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Danny, I'm going to chase you 
down dark alley to give you a 

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hug. 
Joe, his roommate, is 

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helicoptering behind him. 
Alex, you know that I'm one. 28 

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Latino. 
And it did. 

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It got him. 
It got him hard. 

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Like literally cheddar. 
But jump onto this like branches

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down and go to pee in your mouth
like that. 

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Under the Table and C&D hosted 
weekly on the Main Menu podcast.

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The Me Menu podcast presents C&D
under the table. 

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We never talked about how I did 
the thing at Sonic that King 

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Astripper did with the chili 
cheese tots. 

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What I didn't think it was, you 
know, grounds to like actually 

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talk about it, but it was funny.
It's just that I did it, you 

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know, I found a Sonic and I was 
like, I, I got to do the thing. 

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Today. 
I'll get a large chili cheese 

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tot filled with chili and 
cheese. 

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Say again, you want an extra. 
Just forget that. 

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Actually, I'm going to get a 
number. 

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It was just funny how the guy 
was like, sorry, could you 

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repeat that? 
And you're like, yeah, just 

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forget about it. 
Yeah, He went on to think that I

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wanted extra chili cheese. 
I was like no, no, no. 

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And then I got later on my. 
Order. 

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I got later on in my order, you 
know, because I ordered for my 

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wife and I and and he's like, 
yeah, what do you want? 

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What would you like for a sight?
Did you want the cheese tots? 

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Like no I. 
Have to really make sure to tell

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him that I I really don't want 
the cheese tots. 

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I was just doing a bit. 
I was tempted but he wouldn't 

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get it. 
If he got it then that'd be next

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level, but he didn't get it 
today. 

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I'll get. 
Imagine I was just gonna jeez, I

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was, I was gonna say imagine the
dude like like he like King Ass 

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Ripper actually lives around you
because he is from Michigan. 

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And then the dude was like there
he yeah, he's from Michigan. 

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We talked about this did. 
We, I don't remember that. 

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I don't remember his I, I just 
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Peterson, King Ass Ripper 
Peterson. 

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His first name's probably Bill. 
No, it was something. 

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Carl fucking Carl. 
Carl, Carl. 

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Ha ha. 
King, what a king. 

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Feels like we were just 
together. 

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Doing the yeah, I know, like, 
like last night, yeah, yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
I was telling you about a new 

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system I want to run. 
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so it's pretty cool to reflect 
some of the new stuff that I 

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want to do. 
Curriculum. 

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Curriculum. 
It's Latin. 

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That's what I'm saying. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

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I mean, yeah, yeah. 
I forgot about my Water Deep 

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campaign, my 5E compendium that 
I got. 

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Happens to the breast of us. 
But it'd be fun to do a 5E 

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again. 
I'd be all about it. 

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That's quite penis it. 
Is very penis. 

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We've already made this joke. 
How was your week this week? 

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Yeah, we did. 
It was all right, you know, was 

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sick and everything. 
Penis Oh, did you not work all 

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week? 
No, no, no, no, no. 

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Just just just Thursday, I had 
to call out. 

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Oh really? 
And Thursday's the worst because

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then you have to go back for one
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Yeah, for Friday. 
Ha ha, that's like in my old job

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I had Tuesdays off sometimes. 
I'd have a whole stretch of a 

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year or I'd get Tuesdays off 
every single week. 

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So I I work Saturday, off Monday
I work or off Sunday, work 

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Monday and then off again 
Tuesday. 

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It's just weird. 
I, I, I've only ever had one 

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weird work schedule and that was
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because it was like all you get.
It's a coin flip whenever you 

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get like a day off or something 
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Like, literally. 
Like, yeah, literally like like 

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one week I could work like, like
Sunday, Monday, have Tuesday off

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and then work Wednesday, 
Thursday, then have Friday off 

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and then work Saturday. 
And then that next week I could 

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have Sunday off. 
And then it's just up to the 

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discretion of the managers or 
the manager. 

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It, it was really weird because 
at the time there was like 4 

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different managers that worked 
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And there were times where there
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off like literally the night 
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And then, you know, because I 
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there's a new schedule, We lost 
the anal reader sponsor. 

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How do we lose it? 
Anyway, there was a night where 

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I took a picture of the new 
schedule and it said I had the 

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next day off. 
So I was like, cool. 

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And you know, I, you know, I 
have my day off and then I get a

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call because they didn't 
communicate that they, that the 

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night manager put up the 
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she just didn't post it. 
And they called me very angry 

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that I was a no call, no show. 
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don't have to. 
I, I had today off the new 

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schedule was posted last night. 
She's like, well, that was wrong

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and you need to come in. 
And I was like, OK, but don't 

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get angry at me. 
Yeah, a lot of sorry. 

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Yeah, right. 
And work your next day off. 

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I don't know. 
I don't know it's. 

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It's just it's a madhouse at 
McDonald's. 

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We all know. 
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stressful because they they are,
they were under new ownership 

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because the person that owns the
Fort Dodge McDonald's, but the 

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one in Webster City, then they 
have like a huge open interview 

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because they laid mostly 
everyone off. 

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They wanted a whole new like, 
why? 

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Like I don't know, like a whole 
new crew because they, they laid

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off like I think it was like 13 
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because like, I don't exactly 
know why, but because of some 

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like circumstances with each 
person, they just didn't want to

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keep them hired under the new 
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And then yeah. 
And then I got hired and I was 

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like, cool. 
Sick, sick. 

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I just had. 
I just remembered something for 

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my one week's stint at 
McDonald's. 

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Oh yeah, because you said you 
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went to Walmart. 
Walmart. 

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Walmart called me back, but I 
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McDonald's because my buddy 
worked there and he was, he was 

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there for like a year, I think, 
right? 

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And well, he knew this one guy, 
I think what was his name? 

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Trevor or something like that. 
My first day my buddy wasn't 

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there, but Trevor was there and 
I heard about him. 

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So I was like, oh hey man. 
And the first thing you talked 

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to me about was like about in in
his words, quote UN quote. 

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I get so much pussy is what he 
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I was like, I was like, we're at
McDonald's, like. 

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You know how to serve food here,
Sir. 

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This is a McDonald's. 
I don't think you'd get any, but

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that's not. 
Oh, you'd be surprised. 

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You would actually be surprised 
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There were a couple Co workers 
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They were like a little bit of 
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early 50s, somewhere around 
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And apparently to them, in their
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couple. 
Spicy what? 

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Yeah, I'm getting to that 
because it was a swinger couple 

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who all in the upper management 
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McDonald's to walk into. 
Hi, Danny. 

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And they were a swinger couple. 
Yeah, what up, Danny? 

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So this McDonald's had like 4 
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all. 
Hell yeah. 

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Pretty old and they were all 
banging each other. 

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They'd all go to each other's 
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Oh yeah, they all were just the 
horniest McDonald's managers you

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could ever imagine. 
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There was a female manager at 
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no shame and honestly kind of 
respect for it. 

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But no, she unshamefully would 
like get your number from like 

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the management office, you know,
tell you it's this manager when 

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she texts you and so that you 
have her number. 

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And then like unsolicited, she 
would just send you like pics of

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herself. 
What's What's your number? 

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What? 
I don't have it anymore. 

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You still have it, no phones or 
something like you still have it

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on or. 
I I instantly blocked her. 

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I was like, I don't. 
Want to see that? 

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But she she was unapologetically
like a cheater on her husband. 

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But she also told us that her 
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Oh, he's a cuck. 
She had a cuck chair again. 

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Very nice. 
You do you, girl. 

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Yeah, you, I, I just. 
You do you. 

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That's not against the rules. 
Like, we had all this wholesome 

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drama at this other McDonald's 
that I was at because the upper 

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management, they didn't sleep 
with any of the, you know, 

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people that were under them, but
they all banged each other 

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apparently, and they were cool. 
With Oh, I did. 

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I dated one of the managers. 
All this drama that's it's hot, 

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super hot. 
That was that was pretty spicy 

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give. 
Me. 

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That promotion, what was his 
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His Jeff. 
I I. 

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He was sexy. 
I stayed at a hotel yesterday. 

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They had a a vertical toilet 
paper roll holder. 

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Dude, I've never seen one. 
Yes. 

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Never seen one before. 
Once or twice. 

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And like I look over, I'm like. 
Oh, I would hate it, I think. 

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It was odd. 
I. 

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I thought of that because I was 
listening to the to that episode

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on the way home. 
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So, right, well, sometimes 
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that's pretty small and they 
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they don't have a good spot to 
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what we would term is normal 
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Take that much space. 
It it doesn't sometimes there's 

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not a wall close by. 
Sometimes I've I've been in 

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situations where it's like you 
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toilet just to grab a roll. 
So to have just a stand one, 

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I've seen stand alone ones that 
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toilet and you can have four or 
five loaded up right there. 

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You have plenty. 
There's some pretty intricate 

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ways to house you know that VIP 
very important paper I'm. 

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Sorry, this bathroom was was 
rather large so they had plenty 

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of room. 
Yeah, that reminds me of a pet 

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thieve. 
OK, you guys know that I'm a 

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standing wiper, all right? 
I do. 

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I. 
Made this clear, yeah. 

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It's a crotch. 
I made this clear and I think 

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it's the most efficient. 
Way I don't know how we lost the

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Anal Reuter sponsor. 
Because we talk about wiping. 

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Company OK. 
I figured that would help. 

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When you go to a public 
restroom, you know, they have 

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like the the mounted, like 
double toilet paper thing. 

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Yeah, most of the time it's 
installed like a foot off the 

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ground on the wall, like a. 
Foot off the ground. 

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Sometimes they're too. 
Yeah, Walmart likes to do that. 

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The struggle that ensues when I 
have to wipe my butt in public 

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at these publicly. 
I got to get down my heinies in 

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the air. 
I hope no one's behind me. 

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I'll wait. 
Here we go. 

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I'm going all the way down. 
Not in the stall. 

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Not before it's this high. 
Insane. 

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Woe unto me, but nobody else. 
Yeah, it's just. 

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I get that even sitting down can
be a struggle. 

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I I I just hate how the the 
toilet paper is like even 

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thinner than a sheet of paper. 
Yeah. 

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Oh yeah, the one ply, yeah, 
like. 

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That no, it's like the ones in 
like Walmart and stuff like that

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are like half ply I swear. 
Terrible. 

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And it and it crinkles like like
rather have a. 

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Sears Catalog. 
Right. 

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And not only that, it's not even
like wide at all. 

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It's like my finger is is like 
lighter. 

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So you have to like triple roll 
it to like make sure you're like

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getting. 
Like a good. 

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Surface area to get up in this. 
You just end up using more TP 

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like right? 
Saving money by having like the 

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half. 
Ply or whatever. 

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It's not efficient. 
Use more. 

228
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No, I usually isn't A roll this 
long when I could use a roll 

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literally that wrong long. 
With regular 2 ply I don't need 

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that much, but I don't want 
accidental slippage. 

231
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No, no, no. 
Two fingers in there. 

232
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Not at. 
That time of day. 

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That's late night, not any time 
of day I. 

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Mean, yeah. 
Then I start gagging. 

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No time. 
Yeah, yeah, ever. 

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Yeah, that's gross. 
That's you guys not working by 

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the way. 
You guys can't hear my fan, can 

238
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you? 
No, no. 

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No. 
OK, good. 

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All right, good. 
Is Bob's camera working for you 

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guys? 
No, it's not. 

242
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No, I don't know why he does 
that all the time. 

243
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Beautiful face. 
I I came back from from Waterloo

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today and my AC is not working 
so. 

245
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Oh, you were in Waterloo? 
Yeah, I was in Waterloo. 

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You were kind of close to me. 
That we were at the Lost Island 

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Adventure Park. 
There's a lot of bombs in 

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Waterloo and they're creating 
bombs. 

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But no, like the the outside, 
the outside unit is working 

250
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fine, but like I pulled in and 
all the lines going into the 

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house are all frozen and then I 
trace them inside and they're 

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all frozen and then my fan won't
kick on. 

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I was like great, this is cool, 
this is awesome. 

254
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Oh, in the house. 
Yeah, it's like 81 inside, so. 

255
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Oh no. 
A. 

256
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Lot of times that's because it's
low on Freon. 

257
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Well, it's it, it's, it's 
putting out cold air. 

258
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It's just the fans not kicking 
on to put it through the. 

259
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House that should be a simple 
fix then right? 

260
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Just a fan motor or whatever. 
Well. 

261
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Just call somebody out, it 
shouldn't be like yours. 

262
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At your house. 
Yeah, yeah, that sucks. 

263
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That does suck. 
You look hot right now. 

264
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Very hot the. 
Face, I'm very sorry to hear 

265
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that. 
I'm also pretty I'm also pretty 

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sunburned, so. 
They love it here. 

267
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,040
It's color. 
Yeah, beautiful. 

268
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Yeah, I lost my AC like last 
year. 

269
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I just turned it. 
I just turned it off so I can 

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thaw out the lines and then I'll
I'll kind of go from there. 

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So they're. 
Frozen you talking? 

272
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You talking the fan on the 
inside or the fan on the 

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outside? 
On the inside because the 

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outside unit turns on and was 
running. 

275
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I'm assuming constantly because 
it was telling it, hey it's it's

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hot in here, I need you to run. 
Yeah. 

277
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Yeah, we're putting out as much 
cold air as it possibly can. 

278
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But then like all the lines 
outside from the unit in to 

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inside were frozen. 
All the lines to yeah, and I 

280
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mean like ice covered like 
thick. 

281
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And then all the lines to the 
like fan unit itself, like I 

282
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felt it, it was cold, but just 
it won't turn on. 

283
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Even when I put it from auto to 
to on with no heat or cooling it

284
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just won't kick on. 
Yeah. 

285
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:19,240
Yeah, it's just a few. 
You might well possibly you 

286
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might need might need a new fan 
motor that not terribly 

287
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expensive, but your landlord 
should take care of all that. 

288
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,320
Yeah, Oh. 
Yeah, plan. 

289
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,640
Have fun. 
Yeah, have fun getting that 

290
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taken care of in a decent amount
of time. 

291
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,840
Yep. 
Then when do units work? 

292
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:39,640
I would contact Sam, he may have
as I at one time. 

293
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I think he has two of those 
stand alone units. 

294
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,480
He might he Yeah. 
So that would at least help 

295
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,400
those really put out a lot of 
air. 

296
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,960
And the ones you can just hang 
your fridge open, just leave it.

297
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Open. 
Yeah, not so much the ones that 

298
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you can just. 
You can just have the milk on 

299
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the. 
Are those the ones that I go in 

300
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the water is like the ones that 
just stand up? 

301
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,440
Nope. 
Those are the ones that stand up

302
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,720
and then you, you know, you vent
them out of window, but. 

303
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,880
Yeah, hose goes out the window. 
But they put out, they put out a

304
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lot of cold air and they would, 
they would help a a little bit 

305
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,280
anyway. 
Yeah, big time. 

306
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,800
Could like maybe make the 
downstairs of the upstairs 

307
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cooler or Yeah. 
So you said you have a window 

308
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unit. 
I don't have a window unit, no. 

309
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,800
Or you don't. 
Oh, you don't have anything? 

310
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,440
Dang. 
I don't have any, yeah. 

311
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,520
When mine, when mine went on, I 
went straight out to Ace 

312
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Hardware and bought a window 
unit. 

313
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,280
Yeah, So I came home and it was 
like 85. 

314
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I'm like. 
I can't like an hour ago, so I 

315
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didn't have time. 
I didn't have time to do 

316
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anything. 
Yeah. 

317
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,640
Jeez, Dang it. 
At least it's only 81 could. 

318
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Be worse. 
I've got all the, I've got all 

319
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the windows open and fans in 
them and. 

320
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:54,640
I my so I, I sleep upstairs and 
my the upstairs part of the 

321
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house has no central like air 
system. 

322
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,440
It's not part of the, it's not 
part of the air system. 

323
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,480
Jeez, that's awful. 
So I I'll come, I'll go from 

324
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:10,319
down here, which is like a nice 
like 6768 and then I'll walk 

325
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,000
upstairs and all of a sudden 
it's like 90. 

326
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,760
Fuck. 
Jeez, big cookies up. 

327
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,040
Here. 
Right. 

328
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,160
Jeez. 
Jeez. 

329
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,760
That's terrible. 
I would also I'd I'd contact 

330
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,680
grandpa. 
He like obviously not tonight, 

331
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,080
but tomorrow and he might, he 
might be able to talk you 

332
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,960
through it and maybe it's like. 
Grandson's dead. 

333
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,560
I don't think he'd be able to 
help. 

334
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,040
No yours. 
Yours wouldn't, but his would. 

335
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,400
No, Dang it. 
Thankfully, his isn't dead yet. 

336
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,960
Dang it about that. 
Although I will. 

337
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,200
I will say I did. 
I was going to text you this 

338
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,560
morning just to let you know. 
But. 

339
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,960
Or maybe I did. 
Did I tell you that he got hit 

340
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,320
by a drunk driver? 
OK, I was going to, and I must 

341
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,040
have gotten distracted, but 
yeah, so he called me last night

342
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:58,760
like 8:00 and said he'd gotten 
hit by a drunk driver, although 

343
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,040
thankfully he didn't start out 
that way. 

344
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,240
He started out much better than 
what I just did and kind of told

345
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,840
the story. 
And then by the time he got to 

346
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the point where he said he was 
turning and then all of a sudden

347
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,200
somebody hit him. 
And I'm like, OK, So instantly I

348
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,280
already knew. 
Oh, he's OK because he's talking

349
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,560
to me. 
And it doesn't sound like he's 

350
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in a hospital. 
But apparently the guy clipped 

351
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,320
him and kept going. 
And so Grandpa chased him. 

352
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:25,320
I'm like, yeah, I waited to go 
dad and yeah, taste him down. 

353
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,800
And then he ended up coming to 
an intersection where there 

354
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,640
wasn't anywhere for him to go. 
So the guy literally plowed into

355
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,320
two or three more cars before he
stopped just. 

356
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,440
As you do when you're drunk. 
I guess the guy was apparently 

357
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,880
really, really wasted. 
Yeah, so I was. 

358
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,960
He said the damage wasn't even 
all that bad. 

359
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,480
I believe it. 
Yeah, tell him I'm sorry. 

360
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:46,320
I'm. 
Sorry. 

361
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,960
Well then you should be doing 
the doing this from from jail 

362
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,640
then. 
I saw we coming to you live from

363
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:58,040
jail. 
I'm sorry, I got things in my 

364
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,280
butt. 
What an anal rooter. 

365
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,120
Yeah, it's jail. 
Come on. 

366
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,000
That's where you go to have that
stuff happen to you. 

367
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,760
I also so something else you 
can, I don't know if you did or 

368
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,560
not. 
You can always check the fuse 

369
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,000
for the furnace, that could be 
the reason why the fuse or 

370
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,200
breaker. 
It'd be nice if that probably 

371
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,880
isn't the issue. 
But if that's all it was, yeah. 

372
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:24,360
I checked the breaker, there's a
fuse on it but I don't know how 

373
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,240
to tell if it's bad or not. 
OK so if it's if it's a breaker,

374
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,960
it'll be it'll be somewhere in 
between off and on. 

375
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,200
A lot of times there's a little 
window on it and it'll indicate 

376
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,480
it'll be red. 
I know the breaker, but there's 

377
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,800
a fuse on the there's a fuse on 
the furnace. 

378
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,960
Oh, yeah, yeah. 
OK. 

379
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:47,560
So OK, it'll be burned on the 
inside if you if you shine. 

380
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,920
Oh, hey, sweetie. 
If if you like, sometimes you 

381
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,040
have to use a flashlight to look
in there a little bit better. 

382
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,680
But there's a filament. 
And if that's burned out, yeah, 

383
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,960
it's kind of like a light bulb. 
That's how you know if the fuse 

384
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,560
is bad. 
And if it is, I may, you know, 

385
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:07,000
let me know and I may have one. 
Then I would be very glad to run

386
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,880
over to you. 
I like their iced tea. 

387
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,800
Oh, Fuse, gotcha. 
Take me a second. 

388
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:18,160
No, no, no, it's fine. 
First I thought you were talking

389
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,080
about the the hotel you were 
staying at. 

390
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,960
And I was like, oh, that would 
suck on a trip. 

391
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,480
And this is where this is home. 
Definitely works. 

392
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,480
I hate that. 
Although I've definitely had 

393
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,680
that a lot. 
Yeah. 

394
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,480
Yeah. 
In the hotel room. 

395
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:30,720
Yeah. 
Bad news. 

396
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,600
It was that that was a Didn't 
that happen in Tennessee at your

397
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600
house? 
Yeah, I did, yeah. 

398
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,680
Like 5 years ago this week. 
Yeah, was it this week? 

399
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,840
Oh man, I can't believe that was
five years ago. 

400
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,760
What happened? 
Oh, the the house. 

401
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,200
Yeah, go ahead. 
We had a family vacation down in

402
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:52,760
Tennessee and the house that 
working Fiona and I were staying

403
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:57,280
in, in Teddy, like the cooling 
didn't work for like the first 

404
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,840
couple days. 
So we contacted the the company 

405
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,520
and we're like, OK, yeah, we'll 
send somebody out to go mix it. 

406
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,000
Nobody came. 
We got back home one day and it 

407
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,640
was like 90° in the house so we 
called back. 

408
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,800
Guy came, all it was was the 
filter. 

409
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,520
That's what I told him was like 
I think just bring a filter. 

410
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,160
So he just swapped it out. 
Boom, he cooling kicked right 

411
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,920
on, but we got a free night. 
Stay out of it. 

412
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,920
Well, yeah. 
Yeah, and then we we got like 

413
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,240
tickets to the Ferris wheel. 
Nice. 

414
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,800
And you had a porch cat. 
And I had a porch cat. 

415
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,800
Could have been a skinwalker 
though. 

416
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,760
I will, yeah. 
Maybe I. 

417
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,080
Could have been, yeah, but you 
could be a skinwalker too. 

418
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,920
I could be I am. 
No, the the hotel we stayed at 

419
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,800
last night was, was really cool.
It was. 

420
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:42,680
It's converted from an old John 
Deere factory, right? 

421
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,160
Really this response? 
I had. 

422
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:51,200
No, I just belched. 
Oh, but no, super nice, super 

423
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,800
nice. 
That sounds interesting though. 

424
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,920
Like, like every room had like a
little bit of like a unique 

425
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:59,400
feature. 
Like the ceilings were like 

426
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,160
extremely vaulted and ours had 
like a bunch of like the old 

427
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,840
piping that used to go like go 
to the machinery and so like all

428
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,680
the electrical piping. 
Really it? 

429
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,920
Was pretty cool. 
Pretty cool. 

430
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,840
Neat, that's. 
Not. 

431
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,720
Yeah, yeah. 
I tried looking for vending 

432
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,640
machines at like 1:00 in the 
morning and there was a bunch of

433
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,160
like, so there, there was a 
wedding that was happening, I 

434
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,200
think like on the premises 
today. 

435
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,280
So there was a bunch of like, I 
think groomsmen in the, in the 

436
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,600
fitness center, like all working
out at like 1:00 in the morning.

437
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,320
I was like, all right, dude, but
whatever. 

438
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,800
I'm I'm just a fat guy trying to
find the vending machines. 

439
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,160
Got any protein? 
Anybody know where the vending 

440
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:43,840
machine is? 
But no, so I met up with Jordan 

441
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,400
last night and that's the reason
why we went to Waterloo, because

442
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,680
he goes to you and I. 
So met up with Jordan last 

443
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:55,960
night, went to Texas Roadhouse 
and they have an amazing chicken

444
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,680
fried chicken. 
So good. 

445
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,280
Anyways. 
Fried chicken. 

446
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,760
Chicken fried chicken. 
You smother it in brown gravy, 

447
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,640
you get their loaded mashed 
potatoes, and then you get a 

448
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:10,120
side of of their sauteed rice. 
Oh, oh, so good. 

449
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,360
Sauteed rice. 
Hey. 

450
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,520
Oh. 
So good, so good. 

451
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:18,160
Anyway, we get in the car to go 
back to the hotel and the the 

452
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,560
tire light comes on. 
Check tire pressure. 

453
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,120
All right, cool. 
So go to the QuikTrip on the way

454
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,280
back to the hotel, check it. 
It says it was like 25. 

455
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,800
And I was like, all right, well,
let's see if it holds air. 

456
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,800
Pump it full of air all the way 
up to 40. 

457
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,080
Let it sit for a little bit and 
holds cool. 

458
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,480
Drive all the way back to the 
hotel. 

459
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,720
Check it again, still says 40. 
Cool. 

460
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,720
Great. 
All right, well, maybe it was 

461
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,200
just, I don't know, whatever, 
get out. 

462
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,960
This morning we ate breakfast 
like on their patio and I went 

463
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,240
and checked it real quick and it
it was low. 

464
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,560
So I was like all right, well 
let's go see how low checked it 

465
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,160
was 7 PSR. 
Geez. 

466
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,680
Oh. 
The heck? 

467
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,040
How does this stuff happen? 
OK, yeah. 

468
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,200
So is that your car or hers? 
Hers. 

469
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:08,080
So I, I was like, well, let's, 
let's find a tire shop. 

470
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:13,240
Well, that's open at 10:00 AM on
a Saturday morning, you know, so

471
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,520
found a Firestone in, uh, in 
Waterloo there pulled in. 

472
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,720
They're like, it's going to be 
probably a 3030 thirty minutes 

473
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,280
to an hour. 
That's fine. 

474
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:26,240
Yeah. 
So we wait and it was about 3540

475
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,560
minutes and it came out and 
like, yeah, there's just a screw

476
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,360
in there. 
And like it was, it was crazy. 

477
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,440
It's like we pulled, we pulled 
in and like open the door to go 

478
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,680
inside and you can hear the air 
leaking out of the tire. 

479
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,480
Oh geez. 
Oh yeah. 

480
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,720
So. 
Yeah, you can find that pretty 

481
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,720
easy at least. 
They they pulled the screw out, 

482
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,720
they repaired it. 
They didn't, they didn't replace

483
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,360
it. 
Just 25 bucks. 

484
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,320
I was like, cool. 
Jeez, kind of pricey for a plug 

485
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,720
but. 
Well, I mean, it's better than 

486
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,400
the better than the whole thing.
I'm paying. 

487
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,720
Yeah, it. 
Could be a lot. 

488
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:59,680
It could be 200 and then, and 
then not only that, but if hers 

489
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,520
is like all-wheel drive and all 
that, you honestly need to do 

490
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,120
all four. 
Yeah, yeah, they usually do 

491
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,720
that. 
They so that they're more even 

492
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,680
too. 
The the car has the car has 1500

493
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,480
miles on it. 
I doubt that there's any tread 

494
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,560
difference. 
Oh, there wouldn't be much then.

495
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:17,040
Never mind. 
Wow, I once got my tires changed

496
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,480
from a from a place. 
It was a small shop, paid more 

497
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,800
than I thought I would, and the 
guy gives me a card for a 

498
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,400
discount a lot for an alignment 
at Belle Tire. 

499
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,640
And I'm thinking because even 
me, Mr. Car, Dumb, dumb. 

500
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,400
I was like, you already changed 
the tires. 

501
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,880
You're under there. 
You're supposed to align the 

502
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,640
tires. 
You're you're you're doing it. 

503
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:43,120
You don't make somebody else do 
the alignment. 

504
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,560
You're down there. 
You're you got your your hands 

505
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,360
on the wheel, man. 
You got to do any alignment. 

506
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,680
Don't get, don't try to change. 
I had to take it to Belle Tire. 

507
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,400
Dude, just do it. 
You're aligning under there. 

508
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,040
Yeah. 
Oh. 

509
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,360
What is the mind you? 
Just tire shops. 

510
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,880
Those tire shops don't do 
alignment. 

511
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,440
Some do. 
That baffles. 

512
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,200
My mind that blows my little 
Nuggets. 

513
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,240
I think you're thinking of 
balancing. 

514
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,200
What a balance. 
What a whale with words. 

515
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:15,160
Yeah, balancing is something 
that a tire most that I mean 

516
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,200
that's that you have to do that 
you can't drive away with the 

517
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,440
tires I've. 
Done an alignment before. 

518
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,920
Yeah. 
Oh, OK, you. 

519
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,120
Can do it with a with a string 
line and stuff and stuff. 

520
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,080
Yeah, you can. 
Yep. 

521
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,800
And you're already under there. 
And because we did it when a guy

522
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:35,760
I know changed my tires and we 
didn't, we aligned it, you know,

523
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,360
while because we already were 
doing the tires, you got to 

524
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,240
align them, but they didn't do I
don't understand it. 

525
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,520
I still, I still understand. 
I don't understand. 

526
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,680
Yeah, not all tire shops do 
alignments. 

527
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,120
Some some do. 
It blows my Nuggets off. 

528
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,480
I can't believe it so. 
And now you're just seeing it 

529
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,640
again. 
I just wanted to test it again. 

530
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,320
I like it. 
So sometimes like, like the tire

531
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:59,120
shop could give you a, a halfway
alignment, you know, but they 

532
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,640
can't guarantee anything. 
So it's better. 

533
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,440
To go. 
You can do it with a string. 

534
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,640
Like. 
No, not, not very well. 

535
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,920
I had AI forget which car I even
had for this. 

536
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,720
It wasn't a luxury car, that's 
for sure. 

537
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,560
It's hot. 
Some vehicles are very difficult

538
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,440
to align too. 
I. 

539
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,760
Don't I mean just do it? 
There are. 

540
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,560
Kind of go to keep my car to two
places. 

541
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,320
Absolutely asinine. 
And that reminds me I I caught 

542
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,320
my fingi today. 
How? 

543
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,440
Did you do that? 
How did you do that? 

544
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,720
Gas. 
Throw a gas out there. 

545
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,000
You were wiping. 
Wiping. 

546
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,360
Yeah, was he have razor blades 
on his butt hole? 

547
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,520
No, his finger busted through 
the the toilet paper. 

548
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,080
You were you were jerking it so 
hard that the friction comes to 

549
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,640
cut. 
I had one singular grain of sand

550
00:27:54,880 --> 00:28:01,720
on my member just blasted it. 
I didn't tell you what happened 

551
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,080
to the. 
Back and forth. 

552
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,680
Never jerk off at the beach. 
That's how you work. 

553
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:15,360
Never jerk off at the beach. 
Light tips from the main menu 

554
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,480
podcast that's. 
Pretty good advice. 

555
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,760
You glove will come right all. 
Like you'd never do it. 

556
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,200
Before often. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

557
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,400
So what happened? 
Skin glove on? 

558
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,800
Yeah, I cut it on ceramic. 
It's changing the toilet. 

559
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,960
Wow. 
Oh, you're changing out a 

560
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,640
toilet? 
Changing out a toilet. 

561
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,840
So this old toilet for my 
brother's new house. 

562
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,720
It's mobile. 
Home The side's usually smooth. 

563
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,640
Mobile home, everything is 
weird. 

564
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,800
Well, I'm getting it at. 
Well, the row is different. 

565
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,120
So like the flange bolt wasn't 
coming out. 

566
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,680
So I'm like, I'm struggling with
farting around with it got 2 

567
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,760
pliers. 
I can't, it's at a weird angle. 

568
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,560
I'm like, so I took it. 
He's like, what do we do? 

569
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,120
My brother, you know, and I just
took a hammer and I go smack 

570
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,920
break the the rest of the, you 
know, perfect Shard came off, 

571
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,720
broke the rest of the toilet. 
Remove the whole heavy toilet. 

572
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:10,200
So then I had a little piece of 
porcelain or whatever with the 

573
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,040
flange bolt. 
It got that off. 

574
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,120
And so then I just, you know, 
mission successful. 

575
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,960
And then I grabbed a a Shard of 
porcelain to wipe the rest of 

576
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,680
the wax off of the flange with. 
Wax ring. 

577
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,320
I was like. 
It just cut right into me super 

578
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,600
deep. 
You had you had to cut off a 

579
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,800
Shard of the flatulence. 
Yes. 

580
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,280
OK, you know, Joe, I'm going to 
tell you this. 

581
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,040
It's the same thing. 
It's the same thing I tell my 

582
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,960
mechanics at work. 
Yeah, what up, baby? 

583
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,720
The bolt can't be stuck if it's 
liquid. 

584
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,920
Go grab the plasma torch and 
melt that sucker. 

585
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,560
Yeah, if I had one, I would 
have. 

586
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,040
It's very true. 
I took a hammer to it. 

587
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,760
I would have been there in 10 
hours. 

588
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,280
This mother's too ugga dugged. 
I can't get it off it's. 

589
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,920
Too ugga dugga. 
I. 

590
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,880
Usually I usually just cut the 
sucker because I don't have 

591
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,200
anything. 
I know if I had my cutting wheel

592
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,080
I would have. 
I would have just gone right 

593
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,680
through that thing. 
But with the toilet removed, I 

594
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,960
had enough leverage to really 
just God give it hell and we got

595
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,800
it off. 
Just spit on her next time. 

596
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:15,000
Yeah, that's an idea too. 
Spit on that. 

597
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,640
Time I should do that to more 
things in my life. 

598
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,600
You really should. 
You're. 

599
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,040
Surprised at the power of spit? 
Give them some of that. 

600
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:27,120
Maybe there maybe there was some
insight and wisdom to her saying

601
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,000
spit on that thing, talk to a. 
Girl. 

602
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,120
Yeah, no, there wasn't. 
Yeah, she was talking about 

603
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,320
penises. 
That's right. 

604
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,480
Yeah. 
Yeah, she was. 

605
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,600
She's. 
Fellatio. 

606
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,080
She's a hard R. 
What I I thought she was white. 

607
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,440
Are you talking about that Linus
where that tech tips like quote 

608
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,280
where he kept saying that we 
yeah, we used to call each other

609
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:56,960
the hard R all the time, but it 
was his interpretation of it was

610
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,560
just retarded. 
Yeah, that's a, that's a hard R 

611
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,720
when we was. 
Talking. 

612
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:01,960
Yeah. 
What did he. 

613
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,920
He just said it. 
It's OK, I play Draven and 

614
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,680
Gavin. 
I have more than a pass. 

615
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,880
Well, that's that's what I used 
to think it was. 

616
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,200
Yeah, and. 
We taught you different. 

617
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,640
You did? 
Hey, what up, Alex? 

618
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,200
How's it going? 
Bye, Alex. 

619
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,760
It's a very, very Neanderthal 
look for you. 

620
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,520
Unbounded. 
It's like when you're on face. 

621
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,120
It's like when you're on 
faceline with your grandparents.

622
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,000
I can hear you, I just can't see
you. 

623
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:45,800
I just see your forehead. 
Grandma, I'm sick of you being 

624
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,200
such a. 
Stupid. 

625
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,320
Idiot. 
Why don't you speak more 

626
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,360
clearly? 
Come. 

627
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,920
On I want to go back to the 60s.
You know what, grandma? 

628
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:02,200
You're a hard R, but I'm white. 
What? 

629
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,760
You said it. 
You said the actual word. 

630
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:10,800
You said the G word. 
It's the actual. 

631
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,800
They didn't bleep it out. 
Like a bunch of. 

632
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,840
Better times back then. 
I wish your grandfather was 

633
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,560
still around to see what? 
See the type of Sissy you turned

634
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:40,560
into? 
Did. 

635
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,880
You post it already. 
No, it is what Danny's doing. 

636
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,000
Oh, what did Danny do? 
I didn't know I missed it. 

637
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,960
He was giving Mr. Master 
fellatio I. 

638
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,680
Didn't say I was giving him, I 
was giving him. 

639
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,720
I didn't get it. 
I didn't give him a steak. 

640
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,880
That's so good. 
It's good. 

641
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,720
That's actually amazing. 
I'm looking into your eyes. 

642
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,520
There is no mercy behind my 
eyelid. 

643
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,120
I was towering in fear 
underneath Cheddar's panel, 

644
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,040
which he's raising his first 
towards me. 

645
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,600
Yeah, you could just put in the 
Emperor link. 

646
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,880
Yeah, yeah, check the link. 
It is beautiful. 

647
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,920
Whatever you want, you do 
whatever you want. 

648
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,560
I didn't get the fellatio thing,
so I'll be ready. 

649
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,840
I wish I did, but there was no 
OK. 

650
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,280
There he goes again. 
I always shifted around. 

651
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:52,320
There he goes again. 
It was really good, really good.

652
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:58,080
I like the technique. 
The two handed is very advanced.

653
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,600
Yeah, I just pretended. 
Oh. 

654
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,800
Guys, don't test me, I'm quick. 
Don't test me. 

655
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:17,440
Looks like I'm mad at looking. 
I'm mad at God and yelling at 

656
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,679
him for cutting up my. 
Arm No, Wait. 

657
00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:21,520
What? 
What's going on with this water 

658
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:25,239
bottle? 
What did this happen? 

659
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:27,960
Literally. 
Just the water bottle on you. 

660
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,440
Is the exact moment. 
Oh, Bob, you shouldn't have done

661
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,120
that. 
You shouldn't have done that. 

662
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:42,600
It's so easy to Photoshop. 
No, no. 

663
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,560
I could definitely see a a 
Subway sandwich being shoved in 

664
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,760
there. 
I mean, yeah. 

665
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,040
Oh man. 
Let's just see what I can do to 

666
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,520
a banana Lenny knows. 
Why he's like. 

667
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,960
Giving BJ lessons. 
Yeah, you did. 

668
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,280
You did make this reference 
already. 

669
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,280
Yeah, you talked about this last
week. 

670
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,520
I feel like you did this A. 
Lot. 

671
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:12,960
Oh yeah, I did, didn't I? 
You got to excite them somehow. 

672
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,480
What 2 grown men do on their 
work break is is between them 

673
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,800
and got exactly. 
Sounds. 

674
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,480
Like it's starting work. 
Hours. 

675
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:25,000
No, it there's no secrecy in 
that because they'll just tell 

676
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,600
someone else at the place later.
Yeah, yeah. 

677
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,640
Hey Lenny, HR really wanted to 
hear about that funny thing I 

678
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,000
did. 
Is my is my mic cutting out 

679
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,080
sometimes? 
I don't think so. 

680
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,240
Yeah, I did. 
Slightly. 

681
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,280
Alex is a woman in your room. 
Hi, woman. 

682
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,960
Yeah, there is woman. 
Yeah, there. 

683
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,720
Is woman. 
I'm a woman in my room too. 

684
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,480
Shut up in there guys. 
How do you get? 

685
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,040
Her. 
Down. 

686
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,360
Danny yelled out. 
Alex, there's a woman in your 

687
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,800
room. 
I don't. 

688
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,480
I don't. 
I don't have any women that like

689
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,080
me anymore. 
That's why I have to use the. 

690
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,240
Bottle. 
She's doing what women do best, 

691
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,000
bringing me snacks. 
Cheese. 

692
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,240
Puffs cheese. 
Puffs. 

693
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,960
No, all the women. 
Are they're so good? 

694
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,920
Racist. 
No, I said that's what they do 

695
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,360
best. 
I didn't say it's all their. 

696
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,160
I don't like cheese puffs. 
There's my, there's my hot. 

697
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,200
Not a big fan of them. 
Not out of my house, yeah. 

698
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,640
I'm not in your house. 
I mean my are you? 

699
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,160
Kidding. 
Me. 

700
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,080
You loved them as a kid. 
That's why I don't like them now

701
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,920
because they were covered in the
hair and I kept eating them. 

702
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,240
There is. 
That's the. 

703
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,680
Only way that they can do to get
me to sit still for a haircut. 

704
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,960
Yep, cheese gobbled down those 
cheese puffs. 

705
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,080
You could get hair all over them
and you didn't care. 

706
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,960
No, OK. 
My mom's dunk into my hair with 

707
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,280
the Clippers. 
I hated getting haircuts as a 

708
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:54,200
kid. 
Oh and she cut my hair and I 

709
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,920
wouldn't sit still because I 
thought I was going to get my 

710
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,320
hair like hurt and so she gave 
me cheap doodles. 

711
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,880
Oh, my hair hurts. 
Cheez Doodles and I would just 

712
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,080
eat them with the hair on it so 
they were good they're. 

713
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,960
Good, a little bit of hair. 
Yeah, now I hate them. 

714
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,760
The jalapeno ones are good, but 
that's about it. 

715
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,440
Oh yeah, those. 
Cheetos. 

716
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,000
All right. 
Hairs, Herr. 

717
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,640
Regular. 
Cheetos are good. 

718
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,760
Those are really tasty. 
All right, yeah, Cheese are 

719
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,960
puffs. 
They're different. 

720
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,520
They're different cause the 
pops. 

721
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,600
I don't like that it feels like 
chewing in a Styrofoam with my 

722
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,960
teeth. 
I don't like the feel. 

723
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,040
I hate the taste of like regular
Cheetos. 

724
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,840
The jalapeno ones are fine, the 
flame and hot BBQ ones are good.

725
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,280
The flame and hots are good. 
They're just. 

726
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,920
Called the jalapeno cheddar ones
are my favorite I. 

727
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,160
Like, yeah. 
They had a Chipotle ranch flavor

728
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,680
for a little bit. 
It was really. 

729
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,800
I never saw that. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

730
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,880
I I'm always looking for them in
the. 

731
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,640
Background yeah, the, the, the 
dill pickle hot, Flamin hot are 

732
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:54,000
really good cool. 
You have a dill pickle? 

733
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,480
Flamin hot. 
Yeah, buddy. 

734
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,160
That's that's good. 
I like it. 

735
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,000
Pickle. 
Pickle shouldn't be hot, right? 

736
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,880
I'd sell you my soul, I. 
Like a good hot pickle. 

737
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,480
Yeah, I guess spicy. 
Pickle. 

738
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,440
Yeah, it depends on how vinegar 
because I will say this, I'm not

739
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,320
a big fan of Buffalo sauce 
literally because the vinegar 

740
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,080
tastes. 
It's too much and people oh, 

741
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,200
it's spicy. 
No, it tastes like piss. 

742
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,440
It doesn't. 
It's not spicy. 

743
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,040
Some. 
Of us like the taste of piss. 

744
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,400
Alex, you like golden power? 
Yeah, yeah, well, weird. 

745
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,040
Why you got to be so judgmental?
You're weird. 

746
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,080
It cleans your bathroom, don't 
you know? 

747
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,800
You got a point. 
That's why I pee. 

748
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,880
In my bathroom floor, I pee. 
In my left I pee. 

749
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,760
On. 
My feet get the eczema away. 

750
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,960
That cared my athletes keep my. 
Athletes. 

751
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,520
Away keeps my eczema away. 
I pee on it. 

752
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,080
Keep sure you sound like. 
Sound like you're serious. 

753
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,760
It works. 
Really. 

754
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,840
Yeah. 
So don't chat. 

755
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,560
Now there is a lady. 
I didn't know I have eczema on 

756
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,920
my face, like how do you treat 
that then? 

757
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,280
Well, we'll get in the shower 
and. 

758
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,120
I'll help you turn around. 
I'll tell you. 

759
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:07,680
What? 
Turn around. 

760
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,800
I. 
Just like to stay. 

761
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,000
But I stepped away so I could go
to the bathroom and I got some 

762
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,240
chips and salsa and my head. 
I have my headphones on the 

763
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:23,440
whole time disconnecting 
whatever and you know as I'm 

764
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,400
peeing the IT disconnects and 
then literally the next thing I 

765
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,000
hear is Alex saying that's why I
pee on the floor. 

766
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,160
What did I miss? 
I was. 

767
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,880
Only. 
Gone for 30 seconds. 

768
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,480
Yeah, it doesn't take long. 
Our time usually do you catch 

769
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,160
there is a flow chart? 
Yeah, there is a flow chart. 

770
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,200
When you catch it on the UTT, it
all makes sense, trust me. 

771
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,040
I yeah, you have to listen to 
the whole. 

772
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,520
Thing but Danny's gonna pee on 
my face for my eczema. 

773
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,560
Yeah, it's it's all for his 
eczema. 

774
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,920
I. 
Hope you like the taste of 

775
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,760
ammonia. 
Does it help with crabs? 

776
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,320
No, I'll actually give you 
crabs. 

777
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,200
Oops. 
Well, you can't catch what I 

778
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,040
already have. 
Watch out, he's got crabs. 

779
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,360
So all you got to do. 
My camera froze. 

780
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,120
All you got to do is throw a 
bunch of sand and then and then 

781
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,400
vodka and it'll kill them all. 
Really. 

782
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,360
Where do I throw it at? 
On on your, you know, your junk 

783
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,920
and yeah, on your pubes. 
Joey got sand. 

784
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,240
He has crabs, I mean. 
Why would hold on, hold on, hold

785
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,800
on. 
Why would you throw sand and 

786
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:26,440
vodka at your Packer instead of 
just cutting off your pubic 

787
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,880
hair? 
Oh well, because so the when you

788
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,720
put the sand, the crabs think 
they're at the beach and then 

789
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,080
you throw the vodka on there and
then they get, so they get 

790
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,080
active because they think 
they're on the beach and then 

791
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,120
you throw the vodka on there, 
they drink it, they get drunk 

792
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,440
and then they start fighting 
each other and they kill each 

793
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,360
other one by one. 
Do you want a war zone going on 

794
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,320
in your pubic area? 
Why not? 

795
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,720
And then you can film it, put it
on, put it on you. 

796
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:51,840
Can send to the gulag. 
Well, some of them get horny 

797
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,080
because they drink vodka and 
they'll reproduce. 

798
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,160
Some of them probably bang. 
Yeah, maybe, but they're going 

799
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:56,880
to end up. 
Fighting. 

800
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,280
But so basically. 
So basically what you're saying 

801
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,240
is to go to a sorority house in 
Miami and then watch the crab? 

802
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,520
Yeah, just watch the crabs 
fight. 

803
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,600
Stand in vodka, name of. 
EU, pretty much name of the UTT.

804
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,600
Yeah. 
So I know we're probably getting

805
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,800
ready to get into the episode, 
but real quick, the new trend on

806
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,720
TikTok, which I'm absolutely 11,
which is AI videos. 

807
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,160
Oh. 
Yes. 

808
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,280
Gross. 
Absolutely hilarious. 

809
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,360
So good. 
My favorite ones are the Bigfoot

810
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,960
ones. 
Oh, I've. 

811
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,280
Been seeing those. 
You sent me quite a few of. 

812
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,160
Those no, but it's Bigfoot out 
in the woods and he's like he's 

813
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,480
got like a vlog camera. 
He's like, hey guys, just found 

814
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,600
this found this pack is in see 
we see humans doing this stuff 

815
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,080
all the time. 
I'm I'm going to try, I'm going 

816
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,600
to give her a try. 
From the next clip. 

817
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,200
It was like him, like running 
through the woods. 

818
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,880
His eyes are all bloodshed. 
I'm tweaking, bro, I'm tweaking,

819
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,120
he said. 
He's great. 

820
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,680
Yeah, I get a lot of the AI 
sitcoms. 

821
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:06,400
Those are good. 
I saw, I saw Jordan sent me a 

822
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,120
bunch. 
Actually, he's getting the ones,

823
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,680
he's getting the Bigfoot ones, 
but then he's also getting like 

824
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,520
the Jesus Christ ones. 
Was like, hey guys, Jesus and 

825
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:17,080
Nazareth here. 
So I see Peter over there on 

826
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,120
that boat. 
How many likes for me to like 

827
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,240
just walk over there on this 
water? 

828
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,920
5 likes Chad. 
That's all it's going to take. 

829
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,000
Those are so weird, sending me 
those like crazy. 

830
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,520
Phone. 
I think one of my favorite 

831
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:36,000
Bigfoot ones, though, was he's 
like, hey, this is my my cousin 

832
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
with Down syndrome, a 
littlefoot. 

833
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,720
We just found this creative Red 
Bull out here in the woods. 

834
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,960
Oh yeah, We're going to give her
a shot and see what happens. 

835
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,640
He's like next clip is like 
they're on top of this mountain.

836
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,080
He's like, we're just drink the 
whole thing, man. 

837
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:53,080
I can feel all the colors. 
I know what they taste like. 

838
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,240
Littlefoot's like, yeah, I'm, 
I'm normal now. 

839
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,440
This is great. 
Nice. 

840
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,000
When you said littlefoot, I 
instantly thought of the lanes 

841
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,040
before time. 
Yeah, they were dead. 

842
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,360
Killer. 
Yeah. 

843
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:12,280
Oh Dang it, her dad. 
The the act, the voice actress 

844
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,440
for Littlefoot, her dad in real 
life killed her. 

845
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,040
Oh, he killed her when she was 
only when she. 

846
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,280
Yeah, when? 
She was no ducky, not littlefoot

847
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,160
ducky. 
Ducky. 

848
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,840
Ducky, ducky. 
Oh, that's right. 

849
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,280
Yeah, I did know that it was 
Littlefoot. 

850
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,520
He had me going. 
Sorry, sorry. 

851
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,760
I don't care. 
If I haven't watched it since 

852
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:32,080
like the 90s so. 
Yeah, no one has, I don't think.

853
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,640
I watched. 
It in 2000s because I was born 

854
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,840
in 98. 
To be fair, it's making a big 

855
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,360
return on TikTok and everyone's 
like, you had no soul unless he 

856
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,960
cried at this part and his 
little foot and his grandparents

857
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,640
and I'm like so you wait, who 
cried at the cartoon? 

858
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,640
Dinosaur losing its grandpa 
losing his cartoon. 

859
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:56,200
I know what's happening TikTok. 
My wife watches a lot of tik. 

860
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,480
T.O.K, we need to kill him. 
That's an imposter. 

861
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,160
It's contagious. 
Skinwalker. 

862
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:09,600
Now Alex knows about a TikTok. 
You caught the virus, just 

863
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,880
download it. 
You know, just download it. 

864
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,840
Just give it a try. 
Speaking. 

865
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,280
Of that speak to you. 
No, I've been working on 

866
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,400
Draconic Bite. 
Joey knows this. 

867
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:21,000
What's your flight? 
Oh, it's a new system I'm 

868
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,880
working on. 
What do you mean system? 

869
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:28,480
Some of us are from 1910. 
It's a it's a new game that I'm 

870
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,360
working on completely made from 
scratch. 

871
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,480
I'm taking a lot of liberties 
from Cowboys. 

872
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,120
I like the system, but and 
create a character, you guys 

873
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:40,720
will roll random traits and 
random quirks and phobias and 

874
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,160
stuff like that. 
And I have them all written down

875
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,920
already. 
But there is a quirk where one 

876
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:51,680
of you guys could roll for or 
quirks I can give you guys like 

877
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,320
if you guys want it for sure. 
But personalities and phobias 

878
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,560
you guys will roll for because 
that'll be random. 

879
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:02,680
But one of the quirks is, let me
find it real quick. 

880
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,000
OK, where is it? 
There it is. 

881
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,880
You have a code word and you use
it to test people if they are 

882
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,920
imposters or not. 
So you basically give everyone 

883
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,000
you know, like a code word like 
that. 

884
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,120
And and you always do it 
whenever you like interact with 

885
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,040
someone to test if they're an 
imposter or not. 

886
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:24,800
Amen. 
It's. 

887
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,200
Really funny. 
Amen. 

888
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,280
Disorders from dead rain, 
essentially. 

889
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,600
Where's, where's the drop? 
Yeah, you have the drop. 

890
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaking of Speaking of 
disorders, yeah, so a game like.

891
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,840
A. 
Game that I quite enjoy is not. 

892
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,440
I always get to mix up. 
Hold on, It's not Outer Wilds, 

893
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,680
but it's Outer Worlds, yeah. 
Yeah. 

894
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,480
So the second one they announced
or not announced, but they gave 

895
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,200
a release date for and 
everything else is last week 

896
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,520
Super pumped for Yeah, ready for
it. 

897
00:45:55,520 --> 00:46:00,840
Anyways, in that game they have 
a like flaw system, which is 

898
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,440
really cool. 
Like the more like you do 

899
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,520
something, the more of a 
likelihood you have for to have 

900
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,760
a flaw against it. 
I know what I'm saying, yeah. 

901
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,400
If you do like a bunch of like 
sneak attacks, like you're 

902
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:16,200
crouching, you have you have a 
chance to do like is it? 

903
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,600
I think it's like double speed 
and double damage on like Crouch

904
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,920
attacks, but the second you 
stand up your knees make a loud 

905
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,680
cracking noise and everyone gets
forwarded to where you're at. 

906
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,640
Good thing is. 
When I saw that. 

907
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,840
Like this has got to be the most
innovative thing ever. 

908
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,720
Hilarious. 
Yes, I think we're part of the 

909
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:40,280
demographic for this one. 
Yes, Yeah, I feel targeted. 

910
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,840
Mostly because my knees crack 
when I stand up. 

911
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,600
My knees always be popping. 
Yeah, so. 

912
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,520
Like I said, I'm working on a 
new one called Draconic Blight 

913
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:55,480
and it's basically a system 
where you guys get your powers 

914
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,440
from Dragons, like old Dragons 
and. 

915
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,440
Dragon. 
Drake. 

916
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,400
A cameo. 
Did you shake dragon? 

917
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,320
I have like. 
Whoa. 

918
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:10,760
Nice, I already have like 4 
cameos planned. 

919
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,120
What's wrong Danny? 
What's wrong? 

920
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,080
You're just holding you're, 
you're holding your skin. 

921
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:26,560
Oh, you sunburn it, right? 
I got I clipped it the face, the

922
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:39,120
face out of context. 
I feel overdressed now, Danny. 

923
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,760
It looks like it looks like I 
really don't want to. 

924
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:50,680
Like Bert Kreischer. 
And the machine. 

925
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,600
The machine. 
It sounds like a cool, cool 

926
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,200
system, Derek. 
Yeah, I have. 

927
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,920
Dragon powers, It'll be like 
free form magic like, well, that

928
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,960
one sorcerer. 
Kind of we did kind of there is 

929
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,440
a personality that you have the 
chance to roll that actually 

930
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:11,480
allows you to do free, free flow
magic stuff, but you have to 

931
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:17,320
pass AD 20DC-10 with 
disadvantage that it's and you 

932
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,640
can do this if it's not a 
predeterminability of your 

933
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,760
patron or basically the dragon 
that gave you powers. 

934
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,040
Dang it. 
But you guys, so the way that 

935
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:34,680
I'm going to like level this is,
is how close you guys build a 

936
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,640
bond or how close your bond is 
with your patron. 

937
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,880
So the closer like a secondary 
character. 

938
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,000
Sorry to interrupt. 
They could be. 

939
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,720
Voice them kind of thing. 
Not really, no. 

940
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:51,880
I would probably do that, but 
they're like for at the start 

941
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,880
you won't because there are 
quite a few of the 11 patrons 

942
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,400
that you could roll for that 
won't talk to you until like a 

943
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,960
certain level essentially. 
May are you? 

944
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:08,000
Mad at? 
Me and and also also each one of

945
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,920
the patrons have their own love 
and hate for something. 

946
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,400
So the more that you align 
yourself with what they love or 

947
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,600
what they hate or what they 
stand for, essentially because 

948
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,080
they each have like their, I 
wouldn't say like policy, but 

949
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,920
their own beliefs. 
Unlike certain things, the more 

950
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,040
that you align yourself with 
them, the faster you grow with 

951
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,720
their. 
Powers, so the more you suck up 

952
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,320
to them the better you get. 
I like it. 

953
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,240
Not really suck. 
Them off the better. 

954
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:34,600
You suck, you get. 
Like good woman, I suck off my 

955
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,000
woman. 
No, because some of the, because

956
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,760
I'm going to make it to where 
like each dragon has their own 

957
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,440
like personality and like their 
own like flaws and all that. 

958
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,880
Like some of them are going to 
be like contradictory, like 

959
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,680
literally one of them. 
He loves his brother, but he 

960
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,280
also hates his because it, you 
know, it's his brother. 

961
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,360
But his brother killed his first
mate, that type of thing. 

962
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,400
First mate, Excuse me. 
On on a ship. 

963
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,360
Dragons. 
Dragons don't have faults. 

964
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,560
They don't. 
They don't have boats. 

965
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,320
No, not boats. 
Faults first. 

966
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,800
Relationship. 
Just just. 

967
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,320
Just go over here. 
And sit down. 

968
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,920
My Dragon's going to cut out. 
My Dragon's going to cut out a 

969
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,440
piece of his heart and give it 
to me. 

970
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,720
So anyway, we're connected. 
You're going to be, I said. 

971
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:26,920
You're you're going to be the 
one, the one that's been going 

972
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,440
to be like, I'm the last of my 
kind, even though there's 

973
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:34,120
literally someone else that's a 
human and a body gotten right 

974
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:34,600
next. 
To you. 

975
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,480
I know, I know how that works. 
I didn't get a piece of a heart,

976
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,840
but I got like a long thing that
looks like an eel. 

977
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,640
What is that? 
As a liver. 

978
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,880
It might be a spleen. 
He knows that you drink a lot, 

979
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,440
so. 
That's better than what I 

980
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,480
thought it was. 
A penis. 

981
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,080
A penis. 
I don't give a kind of thinker. 

982
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,120
I don't know what it is. 
Don't give me a turd. 

983
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,760
What does that mean that? 
Means you get no powers. 

984
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,160
You get also also each of the 
Dragons like elements will have 

985
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,400
their own strengths and 
weaknesses towards other 

986
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,320
elements, but some of them are 
not going to make sense because 

987
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:13,320
literally like mostly all of the
nothing to have nothing to do 

988
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,120
with each other. 
I will say the for the last 

989
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:21,080
episode that we did the I think 
the part I laughed at the most 

990
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:27,720
was we that. 
Was so funny, that whole thing. 

991
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,560
I love that episode. 
No. 

992
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:35,680
So like when when I'm I'm done 
and Terry or I, I get the the 

993
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,800
sheriff badge, I'm like, all 
right, OK, go away. 

994
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,040
And then all the sudden the art 
comes in and he's like, he's 

995
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,280
like, all right, pooping, 
farting. 

996
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:49,720
Let's go. 
Pooping. 

997
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,600
Farting, pooping, farting, 
pooping, farting. 

998
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,960
Everything about that episode 
was absolute gold. 

999
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,720
It was. 
I listened to it and I was 

1000
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:02,840
laughing the whole time. 
Great, great. 

1001
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,520
His sound is a crap hole. 
Like everybody knows that 5 

1002
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:13,720
tumbleweeds have to roll through
town before I'm like, yeah, 123.

1003
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:18,920
Yeah, I guess it could be worse.
That's just the third one that 

1004
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,680
came turning back around. 
Yeah, because. 

1005
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,800
Some reason that got me really. 
Bad I. 

1006
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,720
Love. 
Two tooth stupid. 

1007
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,840
He's like. 
Oh, she got beat here, he goes 

1008
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,280
on guys. 
My tooth or two tooth? 

1009
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,320
I was like, hold on, hold on. 
What might be very treasure, you

1010
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,440
might be different to him. 
He's very treasure. 

1011
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,440
Might be 3 teeth.