1 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:15,200 Oh, Baltimore, the place where the undead thrive in the living, 2 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,640 will live. Let's see if our brave 3 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,720 adventurers can solve the mystery of this fire siege, this 4 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,600 apocalyptic takeover, this dead rain. 5 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:33,240 And welcome, welcome everyone back to the Main Menu podcast 6 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:37,040 featuring some more Z&D. We're back at it again for our 7 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:43,000 first ever 4th quintilogy. Yeah, yeah, I like that. 8 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,120 Yeah. It wouldn't be quint because 9 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,960 quint is 7 like quadrology you. Know what? 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,480 We're coming. To numerology. 11 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,080 Edray so. We're skipping 4 and going right 12 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,960 to 5. You know what? 13 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,880 Take away Mr. Master, I can't do anything right. 14 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:06,320 I would like to start off by thanking Palladium for not only 15 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:10,280 dead rain, but rifts, which are being slowly but surely 16 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,520 integrated into our system. You guys are getting a little 17 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,920 overpowered, but you know it's fun that way right? 18 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,600 You guys met Haggis Morelands and he taught Wallace and 19 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:26,520 inadvertently Cletus how to form a sized sword and become a cyber 20 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,600 knight and have really high ideals and be the ultimate good 21 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,960 guy so to speak. What? 22 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:35,280 Well, I mean so. Wallace, he just gets over that 23 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:39,640 part. He was over there cranking. 24 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,360 His hog. Yeah, he was cranking his hog. 25 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:47,000 You guys went to Joey B's house and had a had a blast there 26 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,760 getting him chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. 27 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,960 I still have a tub of that. Blast what? 28 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,200 Danny couldn't find those cones to save his life, but dog? 29 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,760 My dog I. Had I had a good time listening 30 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,120 to that whole thing this last week? 31 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:10,680 I probably should have listened to it as well. 32 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,000 Oh, man, it's it's good stuff. I didn't. 33 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,920 Then you guys met Jolene and and baby Asher. 34 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,880 And then Cletus killed baby Asher. 35 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,400 Yeah, Asher was no longer alive, but but a zombie. 36 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:28,440 I fulfilled my duty. I buried Asher guts around me in 37 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:32,120 a necklace of his ears. And then Wallace thought that he 38 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,720 might have had sex with Jolene to start her throughout the 39 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:40,400 middle of the night and he started to have to roll a A6 40 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:44,520 sided die every time he tried to form a sword and do different 41 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,160 things to it. Herpes. 42 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:52,760 That is on a herpesphilite and. Then you guys went to the NCEZID 43 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:57,000 the I don't that what all that stands for, but yeah, NCIS. 44 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,320 LMNOPQRSTUV. Something something 45 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,560 institutions. Diseases. 46 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:07,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then you end up going 47 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:11,800 to to China after you found the frying dragon, the long duck 48 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:18,000 dog, Long duck dog and some something wrong and they were 49 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,880 trying to make wrong. With that a. 50 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,680 Little bit they're trying to make tiger space space tiger 51 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,400 penis. I'm sorry. 52 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,000 And then it. Was just regular tiger Venus. 53 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,600 Well, that's why they were taking it up into space. 54 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,360 It didn't enhance the flavor like I thought it would. 55 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,520 No, not at all. It made it worse, actually. 56 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,680 I ate two of them and mine stayed the same size. 57 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,880 It tastes like sulfur, kinda. And then grow Cletus, Cletus and 58 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,920 and whatever. Oh, Palladium, we're outside the 59 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,920 spaceship and somehow survived that was that was rather crazy. 60 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,480 Crazy. Yeah, Crazy 1 then. 61 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:03,320 You then you guys, just once you got to China, you had to fight 62 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:08,240 the dogs of war and then you ended up running across. 63 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,640 The guy had her name in here. I'm almost sure that I did. 64 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,200 She's dead now, Raquel. She's dead now. 65 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,279 Yeah, that's what it was. I knew it was something stuffed 66 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,600 to Rachel. Some diabolical man named two 67 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:23,480 daughters, Rachel and Raquel. It confused me. 68 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,400 All I know is Oslo was both of them. 69 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,400 Oh, yeah, there it is. Yeah. 70 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:30,280 Raquel had a Yeah, Rachel had a twin sister, Raquel, and she was 71 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,920 there. And then she wanted to. 72 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:36,960 She wanted to harvest Walter's organs and body to find out why 73 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,640 he was still alive and get dead and. 74 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,600 Yeah, so we killed her. Very strangely killed her. 75 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,720 There wasn't. We didn't say much about that. 76 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,840 I didn't feel like we developed that as well as we should have. 77 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,560 Yeah, she did. Die. 78 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,320 I didn't really fall in love with her so much as her sister, 79 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,400 so it it didn't matter too much, but I. 80 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,920 Don't know, reminded me of her. You reminded me of her. 81 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,080 You're pretty smitten still. I would have. 82 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,320 You weren't exactly head over heels, you're more like head 83 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:04,640 over your stomach. Yeah, it's accurate. 84 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,240 Yeah, pretty full. And then my French coat is. 85 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,680 Open the way back. Since underwear. 86 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,360 Just I haven't Wait, you're good. 87 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Dang it Jolene. I ended up finally Glitter Boy 88 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,880 armor and then you guys had to fight the the creature that the 89 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,880 original pilot of the Glitter Boy was chasing when he fell out 90 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:33,360 of the rift in space. Did you say Glitter Boy? 91 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:38,720 I did I and they name them that because of the highly reflect 92 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,160 reflective nature of the armor. It actually if you get shot with 93 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,120 a laser in the in the armor, it actually halves the damage of a 94 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,080 laser because it reflects part of it. 95 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,520 We call them laser boys in Vietnam. 96 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,160 Letter boys. Yeah they do. 97 00:05:55,160 --> 00:06:00,320 I got to bring 5 bucks. Jolene's the lady boys. 98 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,960 Sorry. Sorry, Wallace. 99 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,320 Sorry, Wallace. Jay, should we? 100 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,400 Kill her. Should we kill her Claytus? 101 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,960 Yeah, no, lady, boy, man. Killing the lady boy? 102 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,480 No, no, no matter what my planned arrival. 103 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:19,240 No, I roll it too. Might be a bad idea now, I don't 104 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,360 know. Yeah, probably. 105 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,000 She'd kill him. So while you that's OK. 106 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:29,360 So you guys said we're on your way back to Baltimore when all 107 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,560 that happened. You're driving along not a lot 108 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,480 of these. Zeke is. 109 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,440 Zeke is driving Stripe. He's taking lessons from him. 110 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,920 Zeke's telling him, you know, you want to stop at red lights 111 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,080 and all that good stuff. Complete stop. 112 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,840 Don't speed, don't do 90 on the highway, that kind of stuff. 113 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:49,040 Cletus is in his hog. Like he'll accelerate and he'll 114 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,640 go 2 1/2 miles down the road and then go down to 20 miles an hour 115 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,800 and then pop a wheelie in front of you and take off. 116 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,200 I stick my. ID out the window and moon it. 117 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:04,360 Pop a wheelie and something something catches your eye 118 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,200 that's just completely green. It's green. 119 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,520 Have a Beaver with a. Green naked woman. 120 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:17,280 See a town where everything so you're so like picture the 121 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:21,720 landscape I mean there's nobody around you know, to attend weeds 122 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,760 or grow gardens or mow grass or you know any of that kind of 123 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,560 stuff it. Was taken back over. 124 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,760 Yes. So nature has definitely taken 125 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,760 back over. Let's see, there's somebody. 126 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:38,080 Yep. It's old, old and crusty. 127 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,560 You know and. Like my feet? 128 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,440 Right, just like. You're it's the it's the church 129 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,960 and the town from Big Fish. Good. 130 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,760 Job. It's big fish. 131 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,960 The town of Spectacular. Movie with Ewan. 132 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,200 McGregor like fish. Also sounds like my feet. 133 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,840 Yeah, it was a strangely good movie. 134 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,000 It was a. Lot of not in comparisons to my 135 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,440 foot. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. 136 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:09,240 Pretty smelly, but so the the town catches your eye and and 137 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:13,400 Zeke, Zeke decides to head over there and 'cause you know, he 138 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,240 knows he knows how you guys are. He knows you guys like to go 139 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,360 check things out. That kind of stuff. 140 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:19,800 Where you calling boy? Oh. 141 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:23,880 Boy. Oh. 142 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,640 Boy, I forget which one is who. I think this one's. 143 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,600 No, Zeke is that's. Funny, Zeke's the Roddy. 144 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,720 Oh, OK. Hey, Roddy. 145 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,840 That's a boy in striped pajamas. Oh yeah, boy in straight 146 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,559 pajamas. Hello Guard. 147 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,520 Name. One of the strangest, yeah, best 148 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:45,920 names I've heard for a dog. So you guys are kind of rolling 149 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,560 through the town and the, the residents, you know, they, they, 150 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,400 they, they not get in front of you, but they start walking up 151 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,960 next to you, kind of crowding around you. 152 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,920 Question. None of them up my arrival. 153 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,560 None of them look unhappy. They all look very pleased to 154 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:05,960 see you, yes. Does my Hog have a stereo on it? 155 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,920 Yeah, duh. Can I be playing the eight track 156 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,440 of Limp Bizkits? Keep rolling. 157 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:19,440 Yes and no and yes because Limp Bizkit would not have had an 8 158 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,080 track. But you sure why not? 159 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:28,200 Do I have some ambiance so that'll be added in post edit 160 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,680 I'm on? It. 161 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:39,720 Those were all so edited so well, thank you. 162 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,520 Derek, by the way, just quick side break, who's editing this 163 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,600 season? I was wondering the assumption I 164 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,520 was again. Deal free. 165 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,720 I will have to send you some stuff for later episodes, OK? 166 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,920 I wish, I wish I had the time and and I I know I could learn 167 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,800 how to do it, I just wish I had the time to do it so I could 168 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,040 help you guys out more. Yeah, it's pretty meticulous. 169 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,520 I'm pretty useless, really. No, OK, no, no. 170 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:08,360 I mean, I'm just, I'm just zany and racist apparently. 171 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,200 So you. Know I'm not trying to be. 172 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:20,200 That's why we love you. Make you notice so right Yeah, 173 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:24,200 Yeah, I think so so when So you guys decided to stop and 174 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:29,520 everybody's really happy Cletus your arm is throbbing terribly 175 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,320 so we're. Used to that throbbing. 176 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,280 Hurts quite a bit when you get out. 177 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,840 Stripey keeps humping it. And that's your cranking hand. 178 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,520 Keeps sniffing it. That's the hand that you crank 179 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:45,000 your hog with. Other things throbbing. 180 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,800 This feels like blue balls of the arm. 181 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,720 When you guys get out, you notice that the two plant 182 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,360 cannons on top of the lav are looking sickly. 183 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,120 They don't look like they feel too well, kind of tired and 184 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:00,680 weak. I'm going to. 185 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:05,160 Pee on them, they need water. You pee on them and they just 186 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,360 kind of like, like, I don't. They're not sure first of all 187 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:12,000 how you got your stream that high and second, practice. 188 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,320 Kegels. I do my kegels. 189 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,920 They, they start like blowing into it, you know, and it's like 190 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:26,080 spraying everywhere. And Marcus are getting inside 191 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,240 the APC. Turn the LED all. 192 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,080 Right. But you guys notice there's a 193 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,800 floral shop that you've stopped right next to, and this nice 194 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:42,720 young gentleman comes out and he says, hey, hey, guys. 195 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,360 Oh, man, that's a really nifty vehicle you've got there. 196 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:51,200 My name's Celis. My plasma rifles lining up. 197 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,600 Wait, but does he have one eye? Is that why he's seeing less? 198 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,320 No. Sometimes he sees more, but in 199 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,560 this I know he's seeing less. Yeah, wait a second. 200 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,920 Hey Silas, how you doing? But he's a He's a small, really 201 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:14,200 unassuming guy, somewhere close to 5 feet tall. 202 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,960 Is he? Is he of Asian descent? 203 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,600 He is not. He is. 204 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,480 So he sees fine. Yeah, he sees fine, huh? 205 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,320 He's. Some kind of Hispanic? 206 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,960 He is not. He's not. 207 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,680 Going to power. Shop No. 208 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,400 What's your country of origin? Use it in a sentence. 209 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:37,880 I'm from from New Jersey, actually we. 210 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,520 Don't like the Jersey boy, huh? Can you? 211 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Use it in a sentence. So when I was about 16, my mom 212 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,120 got me a New Jersey because I liked the Kansas City Chiefs. 213 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,160 Yeah. You were charged at the flower 214 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,280 shop, Seymour. Yeah, actually I am. 215 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,640 I'm kind of an orphan, so I really don't know what it's like 216 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,400 to have a dad. We really didn't ask for that 217 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,520 part, but. I'm sorry, I just kind of 218 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,040 carried on my shoulder everywhere I go. 219 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,600 Fill up, fill up. Listen. 220 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,760 I'm see more. See less. 221 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,240 See Less. Philip Seymour Hoffman, listen, 222 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,400 we need stuff for our plan. Hey. 223 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,560 Hey, hold on, give Seymour a chance. 224 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,400 He doesn't understand that we always rename everybody. 225 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:30,320 So you're doing Seymour okay. Yeah, one time we met these gay 226 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,200 British people and they were in love with us. 227 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,040 That's actually my cousin. That's your name. 228 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,440 Now where's your? First car, your cousin I'm. 229 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,880 Gonna change all your first certificate. 230 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,320 Where's that birth? Certificate. 231 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,360 I I, I don't, I don't know, honestly. 232 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,160 I. I walk over to the plants and 233 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,000 like start like petting them and like holding them. 234 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,080 It's like. You're OK here. 235 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,240 Yeah. All right. 236 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,200 Well, you'd have to climb on top of the LA. 237 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:55,920 Is there hold on, is there anything on his person that I 238 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,280 can steal I. Rolled. 239 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,760 I rolled in 18, it's pretty good. 240 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:09,080 OK, I'm personal, Decker. Yeah, let's see. 241 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,760 I I I should have planned for this? 242 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,440 Yeah, I could say die. So when you when you do it, you 243 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:20,080 oh man, you find a roll of duct tape in his pocket. 244 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,200 Oh, so you got you got a roll of duct tape. 245 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,760 He didn't. Even notice behind him while 246 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,240 everyone was talking and it I'm. Getting very attractive too. 247 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,360 And I and I whisper. I whisper in his ear real quick 248 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:33,880 and I go. Huh. 249 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,440 Yeah, what the right Cletus do your thing, You. 250 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,320 Shot. Like a listen. 251 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 252 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,720 Story short, I ate I ate a magic seed. 253 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,160 OK, OK OK. I had a plant throw out of my 254 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,760 arm and now my arm is throbbing OK. 255 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:56,040 You got to think that, you know, Mr. That sounds an awful lot, 256 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,800 actually. Oh my, your the plants on your 257 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,120 on your your truck. Yeah. 258 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,800 They they look, they look a lot like Marissa, Oh. 259 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:12,200 What the heck's a Marissa? Well, so IA few months ago, a 260 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,680 year or so ago, however long ago, before, before the the, you 261 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,120 know, all those zombies came flooding through the streets. 262 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,760 Yeah. So there was, there was a solar 263 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,840 eclipse of the sun and there's a whole song about it. 264 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:29,640 And this portal opened up. Oh, and I walked, I stepped 265 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,240 through the portal and I met this, this guy, he said his name 266 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:38,720 was LLLDD Long long duck, long duck LA night. 267 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,960 And, and he, I bought a plant from him. 268 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,320 Yes. He only wanted 5 bucks for it. 269 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,800 I know. And so I said sure, you know, 270 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:50,800 And so I, I brought it back and sounds like the cribbage, you 271 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,840 know, I mean, maybe. And I was in love with this 272 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,680 girl, Alyssa. And oh man, she was, she was, 273 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,680 I'm telling you, fellas, she was just, oh, she was absolutely 274 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,480 just beautiful. I'm. 275 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,120 In love with Tripper. She ran, She ran. 276 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,720 Fellas, I apologize. I thought I moved that flag 277 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,920 over. There's there's See less. 278 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,360 Someone you take his glasses so he can see less. 279 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,280 Yeah, yeah. So then, so I had this, this 280 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,520 girl that I really liked, her name was Alyssa. 281 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,160 She had that. She's she's beautiful. 282 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,040 No, not she. She doesn't do math. 283 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,680 I guess everybody definitely beauty. 284 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,200 Woman. Well, yeah, I mean, I, I, I 285 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,960 guess so. Describe her in detail. 286 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:40,880 She had beautiful long blonde hair, really, really big lips. 287 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:48,080 Yeah, she was real skinny, but she was, she was really 288 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,160 something. I like a thin. 289 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:54,520 Lips wide black haired short haired girl. 290 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:59,200 I like a bald. Her she, she had a boyfriend 291 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,680 though, and and I, you know, I, she, she really, she was really 292 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,200 in love with her boyfriend. Now that's a good looking 293 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,680 boyfriend. OK, take care of her. 294 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,640 But. My. 295 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,800 Boyfriend. He wasn't a really nice guy 296 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,079 though. I'm telling you he was. 297 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:21,400 He was really mean. But so so Marissa started 298 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,520 started growing up and she started getting bigger. 299 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,079 We mean, we mean growing up. Yeah, what do you mean growing 300 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,680 up? She she started out, you know, 301 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,000 she, she looked, she looked about like this. 302 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,280 Oh, the. Plague is that I thought the 303 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,800 girl was. Oh, OK. 304 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,480 No, the girls. Alyssa, this is this is Marissa. 305 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,400 I named it after Alyssa, but I didn't want her to know I was 306 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,800 sneaky about it. I'm confused. 307 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,840 About what? Which are. 308 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,640 Quite giving me like nerdy Brad Brad Ashley. 309 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:56,160 Similar names confused me. This is about where I start 310 00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:01,280 shooting typically. Well, but so, so Marissa started 311 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,680 getting bigger and so like, you know, I didn't, I didn't know 312 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,040 what to do. After Taco Bell. 313 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,920 Well, I wouldn't do that because because. 314 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,880 I know exactly what plant that is. 315 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,360 She likes to, she likes to drink blood. 316 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,520 She has to have blood, right? Yeah. 317 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:20,280 Kind of plant, is it? And well, I don't know. 318 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,840 I don't know. The guy said that it was 319 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,280 somewhere in space. He had space tiger penis for 320 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,040 sale too. I I don't know, I don't know. 321 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,000 It was all. The whole thing was weird, Yeah, 322 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,440 but. Yeah, wait a second, did it 323 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,440 start singing Feed me Seed More? No actually she started saying 324 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,240 feed me less. Wait a minute, so you're feeding 325 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,400 me seed? Less I'm sorry. 326 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,800 Sorry, you're saying that the things on top of the truck are 327 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,120 going to turn into that? Well, I mean, so I, I don't 328 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,760 know. So she she kept, she kept 329 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,160 growing. Showing us pictures. 330 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:58,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It turned into like a big old 331 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,760 red plant with a big old hole in the middle. 332 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,960 Yeah. And so then now she looks like 333 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,600 this. It's a big old. 334 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,600 Plant. You can do it. 335 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,440 Feed me, Seymour, Feed me. All night long. 336 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:22,040 And if you feed me, Seymour, I'll grow up so big and strong. 337 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,760 That's that's almost exactly what she said. 338 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,760 That's weird. I'm scared OK, this things going 339 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,240 to come out of my hand in any minute. 340 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,520 Well, so it's weird. So, OK, so, you know, she got 341 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,320 big. And then I, I call it a she just 342 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,080 because I named it Marissa. It could be a boy. 343 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:39,920 I don't know. He's got it. 344 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,280 She's got a boy's voice. I don't know, I'm confused. 345 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,520 So, but it just kept needing more and more blood. 346 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,480 And so one night it was really hungry and it wouldn't leave me 347 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,320 alone. And I kind of found Alyssa's 348 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:57,400 boyfriend and well, I, I kind of accidentally on purpose, fed him 349 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,680 to the to Marissa. I pull out my gun, a Porter gun. 350 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:01,960 Murderer. She loved it. 351 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,760 No, I mean, he was a bad guy. I also I also pull out my gun 352 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:09,000 and pointed out him murderer. He was a bad dude. 353 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,600 You're a murderer. I dropped my plasma rifle. 354 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,880 Listen, he beat Alyssa, OK? OK. 355 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,240 I had to protect her. Beat her like in Super Smash 356 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,960 Brothers or? No, yeah. 357 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,040 Like just speeds. Yeah. 358 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,560 And it was. It wasn't good at all. 359 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,000 Was it house rules I get? It no, no, it was, it was Fight 360 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,480 Club rules. You can't talk about that. 361 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,040 Yeah, you're talking about. It so absolutely. 362 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,760 You know, so I didn't know what to do. 363 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,520 And. And after Alyssa's boyfriend, 364 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,000 you know, accidentally on purpose died, yeah, her and I 365 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,200 fell in love. And we we were developing a 366 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,800 great relationship and I kept Marissa a secret. 367 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,640 And then one night, Marissa, Marissa ate Alyssa. 368 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,080 And not like in the good way that you would think a really 369 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,760 bad way like she like. I don't think any of our minds 370 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,080 went to the way that you initially implied. 371 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,240 Well, she was kind of my girlfriend, sorta. 372 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:09,160 So yeah, sorta. Yeah, the plant. 373 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,680 No, Alyssa. Did you ever experiment with the 374 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,200 plant like? Plant you put your penis in it. 375 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,880 Wait. OK, so let me show you a picture 376 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,160 of oh did. You Sprint your speed. 377 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,120 OK, so. If I want to know like some. 378 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,800 Freaky stuff like that. I'd just use Google or 379 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,640 something. We're gonna. 380 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,080 Wood. Path Yeah, the servers have been 381 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,400 down since the apocalypse. Dibs. 382 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:37,080 Dibs. So, so I was scared of her and I 383 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,760 told her, you know, look, I'll make a deal with you. 384 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,040 I'll, I'll keep finding a way to feed you. 385 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,320 Just don't, don't hurt me. And so I was, I was her, you 386 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,440 know, I was the, I was her meal ticket. 387 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,920 And then she had babies and, and they looked a lot like her. 388 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,680 They were, they were, they were a little different. 389 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:58,000 And then the wave happened and these the her offspring, not 390 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,920 her, but her offspring. They eventually started eating 391 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,280 the zombies and it kind of changed them a little bit. 392 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,400 But yeah, I planted them all around the town and that's why 393 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,400 we're so green, because we're completely protected from 394 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,560 zombies. They can't get in here. 395 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,000 Who cuts your grass? I, I do a lot of it. 396 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,640 There's some of the townsfolk, you know, they, they, they, they 397 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,000 volunteer. OK, so. 398 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,280 There's nothing left of the town folk. 399 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,040 What's with the ISIS? Why you telling us? 400 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,520 Why you telling us? Because your plants look on top 401 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,960 of your, your truck, your plants look a lot the same, except the 402 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,080 big difference is they, they're glowing. 403 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,680 Whereas our plants all look they, they continue to live, but 404 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,200 they're all sickly looking. I just kind of stay away from 405 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,320 them. I'm kind of scared of them. 406 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,600 OK, so hey guys, I turn to the group who's got an axe or 407 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,120 something? Who wants to cut off my arm? 408 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,800 I'll shoot it with my PLANTS rifle. 409 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:59,320 He drops it again. Baby, what's everybody talking 410 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,840 about? I keep hearing my name in here. 411 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:08,560 You guys look like a good snack. It's time for me to eat. 412 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,240 See less. Get out of the way, baby. 413 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,360 We should kill it. We should. 414 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,560 Kill it at the plant. So if we kill it, is it going to 415 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,520 kill all the ones around the town you think? 416 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,560 We know, but it's time to roll for initiative, baby. 417 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:31,320 All right, Wallace, you're. Yeah, I'm just going to unfold 418 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,960 my energy store and cut out the stamps. 419 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:38,320 All right, baby, you hit it. I hit it. 420 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:42,160 Roll Roll A1, die 6. Oh, I still have to do that. 421 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,640 That's a forever problem, buddy. What? 422 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,760 Yeah, maybe we know. We've already established them. 423 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,360 We didn't. We didn't do it that night. 424 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,160 You're at. You got to do it. 425 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,800 OK, well it does half damage. And slap. 426 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,720 Here's that slap. Here's that slap. 427 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:07,960 All right, well. 1D6 mega damage does 66000 and 1/2 is 3000 428 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:12,640 damage. So, so one of her, one of her, 429 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,560 his six babies, I believe there's Nope, 10. 430 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:21,200 There's ten of them. One of her 10 bulbs falls off 431 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,680 and hits the ground and Withers and dies. 432 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,360 One of them. Oh baby, that. 433 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:31,480 Hurt, OH. Why don't we just feed Seymour 434 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,000 to it? Philip Seymour. 435 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,680 All in favour. You mean you mean see less? 436 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,440 I ain't seen less. He's a little more. 437 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,720 Ticket No, we're not saying. See Less Seymour. 438 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:46,200 Suddenly, Seymour, I don't see the game beside you. 439 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:52,360 All right, so he's going to attack or she is or whatever. 440 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:59,160 Two of the tentacles are going to go and attack Wallace. 441 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,120 Anyone else turned on? I'm done. 442 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,760 And hentai too. Hentai too. 443 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:14,200 So they they hit you and they do 5 they they hit you and they 444 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,360 bounce off your armor. Yeah, pretty much. 445 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,320 Because your armor, your armor is mega damage. 446 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:23,120 And these things don't, they don't do mega damage. 447 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,200 I do. I have an SDC of 270 anyway, so. 448 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,240 Your character does or your armor does. 449 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,840 Was it your was your armor? Make it. 450 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,760 Oh, maybe your armor wasn't mega damage was it? 451 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,360 No. OK, it was. 452 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,440 So it does. It was like, it was like, it was 453 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,440 like that heavy armor that Gino gave me. 454 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,800 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 455 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,320 I was thinking it was mega damage for some reason. 456 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:44,960 Yeah. So it does. 457 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,520 It does 5 to your armor. Well, a little Scott baby. 458 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,680 All right, Marcus. Hello. 459 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,560 You're up. Hello. 460 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,360 Yeah, well, my plasma rifle got a 19. 461 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,200 Dang. Finally, I'm sick of missing. 462 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,840 We're not doing it anymore. You had a lot of stuff last 463 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:04,760 season. What do you mean? 464 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,560 I missed a lot last season too. We missed a lot, but we also had 465 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:18,040 a quite a few. 16,000 damage. So the the blast hits him and. 466 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,520 He sets it to Full Auto mode. He just realized that it's 467 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:26,840 there. Gross. 468 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:32,320 You see his head kind of reels back and and he looks he looks 469 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,800 upset and angry at the same time and he's got a big singe on the 470 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,200 side of his face and wow baby, wow, don't do that again. 471 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,440 I'm. Going to do it again dogs. 472 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,000 I think it's D100. Yeah. 473 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:55,560 And have both of them do it 40 and 56 so it goes first maybe? 474 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,840 Just so each one of them grab a hold of a tentacle. 475 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,480 OK. And they're kind of tangling and 476 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,720 pulling and ripping and tearing and shredding, doing, doing 477 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,600 damage to them. So that leaves seven tentacles 478 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,320 that are that are left to be able to do something, lead us to 479 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,040 meet us. All right, so I want to, I want 480 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:22,040 to channel all of my fear and anger and pent up horniness and 481 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,840 doing cool little Yeah, I want to take some of his too. 482 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,880 And then? Oh geez, I think. 483 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,160 I'm going to, I'm going to take a little move with Dick Cheney 484 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,320 and just like Cheney, 2 point O and and whack him with it. 485 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:41,280 Whack. So as you as you unfurl your 486 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:47,480 chain, it it's that familiar drop of the base as as it drops 487 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,400 to the ground. I love that and post edit, by 488 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:55,560 the way, the that was amazing you and when you do it, you grab 489 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,440 Wallace's, excuse me, not Wallace's. 490 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,960 You grab Marcus's hand and his his energy flows into you and 491 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,640 your chain grows more brightly than it ever has before. 492 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:13,040 Roll the hatred, the sex craziness and and all that stuff 493 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:18,800 and the the No nut November all flows through you and strike it. 494 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,400 Strike him down that they flow. Do it. 495 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,040 I'm an erection. You hit him. 496 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,160 This thing's not armored. It's just. 497 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,400 It's just. And they're all one nice extra 498 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,360 mega damage. Is that what your chain did of 499 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,200 it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 500 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,640 Because it would be the same damage as. 501 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,480 Yeah, all right. And so we double that for. 502 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,280 For yeah, get him out. All right. 503 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,000 There we go, got all, got all the nasty rolls. 504 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,920 Out damage. You hit him and, and the chain 505 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,000 sinks into his flesh and, and when it when you pull it away, 506 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,920 it, it leaves a mark of where the chain was on his, on his 507 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,320 flesh. And he is, he is really, really 508 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,760 angry. Yeah. 509 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,240 Walter, return, Walter. OK. 510 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,160 Walter. Give me all you've got. 511 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,680 Baby spit on it because apparently I don't know what the 512 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,760 hell I have. Just lay into him with the MG. 513 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,880 Yeah. Put the heart on him. 514 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,400 I guess I'll just do that. Make him squirt. 515 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,880 With blood, yeah, Plants don't have blood. 516 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,000 That's another thing too, where you've where you've hit him. 517 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,440 There's a really dark green blood that's in front of him. 518 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,520 What do I need to roll for the MG? 519 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,920 20 sided die all right, Oh Dang, that's a two die. 520 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,560 So roll two die four there you go. 521 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:55,240 So that's 70. So that's 140. 522 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:02,880 So your your bullets hit it. They so you kind of the MG 42. 523 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,520 You know, you're kind of spraying and spraying some of 524 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,760 your, some of your rounds hits Marissa, some of them hit the 525 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:16,280 tentacles and you end up taking out two of the tentacles. 2 of 526 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,520 the dogs were on each One of the dogs were on the tentacle. 527 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,520 And so now that there's five left that are able to operate 528 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,680 all right and then the next is Jolene. 529 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:31,720 Jolene squares up, squints, and she does, she does. 530 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,000 She kind of jumps back away from you guys a little bit so that 531 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,600 there's no effect on you as far as your hearing and so forth. 532 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,360 And but she was already kind of standing back anyway. 533 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,120 She fires around from her rail gun. 534 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,320 He does. He hits. 535 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:49,560 She goes 200 and oh, bang, no, that's not, that's not never 536 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:54,400 mind, that's not tired. 29 so that that round slams right into 537 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,200 right into his mouth, knocks out civil teeth, knocks him back 538 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:04,560 about about 5-6 feet inside of his mouth is all black and corn 539 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,160 up and shredded. He is. 540 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,840 He is extremely upset and hurting and bleeding all over 541 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,520 the place. Walls at your turn. 542 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,720 So I have a gas grenade. What kind of gas is in it? 543 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,160 Really. Yeah, you know, laughing gas. 544 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:25,560 Or, you know, gas. That type of gas OK been. 545 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,280 Smoking a gas boy where is? Where? 546 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,760 Is the gas. Grenade, it's in my equipment. 547 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,200 It just says gas grenade. Prison Wallet. 548 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,240 There it does. I don't so I do so you it's 549 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,800 probably not a gas grenade. It's supposed to be AI think 550 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,280 it's supposed to be a pregnant or I think it was a plasma 551 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,200 grenade. Impregnation Grenade. 552 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,640 I've been hit with one of those. Man, I cannot. 553 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,360 So I remember at one point somebody found, I thought. 554 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,920 It was like a flash bang or something. 555 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,000 So there's molotovs. I've been. 556 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,760 Hit with one of those two. I've got a bunch of molotovs. 557 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,160 Got flashed and banged in Vietnam. 558 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,680 Right. I don't remember. 559 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,360 I don't remember if Dexter, I wonder if that's not something 560 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,520 that comes with your. I wonder if that comes with. 561 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,160 Your character? Yeah, I think it. 562 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,760 I think it came with my character. 563 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,680 Oh. There it is. 564 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,840 Sounds right. Just the Chasm inferno gas 565 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,560 grenade. It'll make him stunned for two 566 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,960 turns. Stun lock. 567 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:26,840 Stun lock. Stun Lock. 568 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,040 Stun lock, Stun lock OK. So I'm not seeing it. 569 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,520 As far as weapons built here, I don't I don't see it in there, 570 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,880 but I'll tell you what, let's say that since it says gas 571 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,080 grenade, we'll assume that it's correct and it'll be a tear gas, 572 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,320 tear gas grenade. Without taking the time to look 573 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,680 that up, I'm going to say that that's going to that's going to 574 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,080 incapacitate him for the rest of the mail around. 575 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,240 You know what, I will. I'm going to like take it out my 576 00:32:55,240 --> 00:33:00,560 backpack and take out the the pin and they might be like, hey, 577 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,120 Alyssa, eat this. Chuck it at him. 578 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,800 Wallace, you gotta you gotta pull the. 579 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,120 For 19 right in the mouth. I did. 580 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,800 You just threw it at him. I did. 581 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,240 I did pull the fan. I said. 582 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,160 I pulled the fan and. Then it starts to emit the gas 583 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,280 while they're bickering. I didn't say I'm pulling. 584 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,600 I didn't say. It's literally. 585 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,040 It's literally. Right now, looking at it flowing 586 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,920 out of the. Grenading right now. 587 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:40,320 So when the grenade lands in its mouth, sort of, it turns 588 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,360 different colors and those colors spread through to the to 589 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,000 the tentacles. They're all they haven't like 590 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:51,080 completely dropped, but they're all bleeping now and the dogs 591 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,800 kind of instead of instead of hanging the the dogs hanging and 592 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,720 tugging, they're now on the ground and they're trying to 593 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,800 pull and they're stretching, stretching the the tentacles 594 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,480 tight. So with that, it is Marcus's 595 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:04,840 turn. You. 596 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,720 Don't say. Bugs. 597 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,199 Marcus, Marcus. Yeah, then Marcus realizes that 598 00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:15,760 he's been holding Cletus's hand this whole time. 599 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,000 Yeah. Grab his penis and twist it. 600 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,960 You know, I think we've been attacking the problem wrong. 601 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:30,199 We got to shoot the roof. Now that he's now that he's 602 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:33,280 incapacitated, I'm walking right up to the the stem where he's 603 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,120 coming out of the ground and I'm gonna shoot out with my plasma 604 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,440 rival point blank. Yeah, as. 605 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:44,800 Long as it's not a gnat 1. Yep. 14 that'll do it. 22,000 606 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:49,800 damage. Dying boy, that's double damage 607 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,199 because it's point blank. Yeah. 608 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:57,920 So when you when you hit it, the plasma flashes brightly. 609 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,920 The where you hit the, the, the spot on the, the root pretty 610 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,600 thick. And also the root kind of grows 611 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,200 out in the legs like it's it's able to kind of walk shuffle 612 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,560 with his roots. The flash is real bright and 613 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,360 turns looks like the white hot metal. 614 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,680 And then where that was at the flash completely disappears. 615 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:23,200 He he falls over, but it is it is not dead yet. 616 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,000 Greenly weak. Cletus somebody. 617 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,000 Do. The honors, all right. 618 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,040 You're going to kill and blow. Make it theatrical. 619 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:36,240 I'm going to take my chain that I just used and I'm throwing a 620 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:39,800 little bit more and I'm going to strike at his neck and like wrap 621 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,840 it around his neck, you know, a couple times. 622 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,720 But like the Super cool time where like it wraps around it 623 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:48,080 comes over, wraps around and like ties itself up in his neck 624 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,840 almost. And I do a Princess Leia and a 625 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,120 Jabba Hutt the moon where I'm going to like choke him out with 626 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,720 it. And then the whole time I'm 627 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,680 going to be like, tell me how to kill you. 628 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,080 How do I prevent me from coming to you? 629 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:08,680 And after about 20 minutes of doing that, 20 minutes because 630 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:13,680 it's a plant and it, it doesn't really breathe oxygen like that, 631 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,880 but you damage the root in the process a little more. 632 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,520 And it's kind of like a saw thick, you know, Indiana Jones. 633 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,240 Thing iotic energy flowing through it, you know? 634 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:28,200 Yeah, it's burning. It's like, it's like torture. 635 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,400 It separates from the root, yeah, falls, falls with a huge 636 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,080 thud to the ground. And all of the tentacles that 637 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,120 are left kind of make a slapping sound as they they hit the 638 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:44,080 ground and it begins to almost immediately wither away. 639 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,560 The the thick dark green blood is very putrid. 640 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:53,440 And with that, it is no longer of this world. 641 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,440 Wonder what it tastes like? I'm going to take some. 642 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,840 I'm going to grind it up later, smoke it. 643 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,600 So Cletus, you take a bite out of it like you seem to 644 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,800 everything, and it it tastes like rancid watermelon. 645 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,720 Yeah. Maybe you like rancid 646 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:16,280 watermelon? Who? 647 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,000 Knows that really for my people, you know? 648 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:26,560 So see, less is was kind of standing there the whole time 649 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:32,360 and he says, hey, Mr. I kind of wondered. 650 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,120 Who are you talking to? Sorry, what's your name with the 651 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,880 with the hog and the chain and and it was it. 652 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,760 Oh, Walter. Climber, climber. 653 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,920 His name's Walter. Yeah, his name's Walter. 654 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,760 They don't have a hog. I have a horse. 655 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,920 Oh, you said hog. I thought you said horse. 656 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:54,880 I thought it was an emu. Oh, see, I thought he said Hog. 657 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,360 So yeah, I'm the guy with the motorcycle. 658 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,280 Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 659 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,560 You said your arm's certain and your the plants look sickly. 660 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,200 You know, that's the way that Marissa looked before I started 661 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,480 feeding her blood. I chop it off, guys. 662 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,640 You know, maybe your plants just need to eat. 663 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,320 I'm not. I'm not eating blood. 664 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:23,160 Well, so the ears have a glow, but the ones out on the the rim 665 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,040 I'll. I'll bet they need zombie flood. 666 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:29,640 Hey, Seymour, do you have like a 55 gallon of like Roundup or, 667 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,520 you know, any glycophosphate, you know, plant killers? 668 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,160 Oh, oh, no, no, no, no. I love plants. 669 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,200 I would, I would never kill a plant. 670 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,640 No, they're they're people just like us. 671 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:42,880 What? Yeah. 672 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,400 I don't think that's true. I plants have feelings too man. 673 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,640 No, I would never kill a plant. You seem like a Sissy boy to me. 674 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,040 Well, let me guess, you're one of them tree huggers? 675 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,000 I mean, I do hug trees. OK, sure, I guess. 676 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,320 That's what the that's what the plants are doing to you. 677 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:05,120 I mean, I don't know how you know about that, but yeah. 678 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,400 So you probably want to feed your plants zombie flesh. 679 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,920 Yeah, OK, All right, I'll eat zombie flesh I get. 680 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,960 There's, there's some, there's some coming towards the city, it 681 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,760 looks like, or the village. What? 682 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,800 OK. It's always. 683 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,440 Right now, yeah, there's a couple. 684 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,600 I mean, they're not quite up to the plants yet. 685 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,440 The plants are going to eat them, so you guys are going to 686 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,960 have to get there first and. Oh, we need to harvest. 687 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,960 Yeah, yeah. Probably want to hack off an arm 688 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,920 or a leg or a head or something and throw them up. 689 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,240 The ones on the LAV maybe. I mean, it's just a thought. 690 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,280 I don't know it. It might work, it might not 691 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,720 work, they might actually need blood. 692 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,440 I don't know. Marcus drops his weapons and 693 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,680 disrobes. I'll be the sacrifice. 694 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,920 What is? I'll do this for you. 695 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,840 What starts climbing up, He starts climbing up, he doesn't. 696 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,040 Earn anything underneath. That. 697 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,480 Rod The. Entire time I was. 698 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,800 Gonna eat you. Eat me, he lays across the hood 699 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,240 of the lab. He gets an apple and puts it in 700 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:01,840 his mouth. Did he? 701 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,360 Get in that. So the, the plants, the plants 702 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:12,520 look up and they they're tired and they kind of, they sniff you 703 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,320 and kind of get a sour look on their face when they get your 704 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,440 naughty bits and they just like they. 705 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,960 Oh, they don't. Pulse back and they're just, 706 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,480 they just kind of shake their head and go back to being weak. 707 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,800 OK, I'll walk to the zombies that are approaching the village 708 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,400 and I'll take Dick Cheney out and I'll hit him with the mega 709 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,520 damage. Whap. 710 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,560 And you take off an arm all. Right. 711 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,600 And then? As you get closer to the zombie, 712 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:45,120 your arm begins to drop harder. After you land the hit. 713 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,800 You're so over, you're over, so overcome with pain. 714 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,240 You can't hardly do anything. All right, I'll. 715 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,320 Throw my energy sword and I'll start packing away. 716 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,600 All right, I pick up the arm and I cut off and I'm like, I don't 717 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:03,840 want to eat it. And just hold it up to your arm. 718 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,320 Where the, where the nub is, these tendrils come out and kind 719 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:12,760 of form around like in a, in a cylindrical motion and extend 720 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,920 out a good, I don't know, 6-8 inches, 8 inches? 721 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,960 Oh, that's gross. Oh God. 722 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,320 They form what looks like a tiny and then the cannon kind of 723 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,880 opens up and there's teeth inside the cannon. 724 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,760 You you can't, you almost can't control it. 725 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,840 Like your arm just grabs, reaches down, grabs a hold of 726 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,960 the flesh, takes a bite out of it and it swallows the chunk 727 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:40,880 hole and well, where does it go? Your arm thread. 728 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,400 Your arm throbs less. Oh, I got a. 729 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:49,240 It's still still hungry, so your arm just goes back for bite 730 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,640 after bite after bite until the entire arm. 731 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,200 I just pointed at the at the zombie. 732 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,560 You know, boy. And it does. 733 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,440 What do I have to really not throw up right now? 734 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,840 It's. Too late to not throw up? 735 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,800 Is it too late to cut off the nub? 736 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:17,800 I mean I I guess if you want. To so once it kind of parrot. 737 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,760 So once it once it gets done feeding and it and it it grows a 738 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,760 little thicker looking it the the color is much more 739 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,120 aesthetically pleasing. It doesn't look sickly anymore. 740 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,560 It doesn't doesn't hurt at all. In fact, that arm feels 741 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,960 stronger. It automatically whips around 742 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,720 and points to the head of the nearest zombie and fires out a a 743 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,880 pellet that looks much like a pea and it slams into the 744 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:48,320 zombie, blows its head clean off and the zombie just falls down, 745 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,880 smacks the ground. You have a half a chub right 746 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,040 now. You're both repulsed and turned 747 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,080 on at the same time. Cletus, I can see it. 748 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,360 You're pitching half a tent and then on the ass. 749 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,520 Attention towards it. You what? 750 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,920 So you're not supposed to draw attention to it. 751 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,280 No, you're not supposed to draw attention to. 752 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,360 It I was just trying to embarrass you. 753 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,440 I'm like. You can embarrass Cletus. 754 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,200 Yeah, it's true, it doesn't work. 755 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,240 I want to pick up the zombie corpse and bring it over to the 756 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,040 plants on the APC. Just throw it up there and let 757 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,760 them have at it. Oh man, when you when you do 758 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:27,200 lanes somewhere in between them and they begin to voracious RIP 759 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,400 and tear and shred. It's. 760 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,760 Like hyenas? Sinew and bone. 761 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,520 Yeah, very much yeah. They're eating every part, 762 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,360 crunching right through the bone like it's chicken wings, making 763 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,880 a horrendous smacking, chewing, swapping noise. 764 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:45,280 I didn't sign up for that. Yeah, and it's. 765 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,040 Going to be so gross editing this. 766 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,880 Right when they get done, they they let out a little belt each 767 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,600 and they look much more healthy. There's still a couple of 768 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,400 zombies they're nearing. They're nearing the line of of 769 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,960 zombie eating plants that's in the village and they whip 770 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,000 around. They see them, their eyes squint 771 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:09,160 and they both shoot out hand in size like cannon balls that look 772 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,240 a lot like peas. They slam into the zombie hit 773 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,840 them center mass and hit so hard and knocks them back and just 774 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,440 sends them in piece of just got hit with a grenade. 775 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:23,440 With that, I'll be serving. Guys, is it Thursday? 776 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,880 Can we call Ashley Madison to see if he's gay or not? 777 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,520 Yeah, Yeah. Look to that. 778 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,800 Yeah, yeah, I don't have any corpses all the time now. 779 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,520 Yeah, we got to give him. We got to give him an update. 780 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,760 He's not the only one that likes to eat meat. 781 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,080 Could he just do you want to call him? 782 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,160 Well, yeah, but just got to waiting for permission. 783 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,160 Oh, he got his number. Absolutely. 784 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,720 Anytime you guys want to call him, he's on the radio. 785 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:49,840 You can just call him on the radio. 786 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,880 Ashley call him. Come in. 787 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,040 Ashley Medicine. Guys, imagine you got a copy. 788 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:54,920 Come here, guys. Imagine. 789 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,400 This is grandkater 1. Hey brother man, it's good to 790 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,920 talk to you guys. We're we're real close. 791 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,560 We're we're coming back to report, report in on. 792 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,720 How you doing sexy? What are you wearing? 793 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:15,600 My normal leather jacket and yeah, my my riding chat, 794 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,920 boyfriend, brother, yeah. It's your boyfriend. 795 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,880 Just letting you know that. Going down on you right now, 796 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,480 isn't he? I don't have to eat more meat 797 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:32,480 than you do now, so. I eat tacos all day long 798 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,600 brother. I got 22 wives now. 799 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,840 So I got 22. Yeah, I got a couple of them 800 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,000 preggers and yeah, yeah, I'm going to be having some. 801 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,520 You'll be having some, some little, you know, Brad Junior's 802 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,240 year before too much longer. Wait. 803 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:50,560 Didn't Brad actually have a vasectomy? 804 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,360 No. I took you for more of a 805 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,240 burrito, man. Brad, what's your husband think 806 00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:00,440 about all this? Brother, I don't know what 807 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,160 you're talking about. I don't know where you get. 808 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,600 This on gay stuff he has he has 10 husbands. 809 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,480 You know what I'm going to tell you right now, brother, I don't 810 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,120 even care. You say whatever you want. 811 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,600 I'm going to be busy melling down on my 22 wives. 812 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,240 And while you're out there and not having a wife, well, I'm 813 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,520 the. Same. 814 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,320 You're picking on me, brother, I'm just saying. 815 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,560 We just want you to be your true self. 816 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:28,840 Don't be like that. Good old bleach breath. 817 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,280 No. I haven't seen bleach breath 818 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,320 anywhere, but you haven't check under your desk. 819 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,760 I don't have a desk brother, and real men don't need desks. 820 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,000 My desk. Is my my black we're we're on 821 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,720 our way back. We'll be there pretty soon. 822 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,200 So this is this is mobile Peter going out. 823 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,920 All right, brother. That's that's good to hear. 824 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,720 That's kind of weird. I didn't think your name was 825 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:54,880 Pete, but OK. No, the LA VS name is mobile 826 00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,800 Peter. Oh, that's, that's kind of 827 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,560 weird. All right. 828 00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,520 Well, you guys have a great time. 829 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:04,120 You named it. Yeah, you spray petted it on the 830 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,760 side. On the side. 831 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,680 No, probably. Shouldn't you? 832 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,280 Probably shouldn't tell telling Peter anymore you're getting him 833 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,000 turned on. That was that was my wife 834 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,320 Jessica did that. She's a, she's a practical 835 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,160 joker, you know? Yeah. 836 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,920 Actually, Madison's going to go seek out his husband. 837 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,360 Pumpkin penis theater. You guys have a great day now I 838 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:31,440 hope you get back back safe, they told the boys I said hi. 839 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,560 And I and I hang up all that case stuff going on here. 840 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:53,480 The cletus your so your arm can is cannon. 841 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:58,920 Does one die 6 * 10? OK, one die 6 * 10. 842 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,000 Yep. And that's that's SDC. 843 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:07,200 So you kind of kind of wonder, you know, if you so knowing what 844 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,600 you know now there is a possibility with different, 845 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,360 maybe different kinds of zombies, maybe, maybe 846 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,240 experimenting with the rounds a little bit, maybe it'll shoot 847 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:18,680 different things, get ejectiles. It's hard telling. 848 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,480 I'm still thinking about cutting it off. 849 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,160 They do when you do fire the rounds, you do smell. 850 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:28,120 I don't want to say you smell methane, but what you, what you 851 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:32,240 smell the, the gases that are coming from it smells like it's 852 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:37,000 quite possible. And so obviously they your 853 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,760 cannon has teeth. And by the way, it's not out all 854 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:43,840 the time and your arm now is mostly back to its original 855 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,280 color, still still slightly green. 856 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,760 I had to get. I had the card, I had the pass 857 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:57,040 man. You can cause your your you can 858 00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,280 form your cannon if if not when it senses. 859 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,960 When it senses zombies, it will form automatically. 860 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,840 It does not take an attack to use it. 861 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,680 It's an automatic action anytime you choose to use it. 862 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,480 However, you can only use it one time per melee round because it 863 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,480 takes time for it to relay. I don't want to make it to power 864 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,400 if you if you choose with your cannon to tear into some flesh 865 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:27,320 after you fire the round per SE, or if you need more ammo, the 866 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,520 damage of a four die 6S, you can get creative with it. 867 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,480 You know, you can interrogate somebody with it. 868 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,920 I mean that'd be pretty terrifying to see this, you 869 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,640 know, these tendrils to come out of your arm and form this cannon 870 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,880 looking thing and then it's got teeth and it's snapping and and 871 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,560 biting it. You know, I mean, I'd start 872 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,760 talking. Somebody did that. 873 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,200 Fair enough. Like the world's sickest top 874 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,480 puppet. Yeah, exactly. 875 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,920 And so also long. Do we want to do? 876 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,040 Brings you something else that he's created. 877 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,800 I I take the rest of the metal. This is the last of it, and I've 878 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,200 made you a shield. Where'd you come from? 879 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,000 You can have oh I I in LAV the whole time. 880 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,280 So you watched when I got on top of the hood like a nude? 881 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,520 Actually, I just I just got back. 882 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,400 You saw that? I yeah, I did. 883 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,640 I did. It's OK. 884 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,520 I I know. I know. 885 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,120 Tell. I know. 886 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,560 Tell. OK, But I'm going. 887 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,400 To tell, actually you can. Use shield. 888 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,720 You can use shield and chain at same time. 889 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,240 OK, so got. A Polaroid. 890 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:32,880 So I do have two. I have bad news, Walter. 891 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,520 I'm really sorry. But well, you guys were 892 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:42,400 fighting. I took Palladium and I wanted to 893 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:47,560 run some tests and he was able to survive in space and I wanted 894 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,520 to find out how 'cause I'm, I'm a sad. 895 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,240 Palladium wasn't in space. He came on the loading dock. 896 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,880 The only thing that was in space was the nut bag and the 897 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,520 motorcycle. Palladium was. 898 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,360 Down with a bungee cord on. That well, but he doesn't. 899 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,520 That's the thing. He wasn't before but he was when 900 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:11,520 I went back up and I dropped him and and he fell like 10,000. 901 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,200 Oh, he lived though, right? He's hurt real bad. 902 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:20,520 He's he's alive. He's alive, barely, almost, but 903 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,480 I really like. 13 with my shotgun. 904 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,760 I need like 6. I need like $6,000,000 to fix 905 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,200 him. 6,000,000. Oh wait, I grab a hold of. 906 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,760 I grab a hold of Long Duk Dong, I pull him to my face and I pull 907 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:39,240 down my face covering and stare in his eyes and I say, you're 908 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:42,360 going to fix him and you're not going to charge me a penny or 909 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,600 I'll just kill you now and have somebody else fix it. 910 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:51,280 Oh, OK, so I'm the only one that can probably fix him Maybe, but 911 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,480 I forgot we have all the pieces from the leftover pieces from 912 00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:00,800 all the dogs of war. So, so not to worry, we just 913 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:05,400 need to to get over to Connecticut and we need to 914 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,640 there's a there's a vet hospital that will have everything I 915 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,400 need. So we just need to go there. 916 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,840 You. Better you better fix my horse 917 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,960 or you're dead, and then I'll feed you to the I'll feed you to 918 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,760 Cletus's arm after. Yeah. 919 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:21,880 Yeah. What was this mean? 920 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,520 I said I'm sorry. Oh, wait, I didn't say that, did 921 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:26,800 I? Honestly. 922 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,720 You. Do kind of deserve it, yes. 923 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,440 What? He killed his horse. 924 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,360 I think he's not. He's not dead. 925 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:36,600 You're a horse. He. 926 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,360 Probably will die. He might be on you. 927 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:44,600 The horse blood. Only. 928 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,800 Thing that will save, I think that will save your life. 929 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,280 Hanging off the sides. It's my horse, man, making my. 930 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,440 Horse man, there we go. Sorry, we got to go to 931 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:59,080 Brantford, Connecticut. Got to go to Connecticut. 932 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,720 Yeah, it's not that far. Yeah, it's 4 1/2 hours away. 933 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,800 We got to go. So close to Baltimore. 934 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,320 I know, I know. We got to go. 935 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,680 Sorry, I say. I'm sorry. 936 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:10,840 Goodness. Go. 937 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,720 I was going to finally meet this bleach practically just keeps 938 00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:16,040 talking about. Honestly the dogs need more 939 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,400 deworming stuff. I. 940 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,680 Want to pick that up my. Rifle as fast as you can. 941 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,480 It should should take 4 1/2 hours. 942 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,960 It took you guys like a little over 2 hours. 943 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,960 You were going as fast as the lav could go. 944 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,840 The horse is hanging on, but only by a thread. 945 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,480 He gets in the back. He's. 946 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,160 He's on the Vespa sidecar. Dragging. 947 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:49,120 Him so so you he wheels him back into the back and you all sit 948 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:53,840 around for like half a day Hold. On I have. 949 00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,560 Cigarettes. I have, well, I'm smoking 950 00:53:56,560 --> 00:54:00,800 menthols, but yeah, let let me in the let me in the operating 951 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,200 room, doc. I got I got animal medicine 952 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,920 skills. Oh, oh, OK. 953 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,640 Let me in there. And so you see him, he's got a, 954 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:12,680 he's got a chainsaw and he's cutting off the damaged legs of 955 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,560 the of the horse. And, and I'm feeding them, I'm 956 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,360 feeding them to the to the plant. 957 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,840 Oh. They're dead. 958 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,840 OK, yeah. So the the plants chewing them. 959 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,320 Wow. Dang, I wouldn't have thought of 960 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,280 that. You eat everything. 961 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,920 You eat everything, Cletus. Oh my. 962 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:33,640 Fucking a menthol. The plant looks up and and the 963 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,000 cannon looks up and wants to drag off of the menthol. 964 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:42,480 Oh, it's a pretty satisfied look on its face. 965 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:50,120 And so after several hours of surgery, he says he says, OK, 966 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,480 the hosts are stable, I think everything will be fine. 967 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:57,000 So you guys spend the next several days there and the horse 968 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,160 improves a little more every day, feels he's able to stand 969 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,520 again. And so he's he's done a few 970 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:08,840 things for you. The horse is now his speed and 971 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,160 endurance is doubled. He can run twice as fast, twice 972 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:16,280 as long, and you. Know he chroned out the horse. 973 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:22,800 He did because it now is armored and it has the armor is 250 SDC 974 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,840 as an AR of 16. Back on this Foot speaks, 975 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,160 Speaking of dogs at war and stuff like that. 976 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,040 Did he want that dog? Did you ever reprogram that dog 977 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,640 for Marcus? I've been so busy. 978 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,200 What? Yeah, dropping horses from 979 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,240 space. Yeah, yeah, Count horses. 980 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,760 Yeah, sorry. I say sorry. 981 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:46,240 Oh my Jesus, I fix it. Oh, he said. 982 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:47,760 He said he's sorry. It's fine. 983 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,600 Yeah, what do you mean? I was in that operating room for 984 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:55,480 hours fixing his horse. He just. 985 00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,240 Kept smoking cigarettes. That's helping. 986 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:06,760 I was hoping great ambiance. Mystery. 987 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:11,240 So on the armor is you're now you, you can take it off of the 988 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,920 mount. So did you choose to carry it on 989 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,720 your own? But your MG 42 is mounted on 990 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:20,360 there with two other guns from the dogs of war. 991 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:24,440 They once you lock your MG 42 in place, they all synchronize the 992 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,600 two other guns together. Do 1 by 6 * 10. 993 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,360 And then if you add your MG 42 in there, that would be that 994 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,840 damaged with that also while you're on your horse. 995 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:34,880 What kind of guns are those? I'm sorry. 996 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,840 I would just dog guns. They're not. 997 00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,000 They're not. Necessary guns. 998 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,840 Yeah, they'd be horse guns now. They were dog guns. 999 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,440 OK. And then they do. 1000 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,800 You said one die 6 * 10. Yeah, it's in the chat if you 1001 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,840 want to copy and paste or however you want to do it. 1002 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,560 But yeah, together they do one die 6I. 1003 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,400 Just type it in, yeah. Yeah, that's. 1004 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,000 Fine. And then do I have a ammo amount 1005 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,720 for those or is it just kind of like a reheat kind of thing or? 1006 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:06,480 Let's say, let's say 500 rounds. That's a doubt. 1007 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,640 Those are those are five round bursts. 1008 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:15,400 So you get 100 shots from it, let's say, all right. 1009 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,040 And after you guys have been there like pretty much a week, 1010 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,600 the horse is able to walk on his own again. 1011 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,080 And it's still pretty weak, still needs a little more time 1012 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,680 to rest and recoup. And when you guys head out of 1013 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:31,800 the hospital, the vet hospital for the first time, all of a 1014 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,920 sudden, Marcus, you kind of you realize that Zeke is not by your 1015 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,520 side. And you hear, you hear him off 1016 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,800 in the distance, bark a few times, and then you hear him 1017 00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,800 Yelp very loudly. Like a painful Yelp. 1018 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:52,560 Yeah, no. Marcus disrobes so as to move 1019 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:58,440 faster. Disrobes and you guys come out 1020 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,240 of the end of the clearing 3 fast zombies. 1021 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,440 No. I'm sorry 3 flesh eating 3 flesh 1022 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,840 you see a flesh eating zombie you start to try to chew on Zeke 1023 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:14,120 and the other 3 zombies are fat zombies and they don't notice 1024 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,960 you guys but they they are starting to try to tear into. 1025 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:20,200 Stripey, where are you? Keep this from happening. 1026 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,040 Bad dog. Bad dog. 1027 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:32,600 All right, so roll the 19. I'm shooting the the meat eater 1028 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:36,520 that's trying to bite the dog with my arm cannon. 1029 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,880 All right, so that is not going to be a turn. 1030 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,600 Oh, So what is it 1 by 6? 1 by 6 * 10. 1031 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:49,480 One V 6 * 10 Oh, and hitting zombies, I did get to tell you 1032 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,080 this when you hit zombies with that. 1033 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,840 So that's normal damage. So if you use it on somebody 1034 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,400 else, that's one by 6 * 10. If you get a zombie with that 1035 00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,160 it's it's double that pretty over. 1036 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,400 So is this is this meat eater who's trying to tear into the 1037 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,400 Zeke's flesh and just take the chunks out of him. 1038 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:15,280 You hit him in the back and he you hit him, he disintegrates 1039 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,400 makes a mess all over the other the other zombies. 1040 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:22,040 In fact, this fast one that is that is next to him. 1041 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,320 He also flies back. He flies back. 1042 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,800 He also completely. Hikes. 1043 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,160 Very nice, very nice. Oh, and so. 1044 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,400 And now you can do something else. 1045 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:44,400 Yeah, I I hold on. I'm thinking could you trick? 1046 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:50,080 Shirt off the tree. Yeah, here's an idea for you. 1047 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:58,120 I see the other two past ones coming and I whisper to the wind 1048 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:03,440 tied my bullets and then Then I whispered to the nub on my arm. 1049 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,200 If the wind doesn't work, you need to guide the bullets. 1050 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,880 I'll feed you some of the fast zombies since I know you enjoyed 1051 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:14,320 those horse parts so much. And then what I do it looks 1052 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,600 like. I, I I. 1053 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,960 Do the little standoff thing and I look like I'm unfurling my 1054 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,160 coat, but there's nothing there because I'm just wearing, you 1055 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,520 know, a leather biker, leather biker cut. 1056 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,560 And I pull out. I pull out my Colt and a toilet 1057 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:32,440 and I go, hey, and I shoot it at the tree, but I'm not shooting 1058 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,600 at the tree. I'm trying to use it. 1059 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:38,680 Can I see a reflection? Seagull had made a nest in the 1060 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,600 tree. Or in reverse and then it used. 1061 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:47,440 It used butter knives that it collected from somebody to help 1062 01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:52,240 build a nest. Not the butter knives. 1063 01:00:55,680 --> 01:01:05,960 You lose my skill. I just shot it and I killed a 1064 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,760 bird's neck. And the and the butter knives go 1065 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,560 flying. The innocent bird. 1066 01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,640 Yeah, butter knives go flying and they get several trees. 1067 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,880 One tree splits completely down the middle. 1068 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:21,040 Dang. That was going to look I talked 1069 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,960 to that I've. Eaten for a week. 1070 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,920 All. I'm sorry all. 1071 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,160 Right, Wallace, It's up to you all. 1072 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:38,040 Right, I'm going to run up to the Fast Zombie because I think 1073 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,880 I have 12340. I can only run the right here. 1074 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,920 I'm going to pull out my shotgun and I'm going to blast him. 1075 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,960 I believe with being that close, you get like a + 2 or 5 or so. 1076 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,640 Yeah, you definitely. I had a plus one anyway, so 1077 01:01:55,040 --> 01:02:01,720 yeah. Louie Gold out there it was. 46 1078 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:08,400 yeah 17. You knock him, you knock him 1079 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,840 back one space. And away from the dog. 1080 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:18,320 On the ground and he's he's really, really bad Marcus. 1081 01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,640 Marcus Aureus. Hey, I was getting ready to say 1082 01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:23,120 that. A2. 1083 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:28,080 I can't. I can't function out striping. 1084 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:34,120 Striping Stripey looks up at you and he, he kind of, he kind of 1085 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:38,520 hugs you and he, he licks your hand and he looks at you and 1086 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:41,880 gives you that look that you know, that says it's time to do 1087 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,360 business, Dad. You're here, right? 1088 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,680 Takes off. Going up man fails to entangle. 1089 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,280 I thought that was AV hunter girl. 1090 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:52,280 Yeah, it is, I think. I think you have like the. 56 Oh 1091 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,080 yeah, that's right, 47. I'm. 1092 01:02:55,960 --> 01:03:02,600 Gonna go up fire point blank if I just my a 12 OK? 1093 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:09,440 Blame, blame, blame. I wanna vaporize my other dog so 1094 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,640 I'll just use my shotgun. OK, oh, I see point blank. 1095 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:19,480 Yeah, point blank and then 4613 you. 1096 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:26,840 Put a big hole in in the best zombies head and he falls over 1097 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,760 more dead than he was before. And his black blood spiders. 1098 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,120 Oh, it's all over the place. Striping, striking. 1099 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,480 Wags his tail. His tail with proving ink. 1100 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:42,000 Yeah, he always is. If I ever, if I, if I give you 1101 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,360 armor, it's just going to have to be here and have some pains 1102 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,440 like your body on there and just your underwear. 1103 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,000 So that's what it looks like just. 1104 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:51,400 Metal. He's not even wearing underwear. 1105 01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,960 He is nude underneath that robe. Yeah. 1106 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,720 I mean, it's true. I would expect no less. 1107 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:02,560 So with that, it's the zombie's turn. 1108 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,840 He's on the ground. I'm not able to do anything. 1109 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,440 He's trying to get up and fit pretty bad, and it is Walt 1110 01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:12,160 Walt's turn. Walter, shoot the guns on your 1111 01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:13,000 horse. Yeah. 1112 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:18,600 Do the thing. Yeah, let's do the thing, girls. 1113 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,240 I I walk my horse over because he's not strong enough to run 1114 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:30,800 with me on him about here and then I lay waste, be the last 1115 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,800 zombie with the guns on the horse. 1116 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,960 Oh, rolling back. A1D20 right? 1117 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,120 Yeah, there you go baby. Everybody's getting good rolls 1118 01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:44,680 this time. So that would that's one die 6 * 1119 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:50,400 10 and then whatever your your MG42 does 2 die four times. 1120 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:53,760 Two die 4 * 10 Yes Sir, it's. Probably just easiest to just 1121 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,560 roll those separately in the middle of the absolutely 6. 1122 01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:01,040 Dang Dang, wow. Zooms 110 damage. 1123 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:05,800 Yeah, so, so, OK, so picture this zombies on the on the 1124 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,720 ground already hurting, trying to get up. 1125 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,840 And then all of a sudden this horse comes song turned up like 1126 01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,000 he's got nothing better to do. You know, he's hurting a little 1127 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,160 bit, limping a little bit, you know, and then these guns kind 1128 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:22,440 of move, you know, point at the zombie and just the horse 1129 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:26,440 doesn't budget at all. Just these things go crazy and 1130 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:31,120 this zombie is shredded. Looks like some some nice 1131 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,480 shredded gouda mixed with some some black cheddar. 1132 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,960 There is such a thing and it is completely toasted. 1133 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:48,940 Zeke lay on the ground whimpering and whining. 1134 01:05:48,940 --> 01:05:54,020 He's still alive. No, not like this. 1135 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:59,080 We just can't get him inside. I help him too, man. 1136 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,120 Not tired. Somebody bring me a monster. 1137 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,640 You. Long Dong me, I help you. 1138 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,640 I pull out my pack of menthols and I start. 1139 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,920 Thank you, Platus. At least you're doing something 1140 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:17,600 I'm. Gonna. 1141 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,120 Make me. I'm gonna make me coffee. 1142 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,320 I want to I. Want to build them better, 1143 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:27,120 bigger, faster, stronger? Thank you. 1144 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,200 You'll never. Recognize the technology. 1145 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,160 I take him out of my arms and he's flopping around. 1146 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:38,040 Yes, as I'm running. I saunter my horse over and hold 1147 01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:41,080 my lighter up to Cletus's cigarette and lighter. 1148 01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:43,720 Thank you. All right. 1149 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:47,440 Let's get this kind of just followed Marcus and I'm just 1150 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,520 flicking my yoyo. Yeah, I forgot you have a yoyo. 1151 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,920 Hey Wallace, I forgot to inform you. 1152 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,080 What's that? There's a new updated 1153 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,440 undergarments for you, just so you know the church put out. 1154 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:06,960 Wait wait, the new the new underwear DLC dropped? 1155 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:12,640 Yes, the shirt, the shirt actually, it's a tank top form, 1156 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,200 so. Awesome. 1157 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,600 Yeah, it's a. Jumper that. 1158 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:21,240 Sounds jumper that's been. Done for a couple for you. 1159 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:25,000 The underwear is thongs now so I hope you're OK with that but. 1160 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,200 You know what, Josh? I'm just. 1161 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,440 Josh, you know they didn't do that, but they really didn't do 1162 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,760 the the the wife beaters. So oh. 1163 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,960 Sick. I got to give you a couple. 1164 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,680 Of yeah, just I got to go operating on this dog. 1165 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,320 So you just you just wait on that. 1166 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,680 OK, I'm going to. Have my yo-yo and like good 1167 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,760 luck, man. Just I just do like a little and 1168 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,760 I and I do a little maneuver. It's called walking the dog and 1169 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,360 it's kind of insensitive towards Marcus, but that's very. 1170 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,080 Insensitive. It's No, it's not. 1171 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,040 It means Zeke's going to be up walking in soon. 1172 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:05,080 Yeah, it's a premonition. I'm going to sanitize myself 1173 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,400 while I have a lit cigarette. I'm going to pour Everclear all 1174 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:14,920 over my arms. Sanitize ready to go. 1175 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:18,560 Your your your your arm Cannon is kind of coughing and 1176 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:23,319 sputtering but licking up some of the alcohol and kind of likes 1177 01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:24,960 it. All right, that's all right. 1178 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,120 Hey, I'll feed you some of the dog parts, OK? 1179 01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:33,920 No. Yay Salaam Duk Dong is in there 1180 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:39,120 with the hammer drill and the sawzall and a circular saw table 1181 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,000 saw. I was just going to say a table 1182 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,000 saw. Hammer and chisel, nails and 1183 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:48,040 screws, and he's going to town. And an impact drill you can't 1184 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,160 forget. The impact drill, yeah, yeah. 1185 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,120 What's? He doing with that. 1186 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:56,000 So you don't want to know that deal. 1187 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,200 Around the nuclear. Power Fusion Core. 1188 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:01,840 What's he doing with that whisk? That was something that I should 1189 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:09,200 have something that I did not. OK, so we have OK, so Stripey 1190 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,640 does not or Zeke does not currently have. 1191 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:16,800 So we're going to give so he'll have an armor rating of give him 1192 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,359 an armor rating of 6th Big data. I didn't think about. 1193 01:09:20,359 --> 01:09:21,479 I don't know why I didn't think about. 1194 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,920 So I went ahead and wrote that in your sheet for you. 1195 01:09:26,399 --> 01:09:33,760 Don get a MIG welder. Keep it just just in case. 1196 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:39,640 So now that when once Zeke is finished up and pretty much the 1197 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:43,240 same set of scenario that he's pretty, pretty weak afterwards, 1198 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:48,359 but once he gets all healed and everything, he'll have a + 3 to 1199 01:09:48,359 --> 01:09:51,359 all of his current stats that you have listed there. 1200 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:56,480 In fact, I'm just going to go ahead and and copy and paste 1201 01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:59,560 just to make it easy, but we'll go over it for the audience. 1202 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:07,480 Secure to copy and paste button and so OK so he has armor 100 1203 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:13,200 SDC to that arm rating of 16 so he has plus $3 current stats. 1204 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,720 He have a body Taser that incapacitates for a complete 1205 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:20,520 round and that means like an entire melee round. 1206 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:26,600 Excuse me he has a bark now that can counteract the zombie moan. 1207 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,280 So it's like a white noise effect and zombies start 1208 01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:31,840 moaning. He can bark and counteract that 1209 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:39,400 is he can speak now he also so he also has fibro teeth that do 1210 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:44,640 four die six MDC. And yes, Zeke can now speak 1211 01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:49,000 limitedly. Father Hunger. 1212 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,880 And he also does have right? He also has a self destruct 1213 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:57,200 feature so it ever come to that. He doesn't know this, but Long 1214 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,680 Duck Dong kind of whispers it to you. 1215 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:02,280 If anything bad ever happens, he's dead anyway. 1216 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:07,360 Or whatever. It will do. 6 dice 6 * 10 SDC 1217 01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,320 and it will not. Yeah, no, that's it. 1218 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:20,680 And with a radius of 100. Ohm 6 Dice 6 * 10 MDC. 1219 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,640 Yeah, holy crap. So you tell me it has a It has a 1220 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,640 potential of doing 360,000 damage. 1221 01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:31,280 Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. Take that entire city block. 1222 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:34,720 It's it's actually it's it's actually it's power source, 1223 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,640 which is a, which is a small nuke. 1224 01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:40,600 So as I'm explaining, as I'm explaining to to what to to 1225 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:45,080 Marcus or what his dog can help do, I accidentally tell him I I 1226 01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:48,720 dropped half of my menthol in there when I was finishing them 1227 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:53,800 up. And it was already too late to 1228 01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:56,480 open him back up, so. Couldn't open him back up so 1229 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,840 this is what that. Smell is. 1230 01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,480 Yeah, he he his breath permanently smells like 1231 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,880 menthols. I. 1232 01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:05,360 Apologize. Well, well, it's better than 1233 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,760 butt. Yeah, there there are worse 1234 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:11,440 things for sure. See Cletus lift the dog up and 1235 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:14,680 lift his tail and inhale and then blow menthol smoke. 1236 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:18,000 It's just a trembling vape. Menthol. 1237 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:21,680 Yes. It's like using the taxidermy 1238 01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,320 gear as like a bong or something. 1239 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,120 Oh my goodness. Yeah. 1240 01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,720 All right. So after you guys have been at 1241 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:34,160 this veterinary hospital for about two weeks and you've had 1242 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:38,720 all sorts of fun and adventures, and so you guys trek home, 1243 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,800 really happy to hit the familiar territory. 1244 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:50,040 When you guys get back, Haggis walks up to you, Wallace and. 1245 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,480 Oh, hello, Master. It's good to see you buddy. 1246 01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:55,840 Yeah, it's good to see you and your 3 nostrils. 1247 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:56,520 What? What? 1248 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:01,160 That's a GIMPLE. That's a really deep dimple. 1249 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,880 Yeah, it's your family created it. 1250 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:07,440 It traces back like, I don't know like 13 generations or 1251 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:08,840 something. I don't know. 1252 01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,960 But kitchen was really hot with it. 1253 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:15,760 But anyway, so. Information. 1254 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:19,520 So I heard heard you been like really you've, you've been 1255 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,080 embodying the spirit of the cyber night. 1256 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:25,400 And I wanted to wanted to give you a little something that my 1257 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:29,080 teacher gave me about 30 years ago when I completed my 1258 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:31,720 training. And I mean, I think I've. 1259 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,040 Been doing all right. Oh, you've been doing great. 1260 01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,160 You've been doing great. I've been hearing all about you. 1261 01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:38,080 I I should have went with you but. 1262 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,920 Wait, how? How do you do here? 1263 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:44,000 We're really across the country and the world at one point. 1264 01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:48,560 We, you know, on the the radio and, you know, you hear things, 1265 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:52,600 you know, as it was, yeah. We've only gotten on the radio 1266 01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,560 to ask Ashley Madison if he's. Gay. 1267 01:13:55,160 --> 01:14:06,480 Yeah, anyway. So, yeah, you're all about the 1268 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:07,880 details, huh? OK. 1269 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:11,960 All right there, 2 + 2, I guess you'll equals 4. 1270 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:13,200 I guess. I don't know. 1271 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:19,240 So anyhow, so my teacher gave this to me and I haven't used it 1272 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,920 a lot, but it's got me out of a couple of jams. 1273 01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:25,680 But I, I don't know, I really don't really never really liked 1274 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:31,520 it, but I think you would. And he hands you handheld. 1275 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:35,960 It's a gun, but it is a mini rocket launcher. 1276 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,000 Gun, gun, gun. What? 1277 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:43,160 Yeah, it's a handheld mini mini missile launcher they shoot. 1278 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:51,280 Oh my God, pull my gun on him. It's a wow, that's a huge range 1279 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:55,320 too, so. Yeah, it's pretty big. 1280 01:14:55,840 --> 01:15:00,720 Never mind. So he gives you 10 rounds with 1281 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,160 it and they are plasma mini missile. 1282 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:09,000 I will also put this up chat but they do 1 by 6 times. 1283 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:16,360 Wow. The AOE is 1515 foot radius. 1284 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,160 Wow. So yeah, it holds 5 rounds. 1285 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:21,600 SO5 rounds before you have to reload it. 1286 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:27,000 Not too bad, not too slabby. And that's the end of our 1287 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:29,920 faster. Yeah, well, you know, I mean I 1288 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:34,120 show, you know, I just heard you guys fuck this big ugly looking 1289 01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:37,760 shame that this clear boy was trying to attack. 1290 01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,440 Yeah, Raquel. I figured you needed it. 1291 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,440 Yeah, I heard she was pretty big. 1292 01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:46,880 Yeah, she was pretty hot. Big. 1293 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:52,720 No, she's ugly. Haggis I guess. 1294 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:56,080 How rude of me. This is my fiance, Jolene. 1295 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,920 What, you're gay? Yeah, you're supposed to be. 1296 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,520 Yeah, fiance. Wow. 1297 01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:05,480 Good to meet you, Jolene. I was just so surprised. 1298 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:08,080 'Cause they're supposed to be. You jealous? 1299 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,640 No, he's supposed to be you. I mean, normally cyber nights 1300 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,920 don't get married. They're pretty pretty much 1301 01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,920 longer. But eunuchs? 1302 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:19,200 No, not a eunuch. I mean, you can do stuff. 1303 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:22,760 I mean, I can do stuff if I wanted to, but I got you a 1304 01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:25,480 couple of times while you guys were done gone. 1305 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:28,400 The implications are staggering. Yeah. 1306 01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:33,280 Did you meet Ashley Madison? What yet? 1307 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:38,960 Did you meet Ashley Madison? I met Brad Ashley, he said. 1308 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:42,320 His name is Brad Ashley. But I get this feeling anxiety 1309 01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:44,240 about his name. He's mine. 1310 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:47,920 Yeah. I don't know. 1311 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,920 I just, I don't know if that's his name or not, but I get the 1312 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:54,240 feeling that I'm pretty good at telling when people lie. 1313 01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:56,240 I'm almost like a human lie detector. 1314 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:58,840 He's pretty fruity. He's a queer. 1315 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:02,480 I don't think so. I think he just strikes really 1316 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:04,000 hard to be something that he isn't. 1317 01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:07,320 Yeah, he's queer. Maybe, I don't know. 1318 01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:08,480 I'm not judging. I. 1319 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,240 Do he made sexual advances on me? 1320 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,680 Sexual Advances. That's a lie. 1321 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,280 You weren't there. You weren't. 1322 01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:19,880 There, I I don't have to be. I know you're lying. 1323 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:24,720 No, no, it's really high and actually truly the perfect 1324 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,840 embodiment of a cyber night look. 1325 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:29,880 And I pop out my shield. See. 1326 01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:34,000 How you doing? That I watch from the sidelines. 1327 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,480 No, you, you're not the embodiment of a cyber night, but 1328 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:39,880 I am. I mean, are you? 1329 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:42,840 I'm you're not you. You're not telling the truth 1330 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,880 right now, but that's OK. Welcome. 1331 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,480 Can. I purposely brother, can I 1332 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:50,720 purposely like take out my energy sword and it's like RGB 1333 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:51,880 now? You know what? 1334 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,160 Roll for it. Roll that one, die 6. 1335 01:17:55,440 --> 01:18:04,360 Oh man, it's our GB. What the heck, I've never seen 1336 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,600 that before. But she had sex. 1337 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:08,400 Yeah, it's. Because I had almost. 1338 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,840 Sex. Really. 1339 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,920 Yeah, yeah. I I mean, I had sex a couple of 1340 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:15,120 times while you guys are gone and I didn't, that didn't 1341 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:15,800 happen. Pull out. 1342 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:16,800 Pull out. Prove it. 1343 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,600 No. No, no, I almost had sex. 1344 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:20,840 Pull it out. Prove it. 1345 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,760 Oh, I Oh, why? Yeah. 1346 01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,600 Pull it out. Prove it. 1347 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:27,000 Pull your sword out. Let me see. 1348 01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,480 Mike Jordan. And let me smell your sword and. 1349 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,760 I'm like. Hey, that's that's kind of 1350 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:34,680 weird. Here it is. 1351 01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:37,800 Yep, the RGB didn't have sex. You're a liar. 1352 01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,480 No, he doesn't do that if you had. 1353 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,400 Killer, we're gonna go. I'm gonna go take a nap by 1354 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:45,120 myself. OK, Yeah. 1355 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:46,000 All right. I love you. 1356 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,040 Love. You too. 1357 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:55,120 And with that, that ends the first episode of. 1358 01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:06,600 Dead. 4 SEC. Thanks everybody for listening. 1359 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:09,440 We appreciate you. Hopefully you enjoyed The return 1360 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:12,280 of Dead Rain as much as we enjoyed participating in it. 1361 01:19:18,180 --> 01:19:20,340 Guys, is this what my plants are going to turn into? 1362 01:19:20,940 --> 01:19:22,860 Screw your plants. What about my arm? 1363 01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:26,840 I can just cut it off with my energy sword. 1364 01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:29,920 Oh, that's I'm, I'm hoping you can and then I can use like the 1365 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:35,400 psychic energy to make another hand or something, you know? 1366 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:36,680 What? Sure, let's try it. 1367 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,720 We can try. I mean, you know, can't hurt. 1368 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,360 Please, but you have to be pure of heart. 1369 01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:48,000 I'm none of those things. He's not pure, he's not of, and 1370 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,160 he's not heart. I. 1371 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:53,080 Don't have heart, I don't. Have nothing then Yolo I guess. 1372 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:57,920 I mean. Yodo yodo. 1373 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:01,080 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 1374 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:04,000 You only die once I. Mean I've died twice but. 1375 01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:05,760 Oh, Dang it, that's true. It's. 1376 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:07,520 More sleep. Why don't you just stick your 1377 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,360 hand in like herbicide or something like you spray Roundup 1378 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:11,840 on it? That's not a bad idea. 1379 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:14,680 Actually, it's pretty good. I don't know if you guys have 1380 01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:16,640 noticed but his whole body is green. 1381 01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:19,720 He could just take a bath in it. He'll. 1382 01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:23,400 Kill the plant in his body. I'll gargle it just to be safe. 1383 01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:27,040 Well, yeah, I got to get on the inside and then someone usually 1384 01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:29,400 give me they got to shove the tube on my butt. 1385 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:31,480 I'll do that. I'll do that. 1386 01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:33,720 I want to do that. Pump it. 1387 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,960 Pump it. I would like to do that part. 1388 01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:42,760 Marcus, I know. Zeke. 1389 01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:44,760 Zeke. Can you, can you hold me? 1390 01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:47,040 He. Starts peeing on your leg that. 1391 01:21:02,870 --> 01:21:06,150 Concludes the story from now. If you like the tales so far, 1392 01:21:06,230 --> 01:21:09,150 stick around. I might tell you more next time 1393 01:21:11,710 --> 01:21:14,150 now. Where did I put my supplies?