1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,880 The Main Menu podcast presents C&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,560 I did. I just love the the squeaky toy 3 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:20,360 you added. I got Kevin produces a yeah 4 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:26,280 squeaky toy user. Yeah, that's pretty good when he 5 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,480 throws it. Yeah. 6 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,320 You're. You're. 7 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,680 Makes me makes me upset that your episode is had more love 8 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,600 than it than mine or when I added it. 9 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,480 It makes me sad. Oh, Dang it. 10 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,480 I'm not. What can I say? 11 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:45,960 I'm a I'm a seasoned veteran. I got seasons all over me. 12 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:51,000 Basil, thyme, paprika, Ginger. Paprika. 13 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,040 Yeah, under the armpits, I got ginger. 14 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,200 I do have some red hairs, so I do have some ginger. 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:01,800 OK, yeah, yeah, I have. I have oregano in between my my 16 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,360 thighs so that helps with chafing. 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:09,800 Oh OK yeah, very seasoned. Why are you laughing? 18 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,880 Applewood smoky. That's under my nuts. 19 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,480 Gives it a smoky flavor and texture. 20 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,560 Are you talking about the little the little sausage? 21 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:23,280 The Little Smoky. No, the the little smokes, smoky 22 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:25,320 seasoning, the Applewood smoke. What? 23 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,400 What's a little sausage down there I was talking about? 24 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,520 I was talking about. Undercarriage. 25 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,920 Little smokies. They're like little. 26 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,160 They're like teeny tiny, like sausages. 27 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,760 What does that have to do with my undercarriage though? 28 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,680 I thought my package. Size. 29 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,720 No, I was. No, you got it all wrong. 30 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,760 You guys talk, You are being the wizard. 31 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,880 For no keys, I'll whip it out. No way. 32 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:50,040 He's holding his cock out. He's blowing. 33 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:58,800 He's blowing his cock out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 34 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,920 You guys can see it? It's fine. 35 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,080 Here it is. I'll, I'll show mine. 36 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,800 Why not? Mine's not. 37 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,680 Mine's not a flop. It's more like a flip. 38 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,720 Just looks at you. I can't helicopter it, the 39 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,760 closest thing I can do is freak it like a light switch. 40 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:18,160 Yeah, that's sad. That's pretty sad. 41 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,280 It's very sad. Dang it, I hate it. 42 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,120 So you're a grower, not a shower got? 43 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,880 It I'm very much a grower, not a shower. 44 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,600 Yeah, I think Bob said that too. I think we need to have a 45 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,640 showing contest. What about a growing? 46 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,000 Contest though. Oh, that's the one, yeah. 47 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,840 Who's a who's a a shower and not a grower. 48 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,440 Is that even a thing? I think. 49 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,320 This is a bit flaccid and it only gets slightly larger. 50 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:50,480 Pretty much it doesn't when when a man's junk doesn't grow that 51 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:55,720 much through a blood. Extreme blood flow, trying to 52 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,720 keep a friendly friendly for the most I can. 53 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,200 Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't lengthen that much. 54 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,320 So. But it's not fully engorged at 55 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,480 that point because I, I think I all men have the same kind of 56 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:12,720 ratio where it goes from Lassa to fun times. 57 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,040 I wouldn't know. I feel like I don't know. 58 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,880 I don't know about you, but mine feels like it's hitting a brick. 59 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,320 You mean the inside of your pants? 60 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,680 Yeah. Is it trying to break out of 61 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:32,080 there? Like when I like when I pitch a 62 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,760 tent, there is no way that the steak is going to bend down, 63 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,200 it's just staying there. Okay, so you got no blood flow 64 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,480 problems. That's good. 65 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,800 That's good. Yeah, Yeah. 66 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,880 Is it psychological? I think at this point we just 67 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,640 lost all the women or they're absolutely disgusted. 68 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,600 I think they're right now or. I was just going to say or they 69 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:57,360 are so interested in this. If that's the case, I don't know 70 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,480 if we want you honestly. Wait, what? 71 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,080 I'm. Missing something? 72 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,120 I'm missing something? We're talking about our. 73 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,560 We're talking about our man. Peepees. 74 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,080 Essentially man peepees. What? 75 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,600 What about them? Talk about showing and growing. 76 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,840 And I was like, is it possible to just be a shower and not a 77 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,800 grower? Everybody grows. 78 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:19,360 It's a myth. Yeah, yeah, I think. 79 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,480 There's no showing and growing. It's something that guys with 80 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,160 tiny stuff say to make themselves feel better. 81 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,840 Mine doesn't show and it doesn't grow. 82 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,560 I'm joking. I'm just joking. 83 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,640 I got a shave for it to show. Yeah, I have a micro penis, 84 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,600 guys. Yeah, the condition. 85 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,920 Can we all just move past it? I don't. 86 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,840 Well, come on. Like, think about it. 87 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,000 Think about it this way though. Think about it this way. 88 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,760 Micro PCs work just fine. Why can't the other micro PCs 89 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,440 work? It's true I've had no my micro, 90 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,240 my micro PC. Very good investment. 91 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,800 Here's my PP. That'll be my next PC 92 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:02,440 investment. You get one for 250 bucks that 93 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,880 has better RAM than mine. Yeah, like I was thinking about. 94 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,760 Yeah, I was either. Well, my computer is just old 95 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,840 enough so that it won't take Windows 11, so I need to either 96 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,800 get more RAM. Yeah, it comes with it or. 97 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,640 Which might? Which might it's. 98 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,160 Better though, you'll hate Windows 11. 99 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:19,840 I'm sorry. Windows 11. 100 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,160 I like Windows 11. And was better for me. 101 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,960 I liked it better. Bob said something a few weeks 102 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,720 ago. He said I liked Vista, we can't 103 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,160 let me. I like Vista too. 104 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,400 Nobody liked Vista was slower. Vista was going to suckier it. 105 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,800 Was the greatest thing. It was the 90s, of course it was 106 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,960 slow. It was still dial up Internet. 107 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,680 Come on. But like you had XP and it was 108 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,080 good and it did its thing and then Vista was. 109 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,960 Oh yeah, XP was never. The way it was shinier, it was 110 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,600 shiny. It was a shiny turd. 111 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,000 I thought Vista was. I will say like over like. 112 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,560 I prefer Windows XP also, I prefer this weird thing where 113 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,880 we're not upgrading our windows every two years. 114 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,680 We just keep the same one and they keep doing work on it. 115 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,240 Just keep the same one, go Windows and keep working on the 116 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,840 same one. It's like, hey, you're going to 117 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:11,440 get this big update because it's going to run better, not don't 118 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,880 change it every three years. You don't have to make anything 119 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,760 new. Stop Windows 10. 120 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,160 Windows 7 works. Specifically Windows 10. 121 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,240 Windows 10 was the exact same thing as Windows 7. 122 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,560 Literally the same thing. Why am I switching my computer? 123 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,600 Why am I doing this? Why am I? 124 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:32,600 It's like iOS. Going back to the RAM thing, you 125 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,720 got to make sure that if you're getting more RAM that you're 126 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:39,520 getting like DDR4 or DDR5 RAM at this point. 127 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,680 What do you mean 'cause there's there's a difference. 128 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:47,280 DDR4 it has more processing power which I'm assuming in a 129 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:53,280 micro PC and I'm I'm whatever it's so cheap it could be like 130 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:58,440 DDR2 or DDR3 which are absolute poo poo and processing power. 131 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,080 I mean, it also depends on what you're doing. 132 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,800 What are you doing with your computer, right? 133 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,640 Like my computer, I don't game on. 134 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,800 It doesn't even say you chatter. You're gaming on your PC. 135 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,120 You need that processing or you need it to kick. 136 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,040 I'm watching movie. I'm watching the three studios 137 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,440 on my computer. Like that's what I I don't need 138 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,080 processing power to watch a movie. 139 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,360 You don't. It just. 140 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,760 Runs a game on it. This thing to emulate if you. 141 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:25,120 Don't emulate, not for. Games it also depends on what 142 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:29,840 browser you're using because for some reason Chrome for whatever 143 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,120 reason takes like and this is the reason why I stopped using 144 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,640 it. It took up like I want to say 145 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:39,440 like a good quarter of my RAM usage while. 146 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,480 I remember when. Chrome came out, It was 147 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:46,000 advertised as a lightweight browser. 148 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,200 Yeah. And now it sucks. 149 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,480 I'll you know this is the way to go. 150 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,560 The first year, the first year it came out it was fine. 151 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,840 Google Chrome was great that first year, but then every year 152 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,760 after that they were out beat. I use Brave browser. 153 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,040 It works just fine for me. Not a lot. 154 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,960 You can use Opera. Brave is a little more private, 155 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,920 so they don't. They advertise not necessarily 156 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,040 that you aren't going to be the Internet, but that they won't 157 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,760 willingly give away your stuff online. 158 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,320 Like it's been proven that Chrome sells your, Google sells 159 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,400 your crap, everyone's attached to Google, they sell your info, 160 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:20,920 they sell it to third parties. So. 161 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,600 Does DuckDuckGo now but also. So does DuckDuckGo does it now? 162 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:29,400 And so does like the iOS what is it Fire, Firefox or whatever 163 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,520 does it now. Firefox homies. 164 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,320 Yeah, but it's just one of those things. 165 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:38,120 It's just one of those things where they they sell your info 166 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,400 and Brave prides themselves, they probably still do. 167 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,360 But don't get me wrong, I'm not dumb. 168 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,720 They're the business. They probably still do. 169 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,480 But that's one of the things is we don't willingly sell your 170 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:53,160 info to third parties. And so they're not like, they're 171 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,400 not like ultimate privacy. They're not like, oh, we're the 172 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:59,480 most private browser. But it's just like, and it works 173 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,920 really well. I use it on, I use it on my 174 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,920 phone, I use it on my computer. It works better for me. 175 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,360 There might be faster browsers out there. 176 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,560 Actually, that's something I could look up because. 177 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,840 GX is the best. Is Opera GX? 178 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,000 I've heard good thing about Opera, yeah. 179 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:18,240 Yeah, it's got like built, built in ad blocker, I mean stuff like 180 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,880 that. Yeah, it's Built for the Brave 181 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:25,160 has that as Yeah. You mentioned corporate overlord 182 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:29,560 stuff and I thought that and and Cheddar was grilling me. 183 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:33,800 So let's talk about popular conspiracies and if we believe 184 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,360 them or not. Oh geez. 185 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,200 OK. So we talked about it last week, 186 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,800 Alex. I don't. 187 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:44,400 Know. What you guys are flat? 188 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,320 I don't know. It could be on the podcast of it 189 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,280 anymore. Joey's like, well, that's where 190 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,640 I start. Yeah. 191 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,920 I think he started on podcasting because it this wide world. 192 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,400 It's just like. Or this whole or this? 193 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,080 Round world or something like that. 194 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:04,600 He's like. I love how in Dead Rain Three we 195 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,120 have that whole day of Marcus being a flat earther. 196 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,560 You're like I'm an Earth Earther. 197 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,800 That was brilliant. I came up with that on the spot. 198 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,680 I was like, is there going to be a flat earther? 199 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,000 That was really. Funny that's we're going to 200 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,920 space. Oh man. 201 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,320 But we talked about the moon landing. 202 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,400 What was that last week? Yeah, I listened to that. 203 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,920 Actually, I listened to that episode. 204 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,320 Joey, I agree with you. I don't think we went to the 205 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,320 moon in 1969. It's just. 206 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:33,760 Weird. I. 207 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,960 Honestly, dude, no, no, I honestly believe we went to the 208 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,040 moon. I don't think we never went to 209 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,240 the moon since then. We have been there multiple 210 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:46,560 times, but I don't in 1969, there was a Russian arms race or 211 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,400 a Russian space race going on. We had to beat Russia. 212 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,720 I think we clipped corners. And then the next year, two or 213 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,840 three, we actually went on. The next lunar landing we had, 214 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,840 we actually went. I I do believe that Apollo 11 215 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:04,040 did actually land on the moon with Neil Armstrong and Buzz 216 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:08,480 Aldrin because the pictures that they took it looks authentic 217 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,440 that I don't understand what, but Mr. Master was saying that 218 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,160 the shadow looks weird. I was like, huh? 219 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,320 There's a thing, if you look it out, the people talk about the 220 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,680 shadow and the flag. Well, shouldn't be waving. 221 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,640 It has a horizontal bar at the top that holds it. 222 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,120 So there there was a website, I did not take the time to go look 223 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:32,560 at it, but there is a website where they take images of a 224 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:37,400 satellite and they point it towards the moon and they 225 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,560 continuously take pictures of it and you can see the where 226 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:44,680 everyone landed. You can even like detail like 227 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,880 see where the Rover. Tracks are still detailed there. 228 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,760 Yeah, yeah, that's I'm. That goes along with my thing, 229 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,560 though. I honestly think we went to the 230 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,360 moon at some point. I don't think we went in 69. 231 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,760 I don't think we went in 69. I think it was too quick or too 232 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,800 soon. And honestly, it wouldn't 233 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:07,640 surprise me all that much if we had a lunar landing after 1969 234 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:11,240 that wasn't publicized. That wasn't this to even say, 235 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,240 oh, we went to the moon without publicizing. 236 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,840 Oh, it's our second time on the moon, And then they went again 237 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,840 publicized, and we're like, second time on the moon. 238 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,360 Yeah. I don't know. 239 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,880 I, I saw a, a thing of a documentary that it's like 240 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:30,640 classified files of like the, the infamous, what was it minute 241 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:36,000 2 minutes of lost audio from the moon mission. 242 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,160 And there's transcripts that were allegedly released. 243 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:45,800 And it says that Armstrong was talking about they're in the 244 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,360 craters, they're lined up in the craters and they're watching us. 245 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,520 Let's talk about seeing other people there and they're 246 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,120 watching them, they're tracking them and we need to get out of 247 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,360 here kind of thing. So that's pretty spooky. 248 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,120 Look into it. I don't want to. 249 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,520 So here. No. 250 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,520 Here's what Here's what happens. Here's what happens. 251 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,720 They're filming a fake moon landing and he's talking about 252 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,240 other people watching the fake moon. 253 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,080 Exciting movie. They're watching us. 254 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,440 They're watching us. Oh, no, they're here. 255 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,680 They're watching us. It's humans on Earth at some 256 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,240 secret base. Yeah. 257 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:20,360 I don't believe in aliens. I mean they of that what you 258 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,240 will. Yeah, I think there's. 259 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,080 Aliens. That's fine. 260 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,840 Yeah, I. Think we're legally I? 261 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:29,040 Think the US government is in possession of aliens, living 262 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,720 aliens and alien bodies. I have no real proof of that. 263 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,480 There's there is, it's true, but it. 264 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,560 Is a plan. It's demonic. 265 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,160 What's it called? They're fooling us, basically. 266 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,000 Yeah. Oh, I agree with that point, 267 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,720 Yes, I'm with you on that, Joe. It's not aliens, it's demonic 268 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,000 activity. They're gonna get spooky with 269 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,040 it. There is a a new planet that was 270 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,280 discovered not that long ago, quote UN quote. 271 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,320 And the way that they found it was one of the nearby stars. 272 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,920 I think it's like like 1000 light years away. 273 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,920 It's pretty close. It's not the closest, but it's 274 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,640 pretty close. And they, the only reason they 275 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:15,200 found it was because like the, the like lighting from that star 276 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,840 would hit us and it, they have like a little chart and it would 277 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:23,760 dip as soon as like an object would go in, go in front of it. 278 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:30,200 And then from what they see or from like what the like, what 279 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:34,600 the atmosphere is like throwing like towards us from the, the 280 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,520 rays heading the planet. It takes stuff from the 281 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,080 atmosphere. And it says that they said that 282 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:45,080 it's the same chemical compound or like the same atom compound 283 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,480 that early stage Earth had with life on it. 284 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:52,200 So it's like macro micro, but they can't really prove it yet 285 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,880 with absolute accuracy because I don't. 286 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,320 See how they could. It has something to do with like 287 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,640 some kind of like scale like 12345. 288 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:05,520 So like with 99.4% accuracy they can tell you what is on that 289 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,960 planet, but they're not going to say that there's life on that 290 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,920 planet until they have a 99.999 which is like 5 on their scale. 291 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,200 I forgot what it's called. But with that being said, it 292 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,280 could also just be like a volcanic planet because that 293 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:24,280 would be the same atom compound but they don't know yet. 294 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,600 I'm. Gonna start walking there 295 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:33,000 another conspiracy is 911 was an inside job what do you guys 296 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:38,480 think of that as red dots are forming on our faces from enemy 297 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,800 sniper rifles Alex believes it I want. 298 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,320 People, here's my thing. Here's my thing with conspiracy 299 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,480 theories in general. I absolutely love conspiracy 300 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,640 theories. They're entertaining, they're 301 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,840 great. True or not, they're fun. 302 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,560 They're fun. I do not go down the rabbit hole 303 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,760 because it does not affect my life in any way, shape or form. 304 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,840 And if I make it affect my life, I'm not changing anything, I'm 305 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,720 not fixing anything, and I'm just spiraling into a hole of 306 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:10,040 nothingness. I believe 911 was inside because 307 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,040 America makes most of its money on war. 308 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,480 America from the beginning, way back when. 309 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,880 Most, the most. And this is any country, not 310 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,320 just America. Not hating America. 311 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,080 I love America. It's my favorite country on 312 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,120 planet earth. It really is. 313 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,000 It's pretty cool. Yeah. 314 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 I love, I absolutely love America. 315 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,200 I love the freedom in America. I will not down troops or 316 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,400 anything like that ever. I'm not a hippie and I'm not 317 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400 going to sling my poo at Vietnam Veterans. 318 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,680 Never. But I will say this war 319 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,840 mongering is the most profitable. 320 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:45,280 War mongering is the most profitable institution on planet 321 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:49,120 Earth the way the system. Is it is. 322 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:53,800 So it's the same thing with the United States sending financial 323 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:57,080 relief to Ukraine and buying oil from Russia. 324 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,000 It's a war we're not even part of, and we're funding both 325 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,960 sides. We're funding both sides. 326 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:06,400 So when we are at times of peace, there's no money in 327 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,800 peace, there's no money in it. Not enough money, I should say, 328 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,760 for the bigwigs who want to be like. 329 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:17,200 So my, my thing is, we started a war 'cause we had some time of 330 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,960 peace and then now it's bubbling over. 331 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,160 But we did that to start a war to thereby make more money. 332 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,360 Simple as that. Again, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong. 333 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,560 Doesn't affect me. If I'm right, guess what? 334 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,360 It still doesn't affect me. It still doesn't affect me if 335 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,840 I'm right or wrong. Either way does not mess with me 336 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,440 at all. It doesn't change my life in any 337 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,800 shape or form. Oh, the government Shady from 338 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,040 day one late. No kidding. 339 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:48,200 I I'm one of those people. Oh, you could hear your opinion 340 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,520 on this cheddar. I. 341 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,560 'Cause I'm just a contrarian. Who? 342 00:17:53,560 --> 00:18:00,440 Just wants to literally this is the one where I'm like, I could 343 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:05,520 take either side because they're they say like jet fuel doesn't 344 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:10,360 melt steel beams. OK, but the impact of because 345 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,840 buildings aren't made or like skyscrapers weren't really made 346 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,880 for that. They were, they're made, well, 347 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,800 like any anything to hit them like at the top because then 348 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,120 they'll just Oh yeah, because then they don't have like the 349 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,600 they don't have like the structure, like the fail safe in 350 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,720 the structure to like make it uncollapsible. 351 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,240 So like, you know, with it having a gaping hole at the top, 352 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,240 obviously some stuff's going to fall from the top. 353 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,480 And then it's just going to do, you know, whatever I can. 354 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,080 Because the skyscrapers in New York, they were made for. 355 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,000 Earthquakes. Earthquakes. 356 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,480 So you know shaking them, it won't, it won't affect them that 357 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,400 much. But but generating. 358 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,800 Generating from the ground though, so the shaking would 359 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,080 come from the ground. I get what you're saying. 360 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,080 Exactly. So like all the pressure from 361 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,240 the top, you know, all the stuff that it will just collapse 362 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,360 because there's not that much stuff holding it. 363 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,440 It would just fall on itself. But then there's also the thing 364 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,920 where, you know, it's a giant building and only what was it 365 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:13,160 like 10 floors or something like that Above it was what fell. 366 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,720 I don't, I don't really know the specifics, but I also don't know 367 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,600 if jet fuel can melt steel beams. 368 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,040 Like they said that they disproved it. 369 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,680 I haven't seen anything for it. So I don't know. 370 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,200 I could, I would like to say that, you know, we had nothing 371 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,600 to do with it. Like why would Americans kill 372 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,280 them? Like why? 373 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,880 Why would why would someone would kill their own American? 374 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,680 Very precedent implication, I mean. 375 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,960 And it's not in that case. Too, Because it wasn't, it 376 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,360 wasn't just American passengers on there either. 377 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,920 It was like people from different countries. 378 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,440 So if it was an inside job, they would have to, you know. 379 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,880 Yeah, what do they hire? The terrorists, I don't think. 380 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:02,560 I don't think so. The security was super LAX back 381 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:06,040 then for airports. Oh, you got a Oh, you got a gun? 382 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,200 Yeah, just put it in your luggage and you'll be fine. 383 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,160 Yeah, you're good. You can carry it with you. 384 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,760 Yeah, you. Couldn't carry it on the plane. 385 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,120 You could check it. You could check it. 386 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,600 But no, I do see what you're saying. 387 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,200 My hope is that it wasn't because I don't want to think of 388 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,240 America killing American citizens. 389 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:29,080 But then you look at things later on, like President, I'll 390 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,120 call him President Biden, President Biden packing up and 391 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:37,680 leaving Iraq and leaving American citizens behind, just 392 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,520 leaving them behind. Yeah. 393 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:44,040 With no intention of going back for them, which actually is 394 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:46,240 treason. It's treason. 395 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:50,360 Like you can't in the laws. Leaving American citizens behind 396 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,560 is considered treason with no intention of getting them again. 397 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,400 And I'm not saying they were breaking the law like that. 398 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,000 That's different. Like if you're an American 399 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,440 citizen, you go somewhere, you break the law and America 400 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,920 doesn't come for you. It's because duh, you, you're an 401 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,400 idiot. But like, I'm talking like he 402 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,360 left and these were people who were working there. 403 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,200 He left him behind and we rolled out. 404 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,880 That's the type of America we have lived in before. 405 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,120 Again, I'm not necessarily saying I'm right. 406 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,040 I think it was a bit of an inside job. 407 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,520 If it's not cool, cool. I'm with it. 408 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,240 Either way, I think we should as people, we should. 409 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,480 When tragedy happens, no matter who does it, we should rally 410 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,400 together. We're Americans, like fellow 411 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,800 Americans. Let's gather together. 412 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,600 Let's support each other. Let's love each other and just 413 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,360 let's be on the same team with each other, even if there is a 414 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:42,280 higher power, not God obviously, but like a higher power even 415 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:46,520 above the president, that's against us or not against us, 416 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:51,800 but for themselves more than us. So in a time of, and that's a 417 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,880 big thing I take from that in a time of turmoil, we came 418 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,560 together as American citizens and we supported each other in 419 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:02,280 America as citizens. We became unbelievably strong in 420 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:06,680 that moment of we are together in this and I love that. 421 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,480 I love that side of that. So I really hope it wasn't a an 422 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,880 American higher power that did that. 423 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,160 Bob, what do you think was in? Was 911 an inside job? 424 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,120 I've looked into this subject extensively. 425 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,800 Unfortunately, there's a lot of there's a lot of insurance and 426 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,720 outs. There is the fact that Donald 427 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:34,840 Rumsfeld the day before said, whoops, we lost. 428 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,760 Like I think it was 4 point. You see the 4.2 billion, excuse 429 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:42,240 me, trillion or $2.4 trillion, They just, it just came up 430 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,840 missing. I didn't know what happened to 431 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:48,040 it. Yeah, the video footage, if you 432 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:53,440 watch the video footage of when the the aircraft crashed into 433 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:57,600 the Pentagon, number one, there was no there was no excuse me, 434 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:02,520 there was no windows. And it also flew so incredibly 435 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,440 low to the ground. You you would have been landing 436 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,520 the plane at that point with the trajectory that it came in. 437 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,000 I don't I don't personally believe that it was a plane. 438 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:19,320 You have the issue of the twin towers who had already withstood 439 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:24,200 an explosion back in the Clinton administration, the, when the, 440 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,520 there was a, a car bomb, rather sizable bomb let off in the 441 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,880 parking garages below. Those buildings went rather deep 442 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,720 into the ground. They were made to withstand, I 443 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,640 mean, nothing's made to withstand, you know, a, a 444 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,520 jetliner crashing into them 'cause you know, who thinks of 445 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,160 that? I, I don't know if they were 446 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,280 made to withstand earthquakes or not, but there was no, I mean, 447 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,000 there's no earthquakes up in, in that area. 448 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,960 So I don't think they would really necessarily be looking to 449 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,920 do that. I do know that both buildings 450 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:56,480 were rather stable. I do also know for a fact that 451 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:03,400 thermite after, after the the bombing that took place during 452 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,800 President Clinton's administration, they sprayed 453 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:11,080 thermite on the steel beams on the inner structures of the 454 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,560 building. And for those of you that know 455 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,120 what thermite is, it's basically magnesium. 456 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:18,600 And am I? I'm forgetting. 457 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,360 It's what they put in. They put it in the grenades and 458 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,920 grenades during warfare and it explodes in fireball and keeps 459 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:31,400 burning and water doesn't put it out and it's it's like 5000° or 460 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,880 more it. Burns. 461 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:37,120 Incredibly hot. Yeah, incredibly hot it'll it'll 462 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,640 cut a it'll cut just about anything in half. 463 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,280 So I I do know that for a fact that that took place. 464 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,400 I do also know that if a building were to have crashed 465 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:52,120 from, so if it's hit on whatever floor it's hit on, it's not 466 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,760 going to cause the entire building to collapse. 467 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,440 That's number one. Chain reaction. 468 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,800 No, but what chain reaction would there be? 469 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,720 However, the first floor fell. From what I saw in the video is 470 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,440 like it doesn't, it doesn't look like they like start sinking and 471 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,960 then they collapse. The top floors just collapse 472 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,880 onto itself. Right. 473 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,400 Seems like. They set off charges to do that. 474 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,080 Yeah, it would not. It would. 475 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,040 No. Building collapses in on itself 476 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:24,240 and doesn't leave a footprint unless it's it's a a demolition. 477 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,080 Demolished. Demolished. 478 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,720 Yeah, it's a trick they use in demolition of them. 479 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,000 That's a big thing of the skyscrapers, so that they in, so 480 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,920 that they kind of blow the outsides out in a way. 481 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,640 Not out, but so that it kind of concaves on itself because you 482 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,680 can't just knock down a skyscraper that's 400 story. 483 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:48,120 You'll kill 40 city blocks and people and you can't clear out 484 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,400 that much. So for that to fall like that, 485 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,320 like it did, just like it. Seems straight down. 486 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,120 So now, so now the IT is, it is, it's all very weird. 487 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,600 So now the question is, how did that happen? 488 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,320 I I don't know why did it happen? 489 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,720 I don't know. I don't, I don't fully 490 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,600 understand it. I do know that it is fully set 491 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,360 up on the hearts of men to do evil. 492 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,200 I do know that, you know, once you get to a certain place in 493 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,520 society, you have all the money that you and your great, great, 494 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,440 great grandchildren could ever spend throughout your entire 495 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,440 lives. You begin to look for something 496 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,760 else because it's it, you know, it's just like it if I'm, if I'm 497 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,040 a related to nerddom, it's like Pokémon, you got to catch them 498 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,960 all. So it becomes more about power. 499 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,360 It becomes more about having of that authority and some people 500 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,800 like to be in the backgrounds. Was it our government? 501 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,600 I don't know. It could have been, I don't 502 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,520 know. I hate to think I, I, I, I study 503 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,800 serial killers, I study people. I don't understand how somebody 504 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,760 can even kill another human being. 505 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,720 I understand there's reasons it's it's better to kill one 506 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,800 than, you know, to let somebody go. 507 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,720 I would, I would fully be willing to kill one person to 508 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,800 save, you know, dozens of lives. But you know, I don't understand 509 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,960 how anybody does that and I don't wouldn't understand begin 510 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,800 to understand why they would do it. 511 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,040 But I but what you said, Alex, was was was spot on that I did 512 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,320 see an outpouring of the American spirit like I, I have 513 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,840 personally never seen in my lifetime right after all of that 514 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,040 happened. And out of great, yeah, out of 515 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,200 great tragedy can come, can come, you know, wonderful 516 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,120 things. That's that's the thing about 517 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,360 people. I've never seen so many American 518 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,840 flags flying during that time. I've never seen so many people 519 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,560 all of a sudden start attending church. 520 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,680 I saw like a lot of people get saved during that time. 521 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,760 So I mean, it's, it's horrendous, but things can be 522 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,080 horrible. Things can be allowed to happen 523 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,920 because some really wonderful things can happen out of out of 524 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,240 results of that. And that saying all that just 525 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,120 made me realize a lot of my inner turmoil that I have today 526 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,640 really just helps myself out. So thanks for the therapy guys. 527 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,120 I really appreciate it. You're welcome. 528 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,400 We're talking about 911, Danny. Oh, that's. 529 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,920 Was it an inside job? It's a whole can of worms, 530 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,200 honestly. So let's talk about. 531 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,920 But it's awesome baby talking. About, but it's always. 532 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,840 Been an inside job. I mean, we're parts of it, not. 533 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,200 I got an inside job for you let. Me let. 534 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,960 Me, Let me. Let me hit you with this. 535 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,040 Let me hit you with this, OK? Yeah, hit. 536 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:34,160 Hit me with a baby. Put that away. 537 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,760 Hit me harder please. Hit me hard please. 538 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,720 Let him speak. Let him. 539 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,480 Cook. What does it matter? 540 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,920 Yeah, and that's the other thing too, honestly. 541 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,840 Ultimately, I'll never know so. I made I made that point myself. 542 00:28:54,520 --> 00:29:00,200 Myself, ever the realist and pessimist, who cares? 543 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,440 No, that's the point I made as well. 544 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,440 Yeah, well, that's the point I made as well. 545 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,840 I made that point at the end. I said, does it honestly? 546 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,720 Is it? If it's true, what does it 547 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,680 matter? If it's not, what does it 548 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,920 matter? It doesn't. 549 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,680 If it comes out as true tomorrow, that we're attacking 550 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,560 the American or that America is attacking its own people here 551 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,080 and there doesn't mean anything. It's not going to change 552 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,320 anything. And. 553 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,800 There's what's done is done. I mean, maybe it maybe it does 554 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,240 affect our lives, but there's what there's so many, only so 555 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,640 many things that we can do about it. 556 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,720 The only thing I can do is try to affect the world around me, 557 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,600 right? My reach doesn't extend that far 558 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,800 unfortunately. Like I said last week, I'm just 559 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,440 a little man doing little things. 560 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:48,600 I have my own little microcosm. I have you guys of whom I love 561 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,240 dearly. Name with COVID, who cares? 562 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,840 Was it fake? Was it not fake? 563 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,240 It wasn't. It was fake. 564 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,000 Everybody knows that. Cares. 565 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,000 My only thing with that is don't do it again. 566 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,360 Don't try to ride COVID coattails to try to do it again. 567 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,880 Of course they are. But it's like, come on, leave, 568 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,600 leave us alone. That's my thing. 569 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,640 Just leave us alone. Right. 570 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,800 That's my thing. Just leave me alone. 571 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,840 It's like, I don't care what you're trying to do. 572 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,960 And that, children, is why it's so important for us to be armed 573 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,680 because the best that we can do is affect the world around us, 574 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,800 you know, speaking as fast as we can. 575 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,000 I saw, I saw. Just so did you purchase that 576 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,920 weapon? I did not purchase it because I, 577 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,000 OK, I don't have my license yet, but I passed the certification 578 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,680 this week. So I got a voucher for my 579 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,680 Hunter's license and my concealed carry. 580 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,880 So I was going to look and like I said, after I went to three 581 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,520 different stores, I went to the one in Johnston, I went to 582 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,280 Jacobson, which is in Story City, and then they recommended 583 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,600 me to go to a place called State Center to look at what they 584 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,440 have, which is like 30 minutes South of me. 585 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,120 You. Selected a strange pick 586 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,960 honestly. Out of all the words that I, I 587 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,480 held that one, that one fit, that fit the best in my hand, 588 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,720 and. Boy. 589 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:18,680 No, Danny, you don't fit in my hand. 590 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,840 And you and so is was that a 380 caliber or was that a nine mil 591 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,040 it? Was 380. 380 so the thing about 592 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,360 380 is you should, you should not have a problem, especially 593 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,480 with that size of a gun, you shouldn't have a problem 594 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,400 mitigating the recoil or anything like that. 595 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,720 Cause things change once you do fire it and not much but. 596 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:49,320 That was from the gun store in Story City and I looked around, 597 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,760 they didn't have it at some the ranges because that's what I 598 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,240 went to was the one in Johnson and then the one in State 599 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,400 Center. Johnson. 600 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,200 Because and I was going to go because they have ranges and 601 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,440 they could you can rent a gun and they just did not have it. 602 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,480 So I went there and I looked at what they had. 603 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,720 I shot AI shot a shoot a gun for you. 604 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,040 Oh, did you? Yeah, that was all right. 605 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,680 Which which one? What was it? 606 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,960 It was a 380. I I don't know, it just didn't 607 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,360 feel right in my hand because like the the handle was like 608 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,160 really small. OK, Yeah. 609 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,720 And the way that I was holding it, my pinky would hang off. 610 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,480 Oh yeah, you don't want that. Yeah, that you, you definitely 611 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,000 want. Yeah, because that's what I had 612 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,520 with my M&P Shield. I that's, I had that issue in 613 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,200 the beginning and once I, when that was just for that magazine, 614 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,440 once I got the extender for the magazine and I was able to get 615 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,400 my pinky in on the purchase and my, my shop pattern changed and 616 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,440 wait, 'cause I, when I purchased that weapon, I didn't know much. 617 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,800 I just went to Frank's here in town that's no longer open. 618 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,200 And he's like, oh, I got this M&P and I was like, oh, military 619 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,560 and police. Yeah, heck yeah. 620 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,400 I'll take a weapon that says that on it, you know. 621 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,960 But they are, they are good guns. 622 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,800 And I and I do like it now. I did some modifications to make 623 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,360 it fit me, but you can't always do that. 624 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,240 If you can shoot a gun before you buy it, that's even better. 625 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,800 Yeah, I like everyone. I I went to every single gun 626 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,560 store and I was like, I'm a new buyer. 627 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,520 I get my application this month or this Monday I'm going to 628 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,360 Eldora to apply for it. And they're like all of them 629 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,560 unanimously said we you probably want a bigger hand handgun then 630 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,400 because it's smaller ones. They all told me it's it's 631 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:38,680 harder for small for new people to fire smaller handguns because 632 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:43,680 they're, yeah, like the shot patterns are weird and it's 633 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,920 something they, like, get used to essentially. 634 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,720 So why do you have to go to Eldora? 635 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,680 Because that's where the sheriff's count, that's where 636 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,880 the sheriff's is. I have to go to the sheriff's, 637 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,000 not Hamilton. You're not in. 638 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,200 Hamilton That's right. I keep forgetting that. 639 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,240 I keep thinking you're in Webster. 640 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,920 No. That explains that. 641 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,600 No, sorry. That's my problem. 642 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,159 Oh that's my thing with my gun cheddar. 643 00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:13,719 I have a diamondback 9mm and it's got that small handle 644 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,880 without the clip. It's way too small, as you can 645 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,120 see. Mine same way. 646 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,239 It's and it's a 9mm. I mean it's if it's in my pocket 647 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,920 doesn't show. It'll shoot plus P rounds as 648 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:29,040 well, which is really nice. But then with the clip on there, 649 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:33,239 it's got that extender that's perfect for Lexi and then boom, 650 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,360 it holds 6 rounds. Yeah, it holds 6 rounds. 651 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:43,880 So they also for the Diamondback specifically they also have a 652 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:48,239 380 version that can do you can get an extended mag for that's 653 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:53,960 10 rounds rather than the 6 + 1. Yeah, 3/3/80 is awesome for 654 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:58,160 especially like, you know, and more than likely this won't be 655 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,400 your first one or, you know, excuse me, this will be your 656 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,560 first one, but it def won't necessarily be your last one, 657 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,840 you know, So there's something you don't like about it, Move 658 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,200 on. If you don't like the gun at 659 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,520 all, sell it. They, they retain their value. 660 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,960 They're good investments. Like people. 661 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,760 Sorry. You can't sell people. 662 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,640 I mean, you can, just not. You really got to know where to 663 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,760 go. You can't. 664 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,520 Sell people in America? Yeah. 665 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,600 It happens all the time, unfortunately still. 666 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,240 Yeah, you got a legal look. Yeah, not legally. 667 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,200 You are correct there I. Don't know what dark alley to 668 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,720 look down, Yeah. You're pretty much. 669 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,400 You got to know what to work person to talk to. 670 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,480 Yeah, Jacob. I'll I'm I'm probably not 671 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,760 bringing a a GoPro on the guys trip. 672 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:42,800 Heck yeah. I don't know. 673 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,520 He had one. Awesome. 674 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,000 That'd be good to catalog, record some of the hikes and I 675 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,280 don't know, maybe some Ranger danger. 676 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,480 Some Ranger danger. Yes. 677 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,400 I'm going to act like I know what that means. 678 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,120 Oh boy, that's our, that's our. Show that we're going to make. 679 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,120 Oh. Yeah, I thought I knew what it 680 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,440 was. OK, It's like perfect. 681 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,400 Perfect name. Written out. 682 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,680 I'm in. We totally could. 683 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,120 Pretty funny stuff. It's got to be. 684 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,640 Yes, hopefully there's a shooting range near there. 685 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,520 I was looking at, I don't know, I I couldn't find anything. 686 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,760 I don't. Think there is. 687 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,640 So just shoot. Each other. 688 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,200 So the so the right so. Survivor just goes to jail. 689 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,040 Cheddar, if you're ever, if you're ever like near where I am 690 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,520 and, and like, we can set up a date. 691 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,840 I can take you to the, to the, the rifle and pistol club here 692 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,520 in town. I can take you as a visitor and 693 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,760 you we can go shoot your gun. You can practice. 694 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,080 We can I can give you some tips if if I if I know much of 695 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,920 anything. She can pay for it afterwards. 696 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,160 Well, I mean, there is that I will. 697 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:54,120 Be expecting payment. All right, I'll bring my knee 698 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,920 pads. I don't want your money. 699 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,000 I don't want you. Your money's no good here, Sir. 700 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,480 I. Don't think what do you want me 701 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,800 to? How do you want me to pay you 702 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,840 back then? Credit card me. 703 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:13,240 Credit little gross. I didn't have a touch of toes. 704 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,640 I'll show you where the wild things grow. 705 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,600 Oh, that's a wild thing. Whoa, that's pretty wild. 706 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,440 Wild. Oh man. 707 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,040 So yeah, we got one more grueling week of work and then 708 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:35,680 us guys will be embarking together for a sexual and 709 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,840 euphoric experience. I like the weather. 710 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,840 The weather's supposed to be like mid 70s all week. 711 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:46,360 Yeah. Of low 60s and high 50s so. 712 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,320 Really warm? Yeah, that's shorts weather. 713 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,000 Towards weather and which I hate, I'm probably gonna bring 714 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,680 like rash guard and stuff 'cause. 715 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:59,440 I want just to RIP absolute ass. I I had AI had a terrible cold 716 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:00,680 chill. Wasn't me. 717 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,720 I heard. It sounded like this. 718 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,160 Yeah, what a baby. Yeah. 719 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,360 It was understated, but. Very excited for it and it's 720 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,280 it's gonna be a lot of fun and yeah. 100. 721 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,480 Percent. So what's the what's the writing 722 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,520 plans then? I'm gonna ride you all week. 723 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,640 OK. Alex is like. 724 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,040 A shirt on. Yeah. 725 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,120 Wow. OK, so how are we getting? 726 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,920 There. So so I can. 727 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:39,560 Update on that situation. So if, if we take, if we take 728 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,480 Alex, if Alex comes like we meet him or however that works, like 729 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:48,240 I can always take our van, that'll that'll be 6 passengers 730 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,320 for us. I could still, we should still 731 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,360 have plenty of seating available. 732 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,240 I'd take the Explorer 'cause I would prefer to, but the van 733 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,640 would offer just a little bit more room and if we absolutely 734 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:06,680 have to, I have canvas toppers that we can put all or most of 735 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,160 our gear in and just write it on top. 736 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,280 Oh yeah, if we need the luggage rack. 737 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,000 So honestly, I don't think that I'll need any I I think I'll 738 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,800 have maybe 2 bags. Yeah, I won't. 739 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,200 I won't have a lot. I'll have a little bit of food. 740 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,360 I want to have mini clothes. I will bring a few guns, but 741 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,720 nothing like crazy. I'm not going to bring like a 742 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:32,280 couple 1000 rounds of, you know, ammunition or silly like that. 743 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,480 I thought that it would be silly, but. 744 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,840 It's just going to be like my clothes, the kids clothes and 745 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,080 one bag and then I'm bringing my Xbox, my PlayStation and my 746 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,520 PlayStation VR2. Yeah, I'll probably bring my 747 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:48,520 Switch and and maybe the VR. OK, I can I can bring a spare 748 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,720 controller for the PS5. OK, I've got 4 controllers. 749 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:56,440 Never mind, then I'll. Probably bring mine too. 750 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,720 OK. We could do a local Co-op or 751 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,440 whatever, yeah. Maybe something, if only if only 752 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,880 mine didn't get stolen. System link party. 753 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,120 Yeah, yeah. That's. 754 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,040 Terrible issue. You haven't been able to get it 755 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,080 replaced or anything, huh? Not yet, no. 756 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,400 In other news, I got this PS5 for free so I only have two. 757 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,440 Yeah, that's pretty cool. I just found it in this guy's 758 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:25,760 house I drove 2 states over for. Three states, I think. 759 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,000 That's awesome. Yeah, it was worth it. 760 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 It's. Three states, yeah. 761 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're looking forward to it. 762 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,280 My computer I'll bring for recording purposes. 763 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,280 Tripod. Bring my laptop as well. 764 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,960 Should I bring my mic? I'm I'm bringing. 765 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,720 I think we should. I think we should all bring our 766 00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:49,760 mics, yeah. Yeah. 767 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:55,160 And then, yeah, I'll have my, I'll have my GoPro and then I've 768 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:59,400 got like the little stick for it and like a little octopus thing 769 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,680 for it as well. Heck yeah hentai. 770 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,360 OK. Yeah. 771 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,120 Are we going to just set that up in the corner and like, pretend 772 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,440 that it's not there kind of thing? 773 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,080 You'll never know that it's there to begin with. 774 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,920 I don't remember that that at all. 775 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,840 People say that about me. I've got one of those chest rigs 776 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,720 for it, so I'll just wear that and you'll pretend that it's not 777 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,960 there. OK. 778 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,000 So it'll be like body Cam footage I'll pretend to be. 779 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,920 Police officers found footage of our adventure. 780 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,240 You have to roll up on me and I'll have my shirt tied like the 781 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:39,120 Daisy dude. Oh man. 782 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,960 You know why I pulled you over, Sir? 783 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,600 No, Officer. Why did you pull me over? 784 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:14,080 Because you're black. Speeding. 785 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,280 No, because you're black. Hold on to this. 786 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:23,440 Firearm and this bag of weed. Yonder was for having weed. 787 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:25,760 Wait. What? 788 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,680 Please. Please get out of the car so I 789 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:32,400 can beat you. No, just let me do my job. 790 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:40,080 Come on, just let me do my job. I think I should do a skit with 791 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:44,920 that with Gavin for the podcast. It'd be pretty good. 792 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,960 Were we wanting to stream anything, anything we wanted to 793 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,840 plug or like that? Plug me. 794 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,960 Well. That's that's going on the the 795 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,440 the Pornhub page, but I'm talking about like. 796 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,400 Not even actually. You're making it public. 797 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,960 Some people had. To make money, man. 798 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,920 Yeah, I guess so. The taster content, Yeah. 799 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:12,480 Spicy guys trip. Gone wrong, gone sexual. 800 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,960 Sexual style. Don't open Don't watch this 801 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,520 video at 3:00 AM. Yeah, because it's pretty gay. 802 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,240 It's pretty gay. You'll make it gay. 803 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:30,640 If you want so if you're a new listener, thanks for for that. 804 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,200 Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. 805 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,560 This Is Us pretty much the whole time. 806 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,160 I feel sorry for my dad of all people. 807 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,200 Yeah. You know, as he was, you know, 808 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:45,640 when he was our age. I bet you that he never thought 809 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,360 that as a 50 year old man, he'd been hanging out with a bunch of 810 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,560 30 year old dudes. Yeah, probably. 811 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,200 Happened in the middle of the woods. 812 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,360 Alone. That's always been my no. 813 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,960 No phones. Pretending to be straight. 814 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,600 No phones. No phones. 815 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,560 Pretending to be straight, Yeah. Pretending runs all over the. 816 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:07,960 Place. Oh no, my clothes came off. 817 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,240 It's a good thing it's Bathroom I. 818 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:17,920 Need you to help wipe me. Oh no, Dad, I'm in your bed 819 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,680 again. More more like. 820 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,200 More like the blank. Is down, I'm Naked. 821 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,440 Dad, that steak was the best thing I've ever had in my life. 822 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,720 If you were my dad, I'd do things with you. 823 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:40,720 He's he's choosing to willingly make steak again. 824 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,800 Yeah. Wag you even. 825 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,160 That tells you something. Hey you. 826 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,600 Hey, I'm going to eat that wag you. 827 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:52,080 I just, I just want to say, look, I'm not gay, OK? 828 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:57,000 But attention is attention. 20 bucks, 20 bucks you do. 829 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,680 It. For attention, I do it for. 830 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,640 Attention. I just want Lovings, that's all. 831 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,400 Nobody. Loves. 832 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,200 Me, I don't. Care who grabs me. 833 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,480 I close my eyes, lay my head back and enjoy the ride. 834 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,360 He's like a golden retriever. He just wants pets. 835 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,280 Yeah, he just wants belly rubs. Exactly. 836 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,160 Thank you, Joey. I just want pets, That's it. 837 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:27,560 Guys, I got Mission Impossible masks of all your faces so. 838 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,440 Oh no. I'm having sex with myself. 839 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,200 Not again.