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The Main Menu podcast presents 
Z&D under the table. 

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So you went deer watching. 
How did that? 

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Yes, the good old deer watching.
Well, I did come back with 

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something this year. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, a ticket. 
A brand new baby boy. 

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Oh Dang it. 
Ticket, Dang it. 

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So we did not realize I every 
year I've applied for because I,

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I applied for the licenses. 
It's just easier. 

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I do it online, do it for 
everybody. 

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And years ago when we first 
started, my dad told me which 

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counties put down. 
He said put down Union County. 

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That was our primary and the the
secondary was Jackson. 

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I don't even remember if you 
said Jackson or Williamson. 

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You know, you, you kind of lose 
track of things over the years. 

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I thought I was under the 
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we could hunt in either one of 
those two counties. 

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Doesn't it? 
I I thought so it does not. 

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It means that if one county is 
full, then the other county will

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can be the place you hunt. 
And I and I feel, I feel stupid 

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now about it, but I did not 
think like we've been out there 

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for seven or eight years every 
year now. 

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We've not one time seen ADNR. 
We didn't think that, you know, 

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yeah, there's rules obviously, 
and obviously you need to follow

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them. 
But it was just, you know, it's 

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one of those things you didn't 
think was a lot of things were 

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that big of a deal. 
And we were opening day, we were

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literally in the van and we were
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I had I was getting ready to 
shift into gear and all of a 

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sudden this truck flies in front
of us, this F-150 and prevents 

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us from going anywhere. 
OK, DNR awesome. 

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Sound like I go so. 
It just happened to see you. 

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I so he saw us and there's so 
there's some. 

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We don't know if they're 
Russians or what nationality 

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they are. 
They sound like them. 

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They're either Russian or 
Slavic, something along those 

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lines. 
Not, not, definitely not Polish.

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That's what I thought at first. 
Really, really great guys. 

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They're out there every year. 
Every year they walk away with 

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three or 4 deer or more like 
these these guys are every year 

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they, they get, they weren't 
getting anything this year 

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either. 
Well, he pulled up and he went, 

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went over to them and I was 
like, I looked at my brother and

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I was like, so do we go around 
him? 

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Like I, I don't, I don't know 
what I'm supposed to do here 

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because it's not, he's not a 
cop. 

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I'm in a vehicle. 
I'm not hunting. 

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He he technically, I wouldn't 
think I'd have the right to like

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actually stop me because I'm not
hunting. 

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I may be on hunting, like in a 
park where people do hunt, but I

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mean, you know, so he's, so we, 
we sat there and waited and he 

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finally, you know, got around to
us and asked to see our licenses

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and all that stuff. 
And so, you know, the hunting 

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license and all that. 
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So showed it to him and and he's
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because the park is complaining 
because none of the hunters have

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been signing in. 
And I said, what do you mean 

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signing in? 
Well, you're supposed to sign 

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in, in and out every day when 
you hunt in the park. 

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I. 
Was there a sign in on notepad 

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somewhere? 
Yes, there is. 

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There's like a Ranger station. 
What? 

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And my dad's, my dad said after 
the fact, he's like, yeah, I 

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kind of knew we were supposed 
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And I was like, Dang, I wish you
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know? 
Yeah, Well, usually. 

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They don't care about that 
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I don't know exactly exactly. 
Like 99% of the time. 

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Yeah, so. 
So I was like, I we've been 

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doing this for years. 
I had no idea that there was a 

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place to sign in. 
I, there's I, there's no signs 

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around. 
There's nothing. 

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He's like, yeah, I need to talk 
to the park about doing that. 

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And so, you know, all right, 
whatever deal it is. 

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So that's a $200 ticket. 
It is, but it's a $200 ticket. 

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Just just that the fact that I 
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or my my gear permit also 
reached a $200 fine. 

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He handed me a pen and he's 
like, here, go ahead and sign 

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those. 
It is ridiculous. 

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And I was like, OK. 
And he was like, yeah, those. 

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That's a, you know, I could have
given you a ticket for that. 

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And I was like, oh, OK. 
I I didn't even know that that 

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was a deal. 
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I mean, I can literally sign 
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I'm signing them right now. 
Like, you think I'm going to be 

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impersonating Elmer T Fudd? 
Like what's up? 

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You know, And so then he was 
like, he goes, well, where are 

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you guys hunting at? 
And I, I pointed to where I was 

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hunting. 
I hunt down a fire line. 

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It's it's more open area, but 
it's where the deer all bed down

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and like a lot of deer bed down 
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And so I was like, I hunt down 
over here, my dad's in the woods

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a little ways over here. 
And then my brother's probably a

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good half a mile or so past him,
maybe, you know, 3/4 of a mile, 

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something like that. 
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OK, you, you, you guys realize 
you're in Union County, right? 

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Or Jackson County, right. 
And I was like, I said, no, 

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we're in Union as far as I knew.
Oh, jeez, no, you're in Jackson.

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And I, he goes, well, the park 
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I said I, I thought I, I didn't 
realize that. 

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And he said, well, the park is 
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you're in. 
You're on the Jackson side. 

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So dumb. 
Officer, again, none of us had 

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any, any idea, no, no idea 
whatsoever. 

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And he goes, well, yeah, you're 
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the Union, OK. 
What kind of measurement is 

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that? 
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measurement, you know, I mean, 
but like who? 

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Says that this guy. 
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Exactly like. 
Like exactly exactly. 

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Just from that you can just. 
And he was missing the front 

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grill on his on his truck too, 
like my brother kept saying. 

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I'd really like to know how he 
came to miss his the the grill 

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on the front of his truck. 
I would too, honestly. 

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Officer, are you aware that 
you're missing your front grill?

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Right. 
He talked back to me, boy. 

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He says, well, I'm gonna, I'll 
talk to my supervisor. 

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You know, hopefully it won't be 
a big deal. 

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My goodness. 
He goes, he goes, did you get 

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anything today? 
And we're like, no, I mean, you 

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don't see anything, do you? 
Good. 

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And he's like, well, it's a good
thing you didn't because he said

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that would have been a, that'd 
be a felony, man. 

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Felony. 
Are you kidding me? 

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So like, I literally could. 
Never exactly. 

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So I literally could never hunt 
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I could no longer own a gun. 
Technically, I could purchase a 

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gun ever again. 
I wouldn't even be able to vote.

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I I think after a while they've 
changed some things now to 

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where, you know, after a period 
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changed around. 
Sometimes you can get your 

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record expunged, whatever. 
So, but like what? 

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I committed hunting in the wrong
county, which all three of us 

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did. 
He left my dad alone, 

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thankfully. 
He's like, oh, you're a you're 

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you're a, what do you call it? 
The disabled veteran all. 

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I'm not even going to look at 
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You're not even here. 
It's like, well, good, you know?

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Good. 
Leave him alone, you know, Yeah,

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Yeah. 
Even though it's just kind of 

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his fault. 
I could have looked better. 

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I could have looked better. 
I could have paid attention 

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better. 
So he he he's comes back and 

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he's like, yeah, I got to give 
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You know, sorry, I really tried 
hard, guys. 

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Whatever, man. 
Just just be a man about it, you

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know, just say, you know, the 
guys in their own county. 

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I made a decision. 
Yeah. 

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And I'm just, I'm giving you a 
ticket for it. 

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All right, man. 
You know, instead it's really 

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sorry, guys. 
OK. 

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I mean, it sucks. 
Whatever you are. 

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Like a lot. 
I'm sure you're. 

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Really, I, I was like, I, I'm, 
I'm sure you've stopped us from 

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doing some sort of heinous crime
that could have killed someone, 

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you know, I mean, honestly. 
So yeah, I'm sure you heard I 

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roll. 
So whatever. 

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So like, so the next day we go 
inside, we find the sign in 

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sheet. 
We sign in and there is AQR code

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of, of the map of the park. 
I've never seen a map of the 

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park. 
It clearly shows what half is 

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union and what half is Jackson. 
Had we signed in and had we 

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known that we were supposed to 
sign it out, we would have seen 

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the map. 
We wouldn't have made the 

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mistake that we made. 
And were you in fact 6/10 of a 

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mile? 
6/10 of a mile it was, it's, 

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it's literally like Dang it. 
It's like. 

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It's like, but it's like. 
Getting right there. 

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Yeah, yeah, it was right there. 
And it's like, but it's like 

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literally getting a ticket for 
doing two or three miles an hour

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over the speed limit. 
You know it's a break. 

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It's for doing 6/10 over the 
speed limit. 

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Right, right. 
Yeah, my fault. 

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The the same park, there should 
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It shouldn't be like a hard line
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If you so out on the road, if 
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is a sign that said that shows 
Union County on the road. 

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But when you're in the park, 
yeah, in the woods, how you 

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supposed to know? 
Out in the woods. 

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You don't know when we went to 
it, right? 

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But now we when we went to 
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Union County, there was actual 
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There was like there was, there 
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indicating like had we went to 
to a place like that? 

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Because we go to the same spot 
every year pretty much, you 

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know, sometimes down the road, 
you know, like less than six 

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cents of a mile, you know? 
Right, right. 

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Right. 
So that my brother, he's he 

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says, well, he goes, I'm 
fighting this and I, I can't 

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because I'm not going to travel,
you know, 10 hours one way just 

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to go to court and fight 
something ridiculous because. 

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Yeah, just it's not worth it so.
But my brother his. 

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Ticket. 
He says, he says, well, I'm 

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going to go to, I'm going to 
call the state's attorney and 

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see if we hopefully can't just 
get it, get mine dropped. 

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And if I get mine dropped, then 
I should be able to get yours 

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dropped pretty easily. 
I was like, well, just let me 

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know what's happening because 
I'll, I'll make sure I pay the 

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fine before the date because 
it's, it's not even, it was 

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like, I think it's three weeks. 
It wasn't even that long. 

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It's not, but it's just, it's 
just annoying because I didn't, 

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it's not even a safety thing, 
you know, it's a, it's a 

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bureaucratic thing, the, the 
entire thing. 

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And that's, and that's what 
makes it frustrating. 

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Like it's. 
Been Illinois thing. 

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It is, it is. 
Well, I mean it, I don't know. 

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I, I don't know. 
I'm not sure how I haven't 

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actually gotten gotten a, a 
hunting license in Iowa yet. 

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I don't know if they go by 
county or, or you know how, 

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because I can kind of understand
like you want so many hunters in

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every county. 
Like, I get that, that that kind

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of makes sense, you know, and 
that kind of is a safety thing. 

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If you have too many hunters in 
one area because they've seen, 

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you know, there's a higher deer 
population there, you do run a 

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risk of somebody accidentally 
getting shot. 

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I I get that. 
But again, 6/10 of a mile. 

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Oops, we're sorry. 
We did, We did not realize it. 

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And I realized people lie all 
the time. 

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He could clearly tell that we 
were lying. 

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I'm it wouldn't have been. 
I mean, like we were all shut. 

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Like I, my jaw dropped when he 
said that. 

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I was like, what? 
And then and then you sort of 

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fussing at my my dear permit. 
He says, well, it doesn't say on

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here that you're non resident as
well. 

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I am a non resident and I paid 
for non resident. 

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It's that's 300 bucks for the 
non resident license. 

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I I guarantee you that's a non 
resident permit. 

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Well, I'm going to have to call 
this in. 

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I mean, you do you Dudley do 
right. 

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I mean, it's it's all good. 
I mean, I really just wanted to 

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be super snarky with the guy and
I wasn't because I I know 

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better. 
But yeah, it was frustrating. 

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So that kind of messed up our 
whole trip and kind of, I mean, 

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you know, and then dad looks at 
me the next day. 

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No. 
And then dad looks at looks at 

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me on Saturday and he's like 
this probably last year I'm 

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hunting. 
And that's just like, that's 

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like a punch in the gut, you 
know, and I get it. 

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Like, and then he said that and 
I was like, why? 

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You know, and and then I 
thought, Oh yeah, you're going 

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to be 80 next year. 
Like. 

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And then he, he fell like 3 or 4
times. 

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I saw him fall one time. 
He got up into themselves when 

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he fell, you know, and he didn't
hit hard or anything. 

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He just he knows how to. 
Fall. 

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Well, it's the fact. 
Yeah, it's just the fact of it. 

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And I don't want him to get hurt
and Dang it, just like you said,

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I don't, I don't, I don't want 
it to happen like that. 

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You know, man, to have the last 
year, remember that last year we

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went hunting and how horrible 
it. 

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Was, you know, getting a deer. 
Yeah, that's how we wanted to, 

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you know. 
That's how I feel about like our

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camping trip, like the last one 
wasn't so great. 

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It's like I want to, I want to 
redo, you know, Yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah, agreed, Agreed. 
It wasn't awful, but yeah, all 

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the. 
Wasn't great bugs. 

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Were terrible. 
And that's. 

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Maybe we should go like. 
Godly. 

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Like August late or like late 
winter like. 

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I'm August, late winter like 
April after the ice just breaks.

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That, yeah. 
But I mean, that's what we did 

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basically and and that didn't 
help. 

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Well, we went in May, mid-May. 
Oh, was it May? 

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OK, I guess I thought it was 
more April. 

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Well, when, when that year, 
though, when we went, the ice 

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had only been broke for like a 
week or two. 

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Like, we were starting to get a 
little concerned. 

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I remember. 
Yeah. 

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It's a delicate balance, I 
guess. 

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I just, you know, maybe we 
should just go in middle of 

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freaking December. 
I'm gonna hold it. 

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I mean, that's probably when 
we're gonna see all the pieces. 

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Anyway, well, I mean, you know 
you can you can rent like dog 

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sled teams, right? 
No kidding. 

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Yeah, that would be. 
Cool. 

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Yeah, the frozen lake and 
everything. 

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Yeah, I just say there's like a.
Hike on the lake. 

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Well, they've got like you can 
get like the the teepees and 

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stuff with the stoves in them. 
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I 

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definitely want, I definitely 
want to fire in my in my teepee.

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I mean, we're out in the middle.
I got. 

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I got a teepee right now. 
Just thinking about it, we all 

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got a cuddle for warmth. 
Yeah, naked. 

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Naked. 
Yeah, duh. 

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Skin on skin. 
I mean, it's not a, it's, it's 

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not a gay thing. 
It's just, you know, it's a. 

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Posture thing. 
Survival thing. 

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Yeah, cuddle naked or we like 
this flare. 

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I mean, you know, in the tent. 
Not a great idea. 

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Wants to be that guy that calls 
for help, you know? 

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Exactly. 
I'd rather call for my. 

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What are you, Sissy? 
Come on, get over here. 

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Get to get. 
Over here bro, my clothes are 

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wet. 
You got to take all my clothes 

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off you. 
Got to take all you got. 

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Survival. 
Man. 

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Joey, I saw you pour water all 
over yourself. 

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I. 
Don't know, I don't know about 

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all that, but. 
I thought I take it you 

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survived. 
You survived the day then, 

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Danny. 
Yeah, yeah, I've only shoveled 

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like 6 * 7 times Christmas. 
I was out all day. 

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Winter storm, huh? 
I've had, I've had two snow 

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blowers going. 
It's yeah, it's been crazy. 

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I shovelled yesterday at like. 
Coming here. 7-6 or seven 

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yesterday, 6-7 and then got as 
soon as Joey and I got done last

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night, I shovelled again. 
That was about midnight. 

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I woke up at 6:30. 
Shovelled again. 

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Shovelled again at like 
11:00-ish. 10/30/11 Shovelled 

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again at 2-3 somewhere there and
then shoveled again at like 6. 

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Golly, I was up at 5:00 and I 
dug out and went and took care 

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of the dogs and then dug them 
out and then came back and 

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finished everything up here at 
the house. 

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And then went out and did a did 
a friend's house, did Colleen's 

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house. 
And yeah, that was, and I've 

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done neighbors and, you know, I 
saw the elderly couple and not 

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elderly, but I mean, he's not a 
great health across the street 

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and I saw them. 
Hey, you need help? 

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Yeah, we wouldn't. 
We wouldn't mind it. 

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All right, I'll be right over. 
You know, that kind of stuff. 

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So I mean all day. 
Yeah, I took care of my driveway

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several times. 
I mean, there's probably good 

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like inch and a half sit on it 
right now. 

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I'll probably take care of it 
later tonight, but. 

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At least an inch and a half 
isn't, you know, you keep on. 

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It's not awful. 
That was my thoughts. 

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Huge. 
It's like if I if I keep up on 

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it, it's going to be a whole lot
better than it would be if I 

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just didn't touch it. 
And now I've got 14 inches. 

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To shovel right, that's, that's 
what I used to do and back when 

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that's all I had was just, you 
know, now I, I'm always doing 

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several people's houses and. 
So I knew. 

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I knew that it was coming 
because whatever hits Iowa just 

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hits Michigan. 
Right. 

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Right, everything travels E 
Apparently so. 

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We got it. 
We got that already. 

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We we didn't get as much snow as
you guys, but we got hit with it

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and we warmed up enough for it 
to rain the whole next day. 

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So most of the time I was gone. 
And wipe it out, man. 

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I knew it was coming and I have 
street parking so I let out a 

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tarp. 
That's why it's one of those 

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things I can just remove the 
tarp and have a. 

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Oh yeah, yeah, good job. 
That'll do it. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, the IT, it shouldn't be as

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bad by the time it gets to you. 
I think it's supposed to shrink 

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a little bit, but it's. 
Maybe two or three inches. 

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We didn't get too much at all. 
I think it's still snowing as I 

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looked and I think we're sitting
at like 1415. 

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So as of three PM 3, somewhere 
in that, that area, we had like 

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13.2 inches or something. 
Yeah. 

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And we are right on the edge of 
it. 

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And that sucker is just 
rotating. 

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And yeah, it's, it's definitely 
heading for you, Joey. 

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I mean, this is like a stinking 
hurricane, A snow, a cane. 

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So we're trying to. 
Polar blast or whatever they 

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call it. 
Vortex Polar. 

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Vortex Polar. 
Polar money shot, whatever they 

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want to call it, it feels like. 
It's yeah, it's Father 

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Christmas. 
Is money shot? 

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Yeah. 
We're trying to start up work 

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today coming off the holiday, 
and they sent out a mass text I 

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get new. 
And it was like, nobody's gonna 

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be at work after four. 
Nobody come in tonight. 

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We're gonna try again at 10 AM 
tomorrow. 

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Good. 
Yeah, just save your energy and 

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just schedule Friday after 
Thanksgiving off. 

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Why do we gotta come back for 
one day? 

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Yeah. 
Come on, Black Friday is a 

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holiday for us. 
We. 

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Paid for it, yeah. 
I don't get it. 

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Oh you don't work Black Friday? 
I didn't work Black Friday 

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either. 
I work. 

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Honestly I had the whole weekend
off as well which was crazy. 

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I like slow season jobs. 
I used I used PTO for Wednesday 

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so I've had I've had since 
Wednesday off. 

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Nice. 
But I go to nights next week 

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which is not fun. 
Yeah. 

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Could imagine. 
Yeah, you know, switching your 

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schedule from days and nights to
days and nights, right? 

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My favorite, honestly, that's 
that's what that's my goal in 

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life is just never have the same
schedule. 

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This. 
Changes drastically every single

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day. 
I'm just, I'm here for now. 

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Yeah, well, you know, at least 
you don't ever get used to 

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anything. 
Well, yeah, neither does your 

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body. 
You know, Come, come Thursday 

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evening when I arrive at work 
for my last day, I'll come, 

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I'll, I'll be shuffling along 
like a good old Walker off The 

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Walking Dead. 
Are we making the same noises, 

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too? 
Somebody asked me questions. 

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So I felt I was all day, man. 
I felt like a Moody little big 

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bait with a little big baby. 
I felt like a big baby all day 

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just whining and crying. 
I hate this stuff. 

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I just felt like an old man all 
day just going like Oh my back. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. 
Do a bunch of stuff, clean up 

395
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the yard and your snow was 
coming. 

396
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Yeah. 
See, that's what I did Saturday.

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No, today's Saturday. 
That's what I did Friday. 

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There we go. 
Did you did you pre lay all your

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jelk all over the place Joe to 
help it not freeze over? 

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00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,760
Yeah, yeah, that's what I've 
I've you've told me that it 

401
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helps so it. 
Does help. 

402
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,360
It does help. 
I noticed a. 

403
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Little difference. 
So I've noticed that 20% 

404
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decrease in ice build up. 
If you pre jelk into a bucket 

405
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and then take that bucket and 
lay it all out. 

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Oh my. 
Goodness, I I even needed some 

407
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,120
hits this year because I didn't 
have enough. 

408
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,600
Yeah, emailed. 
Us about a gallon, yeah. 

409
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,680
Cheese. 
Was it a gallon? 

410
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,360
Oh, actually, that's what. 
A little bit. 

411
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,840
Well, I think of the top crust a
little bit, but that's fine 

412
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because then you could put it 
like in the salt throwers. 

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So. 
Oh yeah. 

414
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It's fine. 
A little sprinkle. 

415
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You salt there, sprinkle it. 
Sprinkle salt there. 

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00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:47,240
Yeah, it's in my fingernails. 
It's in my fingernail finger. 

417
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:54,560
Looking good, yaki. 
So we get on some chicken. 2011 

418
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Herbs and spices. 
That's what the Colonel was 

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doing. 
He was pretty joking it. 

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Love made with love. 
Made with lots of love. 

421
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,400
Truthfully, I. 
Think that's the wrong L word 

422
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,760
you guys are thinking of? 
Lesbian. 

423
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,880
I don't know that. 
Not that one either. 

424
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Licking. 
Semen. 

425
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,000
What? 
Yeah. 

426
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,760
All I know is all I know is 
this. 

427
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,640
This is the noise that was kept 
coming from Colonel Sanders 

428
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office. 
Yeah. 

429
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,920
Colonel Sanders, Huh. 
Colonel Sanders? 

430
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,080
Yeah. 
Very effeminate Colonel Sanders.

431
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,800
Sexy boy. 
Sexy little boy so you. 

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00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,200
Said you said that you do all 
the pre jelkin. 

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00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,320
So this pre first thing I, well,
first I thought of it's like in 

434
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the first few seconds. 
So there's mutant in Sons of the

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Forest called Fingers and it 
will often stand there and it 

436
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,240
looks like it's just spewing all
over the place. 

437
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,400
I wonder if the developers just 
kind of saw my like, saw my pre 

438
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ritual. 
It's on my driveway like Friday.

439
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:14,280
I was out there doing this. 
See it it they call it fingers, 

440
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,760
but if you look at them, they do
not look like fingers. 

441
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,880
They they look like other things
and then. 

442
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,760
Oh no, they're fingers. 
No. 

443
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,120
What do they look like? 
Those are those, Yeah. 

444
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,040
And it'll just stand there. 
Like you can be down in a cave 

445
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,520
and it'll be standing there and 
like, like it's bored for a 

446
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minute. 
And just start. 

447
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,120
Spewing, I just. 
Start jerking off. 

448
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:38,320
Yeah, it looks like delicious. 
I see. 

449
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,960
And then when you kill it, it 
does that. 

450
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,520
It spews all dirt off all the. 
Place well, I mean as I like my 

451
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,520
goal in life is when I die to 
just to rub one last one out. 

452
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,640
That's a quote, right? 
Can I beat Death? 

453
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,680
You know? 
Like you see those memes like 

454
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,440
Death, like he's like, hold on, 
we let him finish, you know? 

455
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,960
Hold on, let him finish. 
Yeah, you know, give me one last

456
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,880
time 1. 
Last time, yeah, I need 10 

457
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,640
seconds. 
That be the ultimate mom and dad

458
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,200
walking in on you. 
Mid thing would be death being 

459
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,640
like take him now. 
Nurse comes in dead eyes open, 

460
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,000
Rigor mortises stay in. 
Have you seen that whitest kidzy

461
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:25,040
nose sketch where he dies during
auto erotic asphyxiation? 

462
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,080
Oh my goodness. 
Oh yeah. 

463
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,000
I don't know what happened. 
He's like sitting there. 

464
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,600
He's like, I've got to do 
something. 

465
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,360
I got to use the Sonora. 
He finds me this way. 

466
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,000
He's like, I got to use my ghost
powers. 

467
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,600
And he's trying to, he's trying 
to like lift his pants. 

468
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,960
He's trying to move his hand 
like so he can lift his pants up

469
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,680
and his finger ends up going up 
his butt. 

470
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,440
Like there's a whole thing. 
Family comes up by taking 

471
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,520
pictures of him. 
It's great. 

472
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,080
It's hilarious. 
You should watch it sometimes. 

473
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,960
That whole thing was, was, was 
horrible. 

474
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,760
It all depends on your 
definition of. 

475
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,600
Horrible. 
But yeah, that is you. 

476
00:23:55,680 --> 00:24:00,640
You are correct. 
Horrible as in poor guy just 

477
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,560
trying to do something about it 
and. 

478
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,960
Yeah, yeah. 
It's not true. 

479
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,280
You just tell us about your eye.
What's it? 

480
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,640
I I don't know what happened I 
got a cat hair or something in 

481
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,000
my eye right before I I came 
down. 

482
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,760
All right, here's the story. 
Joe. 

483
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,120
He came out with a Turkey on 
Thanksgiving, and I didn't much 

484
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,320
appreciate that way that Turkey 
was looking. 

485
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,560
He was manhandling and that 
Turkey, I'll tell you. 

486
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,840
So I did not like the way that 
my dad was jiving with that 

487
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,840
Turkey. 
I was dancing with it. 

488
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,160
That's gonna be. 
Me. 

489
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,600
Yeah. 
Well I did what any first born 

490
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,440
son would do. 
I stripped down naked and I 

491
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,400
proceeded to box my dad and. 
Then I stuffed. 

492
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,840
Then I stuffed Turkey. 
Yeah, I stuffed that Turkey. 

493
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,680
We're both stuffed there. 
Yeah, at the same time. 

494
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,120
One way to do it. 
Happy Thanksgiving. 

495
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:57,440
And that Turkey saying? 
Let me tell you, I faced with 

496
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,040
that, I faced that Turkey for 
hours. 

497
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:10,640
Happy Thanksgiving indeed. 
Geez. 

498
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:16,520
Oh, which by the way, thank you 
for leaving that that pumpkin 

499
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,760
pie or pumpkin the. 
You're welcome. 

500
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,600
Oh yeah, yeah, the pecan pie, 
yeah. 

501
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,760
Yeah, yeah, I have been Timmy 
and I have been like it. 

502
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,400
It doesn't stand a chance. 
Nah, I'm about halfway through 

503
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,240
the other one I've been putting.
I put a vanilla scoop of ice 

504
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,320
cream on it with some caramel 
sauce. 

505
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,880
Go girl, a nice cup of coffee 
with it. 

506
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:46,160
Oh yeah, 100% Big boys R Us 
beautiful. 

507
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,640
Yeah. 
Honestly, no. 

508
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,840
I think mom ate the rest of the 
the dirt cake. 

509
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,680
That makes sense. 
That makes sense. 

510
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:56,120
Yeah, I saw it in a bowl and I 
was like, oh, Dang it. 

511
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,480
I would have liked to have had 
some of that, but I didn't get 

512
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,600
to. 
I was too busy fondling this 

513
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,200
pecan pie. 
Yeah, I was pretty upset there 

514
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,720
wasn't enough to take home. 
Fondling it? 

515
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:05,960
I'll bet. 
Yeah. 

516
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,520
No, I've definitely been 
fondling it. 

517
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,920
With my strong. 
Hand, Yeah, let me just put a 

518
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,560
Little Mix in here. 
I don't think that's how you're 

519
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,880
supposed to do it. 
What? 

520
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,120
How else do you do it? 
How else do? 

521
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,960
You do your love to the to the 
chef. 

522
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,000
I don't think how are. 
You supposed to melt the butter 

523
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,000
in the in the. 
You know, like medieval times, 

524
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,400
European countries, like if you 
burped or farted, you know, that

525
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,360
meant like, oh, they're enjoying
this food, right? 

526
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,200
That's not Excel. 
That's in American culture. 

527
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,240
I thought you had to. 
Fondle it and like fist the food

528
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,560
in order to show your 
appreciation. 

529
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,200
For it, right, right. 
Yeah, 100. 

530
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,080
Percent. 
I fisted the Turkey. 

531
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,440
Before and after, yeah, you got 
you got a raw dog it. 

532
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,800
Well, yeah, well, no, I spit on 
my hand. 

533
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,480
First what? 
Yeah. 

534
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,960
And I'm glad I fried that thing.
Oh yeah. 

535
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:02,400
You know what I saw somebody do?
I saw somebody that too. 

536
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,480
I saw somebody do a a Cajun 
seafood boil. 

537
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,840
Yeah, that's what I said to 
that. 

538
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,320
Oh yeah, yeah. 
Was that you? 

539
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,240
Yeah, that was on TikTok. 
Yeah, if we ever get. 

540
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,680
Together Thanksgiving, like we 
do a guys trip around 

541
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,120
Thanksgiving and we have our 
families. 

542
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:22,560
I'd like to do a Cajun fry 
instead like a boil because I 

543
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,640
don't honestly really like 
Turkey all that much. 

544
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,000
It looked good. 
Like Turkey either, but they 

545
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,480
took the Turkey and they boiled 
it with all like the seafood 

546
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,680
boil mix. 
That was a lot of like 5 lbs of 

547
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,440
seasoning in that water. 
That's a lot. 

548
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,200
That's how you do it, I guess. 
And then season with like the 

549
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,640
juices. 
Yeah. 

550
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,800
Getting a juicy Turkey. 
Otherwise it's just so dry. 

551
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,240
It's a. 
Ham guy. 

552
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,200
Oh, not when? 
Not when you fry it. 

553
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,560
When you fry it, when you fry 
it, it's always juicy. 

554
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,320
That's why I was saying. 
You deep fry it and then like 

555
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,360
let the juices settle over it, 
maybe in a pot later or 

556
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,520
something. 
Take like 12 sticks of butter 

557
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,000
and you show it up in between 
the skin. 

558
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,520
Then it won't be. 
Dry, yeah, so yeah, and and the 

559
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,920
other I kind of I kind of this 
last year I kind of wanted a 

560
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:10,160
spats cock it and then just 
shove it full of butter and I 

561
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,160
didn't I don't want to smoke it.
You'd what with the spatula. 

562
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,320
No, it's a spatchcock it. 
Hey, banging the spatula. 

563
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,080
Yeah, I've heard of that 
spatchcock. 

564
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,800
It it sounds like it cooks it 
better. 

565
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,440
Yeah, it's more even. 
Yeah. 

566
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,160
So you remove, you remove the 
spine and then you break 

567
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,360
breastbone. 
So it like flattens out. 

568
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,640
Yep. 
And you you beat it into 

569
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,720
submission. 
You break a small bird and I'm a

570
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,000
human and birds aren't real and 
you break the drone programming 

571
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,200
in it here because I have your 
time. 

572
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,480
That sounds like some. 
Birds are real. 

573
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,960
Well, you know, So what was it 
the one the one guy on oh, what 

574
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,840
was that show? 
Mythbusters. 

575
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,320
Nope, that was Mythbusters. 
Nope. 

576
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,160
The dangers. 
I'm asking the the superhero 

577
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,240
show on HBO Max. 
The boys. 

578
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,640
The wrestling. 
That's that's probably. 

579
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,720
Yep. 
Can't think of his name either. 

580
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,400
I'm drawing a blank. 
It's been a long day. 

581
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,160
The wrestler. 
It's coming. 

582
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,960
Patriotic. 
Oh, Peacemaker. 

583
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,840
There we go. 
Do you really want? 

584
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,760
Do you really want to taste 
that? 

585
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,520
So the one, the one officer he 
was, he was bird blind. 

586
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,440
Yeah, he's got bird blindness. 
Yeah. 

587
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,960
Yeah, he's got bird blindness 
and eagerly was was just eagerly

588
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,120
was tearing him a new one. 
And he was like, that pigeon was

589
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,000
trying to kill me. 
Yeah, it reminded Eagle. 

590
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,480
It reminded me remind me how 
Cletus chick can't remember 

591
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,880
names? 
Reminds me how I can't remember 

592
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,600
names. 
Reminds me of how I don't see 

593
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,000
race. 
Yeah. 

594
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:50,880
Wait, what you do? 
You do, I don't know. 

595
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,960
Any time there's a black man 
headed towards us, you always 

596
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,840
cross the street and hold your 
purse real close and. 

597
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,800
Take this purse. 
That's not what I do. 

598
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,520
It's not because he's black. 
I can't tell if he's black or 

599
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:07,880
not, if I get a funny feeling in
the pit of my stomach. 

600
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,480
As you noticed, I did it when 
the Pomeranian was yes as well. 

601
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,320
That's true, I just thought you 
were Sissy towards dogs. 

602
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,120
I just can't see. 
I can't see race or dog. 

603
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:24,480
Breeds or dog breeds? 
I thought that was like the 

604
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,440
biggest Bowman I've ever seen. 
Has anybody heard from Derek at 

605
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,200
all? 
I was kind of wondering about 

606
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,640
that. 
Have a bad feeling I messaged 

607
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,520
him and nothing so. 
We got a bad feeling I. 

608
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,400
Hope he's okay. 
I'm going to cry. 

609
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,040
Yeah, yeah. 
Last week, he missed. 

610
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,600
Oh, did he? 
Yeah. 

611
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,280
Yeah, it was only the this last 
week. 

612
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,640
Oh, I didn't realize it. 
Yeah. 

613
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,720
And then, you know, classical 
Diamond Dave and his Judy Chop 

614
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,120
came out. 
Yep, we saw the Judy chop. 

615
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,840
And is Ninji throwing stars? 
Ninji Star. 

616
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,360
That's pretty good. 
Guys forgotten that he 

617
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,080
campaigned that that that that 
con that was on the boat gave 

618
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,280
you talismans. 
He gave Diamond Dave their 

619
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,320
little golden disk and I. 
Did forget about that, he gave. 

620
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,960
Yeah, and he gave Joe an extra a
bit a bit of luck for one of for

621
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,760
a throw of his choosing. 
Yeah, I'm taking that in. 

622
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,280
I'm still you. 
Yeah. 

623
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,960
Carry over into the campaign. 
I won't take those away from 

624
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,440
here. 
Yeah. 

625
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,720
Reward, Dang it. 
What? 

626
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:25,680
What? 
Dang it? 

627
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,920
Advantage, Huh? 
What's Dang it? 

628
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:31,680
Wish I would have been here. 
I get an advantage all the duty 

629
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,280
jobs. 
I could have been. 

630
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,960
If I'd have had my equipment, I 
would have. 

631
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,520
And the angle of the angle is 
how you get the perfect duty 

632
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,840
talk. 
That's right, Joey, you would be

633
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,400
happy. 
The the house that we stayed in 

634
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,440
had a so they had a pretty nice 
setup, really, really nice 

635
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,880
looking setup for the for a 
computer down in the basement 

636
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,560
and it was a mini PC. 
Yeah. 

637
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,120
I did play on it. 
I do like mini PCs. 

638
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,400
I did play on it and it was it 
was adequate. 

639
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,960
It wasn't great, but it was 
adequate. 

640
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,840
In fact, it was garbage, but it 
was it was fine, I guess. 

641
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,160
I mean pretty much just. 
Right. 

642
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,480
So I mean, I, I don't know how 
much how much did you pay for 

643
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,560
years couple? 
It does what it needs to do. 

644
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,640
Yeah, it's I paid for like 250. 
There's nothing. 

645
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,520
OK, so that's not terrible, 
honestly, when you know. 

646
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,640
No, not at all. 
Kidding. 

647
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,160
Not to do what you needed to do,
No. 

648
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,760
Yeah, I can emulate and all that
crap on it. 

649
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,160
I did try to play Sons of the 
Forest and I was not able to, 

650
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,720
but that is higher. 
End Yeah, yeah. 

651
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,960
Can it wasn't able to play, I 
said. 

652
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,280
Can it play Crysis 2? 
I don't know. 

653
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,000
I did play Reclaim. 
I don't know if you remember 

654
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,440
that game Reclaim the the old 
zombie game that used to be on 

655
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,000
free online games. 
All that Flash game. 

656
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,600
Yeah, it was a Flash game. 
Yeah, we. 

657
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,000
Talked about it on here before. 
Yep, I I played that. 

658
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,080
And I'd play it. 
Obviously, and handled that just

659
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,400
fine. 
I don't think I remember that 

660
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,520
one. 
I remember the what was it 2 

661
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,960
Dead Dead city. 
Dead City 2. 

662
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,200
Chatter's getting on. 
There's a third one, the. 3rd 

663
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,720
1:00 on. 
PlayStation, but I forgot what 

664
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,800
the second one is. 
Oh, it was like you pick from 

665
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,040
like four or five different like
career paths. 

666
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,560
It was a side scroller. 
That that does sound. 

667
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,200
Familiar. 
Now these I'd always, I'd always

668
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,920
go as like the soldier or 
whatever because they had 

669
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,200
better, they were better with 
the guns. 

670
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:28,480
Yeah, well, in, in Reclaim, you 
take a, a block at a time, 

671
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,840
basically, and you, you build a 
fence around it and you, you 

672
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,560
look for zombies. 
You you find survivors, 

673
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:40,960
soldiers, scientists, leaders do
different different things to 

674
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:44,240
try and make things better. 
Super super simple game but a 

675
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,520
lot of fun. 
Really addictive. 

676
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,360
Have you have you guys finished 
watching the first half of 

677
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,880
Stranger Things? 
Episode 3 How? 

678
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,680
Do you guys like it? 
I I'm not watching. 

679
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,640
Love it, love it. 
It's good. 

680
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,040
It's all right. 
It's OK. 

681
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,720
That's all around the board, 
really. 

682
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,040
I've gone through all four 
episodes now, I'm very much 

683
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,239
told. 
Yes. 

684
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:12,280
Well, the last one's like an 
hour and a half long. 

685
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,840
Yeah, some of the things that 
they do, I'm like, oh, this is 

686
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,600
classic, like Stranger Things 
stuff. 

687
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,920
And then the other stuff, I'm 
just like, OK, you guys are just

688
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,840
convoluting the plot and you're 
just making things weird for no 

689
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,760
reason. 
Well. 

690
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,360
Yeah. 
I I was right. 

691
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:32,320
They're leaning, they're leaning
very heavy into the Robin's gay,

692
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,760
and so is Will. 
And that's what makes us better 

693
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,440
and stronger. 
Are you kidding me? 

694
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,920
Jeez. 
I haven't seen that. 

695
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,400
Well, you're on episode once he 
gets episode 4, you'll see it. 

696
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,520
Oh wow. 
It's it's, and it's kind of what

697
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,000
I, I suspected it last year or 
not last year, you know, five 

698
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,719
years ago when season 4 came 
out, but. 

699
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,880
Right. 
But in Season 4, like they made 

700
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:01,040
this big thing, this big deal of
like Will's gay and he likes I 

701
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:01,960
don't Mike. 
Is that his name? 

702
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,120
I don't know. 
I don't remember their names 

703
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,080
well. 
I guess they did say something. 

704
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,160
They did show something. 
They made a big deal about it. 

705
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,880
And Will was all sad because 
Mike didn't reciprocate the 

706
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,560
feeling and all that kind of 
stuff. 

707
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,040
Yeah. 
And so it's they're leaning 

708
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,680
it's, it's a classic, like 
modern take on. 

709
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,560
It's my identity. 
This is who I am. 

710
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,440
Yeah. 
Yeah, because. 

711
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,080
They don't know what else, 
right? 

712
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,920
I blame Vechta for Will being 
gay. 

713
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,640
Will wasn't gay before back 
then. 

714
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,040
Shoved his tentacle down his 
throat. 

715
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,480
That's true. 
You're not wrong. 

716
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,800
And then? 
He got the tentacle down his 

717
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,480
throat and he's like, I'm gay. 
I like that. 

718
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,880
Yeah. 
I like that. 

719
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,080
I mean, that's a, that's a 
classic. 

720
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,960
Was it hentai or whatever? 
And hentai too. 

721
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,400
Yeah. 
Because he was like, there was 

722
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,800
stuff traveling down that 
tentacle, didn't he? 

723
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,160
Was No. 
He was taking a load, no. 

724
00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:00,960
And it changed him. 
Yeah, it was, yeah, we've, we've

725
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,960
talked about that before for 
sure. 

726
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,520
Just if that's the way it is, 
then that's what it is, you 

727
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,320
know? 
But it it shouldn't, it doesn't.

728
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,320
It should not have to be made a 
big deal. 

729
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,120
It just, it didn't feel to me 
like in the previous Stranger 

730
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,640
Things seasons, like it feels 
like everybody's at risk. 

731
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,320
Like you don't know who's gonna 
die. 

732
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,280
Everybody's at risk. 
You never know what's gonna 

733
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,320
happen next. 
Every episode leaves. 

734
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,640
You have like a cliffhanger 
almost. 

735
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,840
And I just I'm not getting that 
feeling with this. 

736
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:32,440
Like even even in the first, in 
the second episode when I'm not 

737
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,960
going to spoil it because Joe's 
not seen it. 

738
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:38,440
But as I call him, Ted Walkham 
Wheeler, you know, the dad, even

739
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,400
when he was doing his stuff and 
he was walking him down, you 

740
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,600
know, even not even then I was 
like, he's fine. 

741
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,000
He ain't dying. 
Well, they did. 

742
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,440
They did have a moment and and 
again, I won't spoil it for for 

743
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,760
Joey, but I mean, there was the 
moment where it was kind of hit 

744
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,520
or miss with the two people. 
Geez, I don't know how to 

745
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,200
address that without like. 
The with the mom and the dad. 

746
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,200
Yeah, with the mom and the dad, 
yeah. 

747
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,840
Yeah, walk him down Wheeler. 
That's what I call him. 

748
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,400
Oh, OK. 
You hear that? 

749
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,320
You're that Christian custom he 
kept using. 

750
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,520
I don't know. 
No, you didn't. 

751
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,920
He was saying Dad, Gummit. 
And Oh yeah, he was using a lot 

752
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,720
of my words and I was like, 
that's me. 

753
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,840
Golf the other night and mom. 
Mom consumes 2 bottles of wine. 

754
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,640
Accurate anyways. 
And walk him down Wheeler. 

755
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,600
Clearly, that's where Nancy gets
her stuff from. 

756
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,840
Right. 
And they did like in Episode 4, 

757
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,760
they did do like a lot, like I 
said, a lot of the cool stuff 

758
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,920
they did in previous seasons 
that I thought was like, oh, OK.

759
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,120
Like this is like they're, you 
know, they're doing the thing 

760
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,120
they're they're getting ready to
hunt down, you know, the, the 

761
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,480
bad guys. 
Yeah, the demo. 

762
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,000
As soon as it as soon as it 
happens, it stops. 

763
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,800
You're like, oh, OK, I got four 
more episodes now that don't 

764
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,440
release until Christmas Day at 
8:00 PM. 

765
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,400
Cool, that's cool. 
It's Christmas new. 

766
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,760
Year's. 
Christmas. 

767
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,040
New Year's. 
Was it just one episode on New 

768
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,520
Year's like the final one or 
whatever? 

769
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,440
I think the final episode is New
Year's, Yeah. 

770
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,440
They're trying to suck a life 
out of as much as possible. 

771
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,080
Pretty ballsy. 
You make us wait five years, 

772
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,920
they make it. 
You split up the season after 

773
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,240
all that. 
Well, they're taking over the 

774
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,920
holidays. 
They took over Thanksgiving, 

775
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,960
they took, they're gonna take 
over Christmas and they're gonna

776
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,200
take over New Year's. 
But you're I mean like. 

777
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,040
Five years just released all 
episodes already the. 

778
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,360
Kids are 40 now, OK it right? 
And what are we doing? 

779
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,040
We're sitting there drooling 
with our mouths, you know, our 

780
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,880
dolls are slack and saying, oh 
man, can't wait for this to 

781
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,800
happen. 
Honestly, like I just want to go

782
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,080
back and watch season 3 like 
that was my favorite 1, you 

783
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,840
know, with the mall and stuff. 
I. 

784
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,880
Didn't like that one when it 
came out but. 

785
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,680
I have a better. 
Appreciation. 

786
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,480
For it I can watch it now you'll
see some some mall rats 

787
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,840
inspirations. 
Yeah, I get that. 

788
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,880
Yeah. 
Yeah, like season 3. 

789
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,720
Season 4 was honestly my 
favorite. 

790
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,280
I felt like season 4 was that 
perfect, really was. 

791
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,440
That was the first time they 
went hardcore. 

792
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:08,320
Everyone is very separate, like 
an inch separate, and then they 

793
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,760
come together for the most part.
So it's like. 

794
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:17,560
I agree. 
What up, baby? 

795
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:22,480
Yeah, What up, baby? 
Glad you're still alive. 

796
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,480
We were a little concerned I 
wasn't. 

797
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,040
Yeah, you were. 
Thank. 

798
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,720
Thank you. 
For your non concern. 

799
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,200
I. 
See how it is? 

800
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,040
You know how I know? 
He had trust in me, that's why. 

801
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,800
No, I'm watching, not about 
trust. 

802
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,040
Stuff happens. 
Oh, you're, you're watching me. 

803
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,320
Yeah, he had the cameras. 
No, I felt like it was going to 

804
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,560
be a different issue with. 
Each I was going to sing it 

805
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,920
Alex, but you. 
Need to what I like is how they 

806
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,600
brought it all together though 
it here it at the end you know 

807
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,200
every you know every time you 
thought you know first it was 

808
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,400
the demagogue and then it was 
the the mind flayer and. 

809
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,360
It was the Daniel Russians. 
There was Daniel Russians and 

810
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,720
the Mind Flayer. 
Yeah. 

811
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,920
And then it's Vecna. 
And now it was John Cena. 

812
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,800
Now it's super Vecna. 
I didn't watch John Cena. 

813
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,080
I've never seen 17 World 
champion. 

814
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,600
Yeah, and. 
His name is John Sheena. 

815
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,400
That's how they introduced him 
tonight on his last Premium Yeah

816
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,600
Live event. 
Oh, is that tonight? 

817
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,600
He's retired, isn't he? 
Oh, December 13th. 

818
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,920
He's all I have, by the way. 
I'm he's making. 

819
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,000
My personal day need to take a 
personal day on December 13th 

820
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,200
so. 
To jerk it. 

821
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,480
One last time. 
Movies and stuff. 

822
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,560
No, he's not in the ring 
shirtless and and touching men. 

823
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,640
Yeah, wait, we should be. 
You know what movies he's going 

824
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,440
to play in later. 
You don't know. 

825
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,200
I heard a clue. 
Shot's his story. 

826
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,640
Yeah, he's going to be in the 
sequel of Brokeback Mountain. 

827
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,520
Is the sequel of Broke Back? 
It's going to be me and him 

828
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,240
together. 2 backs. 
Broke my back again. 

829
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,200
Back we're just talking about 
like, why you need to retire. 

830
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,520
Broker. 
We was talking about why to 

831
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,800
retire, he goes. 
You know it's time and your 

832
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,040
body's telling you to stop when 
doing this hurts your hips. 

833
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:28,680
Yeah, I'd say so. 
No, just just waving his hand in

834
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,200
front of. 
How does that hurt your hips? 

835
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,920
Exactly. 
Because he's old and broken. 

836
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,440
I guess not. 
I guess I'm I guess I'm doing 

837
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,560
good guys. 
You're all. 

838
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,920
Right. 
I mean, you have a hard time 

839
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,400
pooping, apparently, but you're 
all right. 

840
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,040
I did a jump rope today and. 
That sounds like a terrible. 

841
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,920
Idea I agree. 
Yeah, it was horrible. 

842
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,600
If you ever feel kind of jump 
rope fat, you're definitely feel

843
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,200
fat if you jump rope. 
Oh yeah, your back fat starts 

844
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,760
flapping thought. 
I was going to take off, man. 

845
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,040
I was going to. 
Put a pole. 

846
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:06,560
Like a propeller. 
The whole house was shaken. 

847
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,920
When I jumped up I looked like a
chin hero from a boxing movie in

848
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,160
the 80s. 
Shut up. 

849
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,720
You shut up, Alex. 
You shut up. 

850
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,280
Yeah. 
Shut up, you're hot. 

851
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,760
Do you guys want to see how it 
is outside of my house right now

852
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,120
with all this snore that came 
in? 

853
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,800
Or I'd love to. 
It probably looks serious. 

854
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,720
You're really sick of mine. 
Snow. 

855
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,080
I'm eating. 
I'm sorry. 

856
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,040
Oh, you're OK. 
What are you eating? 

857
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:37,760
Sandwiches, Turkey money, Mayo 
and mustard. 

858
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,120
Oh yes, you know. 
What I had today make. 

859
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,200
Sounds. 
I had, AI had. 

860
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,000
A Like you were about to say, 
Turkey money and mustard. 

861
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,320
I was going to like money. 
I have. 

862
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,600
Money on your sandwiches. 
Disgusting, no? 

863
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,920
I had a some of us. 
I had a hard, I had a honey 

864
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,160
mustard ham. 
Yeah, it was cheese and. 

865
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,560
A little bit of Mayo. 
Yeah. 

866
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,520
So for reference, like we just 
opened the door and it's like up

867
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:09,320
like to my knees like it's not. 
Like mine, Yeah, they're 13 

868
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,840
inches we've got in in our area.
Imagine you're pretty close to 

869
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,360
that far. 
Yeah. 

870
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,560
I mean, you know, when you 
figure 6 inches is about this 

871
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:22,040
big, I mean, imagine how big 13 
inches is. 13 inches in the size

872
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,360
of a truck. 
Right, that's. 

873
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,120
Huge. 
That's huge. 

874
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,080
It's huge. 
It's ginormous. 

875
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,960
I look like, I'm sure I look 
like a crackhead while I'm out 

876
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,800
shoveling because I pop in 
headphones and I listen to the 

877
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,720
podcast and, you know, in 
preparation for tonight, I 

878
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,480
listen to the last couple 
episodes over like, you know, 

879
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,160
the seven times I've been 
shoveling today. 

880
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,480
So, you know, I'm just cutting 
up and laughing about Cletus 

881
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:52,200
wearing a dress and, you know, 
right, talking about that whole 

882
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,320
scenario. 
That whole scenario should went 

883
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,600
better. 
Well, I mean we to be fair for 

884
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,120
me better that was probably we 
spent 45 minutes fighting 7 

885
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,200
zombies so. 
No, Yeah, exactly. 

886
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,880
I mean, not I she would have. 
She she would have. 

887
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,120
She should have attacked you 
guys. 

888
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,040
I am going to go through and 
fully like remaster the episode 

889
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,840
so I will like cut up that like 
whole part. 

890
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,200
Well, it it wasn't just that. 
Like you can tell like all of 

891
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,960
our collective six brain cells 
stopped firing, right? 

892
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:27,240
I'm sorry about the beginning of
that combat at the GAS factory. 

893
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,440
Yeah, the music, the background 
music was too loud. 

894
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,000
Yeah, very loud right at the 
beginning, yeah. 

895
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,800
I had. 
I had to find a program to RIP 

896
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,680
music from voice. 
Oh so I put music back in but 

897
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,160
made the voice. 
Oh, and it fixed. 

898
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,080
It came out pretty good, but it 
was like I. 

899
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,840
Said I'm going to go through and
remaster. 

900
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,360
That was a problem with a lot of
the battle sequences and some of

901
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,080
some of our campaigns is I can I
can't hear what's going on, so I

902
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,720
can zone out because then I'm 
just listening to a bunch of 

903
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,920
random music. 
Yeah. 

904
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,520
I I try a. 
Big issue. 

905
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,520
But for some reason, Mr. 
Masters. 

906
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,640
It's only so much you can do. 
Mike it just like gets to like a

907
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,800
certain point, like throughout 
the episode, and then it gets 

908
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,400
really quiet. 
So I then saw I had. 

909
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,160
To I would have to like go 
through an individually boost 

910
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,920
like the track. 
Or I'm sorry. 

911
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,680
Yeah. 
So I've noticed it's it's yeah. 

912
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:26,040
And it's still so different. 
I'm still not like the I I kind 

913
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,280
of like so that I like the 
quality of this one a little bit

914
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,640
better. 
But the blue snowball that I, 

915
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:35,560
that I used to use, I felt was 
pointed a little bit better 

916
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,920
toward me. 
Whereas this one, if I'm, if I 

917
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,440
like lean forward, all of a 
sudden I don't take the mic with

918
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,640
me. 
And if I don't do that, excuse 

919
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:47,600
me, then it tends to get quiet. 
But I don't know it because in 

920
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:51,280
my ears everything sounds fine. 
It's, it's all after the fact. 

921
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,160
I, I have to stay close to the 
mic. 

922
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,160
That's just all there is to it. 
Yeah, I know. 

923
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,200
I go too. 
Yeah, because I'll get quiet 

924
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,440
too. 
Yeah, I got to get real. 

925
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,600
Close. 
Oh yeah, there it is. close. 

926
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,640
Dang, I hate this stuff. 
Freaking hate the snow. 

927
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,400
They helped the lady earlier 
today that was struggling trying

928
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:16,600
to shovel a lot of sidewalk and 
I said, hey, I've got a snow 

929
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,240
blower. 
You want me to go ahead and and 

930
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,360
hit this for you? 
You look like you're not having 

931
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,440
a great time. 
She goes, oh, man, I really 

932
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,280
appreciate it. 
I'd love it if you did. 

933
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:28,200
And I commented to her later, 
she's like, she's like, man, I 

934
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,400
just don't like this much snow. 
And I said I don't like snow at 

935
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,560
all anymore. 
When I was a kid, I got to play 

936
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,560
in it. 
Now it's like, oh, snow, I got 

937
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,200
to move all this. 
Yeah. 

938
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,360
The innocence of childhood taken
away. 

939
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:43,240
What was Charlotte? 
What is love? 

940
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,040
Baby, don't hurt me. 
Don't. 

941
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,800
Hurt me. 
Don't hurt me no more.

