sense? 617 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,800 Does that mean that John Bernthal is going to seduce you? 618 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,680 I hope so. Oh man, I might let it to me. 619 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:42,400 Wait a second, Joe. Joe, you said that like it 620 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,040 hasn't happened already. I'm seduced. 621 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:50,320 All he has to do is disagree and I'm climbing that guy like a 622 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:56,480 tree. Only forget to cuddle after. 623 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,320 Yeah. That's the best part. 624 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,200 Emotionally distant, so cuddling is neither here nor there for 625 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,400 me. But yeah, whatever he wants to 626 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,040 do is. I'm done. 627 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,640 I'm done. Spies his naps and he he thinks 628 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,000 anybody that takes naps is weird he. 629 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,720 Does say. Oh wow, I think taking naps is 630 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,920 weird man. I love James. 631 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,080 I also saw a thing on his podcast where the the girl from 632 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,280 Daredevil like walked him through like D&D because he had 633 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,600 no idea what it was. No way. 634 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,600 She's like, she's like, let's play right now. 635 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,280 She's a huge D&D nerd. Yeah, OK, which? 636 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:31,960 Which girl? The. 637 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,880 Hitting her on the podcast. Yeah, we'll forget her name. 638 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,280 Karen Page is her name in the show. 639 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,720 I forget her name. Outside of the show, she loves 640 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,360 D&D. She probably has a podcast of 641 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,320 her own. She's pretty hot. 642 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,320 Well, she was like, come on our podcast, let's play right now 643 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,840 'cause he was like, he was like making fun of it. 644 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,120 He was like, man, just weird. You guys playing page with 645 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,480 words? Yeah, yeah, you're right. 646 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,160 We. Think it was. 647 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,560 He's like, can you win? Yeah, she was like, she was 648 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,360 like, OK, so you're walking through woods. 649 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,560 You you hear a sound. What do you do? 650 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,840 He's like, well, I raised my weapon towards it. 651 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,480 She's like, well, what weapon? He's like, well, like, what do I 652 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,240 have? And she's like, yeah, he's like, 653 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,360 OK, yeah. I raise my bow towards it and I 654 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,680 draw. OK, Now you see that it's just a 655 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,840 like a friendly little rabbit or whatever comes jumping through. 656 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,520 He goes, oh, OK. Well, I I don't, I don't shoot 657 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,520 it. Then as you go. 658 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,360 See, you just play D&D. Yeah, what? 659 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,320 What's it? That's all it is. 660 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,120 She's like, yeah, that's it, Use. 661 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,160 Your body in there though. She, she walked him through like 662 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,960 a few like roles and like history checks and stuff and you 663 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,760 could see his face like, like he was. 664 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,120 He's like, all right that. Is pretty cool. 665 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,920 Nice man, I just got to play gang words, man. 666 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:45,600 What? What is? 667 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,320 That that's. Pretty good. 668 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:54,280 What is that? Starts spreading, he said. 669 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,600 I just was watching that episode. 670 00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,200 He's like, he said the thing. Yeah, weird, but I'm like, he 671 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,040 said it, he said. The thing? 672 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,640 Yeah, that's awesome. On to season. 673 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,440 Three on to season 3. Season 3 is great. 674 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,480 It's a big loss till till about the season 5 is when I. 675 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,960 Started like. Much I. 676 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,960 Agree, Derek. You ever seen The Walking Dead? 677 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,240 Not. Oh. 678 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,160 I gave up on The Walking Dead again, does that count? 679 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,440 Yeah, yeah, that counts. How far did you get? 680 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,920 Season 5 or 6? OK, that's. 681 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:29,680 Pretty. Powerful. 682 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,760 What's the season? That's well, what's the season 683 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:39,040 right after the judge leaves the second time to judge guy with an 684 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,480 eye patch. That guy? 685 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,160 Yeah, him too. Don't want to know. 686 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,800 Smith and weapon. Smith and Wesson guns. 687 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,480 Nice. Yeah, the governor season 6, I 688 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,760 think, because I think season 5 was when. 689 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,400 In season 5 and he runs the place and they tear down the 690 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,640 place because it's a bad place and what else is new. 691 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,320 Then they're in Season 6 and it's a safe place. 692 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,400 Any charges, any unleashed zombies? 693 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,120 I got about halfway through the next season, so I got halfway 694 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:13,760 through season 7. It's the same thing over and 695 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,960 over and over. Yeah, it's sort of repeating 696 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,719 itself. Well, I, yeah, I'd, I'd have to 697 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,440 say like when some of the key, more key characters like not 698 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,239 Herschel, the what was the other fella in the beginning, the 699 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,480 older fella. Dale. 700 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,000 I like Dale. Dale Dale died that that really 701 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,360 messed me up. That was sad. 702 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,040 That was really, really sad. I really, really like Dale's 703 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,639 character. It was Carl's fault. 704 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,920 It was Carl's fault. Yeah, it was because. 705 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:47,080 He's a little Sissy boy it. Was mother's fault because she's 706 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,400 a bad mom, she can't keep track of her kid. 707 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:52,000 Yeah, she's. Like you say, it's it's just 708 00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:55,360 fault for not being around. She was in a coma. 709 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Am I the only one? That who should not be a mother? 710 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,800 The only one that thought that she was going to be found alive. 711 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,080 Found alive when. After everything. 712 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:10,920 Spoilers. She's pregnant and the birth 713 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,680 thing doesn't go so well. Yeah, Lori. 714 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,960 Well, she died. You hear a gunshot. 715 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,280 You don't know if he did it though. 716 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,600 Maybe he shot next to her. Give me the thumbs up when the 717 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,840 spoilers are done. Carl's little Sissy boy. 718 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,320 And then Rick is like going crazy and he go. 719 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,640 He finds a zombie with a big belly, but he's not even that 720 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,600 big. It's like you ate all of her 721 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,040 bones and all. No, you didn't. 722 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,920 No, you didn't. She's gonna show up, right? 723 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,400 That one, that part of it was pretty. 724 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,160 The shows over, she's not showing up. 725 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,880 Yeah, she's not showing up. Yeah. 726 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,400 But they did start getting smart at the end. 727 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,600 Yeah, they went Z Nation with it. 728 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,720 Nice, yeah. Well now there's 13 different 729 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,240 spin off shows. Yeah, there is that. 730 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,040 Glenn's coming back. Daryl, he's back. 731 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,800 Gotta make that money. Dead. 732 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,480 Yeah, they're talking about bringing Glenn. 733 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,720 He was for the. He was another one that I was 734 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,360 really upset when they when he died. 735 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,480 Pretty sure that's when most of America quit watching. 736 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,040 Who were actually fans of that show? 737 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,680 Yeah. It was always his fate though. 738 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,720 Oh, what? OK, he. 739 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,080 Was supposed to in the graphic novels. 740 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,080 What come back to life? Here's my question. 741 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,240 No, he was supposed to die. Danny spoilers. 742 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,560 Mute your mic, Danny. I'm sorry. 743 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,160 Yeah. Why? 744 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,760 You act like you never seen it. You've seen the whole. 745 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,320 Show Oh yes, you've seen more than I have and I'm talking 746 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,840 about later story. I'd they kill Carl. 747 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,160 Carl was a pivotal point of the comic. 748 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,800 Why'd they kill Carl? Yeah, it was stupid. 749 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,280 That makes no sense, right? It doesn't. 750 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,720 Yeah, I don't know That was, that was. 751 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,200 A fan of the show and I think that's dumb. 752 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:49,760 But anyway, irrational fears. Yeah, losing half our members. 753 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,440 All right, good. Okay, I'm back. 754 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,640 You muted yourself because you're Danny. 755 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,160 Spoiler the potential spoilers. All of it. 756 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,240 No, they keep talking. It's like, okay, I'll send you 757 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,240 an unmuted. It's fine. 758 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,720 You let me know when you're ready. 759 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,160 You're kidding you. Didn't. 760 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,080 See how long, How far did you watch? 761 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,640 Like, I mean, there weren't any spoils except for, you know, 762 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:21,520 when he was talking about just kidding and. 763 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,760 In the aliens land. I was waiting for it. 764 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,240 That would have made that, that would have made that shows that 765 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:32,520 much more interesting. All people into vampires fought 766 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,600 each other. And then they climb straight up 767 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,040 Carl's butt hole. No 'cause. 768 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:43,880 He's sitting on the toilet. Sitting right, I do get your, I 769 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,840 do get your, your whole like fear of sitting on the toilet 770 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,040 and something coming up. Yeah. 771 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,520 So there was like a couple. Couple. 772 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,040 Couple years ago, last year, there's like a big like invasion 773 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,120 of like the earwigs. No. 774 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,040 I do. So I sat down on the toilet one 775 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,920 time and then my my penis started feeling weird and I was 776 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,840 like, ah, that's weird. And then there was a earwig that 777 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,840 it underneath the rim of the toilet. 778 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,920 No. And then? 779 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,960 Oh, I always check under the line. 780 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,360 That's what I. Don't want. 781 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,960 I don't want that you would. Always check for bugs and touch. 782 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,040 The toilet. That is terrible. 783 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:32,320 That's scary. That's nightmare. 784 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,720 Fuel. Yeah, I don't like them to begin 785 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:35,520 with. They're creepy. 786 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,480 No, they're nasty looking. They were all over. 787 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,200 They've been all over the place. They the one tree that I took 788 00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,240 down was rotten on the inside and it was, it was full of those 789 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,840 little nasty things. So irrational fears. 790 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,320 I'm irrationally scared that I will never live up to the 791 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,160 expectations put on me by society and by those around me. 792 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,600 I don't think that's irrational. I think that's a pretty normal 793 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,600 fear for that's actually people have. 794 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,960 I think just about every man has that fear. 795 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,720 Yeah, pretty sure, yeah. Totally irrational though. 796 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,640 I stopped. Mostly caring about it. 797 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,360 Otherwise it was just eating me. It ate me up inside. 798 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,720 I I died like 6 times and yeah just said you know it's not 799 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,880 worth it. Yolo, yeah. 800 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess like samples is always 801 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,280 like a thing in the back of my head. 802 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,240 Really. It could be any because. 803 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,760 Like you never know when it's going to happen. 804 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,160 Yeah, especially by where we live. 805 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,880 Like there's a lot of like streets, a lot of mining that 806 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,560 goes on. You just don't know. 807 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,000 So streets over it. Yeah, that's it's and it 808 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,920 happens. You know, it's just like you, 809 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,760 you watch the footage from like India and it's like, holy crap, 810 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,000 they're getting bigger and it's just shoot Florida. 811 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,880 Yeah, yeah. It's not, it's not like an ever 812 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,240 constant thought in my head, but like it'll randomly just appear 813 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,400 and be like, oh, that could happen. 814 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,120 There could be a sinkhole right underneath me right now. 815 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:09,200 And I'd never know. I have, I have, I have had the 816 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,400 thoughts of while driving over bridges not, it's not so much an 817 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,080 irrational fear that like grips me, but like it's a thought that 818 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,240 hits me almost every time I go over a bridge. 819 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,560 Like wonder if this thing would start to collapse, you know? 820 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,600 Yeah. Or like, you ever like, had a 821 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,080 headache? It was like really bad. 822 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,840 And you're like, yeah, this could be an aneurysm. 823 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,840 Like this could be it. Actually, that one, yeah, that 824 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,880 one, a lot there for a while. Dang it don't smell. 825 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,200 I hope you don't smell toast. That's a stroke that's 826 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,640 different. Yeah, Yeah. 827 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,480 That's a strong. That's I got a strong. 828 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,720 I'm happy. Strong you guys smell toast. 829 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,320 What happens when you smell whiskey and. 830 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,160 You're. Any. 831 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:52,880 Please. You've been drinking it? 832 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:56,760 Yeah. I. 833 00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:01,000 Think stroke of good luck. But. 834 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,120 Here's here's the weird thing. I smell Crown Royal but I was 835 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,600 drinking Jack. Guys, I was drinking vodka but I 836 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,360 smell whiskey, what's wrong with me? 837 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,240 Drunk. Look at the bottle again. 838 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,760 It's drunk. I can't. 839 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:25,880 The letters are all dancing. It looks rushing to me. 840 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,000 Derek, what are you? Yeah, Derek, you're awfully 841 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,960 quiet today. Oh, I'm, I'm playing Master Door 842 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,720 right now, so. Something more important going 843 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,360 on. Got it. 844 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,960 Yeah, yeah, go. Ahead, why don't you go ahead 845 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,760 and run off and play Black Ops Seven? 846 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,080 OK, how about you just go Coldplay now that. 847 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,920 We got the trash out of here all. 848 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,120 Right. But Cheddar's been hitting Black 849 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,280 Ops 7 pretty hard. Or I. 850 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,240 Don't. Think anyone has? 851 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,760 They only have like 42,000 players so. 852 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,080 Yeah. I don't have it but they did 853 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,200 though. Which really made me upset 854 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,800 because I'm still playing Black Ops 6 zombies because I got no 855 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:11,280 money and nothing else to do. Made me re download Black Ops 6 856 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:16,760 again when Black Ops 7 came out and now I have to navigate Black 857 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,840 Ops 7's main menu to get to Black Ops 6. 858 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,520 I can't just have Black Ops six. No, I have to go through the 859 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,720 Black Ops 7 menu, through the Black Ops 6 menu, navigate the 860 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,640 Black Ops tips menu to go to multiplayer or. 861 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,680 I hated it. I hated it. 862 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,880 It was awful. Did you drop the roof? 863 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:42,400 There was no Menendez. Did you drop the giant? 864 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,480 No, I can't believe it. It's it's worse than anyone 865 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,880 could have even imagined. I so like I was hoping that like 866 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,520 there was to be some redeemable quality with it being the direct 867 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,400 follow up of Black Ops 2 watching Black Ops. 868 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,600 Oh, is it really? The storyline is yeah. 869 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,520 Oh, I love it. It's like this is a direct 870 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,000 royal. Nonsense. 871 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,120 So you can't pause the campaign at all. 872 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:13,960 It's constantly online. And so if I was watching a guy, 873 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:17,040 he was like, he's like trying to play the campaign trying to 874 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:23,120 because it's like a mental task for him, but his his game like 875 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,440 had a fault. And so it booted him out and he 876 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,120 was like almost done with this like super long, like hour and a 877 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,520 half hour long mission and. Then he went to the. 878 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,400 Start it back up. There's no checkpoints in the 879 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,720 missions so we had to restart the whole thing and you got to 880 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:40,360 join a lobby and turn off autofill to even play the camp 881 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,600 they. Made the campaign. 882 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,320 Egregious. Player. 883 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,200 Yes. Online, Yeah. 884 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,280 Weird. There's no checkpoints, there's 885 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:48,840 no save. File. 886 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,240 You live out in the middle of nowhere and you don't have 887 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,480 Internet or good Internet. You can't play the game at all. 888 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,320 No, nor should you. Yeah, I hate that it's. 889 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,800 The worst thing imaginable? It's the same thing they did 890 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,280 with Fallout 76. You're playing on a server with 891 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,480 a whole bunch of open randos. What's it called? 892 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,080 Red Dead Online With Red Dead, they were smart enough to make 893 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,520 online its own separate thing. It's just like playing the 894 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,920 online versions of said things and it's, it's stupid. 895 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,480 I hate them for it, you know that. 896 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,600 Just started playing it. Diablo 4. 897 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,160 Diablo 4 is a hot steaming pile of garbage. 898 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:28,960 Blizzard, it's bad. I want to play a campaign. 899 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,480 I don't want to play online, but I wanted to play online all the 900 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,960 time. Whatever games are online, 901 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,320 that's all I would buy. I wouldn't buy. 902 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,520 Your do. You know that Elon Musk is the 903 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,680 top 100 player for Diablo 4? Heck yeah. 904 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,520 Really just a Topper of 100 I'm. Not kidding. 905 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:47,840 How's he? Have time for that? 906 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,160 He'll upload clips on X of him playing like it's like. 907 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,000 Bros nearing a trillion net worth. 908 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,560 Yeah. How's he have time for that? 909 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,520 You can. Do whatever you want. 910 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,160 When you wake that much money you talk about Tesla just 911 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,840 approved a huge bonus for him. Yeah, why do you need? 912 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,240 More of that. 1010 years and he gets a trillion dollars or 913 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,680 something like that. He's. 914 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:11,160 Making the status, yeah. It was, yeah, it was. 915 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,080 It take it was a trillion dollars. 916 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,640 I saw that. I just don't remember the time 917 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,880 frame. So how is a trillion divided? 918 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,760 Like how many millions of Americans if you gave every 919 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,640 American like $100,000? Well, let's do the math, geez. 920 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,640 They wouldn't work like that. Shut up. 921 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,440 OK. All right. 922 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,920 What do you mean chair? How does it work? 923 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,320 You can maybe. There's around 337 million 924 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,200 people that live in the United States, right? 925 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,800 So you take 1 trillion trillion divided by 337 million. 926 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,920 Yeah. Rounds up to maybe like $3000 927 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,040 per person. That's it. 928 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,360 Oh. It's not that much well done. 929 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,520 Let's talk about some baby. Stuff. 930 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,400 Too and and prison. Trump is going to give all of us 931 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,760 $2000 so. Yeah. 932 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,560 So it's pretty much going to cost a trillion dollars to do 933 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,920 that. Basically, but it's all because 934 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,200 of the tariffs, because how successful they were. 935 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,360 And dodge, Sure. So is that actually happening 936 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,000 though? Like I hear people saying that 937 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,480 but that sounds like click bait. Is it click bait? 938 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,720 Apparently. It's something, it's something 939 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,280 that he wants to do. I nothing. 940 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,080 I don't think there's anything definite yet. 941 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,960 Multiple government agencies have come out and saying, yes, 942 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,200 this is gonna happen, yeah. And they're trying. 943 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,240 To find like the the rule, basically if you, if you're in a 944 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,800 household that makes less than $100,000, you're gonna get 2 945 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,200 grand a person, yeah. Yeah. 946 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,200 I like. That I, I think it's, I think 947 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,920 it's more than I think it's either, it's either 150 or 948 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,800 250,000 I think is because he said high wage earners. 949 00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,080 Is there any way that since my wife and I together don't even 950 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,560 make 60,000 that we can just get like a double check? 951 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:56,880 That'd be great. So supposedly the way it's 952 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,360 supposed to work is you'll each get one. 953 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,320 Yeah, guys, I can eat again. It's. 954 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,880 Great. I think that's how the stimulus 955 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,840 checks work, guys. I can pay rent. 956 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,960 I can move on to my cardboard box. 957 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,720 Continue living in squalor as my life spirals downward. 958 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,080 Down the Garland. Guys, I don't, I don't get this. 959 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,960 So that's not that's not nice. Oh yeah. 960 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:27,320 Be horrible in your platinum mansion with diamond windows. 961 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,320 We all drapes. I'm so sorry. 962 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,040 OK, I'll get the 37 maids. You sure? 963 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,560 And the two grand a year, Danny, I would trade it. 964 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,560 I'm pulling 117 this year. OK, I'm sorry. 965 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,480 We started from the bottom. You sure the limits I'm still? 966 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,520 Here. Let's go at the bottom. 967 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:51,160 We need it, damn it still. This middle man, Dang it. 968 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,440 You're doing all right, capitalism. 969 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,440 I mean, you know, I never sleep and you know, I, I'm, I'm on, I 970 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,520 work. Before you start throwing down 971 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,800 blanket statements like capitalism, Joe, let me help 972 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,880 you. This is not capitalism. 973 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,960 This is greed. It's greed, pure and simple. 974 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,440 There is a difference. There is a difference. 975 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:20,360 Guys, I'm going to New York. New York, you're going to go 976 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,040 hang out with the mommy. My mommy's mommy. 977 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,040 Mommy. Mommy. 978 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,440 Mommy. Mommy. 979 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,840 I'm going to call to him and say. 980 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,480 Oh yeah, what a baby. What a baby. 981 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:40,240 Give me them free bus pass. That's what I'm saying. 982 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,880 Yeah. And then the governor said that 983 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,200 they can't do the free. The free passes. 984 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,360 Yeah, that's probably it. That's funny. 985 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,720 Though. And then he laughed like he 986 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,480 laughed when Dick Cheney died. But so did I, So. 987 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,840 Who did Trump I? Don't know who Dick Cheney is, 988 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,800 so take that, America. Our own vice. 989 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,360 President. Oh, ex vice president, Yeah. 990 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:05,920 He killed man in cold blood did. He die. 991 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,840 Yeah. No, he, I don't know. 992 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:16,120 Supposed to be a friend. The Dang it classic war on. 993 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,360 Yeah, he did. Oh, he did. 994 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,880 He did. Yo, he's like super dead. 995 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,040 Christian Bale played him in a movie. 996 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,240 Yeah, I forgot about that. Well, they just shot him now 997 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:34,040 because it's actually dead. All I know is is they made fun 998 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:37,400 of him in the campaign. Yeah, they made fun of everybody 999 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,760 in the campaign and I loved it so that. 1000 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,160 Movie is. Hilarious. 1001 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,640 It's pretty funny. That movie is great dude. 1002 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,160 I love it when they make fun of every political party. 1003 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,040 Don't give me political humor where you get up and you rant 1004 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,880 about how your party views the world and how it's better than 1005 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,000 everyone. It's it's not it's stupid. 1006 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,800 This. Country's backbones, America's 1007 00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,640 carnival workers are this country's backbone. 1008 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,760 Yep. Because they're like, we're 1009 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,760 going to go something that no one else as I have ever done, 1010 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,760 we're going woke. They're going to kill Troy. 1011 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,920 They already did. They went woke. 1012 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:15,320 In season 4 was the funniest thing ever I kid you not. 1013 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,040 I've been recently re watching through the boys and Gen. 1014 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,960 V because the 5th season of the boys is coming out and our 1015 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,920 season of the boys was perfect. It made fun of both sides so 1016 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:32,240 harsh and I loved every minute. Made fun of everybody like 1017 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:35,840 you're all stupid coolly. And I was like, OK, I'm here for 1018 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,720 it. Let's do this In season 2, I'm 1019 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,560 watching and I'm like, you know, apparently the left isn't as 1020 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,680 stupid as the rest. They're real dumb, but they're 1021 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,280 not quite as stupid. OK, that's fine. 1022 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,480 In the third season, I was like, OK, so apparently the left is is 1023 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,720 stupidly valid, but the rest of us are just real stupid. 1024 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,320 OK all right, I remember season 4. 1025 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,720 Remember going Oh well this is just left bull crap. 1026 00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:01,040 Now we're just making fun of everyone who isn't left. 1027 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,080 OK all. Right. 1028 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,200 Well, now they're going well, we're into it Season 5. 1029 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,320 Hey, at least that's. Can't they just make fun of 1030 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,320 everybody like they did before people actually liked the boys? 1031 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,840 Completely honest I've I've not watched past like halfway 1032 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,760 through season 3 season. Four I just lost. 1033 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,840 It's not great. I just lost interest season. 3 1034 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,080 was good though. It was fine. 1035 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,760 It was fine. It was fine. 1036 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,080 You know what actually enjoyed the first season of Gen. 1037 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,160 V? It was OK. 1038 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:30,760 That wasn't great. I liked it. 1039 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,360 I liked it when she exploded the dude Dick. 1040 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,240 That was really funny. I just kept waiting for Soulja 1041 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:41,360 Boy to hit the Soulja Boy. Crank that, Soulja. 1042 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,000 He's cranking it all right. But he never did it. 1043 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:47,800 It's old. Weapon. 1044 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:54,080 Just stopped watching so. So the last episode to have him 1045 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,080 do that. So you missed out. 1046 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,560 It was like the last five minutes of the episode, you 1047 00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:02,040 missed out everyone to watch to the end, so they waited until. 1048 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,240 Boy, he did the thing. He cranked that soldier. 1049 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:14,040 Oh, Huey. Now watch me Huey super. 1050 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,080 How did? You guys when we do. 1051 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,760 What episode? Your accents. 1052 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,200 I was waiting for Alex to finish. 1053 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,600 It's like. Whenever we do obscure accents, 1054 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:34,320 Danny just turns into some sort of like classic making fun of 1055 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,800 special needs handicapped person. 1056 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,640 I think you did a. Good job. 1057 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,440 Every time it's. Completely indistinguishable 1058 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,320 from. I'm. 1059 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,800 Sorry is every non American not sound like a special needs kid? 1060 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,600 I love that take. Sorry for our foreign listeners, 1061 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,520 but you're not American. Yeah. 1062 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,440 So you guys have special needs? So you're a special need. 1063 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:09,640 I said Daddy made it sound like he was doing an impression of 1064 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,760 that. I didn't say foreign people 1065 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,040 talked like that. Oh, now he's defensive, and now 1066 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:15,640 he's. Defensive. 1067 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,280 They do. They do do that. 1068 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,120 They do do. I also do do. 1069 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,880 Richie, we pull up the records, pull up the records, replay. 1070 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,360 I never made fun of foreign speech. 1071 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,880 I made fun of Danny. What I'm saying, I'm saying I do 1072 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,760 it because every non American talks like a special needs 1073 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,960 person. It's with conviction he does it. 1074 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,600 Yeah, I do. Alex, I respect. 1075 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,960 It yeah, I got to lower my IQ a little bit to have an accent. 1076 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:51,640 Oh well. I'm not sure what you are 1077 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:57,880 talking about. That was diabolical. 1078 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:02,160 So how? You guys enjoyed the return of 1079 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,520 Dead Range Four? Yeah. 1080 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,040 Yeah, I like it. It was good. 1081 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,040 I actually haven't had a chance to listen to it. 1082 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,920 I really went back through dead set. 1083 00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:09,840 Revenge. I'm sorry. 1084 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,760 I was in the middle of the dead set revenge, so I went through 1085 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,000 that. Didn't there was a forward? 1086 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,840 There was a little but a little edit that I did that kind of was 1087 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,480 under the radar and it was toward it was during the second 1088 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:26,480 fight and Danny like just randomly went keep rolling, 1089 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,920 rolling. And then I quietly put the the 1090 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,760 Limp Bizkit up around in the background again. 1091 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,880 I. Heard that. 1092 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,600 That was good. Hey bro. 1093 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,520 If you'd also didn't notice, I also timed it to when Danny was 1094 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,360 saying it. It's pretty great. 1095 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,440 I love when you're able to do stuff like that. 1096 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,080 I know it's difficult, but I love when you're able to do it. 1097 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,520 It's all right. It's not bad. 1098 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,320 Cletus. Cletus makes so many obscure 1099 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,760 references so. That's that's why I'm perfect 1100 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,400 for it, because I get the references. 1101 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:07,080 Well, and to be fair, I mean to be fair, Cletus. 1102 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,480 I. Access the character Cletus. 1103 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,280 I just turn off all of my brain cells and everything comes up. 1104 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:22,040 Shooting from. The hip throw stuff at the wall 1105 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,880 and see what sticks. And if it doesn't, who cares it. 1106 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,160 Doesn't be. Fair, that's exactly what that's 1107 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,440 what I did was Leopold. Leopold. 1108 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,760 You mean a male Andrea? Got it. 1109 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,280 Yes. I guess I don't know what that 1110 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:44,560 means, but sure, why not? Yeah, you. 1111 00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,720 Could have been seduced by Jane John Bernthal. 1112 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,280 I love John Bernthal, he's one of my favorite actors. 1113 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,960 I agree with. How you keep saying could have 1114 00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:59,360 been seduced when in all honesty it literally is essentially 1115 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:03,280 happened. I was produced by him when he 1116 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,240 played Ben Affleck Brother and the Accountant. 1117 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,000 I didn't see that one. What? 1118 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:09,200 About. I wanna see that one now. 1119 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,720 What about when he was in Fury? I never watched it. 1120 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,680 It's. A good movie. 1121 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,200 Enjoyed it. Yeah, the tank movie. 1122 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,200 It's fine. Isn't that? 1123 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,680 A big movie. It's a. 1124 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,080 World War 2 tank movie it's fine a good. 1125 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,920 Movie. I like it. 1126 00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,000 I've heard of it, I just never watched it. 1127 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,560 No, it's a good film. You should watch it right now. 1128 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,600 Let's leave the podcast and watch it right now. 1129 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:34,560 And. Play Black Ops 7. 1130 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,280 Yeah. All right, so we got about an 1131 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:41,280 hour 45 till he gets back. I just watched all movie. 1132 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,800 Oh man, I'm ready to play. Yeah, well, we got we got to 1133 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,160 wait for him to finish the movie, so. 1134 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,680 Yeah, yeah. Or a little bit with. 1135 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:53,120 With that being said, I I will I will not be here next week 1136 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:54,800 because I will be busy deer watching. 1137 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:56,720 No. You'll be what? 1138 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,560 I'll be deer watching next weekend. 1139 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,400 Deer watching. OK. 1140 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:05,240 On the three of us. Let's keep this ship afloat, 1141 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,520 fellas. But Dang it. 1142 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,920 But Dang it. Against the tide, I can't. 1143 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,720 This boat's losing, man I. Can't keep losing people. 1144 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,240 I think cheddar. Is being anymore, no? 1145 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:25,040 He's still doing that. He's still doing a bit commit. 1146 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,400 To the shore there. He is. 1147 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,200 I. Actually. 1148 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,200 I actually for the bit I rented the movie just for those. 1149 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,280 Guys, you gotta watch the movie. It's a good movie, Bird. 1150 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,240 It's good. The best $3 available. 1151 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,120 Nine cents I've ever spent. The kid. 1152 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,760 From Percy Jackson is like a little twink kid and Brad Pitt's 1153 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,720 like, you should sleep with this with these ladies. 1154 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,280 And he's like, I don't know about that. 1155 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,320 And he's like, I'll bang him or bang her if you don't. 1156 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,720 And then John Birnthaw was like, I got cigarettes. 1157 00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,200 And then Shia la buff's like, praise the Lord, I'm a 1158 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,600 Christian. He's like, praise the Lord. 1159 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:09,160 Yeah, it's great movies. Top five World War Two movie. 1160 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,960 Oh, yeah, I, I, I thought that's the one you were talking about. 1161 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,280 I have that one. Yeah. 1162 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,480 I haven't watched a great movie. Seriously. 1163 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,520 All have to watch it. Seriously. 1164 00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,440 Also Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah. 1165 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,240 I don't watch it while we're deer watching. 1166 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,880 A. Top three World War 2 movie in 1167 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,720 my opinion is Hacksaw Ridge. Hacksaw Ridge is up the. 1168 00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:27,800 Rage is good good. Movie. 1169 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,600 Good movie saving Ryan's. Private, right? 1170 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:36,080 Saving Ryan's privates. Let me scream him I. 1171 00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,640 Think you went to the wrong section to rent? 1172 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,320 Them saved. Oh, I accidentally went to this 1173 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:48,200 from Adam and Eve. It's about the way you the way 1174 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,840 you did that Danny just left way too graphic of a picture. 1175 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,760 You got to get the double. Hands in practice. 1176 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:02,440 You got to rotate. High up in his company he's had 1177 00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:03,920 some practice with that motion you. 1178 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,440 Got to Chuck a little bit in the back of your throat too. 1179 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,680 You got, you got. You just got to, you just got to 1180 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,200 ignore the back of your throat's getting beat up, that's all 1181 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,120 it's. Bruised. 1182 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,200 If it's bruised, you did a good job. 1183 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,200 That's right. Work the pipe. 1184 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:25,120 Swarm of the gravy, all right. Yeah. 1185 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:30,480 Family friendly? What are the other good World 1186 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,720 War 2? I forget them now. 1187 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:36,480 Most of my favorite World War 2 movies were like before 1957 so. 1188 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:37,880 The green. Light I won. 1189 00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,680 The war was actually going on, pretty much. 1190 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,600 I do quite enjoy The Dirty Dozen. 1191 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:45,760 The Dirty Dozen. Top, top. 1192 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:49,200 Oh my glorious bastards. Glorious bastards is. 1193 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:50,600 Fantastic. Yeah, Yeah. 1194 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,400 C2 I really. Like I really like C2. 1195 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,920 That was a fun one. To watch that yet I've heard 1196 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,680 it's. Phenomenal though never seen it. 1197 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:02,120 Oh, Godzilla. Yes, Godzilla's a fantastic one. 1198 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:08,960 Yes, yeah. One of the newer ones takes 1199 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,040 place during. World War 2. 1200 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,440 So yeah, really. Yeah, yeah. 1201 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,600 It wasn't any results of one of the bombs or something like 1202 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,600 that, essentially the way they were spinning it, but yeah, 1203 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:25,680 yeah. Yeah, Ewan McGregor's in it, and 1204 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,040 so is the guy that plays Ron Perlman, Obi Wan. 1205 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,480 Kenobi. No, it's about the Russians in 1206 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:34,200 Saint Petersburg, Oh. I don't know. 1207 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:35,760 Is it tinker? Tailor. 1208 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,400 Soldier. Spy. 1209 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:40,400 No, it's a World War Two movie. That's not right. 1210 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,480 Black Hawk Down is in a is in a World War Two movie. 1211 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,160 No, that's, that's the battle. Of the model, yeah. 1212 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:47,720 That it's not a war. Boys. 1213 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,560 Mama Bahar war. Enemy at the Gates. 1214 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:51,960 Enemy at the gate? That's a good one. 1215 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,840 That's a good one. I like that one, it's a good 1216 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,840 one. Like bridge over the River Kwai. 1217 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,800 I like the Battle of Bataan again. 1218 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,760 I'm going back to like the John Wayne. 1219 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:04,800 The Longest Day is a super long movie but solid World War 2 1220 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,000 movie. Very good. 1221 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,840 So I just think the modern ones can do a little bit more with 1222 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:11,520 it, but that's all. I think they can, but then my 1223 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,480 problem with the modern ones is they then put in the modern 1224 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,200 twist of. Some do. 1225 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,160 Language and things like that and I don't like that as I I 1226 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,400 want it to feel more authentic. I want it to be there. 1227 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,240 You. Yes, of course. 1228 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,840 Dudes are dudes. During as more time dudes are 1229 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,840 dudes, but you still had a lot of people back then during 1230 01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:35,400 wartime were those clean cut farm boys who were like we don't 1231 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,520 talk like that on them. But I mean, I think. 1232 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,480 That was. Many obviously it is war and 1233 01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,000 then you're panicking, but it sounds like we don't talk about 1234 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,680 that on the and then, you know, the boat during D-Day gets hit 1235 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,200 and they're like. Yeah, I, I think. 1236 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,360 Cut out during that. So yeah, that sounds about 1237 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,680 right. Alex, I think that that that the 1238 01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,200 people that you're thinking of is is less than what it actually 1239 01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,720 was. It was wartime, people were 1240 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:03,680 dying, of course, a lot of foul mouths and stuff like that, but. 1241 01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:09,880 He served in World War 2. Yeah, I. 1242 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,360 Thought. I like a lot of war movies. 1243 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,440 They're probably one of my favorite genres. 1244 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,560 I like I I like a lot more World War 2 movies than like Vietnam 1245 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:22,520 War, but my favorite war movie is a Vietnam War movie called We 1246 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,040 Were Soldiers. We were soldiers. 1247 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,200 Still good. Mel Gibson's phenomenal movie. 1248 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,200 I'll say if you've never seen them, they're they're World War 1249 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,200 2, but Band of Brothers and the Pacific. 1250 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,800 Fantastic. Yeah, you know. 1251 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,360 I just thought of one I saw Dunkirk. 1252 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,960 It wasn't even that good. I liked it. 1253 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,200 I thought it was. OK, but or even on like saving 1254 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,560 Ryan's privates? No. 1255 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,680 Yeah. Would you consider a broken a 1256 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,880 World War 2? Of the gravy. 1257 01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:56,960 It is, yeah. I guess it is. 1258 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,400 Practically, yeah. During Japanese prison camp 1259 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,280 that. One is alright. 1260 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,440 My favorite war movie. My favorite war movie is 13 1261 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,160 Hours. It won't just war movie in 1262 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,200 general. A good one, yeah. 1263 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,880 I I cry every time everyone. Oh, mine's just. 1264 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,000 Whenever, whenever John Krasinski's on screen, I just 1265 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,960 cry, OK? Yeah, yeah. 1266 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,240 Well, I cry and and so does my penis. 1267 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,640 You're a John Krasinski guy, huh? 1268 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,600 You're one of those John Krasinski guys, this shirt off, 1269 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,080 and you're just like. It's not gay, I just like his 1270 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:33,680 body sexual. I.