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The Main Menu podcast presents 
CAD under the table. 

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I'm not going to make it out of 
here alive. 

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I know I'm dying. 
I'm going out in a blaze of 

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glory. 
Yeah, hopefully. 

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What does that? 
What does that mean though? 

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Well. 
You know a bunch of people on 

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your way out. 
Hopefully. 

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No. 
I mean, if they're bad guys, 

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yeah. 
Well, everyone is. 

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Well, I mean, to some extent, 
yeah. 

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But like, yeah, you know, 
hopefully I don't have dementia.

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And I think the wrong people are
the bad guys. 

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It's possible. 
It is possible that'd be bad. 

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Possible. 
Yeah. 

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You won't know. 
Yeah, well, that's true. 

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I'll probably think there's 
zombies. 

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Yeah, it might be fun. 
I don't know. 

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It might be the best thing for 
you. 

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Yeah, they're all zombies. 
Dad, what are you doing? 

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I'm. 
Saving you. 

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I wonder if when you're in 
dementia, if it, I mean it, is 

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it familiar to you or do you 
know that something's not right 

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kind of thing? 
I don't know. 

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It doesn't appear that way. 
It appears that people, well, it

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appears they're, they're, you 
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Their lunacy is. 
Is real, blissfully unaware. 

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So maybe that way, maybe it's 
the place to be, man. 

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I mean, they often really don't 
understand, from what anybody 

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can tell, you know, that there's
anything wrong. 

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They're just, they know what 
they know. 

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Yeah, and they walk out into 
traffic and lights out. 

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I don't know. 
Sometimes, yeah. 

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Sometimes. 
As long as you. 

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Don't let them do that. 
Let them live in their 

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simulation. 
You. 

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Might, you know, I had my 
grandma, my one grandma, my 

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mom's mom. 
Like she, she was having 

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delirium. 
Delirium tremors. 

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Yeah, or tremens. 
I think it's tremens. 

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Tremens. 
I think it's tremens. 

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Look that up, Jamie. 
But anyway, she was seeing bugs 

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and, you know, ants all over the
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Oh, really? 
It is tremens. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
It's and it's because of all the

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alcohol. 
She she basically, and she 

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hadn't drank anything for years.
That was the worst part about 

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it. 
She had just, she had completely

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destroyed her liver. 
She had a liver. 

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The the doctor said her liver 
was the size of 1/4. 1/4. 

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Yeah, and it was no longer 
functioning. 

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She had she had cirrhosis. 
No kidding, you got a little 

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Raisin in there. 
Yeah, basically doing. 

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Anything. 
Dang, you know I can get that 

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small? 
Yeah, a little date. 

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No doubt. 
Yeah, Yeah, it was bad. 

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And it the, the, it's the worst.
The terrible thing about it is 

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she'd quit. 
She'd get quit drinking seven 

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years before she died. 
It takes that long to. 

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I guess she went to the doctor 
and he was like, you know, hey, 

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lady, quit drinking. 
You're going to die. 

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OK. 
And like, growing up, she, yeah,

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she had, she always when I was 
growing up, she always had a 

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glass of whiskey in her hand. 
Always. 

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All the time. 
Never, never. 

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Didn't have. 
And I think if I remember right,

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I'd have to ask Dad again. 
Yeah. 

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Well, she drank the gut rot 
stuff. 

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The the 10 I think it was 10 
high which is still around which

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is like. 
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The cheap stuff will never go 
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No, no, like Hawkeye vodka. 
Pabst Blue Ribbon. 

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You got to, you got to figure 
like back then, back in the 80s,

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let's see, it would have been 
early 90s when she, well, it was

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like mid 80s. 
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maybe $5 for a bottle, maybe 
less. 

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I don't know. 
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Yeah, but I mean back then it $5
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Probably like a 2015 maybe? 
About that, yeah, yeah, but 

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yeah, I mean, there's holidays, 
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I remember calling to my mom. 
Mom. 

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Grandma peed herself again. 
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Passed down the bed and. 
Just peed all over herself. 

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The couch it was. 
It happened all the time. 

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That's that's pretty bad. 
Yeah, man. 

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Yeah, My my grandma was 
delirious near the end. 

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Just hope I'm not old age. 
I don't know. 

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It shouldn't. 
I wasn't diagnosed with 

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anything. 
She just started saying wacky 

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stuff. 
You're just like, yeah, Grandma.

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Yeah. 
You see the you see the mail boy

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here? 
That's great. 

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Good for you. 
I think there may come a time 

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where, where I decide, you know,
I, I'm going to go ahead and 

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play the crazy card, you know, 
and I may just have some fun 

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with it. 
If I, if I make it to the late 

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60s, you know, maybe early 70s, 
something like that, I, I might 

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start doing that. 
I don't know. 

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Just to get out of 
conversations. 

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I mean, could be, yeah. 
It's a kind of social suicide, 

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but. 
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Sometimes it's worth it. 
I don't know, as you get older, 

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it's just it seems and, and I, 
I'm, I'm conferring with some 

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friends that are my age and 
older. 

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You just get tired of people 
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Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty tired of 
people. 

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I, I shake my head probably, you
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of times a day at people just 
wow, I can't believe you just 

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did that. 
Yeah, I just watch any like dash

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Cam video. 
I'm just. 

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Like yeah, I watch in real life.
These people vote no. 

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I can't believe they gave they 
have a license port Tim. 

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Legally. 
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tried a dozen times and I feel 
like they're being like overly 

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strict with him, but I mean, 
it's how they should. 

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Get his license. 
He's real close. 

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He's doing, he's doing really 
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I feel like he took a little 
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than what he should have, but 
you know, it is what it is. 

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I mean, I did you take driver's 
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See, I I did. 
I I caught on to it real, real 

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quick. 
But then again, I was due. 

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Yeah, well, I was driving at the
age of 12. 

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Yeah. 
My mom let me, yeah. 

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That can happen, yeah, But there
are some kids 'cause I did take 

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public driver's Ed and I did 
pretty well. 

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It's kind of a, you know, 
average. 

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The natural, you could say, but 
pretty average. 

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But there were some kids who, 
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We had pairs and we went out to 
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The teacher would drop us off in
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We'd do the switch to see how 
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then if you do good enough, he 
deems that you're capable of 

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going on the road. 
But there were some kids, they 

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don't make it out of the parking
lot and I never know what 

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happens to them. 
Like they can't grasp the hand 

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over hand steering. 
Like their arms literally get 

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twisted up. 
No kidding. 

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What happens to those kids? 
I don't know. 

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I don't know. 
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All moved on and left them 
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I've got to assume they figured 
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I would have to assume maybe it 
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learn to, you know, hand over 
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I mean, I, I had a kid in my, my
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doing the over the road thing 
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students at a time, 3 or 4. 
I think it was just three 

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because if I remember, it was 
four people in the car and one 

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was obviously the, you know, 
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kid, man, he just, I don't know.
I don't know what he had going 

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on his head. 
He just couldn't get it. 

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You know, we'd be coming up. 
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So going into a park, right, you
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would come to a four way stop 
and there was a bait shop on the

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right. 
There's a Dairy Queen, one of my

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favorite places on the left. 
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down into the park area down 
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And he we're coming down this 
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hill, you know, and he's coming 
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No big deal. 
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And, and I'm like, I'm sitting 
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Gonna stop, right? 
He's gonna stop, right? 

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And the instructor goes stop 
stop and no response. 

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Yeah, that's not stop the brake.
Stop. 

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And then I mean, like 2 feet 
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it's like, yeah. 
That. 

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Break. 
Like why did it take you like 10

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What happened? 
Froze up. 

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I don't know. 
He did that, Yeah. 

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So that guy did not end up 
passing. 

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The first time, no. 
And what happens to him? 

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I don't know. 
So they they. 

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They get, they get recommended. 
He he in fact, he said back then

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it was, you know, you drive with
your parents, all right? 

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Yeah, drive with your parents 
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again. 
Sorry, I was pooping. 

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Heck yeah. 
Cheddar was pooping. 

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I was pooping. 
Was it a boy or girl? 

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Was it a boy or a girl? 
Was it a Lenny? 

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A Lenny under neutral. 
Well, no, See, So Lenny, Lenny's

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the joke is, which I don't, I 
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I think it's reality. 
But the joke is that Lenny has a

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hypodermic needle for a, you 
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And he can, he can impregnate 
you at will, and you won't even 

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know what happened through the 
pants. 

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Yeah, it's happened several 
times. 

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It's like a proboscity several. 
Times. 

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Wow, that's. 
He's he's mad at me 'cause I 

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have a bored like half a dozen 
babies now. 

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Gets. 
Angry at me? 

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Yeah. 
It's not purposeful. 

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I mean, he doesn't. 
It's not my fault he puts them 

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in the wrong place. 
Maybe he doesn't mean to. 

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He he says it's my fault and he 
means to. 

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Your fault you were bending over
in front of me. 

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I have. 
No choice. 

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You're pregnant again, Dang it. 
Congratulations are pregnant. 

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My body just rejects them, you 
know, as they should. 

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Abominations they would be. 
Should their little baby Lenny's

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in there? 
He's the best parts of male and 

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female. 
Right. 

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He's all wrapped up into one I 
love. 

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His masculine and feminine 
charms. 

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I'm really kind of jealous of 
his wife. 

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I ought to be completely honest.
Yeah, yeah. 

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Or actually, as far as I'm 
jealous of Lenny because she 

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apparently she has the the 
libido of a 15 year old 1415 

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year old boy. 
That's a lot. 

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Yeah, I'm. 
That's a that's a feel. 

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Bad for Lenny. 
That's a chemical imbalance 

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that's like a real. 
It's it's one I would love. 

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It's a thing that it could be 
classified as a problem. 

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It could be, it's not. 
Normal. 

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That's not normal. 
No, it's not, but I mean. 

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That's one you can live. 
If you find a Unicorn, you grab 

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a hold of that sucker and you 
keep it and you don't let her go

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A. 
Lot of times, I don't know. 

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Have you ever had to fight off a
woman? 

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No. 
Joey, Mr. Master and I shot at 

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each other today. 
You shot at each other today. 

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Yeah, yeah, I didn't. 
I was dodging bullets. 

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I sound better now, yeah. 
Yeah, yeah, OK. 

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It was on default. 
For some reason I was just about

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to say you sound far, kind of 
far away. 

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You sound far away A. 
Gun. 

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I had a gun. 
I I still have a gun. 

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Dang it. 
So what you guys want shooting 

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together? 
Yeah, it took him with one 

229
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another. 
The rifle and pistol club here. 

230
00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:18,560
In that indoor place, yeah, 
that's a good setup. 

231
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,240
I like it. 
It really is. 

232
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,000
You just do your thing, man. 
Yeah, it's, it's nice. 

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We had a guy come in there and 
and I usually try to go out at 

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times when there isn't anybody 
there just because I like my 

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privacy. 
But you know, that way I can do 

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things that, you know, like I 
can do. 

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Like I got a new gun. 
I like to, I like to take and do

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a mag dump, right, Just to see 
how the gun handles it. 

239
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And people get nervous around 
that. 

240
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,120
I don't. 
I mean I guess I can kind of 

241
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understand it, but I want to see
if that thing can handle it. 

242
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As long as you don't do the turn
right, turn right, don't do the 

243
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turn. 
Don't put that thing anywhere 

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else. 
Keep. 

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It down the range, don't. 
Always down range, great, yeah, 

246
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but no Cheddar did great. 
He's he's got a good stance. 

247
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He's got games pretty well. 
I mean, it's, yeah. 

248
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That's my first time ever firing
a handgun too. 

249
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Did. 
You stand. 

250
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Wait, you're first behind him? 
That was my first time. 

251
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I I did for a minute. 
I stood behind and watched him. 

252
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I mean. 
He grabbed his arms, kind of 

253
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like. 
And a tender embrace. 

254
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Yeah, soft breath down the. 
Neck. 

255
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,760
Yeah, you squeeze. 
Squeeze the trigger. 

256
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,360
Squeeze the hole. 
Squeeze it like you mean it, 

257
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honey. 
Gently. 

258
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,720
Squeeze it like. 
It's like you're trying to get 

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ketchup out of ketchup bottle. 
Oh, that's furiously. 

260
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,080
Oh, don't do that. 
That can do that centrifugal 

261
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,480
movement going. 
Wow, wow. 

262
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,760
So you adjusted for recoil 
pretty well? 

263
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,880
I think so. 
That's the thing, yeah. 

264
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,480
No, no, he. 
Gets there the first time, yeah.

265
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,400
That's A380 though, right? 
So it's pretty good. 

266
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,040
Now it's 9. 
Mil. 

267
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,520
Oh, it is a nine mil. 
I thought you said 380. 

268
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,720
I'm tripping. 
The first gun I was looking at 

269
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was. 380, yeah, OK. 
He's tripped about that. 

270
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I got. 
I know I got pretty good. 

271
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That's good. 
Yeah, I. 

272
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Took my 40 that I bought from a 
friend and I hadn't taken it to 

273
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the range yet. 
Again. 

274
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I was having the same problems 
he was having. 

275
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Where you fire around and it 
doesn't want to chamber 

276
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completely. 
It's like about an inch or so 

277
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away from. 
So he told me that, and I told 

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him that you probably just need 
brass rounds. 

279
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,280
A lot of guns don't like the 
steel. 

280
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,680
Yeah, that's possible too. 
Sometimes it's a lubrication 

281
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issue. 
Sometimes. 

282
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So guns. 
Guns are funny depending upon 

283
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who makes them, but like, 
sometimes it's just a matter of 

284
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breaking them in. 
My my brother said when he would

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purchase a new gun, the very 
first thing he would do is he 

286
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would run 1000 rounds through 
it. 

287
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:44,160
And when I say when I say that I
mean he would rack 1000 rounds 

288
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through it. 
He would. 

289
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:48,280
Oh, interesting. 
Load a magazine and just and 

290
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,960
then just keep doing it. 
He would do it you. 

291
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,800
Gotta wear something down on the
microscopic level. 

292
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,320
Yeah, absolutely. 
It's gonna be continually used, 

293
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,720
but that's cool. 
I'll go. 

294
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,720
I actually kept. 
The the targets that I use so 

295
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,400
I'll go grab them real quick. 
Let's. 

296
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,280
See how we did? 
Let's do a professionally value 

297
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,160
evaluation. 
OK, so. 

298
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,400
Oh. 
Let's fuck. 

299
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:16,800
This this was my first one. 
OK, little to the left or it 

300
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,800
might be mirrored for me. 
Yeah, it's mirrored. 

301
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,680
This is my right hand. 
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's 

302
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,560
correct. 
Little to the left, little low. 

303
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,120
That's fine. 
I believe this was my second 

304
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one. 
OK, course. 

305
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,360
Correct. 
Very. 

306
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,000
Nice. 
Tighter. 

307
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,960
I think this was my third one. 
Yeah, a lot of bull dies in that

308
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,880
one. 
Yeah. 

309
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:41,040
And then I was, I was trying to 
like shoot faster on this one. 

310
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,840
Whoa, why is there a picture of 
me on that one? 

311
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,880
Oh, you weren't supposed to see 
that. 

312
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,480
Why am I naked? 
How did you get that? 

313
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,680
That's from behind. 
I know what. 

314
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,880
You're saying you're, you're, 
let's just say your wife will do

315
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,520
things for money. 
Yes. 

316
00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:02,480
Just like I taught her. 20 bucks
is 20 bucks, just like I taught 

317
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,320
her. 
Shut up in there. 

318
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:10,640
Geez, don't make me. 
I'll do it. 

319
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,800
But no, we went to Dunham's 
afterwards and I and I bought a 

320
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,240
crap ton of ammo. 
Yeah, they do it. 

321
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,680
He did. 
He did good. 

322
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,560
One metric. 
Right I I checked when I got 

323
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,800
back, I have actually had 1200 
rounds of nine. 

324
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,560
Oh nice. 
So yeah, he just. 

325
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,640
He just gifted me like I think a
total of like 50 rounds or 

326
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,680
something like that. 
Someone's like, yeah, it's 

327
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,560
fifty, 60-70, something like 
that, yeah. 

328
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,520
Yeah. 
Oh, like loose, loose bullets. 

329
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,560
Just so. 
Yeah. 

330
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,760
Oh, there was, what's funny, Mr.
Master in the bag because I took

331
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,160
it out and I was going to load 
it. 

332
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,640
There was a, there was a 40 in 
there. 

333
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,680
So now I just have a straight 
40. 

334
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Nice. 
Where was where was that in the 

335
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,280
which one? 
The nine mil bag. 

336
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,040
It was in the 9 mil baggie, 
yeah. 

337
00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,720
You. 
Yeah. 

338
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,600
Do you guys have gun shows 
around there? 

339
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,680
Yep, yes. 
OK. 

340
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,520
I was going to say there's one 
kind of close by to me and if 

341
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,960
there's one coming up, then I 
could get rounds and you guys 

342
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,640
could reimburse. 
Because they're cheap the the 

343
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,400
good one. 
So at Dunham's right now they're

344
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:22,280
they've have they're Blazers, 
which I've always had good good 

345
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,440
luck with blazer Blazers. 
There's I've not had any 

346
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:29,480
problems with them. 1299 for A50
round box and their full metal 

347
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,920
jacket and their and their 
brass. 

348
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,720
Yeah, yeah, really hard to be. 
I like. 

349
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,040
Brass. 
I really, I really do. 

350
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,200
I do like brass better. 
I also feels fine if your gun 

351
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,560
likes it and it's cheap. 
But. 

352
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:45,920
I also bought a 25 box of hollow
point. 

353
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,920
Deck, yeah. 
No, those are self-defense 

354
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,160
rounds. 
Yeah, they're ready to plug 

355
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,120
somebody. 
Yeah, without going through 

356
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:58,640
'cause I, I, I went, I went with
115 grain, I believe. 

357
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,520
I wouldn't mind games, but. 
I kind of like to get into 

358
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,119
reloading. 
I think that'd be fun. 

359
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,240
I would too. 
So the gentleman that was in 

360
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,520
there like we got to talk in a 
little bit. 

361
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,800
It's something that I, I would 
like to do someday. 

362
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,520
Yeah, the next, in the next 
couple months I, I'll be 

363
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,440
starting my knife sharpening 
business up. 

364
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:22,280
And so I'm just about 
financially where I, I've just 

365
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,560
about hit some goals that I set 
and then I'll be starting the 

366
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,079
LLC process and we're going from
there. 

367
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:32,040
So, and my hope is that that 
that kind of blossoms into 

368
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,760
something beautiful and 
wonderful. 

369
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,560
I can get my FFL and eventually 
I could work on other people's 

370
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,560
firearms and do. 
You need an FFL for knife 

371
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,640
sharpening. 
No, not for knife sharpening, 

372
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,360
but. 
For, it's kind of kind of like a

373
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,080
gateway thing. 
To yeah, it would be so to be 

374
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,320
able to work on people's 
firearms like dunsmithing or 

375
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:57,160
refinishing, which I I really 
enjoy refinishing restorations, 

376
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,920
stuff like that. 
If you're going to have 

377
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:02,600
somebody's firearm overnight, 
you have to have an FFL if it's.

378
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,720
Not. 
So and I and I want to do it. 

379
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,160
I don't want to, you know, do 
this back back door, you know, 

380
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,520
in the middle of a cornfield 
stuff. 

381
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,280
I want to do everything legit 
up. 

382
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,800
Front. 
Yeah, that's cool. 

383
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,360
Sexy guy. 
Hey, Danny. 

384
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,680
Oh, we also ran at Dunl's. 
We actually ran into the guy 

385
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,840
that that works there. 
That guy asked the question for 

386
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,560
what can go to what round can go
through a police officer's vest.

387
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,240
Jeez. 
Yeah, he did. 

388
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,280
He too, he said. 
He did tell him 22. 

389
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,280
I was like that away, man. 
That's the only we said that. 

390
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,840
I think Cheddar did, didn't he? 
I I think it was Alex. 

391
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,160
OK, Yeah, somebody. 
Yeah, he did. 

392
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,360
Because I said like paintballs 
and stuff like that. 

393
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,520
Rubber, rubber. 
Bullet. 

394
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,200
Oh oh. 
Danny's dress. 

395
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,280
Is noble 6. 
It's my greatest. 

396
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,720
Fantasy. 
I figured it was like the White 

397
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,520
Ranger. 
Silver Ranger. 

398
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,400
That's. 
Looks like a white Ranger. 

399
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,600
That's pretty cool, yeah. 
OK, OK. 

400
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,560
You can't get it off. 
He's stuck. 

401
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:10,400
He made it. 
I can't breathe in there Is 

402
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,320
Doomslayer. 
Man, you're really getting into 

403
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,680
that. 
Doom. 

404
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:19,520
Put it on when you play that. 
'D be hard, but you know, do it.

405
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,840
There you go. 
That's OK. 

406
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,960
Now I see it better. 
OK. 

407
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,600
Yeah, nice. 
It's Noble 6. 

408
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,200
Dang it, you said Power Rangers 
and I can't Unsee it, right? 

409
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,320
That's terrible. 
That is really neat. 

410
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,440
No, the man, the lights and 
everything too. 

411
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,680
Dang sick. 
Your mic isn't going through, 

412
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,720
Danny. 
I heard. 

413
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,480
Him it is it was a little bit 
this is real quiet can. 

414
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,600
You hear me now? 
Yes, it's. 

415
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,320
Probably just too far away, 
that's all. 

416
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,520
That sounded so good. 
So then you get, there's this, 

417
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,000
it's a the blue card key, the 
key card, yeah. 

418
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,240
Oh well. 
Listen. 

419
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,240
Listen. 
Listen. 

420
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,480
That's metal. 
Metal. 

421
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,720
It's heavy. 
Wow. 

422
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,080
You can use that on me. 
They can use it on you. 

423
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,680
Oh, it's early. 
Debit or credit? 

424
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,000
Early, early filing to get. 
Nice. 

425
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,160
You'd like it? 
You'd like to make a deposit. 

426
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,240
I know. 
Oh, it has a chip, OK. 

427
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,240
And it's. 
Not a swipe, it's insert chip. 

428
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:17,960
It's insert chip. 
No, it's pretty cool though. 

429
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,480
Who got you that? 
Bree and the kids did. 

430
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,360
Oh, nice. 
Yeah, very nice. 

431
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,000
OK, dude. 
Heck yeah. 

432
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,680
OK, so we talk what we talk 
about. 

433
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,760
Chad, we were talking about the.
Foot earlier. 

434
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,680
Yeah, Mr. Master and I were 
shooting at each other earlier. 

435
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,440
Oh, you had a negligent 
discharge you. 

436
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,040
Know it wasn't really negligent,
it was more like oops. 

437
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,080
It was more like purposeful. 
I I just wanted to feel it. 

438
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,600
You wanted to feel something. 
Yeah, he was. 

439
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,720
He was. 
You don't understand. 

440
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,400
I was. 
I was. 

441
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:53,840
Doing it like how the cops in 
military like tased or like 

442
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,960
pepper spray each other just so 
that you know how it feels 

443
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,400
whenever you shoot someone. 
Right. 

444
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,840
You got to know if you're going 
to carry a gun, you got to get 

445
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,680
shot with it so you know how it 
feels. 

446
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,840
We just use simunition, so just 
to. 

447
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,840
Order a business. 
Oh yeah, forget that simulator 

448
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,880
junk, do the real thing. 
No, it's not simulator. 

449
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,360
It's in the shape of a bullet 
still. 

450
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,280
It's just got a paintball on the
end of it. 

451
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,120
I know what it's like to get hit
by those. 

452
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,560
This is coming out of a This is 
coming out of a a gun, though. 

453
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,240
I mean, yeah, it's not going to 
hurt. 

454
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,920
Ouchy, ouchy. 
So you're. 

455
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,520
Saying you want to get hit by. 
Play extreme paintball with 

456
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,560
these is that it's. 
Extreme paintball, yeah. 

457
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,320
Stick, I got kicked. 
Down and use the number the old 

458
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,000
I. 
Ran out of paintball rounds and 

459
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,560
I used something called FMJ. 
It'll be fine. 

460
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:46,240
This one's called hollow point. 
That means there's no paint in 

461
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:46,720
it. 
It's oh. 

462
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,960
It's clear paint. 
JHP. 

463
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:56,240
It's clear paint. 
Yeah, it's all red. 

464
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,720
Paint. 
Yeah, it's red paint. 

465
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,280
It's all red paint. 
Oh, come. 

466
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,320
On I. 
Got the variety pack. 

467
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:08,320
I got the variety pack this is 
this socks? 

468
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,440
Incendiary. 
How come everything is 

469
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,120
incendiary? 
Incendiary. 

470
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:22,760
Wonder what color that is. 
I have AI have a. 

471
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,920
I have a paintball flame 
thrower. 

472
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,880
Yes. 
Come on, get off. 

473
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,640
Stop. 
Back to dead sis. 

474
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,160
Knockout, it's called Direct 
Gun's breath. 

475
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,760
He's. 
Rolling around on the ground, he

476
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,280
must. 
I must have tickled him. 

477
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,520
He's just screaming. 
Sorry I was a little too close 

478
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,280
to you for that one. 
Yeah. 

479
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,840
I'm not bad fam. 
I'll slam far back. 

480
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,800
Oh, man, Matt, Matt Smith said. 
Danny when his when he was 

481
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:56,200
young, well younger, probably 
teenagers, they would have, they

482
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,280
would have shotgun fights. 
What? 

483
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,200
If you're far enough away. 
Yeah, they they would make sure 

484
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,440
they were far enough away and 
shoot birdshot at each other. 

485
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,880
That's BB something. 
Like that's a little crazy. 

486
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,280
Such a. 
Massive. 

487
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,320
Spread. 
Wow. 

488
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,400
Yeah, but we used to stand like,
I don't know, a foot apart and 

489
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,920
shoot each other with BB guns. 
Well, that's I I think the 

490
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:23,200
birdshot thing is smarter than. 
I think they're both equally 

491
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,120
dumb. 
I'd. 

492
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,120
Rather do BB guns than I would 
birdshot. 

493
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,080
There's a lot. 
More they're just nerfing in 

494
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,160
that situation. 
I'd do that bird shot but. 

495
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,320
I guess it toughens you up, I 
guess. 

496
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,720
I think we do shirts versus 
skins, birdshot. 

497
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,360
No, we're going to do it like 
how we no, we're going to do it 

498
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,280
how we did pool when we all got 
high. 

499
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,800
I know, right? 
Shirts versus pants. 

500
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:50,000
I just, I just walk in the room 
and some of you have no, two of 

501
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,080
you have no pants and two of you
have no shirts. 

502
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:56,280
And I'm just like, you know, no,
I, I, I fully expected this. 

503
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,400
I'm surprised that somebody. 
Embracing military policies? 

504
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,960
Don't ask, don't tell. 
Yeah, I guess. 

505
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:06,400
Yeah, I went to bed. 
Yeah, I walked. 

506
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,480
Out and I greeted Mr. Master and
he just looked at me. 

507
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:15,480
Burnt away. 
What else is there to say? 

508
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,680
Nothing. 
Oh. 

509
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,480
Good. 
Yeah, at least everybody was 

510
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,160
wearing underwear. 
That's all I got to say. 

511
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,080
Yeah, when would when did you 
come in? 

512
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,320
It got a little off the hook 
after. 

513
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,880
I'll bet that doesn't shock me 
even a little. 

514
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:37,680
No it shouldn't. 
So Joey, what? 

515
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,320
What are the scam call policies 
and companies that you were 

516
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,960
talking about? 
Yeah, it's just something I 

517
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,880
wanted to bring up on on the UTT
because, you know, we get to 

518
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,320
talk about things that that 
we're passionate about and I'm 

519
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,240
passionate about people not 
getting ripped off. 

520
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,120
I'm here for you. 
Listen, and first of all, 

521
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,440
insurance, that's a scam. 
We all know that one, but for a 

522
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:06,360
scam company, there's this 
company out there run by 1 you 

523
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,480
might know named Ryan Reynolds 
and Mint Mobile. 

524
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,360
I'll call him out right now. 
Really. 

525
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,840
They have a commercial and Ryan 
Reynolds is like basically 

526
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,840
berating you. 
He's like, hey, why are you 

527
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,800
paying so much for your mobile 
plan, you idiot? 

528
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:24,080
Like I'm judging you and that 
campaign. 

529
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,040
And it's like, why would you pay
more than 15 bucks a month for 

530
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,320
wireless? 
And then I'm sitting there and 

531
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,520
I'm like, yeah, you know, 
Deadpool's right. 

532
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,480
Why am I paying so much for 
wireless? 

533
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,360
I can be paying 15 bucks a 
month. 

534
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,960
All you have to do though, and 
this is podcast form. 

535
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,440
All you have to do is just 
listen, use your ear holes and 

536
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:46,720
hear the, the, the bylines at 
the end of the thing and sifting

537
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,080
from that. 
It's you pay $45.00, not 15. 

538
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,440
You pay $45.00 upfront for three
months back-to-back. 

539
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,960
So technically 15 bucks a month,
but you have to pay three months

540
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,240
45. 
After that it said full rates 

541
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,000
apply, which I don't know what 
the full rate is. 

542
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,760
It's not only three months with 
that 15 bucks a month, which by 

543
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,200
the way, you're not dishing out 
15. 

544
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,040
You're dishing out 45 for only 
three months. 

545
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,680
And then they Jack it up to who 
knows how, who knows how 

546
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,720
expensive. 
That's a scam. 

547
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,960
That is a rug poll that is. 
That makes me so mad. 

548
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,480
I hate Ryan Reynolds now. 
I hope his business goes under. 

549
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:28,080
I hope his stupid alcohol lights
on fire in his house. 

550
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,840
That's not his anymore. 
Well, good. 

551
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,240
Really. 
Aviation. 

552
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,800
He's sold that already. 
Made money. 

553
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,960
Geez, he just bought it. 
A couple years ago, five years 

554
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,720
ago, six years ago. 
He still does commercials. 

555
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,760
Yeah, because now he dumped a 
bunch of money into a scam 

556
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,000
wireless company. 
That's not a scam wireless 

557
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,720
company. 
Every other wireless company. 

558
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,360
Well, it's still pretty cheap. 
It looks like the 12 month 

559
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:56,040
plans, if you go like they're 
they're full, like unlimited 

560
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,960
it's $30.00 a month. 
So it's not 15, Ryan Reynolds, 

561
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,680
that's double than what you 
said, which is only three 

562
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,520
months. 
And you know, most companies, 

563
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,320
they give you like a full year 
of the promo before you start 

564
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,160
paying full price. 
To play devil's advocate on it, 

565
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,280
I mean, Verizon's going to do 
the same thing to you. 

566
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,920
US Cellular is going to do the 
same thing to you. 

567
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,600
Yeah. 
Well. 4 phones get 4 phones for 

568
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,080
$40. 
Sure. 

569
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,680
Yeah, for the first couple 
months and then it becomes 80 

570
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,840
and then it becomes 120. 
Yeah, it it's gonna. 

571
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:30,640
That's predatory and and in the 
bylines of mint mobile it slows 

572
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,760
down after. 
What was it? 

573
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,800
They throttle you after some 
ridiculously low GB. 

574
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,920
I think it's like 5 gigs of data
usage they throttle. 

575
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,800
You so it says so it says here 
that customers who exceed 35 

576
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,720
gigs of data per month on the 
unlimited plan my experience 

577
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,040
reduce speed in certain 
locations when the network is 

578
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,280
busy ease. 
Now Verizon, I know Verizon did 

579
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,280
that, but it's an insane amount 
of data that you have to burn 

580
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,880
through in order to be. 
The big companies can let you do

581
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,960
that, but these small companies,
US Cellular, Mint Mobile, all 

582
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,960
the little guys, they throttle 
you after a certain data use. 

583
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,400
That's the thing, They're not, 
they're not any different than 

584
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,680
any other companies. 
So no. 

585
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,760
T Towers. 
Yeah, Mint Mobile probably uses 

586
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,320
T-Mobile towers. 
I bet. 

587
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,320
Yeah, you're probably. 
So that's probably what it is. 

588
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,520
Yeah, but they're they're 
charging you. 

589
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,080
The rates that they want uses 
T-Mobile towers like that. 

590
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,360
Yeah, they're not, yeah, 
anything different. 

591
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,880
They just accept a different 
kind of customer. 

592
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,800
It's just a different company. 
So it's kind of like anything 

593
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,440
else. 
If you really want to know what 

594
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,680
you should be paying for a 
product, shop around. 

595
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,960
And if and if you know, the 
average price is 30 to $40 a 

596
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:41,320
month and then somebody says, 
hey man, I will do it for 15. 

597
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,480
OK. 
So look into that a little bit 

598
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,680
because it, if it, if it seems 
too good to be true, it it 

599
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:51,040
probably is a little bit, it's 
still a decent deal, but it's, 

600
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,440
you know, is, is the so, so the,
the things are, you know, is the

601
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,000
services good? 
Is the customer service good? 

602
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,880
You know, because you sometimes 
do. 

603
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:02,000
More important, too. 
Yeah, yeah. 

604
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,680
I I stick, I stick with Verizon 
myself. 

605
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,160
I mean, I pay, I think it's $40 
per line per month, you know? 

606
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,800
Yeah. 
That's that's the standard. 

607
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:15,040
I have you a cellular, but I 
have a prepaid plan of unlimited

608
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,640
and I have yet to and it's $40 a
month. 

609
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,800
I'll I'll say it's $40 a month 
prepaid unlimited and I have yet

610
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,200
to experience any throttle and 
I'm on my phone every single day

611
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,880
at work. 
Yeah, I I've never. 

612
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:32,280
Experienced any any Of course, 
I'm pretty much everywhere I go.

613
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,760
Thankfully I I have a, you know,
Wi-Fi. 

614
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,080
Yeah, well, better help pretty 
much. 

615
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,240
Yeah, I've been, I've been 
throttled on my phone plan 

616
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,120
because we have a phone plan 
through our Internet provider, 

617
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,640
which is smallish kind of 
company spectrum. 

618
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,040
So they have a phone plan. 
Yeah, I have one store around me

619
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,040
where we got new phones. 
They throttle, they throttle me 

620
00:29:56,040 --> 00:30:00,400
like it's it's kind of asinine. 
They throttle me and then I'm I 

621
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,720
stay throttled for like an 
entire month and like when am I 

622
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,360
gonna get my speed back pissing 
me off. 

623
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,600
I need this. 
This is slower than dial up. 

624
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,280
I'd rather hook up my slowly 
false cell phone to dial up 

625
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,720
speed because it's faster than 
this. 

626
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:18,760
So this is kind of a segue. 
It's not exactly as a scam. 

627
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,600
I would say it's kind of a scam,
yeah. 

628
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:25,280
But Internet providers, they, 
they show you that you get like 

629
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,400
a gig of Internet, but what they
actually don't tell you or what 

630
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,960
most of the people don't know is
that when they advertise it. 

631
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,240
All what you said. 
Yeah, what? 

632
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,600
Yeah. 
They advertise you get 1 gig and

633
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:43,160
they say 1 GB per second, but on
the yes, so they they actually 

634
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,520
give you no. 
So there's a difference between 

635
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:51,520
gigabits and gigabytes. 
Gigabytes, the all the letters 

636
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:56,320
are are capitalized when they 
give you when they tell you it's

637
00:30:56,320 --> 00:31:00,240
going to be like GB data, you 
get like 2 gigabytes data 

638
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,240
download whatever they use the 
lowercase, which is gigabits 

639
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:10,480
yeah which actually comes to a 
bit like a Gigabit is literally 

640
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:15,280
just half of a GB. 
So you they advertise it, but 

641
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:21,640
they they give you half of what 
they advertise why yeah. 

642
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,720
It's. 
Why can't they just say what 

643
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,120
they mean? 
I don't know. 

644
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,080
Well, it's it's it's just the 
same as. 

645
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:31,720
It's marketing. 
It's all the. 

646
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,840
Yeah, it's just the same as all 
the game advertisements you see 

647
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,920
for what looks like to be a 
really awesome game that looks 

648
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,520
like it'd be a lot of fun to 
play on your. 

649
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,240
Phone mobile game ads. 
And then you go to download it 

650
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,000
and it's nothing like the ad. 
It's a. 

651
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,920
Completely different game. 
In fact, it got so bad with some

652
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,720
companies they eventually Ebony 
was one of them. 

653
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,040
I, I, I downloaded Ebony because
I was like, oh, that looks like 

654
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,040
that'd be fun. 
And, and it wasn't, you know, 

655
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,800
I'd really didn't care for it. 
I played it for week or two and 

656
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,960
it wasn't even that great. 
They they, they, they eventually

657
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,440
ended up changing the game to 
match what the ad was because 

658
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,760
they found there were so many 
people that got ticked off about

659
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,120
that like, oh wow, we didn't 
realize people would actually 

660
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,040
like this game. 
Yeah, we just wanted downloads 

661
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,760
and. 
Like they show you that it's 

662
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,160
gonna be like a first person 
type of thing, Yeah. 

663
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,680
And then all of a sudden it's 
gonna be like SAS 3 and it's 

664
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,320
like top down. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

665
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,640
Yeah, I just love it when they 
show you an ad for a mobile game

666
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,760
and it's like a I saw what was 
it? 

667
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,320
I saw one. 
It was an ad and it was like 

668
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:40,640
Horizon 0 Dawn was the ad and it
was like some completely weird 

669
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,200
game. 
Like there was some so dinosaurs

670
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,520
in paradise or something like 
that. 

671
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:49,360
And it's like that's, that's not
the gameplay like PS5 like. 

672
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,600
Yeah, yeah, It's you just got 
it's, it's like everything else,

673
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,400
you know, and I hate scams. 
I hate, I hate that so many 

674
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,320
people, you know, get that 
anybody gets caught by these 

675
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,640
things. 
I don't know how people do 

676
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,200
sometimes some of them seem 
almost seem legit until you stop

677
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,480
and think about it. 
But just use your head 

678
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,960
listeners. 
I mean, honestly. 

679
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,680
Yeah, don't respond to scam 
texts. 

680
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,040
So what's funny is that I 
actually did fall for a scam 

681
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,600
once, but it was because no. 
No. 

682
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,520
But it just made it weird and 
this was like my first ever and 

683
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,680
I didn't I didn't know any 
better. 

684
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,480
I was just 18 or something like 
that. 

685
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:30,600
I bought a lawn boat, a long 
board and it was from like AI 

686
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,920
don't want to say third party 
website. 

687
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,880
It was from the primary website 
where you can buy them. 

688
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,720
But it like shifts you to like 
another site to like carted out 

689
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,760
essentially. 
And they, they told me before I 

690
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,720
sent that they have to like 
validate all this. 

691
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,240
And I was like, OK, cool. 
And the guy was American. 

692
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,800
Like there wasn't like an accent
on them or anything. 

693
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,880
And so I, I believed it. 
But then I found out like 

694
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,520
literally within the next couple
days, like $200 was taken out of

695
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,760
my account, like in like $50 
increments. 

696
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,800
What? 
Yeah, you're not like. 

697
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,080
No, no, that's a no no. 
Then I had to call the bank and 

698
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,239
they're like, was was this you? 
And I was like, no, you know, 

699
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,199
it's. 
Oh man, that stinks. 

700
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,920
Also, VPN services are scams too
because they don't help you at 

701
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,000
all. 
Yes really. 

702
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,199
Really, they did, not they. 
Play X has built in VPN. 

703
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,520
Well, I'm just saying that like 
and that's free. 

704
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,440
That's not a scam. 
That's. 

705
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,800
Free, right? 
Right. 

706
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,880
I'm saying like if you pay for 
like Nord VPN, you pay like, I 

707
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,360
don't know, it was like $300 a 
year or something like that for 

708
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,600
AVPN. 
Geez. 

709
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:38,199
Geez. 
And VPN's don't help you the way

710
00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,679
that they advertise it. 
They literally just like help 

711
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,639
you select servers from out of 
state. 

712
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,760
They don't offer any protection.
Like if you if you want to keep 

713
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,120
the Max protect, protection that
you can have is on a private 

714
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,520
line. 
You never want to go on a public

715
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:58,320
thing or a public like 
connection with your like your 

716
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,000
private PC or laptop or 
whatever. 

717
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,840
Yeah, yeah. 
I, I just, well, wow. 

718
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,800
Do you have any Danny? 
Cuz I have two. 

719
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,640
Go ahead. 
In college we use the Hardee's 

720
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,440
Wi-Fi cuz it was better than the
library. 

721
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:18,280
It's the best Wi-Fi in town. 
I was just, I think we're 

722
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,280
getting movies or something. 
Alex was there on my laptop, and

723
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,960
all of a sudden the screen goes 
black and it turns back on and 

724
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:30,120
it's got the FBI logo and my 
webcam turned on me in my face. 

725
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,560
And it's like you were being 
surveilled by the FBI. 

726
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,280
Your computer is now being 
subpoenaed. 

727
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:42,600
We've found 34 counts of child 
pornography. 

728
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:47,560
And it's like what? 
Wait, no, you didn't, right? 

729
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,960
And obviously. 
Joey. 

730
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,720
No, but. 
Dang it, there was only 33 on 

731
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,560
there. 
Yeah, they found 34, so that 

732
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:01,200
that was a line crossed for 
them. 33 was fine, but. 

733
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,800
I turned my computer off 
immediately and that virus scam 

734
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,720
I read online is contagious so I
I infected the Hardy's Wi-Fi. 

735
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,760
So probably for a while after 
that, other people were getting 

736
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,360
the same thing. 
That's possible. 

737
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:24,760
Oh yeah. 
Or the OR it was it was already 

738
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,680
infected and it just spread to 
you. 

739
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,320
Could be, could be, could be. 
Yeah, it had nothing to do with 

740
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,920
the files on my computer. 
I. 

741
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,800
Don't think I've falling for any
scams now that I'm thinking of. 

742
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,080
I've not I've never fallen for a
scam, but like that what what 

743
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,720
Joey's talking about is, you 
know, that's a that's a virus. 

744
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:44,360
So that could. 
Have. 

745
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,920
Yeah, yeah, it's a. 
Virus, I've had some good ones 

746
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,760
though, like I had the IRS one 
that the first time I heard of 

747
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,760
it, I was, I was, I was on my, 
my mail route and I was driving 

748
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,480
and I get this voicemail from, 
you know, the quote UN quote 

749
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,600
IRS. 
And I got, I got scared for just

750
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,600
a second. 
I just for like 5 seconds and 

751
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,920
then I, I was like, oh crap, you
know what, what the heck am I 

752
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,440
supposed to do? 
You know, it's supposed to be a 

753
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,920
big deal. 
And then I was like, wait a 

754
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,160
minute, hold up. 
I deliver these letters all the 

755
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,280
time for people. 
They, they do think through the 

756
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,920
mail service. 
They don't call you freaking 

757
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,360
people. 
You know, it took me a minute. 

758
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,800
It scared me for a second, 
right? 

759
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,160
I know my name is Jonathan with 
the IRS. 

760
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,920
Right. 
My name is Brandon. 

761
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,080
Right. 
No. 

762
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,480
It's odd, no? 
It's. 

763
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,040
Not it's not that. 
Video that I dropped in in 

764
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,000
memes. 
This guy that I watch on 

765
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,920
YouTube, he streams on Twitch. 
I love those videos. 

766
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:47,440
His name's Dallas Dallas Soup. 
But he he just, his Twitch 

767
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,280
comments will just like give him
phone numbers to call. 

768
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,920
And so he'll just call the 
random like people that are 

769
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,440
trying to scam you and then 
he'll just waste like an hour of

770
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,280
their time. 
White hat. 

771
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,880
Higgins, yeah. 
I'll just get him all mad and 

772
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,200
he'd be like, he's like, I want 
to bang your mother. 

773
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,520
And like, I was like, oh, why 
don't you go and sleep with your

774
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:12,560
goats or like, or they'll be 
like, there's some really weird 

775
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,680
people on there. 
They're like, oh, yeah, I'm 

776
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,720
going to go bang your sister and
all this. 

777
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,840
And like, he's like, what do you
mean? 

778
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,800
I don't have a sister? 
And it's like, well, your wife, 

779
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,600
oh, I'm gonna make her fall in 
love with me. 

780
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,520
He goes, I'm gay. 
I got a husband. 

781
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,160
Yeah, you want. 
To have sex. 

782
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,520
With my husband, fine I I guess 
I can go gay just for this. 

783
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,040
I'm going to smile. 
Just like the ones I. 

784
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,760
Like the ones where they they 
where the hackers mess with 

785
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,000
them. 
Get into their systems and they.

786
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,440
Send them pictures of where they
are and and the building they're

787
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,200
in and everything and then they 
can't disconnect from him or 

788
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,520
they get into their system and 
start messing with them. 

789
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,720
I wish I knew how to do that. 
I'd do that. 

790
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,440
It was. 
A guy, really guy. 

791
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,400
That's how he makes his like 
living as he streams him messing

792
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,240
with these guys. 
Oh man, I was. 

793
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,040
Like a voice change and 
everything else that sound like 

794
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,960
an old grandma. 
Nice. 

795
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,120
Got like a separate PC that 
that's all. 

796
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,960
He thought, yeah. 
Is is like off that so even if 

797
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,240
they get into his PC they're 
not. 

798
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,080
Getting anything and. 
Then he'll set up like, set up 

799
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,560
like fake, like bank websites, 
like all this other stuff to 

800
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,920
make it look like he's got 
millions and millions of dollars

801
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,680
in the bank. 
I love that. 

802
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:27,640
It's. 
Hilarious. 

803
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,920
I love that I think those people
need man. 

804
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,080
I just and now the whole AI 
thing and so it was weird. 

805
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:40,800
So when I, when I bought my, my 
current explorer, the, the, the 

806
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,520
company, it was, I still to this
day don't know what happened. 

807
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,360
So I wasn't able to go through 
the credit union. 

808
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,640
I wanted to go through. 
We went, went through one 

809
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,320
that's, that's down in Ames and 
that I've not heard of. 

810
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,680
So a few like a week after. 
So I get like a, you know, you, 

811
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,360
you always, you know how you 
always get the acceptance or 

812
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,080
denial letter after you get a 
loan or don't get a loan? 

813
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,080
I got the acceptance letter, you
know, like everything was done 

814
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,840
there at the dealership, Like it
was, everything was fine, right?

815
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,920
Drove away and like a week later
I get this mail this this letter

816
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,400
in the mail from them saying 
that. 

817
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:21,160
Well, so your original offer of 
this much at this percentage 

818
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:25,000
rate was was denied and but we 
will. 

819
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,280
And these are the reasons why 
you have a terrible credit 

820
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,200
history, a terrible payment 
history and everything. 

821
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,640
And I was like, no, I don't, I'm
responsible. 

822
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,360
I mean, my, my, my credit score 
was at the is is like close to 

823
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,160
800. 
Like they, they even quoted 

824
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,760
that's like 7, 6770 something, 
something like that. 

825
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,120
And it's like, no, what the heck
is this? 

826
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,600
And then it says this is your 
new offer. 

827
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,480
And it was like basically an 
extra payment that was added on 

828
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,640
at the same interest rate. 
And I was like, this is weird. 

829
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:58,040
And then it said, if you, you, 
if you accept this offer, 

830
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,400
respond by mail by this. 
And then it was like supposed to

831
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,760
have a date and it was blank, 
you know, so it's like nothing 

832
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,400
devil. 
So I, I thought, well, I'll call

833
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,400
the number because sometimes, 
you know, they've, they've got, 

834
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,360
you know, answering service or 
whatever. 

835
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,920
So I call the number and it 
immediately takes me to some AI 

836
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,760
system that's trying to sell me 
medical equipment for what you 

837
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,880
know, older people or whatever, 
like like a, like a, like a 

838
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,080
handicap assistants. 
Chinese. 

839
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,480
And I was like, OK, so maybe I 
maybe I missed dialed the number

840
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,560
and I double checked, redialed 
again, same thing. 

841
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,240
I'm like, that's absolutely 
strange, you know? 

842
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,000
So I. 
I did not so, but I, I talked to

843
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,520
them and I talked to the, the 
financial guy that I dealt with 

844
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,680
and he's like, ah, just throw 
that away, you know, And even 

845
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,480
the lady at the, the credit 
union, she was like, that's 

846
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:48,960
really weird. 
I've never heard of that. 

847
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,000
But I mean, they had all the 
right information. 

848
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,480
They had my percentage rate, 
right. 

849
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,640
They had the, the amount of my 
loan, right. 

850
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:58,320
I don't know if somebody was 
just high or drunk at work and, 

851
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,880
and decided they'd have some fun
with the new guy or I don't know

852
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,080
what happened. 
It's the weirdest thing. 

853
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,880
You'd be surprised how easy. 
It is to get some of that 

854
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,960
information I guess. 
I think I got to go off the 

855
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,960
grid. 
I wouldn't mind it. 

856
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,040
I honestly wouldn't mind it. 
My other time getting scammed 

857
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,880
was in real life actually. 
Technically it was my wife that 

858
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,320
got scammed. 
It's a who in. 

859
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,040
Well she infected me with the 
scam. 

860
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,680
She ran into a lady at the 
supermarket. 

861
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,720
We proceeded to give her a 
compliment, my wife and they got

862
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:35,280
into a conversation and my 
wife's been looking for a friend

863
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,320
and she's like, she's like, you 
know, asking my wife where she's

864
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,240
at in her life. 
And she's like, and this girl, 

865
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,720
this random girl she just met, 
she's like, well, we got some 

866
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:48,000
mentors like, and they've taught
us about their business and 

867
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,960
like, and we're just kind of 
like looking to expand and do 

868
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,400
you want to meet like with our 
mentors is. 

869
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,120
It Amway. 
What's that? 

870
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,040
Is it Amway? 
No, it was, it was something 

871
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,520
else. 
I don't remember, but but pretty

872
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,640
much, yeah. 
We went to the meeting and I was

873
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,320
like, because because my wife 
was like, you know, they they 

874
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:11,200
know some business stuff and I 
was like, I'll meet with them, I

875
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,480
guess. 
So we met and they used the term

876
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:18,960
multi level marketing. 
Red flag. 

877
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,080
Yeah, I was. 
Yeah, I was just gonna say 

878
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,560
pyramid schemes. 
When they, when they and when 

879
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,440
they have to say now we're not a
pyramid scheme. 

880
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,240
He did say that. 
Oh. 

881
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,400
You're a pyramid scheme. 
Then he gave us this. 

882
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,480
We are. 
He gave us this book and he's 

883
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,000
like, you know, you should 
really read this book. 

884
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,720
And it's it's something, what 
was it called? 

885
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,400
Where, where's my cheese or 
something? 

886
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:48,360
It was about a mouse. 
You can whatever, I don't know. 

887
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,320
It has some financial thing. 
It's called Where's my cheese? 

888
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:58,080
So then we the book and on 
Reddit there was like a person 

889
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:02,240
laid out the same description of
what had just happened to them, 

890
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,560
right along with the book as 
well. 

891
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,840
Same book. 
And yeah, it was a pyramid 

892
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,960
scheme. 
So, so they're like, hey, make 

893
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,040
sure you call us, We'll schedule
another meeting. 

894
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:16,440
And obviously we never did. 
And I got into it, yeah, I, I 

895
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,600
got a damn way for about a year 
when we first got married. 

896
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:23,120
And it's, it's not really a, a 
scam. 

897
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,120
It's just that it is, but it 
isn't. 

898
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,160
So it's, it works. 
It it does work. 

899
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,240
It's just, it's hard, it's hard 
to describe. 

900
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,800
So I one time, so you had to 
have a certain business value 

901
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,240
every month in order to get 
paid. 

902
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,440
They had to have like say 100 
business value and then you got 

903
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,720
paid off of based off of your 
point value. 

904
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,800
What's your point value or the 
items that you sell? 

905
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,880
So then I what one month I, I 
hit it right. 

906
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,520
Like I was always kind of 
trying. 

907
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,600
And you can hit it by getting 
other people under you and then 

908
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,280
their business value is added to
your business value and that's 

909
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,760
how you can really start to get 
paid. 

910
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,960
I, I wasn't too much into that 
because like, I'm just not, you 

911
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,040
know, I'm not, I'm not a social,
you know, butterfly. 

912
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,560
But I one month I, I did get 
over, I got like 108 or 

913
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,000
something like that. 
And I never, I never saw any 

914
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,640
money. 
And I was a little, I asked 

915
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,280
about it and oh, no, you, you 
didn't hit it. 

916
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,920
Yeah, I, I, I did. 
No, you know, so it I pretty. 

917
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,520
Much put up. 
That Yeah, well, if you guys are

918
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,200
this way, you guys are going to 
be then that's fine. 

919
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,560
But, but, but the, the, you 
know, like like Amway, for 

920
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,520
instance, they actually have 
very good products. 

921
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,960
They're cleaning products or 
they're like they're liquid 

922
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,240
organic cleaner. 
They're LOC. 

923
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,160
I do have some really good 
products and I got really good 

924
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,120
price. 
So I mean, I did save some 

925
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,400
money, but I wasn't making money
either. 

926
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,480
So in, in a way, it's kind of a 
scam. 

927
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,120
It's it's how they draw people 
in. 

928
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,600
So you're going to make 
millions? 

929
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:52,680
It's deceptive. 
It's morally Gray deception. 

930
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,120
I just thought of another one 
though. 

931
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,880
There's a lot of them. 
I got I, I call it a scam 

932
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,120
because we get, I get a knock on
my door one day. 

933
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,000
Girl answers the I, I open the 
door and there's a girl there 

934
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,840
and she hands me and she's like,
I'd like to give you a free gift

935
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,400
and it's a bottle of Fabuloso. 
You buy it at the dollar store. 

936
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:17,240
And I was like, thanks. 
And she's like, can you wait one

937
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,760
second while I get, you know, 
the guy that's supposed to sell 

938
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,560
you something essentially. 
So we're just standing around 

939
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:27,000
like what what we do, guy comes 
in, he's like, hi, may I come 

940
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,200
in? 
And we're just like, Nope, I 

941
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,080
guess I, I don't know. 
We're we were just married. 

942
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,480
We're pretty young, but do 
essentially Kirby vacuum, Yeah. 

943
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,640
I knew it. 
I knew. 

944
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:41,000
It I was gonna say it's like 
something asinine like $3000 

945
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,000
vacuum and it was a good vacuum 
and he's like, he's like quota 

946
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,560
and kind of vacuum, you know, 
and show you and. 

947
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,440
And we're like there's sales 
vacuum, yes. 

948
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,240
We're not going to buy it. 
Yeah, we had to say no, like 

949
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,000
several times. 
Yeah, you do. 

950
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,360
It was it was going to be 
thousands yeah this is a scam 

951
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,640
and it all started if they had 
to have a girl do it because 

952
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,280
they can't have a guy give you 
the gift so girl just to get 

953
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,480
because. 
Imagine someone let me just 

954
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,760
walking up to you here, here's 
some puree fan lotion or 

955
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,760
something. 
Right, right. 

956
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,280
Fabulouso. 
Yeah, and it was like at the, 

957
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,800
you can find it at the dollar 
stores. 

958
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,480
Right. 
See. 

959
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,920
Kirby's Kirby's are great 
vacuums and they last a long 

960
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,440
time, but. 
They really do. 

961
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,880
Yeah, we had ours, I think a 
good 15 years, but. 

962
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,080
I don't. 
I don't want their $3000 vacuum 

963
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:31,920
right now. 
I'm happy. 

964
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,080
With my. 
Yeah, so the, I actually made 

965
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,000
money with mine. 
So mine ended up paying out OK. 

966
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,760
I would, I would clean people's 
carpets. 

967
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,000
I, I was, I lost my job for a 
month or so and I, I made, I 

968
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,280
made it. 
I was, I wasn't making a 

969
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,800
killing, but I was, people were 
paying me to come and clean 

970
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,200
their carpets. 
And the Kirby works. 

971
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,240
It works great, it really does 
it. 

972
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,640
Is it worth that much? 
Nah, not really. 

973
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:59,160
You can get comparable vacuums. 
I was like, I I was looking at 

974
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,160
her. 
And then when he wrote down the 

975
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,440
figure, I was like, you know, we
don't have this, right? 

976
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,240
Yeah. 
So here's the way you do the 

977
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,880
Kirbys, though. 
If you really want a Kirby, all 

978
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,320
right, you at you absolutely 
play hard. 

979
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,880
You play hardball with them 
because they want that cell. 

980
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,720
They want that cell like they 
want their own soul, you know, 

981
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:22,160
So like I told the guy I was 
like, I, you know, so like I, I 

982
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,240
got one, right. 
I was, the guy convinced me I 

983
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:27,760
was like, fine, you know, $1600 
and I had just gotten saved. 

984
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,600
And so the, the guy that had led
me to Lord, you know, I was, I 

985
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,160
was telling him about it and he 
was like, so you're really going

986
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:38,120
to go into debt to buy a vacuum 
when you can just spend $150 on 

987
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,560
one? 
I mean, is it really that big of

988
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,880
a deal? 
16. 100 like man, you're right. 

989
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,800
You know what? 
You're right. 

990
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,840
Like we talked about it half the
night and he had me convinced. 

991
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,040
So I called him up, you know, 
the next day and I was like, 

992
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,840
hey, man, look, because he told 
me if you figure out in the next

993
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,200
few days, you don't want to call
me. 

994
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,880
And I was like, all right, man. 
So I called him up and I was 

995
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,320
like, look, I don't want to pay 
$1600 for a vacuum. 

996
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,000
You can come and get this thing,
man, seriously. 

997
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,160
I, I don't, I don't want to 
spend $1600 in a vacuum. 

998
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,920
That's a lot of money. 
And so he came out and he was 

999
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,080
like, look, I'm going to offer 
you something that I don't, I 

1000
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,360
don't like, I just don't 
generally do this. 

1001
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,120
And they probably don't, they 
probably generally don't because

1002
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,960
it started out at like it 
started out at like 18, 

1003
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,280
nineteen, $100. 
And, you know, there's people 

1004
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,320
that are going to pay that. 
Yeah, not very many, but some. 

1005
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,720
And so he offered me $1200 for 
it. 

1006
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,720
He said this is the absolute 
rock bottom, you know, and I 

1007
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,000
really did like it. 
Actually. 

1008
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,920
It was, it was, it was, it was, 
it had the self drive, you know,

1009
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,120
it had the shampooer attachment 
that used a dry foam so your 

1010
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,640
carpet wasn't wet. 
It worked really good. 

1011
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,200
I mean, it got up stains that 
nothing else did. 

1012
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,960
It was, it was an awesome 
vacuum. 

1013
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,800
Was it worth 400? 
Not really. 

1014
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,520
I still, I still ended up, you 
know, paying that. 

1015
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,160
They took me a couple years to 
pay it off. 

1016
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,880
But oh man, you know, I, I did 
that. 

1017
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,480
We had it for a good 15 years, I
think it was. 

1018
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,080
And then yeah. 
And then the, the motor ended up

1019
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,920
dying on it. 
And I, I called him up and I was

1020
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,240
like, yeah, so you know, 
lifetime warranty right now, you

1021
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,560
still got to pay to have 
repaired. 

1022
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:14,400
What you guys, you guys suck, 
you know, But yeah, the, the 

1023
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,560
Kirby salesman. 
So with me, they called me up 

1024
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,200
and they said, you know, it was,
I forget, they said it was some 

1025
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,800
carpet cleaning company. 
And you've run A1A free 

1026
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,240
cleaning. 
And that was the same thing, 

1027
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:24,240
Joey. 
We were young. 

1028
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,800
Yeah. 
Just just was fairly newly 

1029
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,920
married. 
Like, we would have married a 

1030
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,320
couple years somehow. 
Yeah. 

1031
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,800
And so I was like, yeah, come on
out. 

1032
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,120
And then it was like, oh, we're 
gonna sell you a vacuum like 

1033
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,040
this. 
Is weird. 

1034
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,720
I'll never forget the fabuloso. 
Oh, they. 

1035
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:43,520
It's one of the purple fabuloso.
It wasn't like a scam or 

1036
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,360
anything, it probably was 
honestly, but. 

1037
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,520
Oh, Alex isn't getting on. 
Yeah. 

1038
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:53,680
Oh no. 
So we, Morgan and I were like, 

1039
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,440
this is like right before we got
married, we went to like some 

1040
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,360
like wedding Expo or something 
like that. 

1041
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:01,840
I think just like. 
Wedding Con. 

1042
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,920
Yeah, yeah, that's sick. 
But we're. 

1043
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,160
Wearing my wedding dress, says. 
Danny, we found with there was 

1044
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,960
this company that was like 
offering like, I forget what it 

1045
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,320
was. 
It was like free two night stay 

1046
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,560
at some hotel or whatever, blah,
blah, blah. 

1047
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,160
And I was like, oh, that's 
really cool. 

1048
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,240
But that's awesome. 
Yeah, we, we got to go do this 

1049
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,400
thing and it's like, well, you 
got to go to like this, you 

1050
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,600
know, presentation or something.
Like that? 

1051
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,120
Yes. 
OK, like I'll sit through 

1052
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,600
something and you know, like 
we're both broke, so it's not 

1053
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,920
like we're not spending money on
something. 

1054
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,480
So we both went into it knowing 
that, but we get out and it's 

1055
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:42,760
it's at the American just 
outside of town by the the 

1056
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:49,760
college. 
And so they we get in this room 

1057
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,600
and it's just a bunch of like 
you can tell it's just a bunch 

1058
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,840
of other like either newly 
married or just about to be 

1059
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,440
married, like younger couples. 
The. 

1060
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,960
Only people that fall for those 
things you. 

1061
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,040
Know, Dang it. 
I hate that. 

1062
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,840
Two or three like there's like 2
guys like in front of the room 

1063
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,440
and one you can tell like it 
typical salesman got the slick 

1064
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,960
back hair smelled the cheap 
Cologne like. 

1065
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,160
Yeah, yeah. 
Guys like kind of rough looking 

1066
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,480
like. 
Was it time shares? 

1067
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,720
Like, pretty rough. 
No, it was nice. 

1068
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,000
Good. 
Oh, knives. 

1069
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,760
Yeah. 
And so they're like, we're gonna

1070
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,720
show you how great this is. 
Cuz no, it was a, it was a 

1071
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:27,400
dinner date. 
It. 

1072
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,400
Was a dinner date that we had 
won. 

1073
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,160
And so it's like, all right, 
cool. 

1074
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,920
So like, we did this thing and 
yeah, so they cooked this dinner

1075
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,200
while they're trying to show us 
how cool and how great these 

1076
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,000
knives are and oh, look how 
easily they're cool. 

1077
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,120
They just wanted people to pitch
to Chicago. 

1078
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,760
Cutlery is it? 
I might have been, it might have

1079
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,160
been, and so here I know. 
I know what you're talking 

1080
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,520
about. 
They're basically the Kirby of 

1081
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,960
knives. 
Yeah, so I like knives a lot. 

1082
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,360
So I'm like, oh, that's yeah, 
that is real cool, you know? 

1083
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,160
Cool. 
Where's my food that you 

1084
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,520
promised me? 
It's like 8:00 at. 

1085
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:58,520
Night man I'm. 
Hungry. 

1086
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,520
They've been sitting there for 
two hours. 

1087
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,440
We ended up having like. 
Peanut butter sandwich. 

1088
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,680
No. 
You just you just get a peanut 

1089
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,440
butter and Jelly sandwich. 
They, they, they like, there's 

1090
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,000
like chicken and chicken and 
like potatoes or something like 

1091
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,280
that. 
They made us like a couple other

1092
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,320
things. 
We're like, so they're showing 

1093
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,520
us, oh, look how easily this 
thing cuts raw chicken. 

1094
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,080
I'm like, well, raw chicken is 
not hard to cut, but, you know, 

1095
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,960
we're just carving right through
the steak. 

1096
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,200
Yeah. 
OK, come on, man. 

1097
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,800
Cook the cook the crap. 
Like, let's go. 

1098
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,160
Cut through the table. 
It was cut. 

1099
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,520
It wasn't. 
Look how easily it cuts to my 

1100
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:39,760
finger. 
Didn't even feel it. 

1101
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,760
Feeling it now. 
Oh no, everything's the tunnel 

1102
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:49,280
vision's closing in. 
Like they service this food and 

1103
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,640
it's like like church nursery 
portions. 

1104
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:56,400
Like it's barely anything. 
Oh yeah, we didn't say how much 

1105
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,920
we were giving you you. 
Were the 10th meal that day. 

1106
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,400
Might tell you this chicken was 
bone dry. 

1107
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,800
I mean like, it's like, can I 
have some water? 

1108
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,080
Please I got to dip it in 
something and. 

1109
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,760
Then and then I think like they 
cooked us like some steak bites 

1110
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,640
and that was like, it was like 
well, well done. 

1111
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,840
Like it was just it was rough to
get through next to no seasoning

1112
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,000
on it and. 
They're. 

1113
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,520
Like, yeah, you want to see this
pamphlet? 

1114
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,640
And I was like, I was nice. 
I was like, yeah, sure, I'll 

1115
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,560
take a pamphlet. 
And then they're like, like, oh,

1116
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,080
here, you know, if you were here
today, like fill out your, 

1117
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,960
you're like this car with your 
name and your number. 

1118
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,280
And so I gave him some like 
bogus name and I just made-up. 

1119
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,640
There you go, I'm not having 
these people call. 

1120
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:41,360
Me like this is. 
That's my boy you. 

1121
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,920
Want to spend $300 on this chef 
knife? 

1122
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,720
I was like, no, I'm, I'm, I'm 
good. 

1123
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,160
Yeah. 
It's a steal. 

1124
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,920
These things are normally like 
7-8 hundred dollars I. 

1125
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,360
Was like I got to give him. 
These things. 

1126
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,080
I need to cut something. 
I'll just use that, you know. 

1127
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,880
Right. 
Right, All right. 

1128
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,600
No, I think that was, was that 
Cutco? 

1129
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,920
Maybe that sounds for my. 
Brother did Cutco for a while. 

1130
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:06,160
Yeah, my my brother-in-law did. 
They're good, good knives. 

1131
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,680
They are good knives. 
They could cut it any he cut 

1132
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,120
well. 
So then my but then my 

1133
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,280
sister-in-law ended up buying a 
a set from Princess. 

1134
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,720
Like Princess cut or something 
like that. 

1135
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:19,920
I don't know. 
Another multi level marketing 

1136
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:20,680
scheme. 
Thing. 

1137
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,160
Geez. 
Good knives, yeah. 

1138
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,280
Yeah. 
I didn't buy it. 

1139
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,240
See, And that's the thing, you 
know, most of these companies 

1140
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:32,080
that do this junk, they actually
have pretty good products. 

1141
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,560
But it's like, why do you have 
to lie, cheat and steal to try 

1142
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,920
and get people to buy your 
stuff? 

1143
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,720
Why can't you just let the 
product do like, like Amway's 

1144
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:45,160
kind of that way, you know, like
the products sell themselves, 

1145
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,600
like they're amazing products. 
So we went. 

1146
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,800
We actually Morgan and I kind of
got involved in Amway a little 

1147
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,960
bit too. 
I think I remember you telling 

1148
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,360
me that. 
And it was like one of those 

1149
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,520
things like just like all the 
stuff they promised you. 

1150
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,440
And of course they bring out 
like, like one of like the, the 

1151
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,200
top guys in the area, right? 
So he's like, yeah, look, I got 

1152
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,480
this house and blah, blah, blah,
look at all of this. 

1153
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,480
My wife and I are happy and 
blah, blah, blah. 

1154
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,240
I just went to a Breaking 
Benjamin concert like 3 weeks 

1155
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:16,120
ago and blah, blah, blah, cool 
dude, in like a year, if you 

1156
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,560
just do all this and it's like, 
yeah, cool, I can do that. 

1157
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,360
And then you think about it, 
you're like, no, this is dumb. 

1158
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,880
I can't do that well. 
Why everybody would do is. 

1159
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,480
It easier to do that? 
Or is it easier to go find a 

1160
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:32,520
decent paying job and just work?
Yeah, exactly. 

1161
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,760
You know, in in today's day and 
age like it pretty much 

1162
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,320
everybody understands there's 
always somebody around the 

1163
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,760
corner that's looking to have 
what you have in your wallet and

1164
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,000
they don't care how they have to
get it and so. 

1165
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,000
That's why I started carrying a 
gun. 

1166
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,200
Yeah, exactly. 
So, you know, there's so there's

1167
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,280
so many of these companies that,
you know, it's like, well, you 

1168
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,000
can make a lot of money, but 
you're going to have to make a 

1169
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,320
lot of phone calls. 
You're going to have to do a lot

1170
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,120
of footwork. 
And that stuff just doesn't work

1171
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,680
too much anymore because there's
too many people out there that 

1172
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,480
offer something that doesn't 
exist. 

1173
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,760
And so the companies that 
actually have something to 

1174
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:12,120
offer, but they're still in that
archaic door to door salesman 

1175
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,040
mentality, it just, it just 
doesn't work. 

1176
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:18,240
I mean, if people want to look 
up what you what the best 

1177
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,200
quality stuff is, they're going 
to look online, Google search, 

1178
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,160
all of. 
These things, one of these 

1179
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,160
things works OK, Let me let me 
tell you something. 

1180
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,200
I thought it was a scam, but 
it's not OK. 

1181
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,920
And let me tell you if the Meat 
Man comes to visit. 

1182
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,880
Oh yeah. 
You you buy his wares, OK? 

1183
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,680
It's not a scam. 
He's the meat man. 

1184
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,040
You've got to trust the meat 
man. 

1185
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,000
The meat man wants. 
There's a truck around here, 

1186
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,760
it's like Swans or something 
like that, right? 

1187
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,680
You have to, you have to say yes
to the meat man because. 

1188
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:50,360
The meat company bought Schwans.
He once he once visited me and 

1189
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,280
it's probably a similar company.
It's probably not the same 

1190
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,640
company, but he once visited me 
and he gave me the sales pitch 

1191
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,520
and I was like, this is 
obviously a scam. 

1192
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,400
And this is after, you know, the
fabuloso. 

1193
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:03,640
So I was like, you're not going.
To I've already been skiing. 

1194
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,880
Exactly. 
I was hardened. 

1195
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,600
I'm I'm in with the new house 
I'm in now and I'm like, I'm 

1196
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:09,720
sitting there with my arms 
crossed. 

1197
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,040
I'm like, you're awfully 
friendly meat, man, but you're 

1198
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:14,160
not going to get me to buy your 
expensive meats. 

1199
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,520
So he showed me all this meat 
and he's, you know, telling me, 

1200
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,280
you know, it's grass fed and all
this and his quality. 

1201
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,240
Meat. 
He showed me his meat. 

1202
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,200
Yeah. 
All right, yeah. 

1203
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,480
And I think, you know, I was 
like, you know, really good. 

1204
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,240
And then he's like, let me, let 
me get, let me pitch you a 

1205
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,920
discount on this package. 
I think, man, you're gonna like 

1206
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,280
it cuz I was like, yeah, I think
I'll take the burgers, you know,

1207
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,880
cuz it's pretty cheap. 
It's like 20 bucks. 

1208
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,200
He's like, I'm gonna give you 
the whole package, OK. 

1209
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,480
For 200 bucks. 
The whole package. 

1210
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,080
The whole package. 
Yeah. 

1211
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,320
So I was like, I look at, I look
at Alexis and I'm like, I have 

1212
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,200
a, I'm gonna go out on a whim 
here, but I trust the meat man. 

1213
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,120
So I trusted the meat man with 
$200. 

1214
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,600
That's a lot of big chunk of 
change on some meat, right? 

1215
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,400
Yeah, Joe got scammed, but 
that's not the stuff went in my 

1216
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,760
freezer and we cooked it up. 
It was some of the most 

1217
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,440
delicious meat I've ever had. 
But I'm talking filet mignon. 

1218
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,280
I've been talking rib eye, all 
these different cuts. 

1219
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,760
It's so freaking good. 
You trust the meat man, he will 

1220
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,000
not let you down. 
So Morgan did something similar 

1221
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,520
like I was out at. 
Worst time again. 

1222
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:21,040
And then right, I was at work 
and then she texted me that day 

1223
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,520
and she's like, oh, hey, I, you 
know, this guy stopped by and. 

1224
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,280
We really came to deal. 
On, on some, on some meat. 

1225
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:30,080
And I was like, all right, cool.
Like, yeah, that'll, that'll 

1226
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,680
help with grocery shopping for 
sure. 

1227
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,800
I get home and I'm like, yeah, 
cool. 

1228
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,880
And I'm like, look at all this 
stuff. 

1229
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,120
I'm like, how much was this? 
And she was like, oh, it was 

1230
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:40,240
like $200. 
Yeah, $200. 

1231
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,640
We don't have $200. 
Danny just wrote a check. 

1232
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:50,560
We got all this for 200. 
You're right, it was like filet 

1233
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,160
mignon rib eyes. 
It was. 

1234
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,800
Everything. 
Everything A. 

1235
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:58,320
Bunch of chicken breasts, like 
all marinated things and burgers

1236
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,880
and like all this stuff. 
I was like, Oh my gosh, like we 

1237
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,360
got scammed. 
This is all. 

1238
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:06,520
Garbage they throw on the ground
when I tell you that I've never 

1239
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,680
had a chicken breast taste more 
succulent. 

1240
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:10,600
I know. 
I know. 

1241
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,360
Or steak that just fell right. 
Oh my gosh. 

1242
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,320
I don't know what they did to it
or how much MSG they pumped into

1243
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:21,360
this thing. 
I have dreamed about this thing 

1244
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:24,640
occasionally. 
You too visited. 

1245
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:28,360
You too. 
Wait, wait, was this better than

1246
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,840
my meat? 
Well. 

1247
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,480
Well. 
Your steaks are top tier, Dad, 

1248
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,200
you're. 
I give up the. 

1249
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,240
Meat Man. 
The Meat Man is magical. 

1250
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:38,240
He has. 
Magic. 

1251
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,360
I did, I have gotten meat from 
the meat man before and they 

1252
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,440
were pretty good steaks. 
You never he's like he's. 

1253
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,840
Like the mysterious man in 
Fallout when he shows up better.

1254
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:53,080
Yeah, he shows up. 
I feel like this should be the 

1255
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,680
name of the UTT something along 
with the meat man. 

1256
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,160
The meat man, Yeah. 
Got to be. 

1257
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:01,080
Always trust the meat man, you 
do. 

1258
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:03,440
Because he's like a year old for
credit. 

1259
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:09,480
He's like SCP-663. 
He could be furious. 

1260
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,040
It was, I'm telling you. 
I never saw him again. 

1261
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,920
Yeah. 
Give me a card and I looked at 

1262
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,280
it the next day and it was 
blank. 

1263
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,080
There's there's a company, there
was a number on here. 

1264
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,280
I had the same thing and that I 
think it's the same company that

1265
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,760
comes through and they come to 
like either bomb guards and 

1266
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,720
Menards like once a year or 
something like that. 

1267
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:33,400
Yeah, and and I don't they get a
deal somehow and they just try 

1268
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,040
to get rid of it as quick as 
they can and it sounds like it's

1269
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,840
a scam, but it's really good 
thinking me it's good product 

1270
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:43,760
and it's not a bad price for. 
It ultimately it lasted forever.

1271
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:48,080
They had, yeah, they had one at 
Graham Tire and it was like you 

1272
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:53,600
get what was it like 25, 25 lbs 
of steak and 25 lbs of lobster 

1273
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:56,480
for like 100 and 5200 dollars. 
Lobster. 

1274
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,160
I was like, that's a. 
Good deal. 

1275
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,960
That's a lot of lobster. 
That's. 

1276
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:04,440
A lot of lobster. 
But we never got that because 

1277
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,040
she never liked lobster so. 
The Dang it. 

1278
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,960
They might. 
Load the meat man. 

1279
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,800
It just would have been me 
eating the lobster. 

1280
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:13,440
That's a lot of lobster for one 
guy to eat. 

1281
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,200
Yeah. 
You know, just that. 

1282
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,680
Just. 
Takes a lot of butter to go 

1283
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,280
along with it, you know what I'm
saying? 

1284
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,440
Lobster Mac and before it gets 
too much. 

1285
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:24,600
She. 
Spurns the meat man and he has 

1286
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,320
not envisaged you since just 
made the visitor. 

1287
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,840
Wait, hold on, hold on. 
Did you say she sperms the meat 

1288
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,160
man? 
Sperm. 

1289
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,840
Sperm is a. 
Real verb. 

1290
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:39,760
I'm Shakespearean over here 
because I'm So I get. 

1291
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:42,680
I talk about him with grace. 
Sperm the meat man. 

1292
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,200
Never saw him again. 
He's a mystical, magical, 

1293
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,600
beautiful figure. 
He's a beautiful figure. 

1294
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,880
He was and he was a down to 
earth guy. 

1295
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,640
You know, slight Bostonian 
accent. 

1296
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,480
Yep, this is the same guy. 
The same. 

1297
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:04,040
Guy he is an SCPI, knew it. 
Because I bought from him and 

1298
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,960
he, I, I turn around with all 
this meat that he just gave me 

1299
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:10,840
and he walks to the end of the 
driveway and he looks back with 

1300
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,880
a twinkle in his eye. 
So say you enjoy that. 

1301
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,440
Thanks Nick man. 
Thank you meat man. 

1302
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,760
And I go to unlock the door and 
I get one last look and he's 

1303
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,480
gone. 
Disappeared. 

1304
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,520
My breath was taken away. 
All of a sudden I see all these 

1305
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,440
like words and credits woke 
upwards in my feel of. 

1306
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,920
Real you gotta try this around 
was never. 

1307
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:37,040
What I've done by Linkin Park 
start. 

1308
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:40,920
Playing Oh man, that's good. 
It's beautiful. 

1309
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:45,400
Yeah, Oh yeah, the the meat man 
when he when he cometh talk. 

1310
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,800
To him, you, you buy from him. 
Don't spurn him. 

1311
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,400
I thought about going there 
because he was, they were there.

1312
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,040
I don't know. 
I want to say a month ago I saw 

1313
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,360
something advertised they were 
going to be in Menard's parking 

1314
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,040
lot on a certain day and I was 
like, I should go there because 

1315
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,120
I remember I got to find that 
guy before. 

1316
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,720
It's kind of like anything else.
You, what you're doing is you're

1317
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:08,200
buying in bulk, so you're paying
a little bit more up front, but 

1318
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:11,000
you're saving more by buying and
that's, and that's how they 

1319
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,000
that's how they. 
Save money and make money, yeah.

1320
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:15,520
Go. 
That's their whole thing, you 

1321
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:16,800
know? 
Yep, Yeah. 

1322
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,160
And you're just, and that's the 
way it is with with a lot of 

1323
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,520
those things, you know, like the
Kirby, the Cutco knives, like 

1324
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:25,120
they're good quality products 
and you probably do overpay a 

1325
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:30,000
little bit, but if they last a 
long time, I'm fully willing now

1326
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
that I'm not dirt poor. 
That we pay for. 

1327
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,880
I'm fully willing to pay a 
little bit more money for a good

1328
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:38,120
quality product as long as it's 
going to last for a while. 

1329
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,600
Nowadays. 
Yeah, there's no way that Kirby 

1330
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,120
is worth 3 grand. 
Oh, I agree. 

1331
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,240
Yeah, I I fully agree. 
Probably 150 bucks to throw it 

1332
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,560
together. 
Yeah, you're. 

1333
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,840
Making 100%. 
Profit. 

1334
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,840
Oh yeah, there, there's, there's
definitely a lot of they 

1335
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,600
definitely mark those things way
up like I. 

1336
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:03,320
Mean they make cell phones for 
literally $5 like your $1000 

1337
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:08,720
iPhone to the the materials to 
make it is less than $5. 

1338
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,920
Yeah, yeah. 
You have a little Chinese boy 

1339
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,200
who's paid 3 cents. 
Put it together. 

1340
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,920
And there is a little more that 
goes into it. 

1341
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,280
There's you're paying for the 
marketing, you're paying for the

1342
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,880
research and development. 
You know you're paying. 

1343
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,120
For the name if you're. 
Paying for the name, Yeah, 

1344
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:25,840
because they have a lot of 
overhead. 

1345
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,960
Which I do paying for the. 
Yeah, you really are. 

1346
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,840
But they do make a lot of profit
off of it, no doubt. 

1347
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,440
No doubt about that, especially 
when they've got sweatshops 

1348
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,720
making the things. 
No doubt, no doubt. 

1349
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,480
They're not doing that because 
they're trying to. 

1350
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,680
They're trying to just barely 
squeak by. 

1351
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:46,600
They're they're trying to make 
as much money as they can run 

1352
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:47,920
away with it. 
Right. 

1353
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:52,040
Well, I guess we're not doing an
episode tonight. 

1354
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,360
Dang it. 
What I'll Dang it. 

1355
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,600
Yeah, it's 10:00. 
Already. 

1356
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,840
Oh yeah, your time. 
Yeah, yeah, Danny's, Danny's 

1357
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,200
been to play is. 
Alex not getting on or. 

1358
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:07,000
No, I had something planned for 
his character, so it would kind 

1359
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:11,040
of be, oh, I guess I could omit 
it, but we could run it without 

1360
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:11,600
it. 
I don't know. 

1361
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,000
What do you guys want to do? 
I'm fine with waiting for Alex. 

1362
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,520
Yeah. 
I messaged him he needed message

1363
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:21,000
me back and I'm kind of hurt. 
Nah, I got the message. 

1364
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,840
Yeah, he said. 
He's on his dad, his daddy. 

1365
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,680
Oh, I hope he's OK. 
Is it? 

1366
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,000
Yeah. 
He just hasn't been able to talk

1367
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,440
to him in a while. 
That's understandable. 

1368
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,280
So screw me, it's fine. 
Well, you know. 

1369
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:37,280
I feel like I've been a father 
to Alex, but I raised the boy. 

1370
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,040
I raised the boy 2 guys are. 
The same age. 

1371
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,320
Hold on. 
So I raised the boy. 

1372
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:49,040
You know, you raise a guy and 
and this is what happens. 

1373
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:56,840
Yeah, yeah, he spurned me. 
What happens, What happens to 

1374
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,080
you? 
What happens in Indiana State in

1375
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,920
Indiana? 
It's the same bit. 

1376
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:05,680
It's a real word. 
Shakespearean two player. 

1377
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,640
There's a demon behind you. 
Why is he banging it? 

1378
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:10,960
Oh, there it is. 
Yeah. 

1379
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,200
That's a gun. 
That's a that's a gun. 

1380
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:33,240
Yeah, Why is he holding it like 
that? 

1381
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:38,520
Why is he holding it like that? 
You just need a a shield with a 

1382
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:41,800
chainsaw on it now. 
Pickens yeah, you need. 

1383
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,600
A chainsaw with a chainsaw. 
Captain America who?

