1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:05,200 Oh, no more. The government found us. 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,039 Run quick. Get the peanut butter off me. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,160 Craig, what are you doing? I got it. 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:19,600 Oh God, that's my fight. Oh no, that's going to be in the 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:28,320 final recording. That's not peanut butter. 6 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,440 That's not peanut butter he's watching on my butt. 7 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:38,200 He went offsides. Five different penalty. 8 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,920 You're in the happy trail. It's just faster if I keep going 9 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,640 around the horn. Repeat first down. 10 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:54,640 It's not now. You get a field kick. 11 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:14,320 Oh man, oh Baltimore, the place where 12 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:17,160 the undead thrive in the living, will live. 13 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,320 Let's see if our brave adventurers can solve the 14 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:25,720 mystery of this fire siege, this apocalyptic takeover, this dead 15 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:33,180 brain. And welcome, welcome everyone 16 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,860 back to the main podcast featuring It's Morzine. 17 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:38,140 The bracket again, huh? You're welcome. 18 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,540 Appreciate it. Thank you for coming. 19 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:41,020 You're welcomed. Yeah, thanks. 20 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:43,340 It's good to be here. Good to be here among my. 21 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:46,060 Peers. You're here minus a Walter. 22 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:48,060 Wait, how did I get here? He. 23 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:52,813 I kidnapped you. Oh yeah, he he is at his mother 24 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,560 in law's birthday party at the moment. 25 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,640 Sending sending good vibe and love your way. 26 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:07,040 Praying, praying that the world ends tonight, because what else 27 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,120 could make a bad day worse? Oh no. 28 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,520 So go ahead and take her away, Mr. Master. 29 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,080 Now I'm taking I'm running away. Oh. 30 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,360 Andy's gone. Who unshackled him? 31 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,880 Sorry. He had him on his cage. 32 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,360 I had a hexaw in my back pocket the whole time. 33 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,320 He told me he had to do it. He told me he had to go potty so 34 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,600 I let. Eric, I told you to check his 35 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,680 prison wallet. It's not my job to check his 36 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,800 prison wallet. It is if I tell you it is. 37 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,400 Yes, it is. If you. 38 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,520 Look at paid extra for that. Title is prison wallet 39 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,080 inspector. Get in there. 40 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,560 Dang it. Two fingers pay for that. 3. 41 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,120 I mean I pay nickname. Your nickname is Gorilla 42 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,000 Fingers. Read the damn handbook. 43 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,400 Read the handbook. Come on. 44 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,560 Fingers are huge, they're really fat. 45 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,440 Oh, come on, you guys got you guys can't tell me that you guys 46 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,080 actually read the terms and services. 47 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,760 I wrote it sometimes, generally no. 48 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,560 Yeah, raw. Dog it. 49 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,320 When I see those things. I just raw dog my job. 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,760 I just look at them and I say, do I really need this? 51 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,880 Because if I need it, it doesn't matter what the terms are, I'm a 52 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,680 slave. Let's try. 53 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,480 I'm a slave to the system. Come harvest my kidney apple. 54 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,400 I hate it. I hate it here. 55 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,840 I've. Already anyway. 56 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,960 All right, so as a recap last week, you guys found Henry McCoy 57 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:34,800 with his gun and his gun found out that he he designed the 58 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,600 weapon system and using different frequencies to both 59 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:43,280 destroy and promote healing. You guys had a great time in 60 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,960 your third battle for the for the city of Chicago. 61 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,320 Not sure why anybody would honestly be fighting for the 62 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,160 city of Chicago, but. I got good hot dogs. 63 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,880 They do. They do. 64 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,560 Some bad dreams away. Yeah, there I spent most of my 65 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,840 time on the South side, so. And I blew up the aquarium on 66 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,360 accident. Yeah. 67 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,640 Oh, forgot about that. Yeah, I did too. 68 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,000 Would've worked out OK as. Well, it probably. 69 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,920 Wasn't even your fault, it's probably that slut. 70 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,640 Did Walter get swept away or something? 71 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,760 Marcus is in the corner using the bathroom. 72 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,959 He helps me wipe. I need him, Walter. 73 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,360 I'll be your, I'll be your bidet. 74 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,800 I'll, I'll get some water in my mouth, I thought. 75 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,480 It's cold, it's cold, it's cold. I thought you were just gonna 76 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:37,080 like spit. Can you like really get it up 77 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,880 there and get it really cleaned out good? 78 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:46,200 Yeah, I got to get it closer. That's called I remember. 79 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:49,120 How you touched your face. Touched your face. 80 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,120 It's OK. Just give me a napkin. 81 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,200 I'll get it. I'll get in there. 82 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,320 All right. Why don't you help? 83 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,640 Me. So you make reference to the 84 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,640 list and find out that there is a Doctor Chad. 85 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,880 No last name. You just read the list. 86 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:09,480 Giga, Chad. Just Doctor Chad looks like he 87 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,440 is. Shout out. 88 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,280 Looks like he's back to the north from where you currently 89 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,040 are. He's in the building. 90 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,600 Go to the map here. Oh, he's like 20 feet away from 91 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,640 us. He's right, right there. 92 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,360 I see him. Literally right there. 93 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:25,680 That's a mannequin side dude. Side So there's the you're at 94 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,960 the Shedd Aquarium now and you just need to head north. 95 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:31,920 Into the water, the waterfront. Back up Lakeshore Drive. 96 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:35,680 Oh, that's W that's N OK, It's north. 97 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,360 All right, Zeke, come here. I want to walk all that way. 98 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:43,000 No. You can get in the lav. 99 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:47,440 No, no. Aren't you going to drive for 100 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,120 us? No Dake. 101 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,640 Bad boy, bad boy. Go shoot in the truck. 102 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,920 Go in the truck. Sorry. 103 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,280 He's being temperamental since he got his voice. 104 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,240 I think he's. Starting his rebellious phage, 105 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,400 no. No, no. 106 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,320 So as you all are travelling down the street. 107 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,280 Peeing out the windows. Come on, you already, You 108 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,080 already peed in that corner of the aquarium. 109 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,440 I got a fall tank. You just went, Is it like a 110 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,880 territorial thing or something? Yeah. 111 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:22,640 I get a little bit of. That. 112 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,280 Yeah. And you spit. 113 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:28,200 Always is with dogs you see out in the middle of the road. 114 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,760 Of course you don't. I did not put all these at the 115 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,280 GM level and I probably should have just so it looked like the 116 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:37,040 street was empty. But all you see currently, 117 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:42,120 imagine with me, if you will, is some really hot chick out and 118 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:47,200 just just standing with her back towards you out in the middle of 119 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,480 the road. Oh, I did not. 120 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,800 There we go. I did not switch your view. 121 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:55,000 So there's where you're at, and there's this hot girl I'm. 122 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,800 Standing now, rifles winding up. My hammer's dark. 123 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,600 I don't mean I don't mean my gun. 124 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,360 My cock is hammered. My cock is hammered. 125 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:15,960 Get that thing out of here. I'm not a rooster keeper. 126 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,600 I can't drive. Now wearing a shirt. 127 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,400 Guys I feel dizzy from blood loss. 128 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,560 Blood's coming out of your nose. Oh man, so. 129 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,200 What are you? What are you guys going to do? 130 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,200 Run over. Over let's it run her over. 131 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:44,840 I have the fire truck. Mr. Master I I shoot at her with 132 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:50,640 Marcus's plasma rifle. No one is dressed like that out 133 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:55,160 in Chicago. She's not. 134 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:58,120 Obviously a mimic. A mimic. 135 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,560 I know you're scared. Let me do it. 136 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,960 I'll. Do it for you. 137 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,320 Hey guys. Mama. 138 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,160 Hey, baby. It's all about the hot girls. 139 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,800 I pick up every gun I got. I start shooting. 140 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,560 Latest No, I was just kidding before. 141 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:29,400 We had some really good roles. Hey baby, what's your name is? 142 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:32,159 Careful, Marcus, don't get too close to her, remember? 143 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,600 And I cocked my hammer back again. 144 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,200 Booties. Remember what happened last 145 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:40,760 time? OK, you're going to put another 146 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,240 hole in your head. Yeah. 147 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:47,320 Doing the thing, yeah. She doesn't say anything, but 148 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,480 she starts walking real sultry towards you. 149 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,320 Hips are swinging. All over the place. 150 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,360 Killer, killer. Already my. 151 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:59,640 Shotgun her her her chest is flopping around. 152 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,760 Guys, I don't think I've ever I'm here. 153 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,040 I take a warning shot at her feet. 154 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:13,960 No. This is the sexiest thing you 155 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:19,040 have ever seen? I'm about to be married. 156 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:28,040 I can't, yeah, literally beat my 19th. 157 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,880 So you you look over and Jolene. Jolene is even drooling. 158 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,040 What? Jolene is even drooling. 159 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,440 While she can make it work. Hey baby, get in my van. 160 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,640 Come here, little Kitty. On my lap here, kids. 161 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,760 She comes. She comes walking up to you, 162 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:48,040 Marcus, and yeah, she she kind of puts her arms around you. 163 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,040 And. And looks deeply into your eyes. 164 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:54,600 I haven't had a hug in so long. She's going to suck something. 165 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,040 Feel. Alive she she reaches to to give 166 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,800 you an embrace. Marcus, don't. 167 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:06,040 And her hand slips, slips back and and cups your buttocks. 168 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,800 Oh, that's. Good. 169 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:10,840 She How are Zeke? How are Zeke? 170 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,920 And Stripey reacting. Yeah, that's what. 171 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:18,680 They got a little red. Ha, Zeke is the Zeke is the 172 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,240 zombie hunter, right? Yep. 173 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:26,680 Yeah, Zeke is losing his mind. He's indicating she's a zombie. 174 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,240 I should have it with my gun. I'll go for it though. 175 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:34,920 For myself, I roll the three. I'm pretty entranced. 176 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,000 I'm gonna shoot her again. What the Dang it. 177 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,280 She's she's reaching for your Cortana. 178 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,480 She didn't get it. When she's getting close though, 179 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,880 Zeke automatically attacks. Yep, I'll just roll an attack 180 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,200 for him. Yep, do it. 13. 181 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,480 What's he doing? At least let's see what the 182 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,040 thing I just read about the what's it called? 183 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:02,040 I just saw it, he can do a like a knock a knock down attack. 184 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:08,360 OK, where he like like jumps off of her and bounces off of her 185 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,000 and knocks her down. Yeah, well, he lands on and. 186 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,120 He kind of like drop kicks. Not tangled, but he's not. 187 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,480 He knocks her down for sure, pounces on her. 188 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:22,000 It's a pounce attack. Is that is that in with the your 189 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,440 character, your OCC? Yeah, description. 190 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,120 It's a it's a dog action. So I'm gonna so because I just 191 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,360 had a revelation that it's a female zombie, I'm gonna hide 192 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:37,520 behind Jolie's leg. No, by the way, I did. 193 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,600 Peek around him like a shy child. 194 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,000 I did roll at 15 to 2. OK. 195 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,000 Now that she's on the ground, probably take her head off. 196 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,400 Do it. I'm fine. 197 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,480 He's fine. Me. 198 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,600 Roll your dammit. She's pretty hot though. 199 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:55,200 She's fine. Wood five die five die 6 + 3. 19 200 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,800 So you put a, you put a hole in her. 201 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,600 You're gonna put three on damage, by the way. 202 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,120 Yeah, you put a, you put a real big hole in her. 203 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,720 She's not not doing well. She's riding around on the 204 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,320 ground, not able to get up. He's choosing, really. 205 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,400 Stomp on her. Kick her in the nuts. 206 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,960 I'll kiss her passionately. Kick her in the nuts. 207 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:21,400 Go stomp on her, kick her in the balls, give her the old Dick. 208 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,520 He definitely does not have them. 209 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,600 Still try it. It's 2013, isn't it? 210 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:35,720 2013, I think we're a little past that. 211 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,920 Numbers and stuff. I was never good at geography. 212 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,120 So you are you going to kiss her? 213 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:48,600 Joey, I'm. Going to get down. 214 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,920 Zeke is on top of her mark. Marcus no. 215 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,800 No. Idiot. 216 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:02,400 Zombie idiot. She's a zombie idiot. 217 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,760 Why? She's a zombie? 218 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,960 What? What retard? 219 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,880 Retard. Retard. 220 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,560 Why do I? Fall. 221 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,520 He listens to Zeke and he falls back and she's just young. 222 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,040 She was puckering up. He. 223 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,560 Was trying to have sleep with. Her a quick pack. 224 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,440 She wants you for your seed and your jokes working. 225 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,640 For your body. I'm about ready to give it to 226 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,440 her. No, no, my robe is open. 227 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:38,320 He's free balling it. She's reaching up and she's 228 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,520 she's like she's got the pleading eyes and her lips are 229 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:45,360 like semi parted like she's like she's ready for a kiss. 230 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,680 She's got a She also has a giant bowler hole in her head. 231 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,120 Holy crap. 44 long through her head. 232 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,560 I'm gonna take her top. What? 233 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,040 Steal it off of her when I roll the five. 234 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,000 And I roll the five. And you? 235 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,160 It didn't come loose. I'm going to walk up with my 236 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,160 shotgun and just put her down. I look at her. 237 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,280 Here. I look at her and I cock my head 238 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,040 and I say we all could have lived together. 239 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,560 There are no rules man, we're lost. 240 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,720 We're. Lost. 241 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,200 I do empty damage straight to your. 242 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:30,400 Face and I, I might have been like the guy in what is it, 243 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,800 Range? Range 53 here, 15. 244 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,480 That's it. Yeah. 245 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,880 And it was a #59 Yeah, I might be like the guy at the end with 246 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,120 the waitress. Yeah, I'll do. 247 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,480 Her. So I turn her head in. 248 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,400 I turn her head into a red paste. 249 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,200 Oh yeah, she's gone. Nothing but a hot body left, I 250 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,960 mean. You can have her now I guess. 251 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:56,000 OK. Where's the peanut butter head? 252 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,720 I don't need it. Tea. 253 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,880 Look away, don't look at me. Or look at me. 254 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:05,240 Look correctly at me. Stop. 255 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:06,760 No. Stop, drop. 256 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:11,320 No, stop. This is wrong. 257 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,320 Yeah, you know, I did felt I did feel wrong. 258 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,120 It's too easy. Striking joins me. 259 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,560 Easy. Part of me thinks just what she 260 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:24,120 would have wanted, you know? I mean, probably. 261 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,520 I was trying to crack you off. Yeah, maybe later. 262 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,680 Before we take off, I'm going to use my my planty. 263 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,560 To eat the to eat her. I'm not. 264 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:37,040 I'm never. Oh yes, absolutely delicious. 265 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:43,600 So as you do that as you do that your plant your your your gun 266 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,440 now has lipstick on it. I. 267 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,680 Get breasts. And it smells. 268 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,160 Breasts. It smells, yes, there are. 269 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:55,320 There are little little nubs now and it smells like a, like a, 270 00:15:55,480 --> 00:16:01,280 like a, like a pear scented like real sweet tropical pear scented 271 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,440 like. It's just a really pretty smell 272 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,200 coming from it. Nice. 273 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,720 Pretty. Yeah, made it. 274 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,560 Made it pretty. What the hell? 275 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,920 I'll be honest with you, I thought I was gonna get like 276 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,920 hours or something, you know? But. 277 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,320 Your. Arm Does your arm have breasts 278 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:26,080 now? Itty bitty titty committee. 279 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,640 It is. It is pretty hot looking. 280 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:33,680 It's not as hot as she was, but. Now is the time where I cut this 281 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,000 thing off, I'll be honest with you. 282 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,000 Let me find it five more. Seconds looking at it with some 283 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,760 peanut butter, you know. Why is there a hole in that 284 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,640 peanut butter jar? Because I bang it. 285 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:51,680 I'm looking at my penis. We all know I've ran out of the 286 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,600 craney peanut butter and now it's crunchy. 287 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:58,720 Not as good, not as good, harsh, A harsh texture. 288 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:04,920 I have a rash anyway. I'm dying. 289 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,560 Freak. Oh yeah, freak. 290 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:17,240 Put the peanut butter away, Dad. Oh man. 291 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,880 No, right? Now, Dad. 292 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:20,839 Go away. What's? 293 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,280 That in the What's that in the distance? 294 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,800 All right, so in so in front of you, there's a guy, Excuse me, 295 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,800 there's a gentleman with four big huge zombies behind you. 296 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:34,680 I did not have the time to do this properly, but they are four 297 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:39,600 members from the Chicago Bears team football team and they are 298 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:44,320 literally following him around and seem to be his pets. 299 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,200 They're not on leash or anything like that. 300 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,840 That's really sports and we don't care. 301 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,840 Who knows? Is that Brian Urlacher? 302 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,280 Huh. Look at one of the big zombies. 303 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:58,480 Is that Brian Urlacher? So they are if you if you look 304 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,600 through a pair of binoculars, you will see that it's Williams, 305 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,320 Loveland, Bookman and Sweat. Oh, I thought for sure that that 306 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:09,200 was Seawell, Edmonds, Edwards and Hippolyte the second. 307 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,440 No, it's Montez Sweat. Oh, OK. 308 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,040 All right. Or sweet. 309 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,720 Might be sweat, might be sweet. I don't know how he tastes, but 310 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:23,520 I'm going to kill him. But the the gentleman in front 311 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:29,640 he he gives this grand wave as if to very dramatically say 312 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,600 hello. William. 313 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:36,120 Wait, my name is Shawn Lawyer. OK, Caleb Williams. 314 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,240 No Shawn. Shawn Lawyer. 315 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,920 You're the quarterback for the Bears. 316 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,560 Can you sign? Anyway, no, these are the guys 317 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,640 behind me from the Bears. I. 318 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,680 You sign up my jersey. Oh, well, I mean, if you're 319 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,440 going to put it that way. Wait, no, I'm not gay. 320 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,720 You. Sure. 321 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:58,920 Anyway, for months I've been training these guys to follow me 322 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:03,000 and do what I tell them to do. So you guys need to clear out of 323 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,640 here. No, no, you need to give me 324 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,440 money. No, give me your weapons. 325 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,800 No, I need food. Give me food or my guys are 326 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,480 going to attack you and destroy you. 327 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:20,240 I've got a plus. Yeah, we got food for. 328 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:26,040 Order strike. Yeah, you shot him, Yeah, with a 329 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,560 nine Well, plus 4 because you. Got a + 4 strike. 330 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:34,120 Yeah, yeah, For zombies, yeah, you get like +3 or +4 just for 331 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,720 the zombies. And then what? 332 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,520 Did you shoot any of food? Yeah, I've got my, my what to 333 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:43,360 call it? Hold on, it's my Colt 1860 Army 334 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,880 rifle or Army? Yeah. 335 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,440 So that's. So that's +5. 336 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,320 All right. Yeah, you hit him. 337 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,160 I got AI got a + 3 to start +3 to damage. 338 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,280 Well, it's a 5 by 6 + 3 and then I have a three on top of that 339 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,800 for damage. So that's oh plus 3 so. 17/20/20 340 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:08,920 So you knock him back and with that you shall do the initiative 341 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,560 thingy. I do a really cool like. 342 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,440 Oh yeah, absolutely you should. You Hawks a loogie on him. 343 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,960 Fight theatrics with theatrics. This guy was like way over the 344 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,000 top. A nipple. 345 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,520 Yeah, I mean, it could be chafe. Calm down, babe. 346 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,840 OK, OK, so so let's roll for an issue. 347 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:44,710 All right, So you see some zombies emerge from the water to 348 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:49,750 the North East of your position. These guys start moving towards 349 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,790 you. This guy's coming in hot. 350 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:56,800 He's ticked off and you've got a really slow moving group over 351 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,200 here to your West. Wait, Brad's here. 352 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,320 He feels oh great. Oh great, I. 353 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,000 Got to save him again. He comes, he comes riding up 354 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,920 behind this group to the West, and he's just he's just hooting 355 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,960 and hollering and he's he's he sounds like he's ready to have a 356 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,120 great time. Yay. 357 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:25,120 All right, Cletus, what you doing? 358 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:29,280 Boy, well, I'm going to go down Lakeshore Drive a little bit 359 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,240 longer in my fire truck, and I'm going to smack this fool with 360 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:38,640 Dick Cheney. All right, 15 with a + 3 to 361 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,760 strike. The big zombie like out the 362 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,520 window. Yeah, I'm like hanging out the 363 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,800 window, Yeah. Go and get it with them. 364 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,760 With them being Bears players, that's probably not good. 365 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,720 You know. Well, you know, there's a 366 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,560 certain percentage. Of the league that's. 367 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,720 You know. Oh, I get it. 368 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,080 Because they're black. Of ethnic percent and me 369 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,000 whipping a chain at them, you know, and saying oh. 370 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,400 Yeah. Yeah, probably shouldn't do 371 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,320 that. My bad. 372 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,960 So you didn't whip it at? Those concentrations are no 373 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,320 longer around. Yeah, you swung it at him. 374 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,320 You didn't like crack it. You swung it at him. 375 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,240 You're not a cracker. No, no, no, no, no. 376 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,520 No, no, no. Well, he is, but. 377 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,640 It's well. Yeah, he's a swinger. 378 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,120 I knew it. Yeah. 379 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,000 I'm a swinger. Yeah. 380 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,680 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's a swinger. 381 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,400 Upset how we do it. Hey, what can I say? 382 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,040 Jolene, I'm looking at you. That's my. 383 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,600 Fiance I. Knew it. 384 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,600 I knew it, he closeted. Was in love with her. 385 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:42,360 I'm going to kill someone. So I wrote the four mega damage. 386 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:48,080 I have a + 3 to damage as well so it's 7 mega damage. 4003 387 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,640 damage. Yeah, you you slice them in, you 388 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,600 slice them in half. I want it. 389 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,800 I want to flavor it like I snapped the whip it or not the 390 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,960 whip the Jane. Sorry. 391 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,960 And it touches him and then he he just disappears from this 392 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,200 point of existence. Yeah, I like. 393 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,400 It like it's like when you get like a critical hit and fall out 394 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,520 with a laser weapon. They just. 395 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,600 Yep. I just got to I stopped. 396 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,160 I break the truck. I'm like, whoa, what happened? 397 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:18,600 What happened? I wasn't even how worst. 398 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,120 I have magical powers. You're. 399 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,160 Next. Yeah, Shawn has really ticked 400 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,040 off he's he's losing his mind right now. 401 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,200 There's. Bigger party. 402 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,400 He just killed his pets. All right, Marcus. 403 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,480 Come on, Marcus. Marcus, here I go, Here I go, 404 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,960 Here I go again. What's my weakness? 405 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:45,200 Feeling I got to feel. I'm going to move up right next 406 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:50,120 to Claytus in the fire truck, you know, give him the the pull 407 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,240 on the chain like honk the horn motion. 408 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,840 Yeah. And then they'll fire their 409 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,840 fragmentation rounds from the top of the LAV. 410 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,560 Oh, OK, OK, wait, what? Yeah. 411 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:10,280 Four die forward by die by 10. Four Die 4 * 10. 18 * 12. 412 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,880 AOE. It's a 20 foot diameter. 413 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,920 Roll for it. So. 20 foot is. 414 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,760 This probably isn't actually 20 feet. 415 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,000 I'll hit as many of them as I can up ahead. 416 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,120 Yeah, yeah. Mostly in the road, yeah. 417 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,840 So it's an AOE. Do I still need to roll 418 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,120 accuracy? Yeah, let's see how you see, 419 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,840 yeah. That's not the thing that I 420 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,720 wanted. That's. 421 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,320 That one. I don't like that. 422 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,520 Well, Dang, so you, you probably hit a bump in the road or 423 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:44,960 something and it kind of, I mean, it's a one I should have 424 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,680 it missed entirely. But so you have it, you have it 425 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,320 land. It's it's flavored in such a way 426 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,680 where somebody how did he get spun around? 427 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,680 Do you do a little bit of damage to him with the with the 428 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,120 fragmentation portion of the grenades? 429 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,000 But it's it's pretty negligible. That was that was a really hard 430 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,720 mess thing. Yeah. 431 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,680 That that one sucks. A lot. 432 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,360 Sorry everyone. Dang it, that was like a Cletus 433 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,040 roll or not Cletus. I'm sorry Cletus, I meant to say 434 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,640 a Brad. That is a Brad rule. 435 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,520 My apologizes. Brad. 436 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,000 I'm going to have. What's his name? 437 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,120 Tackle do anything. Tackle the main guy, Zeke. 438 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,200 He's already been shot. He's weak. 439 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,040 He's going to bite at him with his fibril teeth. 440 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:34,920 All right, Dick, What's he? So what is he biting? 441 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,520 I think he just said it. His penis. 442 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,640 Neck. He's no, he's biting the top of 443 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:44,960 his cranium. The brain case. 444 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,200 So. People that don't know, that's 445 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,800 the top of your head. 6.6 I understand. 446 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,520 Is that how much it is? Yeah. 447 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,400 What for his bike damage? I thought it was 2.40. 64670. 448 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,760 Is it that much? Well, some measly 46, yeah. 449 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:11,360 Yeah, so I mean, so he. Breaks to the Dome. 450 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,320 He crushes his head. I mean, just. 451 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,200 Oh yeah, he's just a mess. I'll keep stripy. 452 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,720 Wow, okay, bowsers. Okay, Wallace. 453 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:29,760 Yeah, I'm going to pop out of the Hatch with my mini plasma 454 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,960 missile launcher and I'm going to aim at the two big boys over 455 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,720 here, Caleb Williams and Mr. Sweat. 456 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,160 All right. And then. 457 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,760 Don't roll A1. I'm going to shoot them. 458 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,400 Do it. Oh yeah, yeah, roll that damage. 459 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:48,280 It's one die 6 * 10 with a 15 foot radius. 460 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,200 Yep, you'll get both of them, sure. 461 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,200 Oh yeah, 40 mega damage. Gone and gone. 462 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,800 Yeah, I get the experience points to clean us. 463 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:02,000 I don't want. It an ethereal blow flows from 464 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,120 my hand and it directly goes into his eyes. 465 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,120 Images of my chastity belt flashes before his eyes. 466 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:20,760 I'm hard again. Me too. 467 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,840 All right, so Brad's going to Brad's going to zip through 468 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:30,560 this, this crowd of zombies, and he's going to be swinging and 469 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,600 picking. He doesn't really do much of 470 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,120 anything once again. Of course he doesn't. 471 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,200 Yeah, it's kind of par for the course at this point, but this 472 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,840 poor guy. Yeah, because he rolled pretty 473 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,240 low on that one. I mean, he did. 474 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,080 He hit them like he's hitting them. 475 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,400 He's just not hitting them. Well, he's getting better, 476 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,880 though. Again, this is just a guy that 477 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,360 works at Ford, you know it's. OK, Brad. 478 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,440 Brad. Brad. 479 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,880 Brad. Brad. 480 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,480 Dad, Dad. Dad. 481 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,640 Dad. Daddy. 482 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,160 Dad. Daddy. 483 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,400 Ashley. Ashley. 484 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,080 Yeah. Ashley. 485 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,280 Ashley. Ashley. 486 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,080 Ashley, Ashley. I can't say. 487 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,480 It I can't speak word. Brad. 488 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,920 Well, Jolene got your stance and firmly plants her feet. 489 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,720 Hold on. Fires her gun? 490 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,720 Nope. You rolled an 18, baby. 491 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,800 Whoa, she did it. Whoa. 492 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,800 Yeah, she's kind of hot. And I think that's can't 493 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,760 remember that street I6 you have Z. 494 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,280 My hands are only on myself. Street. 495 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,880 I wish they were on me. My body, My choice. 496 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,280 What? Your body, My choice, She. 497 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,760 Does she does a considerable amount of damage. 498 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,040 She she takes out twenty of these guys with the with their 499 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,440 shot. Gang Boy. 500 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,520 I stand on top of the the fire truck and I like wave her down 501 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,800 like hey zoom into me, zoom in, look at me. 502 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,040 She she zooms in. I just roll her hide. 503 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,760 I get back. You're trying hard to impress 504 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:05,920 Cletus. Wow. 505 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,200 Good job you did something for the first time in six months. 506 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,800 And she she winks at you, and then she flips you all. 507 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:19,000 I screw up all over myself. I flash her with my robe on 508 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,720 accident and then become embarrassed. 509 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,400 And then she looks at you and goes EW. 510 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,720 You think she's on my wing? Aw, she definitely. 511 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,120 I just pop out of the Hatch and I just give her a wave. 512 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,360 Hi sweetie. Hi. 513 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,680 Good job. Coward of the Zombies. 514 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,280 Over my pink. Dress. 515 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,360 Oh, I forgot. I forgot you. 516 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:47,520 Please. You know what it reminds me of? 517 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,720 Reminds me of Ace Ventura, you know? 518 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,440 Oh, all right. The zombies are swinging it at 519 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,400 Brad Ashley. They don't do any damage to him. 520 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,320 Wow. His muscles protected him. 521 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,840 They did. Oh wow, he's. 522 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:05,920 Right. He's. 523 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:12,920 Bradded bradded dash Ash. And these, these these three 524 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,160 groups are moving in off the beach. 525 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,920 This guy over here, he's going to swipe at Zeke. 526 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,200 Big boy. Hey, hands off. 527 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,680 And he so he he grabs him and picks him up. 528 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:35,760 Ow ow. Ow and then throws him he throws 529 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,960 him and he lands over here and he took one damage he. 530 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,400 Rolls on the ground violently and gets up like nothing 531 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,920 happened. Oh, you throw him in the every 532 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,840 dog. He threw him into the sand pit 533 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,360 of the golf course. Yeah. 534 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,720 That's perfect. You OK buddy? 535 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:59,760 Don't talk to me. I love you, son. 536 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,800 All right, I drive up. I drive up my fire truck up to 537 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,360 this guy. I came with my whip, I mean my 538 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:16,640 chain 4. Dang it, 2025 is different, 539 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,120 meaning the crack now. Yeah. 540 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:21,680 Yeah, I know. What it means I'm? 541 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,800 Going to crack up. OK, well, never mind. 542 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:31,160 Didn't do anything. What's that now? 543 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,800 Sugar pie? I can't do nothing. 544 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,240 Oh, don't say that, Jolie, That's a boring taste. 545 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:44,960 Don't lie. Yes, darling, I. 546 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,320 Just want you to know what crack you with this chain. 547 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,680 Oh, I know you will. That's gross. 548 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,720 I have everyone. Flirting with my fiance. 549 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,680 I'm not I. Thought it would. 550 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Why is she flirting back? I don't have a ring on my 551 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,120 finger, darling. You should be alarmed. 552 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:07,080 I'd give you a ring pop. It's not the same thing. 553 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:11,440 Everything all right? I'm doing stuff now. 554 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,520 Stuff. Right next to big boy, big 555 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,920 football boy drive real slow. Then he pays attention to me 556 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,880 because I want I want people to look at me and then I pop from 557 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:31,320 the the the Hatch and I stood at him with my AA12 unload stop it 558 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,640 move. I'm gonna move. 559 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,640 I'm trying to do it. I'm. 560 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,960 Trying. To pop and. 561 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,480 Shoot him fight. Let me move. 562 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,520 God, I got pointing anything at me. 563 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,560 Put your rollback on. Nude. 564 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,800 Fully nude. Guys, I threw up on my. 565 00:32:48,800 --> 00:33:04,840 Drag I got. 15I throwed up with my Oh my God 46 Do I get a bonus 566 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,240 when I'm doing a round burst? Pretty sure it was like if you 567 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,920 do a three round it's like 1D6 or two D 6 * 10. 568 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,320 Is that what it was? I think so. 569 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,720 What? That's six to six. 570 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,760 That's not what I want. Pretty sure it was like that, 571 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,000 right? Yeah, I think it's something 572 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,440 like that. I think it's like a three round 573 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,680 burst. My 6.6 I got 19. 574 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:30,840 Yeah, so you knock this guy back the way he's even as big as he 575 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:35,360 is, and then he believes. Are these worth more experience? 576 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,480 No, they're still they're so they're beefier. 577 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,440 They have, they have, they have more hit points, SD, stuff like 578 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,640 that, But they're not, they're not anything too terribly 579 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,400 special a little bit, but not, you know, be called a zombie 580 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,440 juggernaut. They're not anything super 581 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,000 impressive. I'm not impressed. 582 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240 Fair enough. All right, what about the pups? 583 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:10,480 Z go help out, I'm on it. Shut up, I know what you're 584 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,880 going to say. You just dive into them and 585 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,760 attack one of them. This is a whole group is. 586 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,159 He going to bite them, yes. All right, ideally. 587 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,120 Roll that, Roll for, roll for actors. 588 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:25,320 Roll the five. Oh well, Dang it. 589 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,040 Nope. He he bit something but it 590 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,880 didn't threw him. He took a hand off. 591 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,280 Now the question is, would he? Would he chew on it for a while? 592 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,280 Yeah, probably. All right. 593 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,600 No, no, no, no. Swallows it. 594 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:45,560 Stripey, Stripey, stripey. Be a good boy. 595 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,400 He's gonna entangle one of the zombies. 596 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,679 All right? So, so that Brad, Brad, Brad 597 00:34:53,679 --> 00:34:57,680 badly can hit him. Make it easier, all right. 598 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:03,320 Yeah, I always forget if that's a, get a + 4 to entangle 7. 599 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,560 Yeah, OK, that'll be he knocked the zombie to the ground and got 600 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,880 him. All All right, Wallace. 601 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:18,800 Yeah, considering that I don't want to get close to Marcus when 602 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,480 his robe is open and he's that literally all I see is his lower 603 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:27,720 half outside of the Hatch. Inside I just see like, like 604 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,080 pajama slippers and then like an open robe and they're just 605 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,800 dangling. Snacking in the face. 606 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,000 Yeah, it's like swinging around and stuff and so I'm just going 607 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,600 to get on the the 30mm. Probably a good idea trying to 608 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,360 bite it. 30mm. I mean it's. 609 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,360 Huge. That feels like peanut butter. 610 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,560 And I'm going to start firing at the group of zombies coming from 611 00:35:54,560 --> 00:36:02,840 the beach. 20 Not all. 9. Good real damage for it 30. 612 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:06,640 Mil it's two D 6 * 10 + 10. Plus ten. 613 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:15,120 Yeah, it's SO/R. Two D 6 * 10 + 10 Ah man. 614 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,800 Hey, guys. Wow. 615 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,120 Hey, guys. Dang it. 616 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,960 Oh, plus, OK, I was like, how did you get 30 then? 617 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,760 So you, that wasn't the greatest of roles, but you, you took out 618 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,840 five of them. Two, yeah, 250. 619 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,360 I keep getting distracted. Marcus, stop swinging it. 620 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,440 Sorry, I got to reload. Why are you? 621 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,520 Why are you trying to like tap dance? 622 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,400 I just. Trying to stand up, stop 623 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,800 dancing. This thing is still. 624 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,400 Moving it's coasting right now it. 625 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,600 Was a bump back there. You don't understand. 626 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,880 My Dexterity is taking a hit. A bump. 627 00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:01,600 So the big Brad actually is going to Turner, he's going to 628 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,400 do a UE and he's going to spin back through the crowd and he's 629 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,360 going to, he's going to do what he normally does and just fail 630 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,720 horribly. He can't roll for prep. 631 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,040 One of them's entangled. That one's for you. 632 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,040 Yeah, and and he's still missed. He didn't. 633 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,080 He didn't see it. That makes sense. 634 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,840 Good tracks. He just works in. 635 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,040 Hard plant guys. Right. 636 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,040 Not his fault. Jolene does much better. 637 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,200 That's. Jolene. 638 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,920 That's 32. Oh my 32. 639 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,920 Goodness. 11. So she stretched, she shredded 640 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,200 another, another 20 zombies there's. 1020 Zombies. 641 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,920 And she looks over at you pletus, and winks again, kind of 642 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,880 licks her lips. I throw up all myself again. 643 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,880 Don't you call my friend? I know that means he likes me. 644 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:56,040 I'll kill you where you stand. I guess I'm going to blow us up 645 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,960 in the with this mini plasma launcher. 646 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:06,360 So the zombie that Stripey is holding down, he throws Stripey 647 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,240 off of him. He is in the process of trying 648 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,240 to get up. That group of same group of 649 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:17,240 zombies swipes at Brad. He's got like 3 or 4 of them on 650 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:20,480 top of him to do a considerable amount of damage to him. 651 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,880 Why are we rolling like snake eyes and stuff and they get like 652 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,200 almost Max rolls? What's going on? 653 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,800 Yeah, I don't know. The die, the digital dice are 654 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,240 weighted. They must be for the zombies in 655 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,680 this, in this sense, these guys here, they're going to continue 656 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,000 to move forward that it's their turn. 657 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,040 There are no other zombies and that's the end of the zombies 658 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,560 turns for this melee round. You guys can pretty much do 659 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,360 whatever you want now. That means I got 2 free attacks. 660 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:56,720 Pretty much all right, Cletus. My bump is all over me. 661 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,920 I'll take that dress off and keep going. 662 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:06,720 I'll. Be naked then, All right, I'll 663 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,560 drive under the beach and I'll start smacking the top and make 664 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,640 my whip. With. 665 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,280 My WHIP. I'm in my team. 666 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:21,040 Sorry, my team. It's kind of a kind of whip, 667 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,320 really. Cletus, you don't have to worry. 668 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,880 They came out of the water. Oh, Oh yeah, they're white. 669 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,600 It's fun. Boats from Africa. 670 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:35,320 Wow. I don't think you're allowed to 671 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,520 say that. What are you staying? 672 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:43,040 I got a plus ported strike so that's 181-D6. 673 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,080 Wow, one. OK. 674 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:50,120 I just want to say that that's the that's the six D6 rolled by 675 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,440 US players in a row. That's only been ones. 676 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,800 There's been a lot of those. Yeah, this is screaming the oil 677 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:02,640 field all over again. Yeah, yeah, you swing 3. 678 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,240 Yeah, let's do 15. You took out 15 of them. 679 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,880 Yay. Running them over and hitting 680 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,640 them with your chain. How many X piece is that? 681 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,880 50 a piece, 700, so that's 71050. 682 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,200 Yep. That's a lot of X penis plus the 683 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,840 other one I took out. So it's 800. 684 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,160 I got, you know, almost there to level it up. 685 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,600 I'll give you my experience points. 686 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,040 That's going in my eyes. I keep throwing up. 687 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:39,160 That's probably why. I mean you and that Aunt Jolene 688 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,280 over there that had sex with zombies and. 689 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,000 Virgins I didn't have sex with no zombie, you idiot. 690 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,160 To be fair, I was going to have sex with those that's. 691 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,400 Fine though, you're a man. They're pretty convincing. 692 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,360 Yeah, that's true. You're not getting it pregnant. 693 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,480 No. Well, because I got snipped on 694 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:55,920 it. Yeah. 695 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,440 Well, yeah, yeah. She's trying to poke. 696 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,720 You're circumcised. What? 697 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,360 Snip, snap, snip, snap. You said you were snipped. 698 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,600 You've seen my pecker. You don't have tests. 699 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,120 They're hanging out in front of me right now, right there. 700 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,240 I gotta. Explain this to you later. 701 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,320 That's shooting blank. Yeah, didn't you see? 702 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,360 There's two small incisions on the side of my sack. 703 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,400 Yeah, look closely. Look at this. 704 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,120 Oh, there they are. That's weird. 705 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,280 I'm getting hard anyway. What's that? 706 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,480 What's that? Latest even go again. 707 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,280 I don't have any more attacks bud. 708 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,040 That's true, man. Yeah. 709 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,640 Go again, buddy. Love you. 710 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:40,560 Are you doing the same thing it? Was Ghana but I did a six plus 711 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,280 forwarded strike so it's only 10. 712 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,360 You know, you unroll your damage. 713 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,040 I mean, you're, you're driving through them. 714 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,960 Take it as a one that it is. Geez. 715 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,360 Another now going on the D6 all. Right. 716 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,080 Well, another 5. Holy crap. 717 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,280 Yeah, get out all the bad ones. All right, Marcus. 718 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,640 Hello, Mark Marcus. I'm driving onto the beach, 719 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,680 running over there, his first pack of zombies. 720 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,240 I'm popping from the Hatch. I'm putting my robe back on. 721 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,440 I'm shooting into the crowd in front of me with my plasma rifle 722 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,200 plus. Two. 723 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,840 OK, where are you damaged? Really. 724 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,560 I'm sick and you're shooting into a crowd of like 30 of them. 725 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,280 It's going to be hard. You're going to hit something. 726 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,400 Yeah, 15. Mega damage. 727 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,240 Mega damage, yeah. All right, you took out, let's 728 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,040 do 8. I got 8 of them. 729 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:38,240 I'm doing anything over some same role. 20. 730 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,720 Mega damage, all right? Took out nine of them. 731 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,320 And give Cletus my experience points. 732 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,000 I don't need it. And then I feel like there's a 733 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,320 dog in the premises, so I gotta get, I gotta get a leash from 734 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,120 the back. So there's a dog here. 735 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,640 And then, and then I and then I get out from the lab and I have 736 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,000 an empty leash in my hand and I just say. 737 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:10,040 Princess, Princess, Princess, Princess. 738 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,880 Stop. What are you doing? 739 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:18,400 Princess, come to daddy. I think Marvel is lost it. 740 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:29,200 And. Then the dogs are going to RIP 741 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,000 into the crowd in front of Brad and. 742 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,920 Dad in front. Of daddy Ashley. 743 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,000 Daddy Ashley. You know Slash with his vibrant 744 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,760 teeth twice 22? Wait that's 2.201413. 745 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,440 I think he gets 2 attacks still well. 746 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:55,800 Yeah, I guess so, yeah. 17 mega damage. 20 mega damage. 747 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,160 He's ripping a tan. Brad. 748 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,680 You thought Brad took out some of those zombies, didn't he in 749 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,080 the beginning? I don't know if he ever did. 750 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,400 Probably he didn't. Probably didn't do anything. 751 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:10,040 Or two. All right, well, there's 22 dead 752 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,960 zombies according to Z or thanks to Z. 753 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,320 OK. And then Stripey just hears 754 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,960 Marcus yelling Princess, you just fix this up. 755 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,560 And doesn't do anything. He's he's cocking his head at 756 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,560 you. Princess. 757 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,320 What is this bit? I don't know what this bit is. 758 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:37,520 I. Don't think he knows. 759 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,760 That's what makes it even better. 760 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,440 I'm looking for a Princess, right? 761 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:48,600 Yeah. All right, Wallace, all right. 762 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,200 Yeah. I'm going to shoe. 763 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,320 Oh wait, Marcus isn't in the Hatch anymore. 764 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,920 I mean he just jumped out of screen. 765 00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:03,680 I'm going to. Poke out of the poke out of the 766 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:07,640 Hatch, look at these two groups of zombies and fire my plasma 767 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,800 missile launcher missile. Launcher, Are we just making 768 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:17,000 stuff up? No, Dang it, I wrote a six. 769 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,760 Then Dang it, that's. What I said. 770 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,040 So yeah, you didn't get anywhere with that one. 771 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,600 Dang it. Even with the AOE. 772 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,120 Oh, what were you shooting? I. 773 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,560 Was shooting like right in between these two groups right 774 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:31,600 here. Oh, with the grenade. 775 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,840 With the with my plasma mini missile launcher. 776 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,680 Oh, my, apologizes, all right. Yeah, Yeah. 777 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,520 You hit a little off course probably like over here in the 778 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,840 water somewhere. What? 779 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:47,240 Go ahead and real your damage. One D 6 * 10 mega damage 50 mega 780 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:47,960 damage. Wow. 781 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,400 OK, OK. I posted the YouTube link of the 782 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:56,920 bit that I'm doing. Oh nice, I can't wait to. 783 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,920 Watch oh Infraprint. I know this. 784 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:03,160 Dude. He does the he does the really 785 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:08,360 funny, like elevator stuff. Salvation public or just screams 786 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:13,160 for instance. Yeah. 787 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:19,720 So good. I took out that whole group. 788 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,040 Heck yeah. Yeah, there was only 10 left in 789 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,800 that group. That's 500 XP. 790 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,000 Yep, Yep. Yep. 791 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,200 Yep, Yep, Yep. Then I'm going to give to. 792 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:36,280 Cleaners, you want it OK on it. And then after that, I noticed 793 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,680 that I got to reload my missile launcher, so I'm going to I'm 794 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:46,840 going to Stow that away and fire into the crowd with my MP-75 795 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,560 round burst. You have an MP, Sorry. 796 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,320 Yeah, I got an MP7. I only use it on special 797 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,400 occasions. Black tiements. 798 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,600 Old 18 yeah sweet. All that damage, it's a. 799 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:07,600 Princess. 5 D 6 + 118 damage. All right, you took out and it's 800 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,200 which, which group are you shooting at, by the way? 801 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,520 Oh, I'm sorry, this bottom. One. 802 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,480 OK. I kind of thought so. 803 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,920 Yeah. OK. 804 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,600 Yeah. You took out another. 805 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,640 That's not a lot of damage. Let's. 806 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,680 You took out eight of them. All right, It's Brad. 807 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,800 Dad. Dad's turn. 808 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,680 Brad, Dad. Dad, So Brad's going to. 809 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,880 Brad's going to take off down the road, No? 810 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,760 Coward. He's doing a U-turn and he's 811 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,640 trying to get to go through him faster. 812 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:42,200 He is going crazy amounts of speed as he whips through him. 813 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,760 He's going to die. Barely holds his motorcycle up 814 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:51,360 right about right and. 11 He. Did he did this time? 815 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,760 Let's see, he took out, he took out three zombies this time. 816 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,040 But tell you, Marcus, never meet your heroes. 817 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,280 Never meet your hero. Mine's Kevin Bacon. 818 00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,160 Don't meet him. What's? 819 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,640 Going to happen. He probably doesn't taste like 820 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,520 bacon. You're kidding me. 821 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,440 Don't lie to me like that. Yes, he does. 822 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:20,040 I know we guys, Jolene's going to shoot very carefully at this 823 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,600 group over here. But. 824 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,840 Hopefully she doesn't miss. All right, sweet. 825 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:30,520 The fire truck blows up. Well, I mean, you know, there, 826 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,040 there was a possibility of that. I would have walked over to her 827 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,480 and start hacking at her legs with my chain. 828 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,680 I would have started humping her. 829 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,640 She's in a robot, dude. It's fine. 830 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,280 Don't give me don't. Give me out another. 831 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,120 She took another 15. The full bottom of the. 832 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,880 Zombies don't have an attack. All right, Cletus. 833 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:56,400 Well, swing again with my chain. Eight punch. 4. 834 00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,080 That's twelve. Well, another 1-2. 835 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,160 All right, that's better than A1. 836 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,240 All right, all right, smack in that group. 837 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,240 All right, say that took out another 8 zombies, so there's 838 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,840 there's five of them left. I'll swing again. 839 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,360 Oh, I'm sorry that so the rounds the rounds started over my 840 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,000 apologizes. I did that again. 841 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,240 That's good. Yeah, I guess the zombies could 842 00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:25,880 have went. Oh, well, that's fine. 843 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,800 All right, Marcus. Princess. 844 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:32,520 Is that you, Princess? He thinks he sees a little dog 845 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,560 run into this group of zombies and he wanders into them. 846 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,920 He wanders into this little group of zombies. 847 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:49,640 Princess. What am I seeing? 848 00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,640 Then he realizes he's surrounded by zombies. 849 00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:00,800 We just manifest a dog. This beautiful white German 850 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,680 shepherd comes out of nowhere, just making a beeline for Marcus 851 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,360 and. He realizes he's surrounded by 852 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,280 zombies which are not safe, so then he takes out his AA12 from 853 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:16,320 around his strap and he puts it under the chin and the nearest 854 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:20,960 zombie 16. Yeah, I'd say you killed that 855 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:26,640 zombie. Now there's four left, Princess. 856 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,760 She she jumps up and she knocks the zombie down and she just 857 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,080 starts chewing on its neck. Wait, what? 858 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:37,880 Jump, Princess. Where did this on your dog come 859 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,600 from? We manifested. 860 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,040 We we complete. Princess of it and appeared. 861 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:52,480 What is going on? Yeah, I think we manifested. 862 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,080 Come to Daddy. Why is he talking like that? 863 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,600 I think we said Princess too many times. 864 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,440 It's like you say Bloody Mary in the mirror. 865 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,440 So you're telling me we actually Beetlejuice? 866 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,440 A dog to a. Beard A. 867 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:12,400 Princess dog, I guess. He jumps off the lifeless zombie 868 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,600 and jumps under your arm and starts licking your face with 869 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,400 her bloody mouth. I think the blood all over it 870 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,120 because it's just a super being. Princess, I found you. 871 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,120 Felt you. What's going on? 872 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:35,040 You knew this dog from before. Yeah, I guess. 873 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,400 I don't know, I don't know. I just. 874 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,320 Felt like she was near. I love her. 875 00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:47,480 OK, put up my best, cleanest, brightest, reddest collar on 876 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,520 you. OK. 877 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,960 Not you. Oh, OK, good. 878 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,080 Anyway. Why'd you say OK to that? 879 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,920 I just didn't as soon as you said. 880 00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:01,400 That as soon as you said that, Joey, she takes off running. 881 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:07,440 That says. I scared the dog, my bad. 882 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:15,400 She didn't want to call her on. Princess, please. 883 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,320 Takes off. No. 884 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,880 Stop. Talking into a white speck in 885 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,560 the distance. Stop talking like that. 886 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,960 Zeke and Stripey going to do anything? 887 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:36,480 Whether it be around or scared. Zeke's got a red rocket. 888 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,760 I mean. She was pretty hot for a dog. 889 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,200 What? Chase her? 890 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,960 No, you never say that. You don't ever say that. 891 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:51,040 For a dog. No, we said that before. 892 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:58,200 Bestiality is gay. For a dog, for a dog like for a 893 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,960 dog, No, you know she had curves in all the right places. 894 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,280 What what It's OK to notice if something's? 895 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,040 You're talking about a child. No. 896 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,640 Rufus is taking over. That's gross. 897 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:20,360 I'll end my turn. OK, Wallace, it's on you. 898 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,640 I'm pretty despaired. I'm getting back on the 30mm. 899 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,240 Wallace. Wallace just called. 900 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,680 Here. Call for something. 901 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,520 You just say don't know. Gretchen. 902 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,600 Oh Buellier's hammer, Thor's hammer. 903 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,800 Thor's hammer. Thor's hammer. 904 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:51,320 You're there. Dorothy Taylor. 905 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:57,040 Dorothy Taylor. 6 inches, Taylor. 6 inches. 906 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,720 Come on. 6 inches. Come on inside, Double inside, 907 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,040 double inside. Yeah, 4 inches. 908 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,840 And you're you're. Unsheathed your electrical 909 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:14,000 sword, see what happened. 30mm. All right. 910 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,480 Dang it, it's exactly what I rolled last time. 911 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,880 Well, Dang it. That. 912 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:23,160 You shooting into? Bottom one, it's point blank. 913 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:29,160 All right, roll the damage. What is it 2D? 914 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,920 6 * 10. Plus 10, three to six times. 915 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:35,840 Yeah, Bang, 50. OK going. 916 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:41,240 You took out five of them, all right. 917 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,080 Gradually getting sick and tired of playing these games. 918 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:51,480 So he drives a little further away and you see me pulls, pulls 919 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,320 out a grenade and throws A grenade at him. 920 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,480 You had that the whole time. Yeah. 921 00:54:55,560 --> 00:55:00,760 You know, you, you can't, you can't just, you know, show all 922 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,520 your cards right at the beginning, you know? 923 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,760 God, you're sexy. I know. 924 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,640 Did I just say that? Yeah. 925 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,040 It's thing. It's called bromance. 926 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,000 That's OK. Prince. 927 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:18,480 He takes out ten of them. Bro man doesn't really gay about 928 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,200 it. Dolan's going to shoot over his 929 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,880 shoulder. Same group. 930 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:30,000 Brad, Brad to Dad to Dad to Dad, right in the back of the Dome to 931 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:39,320 Dome. To Dome don't kill my sexy hero. 932 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,680 I don't think there's anything behind behind them. 933 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,680 She she entirely misses. She doesn't. 934 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:48,600 It zings right through the crowd, lands over here 935 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,960 somewhere. Boom, makes a big boom. 936 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,800 Didn't do anything. Plug that one entirely. 937 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,200 Very embarrassing. Yeah, a little bit. 938 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,320 So they they move a little closer to Brad. 939 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,880 This group of 3 is going to because you're the weakest 940 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,800 target. That's the closest they're going 941 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,400 to go for you, Marcus, to do. Yeah, the whole Princess thing 942 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,160 is really making you look like you're very feminine. 943 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,280 Yeah. Stop it. 944 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:21,600 What is your armor rating? 14. 14 OK, so they didn't do any 945 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,720 damage to you? I feel that. 946 00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,120 I feel. I'm clasping up my robe and I 947 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:30,440 spin around. This this group moves up in 948 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:35,680 between the NPC. What is that thing? 949 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,800 The LAV, the LAV and the. Fire truck. 950 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,760 This is fire. Truck Plus. 951 00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,160 Yeah. So then it's been. 952 00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,080 For a long time. Well, it's doing the Princess 953 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,640 stuff. Make a whack at the group of 954 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,640 zombies in front of me. All right, all right. 955 00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:00,520 You took out the last three. That's how you do it, Totally. 956 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:01,560 Yeah. All right. 957 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,880 Marcus. Princess. 958 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,560 Jeez. Princess. 959 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,400 Marcus. You can't even see her like 960 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,480 she's gone. He sees Zeke mounting her in the 961 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:18,040 distance. Yeah, he's getting it. 962 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:22,320 He's getting it. Yeah. 963 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:29,760 You like that, don't you? Keep your head down. 964 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,720 But oh, you're getting kinky over there. 965 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,400 I'm going to walk up to this last group of zombies on the 966 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:40,080 beach. Fire up my plasma rifle, baby 967 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,800 roll the three. Oh Gee. 968 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,440 I'm quite blank. Take off a chunk of the fire the 969 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,080 fire truck. The side mirror. 970 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:57,000 Like half the ladder. No. 971 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,360 Go ahead and go ahead and roll some damage. 972 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,000 We'll see. Roll some damage. 973 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,560 Do anything. 18,000 something. Yeah, it's some damage. 974 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:14,400 You talk about the mirror. Took out three of them, 9 left 975 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,920 so. Give my experience points to 976 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,520 clean. Zeke is Zeke is locked up I 977 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:24,840 guess with with Princess he's he's going to be another 1520 978 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,240 minutes before he calms. Down. 979 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,040 No offense. No. 980 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,840 You like that, don't you? Time for round two, baby. 981 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,560 You get. A head bowel of anything. 982 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:43,320 She's lighting up a cigarette. Stripey is a red rocket, but 983 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,200 he's going to go over and entangle. 984 00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,600 OK. Zeke is just shotgunning a 985 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:52,880 propane tank. I could see some robot. 986 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,960 Yeah. 85. Yeah, it didn't work. 987 00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,920 Not that time, baby. All right, I shoot Stripey. 988 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:04,240 Put you down, boy. I'm getting Princess after this. 989 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:10,520 Whoa, oh, peanut butter. Marcus is going to apply. 990 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,800 Marcus. You didn't buy. 991 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,840 Peanut butter the Princess. All right, Wallace. 992 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,200 Well, I'm not a monster. I would never do that. 993 00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,960 I'm going to get out of the LEP, all right, and I've got to take 994 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,880 out my energy store and I'm going to cleave them. 995 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,600 That's my third sex in a row. It is. 996 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:35,760 Dang it. Yeah, well, real damage. 997 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,560 You probably took out a couple at least. 998 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:40,960 Oh, OK. I am going to Dome myself. 999 00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:46,640 OK, you, you took out one. Dang. 1000 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,240 All right, So Brad's feeling a little more confident. 1001 00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:54,200 He goes to whip drum just like his just like his hero Cletus 1002 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,560 does. Oh, yeah. 1003 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,640 Oh yeah. It was. 1004 00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,880 It was all right, so he took out. 1005 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,040 He took out another 5. I'm letting them down, brother. 1006 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:10,080 OK, All right. Jolene's going to do her thing. 1007 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,920 Which is nothing, no. No. 1008 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,440 Why? No, she did not quite hit the 1009 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,880 way she wanted to. Big surprise. 1010 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:25,320 She took out five of them. All right, so the zombies are 1011 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,040 going to swing. We're going to have a couple of 1012 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,600 the zombies swing back at you. Wallace. 1013 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,920 What the? 15 would hit no my. 1014 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,840 My. Arm is. 1616 OK, never mind, my 1015 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,000 bad. So then no, they do not hit. 1016 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:44,160 One of them falls down on the ground and the other one hits 1017 01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,080 you, but there are no there's no effect. 1018 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,640 Yeah, that's right. The ones near Brad are going to 1019 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,720 reach for him. They do. 1020 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,560 Let's see here. Oh, never mind. 1021 01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:02,920 Dang, so one of them grabs a hold of Brad's best and almost 1022 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,640 pulled him off of his motorcycle but because he rolled A gnat 20 1023 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:11,200 he shrugs it off and they get his vest but they do not get 1024 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,040 him. One of the one of the coolest 1025 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,680 moves you've seen in a while. Cletus. 1026 01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,200 You thought he was done. We're not even looking. 1027 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,600 He earned back some of your respect. 1028 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:28,040 Sure. All right, it's your turn, 1029 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,640 Cletus. Hey, Danny. 1030 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,000 Yeah. I want to kill the whole group 1031 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 by now. What? 1032 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,240 Brother, you talking to me? I'm not your dad. 1033 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,080 You're my dad. I'm not your dad. 1034 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:39,880 Woogie. Woogie. 1035 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,840 You're my son. What? 1036 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,240 Quit making it weird. Watch this, watch this. 1037 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,520 Dad and I smacked a group of zombies in front of me. 1038 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:52,280 All right, plus a four. That's a 15 three. 1039 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,800 God. You took out another 5. 1040 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:58,360 There's three left standing. Last time I rolled 3 I killed 1041 01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,800 15. OK, but you? 1042 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,200 Took out all 8. No, no, no, no, no. 1043 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,440 I don't want to mess up your game. 1044 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,520 I'm just guessing you're saying 8. 1045 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,440 I'm trying to calculate, you know, you know. 1046 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:17,280 Yeah, that's that's 4000, honey. Math is hard, all right. 1047 01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,440 How do you spell United? States. 1048 01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:23,840 How do you spell United States? CCP. 1049 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:25,280 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. 1050 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,680 Who's that behind you? Princess. 1051 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:41,760 Oh shit, Princess. All right, Marcus, it's your 1052 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:45,320 turn, and if you yell after Princess one more time, there's 1053 01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:49,080 going to be some zombies come out of nowhere and drag you 1054 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,120 under the sand. Duggy. 1055 01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:58,400 Duggy Duggy, come to Teddy. You get some the lab, it starts 1056 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:08,160 driving off after good night. Are we still doing this? 1057 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,680 Well, we lost Marcus, all right. You know, He turns back around. 1058 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,720 Shoot the 30mm. Wow, that's. 1059 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,760 Fine. Hey, that's my hand. 1060 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,920 OK? Yeah, no, I'm not in here 1061 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:28,160 anymore. All right, I'll just coast. 1062 01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:32,800 I'll climb up to the Hatch. God Dang. 1063 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,040 It Oh wow. Second. 1064 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:39,280 That one tonight, that guy looks like a zombie. 1065 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,840 Shoot Brad. Go ahead, go ahead and roll 1066 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:48,040 damage. OK, which is 0. 1067 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:53,800 That's 610 + 10. Oh yeah, Yep, A. 110. 1068 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:59,640 Oh, I guess if you wait, yeah, out of 2 * 6 * 10. 1069 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:02,000 Oh, I guess that's possible. Plus 10, Yeah. 1070 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,880 Yeah, OK. Yeah, you're old, high, OK. 1071 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:09,200 Four and a 6 * 10 + 10. Yeah, so you took out two 1072 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:13,480 because you rolled A GNAP 1 and bullets rain all around. 1073 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:19,640 Yeah, bullets rain all around. Brad Ashley, he's looking back 1074 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,040 at you, like wondering what the heck is going on. 1075 01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:24,960 They're not to shoot that thing. I'm helping you. 1076 01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:26,400 You're welcome. Yeah. 1077 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:31,240 All right, Wallace. I'm kind of far away. 1078 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:38,120 You are 12345. I have enough spaces to run over 1079 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:39,880 to Marcus in the LAB. I'm. 1080 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,360 Going. To climb in, I'm going to get on 1081 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,640 the light machine gun all right, since he's got the 30 mil 1082 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,680 unlock. That's my 4th. 6th Holy crap, 1083 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:52,440 are you serious? Show anything but sixes. 1084 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:56,840 There's plenty of not sixes there. 1085 01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:02,520 I rolled the pant lids. It's but one nice six times time 1086 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:10,840 60 damage. OK, so we'll say you took out 1087 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,040 seven. There's 16 left. 1088 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,040 Brad, a dad, he didn't do what he always does, and he's going 1089 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,520 to dip around back to him, flash at him. 1090 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,760 Machete didn't do a lot. Didn't do anything. 1091 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:26,000 Had a decent role. Took out, took out three of 1092 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,440 them. Took out three of them. 1093 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:39,000 Yeah, first. First one was better. 1094 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:42,920 Probably hit and killed Brad Astley. 1095 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,440 How is he not dead? Not now. 1096 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,760 Well, I mean. Crossfire. 1097 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,440 Hey Jolene, how about you hop down to let me hop in and 1098 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:56,960 actually do something? Tommy's reach for Brad Ashley 1099 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,520 again. Don't get the job done. 1100 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:06,560 All right, Cletus, show daddy. Take this N LaSalle Drive and 1101 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:11,760 merge into West LaSalle Drive. I lay on the horn. 1102 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:19,640 I do have maneuver. I'm I'm controlling the with the 1103 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,560 train of Olympus. I'm steering from the top of 1104 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:23,720 the. Of the. 1105 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:27,400 Yeah. Of the fire truck. 1106 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,160 Of the fire truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1107 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:31,720 Take it sideways. What? 1108 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:34,360 No, I'm driving it from Buffalo top. 1109 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,960 I'm using the. I'm using the chain of limping 1110 01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:49,480 and with the talent. Playing all the nice absolute. 1111 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,520 Hard work. Your bell tolls. 1112 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,280 Take out 2.0 and I started walking at the zombie. 1113 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:06,240 Time marches on. Plus 4/14. 1114 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:11,440 Okay, roll that damage we. Can't roll above a three on a 1115 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,640 1D6 so. No, apparently not. 1116 01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,120 I mean, you finally got above a 1, so that's progress. 1117 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:21,640 There's six left. You took out five of them. 1118 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:26,440 That's how you do it, yeah. Wow, so there's one left. 1119 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:30,000 There's 6 left. I'm going to do something weird. 1120 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,920 I'm going to roll for driving because I'm on the side road and 1121 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:39,280 I'm going to find a car that sideways, see if I can't gently 1122 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:43,240 ram it and then keep it in front of the LAV as like a cattle 1123 01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:46,720 pusher, OK, And then run over the last five zombies. 1124 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:50,280 OK, so I have. So roll up roll percentage. 1125 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:55,800 Head driving truck driving 56% plus. 40, OK, it's per level. 1126 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:59,840 Roll under 56? Yeah, +4 to my roll. 1127 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,960 Yeah -4 that would do it all right. 1128 01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:05,400 Yeah, you got it. They're slowly trying to get out 1129 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,200 of the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1130 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,280 You took out the last 6. There's six of them. 1131 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:19,979 And that was pretty cool. I did a thing and wait, none of 1132 01:08:19,979 --> 01:08:22,540 you guys are watching. Good job, huh? 1133 01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:23,260 Oh, thanks. What? 1134 01:08:24,060 --> 01:08:25,859 Oh, did you do something? He's in the way. 1135 01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:28,660 Yeah, you managed to do more than Brad Ashley did in six. 1136 01:08:33,540 --> 01:08:35,220 Nobel. I don't. 1137 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,180 Know oh. You're not going. 1138 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:39,340 To take this brother. Brother, I've saved you five 1139 01:08:39,340 --> 01:08:42,399 times in 4 episodes. Oh, he's driving away. 1140 01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:45,880 Oh. There he goes bye. 1141 01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:48,800 Bye Daddy. I'll save you again next week. 1142 01:08:50,319 --> 01:08:52,720 A beautiful time. I have a wonderful. 1143 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,200 Time he's out. Of here guys, I think we hurt 1144 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,960 his feelings. He should not have his feelings 1145 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,640 hurt if his competence is tanky. I hope, I hope we don't make 1146 01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,800 enemies out of him. I mean, he wouldn't, he wouldn't 1147 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,160 ever hit us or anything, but I don't want to. 1148 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,120 I was going to say it was going to be an easy time because he's 1149 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,240 not going to hit us. He might hit me. 1150 01:09:13,359 --> 01:09:16,000 I mean people do little up and get better. 1151 01:09:16,279 --> 01:09:17,479 They probably going to get on you. 1152 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:22,080 Yeah. If he comes at us, we just throw 1153 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,680 Jolene at him. And he's coming. 1154 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,840 Don't. Fight each other. 1155 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,760 They couldn't hit each. Other They'll take so long we'll 1156 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:35,800 be able to escape to Mexico. Yeah, we're going to go to 1157 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,760 Tahiti. Tahiti. 1158 01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:41,319 Guys, I don't know if you heard but I found this dog named 1159 01:09:41,319 --> 01:09:43,439 Princess back there. Yeah, what was it? 1160 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,479 And I liked that. Wow, wow. 1161 01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:50,240 I don't want to. I need to try a Finder. 1162 01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:55,280 Linkin Park I've picked up so numb. 1163 01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:03,320 Zeke Zeke comes back to the lav and he indicates that she took 1164 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:07,640 off after they disengaged. Zeke, why do you why do you reek 1165 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,680 of sex? From sex. 1166 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:17,120 Oh my bad. Lots and lots and lots and lots 1167 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,640 and lots. OK, I get it. 1168 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,320 You stop it, Zeke. You know you can only do it once 1169 01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,360 and then you're done. You're a robot dog. 1170 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,400 How do you know that? Until a couple of hours later. 1171 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,760 Because I know dog. You know, because I know dogs. 1172 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:38,120 The implications are staggering. I pet that dog. 1173 01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,800 You did more than pet that dog, didn't you? 1174 01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:45,040 OK, no, not me. Oh. 1175 01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,440 He's got a red rock and he's got a red rock and everybody get. 1176 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,720 You're making it weird now. Get out of here now. 1177 01:10:50,920 --> 01:11:00,520 Does mega damage get down? He might have blasted her hand, 1178 01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:05,120 who knows? Oh, no, really. 1179 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,320 Chad. Are you here? 1180 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:11,160 Brad, Chad. Because you guys are driving 1181 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:12,640 past the Lincoln Park Zoo. Jeez. 1182 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,080 Chad. No. 1183 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:30,960 Chatty daddy, Dad. Chatty Daddy looks like we 1184 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:34,640 stumbled upon some sort of zoo. Yes, so as you're going past the 1185 01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,920 zoo. Aren't that just bound to be 1186 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,680 here? Oh, what's his name? 1187 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:44,040 Henry? Doctor Henry McCoy is He pulls 1188 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:47,560 his gun out of his holster and it seems to be moving itself 1189 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:52,480 around. I think Chad is over that way. 1190 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:53,760 You. Got a Viper gun? 1191 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,840 OK, where you pointing and he's going? 1192 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,720 He points to the monkey house. I knew it. 1193 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:02,240 Mecha cue, mecha cue forest. I pull out my whip. 1194 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:08,680 I mean my chain. Mr. Master, do you mean them a 1195 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,240 cake? Yeah, that's it. 1196 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:12,600 Yeah. You mean them a cough looks? 1197 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,360 Like it would be pronounced mecha cue. 1198 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,320 That's how that's how he says it. 1199 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:21,040 I've never heard of them before. They're they're macaque monkeys. 1200 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,040 I'm going to the dream lady. Anyways, we keep going. 1201 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,600 Yeah, yeah, it's a beautiful macaque forest. 1202 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,160 Who would pronounce that macaque? 1203 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,560 That's kind of weird, isn't it? Beautiful. 1204 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:35,200 I got some cake. I can barely see, so blurry. 1205 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,880 Yeah, it is kind of. On the Internet, it's hard. 1206 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,960 Yeah, I. Glass it, it is see. 1207 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,960 Can you get my glasses? No. 1208 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:52,680 OK, Google is saying, in a very not mysterious but a suggestive 1209 01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:56,080 way, it's a macaque. OK. 1210 01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:58,440 So what makes sense that Chad is here? 1211 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:03,040 So you do see. So you do see this fella stop, 1212 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:05,880 dude. He is, he is sitting there. 1213 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,880 He is he's he's, he's smoking with the monkey. 1214 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,520 He's taking the toe, Pat. He's taking a toe. 1215 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:17,040 He's giving the monkey a toe. They're having a good time. 1216 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:17,760 Give. Me, some of that. 1217 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,640 Can we crack the monkey? Are we on a Joe Rogan's show? 1218 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,200 What's up dude? What is up my guy? 1219 01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:26,040 Hello. What's up? 1220 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:28,320 My name is Marky Mark. OK. 1221 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:31,880 Welcome to Jackass. Like like a drop kicking. 1222 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:39,360 Drop kicking. Dude, this one's called foot and 1223 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,960 face. Hey, we hear about Ultra Cure to 1224 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:47,800 see how you engineered such a virus that it turned out to be. 1225 01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:50,000 Yeah, I can't imagine you worked on it. 1226 01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:52,400 I'm also looking for my dog, Princess. 1227 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:54,280 What? Help me. 1228 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:58,120 Oh dude, so. I need help. 1229 01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:01,480 I don't know anything about ultra cure man. 1230 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,480 What Henry? Henry. 1231 01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:10,000 Any doubts? So I, I built these little, I 1232 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,240 built these little robot bodies, man. 1233 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:16,040 Timothy Oh, the nanobots. Yeah, they were little bitty 1234 01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,000 tiny robots, man. Like. 1235 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,600 Yeah, they were I. Had to use a magnifying glass 1236 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:23,680 and stuff, dude. Yeah, yeah, that's it. 1237 01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:25,000 And the. Propulsion was pissed. 1238 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,720 I know, yeah. OK. 1239 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,480 OK, come with us. We. 1240 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:38,480 Yeah, way cool. You want to. 1241 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:41,440 Live. Yeah, OK. 1242 01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:44,520 I take the cigar from his mouth. Oh dude. 1243 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:48,080 Cigar if you follow me. Well, you can have some man, 1244 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:49,760 it's OK. OK. 1245 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,840 I'll go with you. I mean, I'm not doing me. 1246 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:56,680 Me and me and me and my family. We're just, we're just sitting 1247 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,960 here chilling, bro. That's my family. 1248 01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:03,280 They're very ugly idiot. I don't think you should say 1249 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:05,160 that, man. That's not nice. 1250 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:06,840 You're saying your family? I only like the. 1251 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,400 Red faced baboons. Those are Arctic Monkeys. 1252 01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,640 Yeah. Those aren't dogs. 1253 01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:13,920 I like dogs. I'm a dog man myself. 1254 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:15,640 OK. Yeah, yeah. 1255 01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:22,920 Cool, yeah. This guy's pretty cool, man. 1256 01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:25,720 I kind of like him. What if we steal your family? 1257 01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:28,440 Will you come with us then? Dude, I'll go, I said. 1258 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:30,720 I'll go with you. Oh, OK. 1259 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:33,320 Oh, don't. Oh, just look at the sign. 1260 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:36,440 These are these are hot spring my cakes or macaques. 1261 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:39,600 Yeah, they're like getting in the hot, The warm water, dude, 1262 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:42,920 It's soothing, dude. You should try it. 1263 01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:44,960 How does it stay? How does it stay warm? 1264 01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,800 We feed the monkeys a lot of beans. 1265 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:57,080 They take care of the rest dude. OK, I'll spin a minute face 1266 01:15:57,080 --> 01:16:00,520 first. It's stinky but there's lots of 1267 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,440 bubbles dude. It's a mud bath. 1268 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,280 He falls, he falls in with no grace, like a carcass. 1269 01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:13,480 It's. This glad? 1270 01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,680 Yeah. It got in my mouth. 1271 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:18,600 It tastes bad. Yeah, dude, I'll go with you. 1272 01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,440 Sure. Yeah, I need help. 1273 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,400 What's the next guy we got to find? 1274 01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,760 Your cohort, man. Tell me his name. 1275 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:27,080 Who did you work with? Who gave? 1276 01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:30,480 You the next the next doctor. Look at the paper. 1277 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,880 As you look at the list, the next doctor is Moira. 1278 01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:39,160 Doctor Moira. All right, let's go to this 1279 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,760 Moira. Sounds hot. 1280 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,040 Hey, you remember that pop star a couple years ago? 1281 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,120 Yeah. Oh, Starboy. 1282 01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:50,080 Remember Starboy? Or something like that. 1283 01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:54,120 Yeah, gay boy, boy. The human flamer. 1284 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:58,520 Didn't wasn't Starboy's name his mom's name? 1285 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:03,080 Doctor Moira. You seem very well versed in pop 1286 01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:06,960 music. Well, I just well, you see, I 1287 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:09,160 had a thing with his mom and. Really. 1288 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:19,520 He might be my son. I had sex with a woman. 1289 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:23,920 There's a woman with you it. Was in Vietnam man, we were 1290 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:28,000 desperate. Piss everywhere. 1291 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:32,520 Yeah, I keep jogging you. Know what Hilton just brought 1292 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:33,680 up? Fresh cookies. 1293 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,800 Yeah, you know, OK, Cigarette. OK. 1294 01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,520 So, you know, I mean, things happened. 1295 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:42,040 And then sex. And then, you know, nine months 1296 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:46,720 later, Starboy was. Born the timeline works out. 1297 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,960 I think so too. So I you. 1298 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,000 Know. I was I kept track of his career 1299 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,600 and when he blew up big enough, I was going to be like, hey, I'm 1300 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:58,800 your dad, give me money. Yeah, that's what I would do, 1301 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,000 yeah. That's the play you make, right? 1302 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:04,360 If I knew anybody that I loved or cared about, yeah, I would do 1303 01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:06,000 that. It makes sense, right? 1304 01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:08,600 Yeah. Yeah, let's go kill that kid, 1305 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,400 take his money. Well, like you said, mom. 1306 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,760 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1307 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:19,200 OK. Yeah, I would do that. 1308 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,480 That's I like that. That's good. 1309 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,000 I don't know. See you somewhere, that's the 1310 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,040 end of the episode. Chatty boy. 1311 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,040 Oh, OK. He doesn't know. 1312 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,840 We're going. We're moving to the ether. 1313 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:36,440 So the next. Time hello on the price is 1314 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:42,080 right. Princess. 1315 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:49,000 Princess. I can't. 1316 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,760 I can't. My voice can't get up to that 1317 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:53,840 octave. Princess. 1318 01:18:55,320 --> 01:19:03,840 Princess Marcus that. Was good. 1319 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:06,760 All right, well, cool beans. Well, thanks everybody. 1320 01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,680 Appreciate it. Hope you enjoyed listening as 1321 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,600 much as we enjoy playing it. We'll see you on the next 1322 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:19,800 episode where we find Princess. That concludes the story from 1323 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,840 now. If you like the tales so far, 1324 01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:24,840 stick around. I might tell you more next time. 1325 01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:29,880 I now where did I put my supplies?