1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents D&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,320 My foot's been actually been feeling better as well. 3 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,840 So good. Good. 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,720 Like it started going away like the sun that like the night 5 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:25,000 after our last recording. So which was really weird and I 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:31,000 looked at, you know, pictures of gout essentially from because, 7 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,840 you know, my doctor said, oh, you might have gout. 8 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,760 I was looking at pictures and my foot was not looking like I had 9 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,840 gout like as it gets like terribly red and then it like 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,880 the skin starts to break and it looks like it starts getting 11 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,640 infected and stuff. My foot was completely normal. 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,720 Yeah, I mean, I don't know sometimes and, and not to 13 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,760 certainly not to put them down or whatnot, but like there are 14 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:55,160 times where doctors will try to force a diagnosis for lack of a 15 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:59,160 better term. I remember when I was a kid, and 16 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,160 I think I've said this before on the podcast, but when I was 15 17 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,920 and 16, respectively, I passed out out of nowhere after using 18 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,520 the bathroom in the middle of the night. 19 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,320 Just get lightheaded and just go out and they. 20 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:17,600 Yeah, something. And that was, that was a good 21 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:24,640 timing and it was probably from all the mayonnaise that I was 22 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:29,280 eating. But, but you know, like they did 23 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,000 all kinds of tests on me and everything. 24 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:35,080 And they, they ended up the doctor and I could tell and you 25 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,800 know, my age, you know, being 1516 years old, the doctor was 26 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,760 blowing smoke. And he, he told my mom, he said 27 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,040 he was, well, it's, it's probably what it is, is what, 28 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,040 what it is. He has hypertension in his back. 29 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:50,000 And see, I was a fat kid and he was trying to get me active. 30 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,880 And he said he goes, what he what he needs to do do is he 31 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,520 needs to because the what, what in the hypertension, what 32 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,480 happens is the muscles in the back aren't strong enough to 33 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,560 help the blood to the brain. And I'm kind of looking at him 34 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,280 with a raised eyebrow like, yeah, OK. 35 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,120 He said he's going to need to start doing, you know, walking 36 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,240 and crunchers and, you know, not sit ups, not running, nothing 37 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,480 stressful, you know, just just he needs to start doing stuff 38 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,720 and it'll, it'll get better. Oh, my goodness. 39 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,320 And my mom bought it all, you know, because she just wanted 40 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,960 to, she wanted some kind of that kind of diagnosis. 41 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,280 Right. But yeah, he he forced a 42 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,840 diagnosis in in that case. I hate gout. 43 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,600 It's it's like you don't mix it right. 44 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:36,320 It just gets extremely liquid Y and then it doesn't stick, it 45 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,080 doesn't adhere and especially if you're doing a wall then it's 46 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,840 just like oh that's a nightmare. I'd much rather gout a floor 47 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,360 then. Oh, I think you mean clout. 48 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,080 I think. I think you mean clout. 49 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,760 That's like. No, that's like Internet fame. 50 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:53,680 He's talking about caulking. No, I'm talking about the white 51 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:57,840 fluffy stuff in the sky. Kim Oh no, That's clout. 52 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,160 Kim. No, that's. 53 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,680 Clout. Well, you're obviously, you're 54 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:07,160 obviously talking about when two people like go at it in a fight. 55 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:12,360 No, that's gay sex. Actually, the word I was looking 56 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,920 for that I hope that you guys were going to say was about no, 57 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,520 I think he's talking about like what you drink in a bar 58 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,960 sometimes. Whiskey. 59 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:24,160 That too if I don't know. I'll just shoot for something 60 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,240 else. No, that's the type of fish Mr. 61 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:32,600 Master Gefelta. I was actually looking for more 62 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:39,560 pumpkin patch and but that works you're. 63 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,160 Stinking crows. So how? 64 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,120 How's everybody doing? Huh. 65 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,480 Alive. Yeah. 66 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,960 You know, lifespan sick. This week. 67 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,400 Oh yeah. I'm not sick anymore. 68 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,280 No, I'm always sick in the head. Anybody. 69 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:55,200 Work this week. Yeah, I worked Monday, Tuesday 70 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,920 and Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. 71 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,600 I worked Monday, Tuesday. I just worked Monday. 72 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,120 We had like a really bad snow flurry, like come in. 73 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,160 So it was like 50 mile an hour winds and stuff. 74 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,600 Yeah, we got a little bit of a snowstorm. 75 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,640 I think they hyped it up a bit. It was like this, the new season 76 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:14,080 of Stranger Things. It was just not good, just kind 77 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,760 of mid. Oh man, not a big deal. 78 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,800 Pretty anti climactic. Dude I don't know what's going 79 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,160 on this UTT but the the subjects just keep switching. 80 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,280 Like it's like. It's like playing. 81 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,960 Pong. Really, it's just bouncing all 82 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,800 over. I know. 83 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,560 I just, I can't talk about the weather. 84 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,520 I can't do it, I mean. Why not Joey? 85 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,720 You got PTSD. I'd rather talk about Boners 86 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,280 than I think we're that kind of podcast. 87 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,360 I, I, I, I, I, I think we, we are that type of like, I think 88 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,040 it's just not the podcast, it's just for those type of people. 89 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,120 Has anyone? Ever talked about boners and 90 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,280 pocket pussies and our butt holes More than. 91 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,680 Whoa, yeah, we do. Or like if you've ever like, 92 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,480 zipped up too fast and pinched your Wiener and your zipper. 93 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,120 See, I've never done that. You've never done that. 94 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,440 You can only do that if you're not wearing underwear well. 95 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,560 Yeah, I've done it once. I don't know how it happened. 96 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,480 The stars aligned. Truthfully, it's not good. 97 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,320 It's. Absolutely, horrifyingly 98 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,160 painful. Delightfully so. 99 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:14,120 Delightfully so. I had ideas on the UTTS, like 100 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,840 stuff we could talk about, but like it doesn't work. 101 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,200 Like we just talk kind of organically and it kind of 102 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:23,280 switches topics like on the fly. I mean, sometimes we've had some 103 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,720 really good ones like the like the School Bus 1 and you know, 104 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,880 stuff like that. But I'm a different person now 105 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,280 though you understand I'm not mean. 106 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,360 No, you're not. I'm cool. 107 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,880 I don't mean you're not. It's not mean. 108 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,080 You're never mean. New. 109 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,800 Year's very opinionated Joe. Mad Joe. 110 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,760 I'm not mad at Joe anymore. Guys, I'm going to say 2026 just 111 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,560 started, but I'm already over it. 112 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:45,640 Next year's my year we're. Not even one week. 113 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,240 Down. Yeah, I know. 114 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,600 It's that bad. Come on. 115 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:54,120 Yeah, I got it next year. Forget it. 116 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,240 Have you guys talked about the Venezuela thing? 117 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,560 Oh my, isn't that something? What? 118 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,120 Venezuela. Did you hear about this? 119 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,080 You haven't heard about that? Oh man. 120 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,480 First you're hearing about it, Bob. 121 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,480 Do you want to? Do you want me to? 122 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,040 Well, apparently. Breaking news. 123 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,760 Yeah, so Danny and I were talking about earlier today. 124 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,800 So apparently they said Trump had said at one point here, like 125 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,600 yesterday I think it was, yeah, we're probably going to be just 126 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,360 doing something Venezuela real soon. 127 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,360 You know, Venezuela has been a huge issue for years. 128 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,000 They've had a dictator, you know, Maduro, yeah. 129 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,720 He's he drove the country into just straight up bankruptcy. 130 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,720 It's it's been terrible. He's he's the people have 131 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,400 starved, literally starved to death there. 132 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,680 It's it's awful. He's been an an illegitimate 133 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,000 president. He lost the election, but he 134 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,080 kept power. Yeah, he he, he, he performed A 135 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,480 coup and and took over. Yeah, I. 136 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:49,160 Know all about that, but yeah. So, so, so Trump just walked in 137 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,840 and he's like, all right, bomb them. 138 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,400 So they just, they just bombed the crap out of Venezuela, 139 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,920 swooped in, special forces swooped in, grabbed Maduro and 140 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,160 his wife and then left. And they're like, all right, so 141 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:06,320 here's what's happening. We, we, we took him out of 142 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,880 power. The people in the streets, you 143 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,280 know, yeah, they're all happy and everything. 144 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,320 And he's like, so, yeah. So Venezuela owes us from like 145 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,720 back in the 70s when we helped him out a bunch and they never 146 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,720 paid us back. So, so now we're just going to 147 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,680 take over their oil and that's how they're going to pay us 148 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,560 back. And so you're welcome, guys. 149 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,160 Well, Venezuela is like what? Super happy about because this 150 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,320 guy was like a terrible dictator, like tyrant. 151 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:34,080 So we so we kidnapped him. He's, he's in an undisclosed 152 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,200 location now. This is why. 153 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,760 That's with those men in black put in my closet. 154 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,520 They felt like I'm really. They. 155 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,120 Just put them in my closet next to all the women and they had 156 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,240 that. Yeah, it's OK, They already knew 157 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,400 about it. I don't know. 158 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,640 I don't know if it's a Venezuelan man in my closet. 159 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,880 It's just a human sized box. Does he have a? 160 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,520 Does he have a big mustache? I thought was in there. 161 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:01,440 I don't know a lot like a. Human sized box. 162 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,800 I don't know what's in it. Just open it up. 163 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,520 He looks like a lot like Saddam Hussein. 164 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,000 It's weird how much he looks like Saddam Hussein. 165 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,240 That's a combination code 6. 9 What'd you say, Danny? 166 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,600 We. Know so it sounded like you saw 167 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,200 them. Yeah, I did call them Sodom. 168 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,880 They call them Sodom Hussein. They. 169 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,320 Don't do that. Holy crap, 6969 actually worked, 170 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,960 Joey. All right, all right. 171 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,720 Just start start videoing. All right, Super. 172 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,480 Secret government code. Super. 173 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:36,840 Bad 69 it always works. 69420. Blaze it. 174 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,799 So the kid the we kidnapped the Venezuelan president in 175 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:43,400 Cheddar's. Yeah, I, I I kidnapped him. 176 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,240 It was me. Yeah, you were the Special 177 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,320 Forces. Me with me. 178 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,680 With my DoorDash driver. Yeah, keyword. 179 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,720 Special. They they flew in the Apache 180 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,720 helicopter, a Stealth 1. I jumped off, I fell on my face. 181 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,000 I got up. I fell again. 182 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,400 And then, and then you and then you, then you peed in your 183 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,360 magazine because you know it's weaknesses or or urine 184 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,760 weaknesses of urine. So I tripped going going inside 185 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,400 and actually shot the guard. That was my bad. 186 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,000 Genuine. Misfire. 187 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,960 I found him. I found him and then I was like, 188 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,600 quick, get on, get on all your Nike gear. 189 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,520 You're going to New York City and. 190 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,360 Your Nike gear. Look at the picture of him on 191 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,720 the USS Iwo Jima. He's wearing a Nike sweatsuit. 192 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,480 No kidding. That's funny. 193 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,200 So I made him. I made him getting that. 194 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,360 And then we steamed. We steamed on ahead and he was 195 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,160 like, oh, I get a vacation away from the wife. 196 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,840 And I was like, no, she's kind of with he's just leave me 197 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,800 lying. Take her. 198 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,720 I feel. Like bomb this place. 199 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,280 Bomb this. Place. 200 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:58,120 Ah, we're taking it. So yeah, I promise It's a New 201 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,520 York. Yeah, we got it. 202 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:00,840 We got them boys. We got them. 203 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,680 I say, I say public shaming in the middle of the DC. 204 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,320 Is this the is this like the Game of Thrones shaming where we 205 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:11,280 go shame, shame, shame? No. 206 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,520 So what we do is we, we we pants him in the middle of Times 207 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,640 Square. Yeah, yeah. 208 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,720 As I say, he has to walk naked like down the street. 209 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:22,160 With like with like the Elmo and the Elsa characters around him. 210 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:27,520 Elmo. Yes, yes, he has to wear. 211 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,560 Like. So you take a picture with last 212 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:34,000 $10.10 dollar. So he has to wear a Burger King 213 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,520 crown and then he has to walk around. 214 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,040 He has to hold a sign that says a racial slur on. 215 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,400 It Senator Minneapolis to open up his own daycare. 216 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,400 Yeah. Oh, perfect. 217 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,400 Oh, I heard. I heard about that too. 218 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,680 Holy crap. See, I heard about that. 219 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,160 I didn't hear about the Venezuela thing. 220 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,840 I heard. Like those are the first thing 221 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,520 that popped over my TikTok this morning was like, we kidnapped 222 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:00,280 the president of Venezuela's. Whoa, it's. 223 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,000 Going to be an awesome movie for 23 Jump St. 224 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,000 Yeah. So somebody, somebody, somebody 225 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,120 out there was like, there's going to be a great 226 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,720 autobiography out in six months of everything that just 227 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,800 happened. No doubt the biopic. 228 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,440 Well, I had. I had Tim Walls. 229 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,040 Tim Walls was texting me earlier in the week asking me for money. 230 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,640 Yeah, I told him. I was like, why don't you just 231 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,560 go take out of your slush fund for all the the daycare centers? 232 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,480 Nobody ever answered me. It was kind of weird. 233 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,520 Timothy Chalamet plays me. That'd be a good one. 234 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,080 That'd be a good one. I'm shooting for Chris Pratt in 235 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,680 a fat suit. Yeah, it has to be Chris Pratt. 236 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,960 Wait, who would my celebrity look like be DeVito? 237 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,240 Danny DeVito. Yeah, a younger 1 though, just. 238 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,960 Completely different. Yeah, he. 239 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:54,080 Aged. They cast Denzel Washington for 240 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:59,440 me. Yeah, you're our diverse 241 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,560 character. Yeah, I need Chevy Chase from 242 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,520 the 80s. Do you see this? 243 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,360 There's an interview out with him this week. 244 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,760 He's go Pesci. Throughout. 245 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,200 Alex. Yeah. 246 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,920 Joe Pesci for Alex. Yeah, yeah. 100%. 247 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,800 What if we do? What if we? 248 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,640 Do current Arnold Schwarzenegger for Alex? 249 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,160 Yeah. I. 250 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,320 Could see that no, we should have Alan Richardson. 251 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:30,680 Oh yeah, yeah. That's actually awesome, yes. 252 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,320 You're no, no, Jenner. I'm changing it. 253 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,040 You're you're going to be played by Norman Reedus. 254 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,440 Yes. I'll take it. 255 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,680 Hey, her names Cheddar. Names Cheddar. 256 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,120 Names Cheddar. Names Cheddar. 257 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:52,360 I'm getting ready to fight you. Who's way up in the air? 258 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,520 Who is Steve? I told you Chevy. 259 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,960 Chevy Chase. Steve was Chevy me a good choice 260 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,600 on the rock. Yeah, it would be bad, James. 261 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,560 Yeah, Kevin James would be a good one too. 262 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,680 Yeah, 100%. I was thinking the Rock a little 263 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,320 bit more diverse. Yeah, we do think some diversing 264 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,520 with lots of white guys. Denzel Washington could play me 265 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,760 just fine, yeah. Yeah, I would think so, 266 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,200 honestly. No Michael B Jordan. 267 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,960 Michael Jordan could play you. Oh, true, true. 268 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,440 I actually have his beard. Yeah. 269 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,480 You just need waves. Yeah, actually, you know what? 270 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,560 Ice Cube did a fantastic movie in 2025 where he sat behind the 271 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,240 desk the entire room. And maybe he had for the World 272 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:38,000 movie, The A list top of the A list. 273 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,040 I watched it. Oh my God, it was. 274 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:46,040 So bad. So all were terrible. 275 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,480 It's so bad, it's good. All right, all right, real 276 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,440 picks. Real picks for actors. 277 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,720 Okay all. Right, I get this now. 278 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,560 Hear me out for Bob. Yeah, Bill Murray. 279 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:58,800 Shut. He's a. 280 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,760 Little old. He's a little old, but he could 281 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,360 be D aged. Yeah, I could I. 282 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,640 Like that? Okay, I like that one. 283 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,480 Okay. I I definitely want to die the 284 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:14,240 same way he did in Zombieland. Yeah, 100%. 285 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,880 When when I die in real life, that's how I'm dying. 286 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:22,280 If if I'm able to. I do agree, Joe, I think I think 287 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,560 the best one for you is going to be Timothy Challoway, OK. 288 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,520 Yeah, I agree with that, hopefully. 289 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,640 Hopefully to promote the movie, he comes out with a new single 290 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:35,000 as he did for Marty Screen. Yeah, and then my wife can be 291 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,360 Zendaya. OK, I see it in the bio I. 292 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,560 See it? Yeah. 293 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,840 OK. OK, OK. 294 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,760 Alan Richardson for Alex. Yeah, Alan Richardson for Alex. 295 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,240 But we'll keep his role silent. No lines. 296 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,840 He's just there for for eye candy, basically. 297 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,640 I mean, that's all you need. And a whole bunch of shower 298 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,320 scene, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 299 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,000 yeah, yeah. Very gratuitous. 300 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,680 He just like for no reason, like it'll just cut away and just him 301 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,720 taking a shower. Yeah, like in Will Smith and I 302 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,880 roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 303 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,120 And then just jump straight back in like a firefight. 304 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,560 Like we're just, you know, fighting. 305 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,240 And. It cuts right back. 306 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,560 He's like, I got to take a shower. 307 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,400 It's like one of those in the middle of. 308 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,320 The sounds like something out of a Neil Breed. 309 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,440 Movie. I was going to say, like one of 310 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,080 those, like, silent montages that they sometimes do in, like, 311 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,520 more movies. Yeah. 312 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,800 It just keeps going back to Alex in the shower. 313 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:39,400 We're like, we're like, yeah, like shells are flying by. 314 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,360 There's like, like church music playing. 315 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:46,840 There's like bullet tracers. And then there's in the shower. 316 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,080 I thought you were talking about like a like 80s getting ready 317 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:58,360 montage rifles, right? You know, Joe is putting on the, 318 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,520 the, the Taco belt. He's putting his handgun in 319 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,240 there. Alex is taking a shower. 320 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:19,280 And. He's like really getting into it 321 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:23,160 too, Like he's already rinsed off, but he's just like, just 322 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,360 let the water. Soundtrack. 323 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,240 No, the soundtrack, the soundtrack perfect. 324 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,720 It's she's a maniac from Flashdance. 325 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,360 It's. Just me doing sing the 326 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,880 flashdance dance in the shower while stretching up and 327 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,360 everything and you guys are getting ready. 328 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,600 What I was? What I was envisioning was like, 329 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,480 it's like the final, final firefight of the movie and it's 330 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,440 like doing like that music and like it slows down and 331 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:52,280 everything and then it's just Alex just also slow, just in the 332 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,760 shower. Yeah. 333 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,640 'Cause he's stuck off with his Venezuelan president's shower. 334 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,600 In the shower, yeah. But he's like in the fire, He's 335 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,040 in the firefight with us, but it just cuts to a random shot of 336 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:07,119 him in the shower, in the shower now. 337 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,119 They say it. They say in the last second of 338 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:11,760 your life that you envision the things you love. 339 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:15,440 And that's what we'll see is just Alex in the shower. 340 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:20,280 Alex in the shower, yeah. Because each of us, right? 341 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,680 Because each of our faces and like where she and we imagine 342 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,359 ourselves in the shower with Alex. 343 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:29,640 Yeah. It's time to clans. 344 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,200 And even even Alex, it cuts to his face and it's just him in 345 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:43,200 the shower with himself. There's like $30 in the shower. 346 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,240 Thinking. Making out of himself. 347 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,440 Yeah. Turns Watts in their bag. 348 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Yeah. Turns into a. 349 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,000 Narcissism. Yeah. 350 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,560 The extreme. I'm glad you won the award. 351 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,560 Now that we're interviewing you, Mr. Director, I just have a 352 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,840 question about the 13 minute Alex on Alex love scene. 353 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,440 Alex. On 13 minutes. 354 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,880 Was that very necessary? At that point, I think it's just 355 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,680 at that point, I think it it's not going to be a mainstream 356 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,560 Hollywood movie. It'll be something that people 357 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,800 are going on unsavory websites to find. 358 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,680 You get the director's cut. It extends it by 4 minutes. 359 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,640 Yeah. Or 17 minute. 360 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,560 Are you kidding? Me motion. 361 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,760 Through Wow you didn't see before. 362 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,400 How'd you get that shot? This. 363 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,760 Is actually cost like $16,000,000 to make this? 364 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,200 So the whole movie was molded around and Alex on Alex sex 365 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,120 scene. So, you know, people who were 366 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,680 editing the movie, they there's at least a couple people that 367 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:58,120 had to like work on that scene and they had to watch that every 368 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,600 single day. Those. 369 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,600 Lucky guys. That's like a Mr. Beast level. 370 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,520 Yeah, if I had infinite money for doing nothing, I would pay 371 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,400 for that. I'll send you to a bunch of 372 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:15,680 editing companies. I would send it to Neil Breen 373 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,120 and see what he does with the raw footage. 374 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:24,680 Be the best movie of 2026. Oh, man. 375 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,240 But yeah, no Derek, Michael B Jordan for you for sure. 376 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,680 Michael B Jordan I don't even know what my like actual like 377 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,360 celebrity pick would be. Cat Cat Michael B Jordan. 378 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,720 No, I just there was a cat on my screen. 379 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,880 No. Cat. 380 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,000 Yeah, Mclovin. Mclovin, Mclovin. 381 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,720 Are we talking Michael B Jordan now like as the actor is now? 382 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,600 Are we talking like Independence Day to Michael B Jordan? 383 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,040 No, I would say now, but you know, you know what I'm thinking 384 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:58,160 Like a younger Joe Rogan. Fear Factor? 385 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:02,080 Joe Rogan or the one from the 90s? 386 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,480 What's it called? The radio show from the 90s. 387 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,880 He's in a sitcom for like 5 years. 388 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,440 Yeah. Got hair then? 389 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,640 Yeah, had a little bit of hair. He was jacked, but he wasn't 390 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,680 like outlandishly jacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 391 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,320 Very, very athletic. I see it. 392 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,360 Too. Or or we could go the other 393 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,440 route and go. Or just a chubbier Jake 394 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,040 Gyllenhaal. That's Rogan. 395 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,360 Yeah, I think, yeah, that would work too, Danny. 396 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,840 Could. Be Gyllenhaal could put on some 397 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,160 weight for that part I think. So I think he could make it 398 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,400 happen. No, no. 399 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,520 I don't like no. I don't like Seth Rogen. 400 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,160 All day long, yeah. I don't like Seth Rogen. 401 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,720 No, he was great in that first movie he made where he was a 402 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,680 Stoner. But you know, PC about 100 of 403 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,160 those all the same movie all over and over again. 404 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,480 Sick and tired of watching it. I like Joey's idea. 405 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:57,880 Danny McBride will play me OK. Yeah, that's not a bad choice 406 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,040 either, honestly. Give. 407 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,680 Him. Come on losers, give him not see 408 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:08,840 him. Forever or Cheddar Adam Devine. 409 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,680 Yeah, I could see it. Kevin, grow a beard. 410 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:16,000 Yeah. Actually, that's bad pic. 411 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,160 The voice is nothing similar, but. 412 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:23,000 True. Yeah, it's you take creative 413 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,640 liberties with film. True. 414 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,560 Truly. Like, you know, casting Alan 415 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:32,240 Richardson is, is Alex. He cannot meet the pulse. 416 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,200 Yeah, of Alex. There you go. 417 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,000 There, there's one of him with a beard. 418 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:46,760 Yes, I can see it. I can see it perfect. 419 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,560 Who's going to play my Channing Tatum? 420 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,680 Channing. Tatum No. 421 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:59,760 No, Anne Hathaway, Even better. Even better. 422 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,000 You. Have a love scene with my dog. 423 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,160 No. What? 424 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,400 I don't like those words. Don't like those words? 425 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,080 I don't. I. 426 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,720 Don't think the shelter will will appreciate that. 427 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,280 Yeah, it's for the best. It's for the best. 428 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,280 Now tell me this gentleman. I don't tell a lot of people 429 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:25,680 this, but I bang my dog a lot. I'm going to kill my agent like. 430 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,080 What? And then you see his dog. 431 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,080 Oh, never mind. I get it. 432 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,320 Like too much. Really. 433 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:35,960 Like it's a problem. Yeah, shouldn't you be in jail, 434 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:41,680 Sir? Play area, you know, you 435 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,680 wouldn't have thought but. It's late, you could. 436 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:53,320 Have one of the grandchildren of Air Bud so. 437 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,680 Speaking of, you know, the president of Venezuela, you 438 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:01,120 know, that he's housed in the same prison that P Diddy and the 439 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,440 guy that killed the the healthcare dude earlier last 440 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,240 year or in. Yeah. 441 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,920 Guantanamo Bay. Luigi Mangillioni. 442 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,400 Macaroni. Yeah, he's in the same prison as 443 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,240 those guys. So they're gonna release a rap 444 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,400 album? Is that what I'm hearing? 445 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:21,040 I think P Diddy and and the President of Venezuela is going 446 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,400 to be on an album together. Wow, yeah. 447 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,640 Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. Which is just on the album 448 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,160 cover. And maybe you guys have heard 449 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:32,400 this by now, maybe you haven't, but so 50 Cent came out with a 450 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,280 documentary on P Diddy, right? Yeah. 451 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:41,200 Those you don't know, $0.50 is sorry, $0.50 is the epitome of 452 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,000 pettiness. The guy is super petty and I 453 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:43,920 love it. It's hilarious. 454 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,120 So his team came to him. They're like, OK, how do you 455 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,800 want, like, what promotions do you want to do for this, for 456 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,040 your documentary? And he's like, I want to go on 457 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:55,200 ABC in New York at 7:00 AM. Like, there's a lot. 458 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,960 Oh yeah. You can like get like, you know, 459 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,240 you got Fox and Friends, like you got all these other outlets. 460 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,880 You can go to AB CS kind of scraping the bottom of the 461 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,840 barrel for morning television. And he goes, Nope, that's what I 462 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,480 want to do. So he goes and he does it. 463 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,920 And his team asked him like, why is this so important that you do 464 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,640 this? And he goes, because that's the 465 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,440 only channel that P Diddy gets in prison. 466 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:17,480 He goes and I want him to be able to see me smile nice and I 467 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,640 and I spill the beans on everything that he did. 468 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,360 Oh man. Truly. 469 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,360 I mean, heck yeah that is petty, but I like it. 470 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,760 That's. That's thinking, though. 471 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:26,880 Yeah, it is. That's the. 472 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,240 Kind of thing. I like that, really that. 473 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,560 You know, surely? Prisons would have cable by now, 474 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,240 right? They're still in prison. 475 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,680 Yeah, well, it kind of depends on. 476 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,480 Bob and. So like I think Jason was. 477 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,040 Forced to watch Stranger Things in prison as part. 478 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,640 Of. Over and over and over. 479 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,640 So Jason, my, my former father-in-law, he when he was 480 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,080 incarcerated, they, they allowed him to watch TV and stuff. 481 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,320 But The One Show that they allowed they refused to put on 482 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,520 was Prison Break, because that was on TV at the time. 483 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,480 Nice. I don't want to show you guys 484 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,040 how to do it. I'm trying to learn. 485 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,840 After you're out of jail to watch Prison Break, Yeah. 486 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,840 Yeah, you kind of need to come in prepared. 487 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,800 You can't really do. Anything while you are? 488 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,880 Yeah, not really. I mean your whole. 489 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,320 Hand plan tattooed on you. Yeah. 490 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,440 Yeah, I mean, my cell, he's pretty good at tattoos, but he's 491 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,240 not that good. My cell is pretty good at making 492 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:27,160 me suck him off. Makes me he makes me give him my 493 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:27,960 booty. So. 494 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,160 Get. That booty, too. 495 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,880 Baby oil. I had this whole plan on how to 496 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,720 escape and everything and I kind of fell in love with my cellmate 497 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,880 and now I don't want to go anywhere, so I'm just going to 498 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,520 stay here. That's a good movie. 499 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,320 I'm. Actually going to go commit more 500 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,840 crimes. I can be, yeah. 501 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:54,360 I'm in love with the stripper. While they're making out, yeah. 502 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,720 Yeah. Or I was thinking like, we could 503 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,520 do that as the karaoke song that we. 504 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,440 So that's a question, Alex. It doesn't look like Alex is 505 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,240 present right now. He's on mute. 506 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,800 But I do want to know what songs we're going to sing together on 507 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,520 karaoke for Denny's wedding. I'm not doing karaoke. 508 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,400 Issue, you're doing karaoke. You're doing it. 509 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,760 I'll do it, you're doing it. I will get enough Bush lattes in 510 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,200 you that you do karaoke. Oh yeah, yeah. 511 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,920 And I'll stand behind you very closely. 512 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,680 I don't need any. I'll stand in front of you. 513 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,720 OK, not that I'll get you in front. 514 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,040 I'll drop the. Scoop. 515 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,240 Oh, no. Oh oh. 516 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:40,680 I've never sung soprano before. What's love got to do got to do 517 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,240 with it? That's a great song. 518 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,160 What's love got to do with it? Yeah. 519 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,560 Now we have to be careful, all right, because if I start 520 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,920 singing, it's a song that I know and I'm good at. 521 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,280 If Lenny's there it it might get bad. 522 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,120 He because like Lenny there, it really does things. 523 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,880 He will show up Lenny's. Yeah. 524 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,720 Did you work out the the pyrotechnics with Lenny's 525 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,600 entrance yet? Essentially. 526 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,320 I definitely need to in a. While since he's got a blood 527 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,440 sacrifice, so we've got to light somebody on fire. 528 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,040 Oh, that makes sense. I got I. 529 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,840 Got did you? Did you ever order those thirty 530 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,880 life life sized cutouts of Lenny? 531 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,200 They're on their way. They're on the way. 532 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,640 They're made in China. Currently they. 533 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,480 Got his face they're. Printed. 534 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,240 It's a it's a party favorite thing. 535 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,600 Yeah, the flames are coming, everybody. 536 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,960 Gets in the mouth, yeah. Yeah, looks like dude. 537 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,280 That's that's that's the gift to the wedding party. 538 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,640 I've got all of your, I've got all of your robes pressed and 539 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:41,400 ready to go. Denny's Denny's Lenny cut out 540 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,920 has a hole in the mouth where the. 541 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,680 That's for the reception honeymoon. 542 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,720 I don't want to do karaoke. The honeymoon. 543 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,280 What, Alex? Well, you may not don't want we. 544 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,080 Want you to you're doing karaoke. 545 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,280 I don't care what you're saying we're. 546 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,600 All going to do, All going to do. 547 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,400 Karaoke. Why do you want to? 548 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,440 Why do you want to hurt people? Why do you want to hurt? 549 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,560 People with you, I don't really want to do it either. 550 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,840 People hurt people, Alex. So you're going to kill karaoke? 551 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,200 Why are you forcing me to hurt people? 552 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:18,040 Because you'll only heal me with your sultry tunes. 553 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,400 Yeah, it'll help me. Here's Yeah. 554 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,200 For real, though, Alex and I are gonna sing I Miss You by Blink 555 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,040 182. We did that thing in college. 556 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,720 All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. 557 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,080 He'll play Mark Hoppus and I'll do the Tom part. 558 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,120 Okay, I was gonna say who's sound along and who's Mark 559 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,080 Hoppus? And I'm so sorry. 560 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,840 Even worse. Oh, he goes to start it and I 561 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,120 push him off stage because you created a monster and I want to 562 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,840 take the. That's what. 563 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,600 You should do monster by. Skillet. 564 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,960 Oh monster by skillet. Are you? 565 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,960 And I look and I look as if I can't find Joe, even though I'm 566 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,000 the one who pushed him off the stage and I'm. 567 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,880 So I was like we. Saw you. 568 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,720 Do. I cannot. 569 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:05,480 I cannot dream tonight. You take over, see what's like 570 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,440 the funniest? What would be the funniest song 571 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,520 I could sing? Probably. 572 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,960 I just like chop. Suey any man solo. 573 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,960 Would probably be the funniest. I want to do the tequila. 574 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,080 What do you want to go on the table? 575 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:24,640 Yeah, where it's only tequila every like, yeah, tequila. 576 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,680 The Pitbull Fireball. Fireball. 577 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,360 Yeah, it's the same thing. It's just one word. 578 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,200 Any of Little John's like original properties or it's just 579 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:45,400 like all song? All right, so this is me doing a 580 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:51,760 little John's part and and that's it. 581 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,760 Just let the song play. OK, OK. 582 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,920 Young. Cheesy. 583 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,720 Oh I know it would fit into the podcast to do the the N words in 584 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,840 Paris. I was just thinking that N words 585 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,160 in Paris N. Words in. 586 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,240 Paris we're the whitest kids, you know, so we still say, we 587 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,920 actually say N words. So we're like. 588 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,200 Yeah, I'll do JD's part if you do. 589 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,280 You gotta wear mask. Do you wear mask and just like 590 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,840 like see Kyle the whole time? Oh geez. 591 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,880 You know that's not as fucking when my guys. 592 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,840 Do like while also wearing like a Catholic pendant, yeah. 593 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am curious how many songs they 594 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,320 have in the library. Is it like almost anything? 595 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,000 Well, it's infinite. Infinite, so you can pretty much 596 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,560 look up whatever song you want. Do anything I mean? 597 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,920 So we're all gonna do one? Yeah, I'm starting practicing 598 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,960 now. OK, I mean, I'm practicing the 599 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,080 shower. Yeah. 600 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,920 What are we doing? What are we practicing? 601 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,400 I got the footage. Our karaoke. 602 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,600 We gotta get ready. I mean, it's just, you know, 603 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,520 nine months away. Nobody wants to hear this, guys. 604 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,240 It's got to be good. I do. 605 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,840 Alex, you should do Christmas. I guarantee you Lenny does. 606 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:22,920 Yeah, there must have been some magic in that old silk they 607 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:30,520 found. I guarantee you Denny's on his 608 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,320 forklift right now going heck yeah, I want to hear these guys 609 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,280 saying. I just got a real idea for all 610 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,880 of us, OK? Oh, OK. 611 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,840 We all learn that we all learn the parts for what's it called? 612 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,720 Hoist the colors. Oh, yo, oh. 613 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:54,720 OK. So if you heard it, there's a 614 00:31:54,720 --> 00:32:02,800 guy, there's a guy that has a part that goes, yo, like, I'll 615 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:08,880 be that guy. I love that. 616 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,560 Guy well, you know by then we we actually might be in season 3 of 617 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,120 Source or Sea Dogs and sorcerers. 618 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,040 So. Yeah. 619 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,440 Or season 3. Sorry, season 2. 620 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:21,400 That'll be the intro we. Record that as the intro. 621 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,400 Yeah, it'll sound, absolutely. Awful. 622 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,440 No, we're gonna practice. Oh, it's gonna sound good. 623 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,600 And then at the end, it's just gonna be Joey goes, please clap 624 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,840 for us. Please clap. 625 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,280 I put my heart and soul into this number. 626 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:41,920 You have to clap, clap, clap. Do we clap? 627 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,240 Can you hear us? What? 628 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:57,640 Joey, this is the the rehearsal. Alex, does raindrops keep 629 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,920 falling on my head? Raindrops keep falling on my 630 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,160 head that'd. Be good too. 631 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,280 Yeah, maybe. Maybe I'll do the sleep token 632 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,960 song. I think I have one in mind. 633 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,160 No it's it's called Alkaline. It's actually very tame. 634 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,280 So, Joey, you and I are going to do giving up. 635 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,160 You, you take. Wait, can I, can I do a song 636 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,000 from K Pop Demon Hunter? Is that a thing? 637 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:25,920 Sure. Yeah. 638 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,520 I'll get all the kids on my side. 639 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,000 No. Because I would sing the heck 640 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,240 out of Golden Man. Double chair, you're so gay. 641 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,680 Hand feed or is that like? Credit card debt be exploding. 642 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,400 No, we're in Creed. What do you mean? 643 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,880 Or are we doing Creed? There's no, there's no in 644 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:54,240 between. We have to do Creed or we can't. 645 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,760 You've. Got to do creed. 646 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,640 Creed is a must. All right, so Creed. 647 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,000 Maybe 6? Feet. 648 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:13,000 And so far down we can issue a. Verse of the Edmund Fitzgerald. 649 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,120 OK, yeah, yeah. And then I think to to carry us 650 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,639 out. Dad does WAP at the other night. 651 00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:23,360 Yeah, completely. Dance moves I'll help you 652 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,480 choreograph. So. 653 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:33,320 Far. I was going to say you could do 654 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,480 Cardi B's part and I'll do Nicki Minaj's part. 655 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,440 All right, either that, either that or Anaconda. 656 00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:42,440 But my Anaconda don't. Anaconda don't want. 657 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,360 Do you have tearaway pants? Yeah. 658 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,560 We'll get you. So really heighten it up. 659 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,760 You got to wear a banana hammock underneath. 660 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,320 You can do something, Lenny. Would love and I was just going 661 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,960 to say and it has to have like a like a like a picture of of 662 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:09,080 Lenny, like a right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right on the 663 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,320 back, right before it goes in the crack. 664 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,800 It's got a main menu podcast logo. 665 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,360 Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be a really 666 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,160 small logo and it's going to be hidden by a lot of fat, but. 667 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,360 Yeah, I mean sits there. You got to represent. 668 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,440 Yeah, find. It no wait, you should like like 669 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,520 just take like an electric shaver and just shave out main 670 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,880 menu podcasts out of that. There you go. 671 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,560 Yeah. Go. 672 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,320 On your body paint. Body paint's the best way body. 673 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,600 Paint. Yeah, body paint would be 674 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,560 better. Yeah, that's. 675 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,920 Sexy, yeah. Yeah, I just turn around to 676 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,200 start twerking and then that's on there and then everybody 677 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,640 passes unlocking. Why is my nose bleeding? 678 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,840 Guys why is my peepee so engorged? 679 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Blood is. Is this what? 680 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,800 Aneurysm feels like this is an aneurysm. 681 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,680 My. Pee Pee's having a stroke. 682 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,320 Right. You don't you know who would 683 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,920 have to investigate that, don't you? 684 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,880 The one plenty character they did in in key and the pee key 685 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,720 and Peele skip where he was the yeah, he was the sex detective 686 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,520 where he just goes and he has to masturbate for every clue. 687 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,000 Sex. OK, here's what happened. 688 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,600 I think Lenny should walk you down the aisle in a forklift. 689 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,920 He gently sets you on the platform. 690 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:49,360 I like that. PPE What? 691 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,080 What should happen is that you have like a harness on and 692 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:57,000 you're strapped to the forks of the of the of the forklift it's. 693 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,520 Kind of swinging around. And then you can sing that song 694 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:06,800 from the Wiccan movie. Can you take me higher? 695 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,560 You know what? But hey, we got to make it a 696 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,040 wedding appropriate forklift. So we got to put like a black 697 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,000 skirt around it, put both eye on the mask. 698 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,360 Yeah, you can't forget the corsage in the cup holder. 699 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:31,280 Yeah, it's a family forklift taking up to our honeymoon at. 700 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,040 The end. Of the night at the. 701 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,160 End of the night you're supposed to like drive away in a vehicle 702 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,840 right? Is that what he drove away from 703 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,560 it like on his wedding was in a forklift? 704 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,680 Yeah, no, because how he married and like a whole bunch of cans. 705 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,640 So he got he got married right before he got hired on with us. 706 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,320 So lame. So yeah, he. 707 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,480 Got 4 certified and then signed the wedding receipt. 708 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,520 So well, he like it was it was a week, couple weeks after. 709 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,480 So can can he like renew his vows then? 710 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,920 And like we all be present for that. 711 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,720 That's not a bad idea. I'll bet he would. 712 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,640 You guys, you and. Your wife would be so confused. 713 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,280 That bogs there along with a whole bunch of strangers. 5 714 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:23,440 white dudes that are speedos. But Lenny is lifting and 715 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,000 carrying the limo on the forklift, even though there you 716 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,880 go. Completely. 717 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:31,200 There you go. In the limo and he. 718 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:47,280 Picks it up and he drives. Oh my. 719 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:53,360 Centered. No, no, yeah, we'd have to work. 720 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,480 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I'll show up with 721 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,360 like some hard hats. Well, he did. 722 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,680 He did just a just a few months in, I've been speedos. 723 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,840 I've been speedos. Because he he did hit somebody 724 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,640 once. OK, well they probably. 725 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,640 They did. They stepped right in front of 726 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,240 him. They stepped right in front of 727 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,280 him. He couldn't see him because the 728 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,840 bags were so tall. And I, I saw it from the side. 729 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,960 I, I saw him, I saw it right after he hit the guy and the guy 730 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,040 was underneath his load and he rolled out from underneath it as 731 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,600 soon as Lenny stopped. I wish. 732 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:27,240 I wish I was underneath. I want to be underneath his 733 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,160 load. That's what I said. 734 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,120 Yeah. Yeah, I would happily take 735 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:34,960 Lenny's load. Here's. 736 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,280 The question What song do we have Lenny sing? 737 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,200 Oh, Spice Girls. Whatever he wants like. 738 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,960 If you want to be my lover. Can't. 739 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,320 Touch this. OK, You want to be my Oh yeah, I 740 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,840 can't touch this. No, you're playing hard to have 741 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,760 a music. It's not so hard. 742 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,480 Makes me think so my. Love Slipknot or something You 743 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,120 have to do What Slipknot? Oh yeah. 744 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,520 The rain will kill us all. No, he's like a 5 finger death 745 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,040 punch kind of guy, Yeah. Also the rising sun, Yeah. 746 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,920 Did I send you that because you you mentioned on it seems that 747 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,920 your son wants to play Drowning Pool. 748 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,120 Let the bodies at the floor. Yeah. 749 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:18,800 Have I sent you that meme of of the voiceover of that song? 750 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,080 But it's like like family friendly version. 751 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,440 Well, he wants to do the only. Jumped up 4. 752 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,040 That's what he wants to do. He wants to do the. 753 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:39,640 I can only count the four version 1234 me count no? 754 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:46,200 More. Darkness imprisoning me. 755 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,080 Oh, I see absolute. Horror. 756 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,760 I cannot live, I cannot die, trapped in myself. 757 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,600 That a master of puppets. That'd be a good one. 758 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,320 Can we do the guitar solo? Sure, the master of puppets, but 759 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,480 it's the version so where whenever he says master, it gets 760 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,600 faster. Yeah. 761 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:14,600 Faster, serious note, Careless Whisper. 762 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,800 We gotta do Careless Whisper the Tron. 763 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:26,440 Super version. Or the song song by Seal that 764 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,320 was that was shot down. Milkshakes by Kellis. 765 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,160 I think I asked for that one too and that one was off. 766 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,800 She said no, I'll sing it. Just this. 767 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,280 She's going to love me. You'll love already. 768 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,360 I don't know if YouTube hasn't you guys get can't get TikTok 769 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,960 links. I think I've played this on the 770 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,680 podcast before. I can open it on the web, I'm 771 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:54,720 just not opening it on my phone. Let the bodies hit the floor. 772 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,960 Let the bodies hit the floor. Let. 773 00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,080 The bodies hit the It's kind of coming and choppy now. 774 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,960 No, it doesn't sound good at all. 775 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,080 Nope. Mr. Masters dancing to 776 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,120 absolutely nothing right now and I'm here for it. 777 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,600 I. Am not. 778 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:12,640 I'm dancing to Careless Whisper. The careless whisper, but the 779 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,840 Seether. Verse because I Yeah, Which 780 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:14,800 version? That's what I. 781 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,040 Saw it. Oh, that's what he said. 782 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,520 I totally missed it. Yeah, but not. 783 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,280 Not George Michael. I was like, are we going to do 784 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,080 the Seether version or the original? 785 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,960 Version. And then you're then you like 786 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,920 chopped in inside the trombone version. 787 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,240 Oh OK OK yeah now Seether version is awesome. 788 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,880 I posted it in general. See if you guys can open it even 789 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,640 though it should be in memes. Let the bodies hit the floor. 790 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,680 Let the bodies hit the IT. Sounds it sounds like a. 791 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:41,880 It's like the kid friendly version. 792 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,840 I was going to say like the version that they would play for 793 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,400 waiting music when you're like on the phone with customer 794 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,920 service. Was it? 795 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,640 Posted in general is TikTok. Just listen to this version, let 796 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,920 it resonate. It's the best version of the 797 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,040 song. It's very penis. 798 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:04,920 It's quite penis. There's an there's an actual 799 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,360 band out there. Let me look it up. 800 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,080 Look up Psychostick is the name of the band. 801 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,720 Psycho's what? Psychostick. 802 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,640 Psychosocial. Psychostick is the name of the 803 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,480 band and the song is called Numbers. 804 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,680 Why do I see Muppets on here? That's that's their thing. 805 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,280 I'm gonna like this. I'm gonna like this. 806 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:33,280 Yeah, I can only count to 4. Yeah, they were just in Des 807 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,760 Moines this last year. No way. 808 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:44,040 Yeah, they toured 4 me count no more. 809 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,560 They have a song called Beer. Hilarious. 810 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,240 Listen to it, it's so good. Have you guys seen? 811 00:43:54,320 --> 00:44:01,640 Beer is good. Beer is good and stuff. 812 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,440 Yep, dead air, dead air, dead air, dead. 813 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:08,520 Air listening to stuff. Stop looking at my derriere. 814 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,360 This is funny. So I put on Justin Bieber's Baby 815 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,840 right as the as the karaoke music. 816 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:19,480 But it what works out perfect is if you plug in the psychosocial 817 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,960 words. OK. 818 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,360 Watch the Psychoso Psychosocial is 0. 819 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,720 Yeah. Watch the Psychosocial is a song 820 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,240 by Slipknot. Psychosocial Baby. 821 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,040 There's a. Slipknot is. 822 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:37,360 OK, so there's actually a Slipknot I Spice Girls mix up 823 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,720 and it's actually really good. That's crazy. 824 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,600 It's a sulfur and if you want to be my lover like mixed because 825 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,400 they are the same BPM and it actually worked out perfectly. 826 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,160 If you want to breathe my sulfur, that's awesome. 827 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,760 Yeah. I won't let you watch it to get 828 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,560 open it. Browser lane Liberty insurance. 829 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,880 I like ads. So Alex Slipknot's one of the 830 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,360 only famous sayings that come out of Iowa. 831 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,760 I was kidding. I know what Slipknot is. 832 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,040 Besides, it's so good. What's his name? 833 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,520 There's a couple actors. Kiefer Sutherland. 834 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,080 Kiefer Sutherland and then what's? 835 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,480 His name? It wasn't Kiefer Sutherland. 836 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,840 I was just kidding. The spice, that's amazing, 837 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,240 that's. 72 I forget what his name is. 838 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,320 Danny Masterson, the guy that's in prison. 839 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,520 So we're great, Amelie Kunis. Ashton Kutcher. 840 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,160 He's from Ames. Is he really? 841 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,720 There's a few actors. I'm pretty sure Dennis Quaid is 842 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,800 from Iowa. There's a few pretty good actors 843 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,160 that are from Iowa. Or no Iowa City Jack back from 844 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,240 Iowa City. I've been down eight mile where 845 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,640 the movie was shot. Yeah, Spice Miles. 846 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,720 I've. Lost him dude. 847 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:48,640 He was crying the whole time around town. 848 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,600 Oh yeah? Well, I used to live in Gary, 849 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,000 IN. Yeah. 850 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,160 Yeah, we where the whole. World is getting better now. 851 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,960 Scare we go we. Yeah, we go we that's. 852 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,760 Yeah, I'm from Gary, IN, too. I've been there. 853 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,720 It's not that bad. You just have to fire your gun 854 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,840 and have a wild look in your eye at all times. 855 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,880 Just carry a sword on your back, that'll work. 856 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,440 That, too. It works better when you're 857 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,160 really tall because I tried the sword and they were like, you 858 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,360 ain't got nothing. But then I pulled, like, this 859 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,280 bazooka out of my pocket and they're like, oh, we're done. 860 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,720 OK there, man. I was like, yeah. 861 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,640 Oh, you're going to be the craziest one out there because 862 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,840 Bob's crazy, like with a sword on his back, right? 863 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,880 But all he needs to do is meet somebody crazier who has like a, 864 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,120 you know, like with a crowbar or a cheese grater. 865 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,440 Well, so, so the only, the only, my only match in Gary, IN would 866 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,560 be somebody on crack and they'd have to be currently at that 867 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:44,680 moment, which in that case, then the way I the way I have to 868 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,720 match them then is to also do crack. 869 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,560 Oh yeah. And then and then I become at 870 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:53,560 that point more crazy than them. So is it like they like it has 871 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,400 to be like a time specific window that they're on crack or 872 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,920 is it like like, you know, like they they just heated the spoon 873 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:03,280 and just smoked it type of deal? Kind of sort of. 874 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,840 I don't, I don't. Yeah, It it, it kind of sort of 875 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,480 would have to be. They don't do it with a spoon. 876 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,920 It's they usually it's like in a makeshift. 877 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,840 Yeah, no, it's OK. It's it's usually like in a 878 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,920 makeshift pipe. Whatever, whatever they get. 879 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,960 If they get their hand on some aluminum foil, that's good 880 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,240 enough. So they can use like a like a 881 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,560 Sprite can or something. Probably. 882 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,080 I guess we had something to cut it with. 883 00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:26,720 They do. I do know the. 884 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,360 And I don't know what he's vibing to. 885 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,200 I do know the quick start down the street eventually had to 886 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:40,360 pull in their, their air hose from the the, the free air, the 887 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,400 tire fill station. Yeah, from the tire fill 888 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,040 station. They had to pull the air hose in 889 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,000 because it kept getting stolen because people wanted people 890 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,600 wanted the fittings to make a pipe out of it. 891 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,680 Not a warm, not a cold spoon around. 892 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,160 I guess this just works really well. 893 00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,200 I just really wanted that. Just think, if we would have 894 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,360 actually blown up that gas station, that wouldn't have 895 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,200 happened. Right. 896 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,760 No, 100% then that was the one that it was happening. 897 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,720 That that's what makes that even more funny. 898 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,960 Arson has its perks. Yeah. 899 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:14,400 In this instance, yes, yeah, it's a butterfly effect, yeah. 900 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,680 Joe, you have to make that the title. 901 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:20,800 What? Arson has Arson has its perks. 902 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,440 It does sound like a UTT title. It was unintentional. 903 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,680 Just so everybody's aware, we do not condone any acts of arson. 904 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,120 No, we don't. No, we don't. 905 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,680 I do not. This cannot be used in court of 906 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:39,840 law. You. 907 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,960 See that burnt down house? No. 908 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,120 That was my followers. I want you guys to find that 909 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,480 abandoned house on your block and. 910 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,240 Burn it down, get arrested. It's free speech. 911 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:52,160 It's protected. I know. 912 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,960 Free speech doesn't cover arson, cheddar. 913 00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,960 I'm not. I'm not. 914 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,720 Telling them to hurt people. I'm just saying. 915 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,600 It's like, it's like when you wear rubber, like sometimes it 916 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,520 doesn't. Work, Derek. 917 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,880 When you wake up and me and gravy, gravy, gravy. 918 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,280 Team 6 is behind you. Gravy. 919 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,720 Team 6. We're going to be messed up, 920 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,160 man. We're going to kidnap you and 921 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,440 put you in the tail next to Diddy. 922 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,440 You'll be on the rap album. Your new name is going to be 923 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,720 baby oil, Derek.